Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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& [5 G$ J0 r% t, [- z3 K# V: FQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- u' G+ c* G  {A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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$ T! g9 O* \1 AQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ u3 l; @+ i4 mA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. A3 x0 e* U7 t) l( J! P, h6 o) n4 lQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

) N" M' ^! ?2 w' U9 c, M& y! b( nQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: r) ~: u5 K$ w) MA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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3 Y: \& B( k, KQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
  d  G3 g# A2 n8 v( y( K2 yA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 s+ V0 c# ^8 p. q; N% x4 q5 vA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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! h1 g2 [. F* B$ t0 vQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. R  ]$ G& a0 l: vA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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