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Bad Relationship
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! @- L h9 e8 [% p8 GTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 7 d0 \- K8 ]5 D T+ e2 Q
" k4 {" g4 E% G2 d4 VJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”+ B' i' M& [0 ^
0 Z' [( }" X8 O" N& bAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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2 Y1 M5 _7 r0 [# D8 O! j* Q+ I0 h”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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& i5 Z8 k! l+ G T. e) k4 G6 mThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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2 D. T* H8 p8 }1 _[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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