Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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4 V" G" c1 O% U6 j. T- [' P& Y% oQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 \6 U" i& q3 ]; N" wA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
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0 b4 ]( U3 q: z4 _7 D- N9 A6 O$ aQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! M; R0 b. V, ~3 l6 v, p: TA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

& c! F- t! g4 J! e/ ]' P; VQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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0 ^% [& D! l0 [2 e( e* A/ e0 A5 JQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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2 T" u" E' n# a) R5 GQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# W# O% i( f- OA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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3 X/ U( ^- f/ W, gQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  x5 D. s0 Q+ Z, hA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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