Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 z- a. e5 v7 h% v$ h. G+ JA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 b6 O. t& H7 r! k$ o8 M1 W. p3 k) UA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* ~. O1 q- C& }3 a9 H0 C$ b3 L0 n8 PA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ J3 Y$ ?! q9 B, F3 d, ]A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

$ g- t& ^0 G3 ^1 F0 x5 yQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 O4 R* i) I' ]; k2 N; X/ EQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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7 D: H  Q$ [" v& T0 e# JQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% _' n' d/ L" z9 S1 U* b: \A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( R" B4 T# f2 n$ y* FA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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