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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 A- B  G* e' ~5 b: tA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 7 {1 A  G6 q- ^4 }+ I  o5 z
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 0 ~, ]0 p4 E3 y1 `+ _, d$ o

) B' Q/ [7 B: s' w% n) a: ?Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ) [- o9 W6 t$ W& t3 H5 {
A: Your car.
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6 E7 Q1 q9 ~! d2 ]7 w( YQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 4 i; B+ Y4 {; r4 e- E  b) a
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? # l7 @( E- _# }" g; h
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. / A4 L0 C8 q. y$ C  w5 ~* M
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 5 h. \3 a$ I6 D2 y' W- u
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. , W. {1 i( c! Z& M. A) p

% d  h( H. h! I0 u6 Q- p/ QQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: O: A7 f8 W/ }! d. e  ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. . m: O* i% K/ D" n5 _4 K3 h# ?

) B) I. O3 {( ?, N1 hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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$ K# n0 o0 z/ v& O& ~* I3 z/ VQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ( D! y) d) j( l4 h9 I5 M- j
A: Heavy psychedelics. ! I0 B# N$ z$ l" @8 x! _
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
4 G% _% G9 z* |) p& ?/ z# dA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 P! d! }. x" z8 X* xA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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