Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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$ T6 W. z4 K! K. n8 H/ |: ?Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

2 ~0 W, F" g: p& g, tQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 p6 K. D% k* W: D/ Z9 NA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

3 y3 [' o4 I; m9 i, R& z% i2 ZQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: S6 H) L5 J9 iA: Your car.
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1 y; _- M/ t& S1 b& c2 SQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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/ a* ~1 ]6 J$ R, b& ?5 b6 _3 ZQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( s8 D1 E6 h1 k; Q  h6 p- BA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 u1 y- Z) m, [- H# J' [7 l& ?! JA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 x. f0 i* t5 ~+ EA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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