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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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2 ~# z( A) J9 I" P: ?. C' yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* u5 \3 D& ?3 {5 cA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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' ~; c! o3 \! _/ o# ZQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) T, @6 S* t% m. x* ~/ ^0 ?8 aA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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) f: V6 R! P7 U6 }Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? $ P3 {) S+ z1 x; t
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& m4 g' t+ h% ?A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! i7 p: H0 M" Z) d, Z% Y0 J- V
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 v4 p. w6 J7 u: H4 W
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 6 g4 D4 z* b' D! p
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 9 t# I7 P3 U4 {' @1 A9 J

$ t; \' I6 |- D5 O5 K' zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 Z/ D% O5 Z/ F8 P6 wA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 ^7 B# Y6 R( ~& Z
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ) `& ]& }9 T" p) |6 n& A6 C
A: The color. ( @. k- s0 q6 |6 e9 o# R" I! I

+ e# z! a8 Y0 B( m% _Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 h$ i) c# ]5 |  E8 \- W. lA: Heavy psychedelics. ) o) a. L# v  X% ]! ]( J1 F
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& B- v, H, e8 q, b" {: r# R, a$ XA: Carry loaded weapons. 9 }) s2 A' |' _2 @1 g1 L  p
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 4 M' r  p. ^; `7 `+ p0 f8 p  x1 {# E
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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