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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. * R: U* m% J; {0 Y( K' L
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 5 ?3 y" Q+ K& J7 N- Q- v
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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% U7 h5 A2 d4 P+ @: J: Z9 OQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? * D f @* b' a5 t
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." * E# z9 `* X8 H. q
/ A3 T6 p* h2 ~/ f# a3 ]) R1 mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 7 q' a4 T# f) I" B o
A: Your car. + q8 Z5 U* A( O6 d2 t8 n; x
. g r( w: d, P+ W1 X% O# VQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' z# n% H( `# q% w$ `A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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S$ H; D' w& z* w j8 dQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? $ q7 X5 D( ^: `3 T6 [% c
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 1 l& T, J6 I( X% `1 w3 \
7 B; K' f, a# m" x7 V* z5 y" ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 7 G* p4 P) p: I9 w' j
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. % i/ o2 A: h9 ?: ~" W' k" ]" b
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
f5 X$ h5 B3 h' uA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ \ T2 l5 h6 Z! bA: The color. 8 i+ n$ ~8 H( l
6 N/ c! i9 F9 J5 R: w& VQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? f8 p3 M) [: G* E
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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9 v% K( l$ l8 X& t6 NQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 6 O, q7 m% n$ p A
A: Carry loaded weapons. ' O# |6 Q$ `: o- d) _
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 J6 U, i4 |0 ^% X+ O
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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