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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 4 ^! J$ b& J! H9 x6 z+ D! d
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& g, Q9 y, Q) Q6 k' {8 nA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 6 a4 R$ t" K# T+ M
$ S! ^0 d8 |3 Q$ i) A. A! [Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? # q5 M5 e/ U6 K5 l% G* g' K! B
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* F2 j& W& `, a2 {' ~A: Your car. : O1 z0 b: x& P
! ~% T) m( \9 ?/ B2 r. ^# \Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? : x( D; H; V( ^7 I$ {3 m7 c3 Q
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 8 x' M' x0 [- P6 a
7 x# f% a t7 E7 Q$ ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 4 K* }' ?2 G" L# j
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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8 t& \! E" y% K0 \ g. [5 YQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . J4 {# p9 |$ M1 a+ ?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 [6 b0 {* w+ N- M1 z. \
( U! S3 \3 s! ]0 B9 |Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 @& P% Q' m# i6 I; EA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 ^* c: W4 L& S; _; L3 }A: The color. ) b7 v: r9 j9 i Q7 q2 c7 Y. o
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? % U. _+ V g/ e9 E& x8 o
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? / Y% Z( }$ d, O. x! G
A: Carry loaded weapons. - K6 I* t/ @# B7 }* n0 T
- T( V; D+ ~" D) J/ ?& K6 JQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( _4 s: @- s) f; a) q
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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