Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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2 j" W! p7 j2 f, r7 v: I% hQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

1 D3 `1 i5 z3 tQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 \( i7 p: ^( L2 f# o3 YA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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  ~6 Q( c) c6 T/ f' xQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 g8 t3 m4 a. f  j' YA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" ]( M4 w8 K( w, q/ e& K* V4 ?1 I  sA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* |* v; T0 m8 L6 ^6 x1 A; G7 _: A7 OA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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: @- p" M1 p2 GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; b0 G; T; ]! o$ L2 s1 ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 f$ G( Q" w5 `% {" d5 R7 S# AQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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- ^! Y" \, |8 @. LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 e* a8 \5 @$ I9 k( ]# J& ~A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
9 y8 q* D$ J& I1 ?7 wA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ b. B" W" V5 h# F3 S$ xA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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