Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! ~, ]- j7 k: v! U' e8 Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ A6 Y: d+ f' fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; T# b3 O: X% Q2 N, K The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 ?! }8 q6 v9 L5 a/ B5 w3 d& w lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ q. w9 M; \( S9 K2 M+ o% o8 l  b$ Wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* Y9 y, X% _+ H3 G. S$ c- Xyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& W8 u( J+ E8 K9 T( {  L- E+ C! Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

: u+ Y5 h, [% K9 v( CNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

* r$ a0 x3 w6 n+ c, n! \3 VThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" O' a% j) ~9 ~  P) y* B0 zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 m2 y* h) ~3 X. ]# |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; r2 j* I! u  D9 m0 L, f" Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& x  R+ q( p- s0 z8 z* rwakes the newfie up and asks,

3 z/ `" [% m9 ?1 T- c# g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" t3 H& E: m; {' A$ {6 _- i! J+ [comes down with four?'
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6 Q" l* z9 ~" ]The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 J1 n+ R2 ^: P! J: m: Zand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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" X- q! H7 J7 l) mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; ~2 j6 X2 I8 G; x* n" X- `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* \2 P' ]& Z! |5 T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# V, i) j3 e7 B2 `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ |/ z& m9 k' n" H4 V* m: v7 s% j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# Y* b' P6 }, Q  h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' U6 B6 D* G# K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% n+ K6 A2 M/ x2 M7 c  h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, m3 M4 p+ r* E1 N/ ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 u. Z5 O6 @2 e) U% {5 Q0 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ f  A- G6 g& d" y! Rthe newfie would l ...

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0 T  Y) [- l4 ]! ?* {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 ]2 \  u; R# I5 t" f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 ?4 J3 J& e3 g. z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ _! L2 p) Z% j3 ^$ O/ P6 A. T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! K  H! l, X4 W. s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" |" C& g( x$ R7 l真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 q2 R2 H3 w, K  I4 s真聪明，偶像啊

. T; t6 z% Y/ f) B+ S0 k2 R全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ H1 `2 R+ v5 `: l! f全盘接受一下。

/ u, h- Q! m$ C) L2 l5 Z" j7 ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ z# |. O7 Y5 k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 R2 y4 c) S3 a. Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 y4 `2 B% k5 e' W, Q* H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

. \2 J' O; X9 U. N' V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 r* X, Z0 N7 g1 a她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- n2 h$ q1 t- t& ^1 n: Y6 I+ B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢