Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' j- M; |- u) BA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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# S0 ~+ @, @: q( ~0 Y8 R% {) @" t( pQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

; S2 m# ^! `, b% U: ^Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 C$ {7 L5 q( P( }8 S% H0 xA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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# x* D0 s8 R/ Z* D* J9 xQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! q9 Y  ?9 q$ r. {A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

8 p. {$ \+ B7 ?. P3 p$ PQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% W! p  z% e, y/ fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

7 g; f1 M' C" x6 Q: PQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

. a% N) _* y" }4 ?9 `/ R& ^7 x6 cQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 T' w: r2 n- l# pA: Heavy psychedelics.

* _8 g2 n: q) z$ U9 m8 N9 [1 s/ Y3 t. WQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 y  G0 h! j1 \! U$ L' SA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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