Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! J/ c: \, F0 Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 d% f7 S7 O0 l4 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ ], n, M$ H  w4 h+ q( L* Jyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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2 G% r# M; o  G5 l' }& y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 f3 x! q5 ]4 L: n" r. Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; I" K- U& z1 I5 y) C% o! qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

/ k, m7 R; d( s# S- F, JNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( X+ Q0 j& u8 o/ Y" S5 rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 t4 J+ ?; j4 M$ T6 Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. ], E# k: |' G8 X% Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

7 @2 {% u, O8 Y2 JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

7 m: P0 \8 g8 x4 X, O6 EThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

0 v* I4 _* h% I& kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 H! ?0 g* q( ?( M+ b" R>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  h# \" t8 z% s( c/ Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: A4 }5 s- n: T! h2 ]" x. ]" ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 c- P  H1 s7 Z3 M" @+ ^; K! V>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 s7 X8 @1 b3 h. s* e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ P" k, P/ Z( ~  X' H# r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" ?- d- h& _/ `2 a4 Q2 F' w9 \  W>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

  }9 K! I% C# B, l$ w6 X4 e3 W>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 O+ j! q' o5 ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* r/ p8 T+ }5 ?9 A4 R7 P0 w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- N9 V# \" e! P" Q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( V3 a2 j  h9 _2 Y5 wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ [1 E2 P( q9 _3 h/ z- Ethe newfie would l ...

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8 M$ N, M% j  d' t( ^7 i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 s2 O, S0 ^) _/ M  P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 @. d! a4 X( w/ J( R/ @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ D% X- V% Z+ I1 Y. m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 ?+ i, u( R9 S! Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 w0 G0 s' w* }: v: Y真聪明，偶像啊

% _- N; _' w2 ?9 {  Z0 u( V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 e! W2 F# ^. g全盘接受一下。

* n3 t0 t( C4 ]" P8 |) r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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" x+ b* T- S- |1 G, L别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) j: ~/ L1 O6 ]9 o7 i. w% k. B. d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 O% ]( u1 T, ?" s真博学，偶像啊。

& G; F. ?. s9 S( @0 h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& ^) G4 v# w$ e3 u7 [$ b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 |' k8 X& _$ Q" s7 ]* O她是大学教瘦？
) U4 [$ }' e% k, R大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. x4 E' }( [! `- _% _5 B说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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, Y" _2 S# l% f+ }2 \. y! N哈哈，你们在这开小会呢