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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 7 p- ~9 V1 d/ u9 H, Q0 `, o
# v- n: g1 C- Y7 A$ yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& T1 T4 \+ p6 ?3 {4 L! KA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 Z m+ g) m* `# b2 v$ A9 ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 s5 W- b5 k9 G! Z. r9 `7 A# iA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" m' u/ M% E! m. U2 Q# k, iA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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4 V( k$ [& H& KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 v# p* h" t& W. P5 zA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. / i3 U6 P; a8 c9 o, C( x* [; x
9 ]1 e7 z+ U1 Z5 N7 L9 {6 \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 7 O2 B: G7 n/ {: I& `
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* e* W$ c% I wA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) `/ t( I, S) |, h7 Y6 M
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
9 G* Q7 L( A( E! m/ [ S- O3 _A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 9 k# o; g! D. r: s# j+ e/ g
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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9 V' L) L! w* s; d8 L( L4 f. @8 Q! GQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? + h* }4 H \' @! ]! ]% ~
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 A: f( ?5 t2 t) C8 X. sA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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