The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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) {- Y7 S  y9 z" NThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

1 |$ B& ?" b. z; v* YThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

+ v0 _+ h% F1 {When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

0 s/ }" I/ Y# C$ }/ X( BThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

5 l  J9 {4 U* k) T8 L+ RThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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( ~! p5 p# J2 mBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

“Case Dismissed”

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