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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 C, I; F% i4 z% B, `  C8 fA: What for? He can't see my license plate. % B+ O5 c+ s/ a9 \6 L, k

; R% Z6 `' B: u. qQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, x0 d* C! Y. z3 qA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - Q3 q9 _# l! f( M9 X
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? * u) g$ @: K0 ?. ?% X, q- X% G& r1 O" y
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? / _+ x; m1 W, i7 L$ ?/ R
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? . L% A! C! U9 q
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 0 U( e+ [; _' _6 Z

) [7 J! M$ Q# I  N" k# z5 dQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 6 Z0 m* u7 O( v+ A( I$ k  o
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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4 o  m1 F2 W5 S) f/ k- T( E/ B/ lQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
2 ]7 Q: P# z: x8 A0 M4 W9 S/ uA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. : E( F% z' Q% s  }1 }) V4 B

. S8 S3 X* X5 V+ z& YQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?   K; M6 q& p3 J2 f5 A7 T- d
A: The color. - B2 j0 S# v2 e2 {/ J
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 _$ ~2 d& B, t5 D, H0 ZA: Heavy psychedelics.
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) ?# ~' ^' J8 \8 y% J6 DQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ! O; N9 q$ V* N" _7 C! y) H
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 8 J: h5 |* b! ^! ~% U
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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