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Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. / M# Z6 z1 r. k3 L- |" @
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. a1 e; i" v- E' d) \
' T- m4 J" ]3 e4 f+ [5 |0 nIn the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
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4 K7 B3 h& \! Z) e- W7 AThe man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
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The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
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"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!" |
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