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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 1 L% X) }" X6 m2 m2 y8 |! Y
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( B. S$ n8 Y* F& X) W: KA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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' J2 Y1 U; r9 u6 pQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( o3 e% @! h% W, bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ; J( @# p% {0 y2 @/ b
5 S8 g" [2 v# w d0 IQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 H: s# f! m( u" ^/ ]& G( TA: Your car. $ D3 g" ?( k' a
$ V+ k$ K- H9 G8 B# z" QQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? * h# Z" t$ m5 m, m: h, N
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 R. D/ n) j q2 ]$ d" ^6 k, X
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
/ J9 y8 g) Z' v" oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. * F Q1 R% ~% `$ I' \
! Y6 o( g3 |) y" U* wQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? - C- ]0 F9 j) m& P1 {# {
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. " `% E7 d" g, h/ G7 x. N9 @% a. f- u
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 e" W$ I: P. TA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 3 B; K: m; J' ~) h- C6 M& ]) ]2 g! Q
* ~3 }/ ~; d. S# z8 B" kQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? , O: s% s+ `$ i% {+ @
A: The color. % ~$ M# T7 `* r6 w. t# N
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 8 n0 ?) ^& M% Z1 V' G' L( u5 q
A: Heavy psychedelics. ; R3 d* f3 y; o/ {. o
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ( a' C9 s! [6 Y: }
A: Carry loaded weapons. m; q/ B6 X# W3 G( `
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? , j+ C3 D. f" o& q
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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