10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
- a, o% t" q5 S6 [$ b( z6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
$ h) G  R; _" a8 h4 `; p7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8 b5 Y5 Q' {( E+ i+ {2 }4 ^- c8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
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billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
* _4 M- |, b8 p# p6 j6 fthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

) W7 m3 i/ K7 vGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

* J1 E1 T, y/ x. _are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

7 z  C: t/ \0 o2 ]did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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0 Z0 |+ S6 _8 wreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

$ }# G7 n+ C; B6 f2 g: gdid not get the first one, where is the pun

$ h% |1 B4 x9 l, z, W* p"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

2 C4 Z* Z3 }% [8 ?# C( v& fen, it hit me now

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