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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? # z2 K8 o. s- e/ |$ {0 l
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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% a/ S( }/ c+ b7 {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 [& D  [3 q$ J; a, @* Y6 uA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) u  W; j  O+ @9 gA: Your car. $ ~. }% B  _* D+ J8 E% J* b/ `

# m! B& J0 r( ]  G- N# A. _6 N; hQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 9 b: @. Q( ]8 ^4 F% |
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. # N6 l7 _4 |% l
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% a% T# a! l8 R; @0 S( ?# B7 t6 `6 @" LA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 o" K, \/ j8 e  A9 T- x1 p# P3 c: u
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? " Q+ ~; k- Z) p" s% Z( t9 [
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. / p3 E( k+ n1 z( a' h: g% E

, e' V8 m; ^4 Y' g) f+ zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " ?% O& j2 ~5 [7 A( [3 f
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) g6 m0 s! u- N9 x+ J

3 J* j4 b( D2 ~' HQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  y% x) X* Q$ kA: The color.
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1 m6 U; L$ @  A/ R5 z' Y) [Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? . W; V7 h4 d+ z4 z! b' [3 U
A: Heavy psychedelics. 4 e/ h& c# V3 D0 @1 K* q- t% ^
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 1 M) [% {( ^: N6 x
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
2 P2 O9 F/ Q2 R  P  z, UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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