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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. - M6 u0 }/ h3 f) @1 }
* n4 {5 t5 w% D- L( w0 C/ oQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? " a* \( W+ ]/ E+ Z3 V
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 o: {& E0 D* v. dA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 1 ~5 n8 [. r: F* D
% e6 S+ h- Y) k9 W' g3 `Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 L7 m' n2 P; z- {A: Your car. . ^4 {. r0 E/ U' i8 D9 e
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 4 F+ C! r/ @0 P1 R4 Y
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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% O; O% @7 d7 W5 _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 q6 p+ c K. i& Q; yA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. . R/ j& U; A1 L; M4 e: z& a5 l# X
% o! V/ X+ v0 U5 o3 g6 y t: @& VQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& B* x. U8 V1 X5 B# H2 V0 U( gA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ) M4 b1 v( Z) ^5 l9 [- J% ~
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ) J1 b, X6 L. k* J/ p
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' \7 d5 v1 s& pA: Heavy psychedelics. + C9 R5 B0 g1 A+ E+ W/ J- A4 x
/ k+ l/ I2 L; k2 t- oQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ p1 `! E4 E* x/ ~7 F7 ~ w& HA: Carry loaded weapons. 7 X- G' R- U4 s; r& M5 v
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# M" H' L% Z' o: u* RA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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