10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
  d: j9 J0 a+ b1 J. l( X0 O9 l, k2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
/ |  W! w* L2 j; K5 N1 x& ^5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
1 P3 ^5 @! L1 s4 U3 Athis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

$ m; y6 n; d9 w' e5 _7 x& vGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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" \# B# m% J2 U1 z  l7 t0 x. yGrass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

2 K) f' c8 [1 ^  igrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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3 d' L: ^# N4 C1 ldid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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2 c$ V  L3 {0 j  m& B  _/ Egrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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$ `# g# o5 [1 d% p3 m2 D/ Qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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" @2 @7 V0 H& N0 G- K- ?"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
# b; d, v, }2 J" r1 F! V! k: H"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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3 v* J5 _, _( @& F- D"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


/ p; j3 \$ x! F) S6 }# Zi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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