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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. + u) n8 ~, \2 x+ g# m' |

* [) c& Z/ a% @0 K: AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) D" a: E" g4 AA: What for? He can't see my license plate. + I5 `6 F# [( Q( ]7 ?
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? / ]* T- A  i& ~; P! b7 k7 L
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 9 ]$ w* {/ m  r1 X

6 c9 f4 z3 E: T" g8 `Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* k! A+ P8 H7 q; M- \A: Your car. 2 }3 F  J0 g  [+ V$ p: k. p

' x3 X( n5 v2 [5 @% |- PQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 4 a+ ]6 G& {1 R* Y1 V2 q1 m
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 3 p8 u3 l9 \6 @

) ]7 Z) @2 g  o; s6 vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ; M$ Z: a6 ?* M
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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5 n% K) m9 F( d' O7 H! fQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( _$ [* |. v& q" N* R6 ^% C3 r4 nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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8 I9 a5 i$ J$ ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 9 r4 r' i0 X- i+ D4 K- a( M
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ; j0 `* i$ t" F5 F: s: P
A: The color. 1 Z; L, @1 ]- n  Y: p/ {" m* {6 z

: z# o' p/ D0 D. R" p. A& t% \! SQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' W8 K  T3 b5 H  FA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- o4 M) E, v) c9 @& V) J6 g/ p$ _A: Carry loaded weapons. # j  d# \5 A% B0 o- T* L8 o

9 A# x( u8 Q* g  A8 U. g, X% ^1 n% JQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ) Z. F2 E' ?$ i, E& V  ?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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