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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" q2 y l# x( V' C h0 tA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ) _. z1 w H8 J# E* d
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 4 I1 ?0 ~4 w& C) R4 t
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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) V- {* y4 c$ R, T! T; A) ]Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? - B8 V F2 S' s7 C* {+ y
A: Your car. + ]( r- Z! U. j% l8 g% j( L
k1 P- z" |3 h8 ?* [/ N! TQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? , _# ?0 _6 t- e2 [
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. * i8 A$ J L1 d
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 u5 v* x( e5 p: Z; O7 f. vA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . n7 J I. s" S
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. $ L/ e% t& F- H0 U0 R
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 2 k: @; a+ [7 ?! p1 y
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. # m$ j, F$ \( \! z2 B+ O+ `5 }
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' {! i" ^' ?) w" E* |: b% p% MA: The color.
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4 ?- ~' J' E& Y8 }' XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 7 |8 T ?/ L! `; h1 S! u. G
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? + ]3 \( U$ @5 _+ O2 G0 G
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? , h) j! {2 I! O+ S6 A. v3 i2 {
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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