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4 A- u( N3 e3 z1 w2 h sAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
6 `' L( e$ L9 {3 f" I6 ztrying to decide who was the one in charge.
. x5 W9 ]0 ?; l& w5 K. a3 c: Z; P'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
6 @/ a7 e; y3 K" x! n' L! ~'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
0 | `( Y5 h% l% ~: c# I2 D1 y" S'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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: C0 M2 M% `9 P, m'I should be in charge,' said the
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1 _3 j; o, ~3 A'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
& K3 B3 }0 q0 K' F'I should be in charge,' said the legs, e# k8 a. m7 t2 R% @
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
1 P( k) ]# F9 P6 f'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
2 J! |$ ]* {) e( e h7 W'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
& ]% E8 f) }+ @( a4 z8 B: a'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum. m! m9 H; H6 {
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
9 U8 y2 Z* d5 U' |5 O1 ^! b1 [9 gWithin a few days,) r! V: C6 Y4 O' z( V
the brain had a terrible headache,
! f; t- f3 ~9 }: k8 Qthe stomach
4 H- |, a# _& [, u/ ?was bloated,
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got wobbly,: Z! ?7 P7 `, d
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blood
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They all decided that the
7 A+ b4 S* \6 jrectum should be the boss.
! W, f( W; o( I7 kThe Moral of the story?
6 e9 I' m! [ N; a" l v3 V* _3 `The ass hole is usually the one in charge!% b: _- {0 M2 P" x- ?$ C
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