Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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0 c* A% z" d7 m, @5 ^, ~: BThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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* _5 Z9 ~3 ~8 G1 ~He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

  o9 a: A7 v( f) j/ \* o8 o+ bThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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. X/ O9 g9 Y6 a/ T' J8 Z2 J0 U2 cLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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- z% ~' a3 {2 W* R/ N* t* X# JThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

- V6 r8 b/ P# ]+ F& nTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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. i, t6 o+ f$ ?+ l- \1 r# m7 bThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

9 u9 r& k6 U" X8 STo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

6 ^; q2 _, F0 PThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

" `3 p6 l' L* A, O2 P* HAre You Really Sure?
) b3 i, K/ E' c" UA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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2 {! v& k. t: f' `1 A( I2 K0 b& \The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

) |, z$ k, B6 f% _Blonde Sky Divers
. T5 p+ q& M( j3 y: VA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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& g. z* g2 @+ B: SThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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' i  p/ q4 a; s0 r. }: \# E, j: aShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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3 R- e1 {7 F8 u; y) j, u( r) KThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

3 A. @6 [& \3 o0 c5 {2 [, ^[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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