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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' E5 X" g5 |9 C$ W- C9 D* z  F: ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" j5 S6 |: o# {1 O# [6 I: Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# J, D# I0 n# v3 K
the newfie would like to play a fun game. / U( I4 V0 T  d8 i
  
- R7 n: B+ W7 f& p5 ]  I9 ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 q* g" F1 ^' ^; U0 c- m; D& f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The; g3 A) W& D& I0 S* s& _) R
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I4 j4 _# z9 A. w- d( l8 ]* ~
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; p; N+ `9 f: [, Pyou pay me only $5.
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' I# I& A- A$ T! b* G1 \4 d1 A; E& S You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I$ c4 y' d" I8 p4 \7 S! H7 P) k2 k
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% b# h) b' z; O* Qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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/ Q$ @2 u. i. u8 NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his/ s% ]! \0 }% w3 d2 S/ J- }; B
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the4 O7 \# a6 `5 Y* d/ G
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.( k' C# F! Y+ e7 W2 R
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 S* ^: u6 J  n' Q6 i: W! V  o* Q
three legs, and comes down with four?' 3 F8 W# A  p1 b& T8 m! T8 a
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  ]- y* T3 {1 `( J+ [* d( S2 _" ^
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. M( F* `9 K. Z( M0 g
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 q# Q* A& q- T0 V" `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 }) e$ z8 L& S+ d5 f2 x9 @$ e  J5 F4 Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! i5 a4 q  F% |/ U8 Aback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and* T; ?6 e& t+ v0 {
comes down with four?' , \0 U7 ?- c5 y: |, ]5 ~/ s
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5( l: @1 R7 V; z9 H& C
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!" L% w+ j" @$ a' s/ W9 G8 q

8 l: b# r0 u/ c& I( T1 `. VLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 A9 J2 F/ q6 w4 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) E  _  K$ h1 k/ x% v! k6 b  C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" i. C8 ~: O: e. z5 D0 {) U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the + E6 N8 g& r3 {  l6 \5 D+ z5 O& v" ]4 b
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 2 I0 l5 i8 x' y2 ~/ S- ?! `) `
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 f+ x0 T2 W! C3 k. G>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" v3 ~% f0 Y: r) Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 D" }8 O: {' l# q7 |5 h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 a. k' ?) y" ^3 v0 ]8 M+ p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three; ?- c8 m3 D3 F2 C& T5 y; e6 R
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's . b  ~5 Q5 D) J8 N; e! @
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 6 J, r# P1 w2 Z! R. g; j: d
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand + l( }$ W7 @4 c2 }: W1 [
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; R. K( |. d0 z1 P. S/ D: {/ sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" X- ?; P" P; u9 D- n3 P2 ~8 d9 l
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 {$ e- ?  a6 Y% m8 s" z" I
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. n: C2 n5 q/ F& b
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ A( D( r' H2 ?; k& q好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! [. i% ?, H5 R5 T. Z, T( ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 K) h* ?# Y/ S, y真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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; z0 J2 D- p6 s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
: _$ n6 Q" `: y) k5 w3 w- ~“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% L- g* V. \% Z0 E# l) H好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

) [+ B% i2 i5 q6 b5 \' s$ W5 k5 n真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" P: _8 i3 {6 n3 _6 ~6 E, ?真聪明,偶像啊

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, a8 j; U' M/ S( X' L7 x全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

2 |- U/ _% b3 D) G( W5 B真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 - h9 @; y2 [4 Y, T2 O

# y( N+ R- g8 s% U' X真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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. Y4 i9 q3 ], B  f" n, N6 H! [  ~别把我往坏路上领啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 & f+ |3 B+ l1 m

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9 H* v2 b: ~+ Q别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 y7 ~3 g$ M" G1 g3 `2 j) p# U加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

4 Q+ f; `5 T# X" j大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( T" ^8 P% f" k: c
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

/ T) G7 d: K: o1 s) j% M她是大学教瘦?6 a6 T& Y4 |- T) ~) Y
大学教胖还差不多
2 f! @( ~5 c5 Q她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, k: \2 K3 x2 p  e& R& m紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ j" `. i4 Y+ R! X+ I说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 u$ E6 {* s7 r5 ^7 R2 ^紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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