Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- w9 [/ M' l  g* p  BA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% u# [4 ]! A2 W: X) E8 nA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

2 V( x8 S* t) W, W. d  {: WQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 ^( ]; o  U, |& X  _) tA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ A# }6 }- L; ~) K0 O' W8 jQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

- ]4 x/ m0 b. {3 RQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 v3 N( N% _0 M& t! y' F2 wA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

, Y3 x0 V7 H0 f+ o$ WQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
, a) ~, L5 y7 r# }, Q! WA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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