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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ ~ b% ^/ x, R/ Q# nQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 [2 h) J, h; \A: What for? He can't see my license plate. , j" t9 {. B' A
, Y" I9 Q) x( P) ~4 D, r p& tQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 6 U; i: h0 e' C3 a1 D0 |
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." : e8 ~* \# U' m( q* Q9 q
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ) D7 I7 W! m3 r% P6 w6 j) H* `
A: Your car. 0 v" ? C* g8 B# v2 e: Y5 g
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 5 ^7 W! V: H9 [4 Y9 ~
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 3 N3 H7 H0 v$ }" v! W7 O& n' k0 \
* ~3 D; o' i4 K& wQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? - \. g9 n! i9 ]2 V$ A2 ^
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ! j3 S3 I1 I9 t6 }) I
8 E, l; R$ [9 B" s& ^, jQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" `- B4 J3 i# aA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 5 `& U1 e5 |$ W5 r5 R# o, Y
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ) h- u. k* V3 H P: B
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 3 f- A3 O4 G1 T( y Z5 R- K% {
. x, W( d" M/ Y4 ]& o8 jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ L7 P3 ?- g9 b7 _A: The color. 6 A' g/ y0 d9 @, w u$ U; ?9 C$ d( d) R
/ F6 b: t0 j) g; E- HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? % Q; y. K3 ~$ h4 d8 o0 ?2 o
A: Heavy psychedelics. " ^* f! k: I+ \, i* Q
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # v/ u6 U) w- u+ v1 k4 \/ X$ o1 }
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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0 M9 E1 l& i0 C v5 M8 bQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " s/ d, I! O7 ?8 o/ E
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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