Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 M0 U8 G! v" V. Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) c9 w: d! u( Y6 b( `, E6 H he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 Q; [# I0 f4 u' Fyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( V- a! _& O+ b& z" d1 v4 Q& R8 j will pay you $500.
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" R% b2 b, s& A This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! w& D( j% [6 ~, bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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: k: ?% J3 N( L/ R( BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 e( r' V; l1 o+ Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  h# I/ S) J3 IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( S* b4 |3 g5 b5 Opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
6 ]4 p2 {8 P& ~+ ~1 [" `0 D" z$ vlawyer.
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$ d( J5 d4 j+ H0 sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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" p5 {6 w5 Z9 y4 ^He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! M2 R# y  t  _; l+ P. a( Z* wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 h9 u% n* ^7 l  s, S  ^! uwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ m, `5 w6 J8 T: X% [# ]- t( |>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' l" ?7 Q) t# \1 ]* a8 v! b9 Y% G>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, u" j. C8 {6 |" _' R>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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: A/ X. v- {+ |/ s  b; l" l>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 r* ~. R; o6 [>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 @* [% ~% t# \, v* D# ]. y. |' s8 o  {% L>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

% [! p. }0 g% g6 F$ h' t5 d$ e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 V/ S8 n/ k$ p>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 N4 Q# J3 r& y1 \( V& Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 N; Y) t3 A, j3 J; }& T  uthe newfie would l ...

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+ ^* R+ z6 n* \$ H' Z. i- P% r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- g" S9 q3 q, J; [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  V1 @9 Q, f5 o真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) _7 Y6 g- B) y8 L# {* ^  F真聪明，偶像啊

$ Y: ?0 C: C* V4 E- [' x" J5 o2 R$ Q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 x: C9 `9 B' |, |5 p- [" l全盘接受一下。

" P$ `% e8 i! M% q) u( Y' e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

7 R! c) k' |/ J$ c  V8 m: |: H& \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 c4 U7 b4 _0 o( R9 _8 s你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 V& o" ?! }5 L) R- G+ Z) R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ R2 i# {' a# k2 c9 I7 P/ [8 W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ {: Z8 g- O2 A8 }1 ?. q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! E. s' A  x# D. o# o她是大学教瘦？
6 ~9 J, v  g8 q大学教胖还差不多
* j' w9 X- E2 A! M5 v1 m( i; ?她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* v: X% B1 P9 `0 K  `+ T& `! R+ Q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢