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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) L' q( E7 P E; gA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ Q9 T, L# J9 M$ \3 ]A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ! M B" g! t7 O3 P, {
* i* M9 E+ m% ~; p3 qQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 1 z. M3 h; u7 [; V
A: Your car.
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) M: J- j* X) B% R1 Y2 nQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 `- {5 k1 e4 ]% e4 qA: Be too drunk to find your keys. , K- i9 u s) f1 i* T n
/ ?) `; ]5 M& |5 T1 Q+ rQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 G" M0 k* K1 Q$ X0 `, n1 {6 |% fA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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5 o/ h, G2 ^# y0 ^* P: LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
X- e4 j; l6 ~# {( SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - ` H* [% M: j) L9 C# a
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 E) L! o+ {) B' m& J5 aA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ; O! x5 ~. O' j% [, x1 w
# w2 q, T X; G! g3 d9 d8 s! GQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 E" |. j. J" I# ?( s, k/ h |A: The color.
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6 m1 \5 J' [) o' ]; o4 RQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ! A/ b3 Y" v/ O0 Z4 ?0 N* h( [
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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3 S$ @2 Y* J- f$ |& q9 Y6 |Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ( t2 S$ Z) y% }# B
A: Carry loaded weapons. 7 l3 Z, J0 C6 B3 X+ e
2 Z1 b! [: T: r# s( m5 x& B; e! ZQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 2 \8 }: }/ }0 y
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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