Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& I4 h* v% v1 P" k9 _9 I) yQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

3 f- k% {( ]6 X0 ~7 }1 ?4 BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 k+ l: V! _( `A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( ?( p+ I, b$ N) Q9 v( Y$ K4 B9 GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 N- k5 ~/ Y+ [, HA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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+ l: t' L/ W: }1 I. f- XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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* }  E$ ?, }; Y5 FQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) L8 ]6 s$ K. i/ ?2 J* e! Y8 xA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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