Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) g; S/ ~6 C/ UA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; ^: E- R7 W, f1 _4 {A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

, ^2 o* |0 P+ @2 eQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
5 U" E) q! w* _# _A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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8 }' L$ X. @" P5 i5 BQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' u9 X6 X. I$ ]) C' o* V1 a9 x& TA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: T( d' n* ]& U9 K- f3 PA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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9 _6 C- @5 q. R$ w2 }8 cQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! f% G& S8 w9 K7 U; `' GA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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: I  F0 F+ a4 S; H4 x; o) l3 J7 mQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; ?4 @" g# f' ]7 z9 T& \8 \% Z# pA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 o; g/ Z) F$ a* i/ m$ }. GA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& f& M, h& D! U) e# ZA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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