Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 T. H- F& B6 m3 W6 b0 E0 Z) wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" P6 I6 E7 i% K6 Z9 t. Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 A/ u1 y  j; i. j& w4 J9 k he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* k' I; [; \! g' [2 `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 u" N/ u1 q2 V' W5 N# O) }: t* Oyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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$ n8 V8 y: F0 `4 z- FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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( R* p& t, Z4 J* I% \/ c+ U0 IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& y+ C: R* y% A( \" t0 u2 M8 _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 p. ^6 U9 d) a# m5 F. `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 M/ u! k) ?% nthree legs, and comes down with four?'

- @: N& q  z2 m. ^) DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ ?0 u: S4 k* `/ O  ~, preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. I( B' z' }. _% g+ @& ~+ ~' q: qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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5 ~& g5 F% o, [' f- ~; r0 c+ m6 GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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! i& X" H0 s- O+ ALawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 b: t) q4 P0 l, p: _* B( ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

$ V- H( ]# j, j8 \* ~2 W# h6 |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 I% F- |" T4 M  l/ }! f>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' @: U4 f$ b2 l6 Z. b>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* D4 a4 I3 i# M2 i# f- k* e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& p( q) ?2 H5 u  [5 U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 y4 y( L3 s% Q6 \3 L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" D: R9 c( R6 Y/ H& X2 f: K真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 ^3 R3 I( J+ Y, J; ^9 `2 n全盘接受一下。

" |4 W5 ^3 `; F: ~/ V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& M7 q0 s2 U( i' S3 L5 T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 W1 h0 h6 i! h+ v别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 K+ }$ D7 s8 y5 _2 s/ o加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  V* x: y  p- r1 X" y! F多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 ?* L) h/ k$ J" z; m. a真博学，偶像啊。

& c7 h( {& W: ^! p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ o6 M! \/ G% E1 c" l. w她是大学教瘦？
5 M  i# k. ^" D6 f/ Q+ o大学教胖还差不多
4 K0 Q4 Q7 q1 M/ N& X' k她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% w; \! ]( z1 b! A3 ?- a9 H4 C8 W; R+ E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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