Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# t* F4 ~7 ^4 Y4 i& y' Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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2 q2 ]$ m) t( v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- z+ [; _8 x5 B( |$ ]* b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( ^, V0 T* R1 k' L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

$ W' N! {, q% g# [/ T# u0 H; y& s! N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

& `7 O# T0 p# U; Y/ e6 r1 E( ]: e& Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

8 y; I0 {' c  U3 y. FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* O/ Z  I( P7 q* ~  J8 B7 [( A2 t) Cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 o8 W5 f3 T9 l/ opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

1 X( Y( W- H) R1 p+ ]) X! L7 sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  Q) B2 [' }. m' o4 hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* S+ G) V0 j5 `8 n4 ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

4 w% A) Q- I: B* I( ?3 FThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. g# ^6 |1 G% Z& P/ lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ @7 A0 L: C8 h4 s" T, g9 h+ r: q. c% oand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, W& R) g2 {3 ]* O>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& [/ j% ^- g' R1 t>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 d0 l( ?5 q) p( N: Z3 I8 ^, ~>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 c; j+ w3 W* m$ K! Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) p5 V& U3 y% w4 X+ I$ \- ?$ C4 _. y6 z+ r>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ [# Q( f3 h+ d0 H2 V! A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 d3 ]- Y! x7 t, L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 O4 Z/ p! `( H3 fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 Y0 g2 m/ h+ M3 K9 L) ^! Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ {6 v! n3 @3 _$ G3 K6 q/ Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

2 {  O- F4 B. |& G% n# x
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* f. ^: E6 ^: A( `8 f) m) b# E6 j) p- z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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3 u6 J8 ^6 v6 C
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& y6 i# r# H( S, o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( l* Y7 c+ X2 a2 g( m真聪明，偶像啊

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1 E2 k2 [" c  V' N2 J' w3 r' ~全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


5 e9 {+ p; W7 y& [3 `$ Q+ O全盘接受一下。

( ]' R) ~' M: \- D! Z9 |真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

, O8 V9 y5 b8 e+ \: t: f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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* _9 K/ N. V, i3 _1 g4 C6 t别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 a, d/ w, Q8 m) u  ]
5 r: w7 s0 D4 P* M7 f' ]7 I& n: e, }别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 `/ s+ D- ^5 ~" F: q( b* v5 _你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( C3 c/ ^! b" d0 C) x. e( q" M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: y/ S- m2 y1 e0 X  p, ?- U: J真博学，偶像啊。

# i0 u) f- n5 R5 T0 d大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

+ D! h8 c9 G4 d3 C4 f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
+ o. t0 A; b+ S1 M$ l( B/ }) |大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. N! W0 X  \* W* f3 t0 o& Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢