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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) T/ `" B. q; a. |
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb4 d/ F  K: y: S/ d3 g
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 B) e; p1 n- G2 [* X6 xthe newfie would like to play a fun game. # y4 a" u9 n; }4 Y. n. i
  
; l6 e/ L& w  ^6 z( m The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so8 [& X7 X" p! \8 T
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" u2 U# Q9 J$ f1 R& n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" S9 {1 e1 p: c" ~8 b! Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* y; L* A! J) B, V0 Q9 F- t8 Cyou pay me only $5. ; V, U. Z4 Q# a. }" _

( Q: D( M* L* ^) H2 ~9 y' \ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I/ }; T3 }) Z$ j3 s6 T
will pay you $500. 3 [3 v/ o" m8 I* b9 o. N

* l# ^' Q+ w7 V) q6 T This catches the newfie's attention and to keep. u* P: i: L5 N% i+ O3 @
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 i* V2 K: v! M# |! Y: |
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's; \( E& C* \' ^  ?  x$ D- ~; N
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his6 O5 w% R  y7 P- W& N0 e( ?
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the5 C. A, Z: G. a! }9 _" s9 M
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with# u4 L# ^! L% s+ P
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 l& y" q$ K! T5 N+ k; w# `9 [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all( N, M( ~$ V- B# {  w% l+ U
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" K5 ?# X/ d9 k& H( h) |0 [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ l* j6 v2 M8 ]8 T& }( Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and% i7 q- M3 y2 T: U' p
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 \* m# {( \6 Y: A0 m9 o
back to sleep. - s+ d# W7 n& A+ p% J$ r) W
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% h% X2 b5 S& l- x: H0 nwakes the newfie up and asks, / N! u) X2 c) j- e! s

( j5 b% n' h: ?' {: M& J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and* [8 h/ g, r4 m; \8 e- B% a! V
comes down with four?' 7 {3 P9 r" k# J4 f1 ]2 d
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!) G; M( {" f% m6 q# w9 I

1 a3 a0 L, a. w* r5 ?Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& T* W% A- m3 w! H
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ l, j, ^+ p% d6 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason & ?* E. n7 [$ O3 h- Z
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* C1 d( s( W) L) G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( ]  T' @7 [3 u; [/ h) F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 H0 m0 d, b# k# X" A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 1 Y- F; Q& }* v
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 h: ?# @* e; _2 ?. R4 |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  n" G2 b' i, s" S4 e; u6 |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ' r) Q) J0 u0 G$ F( L* ?0 b, P
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three: e' S4 v+ m! b7 J: I
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 a% M: {" k8 B: u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 L2 _" M: z3 @# k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& s8 `& i! {; }8 n; ]3 m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 8 e  }8 @. X( x* C2 P6 u
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# o6 A. L6 N1 {* slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb' @2 t3 |/ H+ t
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# }- `$ [; r% d+ O' ^" ?/ ]
the newfie would l ...
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8 V* ]8 |- i; V' I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- C7 t* l8 V, u5 `, n( O“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 b3 n+ u* u9 R) f1 M  a
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 D8 C' L2 L6 I% P
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- Y/ j0 S9 G! f- [$ L/ u0 o7 }8 ]真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表   p9 t4 q# E& H: y$ D/ [7 J: ]/ x1 |6 K
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
/ L* o* i6 e2 t% m“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 f# D( r6 T- z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

! w! y" d4 D! n真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; S) i- N- @! r3 H/ N2 J8 r
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' f; N3 L& d& B0 f( B

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全盘接受一下。

9 P1 `' b! i$ |1 N2 [4 ]$ r" a! s; J真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 o8 }( k" X' H' w6 ?; W( F真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 K  H  K! @# P$ g  o$ t+ V别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 H+ L9 A& a# ]
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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9 ]6 O: ]; B/ u6 L大学教胖还差不多 0 J. J' R* M4 o$ V0 i( L
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 e- `& ]) r9 @紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: O  u# |" s/ C4 h) _1 R$ c* [说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! L) D3 M0 u, ]9 ^; h/ ?
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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