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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' - a W7 @+ f7 N$ f( I) a! u- C
- g$ O. ]0 { k2 \Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: - m. u, h8 r5 |9 m
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 0 Z d9 m" K K4 m1 ~
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ' J0 T2 z% D, ~% c
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 4 P% U$ a/ g ]8 V4 ^8 j/ _2 _
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 4 C4 \+ ]. @& I1 W9 p$ W
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. ( P+ X& E7 @: p3 w! j$ e6 J' Y
9 J) N6 i, Y, Z; c; X: ]+ @Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 1 E8 d$ ^7 F1 s
8 }0 d0 l+ X! r2 ?; ?' ^: m0 uHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 2 i7 G3 a: |' i, O r
2 {! O6 a0 h% ?/ @% kSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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6 N, k" P6 W yNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
5 q1 T9 n8 R6 X7 E, b) [He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 9 D" x. o0 t& L% K3 [1 t- u
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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