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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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$ H# W. m4 m$ U! NQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 6 r8 F+ O' w% q% Y+ F! H# g( d/ D) V
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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5 `: j0 S0 i O% J3 fQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? a9 D/ ]5 O- c: A8 K
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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& k% Y. h& C! j3 f, QQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? # y: e/ H3 C% h
A: Your car. # g5 p% @% |3 v8 T; Z1 k
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. K! G9 A9 e( b7 q. J/ UA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" Q, d8 z6 V" XA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ( y" X7 u" `2 C: l) _# j
) @8 @$ W9 h& t# D9 tQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 8 q5 s! x0 t! _" K1 X1 n
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. + v* F3 b8 M) X& `7 m, l* w
% G o+ C* E; PQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' j2 i% }. v1 e1 J3 YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ! C& T5 }- r0 k4 L% z
! |, I4 q2 e) E* ~% h' KQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% n3 W0 `* R7 ~4 IA: The color. 5 _3 F1 c1 h# F6 f
E) b) H5 u: m- `% EQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 6 K0 l! R! c1 d( x0 X
A: Heavy psychedelics. $ G6 F u* \7 A/ Q7 O
' T: \" e5 F, J. ?& W! [" ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ; X, N/ Q, J0 i8 o
A: Carry loaded weapons. * u; e' D# n( M4 v& |' r4 Z H
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) W v1 t0 O0 j6 \, J% g* m4 CA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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