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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? $ H2 A2 Q8 [6 U* C' V0 R. }
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. # G4 G4 n$ T* \, P, q W
/ w2 e% B' r) O7 A3 nQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? + Q3 y. v4 f P1 E' }- M W6 f
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ' w4 L- l2 Q6 _. ]0 F0 m
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& t! Z0 ]7 r+ U5 V: S# u$ GA: Your car.
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, F7 `# }% n( u" I4 dQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 7 H" k8 E4 D* D9 K. G
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. , c0 Z4 `# a9 E9 [$ k3 f
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, \; V' J6 Q# R% [9 E! a5 rA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ; f9 k$ w1 w6 U2 I. C
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 4 m( z3 t8 J& Q8 Y7 h3 Z4 J- W
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( H1 z2 z' {- |2 pA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* J4 E/ ?6 n5 X. k. K* V fA: The color.
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5 {; O- m: @" f3 E+ h5 FQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 p/ x1 A0 I' Z/ | A; YA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 2 O: [5 @9 Q9 W$ H- T+ e1 T
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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9 u9 W0 [3 z& X8 ^' qQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 8 W8 i# v% ?9 H0 f! C
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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