Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) e3 R4 a5 V7 x, [; g2 |A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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+ t0 z4 P5 m% |, l0 TQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 M0 u& `0 p; Q: g4 u1 ]2 u0 QA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

+ m  ?; m9 h/ N# `4 tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" k6 B7 B, d5 T/ S4 ~5 Z7 ?- L+ PA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

# e. H6 G3 ~8 Q" K0 U# _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

. Q& B3 Q! P, ]  O! q, tQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

/ E  W8 z* F. Q8 pQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ C; {0 a+ a; {' qA: The color.
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$ p9 O6 q; @! y$ s5 b  }$ OQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) W  f. \& B' oA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ N; c0 q0 H  X; \. q& _* e3 YA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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