Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& T6 b6 W9 n; W2 lA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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0 w8 ^$ C+ c) R' N, C. m6 TQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) r7 }; A% t7 u; \, H# nA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 s1 `6 x4 E, @" ~A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 ?0 q& `1 u8 i/ y( R8 sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! h5 ^; E* ?0 I& P9 EQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. t6 q0 @: m) HA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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  ?3 E/ a1 ^& z3 [) q+ L6 pQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ _3 d. w* S8 L8 o9 fA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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+ v- M3 S; y' g* o  C7 {3 TQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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