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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt./ u( N0 o( E5 x6 N& v8 r5 L
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."0 C. R$ j9 M3 Y+ k! l! [- f
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
1 g1 o3 n6 O( @' d& h0 y1 j" BThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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