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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ; R" F* ~/ _# P! f/ i% _: f

& Y7 z! y- h, A( tQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? & m# P- g$ A/ O  g, p& o  N
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ; h( H, E2 i* _/ }& W. ?
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? + A/ h! \. K. g* i6 P0 U" X
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 6 E9 G+ G0 ?7 i. Z2 a& a
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 5 J' N+ Q: m$ ]
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ; {$ V9 Q% z! _8 B& b
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ ]+ e2 V9 d! q. q" u/ T

* h; a% M, q, M* z* z2 y, jQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / X. F8 U8 a- @$ l# p3 D7 [# i
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 A% l5 S' m4 x. T) I# U8 c

" b! k- D! s: F2 t/ T/ s, N* j8 \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 N" w0 s( _* IA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: S4 h: @7 h. _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 3 @3 j" l2 F2 n- m0 T
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? . m/ d" @" E& d) _  c
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + W* g: s# J/ r7 d  o0 G! g
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 c# v& M$ h' u& o
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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- Z  ^3 `- z# R( s! u" p# S8 uQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! Z8 K& V, k9 }6 SA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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