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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ E: O( U- t% Y( e) G {( xQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ! h$ S0 @0 a! T6 g9 ~( `' {) R
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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" ^# W: e* \2 EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
a" |! [( [, b$ \+ R2 ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." : X1 y8 z3 a; e, z: @; V) Q
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? % K1 t% U; K @8 N( B
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ G- \; y* r0 \# T4 }$ zA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 5 n7 Z* h* I, e6 [: x# \# v
" N6 d2 C+ Q" BQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? $ Z/ l8 A* ^8 p
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. / I. @2 M- m9 v* A8 v5 F) u
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & g/ ?: S! u4 i% O, c
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. " p0 x) I1 s4 W" T
) i7 t6 B' H2 t3 k3 BQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ x+ x$ J6 z7 r- g: M2 M5 fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. # K& e- G" [* K) I- y# Y
; r2 f8 X9 U( U7 L3 y& u# _. bQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? : D) v$ ]) `8 f+ ~) o
A: The color.
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5 O; d& F4 u h" v0 ^Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 1 @5 L: c1 _( ?( l7 n
A: Heavy psychedelics. ) ~" f& a% W, m6 U' d
4 k" U8 ~: ]5 z* n5 t, YQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& w. `: S5 i/ v8 BA: Carry loaded weapons. ; K. g9 x+ W/ G: Q$ m4 M
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ' g! {8 D4 R# t
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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