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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. . v2 ~% q! O* O- p9 V9 F- V
9 ~7 \1 B7 m) z+ M" p" }Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? * q! w. D+ q$ h, a3 W; G1 M
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. , p1 \8 n; |; k l
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 6 a+ z2 ~8 u1 }" s3 B
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 8 }2 I! D* R: [* m5 k" w! L
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' }# T Y a0 N; c+ SA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 i: f2 Q+ t3 C/ I
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 3 n$ F* r2 a' b- V$ m$ I
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, y1 ^; s" y, ]5 k: s: n# D. t IQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? # b" Q' L& v6 J* p: Q7 Q
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 3 {* b* a' {0 M& C. X+ Y J
4 m, E; g0 z+ ^1 p0 W" I0 gQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 9 A! |9 {: x2 R1 a d6 k5 F
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 i2 B: O5 {* | g# {A: The color. 7 Y$ {" G, g) X7 T2 _/ }
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? " R4 g% r* |6 h$ e0 b2 F
A: Heavy psychedelics. ! q) T0 \/ r; h [8 U9 y6 S( B
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. y8 q; J; }* K# @$ o {! m- {A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + g( D9 v( B' g6 c' [3 ?4 v
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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