An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 1 m5 J& T8 M+ i' u) F/ Y+ k& P ) M# o. o+ J C6 e0 L'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'6 f. a3 l2 o% B) `0 m
) e! J& n8 [/ u5 O% e% M'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '$ x; }' _) T/ d. h; ^
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' - Q# @" N5 [4 ~2 J+ F+ `* F# F8 \ ' L/ n6 ` |" [0 }$ v
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 8 d, |$ Q+ L3 C/ | ?2 p) [$ H4 N8 _I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'