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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % Y# D& {8 d% f5 F+ v  K6 N8 B

$ A- I5 c1 C; P6 HQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 7 o- Z/ ?# w3 Y8 \6 i) {( B
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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2 @3 ?# j( q2 \0 E/ \Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? $ e& y( }; }- S4 W6 h# s  @. i
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ( }* U( e! C2 u
A: Your car. $ W8 e6 a! E3 f  L4 I
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. y5 I* I3 n# C' C% P3 v; B2 WA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 3 j% b1 ]# f6 i8 A/ e) v) v" `4 _

3 V( Q2 s/ h" _% d" `8 C- oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & _$ A, B$ t5 [" I. f: ^$ r3 N
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ! |: g( C3 w' d; f5 B

2 H3 [, \. N+ p  l; L9 u9 U* {Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' X" P7 Y- a% m
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. , Y+ e. Q; J& q0 m8 k

' d# l- ~( D. b+ z- eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? * |+ X+ W. w+ X4 W1 O5 V
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. , A: f/ h- P/ O# F. g

0 }+ |' C: ^6 ^0 hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: Q+ ]( f9 j, ?& [. I' ~# _7 KA: The color.
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# D" P6 x$ L4 Q4 _4 m8 O7 `; ]Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' e! b9 F* q: OA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? * [/ p8 H% `8 z. V' e
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ J8 E. t" f5 L& D' rA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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