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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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7 ~9 m& F! @" O$ ]The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'; J8 T7 G9 q5 F8 h! @
1 B( V l+ ^- t# s$ a) g# s( LThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'" L O- l+ o0 u3 ]
8 A7 M% {2 Z$ _% ZThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'% E% y& D' e0 n1 k8 T( m$ s, J
1 U, p2 W- _" H; A. P i( cThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'! b6 \! L& e" _0 a' m- U- H7 R
5 H4 h$ t6 q1 W3 K" d. aThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'6 ?9 [ V# W& v
; H! f0 U1 C* V! xHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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3 B8 A7 P8 K" R" k1 }' XPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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