Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( c4 B% M2 p" I. wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( ]8 Y' g( U5 V* D% |7 Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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$ {) i- X1 k# j You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& Y4 |1 t% }6 C4 S6 X4 ~ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- s, F1 Y4 e: D& ~1 ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

7 i; W, ?7 c4 [( kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) z! `  G# m6 n; |The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 _  k5 E3 r7 Y, O! `5 Npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 u$ A' w4 s4 b& l- Rlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 L5 H# l8 ~3 |; U4 o5 {of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# J+ ~2 k! x+ k) p. Ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 z" G- M$ D6 Y/ ^# d- C* v; iback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

' e2 e) ]- H) h  }! W0 m" NThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, E' C. B2 n7 n; [8 Z- t4 Land goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 A: R) w, Y9 s! n+ S4 F+ ?>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' s7 }/ B  Z* Z1 b* s5 A7 b>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 P  S+ s/ D# r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

3 B* q2 _  x' K  ?4 Y$ e9 y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: }8 W4 F' J9 [3 o" g9 D>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- f! R$ }1 {6 z3 C& x/ R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 d$ E8 H8 E) V6 kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 s* J. E4 o* S+ H- g/ Ithe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ ~! Z# r% t  Q/ J6 M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! j* m% z$ g1 s: T- D) i8 v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: `. p) [* P' L% B/ v" Q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 e+ c, k  ^+ I; @, }- T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* \4 S4 i& v8 E2 j真聪明，偶像啊

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  E" f8 o/ z6 H全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, {0 p* r, z3 T3 r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. O6 N6 w! ~% Q7 F7 O别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 ]+ X  l( @) I/ M; H  q1 c: k你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 y5 W9 j- _) V# z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; r/ _, {, K% V2 J真博学，偶像啊。

! W6 {0 v+ m5 O5 _6 {- h: o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ \# B+ s6 Z/ i1 e0 G- \" V/ k6 A/ s她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' Y; V1 Q8 T, n; R& m' u3 v& e+ z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 Y9 ^) F$ o9 m0 S6 u% @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢