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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' Y! v) e- }! \: e A
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. d, k+ i7 t, n" x0 N$ G2 }
5 R' X" A4 \8 UQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 b8 ~/ Y$ t( p& G( O& x9 U b
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 4 P. }3 ?6 {3 m/ ]' n
% q, T" Z. ^& ^6 g7 S, j% W' n7 Z zQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
- I8 c K; b2 _# M8 _. h' tA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* P# S" s+ A6 v$ HA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 Z _* E. Y' \' H5 a" R+ l# w$ R: F; }Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ; ^' u. H0 Z2 M
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. : l4 g& @& \2 t' V
& U6 M/ p5 o( fQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* G* R2 D p( C; p" }1 {A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. : ?* p" G I i
: Y% d& I* n. D" hQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" J' y6 o2 O8 v' SA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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7 ? [7 Z) t( `' d6 w- M/ Y6 nQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? " U& R" m/ E. H1 s
A: The color. * Q5 c U6 Z* [9 d
) m0 j. g. _2 w$ J" U1 F2 M' yQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# x( o6 H- A4 a# J0 H. lA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ) Y3 f7 j+ Q! i, D1 Q C/ W# l
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 n: ^$ [8 m8 K/ l2 t0 m2 EA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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