Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 o+ w+ e3 x; g7 Y1 ]5 F4 }8 ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& W2 Z! M1 s) S% p$ l9 Ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* |7 h" b3 `# O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ }; \8 ]6 Z; L& r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. `  C8 F) c* q0 Z' ]7 T' i9 V- }you pay me only $5.

; G' R$ U  v: k8 `; R. @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! J& P, M4 `$ }! m6 D: W will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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; f+ V1 ?8 l8 N4 P; IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; I" z+ V0 B& M. w. r, Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 k& M1 U0 E% M7 O0 [+ T5 uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" F$ b9 K+ F3 s# u* Q) o7 S6 P/ Athree legs, and comes down with four?'

2 |( B8 c3 w, ~/ y# E  g' uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 n$ N/ T8 o5 g/ m+ k9 @3 e+ t: vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

; @3 N) l* @1 J7 `1 _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

  P/ E5 ]" j0 ^' f8 {0 F% E0 RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& \: n  ?( W9 @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 P, J& P3 L8 t) ]9 C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ V# n6 b/ l# L  _  m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* E8 E6 F/ ~; v1 t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  k. f9 V) D: a7 _- Z$ w% ]* w5 \  c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' V& K- O" u& j; }' Y* i! b% t0 @* c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ n# @6 q! T3 F! |! s' ~* \3 ]>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 P) |3 z# A/ `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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; s# `& e# `" E7 q; Y* R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ H* s: T$ h5 o3 u9 F' k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 S6 _6 D1 p2 y- w, I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; {  Q8 O' n8 r5 e/ S- o7 @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ K1 m7 w9 `3 p2 [! x+ W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& a0 l! n: P( N* R7 ~* l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 \, Z& a( h6 s9 f5 i, k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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: a5 }4 j) [9 ?6 z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 v9 q; I7 M2 L% }8 [, H, E- r, b别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 g0 W* \% u, T1 R1 c" g* B别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 ^  k. L$ M- l: o加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* V/ S. W* L- Q) m6 D多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

) X( J: X' f6 p! s  H: E7 b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% x7 M0 e8 Y+ x7 s她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ ?. G; U$ z6 S* c& Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; a$ T7 u! x2 N哈哈，你们在这开小会呢