Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ z3 s# d$ R2 A9 k- u/ N& dQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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7 N- \. D( p7 j4 SQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

; n! s8 O. g% u# g/ N0 `( L4 @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
8 ?6 U) p3 \0 S$ I2 cA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

2 ^+ o; k/ r9 z; Y4 c/ ^# FQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 a' ]) q4 O0 e% w; J  G( V- QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

# _# n- ^) r: J7 kQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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0 D1 }1 k6 t% d" N; ~$ j* [5 nQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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