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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. / x- ^" [: e' o4 c# X( B
+ v9 N/ p* X$ [" jQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# W5 v9 M" X' h4 n: @- f1 TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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] ^* [, m" i4 ]6 GQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- y( X5 ^- ~" u1 X8 n3 O; P) J _/ ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 1 v( x, C+ t9 q4 s8 ~
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? . P8 E, z1 u D' W
A: Your car. ( F) i- t' V) ?6 e
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ w8 z a0 `$ y: J& p$ }" SA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! E- ?* Y" f' z) p9 C' r
* y( N" Z- l! k2 eQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? % t" [: n- v+ |& }# d' A+ U+ e x
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! p8 H5 Q. h9 o/ Y: t9 {/ WQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ; D, M; M9 l9 u
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. & \2 U- v, }# V! u% r4 ~
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? * U s r$ l: d# ~
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
D/ T4 r! j2 gA: The color.
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. }1 p& D; e5 N$ A- Z' OQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
m2 n; k: K% jA: Heavy psychedelics. 0 _% v) b+ |% d5 V4 o- @5 @
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
8 v" p# T3 M7 t, WA: Carry loaded weapons.
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1 \7 {" }/ w; Q' I6 K* dQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? % [+ x, t3 ?4 F/ h. W. M" h Z
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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