Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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7 G4 M6 j; t+ i) d' Z5 l* u; s1 g& N. R5 EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% W# x. M2 y- X, MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ O. i9 Y" E3 @7 s/ I; z! yA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( Z+ |$ U" D0 W/ a4 }+ U9 d! {( p& H) uA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 f, W* n9 i, i- cA: Heavy psychedelics.

, ~* R4 Q, `6 A, A* U) ]5 r$ G) R3 |Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 [) N  I9 L# ]( u0 `Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 I3 T' r9 S9 d2 Z4 e0 Q8 |( d2 WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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