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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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! Y2 F# a! q4 T7 G- A, M dQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? & o% o# r$ @( d
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- ~( Q5 ^" J @1 s1 ?+ H4 m4 PQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' W: [2 x0 s' O5 gA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." * h5 F- F! K! e8 ~/ @) [) ~' e6 p
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? i- ~& V: x5 F. Y
A: Your car. 8 e% p1 y1 X% @" M9 Z4 m. }7 m
2 U% w. J9 ?( W: k& g: BQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 0 [& j5 |6 i2 c3 q* ^" q. v% F4 ^
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. / G1 {2 l3 n9 H6 p$ f
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 {6 ?2 R8 m1 u* t* VA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? $ Y1 B1 R% I; e' S3 _8 t" U
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; y! B1 n/ G/ r+ _1 W$ b8 ~Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " Z+ q7 E2 ^8 F
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 2 E; u8 N/ l6 C
A: The color. . O) F3 W; ^4 z+ _$ T! e
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: r' h) ]4 W( o/ IA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 |8 y! |2 w; J4 t2 T6 BA: Carry loaded weapons. ' n6 k# K+ h2 L
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) L9 U1 }+ p% e0 H5 s LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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