Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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% g* `0 ]/ s/ y4 F+ P+ V! I, J+ ^! {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ i7 B3 y/ c% N8 V, \6 ]A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

8 h+ m! G5 o! r9 A! q( H3 mQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
! M; |3 b* P- H3 ]% rA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  t% F7 B' F, m9 E6 q& l0 J7 KA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
7 X& t- j3 P( VA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

2 A4 G+ b  c+ BQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

( k/ }" @3 l' k0 O6 cQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 {/ F8 W- p6 Q2 F& R. U4 SA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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/ C) f) g5 u! ^2 [' {) Y& tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ F; h8 h; x. W. L/ ^1 fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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