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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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$ |( ~& [+ F' d* fThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'$ f; ]6 E! ^* B/ P5 T/ M
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'2 P& i. V; b1 r# L
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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& R6 S8 {' |7 p, t8 t* LHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'. W/ P$ d9 p) L7 Q
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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