Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 {4 K& ^  ]/ s) ]! R6 F0 J; Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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% l1 r- r0 Y) {9 B  Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ W# J* P9 K# }+ c, ` he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  p: r( l/ z) s8 {4 d2 task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 h" B* m: `. ~' e' k4 D9 K4 \you pay me only $5.
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' t( B/ k6 o  r8 \/ R4 w6 H( h* b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 g1 R+ Q; z) ]# Q5 J/ c+ z8 WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# v, z* T" @; N4 vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 O- B- A6 V. j7 PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- G9 b6 _1 ^/ h* B; \: o# m/ vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

  J' K& {/ t8 |$ l. P( ^# vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 H: d# b1 t5 D* E2 h3 f$ zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 h; ]3 r" ?, nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. X, U3 q1 F3 o9 Z9 B! i- ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# T. n* S4 K3 G, t. q  y" xback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 `( V/ P1 c' k( K: c% W1 |wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, f; Q; ]9 \& y* O8 T% e  K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% D. S, v7 R3 i0 m+ K+ Y" fcomes down with four?'
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8 |. [% u- {, q) c- j* @3 AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. U5 G5 Q# m4 j/ ]and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

. Z) T' m# I! w2 I: U* WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 c5 y: ^1 k9 z3 c( s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! u/ Z+ w. w- Z3 y% K; s1 P>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: {3 h! x& y0 G! X8 }>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. w) ~+ w2 h- x1 K: m) H>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ N% Z/ v' V) N8 d: L6 d9 |1 x$ g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% e" ?' a' T( Y. _, m. slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& @6 D. X& b- Y2 z: B  z( D1 |( H6 R5 t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 b% V, G. U1 @, U6 c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ X" O+ U' |. U7 @# j! x! c# J真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

+ s& _& h% f' P: a全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

5 X- L5 Z5 o. T/ E7 E9 e, O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 ]' a) F% p5 _2 {' q6 I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# h3 q5 u; `  i# j0 w别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



4 ]' [8 Y0 a" F: z2 _6 e0 Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ ~) F8 `7 m. n$ R/ Z( I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 w& H' n3 A6 Z- D真博学，偶像啊。

9 L' A* w, p& ?+ u- \" k3 E) e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
( Y! K( l$ Y  h大学教胖还差不多
- n& ^4 P8 `% v/ k* b) Y* g她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) _: T; I0 F* @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢