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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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The Cowboy says: 9 V5 H! v# i" y2 b2 J8 e7 s/ _
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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6 y, e4 A# z9 ]$ ^, }6 ?We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
, `9 a# L; p( J4 VThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.8 T4 Y) ]! ~2 |# l0 f7 G8 N6 x
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'2 o& `( r/ J% @; U
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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