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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. - t6 ]4 O, B2 l- o9 K0 C' G1 M' D
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: ]1 r8 W% I. Y/ `5 @4 jA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 i4 K; G5 {6 ~; s* vA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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4 r0 b3 e) Y( k8 G# @/ x' L# bQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. c. W3 c7 p0 z5 t+ c3 @A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? % P4 N2 J( a) A  w
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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/ V. m% _4 D7 g; a1 d+ v5 [; ^6 eQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? + z8 S; t* A/ L8 o
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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" Y6 Y. [# q$ ^- J: Y. N5 ]6 xQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / I* j  E( c6 r) G3 `' K
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? + U- z/ T1 w* C% i/ K) F6 u
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 P( r' c* c8 J% s5 O6 N
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?   A7 z; t& B. G3 u
A: The color. 6 K7 C2 ?2 V: N' s, M2 A6 P3 h
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& n6 S% x1 e7 P, L& EA: Heavy psychedelics. " e: J, H7 E, C7 v
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
9 D: W( i, Y5 D  mA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " E/ x2 D$ ^4 q: e  }
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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