Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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; ?% }; P- z2 A4 g' BQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ H" z8 [0 I4 a$ F  VA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! a5 T8 q% o1 M8 B( I; JA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 B8 g0 L5 g9 A2 E% d5 v6 WA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

% ^- _2 Y9 D* j' G/ H- V) KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ A- v8 [( C. }2 M. `: H  \/ B. \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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* v. B7 ~9 ~/ R! DQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

0 y2 v" ]4 Q3 g5 S; p; {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 z, S" D: i1 s9 p- u, y; ~* SQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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