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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ( f" M" S( U3 R6 g0 g
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - [+ @* V9 t2 d
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 9 D5 `; `+ c- t
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? & s8 u1 A; B1 Y' K" F- A
A: Your car.
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5 A0 N) t$ u1 l! ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. X' @: a& m' qA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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5 A4 @/ z p# `: q' J. Y( [: ~Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 x3 ?4 D" R% C6 e* K
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 Y! R+ q. e# J% u: O1 q; b% M( r
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 e \9 B0 ~0 D( ^$ K2 CA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? , }: D2 M2 H7 `- p, Z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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" R7 ?6 `3 t+ g- b- {; m8 q8 {# PQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# n1 l, m/ w' Q0 n9 v/ }6 oA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ' R o; Q0 T$ }0 U
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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. B | |* L( s8 ~Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? . Q7 {$ e C7 |& q2 F/ Y* x
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + j6 F8 E7 Y u# P! `0 `
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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