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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. + a: t* `3 w9 B; y( T; l7 l
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 A& i& R0 J, L4 DA: What for? He can't see my license plate. - F4 M" _! N) J* C7 N! |% E0 ?8 C+ j
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 ^! ]6 T. Y V, y0 h% PA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." }2 a4 | M( G, s) u& r
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? # o' K+ J9 _3 n5 g+ Z" l$ H) L
A: Your car. 4 W. z, S. R: h& |* z
8 A6 @: i9 \+ w9 I) H8 Q3 i8 b& N4 rQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) F2 @9 r' G- k/ _% AA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 {3 n0 V- |+ ?' W2 x1 O* O' ?A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! i7 W% [; k# J% l- kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( ?+ ^4 |: s8 a- zA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - C9 v: \8 V9 I3 Z/ ~
! C& A$ p2 ~+ h) s7 z" BQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; H, J8 g$ i W I+ qA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * M: u& u' y" C, M9 R2 U
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? $ u O% e! Y4 B5 Y
A: Heavy psychedelics. , M" s2 j9 @7 ?/ a# ]3 ]" @
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 O- P/ n8 ^/ |3 x4 lA: Carry loaded weapons. / g6 e$ U- ]: t, A5 B
6 y, `' {1 H% V$ WQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, R2 ]$ {. _# ~4 E8 ]- OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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