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" ]+ E# I5 k* f T; m% ]6 B9 TTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 8 M6 w1 X( }* D4 Y
0 ~. u. N" J! p- E* {1 _Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”/ G' X7 N3 v, D8 F9 f8 O
$ M5 w9 X& u& o* y4 J& fAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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, h6 d- ^. L- v9 y7 ]”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”. O* n5 {& F% N+ D2 t3 g
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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