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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
0 u; i9 Z+ ]! @8 K# @- lA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.- J9 D2 v8 z) |' C: z- Q d3 N. V
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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. Z1 m- o1 ~. H, YQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
" f, h. u, F+ _4 o9 w8 @% zA: Tell him you're pregnant.& ^/ [5 b6 x# m3 |2 a
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
& W8 z; y0 d: F+ m* N; rA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.- w$ j, U& A3 R' p& R+ y! ^* s: i
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
5 q9 S$ P3 ]5 N, O# VA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.3 ?2 O) o% e& v9 Z2 F: s# q
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?; }1 v; Q) N- m" ~; A& D
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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# i. Y2 \( N: Y% I9 A* XQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?% g5 W# h: B% o0 T$ O
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?: a7 K. Z7 F y8 i7 g
A: Their foreheads.0 j# r6 V5 `2 a. x7 Q
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
, X9 P6 s0 j! d, C8 DA: "I remember these." |
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