Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 s7 Q/ w; [2 R* F% j$ x' ?Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* ]4 i! l3 `6 C, t, \  V3 TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. y! L% Z: E# Z8 O/ bQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 {. b. G$ Z2 e& ?+ }' `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 z6 _. G$ _9 {" B: H, j2 p. hA: Your car.

0 V/ }; }- E+ O+ G4 SQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& y9 x, Q5 w; h+ H* \3 [6 w4 UA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" W" [+ X* [+ J2 ]+ {0 YA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ w9 k) U, J8 q% [( p1 B9 PQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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- V3 H% p5 M) \& ^: [0 m9 UQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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- D; N+ Y7 Z0 {# z4 q9 k: DQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. _2 G0 M# ~# J2 g, W: o* jA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. a7 G9 g3 G4 IA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
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billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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