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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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; ^3 W$ [* e2 L+ ^- |TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 Q5 |9 Z% y+ K# ]. ]+ S! B, |5 O* E
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4 n3 z9 r- |5 j& {( b2 T8 ?TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . [1 W, V) s( W+ {
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 x6 S' H3 s. z) Z! V
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3 u7 c/ G' s0 s: r! kTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" P, z6 Z, P0 p1 ?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. a- a7 T# V: {: K
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 f4 y/ P* Y) z* O6 k" z
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ ^8 b2 @3 g9 J9 R( E* Z
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
6 `" t& F. P; ]8 @! `TEACHER: What are you talking about?
% C: w) @- }& k9 G. EDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 }! c" y2 m7 w9 ]- zWINNIE: Me!3 }9 @6 ^ `) x4 c* h
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: @: L- z; a% q# CTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 l8 s: s1 x/ H7 [, A9 jGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.- l) P1 P( H) g# W' V1 s+ H
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' w0 Q9 i4 @, r4 bMILLIE: I is.. f' M2 O9 n7 i. ]9 O7 q
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'# z, K+ s0 d9 P/ K& W" u
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' : h; [8 b8 e9 K
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* l2 B/ H+ m5 xLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 0 T1 B. M( V$ |' }: A, S- y
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) @- h5 `) K% ~$ I* f! X. g8 }TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 `( G1 B! U6 N* r9 Q }" KSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, x% l" j3 z+ P+ h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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! }+ z$ e, y2 }* C* u/ b7 _" qTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 G3 q2 h: N# R1 | FHAROLD: A teacher " t8 E7 n& q" ?7 \. f- m
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