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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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! s/ z" G; C( X( V3 HACURA: / b* ~' c: B2 N8 P
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
5 Y; Q* _8 m7 X7 b3 s+ WAsia's Curse Upon Rural America + r0 b7 h/ l& D$ q" d
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3 y }9 K" H8 q' ]5 yAMC:
- ?4 s+ v& b1 VAll Makes Combined
9 T1 O3 _5 B3 ?- w9 R6 m3 Q0 xA Major Cost
; J- I$ [8 y; X2 F; G' H ^( LA Mutated Car ) P& W) f$ M( i8 h
A Morons Car
/ D5 t4 `# G' V3 W8 M2 sAnother Major Catastrophe % m/ W2 H% Y! K7 U0 n0 i1 {. q
A Man's Car + v. {/ |6 e, g
A Miss Conception
" m' G5 V+ F8 Y V3 ]All Muscle Car
7 I/ @* T% |+ W3 L6 VAll Most Car
: x+ Z9 @4 U$ X- D0 B8 \ i+ ]7 HAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
3 M0 B% f: @ `3 \Automotive Mental Cruelty
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& m* ?* E/ ~- w* s0 ^2 xAUDI:
% w3 }9 ?9 U% g8 a$ x# B: w; JAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented - V6 V( a4 m, W( {7 G! y
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
0 w$ E5 z& F! [/ O+ _4 ^; g: EAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
! {! x$ [* M9 TAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
, V, E2 z# G% QAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence # O/ w% s/ l! \9 y9 r+ G4 k j" U
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
" T! O8 v, r- G" X0 ]( C) FAll Unnecessary Devices Installed & d+ `: F3 Z1 D4 a" e
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BMW:
. h5 Z3 l7 [/ sBig Money Works
- z8 L) r+ H m& {9 b; k$ y0 [& eBought My Wife ( N, W1 {5 ?/ I- P0 d0 b) o+ T2 \
Brutal Money Waster
4 r5 f0 x4 L) R* o- a) GBreak My Window
, r4 k0 Z. R, rBreak My Windshield 4 j( j/ G% H0 M
Babbling Mechanical Wench
: D& h; M h9 rBeastly Monstrous Wonder * C; n, z: c. H0 f& R6 \- X$ K
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels - ^; Y! V }% C V# c
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
/ m, j. F* [3 Q0 r5 fBarely Moving Wreck 5 ^3 l. I! f& P, c
Big Money Waste
) O+ d- K0 T* ^; }9 yBig Money. Why? , Q, f) p( n: a5 J( i6 r& X, Y
Big Money Works
# E- ?# h% Z" j e7 C! YBorn Moderately Wealthy
( _& {9 |$ t9 v/ f1 y. YBreaks Most Wrenches , m3 P& O3 I9 L# \- q4 h5 I
Bring Many Wrenches
' K7 |* o5 j. @; E& w! HBrings Me Women
! k4 u, i. u: f6 O( mBrings More Women - S7 r% C# X; r1 `* E
Broken Money Waster 6 P3 u! S2 ^# @$ |
Broke My Wallet
D/ ?( I( v! yBroken Monstrous Wonder # w5 f4 A4 I. W$ J, i t3 X
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
- t( A1 B7 C1 y0 D! wBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
$ B- m& m' z# ?4 I& v8 A6 e0 n' G UBavarian Manure Wagon
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l: H: G/ T$ `BUICK:
7 E2 W* K: b# `: |* G; ~Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
! R/ S. P3 Y( i" uBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: 1 v! ?% [2 T4 f: X( v- H: f% R
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? , n: b6 q7 {/ V0 O4 ~6 N+ z
Can't America Make A Real One? ( N' q A; v4 c6 ^1 [- M
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
7 n3 |4 @7 G& @; F \5 vCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
' G8 u. D* H2 |) C! e# D `Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips * n% i' s& A) F. v$ L- Y
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time H4 g# E& H ~" P2 P* b1 R
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time / W: V8 P% N! k
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ' ^$ j; N" K: Q4 Z. g0 Z
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology e8 l& l l7 ]. M7 Q
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: e. [% R; \3 H$ tDODGE: , y! I4 O5 Q2 B$ c
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
$ P3 l% W" t* ~1 C/ l1 uDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater & k3 N8 }* R! M7 i) `
Dead Old Dog Going East
: R% I: c1 _1 j5 {2 O% C- t UDead On Day Guarantee Expires
) F; B j0 q! x6 Y7 P; ?; q5 uDead On Delivery, Go Easy
; }4 m6 Y1 g5 {, Q }Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired : s) D2 [9 F" ` c
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
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Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: 7 C7 \1 ~! s* u r
Every Day Something Else Leaks
# V. h$ X( R: H( i( eEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
6 s( ^. {- k' n( C4 q: i5 XFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 7 b5 [ y3 ]% g& n6 ^5 U& P
Fix It Again, Tony
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2 P. O- w& ]+ ^- p) a8 S% u0 ~! `Found In A Toilet 9 m3 z5 J4 U$ `0 d- M) S) u
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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H3 M: W& x9 \0 ~, oFORD: " v# o1 j# U" [8 }6 p$ a
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
% P1 F- r" |. a& Y; k, Z: Q) tFix Or Repair Daily
8 V. ]7 |. S- h) E3 F/ YFound On Road Dead 1 L7 v" T; R! R k, M; ^
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
+ j# C; L% D( G. D3 ]$ pFirst On Race Day
5 N0 @4 ?3 r' lFirst On Recall Day
w$ [& b3 S8 L( C5 w. ?Fabricated Of Refried Dung 6 d+ P! E" z/ E- i) I
Fails On Rainy Days
+ R; }9 Q& Y! e7 {# oFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 2 A; N6 _2 \* |3 B8 g i+ y3 k
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver + I, a6 e; x3 n6 M$ p8 t
Fault Of R&D
* ~; p; j4 h, @: H9 _Finally Obsolete Racing Device
( m* b9 T" m. t0 [Fireball On Rear Denting 8 ?- Z- e& r! S2 `) X q4 S/ Q# f% E
First On Road to Dump % {2 t7 R0 E* f
First On Rust and Deterioration 5 V/ f0 n( c* c% R3 b3 r
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ) X9 E$ A! t% N: j
Flipping Over Results in Death , @' r- Y: k$ `5 S% s4 [
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 0 a- B+ G- U2 F9 Z+ Y
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 9 J$ s [# u5 w2 O% f
Foot On Road Decelerates
- U, L. F% O2 _( Q9 ZForced On Reluctant Drivers O5 w; S- g6 _# z# a/ n
Formed Of Rejected DNA
$ {! Z- N& D0 P6 f* T# vForwarded Once; Return Denied
+ O& A# L) I! g7 u2 NForward Only; Reverse Defective 6 [" Q9 e4 h9 `$ S8 I
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ) @8 l% o; {6 V. F. e: m* e9 r8 W" G
Fork Over Repair Dough
1 R$ _* ]! V; o9 PFouled Out Re-done Dodge |/ c1 Y! _; P4 |
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
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Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
, T3 B2 K8 H' S9 ^Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable & a& E( C% ]# F2 ?
Funny Old Rattling Dump
\- U0 ]' z0 M6 F, u# n/ k+ yForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 3 E+ }" O# m3 I! z2 O) f
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA ' V' R0 t: G+ D# X
Found Out-Right Dangerous * J& f# N$ E; C* h% s
Future Of Racings Delight - X: A5 o- z& G! i
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
9 y/ c0 l& ^+ W9 r; ^9 w* F(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords : \: S" \( M) P
LTD: 6 W( y5 P' }$ c, x) \
Lacks Total Dependability 5 t) K9 I% c& Z- j
Lots To Do
" ?3 c2 |$ ]) ]0 [* v! lLooses Transmissions Daily ; x& r# v0 L" U! U% Q$ q3 f: u. E/ H
' O/ K5 B. j# p& Q; KGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ( u4 z0 Q" v Y6 \( k
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General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
& y8 B# g0 z' Z0 FGenerally Miserable
" K9 w6 h1 t5 V9 `0 |4 `% i& u0 D' n' rGrossly Misconceived
( `$ p6 {! d5 X6 B: nGluteus Maximus + A- R4 {. c. _
Good Money
# S( ~7 D7 V8 l2 Z5 ~) oGoofy's Manufacturing 8 a3 i2 H+ B4 |/ F+ r: ^1 d+ J, b
Gone Mental ; H/ c& g C. t
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GMC: 8 I3 ]2 i5 [6 a7 i5 |. c" T
Grief & Misery Combined
5 q6 a, C2 x' W/ `. `; @0 [0 VGarage Man's Companion
& N* h) X9 }, G/ a( U4 LGotta Mechanic Coming?
R( G* z, F& O" f+ U9 t! FGenerally Mediocre Cars ~9 {, D& i( ~2 l/ ^0 p
Get More Chicks 8 a% n3 i( z6 B
Gets Mechanics Crazy % v% M m6 E6 x+ ~
Gods Mechanical Curse
1 X. z+ k2 g* F2 d2 }% IGot More Crap ) `* }6 E. {( a, D/ w# ~& I- D
Great Mountain Climber , r; c$ ^5 L/ c* f- g
Great Motor Car
3 D! \( g1 l+ y7 _$ b% qGod Made Chevy
) }2 h6 L" V- ?, ?3 A, |Good Moron Car ) @" w x( e) ^4 S. \' \ Q: e6 m8 S
Got Mine Cheap
( X( \; B" C# V$ `1 O0 kGet My Checkbook
: R$ m4 Y$ W0 J( A; w% X/ jGone Mad Corp. # ^# E; P a$ ?: Z, x
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GTO: , ~$ }& T+ ?. K
Gas, Tires, Oil
4 {( l$ K+ ]5 q4 q6 R, `' K/ p" RGet Tools Out
+ _! S$ n& N, n$ h/ S5 vGet To Onramp
0 `) I4 z" ~5 R& j1 C; p0 g; DGood To Own
% u( `. f0 C! |% `Get The Others . ~# ?% S. `9 M1 [; l5 \& u# w1 S' i
Generally Trashed Out 2 e7 n' B4 q+ p
Good Time Out
+ }( ~. T& z$ p, dGone To Overdrive
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; ^% k/ Y; p+ h1 {Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
L9 I& ]8 H' Y8 s4 tHad One Never Did Again ) `8 K0 o; f! K
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating ; p7 c5 ~7 r' f1 L, J
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
1 s- p1 {" y. N2 L& W: { t2 cHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 8 O4 b7 Y* X3 Z2 H# z6 R) w
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
8 [0 w* s7 w5 P8 ], EHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? " H' c; [& N# e k& Y1 k
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes - o. @" o8 Z8 O: ^$ j/ B2 B
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- [; d5 K0 w5 B0 fHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... i9 M9 E9 h/ }
. I! g8 ^4 `# B0 c( a% `5 OJEEP:
5 u# s* o2 J: X& O2 {8 [$ n xJust Eats Every Part
! T# A" a e. Y- F+ Y ?$ uJust Empty Every Pocket # h9 e" ]2 ` `
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
+ e- p3 U4 s# K2 [. gJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
+ Y7 z. \& q. a4 H qJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around , |# W" J' T, E M. f
Kick It Again ) G' H$ ]- n% `! x1 O5 D0 r9 ]
Killed In Action
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, J# z, Q. t3 Y, C$ z/ T( HLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 2 c" I# s+ @4 ]; m5 ?0 C
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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3 |# c/ ~& d$ A+ P/ u6 BMG:
8 C6 k G, K# L9 hMoney Guzzler / C) G. Y! w0 l, v; z3 A
Mostly Garaged
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MGB: Might Go Backwards
. W/ t5 r4 A# a. Z1 N ^MGB: Might Go, But . . .
5 W; V% i$ t& M' B& |MGB: Motor Going Bad
9 A2 m4 X: x' p# d0 r- x2 x/ WMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 9 z! w8 n% P: t
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
! Y f; m2 {; C9 F) LMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
* x# C4 k2 O5 K! V; G6 u0 GMost Often Passed At Races - P, h0 L5 Y( @: f5 Z
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
1 j/ ^0 w; R+ y9 @! o$ A' q# aMove Over People Are Racing 6 d) M0 I" N( |
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 3 [) q4 D" I% W6 L" j
My Old Pig Ain't Running ' f0 l5 {0 X1 G3 e+ A
My Only Problems Are Repairs
n$ R( s; S6 @0 |# p* U" L' QMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
% q; x4 Y; ~, {! a: s4 NMore Often Parts Are Replaced 2 Q# I Y& ^- A- ^) ? |1 I4 c8 y
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" L3 F* a; S9 a/ z0 }MUSTANG: 4 f5 Z7 I$ `9 V
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 7 N' \/ L Z- R$ n
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
- K g, ^. ^4 kMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
0 `! L$ V3 _: k5 k* x) h1 oMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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7 W. Y2 X% D/ Y! K1 m; B' |OLDSMOBILE:
0 O: G* b* O% b0 V7 ROld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
0 m3 j9 B+ {+ W& q' u% |0 BOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: ' ~ Q; q8 z5 a9 x w. ]' Z. [
Put In Nickel To Operate
) [4 o+ E( s. m- |Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
2 z/ a# G4 ?+ o* S( b( YPut In New Transmission Often
( M0 U- _/ H9 M9 M5 W9 DPushed In Neutral Too Often
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; [7 h+ o1 J, aPONTIAC:
+ B3 ^ T; g y- jPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
: J, e1 X- o" o dPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: 6 j0 U; X. E& j/ m1 }* N
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
, O$ C4 P9 @" p9 ~' }3 v9 a9 QPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough + t7 a- C2 g: v9 j
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2 C9 s- v I7 ~# N, dSend Another Automobile Back
, C" ?% t" }, m* h7 |& G+ N; kSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
9 A3 x! t# V; MSad Attempt At Beauty $ F3 k2 z, E Z8 V
Sorry Auto, Always Broken , G, n8 x8 J) [; E! n6 p. ?* T
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: + ], J! A6 ~6 ]. u( `8 R
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
# p9 ?0 E3 ~! kTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass ( y, A5 ~% N& {2 t4 g" L: `7 F
The One You Ought To Avoid 5 L! `7 a, N2 Y* ?# e4 G% ]
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TRIUMPH: : ~' H7 R! |8 W! b& M( X
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
* f: W0 R; U& `Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required # ? w. ?, A, [$ o" A
# G2 Z% R7 X: |! W- Q! R1 fVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
, k T6 k0 u% D1 Z6 z9 KVintage Wreck ) J% h+ Y z% M- ?; \: G. L
Virtually Worthless |
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