Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 P3 F$ V- r9 |Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

2 b' @) [+ h9 G/ _* dQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

& G$ y3 \+ ~  O2 T+ b7 a$ dQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( y2 {$ e9 I2 \/ r" q! hA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" B" |  L5 F0 j9 D! k$ d7 r7 p9 YA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 T+ ^5 @" l+ |2 g/ VA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( T+ W7 j* D! }: [" r( z5 fQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

$ H' l* G; p# `3 F. Z! w6 uQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
2 Y- Z8 [1 z. A4 G/ h$ ]1 z% cA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

- {7 S8 s* ~1 R4 p& N$ y& |2 n, _Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  X, O; L2 c/ b' G+ RA: The color.

1 b; B' J7 K: r  @Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% j/ y) v- ]7 @" ZA: Carry loaded weapons.
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' P* L" [( _, Y6 |) oQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# H# y# K/ ]. L& ~$ bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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