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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ( X& {" \/ J0 V$ d0 r* E- `& t
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 9 L& h) e' L: {) \5 C- A/ w
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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% L& W: ]6 q1 s7 n) r4 y5 ]Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 ~: c. P1 [' {9 LA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." % Z& V6 e) A9 Z  j' P# z. A

" Y* h- w! }8 Z+ l. ~# w; q& Y  VQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 Z$ I5 l8 K5 ~# R) c8 J- sA: Your car. , j! P( U- Q8 M: ?6 k1 P9 ?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? * ?1 A4 T2 H+ T1 N8 j7 w
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. * M6 O8 |4 @3 ?) w1 m

% w8 O( Q) N2 Z2 |. G0 vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' [& M0 q( T# f/ {6 R
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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* _$ [  i0 V0 g( \' s8 xQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 3 f+ V7 T* R/ W8 A+ u
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 f/ @' B9 W: t2 d6 z; V3 [Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ( g2 m' {! ^5 P9 s2 A1 @
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 |. w# e( J, o" x& z, `6 Q+ w3 WQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 g# X# X* N4 ~+ kA: The color.
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( G% ^) g7 V+ \" e8 K8 oQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , F3 H5 E' p0 n: N
A: Heavy psychedelics. 4 T. j9 I  T6 S! c# J7 }2 g" m
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? . w+ {; c9 f' R& _- G/ h+ ?4 j
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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' V2 ?2 G6 [! e: nQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 6 k, G' }% x3 Q) K3 i% p
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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