Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ M$ j6 J5 O1 G6 a: l! |Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 w9 n3 c6 l# K4 H2 @+ vA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. S6 f' g7 G. q4 }. KA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& q) Q" _2 h0 E5 eA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 J0 G3 e) m! u7 ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" c& Z8 H! H- k" ~( |/ [A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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$ V2 ^6 v4 D' P, r2 Z' T' zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 e8 J: R3 _. i; b; [  hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! Q$ S0 f" x) B/ a* m& }2 C. Y1 d; zQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  {7 R* @) o" e: FA: The color.

$ ]$ z% F* b- N4 a, R0 G* UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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5 }% i4 W- F- u1 m- {) u3 eQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! _7 w; v* S  FA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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