Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 w1 v  q5 y9 X/ FA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, O* d2 r4 n' n9 _1 V. lA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

( B( g0 `# x! g3 jQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

6 H, T- ^  |  p8 U$ v4 GQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ m4 M- o1 T4 B) {0 @8 k+ IA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. P) q8 `1 R% u% XA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

, F6 g* v( q# k* U. A6 jQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 _3 @* Q5 X# V3 t$ J! ]) _& a( ]) G! k" m3 `A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

. s' P) W5 O- G0 BQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, O% H. [4 j( @; ]% E# v+ }A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' J' @; N/ ^5 d& P, ]% \8 cA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' w2 y! r) e2 {+ Q  A1 p; W# i3 x4 QA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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/ c" B* m2 i2 _# u) q/ rQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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