10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
; E1 j; U2 a' D: w) @* i* D- ]# n3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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( q% c2 F. o5 ]9 ?& i% ^4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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, P9 I4 q4 {: R- k1 N" T; E, u5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
. o8 f' ^: I% v9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
# T$ J( c" B; b& u9 _10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
9 j' b' z8 Z* hthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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# |5 M9 ], U( H0 Kare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

. Y* p/ [0 ^5 m2 `grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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4 @2 z  R3 A* |, }did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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! L' h. z5 ~: G5 p7 x) n# B7 |" Qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

4 f$ g, b5 e! q7 W3 treally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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7 e& _0 p0 S4 b3 X2 ^$ ?3 di get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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$ b5 v* y) O+ o: j1 B5 R* c  w) s"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

% A  W% m& g5 w2 x- een, it hit me now

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