Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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% U7 h5 A2 d4 P+ @: J: Z9 OQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

/ A3 T6 p* h2 ~/ f# a3 ]) R1 mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

. g  r( w: d, P+ W1 X% O# VQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' z# n% H( `# q% w$ `A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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  S$ H; D' w& z* w  j8 dQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

7 B; K' f, a# m" x7 V* z5 y" ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  f5 X$ h5 B3 h' uA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ \  T2 l5 h6 Z! bA: The color.

6 N/ c! i9 F9 J5 R: w& VQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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9 v% K( l$ l8 X& t6 NQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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