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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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6 n0 x" W7 G) a; Y# EDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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1 u2 i) u$ E) U1 d# B5 y% AYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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9 z& f3 w# w/ v0 v4 y; HWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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. h: ]7 s4 A! s9 ^5 D. \: a8 h The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 1 y$ R8 u- x& W' y, A/ k! r
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 7 h/ y" V4 G* A+ t& A8 q. `
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 6 l" k# c5 E4 ^6 d2 H9 O1 J5 S
/ F" B: U8 Y, }' x6 XLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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! i: R* ]8 B( {2 }2 n8 A0 nSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 8 f% w5 ~# _5 O M
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. : [7 K5 r( [7 p
He gives up and goes back to bed. + V5 {5 t' t! G" B/ S* Q, ]
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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. L4 J) P( z+ a3 ]9 UThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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