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Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. 2 m. A7 w# ]) l L7 G! X3 k7 u
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. + z. s# q8 n' t9 }9 r
3 V. {* O* G: JIn the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
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The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
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$ U3 _+ W' T2 q* R4 | S4 SThe woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles. " `9 s: D" J& }6 F. a
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"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!" |
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