10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
5 a7 _0 W. [" m. {" v+ Z7 m3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
9 Y; o' Z4 w1 |; S+ G4 d" Y& Q3 W" D6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
5 j/ W* G* ^$ V! _7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
, s  C- m" S0 A* U+ a  D2 V8 t, d8 w8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
- z1 s+ J* k0 @! V# G( i9 _; L. x9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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2 B' f) {7 M3 ^interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
$ x0 \; F; g  `# V2 Cthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

, K/ `0 J/ P& O4 {are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

0 w1 U# j4 Z( P/ kdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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3 Y4 J$ ]. `+ q9 Igrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

; Z# w1 h7 x7 A# y# \really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

4 O9 J% h4 w/ t: p) C3 Mdid not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
  u* U: J' I- a7 B2 \"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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7 K8 j6 @. x) d7 o8 I3 L3 M' n"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


, A& g; I2 f* X+ f9 S) Ei get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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