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, U4 o" i: S2 `1 R9 N5 R3 c/ ]Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. " w0 s# ]+ i+ Y5 M" k# A
0 _" d& I0 p+ o( g. P1 OTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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$ c, p" [$ G$ I( j/ i- S8 sToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. & K! R6 r* D5 z7 o
( b" n) i6 l- ]When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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- r. M- S' K7 ^; ZIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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% q6 ^3 _2 @" `: ~2 A M1 HOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. # K. e1 Y" R, D) K
! t/ @6 a d8 A" t, tMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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