Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( g% }4 i( `  ?" R/ nA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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, [8 h9 l2 }8 _% R# Z+ Q( mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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& h' F2 G5 n, B& D8 ?3 G# `Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

7 G  k: K$ E4 u7 w3 YQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, C& R4 A$ a8 F  lA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

% ]* [: v7 e9 w% J# k5 a. W, ^6 W9 vQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) |% ]0 T" m' X( [2 j+ c) T) dA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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# o6 y. Y* K4 HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 j( j' t( o& L9 X$ ZA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, f3 M- M4 X: hA: Carry loaded weapons.

9 k6 k' H3 L* X; O' M5 j8 mQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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