Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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) k/ L- v! |7 [0 h! B1 I" R" \Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% q0 l4 _; c2 J$ r7 OA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

5 j, l/ ?( F! e& w2 K8 |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 p) E  t  t% v$ @4 r. R7 [A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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/ J6 J! ~: @& d2 Y8 c  _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 D% s6 z2 b. ?* aA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 j% l" l5 i- _. c5 f4 LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

4 ~$ w3 G" E3 O; g4 K- n( RQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

( r3 |8 A: w. \, ZQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- e$ l1 d, a) @* [' NA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 C5 |4 o6 K0 L4 V; YA: Heavy psychedelics.
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8 g  [9 M8 F& U$ Y& t* \! H- @Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, @" L7 N/ x( Z& C" mA: Carry loaded weapons.
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( }- x. d6 S! [6 f1 TQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; O2 j) H" ]) T0 WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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