Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

1 I- Q) h3 R$ y1 p) d+ Q, h. ]& o' SQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& `- l9 u4 ]- y; M* k. A! mA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

% c3 P8 v7 ^0 b6 CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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' n/ k# I- d% C! u- K$ FQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* F9 j6 K7 U' a0 [! B0 y: }A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: t( n/ ^0 Q' J: w- a) w$ t5 ?/ bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
/ @9 a* B9 ^/ e2 Z+ N# U+ q# sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

" Z+ C# f0 n  kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

# z" J+ r- L( Y9 \' j' g6 tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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* ~  ^3 d, e7 Q4 G; OQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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