Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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: {/ Z$ V( t5 g* C  ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

1 R) @: A+ e  B, A$ b- p5 pQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ @7 q# _# J+ V# R# @A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

" w& y7 v! S( P7 Z& d( yQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

# h. t# k7 ~: M1 sQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: }+ J/ K7 H# X- dA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  W) e. W3 E8 Y8 _9 KA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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; U; D, t, s# N& l1 hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 x! e6 ~9 _7 @# o, M+ T; Y$ C' gA: The color.
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5 B- K+ x* J4 K/ b) d3 g8 [Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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0 c& P3 A% k0 Z7 JQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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. r8 Z% ]7 o$ H# q! ]1 x! LQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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