Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! X, K3 i1 @; M# Q) HA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& u6 ~1 }$ R  S1 Q$ @" LQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ H* {! ]- p) \& L  MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ F+ f1 t" H: J$ S' W/ ^% ^A: Your car.

/ d; M( h; P" V1 oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 T- `7 l  t+ C: s# a! qA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& ^" W1 v5 o9 }( K& bA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

5 W; A- i3 T3 X% iQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- L& E5 g5 J- x5 a+ U* y1 C; KA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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/ K' o7 @  L( JQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 t+ t+ y) |4 `A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

. h9 N. U/ U5 k: yQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' n# z* b3 R2 i' Z. x+ uA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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