Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' q% h- q8 y+ r5 Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% l/ c% V- U) g4 k9 L$ X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 k: j. S1 d! I- y  dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ n0 j+ Q0 Y0 o* F1 U# Dyou pay me only $5.

7 M* j* ?6 S' N: y  |0 S2 v3 ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; j- R2 q8 N( D+ @( q# x; q  L" j: r will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' e7 ]. f4 n: Y, \% ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; ^4 G* F$ x) T- H7 G" lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# i$ q% F' U5 v: x  r. Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 v9 C5 \& `5 ~0 K5 F; k9 G" ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! E  [' P/ j) V8 u% A# d$ ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 d0 m& [; |2 W3 Z5 o1 Wlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 }8 x1 ]8 k) Y! N  m$ o' _three legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ s5 v; A% Y7 G" i7 `0 I! O1 _6 `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 C% c3 y4 b# z) O3 x: Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- w1 V. m0 X% v  O# r9 w* ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ P+ h& [9 m4 Z! {. Ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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  r: U5 C# q% N0 M2 h4 x1 `The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  E7 D5 B0 G) A) u2 F- t5 Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# M1 A' r( a4 c; ucomes down with four?'

) c+ _1 s1 S5 L* t- X, wThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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  O% i4 p% u, |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 r# `4 Z! t+ v  M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- x5 J9 x, G# D% ~6 c/ ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* H/ \0 o- f4 `6 o! v! P+ d% a>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 N+ B  t5 L/ s; O5 G5 K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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5 I. O1 V" i8 ?/ {  _>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' X  Y+ J4 @8 N  m8 K>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; Z4 G" j, E2 G0 FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 r4 s  p- Q- Q/ j* S2 X5 ^1 x2 G1 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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6 ~8 ~" c& ?, @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% A3 b4 L0 F- g. y+ O8 N* x/ X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% W% @# G( {# v) i' U* y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 w' q) |+ d- [7 Z+ C2 `真聪明，偶像啊

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4 f3 T  O8 l: q! b( l全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 c* a2 [2 x. V$ o) v, X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

9 [, F4 P" D! K7 A别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; A6 q: ?& L/ h6 c别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* W# C0 y5 f1 z4 ?多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ C. H7 e6 `9 q) a7 J' u3 Q真博学，偶像啊。

2 d; r1 i! q4 \0 d' j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! ~4 M) p/ C% ?5 G0 w8 Y7 f) N) K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  O9 |( m) b# l* P* M9 M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' f: M+ W% |) N* g7 U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( `: F) E$ {7 V# D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢