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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." 7 q, g% G) m+ J m. [, h, r
0 s0 Q) T% [: ?" r2 T1 K* x" \George was brokenhearted. $ Z7 j- K3 ]9 C: t! F y) v
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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$ r3 e# b9 u, H4 W" _0 T6 V"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. , y" ~) ]: {% c# p4 ?% w V: Y
5 ?' C& M( @& r5 W/ c3 S"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." ! I$ f0 p1 M# n9 Q: K% Z$ L
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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