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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& X, @9 _7 L- k5 Q+ o/ Q& Z, GA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 0 S4 A7 S/ j. o: ~* ~
1 c S( {" Q$ x* nQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- k6 L4 Q/ n6 I4 q. g. i! [* z# u: eA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." + D% D3 `5 M( K9 L! f; f0 k
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? R" Y& z8 g7 H1 v7 ~, e: t
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. {' Z0 I" p; g/ \6 {- L& GA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? + q$ r% U: [+ P9 v% f Q, Z% M0 b
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & p' d, I& X: B
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 1 N" y" ^: @6 b
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A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 p6 u3 S& B2 e- BQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 Q- p) n# o: Y3 s1 M7 `1 GA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* X9 b$ p0 {4 y1 mA: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 o b( k( v+ ~, ~- `/ G* DQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 6 I9 x _9 C* b7 ]- g, o; Z( Q
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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