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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. & a% Y( x3 z5 I; u0 f- S! I) F
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 3 S r9 J4 n7 S0 Y n- j
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ' D0 h( C# U( c) W( [; l) @
$ \; ~5 u6 ^$ [Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 5 o* F$ [3 a5 ^8 H! q
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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* F3 q2 J' ]5 P- `3 TQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 @; Y" {7 R6 f. v/ wA: Your car.
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2 W( i4 j& i' ?$ x5 O l" [: ~% ZQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ `! o$ M- z& s' vA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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& H2 W7 b' o1 _" ]4 f) ~Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 L1 z" ?5 ?7 z3 R3 @6 u4 jA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 f: a @ `8 }, CQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? + w( o) H: E5 |: W" s; G, x# T) }
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 8 `9 r! y1 T6 {- i; e7 B& w
& h$ J1 V- `# A3 XQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ' p+ b! J% F# p
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * Q( j; f8 y, ]$ n! Q
) `3 \+ Y% p8 p" Z eQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) f8 m% G3 {- |- EA: The color.
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8 L6 D5 Q1 R ?Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; h2 R; o& N- M6 BA: Heavy psychedelics.
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5 P/ F \. h* K8 Y/ _" ?Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 8 ~/ g5 O, r# f
A: Carry loaded weapons. : X4 ?! B; D f7 k. ^
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. E j# S" H5 W3 _% U& X o& @A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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