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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 L& p* g, ]5 [: U' FA: What for? He can't see my license plate. % l" F' m _- r8 J |4 B6 y" R
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ' t$ X) s y; E
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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5 a" L* C# F1 e! Q" MQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? $ M- D; m$ d G: S5 V; U( l5 O& m
A: Your car. - N/ Z0 D2 k3 M
0 ?9 Q4 s; @3 V2 G) U6 V; g7 J/ IQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ) b4 {6 a* \4 K, }2 V& m% v$ ]/ j
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. & T# t1 t' C$ S6 Z9 V9 J
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 h7 I' S1 L% [# C2 P
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 [1 O% k+ {$ k. Y0 M! OA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. / F G- d8 O4 K5 F
! f2 `6 X7 i3 rQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ i5 O/ r* ]: a" T6 YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. % m, b) r! R1 ?/ ?$ ^1 o2 y
; W5 X5 C0 S' C1 a `8 _Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ \ N. \7 x8 P3 j8 Q9 d& M* n9 L" ]A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 1 Q" \) m; E7 y+ e
A: Heavy psychedelics. : M) \) Z9 r/ v, |
r% P0 B, v/ j: ^; tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# C, V5 h8 e" t1 ^; nA: Carry loaded weapons.
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! H/ {/ l: B) Y# [: ~" Y& ~Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: S. c* P9 V- G2 u: YA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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