Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& P4 _+ I. x/ f" M0 Q7 Z! f& tA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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# F0 ^* ?: U2 E) WQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, Y& N+ ^1 v! e  qA: Your car.
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: R) w- [; {% }3 d* N; XQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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: x% N( D' Y. y7 ~Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% I9 j( a! r& ^2 }: Z$ |: FA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ W7 q) v; O1 g5 K! I: [" x3 C5 GA: Heavy psychedelics.
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3 m+ J9 R- X& H4 P" r1 d/ N1 q' r, zQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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& @2 H  {1 `% d3 |6 g0 m* YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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