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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: $ A, p3 C+ p9 {) r9 v
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
' x$ y j4 `3 E) z5 n5 i' xAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 9 G6 h7 `! Z6 C0 z& J* G4 ]# r; ^: T
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AMC:
, r6 S: N7 u& kAll Makes Combined
/ q) A9 |$ a, A* q1 pA Major Cost
' R( Z/ ~! u R0 L* tA Mutated Car
) E1 z. o, A+ [1 i# ~# oA Morons Car & d' x& F9 k; Z. O3 D! s# X8 C. ]
Another Major Catastrophe % p3 [0 c% n( S1 j( y+ Z
A Man's Car 2 ?2 Z6 c8 F3 I- u
A Miss Conception
M1 I+ ]3 A# u) [6 T" MAll Muscle Car
6 x- f0 g c, b, E% B1 }2 RAll Most Car 0 H. g# k: ]0 d" B6 b- A* ?/ H/ o
Annoying Mechanics Constantly / X/ [% a3 A' G: `& z4 K
Automotive Mental Cruelty 3 {; X' i4 U% Q# y2 a7 z
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) |% ^/ @9 i4 aAUDI:
! x6 \' n6 J) M+ uAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
3 r9 n, @9 q7 Y/ b! f& nAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
8 P4 t% U8 C2 _+ e! y% BAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
6 F. U) H4 Z% ?' Q/ K$ r- e) qAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention ; W# `1 Q2 E. Q% E ^- C- `
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 5 u7 D0 e) ^ \% P4 o- y+ N
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
p. l& f+ `4 m1 U7 {All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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& k4 Z- z5 k& |BMW: * {5 V# U1 `1 a1 P1 s
Big Money Works
1 H1 W( @9 h; c/ j! \Bought My Wife ( \2 D; x/ ~9 x/ D
Brutal Money Waster ( ^4 R6 r) w- [
Break My Window
7 n; F( b9 Z: N. N4 ?% E, qBreak My Windshield 0 q4 n* V/ n6 O' y2 m' E( U. D
Babbling Mechanical Wench 2 b4 f8 |7 ~+ _& S( o' \# x* E% f
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
$ c$ c5 g3 {1 b# b3 tBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
1 N" }) H" ^+ ~Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
0 b% |0 W1 R$ {- k: D* VBarely Moving Wreck
. o* _- g$ G- t- @3 V6 hBig Money Waste ( q5 U9 A0 c7 E, W6 v
Big Money. Why? 2 u2 y- F9 G( |" w* Y
Big Money Works
/ B1 a/ J0 r+ M- B( lBorn Moderately Wealthy
; d& i% e# e9 v+ hBreaks Most Wrenches
$ G, S3 {# a; V% mBring Many Wrenches
* ]- L2 K! n& b6 v8 {Brings Me Women
0 ~( O/ Z$ {3 d# qBrings More Women : P% R( l: u$ o1 _: P% n
Broken Money Waster . v! |, U8 ]2 F# t+ R
Broke My Wallet ! l; M, F m$ r% b3 C/ B& u
Broken Monstrous Wonder # ]$ N Y* U7 {
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
$ s- Y. z% x8 k# W; i& ^Blasphemous Motorized Wreck ' V* r8 j' g( {8 U# g
Bavarian Manure Wagon 8 ?; j1 ?0 ~8 b! P7 l
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BUICK: ' [: a% E$ O2 v: s6 y
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer % z& {. Z- j9 H, c: j. V8 r
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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: d, P$ V S( v. c+ k8 oCamaro: 1 `2 v8 j7 w6 f$ P: @& o- V( p
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
8 L5 ^7 g3 _7 Q5 H' r% J1 T, P- dCan't America Make A Real One? ) W* G: A' K M/ c5 j
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 1 p& l9 @: |* e) G/ T. `" P
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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% ~6 k; T1 _" T4 l1 o% aCHEVROLET:
5 S/ c) I0 p. u E' n5 nCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
& k( b$ U/ W, n9 V+ iCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
# |. n7 j2 d3 u" C. t* RCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
) B8 l# K1 c) z0 F- G6 NConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ( n4 y3 W+ J% Y* o& {5 [' f
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology - d+ W4 ?$ \7 e+ P
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: H, H5 W$ x1 Z6 Z" DDODGE:
5 _6 n8 V. k& j5 u `* gDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
( C- l. L( |$ h) G; M% e+ LDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
: d2 g9 Y0 |) ^! b0 kDead Old Dog Going East
+ C: Y- F& ^9 sDead On Day Guarantee Expires - ?6 A. E% t6 L
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 3 m! |& V9 K: {2 W/ C& I6 G7 X
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
% I1 i3 K) y3 l4 F: NDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ( v+ ^7 }6 D% B( i3 U0 n
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
6 P7 _9 g$ G A) W. tDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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Every Day Something Else Leaks 7 i2 ]& `3 d0 M! N
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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5 V8 g( f0 {4 f# d3 mFIAT:
3 M- ?% I$ n/ ]3 t: V4 ?* e- a5 J0 EFailure in Italian Automotive Technology ' S$ l; T' e6 d; {2 L( `3 c/ ~
Fix It Again, Tony
- y$ j! b: C& N- i# |4 g3 m: | IFix It All the Time
$ w% _% |: o; i: x/ H6 qFound In A Toilet - G) v$ ]( }7 q2 J
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge + F0 U* l& m% v" k. V1 R& L9 o+ H
Fix Or Repair Daily
. }# i* C L* T( h) MFound On Road Dead
- [" z6 h/ E- H2 ]) F( t: vFast Only Rolling Downhill
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1 a; R& r; s6 ]) qFabricated Of Refried Dung 7 W# x3 Q+ t4 f, @
Fails On Rainy Days
+ t1 i" L l. [: i* k( A6 V" m! YFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
" m! Z+ I) G* R2 X! U- `Fatally Obese Redneck Driver - f) p0 k) n8 V$ ]- j9 O4 s, A
Fault Of R&D
( g% y/ |7 |$ }7 R' b& NFinally Obsolete Racing Device
8 F" b. F" _9 ~8 G' B) l4 @Fireball On Rear Denting
* u0 r1 y* ^3 N2 i9 K$ {First On Road to Dump # v; m/ g) l! ^5 n
First On Rust and Deterioration
3 c# a/ X- Q% `Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
& k' l# P7 l: u( b$ t* } jFlipping Over Results in Death
8 s2 P/ g5 r% T1 B; |' U" K2 lFlipped Over Roadside Disaster * f) K% C! Q% `* s( H; x _
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
. p6 p- A6 r4 yFoot On Road Decelerates 2 c' M$ W. `' C* B% y: D Z" Q9 Y
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
& ] u: L* y( l% A0 tFormed Of Rejected DNA : H$ M! A/ p/ V: M2 I
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 1 V0 q+ Y, m8 `! V- b7 p+ ~! H
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
+ u, y7 A8 J; o VForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ' v% e8 j/ N6 ^
Fork Over Repair Dough
" j0 L" H! n# D" |: T8 O; m3 s! ZFouled Out Re-done Dodge
! |& I4 T" K0 t& X9 T/ A+ rFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
3 `# E' D6 ?" D4 V9 P8 kFree Or Reduced Drastically
; ]2 u) w' @3 VFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
7 A1 _! f$ k1 H" R1 c+ nFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
* G# y/ q, I; G1 t' H/ w( E( o& ^& zFunny Old Rattling Dump 5 g( A# O) P9 w
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
) J6 z: o- [: r2 ZFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA - S. _, W/ Q" L r, e9 c' j
Found Out-Right Dangerous
- H( b; u. _( r# u F, ^Future Of Racings Delight
* i }- X! m3 _3 v(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
3 J: R" k6 h1 n8 n( b(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
~5 \; D3 G: X% i# ?8 V7 z) yLTD:
3 }: {; \4 P) `* _; M/ C0 \Lacks Total Dependability * I- G0 `0 j% m
Lots To Do ' \" E" G! M% I, N4 y
Looses Transmissions Daily
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9 L/ E/ a2 p) O# e$ T* Y9 BGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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6 f3 @3 p: L& ~! I, u! fGM: $ y4 `, }2 A3 a5 ^6 D
General Maintenance 1 m5 k) J& f$ C' R
Great Mistake 7 T4 E1 ~% s6 D! K
Garbage Motors
2 e* v: p+ w7 n( h2 v4 A: i eGenerally Miserable
2 ^7 U: t$ _' N: G$ OGrossly Misconceived
$ J- S+ h4 ^5 j$ j1 O: e6 dGluteus Maximus
5 q( G. \$ L- C( hGood Money . V2 h" ~$ D* m+ }$ Y- @& e) O
Goofy's Manufacturing
6 u' P! O, ]( t( H$ H* fGone Mental
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, A' b3 r# H2 p2 M" d+ s AGMC: - |/ f/ Y ?7 R2 Q# S0 r
Grief & Misery Combined & G8 Q" ^2 X5 w4 C0 f1 \- W
Garage Man's Companion 0 {0 n' R7 c4 T; P
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
1 G" b4 n: N; S! d& f/ y' EGenerally Mediocre Cars ( C+ r% {% s( H( i3 g7 e, W
Get More Chicks
1 z) T# p3 a/ aGets Mechanics Crazy
; X- s6 ]7 U# {# x2 G1 VGods Mechanical Curse
4 I7 a. Z2 G' O$ R, R2 s1 cGot More Crap
2 ^( {3 U9 z$ V6 l2 Z. t4 J; V% v+ }Great Mountain Climber
3 [3 D9 Z* m# u9 }5 l1 ? c' RGreat Motor Car
* H1 M/ w5 E \5 Q# U! ?, ]God Made Chevy
4 D3 @1 _# n, l1 F% L: ?Good Moron Car
3 J' P; |! }# Z/ hGot Mine Cheap ) H+ n' L9 x; U0 h) C* X
Get My Checkbook
4 ]% d7 }0 y: x" q, sGone Mad Corp. " [8 k2 Q4 U* b( g* S0 Q; ]
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GTO:
, E% x- Q) q$ CGas, Tires, Oil 4 ^5 W) }, t6 L" P6 @3 q
Get Tools Out 9 _4 i* X/ m) O5 t1 Z: V
Get To Onramp 1 D! m0 V& D$ D
Good To Own
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6 C4 @& a) W# Q3 E" m4 kGenerally Trashed Out ) x6 E& T" K: P6 O5 d; M, R
Good Time Out + X E- k8 x1 x" b# ^, b% P. D+ Q3 {
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: ; j2 ~+ t: G( v
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 0 a: j* r9 o0 Y' ?+ z+ Z; `. [
Had One Never Did Again
: R3 z% w! _0 e2 F% iHang On, Not Done Accelerating 3 @* G4 G8 ], I5 f3 c
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
' g& u" B$ p2 N5 |8 tHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
' v4 ` j! { t' R! ]History Of No Dramatic Acceleration , h$ V1 Q7 \: F2 K8 m) [2 H
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? : H. i; q7 J1 e0 ]& E1 D/ M
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 4 o+ }+ C8 p" X( U$ j$ U( a+ {2 y
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... , K% Y Y9 K/ T- r. |+ d( H, z% e
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JEEP: # M- d+ r* j2 m1 L6 |
Just Eats Every Part
! G a6 J2 J% R* l. V& P* IJust Empty Every Pocket
# e' q4 c1 Y4 t5 h; XJunk Engineering Executed Poorly + e) x, b0 u# x1 }2 q" K+ R. r+ \
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 9 v. `- ~% d7 y9 j$ z, T
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts $ V- W. c e- c! T! O( v' p1 `
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KIA: $ f* d' @9 X& e. l
Kick It Around
+ z7 o: m) b2 O2 yKick It Again & g$ O5 g1 r& g) ^# V; { b5 N0 C/ }7 \
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along }: V3 D' I. U- F# F9 V
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, `4 U% m4 Z |, IMoney Guzzler
5 r" \7 H) U0 b4 v% m! g/ }Mostly Garaged 0 g/ s" v8 C# l" x
Major Goof . O' P" m. U i
MGB: Might Go Backwards . |. y' y w0 Y- L
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
" l u; g2 ]: w* Y8 tMGB: Motor Going Bad ' Q3 j" P7 b4 q
MGF: Might Go Forward
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0 E; d& r% R; T# x) {. uMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate * l2 k" @7 F4 T' e1 d
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MOPAR ! p) S: [* @8 y0 z+ ~0 {% \6 y
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
0 V4 r' Y9 D, n+ d x/ eMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
* ~0 n4 q( }2 x- v9 KMost Often Passed At Races 5 p2 g/ ]/ U8 q/ B7 J3 Y& L
Mostly Old Parts And Rust % C4 u. W5 T. y2 C" e; _; |; F
Move Over People Are Racing : N3 g4 [- z: p( L3 l3 X' H
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
8 j9 d; u& O8 }& s; x. x7 O mMy Old Pig Ain't Running
4 y1 N6 w0 f4 H; \0 kMy Only Problems Are Repairs 3 W. w9 f9 X3 g, i
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 1 L+ P# l) _1 V% B& l& k
More Often Parts Are Replaced * e5 o: V5 U- c( h: x# g# x( b
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8 H) |& W% ?/ Q' o; }' Z; D% |Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good - e; _" a9 U& K6 S1 q
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ; o) o. \' x+ Z' x2 \
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go $ D9 q* d* ]5 Y, E8 G
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO $ J# j2 j8 k k
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# ~) ~5 d0 ^4 _$ f$ T& r2 ?OLDSMOBILE: 0 p0 A: v! \$ ?7 @
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ' a9 c0 E4 K4 x
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: c( x+ I* I: J. c6 C; N% U; n6 y
Put In Nickel To Operate 1 A0 x4 O: |: {
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
6 M: K, u& g9 ]8 G# j1 K3 p2 qPut In New Transmission Often
/ `2 c9 Z9 s) p& _0 K# \, FPushed In Neutral Too Often * ]" \8 y: K6 v1 F
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' E3 L2 Z- `3 C/ [Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
8 {! a4 C2 o- J4 _. x. A! G9 }( iPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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: `! |3 l u- L% N+ \PORSCHE: * b5 ^ O* m# V! @
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
?1 Q. N. j: {. _& ~Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough . ~$ f* \+ U& h- M4 n
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SAAB:
0 D( C8 K# n# ^Send Another Automobile Back
; y! a# ~8 ~+ o k% w; mSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
) I1 Q4 c% _7 M+ gSad Attempt At Beauty , M7 O2 j) U6 V6 s5 C2 s$ h
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
5 x2 G' q% q* G; jShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 2 K5 o7 m7 |& K! T# [/ Y
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
& i3 ?6 f4 T q3 u/ P- z" dTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
$ w- u- D$ Z. h, y) y! @ E- HThe One You Ought To Avoid * x& j7 q f9 k& q
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TRIUMPH:
: n+ D& T8 N5 ?- jThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 7 s% y% \6 Z5 b
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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. h& c Y8 e. [# NTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 4 m7 ~& Y, s0 }
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VW:
9 w& p6 A) g- d, U8 S( q) }Vintage Wreck 6 o& z! d |* C! G; F9 c* A; T1 v
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