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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. V6 R0 \: X* m% E4 p$ C
4 [- q0 V3 Y0 \: z2 m/ B1 I2 AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? % K# _% A+ x) s3 s) \
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. / w3 o4 Y- G6 I& }
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" S- R( U6 W; P/ l! m0 w8 G+ NA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: ]' T# n. O# L6 KA: Your car. $ d, i! c+ t# R0 }& ]
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# L* G. I9 v' Z2 `- ?3 M: O0 z% GA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : k% R7 K1 {1 C( |2 f0 F3 L7 b3 `: o g
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( B0 r( x: u( N9 P
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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6 L! P) m% N" T* DQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 Q8 ]. Y i' z0 _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 2 N5 x j, V" @* i8 w
A: The color. & }: B' l( H! ]4 N- Q+ C$ V% d
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ' W' _) X+ o5 P/ ^* x
A: Heavy psychedelics. 3 q8 s) O: {, J% h. v1 @
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 7 C6 a; U* V+ _ [# z8 R
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# e+ n; J; R# F' N% C5 QA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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