Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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5 V  |2 O* i4 b* f/ |, YQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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* b$ r0 ^# [' T) X2 zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 t7 E# b$ I7 c; n2 _4 t5 X0 hA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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* A$ o) U6 Y9 F3 @' B1 V  h% LQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
- H, C- b+ c  ~; V0 y: I; iA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

( i# e3 Z. Y: _& q! n4 t0 Y( h% nQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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$ @* `. o+ s- T$ Q. T( P9 IQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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$ F( v* P, ^( e- B% UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

, V' C$ u3 C5 v  H4 Z7 j% j6 v3 ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, V( ^- O: t( |7 v  V* j0 ^* S* }A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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