Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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; |% F* _2 D- r. |8 ^( J" y' v3 xQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 S5 Z: x: U2 y& z9 k9 T2 SA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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7 t- R7 w. E" s; Z  eQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 ]! s( z5 {/ O% B6 v9 |% qA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

6 w* `, ~1 _% N5 P/ sQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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. ?3 z2 T8 L/ X+ t: [3 C) HQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, F0 l" n0 C4 B7 a" LA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 r/ r! D+ q1 ^: X/ R" E  uA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

& P4 r4 p# y: b3 `- l% gQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 P/ s. V% a! _9 z, M  I, d+ aA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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: q  I, w3 @2 v- L' iQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# B0 h9 X) z% ?4 F5 @A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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