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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 2 l( K$ }* a' y
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 4 P2 H, m1 p1 D# z0 q$ F
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. - t* s8 g) K3 b/ V
3 R/ j+ B4 l+ AYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ( }- N! n/ e" t. [% m/ o- [
& m) ]8 Q; ?; o) p6 Z9 ?, w; ]We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 1 x, e2 y; D# L+ m% s; K* G
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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: i+ m" q- j' k/ R3 TNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' " m) Q6 n3 a3 d" p
# [, h% }" t: t7 A- O4 cSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 0 t* K7 U# L4 C$ v# |4 l6 w/ L
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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! j: |9 @' w$ H$ w" @: j/ T) FHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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( d3 G' _( T. O, ~So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. ) x7 s# o$ A4 A1 e% z& O
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 1 }/ Z( d# K( p D5 ]4 A7 Y
He gives up and goes back to bed. 1 C7 k' B/ f1 G" K! W5 D
1 t: n9 b/ K( @- e, }) DThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ( @# t# N2 n# S# U- u" f3 b" |+ M
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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