An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ! [& n8 B+ ]. P
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 2 {$ i+ v! ]% P- D 2 U# C" Y; F% b$ F
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '" E+ w, s2 u# u- g: D2 ]: \# {
' @& \ Y+ m2 Z+ d7 Obut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' . U* t& K5 ^6 ^6 `3 Q7 v7 I6 i9 A 4 o6 b3 I7 q+ V' i+ w'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. E0 \8 J( v; ?" n( g
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'