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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 p6 s' \8 `0 m/ p
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 4 i f4 f" s" E2 ?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ) f2 K* C. f$ n3 R. w% N
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 i9 R/ `/ F# S% G( h6 J" g9 `
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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& n, ]9 n5 k2 X9 p) K% [5 }0 h; P5 A, kQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" d. T9 ^2 i3 W: \. sA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 E0 S* ^; N7 f2 k$ L ?3 BA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
; J5 ?) C6 J1 \0 T) U, DA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. / |! H- b& q4 ]
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. V4 u( u: j7 O0 F, R# Z& `A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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* j8 O8 r( S) }7 D c2 X, e! E3 @, m0 }Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 B& N6 O X) L; iA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 9 u8 |) h; Z6 Z/ E( h8 N
C+ C* ]" C) V0 H0 k( O7 lQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 |: q; p J2 d$ wA: The color.
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9 N( f3 q) M" f' n+ @0 g5 ~Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( l9 w- ?9 l$ UA: Heavy psychedelics. @9 r3 y! l% W2 O& Q& p9 p. p) x
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" h! p4 d2 L! {+ V$ GA: Carry loaded weapons. * [ g( E" X% X. X% r1 Y
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 {8 Y; a/ h! E, T6 E5 B2 [
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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