Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
5 y+ o) }5 b" [% j/ U$ p( W( cOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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! l( H/ [" z% N0 Y3 @, @& S2 MThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

; d; r/ `5 |9 U3 I, z8 D6 wLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

0 H" F& X4 n/ B) G( l* l7 nThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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# {; K3 {: }$ u+ n4 @4 PThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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2 O# ]6 @8 N. U" ^' \The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
. i  d. \* M& B- U* WA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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, D) B6 T8 N( W7 a- t' C" q" p4 ]The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

& f" s+ b$ ?; P8 t2 z) |0 e/ TThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

$ G0 ^+ z& P' q8 o& p; M) SThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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  [; V5 h( _- L9 |9 J4 E+ GBlonde Sky Divers
' ?" F5 Z$ F" P' H7 PA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

9 o* B- v6 i" r8 o9 QThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

山翁