Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- i2 b% U, Q$ A+ P# _) HQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; W6 P% ~* @9 n, d' U! z) gA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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2 a2 m' p* J9 \3 ?5 zQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 U. t9 {: e3 w( L6 e9 {5 dA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

3 W# M1 R$ a8 t5 QQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 X" d2 ^6 R! ?8 z: G/ b# j5 P$ TA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

8 p: `+ q, s: LQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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2 X4 N  g! U% P: x- Z+ M  ?5 xQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ g8 k9 u7 y& Y" sA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' {' L. H3 Y% z2 b5 uA: Carry loaded weapons.
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6 i* P' ?  z) v8 [! T9 |& g9 kQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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