Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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6 F3 `7 X  [" G  n- V- d; v8 r& `Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, \0 v: Q  F6 TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

0 N4 S2 b' c" ^6 Z- u# Z# VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% p: d, [8 I$ r5 }. c+ m; rA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

9 a' C9 H- P2 @0 |Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% S$ S  d4 p8 d0 ]4 GA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

- \# K; L4 m6 ]" L, LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

, U1 k4 _- F: b, c, c, O! V1 _Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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5 m$ Y0 e, i: y1 J; b! c1 O) QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 \  z$ Y0 u& C; I/ \. FA: Carry loaded weapons.
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. L9 b* A' f4 g# k% {Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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