Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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) n& l2 T+ z4 _6 H' M! E4 uQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 w! l8 b1 ^7 j7 D1 O2 UA: Your car.

8 S+ n2 V% U8 ~. g7 }2 TQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

8 u8 x9 o! @4 K6 ~; ]+ B3 cQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# Q' e4 E9 L- g( N8 DA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

$ q! z8 s7 _7 }7 d! l- Q+ ?Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 e: c0 M) B5 eA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
: R6 }9 ~" V' u' G9 B& `$ G8 T5 IA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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