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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. + r. v; I# Z, }. o6 D$ N
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ f. b; b; [1 O4 r# [A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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* z- | \, p& HQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! v4 b0 `8 K+ Q* e6 Z, bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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5 m* @; ^/ r; Z$ PQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# H Q d% ]+ y0 ^; }' {A: Your car. . d: \3 v4 \2 W0 S' [, F/ H! s
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + U# w: E7 k1 K9 {1 M0 c1 ~6 o
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ; n' ]- t$ C& v1 |% B
/ I- T0 @% G- OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 4 c! o: y; b* l* s- f: [
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 4 P6 F" s2 h" [" ]: a
7 K4 K5 I _) Q) x; ~% PQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? : ]6 V* v/ X, D6 u! K& u# T
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 s) M' ^' v# oA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. : E3 g+ V' P8 v
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? U, K+ g9 ]0 R0 s+ _2 D5 k
A: The color. ( `2 Z; d# h* Y6 L
5 o; g4 x7 ?, W; YQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ e8 {0 J2 r5 e4 _A: Heavy psychedelics. * I* F1 E/ N5 X) K$ V
, F5 S6 R' { B5 s3 `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ r# g+ T5 B" q% t( tA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? : D! O0 R, W o6 r. J" D. N( o
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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