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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' & R! f! M- w/ s
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: / f2 X* E1 p7 {: Q: e
0 R; F. C$ }- o- u# K: @" jI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. ; R. L* M0 w! D0 b1 Y
2 T8 }, i9 |. `2 h6 B! vNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' % Z" ?# Q0 A2 X' U# q
) A: Y0 ?: |9 Q. p" cSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. # l3 h+ ?( C5 T& y( G8 v0 }
/ l0 b' b) m6 V+ |& m. VLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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5 G; j+ @! x% ^- p4 M- M r; C& RNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 5 A4 y& f6 r6 F$ N% a# h$ u4 H
He gives up and goes back to bed. ) ^" ]* o) n# V2 h5 l: B8 \' b
8 m; s2 {2 {9 `The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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