Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

$ I! O: X+ l3 ?; ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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1 i% i5 H* `/ f8 d0 N- YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
: n0 }+ K* T/ \5 \% n# ^A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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% C  L% r8 ?7 F/ AQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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3 D2 U0 K. l/ P5 \8 N$ S% m- B! ZQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 m) z! A1 a/ e( aA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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, B4 O; v6 u) U, Z4 I& @Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 D- ~% R# C# VA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

: }* [' |+ v3 H7 }Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ v+ w8 I- Z7 K3 XA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- |" g4 s. f) j9 {+ kA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- \- |! `+ P% [& }# p! SA: The color.

; K: T, y/ G: ]- Q, U$ f8 B  pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! W- W. O5 O9 z) KA: Heavy psychedelics.
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4 S- o) v; K$ D3 \: ~% KQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# q9 `+ ]9 ], v+ P0 q1 q1 n) y8 yA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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