 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. / O$ c1 Y: ]% e
7 q4 g! n8 g& r2 j% XQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, q: w: N7 A8 T, u6 [A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( T- r5 Z; K5 d
% k: k) Y, t0 S, Z* hQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& D# g; o- g. T! O EA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." V: r% X2 r7 S
; C! w/ J9 k# R& `, R
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 C2 M- p5 D2 U' b* b" _) t8 ~A: Your car. 4 _, C8 o! Z: Y
! ?/ e5 O, i" _# E3 x) o
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; k; d% c2 l' w3 `A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
" E" D' c% D, [% l" {, Z! [" d# o1 i6 U7 z4 v; m
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 B& B1 V# H# d1 \! C3 F4 X6 kA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ( s2 ~7 L9 {: g, ^: |) y; X
6 |" S+ Q/ P, p; G/ c9 }( F* f: N
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? % t; }+ S( O* r: ?- A1 ?& \! D, R2 {
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; c' k' S5 ?2 x- i. ~
( _/ F9 r$ t" g' r: F5 U$ D! B7 [Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 9 E: t( F D: ]1 b: V4 ^" [
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * C! Z6 N1 d- Z. Y3 ?+ N1 _
H4 b9 k4 C: c6 e- b
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 5 ^+ o/ x1 V9 ]& e) z [- @2 u
A: The color.
- L1 `; g1 @6 v0 a: w$ m9 g& n/ {1 M! X( y
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? / b8 N4 c) Q2 X( t, V7 e
A: Heavy psychedelics. ; U8 W5 Y8 _+ p3 B
: l6 |! m1 F1 F; p1 m9 uQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 7 J+ H f$ d4 }; e- `( D
A: Carry loaded weapons.
: W M7 }. w2 R/ L$ r
9 J i3 L- P4 ?8 tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + O K# R$ W) @. ]* m( @
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
|