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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,5 r; \9 M9 G9 U2 N6 s3 H: N  g
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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stomach

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,( O+ g# z  M( y! X$ X
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,- j0 V7 o% _. d6 i: W' t. \: z2 ~
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
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Within a few days,
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stomach
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was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,
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eyes
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got watery,
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blood
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was toxic.
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rectum should be the boss.  h+ A* F4 f5 I0 l: d7 @
The Moral of the story?
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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Haha!; r, `# M# U% A6 E$ {6 O/ `; O; x
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Where you got this so funning story!
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