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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ M$ j6 J5 O1 G6 a: l! |Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 w9 n3 c6 l# K4 H2 @+ vA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 8 v: _: M2 A1 Z  O& G& ~# b2 ]1 G
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ! r# o3 h& `" Q( x3 F6 I
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 7 C  m( U, r% ?9 B
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. S6 f' g7 G. q4 }. KA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 0 ^8 U3 A- x4 k$ i  |1 G: J2 _5 N
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& q) Q" _2 h0 E5 eA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 J0 G3 e) m! u7 ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" c& Z8 H! H- k" ~( |/ [A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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$ V2 ^6 v4 D' P, r2 Z' T' zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 e8 J: R3 _. i; b; [  hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! Q$ S0 f" x) B/ a* m& }2 C. Y1 d; zQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  {7 R* @) o" e: FA: The color. / X2 H* _5 {5 S% F9 N

$ ]$ z% F* b- N4 a, R0 G* UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # n. q6 r) R; V& L
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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5 }% i4 W- F- u1 m- {) u3 eQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! _7 w; v* S  FA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 Q' `9 z4 z9 t/ |2 M. {! R
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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