Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 c( Z0 _. F( b9 CA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! @7 E4 ?& ?; P) N! z5 w1 z8 g. B* _A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& W2 j* A" n, i  j7 VA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 f& }1 u6 I5 Z% j  X% u# iA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 E* P' g( k$ ?* [. CA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 C* n# E5 ]/ e% y( t) P' \A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% K& A7 f$ F! R5 C' X& |7 e. UA: The color.
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) V/ `( q0 Z3 v  @* L% DQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. S6 S/ g" q; O9 ^A: Heavy psychedelics.
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, x' q6 p; ^( q2 s" u8 bQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( Q+ {, I6 z% C, xA: Carry loaded weapons.
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3 ~% {: h. C2 c- mQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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