Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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) b$ o1 S4 S9 f0 R. g* g- VQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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" F" k. r' U% CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* Q  p6 b' o, vA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

. S/ x" v3 E8 i+ `8 o1 H: GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 K5 p3 ~5 b* z) VA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

+ J' E* g% K" s$ oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ E4 D+ e, P2 |2 N) m+ y  z! k& d: aQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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5 x; V7 P, \3 xQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

! s5 m7 g7 R$ \( P9 C- t- I$ iQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( O) F8 B* |( K5 gA: Carry loaded weapons.

' u$ v4 t  K; e! \! RQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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