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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ! `. p# G. j" N/ r
0 d; I( C4 A: i0 W$ j4 aJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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" Q ~: ^; f9 d8 }( lAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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; ~6 _/ S4 p! J v, L" i* b0 ]& u( P”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today7 P" H" Y1 o8 P2 I" g" [; N; F
/ z1 n' |. m, a" r- i9 c6 Z5 _3 G9 u[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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