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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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6 p1 e/ d* r" X3 H) k: \The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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6 k$ `7 U, T0 U9 v1 PThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'# u8 l+ U. i3 ?* C% t% S7 i( H
+ d: g* @) X3 K3 t: J4 WThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'5 C; q9 O3 N' ]9 |& v
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'6 n* X1 b% m' ]' S9 \$ p9 o0 S) B
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'' ]8 K# B ?( K% G. \4 l* U" \
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'! Y' I$ ]( _" p( j# Y& w, n
% w2 O+ `$ F) Q' {' L ?She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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