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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?4 t* W! ?/ A0 D0 E
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
( F5 H" ?$ ~" }0 }7 W' ? When you are done you will have a place to live.3 R9 d1 p8 Z' |0 \" _: z* K
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?' B: q. `4 z1 S; h* e- v
A: Tell him you're pregnant., i7 A; m. D0 y; a/ `, @: f3 u( h; |
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
1 f; O. e. N3 _" X; S$ m# h- jA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.- ~$ L6 c j2 d1 E A+ Y
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?" W, `, o1 {/ J. P, N
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.+ p. D* ~: K( b) n. j
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?/ N4 V# N" m7 T$ }
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.$ n# i! H+ H L( w* J3 N2 r
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
! E6 T" e5 ]# x# ZA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.2 S7 N+ M6 ~7 ]4 g1 o4 U! m' `
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
$ a- J; E* O) gA: Their foreheads.
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9 a, s2 y( B* [- w" gQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?0 q% E0 ^5 D8 n* W/ \
A: "I remember these." |
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