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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ( r$ _; Y1 o$ I
|8 f( [0 w9 N6 Z, C- K- gQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( H I2 l3 [# SA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 2 I2 B5 s" M# q; ~3 p
1 b) m- u c; ~: MQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; q% o4 N" @( d, H n
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." , A# ]7 I7 g& s" a6 }$ T9 ~7 Y) {
$ e; a" r2 j) n+ ~, Y+ K( BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? / H# n& n c1 n+ u; Q
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 2 s9 w: e _" e2 V
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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6 e8 W% U0 x% w5 C. L4 P0 \7 kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& k5 `( x5 e8 ~/ Z* P6 oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ( [9 \: t9 [/ d0 U" n
% N+ m8 e) p1 _6 _/ z6 ~Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 w2 T& V7 {$ o4 }
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. . [0 h, k5 c% e6 S0 |4 i, B3 T. ^( R
! H5 S, g3 w! e5 ^0 v3 E* _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" Y- j* x! P2 ~2 X5 a5 i( i9 R8 _* hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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3 v6 R+ H& U0 i5 V2 OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 5 m+ x. N* ^7 s- c* ]
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 n g4 t0 R @9 }! Z) u' HA: Heavy psychedelics.
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' b4 e7 B' W! J3 n/ c. e% q5 |Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ) ]# M! o5 `2 q% O ?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. r. A# Z$ u8 ZA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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