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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 P# R' A- I8 q- }; A* sQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ _* N! C. D5 ]& i- VA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; Z0 l3 x5 [ e X' y$ Z% f
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." . e( G) I5 X3 _$ O% p A# W
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 J2 W8 b z' N3 P. g! q: fA: Your car.
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% j7 v- g3 P* r: N# _$ O1 {1 YQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 h; Q3 k8 }% l6 Y: jA: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ ?7 i6 K! _" q$ r
& X! b- C4 s" GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' X, N% ] y0 {' \8 u2 e E
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; R) V& u/ X) d7 fA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 h8 t! r3 T c( q
]: v" X* U5 @6 d" E, u; m' KQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 3 M& D D2 k0 k3 n% v/ M
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 5 H4 z& L+ ]$ P1 o* T
& K5 M* A$ y0 s. {/ p. `8 ]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* p8 u4 J: d5 E p; x) P- _A: The color.
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% e- o8 k2 f9 \ c" U7 r3 cQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 0 e0 [; [* ]9 |2 A4 \6 T
A: Heavy psychedelics. . X O; F8 [( V
4 x& e q. y" }7 `, C+ q( b4 ~1 iQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" J! N% r% u( [, p3 r/ ~: H9 zA: Carry loaded weapons. 5 m5 X' m8 c. q" p5 u* j, W# A
- A3 ~ d A+ wQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ) E: ^6 p# }. p6 T! Y
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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