Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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% l) i7 f" i1 D1 N; c/ fQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ N) a( n# V/ E; h1 MA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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( |' W! s) B: O2 O9 ?: C+ S) ~Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# J# y$ a( Y! D6 {3 |( iA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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6 x; T+ m& _! P. ]  JQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, L( E# T# N5 M/ }% f9 i/ qA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, R8 |. J7 ?9 v9 C% w# bQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! a4 O8 ~+ R. e$ C: w! p0 j$ r0 P9 xA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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, }0 X* ?" t! KQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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9 W' T! b+ M, L* _8 |8 {Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 x9 p( A! o3 T; e8 l" w6 V# QA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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