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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. & @* r3 A8 {9 H/ N+ N9 I8 P7 p# @
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 3 @+ |. N- H3 U. e4 A3 g3 k
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 r5 ^4 f1 L+ v# }1 v/ \, qA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ; U& e! i/ ~; P* ~
9 Y ]$ t+ i( A- O! t! A5 sQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 5 A/ d/ p7 E. @5 d
A: Your car. $ T& Y4 ?5 }' L! t
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. s0 r/ ?+ d" Z. c! r: d- OA: Be too drunk to find your keys. , @1 M- v) m0 }7 |" B
" W! X4 k0 u6 e6 i' z) K% TQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : C* e/ Z. l' D( M" Y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 0 ]9 L' Y& _2 b: @' Y
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
8 V0 @5 z: w" r, s9 K1 A2 y% iA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 j; c R* Y+ F! s5 i1 }
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? * V8 v3 }: l! D( x, L' F% C, \
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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* J1 P) H+ L# P6 r1 d- a0 d9 D" C: DQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ; H W/ m( p+ J1 x: J) O
A: The color. 2 ^& M% o' \! ~" t
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? : m; e: a6 J7 _, g
A: Heavy psychedelics. 5 u9 R0 m6 ^6 \1 c$ T
+ b" Z% t8 Y1 e' S% t) L, wQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 j' x! f$ m. U* d" YA: Carry loaded weapons. 4 A8 J- X3 ^6 Z# x
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. ~+ v% `+ t; ?9 JA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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