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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
0 Z1 A) I2 D/ Q5 bAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'0 S( `1 s3 j1 P- f1 {8 q A( o
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The Cowboy says:
& F0 a* w) ~- z6 A$ i'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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- D0 a$ D; f3 p! ^We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.8 _0 A$ ~/ r, u3 h, p7 {4 k
( d6 @6 r" r- C& a: ~& `# A# F! v- bThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.& ~- a/ m' Q/ p$ |
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.! P/ h" d- \0 R9 {! n7 }7 I* [
8 G) l6 X6 R5 R* mThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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; T; Y: R; H+ a- o) w' I0 I1 ]0 |$ PSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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