Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, g4 i( W0 C1 P; Q+ n4 ^A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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/ Y* b' d3 z# R9 B  ^4 uQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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- M, D: o  c- ~0 G9 iQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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& @0 i3 R9 X; ?1 q* W0 a4 x+ iQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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, k; S8 `& C- G" MQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; F6 `+ e9 D. j1 k9 g  T. OA: Heavy psychedelics.
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/ Z, {5 m8 b: o& ~Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( d7 e5 E* v; c6 R+ ~" N, {A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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