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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 5 g2 R! r" a3 C' V% _9 l
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( g% }4 i( `  ?" R/ nA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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, [8 h9 l2 }8 _% R# Z+ Q( mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 4 p" _: v1 [/ R& }5 j1 r
A: Your car.
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& h' F2 G5 n, B& D8 ?3 G# `Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 6 a6 ^8 l5 E4 l) Q: f/ t
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. , l4 n, b  `0 Q+ D/ Q6 d! X: T

7 G  k: K$ E4 u7 w3 YQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? , t6 A2 x- D, b' p2 S7 D5 d" @. i
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 8 H5 W# t& |( c+ a& G( k5 i
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, C& R4 A$ a8 F  lA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. " m, Q6 u' r$ y& C

% ]* [: v7 e9 w% J# k5 a. W, ^6 W9 vQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) |% ]0 T" m' X( [2 j+ c) T) dA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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# o6 y. Y* K4 HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 j( j' t( o& L9 X$ ZA: Heavy psychedelics. $ S; D& g1 {0 U4 m4 B# C9 z% @
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, f3 M- M4 X: hA: Carry loaded weapons. $ W& i  Z+ |7 V( U5 Y

9 k6 k' H3 L* X; O' M5 j8 mQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? % v0 Y" M0 j/ K) M! M# U
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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