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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ( p, O$ n8 U7 I0 T
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 ?! y* v9 T4 N( q& sA: What for? He can't see my license plate. * a0 L. E2 s4 D& D, a

5 J3 K4 t, w; @6 q* E. `Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; b  R0 [5 K  A0 \
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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# C+ ?) h: \$ o% ?1 w3 ]Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 n2 c  _( S8 e1 q) zA: Your car. ; q1 G5 ^" P2 c( X$ n6 g

0 H8 ]; e% ]- Z" p2 aQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . I8 I5 ~. o# Q
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 2 U" _6 I9 }0 Y9 e" y  ?* k8 F' V
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 r5 I+ _0 n9 e6 X$ b" ZA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( A4 h/ O# [% L6 I, jQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( T" L0 L7 }; X) i  J5 wA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 9 F6 `* o6 z! U: H% @% I& f& V: k
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" H5 x+ w; ~% o& O. z' X  E2 I5 tA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 8 s. h$ y, ]% @4 k+ Q: p& S
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 6 U3 H' D% g+ U8 x# k
A: The color.
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7 D$ h- X6 d2 _0 C" f1 cQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? * y+ C! G8 W# o  q4 A0 }) r6 V
A: Heavy psychedelics. 1 N$ m9 \7 M) H! S$ O0 R% p
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 4 g; L& k3 z' K/ N
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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: W& S8 m3 u; N/ e, YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ d$ Y: h9 b! ~  B' V6 RA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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