Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% u- _# g) M2 uA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

; A6 x2 B! W8 L- {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 S6 U, J5 s8 \, bA: Your car.
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# U, [1 ]4 T) y" |; H# BQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 }# e' p& a6 S# r& g- Q; FQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 t0 W' s( ^. B4 U) W  hA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! m7 i: M2 n7 F( K0 g) w" s2 BA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

+ g* _9 K* S4 q; Z4 MQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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# ?. {* ?4 W* h/ @7 L  R/ vQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
  J! R& k5 F' d; }0 d% SA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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