Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

# p& T; X8 o0 ~! yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ p; `, Q. }- S. o( NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

$ T* I/ E9 }! R( U% HQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) L9 n$ ]$ [" V( [, ~A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

) `1 Q1 ^& d% t5 Q9 KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ m4 a9 ]4 w3 n; k9 R2 y% O) QA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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  z9 A" |# ^- J6 ?  bQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 r# d5 M% [6 @2 ~4 bA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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" q, @7 \- x! y) CQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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