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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' e: ], |+ o, v7 k
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! c) l5 K8 y2 M$ T5 z' s& g
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. m' e: k) h5 F' e- ~: p6 \( U1 B
the newfie would like to play a fun game. & c# X+ @1 a1 t- `. _
  
6 h, d+ O5 l- ?3 j5 I) m. i The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 v4 E( y! X7 o! {, ]7 ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 ?" {1 B: @, J  U5 ~2 W( s' _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 J3 p. a" b' L- e: ^4 Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,( o  H8 B. ]/ {9 d3 Z, {
you pay me only $5. # c8 [. v7 p; p, Y+ P

2 @. b: X! D. I, A* L% X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I; `; ?( H" p% d; d' }  b
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep1 ?% l  Y7 i; z: p
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 4 q0 _. q& A* L7 _# ?, J
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 G: A) N. L! g- T4 h3 l
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! x" k- V( Y  n1 {6 Jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.) v- M: e1 z1 x! x' B9 l

/ h8 j9 K9 ^9 a  Y/ ^He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& ?' Z/ ~8 z% J0 D$ S1 q
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 Q7 _$ J! i3 n- T( ]; ], SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all. K% l# {9 ^3 z% c
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all2 s$ v1 E/ Z; W& c& p
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour$ X  L$ _" x0 W" t9 Y6 K# K
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! q$ }9 o+ c2 v. s. Shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ P, V2 T7 B# ]& w5 }
back to sleep. / T* E* k" r- \3 C' r: ]) v

% u! _2 S5 t% n1 `& [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- n$ v& m2 O. l/ ^, b0 E+ owakes the newfie up and asks, 6 g- ~3 m7 q% c2 s' r4 X

7 d) ]; N5 t6 L  _6 |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% T! W* A+ [+ M3 Dcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& J, X" z$ G5 T( s

! t( @/ X5 n* z( g: ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ( b$ `0 ]2 O$ n) L! X( s7 ]3 o& ?
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, |  ~# o) S, S- s: n>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ q4 l; f7 V3 k) d( O3 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 s2 k, \5 S7 j4 {  n6 j>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct5 U( ~9 B2 _1 |; g6 }7 ^4 i4 T

2 E9 f1 ^+ M2 n$ \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 B: S2 g+ o3 f$ j2 f+ i  A( w8 I6 T6 H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 7 B0 R$ L7 J6 Q) k$ e
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( [( X  C. ]9 J! Z; \7 n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) J  s  [& B; S6 @/ C1 t' B>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three0 \/ ~9 s4 Z3 ?* p( q
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's % G2 O' G7 x1 T" x
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 r0 I2 P- F( H/ u$ w# C0 J, m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand * ~! B( A3 U% x% S
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 5 ^! @& {% J0 o
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 L+ ~* p7 N( Y/ K3 |. ?: ^
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
8 I' h8 q( V  ^3 a, O“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 _- p* X: W$ [3 K% _7 K
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) s3 B5 b% u" O6 L  \9 \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 F! \( |& n& b4 Y( z& |
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 n, J+ b; A$ W2 ?! X
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + @5 V3 u4 n, E" X
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真聪明,偶像啊

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3 s# w! X0 \4 S全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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8 p5 E1 j3 i0 p1 V# U, Y全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 l; {; @$ X  P6 y, N: Z真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ p# c8 H' H2 \. O$ p7 f* u0 k' \别把我往坏路上领啊。

& ?# v. G' H8 x( D& @# ~7 I你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . F5 X3 ?6 h& ^8 W. x
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 O$ w' C, u/ n9 y多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 _- n7 H( P1 q2 g6 m: }3 W真博学,偶像啊。

! t' ~* ~+ X& I" K* c9 a大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

) e) {) t& K; S: _/ G+ ?她是大学教瘦?& E& j' q; n. d* |* `5 U( t) f
大学教胖还差不多 % @- G+ {8 Y+ s; p2 [
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 j$ w( q5 O' X! Z% l, L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- T% l" @  ]  A2 _7 A! i& B紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ S2 u3 z1 \9 n0 u3 i* {- g6 X/ _哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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