Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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0 ^0 f9 t% m/ m$ M4 U0 a4 W! CQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 f( g  _. M3 lA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 t/ R# N7 a/ d4 CA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 e* b4 p, l: WA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 N3 ?+ a, h* A8 m, kA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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/ M$ s% L* I+ N* k/ w' F1 EQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: B9 i1 L' T  y- n- v; E! R! LA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

" |6 _9 a( E& D; R. X1 a6 P! @; xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 I6 o8 q5 v: U7 k# ~& CA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! Y8 v6 ^+ m1 o2 K- XA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' N7 V& p8 i# ?: rA: Heavy psychedelics.

+ P* X8 w# d( e* |4 ]& qQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 z5 }- u$ o1 T4 Y# Q: vA: Carry loaded weapons.
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& M9 y/ ~* E, q) ~- S0 s! FQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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