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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 c, v/ E" H- B- ^# Q: [
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 @* H# ]8 e! C* o* c/ HA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 j m v- a7 Z
1 i9 `8 q; F- Y$ qQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 6 H. w& L9 _+ a$ ], ^7 n6 n
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ R$ E8 j& {% ?A: Your car. 9 g- M2 f% v4 L
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . f! L) d- s* R7 n* f5 _" R# y
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. : f9 u0 q0 @) H- e' Q' g0 _7 U
, s" w9 n) f% zQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! y: u6 c3 ?) w* e& o" bA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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L* N1 e; J$ H& A# X! xQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 h# e, R4 R( q* n4 ~$ }A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. % `' ?0 p3 \3 q5 @( f$ A
* Z( a+ B* j+ TQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 9 d: S, x0 E1 D
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 7 H% v5 C. ]1 V( O
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 r' ?7 V; @4 U5 kA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" M8 B2 ~5 x: ] Q0 sA: Heavy psychedelics.
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3 z. l: G4 G/ l4 IQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 1 @8 v& w' F/ F: m
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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, `$ i1 E# ?. h- ?* L& i$ `) N" kQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ' }+ }7 i8 z$ b+ c1 J/ K
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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