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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 D% q9 ]$ o; j% w" h: f6 t4 J# y9 SA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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' E8 P2 v' K: J9 E/ ?( F: s" CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 O* `* [) @; C3 H( M$ AA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 D2 q. z2 | T% F% ~A: Your car. 2 f$ @ B( H5 x3 C5 P
9 `/ t i* l0 c" G0 OQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . X3 Q# ] q; u' U- k$ a
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. & N- J: [& X* L( m7 q. [6 c
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 2 v+ y: F- E1 l) t; X
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? + U1 B9 r( z& @$ f _6 g7 }4 S+ T& n
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. / g( C1 q. i) n" b4 f# v) ]
* {" V) q9 Q; FQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ H( i( |, f+ ^# t% z( X% @6 o; K+ mA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 6 v! u! v% H9 T! y
/ d! m- k; P/ w9 k- [" {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! M# n8 V) h( YA: The color. 5 n+ i: N5 m7 d- y( O% h( B- ~
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 H g, F8 ^5 W8 uA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* T. m9 A9 U6 y6 fA: Carry loaded weapons. 6 g9 M7 j: R) w; N, O
: h- j4 d( H3 o6 T; L, sQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" s5 L z* P' w8 ?$ Q mA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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