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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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& F& [- {& ~+ r# Z% _* Q  h/ ?& GAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,5 b+ F% y' @! n/ K3 K$ D
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,( j+ {1 M: a8 d5 |) h
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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! r# I7 G2 n$ t'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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7 r, ~& h1 {3 X, v: J6 k- u'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach
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2 B0 \: t8 x* k* L2 R( |'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,5 ?& T' S7 E! |) E8 q
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'0 r4 n( V# v9 }5 l) X

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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: M3 s9 |& G$ X0 Y7 d'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
2 `% Q* r1 l- s6 O'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
6 I9 [$ E, t5 C: B# zand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,% L2 s/ q: s0 a% A
the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,( b: x2 F; J( M. U( P0 O% o; r
the
eyes
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got watery,, A5 P- D. i" ]
and the
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blood
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was toxic.
) B9 O+ h7 ?- M0 k: }They all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.
- c& z4 |6 W0 c" j$ UThe Moral of the story?
5 j! U8 I2 o& E9 ]The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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% Q! U+ ]/ t, W$ s- mWhere you got this so funning story!
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