Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' E, _: R0 |! f' G; SA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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! t* F* p2 g9 K# tQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- z9 }/ G) ?4 {' O4 [A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 f& E% Q: \6 g: j/ _% F, {9 tA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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! ]. }* L& @- G$ `" n" BQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

6 z5 K% U: O5 t) I6 c, R' mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

5 s% e5 h; T6 U7 E# [Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) M5 `' ?+ b% X) C! R! [9 ^A: Heavy psychedelics.

/ G- N1 V# \6 X5 zQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! N9 Z- J' H( a' ?A: Carry loaded weapons.
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1 }+ x1 }6 }7 O& AQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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