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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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2 u0 f- w' A; s9 P1 ^0 uGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? . t7 t. h+ _ L7 b! @6 J1 b( b
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. + ]4 }. h) \! }
George: Great. Lay it on me.
' u) H, \( D0 i; F% [6 }) G+ uCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. m' _) J6 ]; h' B; ~. j4 Y3 Y3 z/ V
George: That's what I want to know.
% U) a1 G. y$ i' f1 bCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
: x+ I+ |+ l# Q7 K/ @George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? % B( V; i6 A: W/ S9 C2 I
Condi: Yes.
/ F5 m( A: P5 j* T4 yGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
o" G7 z/ y5 w2 S8 TCondi: Hu.
$ P; F$ y! K, l, O, n( h/ w+ IGeorge: The guy in China.
( A' Q+ q8 v% ?& y. o1 E& yCondi: Hu.
4 A' E8 @4 i- |; ~9 k, {" FGeorge: The new leader of China.
$ ]: L. i& R! ]8 S4 kCondi: Hu. & t$ u! X: v4 @! U: ~
George: The Chinaman! - x# a" I6 _ G f3 H$ h' @' n/ _- N! W
Condi: Hu is leading China. ! y+ O0 g$ B1 H8 x
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? - N5 B2 A" U4 E+ x' l
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. & y0 t l/ u1 N: ]' x# ~" j, M
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
z3 L, v3 @) k4 b. u3 m, i _# L' UCondi: That's the man's name.
! ]; i9 o7 E3 W7 \, Y( j9 G1 a7 @George: That's who's name? ! q) M7 _% _. {& ^9 v! x
Condi: Yes.
; g$ H' R3 l# r* `4 l# C) \) AGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ' l% Z t( H$ t* T: l1 u" y
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 Q6 G0 B3 i. c; B8 j
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
; E! {' |: ]+ v! M% @0 b7 sCondi: That's correct. ; j+ _' D' P9 G* t
George: Then who is in China?
' l% u: n# r& K; W% o: u/ BCondi: Yes, sir.
. N3 @% s: u- L! Q8 uGeorge: Yassir is in China? $ {7 _! Y) h) B& x; p) F2 o1 T( V; Z
Condi: No, sir. 9 C& h* D; ~ J& ] Y/ A
George: Then who is?
! B; p& L( v% y8 \( {0 R8 e$ UCondi: Yes, sir. 8 X" a$ e/ H% X' _
George: Yassir? 8 z* C. U$ E0 q c' ?5 R
Condi: No, sir.
$ i7 U: v' V z; ~9 t' kGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. - b: A- Z* c c
Condi: Kofi? 2 w* Y0 l9 ]2 M0 s' b7 f5 r
George: No, thanks.
* k( l1 K/ ?7 m. W% h9 R; v3 GCondi: You want Kofi?
2 c6 }; }4 l# U; ?) wGeorge: No. % K0 f3 K6 I0 u" X
Condi: You don't want Kofi. " \" b" v3 w# O6 ^. ?4 u0 l" W
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. / b, b2 l$ y9 Z
Condi: Yes, sir.
5 ^) J8 q, a5 pGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
) x& i( g/ S# b0 m$ z4 cCondi: Kofi?
8 U$ {3 [0 |" l+ f8 NGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
! K' H$ T) Y; F! D3 Y+ FCondi: And call who?
: |, ]2 T% g$ l% v# Q2 M* N' S! YGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? & w: E; i( I9 C9 F) F2 C9 w
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
$ b& \% o3 X3 CGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
; Q. X5 }, ] }- N5 Z$ {% {2 l7 `/ H+ bCondi: Yes, sir. ( t) a9 e% O8 |. {) V- j* z
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 1 a0 u: I7 v% w6 f: m
Condi: Kofi.
! r3 @4 y j3 y9 Z7 P% c V7 zGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 9 P$ K# A0 H; ]; B2 c. @" x
(Condi picks up the phone.)
1 i2 p0 r7 I# s! jCondi: Rice, here.
1 V2 [! z9 T+ {" ]5 j8 r wGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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