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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : G- \& ]1 u" \4 y q+ s2 p
) {9 e* A* |( x( w$ ^! UQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- n' I5 x- B4 ^+ G i+ lA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 4 j& C! y5 o) a T: \
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 m0 ]# _, B) G8 QA: Your car.
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6 ]. [# s0 W+ ]# o" xQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 }& [8 D& J8 {1 }6 J6 y- \( u7 hA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 6 a1 D4 z8 ` }" o, d
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? # L# ^* w; y5 y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 5 C6 q: v* {% X$ L
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
T. l+ `9 D; c3 k! q2 Z5 dA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 D/ c5 B! B( l$ r$ u' b
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 3 } c, @4 ^5 K. ?' K( Z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 7 x. C: g) s0 c* u7 q3 Y" D
% g4 T& q( Y" j+ n' J; d: ^Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ r+ a2 s" G* O6 ^A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
P6 ]" e4 S; r3 U' NA: Heavy psychedelics. 8 ]3 L. `) Y0 `5 ^8 G1 g
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 5 `' |9 v5 g4 i+ W
A: Carry loaded weapons. 8 g$ W& T* f: ^/ j5 W2 W
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? * c3 D h) r. u! Q O
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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