The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

4 E, A6 H! ?, K  g& W6 U, eAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
1 R5 o( R! A% W& ]  p8 ?'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

. v6 t  U( O7 e# E'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
  S5 V: e5 `$ F9 t* e# X'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
2 ^- f. ?& n' t( P/ q'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

: ~2 ]9 M: ]8 x  F'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
. Y! c# f+ k4 x$ Z! j. E- d'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
" u9 M4 |2 q$ c" fthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
3 E) @0 n, d) U  m4 y/ b. @was bloated,
! x  A& E3 \# s- ~the legs
4 p3 d( c1 _/ P: Y3 M7 I; Rgot wobbly,
the eyes
$ A! k$ t& l: k9 h" Agot watery,
and the
8 d% j6 e9 n/ g" G3 Rblood
" T* i, m. y0 N8 [was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
  F! P9 s  g4 GThe Moral of the story?
2 b5 C9 c: N! Z! z& f  yThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.