Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

$ q7 k4 A/ W2 E2 D& [- KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 a+ f2 G7 W* H' i1 mA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ H7 M5 k. G- i+ ~5 d1 M! XA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

$ z3 _% A% {* d. t& Q* T" C  yQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ n9 c* N9 l1 @% z) SA: Your car.
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( Y, ?1 `( c. ~0 }Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  P0 E5 n8 c; ^* W9 ^$ FA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 _( `* m' a  [A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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: P1 L, q4 T( H) Y; @" [; cQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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2 M; V9 J8 j* w7 bQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
9 S8 Q' }5 J4 Y  C' X6 [8 RA: The color.

/ S9 k6 f# C# v& k5 P& p2 e* pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 K3 P9 O( N+ n, a8 bA: Heavy psychedelics.

' B* @% X' F0 P$ O" ]. jQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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0 z! X; Q$ m+ w# F; LQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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