The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

0 g5 O! l) |! wAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
+ z. {3 F/ H* M0 P) A'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
0 ^" r) D0 J  y$ a. E! A+ A'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
' l8 q2 Z+ t  j$ {'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
5 g" P6 I7 n8 Jstomach
,
6 t" p# F' E9 M* S  b. x. Q# {- j. n'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
; L( ~( G7 P' @- @2 G9 e'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
2 b: Q) T' R6 P8 y6 \6 j5 x' K'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

5 L8 Q# A! d- X8 r% v. E) X; O'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
. h8 p( c- l- z4 g6 @'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
; Q* r+ ?# i3 e'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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% b0 r9 D3 q0 I% ?All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
7 J. g0 X+ N: G5 ]2 XWithin a few days,
) c, s6 f' d5 t( A: i  d/ nthe brain had a terrible headache,
' E# h$ P! J3 w* Nthe stomach
was bloated,
1 j. a6 x& ?6 @% G4 tthe legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
0 X1 u' @- f+ g/ sgot watery,
7 \2 r' k' m: r- `and the
blood
was toxic.
+ [# L' ]' U/ x, B. GThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
4 V2 c9 e+ y6 qThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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! X% U! M# t6 g6 F: d[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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! Q' S. d- \1 z3 TWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.