Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

! M5 }7 T( t$ q: k- {3 e6 k7 PQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ m' h- T  j. t. R$ `A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

& q# C: o/ y+ @& _1 OQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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; u3 w' {2 _' nQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
- ~" W! G. P2 _& }" j" YA: Your car.

1 f0 H3 X6 Q8 r0 f) Y7 f4 b0 Q) n: D5 uQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# @* `2 R2 }9 F+ M; k9 tA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

7 ~, F* e; h& j8 f! [Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

/ h6 Q. l8 Z& qQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! {" T0 s  c8 k3 ]! s0 R8 lA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& m; W0 l( g! X4 U1 g1 c2 eA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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. ~3 e1 d! b/ c5 L! x7 kQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 G- R/ t7 \  ?A: The color.

4 ?" \( U# B8 t) S" r9 k9 {8 HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

& b1 t3 p1 d- K  `4 l% P# CQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ [, X# S, h9 Z. L2 {# y/ Z. oA: Carry loaded weapons.
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! j5 h  c- [* O# w/ jQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 x: O+ \- y* U- Z. ^3 I: ?& \- BA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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