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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. " t1 f# ]. m" D5 a
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? $ w6 f$ l' N" M7 d$ l. l
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 O7 B  t; x. e) [% \Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ( K7 M- l0 I8 D' P
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 l: u, a8 c( i2 X/ ], z
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? # X3 b' @  |) [1 d# x
A: Your car. # h' C# t, W/ r: Y& K

/ l/ q, J+ ?+ Y4 H# UQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* B, E0 X. G' v1 Q% }A: Be too drunk to find your keys. : ]! p3 q  Q" f  G7 `

) }" @. O0 _0 t0 p2 U1 Z6 gQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 a+ d: y. ?2 K  N- |! aA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 p' V6 i6 Q8 T+ X- ]7 \

% D& Y$ C& Z) n2 A1 }$ {6 JQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 I/ K8 V) @% p
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ L) I3 d1 X4 W; J3 r' yA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. " z, r' m6 @! g( k1 i& f- z
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 J: E, v: d% z- G
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? * ?1 A3 S* g8 Q9 q; }2 T
A: Heavy psychedelics. ( Z$ I) L1 `1 U' s

9 i% j' O+ w4 S5 d1 e: x# I# OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
7 u1 |& t- k# _; B* F& P% hA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? % x5 y# P4 w4 p6 c9 a9 P8 m
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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