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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. & z. Y/ m5 r& R, S% B2 ~$ h
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ) Q9 n# ^' ~$ g2 D$ b
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
: v# ] S# E% l# ~. ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 7 b) h+ u6 H$ W0 F
2 E' m" P0 L$ r. T# ]Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 m# \+ z. R0 u; Q& F* T& {A: Your car.
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. q) v( \3 S+ C! d ~Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* S( |: _4 ?( o+ VA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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5 k" m, A2 y/ C% fQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 1 b) H7 [5 d" S- }7 v6 ^3 c6 j
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 D4 V! x J: E! K/ k5 F: cQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ) r8 z6 R8 r: m* F# X
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * v1 o5 b `/ C3 J4 \% `1 ]# R& X+ Y
! s- Z! n! Q8 Q xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 2 H, V+ `0 I3 ~6 L: L
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ( Z" ?* k$ t7 G
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# H; U, C7 k, IA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? - a# Y( w$ h/ ` B) B3 Z
A: Heavy psychedelics. 3 Z- n# d( H1 o2 i( w* @. z
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% d& S) M, }1 G5 l$ L/ KA: Carry loaded weapons. ; ?/ P) E/ n. @, ^: ]" p0 i5 N
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 Y. |, }9 @1 @* z6 m# o* u
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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