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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % K! V/ x  t8 X' Q, f
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? / {9 P5 j3 r0 q8 E: ?  ^
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 1 c- F, ^  g7 \7 \9 C
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 I- r4 J7 n3 k. C/ w1 j  j( ^' I, tA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." , X7 }. ^1 q% v6 \' S# P

: N+ S# f4 `, m% DQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 9 u& V5 w- u' V, B5 B+ C
A: Your car. / y8 z& m2 u, C8 r; g; R
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + K' I8 F' E: x
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. : \0 [" @, i/ J& G6 O* f
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 d7 ~8 a4 ?8 r* c3 X& V! xA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 1 u, U+ N/ r) u

) D* ^1 z2 V5 r" q2 _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 q' ~9 `2 ~( z8 E  Z0 sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. & L* ^( J1 H+ Z( }
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? / [6 F/ V) f, _
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? * V: m1 ?3 H3 H# E  k8 z
A: The color. ( s0 j+ }7 A3 L0 {+ p1 O0 ]

) U: @+ N7 K' n+ A& I. r  k8 [Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 W* q. y5 }* I# NA: Heavy psychedelics. 6 T9 ?. ^5 M4 ^
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
: U9 b: W( L1 @+ _7 MA: Carry loaded weapons. * [1 b, ?- f4 @1 J/ o
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
8 y) Z6 \/ w. jA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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