Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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, N, W5 \, x' M' y) ~8 ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" s& v- K4 L' n* [  \A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

9 J2 I# {& h8 I5 [  l0 qQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" Y' d0 z3 I1 s# n/ }9 lA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. V2 Z2 M8 [! c  d% RQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

, @9 o0 @! r0 g7 ?4 ]Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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% Z4 x+ J+ ?& s$ fQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
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" ?3 e+ V' d, R$ O* a7 b" Q& OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

2 G5 V3 ~. L( ^* iQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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