Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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4 b( i# S. t8 f! i' t9 {Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- Z, [* y! X* K$ E( hA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

) }3 |1 q+ j7 s$ kQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' M! Q  A) R" v0 NA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& G! D3 H" }7 j. A7 E  w" JA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

3 c0 g, l# R9 L. r3 k2 w( M/ H" M5 B. WQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% n: a# _# q1 h; eA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
+ E3 W+ o; [6 }+ m5 kA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

! P; C  v$ I8 G; xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

: j( m! G$ h6 z+ sQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 b% R3 L* L; w/ S- X6 yA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ N. I/ x6 ?0 t; Z- W% I* ?* k, c- LA: Heavy psychedelics.

3 n( q, [' A" O* c3 S  A" s. W8 P* wQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 Y" ~& @' A" P8 K# i6 a+ CA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" P. p0 k: L: LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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