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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
g7 p2 l9 L+ X4 o8 TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? / {2 r' N2 ^- m e& _
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 8 v8 O3 B3 A. p6 W0 @) L$ _
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ' s' T; M, }; G
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: ~9 s* P' M* H- E& lA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? " l( L. n* _# e8 r9 e! |/ X( |
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. * K8 G/ o8 B( V. Z- \8 Q6 i
. ^4 y4 p+ {; n1 q& m: bQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 m7 X$ r9 Q5 O( L+ `* n3 {1 ]' \
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 V. r/ B# ]6 Q" @: cQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 8 E( K' G2 X) R) ?0 M
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
, d4 V [; C: M u. gA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 2 f2 T9 N0 e' P
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 @) \1 a) _; J: dQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 7 e2 g# {: k, v# ]! H; G5 h3 L
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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