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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. $ c2 i, l3 b7 n9 \

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& `- l9 u4 ]- y; M* k. A! mA: What for? He can't see my license plate. : z; z3 Q8 W7 ?! h) ^. `

% c3 P8 v7 ^0 b6 CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? " R* \3 s+ Z6 c- S
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 4 ]$ Z% B; T8 S5 q# _
A: Your car.
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' n/ k# I- d% C! u- K$ FQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* F9 j6 K7 U' a0 [! B0 y: }A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: t( n/ ^0 Q' J: w- a) w$ t5 ?/ bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
/ @9 a* B9 ^/ e2 Z+ N# U+ q# sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 4 p. ]; Y" r0 _; Y

" Z+ C# f0 n  kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?   D# w' N1 ]4 X9 p5 \4 ?7 s. k' }
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 6 r; k0 M* O  \
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 5 |( h5 h2 i1 H6 @, J
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? / u$ Z; \/ \( W  n
A: The color. & ?1 E/ Q' t+ s
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? " i& i3 L6 T% m; \
A: Heavy psychedelics. # I9 }% }3 R) e; U# _; G

# z" J+ r- L( Y9 \' j' g6 tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ( y  r5 ?5 Y5 [/ u
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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* ~  ^3 d, e7 Q4 G; OQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 u! N" k8 E0 _$ ~' D
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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