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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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, n+ P ~, X8 v: qQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? " u6 r2 S+ ~# t( n8 }2 Z
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 8 t3 H2 I4 H- s+ ?7 ~9 q x7 l- a
! _5 x; H: B$ B& E/ z, s' XQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 3 p; t6 M7 b9 I N/ w: g
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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% g* A/ G& ]0 [" g& O# W! n! HQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' p" E+ L/ F& |' m! qA: Your car. 0 c2 X2 U1 @; `& o, ?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 7 }) ^- B, O+ k
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. " K2 f1 q* M# U
" U* _* Y8 \1 y) XQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 n, B1 [6 E& F" H, B% ^
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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# }, R3 h9 k- i5 A4 fQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / z- H% N x; _1 D* h1 D
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; x$ Y1 g8 b( H* j* b$ LQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? * X/ l9 f- N/ ~1 _; n8 M* X
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. + K& a* G! N0 Y' T* H# O
% X* w o O+ a. w" MQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- h: p$ ?) ?0 AA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
- z$ s3 V" N p$ R5 \& j% X$ kA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? . h" U- V" G( L& X! z E
A: Carry loaded weapons. 5 H' s3 M# @, j/ N
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 i# U2 [, j6 m: b8 cA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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