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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 $ V4 p* J- r. @1 o
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 $ l: r9 M0 e) L, ^, e
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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! Y1 C& E/ T. I( a# G8 n 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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! a& `' u. f3 Q) p. p One should love animals. They are so tasty.% k; y j0 A$ }1 j) j, G, f- f
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。3 t: h* ?9 |# k& ]% a" x/ G* z
$ A; a2 h, L* |6 Y" O- l9 a Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.! M% w. V+ L4 B0 |
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。$ I( P7 O1 n8 C/ `" I
7 o( y9 s2 A7 A) ` Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; ^" T+ C9 [3 }* v4 l/ z7 J' W' q6 F
4 `4 ~) T9 ~1 f2 r/ E! a- D2 t Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。5 ~" M6 L- e; `, n9 E
" X, Y# d) N0 J. }2 S Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.! r& F/ e7 [, {
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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. {4 `: z% {$ X: } The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.) L& @/ X, z5 v; b
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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' W( i/ W+ R, ~! k& I Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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% M6 v8 n/ c& M/ L 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 R( s2 u- A4 @4 [4 Q2 j
- V- ?% @$ W8 ]8 i. U+ Z9 z; W$ j Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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; L# I4 Q/ t2 i: F 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。& R; ?- w8 Z' f! n) F4 x- |
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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! p. w3 W% B8 T9 `$ a 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。* G/ I! k. v. _) Y! A
+ G' F2 C; E8 F- e* H0 ^* ` “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.: h0 w3 H/ S" C2 T
5 I- }7 O, X# ^ N) t2 [: G6 ~9 X “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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E; ]7 B$ o4 g# M There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。" U3 M: L% o8 U. r+ {2 O6 |* Y. `
4 c# Y- Q; L9 A* H" z! D+ J “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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; U# R! F0 |2 T2 ~ “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!) i6 R, {) ?* @& f6 p8 o) k
- j9 J+ M5 S$ Z" f 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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9 }( Z% e% r F% V7 D God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!# ^& G2 N$ I- g8 n% w5 L
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.3 w$ l8 k1 [' S: N; K
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。# } I" V" \- y/ p$ i% v# V
1 T- q6 p* X- c( c/ M2 | The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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% A3 z% X0 X7 g$ n- } 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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