 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : V3 l8 P& ^' p4 D. A" ^
; ], n* o) n: C3 ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- R: w+ C' u# N& W. F% fA: What for? He can't see my license plate. Z; P# J* y4 d9 S3 V
7 D, \1 j1 D3 X }+ t0 ^Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
v. s9 G$ N3 T+ {A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 1 A2 |) M9 S; {0 x7 l* e: Y
, K/ o. B, ~* Z0 ~Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? : b; ~' Q! J& o; \5 N* Z
A: Your car.
8 w6 ~1 I1 q$ C# {* `8 Z
8 ^/ ^% w+ j XQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . X3 l, D% ~ E2 W2 ^$ l) \; x
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
0 w( j/ z! C2 \# Y
0 z! ~& B( e& w: |0 l8 A7 u8 R% SQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : I: K- O4 |+ j
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
2 w! O& [4 C- D
7 }. R! I/ P1 H8 ?( y5 q$ IQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( g; f3 p$ i3 yA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
- }3 F# b0 K' l) ?. b, T/ H( s" f X. O2 y" `4 W( l/ \; C, R
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? + V9 N' K7 Y* w% F0 }6 |
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
% A5 E' e# ~' i# a
# S: a3 v+ @: i# I* |5 H9 MQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* ?* Y3 p/ X R* _A: The color. # X. @, z7 U) j+ H$ @+ q5 h
$ s) K* H0 y3 w: I% Z$ f$ |* \
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? * L) m5 ]8 i- g6 ]+ x0 j+ {
A: Heavy psychedelics. , t) h) L. N/ u
1 G$ C& j2 _' x3 O! M+ A! A9 xQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( c/ V. I3 u1 A5 cA: Carry loaded weapons. ' k+ M! @1 d& M1 ]7 p% {3 O
7 e9 r# v- C& ?$ oQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? # h- H2 ^0 l1 V: v* q* i* j
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-10-14 11:37
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-10-24 13:25
