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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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% m& d4 v+ c- G1 WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ! w3 D$ ?' v3 d/ C& o! r- l
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# F8 n" Z; Y5 V9 M) n( zA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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, j9 r8 Y9 J! a) ^$ wQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% F+ s# {1 U1 J0 L7 R+ w% {- h0 _A: Your car.
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' u4 ~  ^0 d8 |5 w" XQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 2 {4 p0 L! Q3 g- B! M8 o( P4 |' q
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 6 H: Y) a2 K/ G

( h! u+ L5 r6 J0 p! ]Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
( h# r$ ]- u# U4 O3 P, ^' n" YA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. , X; h5 i' u5 N) ?' _' m7 i
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / m; F4 q9 g8 R
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 q) `. f& J( A: f+ r
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 F5 @5 q& T* ]A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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3 x. H4 D8 c6 R( RQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?   Q/ m% G/ a4 ~. j) S# x
A: The color.
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0 r0 l0 o6 }& |$ t% Z( BQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? - P: H' C8 n- t/ Q
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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' C/ E- |& M1 s' M- c& kQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ! Y& R% c5 B3 T+ d  C* |: U
A: Carry loaded weapons.   |. x' c3 X8 ?; V" z0 I1 D
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? - I1 _$ F* |0 F% w+ s' B
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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