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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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! x. J, P2 d2 H+ E$ f, HJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”/ Q7 ` `2 y% D
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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& }( F3 U* I( Z7 _- ]) j”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”: z6 a- f: _8 @7 M4 s m( x, b
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2 g" T4 Q( V6 E) b: N# z6 h- DThe scale says: Sorry, no change today( a( e( k8 x2 G( S% l- ^# ~
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