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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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; ?% }; P- z2 A4 g' BQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ H" z8 [0 I4 a$ F VA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? % h. T+ A% `5 t+ N; B& D
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! a5 T8 q% o1 M8 B( I; JA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 B8 g0 L5 g9 A2 E% d5 v6 WA: Be too drunk to find your keys. " d( D3 [! {9 K7 U6 Z. w3 G% {
% ^- _2 Y9 D* j' G/ H- V) KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? * Y$ I" N6 c, }2 k8 c; ?" U
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. , J2 g3 @$ Y3 ]; ~2 f/ `
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ A- v8 [( C. }2 M. `: H \/ B. \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 1 o/ r. H* f; u
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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* v. B7 ~9 ~/ R! DQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? + a% X% H) Y3 p, y/ \6 m
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? . l* L% V$ d4 w
A: Heavy psychedelics. - }* A1 f* I+ C' w0 S/ u$ J" n
0 y2 v" ]4 Q3 g5 S; p; {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ( M7 X# K3 G5 s4 @% T$ ^7 c
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 z, S" D: i1 s9 p- u, y; ~* SQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( r* f& s( i+ L* L* b6 {- G7 V* y
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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