Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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5 g# |5 a$ R: w$ nQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* Z" M3 T. I/ M9 w! o- DA: Your car.

9 k# a2 _1 U1 HQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 l1 T' b8 J% f% n3 k6 G  n% o' \A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
8 m/ H2 K; ]' g" o( mA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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8 r7 X% O+ v- _0 AQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 s# ~4 F: N; A2 j0 z7 |2 K5 U& Z- D4 h7 dA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

5 A& {2 k! f' j3 xQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

8 }9 d, Q1 W$ a' s; A3 {8 zQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 r7 O, }5 j' X$ d3 TA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ U4 @0 J& y$ WA: Carry loaded weapons.
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# c. p! d0 s% V) K! wQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) u1 a+ w" h9 p& p  _A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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