Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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; K/ r& J- T6 C% c- W7 sQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 ]: u/ J, N; c: Y6 }+ m# WA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

4 ]8 Z7 ?+ k! L. i! z  oQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 S/ E: S% o, d. M6 M# tA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. R& p& @, i/ h  iA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 G# ~8 f! U6 i7 r/ [) sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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3 k4 b2 d# h! A: v2 t$ }1 e& fQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& \5 y/ d2 V% ~' ]) j" V* O# V. cA: The color.
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) P+ K+ W/ F9 v$ f3 j( l& S/ `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

; P2 D1 V3 v( o4 s6 I6 c" qQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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