Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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- ?& R& S5 ^/ J1 ^0 D# V2 I- @' rQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: P+ O9 L/ r! j( A1 u9 uA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

& z  M  K* H5 S6 v! k; RQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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; ?0 S+ T. U2 j0 Y" A, iQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 Q  D& D$ f8 S" RA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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% K( _0 y. w- ?  [Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

" f2 L, |) M: h) |4 D4 }Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ g$ j& b& u& I# eA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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7 m: c: k" @& U: j% eQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% S) c" i( O$ V: uA: Carry loaded weapons.

# E9 D# t& \3 c% X" l7 n! ?Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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