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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
. O& L: t8 T ]As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: ) L; G+ ?4 j+ P( D( I1 f. H5 e
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.5 h# c4 r, l6 [6 A
+ ~0 {+ X7 i1 u8 y! E" a, e7 T( aThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.1 r- F g$ u8 V
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.9 r5 z( z0 g! ]# T* B* {
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'3 b! F& ?5 E! q) j ] J+ N
7 |4 @% U6 K6 t6 q' E# |Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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