Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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( z4 X' W1 w3 _Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
9 G) v4 X7 I( TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! y- v6 h) `! T1 Y) r# ]$ \% _A: Your car.

# c8 m% h( o$ k0 VQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 V6 V; I6 ~' j: I' n! oA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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- F8 G* e$ T9 b3 V+ {Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 g2 I6 J( L2 F8 E- {- EA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 T; Q% X' I! j: [" g$ {) D3 {A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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, Q& q" x3 O% {0 w  Y; UQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# L7 s+ S6 O# }  C6 m. jA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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2 Q" [4 X- O% P, ~% F  uQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

# J) Z" {, {" v. y% sQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  \! |) n3 [) R) F2 aA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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