Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 K1 y1 d0 d! s+ b3 ?Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 [8 V* e- t  R) g7 a0 sA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- u0 o: y/ d. b" W  _, _- Q" i; @Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% A; X: b. R1 _( M( PA: Your car.

0 @4 y3 a5 a; _5 t# t$ R1 AQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

  M& e3 V) n% A, [Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

4 Q3 p/ B' \; l7 a- [# ZQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 h4 q0 T3 g9 r6 I& G: fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 Z# C) S; L- k4 KA: The color.
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) a! \' r! _- u+ y% @+ `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 s4 q+ H. G# V1 S# n3 B5 fA: Heavy psychedelics.
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3 z0 h$ f- g6 K( w: eQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' b8 u3 A6 n+ \6 T: F: i7 zA: Carry loaded weapons.
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0 Q4 P* @  Y& v4 P* ?) DQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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