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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 K1 y1 d0 d! s+ b3 ?Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 [8 V* e- t R) g7 a0 sA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- u0 o: y/ d. b" W _, _- Q" i; @Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? / l% L0 |: c* ^# s. e q
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% A; X: b. R1 _( M( PA: Your car. / E9 |; F( L% s: z) h9 r
0 @4 y3 a5 a; _5 t# t$ R1 AQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + M! c: g% j8 G4 ?$ q0 p; B
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. W7 H' n% |' r0 Q' m2 h
M& e3 V) n% A, [Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ) ^5 K% P1 Y( ~6 E( v
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ! M; Y3 p" j ]3 E% f& `+ g
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 6 O n G4 z5 W# {; {" J
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. : b+ h; W2 J6 L6 e5 J# t' h0 e0 S3 d
4 Q3 p/ B' \; l7 a- [# ZQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 h4 q0 T3 g9 r6 I& G: fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 Z# C) S; L- k4 KA: The color.
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) a! \' r! _- u+ y% @+ `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 s4 q+ H. G# V1 S# n3 B5 fA: Heavy psychedelics.
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3 z0 h$ f- g6 K( w: eQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' b8 u3 A6 n+ \6 T: F: i7 zA: Carry loaded weapons.
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0 Q4 P* @ Y& v4 P* ?) DQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ! {: }, z7 X) W0 g6 G/ w, F
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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