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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. # D3 |! P- t. n0 U+ A
' m }, w& W& @; i8 M0 V' JQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 r: O: s6 v6 u; sA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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0 _/ r0 a. L/ j' J( o5 KQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? % A7 L2 o, x; t! C) Z: J! m% s0 v0 Y
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! O7 R( O& \! m: b, ]* }
A: Your car. : I$ I) p: T& @( u
5 M: L7 n& y, F: X4 fQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( l: w; F- q5 M7 m- _" E2 ?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" B$ a2 Q4 S0 c( t* i+ Y- dA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. - }7 j: W$ M: w. ?
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, R& |8 c$ ^+ x+ V" [2 hA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 5 z! i0 j0 t8 P8 O7 }% z- h
( Q# o9 x4 h7 I9 f: g) LQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ w9 i. }( t6 ^5 o5 ?' LA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. - {0 M% P: p- a8 b$ D( ~8 `
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 |; J. { z; WA: The color.
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% Q5 U* j9 L& j& RQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? * k* N6 g$ A+ p# H: r
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? - q/ j2 C- H9 S) Z3 @- v
A: Carry loaded weapons. # I, Y3 V* d. R s3 f5 w
9 T. X1 L2 h& q' B pQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ) u! o9 A7 K5 ^" j E
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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