Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 o# h8 r# F. E" R, `/ e; r; AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# H1 E8 K4 X! `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

% G: Z% P9 d. V( p2 L$ n+ Y' NQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
8 }$ [- u3 G! n+ E; BA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ |/ Q0 z8 ?( ~% X& W! jQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: W, e5 _% {$ M' \7 c2 bA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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( q5 A0 _6 I; Y! D$ ?3 O  ?* MQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ R( `) M0 ?% m8 h' n  {* A5 n! ?A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

9 w5 P( r" v# w% `! r6 {, R5 {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 W$ U0 U$ Q: k/ c* I# y) X: IA: Carry loaded weapons.

3 W0 G1 t& \$ ]: CQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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