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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? : j, ]* }* z3 i0 x
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( {( |( O' R% f. ~( j: PA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? # E- w- I) c; r( h) l* V$ o( i
A: Your car. / b+ \: c2 |* X& p- r# D
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ; H4 P7 p  Q+ P2 J
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& W3 e4 H. q( w5 {+ [9 X+ [3 x6 zA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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- P# }1 x8 }# mQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 3 J6 s0 s! F, z) {7 Q( N% O
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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5 y2 ^# J$ @$ m! Y; v# `Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  H# z& Y2 q- R- g& kA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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; f7 x, }- `. [4 p) g4 PQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 O0 ?7 ]$ R2 x1 CA: The color. 0 X* L; \$ m3 M7 W
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 9 ?9 [/ k0 {/ m
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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# v4 o1 n& t, t  X; T$ O% oQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 7 `3 c$ O# s+ L5 B6 `4 h& h  a
A: Carry loaded weapons. & \+ j/ e6 ~) K3 S" c
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ u! i# ~6 l* t  g% o3 d2 mA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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