An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 1 N# i) [& B) }: L8 B8 ?2 r2 T: v, o2 n( f
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'/ m g$ [ _8 J3 i2 f
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '! p6 _; V: A. K# {4 ]# P
O3 n7 F" k0 G' _5 d! bbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '* \# o. H, c# V* E* G
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. * v4 K; o: ]/ @& d, X- B & n O8 p4 S5 K. oI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'