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Bad Relationship
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4 h1 B5 E3 e' rTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 5 e5 h8 O: ?& }
* D Z- m' z' [0 h6 gJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”( M& n5 Z3 n& N) v' e. O2 \$ Q. T6 w
3 C, ` B* G6 ]( p) P# G$ {And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”* ?4 G0 C- U# ]+ J i5 R# ]/ j# ~ g
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.” A% ~- ^( E; D7 G9 @
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+ z: Q [& P" y/ a/ eThe scale says: Sorry, no change today& g: E. e& Z- Z) T$ G
1 q# ^' u+ I3 u9 X2 v& F[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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