Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 e" T0 E/ |% \Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# y9 G: o: l2 i' a7 }8 OA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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2 W' O  F  g4 Z* J7 m$ v' w! cQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% h2 p' s8 ^/ vA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

, Q  u) [2 B: uQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
- q) L9 E' }* K5 WA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

" ?% E9 P6 |$ b6 _* S5 cQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: }8 d' p7 J0 W/ {- e+ VA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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9 J- D1 @9 y. T6 }1 K  @3 ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 {  Y. C' a8 ~/ \. K+ h1 q( ~A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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7 T; W7 r: i. L4 E0 ?: rQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- p1 I& i$ v# s; A& lA: The color.
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4 e% t5 F& [- Z7 @! ~7 u; n' xQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 Z% s$ }; N- E! h% U3 r2 l* n+ tA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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