Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
8 T" |" C% N2 FA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 k3 u. e3 s! \' TA: Your car.
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  `" |0 F% l5 `! C. BQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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& P; K) q" E5 m4 c  ~* T$ xQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ l: D+ B5 @* l" F! L! u+ m" E! IA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% K* s4 @4 t: l/ ?/ z- ?A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 J! `6 s# ^- F2 w. v7 _- iQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, a4 a( u5 g( b! S2 `A: The color.
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) b' v/ \; z% L9 LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, \5 X8 j% W) a% p) d% XA: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 `5 E9 V' m6 s- u4 t9 }, H" MQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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