Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

2 j0 U' L9 m& W0 H' d! |5 c( oQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 \; V0 x/ q) }# ^' ~" H: E+ G$ vA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, Z; ~) V6 x; I3 P; b" K7 ~A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# o" }$ b" W1 r) |/ ^0 dA: Your car.
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. B0 n5 S$ a/ l4 v; R  PQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

5 n4 P% Z* }2 v/ r8 r, aQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 F* O' _) A( @A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

3 z  F- a+ Z. H! ]  S! K! F. aQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: O5 z0 W8 J, mA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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& S( n+ Z4 ~! y3 ^; eQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- \$ W5 {" i5 m2 ]A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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