 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- / G6 f& d7 v7 C$ F
+ m' |8 C% Q. z5 c5 C4 p) @' UACURA: 1 f8 q8 b0 x" c
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 2 d' n( A) ?9 {/ M& S& V
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
/ `# m" A8 P3 \. u; D x% a3 ]* V
; K3 w- L$ V0 q; k; K2 w( u M7 a [
AMC:
" p# G( M% G2 e2 x M7 y& Y5 H+ k4 l& Y: oAll Makes Combined
# p8 H1 y& {+ }4 F* z1 N0 ?A Major Cost
7 Q9 }5 j# ?3 A- v: M( KA Mutated Car
$ `7 V% m4 B) ~0 G1 w8 H5 }A Morons Car
! `4 ~( `8 S- |: O) E. gAnother Major Catastrophe
( [% b0 z. S7 h- y( `A Man's Car
' O5 u4 p9 ^0 j/ E) rA Miss Conception 5 n* A7 F: A5 T9 t' Z$ n
All Muscle Car
7 ~: f& T# W6 ?: A7 b9 @All Most Car
4 A' M7 k0 _+ zAnnoying Mechanics Constantly # @$ c3 U5 h& s+ F9 F2 B& ?
Automotive Mental Cruelty
7 _7 ~1 K- R. D" A2 i4 V% R4 V x) N0 _1 m+ u
9 V( D0 t' ~" u6 _# E
AUDI: 4 ?5 k' l4 j. M$ ^. k: Z
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 8 e2 U1 \ J" ?; w
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
" r! A7 i; g( I( D0 j, Y( BAutomobile Under Demonic Influence L0 e( I( o" F `! C
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
, Y) y# }! I s* E) q" P, EAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence * x5 N( ?" l, @) r( q
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 0 H3 Z0 F; A5 E) W$ {
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
, u' I' B; g2 q; e: ~) H3 \' G6 D& I: K6 v0 r7 B
y2 D ]2 K: D ] x& r" e {* G
BMW: 8 |& D- O/ j( A; |
Big Money Works 3 i2 f/ M! ~& m! E4 |" L+ a
Bought My Wife
) E5 Q* {8 `- c- ^2 i+ \1 ~; QBrutal Money Waster 1 J# {$ o3 c; _6 d) H
Break My Window : r+ S3 w% |$ a1 t; Q, Y3 c
Break My Windshield
# D4 \/ {3 J1 n& i7 {Babbling Mechanical Wench ' S4 `* [2 Y8 A2 K$ f7 _
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
$ u7 o$ L V0 K# `Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
1 d9 i- v) N0 D P5 PBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
* X$ j. E. L- c$ m+ FBarely Moving Wreck , f7 h$ B: N! a& a, U
Big Money Waste
5 j7 D, S2 h* n7 n9 r! }* b, f$ eBig Money. Why?
4 y% Z$ S# ?& `+ k' R0 kBig Money Works
3 [/ \/ \- ~, I( ?Born Moderately Wealthy " V l2 F3 R4 v3 e+ ^/ _% g/ f }9 g/ W
Breaks Most Wrenches . O0 \& W9 Y7 @ J
Bring Many Wrenches ; |' m( }& N' c& B( t6 L3 Y
Brings Me Women
! C0 M7 g/ \! c# h& }! mBrings More Women
6 O' j! [/ S0 z+ KBroken Money Waster
* K( _( d! b. I0 H1 `! ^Broke My Wallet
; w+ M9 S; T( ^) NBroken Monstrous Wonder 3 P& k: C6 Y* n0 _0 | _/ \; K
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
1 c4 f: q+ ]$ x# O1 ABlasphemous Motorized Wreck
$ j5 z, P+ A6 ^& R; c4 `' NBavarian Manure Wagon / ?- M5 h9 M2 ^8 a7 S. Z' o% E
! N( f2 C7 L0 G/ s# K+ ~. o
( W, ?3 W/ |/ u6 r' `" ZBUICK: 8 _- v+ m" }$ g
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 2 J) e+ e! h3 ~$ {+ s
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King # ?. c0 M2 E% ?0 _1 Q5 e9 ^; R0 D D
, m+ B4 t0 N4 X. u( B( G# Z- H5 \7 @! H
Camaro:
* `5 j6 W: v' ~+ @- TCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
- Z) ]- e$ F1 H- [4 ~: aCan't America Make A Real One?
5 V: B( D) B; sChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
1 @$ q, @$ V4 O# k) f, S ECould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
9 n6 I; Y N. [( ~1 x6 K# p" [* p: [0 R1 l' s, X
; I' R' D9 F: X8 L3 N1 N1 \* F
CHEVROLET:
4 v; \7 k1 t* ?0 D0 bCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
+ l/ v# f0 | c* |$ U! MCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 4 F/ Q# Z" @+ p- s- M) j
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 6 F8 P7 F8 x( [ N! T
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
H; ^' Y4 M' J5 ACondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
( [, v3 H6 q9 w" l4 Z5 ?1 F8 V0 {
4 C$ z! j& J: [1 J0 {DODGE: 8 p& O& O5 u& O: }) S w9 o
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ! m5 \3 @$ U% K. z5 O+ s
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
# [' K0 P# C/ ]2 `2 HDead Old Dog Going East % ?5 c, _5 i r' K4 ^- q* ]( y
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
' ?7 M% r* y9 m, F: g2 |# Q& MDead On Delivery, Go Easy
: P' l4 U0 T; jDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ' q0 S# z( J* l0 J) O3 A
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 0 }4 h+ ^5 w: b9 Z
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment " @" t+ r% N% r, R& O# f) E( }" |
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive / H _' y" b0 \0 N' Y! H
" N- }8 k7 e4 p; A* D7 C7 t! F {
9 O" }6 r$ Q9 F1 z# F" b
EDSEL:
% K( ^$ e2 r. s6 O8 r J* J' l7 rEvery Day Something Else Leaks 6 D. t4 q5 | r; R" V ?( `
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs $ @; ~$ k: C9 [
6 l% f' v5 r" o7 Y- B4 J [
FIAT:
0 \/ V6 t+ {( f; m, [3 Q0 SFailure in Italian Automotive Technology ' u! v; ~* Q0 H6 T3 m: {
Fix It Again, Tony 5 m c* s5 [' `4 K8 d' H1 a
Fix It All the Time
; _- ?- V$ s+ F1 p7 f% IFound In A Toilet
! U4 |/ X+ p$ W, L* r, jFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 4 h5 x: E; D4 a G. X- t
) s" r9 R. |0 X2 ?FORD:
/ z6 ^' ? ^/ P/ f5 ]8 pFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ! e& s! \0 l! j9 n- v
Fix Or Repair Daily 1 }$ N2 ?% A* ?" T; M" G! ]" c
Found On Road Dead
# S% y6 r2 i) I( L/ A TFast Only Rolling Downhill
" ^9 x9 H5 ^% t' \First On Race Day
, p% f$ {' g1 x: j9 wFirst On Recall Day * a4 l; ? R, S* T
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 4 Z! R; ]5 z& u, `% K! |
Fails On Rainy Days
: R6 w# f! d6 g% E3 n; ]Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
4 F- Z/ Y. [# T7 T; m0 y- OFatally Obese Redneck Driver H, l* T; w5 s; V4 s
Fault Of R&D
1 r# c1 E7 D+ J) B# C9 q' }Finally Obsolete Racing Device
7 m1 ^( ]' b7 t1 {) ~Fireball On Rear Denting 0 M$ C" Q2 r% v3 b# l$ Y
First On Road to Dump 5 d/ Z" F1 d6 j% a
First On Rust and Deterioration 8 M0 l. l+ S- b1 N7 ~# d: J3 n
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ; U; B/ f0 E& L* i
Flipping Over Results in Death
$ G2 R$ I/ P8 }1 z! AFlipped Over Roadside Disaster * u* w' t$ I9 T( l6 ]
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled * i$ d/ E. |; Y- d. q
Foot On Road Decelerates / G* w0 |) F: K; e! h/ ?; j; n
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
0 D& K! O1 Z% X$ g: I' h# }Formed Of Rejected DNA 4 o/ }; V: V# b( f0 j9 m
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
% y1 U- t0 Q$ f, K: @Forward Only; Reverse Defective $ G+ B% a k M4 _4 U# V3 F
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
: b2 O; N+ ~; h7 U# jFork Over Repair Dough + ?) Q" _% J# W
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 9 [3 i& g5 s# t" `
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
4 _: H- j' f- b. x6 H! @7 [& vFree Or Reduced Drastically
3 l- K' |$ \1 O* ?) ]1 CFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed , ] q3 y& H7 t( B2 x- |: ^
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
5 e$ D$ p) p2 G+ e; [; H6 |Funny Old Rattling Dump
4 T( M6 s7 A' @# \: ^8 ~Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) # O( [% x* s, [4 u. G
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA & ^- P, C C; U) R- B7 Q; V: _
Found Out-Right Dangerous
* S7 U( m# @: F7 ]. w* I5 ZFuture Of Racings Delight 0 Q/ t/ n$ d. `
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ( M" M% W' p# ~6 Q! Z
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
* q' g2 F1 F1 d5 DLTD: ! W6 ?: p, F; V! k: k- }0 r' N
Lacks Total Dependability
8 P) k1 Y9 p! n1 dLots To Do . J8 ?; S; u" ]+ ]
Looses Transmissions Daily 4 h; Q X, v) N0 v( I
! b1 \# a% D$ k kGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
( i) N8 G' F: q7 P9 ? w# d& v, [, x' X. n7 V7 P
GM: ( x/ X4 j3 d( a: ~6 t
General Maintenance ) J w) ?9 i( L/ x9 ^4 }
Great Mistake " U+ W, }2 @- ~: u! `
Garbage Motors
1 C5 ?4 I8 {; }1 jGenerally Miserable
/ G3 j" E% E; |! {% f% N; KGrossly Misconceived G0 F7 @( ]% b `# n
Gluteus Maximus
. u! Q" B* h/ L9 jGood Money $ i5 j4 I1 \2 G7 y/ W0 G) B, k1 t% ]
Goofy's Manufacturing
6 t, m" |- g; n+ s& ZGone Mental 8 |; s8 [1 a- Y% W
& c8 R4 I. I3 I2 Q' l7 z0 e6 o! ~+ H( v/ d0 F6 m! X
GMC:
3 D' { N/ S1 _5 eGrief & Misery Combined & a4 i1 ^- Y% }1 ?; Y8 I3 F: p
Garage Man's Companion ' M6 e, {( k, N% Y" m
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 4 A+ z5 b4 G& r
Generally Mediocre Cars
: L$ u1 ^4 h" |" \( sGet More Chicks ' f' F' S a8 Y0 E1 Z* ^
Gets Mechanics Crazy 7 o/ D8 g) O0 Z! Q. F) d
Gods Mechanical Curse
* x7 v9 F+ t$ B3 d' S! x) y) o3 aGot More Crap : f7 t" d' ^ f4 Z2 ?) x" z
Great Mountain Climber
! m, r; i0 Z" ]0 d8 jGreat Motor Car
4 d% p' N, V! j' aGod Made Chevy ; G+ J0 N' ]1 J3 V; H( z1 T- @
Good Moron Car
5 Z8 w. B" W) _9 m' W# S! QGot Mine Cheap : _/ o1 I' m8 W! h4 C" {
Get My Checkbook
7 m" P4 ^7 \: NGone Mad Corp.
2 m3 D5 V( K/ P$ H( v* S( ~, ~# M3 ~, ]. } ?
- E- Z) m4 r( P5 D* c* w; jGTO:
- A3 j, k) s: n( A7 C) B" F( v/ AGas, Tires, Oil
( k7 W: y2 S/ r d9 ` i: gGet Tools Out
v, X |! D5 WGet To Onramp
* x" d$ k t1 O/ l/ YGood To Own + J2 y: n; x$ I
Get The Others
& [; |6 h6 m7 L: u. z! r! ^ g$ q' P! yGenerally Trashed Out 7 k. [7 e" u& c) P/ F4 \
Good Time Out
" E2 K& j; u5 g( N! ^, RGone To Overdrive
. ~/ L% j0 f J o* W' K9 g. k. O! L! T" e9 i
0 v' x, M7 s2 f. X9 \$ {
HONDA:
& n& m$ n4 |4 b: b$ L: P* EHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything & E1 `8 j/ X9 s+ r! t$ W& Z
Had One Never Did Again
/ v$ `# r8 W2 qHang On, Not Done Accelerating 7 _& S3 j$ v9 A3 [; I
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles + N# z; A+ T, h5 G
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles # O, _6 z: g. y$ t
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
: x8 K. R/ V. y9 b3 D8 LHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
6 j# h& X( a* K- k$ n7 LPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
, S* W' _3 s8 U; x+ h7 Z( U
# a% E' m) I0 T0 U2 G* v4 ^& L
* z) O* v, P* m3 A/ F7 xHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... , ?. p7 l) @; }0 W+ k! F
# L+ L4 d! t5 |) SJEEP:
0 e4 w, f, m2 Z/ E/ B8 iJust Eats Every Part ; R0 N$ D: c! m, g" h# E7 @* B P5 H
Just Empty Every Pocket
$ T. X/ v% t) PJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
7 Y' j% O; p$ o2 EJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes " y5 s) N h7 @/ C8 K0 A
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts ' X2 R" {0 u# R, y
8 }4 i$ j: q1 W" L- A4 N! F# Z, {
: E9 Z- d( Y6 u/ M" {! bKIA: 4 | J y; {# f2 ?
Kick It Around
& R, S2 J/ B; X" P/ EKick It Again
0 J n$ ^5 t5 L' ^, ~( jKilled In Action 2 B$ J- ^& W6 }2 n% p: t8 `
2 o+ `4 }: T) {( s$ K. I
4 F8 E3 e# |$ v) [$ k
LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 4 O7 a: _# e! g2 T: j
, o5 t* R+ K, v/ A9 V, p9 t
MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 6 u1 p1 l* E. S3 a
- D1 m/ F9 B$ B0 l, x
MG:
) R+ l1 [ c! }Money Guzzler
# | L& ~% ?3 ^Mostly Garaged
. @7 f X. Q% K' @% AMajor Goof + ^, n2 s- F' Q
MGB: Might Go Backwards
+ U9 V& R/ f5 b9 W$ \! g% kMGB: Might Go, But . . . / f3 e0 i. w6 L
MGB: Motor Going Bad " a& j# I2 F y7 L, F2 O' w
MGF: Might Go Forward
, V% ?+ G5 g" `" Q; e! T
' v7 T: D4 v/ B) W# G) u
* h* l) e1 Y8 K1 C$ d4 u4 TMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate / s( a' J0 m& X; V9 Q- p9 I+ M
; [0 q) @* j) U7 YMOPAR
+ u- h/ X5 R/ K5 tMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
) ~& d% f3 T0 f, r1 X$ u7 @Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
. M/ p, {+ a( u$ e B9 EMost Often Passed At Races ) V1 l3 Y0 u+ q! L; I7 \
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
; c1 G1 D! x6 ?" v' ]0 o4 BMove Over People Are Racing
* }* O n' o3 WMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ' e7 }) q1 r+ c+ e
My Old Pig Ain't Running 3 g" Q( Q- z3 U- y, s
My Only Problems Are Repairs , r3 `- O/ f6 Y- r
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement * `- x) x4 K" b7 Q; {
More Often Parts Are Replaced
& s8 Z: D" N4 y, j
( I9 K: B' A2 y
4 e) {% g. w+ L8 b( ~* n' ?$ w8 KMUSTANG: a! T, a, A. x* S4 z. \- |
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 4 p6 q: P G4 p2 a4 ?
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go " T6 q+ X9 e8 N4 n" Q3 Z5 a" d' d
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go - H' g/ }) i1 a: G% w
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
) p+ v1 F6 w9 |$ C" c5 i ]+ G+ N3 l$ Z# `. z
e/ h/ q% W5 f" ?OLDSMOBILE: * d! F3 O( {- L. ^$ y9 M
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 8 k9 v! ^* K. T) h4 q
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 7 U$ Z8 I& {$ l9 B9 B
: C: L4 @6 Y) a
- Z. `- \* x) m. |PINTO: ( |6 M) Z2 a, [1 n4 D2 |* S- B: `, ~7 N
Put In Nickel To Operate 7 r7 O" m1 K/ y9 _
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
+ h5 F! e0 I- r4 }+ `3 `: P4 k+ wPut In New Transmission Often ' j; G: H/ F4 W; w# ]" \
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
% j5 T# ]5 r9 F' ~* C: U j9 K! V. J! F
6 I+ d4 g1 W- J' H2 KPONTIAC:
9 m3 R$ C9 ^1 }) CPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
; i/ b0 r2 i( s1 h# V3 MPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 4 U% o: ~! m" |
! {! {: @" Z N# O/ ]. P! ]1 Q7 o
/ c3 g+ `$ D! kPORSCHE:
c5 Z# ]% W$ [4 M+ Y5 ?4 z" IProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
- C0 S1 y9 M ]7 d2 Q/ FPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 5 _9 G5 k& g4 P0 f9 h8 H4 Y# m
) I: e) m: c$ A+ h3 N
( S$ L* D. s* o9 l' ~- | r5 n
SAAB:
v+ O2 r+ y* o6 @. a6 {7 HSend Another Automobile Back 9 P& T2 [3 G' A8 e8 \. @" B
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 8 r9 l% O* G3 J/ k
Sad Attempt At Beauty % W8 H5 t1 I1 }3 ?
Sorry Auto, Always Broken r9 L" r. ~/ W2 C% ?2 C% _
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
/ d1 X! O h( K/ ]4 W! G' D6 {0 U7 |
: A! w# x | p# @, S, c+ F! Q9 RSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 3 R7 P. P h# {& M; y R6 V
9 N6 y3 _' Q J; Z7 e
TOYOTA: * b: L; }' ^$ k+ O& P, `$ E3 D
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
3 o$ a% v- v5 Z5 G" |Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass $ p' C _, J" m) H
The One You Ought To Avoid 5 k0 j: \& t& y1 [
6 B' P& Q: w! a2 n8 c
) t' z0 b ?! G- m6 l2 d b
TRIUMPH: ' z, A) t* D- X0 d. f9 m5 K
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ; Z4 o" N( f0 x& u' H2 i* o! e% }
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! , r: Z: M/ P2 M. t5 Y
/ v4 [) a( |8 j
; { P8 S* l4 E# Y! H. q. C6 W6 [1 D" ETR: Tools Required ! n* ^' x7 p" L, x8 ~# W$ a9 _: a
3 `! ?3 |& b9 m2 Z) g, L4 aVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object + E% |- `, d9 K4 S
4 D# U4 m! X$ M* b# k
VW:
1 Y/ A" m4 ]8 T: p4 o- rVintage Wreck ! q! [ I% Q, h* c% ]8 p) t
Virtually Worthless |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-5-10 20:36
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-5-11 19:49
楼主
发表于 2008-5-12 07:24
