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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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: O. _* f2 n* w( p4 }Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? + Y' {0 v3 I7 C. r, i. o: S
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 6 b2 Y( o" k. Z8 d5 |0 W
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 3 u8 [* k* `$ Q# ^& p" [) S
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 8 Y! y- o5 s4 \, E1 e
A: Your car. + n# ~% E% f) Y& l- O1 Z9 p2 z

, N& Z+ l  X7 pQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" U# z* A* x/ t9 f7 s$ J2 U1 ]A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 ~8 y9 }1 b$ r' D+ ]

* c  Q/ S6 O" ~) K3 `5 \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 ^5 M) ?" H8 h3 G
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 4 e. H3 s: }% E0 p

# {& Q2 _! S! W- D/ O" yQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 [% h5 x2 K0 J6 p, J3 M
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. . d1 M+ o) o  M

6 X5 @) V2 L: E  M) o# O' yQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* [4 f7 P- a3 {8 j5 OA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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0 O1 m* y5 z  d3 ]0 p& UQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) f% A5 Z# Z& wA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? " i8 z" r& Q8 z0 ^' j! J
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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: |* `4 l, l& b! f' QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? % h7 Y3 N1 @. R' }6 `
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' n1 ?: z- f5 t1 AA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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