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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 1 h' T8 [3 ?: r ~
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? " K/ D% l8 z. u- x/ i+ T5 ?8 G* h
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; s; A3 X% ~$ VA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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9 \' A8 ?5 X8 lQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 Z( Y! ?: O# ?8 d# o0 NA: Your car. ' D; W- E/ D- l2 O
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; E! I4 }1 j( c- R7 wA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? $ A8 t4 J0 J; [
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 n1 b9 q- O T; D0 y6 ]
0 S" j1 x h/ S: X& |Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; y; u [) [8 YA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. + j7 e! A, L4 I. L/ s$ m0 G2 R
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
2 s& M- Q1 A8 q( z0 m2 f$ E6 I, ?/ DA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ s9 u6 w! ?/ C. ~# T' A
- m/ t" R% v2 q& u4 p" @2 oQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 2 t2 K; i$ V; I5 C- s% u
A: The color.
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7 o- i( X$ Z( b( s7 C N6 `! i; OQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" {& {* }' K! Z9 g- AA: Heavy psychedelics.
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. ~6 p. B) G& f+ r; {6 R' z! b% AQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" ^# a; }; g7 e. U: [A: Carry loaded weapons. * r# G1 c2 S* Q) L
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 p$ L4 ]; N) hA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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