Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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) m. Q3 @* h* w' V* O% Y+ CQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ i6 \9 `) `* D/ BA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 o+ r2 N) X8 L9 K9 C% I- c: Z8 [A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 U4 I4 h2 H) |+ r, [$ h9 |A: Your car.

- L5 ]% T& u( s) g' ?  j9 uQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* w. D2 t% D7 @7 e. m2 mA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 M6 P! f" H1 D) ~8 Q1 n7 NA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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  t7 t; A! y% lQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ s9 i6 b' @& [; SA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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* S( G% R' x, e$ H- l4 wQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

7 A9 C: S/ e- A" J' ^Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& r9 `5 V# c. u0 N* NA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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