Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 @# t9 Z+ A& s. V0 k- ]0 Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& U' l9 U4 J% _( l9 I: S% r1 V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: q1 i, a& J4 p9 S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, r& l( m$ \; Z# D0 L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! W& v& |* L& C$ U8 f0 t6 ] will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

4 p3 @- f" p& X. z% RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* @. E4 A5 h: E; Othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& g$ F+ @6 j3 M7 Z, ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! @" |3 q: j  }' S% O2 [* Tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: R5 h& S2 b# @$ G/ ~# m4 ilawyer.
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; V) |5 l+ ]" P/ Q8 a, g0 `. W1 YNow, it's the newfie's turn.

: C" L7 ?9 F4 S) R# e# y4 IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. G/ f. K. P+ h& Q$ E. a/ u: Cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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* k2 L2 s/ b+ C9 ?. [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; U& G( x$ g. dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 l+ O( \* W; ~/ {back to sleep.
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" O8 b; `/ z# `# y% e7 J, c2 B' E* EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  W! H& |7 n" `1 K& icomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ v2 P8 f; h% Land goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" F; L- n# h+ A+ D4 E# Y. M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* v* Z7 E& Y# R& V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; N' m: I0 R  t1 o8 l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! ^- Z5 H- P3 x  m' r; `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* P; U4 `! V" Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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+ J6 W) l: A( z- O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 G" j* ?7 {5 P! C3 W: ^3 B* J" z  K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ }2 s% [9 [% Q+ w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- U7 r! g, u5 {( |& R% F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' ?8 ^. \" L6 ~$ c6 m( k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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! B! g( R0 n7 L* C9 i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- s' C1 v9 g+ j* f+ L0 {) S  {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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6 p* B3 a- s( y2 @2 ~' J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ D1 J9 v- k: R4 |8 X多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& z4 E& y3 D+ N; `) X% Q- A/ U  Q% }真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

( J0 Z2 b) }/ r. P0 c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 {5 A& F1 o9 S# |# z/ |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢