The Colonoscopy

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6 n: [8 p6 R- ]- FAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
: `( l2 Z2 Z0 m1 v+ itrying to decide who was the one in charge.
2 Y  j2 H1 O" ['I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

9 j/ K# K# J& e- h  z'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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, U' Q8 B  @. v- Q" ]( Q$ p- A'I should be in charge,' said the
/ e3 i9 H5 h* f: N8 X' Zstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
  A6 R) U. M! V8 o'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

; ?% g. K" V2 b* s) q0 W$ s! h6 c6 n'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
7 W- N7 v1 Y0 T'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

8 _. J5 ?9 `) C* g2 |& yAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
8 s6 Y4 N0 c+ k4 ~- ]* LWithin a few days,
. z8 O4 p" h8 ^  Othe brain had a terrible headache,
- q  F; o0 o. V4 _- |# K- v, t8 Jthe stomach
was bloated,
# H3 x2 U  [6 Y1 j; a4 Ithe legs
got wobbly,
$ f- R9 H# N" k7 [. k" z" @! Athe eyes
5 A  f' m* \! {- l- j  fgot watery,
and the
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was toxic.
$ ~; i8 u) P7 P' l. ~0 iThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
$ F- s* x+ ?# R4 N" G$ {The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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* k* H: ~2 i# C+ i: Q! c) q[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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0 K, G, U; ]3 r( C" z* G# S. X# uWhere you got this so funning story!
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