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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 u& l- l* N. N$ Y" |4 S/ wJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 a9 m* Y: o- d3 \( b* P+ C- zTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'. n9 _# J) i* V% v
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.; L E3 b3 U3 ?6 }3 x i
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ I3 d; y! T& I9 Y7 _1 t
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
. w$ ~9 |9 x8 w: kTEACHER: What are you talking about?( J7 h3 T' d8 U7 C/ s; k
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.8 E3 M7 ?& m. k+ R( V
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; h. {- `7 p8 D8 {3 l# yGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' {9 j- F8 H0 C1 Z4 \2 `# x
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+ k5 y A0 y* S' Y1 LTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
( O% e7 {- v; j( pMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 9 y: d3 D1 N/ h
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! d8 Z. b1 |, Y: U! H FTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 {% H) A0 e+ G5 c1 m6 w1 s
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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' t/ c4 [! s6 QTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 N, M- x: Q& ISIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 ?# b" m+ C8 h7 YTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?% T8 C; Z8 N, \, I" a8 z
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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" h0 R3 m' R. [2 ]' tTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?* j0 \, M; L( j& K
HAROLD: A teacher ; x3 X& ^( ]2 J ~
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