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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) + N" [- }; F! d9 ]. F- \# S
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? " L; ~9 S% o8 | f* ?( J
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ' m# M0 G: C! G4 l" T; D
George: Great. Lay it on me.
# z* F' w$ V4 JCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
6 U4 u% h6 _* {3 k& {George: That's what I want to know.
& ?8 `% D0 I# y( WCondi: That's what I'm telling you. 6 f6 v( ^8 G3 }5 h& [ I4 r9 q, {
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? \8 E+ t0 |8 ?; D- Q: q7 d
Condi: Yes.
9 s$ r* u$ L) g" z/ h" h/ O/ @George: I mean the fellow's name.
, E; ~! E3 j% Q5 Z: k1 |Condi: Hu.
1 L2 V! c+ {! t1 y+ dGeorge: The guy in China. 5 {7 u4 ^0 S/ m, C& U# t# S5 _
Condi: Hu.
) c2 L! @: {1 `' sGeorge: The new leader of China. 0 h, x) C6 F$ c' v# C# C) i/ }
Condi: Hu.
4 M. Y% x" o3 ~: @0 n6 `1 }# a: X9 GGeorge: The Chinaman! - z. d& D+ j! @+ I# z
Condi: Hu is leading China. 7 e8 n% j: i, v( h5 l
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
- M* Y9 n0 ~9 hCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
, F# [" Z& d0 Q2 `$ IGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 7 ^. D! _3 S) G! y) s5 W
Condi: That's the man's name.
" v' d% w( \* g; ?& @George: That's who's name?
, t0 t/ b; c) ?Condi: Yes.
! _. T7 k; ?( Z. R/ T, G$ N$ r& BGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 4 e( I! b- t+ t8 |+ y
Condi: Yes, sir. 6 c1 A2 P# q2 Z' w- W0 `
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
; L' S o8 x! U0 o* e7 j: S1 r" pCondi: That's correct. B( j# w( K" r% Z) A0 m& ^+ _
George: Then who is in China? 3 z+ e6 E5 S5 ~5 H/ ]- O" P+ p
Condi: Yes, sir. : j" B2 y" ]6 p, V2 `
George: Yassir is in China?
: r$ u/ G& V" B# e" L. ACondi: No, sir. 6 q% U/ d8 _# v- U! @* `
George: Then who is? * l$ y& H, ]. d5 b3 o& d
Condi: Yes, sir. % T: k8 U$ R8 g
George: Yassir? ( N& R( }8 g* O0 h. P5 B; V
Condi: No, sir. ' C/ I4 C; T7 N# y
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
/ Z! H8 X" q y2 H5 B/ o" T8 @Condi: Kofi?
- f' b6 A4 y9 Z* zGeorge: No, thanks. 0 y5 S3 I% R+ P+ X1 D- y
Condi: You want Kofi?
, x" o" @3 z# Y2 b6 KGeorge: No. , L' x+ [0 X3 z: {% {& }. @* v$ X% `
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
4 _) ]+ c* g2 }* o2 K4 J) xGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
5 A* d$ [8 D$ A# ?% L6 t; W/ fCondi: Yes, sir. & }. E+ @6 d) w N: e
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. $ p, Y/ V/ ~/ F- s7 |0 c+ A Z
Condi: Kofi? % a2 F6 B3 }( Q# s7 \* ?0 S. V9 P
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
% S+ K, `5 v0 M ^. aCondi: And call who?
/ ^# _8 M4 F- |& @: v% |) uGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? # J' U- g$ Q. a; x! B( f+ y5 H, {% z
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. . [6 F ?8 i( T7 ^4 @6 X# A; N
George: Will you stay out of China?!
5 ~- ~& v4 z) Q6 f, ?9 SCondi: Yes, sir. , H. w+ }8 C8 t2 B5 ^
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. / N) p# F0 H. Y1 M6 G# H
Condi: Kofi.
1 c0 q! \5 O- ^6 A' s0 wGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
# I: N. m- Y% S; {(Condi picks up the phone.) - o& g$ k" C, Q7 ~
Condi: Rice, here.
( q& @ v) h5 w% L) i1 }. B# K% t2 ]George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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