Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( {( |( O' R% f. ~( j: PA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& W3 e4 H. q( w5 {+ [9 X+ [3 x6 zA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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- P# }1 x8 }# mQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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5 y2 ^# J$ @$ m! Y; v# `Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  H# z& Y2 q- R- g& kA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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; f7 x, }- `. [4 p) g4 PQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 O0 ?7 ]$ R2 x1 CA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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# v4 o1 n& t, t  X; T$ O% oQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
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billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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