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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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4 n0 D! B- m3 f/ D) Q; VAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”: E9 D3 R7 S( l/ L- w
3 }3 {; I( j5 q4 T2 t. G! U- d# w”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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9 H4 y% C" i8 W1 u2 d0 PThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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