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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. * y9 a* Z+ g( |% N; ?+ b5 o1 \* a
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ; Y2 G( e- s% ]0 f, `+ O
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 2 `) i2 U3 G1 [. @3 i6 i
" c. p3 o! u, `Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 9 k( a! g: U% O; R5 F6 w$ w
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." : I4 e7 _" A& Y3 C3 o
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? & }& A& u a3 _
A: Your car.
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) N/ O9 j, h* A1 }Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 t2 V+ V, |6 R5 sA: Be too drunk to find your keys. * U) }8 @4 Z. ] Q/ @! Q
) M. `* Y" @3 X3 V. OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 2 O- ]' P( k/ L: K; M) q' D
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 5 ~% ~9 q- _9 P& J
; Z; e1 x3 \! s0 u0 i8 AQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ _: F( U! f( Q8 n& Q4 M1 \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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8 s% c1 U5 U' K2 E- [! eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 4 _ [% g3 `# A6 w" W5 D% N
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 6 B3 `+ s- s- _) U4 O
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. D1 ~ r9 F( ~7 J0 m" WA: The color. 3 h ] W4 s2 \5 B6 x+ s5 Q
+ W8 L/ Q, ^1 }Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* r/ U( B& S2 `5 m4 Z/ L& v1 gA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 `% n7 B+ y2 I/ X! \5 d7 m* |6 WA: Carry loaded weapons.
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6 Q' s% K$ S; C- ~6 jQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? $ |% n6 C3 a4 [2 L* Z* B
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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