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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ' {7 |! r( N: W# M/ o& C
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 2 @, s( _6 c" d7 s$ T
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. $ Y' ^: L) `. V

( p; b8 g* l: h; k! e1 xQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 G1 _6 _! f* ]7 HA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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5 j$ O, n! d& @, W: m/ b+ w  xQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? $ s4 F- ?& L4 Y/ A
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ; d& t* {0 m8 u
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. : b! ^; }- r6 {6 y! W2 w
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 9 z, q6 }  g. i0 l
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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/ \/ o+ [: k! RQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? % p% J1 Z: O, m' W3 |9 f
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 C9 t& T* O: r- _. K8 I) a- `; q' |
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; {* K; ?6 ?. h7 V! A7 U  n: TA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ @! S9 i4 J" w* B3 U8 b! f7 d

( R4 i% Z7 s( K3 LQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- [" C" A8 c/ m# `" {A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? . F, ?0 r  r0 S, Y. ]) ^8 O2 v
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ; }9 U/ s9 j* I5 t
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 o6 @6 i! H: i# X  E6 _/ _2 l3 v$ z$ t
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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