Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

4 ~; p' i" k6 x% iQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
* V/ Y0 T, D$ P) DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 c! M7 n$ J' m& p; h& o# N! KA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ H% W* D, V3 X4 q$ s0 QA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

" i% T% V- a4 g. g, K9 s# rQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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" t0 Z. A1 ]* R5 @) p0 iQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 D6 y' B( t/ iA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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6 \: X% }2 V; F2 r& v) X/ Z* ~Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' X( {3 N' p4 T9 q5 p5 ?$ UA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ ~" v- Z; V- z8 \& WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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