Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 V+ t" x% C6 y; f1 j  N6 q5 F1 tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 [" C- X7 \6 ]& o9 T9 xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 f5 T7 u0 l7 ?* C- I& {# q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 I: V2 c/ _. @/ ?+ o9 ]5 F$ Jyou pay me only $5.

. P0 Z" _  w$ a, O3 I You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 y$ L$ T  x/ [' \) m: F) P will pay you $500.
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- t2 c0 F+ N' O  d6 H; z. V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 m# Q! ^  _* ~' r8 t( |0 rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 L, _4 I# I! s. FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! b& F/ c! x, F! Z4 A9 E. ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.

" T( F0 q8 p( x) d' `Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ }* {, j% I3 f; f* Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 e: H- D+ f( p2 q8 I4 Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 I7 M6 e# t0 D. R- m. v$ @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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& S4 r  s) W0 W6 W7 bThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

5 b6 P/ V- e3 i  h, N'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 J7 Z1 j! b+ s- i: b: Xcomes down with four?'

8 W2 R+ z2 A$ h9 IThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

8 P4 E1 F% ^4 [. F  N% n" F0 Y+ J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- A7 J3 R' P  y( x# |& f% B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( J; J& E- k  F+ u, _+ r* }5 r0 P>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 Q! F# X6 f5 M/ r; f8 U7 e) a>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& L, y1 V- @+ S3 O# C% g3 N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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, K: `; M" R6 E$ Z- J# X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& p+ a5 ~* B- t+ L# E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 U# V" l/ g/ ~; ~A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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9 z  \4 G# n: x2 Q9 Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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5 l& U. r  v0 S$ }6 h/ |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: d2 H& B" T2 O; ^. E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ r* @( s" Z0 ~: u. I+ s; E; W1 r真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ M3 f+ }4 g) O& I; n真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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; V5 b5 |( X& b全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( E1 x$ f8 {) R/ L4 I别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% O( C9 c3 ?7 Y, {5 F: H* Q4 t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: H1 S1 Y. l. S+ `9 Z9 I$ f$ A真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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. ?4 Q0 G: Z, H$ a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  `8 H6 P( Y  {" C( o$ t6 k3 j她是大学教瘦？
  C: Y& K. J3 n  V4 o大学教胖还差不多
! g: P  g: k" Y3 [  G5 z& U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 C: H! n' ]0 I4 s& c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢