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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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- ?: f' W0 X" y6 Z# x1 n! LQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? # q/ m' \+ g& [7 n: @+ U* i
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. , h& W* \% e2 s

, ^7 d. v: e0 o$ P' D' w7 }. g1 YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? " ?" v9 }6 ]) y
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
- C4 Z# w" \$ [% W/ n# ?7 vA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 6 A" f" x9 M( G# ^
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. & _* W  h* s. _  P$ F

  f  s  B2 ~; v  y  fQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! y% k4 q! j; [+ TA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 S- k, `; ]3 P' g1 G5 A% wQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 Y6 e, M9 H2 ?+ c9 sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. . Z* z  ?2 j/ z4 t" e" p) \1 H% Z

6 P  ?4 J& e6 K6 GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 8 j+ K5 g$ M3 E9 k
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. % K& N& V  ]( V4 M) [: _) _
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 {* [; U3 T2 [- C4 T8 u  tA: The color.
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5 r/ _5 x: L, v' R  v5 t: GQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. w) {, A0 {. F: v5 ZA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 H* Y/ G& \( d' F' k* f/ n
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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) ~' u7 q3 B5 b2 p( z8 o6 N  UQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ A; Y" v( A1 J6 F0 W; h& a3 r1 FA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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