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+ {0 ]) @- n3 V' S& YA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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( C9 D& y$ U% c& N5 uThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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, ^3 W/ e9 E: S5 OThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." . p! w5 Q0 F! a
7 B0 U8 d# b) Z2 @' J+ c) l; ?So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 8 ?2 l, u$ j8 m2 G" c
" ~2 z9 x! }+ L+ s1 BThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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