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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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' |' Q3 L+ M) B. C Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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, ` G/ p- a0 x2 l! t 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。+ i# m1 y& J+ |9 E
4 ]5 z1 B( T; Z/ d7 l& a, }* i One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 v: h& d) c2 ?0 g& P$ N8 ~1 Y0 C
/ S5 g. ]% s5 g5 | Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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( {! I4 ~' W2 j# K1 @: V+ | 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。0 }- i! k% R q2 y6 ^
, Y6 H% K! J2 Q1 o: ?+ x# P9 @ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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8 N" A% @' d E2 w' S/ L& a' q 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。' i9 _# d# I2 P+ e1 j: J
7 j2 W4 Q- z; t* G3 @2 d, s Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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7 I! ?0 y: |. z" O The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。/ Q: e8 N) I: k- J7 Z
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2 u3 `3 V. r( N) k3 t7 j/ e 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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. |6 N% h A$ p$ C" D Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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" i/ U& b/ B3 |. Q. \ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。# t a' q% m \& u
. t. f# ^0 m E9 y1 o- d/ } Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.2 L" `4 t9 @* B
5 g( p! J0 L/ g, v" c* V; Q 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。" k* K8 z0 i3 `$ h5 J; j
) t: c( y; b8 H6 w- d& w3 k Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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5 O; F3 a ~) c6 {8 F/ `+ l1 d, | 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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9 {, P. U7 _1 N! h( B: Z T: { “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。4 T2 d* O: R; E" J* f& l
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.: J6 F4 c6 ?# f) d/ a) y! o2 K6 U
3 H0 X4 D, n2 P8 Q( O9 n: E 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。( b" y7 ` M6 X5 @% r, W
- q! S& ^( o" S “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!/ a6 x6 q9 o8 A6 @& ]
' C" f% n' A& O- a8 k 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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2 Q, ?1 P* m6 R" X God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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' r& _ i6 V3 U t! a! u 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 C" @9 F; l/ ?3 F" Z
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!6 p/ E2 y* d* U" _3 e
' a$ _$ e, v: T# M) \ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.7 L3 e: |. s7 j! _1 t7 v& x
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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0 v8 e0 T! s& g3 A# b0 ]1 l4 b The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.: O3 w& O' ]; l9 l9 v. p
/ O; w1 M' B& ^# R7 C The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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