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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. " t& y/ j Q, v0 `; n5 @7 v
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? @8 i9 V# u4 v; ?. `1 ?) [* F, ]# i
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 ?: t) h5 M7 u) x6 tA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 7 B" b7 f3 H+ d: S& F9 B5 E
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* k1 G( u$ c# r& f9 z. sA: Your car. 4 Y' g2 b2 F4 B* X) k$ K
/ ?$ }0 H/ ]# g; S& O& F2 y/ b1 GQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 5 o+ o$ Q7 V4 V+ G$ C) z
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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5 @, s6 Q `& K' H3 yQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, c' r& u! J6 E4 ?9 j7 eA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . M- W) Z4 R6 t
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - ?2 @! J6 m% b5 K% p3 c) K2 v* N3 {
4 V& F" D, b* q3 z* ]3 S) XQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' p: C: _* {. O0 h& T( b$ C5 e/ x3 T3 VA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) H6 x+ L* x' r% Y
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? / O$ }# |( X7 H/ L' K
A: The color. 5 X% j3 p1 A) O2 c
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 W r* R0 H5 x, p# O% o" l' KA: Heavy psychedelics. & y( q" h" N) K& f
+ {4 X% p: G+ X7 X: _: J0 MQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ U9 B9 v G9 m1 u# ZA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: J% D% i5 P2 I8 OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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