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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ! \3 X( ~, }6 U8 @2 U& N
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? * c4 x/ m& u! G. s0 k+ q: I4 N
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 4 f+ X6 t6 I4 j. Y+ I
- O n+ a |% lQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? " h1 Q% U1 b$ L. A9 T/ P
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." / p1 A2 I" O4 Y- L8 M: \4 x
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! a. k, a! u" Q6 S
A: Your car. 9 t4 e3 q3 J+ p' I- c) i" x2 e9 W
( n3 u# z0 y Q _2 c" C6 Q/ bQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 R% g3 t$ `4 Y1 Q" p, t
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 q1 a" u4 @) L7 FA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. $ c( W" g: {% M) h9 w; u
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 S3 y3 a1 ~) e& J1 z2 m3 r0 qA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 4 [% S- j, f8 }8 w
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 8 F+ ^0 N" Z t
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 z9 ~; Q8 Q e( ~+ w$ r$ nQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 \ b0 t8 K% A# o0 _$ o
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( c% v9 i d, ]8 gA: Heavy psychedelics.
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- V' k0 L" M2 m1 }# X. N1 y- YQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
8 h9 D) [ b+ I0 CA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
8 x6 Q! S) y$ A, N" W+ R( _A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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