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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
7 e- d/ a3 z7 J7 b) ]As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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( Q S5 x/ A! [0 UThe Cowboy says: 0 j; F, l! c3 n9 v- L
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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# R0 \3 \8 Q4 R5 b$ KWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
( u1 V, }5 Y" T, DThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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