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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# R1 W0 X1 x e) [; y2 dA: What for? He can't see my license plate. - F9 S6 B& a: y1 L: Y8 d! i- _
3 V) Q1 M; Z7 j# cQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 c; k8 I6 z c. H7 x7 _3 HA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." d2 Z( \2 D' E* |& \* }
8 x. ^2 P0 ]2 O0 w' [& ~+ {) ~; {Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 4 k' s! ` ?8 v4 v
A: Your car. 8 M" A p T9 |/ }1 n
$ X( B; D. ]9 E4 b+ b1 p& e; v( ZQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
5 K$ ^( {- R2 d6 CA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! R* w* d% M& ^& c- K- n
/ f! M0 U8 v4 V+ d. ]( n2 @/ Y$ cQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 6 A ?$ J; H3 Y6 v$ Q- v: c
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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. i V/ _# F+ Q' U( x1 a: jQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; a" D a4 ?; kA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 5 l2 R/ [% |( G
7 Y: ^% h( R9 l3 [; [6 qQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ! c8 S! h# c$ U8 e$ B2 r
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. f- B: V+ F+ X- E0 ^5 ?% x0 B R
: K& W: M3 E6 o8 E8 E2 ]) FQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ' K9 M5 H( ?( }; j" Q
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! [% L6 O4 t, j7 FA: Heavy psychedelics.
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" m1 o8 O# i1 }+ NQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? \5 Z8 y) Y5 f6 _9 z. {0 M
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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% [0 {6 t1 x: R, RQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 8 b! f* k0 ^- ?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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