Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

+ f6 i! R3 S# ^3 G. P/ p2 ~Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ A: c, X2 [+ p: z* D0 UA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# _: ^8 n5 w0 ~1 a7 l- P1 pA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  L& U5 N  C; O, VA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

6 ]: }. Y$ \; ?, T  z$ a/ qQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

4 j& O+ v* e" [8 wQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

% n: W$ U. V2 E- l: A( f; q6 s1 AQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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/ I+ w5 J1 Y  wQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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