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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 5 Y, ~! t1 m5 R$ t5 P9 |+ A

( r0 |6 B* Y4 S; Q7 A: ?$ L1 pQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 9 n% g; y* P7 `. x
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ; k: p  Y+ c4 b, {3 O

/ l- ?3 O7 }5 R" x* I: d2 nQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? : _2 |/ f: v# L7 ^; Y3 d
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 8 T8 m2 P/ K. Z! y! `
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 9 _, \9 j" u" l: `) D
A: Your car. 8 @$ a7 \% _5 {! Q5 {) O
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# ?* p- [* C' w  M6 Q% |8 LA: Be too drunk to find your keys. / H2 B% q6 {9 ^" |
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 z/ ^; g& J2 e, OA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. _2 l0 k4 W' G/ T. k- s+ @A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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7 X2 n5 T3 ~! X  P$ }& B( S; CQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 1 Y/ W5 o3 _6 i8 f/ Q
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. - s9 @# |! r$ Z: t$ v# e
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' R& G' ^  p. SA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ B" a" |3 X% Y) |; qA: Heavy psychedelics. 1 @1 O) V- T) \3 e9 l
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ' x5 U. e( f: e5 e% ]" T+ l
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? / o: r4 i' Y/ f# r: l2 W; p
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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