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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 4 W( V9 _1 W& M& B. j9 J

5 A. s9 i: d/ I! Y7 T( cQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? : X5 j- q, S3 W( p$ q
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. & A" \. \. B$ f8 q0 h1 ]
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 P$ K0 n3 y4 C* ~. j1 gA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 2 H% j& u' h9 z) H1 q

, |% J- a8 N% T/ I. aQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 4 [  E1 q9 X! B4 _, o0 l) c& c+ t4 A
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? * }( n5 s* S4 L0 P, W% C
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. . v8 ]6 ^' B& W1 Y* |' R

" [5 `1 l' J& h: kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 7 y- r9 b: q1 r+ i6 |1 N5 n
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. / h% m' {/ ~+ Z* \) B

+ [% l4 k' o' _+ M7 GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 6 e1 R' G5 _1 O' M
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ( t8 x# N+ y$ E4 O8 L# \$ V7 t

& a2 N" ~6 @9 h4 UQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? + Z0 M- r  F- `9 i
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? $ u# p6 L! O5 @# H3 a
A: The color. + a% b2 c5 U; J( a

: ^7 Z, l% I  p) \1 hQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 5 B5 b3 `& [0 ~" ~0 ^  K
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 7 m" B' K) r) u. D
A: Carry loaded weapons. 2 Q/ y# ^7 m  Q, s5 w) O3 t0 _7 L" a
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 3 ]  U9 ]% B2 I) O! B
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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