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人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)- q, i% s. ?+ n. J
4 V, q7 v) n& { 性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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( W0 A- y% Y1 B) `0 J7 @. Z7 f! Y 性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
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1 o- U, ]: B, z 习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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. k1 Z8 s, |" U' H4 i8 z( ` 性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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& p2 B- M- C# [ q3 o) y4 K 教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则): _. U# C2 k8 Y! _4 k6 w* ]
0 C' U! |2 @/ ]- b 貴以專 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人) ; r- x g* i) J+ t1 @5 R0 m; Y* b
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昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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擇鄰處 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子選最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)* m6 `# Z+ U4 T; L
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子不學 :If you don’t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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斷機杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的鸡鸡就從此報廢掉) (機=雞...HaHaHa...)
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文:生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)7 k) s/ _9 S3 G# K; [7 t! O7 p' ]# J
2 M) z: F' h2 {) k4 N 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中:而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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養不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)9 b5 h, P7 `' @ b: W8 F; T0 I6 V
# Y$ @8 ^: T& h7 D/ P& S 父之過 :It is all your fault..(英翻中:这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)( a& s1 f6 e, v$ T' {6 j8 ?
[$ T0 k' `( o6 A+ @ 師之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(英翻中:那他的老师一定教很懶散,沒有教的很徹底)
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)% y4 p5 c- A+ D- l; m2 N
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)
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幼不學 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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A1 x6 X) Q; @" G! b" o7 m 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会喪失所有的性能力)
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3 E, D) @+ h- y6 [8 m* c p. A 玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续你的小弟弟)
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不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮) ! R4 U& q R) x% O
: {% t9 M, b3 Y |; p 人不學 :If you don t learn sex,.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美) |
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