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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. / w( s- W4 G6 {& P' Z( \& @ [
* h( h# v7 ?5 \Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' T- U: A5 M+ u6 g) d
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ' I" @$ L1 Z; S! Z/ U1 l R& P! I
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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' m% B6 G; R" g6 `8 F3 y: MQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? + I z; }4 `4 {4 a& C# B
A: Your car.
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8 K. N+ G5 ]2 T3 e- p# LQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 D, r! g3 z% P) w+ D; ?: KA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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7 u4 o1 S( ` ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 {: I' p4 g$ B X4 e* ]A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 V( x+ ?; l7 @+ { @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
' @; T3 m B/ x, Q7 N1 FA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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1 [* a" e/ _9 U) T; G" OQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 5 F+ ?3 }, }! q* e7 x- Q7 \4 y5 E
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! `9 g( h! C) D3 j8 hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! M3 B' O1 N" q' Q' H [" g5 P: AA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 7 r0 m% a6 n e
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* s( j1 J0 w2 K9 A& BA: Carry loaded weapons. ' ?! H5 |1 u. o. O
3 F, s5 z: h: \' j" q4 \Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 1 l& _; @& O& G
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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