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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' L/ p0 d1 D# x5 o( E  R
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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* U$ p& J+ m( E  m1 ]Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? * I2 r, R6 G$ p' A( w
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ; p# t, w; K6 o& Q; d4 |' T: ~
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% @/ S. g% n& c  h# {$ U' KA: Your car. 2 F0 }- c1 t6 z

7 i1 R- V- M" i" jQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: |+ u5 q7 c! k. a1 H9 iA: Be too drunk to find your keys. * f* l. {) {. A7 M1 T( K1 o7 s

$ L" {5 W) ~, b7 p2 sQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 A" [( B$ T, E  i9 y0 UA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 8 l" e2 ^) I7 W8 c: ]  M0 Y+ Z

- C( x9 |5 C/ c5 T" b" [* nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 8 r' @6 V: B2 A# c# v( J
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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( w1 b: L2 e: DQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  r0 M( `; U* FA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. & Z$ z" A. X( R+ k
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 2 O) l5 z. y' \$ x$ k
A: The color. $ k4 V) S: {5 H, F0 U# [

4 I5 ?# {+ A; W& Y8 q7 pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ I+ t# J- g, J0 nA: Heavy psychedelics. 2 j2 e1 X- p0 N, T9 C  ~8 Y, R

& O  o: H: y$ }9 L) Z1 q/ zQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 5 U. v# a; y  b
A: Carry loaded weapons. ' f0 p- O' V2 x0 o" M

% ~. D/ b9 w6 D5 ~$ RQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 1 j( `7 Z' ?4 h, v+ t# f, J+ a
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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