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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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4 I+ O9 H! e+ J _$ C9 Z. QA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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+ ~- e G1 s+ l G8 eThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.', c; z. U% R j2 v5 f
0 w9 R( I& e* F/ \' NThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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8 I7 F3 g8 g, P) T5 q9 `+ jThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'% {& Q9 J6 i( z. _
! L3 I" c1 B' d# F& p( n5 LThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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9 h5 g* m* p) R4 _/ GHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'# Q$ z( z6 u s% O
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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' a5 q% {/ f6 G9 D8 qPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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