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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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6 F3 `7 X  [" G  n- V- d; v8 r& `Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, \0 v: Q  F6 TA: What for? He can't see my license plate. % K: N# I( u9 ?! r6 i# v, R

0 N4 S2 b' c" ^6 Z- u# Z# VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% p: d, [8 I$ r5 }. c+ m; rA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 4 K7 I1 ]* U9 w7 c

9 a' C9 H- P2 @0 |Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? * E" z( w; h( D) ]! R' K8 G* {
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% S$ S  d4 p8 d0 ]4 GA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 N& e( z- \" j- G0 K# q: |
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ( L/ Y6 R) {6 h5 T  l" h# N+ p/ L
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ( \; X6 q8 F, O. a

- \# K; L4 m6 ]" L, LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? " L) a! |- ~, S  v6 M/ a9 V
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ) {' N7 j  ]$ _1 p3 a7 }, X
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. + s4 a5 y; ]' N* o. Q9 x% m: W0 @" R

, U1 k4 _- F: b, c, c, O! V1 _Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? & m, o2 i; ~! t+ x/ A8 g
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ' {: i4 E; |) b. s5 K
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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5 m$ Y0 e, i: y1 J; b! c1 O) QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 \  z$ Y0 u& C; I/ \. FA: Carry loaded weapons.
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. L9 b* A' f4 g# k% {Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 6 U6 X  n% A; q  v4 y: w) n
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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