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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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5 \7 F) }2 c9 y1 z0 LThe Cowboy says:
6 ?, d, p, j- K t( \, l1 ^'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
# C+ I/ o( k" B9 ^+ t" aThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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. q5 C9 B! m: I0 Z/ PThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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