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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 x# a6 B$ x3 J X- AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 0 i0 F: d8 L3 d2 K7 G
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? . m5 K3 S( P& M% c1 i
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." & Q) P5 }- v1 `- q$ H4 k
. I1 ~0 c( ?" x% X: gQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? / r, W; I3 I# K1 x( R+ Y, ]6 U$ E
A: Your car.
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5 H; a4 f* R2 k; U( cQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 j; T( ~! Z, ?" U" ~( pA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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8 [1 H; x- v% Q2 y) pQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ) T$ v; X/ T9 U1 O! K3 P
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) \) J8 w- Z4 C- `
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 d. d0 P% q; e' F
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- J, [* q; V1 jA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / i" M! s9 b" P" a1 I! _7 \# K
9 d3 J& ~* W! Y- f5 B. P; LQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 o" E. K2 x! `1 C) P' R
A: The color.
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2 ~3 j: [" {6 ^Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! L' Z' ~: {# b& h! SA: Heavy psychedelics.
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; z3 A0 T" q: C1 n3 x. @' F* rQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 i* d% j( Z) Q) [* p2 l
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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( a- n3 U0 y: m' T6 ~3 J" }! v* `Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. G" x/ E: I9 L4 N; l( I3 AA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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