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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. * {7 A0 f- r c3 d$ {$ J5 r
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." , n8 a: A# i1 o* m0 v+ V+ _% T' l
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. $ n6 e$ h6 {5 J# [5 j! y! }
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." " X7 Q! J) f8 }% Y \+ C
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. / l4 G2 g) C: O+ Y% g; ~+ \
; ^9 c- u: [5 i" zAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 7 ]: c2 P0 U3 n; D5 G
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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