Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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0 g* |1 d7 w2 ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( F& y- L: z- t+ j0 _A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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3 G$ H0 j7 m. j/ ]% BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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* }5 Y, n1 i! T6 f, dQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% n2 D( {0 j2 L3 y8 BA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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$ |* `+ E% C$ \* D" eQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 `( q; H+ |+ h, i. ?A: The color.

7 |9 o* k& q  Y3 s8 {4 R2 IQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 u( c  Y. l: z! CA: Heavy psychedelics.
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$ k1 I0 Y5 s9 d, L* d" G1 sQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

% m$ }% s4 ?5 OQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 o1 C3 a2 m. V* {; j  OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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