Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 F3 ^: H+ z1 }& V( `+ S0 S+ {A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' C& R2 O7 b- v6 G1 xA: Your car.
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  S! m' h# p$ Q2 ]. F6 o/ lQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 W" Q5 n4 q! @" i) ZA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

+ _9 q3 _! N) Q; h& ?Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- p0 ]* i+ [9 l! o. e3 |A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

' R0 ?, q; l; \1 A/ v! ~  G7 ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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4 Z- ^' K7 Y  GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 ^* o$ j2 |. d7 r1 k( Y; O3 YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' E' [- q0 p( x4 o' k5 AQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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; `  V$ ^3 O$ m: T$ {0 S! h9 N( HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) j% y3 C5 N0 R6 m4 Q& |A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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