An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra . W4 s- v+ _7 ^. |6 q8 O* {! R/ r7 [5 M/ r; m& H, ~. {" C
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ' Y! s% q6 s3 t. V7 ` 0 H. Q8 k7 R M3 _
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' / O5 s1 v2 Y; v3 l4 ` + g& T# g3 v( b. z7 h8 Y; bbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '; F; B: |; b3 h5 e; v- h) o6 _
$ k! O2 M9 |: M4 j) _- g+ R'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ' g; p" L0 d( }4 W5 {8 \% ?: a
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'