Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

: \* ^; [0 Z& u0 A- YQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- `) V& \( O, S/ s, g2 c" C8 XQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! V: k8 Z8 a% }A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 F- j" K1 g: T6 K- \A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; [; ]) R) `3 ~1 Q2 K. [+ E0 R. o# qQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

& f4 @; e) x0 @Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 m9 b7 f7 `% b- {A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* i" ^# a' |* c+ q$ o4 h, m8 TA: Heavy psychedelics.

$ g, U  t# |& c7 n% C; l, s1 M3 W2 O) `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

' i+ v) P! y2 \1 B' w: |* u% f9 AQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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