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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. . w2 u( c8 w4 V
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? # ^ t! o9 A, [- P" z: r
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. I+ V5 e5 ]" D/ L$ o! O0 A6 x" ?$ y
5 z/ o+ n2 p; v, C. ~) z! tQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# q& @, i+ ^) c- K% i: iA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." D% ^6 s, O1 G# S* a, o0 p0 B3 w
W& l3 E3 w) G9 |; eQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 4 R5 ?8 ]3 B, N$ Y
A: Your car. 7 T* I/ D/ [! ~% [# B( [
8 \ m' z! T6 u( v% aQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ! I) ^3 ]5 U' f: V b
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. - W! F- g( h; i. y! J6 w0 w
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? g! g3 h- i( `# D5 G: l0 |' E" w8 T
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. : s+ Q, f- A7 x
4 M) j+ |1 b' O2 \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 [& E5 f3 H6 ? GA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 h7 Y+ y# L+ D M8 s- s9 L
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 2 c. }9 m6 u- j0 z2 U" |0 F8 t) f
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. . h0 f$ @0 j2 d2 S+ |. U
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 7 z: `# o- } F% o- J
A: The color. ) }; d9 R& @6 U! w
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? - p$ E. h6 k% Z
A: Heavy psychedelics. ' l; i0 E0 c. w. Z6 R* q/ `; l! V9 }
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ k+ z8 W% A0 t) oA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! |7 \7 x5 k# n9 e b G) ~8 M. w0 d6 WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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