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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* D9 A- |3 q  d& Z- a& S* C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 n2 X5 s, m( Y1 ?- p6 f' E
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 x0 ^* {5 {% y: N# e3 G
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 Q6 x3 `& B4 d* W) z# X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so2 a5 _( l' Q) A) u
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 L, G- N% G9 M# L& ]1 i
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ y* j' ~' h$ qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 }: @8 y( M2 Y  M# qyou pay me only $5.
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. K3 D* `5 V8 y/ }  k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's  `% m1 g8 Y- Q0 M% j0 u9 w
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 j) }8 p( J2 k% k) K, {8 ~The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  r2 Y. v, K8 e' o5 q. }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the. R7 U" n6 q! X3 M
lawyer. / w5 t1 g& `& D% |1 O2 M

% k1 j. J+ N5 ?" l3 T* UNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 A% ]' t1 N' [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with% l3 ]8 z5 k2 n2 e) z" e5 W
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour# z" _8 D8 ]! e8 N  I2 H
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 G# d5 B% H# \; Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 U  J9 e+ O- o( N% ], uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. X7 |/ b5 k; @* P2 @1 k  E" \* F2 H
comes down with four?'
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4 f2 C1 ?/ z0 w  q6 N3 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5; G# n1 e9 ?- y
and goes back to sleep.8 ^, _4 U/ Q7 i

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 l& H5 I: v9 V+ a( G8 s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two " h/ p4 X  T, k0 J
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason / p$ G/ c7 E3 [! B" X& B
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the # @9 n' T/ H( E) [9 G
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ; a  |( S- p" b6 y
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct9 `/ D! p# a) t& C

! Y  @: ^. n; r* Y* A) E3 }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 A$ o3 P+ S5 x0 n- M$ K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a * b+ h1 y4 z, G- U
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  P. a; p/ ^! ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 I7 v% \5 m7 N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  ]; o) E' i3 F" ?>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's & N/ T* v2 B0 f) o- F$ [0 h
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, o' [# F" o8 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! `6 F1 Y. D  `9 K% ]3 a) CA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: }& u  r0 U% c! e; U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb5 C% {% _7 \* d4 k' l
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 A( Y5 c+ l( {; _. T  O
the newfie would l ...

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& g0 v# i+ I% z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:7 Z8 G- c7 |. i# X5 z0 V+ R
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 B& }* C* D, ~/ h. A/ W3 y6 @" s9 I好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) B0 _; _' W. X! Z# R2 T, D" W+ S
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 O' L, j% o7 O, L7 g3 u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:7 H! \+ l6 w# I! ~& K8 Y
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( n# }7 c: m7 r+ ?- _% F好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

" E" a# R: `& K0 `% I' K8 u. |真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; ~0 U% o' _/ U% m1 X' o6 ?. j

- [$ d4 P9 t: X0 {真聪明,偶像啊

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8 L6 W7 ^- K( y0 p* ]全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & j" ^& x/ u/ K; g

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全盘接受一下。

# _& d7 g4 q- q, L; Z真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 S& I- o7 f! q7 b, [) a4 \真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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4 B+ l8 N  V. G6 W% m别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 6 C0 ]3 q% O* h2 X3 k: ?

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! Q' T: M# n& h3 Z6 i你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  G1 t- K. n: h% W' l, c) V加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / Y- M8 j; k! m6 N3 T2 X% k
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 : E4 i6 W: {8 Z( w) L

& h( w4 B* U- ~$ }7 z大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多
" D; [! F; O. E& I6 C5 m% x她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 k& Q2 q# J# @5 L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. E% B% b! e% R1 W1 O紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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( R: w  ]1 t, e6 u/ d1 Y哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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