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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
1 Y/ s+ h$ v- z0 _" WAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: 5 x8 V: I: W! H
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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( H: L( h, ^8 J3 GWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
2 J. \" n+ I" g/ b, i" U% P( cThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did./ C) f+ w% w& s1 k% a( I8 S1 X9 T8 \
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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4 d" D1 C3 Y' b2 o* c$ d& JSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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