Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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% a/ S( }/ c+ b7 {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 [& D  [3 q$ J; a, @* Y6 uA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) u  W; j  O+ @9 gA: Your car.

# m! B& J0 r( ]  G- N# A. _6 N; hQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% a% T# a! l8 R; @0 S( ?# B7 t6 `6 @" LA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

, e' V8 m; ^4 Y' g) f+ zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

3 J* j4 b( D2 ~' HQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  y% x) X* Q$ kA: The color.
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1 m6 U; L$ @  A/ R5 z' Y) [Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
2 P2 O9 F/ Q2 R  P  z, UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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