Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ [- Y) S# N1 [1 {7 }& a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( @8 H, n; A7 T1 P+ A% y7 } will pay you $500.

" ]  r+ Q+ v0 K: l This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; f6 `2 @9 E8 C& u5 a# C' Wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

1 q6 @' h& l% B+ p1 g7 q$ j- gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& R: ]8 `- q9 W0 ~2 `( dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 N; `  z! M  x2 I1 zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

6 g. |( F5 H9 v3 l7 LHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 H" p) ?. C/ K6 e- ?# x1 Bthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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% n* W' X) o- c. Z7 b/ W0 TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& P9 z. `# c4 f$ I! Z" Mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: I8 O" V0 e$ _. t" N9 O6 O/ jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  d5 u4 m$ ^5 q  @8 O% T. S6 k0 eback to sleep.
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3 q4 W0 n* E  ]: t- yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 s4 j+ {! {1 h+ {comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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2 q& \3 i% B2 U, d! ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 L9 u3 V( B, p4 R& j1 }6 S  ^6 }>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ x# U$ Q" ^# Q; S7 `7 f: E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 x& W2 F$ ^. h5 x9 {, Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ F  c* ?# D/ x2 ?: u$ i>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ [/ k+ s$ R! b0 T& Z8 W  E>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* @2 ^- h/ H4 }. y5 O3 k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' v9 j- `( t) U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 ?+ H; S8 d# ?2 T& J$ F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; K* q$ U, x# |1 {* c5 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' ~( t5 A$ G" k" |  z; sthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: O: e8 |+ K2 M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% i3 L$ K& ~4 [6 M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 _. N" s6 e# b. G/ h. U  B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 Q$ h8 p1 Q! B9 p1 V1 W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# P! r  @2 @& E+ j" @( S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* c7 @, J6 t5 J  `真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* o0 m. }7 K# R全盘接受一下。

2 m$ h; s/ ]+ ]) E! ?2 \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

9 Y9 T4 m, L4 b) M! J! M别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



5 d$ _" V! Q3 p" M* C别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 `6 F- p* y4 M5 i) [3 _; y: f你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 B; L" f, Y+ N5 h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 y- m* t8 x6 [1 m" ^0 N真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' ^; `8 R2 v# h& q8 r1 m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 z$ U6 P3 B. q7 h( E! r说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢