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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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( D% d9 r6 f0 x* H4 G' bDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
$ s5 D5 _4 X! KNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. . Z. o: N) T$ E
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 2 c4 Y0 _$ h5 C, a9 y0 O
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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w' y7 r# x. uThe third man married a school teacher.
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* p; a$ E4 R! G7 R3 \Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
% }6 _" p& l$ k" d6 mbut teachers are just too frigid".! _1 S! J2 @& d- ^, L4 j9 e6 n
# { z' R8 q9 N# r$ c/ B, aThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
3 @1 \2 `! V$ T) t0 e* }: Ronly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
7 P: |) c2 I; \would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The : Y- _5 L! ?# B# K6 ]/ A+ X
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's + p# q; J$ A# G. y
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
9 g6 ?* T+ }+ f5 [: O( pwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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: E R9 \& W$ }+ XAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast ; ^1 K8 p6 g9 f% m, v' [
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back # ?; t7 H) e l$ u$ l! \+ M6 |
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.9 h! z1 Z3 W4 ~/ ?
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ) B% l' r8 W. G7 F* I4 F8 R
their voices." ; N5 L& b0 S9 Z
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I ' K* i% F% G+ R" T7 d# M1 u
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
g! ~0 L6 O6 m! a$ D7 _! _- [- dthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 2 g' U7 u- b- c9 ~2 ^" a, ^- K$ K$ A
calling any minute.7 B! l0 |% b2 C4 v# c# {
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast. o& v) j' U* f: [
. U# ^- \7 ]& M0 x. TDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The ) q" w b( @) k: }: L$ w1 D8 t0 X; k9 |
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 4 h( [5 m# k w$ c6 `% c& |
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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# q2 ?% Z8 b% ?4 }6 x6 D& pJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 7 Y1 h# C9 z& {4 a5 R% K7 h
fight?"
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( d* N7 Z: d! m. Z: xThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
9 s6 R" T$ k+ w+ D" c! Ya school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
1 }. ~! n: m T% Yare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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