Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

' H5 l0 x, g+ I5 eQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

; [% @( W6 y1 L$ b3 g: l9 LQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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) j& R8 o6 r; B* x5 B6 r, w" uQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* \8 a* ~% j4 v/ O  uA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; S) G0 E) n2 J- f" RQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 s5 \% q% I* o1 Q9 m* ?: N6 nA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ U( O2 ~5 X* P- t9 N0 kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ i+ C, @4 q& ~/ q8 wA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

4 y3 c: Z4 o4 r: t2 \8 eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 ], n, U* s. KA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ `$ C$ @2 M2 W! LA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 W3 u8 G) ?! n7 k! O& iA: Carry loaded weapons.

8 t+ }; {/ [; F9 k8 o. e& tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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