Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) L' q( E7 P  E; gA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ Q9 T, L# J9 M$ \3 ]A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

* i* M9 E+ m% ~; p3 qQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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) M: J- j* X) B% R1 Y2 nQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 `- {5 k1 e4 ]% e4 qA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

/ ?) `; ]5 M& |5 T1 Q+ rQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 G" M0 k* K1 Q$ X0 `, n1 {6 |% fA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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5 o/ h, G2 ^# y0 ^* P: LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
  X- e4 j; l6 ~# {( SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 E) L! o+ {) B' m& J5 aA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

# w2 q, T  X; G! g3 d9 d8 s! GQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 E" |. j. J" I# ?( s, k/ h  |A: The color.
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6 m1 \5 J' [) o' ]; o4 RQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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3 S$ @2 Y* J- f$ |& q9 Y6 |Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

2 Z1 b! [: T: r# s( m5 x& B; e! ZQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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