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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.we # d% Q' E- W1 q3 B0 g' \6 W% W
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  two who and who?
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. b+ v1 o% i, S+ k7 l0 `9 X  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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8 @0 T& z* t; ~8 W; F  2.how are you ? how old are you? ( S5 @* Y+ m' c/ m! v* [

) |! h/ S6 f- G. s' p+ y$ @2 W% m; R  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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4 V$ F% L. y7 d5 H: l  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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# |0 G  n. h+ K9 @  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你   m% p' B% l5 f) e; ~5 e; s; ~; N, J  b
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
  f1 H9 B6 _5 ~1 h2 \together up !
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5 Q2 d' Y9 S( p1 ?7 I  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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- u8 d9 M4 ]* o- c8 N1 p  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have + D( F* Q9 r6 }- S' F
nothing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝
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: k- Q  ~6 g3 n0 o5 {# s  6.you me you me 0 u( B: |! l! g. O- E  U+ C& F* n
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  彼此彼此 % h5 s' Z8 `, i2 q8 A( u

; C$ q" E& S! T2 K6 X) N1 i  7.You Give Me Stop!! 9 p1 z) V# s* x( {2 z# \6 n

0 Q# H8 z( b- T/ `* k% h  V' w  你给我站住! 8 U9 g5 a, j% r& J" y3 u+ g
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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3 y/ P# j; D3 x( l% \! |3 @0 v  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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, ^( {. t: R  e  W; s1 w  9.WATCH SISTER : A$ J; Y' H" M
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  表妹   M7 l4 _9 G" S, A& a
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 , j7 K9 y$ A5 C6 Y& k9 ^: w

  ]" [& T$ ]: t) b0 g1 R: @  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die   n" o* _' _4 z$ k# R1 z/ n
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  车祸现场描述 8 B- I- F2 x# x/ V

- m  O( q/ n  r: \% k  f  a! q  13.heart flower angry open ' B/ I7 s9 e% S: }4 r! v1 f
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  心花怒放
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  14.go past no mistake past
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+ u) \& r( P  K+ C% ?  走过路过,不要错过
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1 \' t* N) b! q7 g# [$ }6 [# B  F  15.小明:I am sorry! 1 ^7 G) z0 @0 y* Y* H
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  老外:I am sorry too!
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" w" P$ g3 [( \; g  小明:I am sorry three!
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& \5 T/ `0 K/ R  老外:What are you sorry for? - G. Q/ E0 w/ Y

" `+ u# e) R% _- L  小明:I am sorry five! 4 R6 @' c0 r1 I! \" k
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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8 O' z& l0 u$ l7 _4 J7 S  要钱没有,要命一条 : B% U5 `$ e" ^$ J4 @

" Q* U/ i* v% Z, {: v) B  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. ! A" e" Q7 i( n- U7 q( W. Q/ S) E

* u" O7 b! S$ n( T' @( ~4 n* S" o1 e  我叫李老大,今年25。 % D, p1 T; f/ k9 j- m
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  18.you have two down son。 6 B1 O, @6 u5 N% j

* g1 g' J0 V5 N) _! w  你有两下子。 . ?' q9 ~+ b# N% |& b
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  19.as far as you go to die 6 |: ]/ P, \- d% |  a/ v; d
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  有多远,死多远!!!! 9 a8 M) I( Q# U- i6 O
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
3 e" Y) @8 y( j6 `- k; }my face.
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9 R; V) X! ^1 G; g- a4 C- P* g给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~
/ j. o8 y, z" i* q/ G我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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