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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? + T: j; g- p" p
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - F2 D4 T$ C" q& Z
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" I& M% d2 i5 }$ F3 P" ZQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 8 M9 E9 I8 g) [+ h
A: Your car.
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; @- W9 s/ \0 q% o$ G1 SQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: |2 \- L: t# b' ^- K6 x- j; gA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 j: B5 m2 k/ LQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
J3 a" f. j* m$ l0 D5 wA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 2 \' z/ [; s+ ?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 2 L! Z* m1 F1 _' G. Z! B% I" R
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? M T. B8 \3 j' U. d1 T
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ' K6 j" T* D( p! a6 s9 W# Q* {
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! o e; [4 V) h& K) W; l% @A: The color. - O% ]4 c4 z, F0 I E w2 p9 m
' N) F# K$ Y1 ^9 X) E$ I1 fQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ) X" j/ A I" R6 N) p
A: Heavy psychedelics. ; D5 s5 o" j$ W5 S
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? / W5 b- r7 g) R" x9 r# V
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 8 S' s# f, |' |
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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