Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

/ M5 e! k8 F0 wQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: G1 `3 ]& \! NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) w5 d4 [" r' j7 v* Q! m: h) ?# G# t; W. DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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# W# D  j; ~% k! ^Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ e8 o" h3 {/ w+ n+ MA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

2 h3 ?3 ~8 y8 d+ m7 t& kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* E8 H4 Z* e; J7 V7 KA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

% }2 A! [8 m# U* X, d9 x9 }Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! K/ N+ l+ f2 m8 s% t- AA: The color.
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3 ?* e% a) q6 I/ f- [0 Q4 ?Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. H8 Z7 V1 D9 o8 J$ P4 aA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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