Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

! n( u; v- X1 P1 B1 l4 d; X; `5 hQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ j6 q6 E# g5 KA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 E* r2 g* @- f4 H% P" r6 g# LA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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. k) Q7 z3 M, d+ h1 GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 }4 }; J& |. |1 Z- q9 BA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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! p& r* h. |3 _8 BQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" B, ^4 u4 Z6 Y/ s- qA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% }; W5 P! Y: K, @$ RA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 A' B% [. g( b* ZA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' ]8 h; ~. l! x) vA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% T. y2 r: n0 |) J5 n2 n6 i3 H1 I" ~A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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