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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.   F9 p1 B; z. W

% q" r- R2 s3 ?Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ L7 S8 f: [9 \# {# PA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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: L4 i; k; s: T$ Y1 N* _; u: AQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ( G# }  Q* h/ Y! |9 v
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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+ C( J( L& v, H* k' r: a. n  n3 yQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 u8 s& j* u7 e( |# o# t: L5 c$ l; IA: Your car.
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: ]+ x% b4 r1 L& P" L5 nQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 R2 f/ @  z. C' W2 D4 NA: Be too drunk to find your keys. & f5 ^5 S2 s9 r5 |1 b) Y; {$ C
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 5 {% m( f( d1 i8 @: B6 X+ Y: J
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ( `0 o! c% i: @; x! |; Y' J

- ]/ s# t0 \" RQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' ~3 P% ^& ?4 N- U: `4 `
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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( q, S+ `7 i3 ^  [% D5 hQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? + V4 q0 B" y( M8 a2 W; ]- J
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 1 B( T% _$ _6 W$ X7 u% U
A: The color. 4 A) F# u9 F# u" t: T4 [) f

2 s; A' |1 J6 f; t- X; ~% EQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , f/ z2 `' C* x; ?7 j
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* F4 O& D; C. q! z% ]7 R4 y# q, QA: Carry loaded weapons. ( p- h8 J: g5 A2 M
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 ^% W- J" _/ e& |, z7 S! LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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