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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? " l/ v7 @( ]+ \, I4 ]* R3 x# G1 ~
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 5 u* Z0 P1 m3 B1 s a
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 q4 B6 R4 X+ CA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 6 q1 |5 w9 r( T7 X% L9 G
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? / ?/ H y1 W3 T, t4 O' x
A: Your car.
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+ n j* Z: k3 j5 f( f4 ?% F) M' hQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 m `' `1 O2 h) O
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. - L% P8 x( z: @7 m9 b3 f, J
- K& U2 r! {9 t/ kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' v! P5 p0 w; F* TA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. " s- L2 G8 P5 P
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
7 {0 r# C: `" K3 i/ d0 _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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6 t6 Q& o& J& }9 h6 Y" L' @( dQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* j' ?: W# v5 e6 U( O. U3 LA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. . e: U' r- v2 g
3 w6 R( E g) x; M( Y6 OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? % z( V5 _0 v( Q3 v* ~+ L4 m
A: The color. ' H; d+ X8 M1 Q9 }! g% \
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 5 u) m$ F3 X/ n0 p, ], q2 t' s
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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2 J6 h6 r+ ?8 o \8 BQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 |" L; p+ X! s$ u( N2 `* e, z
A: Carry loaded weapons. ! n) z3 i* }; B
: L2 ~. i& a, K+ D6 h" f) BQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ z0 ^7 m7 P% L8 p8 v/ PA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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