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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 C7 U$ {* W8 i
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? $ \: l7 v5 V$ F- U: f2 H- X
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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; M' k" n' H( z8 cQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? / f( v) ?* t1 r; u3 @4 O
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" x9 ?' `# ]( y) CQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 4 G( n& W6 u* m! C, s
A: Your car. : I q9 j0 ?0 @' _
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # F2 n( a7 R: O5 i
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ p4 v9 x+ M" s
$ V" s, [ C6 e8 c* G3 }1 [: \1 ~Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 7 {: H) `# f% u$ l7 D4 P
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. , {' o% B7 s% F- ~/ M6 o
. D+ g) H* ~; rQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 x/ F) |4 D+ q% y& q* A- tA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 3 ]6 W! ^: p8 S
1 i' I, h; L, h) e4 nQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ X8 w0 t/ T* n( K, d: l% g0 ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% q8 f6 b! \$ r' W. b3 Z: RQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 y- @ W' x* G/ ]: rA: The color.
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9 y$ V: ]# E: C7 R# oQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 U: v3 u! _! WA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 6 u [( p- L; w
A: Carry loaded weapons. + L. R8 Q# O8 o5 B+ X
/ ^" a% G( ]- q5 J* L; N! cQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 {# `+ z6 f8 p; q$ {/ I& A
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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