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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ) I# b( @; F! Y6 l! g
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' E, _: R0 |! f' G; SA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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! t* F* p2 g9 K# tQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- z9 }/ G) ?4 {' O4 [A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." $ b7 p9 A! U, _2 N
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 5 [6 i4 `0 O* \7 \
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 f& E% Q: \6 g: j/ _% F, {9 tA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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! ]. }* L& @- G$ `" n" BQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' B: ^& s' n; {0 ^- S& w
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 0 C$ m8 R) ^! e8 S# E
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? " r' r7 a8 m& t7 J
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 3 v" j7 z& S/ E5 @# j0 A+ E" K
6 z5 K% U: O5 t) I6 c, R' mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? . P* d! M4 e- A, l1 N7 x
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. . j8 }' `* [) A; P
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 0 |5 t: T* ^& F) d. m
A: The color. ) g7 |' w! [# S4 g: J, Q
5 s% e5 h; T6 U7 E# [Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) M5 `' ?+ b% X) C! R! [9 ^A: Heavy psychedelics. 2 t' _$ e+ v& W( T) c& ?
/ G- N1 V# \6 X5 zQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! N9 Z- J' H( a' ?A: Carry loaded weapons.
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1 }+ x1 }6 }7 O& AQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? $ ?5 W: h6 T+ G$ n) F% t8 h
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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