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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. - l9 ^7 z( z1 X' N" W! p/ Y
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 9 D& g* e7 ]1 I+ e/ H/ K. i5 x5 Q5 a
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 0 D% e8 V0 N: J
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - i- ^$ S$ H2 U
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 U. ?! |9 R6 K6 r: l% i; @8 X1 l2 BA: Your car. ) j% |' J3 m' O3 P: q) \& y, V
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# ]! X9 `4 M5 o% J {* qA: Be too drunk to find your keys. + l5 I, f( c7 s6 P% f# k" _
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 u7 |0 N( `! G) u% xA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. , R4 M* w7 u, I& b6 z( O: ?
+ f+ x/ P: |! y- C K# x; Z! `Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / ^7 w, `; I5 E. i5 g# @3 ^8 F
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 1 b: B( m9 P$ ?1 R' C, ]
K/ L# ^: g$ R. b" EQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 h3 P( v- F5 t& a w% zA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 6 \' R c. c" }+ \8 J' u: R! v# _
: U8 i% k$ G, j8 C& k% zQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? % E/ i5 Z$ ], N* j |0 u5 w
A: The color. 1 ^% o% s3 R. l4 y' j }& K5 X0 a
. w, C7 _- n) f$ \Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& c7 r, Q \, \+ q4 }/ SA: Heavy psychedelics. / P0 S% q7 x2 U- J1 N3 ?
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? " c; N/ C* Q. M9 m M* y s9 |
A: Carry loaded weapons. $ \ P% v4 T5 ^# I7 A# p; e" r
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 4 D1 o G5 D4 n5 A
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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