Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

* h( h# v7 ?5 \Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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' m% B6 G; R" g6 `8 F3 y: MQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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8 K. N+ G5 ]2 T3 e- p# LQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 D, r! g3 z% P) w+ D; ?: KA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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7 u4 o1 S( `  ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 {: I' p4 g$ B  X4 e* ]A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 V( x+ ?; l7 @+ {  @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
' @; T3 m  B/ x, Q7 N1 FA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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1 [* a" e/ _9 U) T; G" OQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! `9 g( h! C) D3 j8 hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! M3 B' O1 N" q' Q' H  [" g5 P: AA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* s( j1 J0 w2 K9 A& BA: Carry loaded weapons.

3 F, s5 z: h: \' j" q4 \Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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