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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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! R5 C' g) K3 ~6 ]7 a8 E1 Z8 xQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 6 p2 d% Z6 n* N
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. }9 j2 D0 X- a, G8 i5 W% WQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 l, s0 g" c" E2 [& {A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 2 B9 R4 x8 x* [/ @) @; A! M
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? : ]0 U! S7 |; b* m
A: Your car.
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' i6 `1 _# {2 X# m; lQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 L$ c8 z1 z. l! Z+ L) I7 lA: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ p9 A# t+ J$ k. R
0 c# |) @2 s8 m' [* j; ^( oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ) V0 e, b6 w, X0 t
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. - M3 B$ X7 X g& h7 n
7 j: A9 U- D( d7 ]* RQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? - h% {. g; w1 y. v! {0 X
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 c9 q# ?: Z$ ]7 k' tA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * W# T' @ [3 v# c, N( g. ~
/ x- U& F' o2 M6 pQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 Q3 f( d/ G0 E: X4 nA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 3 a9 p' Q0 ~% Z+ N. H0 P
A: Heavy psychedelics. # Q- Z: S' h* a8 |; T6 e+ s* {
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? - u( o4 \- K1 Y9 h8 A
A: Carry loaded weapons. : Q H: n& Q& L5 ^3 g0 N" Z
3 ^! z6 H& v: U5 k2 Y( |* W" Z7 b \Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ! t- @6 h* F; f4 |' H
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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