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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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% ^, X' |+ e4 E9 X+ k$ ~5 pQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 6 U+ D- j. f. H/ u( |
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? " P) K7 N7 B8 ]
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ( Q% {' f/ I$ q4 f) ?
3 P1 @$ O: Z; a7 z) a wQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? * K0 u0 Y4 x5 ^! q+ s7 F( t( O* N& o
A: Your car.
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3 K2 G" }: C- A$ i; q1 q' qQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 8 I1 t A2 t0 v: Z- a8 q
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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/ o4 J6 @% C' J9 J X x# hQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: ]: |: K6 m- F0 m# FA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. . u0 s- z+ J) ?9 X$ N2 \5 F1 z! ]
. w+ e5 x3 ]: _& r+ MQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? - \3 |( Q6 ^5 ]7 r7 K2 E$ l
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? }( k$ ?. Q4 U& m+ @" ?1 f- e
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 2 |# ]: ^0 P6 l8 P
6 z' b! ]1 t- oQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' \$ b! C) H; X1 \, O4 Q2 X( c tA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 T# y; y$ P$ B, b8 I. \0 CA: Heavy psychedelics.
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& }. M5 r5 Z7 ]( F' @% H: ^8 ^Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? % c! K/ X/ w* p
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" ^& V. A# b' i# \3 ?3 zA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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