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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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! N, T! w% @2 k& b. b1 qGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 4 _+ K# J$ S: m0 r! ~ @
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
* J/ `! W6 ?8 F3 X9 {George: Great. Lay it on me. 5 H: E5 i4 f T
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
( T" r) q- X/ d9 O6 `! SGeorge: That's what I want to know.
& R& Z% |# e: _" f2 e8 yCondi: That's what I'm telling you. " E6 _8 j* J: @6 j
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 4 s7 U }. \, i
Condi: Yes. , W( M. D# T9 l, L) r
George: I mean the fellow's name.
- V* ]+ m7 m. ]& V. f! v3 `" c0 `' ?* ACondi: Hu.
0 e: a( m# Y* w2 ~+ `George: The guy in China.
7 G! L' S& X) J2 N- Q& q' M# v, c) MCondi: Hu. & Z0 p: S2 p) N6 p1 \2 ]
George: The new leader of China.
3 M9 ]! u5 h: a! b; v+ Y8 ]Condi: Hu.
' g) f& t/ F' e+ y3 B/ l% KGeorge: The Chinaman! 0 C3 A* V* W5 L' u# j* y
Condi: Hu is leading China.
i, d" B" O) `0 [* V zGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? ' G. q4 t- d* k
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. / X% \- e5 q* m O
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
3 Y3 e: Z, g2 }1 y s6 xCondi: That's the man's name.
5 f( ]. d% \# `George: That's who's name?
4 ?% g1 p4 K. x5 x) H; A) uCondi: Yes. ; A: r: E N2 }$ Y' C
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
0 C; k- D6 F% t2 O+ \Condi: Yes, sir. % d+ S; R" d) Z4 h/ C1 ^: U2 h
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
- i. j- O& M& n; i- H3 QCondi: That's correct.
& p; e2 |$ N8 T3 jGeorge: Then who is in China?
5 S+ L! v; o: L9 L- f8 Z4 ~4 JCondi: Yes, sir. " e, N7 k' Z) }# n4 v
George: Yassir is in China? & w# t2 U1 ~+ H" H
Condi: No, sir.
7 x* ?* w9 n+ A; L% K8 H6 OGeorge: Then who is?
) J6 |7 p3 r+ `- [' T' qCondi: Yes, sir. 5 r9 v5 j4 \8 U. B+ ^
George: Yassir?
4 _" j- Z1 Y& n' I9 n ^6 u' BCondi: No, sir.
2 p% ^, a6 P# G1 E& [( wGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. % H5 y' V# u& Y$ I x
Condi: Kofi? 1 }5 ?2 K' m1 M- d1 }2 l
George: No, thanks. , J% ?) e. i5 z2 G% p
Condi: You want Kofi? $ z v( N0 c h( \1 v+ Q1 n2 u* R
George: No.
% u9 o$ i1 w" n5 o( qCondi: You don't want Kofi. 7 v0 H% h5 n' Z+ e# B0 b
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
0 a# C0 U* l! QCondi: Yes, sir. : I$ P# a$ Z- S+ [! @. Z3 f
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ' {7 O1 a4 y) `# D9 \& b
Condi: Kofi? 2 b* F, |& Q$ f! a7 \3 y
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
: m0 L* n& j8 E; ]5 E! Q; P* oCondi: And call who? : ^1 S/ b6 D& y7 G2 Y0 A* C2 D) D
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
7 o8 C. z/ J6 n$ r5 G$ `4 A0 DCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
+ ]% J3 h% q' m' ~: h1 R2 nGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
& v. K- t# D6 GCondi: Yes, sir. 1 ]2 @/ t1 H4 w$ R
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
, r9 J3 z% @8 G$ rCondi: Kofi.
, }, p- d/ |4 w' \' e+ [: SGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ' c0 F# M7 Z( B8 [' b" l
(Condi picks up the phone.) 0 Y9 Q& u. o; |& L7 q# q
Condi: Rice, here. 2 B6 V, F# C7 m2 ]6 N/ h
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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