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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" j1 ^) \2 ?7 K- o6 ^1 M" c8 V
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 Y/ [. R2 J5 `7 y3 p
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 E. s; {6 p& \% h$ ]; |& ~9 Nthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ; G1 d. T/ \4 p
  
8 Z* Z7 J" Q$ L# X. Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. X: ]( H2 ?/ ~. c9 J3 Q
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The) g/ Y7 K6 E( P2 z2 S
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I" N  \" G4 K1 [" d$ Z% G2 U
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I: p' T2 b) y' G( B2 G) d
will pay you $500. & @7 |, }: A! o1 U6 q) J

/ z. e: R. `- A% u& q9 D9 G* c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep2 e0 o  W5 l% Z) ?
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 k: Q- w* D& b

8 n9 K; G; `6 C) L4 e. E3 rThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's, ]7 S( O% G8 l4 d2 M
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. o" V# O3 J4 w
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the; W; C% s2 a4 t( f/ P' q9 r
lawyer. $ M  R2 ~" ^- s# R# f

5 V( V. u: N) O( e; A4 cNow, it's the newfie's turn.! q% n' y( C1 H0 h
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 z; d2 M) a5 L
three legs, and comes down with four?' 9 Q# m# V; w% ^+ }3 `# D
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all( x8 Z3 W7 [8 `8 e+ W
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 T5 t9 c5 L9 Z6 Y4 Z0 X
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 v" h% L7 _6 ]0 l1 {5 ?wakes the newfie up and asks, : p/ h' ?6 u& g6 k# E) v# v
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 ~; }+ q8 ]& E9 hcomes down with four?'
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4 s( j9 C3 P; P2 h# D- MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5  [# }* O% O! j7 z) H+ a
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!, V* w: g. J# \6 @" ?! Z, N

2 ]3 c/ G6 Y2 T4 k" wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the6 u) x& w) C! A- i% b+ F/ H
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 2 C3 d6 T  Q+ M
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason " i6 k  n) I9 y
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the , H8 M8 I$ Z4 N  B" i8 \
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 9 V4 e6 j7 u$ H/ f) M. a' T
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' Z, f( N0 T; \* q6 ]9 _
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 2 U0 f% x# g; C! |9 K8 D6 O) X% [
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, * z# r! X" U1 b0 T$ j
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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3 d" f- f" W! @1 U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 v6 U. y0 h; E0 {0 b2 v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" b& [: \0 k6 R6 ^3 k  _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand   D$ s$ ]5 w. T% m+ _/ ?& V
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 @7 F& m  }$ c  Y7 o( k0 pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- T  A3 q  M1 `; \* Y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! ]7 H( x& R* M  T5 y
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 C, |  L6 }) i& B5 _8 J
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# P6 `& |- {+ O' A9 F* ?
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
6 H& r! L% X& `# X7 o3 k好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; ^. V, i5 H7 R: \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* V+ K/ `- U8 j& F/ d真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- A% ^1 j5 k" u“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,* u- {# \; C* u' p3 x
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

: ~* R1 l/ t$ z$ x真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# J$ |) G1 h8 u* B( d3 ~0 \- o全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( p& ]/ I& K" \  u/ M& Q全盘接受一下。

5 S: G! N- k- k. F* D& o4 u- g真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + F0 G6 e5 w6 I/ b: K3 r
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, {2 ]" C6 z) x6 F1 _! c别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 + M0 Y  j, a5 w+ b
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 ^0 a; @+ e8 c* w

# C$ l" w% E8 K* k真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 + {. B# }* l# F3 A  I# K
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

6 K6 D+ i4 \4 K3 f# J  l她是大学教瘦?
5 V8 x5 h& N6 i% \! s) P' F大学教胖还差不多 ) _4 G5 u- J. B$ y7 K
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' s# h2 i3 ~3 }紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" \4 j1 H; c/ k, C4 T$ l紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' |* B) J2 ~6 a5 D/ w1 u7 m7 i哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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