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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? $ q# ~! o: a# \/ T& U! x
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.   Z. `) v/ v, n- V/ ?" I0 l

+ f6 i! R3 S# ^3 G. P/ p2 ~Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ A: c, X2 [+ p: z* D0 UA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# _: ^8 n5 w0 ~1 a7 l- P1 pA: Your car. ( c' v/ u4 Y- \6 P: s
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  L& U5 N  C; O, VA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 1 T1 `" l$ s" j' r# w5 O

6 ]: }. Y$ \; ?, T  z$ a/ qQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 6 |* G8 M' S2 j: w( ]$ ]4 {* E
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. * x; g5 T% w% @* ?' X

4 j& O+ v* e" [8 wQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? $ n: m# c* `! D0 J9 T
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. / A# u9 K9 B0 }8 Z; e( O
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " ]" w! ~$ W( W' O2 t+ |' m: E
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? . J- D3 u0 B) H* H, c. z
A: The color. 2 H4 y. h( K! O3 A% P6 P. G: _

% n: W$ U. V2 E- l: A( f; q6 s1 AQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ! \# T7 f0 a# l) c  |' D& A
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? " K1 P# A% x3 e
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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/ I+ w5 J1 Y  wQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + @' Y! [1 q% t" q. @
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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