Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

3 y9 V: C& X0 J" L# x$ tQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

1 u4 M8 @+ U1 w) H: YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 g$ v1 a& d* a+ A, N/ P( MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ p; i1 l$ [1 A) s  @* V8 Y- L+ rA: Your car.

7 |1 Y4 g' S8 s6 n6 q$ UQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  O8 v! F2 K5 H8 V$ T# m7 v- j" _) nA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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# Z; j0 \) t' B, T. ?3 H+ eQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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; v/ M7 k5 O- e8 n8 E% V# lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- Z% h) c6 O% y8 u- X  B3 nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) u# M4 d# O5 s- d2 MA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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" ?4 w$ U: y  C- I2 [$ W5 j" ~3 eQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 b3 V, v) g$ }8 G2 WA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

5 u- j+ E8 h0 s2 Y. NQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' K  D9 E, t0 D% X" }9 u/ _A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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