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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
9 @* c/ c! g4 K; YA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? " {2 o* v. R+ q9 q5 U9 B1 y- ~
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 6 M( W; f" E" ^$ l% F$ d f" J
0 i0 I3 \5 {( b9 P. t: I6 d dQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ z; a. P6 n* c/ ?/ J' ]& N# ~A: Your car. . b- u, } B) n# e2 i! g* V# e
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' } R5 g4 }5 s! BA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 S& K# }9 l# O% e% E
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 ?4 w* c+ ^/ x9 w5 \, y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 8 r+ z6 G. z) o& ]
3 U) J7 ?! S) Y' D+ L# VQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 1 ~ D; L- h* H4 i& @/ P
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. , V5 b9 C. p% w6 k
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? , @# m2 x' h/ P1 {" p* m
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 8 C) g6 @" G; A6 ~2 [: m
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 2 P6 K) H5 v0 f% J1 R. F+ ~
A: The color.
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) {. `2 [8 z4 f0 ? ?% MQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 i; R3 M* }. Z& |- ~: A+ TA: Heavy psychedelics. 5 m! @2 y! y! L/ i. |: U/ Q' D
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? : \: n" j `0 Q& \ o
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ) a7 ~, Q& E, B# a* G
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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