Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! M; G0 V: a% C7 TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ I& B' m% Y& D/ l1 `8 @: [A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  G7 Q* D' t: ]0 F( l2 Y  o5 YA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 D6 V6 [: P! g# o' ~+ @' L6 pA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

' X$ c9 E' x6 [Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

+ s4 n, W2 Y7 M* hQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- \, H% G3 L( q9 M" z3 o* p! c6 h5 nA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) Z  }5 V) T  J  l+ JA: The color.

  ]7 ?% m( n( MQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; j( ]7 R! }& ~3 w. p0 _A: Heavy psychedelics.
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0 d3 F. A$ K+ a: {) N; d4 V0 W& ZQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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, J7 P4 h/ I* `5 x2 gQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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