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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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( S* ?6 S9 W* _# ~# G6 BQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* w% D8 `) A( b8 _3 \A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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: [3 h+ }6 S3 N2 l1 a. nQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 s0 a9 R) V2 K1 `9 CA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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* F. v& o$ o; ?! `9 L2 [$ aQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# s6 x5 f; O2 h) I) p1 K: `A: Your car.
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" W- n! ~6 M$ F! R- \$ ^Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
! H& A5 R) w. s- pA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 @. \/ q6 C' \: P7 v1 x

7 [+ v7 O+ O/ p* P  |Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 S5 r" r+ s9 M) GA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ; e; v, x% p3 `7 m8 R" V- L
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 Y7 r; `  ^, @8 y9 U% pA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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: i5 ~  ]5 N2 F! K: K& SQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ L) j$ o# t4 g" [$ K% QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 3 m1 s3 {3 N  N; |% V* m
A: The color. ' S, D. ]% q8 s4 p+ Y) E
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ) O- C7 n; T) }/ B
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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0 O8 X9 Q* Z+ N' e! vQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 4 F  i, S/ _" Z. }6 \
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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* [; d% z7 L+ ^9 M) ?Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? $ V; a' X' Y! w' t. o) x% J( W
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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