Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# P" Q" z1 j2 [+ v8 mA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 {. ~2 E" H3 Z! tA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 S, h" X6 T' J" X8 a& LA: Your car.

0 l- M. m& v  r1 }Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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' |4 ]! ?2 c0 e* _; u- nQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" e9 D) _) n5 m6 r/ A0 sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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$ y8 z2 f9 S) }" V( S# [1 ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 Z, c$ }( U7 V: P  nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

2 G% x  c0 p' ?( F* dQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ }2 d: ?1 }7 u( }- b0 NA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

4 g: ?( M( i* |/ T" W8 RQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ @: R4 N) S) v$ V! cA: The color.
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( y. K1 t* b+ F) r+ [Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* y: g4 Z% ]# ?0 W/ p7 NA: Heavy psychedelics.
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) y' q" ]5 H# P3 @: ?6 PQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- K$ C. n, K7 w2 T+ ^. lA: Carry loaded weapons.

; f  i6 v+ ]+ k) ^/ Z4 }Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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