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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 8 e# o$ x0 x5 Z$ O' U
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. . n9 i$ _/ C& J; x# {* H
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - r% R+ z, q0 X7 Z
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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4 Y; c' ^: y2 h0 Z+ PQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 4 z4 V9 V2 d( i; a- }' D
A: Your car. ( D/ N0 J+ X. z1 x* w' h9 l: f" n
5 J( Q/ z i5 DQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; T- G+ S6 U2 g0 J5 y' F9 _A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- y1 W) o1 V+ ]$ h/ C2 P* u8 PA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 g* }; h" P3 b" c1 h+ iA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 G d& s) p" q9 S" w7 x4 G' Q; ~, fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 7 N- M: ` H8 n( @7 a
' q4 @: \! h3 AQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 `, I% j" Y9 `, Q; D
A: The color. 5 E0 s/ W) {- s
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# s! X, e! G) A- E* T# ]3 u1 `A: Heavy psychedelics.
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% S( Y& ]+ q+ _& V. |Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? / e0 \: l) h2 q
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( C2 m- g1 C, {4 d
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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