Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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; H: N4 E; E6 e* O" s% i; W; yQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# a# `7 ?; R2 I) a% [5 iA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, D  u3 r/ Z9 q/ B% s" d3 |A: Your car.

# G0 q- ?, X! n: T% gQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

; }5 H" ^, A; H# E! N1 PQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ X; L$ J  _1 `" S0 C# v, SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

7 m; u' G4 B- V. _$ D0 c- jQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* i+ `7 q3 L3 ]) e5 Z+ z) |# X7 rA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! W8 Z  h/ m  S4 hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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8 z: W- ^+ z' UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 }1 T. o, I6 @8 N$ DA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ i: {- p, o  R2 ]/ |A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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