Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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2 }( e( g( o& S: o+ E: u, }; iQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( g! ~3 s# C6 e. u4 l$ J& KA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

3 r) j3 O! j2 z0 L9 v( @Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 z5 V+ E: p! O: v3 M1 t9 t7 K% e5 zA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
$ n. s' t5 d  s7 [4 V1 \A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, j8 n( @( e* X& r; r2 HQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

0 [! M* A8 M$ l1 v) iQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: T) L. H( E1 T; tA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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) M. z0 V$ d  D& d+ ~9 |Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- p: T/ Q' l9 i7 C0 eA: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 K; n# i( e+ @4 `Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; o9 ^4 e; V4 t  pA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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