Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

  |8 f( [0 w9 N6 Z, C- K- gQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( H  I2 l3 [# SA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

1 b) m- u  c; ~: MQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

$ e; a" r2 j) n+ ~, Y+ K( BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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6 e8 W% U0 x% w5 C. L4 P0 \7 kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& k5 `( x5 e8 ~/ Z* P6 oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

% N+ m8 e) p1 _6 _/ z6 ~Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

! H5 S, g3 w! e5 ^0 v3 E* _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" Y- j* x! P2 ~2 X5 a5 i( i9 R8 _* hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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3 v6 R+ H& U0 i5 V2 OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 n  g4 t0 R  @9 }! Z) u' HA: Heavy psychedelics.
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' b4 e7 B' W! J3 n/ c. e% q5 |Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. r. A# Z$ u8 ZA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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