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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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; b% s) g" b( S% y: U( x! OQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ f/ C% \0 F+ K* xA: What for? He can't see my license plate. * z$ ?; q5 M+ E# z6 t4 q$ p
" a. X$ |% \8 @0 X& M oQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? / l# ~' ?5 O; h0 d
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." $ s) |# [9 i! [, [" ~0 y& Z
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ; E& ]* h! P: D: a0 B
A: Your car. $ \' I& j- `! G( L2 v
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? , P' f# p- j5 K0 Z
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. , K" f4 z5 `9 z/ x# u% ?& X" c
, R- H( F( r9 z: cQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 v2 x2 E# v6 p3 t. iA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) |9 ]" I; M0 e3 Y1 Z' b$ s) b
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. y" d: L% @8 z8 y5 C5 |A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * k: Q r7 x: y- @( O4 H7 }
6 Z3 W" h3 c, o/ D- E5 VQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 4 Z& ]; E! D9 J+ T! e9 \1 B
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 s; F5 p# q! Y! R6 V& RA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? : B% u6 n( n- k8 f" k
A: Heavy psychedelics. 9 H0 E/ X$ k4 r6 B
2 a& B! _& u; b$ i5 q9 OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 I7 c1 H! f5 R; `A: Carry loaded weapons.
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: ^% X% \+ |- |8 s4 H/ uQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 f. J7 q' L9 V" Q. i7 ^6 j& E
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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