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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ; K: Z8 m* R: i
! d6 S, F0 u) e0 G! q4 NQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? : R" `/ n. k7 {# F
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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* s! v2 @! P! i$ dQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? % ^! ~9 v& J4 z; I
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." / ~+ [/ p6 o% j( _ b
( R6 E7 o$ Q: e! n6 @. J/ k3 m' RQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 x7 P2 L' v# E4 _A: Your car.
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- c* q8 R% L# mQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ' x$ d5 u( B' j7 y0 H c. [+ G
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- h/ O6 q4 k+ uA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ; R6 R; B) c' g6 z3 }9 p# T3 O' m- w
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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( Y8 ^6 l, Y! ?0 E& |% IQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
^8 G. G. z# m% {A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% y9 e: G. o" O) hA: The color.
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k$ x! a1 x7 jQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ b; f9 ]+ z& G5 bA: Heavy psychedelics. 3 u& \. ]' W$ q4 A
! S( A1 r+ t8 L! l: D- C( QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( I. Z z7 y; [8 GA: Carry loaded weapons. 2 |" J$ ~) c8 M
6 B* A- [7 d4 a8 l( D( |Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ^0 z# F6 h; }. }
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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