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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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: ]. j! q! J% Z; GQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 0 q+ M* B( j2 y
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. # N* Z; J, H& L$ z1 y( G

) J" e+ w5 e+ |4 X* y5 j, b. {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
* H0 a9 |; ]  }0 b, X( ?' l9 A9 ~' Y/ bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. U7 R* p. n  n: _Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ [% G9 o: x. z& o. zA: Your car. * S& \! U: ?) L- e5 L; v7 V( x
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 5 ]6 n& O. M( ]; L0 O3 K' h) O$ K+ }
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. / u; ]2 {1 B( A* b& g* Z3 W

( \9 `8 i$ r! qQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 4 e% d8 G: f( ?9 y1 ?+ I0 ?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, E, L! j$ S; p7 TQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ i$ u9 m7 e4 N1 T; TA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 C/ ?' T  L1 ^) H! ]6 r

. ~. n" l, l, P+ f+ J3 rQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ; a7 F. h, l" a+ h1 x
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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- {7 V5 ~9 `6 nQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% Q" W% ^- u' @! b, w' |8 S0 p! GA: The color. 9 ^' Z1 k: F1 R" v$ H

7 j* F3 w+ p( LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 L! N& m. g( i% K, z. AA: Heavy psychedelics.
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4 w- }! X& v! W& Y) P+ _; mQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ K5 F6 f9 E: o( y% l8 F* yA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ) m. r' o3 n7 ]# Q" \' p2 r
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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