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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 ! {7 d7 [+ a, R5 c
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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- E* i* h- o; ~$ I One should love animals. They are so tasty.5 A2 r" D$ C- Y: P2 l
5 e1 Q" l1 _( ^ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。* {: p3 Y" ]4 C" [
; N5 P! c- S- {8 c' u6 x d, B Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.0 Z' E) L2 B7 [6 G) z
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。% t9 D6 s) Y7 C4 T
; m! B, d' M5 @. t2 v" l Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- e9 y) l2 X* t* ?
/ N0 W& N7 u0 u( ?% W5 q Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.. s6 c! e/ i* K# V4 } B
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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0 ~& q% C! _6 R. d Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.4 S" T& b; B* a# B6 u: {" O
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 i* ^+ j: y) ?+ j1 {5 O) S
) l# O# O( W. a0 R6 o) D6 G The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.' O2 a) c$ `7 a. O. C9 V% T) v* R6 Y/ x
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。4 g2 v, g' c2 K4 I! W. i
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。- z* }1 a) M' o1 x! p& _
3 D/ s' b K1 z Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.- J" g4 \9 L1 F: H9 ?
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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) q; V& _( d# C4 N3 q+ R. @3 l v Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.& i$ ]) d- s9 a" i
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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$ t7 I( d+ e: o' [5 V; Q7 `- P Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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+ [, Y: c/ |7 _ L3 P0 G4 A5 \, W 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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' L: U, x. H# \' s “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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& A' J! b0 ?- W0 A8 r “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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9 x/ e9 S% a! n& \* _: L0 O There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。3 |+ n# h7 }6 g9 I! o
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?6 T, Q3 o+ r M7 j- c
( M, k) I9 l0 R B- a# G 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! H1 F: Y! G+ M b
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!3 A3 a. n, d: g8 S4 }) i) J6 h" V
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。3 L' ^% F* w! G
- d4 ~( m4 U" O3 d& K: [ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.% [' A R3 J4 u3 p
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。9 V0 [" I, S8 L* m0 f2 a9 Z0 O
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!# Z; [( F: t% E% {9 b$ e
: h$ g& q% Y! d/ u3 l& a/ {& \ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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3 d6 k* e( T! Z# V' ` 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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% c) L w! C) Y( E/ r The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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