Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
' U2 ?. C, E& ^0 XA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

% `4 D6 }: |2 r- e& WQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
. j* ^0 E8 ~+ k6 LA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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