Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

& M% Z9 q7 R( ?+ v' [& q( K; AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; U: M+ [2 i" D' @; eA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( t' M9 f9 i& A3 r' gQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 Z6 [1 G$ X1 `2 P' z, |A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 [. k8 r0 m! @6 s2 QA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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) j; `: T/ y2 k8 k# o; \& u+ CQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% S) M( u- u! L7 x4 _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

0 p) M% {, j6 S: @Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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/ J6 L5 n  G( H8 {7 g  vQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
  M4 H, W( X; `5 o; YA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- m. D, u' K4 N0 M  fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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