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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 X9 U+ v+ V1 S  D% F8 C3 h6 o2 mA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 7 L# f5 R+ P# Q+ G
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ( s4 `, g( m9 _- e" N% T) K
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" F; b' @* N* ~; w0 q" zA: Your car. ! U8 a! m7 ]2 v

2 [- V" {  F+ m( |5 z" cQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 n7 a4 v) v0 R  WA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 u2 [* R) o9 }7 T7 XQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? + C- ?7 j4 T/ }
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( m4 p  Y( B! H  n1 L; O4 TQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? : y' m! J& \/ ~- G) H
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 ]" a, F% l& A% U6 X* D' k
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 S& {. s, j5 S5 M5 p3 tA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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0 \+ D% _4 B1 M: MQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? : T' v% Q6 Y: D
A: The color.
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/ e+ A' Q4 ?( w6 |Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? - A! v8 D" m' c8 _# t
A: Heavy psychedelics.   @! n" s$ p" J; N

- ]9 R  ]; y2 y% C/ aQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ; k: x: y6 K% F6 n9 c
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? : V5 E" H) H# ^
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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