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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: , C7 l9 S+ H ]' z
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
& o" S2 A. b, }: h- h. R. z1 z$ _Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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' J) h8 i+ E; `& ?: ~' LAMC: $ v' F7 W! l6 \$ X( f5 G
All Makes Combined 7 a5 }9 W3 m R/ |$ @2 o- f
A Major Cost / B& V8 C0 [% x, q) w
A Mutated Car : M S6 @: L) u
A Morons Car 4 S- a9 g B& Q2 {
Another Major Catastrophe ! I8 r6 Y) d/ x
A Man's Car
1 {: z! S, \; i* d! e9 b! dA Miss Conception ) y" [- ^; a: d" O
All Muscle Car
8 x% a2 x& P) OAll Most Car 0 j& q1 U& }' o! e' c
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
# c3 h! O# @8 t! x: y+ wAutomotive Mental Cruelty 3 E+ M+ c9 m7 M+ c7 N9 X `( d q
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$ K0 A% ^1 h& YAUDI:
5 S) g' O$ @: q3 j# k( I( yAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 7 {6 D( W; u( p- X* f' \
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
* O1 N- o1 P2 ~+ t* MAutomobile Under Demonic Influence & G1 P) X+ j/ n! B# |
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ) W0 A) m# I8 t" s9 }+ Z; |
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 7 |, R* p' _8 l; D. r7 z6 J
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
! } f/ T( e. L( SAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
5 l, u+ X1 _0 ZBig Money Works ! k* r3 d4 I5 Z0 K2 F v) ?
Bought My Wife
8 ^5 ^2 L* g) dBrutal Money Waster 2 L: T/ d) x6 m4 Z7 e
Break My Window 9 R$ j& }: I- U I- j, w9 g9 Y
Break My Windshield
$ U0 @7 u+ F5 Z- ~Babbling Mechanical Wench
, s1 e7 a( g9 _! Y, i$ VBeastly Monstrous Wonder ; A, O0 ?' l' j. u- ^1 i% N
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
5 n+ K e7 X# J1 j$ C& HBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
; q, }) w% k0 Y8 w2 jBarely Moving Wreck
; O0 O) O1 U9 a G+ m' `" TBig Money Waste
X# F* a Z4 f; jBig Money. Why? 2 L& B; ^: J2 W) X# j! ]- C1 A @( S r
Big Money Works 8 y, b* L# h$ X A
Born Moderately Wealthy \/ L) m" B0 Y
Breaks Most Wrenches ' S/ w. [( N0 F( Q( R6 {& P
Bring Many Wrenches 1 N7 V+ c: b2 b5 @
Brings Me Women
2 C7 {$ m+ d3 b+ @Brings More Women 4 t3 p9 _* _9 U) f1 x( G+ C: J
Broken Money Waster ) V* y, X4 @' s, z: S' {6 O- k
Broke My Wallet ' s' }$ }% P! b- Y: d! u
Broken Monstrous Wonder
5 b4 E: {- Y" a* F$ j- gBumbling Mechanical Wretch 3 [) L$ b, V7 R7 N/ f6 s
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 2 S# N5 ~4 L; [+ @5 c) l+ B& A
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: . U G' J; v- u- D
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer - I5 J' `2 W% c& k
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King & w0 T6 |; J( ]
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Camaro: 8 n+ c4 M& b6 u' N" f+ E6 c
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? : N, j3 e7 z" n4 x& {3 K' ~
Can't America Make A Real One?
$ D, x9 D+ E6 e }/ H1 t4 { @' WChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
: k. _7 Y# p" B! J! W" J) hCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often ' |! L; r5 V& _! e3 b
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: [) P0 b9 O# [CHEVROLET:
9 p4 ?' F3 t* ?1 vCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips * ~; j+ v4 v" | g. Z
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
2 N- U: k7 K, {4 n% g* XCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
9 l5 Z( Z$ I) vConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 5 F5 d% d1 X' j7 m5 m/ i
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 7 Z0 U9 j5 F( N& Q
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DODGE:
# G* [ y7 E+ e' iDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
4 X: R& |1 }( T0 C- H% SDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater - T2 V! }( U0 f2 e9 t6 P& s5 k; x4 u% c
Dead Old Dog Going East ; _4 q5 m* Y. t* g4 U" b9 [
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 1 Z0 K5 ^- ?4 Z7 \6 o
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 1 W, ]2 E( A5 B) ]( Q- A
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
- W" \- _- u4 N1 q5 \( NDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
; c2 F6 e6 e( [) [9 WDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 5 {5 j* G' J& d$ P2 B O2 a
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: ; V; j: n; j/ E- F! y7 J, k. T6 j
Every Day Something Else Leaks
9 W' p8 }% Y3 p5 gEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 8 W* E+ W: t. V# ?$ }0 v
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology : w5 g' l! G" P
Fix It Again, Tony / ]; X, _; I3 c/ p2 _" l
Fix It All the Time + e/ |# v+ s; e; r6 Z! j9 h
Found In A Toilet
, a+ ?: g# u5 I% }7 _8 jFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation # ?$ r; ]3 g4 w3 k* M4 m
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FORD:
Q; L2 x1 g: ^7 \0 a$ f; J% o: ^Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
& w6 d! c4 J. O0 B* R p1 yFix Or Repair Daily W4 \* S$ A* g/ e v" Y* B
Found On Road Dead . q( A& `8 V9 d" U" [( x4 n7 h
Fast Only Rolling Downhill * t4 {3 m2 i' P5 y* s8 x7 z
First On Race Day ) q' d) t& i( I3 T1 R+ v. T
First On Recall Day " V2 Y) y% s. N+ G6 E: i0 Z* u( c
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
+ j0 i: [3 Q+ D! DFails On Rainy Days
6 K N5 L4 r& I2 K( {& oFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
' o6 p+ [* z: D1 fFatally Obese Redneck Driver
# T9 D5 d9 r7 H& PFault Of R&D
" s; r7 n R! K8 h, `9 sFinally Obsolete Racing Device 5 z6 O5 t- L& D' s3 i/ L
Fireball On Rear Denting 8 g% T3 j$ V( n. ^8 a
First On Road to Dump ( J& K6 i& i4 P
First On Rust and Deterioration 3 W$ D& w: P- g% d! H$ ?
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
: v3 G, L2 g0 S+ z( ^9 A+ u# b5 JFlipping Over Results in Death 0 w0 ^1 `* s+ B
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
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Foot On Road Decelerates 0 G+ @& e8 Z# E2 y6 v
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
$ p3 B8 Q9 c8 p( i, T- NFormed Of Rejected DNA % n5 ^) l0 ]' b# l k4 r5 U
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
. G9 [; z$ U# C; {; U- e% ~2 nForward Only; Reverse Defective
2 C0 L* F! r# h* e2 o% JForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
0 }: l2 X, `0 p4 ^* VFork Over Repair Dough 9 _7 a/ q# P# w3 X- |
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 6 L" P' O% x! a; R
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration % p* F( J t) D$ S
Free Or Reduced Drastically % d% r8 d2 k' z( ~5 s9 s
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ) Y. j- B& Y5 j) B
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
; ]! H) U( f- y: T* o8 LFunny Old Rattling Dump 1 y( w1 m% F' f1 |* {8 _7 t& V7 k8 M- ]
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
3 `% l1 w! h+ h( bFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
2 C1 _( n- c- F9 U1 PFound Out-Right Dangerous
+ u% L- \+ a$ `% v6 m7 nFuture Of Racings Delight 3 N9 L! p* `( h- g
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
) v+ ]2 F' }4 F- l) ~(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
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Looses Transmissions Daily ! y3 i, K, H, t5 K: e8 ]+ Z- {
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ' N% _6 e' G9 t7 B1 D
8 M% [% m. b1 yGM: 7 Y5 z3 p5 E' B7 p( r. S0 G9 O
General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
% Z$ ~3 |" o1 {) J8 W" hGenerally Miserable G( a6 c P9 H* P. a3 v$ U7 e: e
Grossly Misconceived
3 d" t3 t, m' I0 C2 H5 vGluteus Maximus 4 B" f# D4 ~0 J$ g& S) v
Good Money
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# T' d& j2 Z. }Gone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined
' T# R) T5 c4 J fGarage Man's Companion
# t, U$ v+ Y! s: }- HGotta Mechanic Coming? 6 Z. @4 K" x: h+ V3 `' ^0 n
Generally Mediocre Cars
" f* Q/ H5 K3 q0 {: eGet More Chicks
0 x; l4 @! Y5 A8 }' A5 sGets Mechanics Crazy 1 L% P) m, I4 U9 }& c
Gods Mechanical Curse
3 c0 L, J: O" aGot More Crap 0 o- ^1 ?1 z5 y* T, i
Great Mountain Climber 5 ~5 q! J2 Z3 U/ y) |4 a
Great Motor Car s9 z6 N) {6 I6 y3 A
God Made Chevy
0 r, i2 p, c, H: uGood Moron Car
) ~$ q8 n% _$ S/ I8 ^Got Mine Cheap , j1 D4 O; F8 T' c N& F( f
Get My Checkbook
7 g: m- f7 e2 |Gone Mad Corp. * N# h7 o: D- {
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GTO: ' z( M3 N7 f4 n. V. x/ G/ @
Gas, Tires, Oil " D6 O" ~; ~% c9 x( b
Get Tools Out
8 `: _8 d& ^, Y1 H; dGet To Onramp
: |% v6 k$ v! I) a3 `Good To Own
/ Y# u7 F5 G- B) i6 Y1 p9 UGet The Others 8 H! P* h' w c4 z* i- i( E
Generally Trashed Out
% ~1 c+ \2 i: q/ B( d" zGood Time Out
% i$ y: u0 e$ V; R2 E6 p6 J# CGone To Overdrive 9 j) g# X% B: k2 O& H4 P1 L( q, f
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HONDA: ' v, W% K# r6 |
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
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Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
% k9 `4 C7 u; R8 ?& q6 t* PHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles & J9 y# D" j; b0 p p% F' ]
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles # a) e: _: S4 N! a9 P' M
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
1 n N2 k/ f& K+ j% h4 K& k/ KHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
+ @( ~9 y3 q# o; KPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ' C; x8 H# u; L5 N8 k W; O
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& R5 R3 e# K4 |HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
* h4 ]' O* Q O( f/ eJust Eats Every Part
2 |& O$ f M+ p- _2 V3 @; t/ aJust Empty Every Pocket
# `, O" g! Y3 h( e) ^/ pJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 8 W ~# T# J! ^% J
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
. m e" e s5 dJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 2 C1 ~6 ], M/ P2 d% p0 J
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KIA:
& G# ?# n; |6 D! @' _3 q6 ~Kick It Around
8 {2 J9 R2 a l; YKick It Again 6 t1 Q: o$ S% S- F( V
Killed In Action 8 f& T! b: s' i$ ]0 D" [; q
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% n' a: @$ M( P- z2 A( JLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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$ J& D8 i z/ ?# B8 b4 @MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
6 f' X' Z; I- G1 m9 [Mostly Garaged 2 `+ F2 P8 @! f
Major Goof
, Z" s2 r) W% ~* J" ~& {MGB: Might Go Backwards
0 O+ t/ [! Y; h# HMGB: Might Go, But . . . 3 v3 t W4 a2 ~5 ~+ F: B
MGB: Motor Going Bad 7 A3 o/ s, \9 @" Q8 j0 J# O2 d/ ]
MGF: Might Go Forward 7 T* i8 Y3 L' F, P5 u1 u1 L
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% O7 E6 M: R) lMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate - z6 P% ~, L( {/ [; Y
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MOPAR & l( s0 L. Q/ j9 M0 ]" l0 }: B( l
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
& ?7 M4 G' |0 @Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ( L! o! M- @" J* B7 U* Y" J
Most Often Passed At Races
3 l% Y/ m' U! N. c2 d# H) uMostly Old Parts And Rust 8 I+ {$ |2 L9 _& {- d) W+ Z+ v
Move Over People Are Racing
! [- w; Y" o9 JMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 4 c3 F) `7 P+ D
My Old Pig Ain't Running
, Z5 N4 E0 S; C$ dMy Only Problems Are Repairs * H/ @/ l/ N3 j/ c1 J' A' }
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement % w4 O% x% j, U1 n: U8 X
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: ! g- c% [ y& ?( @6 Z% g
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
+ c2 M. s2 h" B4 e$ n1 mMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
$ ?, H% U. W0 e G' F6 [# B. S( EMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
9 X+ t5 {/ ^# y/ ~3 B( h0 _- OMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
4 l0 y9 e' n8 \1 s5 BOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
* D# f% ?: m' o) Z# c# XOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 3 p W# x0 Q* L+ A
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PINTO: 0 f* r( p+ J; H/ n
Put In Nickel To Operate
) s3 I2 y" y( n$ v9 [$ c: \; B2 e9 mPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook $ o5 o, e7 J/ }, S6 G2 D/ y
Put In New Transmission Often
0 @' i2 e# t. y1 SPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: 1 Y1 m( j h: [1 U& ~/ e+ [
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
$ g/ R2 E' h, m+ W4 X& [8 \Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac " Q$ V" m5 y, o# R* U8 i' O
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4 ^( H' A4 R+ ? u5 o, _; s2 dPORSCHE:
. }9 p# G. s( p& v% r/ x: wProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 5 F5 U/ U# Z" ~# f* t1 h4 o
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough / t, ?' T6 l! f1 E/ E! @2 T
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Send Another Automobile Back ' I. _! Y" c* V/ R3 ]3 {2 v% I
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
% F+ T" ]5 U: C7 TSad Attempt At Beauty / ], q# r) I, z; m6 A7 |9 c. w
Sorry Auto, Always Broken . F! a- H& D2 r- O. M: R6 K
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 4 n0 _8 f# q5 L( g4 X. y9 ^
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually . Y! \" C: j2 F: \. j- z' z
+ f; r( [, F% S3 U5 FTOYOTA:
; L* l3 r2 b$ p6 D1 y! ^Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
( [7 D" d! K( l$ F2 M+ W- A$ r5 i) TTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
% v1 D9 w' V; C( ^0 Q% X4 m- jThe One You Ought To Avoid . l+ ^* R6 }5 G& {. r/ J
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TRIUMPH:
3 k' j& @9 f8 _! R* N% kThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
2 F- H! i. B0 E8 NTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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! [" B. {& D5 g& x5 Y2 iTR: Tools Required
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$ ^& o1 O8 Y i8 T! i3 L( gVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object e. B* Z+ C" q
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Vintage Wreck & A2 s6 ~% S/ q
Virtually Worthless |
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