Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 P8 z) [9 _3 v* f1 oA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

" l$ S6 w/ c$ J7 c. t+ }% iQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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4 g! k* v( I- y& g/ `$ DQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ n/ o0 k" g. h' k6 a4 ZA: Your car.
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) y! ~2 g& M2 B. x2 E: H( SQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- m/ ~4 b+ Y9 n+ m9 g) w. e% z1 E' ?A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

( n5 s; b7 H& a% l" \$ x5 _) V7 I6 K: pQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 T, D1 x  V; F7 C2 O/ m7 FA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- }7 f, \% e' R% @5 v, WA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; O, c- N% B/ [; Q$ HA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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