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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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% L6 z! |# k5 j& i. C% e6 {Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 o4 q* Y# r( cA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( y6 N1 r( l0 m( uQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? " z: t0 L( z. I) T8 n: l% _
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 d2 S) d# p" vA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  v/ o7 Q4 P' k  R! o" aA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  f5 Y5 t7 q6 d& v, ~1 j- w) r% YA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 9 y4 Q: o: q  y) _0 g! X
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . s2 `7 w6 F! G" g% m
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. " [$ i0 F5 Q% w
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 2 x. Q3 y* e# j, B& ~1 T2 H
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ! T7 l3 d7 e3 f
A: The color. 2 ]& M& Y+ r1 b4 [
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + ~) i; X- r, n0 W; j" t( x
A: Heavy psychedelics. 9 G7 u6 M) x( H* o) Q
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* L( m8 p7 d+ F( k6 k- f3 DA: Carry loaded weapons. + H( d: L' T& x$ g! h% |
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& {4 V0 Y. v4 m3 j: k: c& A5 WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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