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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. . n. T- \& a+ h2 d4 |
* L( Q) P3 t- B4 l1 L' R \Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 9 ~8 Y" C" c- e1 S- Z3 t* N0 F" Q
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ) e) u& l5 [1 H4 D, |! I6 B
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ' _7 D4 C# `: f% H8 Y
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." / ?' q5 y2 V/ `7 N$ |4 j
K) Q' f3 ?3 I( _0 s' E* wQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? . q6 q8 [$ H) ^# u. \& C, F4 Y6 W4 H
A: Your car. 7 ]- y% n4 T) ?$ x3 x
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 0 O# d+ p4 O h# m, s* S
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: k. U4 |, p3 ]% F8 T T- SQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
J" \1 S* E, ]1 z# sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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# p3 t1 M8 V* |/ B UQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# d% z' D# L7 p# r! R7 tA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 9 I$ N8 d" v5 F( T. W7 g1 p0 d
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & F$ e" @) |! W' T. d
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 6 H i; q/ f, l
A: The color.
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5 d' _- Y2 U" s4 w* ^, s1 X. O( pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 6 n% j. _ M& ^1 `7 M5 P- g* ^2 G4 p
A: Heavy psychedelics. 5 c! s+ f3 W: T$ l# l% ]" L- `( ^
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 4 ]& h' ~* M: y" G x- u
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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) ?0 @& Y i. O% bQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 4 D6 l B( z6 [1 L1 n7 O {
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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