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 Wisdom from Grandpa... 7 \* E1 F' L+ i8 r) l% G v
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% u! E8 }! w; t C! cWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 0 [' L8 z6 s+ F1 d( q
; m3 G8 A; `2 E1 h; jTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 7 I( Z c4 j' H' M0 O, T
' L9 ~2 ^* h# T. [Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. * V$ R/ p$ A) w ]: K
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. & G0 m/ \4 P0 U3 b+ Q \
8 ~9 V I+ n5 I9 b y& ? v- w) YOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. $ {: `8 g" X: z: J- V( D
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 0 ?+ C& _* F" A2 E$ u2 e
1 A* \; Z! g7 O3 A) E/ pMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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