Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 }" R  y# Q( e. {) h  l6 w$ lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 Y0 Q' y/ g/ ]% k7 i  m/ A he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' Y3 l3 p2 \' b* I; O( H6 Q# w lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 z" ^9 D. B' F* Z  gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 s  W& J! X' j( Q- Iyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& U! v* {6 w, y) p will pay you $500.

. Q. r7 j3 `2 L, D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 u' h6 b* K  S1 `  tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 |3 [  o+ n1 O! B& t! \' V9 d& @9 kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

& y$ K( a) e8 `( i. v) cThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 v8 T% i5 ^$ G- H$ ^) ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 @3 Z* B4 l+ M. p) o1 mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& W- q6 `7 D5 ~" i6 T' Iback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# v( a9 T! k1 F# Twakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

. y, {! Q, F' Q" }8 gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
( \+ n( f2 u* b1 I6 P6 l' yand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

7 f3 q8 g$ C. i* D$ t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" I( V( }# P  H6 O>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 P# d$ J% x/ F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; C' K% a# V6 v& n* @" X0 ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( K, J5 O$ R& d) @4 i9 E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& O+ y. d- L+ s4 G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 `9 U& Z" r/ {" J, v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( f2 p3 ^; t0 S0 x, ^: |6 T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 ?7 j+ n- c& y# M  oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' x8 [% y1 N; ^. q1 e5 t. u$ Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: Y8 m- }* X% j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- z# O: n# g+ K, ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



- K5 j- ?' C' d0 C  A+ _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 G5 y( i) j7 T8 }  O  [0 e$ z. H1 p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- b* o, }- j! `0 p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- K# N, y# J' x& G真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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- D& H( G  ]2 J3 j, ]( }0 K) M全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" y5 m3 ]) m2 U2 l( Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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7 s1 g7 a5 e* [* }% l, |7 h别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 k8 n8 {4 g' }真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 r/ b: C- w% s* r# a: O. {& s她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) s8 S1 Y+ ?9 {% n  G  [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' o3 q+ B. ?# u- t说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ Y1 A4 @7 ~' I# f) j8 h$ H0 ^1 l哈哈，你们在这开小会呢