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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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$ i, j! J4 s& {2 A5 J0 z- `Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? & P6 E/ L' y) v6 z2 O
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 5 X$ {0 c0 q# [
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% [- f" m& g9 v) P4 q5 XA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " p8 R2 @8 l- A2 [3 z
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? + J' F1 w4 D9 M3 t0 H" a; V
A: Your car. 8 P" N# o+ l) N& Q& | Z# U- c
! W+ g+ R3 a' T4 I. g$ LQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 X0 Q% ]& q4 v+ \0 [" O) T3 d0 y! LA: Be too drunk to find your keys. # @. c5 S9 o: m! M7 t8 p
, Q9 ]2 `' c1 q4 r" @) VQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& c8 h& o; M' ^8 U! R/ G5 \A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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* Z( |2 N) G# E. ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 7 H9 C" F; a; r+ Y2 }1 _
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 8 @/ J# ]; B1 ~) J# j: T, G! E
! _: ^' x) ?7 QQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 Y$ {& h& x7 o) h$ s: XA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 2 T0 B3 x* q! N2 i; O3 g) @
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ; q b; t! h6 p% O9 c
A: The color. 0 i: j) ?" ^0 v4 g9 z7 v
; Z' H: s/ }0 f0 H6 c$ s( WQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 Q7 M" J% p- }2 uA: Heavy psychedelics. , y. d, H; f0 B7 I
2 `( b% e p2 ]/ I8 c4 QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 B4 [6 ?8 D# O; l( N
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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! S+ R. Q5 G& \( \5 \Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ w4 ~" ?/ O5 s' W- c! T2 jA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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