Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( w3 a8 }4 t, R: zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 T/ A* v4 I- v) s; C  ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! ]) {( j9 f) ?# Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 U$ g* l. f3 X. [5 D1 ]you pay me only $5.
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" i' a. [2 G' \& ~9 V, ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

8 Q: e0 D. x4 H3 D" e; V2 I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

5 w6 P; F4 r7 KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 {% ~! s0 S0 J. V5 o5 N' ]" Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 L- y! H- f( ?The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
! `4 D5 n( b, I! R' c- \7 blawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! u( |3 X0 [- b3 Athree legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 W+ J# E6 x. f: h( h. c' |' @The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: X6 h# D7 c/ q/ j" Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 r8 b2 K$ P/ G- C  l9 ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ V# U! i2 g6 |" [( I6 R7 n6 a. fcomes down with four?'

7 S- S. N1 S, c" h, {. P% e$ dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" B& y6 b) Z7 U$ E7 g* L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ ?- {' s* J5 [# j3 G0 Z5 A>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( s" ^# z6 d. `4 F' j' o6 i2 v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% U/ R3 _! M1 m. l>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  u, u3 w# b1 W$ C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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# v) i3 L' _: c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: l8 _$ |/ ^7 s  l>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( ~: C  R/ m; ~the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; n% g! r' Q# N. J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 T- Q4 \7 ^5 ~# l: o8 g- @4 ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 P8 z/ k. I( r5 d2 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- V# b. a5 w# x* s5 d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& h$ G# p9 L# m0 ]+ L6 ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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+ Z& f1 j3 C2 v' g2 r/ e全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 a) s$ Q1 k+ ?( b/ J5 g3 I4 x$ c全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

1 i. L3 l8 Z! X2 M别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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/ O$ l& ?9 a. b! _) H! E别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 e: y; g, @* R你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# Z- W) N& w. k- D# f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

  \0 K; i4 p+ m* o2 F- ^8 }. E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 o8 _, a3 B8 e3 a; |5 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ V) X$ F$ S; m9 y1 r. J/ G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( F% I5 ?- [; |2 _9 S; l! V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢