1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 1 q/ @! _" ~7 A P6 T2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 2 I+ [* _, w- ~, o( D
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.; K5 g5 W( k) |
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'., S3 ]. d. O- b' O/ _
Dave H - Hayward CA 1 G& |' p+ v3 e. s5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 6 f* v2 W+ }. [( j6 F6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. , s2 {$ X2 a; m3 U9 K1 Y
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. ) |+ E- o# W0 V" H$ A7 S4 \- }
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 8 o. L) V3 V/ V" @9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. ! }7 [. ~' O; p1 m10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 2 ?; ]$ W' j: Q3 w3 ~+ U & p4 m8 a: U4 |7 S. l5 W 3 Z8 H, M% L* N' |* X7 oare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
5 E: S$ ]4 g' ?* Dgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 0 W& o2 ?, x& T3 j
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did not get the first one, where is the pun' h! ^. K9 J9 K9 H5 I
6 F' L' R- o/ t9 }& j) u% pgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, . h3 C8 N8 r4 R% q5 z- @& |$ e ) g" i% M" i7 X% ], b1 i, Xdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 + j5 l* }1 N+ e: N- W5 f; C0 o, J% x8 h l& a$ d
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, . \4 C$ `( i$ o7 g6 P, @4 G7 s- j6 ?" ]: w
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. ( [. H" H# T L' k+ `
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 4 q2 o' X3 F8 l9 U1 t% D9 O
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"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. ) C; T0 f" `. _: q( U% e6 a, V% o9 f9 F
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 . g1 J8 _& ~' i% n1 C# S5 r* z
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
) Y0 C5 q) N# S0 p% W' F - H7 I: ~/ i7 ]. s 3 m& ^. @+ Y: Den, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
