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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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4 U6 k: e: s. @6 L$ e+ SQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? $ Z6 o3 y- Z# X# T8 T4 Y
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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* m3 K$ l5 }" w' L5 hQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. l/ n3 k. \7 wA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - U& Z. r- y7 v+ o+ r8 V

; b3 l0 r8 a5 _7 [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ; R3 P& |: y/ y' u
A: Your car.
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5 Z0 k! A: W' [. D# N; GQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
! ]/ |# E5 P1 o8 PA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 |1 ^) ?# \* y) M7 u9 t' yQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ) n  [8 a# O3 ]
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ! f6 g* V7 ~2 q: {, e
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
+ U$ [& S  T7 e" Z6 ?A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 b" D' H9 b5 ^/ y- y: F, lA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 8 e3 v* r/ k. Q- E: P/ H

3 a$ y) T. A% _4 _7 Y/ c+ q$ |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? * G2 d0 o+ c+ t/ F' O
A: The color. $ u. ]! ^" p7 Y2 m* b8 r" }- x
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) X9 d1 G# f( |: e: J2 zA: Heavy psychedelics. 4 @3 I/ w0 J) U, j$ \% k7 s
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?   ^3 @0 U/ k" T* h$ r; y# U- D9 [$ S
A: Carry loaded weapons. 5 v0 f+ J" l7 K0 {. @

( z: S% f4 ], N$ m# A" x" e) d5 hQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; b; L4 P  H) U( q( b1 h* G; @6 L. nA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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