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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 8 P% @, f5 }/ S# O
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. " ~3 v0 ]# g2 f5 L
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 2 {. Z K7 ?# a3 i/ s% g
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." . f0 `4 X) d0 t* h
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ; _$ I4 V9 T& y
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
b: y. ?* T' I/ W" bA: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ F& n g+ N0 A- e: c
! c' F# }* h7 ?$ B& JQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 2 Q0 z2 l! O; } `+ r+ J1 G5 n
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. . B* F4 C" z, A0 J" y3 a
9 p) U' [0 ^5 ]; Z/ M+ b) H( P- IQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: r- q% ~' l% {A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; A& C/ F$ B" T/ f$ PQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 T0 H4 U" G# P7 NA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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( n, }4 S' F OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; M* } N0 A; m2 FA: The color. * z. |" S+ \- j6 ^7 N) h5 c8 d
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 1 E: w: `% I: f0 x" f( u9 B
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? - \3 c' P6 z- o: m' o# j
A: Carry loaded weapons. ) `$ J+ A" G$ b; f; v( K1 [- A
0 z- ~+ q% ~: v1 xQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 6 p8 B( E! ~' L/ c: @/ v
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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