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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 l: M4 w! [! J4 r4 f% X. U8 n/ _# }
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so  j1 v/ Z- {- X% B) ?- B- r
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 i( Y  R) x5 r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I# j/ b& l, R- K# i, z- b
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,4 J) y" y( }* J$ P* L/ D0 W
you pay me only $5.
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7 u% G$ @* u. T* N; Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ D$ }9 p$ l, R7 N" [8 s9 ] will pay you $500.
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4 y# H4 C4 d# r( @8 f This catches the newfie's attention and to keep& T1 A7 X9 a; G) z- Z) o) X/ O  y, v
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. " q7 \4 ]8 C" `' P  c# j' \
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's: h5 |; O6 n; M6 H' g
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ' ]' h% e  O. I2 P) z' E

8 ?# @, I; H, w9 FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 t/ V8 v# r% Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the7 V9 v+ Z8 }" x$ D( L, {4 M
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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1 K% B! u2 v( d; A2 |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all* d% V2 Q) j" R3 h" w3 d% x+ f
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and* ^, j. S8 L& p8 h# p
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right( `, w; E. p5 Q5 A& g% r: P
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $59 q  j3 H' ^% a' Z! e2 I
and goes back to sleep.: d. I$ g& w4 D

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!, x* a9 I3 q3 b) b' h+ {* _

# t" w4 m+ `. ?" ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" {% d6 G  ~, `8 y$ Q* w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two , U* I% }7 f. z. N
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ( w, L1 z  m) k- R3 }
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the $ d5 O7 C; k( x. e
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 L/ P7 ?- d" ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct  [/ V$ |4 m/ [/ y& M0 x
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ! N( [. y/ V" l
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! n+ q& }1 P, X$ s! s# z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) c( T! ]& f! Z1 d( g: {>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 o& `, X- G( L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 }, I( z  B3 c# U* t- ]& H6 {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 4 u9 x# E. {( }+ o# ~8 T/ k
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand * X  ~; g  M+ w/ x, ~5 Y- n3 _
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 - M/ t; ]! B9 u; p9 i
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 D* E& R$ [! Y3 y, slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb) W- |) h/ C/ f4 u8 \; S- e4 l1 q: H: j
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 |$ `# x) N. p# w/ b/ U
the newfie would l ...
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+ R! {: Z; A( A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& T  R  K3 X* O8 G- x: b“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! Y# t! g( \# V6 \
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ }* f, i, D# s( }' d3 z加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 `& h& I2 Y2 Y" ^9 {

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$ ~* c! h, I' L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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' U: c- V* L/ {  d全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 H: y- @. z: @9 u全盘接受一下。

2 }, _1 C/ r! U& T真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * p0 B5 N# d6 D% ^" x
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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' x. m  l+ N+ q" c( B0 h8 v别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 z0 I  H$ }( T3 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

' G8 E& h) A4 X: p; a+ W大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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$ V+ X" L# G! L% ]& M大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?( U4 w% B0 t2 Z! [' Q! J! }
大学教胖还差不多 1 Z+ H0 E- a$ n  b1 i, s% D
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ o8 x$ N  h' J+ k% s/ z2 @紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / ]3 O, i/ p2 O' d8 G
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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6 g8 `1 I/ A+ I! Z哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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