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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 C5 E R# T' |8 |) l# i5 z( [6 [
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 |; B( t& s& B6 y/ {( @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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' s( a' l( S( U+ b# RQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ q3 s# F( Z0 e; CA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ) c9 X9 q& P1 c
' l+ L5 K7 A& S( h+ V* mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ) h. q+ {! {* L8 S1 l3 b
A: Your car.
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) j! {$ P1 z+ x- ^Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 5 k; T) s5 W' c
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ' i9 k l+ ?2 D6 H, ^$ c7 H9 `. c
/ y$ h9 x6 N! xQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 i j1 A9 y" u0 ]2 Y! R
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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: B& r' h& R0 F+ `Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ! w) B) x# q/ {5 a o
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 v6 [+ @! x: a, u8 W9 S) z
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 5 Q4 d6 T( ]+ U. A0 [
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 k1 z9 o5 {. m9 t' \# ?5 X9 S
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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' {4 O, \2 N3 d2 b: y. W% I$ @7 XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
- f+ [8 x A2 K0 J5 Q1 q- f$ @A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 5 m+ B$ A- n) C
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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# R0 c; h* G: G2 J( H% pQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
G, w7 K8 b0 k1 AA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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