Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 e7 S3 Z4 M5 G, u& a8 R" CA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

. i  R2 K9 V, t/ |$ S1 b9 tQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

1 F3 a3 k: C0 r, X7 k7 }Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 \& B0 P9 N( z" t! F. fA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ j2 r: ]$ |+ [A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 v+ W2 L$ [% W2 ^! EA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ ^, K; n4 h5 E$ `- VA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

- `' K7 v( T0 yQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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: Z- d+ ?, D  U: ?4 t) gQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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& v5 D# q2 E- x( v2 g, x( FQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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