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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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( p# i3 g  Y8 x, u. yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 7 ~2 A/ k, m- D! G
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. % f+ Z2 ?& ]; x9 M0 [+ E/ B5 {. w1 F
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; S6 X5 u. N2 }( b
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." & A0 P5 V7 [+ {" L
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! C: F! R( M% q) A0 u
A: Your car.
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; s! d2 z! d0 K) t9 DQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 k" z1 M  A1 L4 g/ F8 l3 G3 u+ N, wA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 L' Z  V0 ~' x$ `; v7 W8 ~! p0 ~
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ( E% P' e! \2 N7 I
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 p0 ^' r: K5 PA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" X8 J% {1 V1 ]4 R: N& d' oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 r0 w: j8 F: V/ _- `A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, v- C% j7 S6 Q- g3 pA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 S, z3 _! @( E1 g5 a* d4 [A: Heavy psychedelics. 4 v9 R0 U5 G% [6 L: C% J

8 u- g4 Z$ k. F2 ^0 iQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) E& c% ~5 U# c$ x( V' W9 V# ^A: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 g- E% T* N) `& c! p% U* TQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ! R; |1 D1 O" t) A' ~; x/ K; d
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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