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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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# }$ i' N2 g7 r- _1 j: A, nQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ ~- w _" {- j+ ?- a( Q8 N# z" yA: What for? He can't see my license plate. : g5 a* f1 w- ]" e' [# W# s% t
. W H1 b1 K6 W1 ~Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) E5 d' C& E- w! x8 A& \# uA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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3 g2 }5 ^& {- iQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, k5 r! L. L1 {; E$ fA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& f9 X: |) @+ ^A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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( I( E7 g8 S8 E7 a2 kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ( z$ B- j% `: m( `! H8 q
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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. ]: [7 G3 D# m- T6 c( tQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* T; l6 M9 r8 Q) q! a: a hA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 2 G$ _ }3 c+ r1 D" N
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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|; l7 `8 x4 A2 TQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ X6 ?" t+ d& U6 j: ?8 ^A: The color. 5 ]0 H6 G/ z1 j' t
0 i: }" W8 h; \6 I3 |; }8 lQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& }: D8 ?: Q) Z9 U- l( KA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 O8 d: G/ o, }A: Carry loaded weapons. & i3 }3 f% i4 [. [5 ^9 Q
9 u" L! _) |, n6 d. GQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& v4 ]& S! T# w& ?4 B0 g U; a4 P& T' JA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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