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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* T- Q5 ~9 |8 v, [+ z8 U. d' s$ OA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 G7 V* {1 y! {- \6 m. rA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 6 G$ }( Z6 Y) E8 R' J
A: Your car. - ^/ I+ {2 k8 c4 F% r1 g

# L9 \. T/ |) A- W0 g3 \  HQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ! \' Y$ \2 I* `
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 B$ l  ?; y7 v% ?9 _A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. * Y' ~5 M5 i  G9 s
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 Q" n7 I3 t$ k/ _2 Z- pA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. $ z# r2 B  f5 g3 v3 p
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* t& z% Z/ Y9 y( H6 N( rA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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, n$ i/ A9 x6 w) |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ q, [: M$ Q+ n& V) F! vA: The color.
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2 o1 b0 P! r/ v; g; H# AQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 r9 C# p# P8 q$ _8 ?9 V- wA: Heavy psychedelics. ' m  B' {/ U* S+ c5 \

. K* m! E1 x0 f+ G$ F( M% ~9 QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# ^2 D: E# Z# n5 h. ~$ nA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? - g) ^* ]( g3 b  e6 ~- M
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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