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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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! p: K' m6 a( p/ ?' [George was brokenhearted. + y, m; H, `4 W8 ?/ L( y
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. & v; d3 B% P5 W- b- Z
0 r4 J6 V: A" V; m"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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3 q- l& N! G; ]9 Z. LGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. ! a4 R' P. O( y/ m
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." ' c8 T8 C# Y; S2 G
: l8 w ~9 s" v! L; `# a2 ^"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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