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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ! |- q2 q  [9 Z/ L- L# W0 c3 J
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% u- _# g) M2 uA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 6 i6 _5 f" ?$ ]) u+ a7 M' t

; A6 x2 B! W8 L- {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? / ]! F/ T3 V, Z& R* |+ E
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 K1 `1 ^9 }' F) c# T
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 S6 U, J5 s8 \, bA: Your car.
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# U, [1 ]4 T) y" |; H# BQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? * i% y& m+ E/ M$ C. x  v
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. * l! _! T( h# v/ ?2 z( z8 S
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 7 o3 N. n- ]1 Q' O( _( b3 _, d
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 }# e' p& a6 S# r& g- Q; FQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 t0 W' s( ^. B4 U) W  hA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! m7 i: M2 n7 F( K0 g) w" s2 BA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 9 z* `4 M4 D7 r5 B: ?: R, Q
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # [% K2 s; y" h% D  h2 g8 L, m1 Z
A: The color. 0 z/ A# b9 G/ O: V0 `# Z; S, ]

+ g* _9 K* S4 q; Z4 MQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ) Z6 U0 B7 T: S( b/ Z
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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# ?. {* ?4 W* h/ @7 L  R/ vQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
  J! R& k5 F' d; }0 d% SA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 9 G# e+ I3 _2 ~
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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