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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 3 I, X. @  A0 j$ r7 f

# p& T; X8 o0 ~! yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ p; `, Q. }- S. o( NA: What for? He can't see my license plate. . s6 c5 v. g3 V$ J% {( e

$ T* I/ E9 }! R( U% HQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 2 w& }0 m4 \' B& z5 [
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." # `( [% q7 ?% f( @; _
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 5 h5 f* o1 E% B: z- i& M
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) L9 n$ ]$ [" V( [, ~A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 7 x6 `& h9 ~5 |0 v

) `1 Q1 ^& d% t5 Q9 KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 n) _3 e% |( I4 O+ g) I5 S( q! S' {3 s
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 7 g3 M, E/ ]! J) ~2 v
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ m4 a9 ]4 w3 n; k9 R2 y% O) QA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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  z9 A" |# ^- J6 ?  bQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 7 h- w' S; _& N4 y+ c2 v) D$ O
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ! a/ x' ^4 t% _: }" m6 R/ N
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? : `. |) @6 X) G7 s, ]+ k' x
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 r# d5 M% [6 @2 ~4 bA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?   J; v, C+ W  o. l: G" J6 L2 [
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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" q, @7 \- x! y) CQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? * u: j" s1 T& z! O+ t' ~* y
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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