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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. W) w7 Y$ y5 H u
: \* ^; [0 Z& u0 A- YQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 4 A$ V3 Q# [5 H: @
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- `) V& \( O, S/ s, g2 c" C8 XQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 6 g3 W* Y: ^2 Y% o& z) ]' j
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! V: k8 Z8 a% }A: Your car. / k/ ?; i/ {) h& X( w/ c
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 F- j" K1 g: T6 K- \A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; [; ]) R) `3 ~1 Q2 K. [+ E0 R. o# qQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? E6 ~% c% ^% I( n7 S& B" G: O+ D
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. $ {8 n: J3 ?4 L0 G! r H2 z5 [
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ! s$ A7 D3 p9 D3 A
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ) t' ~# `7 ^9 W( T& V
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. - w8 ]- U/ G8 ~3 b
& f4 @; e) x0 @Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 m9 b7 f7 `% b- {A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* i" ^# a' |* c+ q$ o4 h, m8 TA: Heavy psychedelics. ' R4 b& j/ M& m* x# _. X( m- ]+ }; i
$ g, U t# |& c7 n% C; l, s1 M3 W2 O) `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? n# l7 o6 c7 u3 k: r P: Z
A: Carry loaded weapons. ! c) i9 g$ n: V7 O
' i+ v) P! y2 \1 B' w: |* u% f9 AQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? . |; s9 F) X3 L& h" o
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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