Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' ]9 R  e" P: Z+ n6 m  pA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

, N! Z* ~7 O1 E' g- IQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 `6 c4 T3 ]; o+ nA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: _1 U/ d( J( X5 D) Z) GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

0 w/ y7 e6 I3 z, C( t0 ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! Y, I  o' R* g3 X7 ~A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 R* {5 y5 R+ `$ }- r- F/ f; O: kQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 |# u( z/ ?4 w9 RA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 V" k+ }8 X8 ?( {1 m) Y7 }Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  @* l: \# c! Y9 a- \: }8 HA: The color.
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; K0 O& d- m, b- P5 kQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 M4 Z* c$ f7 s* Z3 F0 E: I* ~! QA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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