Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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% m& d4 v+ c- G1 WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# F8 n" Z; Y5 V9 M) n( zA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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, j9 r8 Y9 J! a) ^$ wQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% F+ s# {1 U1 J0 L7 R+ w% {- h0 _A: Your car.
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' u4 ~  ^0 d8 |5 w" XQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

( h! u+ L5 r6 J0 p! ]Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
( h# r$ ]- u# U4 O3 P, ^' n" YA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 F5 @5 q& T* ]A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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3 x. H4 D8 c6 R( RQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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0 r0 l0 o6 }& |$ t% Z( BQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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' C/ E- |& M1 s' M- c& kQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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