10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
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7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
- s9 h0 w" t- d4 J+ R6 \9 d8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
5 i8 n, p- p5 g7 q  }: p+ y$ v9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
8 W2 v( @3 g1 e4 U& w6 c) k+ [this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

( n! }0 S' y0 s9 J" G8 q3 MGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


8 N4 h: ^" ?3 N% K$ pare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

1 i4 Z; P  b# E9 i2 hdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

+ Q/ @6 k) \( v# G: Sgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

+ m1 b0 Q0 E* u4 \2 m- l, gdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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+ W% P4 l* y+ p1 w. Fi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

/ ~! d  N) x; C: q1 T. jgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
& f% `% T" a1 t' N3 o) ?! ]* z"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


; y4 A9 b+ R% M* V* xi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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