The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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& O& V( }; F+ r0 z$ n% hThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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6 J- L. j* a9 C) p- mThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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7 i$ N! t- p; e! p9 L% }" t0 ~7 |The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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9 s0 W0 D2 i' N, Y$ d& \! {* [  sWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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" P7 E0 b. f6 E$ F7 MThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

( V- `: T6 ^) H' G1 HThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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/ H: `, J' ?4 {7 i8 h& w, C" fBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

“Case Dismissed”

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