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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. , a) R( w) l9 W6 E( [9 o

" e8 W, G7 n1 Q" ?Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& i+ `+ p2 |7 V' o; b2 OA: What for? He can't see my license plate. - s5 s% K, J+ N2 h& G
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 k$ X8 I: A" i; C; mA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? $ V* ]3 m2 A- X$ A- e9 I
A: Your car. 0 e, _" j% \8 H" i$ R/ k

/ S1 t; w0 R& B$ D/ u! J6 `9 uQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 8 ]$ J! l& ?# F% Z3 E7 u& j/ m1 d
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. Y2 j$ _# X+ O0 A9 _1 BA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 ~; q8 r8 I7 |0 \, i
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 6 d, [( N* l( R% }
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: E. m1 E( h( o# z- H6 ?- |' }7 `3 z1 e1 xA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 5 S9 f& d: n0 ^" I

  O, K; ~  z9 m/ e- d1 tQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* L$ V% D/ w$ O  N+ tA: The color.
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6 w3 y! }. q$ q; C2 y: MQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% a- ~% k- \$ T* u$ OA: Heavy psychedelics. $ r+ g+ c3 ?% `$ z1 a

4 {6 h8 @2 l/ c% Q2 Z" e/ VQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
7 n, e& p" U2 \9 u/ EA: Carry loaded weapons.
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( |1 P0 J$ u& ]Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? % H4 c& U9 p& b
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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