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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 5 U6 d v- c( W) s
+ K# V+ E0 a1 l: gThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." # m) L6 a% m+ P; G6 V9 ?
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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+ x; A1 x( C9 _% J( BThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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/ f4 o+ e$ @% L; @+ hAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." " D$ O/ @ L. d4 k! `3 F }. o7 V
* H0 M- C& ` gThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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