Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* T- Q5 ~9 |8 v, [+ z8 U. d' s$ OA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 G7 V* {1 y! {- \6 m. rA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

# L9 \. T/ |) A- W0 g3 \  HQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 B$ l  ?; y7 v% ?9 _A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 Q" n7 I3 t$ k/ _2 Z- pA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* t& z% Z/ Y9 y( H6 N( rA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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, n$ i/ A9 x6 w) |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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2 o1 b0 P! r/ v; g; H# AQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 r9 C# p# P8 q$ _8 ?9 V- wA: Heavy psychedelics.

. K* m! E1 x0 f+ G$ F( M% ~9 QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# ^2 D: E# Z# n5 h. ~$ nA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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