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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 |/ h& L: h8 Y3 wA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& }  l- B& z: J" A6 y$ H2 d) j: k- t; ^2 [Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? $ K/ Y8 S' B5 J: K5 y
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 1 W5 c5 W+ e  [8 T+ [
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) j1 V2 c0 R% t" z: wA: Your car.
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5 j8 L) w8 @8 M' }Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? % v! j7 a" M' s& t  Z. k$ n
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 8 d) D' x3 p/ z) Q- L
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
( C5 P1 A1 U+ D+ ?A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ E$ ^- k  u+ i* S1 dA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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% U% z# \8 y1 b6 N1 i5 dQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 1 W* ]1 e% ^1 t( K
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? / Y8 o0 P3 J+ p, r1 ~9 j6 V
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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9 T3 Y8 O; j: nQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. }0 w; p8 x' S$ MA: Carry loaded weapons.
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1 |0 b4 O8 k, u+ Y1 D2 x3 F- bQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? - L( b" D# b4 z4 Z( j5 q& |3 y
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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