The Colonoscopy

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
, K1 }$ h& z( z( ^" jtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

, A4 c+ F" ~4 W3 F'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
- ]! Q, B3 O1 h8 V2 Z4 s'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
; M9 R% q, N- X" O: S. a'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
+ M' s! H- \( Y0 M'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

6 d" P" m: O8 |) p& @% ?All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
' G3 Y5 d" x5 Z7 q' C4 ?Within a few days,
7 w7 @9 K0 v- c3 r* S: wthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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the legs
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/ ~9 U" Z) x$ r% ?the eyes
got watery,
and the
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' P/ [2 [8 b6 ?6 A2 t0 }was toxic.
They all decided that the
7 v! h' V' \/ c2 [rectum should be the boss.
+ p, z# k! B' I% b1 BThe Moral of the story?
, }; W- h8 o5 y1 \The ass hole is usually the one in charge!



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* V, @/ f/ x  }* A! u[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
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