Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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" Y6 l; |1 O  C4 }; Y0 y! _Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, I& m4 A$ v! h0 Z4 p8 YA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
' |! \: {3 j) D0 z) A/ ^, |A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 @; o8 U8 l) ?6 m/ b3 N$ fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 \9 \2 O8 q9 D; r# pA: The color.

; v( o4 k0 }4 z" i) \5 yQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 R- b4 h0 G1 E  sA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" I- F9 Z$ i0 Y, X' p: w% TA: Carry loaded weapons.

7 ?6 e- P, P2 EQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  q2 |: p8 X, f, {% TA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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