Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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5 A0 N) t$ u1 l! ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. X' @: a& m' qA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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5 A4 @/ z  p# `: q' J. Y( [: ~Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 e  \9 B0 ~0 D( ^$ K2 CA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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" R7 ?6 `3 t+ g- b- {; m8 q8 {# PQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# n1 l, m/ w' Q0 n9 v/ }6 oA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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. B  |  |* L( s8 ~Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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