Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

9 i$ [& {0 G& @5 R2 oQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( S, S; H. v* {A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

  Y' Q0 H5 d: V8 s+ _, x+ C5 E7 DQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 G* T. D  P% hA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

+ F+ ^' u. P( b* r$ XQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# U$ S% `, W* d2 a6 B3 eA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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# ?% c4 F# V7 T8 w7 U" J$ _$ UQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! ]* _4 ?6 _$ t" N% @+ V# DA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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1 d/ r3 m* r0 VQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

, b! Q; }$ z" L3 H! H& t( J. CQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 M. A9 ]' b4 yA: Heavy psychedelics.

" \6 O6 x0 i( S+ WQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

$ L/ y6 @8 K& b+ ], i5 x, W' \" `- ZQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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