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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. $ M& d, k/ w3 l9 L' a2 N. o
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* ]8 ?( e$ {8 }7 A8 AA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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, ~2 a% U: p6 ~0 ^6 V" i7 y! ?" uQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% Z" C4 D- O; M7 G. |9 qA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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+ I8 P, W( k0 ]4 J2 d; ?Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ r6 t6 I( A. s" i. u7 zA: Your car.
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6 a; g9 v1 d/ [3 `* SQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? * f/ e7 T& r- p& H# k$ z* E
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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/ p x6 m; C& ]$ B5 \5 ?% J$ Y! DQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? * D6 l2 z# F$ e3 S* R& V; I# g$ k
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! _5 |3 x. |/ E; C: K& EQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 Q! B1 B7 i5 n8 R8 h
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% R" s/ O" f. K; h/ e7 O* X D/ QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 1 B, N' z8 H- K; r( Q% e
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, a/ R2 _6 L; U( r. W) vA: The color. C, E# @; z' w
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ( s/ u* m: f0 r1 \
A: Heavy psychedelics. & K+ ~. v* }+ w* o& z3 m* f. G
3 \; [$ K! |9 t2 h5 g" {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- \1 F3 p6 M7 v" {$ D8 T; x& qA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 @/ x3 C. k5 d* x. hA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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