Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 h) m+ f" z; ~  }; b0 cA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
8 P. T$ A2 o! ]7 zA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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6 a2 B9 w- j2 t& k" lQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, _7 n+ ^: F9 p# p" v8 UA: Your car.

# z, r1 w4 e. jQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

- T4 E" u4 J2 L# a% g  k% |9 UQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; @( V" k& ^4 l( U# rQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 ]2 i$ ^/ z8 x# ~9 N4 gA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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1 @2 U  l' ]) F6 w6 z3 {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- p1 `  |5 l7 q* Y: h; d+ xA: The color.
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/ Y$ a  @% ^3 y+ r8 pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 k1 N6 T0 Y1 h: u. i3 M, p! x3 ?* V' \A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# o5 Q3 e5 [1 }2 y! Y# G. KA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) I7 L: g& f- W0 z" y. k: k5 XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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