Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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+ C4 g' N; B2 P7 q, @4 fQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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6 p. W. e& v4 e+ |0 \- QQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. T# [) x! |" Z; A! `7 O6 OA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

$ d8 }/ p1 \3 s# f2 O0 d) pQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 ^. x9 K( l! j& OA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, Y* l. v/ U' g) e( IA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) G) {% |# b# U+ e' V+ XA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 t; R- i9 L& B* y/ d) f( BA: Heavy psychedelics.
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, P1 t. t0 Y% _Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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