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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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. _; c& P+ s1 eGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 4 H2 V0 s* D+ w V5 T
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. . {0 a; c h. S+ E; L
George: Great. Lay it on me.
( D1 @3 J- p0 H) s* e/ kCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. # T/ z7 F. Y+ n0 _5 s, J4 {# g
George: That's what I want to know. ( Z+ W9 Z& Z v( q3 d
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
3 W* N9 M$ s9 uGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? " s/ N) E' `- M1 w; ?$ l
Condi: Yes.
! g* t4 |# a7 k% Q* S# u* mGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
/ u' a8 `. X& `Condi: Hu. & q0 I( @8 t8 k7 ^2 k3 X- [
George: The guy in China.
- ~9 D; ^# z" e3 ]: u& d3 ICondi: Hu.
9 s0 J6 Q, Y! o% [George: The new leader of China.
7 G+ X0 f9 ^. Z# Q1 a" uCondi: Hu.
* d( J/ z0 L9 R8 m$ w# H" ?/ cGeorge: The Chinaman! / s E7 Y/ e8 P/ i, h+ j
Condi: Hu is leading China.
! n& q7 R G, H' NGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
7 V/ O r& F% t2 e4 `, [Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ; e9 I% B, h3 d& Z+ u2 O
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? : Y* }- X- }* a
Condi: That's the man's name.
& ?- u l9 r- L* R% PGeorge: That's who's name?
3 h% I+ g; `8 X( WCondi: Yes. & R0 `/ p. ` ?* L2 A
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
- X0 [% I( `9 U3 D" t) O" }3 xCondi: Yes, sir. 8 s/ e1 [; X$ F' ~
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
9 W3 O9 F* V) p7 V3 Z2 TCondi: That's correct. 0 r: f6 N" K( S7 T
George: Then who is in China? * Q! s' O7 A5 Y9 ]8 s
Condi: Yes, sir. , }# I% ]" {7 \3 X* i: p E
George: Yassir is in China? - [: M: u0 R c7 |/ o, F+ V
Condi: No, sir.
; j! ^% o# [8 y/ UGeorge: Then who is? 1 U, Y; K6 _9 d' U
Condi: Yes, sir. / Z8 r1 K2 A: M3 e; M
George: Yassir? 1 \: q: X. u; l6 R( G1 Y4 d
Condi: No, sir. " m; |+ X& Q) ] g
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. D: |) L5 ]1 T- T) }, H& H Y: L
Condi: Kofi?
5 F1 V! v* ~ [1 ^' rGeorge: No, thanks.
" v* c# C! n8 w. ?Condi: You want Kofi? - E) y3 h7 p# w1 x$ H
George: No.
. y0 j/ P1 L2 j% L; o/ @Condi: You don't want Kofi.
/ U5 W5 q5 N5 l8 n) UGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. # C4 `6 R0 Z; I" i5 A) m
Condi: Yes, sir. 0 {# Y7 l8 ?2 r& h6 w4 F
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ! G* t1 t |) W+ Z% H! J
Condi: Kofi?
; @# w: f, G7 a% s5 m1 QGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? ; g3 v2 D% ?" Z8 n
Condi: And call who? ) @# s9 ?" \6 R @1 x
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? . i0 a0 k% h! o9 T( E
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
! v5 E. X' }0 B% N& q* J7 hGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 6 ~7 j; f0 Y, V' @- c0 N* ?
Condi: Yes, sir. 4 ~( w# Q# p8 {4 T* \. f! N
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 5 \: X7 y5 U5 p$ o: }# j
Condi: Kofi.
7 v. ^4 \' Z" E) v* G; yGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
3 o V' H3 B0 W5 |" I6 k(Condi picks up the phone.) : n5 l. j" d: y s2 o% q
Condi: Rice, here.
/ }5 g* H9 Z) |+ @4 U5 gGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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