Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

5 e! A" ?2 }; A/ T2 PQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

9 j$ V; p2 F$ K- s8 |3 L& `Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 A$ Y3 W* ~3 A; [- Z+ MA: Your car.
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) ]. c6 `' g. S' k; \0 A/ MQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ ?  \2 y# B8 x5 @& _A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ F8 W2 V9 H3 \1 r- IA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

& [% M! U3 t: O' X  t8 t( G0 @+ JQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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; R8 a8 B/ J) [! b" Z* oQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; J8 m3 V" w3 P& tA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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