The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

/ M! X( ?2 l0 F: ?All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
9 j7 {5 C" t" z8 b( R7 C" _trying to decide who was the one in charge.
' @/ x, i: ?9 }'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
: b( a9 C' {) z'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

+ B5 c/ a+ e& W2 _- B2 E6 v  T'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
" g; [- g% _! Y' D'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



) Q+ R5 p( B. w; l( j'I should be in charge,' said the
4 G  Y2 j  P2 `/ Mstomach
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. K5 n9 Z' y- H5 Z* V'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
' m+ Y1 c0 O' F4 W2 O'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
" V$ m$ M$ i  s  O$ D7 t* k% s'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

/ h$ ^6 N  `1 ^; L! B+ gAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
- U( w! u' j, Z3 @( Sand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
- J, V& A7 Q9 N9 R, X' Z& vWithin a few days,
5 \% v& }$ ?: Q, }the brain had a terrible headache,
" o% e' m/ [8 _" j, X: Sthe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
5 R8 v$ j6 @" r. `7 x) [) zthe eyes
! ]. b% A/ i5 q$ N6 y; C6 G% e0 ^got watery,
and the
blood
' T9 z" m9 a. d/ n! E) j3 Uwas toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
$ S$ W$ J) |* p/ ]' dThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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3 L( }, R& D: V$ H. z/ a9 {Where you got this so funning story!
" c" p9 s1 d% u$ v% ~1 u3 d( R8 t% o. ~I like it.