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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 N' v7 `3 I" [& O. rA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( m3 P/ Z" ~( @
# }0 i( ~4 P6 ^; X0 V# qQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? / c3 {. [6 B$ \ S7 L
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." $ z6 M8 d/ F: r; e" w% E; Q6 J# c
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? : E) X! q0 m; e( }; [3 u d
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 b7 w# q( Y/ _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 L0 d: T! b+ l( Q, CA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? , F# [3 t( @8 k! E) u7 m0 @5 T* \
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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$ f' |9 v/ R p' Y2 IQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
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. o: h0 G7 Y$ q4 w/ gQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 R- C5 o: s) l3 \7 E m6 ZA: The color. : A2 L# i! j9 w9 o* ~
- c* I0 e0 C# o. X/ g3 _: BQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
\8 x/ G' B# e1 G% u5 aA: Heavy psychedelics. ( o2 W5 C! o- c+ d
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? % G& M: g& D2 x8 d& Y# a
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( u0 Z8 }; P' ^1 o4 W6 G
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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