Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 m# P% ?& f. Q9 [" O% U0 ZA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ `( ^# l& A( c3 R' _A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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; ^& l' s% N7 |6 ^! [! @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) k6 C+ s9 X0 ]. j/ M. Z2 O  y8 c2 dA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 m9 {# H+ ~1 [' I/ V) K' {* W5 fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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9 E1 m3 H2 }- O- q: @Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
4 W) |; i/ n# I+ RA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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