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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
8 Z3 m( _7 e( ]% }/ g# W5 p原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 ; S6 T. \9 z: b3 J
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.0 C+ L' a4 L5 H' K2 _6 ]$ _' @ n& G/ T
" f8 m" ]* G1 i3 [1 A 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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3 B% t4 [: A& o% F' j, A% Y One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。3 f: l: l+ ?3 W9 J6 i) e' B/ {
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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5 k0 U, x: v& O. M" A; M! Q! [ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.* ]/ w$ _* @7 j$ U- V
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.9 Z2 E! I( y6 O1 U
. `* |9 ?/ Y" S" i; P8 f; | 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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$ Y% v( w8 b/ t/ ^: @ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life./ Q5 f; X- z. F( M
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。" i5 Q5 I" S$ g( c N4 p, l
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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, d0 j+ b( ]: ]3 H# r" Y4 c! e) \ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& ~$ T& J6 i6 a" H1 S& d; G& P
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. t* Y& l0 O$ f/ p/ e4 Y; \
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。2 d) R9 ^6 i* J2 A( X
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.% ?! T! p0 s* G8 d
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。( k3 G2 g0 c" S
4 h# _3 E+ q, [1 O$ j Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。5 o: i6 b7 j H! b( X
2 J4 h, c8 x* h7 s, Q) P Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.% y; c! r) T7 |/ E9 {
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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) v' R+ _- Q' K1 L- R" y “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning., j' b7 _% r% X O' H
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。4 z; z K' k" s' z q
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! L& |5 W9 m t1 U4 r8 e
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。! o( _, W! t! `& Y
0 @! U5 e0 l: D) W1 Q! r God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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/ R5 e" s' W7 K& a 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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# l! \! t, d6 H; A, X: p, Y When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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# }. i' {5 L7 c/ ~, L2 `- a A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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9 v# Y5 b s: O2 e 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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! U4 ^; Y% O W0 Q- I The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.8 u$ n! t1 Y z
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.# O. Y# q. p& ` H9 l
3 t* \# \+ g' i H7 y 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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