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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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) b$ o1 S4 S9 f0 R. g* g- VQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? $ e9 H7 s! U& W# E  I& H" r- O
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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" F" k. r' U% CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 c8 J4 w' D* @- ~- ~4 P9 @
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." & E6 z% ^2 V9 e) C0 n6 i7 m1 W! F8 v
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? % n8 r& y% c! i
A: Your car. / R- b& W+ ~$ A% H- C2 r  g2 A
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* Q  p6 b' o, vA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 3 o' o& i& G$ A. B# o. S

. S/ x" v3 E8 i+ `8 o1 H: GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 K5 p3 ~5 b* z) VA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. : C8 W+ L# |' s% F
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? - y' `7 @+ v( N$ Y/ u5 J
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ! ]. M* b# O) c  s0 [' _

+ J' E* g% K" s$ oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 3 n- Q* Z! }! d: L9 J
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ E4 D+ e, P2 |2 N) m+ y  z! k& d: aQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ' X/ s! T4 p# J2 |2 V+ ]* D
A: The color.
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5 x; V7 P, \3 xQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 1 P0 f6 `6 d6 c3 o: H2 g! W4 R  ?; J) d
A: Heavy psychedelics. # L  `& h& \# X2 `' f

! s5 m7 g7 R$ \( P9 C- t- I$ iQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( O) F8 B* |( K5 gA: Carry loaded weapons. , [1 t$ d  V" G# }& a/ v4 a3 F; ~; o5 L

' u$ v4 t  K; e! \! RQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? % {5 _$ Q. T4 g% o6 _$ I% W
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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