Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 P# R' A- I8 q- }; A* sQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ _* N! C. D5 ]& i- VA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 J2 W8 b  z' N3 P. g! q: fA: Your car.
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% j7 v- g3 P* r: N# _$ O1 {1 YQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 h; Q3 k8 }% l6 Y: jA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

& X! b- C4 s" GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; R) V& u/ X) d7 fA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

  ]: v" X* U5 @6 d" E, u; m' KQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

& K5 M* A$ y0 s. {/ p. `8 ]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* p8 u4 J: d5 E  p; x) P- _A: The color.
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% e- o8 k2 f9 \  c" U7 r3 cQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

4 x& e  q. y" }7 `, C+ q( b4 ~1 iQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" J! N% r% u( [, p3 r/ ~: H9 zA: Carry loaded weapons.

- A3 ~  d  A+ wQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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