Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 b! k  Y& P  @/ \6 A- `A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

  C; t- i" ]& DQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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* g5 }1 ?0 ~& I( V" R/ P$ rQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 U. ?# r# x; h) _) {0 O) nA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

! m7 Q4 M* g! e) ~3 w- i( YQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ T/ H$ R4 w3 ?9 Z( MQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 q, h; {0 J9 cA: Heavy psychedelics.
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4 l& p7 K. Y  [; pQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

: J. F) l7 l  J1 TQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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