Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, E* t- Z5 S+ c$ G! U: bA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ P7 z2 o$ {4 k1 Q; l7 bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

" \$ [- o0 E2 @2 b7 vQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: Q- @* |4 i& z. X$ W  \" jA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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, ]& Y6 k! I4 l, d2 _0 s. sQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! H- x7 N* v6 K6 Y5 \4 ?2 XA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ b# ]+ G& O6 X. f, E! C. m4 S8 k7 ]A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# v. h& D4 _' W3 ~A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

  G' Z6 ?# H+ r2 f# v, j" c# ^6 t$ aQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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* W* s% y5 G; GQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# l1 V8 l' _- b3 vA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- e- g; L% q6 N8 ?& z) m/ [/ H+ _A: Carry loaded weapons.
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/ y/ a8 S, B( O* y+ f6 a$ uQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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