Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

" \9 C, M2 H7 h0 O% `( bQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 |" O2 i# h4 U, l; P  G) K* ~A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

; D# {; |6 v! }7 h& I: e2 tQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 j4 a1 J( g( \9 T0 V" ?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

, c9 ^* S3 z: ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

$ _( Z8 A3 ]/ p) f1 P; Y- P# _& OQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 j: s/ Y4 P" o: _' v3 [2 b3 IA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! X% p. d8 R( f2 ^8 U- M/ r; y1 [A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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