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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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' M; ]9 q2 r' @1 w) E& n7 H: rQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* W2 ]3 E8 R1 n( L; CA: What for? He can't see my license plate. . K& y; Y4 _; @4 r. N  ~9 ^5 o% |
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ h* r$ B/ g3 c% V, o' VA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ) {7 W) H, D6 V5 l
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 2 X: [6 h! z6 C
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. / C/ z( x3 d) }; i) _
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 o$ ]+ G" O1 E6 tA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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6 Y6 ]7 e: }- `4 p- h% \; t" B0 b* wQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? % e6 |2 a6 [; a
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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) h$ n; x& _" V6 {7 q4 V4 F6 M) qQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! r8 u7 G2 i9 K( ?# e9 vA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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( H# ?/ F3 H; o# P  [Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?   @$ n2 S7 A5 C  a
A: The color. 0 [% {+ N  ]' S* z, x% K# d

+ p1 Y: D8 f. Z4 A# l+ r$ o; Y* gQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + P$ n6 }: \+ X0 @7 C! y
A: Heavy psychedelics. 1 c* u* m8 L% P( l0 z
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
9 M' t! i' s4 P  h: A% LA: Carry loaded weapons. ! V# S" I( p1 ~* Q) f: b; d. C' o

+ y% R  k" b# `. O# W1 gQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ v4 z) s+ s4 b2 Q+ \5 DA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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