Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

* @# I* q+ e/ k4 B, _! T6 G9 mQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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& J# u9 d1 p/ Z4 }4 t- \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, B: P; z# e- V8 Y9 n) iQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% }! W: ]0 a, ~, u( f  e# F1 {( A3 QA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

4 q: j' I6 X$ f: U2 B5 b; SQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 j5 k( S3 M; U. @/ UA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

( l0 O' k+ ]6 s1 KQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 q* V0 t  g" |' YA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 v+ t: X! w$ v. T& Z) rA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ R4 h4 B3 L5 n  G3 c: [, LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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