Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* X3 e8 i5 ~/ w5 [: {/ b. ?! c% `: iA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

6 e) e$ R' f2 f# E0 MQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% |  k0 p7 b4 }, Z8 U6 K# XA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: w- m& j) N; T: [A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

: a- o/ c7 y/ `: ^! QQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

4 g7 k: }7 z/ j) ]+ I( V7 P5 ?! T) ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& c1 w) a* u( I5 l; i+ c4 }$ f0 nA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

! J" K  _  _, R5 n) k$ \) JQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. M$ b* B/ [4 V( TA: The color.

# u5 P; l6 d+ j" ^, f6 }  \' D6 n& BQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

4 A$ D  x6 d# ^  c2 HQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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