Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& `" g! e* @# Y& q6 J6 F+ BQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' i8 r9 i" W$ I; LA: Your car.
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6 t. V  g1 b2 [; O$ u* j/ iQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

$ J: Q, `$ \4 ?# R* c- w) |$ bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, X$ F3 G: d% U* g( c- E  H! UA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 _4 x  I& Z; k0 u. x6 ]4 _; uA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 l/ R/ {8 F! x' v! Q0 p- EQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

6 X% ]; Y# Y$ iQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: Z- @8 \9 `6 |) mA: Heavy psychedelics.

& q/ p* u1 w" y2 T/ `/ TQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ V, W1 K- M- d+ u* g/ |# CA: Carry loaded weapons.
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* _; ?3 |/ o, W9 I9 g* VQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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