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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" e7 {7 E3 o; \8 Y8 W! Z. `A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. P. C: q) p0 M3 Y6 EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ Q0 R- R# a4 S) wA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& O; D" v/ z& u# z. kA: Your car. % F3 g) P/ p( L! d" J! a9 R% F) L
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, q2 b* D [ X3 }# D5 E EA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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- I' ] `3 n9 N/ w7 z% IQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 6 k B5 o( u! \+ E$ U1 W
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. . }# S" k) Q3 T3 p3 p8 I5 w, X4 y3 |
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 5 U: G' x' i2 J) v7 L
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ( H' a |7 H+ q, k/ r
, _2 u3 U3 X& B; r! L% @Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? $ r9 V0 _1 Y8 d- X. u$ z, w6 ^
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 2 E! y! g/ e# Q( x( m
& p0 u5 p6 T, k+ c& ?2 ]. NQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( u/ {' L3 a8 [) ^8 P: ?% H* e' wA: The color. 3 H; f9 M, o- i
8 V+ o; ?; w9 k* f3 P. HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ U( e6 y; v& @9 vA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 v( M9 p6 N3 h! e. }7 _: `( d) M4 `A: Carry loaded weapons. ' i& [3 b4 t7 E2 N* `) J
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
3 J8 }: A, |2 X5 g8 ^A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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