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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 o# h8 r# F. E" R, `/ e; r; AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 8 j1 H% _1 V) R4 e
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# H1 E8 K4 X! `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 2 H7 |5 N# D7 j
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 0 F9 J6 h4 ]/ Y" ?' k8 P7 O* w: S
A: Your car. 0 y6 U/ i5 u6 d" u# E# F

% G: Z% P9 d. V( p2 L$ n+ Y' NQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 8 z; U% Y" y+ @* U$ `' C
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. " z7 v* }$ \8 r: z% [
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
8 }$ [- u3 G! n+ E; BA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ |/ Q0 z8 ?( ~% X& W! jQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? * X& l, d* S; F" M  A
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: W, e5 _% {$ M' \7 c2 bA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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( q5 A0 _6 I; Y! D$ ?3 O  ?* MQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ R( `) M0 ?% m8 h' n  {* A5 n! ?A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 3 |% V; i  D" D# E
A: Heavy psychedelics. . Q, \$ b/ d" d. d: ?- R( w: H8 a

9 w5 P( r" v# w% `! r6 {, R5 {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 W$ U0 U$ Q: k/ c* I# y) X: IA: Carry loaded weapons. 2 L% s( _$ E+ K3 ^: c) F

3 W0 G1 t& \$ ]: CQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( m* ^2 u$ ]5 q7 N9 Q
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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