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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 1 s0 {3 u. b9 I+ J; ]; n6 f
- W/ m6 P: j' i# ~Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 9 L) S+ P/ u4 V# T
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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, s" Q( D# t3 F; TQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 Y9 ^5 k$ |$ M% K6 sA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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+ Z- B- ~$ d. f( SQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, g2 ^' A, u7 S1 u* nA: Your car. 6 h7 d' q+ e l
" K, O7 o" S; Z" E: l* v3 Q6 PQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? * f1 G7 |5 S+ y' V8 h, L$ ?% {; ~
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 8 V: }2 q' c5 |3 U
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 B: c. B2 }1 n5 G. h; PA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. . M5 a% q5 e t5 W! e- ]$ I1 s
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* g7 c) p$ X1 h' |A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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p3 x) r0 c5 \: ?0 ~5 uQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% [8 T% {5 G/ j3 v O0 _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
9 b. n b6 \1 I. J1 gA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? $ z) M. ~' z5 t6 Y( I
A: Heavy psychedelics. & A' y. F, E: W6 \( J
/ h0 A8 t/ j% u. P7 a" E( jQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# m7 c$ y! ~+ o7 l! f- E( bA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? $ M: v. ]; |4 `! U% G/ S4 u9 \/ F
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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