Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" e7 {7 E3 o; \8 Y8 W! Z. `A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. P. C: q) p0 M3 Y6 EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ Q0 R- R# a4 S) wA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& O; D" v/ z& u# z. kA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, q2 b* D  [  X3 }# D5 E  EA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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- I' ]  `3 n9 N/ w7 z% IQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

, _2 u3 U3 X& B; r! L% @Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

& p0 u5 p6 T, k+ c& ?2 ]. NQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( u/ {' L3 a8 [) ^8 P: ?% H* e' wA: The color.

8 V+ o; ?; w9 k* f3 P. HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ U( e6 y; v& @9 vA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 v( M9 p6 N3 h! e. }7 _: `( d) M4 `A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
3 J8 }: A, |2 X5 g8 ^A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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