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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 2 A+ I9 S! D2 u: N# p
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'; z: I! }! M" \9 c
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'* T% v5 S! F4 u8 w' K
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'0 Y$ [! o( K c. i8 Z- M
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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. I ]" [( A' u3 G( e4 XThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'" d+ b1 {( R) c4 b* v
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'' x E2 W/ U- W \3 u. ]/ {0 _. K
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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3 V7 M: @# M' G+ C% }; YPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'- T1 D0 a. J4 {6 K
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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