Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 g& Q/ ?3 i# z/ l: JA: Your car.

( e6 R6 J  p9 V4 v6 tQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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( z! B7 l* p6 B- q) g: C) NQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 _# R1 C) Z. Z$ @A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 w0 m: H; L2 w8 vQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, ]4 M+ z) @1 d  A6 tA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 e5 l; L- a5 [3 a$ V# O. V. C% o/ bA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

! g1 G, {3 j! [1 u  UQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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