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9 P. j2 D! r: \ E5 `6 M, ZA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. ( r: S* V2 ]; t8 ]; |
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." " ~% o, s a3 Q& r
7 C) m& l9 l$ I7 Z- A4 @0 AThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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% G2 k: S4 y: r+ w& e+ T) \Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." " k3 e$ Q8 t+ W- ?/ E% y8 X" e
! d' f# o8 f1 X6 b' mSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. & I9 k+ n! P* l- u' U0 H
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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