Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

- g0 r. t  q6 VQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) t" f6 Q* q+ q+ [9 F- l9 a7 {: kA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

! J7 ~/ x: ]. `5 OQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 r! ]3 R0 s+ n) E2 k8 @. pA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 L: j3 x1 c  V  [A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 Q7 v' A" l' W( D/ G( BA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, h7 O* }8 U; F6 NA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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+ S5 d6 V2 J/ l- aQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& W; t5 C2 j' \  b/ N! vA: The color.
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6 t' n& u& D1 j- ]5 I5 KQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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