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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ g' B# q, D  J0 B$ T4 R1 sA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. V. l- [! z% j4 ]" v" K7 oQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ W( y4 h3 e: BA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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+ k1 O* Q" S5 e7 \1 Q& YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. G: i, O, [! B5 b, ~1 R9 y$ cA: Your car. 5 P8 r/ p) N" K* Z: y& T" R8 P

# _" e) h, ^# q5 X: b* ?2 UQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 ]6 \( w8 U2 p! {A: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ e. M& y7 j' s) y) ^# G1 p/ |

. e  o* z4 \8 N% L" q2 _# _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? $ R0 G# p7 z- d8 q/ O3 [( O8 g
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 7 p, i" a. z- |+ E1 Z
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( ~/ S2 H; `3 K7 Q' O. T% i( K
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ( i7 B. k" v" c2 @8 r
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 5 v* M# w4 P3 V4 h/ F* @3 c4 Q- y
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * M$ {" T& Q" l3 f
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 O; v6 y3 L* S. T! I3 z+ G; `
A: The color. * ^' g8 D# l/ `+ ~; u) U7 ~

7 m  V8 s( N# Z( M: f& KQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 6 u7 G! x9 B. A5 T
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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0 o1 `6 U# M5 t% u+ U4 y" ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 R) f/ B8 C4 X
A: Carry loaded weapons. * c7 B2 y5 X  s  U

  r4 `! V. C' Y' t3 AQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? - P# p5 i0 Q0 C' S5 d1 L4 [- I& Q
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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