Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" I& M% d2 i5 }$ F3 P" ZQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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; @- W9 s/ \0 q% o$ G1 SQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: |2 \- L: t# b' ^- K6 x- j; gA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 j: B5 m2 k/ LQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  J3 a" f. j* m$ l0 D5 wA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! o  e; [4 V) h& K) W; l% @A: The color.

' N) F# K$ Y1 ^9 X) E$ I1 fQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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