Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

( p; b8 g* l: h; k! e1 xQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 G1 _6 _! f* ]7 HA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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5 j$ O, n! d& @, W: m/ b+ w  xQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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/ \/ o+ [: k! RQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; {* K; ?6 ?. h7 V! A7 U  n: TA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

( R4 i% Z7 s( K3 LQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- [" C" A8 c/ m# `" {A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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