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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
3 Q) p! j7 m2 a- K- n* E4 A7 M0 Jshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called9 a$ c2 u7 F  }7 R# Q
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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- D) v% o* c' ]4 e/ {. rHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the' X4 R+ g$ e- l( b' S1 Y4 \
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.". P6 K0 g/ c# Q! h! c7 }* E
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"0 S- F" h- ?! h7 v# o1 h! P) |- h
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No response.$ N9 j- Q' s  P4 b
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
4 E, l$ i! F6 w3 U8 K. N$ ^, O, P2 Drepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"% m, O- U& ^9 a5 G

* e6 t" ]2 b5 J; t3 c# \+ SStill no response.' i7 w7 [) Z6 J& V

6 ^7 @3 h. v; o3 kNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife* l, Y; _* O, j! s# r
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"& W4 |' [; p4 b. d" k- ?: y
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's % f/ a) g8 d; v) ~" [, J' _
for dinner?" Again there is no response.. G9 E. R' W8 U7 O- ^

/ R$ z& t" h7 r: r* tSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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