Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

& Y7 z! y- h, A( tQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

* h; a% M, q, M* z* z2 y, jQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

" b! k- D! s: F2 t/ T/ s, N* j8 \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 N" w0 s( _* IA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: S4 h: @7 h. _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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- Z  ^3 `- z# R( s! u" p# S8 uQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! Z8 K& V, k9 }6 SA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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