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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 z2 U& ?8 H9 [0 f! M2 w. R' J. WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? + w! \5 n: ]0 T; @% t
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 2 e6 F% v3 ~/ U* a1 |, V6 k* O
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 ?5 @- N9 t8 `8 O2 W# u# eA: Your car. ' \: B+ v* {/ B7 u
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? - d7 H$ o; S! P
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 8 q# U- l' g8 n6 [) h4 `
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& L6 r) d3 p) n; c! p+ c1 g3 ^: {A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ z8 F, h. E! u1 {; p  Y) f  _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( e4 l! Q$ X; B- Y$ CA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 0 ]5 u& C6 Q& ?# I! `; G

2 [& F) _. ~8 W4 f( w  _! }Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & N( F: D9 }% l1 b6 T' l1 H/ z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? / `0 {9 z3 i. e% u( i$ r; \' n
A: The color. 8 i$ ^- E- Z/ x% Q

/ @  M+ P7 `% sQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 j8 c& d- i- o- j, s. V3 tA: Heavy psychedelics.
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5 y- L+ y) u8 l' [8 {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , A+ e5 [. K  M* {5 L  j' H
A: Carry loaded weapons. % z; R7 m1 ~5 X8 Y: X6 ^3 [  o
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
1 i& V& e  m$ E4 bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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