Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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# n- r3 @3 j4 g$ c% yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

% M' ]) }" W( a2 U1 K$ l/ zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, b! `( p- q5 T* i' PA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" W4 L% B* @+ m  g! }, WQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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+ v5 u7 H0 g% o$ {2 ^* ZQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 {1 J8 M4 \; e- CA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

+ p6 l+ C% x- f4 L. v" H  OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  {6 E( |+ O/ r; t! a/ }A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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/ [, _5 q" m- E- Z$ ZQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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# B8 b% l: [$ ?0 ?5 [. BQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& f; j5 k$ R3 g2 P: I  oA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

; H# K5 R8 H! y; ?9 ]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. F7 y. b" N3 i" G/ Q* qA: The color.

* {7 D9 F* y& t  H/ E- D4 i( kQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 {9 S, v" i6 `1 _3 ]3 xA: Heavy psychedelics.

3 E% G% a* Y- ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
$ M0 x, l( M: `# e. ?% f1 bA: Carry loaded weapons.

0 {2 D+ a) d$ f, U, I1 p, L( FQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 u4 p2 V* C8 v# B6 P& GA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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