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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 9 ~0 y' o) E! o' X. c/ S2 r/ w
+ N1 e) v- [" K0 r% M" m. C1 sQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 0 ?# P/ C2 G7 a/ T
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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5 F6 n+ j7 X! j# pQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% H3 P# U2 R. ^& k) x1 ~) R2 tA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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' Y2 }& u8 O) v! |. S# T# CQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" A& T" I1 B; _" ]A: Your car.
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- D6 ?( n* ]$ s( ^0 eQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; a* J2 \; k' v bA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / b. E$ a$ j7 p! |# J! d
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% [/ v# z% Z4 AA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' F: u2 S' l- D1 a4 W! f( _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; b9 x3 L4 v0 |! g5 \A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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# r4 | _( R! o+ N) @! VQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 3 @& q. H: P. S( ?% G
A: The color.
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6 w' P: E0 J2 f4 k- E4 C8 [Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. g m C$ w; D0 V7 Y* ^/ I4 eA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? - N: W4 y) f2 D0 M0 r
A: Carry loaded weapons. & w& _! p9 o$ w/ X
# ~* t2 v+ X b: s0 t: B) Q, S3 s& DQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? & E1 M% L, |8 a) m& U- e( K# B/ G; c
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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