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Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. ) R3 i( Z0 p6 Z3 B7 f) D
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. % u9 L7 G3 o( H9 O4 u# C8 r! ]
& r* A2 M: c6 h0 d' ?1 qIn the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket." ( Q, Q# R& n5 V5 B
; m9 F- o# X% p1 G8 C+ X7 r' K0 s5 DThe man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
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* } f( j/ N, {+ S( f1 |2 PThe woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles. : W4 E3 F8 N4 a7 i( ^$ J" V2 j
1 o) F: g; ^* m5 m9 y3 G% p1 T; }! V8 T. n"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!" |
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