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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ; a& ^' q, e ]1 F v2 g, _3 `4 n7 Z& z
9 X* o' ?4 p7 a% lQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? " @( L0 p2 f) _) E, I, P
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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7 a! C& t+ H7 u4 s. ~Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; I. j' l5 Z4 R( x$ L/ _A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? # C: W( f8 d/ \4 }
A: Your car. 8 V" n4 t' O9 _; l. s4 d2 m4 k+ v$ G/ E
% Q/ Z1 L$ n5 v9 i, w" \Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? / \% P( c7 h4 o @) D4 i4 h3 \
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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0 s$ \5 V! Z7 C2 T7 m$ wQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 7 U7 e- K5 D* B# I
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 5 \% G% E2 {. d- c0 @" v0 D2 _
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 Q+ _' _0 ^2 g7 ^4 t9 H+ VA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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1 O. v3 k. T4 C: PQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 4 c* F+ |9 B: {: W$ \
A: The color.
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* n& P+ w- T, [ p5 t2 p$ C/ XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
f1 ^( c( l3 AA: Heavy psychedelics.
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1 @9 C8 n" s/ kQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , }! h1 F: { \% z! \. ?
A: Carry loaded weapons. + V% |" W/ Y D, ?, P! v
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
8 x2 n) \3 O: w2 K% W) j% CA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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