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" D! O$ D, Z6 a& B% J' `Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: # D* x) L, L K6 R# z) {2 d
5 ]8 \9 a' M& }; Q2 \1 j zI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. + Q; Q+ i0 C! O2 p# ^$ V- t
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. " Z4 n6 e4 B5 m) G& o0 I s
) B4 @* j# {7 o' a1 [& R The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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$ m6 U. O: V a6 Y! [/ HAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. " x4 i$ p6 i9 `$ H" W
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. * ~$ h' X6 Y; n0 F# N
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. / o! i! H P- |% G! Z$ f
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ) E! w& {5 k! ?9 [( g2 r
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. / G' x5 N8 C1 Z. J9 M, I$ u
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 6 V. q: r+ V4 f" U& W- e6 ?1 V3 A
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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0 }9 ?* k; q- @( E- hThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ' H1 P+ d$ ^7 j, a2 d) q- M, j
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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' G' c+ X7 G! t" {5 SThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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