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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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/ ~6 L: m. `( i/ kQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# N) A" u. o2 {8 R. F7 |A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ! f3 g* |8 R, F
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? " L* u/ J: a, I" i
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." _' G/ p* ^" Z; C/ F
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 V1 o' K* J+ _% b$ FA: Your car.
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; Z) w c% ^3 O3 B3 e! `/ hQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 a% [1 `5 q c1 E5 z4 ?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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7 b- t# C8 j9 Y1 L( l: kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 3 F. n: n" c9 F" l# P8 u
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. # c9 h, S. M: L" [" P6 n# T" b
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" B3 }! W. E+ k8 B! EA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' u4 O! k0 {* \1 j* z1 Y0 ?) zA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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0 f: U% _. w6 J$ {0 FQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ t! J2 R; J0 Z# i( tA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% l0 M# }) y2 V5 QA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ I1 C4 C2 ~4 m7 p E/ WA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 8 c- H) O: r, [4 N+ H9 h$ x
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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