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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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' L. i+ E) D) ?: f; G) P& zThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."4 R) ?% C3 A4 |1 b( c* o5 `$ G

. C6 j7 p  ]8 _. A+ Z3 m- r7 vThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the% r7 s8 ^) E7 q: p! ~3 r3 z
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
% s9 g- u2 H9 T- |Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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/ o. S/ n8 p- c) a* z9 BNo response.7 s+ R1 M6 Z" Z# r
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.3 J. E4 U* ]7 B3 q+ m
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife  o. M- H4 C# C* K, ~
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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: J  D( J: l; w* G. z8 yAgain he gets no response.
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: Q3 k' ]6 ~/ n1 l* h. \# cSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's / n" d2 }  M' E6 R3 `# N" H
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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