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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.; X6 a1 R5 O4 |: J' Z6 w

: P( u$ E' g5 z! dThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could# R( x3 f  ?+ _( T/ d
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,: Y; G+ @6 Q* d  a5 S5 [0 o
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the, H4 y5 @, ~' {- `; S3 t
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."9 U% ]0 @, B3 ~+ e: o
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"# ]: J5 P  v+ W/ ^

; \# F, q) K$ d" y' u* }No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and& q( w+ c# d6 K9 c9 L, I
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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( h% o. w/ q% AStill no response.
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5 s8 i9 X. R) m) P' r5 A$ wNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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3 b# q5 d1 R4 \7 D6 U5 g" OAgain he gets no response.4 t6 k- H, g$ G0 H# f4 z4 O& u0 T
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 0 e' h8 _; ?% W2 L3 F
for dinner?" Again there is no response.) U$ |" e. L5 i; }: K1 u

  V1 R! H) g/ L( ?- nSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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