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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. / M, I5 l2 c. ?0 o+ F% |
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' g, G! `# B: R$ u0 z0 ]A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. A, P( _$ w9 |: EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 9 |8 e. h8 P. m1 S4 B* i' N( n8 v8 L/ E
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 4 N% E6 W6 z" }

5 i( h  P& d. h' e8 jQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
- F1 W- u+ U5 e. ^- X) kA: Your car.
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$ P* M. m- H% GQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 H5 @1 C$ ]% [+ e: u1 ?& OA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 U3 i( K: Y7 o. Y& ^" F* Z' _

8 f0 L  _2 Q& [+ GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? - N7 p7 i( Y* z5 m3 d# m/ `1 m
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, w& C( W  h$ z- [4 y, f+ kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* p0 T+ Y, e# }* R, L( i  F/ Z* LA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 0 v, f' Y* e% l+ e$ b7 D' U1 j
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- h3 a( l$ _, }A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( p' y6 S; m( u4 IA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , S5 Q0 C# _$ ~5 {4 G/ h0 m
A: Heavy psychedelics. 4 z; `7 v$ E7 p4 E" P2 \( _6 B
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?   W% j% ~; ]  B/ o4 e
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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' a  X% r" v" Z7 ?# n! L( MQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; ~3 z' Q. M/ \! P% QA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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