Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

, p2 b' ?" S4 U- ?" `Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

3 q4 I, m, s! nQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 p3 K! k( y( E5 C! v" j: p7 GA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 L/ |, F1 ~7 oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
  x# @1 t, b$ j: W$ dA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
. U4 S" e- {6 eA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# _) C% X6 p2 Q- Q: w' I. OA: The color.

: u& L2 A7 ]5 a& p8 q% }. H2 KQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
  o: o! L2 C2 a/ i2 l/ HA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 D3 [  D. N( o$ h. Z1 aA: Carry loaded weapons.

5 U6 l+ m# B" G9 ]* x3 VQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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