Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 i8 R; g4 v7 W. k8 n2 d2 E( @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

' r, ^% h6 ?1 D: V0 }7 n: F" HQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ D  U% I+ u0 E  ]A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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4 q2 u! s" x- V0 kQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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4 E* D& }( B0 ?2 I. [Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

- c6 N2 e9 I2 }8 \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

1 A& x$ ^* s/ P% m3 E# dQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 T7 c2 Z# ?6 ?2 MA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

; h  _( g3 Z' n2 N) {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

9 f' J* k! p' [2 yQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ t8 b+ t3 h6 V- Y& sA: The color.

" C! T! w5 ]5 b+ i' ^" pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. |& U& z9 X3 tA: Heavy psychedelics.

1 t2 R. V& |: l* i, T; Q5 F$ OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% e* j( l! J3 p* |2 q) T  OA: Carry loaded weapons.

+ T# h9 d: @. x/ ]5 Y& Z% y* a! ^4 @, vQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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