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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?3 Z0 f$ _$ ?) ~% c9 i
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
7 A! ~ w0 u; f; K When you are done you will have a place to live.+ Q2 A: H4 ]7 ]
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
- m, S% n3 k4 AA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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l Q h* Q% G9 e0 ~' WQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?& t* |$ c2 F6 @( z
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?7 X" c) l0 o) z% }. g
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.5 V( a% [0 h2 t% o' y+ m
7 `/ J" L: u6 G0 X. q/ f; kQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?( Z3 b! k4 Y/ g& T" p% T+ q+ e
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.; y% G$ g& s" _6 O
; ~: D" u$ }' c$ VQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?2 J& j% g* \1 W& O/ Q ]; {- E9 Q
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.: A5 X! |9 @# @$ }
0 w- L( X& L) X* R# v3 y0 J1 FQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
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& K: g) V$ u8 I1 b) c+ C! cQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
3 A$ N3 z; _" aA: "I remember these." |
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