1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. ; n* s( l2 U6 Q9 }* H' i1 Y3 b s
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. # w; y) e( Z( [1 m$ w- {3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. 5 N B% z z$ o- g3 ]duncan - Victoria, BC 0 x' o; E. \/ j! E$ v H- V) m4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.# R, ^2 V8 Y# t; E% o& X
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4 v2 Q/ E; Z* m" z8 q9 x* L$ a
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. $ q/ ^0 ~8 a, S. m7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. / _) U. F8 s6 G% J( h& L8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. ! Y* l/ }7 H/ I3 s! @. M/ B% R9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. $ v& E% L- b8 C N+ u10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, : c, p; h, J/ M
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did not get the first one, where is the pun W0 J, `! j) {
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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 3 e2 G' U0 E) x+ m/ f! F* W. v$ K
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, " H( r( ]5 |+ Z1 m0 c2 U! a
; @+ @* v1 ? z* C+ Z* `% Ndid not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 ! _8 J# V& f. Q0 |" j: w' S' ]# M+ ]5 s1 h% X, h- O' A6 O
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, , X3 x5 r+ \5 h) i! d8 l/ r% N' V5 f( r
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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5 T6 _ i& X7 k; N# P: C& Ni get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 5 \/ H6 c% h5 T# i5 q- w4 R& u3 ]' r% ^# e$ k! M( F# Z$ a
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, % x/ A% D2 e* _! @* @8 P g1 A) \: `/ M% u/ x, E2 X
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. $ p$ N5 V! g- P
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 8 T+ O# X* X% U/ W 7 H, X$ ~! c5 e* P:P
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 8 Z7 j6 k. _( m3 j. m0 O# t+ ?) Q0 }7 M6 ~7 a8 @; w
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. $ w4 V9 u, o: B2 Q$ W% g/ s
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. ( g4 R% ~4 ~' n) i: Z" ?
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 4 e. k; s5 d0 d# A( r% y& T( ]( Z$ O
/ { I& c' r2 m$ x+ c( F s! L+ `$ D9 U; k/ hi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
