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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 7 S$ g3 T3 k& @0 J# O
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 8 [$ a9 O) R$ T! l! {9 ^
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. , P$ {( ?: V9 ~2 W# Y( u6 Y' D
r* e. k1 V: K3 U1 g+ ?/ B/ VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 4 C2 [/ M/ B& D2 K+ t# X6 R% M! Y" ?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? * W/ C) u% m' |; J6 D
A: Your car. ; J2 T" l I8 u
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 4 k" h0 K( b0 _6 T8 O2 E. {
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 6 C3 @3 }4 R, _$ G
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / J! E( ?# J; q/ d
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) V2 N* B, [% c, }* x
" r( E; ^" @& r) V7 \( D5 m% `Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 2 Z+ ^; Q( y J0 t( W
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " i/ T4 _1 v( B/ b8 X( K6 E+ l
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / c8 `1 O8 i4 y: W/ [" i; Z! E' _
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ f$ Z7 ] s; V1 I9 fA: The color.
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6 b' b* V2 G- y& ]6 uQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 2 t) B1 E [( x& J, K: B6 ?
A: Heavy psychedelics. ! q4 w6 N- `. ]
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ' j; C3 E7 N# L9 Q
A: Carry loaded weapons. ; ]5 j! H# o. ~+ c
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& K6 C$ |# c- t2 l. zA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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