Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

& d+ K$ u* K: l8 z: E. [Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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' o5 L3 y; p4 M$ AQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

5 Z: b2 m2 v" m' c6 k! OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" q: k9 u+ V9 E1 qA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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* h& ~% R9 B$ \1 _( j: o5 ZQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
2 l( X+ j9 f: L9 J( `A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' @# Y+ c; @& t0 W9 U: `2 Z$ F! YQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 ]  V5 Z) J; }, X* pA: The color.
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5 _# _2 w. I4 F1 O7 ^Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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- m9 E: o8 J0 E% b2 e- XQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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