Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 e* s  X7 G" B; }* ?7 _A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ I0 o; [1 v4 _: u, IA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' [# H, N& F8 _  J& N2 XA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
  [0 V; l/ d" e" _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

5 t+ }3 u* ~: t$ c4 TQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; v1 V/ j6 s% l, X/ {A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

* W1 ^( c; J8 b% hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! z/ p* J. y2 Z! |4 x. I  qA: The color.

1 q1 k& z+ N% z9 L/ z  jQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
4 j: }9 a" S- h, T2 f9 J9 j: e/ SA: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 b' \6 C2 ]  s# |Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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