Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 @  O& Q; t. _3 yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ R' z9 U1 q( l$ y# l: l: vA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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  k5 \( P1 y; d" H  Y; u7 \Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

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A: Your car.

. F$ m  r8 c  a* n8 O' T6 m) ]Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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# Z2 @3 J4 C. h* h9 w$ w6 Z! aQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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  {5 r/ T' }% @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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2 g, K, @/ N! Z5 d# \5 NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 ]: x8 C8 M' B4 YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 o  q" [/ N. ?A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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