Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ _; w5 F3 ~) s. S8 kQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 k, P8 I! d4 {- c9 ~1 dA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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7 D) E5 @7 g+ b4 w3 O* ZQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( c" o) {- w. sA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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& V* a$ Z5 _: z9 I9 S$ VQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

/ e) I+ E( k' j- M* A" v: P9 t& _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% a, a- W( }  UA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! D, @2 ^$ @  L2 L; {0 ]1 b2 J4 I# z; [Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

! I; @0 k$ `! q  s- RQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ H. F4 @0 ]9 b) m& pA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! s) U" ?  N- I/ ~6 q) ~2 g9 qA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

$ ]$ A" `. `- m$ t; uQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, |% L$ g; W, \5 w; ]A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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