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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 Z+ W2 _# u v9 z
" S6 k* m' U# @- I+ RQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
9 F3 j2 i* k! B6 nA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 _" D* F# u) X/ Z
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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+ a5 n( Z& u3 }' U* }( m4 F. WQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, F7 L, W t. @' I- UA: Your car. 8 [: K! h+ S" ^, N: P
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 9 q$ l' U6 ?+ l* C, o. i
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 8 d$ b1 s& G' X; W. B- x p7 i1 |
% t; Z$ ?" h! m' r& c7 z% d+ bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? * i' c& y& ?- I2 i3 f: c; @
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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/ P6 H4 Y' G3 oQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; ?3 U/ Q! b! w" _5 j- r0 zA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. $ s. m- `5 H- B1 d
1 { P# E/ l) Y, N) kQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* P. h, {. T! k9 [% o( mA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ( A) u2 K1 h ^3 x; ]# S% b1 a
. g& t, q H- n; u* K P/ {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ Q+ T1 ]" u8 G/ XA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 F1 ~* i& P$ `. \0 S: o: ^A: Heavy psychedelics.
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8 R) o" w6 O, ?. x" _Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 T M; M4 u0 X' R, n0 W. `8 f1 oA: Carry loaded weapons.
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3 E% u5 ~+ p' H& G( t' ]Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, l. e, O- e2 w5 _3 d7 @" i$ d/ lA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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