Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 {" M) T5 s+ ~' aA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

: O+ Q" f" ?( l5 @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- v! A0 Y4 b9 M7 ]. K# SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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5 P( P- ^3 J" i) s( \. ~; i+ [. sQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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! R/ G5 G# `6 G" I+ }7 Q+ BQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 z3 B, w' [" Q* F" |$ rA: Carry loaded weapons.
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. I$ b/ u4 t. R  ^- N& [8 TQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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