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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? $ T1 N1 L/ r" o! D+ w0 ~, B
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.   R1 n# L3 g6 t1 f' X& e4 S! S0 ~- ^

% I9 F9 b) _* t% W, N' \8 h8 VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 i8 G  C" q* O* m2 rA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?   K: H( `, Q, [* w4 f+ n3 W
A: Your car. 4 x3 {1 K0 B% V; D0 z. Q# M7 x
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' K+ |% v# R; z7 CA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ I9 p3 |9 n' z. r1 A$ B' Z4 o8 hA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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. ?# `2 s: `# w% f1 uQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ; |3 U, g3 a5 h( _0 U  a; d
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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- B/ a# x/ U. ^5 A4 fQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? / d3 M6 B: t3 A' l: o2 a/ u
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 6 m1 h& i$ l- {8 H1 o* ^, {% w. I3 b7 _
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ m9 p6 E9 u' b4 h3 o' [A: The color.
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9 ]6 j( x/ e5 J- J! sQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ W. X" W7 V0 F, ^  RA: Heavy psychedelics.
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/ F, Z/ T& l$ z9 g8 D. L3 Y" @Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
9 ], s/ [' X& K2 wA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? . W0 r+ i! h2 A9 G7 W2 \
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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