The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

: |0 c! O# h9 L& {+ sThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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+ g2 Y9 o& P) ?7 _# ~; x8 H6 UThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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! ~2 J0 a- @# o+ {+ FThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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% F8 s. R( L0 d1 zWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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" D/ y% ]6 W# K$ ]Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

  H2 x* e8 t! D( K6 GThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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3 C0 h- `+ ~3 x6 _0 S* L“Case Dismissed”

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Funny

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