The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
: i/ d* L# X8 N' Q'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 S" r' Z5 X) M! k" g) B: g'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

6 F4 R) J7 S( k6 K'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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! o9 D8 F3 J0 D9 ^6 f8 q8 J9 r- v'I should be in charge,' said the
4 A* N( _3 }7 n$ D- S: N: vstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
# _7 ?; D1 W* x'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
; p1 b: e  |0 A'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
/ b% a7 ~! P0 `4 e0 R" n- R, o# @- y'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
9 i  U; `% S1 z: ~# u0 o# x'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
% E5 b# J- G( r  F. r- t'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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9 u# W* X  y4 n1 {" F3 VAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
, @" f  x& T; p4 BWithin a few days,
' B9 r" _( S, Q" p8 {4 xthe brain had a terrible headache,
: }. [- c- e$ M* x* Ithe stomach
4 Z7 q* U; q. \% @4 P0 b: b! gwas bloated,
8 l5 d( g7 s  |* Bthe legs
# F( n# f4 ?- p6 C% f: x0 ^got wobbly,
( F8 I/ d/ q' R8 o& Kthe eyes
8 ?8 K3 O. @' ?: kgot watery,
and the
blood
0 n9 O0 P* v& I% B! `was toxic.
: }6 w  I* T9 l7 l8 SThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
# G2 J1 d- u5 x% E& Y3 g/ qThe Moral of the story?
. h  l' H" n( S. a- A, K7 QThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!



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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

+ w, u! s9 w, Y, x  d6 S" VWhere you got this so funning story!
  G  U+ ]  B( G/ y0 nI like it.