Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
, S5 b* L0 B& `8 b! y$ RA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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4 I+ {- b  _) }' Q( eQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
, B& y6 v6 N4 A) J% o0 @5 hA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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( n8 H# T  a/ d5 YQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

0 F1 r& N' ?; I" C% l& x! f+ D: XQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
3 {/ U3 e7 P+ Y! i) I3 @A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
" \/ n( @" W5 T0 dA: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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