Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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/ F/ J1 d1 t- \# c$ iQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& n3 D, x( m7 KQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  X- x3 m; h8 xA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

7 ~; |( M4 R/ x4 C2 `Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ }0 ]( i8 w1 YA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

8 A6 N4 Z& P7 X9 d  K5 E3 WQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! c! R( E+ m3 V1 dA: Heavy psychedelics.

5 z7 Y3 m9 K3 I2 s# k) `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( [* x; j  s( P& U5 k' F: b, OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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