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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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* c8 j& g# j$ u) PThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.6 h" `; H$ t/ u: H
) b$ Q4 u- A/ L' y. k5 @6 y: o" D! KThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:! T1 X! F# G O$ t5 j0 ?
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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/ H* p& @0 A' `! x( z1 RThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.4 T0 n2 ?/ s) [3 d% _7 ]+ c
6 h' Y, I- l" l9 l: r# zBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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