Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; a+ l0 o. u1 m4 K" ]
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb+ e- ?+ V$ |; _) _
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) g( Y/ p& `! w; S0 E4 p* Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 m! S2 q, U/ H3 ^% { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# H/ }) d, m! u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 c; S+ m' F6 @9 [7 S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,. x3 Q; ?/ F& a2 a5 \, v
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  p( I% Z" b( m$ ~- Lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. : `- b. @# @& f4 S/ [/ y  e. s0 e0 ~
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's. ]! J& S& j) P& V
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' , F, w2 K( _; R+ t

* N  ]& @$ F% V8 O% G  n8 wThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 R1 M, _. g  d* P4 cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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( p! v( S+ v, v& r% M. \- nNow, it's the newfie's turn." \7 F$ P- R0 s! U

( Q" x- [8 ^% k! B. Z0 \1 P5 N2 lHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with4 _% D$ o3 T/ N/ K, \7 s
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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) F( ^; d1 t3 ]1 z1 y# j8 cThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all+ s0 C* u! K3 b2 Y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 O0 n. H5 Y6 |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 t1 e% G# F7 H0 I/ Q6 kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ a8 c0 _3 X" b' I# X! Yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 }, s8 D8 q  |! [back to sleep.
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8 P1 V3 X4 Q6 f% _/ `$ Z9 AThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He6 K5 g( b2 V) E) g
wakes the newfie up and asks, - Q" r/ x2 T3 G7 ~  {
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and+ ^8 }; `7 g& M5 X, ^
comes down with four?' % {! B2 f4 v, v- k, x6 [( s/ [

3 Y# l& F8 O, q4 OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 i% H$ U5 p4 Zand goes back to sleep.2 B& q) l$ i( }  y; l) X) G% @/ V: F
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 7 B7 Z( Q: H6 z$ h! h$ w
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 }8 X; \2 c* f0 q0 Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 p8 e2 v; W# ]& S6 `0 v0 {* U
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ \- G. a& j, _, O- ?+ `
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 z; H, }: t2 c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 8 B1 h1 u4 M% ~

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：  K- }) u7 U6 }6 ]) [9 j, C
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，$ w( G$ r" E  H4 k5 {. |
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 A1 C y' s$ X* }6 J1 F真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' z) @2 a+ V, h; @* {
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/ V4 n$ ]2 x# E7 X- K+ o- @全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# Y3 u7 V1 j- |! y) _# _+ F* F/ c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 o- t; D: _% e; N) N
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ; a( ]1 j2 _) f1 v
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 k. L( ?5 G9 ~
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" C. M7 F9 |; a4 g j$ D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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