Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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9 ?4 p* ^7 ?" p6 s( H$ m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; T4 R# K& U: N( @8 R1 Z% s will pay you $500.

7 F4 ~+ ^+ H1 c2 i: ?. M3 d+ S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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: H% }9 }. L! OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) q4 `' W2 }" iThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 J" C. }+ y/ z' Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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9 v  n0 _- H2 ~5 D1 s" pNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ f, P2 R2 w5 A; g8 R0 rthree legs, and comes down with four?'

& b: D4 T# [6 NThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) l. f% E2 J: \3 }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  r4 V4 h5 p" l, A+ Sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 d- L$ V$ P) _6 U: vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; L# t' F- N4 O' ^) Whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  Q7 B+ a' v# }8 ~wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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* l% s* V& h/ @5 z1 q7 GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; F5 I: |# u  ?# C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# ]- v: V/ ?, f) f* e>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( j/ n4 r# d0 `+ _* h" {/ {; C' [+ z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) o6 a# H$ v, |1 P>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, E7 x/ f* Z. C6 B6 I/ U' I" Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 ]# j! }9 a! z2 `" p8 Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ N$ y% _1 H4 p$ V) R+ m; B: B* B- pthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- e! y4 Y5 }. f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% W6 \4 u9 R+ q" Y  o; e- T& P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! A5 U, f5 L) @: x# {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ t( L% T$ |4 q7 t& B8 O$ o: g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 [6 U' |; E2 [+ [5 F- e7 J* G真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 j# X  l7 g2 _& q! L1 z& A真聪明，偶像啊

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2 _. a/ Z5 s. O4 v5 l) \全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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8 k' M9 @; P4 s  b- ^- `全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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- \" @1 v; q' @9 L% j别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 s0 ~" d, I5 @; M  `" m* `真博学，偶像啊。

- n: f* S/ w( `! @, |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; E7 y: L1 i, ~7 |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& B, ~2 L1 E  J' B) |3 q大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' t4 l6 C  W) ?2 f5 Y' u( ?' j4 m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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