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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ! n, I( A& f" d. Y# y+ M
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ E6 o/ a* d' x/ z, NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 `/ [& n% c' a2 V# p# X7 WA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 ` m) G4 v' M8 AA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? & d0 M! D' j/ c
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. * I# f( i {+ r* m9 J& Y5 d
: Y% [2 N& |/ o/ X1 ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% f# L: O7 \& H& GA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 3 S) u6 i! d- [0 @( X& H/ a
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - D0 i9 v7 c$ X5 I
' L+ e. m k+ F7 A0 P+ WQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, g/ H( [$ u2 Y# @, ~9 QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 b3 x _6 X$ D9 x, BA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 B6 ?9 A+ E1 `A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? : {( @0 I1 l! K |% m& s
A: Carry loaded weapons. # u6 i" Y: P$ W5 [& h
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( z. p; ~5 n' N, I0 Y& X; J0 h6 s* fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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