Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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0 `. f9 h0 W4 ~  KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

$ ?" _  |, o3 X! {" }Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" @4 m: D7 h: V. Z1 K# J5 ~( m- _2 kQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 x" A/ N) u! _: ]6 D. j8 r% B* TA: Your car.

& K( Y  {$ a0 g) Z! |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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' O1 U  m1 q  a  ^! H/ U( h3 S7 oQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 m+ u9 b$ W' |& HA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

( |& u2 E6 |6 A- ]+ U7 pQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ C0 u. Z- ^4 o7 PA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

$ z; n* Z* w, m% _) {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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3 |. O6 ^# c5 M) X5 a2 X' M  vQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 _: R8 o& `* j$ Q+ HA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& u  V0 W; ]& V# u  [A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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