Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

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/ L7 S8 f: [9 \# {# PA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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: L4 i; k; s: T$ Y1 N* _; u: AQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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+ C( J( L& v, H* k' r: a. n  n3 yQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 u8 s& j* u7 e( |# o# t: L5 c$ l; IA: Your car.
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: ]+ x% b4 r1 L& P" L5 nQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 R2 f/ @  z. C' W2 D4 NA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

- ]/ s# t0 \" RQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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( q, S+ `7 i3 ^  [% D5 hQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

2 s; A' |1 J6 f; t- X; ~% EQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* F4 O& D; C. q! z% ]7 R4 y# q, QA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 ^% W- J" _/ e& |, z7 S! LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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