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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
, K1 }$ h& z( z( ^" jtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,& K& f4 P: ?2 n. L+ q4 H
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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, A4 c+ F" ~4 W3 F'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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- ]! Q, B3 O1 h8 V2 Z4 s'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the6 b( r# I+ M, m% R& X9 L2 ~
stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,6 o/ G# v$ [3 \4 g" Q5 y2 j
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,( C, \( q$ {; c' a
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
+ M' s! H- \( Y0 M'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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6 d" P" m: O8 |) p& @% ?All the other body parts laughed at the rectum+ K! T1 U) i' T& S% {5 D9 C
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

' G3 Y5 d" x5 Z7 q' C4 ?Within a few days,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,8 b; r' K! D' x
the
legs
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got wobbly,
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got watery,! V7 f) `4 \5 j7 s+ T, P
and the

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blood
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was toxic." {# h2 `/ |" U! G7 W: p# {; b$ ~) [
They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
+ p, z# k! B' I% b1 BThe Moral of the story?
, }; W- h8 o5 y1 \The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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* V, @/ f/ x  }* A! u[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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Where you got this so funning story!
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