BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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; [  q2 Y1 T8 Z" U'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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( F" z+ s) |9 e7 F- G' M'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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; }' t3 p" f  b+ p9 [6 x- x'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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