Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 C, I; F% i4 z% B, `  C8 fA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

; R% Z6 `' B: u. qQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, x0 d* C! Y. z3 qA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

) [7 J! M$ Q# I  N" k# z5 dQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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4 o  m1 F2 W5 S) f/ k- T( E/ B/ lQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
2 ]7 Q: P# z: x8 A0 M4 W9 S/ uA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

. S8 S3 X* X5 V+ z& YQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 _$ ~2 d& B, t5 D, H0 ZA: Heavy psychedelics.
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) ?# ~' ^' J8 \8 y% J6 DQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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