Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 I8 o5 z: ]( U9 dA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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; E- B4 K! d5 G$ s+ O4 U% f0 YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

4 Y. {) j2 d$ R! Z: [8 SQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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* H0 i+ L; U; {$ j2 D/ yQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 l: G! j" G1 a& E5 U  ~Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- O( c5 [3 d; j% R# yA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

; v" ?. |3 M& T. h/ |: kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% L- L" E5 q! m/ d: p1 cA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  ]- y; H: V+ u1 u5 M6 `A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

; O; Y$ j& c/ N9 {Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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