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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 5 b" o) U1 E6 p
/ M5 e! k8 F0 wQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: G1 `3 ]& \! NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) w5 d4 [" r' j7 v* Q! m: h) ?# G# t; W. DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 4 d9 ?) t/ E4 T3 w8 V4 I, a
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? " p% ^$ f% i z' _- s
A: Your car.
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# W# D j; ~% k! ^Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ e8 o" h3 {/ w+ n+ MA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ' [% M9 p3 e- H4 [, C l1 m# A8 _
2 h3 ?3 ~8 y8 d+ m7 t& kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* E8 H4 Z* e; J7 V7 KA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 5 |2 X( P g F, s! @6 l
% }2 A! [8 m# U* X, d9 x9 }Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & `5 C1 ]# [+ V+ g
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? / q4 K- D J& g2 L
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * {, ^8 m$ ~( k5 u9 g6 G U) I4 d
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! K/ N+ l+ f2 m8 s% t- AA: The color.
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3 ?* e% a) q6 I/ f- [0 Q4 ?Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ( c6 `; J* i" |- n# d" ~3 J
A: Heavy psychedelics. & O6 l6 z# S0 J
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 8 _ e% d4 {5 P+ [
A: Carry loaded weapons. F: `0 |0 K% W' L3 @4 H
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. H8 Z7 V1 D9 o8 J$ P4 aA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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