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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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2 Y% ]# c+ Q' w- dQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" C$ H# w: O& w; P* P. eA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
* u5 O! x$ L( d' ^* kA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." * b* x, w0 ~. G* ]* p/ ~1 d- o
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 5 [6 u" f9 f% h! F, l
A: Your car. # Y3 R- N6 n6 I
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 Z' b5 t" `6 CA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 4 p6 S! e. c# S. P

; ]1 B! A! g8 ~1 {$ K+ zQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* d( ?9 E! ^5 Z' l: G/ c% \- a* dA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! F! _2 Y: @$ Y0 P% i: l9 }( vA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * U0 u, p- ?" k
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 3 @" l# Q6 y( l$ U, B5 R8 U
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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, J2 I  s% H, c4 a$ m. u7 fQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? + ^9 [4 K4 O# z1 b2 \
A: The color. 9 |9 w0 O1 P* L+ ^" _

& }+ s- d7 K4 n: bQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 2 ]7 @! s0 {- {4 y0 D- q
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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3 Z" q. @  E# y  a: eQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? : j% D8 z- ~$ V7 ]3 Q: s
A: Carry loaded weapons.   {7 ~7 O9 G$ W4 C

8 x8 x, z. N% m" Y  O0 Y% AQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? : M: f& X5 e. L+ ~( j8 J& e
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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