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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 3 Z7 w- N w) H+ q- A- @
% |( h+ n$ y" r0 g' K: A ~) G$ x" V* SA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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" k$ T0 X+ Y# h9 Z1 h) BThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'% U$ c3 u1 q' W/ i, ` H
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'& e B d6 o# v: m/ p
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'1 J; h+ D7 X8 p% o S: _
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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