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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. - A+ C9 t5 K4 V" }$ b0 [
4 ?1 r+ e4 l& i; r, e5 gQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? - X* ^% Y; @: d
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 Q- g, C) k8 D2 W8 S1 a1 }
" H! b% s+ V) ^, QQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? # [( F; T+ x$ }) `
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 2 W! N- W6 D4 a
3 u0 X: \( f; |2 F8 U* KQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' M d3 J6 ?: j$ Y0 UA: Your car. ; p5 r- r- b6 W# f4 ~9 t
9 B) i& O5 k$ s; e- tQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
N- p+ U, A7 W v3 K% Y9 FA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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! g) W7 Q; X2 M/ \' ]3 ]Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# _& X; m5 n6 JA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 8 [* J" ^( V: V* S* v# h2 x& I
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 4 L$ K( R* I( ~0 [) I
. g) Y% d9 R1 e0 H* b+ PQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 4 s2 M& Q/ ] h6 I
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) `% u, T# w. a0 m8 A, r4 L/ {
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 7 S& ?$ `' Z& ]) i) O/ \
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ v/ u; s5 a9 X; V2 MA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ) R5 a( F9 k* K4 Z* ]% m1 z! A0 Q
A: Carry loaded weapons. W# |2 T( P2 G4 L9 ?& |/ R1 f
- s9 H8 M+ p9 n# Q; h0 K; ?. fQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: @1 s- Z4 i) F8 DA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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