Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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' V( {3 H  x$ i& d5 e/ \Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ }2 I; q& j6 u3 X8 h: X; Z" HA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

9 {3 N2 h, W( X3 z" \" e; xQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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7 N6 [& D+ }: Q1 `Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ n8 }* [/ s  A' b' z( W- R* pA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

! V9 d# E7 l9 H; OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. l5 [' a: }1 z. Y/ \A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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& A. s3 Z' S9 E( k" b. F9 x! }Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! _8 d! y2 e  \& W: H2 r3 ]3 c8 IA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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