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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. , z6 t5 ^ h: N& r
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 5 O2 h/ w8 a2 Q! v. f
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. & @9 A; n: P" Q/ i' x" d
, p2 b' ?" S4 U- ?" `Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 6 c# O! J( O: Z6 Q/ D* i4 `
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." , E, {& S" K6 C% [
3 q4 I, m, s! nQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 7 e9 Y: i$ u) w
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 p3 K! k( y( E5 C! v" j: p7 GA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 L/ |, F1 ~7 oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
x# @1 t, b$ j: W$ dA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * m" K" [! U; w/ p+ E3 ?
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
. U4 S" e- {6 eA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# _) C% X6 p2 Q- Q: w' I. OA: The color. $ T4 ~ ^8 r- l4 w8 E0 Q2 D2 X6 h
: u& L2 A7 ]5 a& p8 q% }. H2 KQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
o: o! L2 C2 a/ i2 l/ HA: Heavy psychedelics. % E' J* B7 e8 m2 h( J0 B+ j2 s+ t
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 D3 [ D. N( o$ h. Z1 aA: Carry loaded weapons. 8 I) J3 V3 i7 X4 ~4 b# J: k+ G
5 U6 l+ m# B" G9 ]* x3 VQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 1 b- S/ ~0 W# M' g& t2 z I& }
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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