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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. e: U# F7 a5 ?3 N+ n$ K
3 U$ p D1 l; e2 m" FQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? , a) H* R/ ]0 _' r/ S3 Y7 u9 t& X
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. . y% E; e; ]6 {( v7 a/ ~3 S& t
+ t1 n7 }- {( K. zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? . Y3 Z- T, U- s! j+ n+ U6 M
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." , B8 K6 Z1 q. ~
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ' w6 S( Y3 {. w# `
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ) f" E1 V9 P5 r3 i9 |0 O* f
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ Z3 J6 O: C+ R5 A- n# |
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- R" ^# h: E8 [8 l1 [. e. `( M sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 7 C, p1 w k1 Y* D
. v6 _) F& T( o- ?1 G( o6 z4 ?* zQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? * x% u7 ^& p. s2 @! b
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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. q5 c' p& u; ^& ]9 N, a8 M; FQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 s' x4 {% V2 |5 T" ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 {8 m2 i2 g3 h+ mA: The color.
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) }. d# T8 g5 E1 F1 L- V5 fQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 Y! j2 a5 E+ M% z, TA: Heavy psychedelics. " {* d' \" B' M* p. i& _5 z8 Y
/ B$ u0 N6 Q; `6 HQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* e6 H* |8 a* n- n( Y9 L- DA: Carry loaded weapons. " i+ L2 ^0 w! s: ]
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? . k- M1 ]. `6 E
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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