Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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7 T& o' j/ ]$ |4 j. oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
; k$ o. d+ W+ W" Z  }A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, l9 o% |. L6 `& O# x5 WQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 `1 O( Q% J' w' l. w9 fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

- P' W5 ^/ j. n+ \- UQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 G3 P( P+ N$ H# ~6 \; W5 e8 W& vA: Carry loaded weapons.

9 C3 p. u. }( Q7 rQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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