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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

+ I) d& X" M# X) u2 U9 FGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
0 ?- P6 q/ L( y9 a- X7 c" S5 b+ SGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
4 ^" Y# X0 o3 G9 P6 ]0 D0 yGeorge: That's what I want to know.
2 t" Q& Y- [9 ^6 Q& t  p2 p; B/ c1 @; pCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
6 G  i1 c( }0 U% ?George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
( a& r" V. S' q$ G3 X  DGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
. u4 z2 p  Z* ^+ dCondi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
+ K7 P  U/ I, O! E7 ~; UCondi: Hu.
* k2 l) t9 S4 jGeorge: The new leader of China.
( G( ?+ j* P  D; w4 c$ R% aCondi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
$ c6 t. k' Y/ _# M( ~# ^George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
. P& ~. }+ k' M8 |! \- F2 MCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
9 Z$ w" D. ~3 E# \5 NCondi: That's the man's name.
8 |: ]* o' \/ v: m' B5 tGeorge: That's who's name?
7 C; l" k0 H$ j" I6 s+ R* c) M5 LCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
8 [& F5 j% h0 ^: n8 u) F' \Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
8 K/ s5 p3 _* W* X: B0 _) rCondi: Yes, sir.
% D( A  _& o  Y; w! B1 rGeorge: Yassir is in China?
9 E# ?: G1 S5 Y$ w9 c/ `Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
  q' \. H2 I" T. k# I& b& bCondi: Yes, sir.
5 S4 Y. y1 v% ?0 o" @( RGeorge: Yassir?
$ [& H; U$ L. B# }0 w1 ]6 ~Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
8 D6 C: D% @% {3 z/ yCondi: Kofi?
4 n7 f/ c2 Q+ G( g% M' x2 w: kGeorge: No, thanks.
! _& ~9 P) n5 D. y8 m0 Z1 H+ ^  yCondi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
, H( S  _3 m8 k& ACondi: You don't want Kofi.
7 S% X3 W. }5 w  Q; x9 XGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
0 G0 }/ D/ |& J# C5 E9 RCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
  Y  g0 t# L% A$ C3 t3 PGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
# P% f" i7 \* Y6 B/ u" X, HCondi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
/ l4 u5 i% Z* A1 @1 J, e7 _) mCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
4 V8 z( F* L, s( YGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
; \7 D7 W; `4 F6 \! M/ dCondi: Yes, sir.
' h( i+ j" _+ N' ]George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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