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NEVER SAY TO A COP: 8 v$ f' ~9 W4 C3 f; ~
# N+ Q" Z3 B# r, r& y& M8 q2 q! O1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 8 k2 k: W e0 ^4 E
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? + b# j5 t! X# G/ }4 ]* E
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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# m8 t# P5 y( f1 a! O) m; \- O; ?5. Are You Andy or Barney? & b2 h K4 W5 o" z' F' `3 @' Q( o9 c; w" a
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. . k! E* b1 Y$ @7 |9 R) F
; J& J& Y/ x7 H) e1 J* c1 _7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 3 K/ [& _& ^' d( |) D5 Q
' L7 [. q/ J3 `0 o& F M4 ?8. I pay your salary!
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( k1 S$ s, B" U. T6 }9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! & ], x+ e* b" K+ n3 p# M) E7 e" K" C
2 l8 T" {9 m! z) b10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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0 s* b. @ M; Y* {6 M4 l9 y% c11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. : H7 ~( d4 \+ b# I! a
: O8 t: H2 g. P6 K; ]/ B; h12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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