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Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-3-6 01:44 PM:6 h& [9 \; F, h* U( [
调情= 电视美食节目
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恋爱= 炒锅放油
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结婚= 焖锅
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情感箴言= 按个人口味调制咸淡 & v4 g! O# I4 a% b
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Soooooooo funny. Need some bigger plates, oh A big one? |
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