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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? " n$ e/ m6 b1 X. m+ Q
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 U+ e& A$ @- @8 x% E+ G6 L' B2 ]
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- Q( C6 D' \5 z) xA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 9 o, r% x: I# v) M( N
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. % @ w! _& N9 b: n: _" w
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 3 ~3 X) j9 z$ Q$ F6 P5 o- e5 m
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . ]! h; y( P' y) M) M7 I8 c
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ) h6 `7 d, O2 |1 Y I$ t
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. & b$ I( h5 w8 C( D% ]6 V
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' x7 p( M& }" e r# Y8 b# {$ dA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. {2 J1 N$ P5 B" F6 vA: Heavy psychedelics. " F7 Q/ l& m ^9 ]5 S5 n1 c3 \* u
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. N/ P Y! T6 _* ^) @A: Carry loaded weapons.
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8 y5 i7 l, O4 \: N' A5 k: GQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" p( B7 R: k( }- c/ e: }# GA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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