Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ N7 g& U2 r' c' P: L3 s5 V3 cQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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, f/ b# w1 _6 zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

2 a. T- i1 d4 a, x3 }+ tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
3 T/ ]4 R+ e0 F" t7 ?6 dA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" L+ J" b7 P: N( \7 j) FA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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' q8 ~4 y9 W: f3 I$ s8 H, vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

- z+ L# Z; q" G; \9 v( AQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; `& q4 K4 d) l/ v0 xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 z: H2 U& f* O  ~' g$ U: KA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 f" r" ~, r8 Y: ^1 n3 e( V7 yA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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