Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 f- l* M; J) ]& ~. CA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 w* O3 `( l' N1 \( \A: Your car.
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9 u( M9 n- Q( t% [/ [4 u# b7 v( n/ mQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, ]# i, t- f7 ~) i  @A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

! W: G2 g) W$ e. e. b* v) OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 v; @! T+ B' z2 WA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 U' ?. p; l' ?- a  N7 e, {+ B9 mA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
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: y7 p5 A2 K0 k0 L. E5 LQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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. y% {4 M9 Y  e# w$ W9 G) aQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
  x- J8 P* h. z, }: |) _# {6 ]$ ~* D6 zA: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ ~* D. I: j3 N' T/ nQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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