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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. L; {2 ~4 E6 [# e4 W1 d
MARIA: Here it is.
& L8 c+ _# {6 _! k& wTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?& X5 P/ H) a2 C) y) W/ x7 _
CLASS: Maria.
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5 j: r' a5 ?4 }! STEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + l6 d6 @6 F% S) r6 k) N, p
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 Y; c" z. Q5 ^5 P" [0 D$ F
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6 C+ M5 x. m* |& L# JTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" O/ O! l. w% U$ nGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. ~) a2 Y) d" v9 h: ^& s( b% x
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
, G) I7 s% X4 n, iGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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+ c8 z1 j$ Q' X' w9 w YTEACHER: What are you talking about?% k0 x2 u; O- e2 g3 P2 B& w9 I
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.& E; Z/ [' d- u+ h6 G# J4 _
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, Q3 O" W5 N8 G7 h; o+ z$ r( }, Y$ y9 cTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.! k6 r6 i7 p( K
WINNIE: Me!4 I: ^( O5 j- h# O
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3 P* B( Z) T' x$ Q' U k% [2 `) ETEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, s# o' m# w" C
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ [0 `- t# w) b5 d; _5 O( G1 ]$ @* ~
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ C7 m2 _" N$ p! {9 C' ?7 B' IMILLIE: I is..& b% P& d4 D* v3 G
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 B$ ?7 P. u, CMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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- v2 d1 m2 Y( U; s+ o, QTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 Y% W5 \% d1 A* A" ?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. $ M( L) i" ^# J, `
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 F P( \; x- ?3 `SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.+ M9 c0 k- | m/ c4 O1 i! b
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5 k* @( N$ E/ U6 v- ^" ITEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, y/ H( j; z% s) l5 {, J
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.6 B# V2 }. `/ p0 w1 f( K3 Z
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ A2 z' x1 l M; r: pHAROLD: A teacher 9 C5 C8 ?* y: z. {6 q8 _% G2 D3 Q: Y
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