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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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0 `. f9 h0 W4 ~ KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? * z9 o8 E2 S9 o$ X) @8 O
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. & h, K, @0 c7 V' ^
$ ?" _ |, o3 X! {" }Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - ^/ V, P+ w2 b: @1 H
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" @4 m: D7 h: V. Z1 K# J5 ~( m- _2 kQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 x" A/ N) u! _: ]6 D. j8 r% B* TA: Your car. # [# |# N- }. M+ \2 K+ |( q4 V
& K( Y {$ a0 g) Z! |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? , o8 e; z* W- k' h) K" v- Z* l" n
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? - u( j. t0 u+ j$ A! C
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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' O1 U m1 q a ^! H/ U( h3 S7 oQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 m+ u9 b$ W' |& HA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 1 k: M0 i8 X1 _0 H# R
( |& u2 E6 |6 A- ]+ U7 pQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ C0 u. Z- ^4 o7 PA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) a/ B3 C7 h3 o" e
$ z; n* Z* w, m% _) {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? & E8 x5 x" B1 Y# C9 X' R
A: The color.
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3 |. O6 ^# c5 M) X5 a2 X' M vQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 _: R8 o& `* j$ Q+ HA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& u V0 W; ]& V# u [A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? % e0 `9 b) b% b& Q
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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