Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

" A* J* h' O1 W7 CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; q( w$ y# K4 R: hA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( I8 p7 ~$ Z( BA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 F. ?; \" X: D  c) M# iA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
' f4 V- r4 U; bA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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2 m# e# C" h' f( E% CQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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2 D! V/ F1 d$ {9 s+ gQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

4 X: R& p& g' B2 l0 U1 A1 ^: HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 Z  _2 y( C( t2 r, ^5 Z, O% X. tA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 Z. X- a3 ~! C) |: `A: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 i& x5 t; Q1 d' ^Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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