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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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- ?& R& S5 ^/ J1 ^0 D# V2 I- @' rQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: P+ O9 L/ r! j( A1 u9 uA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ; x. y, g, n# \5 U7 |+ i: T( {) Y; A
& z M K* H5 S6 v! k; RQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? & L8 R, @. A2 W) w# r z+ W
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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; ?0 S+ T. U2 j0 Y" A, iQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? : u- x& u/ r1 Y
A: Your car. & k5 ]/ z. ]5 x j
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 Q D& D$ f8 S" RA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? , p& d; w, d; W1 X# I+ E# t* D
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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% K( _0 y. w- ? [Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? , T N7 F; [: L- k+ O* n
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 4 }/ l' g+ w+ @# L/ _
" f2 L, |) M: h) |4 D4 }Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ g$ j& b& u& I# eA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? % N, r+ v( o( l' S
A: The color.
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7 m: c: k" @& U: j% eQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ) q( N/ |; K- b* B- ?( @& L
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% S) c" i( O$ V: uA: Carry loaded weapons. ' \/ C: j1 U) j& v" R4 U
# E9 D# t& \3 c% X" l7 n! ?Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? / f/ ` F" G$ Y8 l; {
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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