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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 m9 f# X7 d3 bQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ; p; u) Z" R, d5 G& \+ Z8 q* t- [
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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! l$ c3 Q# @  A& E( ~( `Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; q4 K# p6 e& |- m9 H( m9 @8 p8 H
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ; T" N, ]6 |2 @2 W. u  P4 R& v
A: Your car. 0 o0 a9 ]3 O# a1 e

" f; ~. ^  O6 oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& Q. L# g: \, v8 J8 @0 i7 ?, S- L- a2 L6 FA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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  {! R. x5 v3 n. X. K% D; GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ u5 i5 q6 c1 r; O7 d. OA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 4 X  F" K$ S( A" k1 u' b

( r/ c: w8 J$ _. _% _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' @4 T: Z$ ]  q' q
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & d2 }" e0 Z- V# l2 z9 C+ b
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * L; y3 |0 T% [% C! S6 F
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 ]6 N0 D. o' y5 y# T6 oA: The color. : P; z" X, G% {8 V# `" a3 d5 ^3 w
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? / C! g/ x' w" F
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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; U9 x9 S. n# L: P* q5 sQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ) K3 V8 C: k1 l; u  L
A: Carry loaded weapons. " I/ j$ g  N# U4 D2 J8 a) O; c

# v  [7 F- j  S% s0 h* q3 o& JQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 2 A2 u9 L5 L; {
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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