Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 z2 U& ?8 H9 [0 f! M2 w. R' J. WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 ?5 @- N9 t8 `8 O2 W# u# eA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& L6 r) d3 p) n; c! p+ c1 g3 ^: {A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ z8 F, h. E! u1 {; p  Y) f  _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( e4 l! Q$ X; B- Y$ CA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

2 [& F) _. ~8 W4 f( w  _! }Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

/ @  M+ P7 `% sQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 j8 c& d- i- o- j, s. V3 tA: Heavy psychedelics.
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5 y- L+ y) u8 l' [8 {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
1 i& V& e  m$ E4 bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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