Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& t; q6 y% S' n# m; p7 _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 ]$ @$ `$ \; j8 h6 ]( \. t  E- x3 x1 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 n* t1 p, C6 B1 U. K' ^5 ]; Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 R9 x8 r! g: ]2 x The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( \7 ]% }! G) ?3 P- b7 @$ [! U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 ~3 b/ V: ?3 g9 p) a# _" V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: x$ @% l6 M2 x$ I% {* byou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 a! R# J  W4 R: N/ a will pay you $500.

' X3 y) v9 u  d. L! Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) y* [5 m3 H% D- g# Cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 h- I8 R" A: X1 }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* j8 H# c$ ?/ s+ G% V" N6 ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' `8 N6 S0 T1 c+ ]1 Ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ E: X- H  P6 Y# Elawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ D) o- X5 L/ D, J9 \- ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# b6 Y- t# f2 M# R1 qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; m7 z7 x: a" U" p% b- z3 ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 f  J2 L( X4 t8 @/ s: hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! v- ]/ u# u) O/ tback to sleep.

4 l+ ]; L+ d4 K  ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 L7 r  n: }2 S1 |& B# {; |6 L3 zwakes the newfie up and asks,

8 [0 o2 {! c: {) W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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) `. o3 V0 T* h9 n9 `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, R0 U* m- `, W- z! k& c* I/ e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 h# a6 s2 n( d/ n$ I>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 n! a* q( x0 ]5 x" C* [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 z! a9 P5 B- s" I4 A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 @" ?- {( h& y# C1 H& ]>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ {. A' p1 d" ^! ]$ S+ nA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. ~5 N) l/ a' t- e' \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; A5 [" c8 l2 Z* t4 P# k1 p% i1 hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* F$ b+ ^% p& ], wthe newfie would l ...

4 s* k1 r4 n/ E! H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 x0 B( M/ U% C! L6 H" ?) `8 N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& u9 I! z1 x6 ?2 K/ s( ~" B4 f真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 f# l) S9 S( B% V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. R: M/ U: t% `3 b$ e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 S$ i+ q4 U6 }0 |  \0 G/ i真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ C8 S$ Y: l$ v7 b1 R+ Y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ N8 w5 i) g6 y. y8 ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ |7 w4 S3 L* Q0 R( q# A2 j: f真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- x! p/ O1 o1 e( f) H+ B1 K她是大学教瘦？
+ i' M' c) h) z: J! _大学教胖还差不多
, ~, B9 I/ ~* c  N& m8 Z1 S" o她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 b# w& \/ H, y5 B% @' l* a. \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% d. A1 h4 o7 h6 ^4 P1 H. K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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