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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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/ u* W% z/ d8 R# C4 mGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
/ q- ]( b7 _( S/ N+ F& @$ [* gCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. % p( i% k+ a3 @! V g' F
George: Great. Lay it on me.
3 c" i6 a5 }7 d* o- OCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. . |' l+ Z4 g! w
George: That's what I want to know. * a& s7 U# k6 N; ^
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
) L' h; _8 H6 U* gGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? # N( K7 S8 h9 Y
Condi: Yes.
& W" n/ N6 \0 L c& d2 [' pGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
+ M: L9 ? i' K6 o @, JCondi: Hu.
0 E4 \) u/ ^8 ?6 hGeorge: The guy in China.
# O' ^. ~) |* r& \. W; e! VCondi: Hu. % S- z1 E. ]8 m& ^! f- \' m+ O% @' F
George: The new leader of China.
2 l6 A1 p# p3 ?; r4 K2 vCondi: Hu.
, H; }8 L6 c; ^" N/ I V& e5 fGeorge: The Chinaman! 5 f ?7 t3 h4 E O: k# n, y3 T
Condi: Hu is leading China.
0 {- g: `6 r7 |. pGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 4 y% H( {. A) X7 a* L- a9 s9 }
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
% Q1 X" b3 ^. d2 }$ [' CGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? # W8 x' ?' r% ~+ Y L+ W
Condi: That's the man's name.
0 Q: [& l6 u! j) m, J6 TGeorge: That's who's name? 2 D% Q. X7 ~/ {; L' g/ ]
Condi: Yes. 1 D* C }; T! A9 h0 z/ a1 H
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? - Q; \( C. S M6 C
Condi: Yes, sir. 6 S# D" E1 I2 c. C3 n- a/ M n8 r/ U
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ! Z4 d/ y' _. J; p" j/ j; Z. G
Condi: That's correct.
- Q1 C5 A' e/ I% r# yGeorge: Then who is in China? 3 W& |" D v: e6 C: \( B
Condi: Yes, sir. 4 w& {: P" J9 E
George: Yassir is in China?
' ^2 l- `4 W- J- r& [8 f+ W% \6 y+ K% SCondi: No, sir. 1 A4 r: z( R$ B! v* e5 a4 ~
George: Then who is?
$ F" M. C" w4 V7 O f9 lCondi: Yes, sir.
% D; M4 z1 _+ ?% _" x* l" h4 d% qGeorge: Yassir?
, o7 `* U) v6 MCondi: No, sir. * {8 ]. G3 t% W
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
9 | D' B# n8 f' s TCondi: Kofi?
. f! q( F: Y5 j; Z, j' T' aGeorge: No, thanks.
) ^* s! y& C4 `Condi: You want Kofi?
# C$ q/ }9 \& V# t" ]! _7 x2 x/ ~$ pGeorge: No. * N9 D$ d C+ b6 x) m- J2 t; |
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
% B/ A( f& q% C; ]7 mGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 6 d4 @6 J0 o/ c0 i& ?) E
Condi: Yes, sir.
. }5 E: z# H9 }% n6 x6 K+ G gGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. - L0 K3 J6 | ^4 h5 y' {% g- \- ]7 O8 ~
Condi: Kofi? 0 s# o- A0 ?- g7 w4 i
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 8 a: C1 j. ]; U; Z! N4 H
Condi: And call who?
e) v* T [% R0 U y8 CGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? ( r3 N5 \( O5 }& Z/ x
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
3 w5 b: o: r1 eGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 4 C: b' o: V7 Q" d4 z
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ g$ ~! z/ q9 T- D2 u% sGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 9 p; P% Z G* l$ g
Condi: Kofi.
u( H+ s& B6 Q) m, I; G9 JGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. & f# ]) G7 r$ S8 J0 t. i8 _$ J) U
(Condi picks up the phone.) & G) K1 l3 I( J' o9 v
Condi: Rice, here.
. `( ]/ n% D/ P' e$ JGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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