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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% y" R: `3 y9 QA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ! f& W: I* O6 q1 N! `! }; w+ ~- `
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 F+ t- D) S9 V' o$ ^# Z3 u1 \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 6 x" G) d! ?# `' {, }
A: Your car. & P5 a$ f% r. ^, i- z V
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
! D. j# r' ?+ C& k- ~A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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8 `% |+ s. [7 Z) GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 G5 T& }) ~9 O% d1 o" lA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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% p3 Q ]2 ?9 m# F$ T3 ~Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ t# R! P* ]5 T3 {6 Y* l+ D9 DA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. " r# z5 q1 U0 _- t' a/ x6 q8 h& Z
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% k+ J! c+ o* \( S$ ]& TA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 0 Z$ o1 p7 A2 Y. O1 } G( v
2 ~" ]; @' M \Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ( B1 }. r4 c3 L# a4 y1 h4 t
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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! X/ p4 F8 k; c! R" O8 i6 mQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- Z9 E% C0 z2 T) V1 R; \A: Carry loaded weapons. : h" |5 B2 O; p1 S }+ D6 g
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) J5 _* w0 V5 o" X0 ^A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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