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4 E, A6 H! ?, K g& W6 U, eAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,# Y5 B: h2 _9 u1 Z& {' t
trying to decide who was the one in charge.$ a' O m& N% U4 f1 H; ~* \
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
1 R5 o( R! A% W& ] p8 ?'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.', [7 E4 `9 ]6 e4 w/ }7 ^. K
. v6 t U( O7 e# E'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
S5 V: e5 `$ F9 t* e# X'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'# l& n1 P( R) u# X1 ?" `
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'I should be in charge,' said the- J; F% A+ b) [; Z, G/ z2 a
stomach, ?5 T( s9 } H1 O$ u
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2 ^- f. ?& n' t( P/ q'because I process food and give all of you energy.'+ r2 u5 S( W+ d2 s
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,# D! I* A; @ Z( l& i$ v* e
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.') @! e9 _5 c3 K+ V6 \6 F: b
: ~2 ]9 M: ]8 x F'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,9 z O" E+ P9 t5 @
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'* l% W, ` L, O' h: M
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
. Y! c# f+ k4 x$ Z! j. E- d'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum- U' H2 j3 b) A$ o5 D# m, p4 v
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.! t+ P( w) G$ e0 }# N
Within a few days,
" u9 M4 |2 q$ c" fthe brain had a terrible headache,) e4 i8 g# e) U9 ~) o6 {2 B! J
the stomach
3 E) @0 n, d) U m4 y/ b. @was bloated,
! x A& E3 \# s- ~the legs
4 p3 d( c1 _/ P: Y3 M7 I; Rgot wobbly,7 D5 c9 ^6 s, C
the eyes
$ A! k$ t& l: k9 h" Agot watery,; w; w+ B! w$ r1 e2 E" V2 r. q
and the
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" T* i, m. y0 N8 [was toxic.. y# { T# w" W+ Y3 H/ n2 m
They all decided that the. Q" J5 N a, l5 `9 {3 k* L$ M0 ^
rectum should be the boss.
F! P9 s g4 GThe Moral of the story?
2 b5 C9 c: N! Z! z& f yThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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