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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 1 _) p, ?( O8 U1 A: y! z
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? % n; o6 v+ q2 E/ w& O
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. . ~2 k! r3 X2 v
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? $ M- I5 ?6 X: h- g' u( w
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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5 e4 X1 K1 E8 X8 s' [: VQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
; f$ m! K0 _( S/ L% C1 ?A: Your car.
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3 l& B2 y4 q+ i! {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ I# o7 N9 d9 n, @; Z% p: VA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 8 ^ J. b+ K2 V- O! g3 E. V
- M7 ~% A! k2 j7 NQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / P" W/ w; H) D6 B7 X9 }+ }0 T
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' W5 L( X0 M9 O- ^( Z
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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4 r- a( n& e+ e, h) ^8 uQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " w0 v1 b) q) Y8 f
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. - |/ `) w% j) T' A0 x7 T0 t
& R$ W8 j% ]6 {* YQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? }' h$ F% ~6 w# M& n( l
A: The color. 3 k6 Y( v5 b0 n4 \6 w& U$ _0 E
( C$ m9 `# l& F6 G* ~7 C; m8 YQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? " b; N' {% V* D! P" p: U% R) x6 j
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? % S: a- F |/ H# H+ z. `: W8 m
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# ?- k6 P) @, G4 t* vA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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