Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ \- y! B9 S0 a5 m$ zA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 H& v7 U: J. m" Q5 B& b" iA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

  ]+ g$ C& W) M8 |9 |9 N" b5 IQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
/ U; j7 Y  [; B1 n! A7 R% p0 b( ZA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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) A( b# |9 M7 s0 dQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 ~, N9 p- F! {8 u8 j2 a* O( JA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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- }5 g) ~6 b: N5 M4 i2 X+ S# T, pQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

/ L: w* B, |8 u2 C6 a- V* H6 b3 Z+ FQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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1 P, ?5 S& O  Z& U- ?2 L5 c: Y8 x7 H. \Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 F( s, \. x1 N, A8 `9 FQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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