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NEVER SAY TO A COP: % B: Z8 j& j8 i b, Z
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ' d- ~0 p) Q) O+ h; \) q+ x
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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% x( b, c' V* I1 H% Y3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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# {, k! J# w, @3 n9 B7 [* g5. Are You Andy or Barney? + a4 v F( t$ E* c
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 2 ]# Q: V7 f- \3 c: t( {7 i
4 J ~2 U9 M5 T3 j7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? + M/ E* Y5 D ~
, D7 f. ^% ?1 m0 Z* q6 T8. I pay your salary! . |6 S# T& j$ q7 c$ M
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 7 P8 { a4 C& W4 J! Y. r7 u: Q5 v
4 x& ^6 `5 f+ `1 b10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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& P8 I- W& {! P1 l4 G8 Y' t11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. , @) v3 C7 y7 t2 H
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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