Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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' }. L" G9 A1 t( O, y" ?1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

, j/ |7 O9 v$ z3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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+ b; @/ R5 [( X) C  s4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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* z$ w. V. @% ]( J5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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' |5 P. r5 R# s! }) W7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

" U) w& m: N2 c7 |# }11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"