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" w4 E- H# C% P/ H+ eA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'- \$ W9 b+ Y! j6 c6 |) h1 ?' y5 e
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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1 p2 J5 w7 T4 ]# J$ J# d' iThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'* H# P6 ]9 n* Y2 {1 O" B+ F
# l- U( V+ s' K- @% Y7 S* w0 _( n; bThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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$ F8 b" w" V4 Y" N( GThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'2 ?/ K, _0 Y! V: b4 r
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'/ U9 o% W1 m" X, x7 e U! f4 D
' \. \8 x3 Q; [: ~She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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