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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ l: ]/ ]' R) T7 |% E0 @; O5 M H: g
MARIA: Here it is." y4 l/ x* u3 W8 A( J1 z3 S! C
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'% ~0 @* F* Z3 m6 Y2 |8 X6 v
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'" T1 T0 M5 p) Z5 ^$ s$ e
TEACHER: No, that's wrong/ I5 W: u8 v8 e" a T
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 ^: f; I# f9 X9 @3 |3 S6 CTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 V9 ?: j' P* R& g$ M( u: [+ s1 ^DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
" _1 x# c% @4 n8 {% KTEACHER: What are you talking about?4 j2 I& A0 q; _. j
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.$ X; z2 d) L6 j: |
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.5 j& A+ d4 k: H% U' ^# f. i/ k% U
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 A: |- \" R/ ]! d& _GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 Q" E X t" tTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'( R$ u: n2 S& X
MILLIE: I is..
, ^' U! X5 r+ D3 i- X, }& V! lTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
! D5 ~# Q; h# bMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' % N! Q, y J! J% o$ f
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6 ?/ X, I' S3 `6 N: t: dTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 M2 N+ V& c; b; W: f* U; N" M ^$ w% V
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?: J6 ^$ u, ]: k9 N! X: ]- ~6 _' s7 p& _
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?* ?, b$ a# p9 K: m3 U
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" N! b- l0 M6 ~" NHAROLD: A teacher
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