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, k N4 W1 r6 y, k( M! V/ jA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'5 V, \( L: k# I, d
; ~' t; R% q* K% \; t" l5 MThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'6 {/ H9 @0 M- Q x2 C+ e: S
( J8 _, W! i3 |4 x* n- Q5 j* uThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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8 i8 V" \( K+ l i1 C. fThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'% q3 w8 x; x g7 z: ~
/ a# [' d* h. g1 E. BThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'6 R! M& X6 e8 o$ k6 S
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !': D( n4 h- T# s9 y
+ j8 x M" W. _# Q0 _Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?' _6 `* [6 f' u- r' z
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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