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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? % O- ]1 l4 z" ?& P
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 h3 k. Y2 k& ^; M$ g F0 c( C0 p
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? # S6 _# O5 T" ~. a
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? " \! H2 e- V9 i& h( f6 ?4 m% b9 B2 H/ v
A: Your car.
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7 T& o' j/ ]$ |4 j. oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 8 m% i: @+ s+ Y5 t* {' h
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 4 Y1 I5 E7 i+ C% ? k6 a
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
; k$ o. d+ W+ W" Z }A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, l9 o% |. L6 `& O# x5 WQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? $ J n1 E; K( V3 J3 Z2 `6 J4 G! ^0 `
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ( [$ S2 [: P) ^
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 `1 O( Q% J' w' l. w9 fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 9 o" h& Q% F* p6 l& \ y, n
A: The color. 3 Y7 }5 [0 {! m5 R" s4 {( Q7 ^% R
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , Q$ b+ |3 Y( n) i# e" k% O
A: Heavy psychedelics. / n% R2 T+ S+ T1 u
- P' W5 ^/ j. n+ \- UQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 G3 P( P+ N$ H# ~6 \; W5 e8 W& vA: Carry loaded weapons. $ \9 C0 j) P( _" r4 }6 I0 d: D
9 C3 p. u. }( Q7 rQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + y6 `: j1 ]3 c: ]7 m! k. n
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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