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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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$ f) P- ?& ?3 m/ a- R9 PQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? & u* [, D8 R" X2 M F8 l' u3 a2 C
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. # z4 r8 @$ Y- c. J8 s
4 D% ~5 a* Y# r6 M2 ]$ }' GQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ' J0 ^! I5 v$ c' t
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 t# b7 I9 }8 H/ N8 `5 }
2 [/ [! D! d0 L# J1 l$ FQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ( h- h) K9 S" X1 @. \
A: Your car. 1 n4 m" S* ]( K' `5 K! g
+ M5 q) \" h% W u, |/ g% NQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ C8 f" Q. w2 d: vA: Be too drunk to find your keys. , b. {7 ?& j! @/ m3 ?
! @' D) K# y/ Y6 H# _. {Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 M4 Q) H1 U+ O8 P$ b. MA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 7 J. r: \/ R f, t$ T+ m4 L( U
1 [+ [1 S+ C |3 `* P# }0 m1 lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( K+ e- `5 E: E& J
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & \( v) J: s. I, _
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ' m# _/ O7 f- W; @
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ; h6 E6 b* ]& z; G9 w
A: The color. 9 C* {# t$ K# X2 P* R7 A
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 E8 ^9 R' S6 V. g7 IA: Heavy psychedelics. 2 ~' E1 }( q- g5 R _) s
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? % U" u8 l" B' v7 s+ Q0 s" [! B
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- \! v- _' U% S p. e5 a% pA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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