Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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( p# i3 g  Y8 x, u. yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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; s! d2 z! d0 K) t9 DQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 k" z1 M  A1 L4 g/ F8 l3 G3 u+ N, wA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 p0 ^' r: K5 PA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" X8 J% {1 V1 ]4 R: N& d' oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 r0 w: j8 F: V/ _- `A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, v- C% j7 S6 Q- g3 pA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 S, z3 _! @( E1 g5 a* d4 [A: Heavy psychedelics.

8 u- g4 Z$ k. F2 ^0 iQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) E& c% ~5 U# c$ x( V' W9 V# ^A: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 g- E% T* N) `& c! p% U* TQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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