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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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, N, W5 \, x' M' y) ~8 ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" s& v- K4 L' n* [ \A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 k+ V2 M& P! E7 I' B8 W" U: t
9 J2 I# {& h8 I5 [ l0 qQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" Y' d0 z3 I1 s# n/ }9 lA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. V2 Z2 M8 [! c d% RQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 4 y; a! L% P/ ^* w
A: Your car. 2 N1 R, ^% m4 X- [" t' z( M' o$ G
, @9 o0 @! r0 g7 ?4 ]Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? $ V6 @- I8 k5 C) N" l' e1 V
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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% Z4 x+ J+ ?& s$ fQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? . b: P# Q6 [( u; C9 ?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' w# Z+ Z8 n! D3 K: [, s# b: @2 B8 y
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - F+ b4 Y. k# p+ v/ j) L4 r
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? + S4 D2 x2 b4 X
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? $ g: i3 w. T1 w& G; n; o0 Q
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; j( K k0 C& w' q6 G M% A- aA: Heavy psychedelics.
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" ?3 e+ V' d, R$ O* a7 b" Q& OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 1 M) e8 K; C1 B. q
A: Carry loaded weapons. : r: o, w( k4 P" I- L6 D* A6 W
2 G5 V3 ~. L( ^* iQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? # e7 |2 t/ l' H% X% b
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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