The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
/ N! ]$ u' a' d6 ['I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

9 L. f1 |, }+ v6 I0 P( I4 _; W'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
& b  ^" u5 L$ E" I5 o'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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9 R5 \# f2 Y/ q  f: |, l* X'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
* q, B8 o, B& P9 F" s'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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  w8 c4 M. X8 T% ?1 a1 l# `0 O. O'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
" V3 x: W6 Y; N! R! c% L) V'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
  U; k: t' O9 i' ['I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
7 j4 |' j+ ~% @6 Z, m0 {% s'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
" A+ |/ [! Y/ z+ `: sthe stomach
was bloated,
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9 ?/ c  {+ Q! ~3 v# F, I. Mgot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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& j( H! ^  `/ z7 ablood
8 P* `$ z2 i# q. I+ Nwas toxic.
0 @+ o; J/ H! n; FThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
$ [( r9 R/ e( O) XThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
' B" h+ ?! z- Q/ J( F) j' s1 e5 ^$ xI like it.