Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

3 C* ]! d0 u+ BQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% x* g& m, U* C7 ~: s, AA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

9 S8 l' p6 j8 Y5 [: z% R7 OQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

7 w9 {9 }7 L4 {  f$ kQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 U* l# m1 g& j0 f6 p7 v+ BA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
) P* z1 V, x  kA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

0 l3 B$ N& O' Q# KQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# ^$ T4 G! t! p5 p0 Z' ~: |A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: ?. i  J( T, OA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

! F% Z7 m5 P3 CQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 K& g; q0 s+ E7 g4 X& Q, p9 lA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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