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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 9 h" h! v# l1 h2 H6 Y) D" a
* @# I* q+ e/ k4 B, _! T6 G9 mQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? , E7 h+ |, g3 A% \0 r! J# n& x
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 4 k. k7 b+ H! X7 H' H
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ; u4 g: m! U% `1 F+ o% v; t! _
A: Your car. ( j( Y$ d% X6 X3 Z& C
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? / p9 t8 M8 v+ I3 S) l( U; ^% J
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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& J# u9 d1 p/ Z4 }4 t- \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 S( J! t+ R1 z+ C; p/ _
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, B: P; z# e- V8 Y9 n) iQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% }! W: ]0 a, ~, u( f e# F1 {( A3 QA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 0 v7 |9 u% M( h7 Q) }+ K
4 q: j' I6 X$ f: U2 B5 b; SQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 j5 k( S3 M; U. @/ UA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 6 t6 G( c3 b2 C& _# O2 A( t- j
( l0 O' k+ ]6 s1 KQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 q* V0 t g" |' YA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 v+ t: X! w$ v. T& Z) rA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ; ?5 T* B F8 p4 l. o D) A; _
A: Carry loaded weapons. ; y% H% I" E! _% ^
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ R4 h4 B3 L5 n G3 c: [, LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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