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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 b# l% i1 R) \- qA: What for? He can't see my license plate. $ m+ E6 s% b4 h% U3 B' V5 ?: V
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ( w: A Q0 m( t
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, v3 c5 V3 [( | Y) S0 qA: Your car.
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" L0 r6 i( V4 o5 aQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: m! @; M2 _& }, D+ iA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 8 W- O; ]$ b5 L% ^% B+ v
9 u: X, x/ Y( e. H- t9 j3 LQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! Y* r" E$ e+ k9 S. z% X. mA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. c- D% A8 [+ P& i4 R4 C
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# O! y. }1 \9 w& t# s2 `2 @$ `+ Z5 yA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 0 z7 a4 q' J- C. l2 h
9 O; a5 b. ~- _6 g DQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & `; O, ^9 p' }' b6 M- u# h
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? " I6 R+ I- \+ T
A: The color.
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( c2 f: W" V7 FQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 k. D# m& c, l) |$ i( g- L% yA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& b5 @" S" b Y4 T/ \5 SA: Carry loaded weapons. ( u0 k# ~. P# S$ e# Q) E& k
/ v/ P; i+ H2 ^Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( m. c7 P* j- i4 ]0 a4 x) ]
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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