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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 |. C8 E1 y6 l" k1 r
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 Y$ Z7 C0 N8 S The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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7 c$ P- s$ u% s& W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; q6 m3 r8 i5 W+ S* m; ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,8 r' c! H5 n0 Z* T. z6 F  B
you pay me only $5. ' Q) O( \. j2 H4 z3 ^& }) O
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep/ R4 Q7 _. m4 f' y3 ]% b
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his/ d9 ~* K, U2 A+ H1 d
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 f/ y' L0 L' o9 V% ]" X( tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with; Y" W/ f( b0 Y8 e
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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5 N, A. i% E; p/ W) Q1 e2 \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all+ i4 V! }  M8 n' Y/ C( t
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all6 t; I1 N; `* I, i9 R
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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back to sleep. $ B) I9 p7 T1 P' O, z
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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( d6 F8 n. p1 B5 o7 u. t- @+ B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and1 d. K# H8 K/ l4 J% k
comes down with four?' . a6 P0 r7 t" O! [

  }. m- O2 [/ K, V6 S7 _, ~, uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $53 X$ e4 P. h. A* ]  [
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!5 d0 e* y9 o6 d0 ~' e/ M
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 [  [7 D" _6 L  E* d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 6 x8 V# `$ C1 x+ b
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 {4 m$ F8 D- Y6 d& y) ]1 O+ b>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" y- I% u- {1 n% C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, " @% _+ i7 u" @- b/ l
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct: D& L5 q) `7 Z, Y# b; B. q
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 8 C. t2 m) m+ q& C5 [4 H
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 1 t. r6 R& l; P  q/ z( K7 u
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's , A* _( q: R& ?2 k7 {5 x
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: f6 s  I5 P- g- u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 9 p2 G% T" ~. |- Q) K
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! r, C  Q; c4 w6 M2 N$ X# J& q0 LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 o: n7 j4 g! Q$ i' f
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  y8 i' m/ ?9 q: w
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if% ]+ u. _- K& R3 }& w  J( ^  P3 P0 y( V3 a
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 ^7 {: k6 g' u, b9 K# D
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% z8 x2 P; c; W/ o好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' o& W5 j2 m$ v0 O
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 f* K2 ?6 @+ b+ G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 P  ^; y; ^+ m+ q4 a
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,# u$ k8 Z" l% |) N# R
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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2 P7 ]* ~" B/ V& U1 t6 g9 z) O' q# ~" S全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 % _. `* o3 h: u+ b5 v  n: G
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . _% a% M/ p$ g7 b) @) {& b
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真博学,偶像啊。

5 ]: q, m' Z  v  V7 W0 y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?* e6 n7 J- o, l3 [0 _
大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 }# u2 G, B1 w' D4 d) v2 }紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 C0 C. s% T! e8 e% F紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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