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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 l9 e7 J" |+ I5 u$ VA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 0 t( ]5 B5 O2 J. l# W
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, ], n$ V& ~. Q1 z- vA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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& i- E/ \/ z, b1 W- f% C+ WQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ( D$ q( }' d7 M
A: Your car. 7 v( ?( E5 G3 x$ i

8 d+ A, f: i5 {" i* EQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" X) T4 |, Q4 D8 o7 Y4 WA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ; ?# @% C/ x3 n4 o

5 Z; S# v& ^" y7 R7 x/ K9 \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 I) b. P6 s: {& G
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 H8 K8 O7 P) e

0 Y: L, o) h  n! p! fQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ; V0 x7 `8 E5 p+ a" `
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ' _  r, Z3 O1 {3 M- s" C
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ; z8 y3 R' x2 j+ s6 F
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * Y* d- L5 f) h) s

& T/ p/ G# j1 R5 mQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  v1 G, D! u0 L# L2 s" o5 `) }A: The color.
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2 m. d+ @" m* D* R+ ?; u; D5 JQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? / r. x2 K8 E# k& v
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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; w$ z+ g7 _( n: TQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 4 }7 Z# M2 D* X
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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& a8 M* d2 y6 O" ?Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 3 I' w2 c- Y- Y
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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