Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 J4 J; m$ ]4 A" w4 NQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ B4 j# r2 N3 E9 w7 C' DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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) _* O/ A8 H! jQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! D9 R4 j. E3 F% c8 }+ g3 _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ ^! J% i7 [2 c4 m5 w- V! kA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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8 n$ L9 N* u6 @" D( a* z, n0 CQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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! `! l  x$ s/ V) RQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 k* h5 x& r. ~8 WA: Carry loaded weapons.
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8 l! h* q; }$ w9 S) YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 Q5 @9 F% P( c; X& d! j$ t& {A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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