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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 V) Z% l5 n- }1 g% C) qQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ M/ Y- h$ Z: ^" \A: What for? He can't see my license plate. d6 r/ P0 q* u' {- |2 z) M, J
1 e: }' {5 h. E( ^" D v6 ^' EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 j+ c2 x( a' [' N+ bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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& C0 t+ o- t- S s* ?Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? : o6 o" l. S7 ]( J
A: Your car.
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+ Q$ [9 i7 L+ I& M. f" Q% WQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; n) w, r1 M) h, U0 m3 n5 XA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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/ F! i+ D- o- Z/ BQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 @4 c ?5 Z- B4 s$ iA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ; S; ^* I/ K9 w9 z* {* S
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' m+ n' b! Z* G4 `
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. : e5 w4 s6 \/ M' J$ L0 z
# R) o1 l+ V+ ?# g5 oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 _+ D1 Q# I+ {8 NA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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; u5 `% Q( J9 c& EQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? : V6 q! n3 C3 _
A: The color.
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9 b6 J! J/ B LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: `# S2 C6 {" T9 \- NA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 4 v- l# m& E: P% q0 K
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ N9 v3 \ n& oA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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