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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ) w% D7 b" D6 X0 N" n

2 C  g& F# c) A# C2 s+ n4 w' oQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 5 R4 y4 Q. q' s2 J5 h
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - O6 B4 d6 p# g& {, }" Q0 N7 q3 w
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 g  U% I3 H  P' q$ @  ~A: Your car.
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7 C: r% h2 N8 L! E+ A  V. m) SQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 z& d1 H* W2 h% R) t7 w8 D" @- oA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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+ |; V$ o7 r  c. ?4 `Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. v  y4 ?3 H( J8 @9 vA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. * l9 N1 R3 J2 B' L; ~$ D$ y0 z, f5 R
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ! V8 u8 T5 s& s+ o7 _4 s9 V
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. $ F" y3 U$ c: x( z$ e" x
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* s; Y% k3 y/ w& {A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 A: G* p# v5 {- x1 u) i3 CQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 p: X0 j5 w- c3 xA: The color. $ ]0 m1 P2 P* E# P5 N! b! h

* D, h; b) C. Z7 ]+ n8 _7 K. |+ LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 l6 r7 h# ~" l% U  ]2 D$ mA: Heavy psychedelics. " s) c2 E$ y5 D. H: O' J+ T

: L1 H  M( E+ u: [% T  W; OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # V9 R' z" S( s  r. h+ R6 _
A: Carry loaded weapons.   v9 c/ p2 j" J7 A; @& v5 ^
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? , W0 i0 o" [! f# |
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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