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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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* ~8 v; H6 a. X6 g- {/ t8 dQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 1 E$ t* x' ]* K& d% a
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. % ~7 g' W: @8 p" U8 q
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; {7 o% H- A) A/ A% t% v, C- V
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " ^/ R. b; q, J
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 2 x, ~% x0 W# ?1 B6 V
A: Your car. . K* W" d5 @; b
* L; k# A' ~; O' B5 H: sQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% b/ o* @) }; p4 `+ J( s/ oA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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% U% B% P6 D) t& ?Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ! J2 X% N; ?+ n$ i3 K
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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2 A$ u) N! i% b, r9 } K# jQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? # d- d: _, T. a; \
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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, f7 k, b2 c0 g, n; ^% ~! hQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 9 W3 }6 E! B2 v" N% K; J$ Y7 L8 j, w$ C$ b
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
" N; R6 h m3 DA: The color.
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' E1 ^# q# F1 v: S) Z$ N- ^Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 2 p% T& U0 i4 n, [
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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9 W1 D/ f8 B3 U# l# }0 s$ AQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 7 E. P7 P1 g% S- `3 ^. \- L
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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% N1 ^5 D0 K+ C5 o0 YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 4 F: J+ k8 {0 F6 o* [
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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