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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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" \/ E" v; T9 e6 ?% g' g8 L% mQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? * h/ a4 K k" B
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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) E& q( u8 B( v" T- _: C/ \' }( vQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& w# B8 k5 C9 m8 D) \7 DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." $ U$ e# G4 H, o t' }
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 7 @ x {' w" b
A: Your car. $ k: L1 E4 F6 F) l
; I! n' I( p$ oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ; m, y% l+ F6 w; j5 ]
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. : g2 Q% Y. ~8 m9 B% m. i9 \" Z* H( v
. _" U& h8 d; c! TQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / y7 D+ I) `! H% l0 o8 {! y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( ?& e! V6 E( O# R. ~2 XA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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5 T+ t" W, {$ C. q1 k5 p$ IQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 9 X* P7 a% z+ r% O1 H
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. & [8 D9 i. S3 ^: U2 W$ R
4 \! {4 U# o: w8 qQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# t% w9 @# }4 J7 x, {' g- DA: The color. 4 x% ?; K: X% T, r
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( x9 L# O. t- m% m9 C8 KA: Heavy psychedelics.
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7 e) j& W5 m/ dQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, n6 v0 X& C0 I% W1 R6 C. v& q8 KA: Carry loaded weapons.
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3 C: Y( o3 {% Y3 u& LQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; r" d, q: U& Y' u2 j( x" ?+ E9 \- a4 uA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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