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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 7 f. q2 ^7 ^5 @- ~" r. ^7 b
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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# V" v# t5 I eQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 w5 L8 ?- j- ?% b+ r9 vA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ( Y1 X6 K0 q5 h y, i3 S; i
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ) {4 A3 p+ P* I
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 V4 N# o. i$ H( Z% fA: Be too drunk to find your keys. # \1 C$ p1 T9 r# q5 r
+ b4 {4 \0 [7 f7 D) H; LQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 u; Y6 x6 R& M0 ]* P5 JA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. # p5 L0 p r$ G# |) e. l2 l; ?6 |
5 h! P/ D8 Q; V" L4 q' G9 d4 q( zQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) }! j0 J& v- U% l8 D2 O- U4 _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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# K' P2 |& b$ _' a" x3 YQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* u# _! w( Y& B6 KA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; H& O) C- x7 nA: The color. 2 Q6 x8 \5 D7 |8 U9 E: }, q
. z u2 M' D+ m0 r8 f, iQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 N" Z5 N6 C, f& f$ @7 }% S$ AA: Heavy psychedelics. : C4 l" O9 X% b% a H* A9 `
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 c2 _4 |0 u/ e3 f4 `
A: Carry loaded weapons. + O. o+ h% @- ^' S, e( S
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? * K2 {5 ^# x6 d t5 t& d" S
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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