Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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4 B! D$ K. R2 ?4 n- H5 GQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) \% r0 {4 U4 G* D) A- N0 @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 R" j9 R8 T6 S6 D! V& DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' `1 a1 [9 P4 N3 `; [- W; c% TA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ t6 a" O; A- i' TA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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* j% a' c3 ~( M" o6 U  u1 [6 B. r" GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 D5 U3 |8 d( |. i) jA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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/ m" G; i: w$ _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ w' ]4 S; ]2 c4 T( E) @; ]6 zA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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: ~. `' L3 n' q2 r# R+ q# hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 D; _7 F3 K5 |7 BA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

) R7 z3 S! [4 i/ M2 c7 EQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) c0 }. j" I1 O" h0 l2 O4 bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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