Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# r0 b- N/ f& I  g  \6 rA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- I& l. Q2 f5 q$ ~* P% y! sQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 s8 }/ s' Z: EA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

, a% p* A9 F2 o  BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 P- p" T7 J* U) o4 AA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

2 j9 I' D# Y# f. j# I0 CQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& T3 ?% u& `) h( J" e3 KA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 ]7 ?6 n2 g' C" `, _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  p, ]) z: I+ S2 ~, U3 F5 q# SA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) H: @: ~: u, ?% t/ pA: Heavy psychedelics.

/ j& Z( U7 }( q: {6 a+ W; UQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
3 e3 y; F- |. d/ X$ h( Y( NA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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