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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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4 r' J4 q) Z6 U- o7 i: n+ CA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'! d2 Z" G# g+ y+ l% v3 q6 s1 u3 v
0 y1 J5 |: j$ V6 V: b4 E/ w. jThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'7 \, U2 |( t, Q4 R6 W
2 w9 {3 U, A/ X- @The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'5 ?9 X: W- R9 M4 {4 e
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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1 d5 A2 g& J J5 E3 F- V+ ~That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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1 `2 x7 _2 l4 [! SPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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% b& t/ y4 m% K4 uThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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