Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

$ A- I5 c1 C; P6 HQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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2 @3 ?# j( q2 \0 E/ \Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. y5 I* I3 n# C' C% P3 v; B2 WA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

3 V( Q2 s/ h" _% d" `8 C- oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

2 H3 [, \. N+ p  l; L9 u9 U* {Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

' d# l- ~( D. b+ z- eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

0 }+ |' C: ^6 ^0 hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: Q+ ]( f9 j, ?& [. I' ~# _7 KA: The color.
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# D" P6 x$ L4 Q4 _4 m8 O7 `; ]Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' e! b9 F* q: OA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ J8 E. t" f5 L& D' rA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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