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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
9 a4 A, R2 g' J2 CAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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" h- A* J6 D3 ~The Cowboy says:
6 ]7 z. L8 k: p9 f% U'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.6 _ h2 J! G% _! Q% ]
; t B M( G* ]We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.+ t1 h6 i d: z
* S8 z! W. U& h/ [& G( HThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
. V$ x# A: {9 `; S( J/ W' S+ {Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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) \% K4 b! z+ I% ~Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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