Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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& @( S+ t# \! \. `9 C2 b" ^Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' A1 Y- `) o. gA: Your car.
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# I7 y: T- c) {/ d, d( aQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) V6 b  v3 _4 P* ]A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& U+ n, t" Y2 mA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

8 |3 O  z4 P5 @4 r9 g7 \Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 @  j3 S4 y+ C2 B' T1 u# JA: The color.
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& g! j! b4 g2 r9 U7 J5 eQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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