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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' ]9 R e" P: Z+ n6 m pA: What for? He can't see my license plate. . P+ [) \& s! |% j6 y, D
, N! Z* ~7 O1 E' g- IQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 \( }, `3 P/ d) \$ C
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 8 |3 ]. t4 X& c; _+ o2 W0 E# G" N* t
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? : |' i; q+ j8 b d3 e
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 `6 c4 T3 ]; o+ nA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: _1 U/ d( J( X5 D) Z) GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? " f, |' Z0 X$ P0 c* b
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. * C1 t! \- A) B9 A8 A; \& R
0 w/ y7 e6 I3 z, C( t0 ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! Y, I o' R* g3 X7 ~A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 R* {5 y5 R+ `$ }- r- F/ f; O: kQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 |# u( z/ ?4 w9 RA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 V" k+ }8 X8 ?( {1 m) Y7 }Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
@* l: \# c! Y9 a- \: }8 HA: The color.
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; K0 O& d- m, b- P5 kQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 M4 Z* c$ f7 s* Z3 F0 E: I* ~! QA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? " t$ m! y" H& D" @" a
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( u! T8 s' k' a6 b
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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