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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ~- U, j" @. @4 a) M r* a
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? : S9 g& y& a! h2 |8 r; j
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 7 u9 v; |! J2 A+ j0 ]& q- n
) u# d- w$ \ |; z5 }$ o% s% SQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 9 O/ ~2 { n8 S& L
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." $ W( u/ A! R* M1 d a* I
. ~ z6 q" k% F! Y: x$ jQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 2 W, I* T9 S- j# u0 A
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 @7 {8 A) X h& c1 t+ g( DA: Be too drunk to find your keys. . i$ W! p9 @% G+ H
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& R; o6 x7 b6 yA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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; A1 X% s0 ~0 q7 {7 EQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 ~& @1 H7 u. X- A% `/ lA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - B0 d8 g: ]) n P
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? , R4 D8 F$ g$ j9 r' L
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. " {$ r6 d8 B L
/ p. t& Q1 h, ]& U$ Z, L rQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 H0 ~9 p. D& Q+ W6 U* `A: The color.
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. n: ?% r6 ?9 ~: y0 r/ A8 SQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 0 r3 ]3 q1 P9 y3 N6 E# P, B
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ; }7 D! o1 d6 n5 ?& y9 _: B$ X
A: Carry loaded weapons. ) W1 D4 C2 E3 x$ [6 @6 c
5 \6 |. {( K* U; R) ZQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
t& P4 {6 o) U: O( x9 h1 nA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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