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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 1 N7 h3 j; ~' y

& M% Z9 q7 R( ?+ v' [& q( K; AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; U: M+ [2 i" D' @; eA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( t' M9 f9 i& A3 r' gQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 Z6 [1 G$ X1 `2 P' z, |A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ; a1 V# z5 |8 z- a9 E: b9 b) m
A: Your car. . B7 g0 o  @# M0 _
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 [. k8 r0 m! @6 s2 QA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ) H0 Z- h$ [/ ^$ M2 R* |
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 9 b4 r9 X0 z9 y2 J  R3 l
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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) j; `: T/ y2 k8 k# o; \& u+ CQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% S) M( u- u! L7 x4 _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; x' |! u7 Y0 Y; |
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ' @* Z! r! u8 v) N0 x! c8 m
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * Y+ ?! u+ `/ B+ a- l

0 p) M% {, j6 S: @Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 7 q, I4 t& u5 \6 m( A- `8 y
A: The color.
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/ J6 L5 n  G( H8 {7 g  vQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? & c/ l& A7 x) B: s6 W
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
  M4 H, W( X; `5 o; YA: Carry loaded weapons. ! n$ ]) k- C; c1 }' V4 e( J3 ]
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- m. D, u' K4 N0 M  fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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