Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

, v3 j6 L$ r2 j' r6 ]6 w* {Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; Q1 Q: b. W0 kA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

& P9 M4 c' `1 T& P4 ~Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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0 ~$ x! D0 |2 T- U0 H  |Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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  H& M8 e' e; @+ y7 y3 OQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' T" f2 ]9 h, O5 d" jA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- V; f! h; V& [, v" B( ]  G( JA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 \5 P" L) L2 u% @1 t) ~A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

+ a; E& y* f2 s% q# _% j$ {: gQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 f- W8 k% w) |A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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( b3 w: @2 O1 @Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 `: Z. `$ G2 U6 w# j/ H7 cA: Heavy psychedelics.
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- D& O+ P4 p) l* K0 a9 r, k8 gQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
9 L- O# e( q  |+ ^! K/ N7 \A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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