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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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- ~- Y" |7 z2 [Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 8 w V) h+ m( L! A
/ q* V2 a W2 p' W# x8 f+ d4 NI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. ; |2 B9 d8 a4 e# G7 P+ h
1 s' W& f7 a2 H% ~, P9 xYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. ; w, j0 T' I* p! Q/ |4 p
0 p' ?0 ^. m4 O2 C/ X" L( CNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 7 Y0 i3 x9 @9 O$ _3 z' u
, {, f; m- w i; Q! C. e0 x/ R0 eSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. / i. C: k5 b2 }, x. Z; j: F, ]! J
: C* w) J8 M+ a8 kLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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, t4 u7 a. _3 J! U7 ~/ K e; _He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. $ [! d- ~: K3 R9 B& U4 b
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 8 d x O8 [- ~1 Q( l7 A# w( O7 K, ~+ B
& m' F" @8 S; S5 NNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. * i- w/ u- ^' Z, V
He gives up and goes back to bed. ) u& b' t+ K. F/ f
2 ?' l. u) H& YThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' " ]' i& L( u5 B% U! Z# g- U% \
# c( }/ v& i a% a; WThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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