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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) : J0 X& D- k. l1 d
( X) T! r4 `8 `; S$ p: h: sGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 0 t8 o& Z% M. `$ G8 A* S
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
, a, N) |% ]' s+ m) ~* G1 L3 I0 HGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
' d" {% ~% x! k# R4 u: G( eCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 0 r; C8 @$ N2 r7 s: s A
George: That's what I want to know. ' v- d9 _9 I# G
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
5 I, G& T2 ?3 SGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? / ^/ R8 I# b2 d: u4 R0 z2 V ~, v
Condi: Yes.
6 F! ~% e5 Q; y5 p) ~George: I mean the fellow's name. 1 U H/ h3 G- {& p8 V; i' j2 E
Condi: Hu. * U# R K2 }, M% ]4 _
George: The guy in China.
' I. H; |/ O! `% m3 j5 X" g) R* l& ECondi: Hu. 9 s# T2 z$ @; X8 m& e2 o5 c) B/ N4 F) d
George: The new leader of China. 7 P+ F1 p0 @8 P. M2 l3 @9 I- k
Condi: Hu.
" K. b$ ^5 `; Y" d3 \, i3 {George: The Chinaman! # o9 @' [; Z9 D
Condi: Hu is leading China.
- o2 r& B" r: } G7 uGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 6 Q6 H$ p! I1 _6 H
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. , H; o0 O. g) l, \# q0 A
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 2 o8 v3 S3 \; v% p
Condi: That's the man's name.
P# g0 F9 |7 a, f0 aGeorge: That's who's name? ' _3 n, C. ^6 H J
Condi: Yes. 8 D# v! W/ k* e9 ]# l1 D
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? , x' k" k' Z! l) s- J2 F
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 T0 {% n2 ~/ V; k- ^7 N1 tGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
+ \) t2 A6 _( c# C# JCondi: That's correct.
) l+ p% X5 y0 u0 l% h% w' G& NGeorge: Then who is in China? ' V5 P5 ]$ e" i3 x
Condi: Yes, sir. : c% A0 c) N E) s+ |( ?
George: Yassir is in China?
0 U1 o* |( F% z3 v3 Q2 D2 \& |Condi: No, sir.
5 s+ d! Y+ D$ V) nGeorge: Then who is?
% K) T8 L2 x# I- T+ i0 P4 r$ \& [Condi: Yes, sir.
/ R3 ?4 Z5 v) QGeorge: Yassir?
: A& X. l3 t! OCondi: No, sir. . t; e: V% B4 k, t: \" ~) w: f
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 2 X7 }9 Z. X9 q7 L# q( G2 [6 H
Condi: Kofi?
D3 @2 e; Z5 s- JGeorge: No, thanks.
0 a( Z7 H( ?4 ~6 eCondi: You want Kofi? 6 I5 S& {0 u3 ?+ p) W
George: No.
+ d# | y$ Z$ c* S. z$ H$ r' U1 l3 hCondi: You don't want Kofi. 6 k+ d: M! u2 [
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
9 v6 c+ n/ }% l% }Condi: Yes, sir. 6 m: z7 P1 X9 O, `( F0 u1 v
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. $ `5 i) g- ~8 `* X; X; R% E7 j
Condi: Kofi? ; M! \& M, j6 P% h
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ; I" J) }/ q9 [' a: G8 ]
Condi: And call who? " j* U# i) z$ z5 x) o
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? $ X( a7 ]) F+ d$ [
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
- [8 |, g. L: |( \% G; d. `" R0 iGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 7 S$ z- c- [9 N* M" n b0 B
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 N I( z% k( L* C& x; u) r) k8 G' I
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
( e9 o* z' R7 w3 C( f+ \$ s& P RCondi: Kofi. + `- ]7 b- B, {
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. % i" K! G# d+ h! F
(Condi picks up the phone.)
1 J2 s) n* y, a! @9 R4 q# {! QCondi: Rice, here. ' a- M1 f' G5 O7 d0 d
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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