Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: M0 N' q# w, b& F# XA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# ~4 d2 M/ p/ wA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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2 \! E- U' u3 l, z6 C& wQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 }& `! e- }- A" Z1 ]( R& NA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

+ q$ G# l. A6 [/ I. h+ K, [Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- R4 k) E" c0 `, ^  n% w! zA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

% j3 ~  a  y3 {0 o0 X, zQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 ]) D2 h3 I7 U/ z8 @A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

: k2 M8 ^2 m# Q  B) b# gQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 j* s0 ]4 r% d  T* s; `; S& YA: Heavy psychedelics.

1 X5 J) V% u/ l4 }8 nQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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. ^( F; [* v. D7 [5 I/ @& RQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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