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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! X, K3 i1 @; M# Q) HA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& u6 ~1 }$ R S1 Q$ @" LQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ H* {! ]- p) \& L MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ! A1 `8 _( c* R; r
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ F+ f1 t" H: J$ S' W/ ^% ^A: Your car. ! x: `/ y% |4 t$ l. K% k
/ d; M( h; P" V1 oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 T- `7 l t+ C: s# a! qA: Be too drunk to find your keys. + Y0 {( _0 A9 G) s/ s/ n% j7 t- a
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& ^" W1 v5 o9 }( K& bA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + L( x U; A6 I Y2 P2 u* J
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( G: ?! _: P% Y2 d
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. , m) e Y8 \! _9 ^. i/ ~
5 W; A- i3 T3 X% iQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- L& E5 g5 J- x5 a+ U* y1 C; KA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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/ K' o7 @ L( JQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 t+ t+ y) |4 `A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? W: W X; K" b" S+ T
A: Heavy psychedelics. $ y/ _( i3 x$ Q) ?: v3 U- ^
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? + k4 H) D/ Z' C) K3 X3 u1 l' [
A: Carry loaded weapons. 9 {/ |4 x H3 @% u0 j) K4 w5 d5 e, ]: Q
. h9 N. U/ U5 k: yQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' n# z* b3 R2 i' Z. x+ uA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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