Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

% h! |* V  l9 _! r; S, o5 uQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# P( Q, |5 D& a& \A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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: A# [6 i0 l) RQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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9 w, U; O1 O6 _9 [2 AQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, z, k+ {7 ^* ]3 YA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

& [. p6 {2 d0 s# h7 L( [+ `Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

/ ^/ v- l) P' m; V' Z5 D( {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ k: L  Q2 Z$ qA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

  v" J: P2 R& _4 t  a7 iQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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% f  I" [: A: X; R7 f: _+ T6 r5 ]Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 H: I% N0 }" TA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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