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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. # l. P4 b4 G: h( J& t
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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8 M, _# ^8 W6 s) R2 L E$ ?# `Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. " \1 t$ B' v( r# a# G
8 n% u7 y% w7 B2 a2 ]When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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G" P( Y4 G1 FIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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% f5 x1 K# T( e- SOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. + B% A3 ?1 r& ?3 d" m3 i
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. % ~) i6 l/ J P
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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