Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- {9 _" a8 }3 Q4 e1 U8 `6 Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
/ R) P/ S; R( e2 d' q! c The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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( o6 t% c$ `# z: ?7 R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

2 d- Y- @8 ~# X0 A& \/ q$ ?4 i This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" k+ x! R7 F' h. U; g* J+ i$ ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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* D' u2 \$ ?1 c/ C& D/ d9 }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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+ |, n7 q4 b" b) C* j* TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

: b/ M* M/ }. X0 V; xNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 u" _) O( p( l( w7 zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 |: W% q3 ?  @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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* B& B  c, D3 U$ OThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ H( Z+ L4 t# }+ A! g1 P- Zwakes the newfie up and asks,

& d0 y5 x0 n1 L% {1 L, [& g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% K- A& f5 r, t( e1 w+ t5 t% ~comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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0 s* a, o! ^/ i( u, @Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 v' a# x4 ]7 M) z6 U7 u7 T+ Z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ B, ~9 p" u( K# S0 S# r( I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ R# B2 A, k5 }>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; d0 j6 q" f' i4 f. |>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& E  B7 h% `. x: Y7 w* g1 B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 N& s. p: T( {; |" I  h1 a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

1 K: N  d7 J% j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( w) P+ q$ r4 v1 V) b% |+ e>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 I- K7 X( {7 D4 ]5 \7 m8 X1 B2 QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ W. b, Q4 o/ Y, K. v+ Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 I: ]) R: m- z- c! b7 B- cthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, P# F. S- c6 J2 G7 {4 z8 M9 V) R6 S“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



! D. p% r9 _8 D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- @/ @: K7 X& d4 c8 t- A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 ]0 a1 U/ q+ `真聪明，偶像啊

5 F  H. T; ^7 N* N# q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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+ t7 v$ S: Q! @( y# t- o别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 A! n+ ~' T- R) p3 B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 l! n  I' s4 y1 g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 M* i$ x0 i* _" l1 g多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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9 u5 T$ _- X: w$ {+ c! z) ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 K; o3 m! G7 Y她是大学教瘦？
! v" o8 H6 q) O) u大学教胖还差不多
8 I6 G, B3 w* W& E* p& u: L# p她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( r, K8 i" Z" I  |6 `! ^# `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& \0 L7 [# d% L4 f7 z) \# x6 |6 I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢