Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( B. S$ n8 Y* F& X) W: KA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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' J2 Y1 U; r9 u6 pQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( o3 e% @! h% W, bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

5 S8 g" [2 v# w  d0 IQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 H: s# f! m( u" ^/ ]& G( TA: Your car.

$ V+ k$ K- H9 G8 B# z" QQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
/ J9 y8 g) Z' v" oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

! Y6 o( g3 |) y" U* wQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 e" W$ I: P. TA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

* ~3 }/ ~; d. S# z8 B" kQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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