Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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" g$ N7 j* [8 r' xQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 @2 F4 D" x# D. y! d4 n& aA: Your car.

; s3 q9 L8 M  {+ uQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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8 }% V. D; C: z$ {Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

. d5 @- T, G' iQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# \+ |6 x- [9 a9 e3 E1 _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

  p4 s" l1 P; g0 w- c: W9 ?Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

" ]' z# l: N* ~: y+ G. N  hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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3 |! M+ c4 |# `- }Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; ~3 c2 @  V- bA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 p0 X' R8 @4 g7 s5 V2 T, wA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- t, E; n& ^2 {' V2 d  BA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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