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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 7 {3 D9 |1 a" A4 @* }* i
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 j& s0 F# L( j/ M' N+ fA: What for? He can't see my license plate. : ?4 v/ j: I* T3 u h
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 b4 s/ k6 S% W3 QA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." $ Z! K. }; f g1 b
( Q3 } B& K0 n8 ^9 K' \4 w* LQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 r9 f% \( W& q3 g8 KA: Your car.
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}0 [( V: a+ @7 b. gQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 u2 T& l: F2 A6 UA: Be too drunk to find your keys. % ^) ^( g0 i+ {( G/ ~# W
' P9 T3 K, \/ `) I3 R) C X6 n# BQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 {5 J( j% Z2 M* z' b/ l6 {A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. j6 a5 R, m3 y) J
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 s" ]0 q' Q6 W$ MA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 x" Z! x l! Z- A. v; tQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; j% y6 u& k* g' U: a& Q+ NA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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* S+ K1 D, k# I( f# _ m/ F1 [1 KQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? " l0 t" m3 f0 B" ^
A: The color. 9 Q u" g# k# h3 u* G
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? $ D6 S3 K& p$ T: A- R6 u; ~
A: Heavy psychedelics. + F" R/ B- v& o: Q& q
5 e' F3 v% l2 M! ]. YQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , F, U# ^4 ~3 Y! ?: b4 l0 h& f' L
A: Carry loaded weapons. $ a5 H- i" X8 f* c
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' [! @. r) w% T' E \A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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