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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 5 W: V% G; k. Z
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 7 Y. n. `( K! f2 z7 f2 t6 O
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 R+ H$ i6 Z9 F$ u9 Y3 kA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! F4 Y% P6 }  r5 Q
A: Your car. ( Z2 z. w; u8 h  z. L1 [/ ^) ~
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 4 R% L% l' K% c/ `  I" j
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. / c0 J/ M) c# l# N7 i
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 3 Y1 g3 C2 a6 y. n; R
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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; ?/ R* t; s- b- D) A5 U% FQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 5 G" t: Y0 Y' U5 z
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? # T& [! f* ?+ p  Y! F- R2 Z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! j; m6 z/ M4 g* `+ v. VQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 t& Z; I/ |4 e/ E+ nA: The color.
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) C0 {5 P6 x* ~Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ) B+ {( G4 ?; L
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? * O4 h% }, E5 s: P" N+ A
A: Carry loaded weapons. 4 [# a+ G! z! b( U

. y% q# z5 b& Z$ U2 KQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: ?  y! A' h" Z: M* OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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