Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ E6 o/ a* d' x/ z, NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 `/ [& n% c' a2 V# p# X7 WA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 `  m) G4 v' M8 AA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

: Y% [2 N& |/ o/ X1 ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% f# L: O7 \& H& GA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

' L+ e. m  k+ F7 A0 P+ WQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, g/ H( [$ u2 Y# @, ~9 QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 b3 x  _6 X$ D9 x, BA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 B6 ?9 A+ E1 `A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( z. p; ~5 n' N, I0 Y& X; J0 h6 s* fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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