Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; z/ x0 `1 C2 k9 P" kA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* X! s% O3 ]! j1 e" ]- DA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

. ^# g$ `, l% C: R" Z* L9 ?& cQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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8 f4 D/ m0 g/ L) E* l, F, R+ BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ S6 L- c# w3 y  j% i9 OA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

5 v2 C% g1 ]+ z3 t4 R- R5 mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' Y3 c) d0 W4 N9 X2 d1 d1 IA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 s3 e- s3 N) A; `3 r/ B& LA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
  Z: v% q; @7 B6 G+ W2 k  Z' zA: Heavy psychedelics.

" j' N8 F4 s# w/ W) I0 xQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

, E0 _4 u$ U8 f2 O0 S: k6 c5 i0 iQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, a) c/ W% i) CA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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