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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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- K" s. s4 V6 oQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? . D' ^9 L% p2 @+ C# `
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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9 g. Q9 o6 k" e: G& LQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% ?+ q- X# S& FA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ' _ a* o. e, h6 `5 J- P* ^+ S4 \
6 T' e {" D( eQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 q( ]4 `2 t& P0 r. wA: Your car. 3 f& a4 t$ l$ U W2 j9 ]* i, s
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* Z( |1 N- V. {9 m: S3 eA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
Q' e, W! b: u2 a: D7 GA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 9 o$ m/ |+ d$ X
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * s2 u2 {6 A" A$ X% e
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? % g$ F) }6 a6 F1 v! ]6 x+ \+ [, Y
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
9 k! p: C% y; F2 `# D/ MA: The color.
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2 V- x5 b- I" hQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" V, }. W$ \; w' q) `5 ]+ MA: Heavy psychedelics.
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' M5 |, J- ]. F6 Z- I; EQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? $ Z; m' c4 [/ G, }: @& c- C
A: Carry loaded weapons. 1 ~+ o" z4 F3 P2 p- q7 k E
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " b) u. s; b" H/ ?* y7 X0 a
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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