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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 2 n/ h$ P# l+ E, x1 @& L) P
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”0 L4 @" v* ~: O( Q: j8 P# P
: T4 h' M- D+ OAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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6 N* r) m4 O' j- G”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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& P# ?$ O0 ]( JThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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