Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

0 J" ?4 u5 `2 c7 e9 vQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" I* g4 c- ]9 S+ m& ?A: Your car.

3 a# O6 u- w, e: mQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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+ ~4 `" _+ f- _* C8 s% BQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  R  i+ C' X: h8 k( ^: AA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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8 X" _6 }/ z% ^' {0 f- O7 {Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# n& y. \) f! p0 V% T) E# GA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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0 E4 `; Z. r4 iQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 y" Q! o$ E6 jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; G0 ^1 f+ p( c5 D. QA: Heavy psychedelics.
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% {5 |# g7 \4 |- O6 m  n  HQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& T8 `( r* ?" J5 mA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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