10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
1 D- s2 T  q1 n9 e' ]3 B. K2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
% G5 b: `5 e! g' P3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
; }( L6 J, _: p' d6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
+ y( L/ R: p: r7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
& M/ S% p+ X" N5 l+ J8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
: A! H4 B5 d% o* i+ Z9 r: O9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

) C( d$ R/ d) ^) s0 yGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

5 z, Q  m( U( F( r0 N& BGrass could mena herb

% ?4 ^" H! M, i7 ^0 d- D( [  \are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

+ E5 e/ u5 T7 @. O& c5 S8 kdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

3 v& o6 K/ t2 ygrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

! _) k( J" S( r" q. L/ L2 L8 fdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

2 k$ m# s  `3 e% {' ~+ m* O, e7 B! qgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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, J/ _/ J8 G* Ddid not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

( x# f( _' s9 K- }# I+ F"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
0 E8 g( P, U' E1 k. ^2 {"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


; G8 G  b. a* I"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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