Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

$ S  m& I6 K( Z/ }7 OQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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* n& m! H6 D! `Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

! J1 W6 f. x$ u3 \0 {+ l2 y: ZQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) |2 h: `* G3 Z8 c/ t& J$ z6 Q% G* UA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

& c( U6 U. ]. m0 S+ k2 W& U  AQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 O/ {" @6 P" k" s5 dA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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8 a& `8 J# ]8 \0 ?; P9 `& ~# tQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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: q2 s( r& H* Q7 X- O: TQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" {3 o$ x* s! A, L- K0 YA: Heavy psychedelics.
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4 ~. u! G1 p! ~% j/ bQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! j6 ~) K) D6 _0 uA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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