Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

$ ~5 M, B  ~5 w0 W. KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 @3 q9 j+ s; @. x: X; Y8 ^+ ?! LA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

# n  f0 D; _  P7 TQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% U8 m. ?' g0 o* ~$ g1 ?A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 S( r: A8 m6 c+ t& e1 G  x) {8 bA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

7 b% _) n$ ^3 y, V" v* LQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# u/ n! b8 w% {A: The color.
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% m& @! U! y* {Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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