Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 O7 B  t; x. e) [% \Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

/ l/ q, J+ ?+ Y4 H# UQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* B, E0 X. G' v1 Q% }A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

) }" @. O0 _0 t0 p2 U1 Z6 gQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 a+ d: y. ?2 K  N- |! aA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

% D& Y$ C& Z) n2 A1 }$ {6 JQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ L) I3 d1 X4 W; J3 r' yA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

9 i% j' O+ w4 S5 d1 e: x# I# OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
7 u1 |& t- k# _; B* F& P% hA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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