Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* d& r7 n. _1 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 l: r4 a7 h' I1 t% z) g  \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 ?( W& P0 A- n6 J0 K+ bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
8 v& K* K: k" `" V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 |% N0 v. T0 B6 C8 g he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: k6 E% y4 a/ x* s1 mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

( }2 K: G2 G; m3 ~* ~- v You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ f& e" W0 T/ y0 f( T5 gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 W: P/ G+ V/ }5 o% \the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; c0 _* y: Y% p, q  k9 j9 FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) [! l8 Q, w3 U5 w8 u. q! Ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ G( k& f9 I% Tlawyer.

% i" S/ p7 z, z( _) O, e8 |! ^4 BNow, it's the newfie's turn.

9 A6 }6 Q6 \$ k+ _9 w8 @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 r2 k. o" J; w) Z! ~" Breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, [, [' \0 f; K4 Z' Y/ x0 Ewakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ [2 ]9 _/ _& U" L' }2 Mcomes down with four?'

: M+ R& X% ?0 k, w' y2 `9 i) d6 lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! [% {7 E0 P7 a! r) B( D/ _and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

0 m9 a5 \) D/ M1 v8 RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 P$ L$ U# _7 U% x* i+ Z# L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 f- j6 P* K! k! z& q6 F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 H2 E0 k' h# c# }/ o>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! H0 C$ ~* P; B  p9 y; d( U; P! q4 j  j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" n' I# U% ^: f$ w' u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& D/ `+ K, G% A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& |' n7 W) F% q3 i, Z# `8 Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: u* b' r2 N/ n( v* jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ B1 A9 u" n' {5 M' u3 l/ }4 Gthe newfie would l ...

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% F! N" Q) _! q  R/ C; P. _& t1 V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 P8 R& W  v1 U% @2 P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 \% b% f% s- M+ w4 x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: d6 h- j* U& }" K: H/ W* G真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* K  g1 j) G" ?( W% S; t$ t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! j+ C, c) [$ F5 F6 q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# d9 y* K* }5 P2 F8 _5 @6 M真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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' }. p# U& Y9 V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

& \' l/ i5 I* C5 k/ J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

5 b4 m( {& Y' U: z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( f6 R, |2 r5 \& G8 N! A别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ X' T  H( L) F( k! r你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 B4 k1 {6 i) ]$ H  L0 I8 c3 T0 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% U% ^) F2 ~8 A3 H' w7 C多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- i# a2 G1 W& i6 ^$ p% F真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- l( n: E7 `: i/ ?1 X5 D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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