Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 C! f4 c  H3 J4 A: Q5 b" q* WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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8 p& E9 j* b' q# ]: s4 a! ]$ }Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- A2 n0 D& P% Z$ \; `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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  v7 P- ^2 y2 T; U/ Z/ P! YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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/ n* J7 m8 }& R4 Q# k$ X" g0 \- {' @Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% f, k' R& M* o( O! xA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% x. [, C) t* @, Z- v$ ^A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! P$ z' P, v0 o7 Q9 [9 |5 h5 J% tA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 O. z  z) Y0 n1 W7 W- aA: The color.

' M2 T/ ~. B5 M' L  Z7 mQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

& R, U' q/ C2 [8 Y# GQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* u; S! D& S* Z" }4 uA: Carry loaded weapons.
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( p( _3 S  G& B; g1 kQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. p# K. o8 y/ t& }" XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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