Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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0 ^# a* b) W$ i# J: K, SQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 W! o% f4 z) J2 C- b* wA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

" L- F, r: `- b* {Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 ^8 y) O: C9 g# rA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

/ L) E. w; q% H* K3 u/ x/ VQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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0 n( o+ a2 M  D% XQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, P7 N  U2 ^% h3 e$ R2 zA: The color.

6 X9 E; m, l3 ?Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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