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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 6 [( Y2 ^! z; T$ _
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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7 k# y6 Z' f1 |, |Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. ~6 r8 |; X" j5 Y/ LA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? . L( a1 R0 Y1 l- G* g' y
A: Your car. 4 f3 ^/ {4 k4 l% l& u" k

' @2 D9 G9 A- MQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . d7 a& l9 U+ T9 _
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: N9 Z4 X: e) ?' g! M6 VQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* a# D9 g4 ~; @& C2 i2 [+ ~4 GA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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) b; J( p) n9 x2 NQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" f8 _2 r' y! F- hA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
. a$ b7 V) j/ n4 n1 E1 rA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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3 N, Y, e/ K7 L8 W1 ]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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1 T& g) d0 u- ]Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , \; W) w, @  _- H, p0 n
A: Heavy psychedelics. ; f: W6 [1 |, [( j; |  J
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 8 G8 A/ E4 _, O4 P4 j
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! s3 K6 d$ ^2 w% W  fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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