The Colonoscopy

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& F& [- {& ~+ r# Z% _* Q  h/ ?& GAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

! r# I7 G2 n$ t'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



7 r, ~& h1 {3 X, v: J6 k- u'I should be in charge,' said the
! i- w; s3 ]( ^4 u; Tstomach
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2 B0 \: t8 x* k* L2 R( |'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
& G4 P1 }% K8 N( u' J'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

) k3 P5 e1 r, E2 \, Z; l& l1 C'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: M3 s9 |& G$ X0 Y7 d'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
+ Y5 K" X% J1 @$ u4 [' v'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
2 `% Q* r1 l- s6 O'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
6 I9 [$ E, t5 C: B# zand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
. c; r( ]4 E0 T6 P8 Jwas bloated,
8 m2 Y+ e3 H* s9 |4 ?7 N! ^* A9 Tthe legs
, B/ ]. |  A1 ugot wobbly,
the eyes
9 L# `4 {; R+ h3 @got watery,
and the
blood
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) B9 O+ h7 ?- M0 k: }They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
- c& z4 |6 W0 c" j$ UThe Moral of the story?
5 j! U8 I2 o& E9 ]The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

% Q! U+ ]/ t, W$ s- mWhere you got this so funning story!
0 \8 _, N6 l! m0 [5 MI like it.