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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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0 g* |1 d7 w2 ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? / r9 p! _  P% P7 g3 D) D
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( F& y- L: z- t+ j0 _A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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3 G$ H0 j7 m. j/ ]% BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ( W8 x# I( Y0 L8 j  w. u
A: Your car. 0 z0 u6 g- D5 \
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? , `! B" S$ u- T! R  u1 d* r9 m
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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* }5 Y, n1 i! T6 f, dQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% n2 D( {0 j2 L3 y8 BA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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$ |* `+ E% C$ \* D" eQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 3 {9 z( }0 b" ?5 A+ |; F8 G$ d
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 4 L: U9 X; b& L
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? , k: u3 o5 m' v1 S! Y  [) }. E
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 7 p" i  L+ `. o$ V; c2 t6 o
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 `( q; H+ |+ h, i. ?A: The color. - u" Z+ Z7 Q' d& _

7 |9 o* k& q  Y3 s8 {4 R2 IQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 u( c  Y. l: z! CA: Heavy psychedelics.
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$ k1 I0 Y5 s9 d, L* d" G1 sQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 2 I8 v& x0 }/ n& [! x
A: Carry loaded weapons. " \1 i; s  Q5 Y- I5 `

% m$ }% s4 ?5 OQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 o1 C3 a2 m. V* {; j  OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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