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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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1 h$ `6 l% R+ M) h' WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 s! ]& s" \- F: {4 F" L% J. UA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ; @2 G9 Y3 z8 w: p& |, I

# M: K8 O0 g9 M; y9 ZQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? + }) w9 _3 Q" s, `* x4 c0 h
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 K3 C+ [# O2 f) c3 p: NA: Your car.   N9 b; O' |" w4 b4 _2 g- p
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # F1 A* ]" R* R" J* |
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. + I1 U) ]- E# Z: I
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% z1 W- n$ {' X0 O, XA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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3 J5 z" G  Q+ F/ k- x; i( gQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# W, n! O4 \) B/ A( Q2 CA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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1 Z# I0 `  Y4 @; zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ! T7 {, M8 N4 c
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. % V4 i; `. r& ^, ^7 G# x8 c# z- G
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? + @3 z# C; V7 ]0 ]
A: The color.
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- `; p  Z2 V' M* P/ LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 1 S6 U6 M3 [8 u9 q
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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! m% [# b: P" F. h: V: w; f( m2 DQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
4 \0 {! i: J7 Y8 IA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? # w6 Q0 V2 e  \$ H
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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