Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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$ f) P- ?& ?3 m/ a- R9 PQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

4 D% ~5 a* Y# r6 M2 ]$ }' GQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

2 [/ [! D! d0 L# J1 l$ FQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

+ M5 q) \" h% W  u, |/ g% NQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ C8 f" Q. w2 d: vA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

! @' D) K# y/ Y6 H# _. {Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 M4 Q) H1 U+ O8 P$ b. MA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

1 [+ [1 S+ C  |3 `* P# }0 m1 lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 E8 ^9 R' S6 V. g7 IA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- \! v- _' U% S  p. e5 a% pA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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