Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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" s* z' }8 O5 uQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 N7 J! c2 O+ ]7 J" Y. s  dA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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7 V( U5 d" m' R  C' D  dQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 F" }' x, y4 b! y2 ZA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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2 [( `- s1 o! e( v% Y& wQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 z, [' ^# R- aA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) @# g$ X6 h5 }, SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' S5 A" x2 o/ c# T4 O& Z! q/ AQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 M, ^# X9 `( F3 BA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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