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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 4 Q3 w: |6 q" [" T& i
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? , z4 ~* x. m' q) M/ e D# p( @; O5 F
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& `" g! e* @# Y& q6 J6 F+ BQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 4 N w" j+ D9 X+ \
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." % m+ C( ~& G/ j7 A
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' i8 r9 i" W$ I; LA: Your car.
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6 t. V g1 b2 [; O$ u* j/ iQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 2 U) g5 n/ T* ]/ ]7 K
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ S6 p3 C6 a4 _1 ^; s
$ J: Q, `$ \4 ?# R* c- w) |$ bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, X$ F3 G: d% U* g( c- E H! UA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 U& k& m; U& L5 K4 o( Y8 L1 c
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / y6 a4 Q( H. T. \ Q- _
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 2 |9 l; D4 F* X9 o
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 _4 x I& Z; k0 u. x6 ]4 _; uA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 l/ R/ {8 F! x' v! Q0 p- EQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # t. o- c0 |9 ^' [4 r
A: The color. 9 }) T7 w# Z/ k" q: h- z
6 X% ]; Y# Y$ iQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: Z- @8 \9 `6 |) mA: Heavy psychedelics. % b/ A0 q |7 `3 O0 l
& q/ p* u1 w" y2 T/ `/ TQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ V, W1 K- M- d+ u* g/ |# CA: Carry loaded weapons.
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* _; ?3 |/ o, W9 I9 g* VQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 2 L" a; f' v; I" f2 O/ b- B& t
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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