Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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% L& W: ]6 q1 s7 n) r4 y5 ]Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 ~: c. P1 [' {9 LA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

" Y* h- w! }8 Z+ l. ~# w; q& Y  VQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 Z$ I5 l8 K5 ~# R) c8 J- sA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

% w8 O( Q) N2 Z2 |. G0 vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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* _$ [  i0 V0 g( \' s8 xQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 f/ @' B9 W: t2 d6 z; V3 [Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 |. w# e( J, o" x& z, `6 Q+ w3 WQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 g# X# X* N4 ~+ kA: The color.
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( G% ^) g7 V+ \" e8 K8 oQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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' V2 ?2 G6 [! e: nQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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