Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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; M' k" n' H( z8 cQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" x9 ?' `# ]( y) CQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

$ V" s, [  C6 e8 c* G3 }1 [: \1 ~Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

. D+ g) H* ~; rQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 x/ F) |4 D+ q% y& q* A- tA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

1 i' I, h; L, h) e4 nQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ X8 w0 t/ T* n( K, d: l% g0 ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% q8 f6 b! \$ r' W. b3 Z: RQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 y- @  W' x* G/ ]: rA: The color.
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9 y$ V: ]# E: C7 R# oQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 U: v3 u! _! WA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

/ ^" a% G( ]- q5 J* L; N! cQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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