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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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* n' i2 `* x/ B  T+ ~7 yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 6 N" o: o2 g9 R% V
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. - Z0 C2 o5 P! d" I9 H
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? , W1 Y! z1 M& {' g# \. X0 b
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ l5 o$ T" m5 m8 b: {A: Your car. # e$ R; B4 _1 o1 @& z- Q8 F9 S
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 9 {3 q) f! O/ u
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. , A* j- {  ?- W+ s8 S

' F. W" u( P: @5 X9 xQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? " i' z6 }9 e, q4 X6 R" b5 m8 Q. M
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ' G1 g( v1 d& p0 \# ?7 O$ ^6 R
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 [8 {; H0 U* m4 XA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 4 z( y6 ]: d! S- }+ e

1 z' }0 ?! Z# d5 hQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, ~0 `8 @4 C8 ^4 B+ wA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 ?3 E1 G6 D4 y" b: iA: The color.   k9 B) k+ k' ~; H" [

' L  k$ C, d6 LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 a& ]5 i. ]4 {- `; w( r& vA: Heavy psychedelics. 7 `) S) h: U3 q  }! U7 x( \$ s  A
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
: a! J. Q6 `0 n1 O+ G; L% s6 N9 S4 pA: Carry loaded weapons. & M- O$ I: f  K) z4 i# T
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( s6 J4 D# u9 O+ C8 L7 eA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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