Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

; j/ B8 D8 d, [9 N5 u5 o+ N% ?( QQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! w) _. p1 Q( F/ R( ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ w# O8 h9 M  @- }  c' ~, KA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& _+ ?! ^- p! I! \* O: ~A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ Y8 h" _, o: `- c9 A* y' T' Y; nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) g0 w4 F/ y3 B% E. C0 G" J  KA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

3 L, @- d; h$ t2 `9 [Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ n3 p* \2 s$ q$ O; s& Q; KQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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4 J; @4 t- j  c/ t/ m# d/ R- JQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

7 I% Y) o3 y) V( S5 I/ h) s: _Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" ~: `; |4 N, B& g; U0 gA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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