Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

/ c2 v. p, {$ pQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ p" Y( I) a& F0 @7 [, k3 FA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

5 G; Q: D8 W0 r) B* W$ I: iQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

/ m' ~+ Q2 |% r. gQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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; F  r& J6 l7 `2 s3 j1 BQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( X3 r" E/ ?3 I( VA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

* M( P( Y% N5 p6 }" }& Z7 nQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" Q% y# |% j) t1 S7 {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ R) _, o* @0 i5 U1 C1 h' g3 FA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 W! Q3 N' Y- ~0 _* y7 J$ g) e( B! FQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 O/ U3 z2 v$ M* ]! {4 J+ gA: Heavy psychedelics.
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) u( l% d3 d9 o( ^  v% ?& O4 y9 {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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