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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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0 a" u# r/ @* n* n; ^Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 X6 c; P1 k2 bA: What for? He can't see my license plate. / D( Q. Z2 ~! k r$ j+ a) O: s
, t. X5 c' W1 P+ m7 v) UQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 5 s C0 x0 a( m' Q
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! S) c( _8 b; R2 M
A: Your car.
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; y! _4 w# L" B& lQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 0 q) C8 h0 U/ M% D) T+ p
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 2 k8 ~! J+ t8 ~4 i
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 g* l3 n. J; {: @' @) iA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 1 I# _9 G* I/ z! H
; ]/ t* p% y) s, \# J; NQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; I8 i) c9 r- M9 ]5 @8 F3 l& {6 FA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 5 b2 F, u- E2 e8 z3 ^5 ^
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 6 Y0 Y3 M, i+ g2 y
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 E6 F, ]& _8 p- [A: The color. 3 d/ o! L4 [0 \2 B2 y5 ~
$ p/ Z( }2 A$ u* z) E/ HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; X9 j, q3 P$ b; _5 V8 E" FA: Heavy psychedelics.
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1 m" w3 t6 m3 T* u7 Y+ X) oQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 0 H% t+ j$ c7 @0 I
A: Carry loaded weapons. ) Y @# A# F$ n- d9 o
, K; P5 @( {& q) `Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? / H. O! C4 P5 E+ r: ~
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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