Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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4 X: b. F+ W1 ^" Y3 qThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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+ F) j* r/ D" n' AThe blonde started laughing.

: R2 G# V+ v* d7 {8 E6 WThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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+ g$ J) z4 O+ pThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

" ~: l% f7 _$ R6 `7 ULivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

9 k& L+ Q$ x& nThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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2 f4 B  |0 x' a5 G2 \- W9 X6 ORowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

, u, Z; i3 X# r" j. \& RTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
5 Y& _) F/ E. o4 ^A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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" O  f* ]: N$ ]8 K9 }3 IThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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( `3 d8 E; M/ I+ X1 O# @+ s. `% @Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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# T' R' b8 v( gSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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! j/ V! B2 e1 _1 u& k& w* @The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
+ y6 m) w3 O& {. @0 gA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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/ r3 r/ P) P1 ]In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

, r) V' R* b6 X/ e5 OThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
. q4 X% o& X% aA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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, d4 V' T7 H. p  O% PThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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7 K; v. N) g- H/ V0 a" N4 ^8 v( p( }She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

* k* u' I3 \$ y+ J- x6 y& DThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

0 C, ^& x/ i. v[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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