Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

# k$ Y8 ?. D8 a2 \, x& _1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2 }2 j; v2 E' U0 t$ c2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

& r4 J! C3 f3 o. X% p( {3 L2 f3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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) b  `' H! y. d9 L) T2 t4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

9 S# `6 @4 t0 ?2 [7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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& Z5 [0 S4 n- I0 B6 K8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

& I% X" _! K4 z( k/ B11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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3 k4 S+ h. N- B12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"