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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
$ x+ L- ^8 f/ x# dMARIA: Here it is.
* @9 d9 M7 J; ~' PTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?# H3 A( `' T t, f0 m G$ j
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / {4 l Z. Y- P e# {/ \. c
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.4 A6 B9 d6 E/ Q3 {& F
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. v( O! L8 j) P7 K# ~TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" S4 P$ D8 ^, _1 m' ^GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
c4 c- C. v& w* }$ q6 qTEACHER: No, that's wrong
9 m; x: `" q( oGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) H: u4 |1 B4 u- d* w) B
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.% Y# U; D8 c3 @! u* |
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
" C2 m: T4 I! g; NDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 ?% `7 V8 u% `3 k# b0 U
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2 b1 K/ J) s6 Q# l1 R( uTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.: q& c6 e' ]7 S7 s; }+ }8 Q) h6 i
WINNIE: Me!! m' o. G% R1 Q) q$ L* V& w1 [
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/ N% i; `$ [# S1 S6 tTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* K3 [( ^0 M. |/ {# T7 @: IGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
6 v# e' h' n) iMILLIE: I is.." Y/ ~' b+ \) @# M
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ E& z% a; _% B' `MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 g! a+ M% m# P3 ^& H* PLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. , h+ p' J, o6 ]3 V0 o! [
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 u" L2 p, n- `" {' ^7 E2 TSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 ^, K F0 k% F( A0 g
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& s6 r. E F- y) n* {HAROLD: A teacher
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