Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

. v( E& `# u; E2 @2 U) H1 E3 TQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

! A$ Y+ m" E% k! _$ K8 cQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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0 R8 b6 {" h# w8 gQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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  @. T- T+ J# k" ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, J* G5 x; i) w0 c) h+ @" J# }. }6 e% aA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

( r, p5 v8 B* t5 U2 m* o- ]# I6 r& ?Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- i. H. o- `' t7 X( sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

7 h7 {! I; j9 [0 r. JQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: Z& T* z. n0 f, \, W. DA: The color.
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. D6 W  [/ Q% Z+ F. a# l) KQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

% f* o2 n! [% t( |) A6 aQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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