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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. 8 Z2 `: {! Z, l. ]: b4 m2 a
8 `. q+ D: t2 J# {9 F. fThen send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. ) [ _: T |3 d# {% c }, v
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Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
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If they are counting the bricks. $ d8 x9 v! ~" d B4 [
Put them in the accounts department. : l$ S$ \8 o: O2 a) z/ { ?
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If they are recounting them.. " X7 v: D1 V0 d1 {7 a
Put them in auditing.
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2 h/ q$ N r6 ~+ s& N% W7 i- Y6 BIf they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. ) ~7 q! h9 ?) k" I! y. p
Put them in engineering.
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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. / M3 V9 f+ R$ i9 F
Put them in planning.
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* ]1 @( k' B# J7 F; m+ r2 zIf they are throwing the bricks at each other. 9 ]/ J/ G6 S$ z( h: G: D% V
Put them in operations. 2 y5 n2 Q: @( I' Z2 n3 B% {* ?
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If they are sleeping. * I& v8 D% Y+ a4 w' I( | y
Put them in security. ! p' ~" q0 s- f
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If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
5 R( j4 H6 d2 `; `Put them in information technology.
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If they are sitting idle.
3 i+ L V Z7 `8 Q0 M& TPut them in human resources. 9 F/ }/ z. o F3 s
/ K- C- t3 j! CIf they say they have tried different combinations, yet & v" P) V* v- `* q8 `4 ]9 J
not a brick has been moved.
' u& Y+ G8 d8 ]8 a2 F6 qPut them in sales. 3 ?4 n: b8 h0 B1 l z
! Z0 o+ X3 B1 b/ z) x: {% sIf they have already left for the day. 2 `% q2 ]6 z# y3 e" m5 e
Put them in marketing.
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If they are staring out of the window. ; x% c5 C6 w3 C. J
Put them on strategic planning. ! U \& p, g1 }9 b0 h
0 l& Z& |8 D% P2 y9 E* yAnd then last but not least.
# y7 z+ R. P1 W0 E, P5 r! A9 u# n1 U3 hIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. 2 ?# ]# E8 b9 a) ?- ~
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Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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