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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 F0 D9 M( H# S
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ! `2 Z" T+ @' K
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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7 G4 M6 j; t+ i) d' Z5 l* u; s1 g& N. R5 EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% W# x. M2 y- X, MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ) j- r7 [3 B' s, Y) K
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? . X$ W5 H5 k7 A; y, f' M3 t
A: Your car. % o% p5 U$ B( v
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ O. i9 Y" E3 @7 s/ I; z! yA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : s1 t0 n( f' p: F j
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( Z+ |$ U" D0 W/ a4 }+ U9 d! {( p& H) uA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 8 A* A/ t! a4 w/ h1 {3 R* t
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 9 V6 L% y A- p3 D
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ; _0 M: |1 u' r. N+ Q' y7 s
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 f, W* n9 i, i- cA: Heavy psychedelics. + j p8 r" X( @
, ~* R4 Q, `6 A, A* U) ]5 r$ G) R3 |Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? - s, C5 N& a" e5 _ ]2 K0 G7 P
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 [) N I9 L# ]( u0 `Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 I3 T' r9 S9 d2 Z4 e0 Q8 |( d2 WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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