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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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" Y6 l; |1 O C4 }; Y0 y! _Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? - ]& w. d1 i# f
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; {2 U7 i' a8 H i2 Q! R- O' C4 {
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 g, }2 F, S- k- c7 r- W
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ) O. B$ P& E% G2 B1 S9 R
A: Your car. 4 N. _2 ^: ?. e
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, I& m4 A$ v! h0 Z4 p8 YA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : ?: E4 o- z' j. n) a; p' p
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
' |! \: {3 j) D0 z) A/ ^, |A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 @; o8 U8 l) ?6 m/ b3 N$ fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 \9 \2 O8 q9 D; r# pA: The color. e2 R( S* P5 {; w' e' u E6 l
; v( o4 k0 }4 z" i) \5 yQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 R- b4 h0 G1 E sA: Heavy psychedelics. + G( {" x1 o4 a% n
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" I- F9 Z$ i0 Y, X' p: w% TA: Carry loaded weapons. 9 m4 ]9 Y( o9 v% T1 L8 h$ H- d
7 ?6 e- P, P2 EQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
q2 |: p8 X, f, {% TA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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