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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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, F8 b2 h. \+ J5 U7 j( MQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? . k2 Q2 h" ?: i' W: i3 Z( a
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ' X) H" K. O% H/ F' u3 @
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 ]$ n! p5 e# H/ B, ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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8 y1 k9 d! A' H% RQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! h3 z1 a, d. ^3 PA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ r$ P. e( J. q( Z0 D! u( V( eA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : p# i+ Q; q3 W4 ], W1 E
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' w* s* G9 A" O
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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+ r2 u! r) N$ D- o( A- WQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & ]: S0 {, Q. o4 Y
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 5 w, a( z# m& y7 n
- I) J! Q4 A7 i6 y; F! c/ ^Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 5 w" U1 `# q" _9 O
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
- Y$ k2 j) |6 C: v) N$ }; NA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # G5 r& Z. |! U4 p- i' d& z
A: Carry loaded weapons. ) b9 w5 g) P' V7 J3 E
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- Q- j5 k8 s `; P' b1 Y/ yA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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