Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ g' B# q, D  J0 B$ T4 R1 sA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. V. l- [! z% j4 ]" v" K7 oQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ W( y4 h3 e: BA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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+ k1 O* Q" S5 e7 \1 Q& YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. G: i, O, [! B5 b, ~1 R9 y$ cA: Your car.

# _" e) h, ^# q5 X: b* ?2 UQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 ]6 \( w8 U2 p! {A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

. e  o* z4 \8 N% L" q2 _# _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

7 m  V8 s( N# Z( M: f& KQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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0 o1 `6 U# M5 t% u+ U4 y" ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

  r4 `! V. C' Y' t3 AQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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