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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: # w" F; x+ m% F4 h& l$ R7 C C& i
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
7 U! k$ z8 o4 y/ UAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
, T5 ?% C! r, r0 ]All Makes Combined
' \# h8 u+ D1 Z! f2 G# MA Major Cost
/ _; {$ N7 p- i; N- kA Mutated Car 2 [2 x2 I [' `. M% h6 c j( b
A Morons Car
. t" [) y' r' SAnother Major Catastrophe
1 m0 F* `# }0 k- l- K! ZA Man's Car
' ]( U! d5 k8 ]2 V2 wA Miss Conception 3 w& ?+ M4 a r, K
All Muscle Car
+ t9 f6 u5 ~: M* @+ A; [All Most Car
- o# S0 ]" n1 _* ?2 ZAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 4 K6 [6 k* h7 E" G3 @
Automotive Mental Cruelty 2 Z0 t$ i5 [! \3 `9 R" ]/ _
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9 n. B5 d" y; S5 \! fAUDI: 7 t2 [- F1 p* @1 z3 z, d
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
: e K% s. J6 F4 N, fAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
3 j u, |2 k1 a5 B, Z+ xAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
' [ g1 V- z4 T* X, P4 MAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention , v6 ^. t/ a; e( V
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 3 P+ S4 {5 u0 C* Z- R! v2 e
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. / W# }! f' {! Q' K! G
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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* U+ A8 f+ G; b) @BMW:
9 s* n5 ^3 E, J; L! o. Q3 _Big Money Works ( ]0 Q: ^& s/ l3 r% q! G {
Bought My Wife 7 d2 m5 P z( ^9 i, R
Brutal Money Waster
' L/ {! {3 @. j% H. K6 gBreak My Window + i$ V# K% p" x3 l% _
Break My Windshield
" G5 W9 m) c r$ f( J7 b' x }Babbling Mechanical Wench
. }2 E. K( s1 t6 m% ?# r) wBeastly Monstrous Wonder 1 L8 k. s+ I h$ P
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
$ G! m: ]9 x/ ABeautiful Mechanical Wonder
& h5 v1 N2 N0 [$ x4 V! BBarely Moving Wreck M8 ~) h2 a( d. a3 C3 q
Big Money Waste
+ x# y) N0 w( \7 c5 h4 {) c; H+ bBig Money. Why?
, ~ z2 X3 f, R- v EBig Money Works
5 F& ~ m! u0 B& w W" ZBorn Moderately Wealthy . A9 u# @8 M) J
Breaks Most Wrenches 0 K) c' ^0 K) X0 m& d) s! p
Bring Many Wrenches
9 m6 X5 R5 ?7 S5 N8 r. F" GBrings Me Women , k6 }# p+ p+ w! T, x
Brings More Women
2 u8 ]/ J6 G$ k% q& tBroken Money Waster
* ^. b/ X" M8 u( D8 KBroke My Wallet 8 d4 `0 k$ G' q# U1 b
Broken Monstrous Wonder
+ ^8 o; t" r+ bBumbling Mechanical Wretch 4 E( ?: E9 d) M$ C- [ H% ` V! J
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 3 R8 V. x/ ~) F2 z! T9 z0 [
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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U& A; C* g! s+ }! G' [. j( X) |& bBUICK: / q* x7 j3 h+ G! O, e# \
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
. I& V0 J$ h% q3 y) ABig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ( }0 i% T8 i" e5 S% W3 P# g$ R
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! \7 d( A, g8 i9 X" ~9 q- Z2 b# `Camaro: 1 n* F4 Z& A* h' K
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? , ?. E& v% k) W p& q' ?
Can't America Make A Real One? * X. Y5 d- s9 W! Y9 r5 u
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 6 S* r- y0 \& C
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: 5 c) i( c4 F, g% d2 R
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
, ^- E2 n; W- B' H% aCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
|3 X9 r, J. ]4 t2 j6 nCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
) @; U; s/ V# e# vConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques - i! `- L3 ? {& Y' |5 [, M: v
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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: i1 X+ P$ E) N3 V& S5 h; _ fDODGE:
* J) M. a$ d. i7 ADrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 4 \ Y7 u. v! m5 u/ A: D+ C& ?4 I
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
7 Z4 {6 M2 c5 T$ C2 w/ I- H8 }Dead Old Dog Going East
0 x: @* M G# jDead On Day Guarantee Expires
# n. q. \. y4 I6 x7 jDead On Delivery, Go Easy # f9 c" c: _4 t0 V5 ~6 H
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ( x; L# ^; J/ m
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
4 A7 ~( }" B: k, m2 N+ nDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 1 O( O0 ^- Q0 j' Q ~% Z
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive + P; r4 x1 D( [; v& a p' V$ g
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6 f0 G4 z4 L9 X+ F+ sEDSEL:
) [; \9 K! |7 v! `: J+ U1 N L) _Every Day Something Else Leaks
0 @$ C' r9 s9 e" d6 M/ q; j$ MEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs ! @0 J$ s# t0 X( W8 `4 b, a
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FIAT:
% j6 f$ G$ O. v& ?Failure in Italian Automotive Technology + m0 f0 }2 F0 ~
Fix It Again, Tony 6 @$ @& a* f( y6 w6 l
Fix It All the Time 8 B# e5 [, M9 O/ \
Found In A Toilet
, B+ p2 n' B6 x$ Y3 V1 y2 F; gFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 8 F+ V1 b% b3 K3 _
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FORD:
8 f0 u0 s! Z' a) X$ JFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
+ y+ _2 l+ t2 R" e9 f3 xFix Or Repair Daily
: B+ a' X% a7 \Found On Road Dead * e4 U$ |2 `" P( W: @, W
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 5 ]: @* s) }' J$ @% N8 @. ~1 h' b
First On Race Day & K6 B: O2 Q) v8 X' G
First On Recall Day ! P6 R: Z3 N4 \3 f
Fabricated Of Refried Dung & b* }$ e; }" f4 d* T, C: B
Fails On Rainy Days
! R; I) Y* j' W3 _Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream + _$ p( @: g0 B# I% _
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 8 F$ ]. R) K5 Q3 t3 X
Fault Of R&D
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Fireball On Rear Denting / o9 S" R" ~. Z9 m/ z
First On Road to Dump
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Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ; q# S5 r# R2 h) B/ N% j
Flipping Over Results in Death . @! _$ w9 Z% ]1 \/ ~2 L
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
% @3 K' B% u. y& W! ZFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
' c6 V; p6 X7 x9 z: JFoot On Road Decelerates $ z; k K e8 O* [9 t
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 3 I& S7 n( w, O% G5 q& d; A7 n9 m
Formed Of Rejected DNA - c. t3 N: ]: r3 J# a$ h* _6 N
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
3 ?6 J/ f, }. g6 w9 x ^4 }Forward Only; Reverse Defective / N" d5 `1 S I# k9 _
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 8 h9 b1 A, w6 }/ q% X* ]! S
Fork Over Repair Dough
! }! B3 c0 W2 S' c- w" TFouled Out Re-done Dodge
) \3 H2 G/ T9 H2 h1 p& iFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 2 m- U5 p+ s0 y2 n' D
Free Or Reduced Drastically `7 X. ^- w5 d0 ^* c+ E
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
/ }3 R9 N. e1 n5 B' yFumes and Odors Readily Detectable + Z5 e& r+ \- K- z% D' R+ N* g
Funny Old Rattling Dump 7 ^+ U" c% E, @5 @/ P$ \+ g
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous / m: q. F) U/ L, z8 H& {
Future Of Racings Delight
# A/ Z! C; D! X9 v; N(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
3 [% v% y& A L7 Y# y: n(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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/ K8 J; \- e, _5 Q; PLacks Total Dependability 9 D/ h ^& g0 v1 r) d, I) [; ?
Lots To Do
$ v# `5 E: f6 a6 f) o$ |Looses Transmissions Daily 1 S% t5 Y6 v# ?/ ?9 J. o
( S* A* Y# i5 |8 ]GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 2 {2 L- u- s* G/ Z' T3 T f4 x* }+ ?
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GM:
3 C3 u Y' s: w1 P+ b! UGeneral Maintenance
0 n+ g3 F4 \8 \5 |0 eGreat Mistake
9 L- v" g0 l' B# |1 E3 KGarbage Motors
% @) j8 l5 ~* G, e; |3 IGenerally Miserable 5 S' `' I% s' |/ B
Grossly Misconceived
) T3 x/ X6 Q/ w# P$ R) \Gluteus Maximus
0 Q4 u/ t7 o, P7 [Good Money
0 L2 P: l4 D0 a: rGoofy's Manufacturing
4 n, T; X5 P. M$ B- G+ A0 f( ^& \5 ^Gone Mental
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GMC: 9 i: R0 M& S. s9 Q, _# n- k2 C9 X
Grief & Misery Combined # ^. [/ b8 x" \& W) }
Garage Man's Companion 7 \0 r4 L r/ D' z5 {3 A
Gotta Mechanic Coming? $ X' }1 J: Y q% t
Generally Mediocre Cars . h8 C* {3 R9 I
Get More Chicks
' A2 x& @" u0 N* @5 u% tGets Mechanics Crazy
6 Z. K. k8 W" eGods Mechanical Curse ' d7 s x3 {$ l3 K. J
Got More Crap
; V2 w' m/ M( B6 F/ M& sGreat Mountain Climber
7 m8 c8 O* q* F2 x2 w5 e6 LGreat Motor Car
$ P( m' N6 V+ j N# LGod Made Chevy 5 s) K% X# p6 N1 x) k/ M
Good Moron Car & q0 h, p3 g8 q0 O( K' R
Got Mine Cheap
. i. U& ^5 e# U# u' pGet My Checkbook " L- W8 g$ w7 A9 k: Y
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: ) n2 f7 e' f% y' N. z! C
Gas, Tires, Oil 3 d% F+ m7 b% p# X+ w
Get Tools Out 3 Y1 ?5 e3 I0 T" Q8 P- P8 v
Get To Onramp / F" V; N; m# _3 a
Good To Own 4 ^! ~1 T- A/ ^3 \
Get The Others
+ s8 F" p) k/ E i, }& g9 hGenerally Trashed Out : J' j% c \: D8 H9 M+ L- b
Good Time Out
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HONDA:
- S W0 a2 y6 ~ X% y WHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything , ?* }7 `* {8 N8 k/ _
Had One Never Did Again
4 z7 w6 G0 }3 q3 v8 ?Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
6 @8 E6 N) c( nHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
1 ?$ F& X% |9 \( ^Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 9 G1 b5 w3 T- v. V0 p1 l
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
+ ]& r( x" I& e9 n/ k7 RHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 9 U2 b4 y) s, x* m8 k0 k# O
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes $ `+ Q6 ~* }& e& J
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$ ]' h5 \4 L0 `% y+ {HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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Just Eats Every Part
% A4 u: y9 p$ o) C( d. C( kJust Empty Every Pocket $ a4 @' O. b! t3 Z, _- ]8 Z2 r1 X
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly * q1 j3 L9 ]. p C" [9 P8 \& ^
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ' j2 R" B5 _7 e6 g
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around $ D2 e7 o6 O5 C, |. Z
Kick It Again
# M1 Q. H( b5 N7 @/ qKilled In Action
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1 o9 ~% V _3 w1 KLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ' U2 b c3 `% [; y v
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 7 X: `7 @ V0 U, N0 N7 [
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Money Guzzler
: r1 [3 |+ I2 Z: f; a5 ~$ Z: NMostly Garaged ; b4 a4 D3 ] V; ~5 R2 ^& ~( {
Major Goof 8 z3 b, q: w# Y
MGB: Might Go Backwards + m3 X9 T* z- ], o B4 _8 g
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
0 y: D: R( x; N& w- [: j0 v tMGB: Motor Going Bad 1 P+ j# S. r7 _! m
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR ! }3 w2 t: {$ P4 j6 F
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 2 V' i+ S1 z, r- ~
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
; m0 k4 F6 P9 w2 bMost Often Passed At Races
( }3 B1 V* u- w! F4 \( o# rMostly Old Parts And Rust 5 G3 G. Z9 j u8 c
Move Over People Are Racing $ l, t+ h7 Q: Z- A/ E1 P( @
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
9 |' v7 U5 ^( f1 ^, zMy Old Pig Ain't Running 9 \( A) b- {4 h' e$ R
My Only Problems Are Repairs
6 n2 M6 B% ~ Z" X. I7 A5 E$ eMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 3 ^" N9 C$ A2 U* l( r7 L
More Often Parts Are Replaced E2 ~/ T/ s# h- h& r& t! E
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MUSTANG:
* m" L) Y2 z( d4 U) m% |! W$ W$ cMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 3 ]$ G7 t+ t e/ |0 P& P. ]; _
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go , `, w7 S: @) h r/ b
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
5 N9 {2 [$ f ?9 x4 d# J/ |Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO - n4 ?+ M: \; H) J! Z, P7 n# b
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OLDSMOBILE:
9 Z o/ k6 ^* s9 O' D0 nOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 3 d, x% Y9 X9 G* R5 D* J
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 2 P* l8 l: Z6 n
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# t; p0 ^2 N) O+ _# ~ \8 x% s# MPut In Nickel To Operate ' s# n+ g+ o/ `5 `8 b
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 4 y% k/ j x: _3 G5 `7 r
Put In New Transmission Often * ~2 p1 I$ M, T2 q' ?3 q0 r) b- w' _
Pushed In Neutral Too Often . j2 I+ V- t1 i: n
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8 F3 S+ a4 @ B5 S) f4 M5 {PONTIAC:
; H# R) |+ t0 G9 l8 |" {9 w, PPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car * D- Q: _/ `% X5 }, V$ O- x9 a
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ( D$ e, B: }+ M
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PORSCHE:
: r8 K" J. T, p) bProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
9 s4 t7 ?* _9 V8 J' d2 ~- _2 _Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ' J. R) ]+ l) r) o3 m6 ]
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SAAB: 8 H7 N9 v2 h; H; U3 w1 C; |
Send Another Automobile Back $ z, ] w1 O# x$ O
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
5 T1 ?. A0 {, u8 ^Sad Attempt At Beauty
* Z- x) q% N1 v/ w' TSorry Auto, Always Broken
% Y, r2 |8 s" v8 `0 B4 h6 G: BShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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1 U$ o* C: ~, OSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually , B- o3 o( e5 E8 @# [* U7 a
' q: h+ P( B* y, S' d( L2 ]$ e6 PTOYOTA: ; I( `( x$ t1 ~3 R2 x+ e3 Z
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
" \2 T0 I9 a/ {+ K" r8 t) rTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
' E$ R4 Q4 n5 F( @2 ^( s; NThe One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! , B1 {9 w) ?/ Z
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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, j( @' W7 w/ f$ \8 }TR: Tools Required
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% P; i$ d, D$ Z8 b; N4 X' S+ l4 a w% HVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: 7 v% j3 U9 ?$ l
Vintage Wreck
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