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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 7 c' D5 b! J9 Y' @! {
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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9 S7 b# B* u \9 o 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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# I" t' ]; e3 R7 F2 w& F0 c 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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# Z' i3 I9 z! G/ Y1 | Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.5 G8 l: b1 S, J; {- o3 Z8 q
" R- U1 i( S6 k! h8 Y 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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) i) a6 A( c: e# |3 L Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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- M @ }6 c5 y4 l& H Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Z/ N% e$ }; k$ W: O 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。$ ^: [6 G- S; I# ~0 v9 ?
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.) Z f) @6 O9 `. W! t
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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/ i2 X! V- @3 P2 L Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.- V' J& }: Q% f: m
) p, ]; H3 s- Z 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。6 t' F4 W% R, u4 C! a
) j( O+ B+ w# Y$ w Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.3 {. Y/ G7 m) Q$ J- X0 C* W
: V' k; ^9 [1 {) J 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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3 h, y7 A6 O' K/ t3 w& R& f “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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: O1 a/ y- h" t C There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.; j$ O8 M L8 V5 b) E* x
( T+ {7 n+ q3 y2 j4 K1 G 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。% r1 u' R5 p% \; z: e0 V/ V
' w- ]1 R! l+ ?) R “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?( P5 [" ]1 B4 c
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。' ^0 X- l2 V& J7 L; Y! y
. R+ H: B' b% B/ W/ J5 j “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!0 J$ Q" H0 e+ N0 X
* s" Y% X* w) i% t$ i. I1 r9 b 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。: c! E% l' Q0 C
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When two’s company, three’s the result!& d# C& J& K% b2 @6 n# ^
7 V3 @) E: n1 G( b 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!7 _) C# d) S& _0 a! S6 S% L2 h1 h8 ?
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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) Z# E2 o% z3 m& T# g The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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6 }+ \' G t% z The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.. c# Q% O1 h, j/ }# n8 z* L, R
; Q! y: N" x7 h" j: \. U7 \ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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