10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
' e  h2 F2 \9 |8 j2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
  n5 Y9 B( @; M1 v9 @5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
% [1 Z+ e' k/ ?, q7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
, E# \+ t/ x3 z9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
$ h! M8 P9 U0 b( }10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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" {0 ]# B! H& \9 G# _* A5 pare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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( e8 O4 i9 E& s' ^7 w  Ygrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
, X* @; C* t' ~, g: m"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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3 Q8 u& v0 L* A: ?+ i"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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