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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC: " Y* u) F/ J* _2 G4 {
All Makes Combined
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A Mutated Car
' f+ c5 ~- ]* e* wA Morons Car 4 \0 V1 I" Q4 U
Another Major Catastrophe
/ R6 f3 r( ?% p# u& EA Man's Car 8 P- c9 s6 c( c* g
A Miss Conception
+ E8 O* I; ?0 l! l6 ^0 v- rAll Muscle Car
8 p: y Q/ x! c. ]7 jAll Most Car ' P- A6 D7 ^/ q* l9 A7 f* v
Annoying Mechanics Constantly ( Y/ s; S* X8 s( q& ?
Automotive Mental Cruelty , \3 y8 l) G4 \/ j! q% P/ R* m
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 8 q# O9 g: B2 t# N2 z
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
: T) P/ x' s3 g9 TAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
2 K+ C& r5 x( p! Q( rAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 6 s1 a& P O! `& k
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
% a3 a" J5 t0 F4 y4 G! W' ^! `Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
7 x5 j0 R4 U+ i( a/ i& _9 tAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 7 ]. A! h: B( o
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BMW:
8 t9 `( F4 X* p2 C8 mBig Money Works 8 o! g; A8 N7 p; F
Bought My Wife
& v, t* ?+ F4 ]2 U; GBrutal Money Waster ) F& d' f, M6 B6 r; f
Break My Window
/ c. L9 K! n6 Y8 J" IBreak My Windshield
0 W7 U( E5 s5 ]2 D6 f6 X7 SBabbling Mechanical Wench ! m) J# F( d9 l& K6 B9 L8 A
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
& B$ K+ T# y" BBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels & J3 S0 @5 z( W+ G+ h6 F4 t7 D
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
2 H1 g& K/ C4 e' d$ ^8 {) vBarely Moving Wreck : |& S1 C% B- K k- C" @& x
Big Money Waste ) q! M0 | h3 p) u5 v
Big Money. Why? ( V. M: u5 Y v I( C# ~
Big Money Works
2 h5 k5 K# A! T9 xBorn Moderately Wealthy 6 o, g% D3 @2 d7 z; \% l. o! R& d
Breaks Most Wrenches * I! o' I' R1 ^1 V# E/ X" J
Bring Many Wrenches
+ N8 b* G2 m" l3 pBrings Me Women
! z" Y3 h6 F. Y1 ?Brings More Women
* u. e: T, I: K3 e- U. VBroken Money Waster
; Z: ~+ Y: ^) a# ?Broke My Wallet 5 d$ @: L0 I* `9 O# B: ~
Broken Monstrous Wonder * G( h9 Y8 u$ y, }! p
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
5 t: A) [& |7 O5 t# v4 tBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
4 @$ [' N: `; f4 L# L9 PBavarian Manure Wagon 5 X- b9 L K8 A' S+ D! w- t* S
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BUICK: 7 n) V3 A0 L2 |2 @2 v$ J
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer + T5 x7 U4 f( B& p! R: [5 S
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 7 j6 t7 p+ J* D; s% @0 g8 w, w8 n
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5 _$ _: t4 N& X/ ]* x$ RCamaro: 1 a2 s. z0 i. q$ T" u0 S
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
* y) ~* K% n, TCan't America Make A Real One?
# N' y/ f) W) _1 S# `Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
9 T$ ]" t- m- p3 [6 j4 f' oCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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$ {1 v+ @3 {/ C: q/ z' S& S* O! ECHEVROLET: 8 z8 _4 O6 e, Q4 m, v: w: R% ~
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
; }6 B! V5 z5 Y' _Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time . o) A: }% l9 v+ J7 s M6 u
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time . _" B2 b1 D/ v- J
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
2 y; u; b1 s' k* u! r* iCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 7 g7 S5 ]: b2 O
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DODGE: 2 Y+ O1 {7 A3 X1 Y4 K! w! f' B+ D0 N
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ' `5 I9 z! B7 I
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
% s) F! V. h' k9 `( ZDead Old Dog Going East
- n0 n& S! J9 S% P4 Y1 ^Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 2 E; Q+ Q" b ?4 v: Q' e
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
% G: x: a* `, A: }" R$ Z+ w# HDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
4 x f r+ Q' v, } F, d' y. L, n' j3 QDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 7 n1 L8 p- a6 ^, q1 o* `2 @# X
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 2 g# M# B) @4 ~/ n* f1 G
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive " v% E4 C+ T a
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Every Day Something Else Leaks
) S# z- q. `4 F, ~0 sEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 5 b4 d' z% l5 c) C8 W" \
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ; [& }- |4 k- Z9 q h6 x
Fix It Again, Tony 9 Z% m D" c8 J/ A$ ?
Fix It All the Time
5 V4 U# v3 @& D3 R" n/ `6 x( YFound In A Toilet . b4 v$ m9 o% x. l$ w$ Z: v9 }( f
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
$ r0 [( i% j2 v4 q& RFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge . O( F W) }( v0 G
Fix Or Repair Daily % s3 S( s. J5 l' O; v& f
Found On Road Dead
9 p' C: `% \, z- [- kFast Only Rolling Downhill ( P; Q5 K# D# [
First On Race Day / ~9 c4 K0 Y) ^6 r$ @# p
First On Recall Day ! W' K _# I) R* q' z" t
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
- l5 f& k# q8 h0 P9 j: V' Q" TFails On Rainy Days # d+ V9 h8 C" f5 @
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
4 P: p& y: }& A3 _Fatally Obese Redneck Driver ; W: X) G1 O9 q( S1 z9 M
Fault Of R&D 4 B3 X2 g+ W4 R, Y
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
( g1 ]. R0 U7 A6 o8 EFireball On Rear Denting
# @* M4 c) i8 {) ^5 i( O- h) y# PFirst On Road to Dump
9 w3 T; _+ [* X3 g3 ` [5 M1 C2 U3 lFirst On Rust and Deterioration
u, I* f% i# |" E) lFix Or Recycle Dilemma
; O, ]1 }: }. |% L, sFlipping Over Results in Death 4 A* n% U% \% R. n: _( ]
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
5 V5 U3 Y2 ?" m/ OFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
& b" `! o: C( b$ xFoot On Road Decelerates
) @" x; h7 V7 Y8 F+ IForced On Reluctant Drivers . k3 @% X$ K. Y
Formed Of Rejected DNA
; U+ G* O( ^1 N& WForwarded Once; Return Denied
" K* x7 r9 t+ @5 g# a! B4 dForward Only; Reverse Defective
2 w8 d8 U% c3 V6 D. t" ?Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
: {2 s3 K; k5 Y* t0 p' }Fork Over Repair Dough
% {4 b* j: ^6 aFouled Out Re-done Dodge
8 H6 W( a9 u3 j, R5 d1 `* CFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration # X4 Y- ^- [( r( a
Free Or Reduced Drastically
) A8 x$ |! y1 \$ ^1 rFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 2 y2 r+ ?4 |# _: z
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
8 A( q9 r5 {& y2 MFunny Old Rattling Dump * m, i1 Y7 m+ V- @$ z
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
8 O/ i3 G0 G$ r9 ]6 S6 d( yFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
/ x7 o# q# z5 o) b K0 b/ |# MFound Out-Right Dangerous 4 D& B. O' F6 O; H
Future Of Racings Delight
% e. b @- D F Q4 Q(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot / M( Y; O- e. B: i5 ?$ w' Z+ L5 S
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 2 Q& X! K2 l5 A7 i9 s' S5 d! M
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Lacks Total Dependability 3 ]$ p, k. O8 n# z" X
Lots To Do
3 x: E3 Y' Y$ l8 vLooses Transmissions Daily , m+ _( s: ^( W! _$ f( ~ m
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
5 ~7 O+ V! u7 x+ m; q, k& {# bGeneral Maintenance
. u k6 F/ C4 n- v4 t# I! p. W) xGreat Mistake
! u: [) P( T: ^2 |/ a$ |* Y* A lGarbage Motors 3 {; t8 ~8 g( w8 A# x
Generally Miserable ! l, |1 S" ^9 w/ s
Grossly Misconceived
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Good Money
: E! h: F" p! u; L% R1 gGoofy's Manufacturing " D( l$ s- r( k+ R0 G. P0 S3 j
Gone Mental
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! F: m* ~8 D5 S- WGrief & Misery Combined 2 m: A/ l9 K( `% X
Garage Man's Companion
: r' \+ ?. `4 J6 G$ pGotta Mechanic Coming? " ~/ K& k1 }8 S# E9 R
Generally Mediocre Cars " U( i8 O3 m. ^- u8 V7 w* O2 u
Get More Chicks
2 s* w' L+ Z7 a( R( a: sGets Mechanics Crazy
% }5 M9 D, x/ j9 J" \# ?Gods Mechanical Curse
" j0 Y8 w4 }4 J! ~" sGot More Crap ! a, D# ]9 D# F; @* S# N& t8 i
Great Mountain Climber % ~+ J) y5 G6 I8 R4 \
Great Motor Car : N) [8 j- _: z& l) R2 g% c- y
God Made Chevy ' C7 u [0 ?: Q$ b
Good Moron Car 4 [4 g; W- N6 S/ U9 r* ]& j7 V
Got Mine Cheap
! S( H! s2 f; sGet My Checkbook
* J; C0 Z2 V$ p1 hGone Mad Corp.
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GTO: 1 d$ d, v8 ^0 u5 Q0 m
Gas, Tires, Oil 7 r5 r/ {; B' {6 ?+ ^$ @& `
Get Tools Out : P: O5 W1 x- B! M+ N* {3 ]8 W
Get To Onramp 6 v3 K0 `1 f+ V. g
Good To Own ! S$ u: r1 N& [5 K4 n
Get The Others % t1 v6 Z. W7 f
Generally Trashed Out 7 M" j, ~; Z, s: ~' w, i
Good Time Out , g/ T6 t" @. h" |; `, K% P' z. f- W
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: 1 U. T, l0 p" T7 F
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
- ]: w7 D( f: w( l6 FHad One Never Did Again : i, a2 p* Y' t) }, m
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating - {; P: k/ t; T' ^) U
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 4 D: O8 f6 i6 r! P
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ( l1 T, D- U' P- C
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
3 Q" [: J) T/ U# {9 HHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
! d/ T# N9 e( sPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ( {8 d" T+ m" N7 C/ s4 M4 a
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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7 L1 ?3 n' u, T, K) kJEEP: & y& X! U/ m3 E7 Y3 X* I( @
Just Eats Every Part
. Z& `# H, @1 H! s7 WJust Empty Every Pocket ( b4 y5 G6 I" [' }5 x9 Y/ {. |0 B
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
$ C( j2 A* R1 H9 v$ B4 |Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 3 u9 R! Z1 u& |+ i' S
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts * h, N$ @9 u) q
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Kick It Around
8 _% H! }1 O; u3 z' X( VKick It Again $ j6 U: s' b0 F
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
3 l4 C6 K- l( @- O# FMostly Garaged . l5 H( f$ b: N9 f9 W8 [
Major Goof
; W$ T; r: A( G: _8 |MGB: Might Go Backwards 6 ~2 r# { b' l# @0 N& u9 Z4 |
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 4 m3 C4 |8 c4 i' W2 T) l- V1 i
MGB: Motor Going Bad
J4 m$ d F/ r' h) `MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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y; l* n$ Q# n9 k7 H0 b- pMOPAR ' H. O4 u1 d3 Z" i; V: R5 S
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
" c5 y! L2 L% O) u/ H5 }7 OMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
2 G/ G' @. F4 _# [7 H& s4 f8 n, mMost Often Passed At Races ; t7 D3 Z T6 ?" C) W0 z
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
; N% D$ h( t4 N9 X+ P. q" E) W( V& ?Move Over People Are Racing
. }; n" n) u8 Q- u/ i5 QMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 8 s/ h) y8 s" p8 ~1 d4 C4 x
My Old Pig Ain't Running # E: E- l. v* ~- c* b# V; T, n! W# w
My Only Problems Are Repairs
( f% s" b g- _3 xMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
3 g2 }" R' ^9 C4 Y% {More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
: `8 \, p" `3 l# dMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 5 ^- `1 O9 {) W9 K- T7 n/ p4 \
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go # E! z0 w/ i( c$ h0 i7 Y' w, |# Q5 e
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go " `: y0 Z; {7 G6 w6 q7 `4 D0 x" V
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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% g4 p) y0 D7 F! fOLDSMOBILE: 2 P, U, E" f9 L- R3 E! v, m8 y
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
$ U6 P: p4 L. E. p. X/ OOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: + @9 `' H1 a, \; s# P
Put In Nickel To Operate " E# q% E" i- M+ u* p6 _
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
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Pushed In Neutral Too Often 3 X) ^3 v0 V; d/ ]) | h
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PONTIAC:
& [& a2 L1 \" nPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ( w7 U9 V0 a% @) e3 j5 I
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 2 u& v: q4 D# O- c
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PORSCHE: 0 K% U7 {3 c6 f( d7 f- t
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 2 D2 Z* Y5 |4 [% k
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: $ a1 l+ s+ f* i$ y9 c' `# f( K
Send Another Automobile Back ! \- I) O- L, i% s D; }
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
$ q' Q1 s, P2 E" r! h; V, KSad Attempt At Beauty $ p# [) C& ?4 R1 U% z" v& i# l$ ], |
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
~* a ~4 t1 g D, {7 _( L ^- ]6 qShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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U' R) X0 O6 }9 X# ASUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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3 D3 w+ G5 J+ A; H8 D9 wToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
, g# A& l# G0 A* i* O4 A% W7 ^5 rTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
3 \' `1 M! q, t8 u0 z# XThe One You Ought To Avoid 2 X* O: W7 w# S6 b) ~
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TRIUMPH: : r- Q) D- e+ m! J. o _, F
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 7 h6 Q. f a9 U: B, C; F3 @5 l
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 6 q* h- T) r6 t8 ^$ \$ k
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TR: Tools Required 2 m, M- \! s& J$ d7 @5 l
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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8 L; S4 r; G0 w$ `8 j/ I; IVintage Wreck
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