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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 i8 R; g4 v7 W. k8 n2 d2 E( @A: What for? He can't see my license plate. / ~6 \) y! p) ~$ a. D

' r, ^% h6 ?1 D: V0 }7 n: F" HQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ D  U% I+ u0 E  ]A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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4 q2 u! s" x- V0 kQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! S* k0 Z2 W( T7 q6 n* b
A: Your car.
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4 E* D& }( B0 ?2 I. [Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?   }! K: O% {7 W1 v# g
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ' a' V5 L1 x  k

- c6 N2 e9 I2 }8 \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 1 s1 b; D! \( }; R7 `
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. . T0 ?1 j9 L+ w% J6 g. [

1 A& x$ ^* s/ P% m3 E# dQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 T7 c2 Z# ?6 ?2 MA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 5 m' s6 E. X, u( X5 c+ @

; h  _( g3 Z' n2 N) {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? . M3 s4 U0 u* U, I2 J
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ' }0 b( Z: j! I; T- w

9 f' J* k! p' [2 yQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ t8 b+ t3 h6 V- Y& sA: The color. ) u8 C/ T( U8 Y( g# ^7 J! Y8 p

" C! T! w5 ]5 b+ i' ^" pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. |& U& z9 X3 tA: Heavy psychedelics. ; I+ A1 @. {! d4 N! m' V* j

1 t2 R. V& |: l* i, T; Q5 F$ OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% e* j( l! J3 p* |2 q) T  OA: Carry loaded weapons. % t+ T0 [" x8 u0 Q

+ T# h9 d: @. x/ ]5 Y& Z% y* a! ^4 @, vQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? & {- ]* J  c* S- m& R* V
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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