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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'% l8 L( V8 L8 `
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'6 Z6 ^) H& Q N+ ?$ ^/ f, j7 y
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'* H2 X. ^7 g& s9 v/ ^. J& {
2 W' u- |% T4 b& P5 nThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'/ i7 d; l5 r8 }: |
h1 A5 _7 R1 H; ^; t5 fHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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! i8 K3 J0 Q W$ K- e8 B; VShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'7 v0 c2 y2 }& S; {4 z/ o5 c1 P
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'* }. S3 u U9 a
2 G6 O6 r, w I2 f, L XThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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