Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 n9 J0 x2 @8 ^8 T  ^9 OA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

" }& ~4 ~& g8 _+ t& R( p4 m9 mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
; W% n% D: L) E8 c4 X+ f0 M/ pA: Your car.

' o) w; q9 }/ [4 ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& |7 u; V: b$ eA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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( D* u# Q. Q, g8 F& I: v  |Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. z# l5 ^; c4 [. p5 _A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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/ f: O% F2 g) gQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

+ R* U" Z& H- `0 [Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 {5 L" D  G/ P6 m. |/ T  vA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 ^; k, T7 [! s% h% I& y0 xA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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