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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 F3 ^: H+ z1 }& V( `+ S0 S+ {A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( d" V$ z( L, O% M, u. s
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? # M, {4 b1 I2 z: C. K3 e. [4 b% P
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 0 M( ?+ L! u' F+ k; `4 E* v8 L' o- s% f
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' C& R2 O7 b- v6 G1 xA: Your car.
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S! m' h# p$ Q2 ]. F6 o/ lQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 W" Q5 n4 q! @" i) ZA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ' E9 i% `) a6 }, {1 G
+ _9 q3 _! N) Q; h& ?Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- p0 ]* i+ [9 l! o. e3 |A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. - C# D; \! @& k" | m" m
' R0 ?, q; l; \1 A/ v! ~ G7 ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? : w; [- T5 B! J8 F
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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4 Z- ^' K7 Y GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 ^* o$ j2 |. d7 r1 k( Y; O3 YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' E' [- q0 p( x4 o' k5 AQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? " h+ D3 T. Q0 r) [ ?
A: The color.
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; ` V$ ^3 O$ m: T$ {0 S! h9 N( HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) j% y3 C5 N0 R6 m4 Q& |A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , \1 p6 {4 c' L- n- b+ u+ ]4 |
A: Carry loaded weapons. : _% R6 \+ A V' B- v8 E0 p
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? / I2 |* \* F- U$ X6 n4 ]/ u D( ]; }
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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