Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

7 ~7 J% @; n3 AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

6 y; ^/ i2 a% c1 \, nQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

" R# R  }; o* {  \Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. X( t) f0 ~1 B9 v) C' YA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 h5 O( ]/ [8 y& W4 c9 [) @A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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3 D6 d  ]" L5 k' @4 P8 f1 m. p( |Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; ?: b1 }- x* ~$ ^1 x3 |+ lA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

9 W  f" ^/ Z6 A8 fQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 i8 L& n% i* x& NA: Heavy psychedelics.
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( x  S; k4 l  K; I. G8 z/ `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ V) ?6 t: l; x" }A: Carry loaded weapons.

1 j- {8 Q/ w$ k+ j" P" gQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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