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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 4 g2 \% k8 F7 f& w8 w
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& ^* @' l3 P# G8 eA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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5 \% l$ `- n/ f; KQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ s5 E: i( m8 X/ t: l1 w0 i  a2 X. f$ l# mA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." : t1 X0 P. x7 H7 r; ], A
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 S2 b! g+ Q0 e' G, b1 b0 qA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ' f/ O) T2 D5 |) y
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 7 D* O5 L, d9 L2 u- u2 H$ ]
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? . @; y) X; T. X, a, h' {% q0 Y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 4 O# V+ K6 M% r. K: @' W
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 1 o9 c2 B8 c0 s( v9 D
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 4 t0 Z; @1 O* d" A7 s& y# p
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 9 V! ^! G6 O9 T& y9 d
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 ^0 _2 |' l4 d! VA: The color.
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0 k$ z1 w2 P2 hQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ I5 `4 p! y3 yA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ! s. D" D' v. b0 Z
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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9 z) G  k9 d3 ]3 z' XQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 ^6 M! ^  L$ b) r# R+ ]A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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