Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
) B" y. v2 r. `4 c: K( P; k     When you are done you will have a place to live.

- ~% y7 L. Z; F: k7 nQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
  K+ Y6 g# V( k8 Z% P, @4 eA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
) p3 D. j( U- V1 lA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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9 R, q& [, F- w2 ?+ p3 zQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

+ F. b3 ~: L" h+ EQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
; F+ m* p0 D7 ^4 V& d  |6 tA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

! X% M% J  ~; R8 I! i: ^4 H% CQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
: n- G# W. x2 CA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
' X' |5 |5 d! vA: Their foreheads.
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) j! m5 {* ~, n) Z" cQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
  e3 p& S) \6 B8 @A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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