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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
3 `0 ?. [6 e, x5 l+ oCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
: w8 b) @* G- F' P3 }George: Great. Lay it on me.
+ M" i; } A9 P1 Y/ H+ yCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 7 C1 C B+ }2 t0 l
George: That's what I want to know. % }) ~, ^/ g) D( L
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
4 g, h8 t& p' m+ SGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? / r1 c3 Z& B' E+ X" L
Condi: Yes.
8 S% j4 i1 l" ?George: I mean the fellow's name.
- n: j" X& G) y7 Z# n% VCondi: Hu. * w8 C; f& R0 g# l9 I: K4 J7 a
George: The guy in China.
1 t1 F+ T1 } ACondi: Hu.
( n% ?2 L3 t$ K% GGeorge: The new leader of China. 7 ]0 B& j" E$ G
Condi: Hu. . S" y/ E: v7 Z/ }
George: The Chinaman!
/ M( O0 H! r6 ^' D% |Condi: Hu is leading China. ! h6 u& l+ A2 {; Y9 E/ j
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
u5 p9 p2 @ f$ D0 r/ i" f) FCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
/ V1 T0 D8 n/ {7 CGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? T" i& ]# [9 h4 S1 X8 _
Condi: That's the man's name.
! o+ s) U) {" ^: jGeorge: That's who's name? # k4 ^: U4 C- _/ t6 R$ d# J+ M) h
Condi: Yes. 3 [) m# t6 j: T# `# ~* o
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 9 F, G# _: K( T+ g# X/ F
Condi: Yes, sir.
+ e4 ~1 p8 M0 Q- o C! _George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
. j- t3 H8 M* P. k# T/ `9 {Condi: That's correct.
! z- ^( [! \) M4 V3 o1 t9 XGeorge: Then who is in China? ! w' y0 \: S6 q; ?4 T1 I
Condi: Yes, sir.
8 W% Z8 ^; _$ v! PGeorge: Yassir is in China? 6 o* p" H$ l0 t- h
Condi: No, sir. : z% T' {) L& K
George: Then who is?
) A; d7 \7 _5 {* m; N$ F# NCondi: Yes, sir. 9 V) a5 `1 f4 `
George: Yassir?
5 ~- Q1 n/ u( }" Z- [8 i7 TCondi: No, sir. 6 I6 J1 u2 `7 b) q2 r- d( e7 U
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
8 w& T/ Y9 _5 [# |! YCondi: Kofi?
" ?6 L$ J$ l9 B: Z3 f$ i7 }% oGeorge: No, thanks. 2 [, W K$ A6 R* @3 A
Condi: You want Kofi?
; Q5 S& Q: U# KGeorge: No. 9 w) K8 O: I! t4 w* c4 |
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
, ^. ^4 g: a* |7 i" [# k9 dGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
( a: U1 C! c) XCondi: Yes, sir. 9 K$ I: _0 V7 F1 y/ g$ @. p0 N
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. w1 ~/ z+ w$ }$ n
Condi: Kofi? ) o5 C# Q0 ?5 Z' H& B$ i0 k% Z
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
/ ?0 M4 j* Y0 A% c* }% j) tCondi: And call who?
* N+ U7 w7 X4 g2 v& ^6 RGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? ' M5 y/ \( c3 p
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
3 {8 R2 T7 [4 c7 h% iGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
- t1 I- n q, v, v3 M$ G( E1 [Condi: Yes, sir. ; v% S" h: J* W/ q' g
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. " P& O- i$ r+ t9 a$ H
Condi: Kofi. 9 U4 a; n0 x: B
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ) T. j5 B0 N0 A- O8 |8 e6 w
(Condi picks up the phone.)
6 n5 n' f |7 xCondi: Rice, here.
! M1 ?7 K' P# c/ ^; o5 IGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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