Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
  _& b9 ~0 \" f; B* q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 Q0 \: L: M% g0 A! h# d5 ~ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 C. P9 W5 Q, `+ K6 Y' eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ |$ G( J0 s) a, ~" Iyou pay me only $5.

6 b4 i, g5 P& Y! @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" k; a0 l5 g! q! t  g& ]- ^7 `4 ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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' ]; h% _% P, w8 H" L& GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 N2 H: G6 u3 K  Y3 othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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! E0 W7 w7 ]1 d, G, Y4 Y+ WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: h' }* {5 G$ _0 ?pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

  {$ D8 V  d# nNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' e. E2 ?# P+ r5 \; h$ ~& ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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6 k7 W# {1 {( C$ n2 QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: x9 p3 j% c! E6 j3 `comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. b4 W( {$ J' z2 |1 Yand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

! t% m2 u: {. n# w) s5 J0 \$ jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! E  c* X4 f% q& }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: u5 N8 p; ^2 [" `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ h+ {, J$ Z8 K" w>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 K3 |3 K' y9 d5 H% z- j) q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* X! O" `. }) _3 s, @  }>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 o, C- I) }8 T" E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 m( `- ?7 @- |0 k% r8 I. B>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" w9 z: I+ N5 D; |! tA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! L, F# s# I: E9 l/ fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 U2 H# x0 y* q+ k: v4 g: Fthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% ^1 v: ~, E. T: Z6 ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" r7 f7 |1 ]. k0 f% M, ^+ V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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$ [8 Q6 Y' n7 h0 }8 o/ |# X! L; a全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 k! b! M5 E2 V多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

. ?* W6 ~2 X! N, R' j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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; F2 E4 h& A5 Z1 m; b/ r+ ]. m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 o5 L5 q! ^1 M( _' }大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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( W3 ~4 h1 n1 ?哈哈，你们在这开小会呢