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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 7 L% O* Q+ V) }' p/ @- H; ]

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A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ! ^; D: `: C6 D
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! w) _. p1 Q( F/ R( ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ! r( ]# E$ z! @5 I, P
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ w# O8 h9 M  @- }  c' ~, KA: Your car. . Y$ e! F7 x- k
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& _+ ?! ^- p! I! \* O: ~A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 1 h( I" E& Q% A2 X% |
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ Y8 h" _, o: `- c9 A* y' T' Y; nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) g0 w4 F/ y3 B% E. C0 G" J  KA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. % S: @! @7 s4 k/ o' V- w5 e

3 L, @- d; h$ t2 `9 [Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?   b0 A) [9 C5 U6 j0 B3 p2 \
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ n3 p* \2 s$ q$ O; s& Q; KQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 6 b6 ]' Y7 b% C* h9 K0 T" K4 m
A: The color.
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4 J; @4 t- j  c/ t/ m# d/ R- JQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? " ^) h+ _: r1 v) H  |% j, `
A: Heavy psychedelics. 3 p7 D: b- @$ ~4 g! A
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 5 y, `! \: @: K5 w4 B2 Z  ?
A: Carry loaded weapons. & m* p, X/ T4 I) i

7 I% Y) o3 y) V( S5 I/ h) s: _Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" ~: `; |4 N, B& g; U0 gA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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