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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ d5 v* Y# J, Y+ u% l) R# uQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ F$ x  O  x& vA: What for? He can't see my license plate. * v2 H2 C) F6 a- L. O+ Y
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ i9 ~# o6 S. e/ u- s3 tA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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, u7 c' P' X  J0 u! b6 {4 RQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 m% o! G0 H5 \& F1 J. f+ zA: Your car.
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$ h& v0 a. d* k0 C. z. ^Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# \1 X1 t) Q* X) Q- u9 EA: Be too drunk to find your keys. - f# N1 a  n7 L) [& \
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 4 q6 l' o# s) g1 G2 f. }
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) d) m6 t% G% P8 p; i  Y

: R* O3 R  G% |7 k2 s# RQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: Z$ H' _$ y; `% k# ?0 `6 p" w7 ~A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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! [6 f/ O; V  F7 w6 S  hQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 4 R7 {& [" m# u, R5 M! k. g/ Z4 @
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 a/ `$ }- q* I, d( K
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? , f; i1 M* `) T  N4 u/ i5 r. J7 E
A: The color. * r  V; x* z( u. g* ?1 R" v

6 L. u+ s0 O. @* H! I: AQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 7 A: j; Z) {2 ~. G' ^) @4 W
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ( H2 n4 f& L( [, P: G8 R; O- A
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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* D7 H: a& j, P$ R. X1 ?* ZQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  @1 c+ n# e! o! Z1 IA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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