Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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. n, H- J3 a# }( `Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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) z2 |, v3 M: v( rQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

& q) x2 I  z& L/ b' C+ oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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, f2 W" i, F0 o. t3 C+ u  F3 _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, h/ B% s7 W7 l1 r3 T: m7 G  y- h4 VA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' H% Y+ g8 x% Z9 s7 mQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 v. L6 |: _( w; yA: Heavy psychedelics.

8 H' B: x% F; t8 S' |2 a' C+ D- wQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

3 s- ^+ r5 h- S9 v- z. D: u: E1 ~Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, M7 x! C* g$ q* c* rA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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