Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& ]3 T& w! ~1 u8 GA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 C4 Z& W) {5 B9 yA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 e6 }+ O, S  b: `A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# k6 D# K, s. _; iA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! y" @+ ]# Q1 K2 w0 j9 D4 a  c& B( RQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ M; h2 S4 u! E$ P9 ?A: The color.
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# t- F' m" N1 E# _. ]$ ?$ PQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* R3 K/ _0 U( w9 r3 jA: Heavy psychedelics.
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1 G5 B" O* m' |9 a- `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 H) }" Q0 u0 L" k  \& }; hA: Carry loaded weapons.

2 T$ q8 T$ `+ @8 O5 FQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- T  P. U* j6 l3 ]1 R9 b: q2 ?A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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