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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ! T$ v  x7 @' a% C5 K4 R0 h* g
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 4 Z) Q! E7 h5 G, z3 T1 u: |" X  F

4 A" q6 }# G3 v+ jQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' [- C* ~. `5 `' v) @$ y  C- e8 ^" E# jA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ) \$ G: f/ A9 N; }' r

5 I) V$ O0 i* UQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ; A: e. _" D. Z3 i! W( m4 M
A: Your car.
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  H4 ~$ w" @& v! s5 ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 w3 z  O7 [9 _. V( e3 D: rA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? , s; k6 G* v4 q0 ?2 p4 o9 F
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. / |+ E3 T/ S$ q, t) |4 ^- N! p; P

7 S7 q; ]$ M* C" K; UQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? * u5 S( Y7 B+ Y! r0 _
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 3 _2 z8 U. O, x7 V2 w& P
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? $ ~0 P/ @# V1 w
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 9 S  a6 y# ~3 U; l( E

, j  b: b$ B( [  f9 ^! v: Y: DQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% h! Z4 ?& W& H# M4 l' `A: The color.
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* K: B, H- H" \3 h2 \. V7 E6 H9 RQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* E# c) h1 k) z* c# JA: Heavy psychedelics. 9 h/ w7 P9 h7 f+ \
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ t; \% o( l* WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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