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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 Y0 S% V" Q: N4 i: Q4 S rA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 3 ^8 E( Y: J5 b Y! M
4 i3 e; z. ]5 t# H( v6 _Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
p- c, ^: L3 m5 T; @8 RA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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1 K/ ?) Q: L2 _! tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" _3 D9 l$ N7 t l) tA: Your car.
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3 Y) S y# x) P$ i4 wQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ( x2 ]2 H; z5 S# ?. r$ f) [0 h- g
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 T a4 S. L4 W3 O( Z6 r% F# t1 M
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' y6 M6 H1 U$ g- k' HA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 5 i$ ^) h: x. \0 m- N% D3 H
+ z' w: W1 T$ m6 Z- Q0 }. FQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
0 ~/ G$ G; I9 H+ ~6 E WA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? . L7 x. H- g6 o3 f5 X9 ?9 e! L# o
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ Y- m: p( a: D5 o& H
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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, a2 C5 v1 ] k) |Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 U' n) X) k/ r. ~% V# H5 p9 P7 K* E0 JA: Heavy psychedelics. - T: x: k# q' d9 Y5 D
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? * E) x" P+ o% d2 p5 E
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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% `5 o) Q/ R1 h$ V/ P8 k$ @' }Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! q1 Y4 z+ R6 F" nA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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