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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
3 t/ h' _: [. P: p- x' {trying to decide who was the one in charge.; b, R2 S8 M2 Z. n% V7 F
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,5 r; \9 M9 G9 U2 N6 s3 H: N g
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'5 K" F4 O# G7 s3 F0 n4 K! ]
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,$ G7 _8 s/ G& ?, i9 L" Q8 |& O
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'7 V% |5 b+ [! x, m* a4 D% D: e
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, b0 { k7 G _, D! [$ c'I should be in charge,' said the2 f* O) d' S( Y3 _
stomach
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) t: U( _3 D' P7 P'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
|! F6 c6 _# s) ]' f5 d 'I should be in charge,' said the legs,( O+ g# z M( y! X$ X
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,- j0 V7 o% _. d6 i: W' t. \: z2 ~
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
0 t# o; J/ w3 c 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
! p( X, {( G/ k3 F, w4 F" n'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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9 v& H- _4 V. \ n; v( `All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
/ z# \, |& S# z, B# Cand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.) \4 B7 @+ Y) w0 j
Within a few days,
( G2 Z) n7 _0 A4 j2 X1 c. L- Tthe brain had a terrible headache,
U8 Q6 b8 \. l8 Tthe stomach
+ p ?5 V$ B1 G% M8 _& T% bwas bloated,
3 R. H& B# x0 n, Vthe legs
) m% w, G6 u; tgot wobbly,
( m, J0 R+ _# a4 F5 w- mthe eyes
" [4 u S5 A5 Ugot watery,
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, ], P h# v' P/ X6 Cblood
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" ^2 I- u9 d6 l9 kThey all decided that the, u G8 B. K' `& I; j% D
rectum should be the boss. h+ A* F4 f5 I0 l: d7 @
The Moral of the story?
) y2 N- G9 m$ D. d3 [: `0 |; VThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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