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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : x/ t! f' ?2 Q
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 o2 {4 t3 R4 P1 ^' FA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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* I3 ?/ s* b/ w* ]" eQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; {6 u9 X7 d9 n# Q' h+ E3 Y
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' g2 h5 p$ B: @9 j; A7 Q% I [4 mA: Your car. ' K* W+ L- Y. x& M1 H# @: H' n" C+ ?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ G" b: U4 }, z( R& _A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? * G+ ]" R. |* M* d- j
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. - M& |4 ?9 s7 a
5 S7 L! e- @4 z. r/ i' B6 ^! W0 [Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; U- T8 i: H, Y# N# y) PA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. / r! Y* \2 t' l# V
9 U4 I& [$ Z! w! G6 H7 t/ a: wQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
y1 \) r' t. G) M6 `A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ A2 f w X+ `0 P9 [1 Z* u* g, F
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 7 n( P2 ~) U/ [4 @' ] x5 e
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? E; Z0 j u; {: E3 `0 f7 j* [
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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! M/ T( H- z' q! i9 } UQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
$ K& v- y( \; H0 v7 Z2 ^1 l" gA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 7 P3 X" t2 r8 y9 o" @7 H* A, f
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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