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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( i% E# I: V4 P; g2 DA: What for? He can't see my license plate. " P" U4 _) ?7 W
5 g9 y8 i: d& ~4 C {! N2 hQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 b. x; [0 r4 bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? / F/ l6 {( q5 M$ `4 w6 V
A: Your car.
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2 M! }2 l0 ?( x( s5 B+ f7 {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ z; q0 L# q$ \8 RA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 6 g [; q9 ?' @( F
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. Q$ G5 i: ?! a( [/ y% b- g& JA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 9 @2 t% C" \! k6 e+ i1 F
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? % t% C) T4 Q/ F1 }
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 U0 V5 W1 k. ?& J: Y- d. sQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? * ?2 [3 Z7 S' ^( J
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 3 C4 K% ~5 c, B X
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # u1 \# N9 w: S3 `+ x/ e: G" J' q
A: The color.
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1 S, X) w4 o& J2 b3 QQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. j6 j( P* f( w+ pA: Heavy psychedelics. % q$ [& F% p3 |4 z% W
& J& V4 C% n- PQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 6 B" _4 ?$ ^! B1 @+ [
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? , ~: K3 m0 |1 T) @ \5 M
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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