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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?   z& ^  |4 l& F+ \& e
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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/ K  S4 _, ]0 H* }9 X, s/ A  WQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 ]) n1 R  L& p6 X$ |* }* dA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" P1 @9 G4 M3 j0 YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 5 B' W' v; ^' ]% R
A: Your car.
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3 Z+ c3 d4 ~* JQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; |2 I9 j( _, R& yA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 2 a/ R2 A$ w, m: i8 Z
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& e, ], c" L% H. O4 c4 m0 A7 VA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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/ Y' c* K# Q' M1 g% g7 E9 ?5 mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 Q6 D$ G: z# ?; i; kA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # J; d' x/ L( L/ ?# v* c7 X3 L
A: The color. 3 }) ^) y% P& Y. o8 y9 D3 Z
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 V4 j6 k/ r! t' F5 c
A: Carry loaded weapons. " I' e' h. }3 Y7 d% K# S

$ ~% j' P/ A! }) W) x  GQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 8 g, X3 }4 _7 _8 n! [& r$ n
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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