Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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  @! @& ?! r* m3 _* g' s% ?: uQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 ~' u, N7 Z9 v# ^A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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0 z* l9 P8 u/ M; N' T% ^+ f+ E, AQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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9 n! ^+ R" o9 ~3 O- G8 M. G7 d% s1 hQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

7 N3 ]* ?9 Q9 M1 x& [Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 B' c9 E6 @- H. x$ S2 ?A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) b( O" j9 S* `A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

8 t: Y' Q, s% M/ E( CQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

# O" |4 d& e8 t! T: uQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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* j  n. G! |8 ~+ [0 e8 GQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; }" `% t3 m6 _3 ]- j) A8 JA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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