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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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/ F/ J1 d1 t- \# c$ iQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? : H+ n4 A9 [% ?9 z) ^
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& n3 D, x( m7 KQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 7 `7 m! M7 ?! b+ \, H8 g- b
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ! W3 _ F; y( X* q
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 2 h( k) ~! S3 i. W' J+ E
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? - ?1 {8 h6 _* |6 m- q* f
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 3 E% K3 o8 y/ u; `6 H: t
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
X- x3 m; h8 xA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + u% E, e* D" b8 P; {
7 ~; |( M4 R/ x4 C2 `Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ }0 ]( i8 w1 YA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. % Y, c0 r( R# J
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ! Z* o/ S4 f/ u+ i# ~9 w
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ! j/ Z' D& n( W+ w( E& D7 ~
8 A6 N4 Z& P7 X9 d K5 E3 WQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 0 D. O3 u; y& b8 j
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! c! R( E+ m3 V1 dA: Heavy psychedelics. . T/ M6 |( X# z; g9 h7 n
5 z7 Y3 m9 K3 I2 s# k) `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 8 K1 R# v5 E5 h9 T! u; g
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( [* x; j s( P& U5 k' F: b, OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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