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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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* a; p! E7 w' C. ?1 FQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; l" `6 z, \% O! [7 y) v3 R$ E' CA: What for? He can't see my license plate. & [% K/ D' Y5 O5 D

2 Z; t" p" F! U; d% tQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  f) S' @0 c2 T0 m4 AA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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$ g$ R8 ~2 p2 Q8 ?7 A+ q$ mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: @% O  {5 K( `A: Your car. ) E1 _) e6 Z7 @/ \3 x( u
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 r' j3 w+ N' c' R5 b5 JA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ; ~9 m0 n" i# Y) C

/ r8 [8 I5 }4 _* k: [6 w+ z+ D$ w$ JQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 \) P3 S+ Y2 Q7 K& YA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 U( C8 B& t7 v5 @+ A. _' z! KQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? # y' z1 L! o; U0 g! x% l! l
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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- F" z; \) N8 u# \4 u* EQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 6 v0 j- P* t2 a
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / {# n, `8 Z- f# e6 r. L* _
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 e8 G% @6 C6 K0 h0 yA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 7 [( h) x+ n5 h$ ]% H! ^7 b
A: Heavy psychedelics. 3 c- S% ]' h( m* d) o; R+ A
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 j: k3 E+ }4 A/ D; ]: {/ OA: Carry loaded weapons. 2 }2 A; T$ i2 {! U8 F

/ @9 d, x" O& x& OQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ; k! ^7 g8 R2 ?: C' D9 D2 K+ i
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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