Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ v. v, ~- B  j" {' D! h; oA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 P* e" N/ N( x- R  `8 fA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) T% s0 N$ J, {, X5 m; gA: Your car.
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3 ], q3 X1 m8 F2 ^$ H# MQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 M* l5 \7 t4 c8 w) RA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

  L/ Z, F8 [# ?; hQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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8 C( N: Y" M5 r' C  [3 cQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ H+ c1 H/ }: \5 W! _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

9 U  D- H2 `! ]$ n* G/ nQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. J5 v( E% c( o6 O6 TA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# m' X5 K/ m* z) H7 iA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# x0 ?* t( A0 r; g# p' CA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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