Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  I; {' T# ~, \* G' ]' }* {5 u6 Q; \- clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& e6 k* H$ L1 ]! R8 h2 J9 }3 e2 r, lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) P- C9 z' ?3 E+ Z4 {0 J' ~! Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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$ [$ I- ]0 X3 |% X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" M; J2 Y# [# C, M/ w& s lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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1 F: e1 l2 Q$ I+ s# DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 `% j; _/ Z: E; YThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* u& K$ V+ K& |1 o& G" Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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1 }% d6 d8 A3 v0 X: e2 lNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

8 C( }, O4 O- ~" L! IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( O: @- D. H) n* H" r- D9 Jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, M* v4 h: z* K; ]8 [! I) U3 Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 L/ S' }0 f- X; lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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8 s" S! {( q7 t4 t4 n% \2 GThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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$ W* D% T! n: i1 t4 F0 \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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& z, J; s' _4 A, M; L( g; bLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( z$ O6 ^! V+ x7 }) s% b. u# ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 _& X* [! Z3 t' R; x; T6 D! t>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! U7 m3 m) ?$ |5 A; `( i  w+ q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' H8 u# K3 D8 c9 x7 [, _( R: A* H/ n3 _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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+ V8 ~) ~% F, P; Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 @! @+ I% E- a' @the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' ^2 B- Y# W- w真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 ?' T( p2 F% d% L+ e) J' T& E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 Q! ^2 h7 J- c( t4 d% `7 M9 K真聪明，偶像啊

1 U! W. i# Q, f' F. e* x  o全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& \" j. L$ g7 A3 [0 t全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( Z. I8 b9 C& a6 \) y$ s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( c) g9 L* \" ]  v) F- o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. Z7 t" O  I+ n她是大学教瘦？
( S7 J1 }, W! Y& u0 ^6 H! W大学教胖还差不多
2 P+ y. Z. P$ X# Q# E她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢