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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 S8 j" t' |0 G3 j/ d- n* U; lQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ \! j/ Q7 f3 MA: What for? He can't see my license plate. - S% N* M: z  [' N) f

# H2 n/ ?) Q( @8 u$ I6 y3 c% }Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
: S. ^9 a5 U' S+ l( QA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." + I4 T/ |+ ?5 ?+ P7 r
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. n3 w# D2 H5 l9 q; Z1 |0 i/ a: |A: Your car. # S$ {7 m4 D: v' y! ?2 h
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# T2 f: `7 F7 t0 GA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ) V' _$ N4 H; Q' t: r

9 A* V9 H9 t6 M8 g. V/ fQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. U( [% I( O6 _6 C0 b6 bA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; a5 [5 t. f- L& M6 q+ w4 VA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" }) l- O! m5 X6 T! eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? + f' L8 Z. |& b( d; G
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. " |9 W) U' R- b4 q& G$ _
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?   u2 D$ W% }' M. _
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + Z2 I6 J' {, `+ k  k( i; c, R
A: Heavy psychedelics. ; p4 j8 w* s/ ^1 ~5 t
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 V# X! F$ u4 o, V; H
A: Carry loaded weapons. 1 K, L* l& W9 S
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( _6 C7 x6 M7 m; T; B2 p, gA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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