 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
9 {4 l: c& v1 d& K+ l9 \"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
# ~5 E% t6 v8 q! L- }The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."+ @3 E0 Z/ A5 X, ^' O
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-6-1 21:25
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
6 b7 m4 d8 z( @. z& e; @* I
1 O" h1 b& Q; U6 p* u$ N& n