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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 5 a7 J2 M" Z' i" }
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
7 v) V O( U3 p1 Q0 b% ?/ f% h9 MGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
' [( Q k, v s. C" q* RCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
; m7 F* S& g4 O2 M7 r. NGeorge: That's what I want to know.
+ J3 j1 s& O0 }4 V2 D+ L+ VCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
- W7 J9 V7 T( oGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 5 e) F% t* l* J u& c
Condi: Yes.
) i* P& l9 o* l( SGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. N$ Q: A0 i: n
Condi: Hu. - ^0 N% Z! S0 k0 i2 p* D* Y
George: The guy in China.
6 x' J7 K% I6 g6 ^# a/ M' aCondi: Hu. # q. y9 M0 o# K/ v/ }9 R& K( m
George: The new leader of China.
( j& [; z. u7 [7 D5 hCondi: Hu. , `, P( d1 M+ q( Y5 n& O& U! W
George: The Chinaman! 0 i7 |, N" Z1 |2 h! R+ h
Condi: Hu is leading China. 5 ?0 l4 {* T/ I0 X& D# A
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? + p* i$ [: x! Y+ @( @# z8 R
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. # v& b9 V+ j2 d6 J) [2 U2 b! X, ^
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
0 N" m3 m7 P$ J* o2 g9 }3 bCondi: That's the man's name. ( ?( _) }4 Y' V1 o
George: That's who's name? 4 F/ V5 W/ L: y' l0 V: ]3 j
Condi: Yes. / g5 Z5 y- x/ c0 d2 X( s
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
/ t) a/ U9 Q. XCondi: Yes, sir. & a" s4 u I& W; o6 t, B5 n- {- a
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
4 H5 r* A- O C) b- Y: lCondi: That's correct. , {# R% W0 q+ M& J% q
George: Then who is in China? 7 O( x; W g! ]
Condi: Yes, sir.
1 I: ^1 `) U$ A( Q5 [George: Yassir is in China? 5 J6 x" f* z/ [& f/ N, R( e5 I
Condi: No, sir.
8 x7 u+ `# E1 A6 sGeorge: Then who is?
2 b. s) `4 T. I( z0 i; v+ _, \Condi: Yes, sir.
. q6 ]5 _2 @. RGeorge: Yassir?
9 G& H2 H8 @" R: w; O5 H+ H: iCondi: No, sir. ! y+ }* U9 S+ Q1 z% r, s
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ' i* `, R' Z; |- e+ g
Condi: Kofi? 8 g- u4 n: N; e/ G. q/ J& i; Q" Z
George: No, thanks.
! y! W0 |+ s9 h1 E4 ^Condi: You want Kofi? 4 L& w/ F5 A- \
George: No. & c' B$ R% i% e
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
$ b* V: V, A% R: vGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ) Z$ `# ~# d' U7 g& ~" c& @& B
Condi: Yes, sir. 0 K& k: H; o/ W; D. y
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
2 [0 @# D6 O, P! \5 a1 PCondi: Kofi? 8 ?! c0 E7 S' G% W% P
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 5 Z) S( K8 k i4 z2 C
Condi: And call who?
& `* L( q. {2 [6 H8 NGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? ) \. O. C+ H0 a) P" r/ e
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
( Z+ D9 `, O ^% m, BGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
; j1 c: E: T9 q1 c4 u; uCondi: Yes, sir.
9 N* a1 R' S: q. X0 P& {( CGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. # `+ A7 q, t4 F, h4 s2 h# c1 t7 s
Condi: Kofi.
# d0 p5 c) ]3 J) K5 e [4 ]. RGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 2 s) `/ f. R% U
(Condi picks up the phone.) % U8 V3 O5 t- a; b6 H, x
Condi: Rice, here. 3 _2 g2 W4 E( \) Q# G ^' V5 L
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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