Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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5 ]) n1 R  L& p6 X$ |* }* dA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" P1 @9 G4 M3 j0 YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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3 Z+ c3 d4 ~* JQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; |2 I9 j( _, R& yA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
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/ Y' c* K# Q' M1 g% g7 E9 ?5 mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 Q6 D$ G: z# ?; i; kA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

$ ~% j' P/ A! }) W) x  GQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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