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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 w1 v  q5 y9 X/ FA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 4 ?: [" g/ ~8 Z5 x+ Q0 i6 c! j
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, O* d2 r4 n' n9 _1 V. lA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." * p- [4 _. b1 P

( B( g0 `# x! g3 jQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 8 `8 o# y' E6 n7 K0 J6 N5 ?
A: Your car. 7 M* G) a9 a0 f/ Y

6 H, T- ^  |  p8 U$ v4 GQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ m4 M- o1 T4 B) {0 @8 k+ IA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. P) q8 `1 R% u% XA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ! t( k, M' W9 Q, d' X5 Z/ @% Y

, F6 g* v( q# k* U. A6 jQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 _3 @* Q5 X# V3 t$ J! ]) _& a( ]) G! k" m3 `A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 2 C; F8 L$ Z* i0 n+ G* J0 V

. s' P) W5 O- G0 BQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, O% H. [4 j( @; ]% E# v+ }A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' J' @; N/ ^5 d& P, ]% \8 cA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' w2 y! r) e2 {+ Q  A1 p; W# i3 x4 QA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 q+ q2 V) D: b' s; j  l
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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/ c" B* m2 i2 _# u) q/ rQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( T/ Z" x- _; f/ ^' A- d% D& F
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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