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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. `% J6 N7 S" l
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 z- |7 ?( F2 RA: What for? He can't see my license plate. : g @3 d/ x$ g1 C. F
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? . V! |! W( k# d$ w0 }' E; w" L
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ! O( y0 X: W3 k
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? # u; U2 T. G1 V4 J$ y
A: Your car. * o' d2 L2 g6 X2 N2 a
$ j# D$ Q6 v6 n, Q& j7 i' wQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? / M$ o* w) v6 _# }3 E
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / A. A/ Y. O d' z
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. / L2 o( ?' S) Q# i$ T) E; e
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 M0 a* h3 P9 g8 D8 x+ v
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ! H# u- N" p$ `8 ?6 @6 f% {
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & s) o, g- m& P. q: c% z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ; h1 n+ S# h: T2 C) t. V
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ p) O I- S8 b2 \; E" fA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 1 f; D1 ` z4 B ^$ d: b+ m
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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