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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 \# U& p* ]9 t2 X/ J: R
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 7 r7 P. w4 ?# s7 K& @/ p
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 8 g0 u6 K1 |7 R% o
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? M$ j" X6 W' J( G7 M) R
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 G Z, Z0 t1 ~, h# yA: Your car. . y+ j- |0 M; O4 {3 E8 w8 T
; e- z) Z0 K4 v3 j9 PQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. C0 N" e$ W3 L% ^3 ?: d# K2 m4 jA: Be too drunk to find your keys. & h2 L5 t3 @+ U+ X: }" G- _
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ z- q- I6 `* u: {& R' Y7 \* ` uA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! s/ v- d0 v! O' X. g+ E9 dQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 1 U! `' l U- j! w) ?# H
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - ?$ n; U& _5 P% c3 n n
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & _1 g, _& C3 M) `4 l
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
9 r( X+ C$ j C. W; GA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' [: D {5 m! B& }6 I$ g1 tA: Heavy psychedelics. $ _4 _0 i3 N% @3 X3 I; d6 N
6 f! b+ L- \8 q9 L# OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! w; r# s. B% q; R4 Q2 z% e. T! ?A: Carry loaded weapons.
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: [- ?7 t! y9 O( W y# ~& xQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? . H+ C R* r$ S' L
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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