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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 v2 J( R) I6 [1 V; @, LQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ) u5 ~4 S6 {* I& ?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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! @( L7 k- G' NQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? * h% g7 b9 P2 f/ ]# M
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " x0 E  Z8 [. \5 ]' i5 }# h& b

. Q9 }& {( v1 i' h2 z* G" p! [. c& _7 c( vQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. B( N* c* f5 W3 SA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 v; {/ d& f$ P; Z+ W+ d" jA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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+ b8 D. [3 ^1 G, c4 R6 O- S. MQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? , F5 L6 X4 @! o& ?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 f0 @- V$ P) y/ `' R4 e  D

* {/ s3 k5 l% L+ D: U/ mQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; ^1 d, N3 }" ^A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; n* O+ k6 }. Q
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 1 p. L# E; R' A# g2 E
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * G6 o5 I5 ^# [9 \+ Z! U6 P
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 N, P* F" v( x( s# V' Q. j0 p  lA: The color. 0 {: V) P7 q4 ^6 N7 k# d

( l0 C9 }# R& KQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 g& C0 b' n+ _6 FA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, O& d9 V! e4 O1 x& xA: Carry loaded weapons. # m/ j1 @5 {" |5 W/ L/ L
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: Y" Z: q7 C/ [/ oA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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