Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 v' n# P+ n. jA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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  e2 p# l$ L$ x7 `6 CQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; v0 F4 b$ G+ ]A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) K7 V- I0 u/ }8 V1 `/ j- ?A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 m: q. q  @4 {7 t) s' @0 WA: The color.
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: S( {" ]" ~' H0 nQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 r6 W9 ^  D# ^) v* z- R, LA: Heavy psychedelics.
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. P! \% S$ ?9 a! g' nQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 V' k4 A* R. J7 w7 G9 ?/ vA: Carry loaded weapons.
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( ]- d  I( L9 F- g7 I2 OQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ O+ I$ E9 _7 w8 ?A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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