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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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" j) g# V3 T3 A8 MQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? $ a( a" X0 ]3 w5 ^& Z
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 w% t3 I+ [9 M6 J& |6 GA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ' a" A  N. e' K

6 K; [# ]: o. U6 o- |+ u5 F+ M" rQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% ]# F, t; J" j7 d1 `A: Your car.
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  z. {4 J, F; ^( Z" S8 V* @Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
- A( e4 n+ Q: U) r7 }! CA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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( Z% m2 k% e1 e. h' q, }1 gQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & M8 R3 y2 F# N) }; A8 @8 K* l
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 4 j; I' k( [! _& b4 K
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- U& N, Z. X9 G; oA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' c  F% P: f8 m& H7 D% S2 |" H# YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / |7 ~. Y1 C: K0 o( y

) f5 W( h2 z5 F- n& pQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ K5 [" P8 w5 Y) o- gA: The color. 6 V. R/ V/ S% N- J0 x1 K: P: L

1 Z3 t. C) r- R$ ]- e) v1 o. b! cQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ) n, k9 a4 K) @5 k* M
A: Heavy psychedelics. ! @9 g# m; w/ O, X

4 ~, B8 P/ [( N- n% m9 v+ p; wQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' `% O8 p: y& |( CA: Carry loaded weapons. ' C( b/ s) A) B0 V

0 c9 p0 B4 O1 D0 \( r+ ]' AQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " U5 j, B" k" P
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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