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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?8 D. G+ x. Y) e" r
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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& {9 l, B* m7 N0 z0 @Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
3 s+ ^: n0 v2 f- iA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?% a& N2 T9 h, A, x
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.! l/ ^4 w, F, V5 Y" ]: a8 X0 N
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
$ H4 P' ?8 H* P0 XA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.8 Z W$ {4 m7 n. g3 _3 Z) X H% I: J
1 f9 _. O. y: _# Y$ o) qQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?. Y2 l* [. Q- G6 d9 D8 W
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? T7 n, I% C% X* i! U
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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8 z7 Y5 p2 [; bQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?& d5 q2 X7 y1 }& [! ]* V$ M
A: Their foreheads.
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# b9 M, \) {5 [% z2 Q; uQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?' R( R$ ^, [: p# H5 Y
A: "I remember these." |
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