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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 w- U# ^/ }/ [9 u2 |9 P# t6 f: oA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( ~& M) Y3 B# O1 s0 H
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  q( B# Z  M/ U- o0 u' H/ C5 \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."   ~( S: ?* u, w
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ r3 m$ U" t" f( }* {2 nA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 ^1 H& a, I$ O4 Y% p: zA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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5 }& d. w" r6 o! nQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 f2 i# {$ j7 P8 I8 _( y* AA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 \' A& N; z- K( g- Q) }- K  vQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? , p4 j3 X: p, k' B2 G
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 ?6 T5 A/ v6 d; _: ~$ A1 p, s- DQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? . d- [& i3 l% T( q. C/ n
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.   o, f$ E0 Z) u* o) ]

' @& E2 Q2 o, ]4 T( [. G5 g0 tQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ k" w% T4 I# X* o, XA: The color. / F% s7 z! i5 s+ L2 ]

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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? $ G  D7 U2 q( S! N, j  j
A: Carry loaded weapons. 9 B, {2 k- B: l0 U

9 `$ I, J! a/ _( zQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 3 Q8 O0 H5 t% C, Q
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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