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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 1 X6 G( l6 x. n' `

+ d1 I! V3 I( M# w9 j3 MQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& H- o1 L$ R+ a& f! ZA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, H0 `$ N2 R; B+ zA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 9 y% h, |/ z9 T' p! U+ h
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( G7 g/ F1 {. g/ j5 I, zA: Your car. : I2 ]! c# a+ ?/ p4 T9 J' G
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 f& D! o0 A$ }$ `" b+ oA: Be too drunk to find your keys.   G( n' U7 Z$ B

( S  y" I7 G0 E+ U* {( `' j8 mQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  G9 ]0 U& H6 j6 p5 ZA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / g* ^: `- x7 q' W
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * N0 ~' r3 b3 }, y$ K+ N& s

0 o- Y% V6 d! `  _" [$ @2 `" nQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? , ?( p; t: l( u1 H# w9 Z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. - h: M, ]; o9 f- B6 p; L- w) b* Q

. y) S, _% i7 D8 b7 M/ g7 g2 hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# n2 ^4 I6 F8 u" w# R, p5 e1 tA: The color.
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3 H7 Q5 g2 O# a# a: cQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 2 K# v) e2 e! B4 _
A: Heavy psychedelics. % x. t; z( H4 S3 k2 S+ K3 P/ W
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. X! R6 {3 O" D: }: A5 d7 fA: Carry loaded weapons. ; A0 B/ p( k0 ]9 U# `) d0 Q9 Y5 ]) J

" c+ q7 C0 o4 h1 T: CQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? . }+ l  ?  t8 ]2 b4 l" k" c
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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