An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ) e- Z6 i/ o) r! L6 [7 O# f Z
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'5 M! L8 \7 E& {0 |6 t q( p' H( ^* P
. ~% N# l" d, H [ W' a'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ' [7 F* \7 Q2 A0 {+ s( e/ T9 S' b% q& E9 B4 c9 E
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' V( f9 H) b3 J8 b. z# M $ T7 |* u: g9 x( I% m' \9 k7 z'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 7 `# Q( B* q2 _8 y1 U3 N4 c
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'