Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* V$ h+ H4 T( E% b9 d; `5 dA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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; [  K+ c9 k4 `0 [/ {5 A3 GQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. E" ^4 t, H+ v( _7 f7 BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( l+ \+ V: J4 e$ zA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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- V9 d3 a8 y' Y% A$ NQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* F5 p0 M7 Q1 e+ x' m9 Y) qA: Heavy psychedelics.

0 Z( m. C- c! D  OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( v' ^- U6 e3 {, \( d' H6 gA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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