Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 A- B  G* e' ~5 b: tA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

) B' Q/ [7 B: s' w% n) a: ?Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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6 E7 Q1 q9 ~! d2 ]7 w( YQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

% d  h( H. h! I0 u6 Q- p/ QQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: O: A7 f8 W/ }! d. e  ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

) B) I. O3 {( ?, N1 hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# {" [) \% u+ p( A6 {; TA: The color.

$ K# n0 o0 z/ v& O& ~* I3 z/ VQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
4 G% _% G9 z* |) p& ?/ z# dA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 P! d! }. x" z8 X* xA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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