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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
" b( H/ v: N9 B7 MMARIA: Here it is.
/ b. F2 P& Z2 o7 R5 e% V1 C4 vTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?+ u: {# T% Q& i. O9 J; q8 ]
CLASS: Maria.
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3 F* w* m# N9 D F3 |& uTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - O% `9 S8 X( e
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'5 f5 o3 n+ D) A, \! s8 i: f" T2 ~
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
9 [4 @% j% W5 z& d: @* j6 ]% ?TEACHER: No, that's wrong
# \( T; r( A6 X9 HGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.3 j. B2 i c$ e1 y0 a9 E
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 ]( k! d# f3 i/ b7 cDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.* t5 J" n/ l. c5 n% A6 M, z' i3 L& q
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0 S3 E# P1 r& l. F8 h6 ATEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- V2 F* }% R6 Y" p3 @, e5 `/ O; jWINNIE: Me!
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& w5 K \' _8 S1 a/ S7 ]TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: O# U5 G, s( e& b0 m* B
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are." \& \( S& r* |8 b# n
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5 Y! B7 U( C; m( H; p0 u% |* r3 ^TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ `7 d8 b% ]) m$ R. |MILLIE: I is../ y p# x- C' ]( _, p! L) L
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 }6 }: o* Z4 BMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' + [$ d9 H3 W( b7 D
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9 e+ r* c$ M9 ^" B4 TTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 ~% Y4 M+ B7 Z& O0 u1 P, F
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?$ p) R: Z# Q, g$ Y
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.6 q5 F5 U9 r, [' T
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R! y, s# g9 N9 rTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?1 N/ q) y4 K, K3 ~
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.8 Q$ Q5 F% J# L. [% Q# L# t- o
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% y* I# ` [) @' A" H/ a* STEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 I+ Z9 B/ M+ xHAROLD: A teacher l' j) h. |2 p1 B8 j0 Y) Y
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