Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# t3 t/ |* M2 }! w2 {A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

- a8 x' H8 E' NQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

4 A" ?6 s4 _- AQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

9 z" ^7 S2 j1 O) H% xQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

" J8 H' h: Q5 Y" k: wQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' C, H: r, q5 P: }' Z5 T) lA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

: v! e7 N% A' O3 L# X; ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& B: }7 Z0 v, `# Q( b. [A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' \0 d1 l4 W" n" N: i) p# _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 k0 _/ T7 |* B9 J5 i5 P2 AA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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" P2 y. w& r7 ~- e* G) b: M& cQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 Y, n+ q( H7 i' z  tA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ T+ [" G9 Z( zA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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