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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. " D; W& m. f5 a1 Y
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ b. \ H3 e' ^; Y1 G' wA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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1 P4 [& a9 G0 X4 \Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% s; q; P2 a m) [; D* pA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 s3 S9 z+ Y5 M; q
* q6 T9 o: `2 p0 pQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 6 K o$ g% ?0 f T0 H
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
_6 y' U) A9 d8 aA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ) w0 l* X. ?3 N2 X
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ( k2 }' }( T5 U6 [ o* X( X' }
: N8 \1 q; T1 |( m& LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 1 {+ M- h. j! E. `( _' M
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 9 u. b" R3 A' s. b5 o
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? * _. |1 S) \) u& _# E
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? / w- E" [9 ?) P) P$ u6 u6 A
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? $ Y& }7 l8 E$ |1 b
A: Heavy psychedelics. , A( m4 C/ X, D- b" l, [$ R/ J
9 p8 n( f8 {' j( a) G2 J9 l: z6 J/ dQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 5 }9 P8 i0 K7 a4 h M, l5 r
A: Carry loaded weapons. % l7 D! z. @( m' ~6 o$ [' W% F
m; r/ ]' T! K a* _0 @! M9 _+ VQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& W' P; l7 t7 x/ S( K- hA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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