The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

! [0 y- Z9 Y6 l4 k9 mAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
# X) ^7 a& e' s& @trying to decide who was the one in charge.
# M! z  I5 g, b: M% E'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
7 S8 f0 |" P# ^" K2 R' h. I5 l6 h'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
" n, Z/ z9 M2 P" K( X: i'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
, g* B6 a( Y6 L% b' B'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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+ |! L1 V5 \( K6 V'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
6 a& T: l% {2 b) C1 ^7 E'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
  O. G: M7 F7 F$ _the legs
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the eyes
' t! Z; N5 R7 c; Egot watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
9 x: x' y' }  G- n( V# ?7 ]% g" dThe Moral of the story?
% {3 E% g9 k3 F: J9 k$ PThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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0 _# E9 ~0 z( r) X) P[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

# v) a1 m# g: t( t9 BWhere you got this so funning story!
2 N0 e- i% x4 J: F8 f* J% r4 cI like it.