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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % e1 V$ Z. W7 ^
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) e3 R4 a5 V7 x, [; g2 |A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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+ t0 z4 P5 m% |, l0 TQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 M0 u& `0 p; Q: g4 u1 ]2 u0 QA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ( ?: u+ N- h& m* f
+ m ?; m9 h/ N# `4 tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" k6 B7 B, d5 T/ S4 ~5 Z7 ?- L+ PA: Your car. . f. L4 {! X" C; \
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ! ~$ R$ ]; w4 N# {; D
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! |' ^2 Q5 @1 Z" o p/ Q+ [
# e. H6 G3 ~8 Q" K0 U# _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & u$ m: |. A. V* Q( i, a
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 l7 i8 ^- E5 u7 D5 z4 O! Q" X
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. % s0 L( q$ @ N' ~
. Q& B3 Q! P, ] O! q, tQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? # R5 ^% C4 Z) J& g3 T3 O- q
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. # g0 E) q! w1 ^! ^& N7 D/ a Z6 ]
/ E W8 z* F. Q8 pQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ C; {0 a+ a; {' qA: The color.
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$ p9 O6 q; @! y$ s5 b }$ OQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ' V0 B3 h1 q: Q: ]1 z1 ]5 W
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) W f. \& B' oA: Carry loaded weapons. / R" f1 m9 z3 |
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ N; c0 q0 H X; \. q& _* e3 YA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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