Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) p* o  u1 b! {- K& F# mA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ R+ c2 ]8 _1 q; M1 FA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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7 ]) u$ @+ k: V5 CQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

- \& R& |: z! T7 R' fQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& T3 j3 t. O% \/ M1 g$ l5 `3 ?A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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. Q7 K& x& R0 x1 Z! OQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ g) a- i0 ~4 p+ D( OA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% Z/ X* |2 l+ F* T! {& [' R1 y( K# NA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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