Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 F8 y0 s; c2 b8 Z* W) v9 P8 xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
8 x' H/ w) S# f8 Q% q7 l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* X! y- T, j+ n4 Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ ?8 P! f/ u! I' P  `you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 y& H: g' m8 `3 G5 S will pay you $500.
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1 S3 T% Q" c% O+ w$ R' X! M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

' K$ P# s* [9 s8 S' L8 t' @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% C) P' i/ r" y7 x0 Kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) a; v* [7 Y* e1 x; ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 R% ?; x' {- S# u) C5 r4 |lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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. g8 I. w$ H3 K" o5 s) `- F. `/ kHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- T; i; y, o9 Ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  H. O% T! j! t2 G  z  mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% _9 \: A1 g' K6 C: O! Xback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, o$ ^0 t) B+ E$ qwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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( f$ Z5 }. u, ?, |6 |* cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ L8 h+ c' r3 h+ ~* Uand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

+ V3 G, G, K* g1 r1 r( m* [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) B+ p5 A7 c6 m, O; T>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: s/ `: U3 ]+ h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. B4 h; [; j7 u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; x/ z) a7 `- h3 R7 w  q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* a0 w5 T9 L8 O7 q) t! _0 X" T) T8 _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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, p. C0 V7 ~- s2 [. S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ L) C; ?/ O0 m2 l% K; E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 q# C* o& V8 d/ |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  I+ _/ k7 f/ Y( [! s: ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 J) t( j: o0 L  w- k! A# F7 Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 \: q4 `- a8 Lthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ u) O9 V+ v9 E7 K! I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 i3 a1 q2 @+ u# I% C  {" O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. H2 p' |8 e# s- X0 p, }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ V8 x, v( k' H$ D/ I: ?5 v9 r* j真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

7 s* ~' U3 B% }) x) S- j0 S7 z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& Q, G6 h1 |5 [$ A别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 l3 M- B# ^$ Y9 D- \" B4 M4 B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 r, g5 C, r# d- g% C- p真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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. \) r( m- W/ z" `% Q8 W$ E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( r0 Q5 X- m; U; B2 t她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
; Z* D) {. \% D, A2 y$ k她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ S/ a' `! z+ g# R3 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢