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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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) R# E" ]6 n3 B) ?) h4 JQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' S/ ]/ f% M# _7 G! N% h, ]  b7 h" u
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 9 b  Y, _7 d7 W! @0 t
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ) w; G) y3 |1 w
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' E* x4 C6 _( T7 g/ w. }A: Your car. " H' R# q% \/ H$ _

, U& @. p# o& s7 B" S) }7 fQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 S# ?, ^! z% e9 d' T: oA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 e: F& e: I% @# z; g2 |/ qA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? $ H: N9 V- |/ O3 D& j
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. % {* M5 I# A/ h: d- P

1 K, O( y! U; ]. U9 |# ]" k& oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ; y. ~* M7 X* U9 l* D+ q$ ^6 l* E7 m
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 9 f/ ~& b2 i# G) l/ T5 Z5 d) ]
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # `' z2 \" h+ l+ ~
A: The color.
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/ B2 R! [( A% [9 r8 c+ b9 X9 h' w, mQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; R; R' p$ Y3 {0 c7 iA: Heavy psychedelics. ) \( M" S6 Q; i* |+ t' @

4 M* K- c% ~  l- hQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' Q9 e8 K1 m+ Z7 \A: Carry loaded weapons. $ m, L; L$ u% J, W, t

  D6 K" \0 l- r1 h/ V5 J* yQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 8 S+ k- z6 h& O; G
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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