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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .( h3 `/ Z0 ?' ]
MARIA: Here it is.
: v9 U5 S9 g6 D y) g$ MTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?5 G! t" ^2 V8 H# X4 [* `0 w
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : @. h9 A- x& G& y: w* d* J
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# {/ }6 s. i# r- B: ?- x$ j, A* z0 LTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'+ J5 H1 Q- u9 ^1 S" K# r6 v% m9 p6 x
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
1 k" y/ U8 n0 [' o* }TEACHER: No, that's wrong
: W* t$ A, V3 YGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.6 D0 A! _4 r7 Z: I5 x
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: j" o, ?3 V/ x/ k
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.& q3 J8 x8 l& v# a
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
, W1 n9 u/ }7 Y) y% RDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O." p5 t/ ^5 m0 k( D% j
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ F o1 H! z# u, w- oWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, [8 `1 H. y9 X4 T+ T, bGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 m3 }7 `4 c: U9 @2 O' m$ c5 u0 Z
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7 Y8 b. S, J2 D4 x- MTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
; Q0 `# T& c/ T+ M y9 _3 M1 _MILLIE: I is..' w' A' ?1 H; D" S1 }
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
" r: Z/ v, k+ qMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 R$ ~! Y: A4 M. e
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 T5 ?' a$ y6 ^/ ?5 m1 b" ALOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 2 Y2 b9 W3 N4 r4 c9 P
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 H+ X% E; o$ zSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- Z: o0 o5 [( j, ETEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" I" ^+ i9 r: x; L; nCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.$ S: i* U T1 |( c( u
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?: d; [3 s* T; Q. c7 n2 |- X
HAROLD: A teacher 2 E' r( Z) F% u! `, \: B8 R% E
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