Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

4 A" q6 }# G3 v+ jQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' [- C* ~. `5 `' v) @$ y  C- e8 ^" E# jA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

5 I) V$ O0 i* UQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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  H4 ~$ w" @& v! s5 ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 w3 z  O7 [9 _. V( e3 D: rA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

7 S7 q; ]$ M* C" K; UQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

, j  b: b$ B( [  f9 ^! v: Y: DQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% h! Z4 ?& W& H# M4 l' `A: The color.
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* K: B, H- H" \3 h2 \. V7 E6 H9 RQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* E# c) h1 k) z* c# JA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- y4 ~% P+ |, [  F) K6 _$ P3 x5 r6 eA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ t; \% o( l* WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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