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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ' ~$ l* i6 Q S; a) C/ N
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# t3 t/ |* M2 }! w2 {A: What for? He can't see my license plate. % l% b3 K8 s( ]
- a8 x' H8 E' NQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ( G4 V# X' ~8 |# q
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 6 c4 R; n V/ O
4 A" ?6 s4 _- AQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? & w5 Y! z( @9 ]: p# ~. M$ _. Y
A: Your car. ! z$ W3 ` `, `
9 z" ^7 S2 j1 O) H% xQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # s+ }4 T& N0 ^3 x. ^- k0 y4 s D0 H
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 2 k9 y$ r- s/ c! ^9 y: d
" J8 H' h: Q5 Y" k: wQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' C, H: r, q5 P: }' Z5 T) lA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 9 U5 ?2 W* E& d' C! p$ G
: v! e7 N% A' O3 L# X; ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& B: }7 Z0 v, `# Q( b. [A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' \0 d1 l4 W" n" N: i) p# _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 k0 _/ T7 |* B9 J5 i5 P2 AA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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" P2 y. w& r7 ~- e* G) b: M& cQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 Y, n+ q( H7 i' z tA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ T+ [" G9 Z( zA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 2 e$ l1 F) X' [: a
A: Carry loaded weapons. ! W, v- T. i! [% ]# F
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 K& Q ~0 E) l8 X; V
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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