Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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' \- Q0 z/ a4 w4 G: m5 e2 eQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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( S+ [/ B. Y) D8 {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: @7 i; c8 `0 {; k; K$ u. BA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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' l! D' p- j* H; L5 \( \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- y% J: i) q' `. ?6 PA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( o+ e- f( p# Z) eA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

& \+ O: v8 q) n" `! s" o: XQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

1 a$ Z: R. P1 U8 p( ^& s0 g3 eQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% o/ W! M, H* z; F. H- gA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# t! `. _) F3 j& p# DA: Carry loaded weapons.

3 d; G! X, I) B5 L  @Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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