Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ \( |4 H; g3 @- L, Q# s  q  P) B* y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ ~# F5 m" C! Y% {8 E! lyou pay me only $5.
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! |, Q8 r* ?" f; x, ]" E You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 H" d5 A; Z: jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 \+ e" r! d  L5 h0 bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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3 Y9 J% t4 }. }# Z  j! |- rNow, it's the newfie's turn.

  z& g7 |9 b3 iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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5 m, J" F* y- q8 OThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

% E1 R6 A4 s, z6 }9 A6 t8 IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 x; r9 s5 ?; j! ^comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 H' ]  R6 m4 X+ Q& Tand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

/ Y$ {" f5 q2 i2 m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ P0 v, Q/ e) b1 v5 b- q8 d8 [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, B  Z% c1 H. B8 E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ |: B5 b+ J9 d+ ?( T' ~+ a>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& @2 H& u0 G0 h$ W' U1 |, W, d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; G% ^. Q* Y. u7 H7 a0 r: d2 T  v0 G>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 Q$ a2 ]* {/ e4 _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# c0 b+ ~& P. Y" S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ g9 K' `/ U+ W/ |, q& L! U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( q7 b8 H1 {6 A  D4 k$ a>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* c# x3 ~3 M0 O5 S" G! g, zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 i, N" y: Z7 _" @- ^/ y' Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. I0 a  B4 _1 kthe newfie would l ...

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2 h& f5 ~7 B4 v% |8 ~+ L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% C5 b5 G6 N) p" X+ R. y& V, z+ g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* t+ ?  x# C( g4 T真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% a: }# J  h, `  e3 B2 j" U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% y, w9 K; p+ m" B6 t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# I( d, m  x; M+ K, q  S9 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ F: c- U3 I& q) j5 U* h4 f真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 t" F& n5 S0 d+ t. x0 ], @6 _真聪明，偶像啊

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/ ?6 v2 }" y6 X2 n9 A4 k全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 i4 Z, [+ z0 T3 ]) {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& @4 d# b, B# w- r真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& Z* X9 }, B- S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 J: f  l1 F' q1 G大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ B; L# o/ }! G2 T# {& k3 [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; ?4 J  D4 a3 y, m( }* s" u* J哈哈，你们在这开小会呢