An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra . c+ {' A9 v2 j _ g1 V0 M# f0 F+ a( P& S
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'( Z& b, {9 `7 e! `$ e; L: z0 V" e
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '; E! y* Z) D" i( _6 j: y! B5 I
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '% U# x& V2 w7 }: Q- k
' d2 S+ v S0 D) S) B'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. " j7 @( a0 O/ C6 M2 m6 F$ @" M- x- `9 G5 ^! R
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'