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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? # ^9 ]0 \; l4 z$ }8 V0 S
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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% g* `0 ]/ s/ y4 F+ P+ V! I, J+ ^! {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ i7 B3 y/ c% N8 V, \6 ]A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." $ e% t6 h0 e* I1 ]! B
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ' l; X7 E1 Q% u0 R6 U
A: Your car. * O) M8 x% u  B; {

8 h+ m! G5 o! r9 A! q( H3 mQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
! M; |3 b* P- H3 ]% rA: Be too drunk to find your keys. * B0 ~% N; U6 h  Y
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  t% F7 B' F, m9 E6 q& l0 J7 KA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ' q: z* Q1 [4 y  d
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
7 X& t- j3 P( VA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. # i, I% C) t, L# k3 f

2 A4 G+ b  c+ BQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 8 g' s3 D/ ~3 S  R6 `8 v
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 0 O, ~& h4 T  k- A( q& o8 L

( k/ }" @3 l' k0 O6 cQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 {/ F8 W- p6 Q2 F& R. U4 SA: The color. # J0 K2 ~! ]7 W) `: A  N  }( N
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ; s7 ?* t( X+ ^7 V" M
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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/ C) f) g5 u! ^2 [' {) Y& tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 [" g# c4 ^& L* o% |5 }0 i! Y
A: Carry loaded weapons. & s8 V9 q+ b  g: Q0 n
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ F; h8 h; x. W. L/ ^1 fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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