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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 5 @9 j+ u$ o+ l/ N& _0 o
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? . E8 T6 x: s: e$ L! g
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& I4 h* v% v1 P" k9 _9 I) yQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ) D) i  c; @5 D7 O( E+ W2 f  u
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - P" E! k' p3 |6 o/ J4 |

3 f- k% {( ]6 X0 ~7 }1 ?4 BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 k+ l: V! _( `A: Your car. # U- Z# F+ h" W( }
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . w5 c" E1 i+ ^% O5 t. E* I/ V4 v8 f9 t
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. & Q, f/ ]  K' O4 d" c
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' Y6 w) Z5 \$ J1 U, X4 y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( ?( p+ I, b$ N) Q9 v( Y$ K4 B9 GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 N- k5 ~/ Y+ [, HA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 `& z; V2 N0 c) j  ]
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?   L- I+ {% B3 P  f
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? " a( \; }3 c) p8 Y
A: The color.
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+ l: t' L/ W: }1 I. f- XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + f) |$ B. D& H* @2 X" a
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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* }  E$ ?, }; Y5 FQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? " M* e) A5 j" z# B1 D- c2 ^
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) L8 ]6 s$ K. i/ ?2 J* e! Y8 xA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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