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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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6 s7 n5 ~* @5 ]& aDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 9 _' K. g8 s; d+ Y' f
) Y# E' f0 F% y9 o: W0 ~* C3 w3 k! ?I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 4 U/ d1 c/ t( I6 A1 M2 X2 b) w: x
: P4 @* l6 [2 {$ D/ hWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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9 ^5 H! X: j3 Z8 m% TAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 3 C, y b8 y& O2 a* o) L4 Z
" g0 m7 H( T6 m) wNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' ! g6 ^) U" w0 i' ~8 a7 a8 v
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 9 b/ k0 ~* D$ G5 G; k1 {
8 y8 W% A+ f0 b% x9 G; T. p; X1 }Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
# z2 F( K5 k5 N4 U' Y4 L* R' LHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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# q$ j) N) J1 Q5 EThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ) X. C8 o/ ]: |( h8 {
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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: ~- i4 j3 I! _9 k" gThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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