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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. # U% U# q, G( z" i
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ; U- u7 d* r  |
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. & F+ z1 v6 c6 d
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 4 D7 ]: g. G  k% g- ~/ N# u
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ; V# t/ T% K( v5 K6 L) V

# o7 _. k% o+ T9 A4 }8 Q; }Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 b) ~' v3 T/ c& C$ r& N% \A: Your car. : p3 C; T% |( V. E7 h) R: N

/ E4 u  T5 x/ W: MQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 a3 r/ ?1 ~  p0 ]0 l/ [8 f9 AA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 1 K6 d: V2 k  G

, D" M) X* f8 h; G3 Q& }8 V% w, TQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' u. G6 F# C8 |( G6 ^) @A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 v" S0 E, e( h5 l9 x8 z- Y( H+ }Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 4 X3 R9 N" M; \" H8 r/ E( R
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ) |9 G' ?% g1 u2 y  c
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? * V4 c. A* B% z( g
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. , g1 j! }7 C9 B7 ]

8 {2 R' t; t6 v& M+ t3 ]( c4 jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # t; M! e  t( ?5 o$ G
A: The color. # x/ z+ ?) @6 e6 y+ f  m

. Y" Y+ ]' t# n1 ~/ N% L8 e/ o9 VQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 u& n. B$ v- \2 i# m1 iA: Heavy psychedelics. 5 @, a; C( x5 m$ l
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, B; c, F6 `# w' c* S7 YA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 y8 p  y  a, m5 @4 ?A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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