Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( t) o( j1 X+ k! Z  Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# M4 q7 z7 d9 rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% r+ l# M3 E# {3 L& kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 y  }) E2 I4 Y/ h9 t2 ~& {, ^ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# ^3 Z# |4 a' C8 i6 \  V- s4 Ryou pay me only $5.

1 w7 r0 a# [2 A* f. V) ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

3 B$ [! _( }: [& d6 Y9 M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 T0 I& [% X4 F, M. k) F* {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) q+ [* S% M7 J9 P  H# Dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 s5 _  ?$ [, \) f3 xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ J% v7 K) v" m! W( q8 c% V( Qwakes the newfie up and asks,

2 Q* b. I8 B# a' S( T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  H' {* r! P4 p  ]) R% dcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
' }  @2 K3 b- F! J) zand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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, g* @' H; i$ c% h0 VLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ J5 |7 U' `4 p3 R7 b; v>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 P- ]; y1 R- X; l: I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: I* |  g: `' L: n2 g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

, w) e/ u8 N0 [7 j) O2 R% [>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ ~/ _/ J4 _; X: x' M) \" S  f" n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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3 R9 t# v+ H) g7 u- Y. y# U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 I6 T9 y9 _, }- C, Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 ^7 _! M2 Y" B; J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 F; s/ E( v: K8 c: Z7 W7 V$ K- L* Pthe newfie would l ...

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2 W' L! b9 N6 w2 q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 Y. J' N! E9 J5 x“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% Z% N& I6 A; F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; w( x2 o, v" `; O' t- c6 y3 V% |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



% Z& W0 L; i) N% R; w7 a5 D/ Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& k3 j( T" X3 C; M4 o$ d0 [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ }& D2 N  k" y, C6 z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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4 ?' x+ |7 F9 ]8 n9 f7 s: K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 m7 o# E3 T# f+ _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! S/ n9 h- {2 ^  A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, @, M' C; R+ p% m, r; N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

6 t' ~+ u  ^+ m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ A! w. D# c! C6 X她是大学教瘦？
" p9 r" L4 ~2 T大学教胖还差不多
, P& ]/ A& H: }( c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 t  @' i; Z3 |2 T说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& `2 L* p. }6 y0 w& W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( Z/ ~% W& N4 u# y/ l( x哈哈，你们在这开小会呢