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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ) j$ @1 k5 w& a: f
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& f# d. x* G) I/ w* Y( ^A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - d2 r0 u: o; d2 }/ X
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 G2 X) c; C2 n
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 T" g" F+ M6 P0 ]. j6 ]A: Your car.
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+ w* V# A0 `- Y/ a9 B1 RQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + ^9 N# E: b' R
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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- s( e2 ~% d5 E2 p* W8 N) ?. uQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% O. P+ B4 R# r5 r3 ?" a/ vA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. % X# Z$ S6 t3 {" l: x, B
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* y, S, l1 @( Z- n. _5 AA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ' K3 x4 b+ g) b" V! `! D
8 j: {' `: L/ p0 g( n% ]$ RQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( {- A) y/ E+ p5 aA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 0 z" ~+ ^* y+ f, d
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! g! q1 e4 F& m3 NA: Heavy psychedelics. , ]( o0 L7 I4 a% W8 Z4 s
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 6 W) I' v- ^' E) v0 Z* \
A: Carry loaded weapons. 8 l% x8 q6 `* F9 x7 P* a7 `
# F' f5 K$ {) @2 oQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; `* Q1 j% U8 t+ nA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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