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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 5 D( j6 W5 |( q4 i3 m

7 A( J/ |$ Q" A8 e8 T. b. e9 ~Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 L4 v3 X5 D1 k  B  }: YA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 l) l4 y+ T3 `5 o3 j+ C9 e0 E
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 d, E; E5 T; M1 |A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." , e3 d  P: s3 B/ k9 N

0 O; Y& g; U  i+ m; H7 N6 E1 iQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
3 a7 M: z: u; I* G9 L0 vA: Your car. 5 Q! @5 b( V' p( S4 {$ r3 P3 ?1 s) d

% _+ }# Y. c3 \$ h, QQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + c/ h4 ?4 I5 m# @' M2 \
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# A8 ]) s$ v- E# D$ e3 n/ ~A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. $ s+ x: L# `+ o
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / ]! D: ]( i/ ^8 a
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 o, X& C: v& }+ k5 [7 KA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 7 m6 p2 a2 J7 P# \, }
A: The color. 1 a) R; c; b0 M, K% b. B0 |; e
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? % n# K# F2 D, o; H4 [' P
A: Heavy psychedelics. 1 R! B& }0 k6 `! x0 h$ }9 \6 @: [! S

- I, ~4 K' r/ }/ ^- N& w- q' P! A1 XQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, C' A' {* [( U2 k8 B1 Z9 aA: Carry loaded weapons. 1 l/ F" t# g1 x: |; T
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ' p0 X: z5 k$ D& K) ?: x% {
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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