Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

7 q4 g! n8 g& r2 j% XQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, q: w: N7 A8 T, u6 [A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

% k: k) Y, t0 S, Z* hQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& D# g; o- g. T! O  EA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 C2 M- p5 D2 U' b* b" _) t8 ~A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; k; d% c2 l' w3 `A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 B& B1 V# H# d1 \! C3 F4 X6 kA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

( _/ F9 r$ t" g' r: F5 U$ D! B7 [Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

: l6 |! m1 F1 F; p1 m9 uQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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9 J  i3 L- P4 ?8 tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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