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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: ( G' D1 m, m* |7 Q$ B+ N
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. / c7 Y; O; H. c8 w u! S
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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& g3 i" ]0 S3 FWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 4 v' M' `" Q' [+ ~6 }) b
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. / o7 [+ u6 i2 Y, R
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. ! O: `( v* h, |5 ~+ ~# L
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. / s, Z/ H1 G4 D% _2 G
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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# N/ w( V# a. h/ SHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 9 J( ^8 ^6 }/ E* O( w7 I" i$ [& P
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 6 X9 b- v5 {9 ^5 V' V6 D- f3 o
# m' E- I/ A1 S2 ?: A! lNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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. f, h& s3 i; g8 C1 BThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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