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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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  \- u, a+ B$ `' x5 kQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 D4 X5 o' t2 `6 r$ b& k' TA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ) K# P, x7 h2 F) q
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) g% _" O; P- s5 [# H/ ]( lA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 9 `' p' l$ @8 E3 g0 }( V
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ i" c  [1 K& E7 B- AA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + z8 j$ N) h) e) B
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; ]* m; V( |- [3 }8 L5 R8 fQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? * R3 ]7 D& B3 m2 h
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. # e* s& F9 E' @0 _! V2 V/ O: ?; c7 x6 T
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( G; @: p/ n# J, v
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 z7 M; ], B. A. j) I3 N

1 R7 g$ n1 I- L; N' ]: B3 k; S4 k1 HQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 m( {8 }% w; u7 rA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? + b  e2 k6 ]; x  x
A: The color. ; l) u; C3 H- W) s3 i/ w& k3 s
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 `8 h& N: s. ~" DA: Heavy psychedelics. ( N1 ^- v8 N% I

- j! ?/ E2 O) {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 v+ G+ T2 F* h% L' e2 e0 p- ]( L
A: Carry loaded weapons. - A+ M4 K; o% L

: g7 j( M: Z( _; n, o+ gQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& Z' y0 Z8 g) [* E5 u* ]* oA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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