Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' e/ I3 u2 m7 @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& M9 R5 u3 d. O$ ?+ D( H% c' h* R" H8 uQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

3 p: ~4 I5 A3 F8 S* I' N/ j2 H# b& RQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 q# k8 }4 u; kA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 @5 P& Y* D) f: @- r( J* AA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

. d- V9 Y1 r) z/ QQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

; k3 i/ b/ P6 `& q- IQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  R' f: K$ v5 W: ~3 u( V$ v3 pA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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- Q7 s3 m) n0 |0 l  ~/ R7 @Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 Q! V& {% L% _- z- VA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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