Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

& E5 O$ r2 L6 M( _2 C) O- L. D7 QQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 P2 V& L. A- h. ]7 EA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

6 L5 N* Z# _& ]5 i# q9 xQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

% @0 U' b8 I% A' s2 cQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 B7 r3 {" _, Z4 @A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. I$ O9 c9 \% cA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* C$ F0 D6 \8 `8 ^0 E. F+ v1 KA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

" Q8 J- r7 }" }1 PQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

/ \/ ~% v- W; e* g" B3 _Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 Y5 Y' O3 }* n1 {) x: ^A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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