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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 b! k Y& P @/ \6 A- `A: What for? He can't see my license plate. , Y, d% ~3 ~# u% d. e
C; t- i" ]& DQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 4 U1 H) K$ w* d. ^- W2 S: ~
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." * w# x/ ^7 N( ^5 P" V
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? . n: ^% g9 g- y& H! s, M6 j& _8 C" Z
A: Your car.
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* g5 }1 ?0 ~& I( V" R/ P$ rQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ( t: i) o: q, S" M' t; A
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 U. ?# r# x; h) _) {0 O) nA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. . }5 ^( w1 W, ?* v* v
! m7 Q4 M* g! e) ~3 w- i( YQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' J; [- `5 S" |7 C* ]. m+ a
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ! |6 x# e; s! K& u' H
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 2 J1 f5 |3 i6 S& B5 V- w
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ T/ H$ R4 w3 ?9 Z( MQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 7 t/ d% Y( k5 W# ~* ^" m6 K
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 q, h; {0 J9 cA: Heavy psychedelics.
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4 l& p7 K. Y [; pQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? & z y; C) p$ I9 M" } k% G
A: Carry loaded weapons. " {& a' \* j: T% F/ t: v
: J. F) l7 l J1 TQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ; z6 w( A: `3 `' u ?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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