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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ' O; h- U+ _- s% I
/ D( Q3 c" q$ s# U! e9 f2 b/ NQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 I B2 u8 e; R" rA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ `& j2 h% U5 _9 q, P1 k2 ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." % ~7 |1 s$ H" K( V* A
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
e5 I9 {; Q+ _& eA: Your car. 2 ?9 E% c1 |) A* f3 ?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 p5 O1 w4 m7 \: K9 x- z# b; c; eA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 7 z# Z& m9 @" D1 X
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 M1 V* h; J5 HA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; H# w1 l1 T7 C2 D: y( UA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. : j- ?% k' ]! Q
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & B6 T: c& W0 w y
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ; _1 U4 `1 D$ N7 v8 ?, Q7 \
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. \6 n* X6 X5 ~, K( aA: The color. " r9 G+ o! D4 _9 q
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 L4 c, a; v: U2 ~* M# yA: Heavy psychedelics. 3 @( t1 S0 `" k* I+ W) m
9 f* B3 {0 K3 d1 RQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? : k; e2 }0 K, k. @. I
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
2 H @' B1 v1 S6 Y& NA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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