Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

4 ?1 r+ e4 l& i; r, e5 gQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

" H! b% s+ V) ^, QQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

3 u0 X: \( f; |2 F8 U* KQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' M  d3 J6 ?: j$ Y0 UA: Your car.

9 B) i& O5 k$ s; e- tQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  N- p+ U, A7 W  v3 K% Y9 FA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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! g) W7 Q; X2 M/ \' ]3 ]Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# _& X; m5 n6 JA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

. g) Y% d9 R1 e0 H* b+ PQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ v/ u; s5 a9 X; V2 MA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

- s9 H8 M+ p9 n# Q; h0 K; ?. fQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: @1 s- Z4 i) F8 DA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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