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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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. v. u9 `( I/ ^1 i. vQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! K2 Y! F# k& b4 P' UA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ! d+ u' [+ J$ T- y$ {! H
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 c8 H/ V+ R& j+ Y3 Q) Y! z) gA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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6 `# X$ i- Y. L7 N6 J0 a1 dQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 9 s2 t8 c5 b Q% l+ s& K
A: Your car. ! g* }0 b0 }2 W0 o- ^' a
. C' d3 M& s$ e9 Z: Z$ GQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 Q+ D9 p) Y4 l5 u% qA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 6 c4 M) o2 p+ U' b; v2 y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 4 V- j5 }+ x8 i' A) ~& X- j
2 N# O& v+ c- w! |- b: L @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 9 k. P1 a* A4 `% [
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. & n( k4 @: P- F' H# j
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 b `2 n. O* t- P ?A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. & p2 B1 a5 u* @$ _* m7 Y2 p
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 ~+ b6 G1 N: n' MA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 6 u( }( @( Y4 c% L, H9 B5 E
A: Heavy psychedelics. ) p1 v7 Z9 @5 n. ]$ @+ t
5 c1 R1 {: _! K G: m k$ @% ]2 OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- z" {# z: Q" F4 a, n& _0 {A: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 `& X- n0 \" s) b$ g6 |( T! \Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ f* E* @$ P6 Y# h! _. JA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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