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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 1 U1 l# O8 ]* O' j
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ) O7 g" m. Z, c& B3 [ x% ]
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 2 C0 j8 p% P: c/ ?0 n K
7 T6 P$ Y+ S, U; y; o/ K6 qQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 f$ L* W* G! yA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." , p2 O7 {9 L& ~! T6 c
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
3 Z6 ?; v* F N" u& t3 f( PA: Your car. ; X) { i' l6 [
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. p3 `) ^0 C% E# fA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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5 d) e+ d8 i, sQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' L7 [7 {4 g B+ t7 M
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! `. S( {1 A) g8 T3 U( L. IQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" W6 U- ~; V1 l8 X+ B2 P9 iA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 4 q, A9 V/ p- u
( L0 u8 L2 F; Z5 _3 mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) T. [5 s4 S0 H+ t, k& X: `A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 3 f a6 r' Z& L+ \3 H
1 S1 m. V; Y" SQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 0 N* t# u& [) I* j1 V* M( ^
A: The color. - U. n' N- q+ o, W7 ]. t
3 Q! G1 s, G9 X5 e- qQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( W' d8 U- D' H+ u: aA: Heavy psychedelics. 3 y: m0 \8 Y _8 [. F' _
, D/ `7 i% q: [9 C- aQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
R6 j" D# `1 P8 }3 \0 PA: Carry loaded weapons. Z/ F" \8 d2 T: k; [, F
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? # q# L# u) l: L7 T! m! U
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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