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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 I8 o5 z: ]( U9 dA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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; E- B4 K! d5 G$ s+ O4 U% f0 YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 7 J. q- Y ^" ~9 R5 m
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 1 f2 M) W8 n! F( X: `; N
4 Y. {) j2 d$ R! Z: [8 SQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 2 X. X' m H) \' V' t3 C
A: Your car.
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* H0 i+ L; U; {$ j2 D/ yQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 2 z+ W$ }! |! G! S) L: d8 y! @0 u
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 l: G! j" G1 a& E5 U ~Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- O( c5 [3 d; j% R# yA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 L+ H8 o3 N8 @9 o7 \) m h
; v" ?. |3 M& T. h/ |: kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? - w* D7 r2 n; D! j" k, R7 x
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; P" d7 Z) x- I8 _* f
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% L- L" E5 q! m/ d: p1 cA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
]- y; H: V+ u1 u5 M6 `A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? - E+ R6 m. z7 d/ t
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 1 ?9 Q& N' J7 z
A: Carry loaded weapons. 8 f# |* G) `8 k# F- G
; O; Y$ j& c/ N9 {Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ; U7 B1 U; q* B/ ~! }
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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