Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

* [) c& Z/ a% @0 K: AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) D" a: E" g4 AA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

6 c9 f4 z3 E: T" g8 `Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* k! A+ P8 H7 q; M- \A: Your car.

' x3 X( n5 v2 [5 @% |- PQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

) ]7 Z) @2 g  o; s6 vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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5 n% K) m9 F( d' O7 H! fQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( _$ [* |. v& q" N* R6 ^% C3 r4 nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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8 I9 a5 i$ J$ ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

: z# o' p/ D0 D. R" p. A& t% \! SQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' W8 K  T3 b5 H  FA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- o4 M) E, v) c9 @& V) J6 g/ p$ _A: Carry loaded weapons.

9 A# x( u8 Q* g  A8 U. g, X% ^1 n% JQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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