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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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" g$ N7 j* [8 r' xQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? , U1 j" C8 w \
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. H R6 A5 i: k6 J
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; F+ Z0 Y/ d4 \; X2 z# [" g6 z
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " c4 I( r) Q3 a' w7 m
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 @2 F4 D" x# D. y! d4 n& aA: Your car. 9 T. Y3 B4 A0 N# e. J0 Q
; s3 q9 L8 M {+ uQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . M" V7 v" h! B: s8 `, \+ u' w" K
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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8 }% V. D; C: z$ {Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? . u# P0 ?9 p8 i( P) V
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) N7 @5 a2 P A4 {8 L" e1 `' c( j9 G
. d5 @- T, G' iQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# \+ |6 x- [9 a9 e3 E1 _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 0 Y! Z: ~+ N; a: o8 `; ^) y
p4 s" l1 P; g0 w- c: W9 ?Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ) S3 h/ \6 f' V% w4 L* ^
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ! d6 R3 s! W+ y% ^
" ]' z# l: N* ~: y+ G. N hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? + m5 Q: W5 q6 T3 H6 G
A: The color.
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3 |! M+ c4 |# `- }Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; ~3 c2 @ V- bA: Heavy psychedelics. 7 R i8 B1 m9 ^" y' ?, n/ A
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 p0 X' R8 @4 g7 s5 V2 T, wA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
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