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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 4 G# e0 l0 P" y" i$ f5 H e
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”* B& }5 b" S# g2 u% Q4 {
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”, j! R# D& j' Z1 F f: [3 q
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. n! K) R4 Q+ E' P* TThe scale says: Sorry, no change today! u' ~5 f* A& ?# ?3 K; [) P( B
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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