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ACURA: : \) O9 j/ P7 p( G9 R
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile * g( Z2 W5 O% v: u6 }+ Z
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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6 b. c* g6 u- o4 }7 oAMC:
: t. V7 p% m" M( E7 gAll Makes Combined 2 m! g' P) _8 K" d9 ]; w
A Major Cost & F6 M+ c6 P- O' a5 G* ]3 W
A Mutated Car
/ h# X1 o- }, m" sA Morons Car $ p2 _ r$ e9 m. ?7 g2 p+ ~2 G0 y
Another Major Catastrophe
: L5 @/ F, m8 D2 ]+ l: B* bA Man's Car : g" _2 e* b2 L0 ^7 Z6 @9 _0 ?
A Miss Conception
! J) o+ N( _+ [All Muscle Car 7 w6 I% m! a% V5 E) o4 e
All Most Car
. j& S2 |1 |5 @4 L! LAnnoying Mechanics Constantly . ~& l8 m, i0 ^, J6 J
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: S! d) x/ v6 L! h8 t9 Q# `: i
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
7 \# F9 @- o; X9 qAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
* o( o" C/ Y" iAutomobile Under Demonic Influence " ?* t9 M: X) e0 Y
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention , i0 g$ x- P$ C% R6 j% J
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
4 \6 y# R5 } S" Q2 jAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. % h* s2 N. k; M6 i" \0 ~
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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* m/ D2 m' n h0 LBMW: 3 O* p( r+ _7 ]* ~ I
Big Money Works - ^8 H2 b1 I, v1 @
Bought My Wife
/ V6 n1 D1 V$ ]2 K. WBrutal Money Waster
& R% n2 M: K9 K) ?3 o! Q: EBreak My Window 8 p" y$ w0 e9 S8 S$ [1 ~$ f
Break My Windshield % R, g5 J* E2 R; `1 Z. K) N
Babbling Mechanical Wench 3 V+ ]* ]5 R/ p( U7 d8 w& C
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 4 R9 w3 ~, t- [: I
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels * {4 U0 s ?& E& K8 T
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 6 s6 u t" _# h4 W& }
Barely Moving Wreck
& b* u) }/ m) i o$ g0 ?Big Money Waste
9 g/ n" u3 j$ a2 g0 S2 Y, U6 W) L* HBig Money. Why? 9 F" W! }/ N2 ]4 e) Z% u
Big Money Works
0 b4 N; I2 B( @, hBorn Moderately Wealthy
' |* o- C2 ]; z& K% ~3 V' o( EBreaks Most Wrenches 7 w; V1 e( ^. d+ z# ^
Bring Many Wrenches $ B8 t$ \7 z# I% A
Brings Me Women
0 A- d" l5 D% y1 ?Brings More Women - y2 `! q) T# G5 d! V5 x# S7 K
Broken Money Waster
. t% m( I# d' B+ G# M/ QBroke My Wallet
7 T" ~6 f7 e0 M3 Y4 [Broken Monstrous Wonder 2 W: s( k, ~7 ]
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ; N& y: B6 r, T1 U9 J/ ~
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
* G9 o- [+ z+ m) G1 CBavarian Manure Wagon ) N2 L, @4 N* ^3 z, q, ^ ^; U* K
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" P; z% s2 P( S7 CBUICK:
# |* y4 T& \2 f* C: XBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 4 Q- l5 L1 a3 s2 @
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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. h8 K" {2 a3 m' ?. k1 g c e1 I' |Camaro:
& \; X) Q4 b, H# QCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
% R. l) y' |9 \ uCan't America Make A Real One? 5 o$ l- q) K, e. o4 Z+ q
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
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CHEVROLET: 1 v% a% D3 r5 h: f0 H
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 5 l9 j+ N& `* V5 h q
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
" @2 g9 o9 e- O% n( r+ N2 |5 ECracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 1 o: a9 ^+ A3 a$ x) H% V
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques % k5 ~3 t% ]* r5 A7 d$ \$ T
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: , X' U4 U% \) q4 O) q) h _
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
; K& U% D8 E! f/ x/ U6 c) nDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater 1 a, F: Y" K3 Z7 m" A5 d% N* V
Dead Old Dog Going East
) B, [# z7 w8 y% ZDead On Day Guarantee Expires
! ~7 T9 q# b7 h3 W# C( V/ HDead On Delivery, Go Easy ! I7 H4 a% A1 k4 K
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired " U# w& F3 T) r& f: Y6 o8 O1 K6 S3 h
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
4 f* n+ o# E9 X: m1 K7 v! c3 UDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 5 g6 A3 {$ H" O x. k) L
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive & v+ h* [+ v Z+ a
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+ k9 J7 m# @! e/ XEvery Day Something Else Leaks , o* y% Q9 b3 b5 j) L/ J$ X
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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7 m* _# o3 S2 t4 \- V k& b8 BFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
& k* m$ N# V% t. Z) RFix It Again, Tony
% Q) L8 f. s* \5 [+ tFix It All the Time 9 p* l( L1 D) P6 I$ b* Z
Found In A Toilet , g7 @# ~) i% s6 Q: r7 n3 e2 K
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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6 G: g9 M6 L! `7 X( ^: NFORD:
/ }) M4 x5 X7 B9 M+ ~2 mFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
* W& W0 J" ^" X' Z: zFix Or Repair Daily 1 h; E8 P. M G; R2 j
Found On Road Dead - m) h3 a2 l! s' E v4 F
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 9 s* e& j9 ^2 W- E" f. G! I; j6 Y
First On Race Day + L2 p, j- ], {( U: P8 B
First On Recall Day 4 n3 a4 _7 d; `9 d( C; E
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
7 C! Y# f% `. g% y" R, D' l" S y/ W) o$ eFails On Rainy Days
) R9 r7 k, s. p& w& FFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
/ h$ q0 G! m( r5 q3 g1 `Fatally Obese Redneck Driver ; d" a9 u' |% Z: X: G% H; |, ^
Fault Of R&D ; ~9 } Y U9 h! z0 F, Y
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
$ H% g; q! }- W0 O' T2 lFireball On Rear Denting 8 B1 |3 @/ j" A8 |; ]
First On Road to Dump 5 e* _# Z, U) Q7 i% I, ]
First On Rust and Deterioration : L9 \# H$ z9 p2 T) k" N' g
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 9 y4 u1 c6 v( ^8 v; F2 K& Z
Flipping Over Results in Death 0 m7 T% I, G, b9 Z* P# g* \7 [
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster : [3 E; P& Q* d2 Y R. w# L
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
: |3 \ J6 j& j j; n2 N; eFoot On Road Decelerates ( w4 |4 g7 |" `- C$ h6 A4 c" q
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
. ]0 X. P; d8 ?# L2 [Formed Of Rejected DNA
, z% n" r9 q4 gForwarded Once; Return Denied
# D$ B4 M" B/ `7 z5 a, ]9 mForward Only; Reverse Defective
& f% J. n) z* L3 nForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ; r6 V( M1 s" @& V- ~- O% ~
Fork Over Repair Dough * M+ ]3 y- W9 m) i/ G
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 8 X7 {$ v5 r" E. N+ |0 B9 y H
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
) {) t6 Z! g% R/ e$ |# qFree Or Reduced Drastically
+ \% N5 u/ x( k: vFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
, O& G! t- U7 i5 \: r: IFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
2 ~ }2 ~/ i; J! U+ jFunny Old Rattling Dump
! {* h( b- v9 m. NForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
2 r" ?. _# V: o; u" OFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
/ C' B$ T+ V8 E3 m4 h X3 qFound Out-Right Dangerous
3 v' U! z: D5 x0 AFuture Of Racings Delight
! x+ I) C8 |' ]- F9 Q& ](backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 8 C5 V, {0 Q- E% B2 H4 t
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 3 q$ F; X6 a' W5 g
LTD:
, P( b' c, {8 y% w: C9 ~Lacks Total Dependability
- j$ Q7 c4 B" K: sLots To Do }4 S) ]7 D6 j. S @
Looses Transmissions Daily # }9 U% R% Q7 N, ~3 q9 }
5 o# f/ Z+ ^5 Y, d9 HGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: / U2 Y3 e% w, G ?
General Maintenance
A( E& \" I0 t* f1 e* rGreat Mistake 9 O6 E8 U' y$ g$ R. M8 {
Garbage Motors 8 w$ ]1 H# Q. M7 H2 D
Generally Miserable + X3 O9 y; X8 r1 }
Grossly Misconceived - g3 K; } L* h9 [9 m' W1 W
Gluteus Maximus
, X- I/ {. D7 l3 x! h5 j6 O, ^. H1 zGood Money
) w6 L4 n8 F+ o% g7 lGoofy's Manufacturing
- l# F" P# }* H8 D. U9 R3 u9 h% kGone Mental / b! w* S3 c" w
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GMC:
; p& e+ T U7 P0 ~Grief & Misery Combined 7 P: f$ A% k4 E- k# Z# V2 u
Garage Man's Companion
$ b9 L( D# R3 T: F- ~6 s1 P' \Gotta Mechanic Coming?
( N9 Y, R* ~+ s8 K# C1 P) X$ f, zGenerally Mediocre Cars
; @/ F3 ?- T# p, b! DGet More Chicks
- o6 e/ Z; c _5 P B( z0 JGets Mechanics Crazy 9 Z. i8 L! a# s, J2 \, v+ `7 g6 O s% y
Gods Mechanical Curse 0 j" n- _# U5 @
Got More Crap
; b6 E2 V7 J3 A* NGreat Mountain Climber
0 x" A0 T; R" V% o- P5 u! [Great Motor Car . i6 [2 G$ k. E" R5 b. c8 g
God Made Chevy - w4 A8 x0 H3 a3 \8 C; a3 v( y
Good Moron Car
, O! h. O7 \3 l: \$ zGot Mine Cheap 2 R) N0 p- E0 v- @ G6 Y
Get My Checkbook 3 }/ x, N' X. t/ g, Y
Gone Mad Corp.
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b& U9 t( m& AGTO: ( B0 Z+ b& }2 ?& C
Gas, Tires, Oil # X& X) y0 q; u
Get Tools Out 0 q4 ]7 ~) G' C
Get To Onramp ) j) C! c& i0 u8 y; k: e; i) _
Good To Own , Z$ T9 I6 _+ m$ D* s) Z
Get The Others $ b, X) g7 t1 n2 E3 X! C
Generally Trashed Out % \$ ^5 D0 w& k& s
Good Time Out % o3 L: S: v# J4 I
Gone To Overdrive 6 `- E6 M3 D' ^7 T
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HONDA: 7 H7 A/ p" B i1 t4 X
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
- E: W3 W, r7 Q2 b6 \2 ^7 d" q7 EHad One Never Did Again
! T! \) V8 S* }( @: QHang On, Not Done Accelerating
5 r2 b: P! s8 YHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles & ?8 S! X4 i3 B3 J/ U* k" r
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 0 v5 U1 X( a# i! V' G
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration * v' C9 q7 d7 X, s6 J
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? - R; B0 W. P+ ^5 e. c) S- x
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 4 C* ]2 D9 K+ ? P; d( y
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4 |7 t0 O3 q- U# U, z/ R% X, zHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ) @/ b# D: |" V
9 u* U6 P( v: H; f/ k1 J- yJEEP: C) s4 x. o- g9 O4 {
Just Eats Every Part * D5 M2 g) X) E/ ]5 Q; @
Just Empty Every Pocket 6 V' o% {2 u# ?# `6 L
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly - l$ O0 k0 f. }1 {8 ?: g4 s$ G+ L
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
) r8 v2 N( z) d! I) QJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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; }7 }3 q) v7 r3 |7 Y/ oKick It Around
1 p, A: I/ ^! Y& S1 cKick It Again
1 X! c# e6 ^0 k, k* Y7 @9 }; gKilled In Action
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4 k. X) s* q% n) m+ d2 J0 NLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 7 J, P2 O0 O! H! x6 P
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4 a9 k0 \5 B5 b* N. j# fMoney Guzzler ! n, b( u' b- l0 A5 d+ @! Y' _
Mostly Garaged
; O2 T v% Y3 L( CMajor Goof
2 W# ~9 n: ?1 s0 f' T4 {MGB: Might Go Backwards % O! r, F# q( s& m
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 2 f x) Q3 H/ R8 J
MGB: Motor Going Bad ; F" b3 c. V3 T2 d) U Q4 m3 U( Q7 u
MGF: Might Go Forward , ?* p+ r& B. p9 F2 P( p9 g
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4 c. {- r; E! L" V; F2 g; uMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ' O1 }) t& u" r( e: f8 f
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MOPAR V9 a i5 r U( M
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
7 W6 n6 I! L/ G+ l" G, kMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
4 {$ i9 f) d u% nMost Often Passed At Races
% t+ R6 Z8 c$ G+ R: EMostly Old Parts And Rust 7 o/ G5 D. Y" o% r+ j4 W
Move Over People Are Racing [8 J8 F7 I5 j
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly # P n; i3 P( A# Q
My Old Pig Ain't Running
: M+ R3 ~/ C5 O: R: ?. \* u3 R% `My Only Problems Are Repairs : ~: P/ n# d( J, {$ K" \- w
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
; P1 v1 y h1 B6 Y) j7 V# X: ~) r! tMore Often Parts Are Replaced 2 D- ]& `' \$ ]" @* l4 B
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% n# A$ T; Y/ CMUSTANG: I. i1 ?* _7 n i9 M. M' a
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ' L0 ^ ]% ~8 J/ B) Z! h
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go " G( ?5 H2 T. N5 r, P' j) q- @
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
' F* w5 ^! I- y4 C( \5 xMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: & S: m2 Y8 C: G9 M2 L" B, A
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 5 y# e4 Z) y6 H1 e7 p' G( H+ ]
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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Put In Nickel To Operate ) l3 @) o. P/ {, d+ e- m: U' o/ l
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ' P% x/ z; C& W, Z+ d! C
Put In New Transmission Often
4 P! o( M. H! w9 d: P! N7 z" ?Pushed In Neutral Too Often / H8 u. |: Z# t- @
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9 D0 m( C* @1 { B8 Q: ~( y6 W# zPONTIAC: # m. }) I7 g2 n" C" t
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car # m5 ~1 X. U* _: F/ P) w
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 5 ~: y6 s# C6 v! D; M
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& U+ r; a, @( D( B8 jPORSCHE: % s, F J* E5 ]. U c( d1 o* I
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything & H- Q5 @+ ^- ~ ]7 N
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 6 d1 k# ?# u' \& k3 y4 L) T
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SAAB:
* W2 x' [6 U! b1 g5 j5 a% s9 I/ QSend Another Automobile Back 8 G8 t h K* Z3 c$ j
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
& d$ ]4 a$ G/ `( t+ D' M; W* k: X- vSad Attempt At Beauty ' S* ]5 K; c3 X7 g- R
Sorry Auto, Always Broken ' {9 u' q! b8 Y% A
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 1 T, Y; B$ I8 t/ b/ J
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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5 a. {* ^6 a9 _- h4 ?2 m7 @Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
: e+ R6 I, c: J/ \1 qTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass : J3 O- p- [# z. z9 j. [
The One You Ought To Avoid 7 n3 z" I0 \8 |; a b1 _) D
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* i1 ~: `, ^4 d3 }# qTRIUMPH: 5 W$ P: _# Y* \* e" U2 A
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
1 ?$ f$ D3 B8 @6 b* cTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required * s2 J6 g2 G2 B$ v) [; ?$ A+ \0 L0 F( u
1 w4 p( M7 O1 H* t, hVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object . A: K( T" V% Z, v; ^* f+ `
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Vintage Wreck
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