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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 I4 C" C: [& w# G( UA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 2 q& K" R4 X& u! I; N
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 w/ H8 D! ~0 X+ F. TA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ; s f2 W" ?9 X
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? # @. O5 `' k8 n' u5 V
A: Your car. / A1 J {2 q, E3 M, Q
" f5 E9 l% Q3 ^/ S. @+ SQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) W8 Z ^" ]; V YA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 ~! ?# `$ c) m2 ]2 `6 v) B8 V+ j& HA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + h* X9 B, R% L: H$ f
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
p! H; ^6 V3 [. y9 tA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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9 F4 |. H' ? B' O. XQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 A8 c& v B( z. _: t* y( |, a: ], sA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? $ J6 `# B) B$ r, g) E8 H
A: The color.
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, W' i* u& N2 K% wQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 `3 U+ Q A0 Z2 w( M9 s+ H% c' EA: Heavy psychedelics. L9 _ K8 b/ L O
* z2 g2 _) Y3 X( _Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 S8 U6 h+ O9 oA: Carry loaded weapons. 2 W% _, g T* ^. S$ A7 [1 w
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " X9 K, U0 s! ]; u! g P2 g
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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