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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 1 O+ E3 [$ }" q8 h2 L7 m
$ t" C0 {& L( i. P4 J# o" x& CQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ) ^% D6 X% ?; K: c3 g
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 `* v1 I& v) x* \8 X& _0 D
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 Y& d; {. E7 I8 [+ j: B
; B( G" V" G7 p( W- H Q; bQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
3 h" r8 R+ N& y( QA: Your car. 2 ?8 } ^8 o4 ]# R d
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? & V' e P1 K' z+ z2 F
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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. t& \0 t2 d9 Z$ eQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
$ ]; v- e4 _. L9 }- w. p6 y! X' ?- kA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
8 C/ K; C# Q8 Q; ~1 ~! o' _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' ]! a7 o$ y. b4 g7 \, U3 f2 ?: JQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# u+ V# t! n* H+ `! @6 [3 cA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? % N3 s% \4 A' i% ?" M
A: The color. 2 t4 S( ?) ~. y1 {# G
6 M' I) Q d9 R$ E% R9 MQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , q ~6 b/ y( Q) h& z4 F5 H+ u
A: Heavy psychedelics. 8 l$ z0 C" ]( j" q
" t# e+ W8 q' W. s% qQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
c/ E, I8 E+ B$ [2 nA: Carry loaded weapons. % A3 P: O( O4 P! ^$ u
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? r0 P, n: A$ B" _
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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