Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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/ g- N: k" E" E2 N% IQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" l* j# C) D4 H6 M& [6 d( AA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

* a" b! _/ S+ R/ \Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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; O& N2 `# x6 V% j2 u8 A5 K- zQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ s% b/ e7 n  S; v( B$ c+ D! I( b) t0 FA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

4 L/ T2 T9 n) l" z7 p5 bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
; }4 P# ?5 X+ j' l5 ?4 e( SA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& e2 L0 t4 [7 W  R5 N, s9 uA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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" I( R, l" _, P' |! tQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

! ]% z$ K$ l1 s; k+ l4 H& E! BQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- T* T: T+ n2 Q  |) Z9 W  k3 Z1 q# l4 PA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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