Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 G: D$ H5 N6 X' v3 x3 `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb/ x4 M7 Y3 {! H
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! y9 p0 p  @6 K" U, y& ]7 N
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 L& X7 J# x0 B; @/ f; H, h

: e/ a6 V8 x5 d/ Y; n5 r8 V# u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so3 J* D1 u/ t6 v  g$ a
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ k3 X1 x/ }- ]0 ?4 n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I. _  h! t9 l4 \
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,* p( M. Q! m  s; V% ]: K) E  J
you pay me only $5.
% Z) t' A* e8 O8 n5 w3 e
0 C8 ]$ M, k, _2 h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 c, u& m2 T. L- k: Q& }: Q, D
will pay you $500.
) E$ R/ d9 h. { 9 O) M( o* c0 S0 [" W; }
This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ G) g2 Z1 n) P8 X4 q# A) Bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. " C5 }% E- H6 C0 f

; n' r( V5 u4 G: T' u2 K% uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's: o2 X6 T. m* Y; A
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
2 M/ T+ b! o8 N3 g5 }9 M1 e- `: u8 [
The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& Y" g4 x$ t) E* _1 z1 Ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 L( K- B( V3 |lawyer.
0 g8 R6 ~# p% N
5 z# @5 ^2 C) Z$ ^2 Q' M9 ]2 WNow, it's the newfie's turn.; q5 t+ H; A7 T" E% u, r) a
/ N3 [( N% f3 i1 n% C/ B5 Q
He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with6 o* |, L2 u  M+ O
three legs, and comes down with four?'
  r( q6 U6 Y1 s+ [3 S
' o6 i% u9 f3 F- Y3 IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all$ _" V" w0 p- s7 X
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  B% Q* s% o% g. r; ?" Vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; }, k) A' W  X' uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 e. s: c$ r4 d
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 N4 B; j9 @8 W  f
back to sleep. ( N* C% m% B+ N) V, o! t. H1 T% e$ O
: S$ `, a+ F% Y/ [
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ S: t: [0 }, W' r
wakes the newfie up and asks, 0 Q1 w: T, J* p5 k0 e

# k! u0 b# |4 V0 Y  f  L- e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and8 z5 o0 o, ?( @( @. h  U0 K
comes down with four?' ' O( u0 q4 H( K2 a/ o, `

( S; c7 x. q+ m( y- Y4 MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ h$ \) n( h0 P* Hand goes back to sleep.& I* z* }6 ?( z8 c( s- E! I

, P# r  v0 v1 J% E3 T

billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491 · 发表于 2008-11-13 15:32

金山毒霸下载免费金山毒霸 wps办公软件杀毒软件金山毒霸下载~!！!~!!~

老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ a2 \: v0 V3 \5 Y: n/ |1 ~- oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ q! s5 ~, [" Z) b2 u2 @ Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ ?& s2 {% j/ K& l
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ M6 x! l1 _0 ~; N) a3 k2 \the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 b+ m! L3 n- H! E& ^5 G, w9 ~
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 7 C( l& `3 _& a4 P. p/ a2 i2 o' S" q
$ Z% t, r; B6 s. E) _

( q$ X% j1 d8 t# P9 ]( G1 C
9 T) G2 b' \; a9 I1 u3 T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：8 r0 L% Z( N' l% o! w
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 o U; {/ u& O- n- H7 K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 a5 W+ _. W& e3 u8 U' L6 c/ \* c! U
" h. O; N0 x0 i: c9 A8 x+ L8 Z
真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
: a) r8 ]9 y% J+ p4 L$ L2 k4 `! V V
/ ^5 a% E* i3 l3 ]1 _* w5 l% v7 H
全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
/ X" z, E% @$ d! |, @6 {8 Y1 F$ u& H/ A
真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
7 R7 E& q: X9 j1 g2 P: y& A T3 {& d9 @) ^: h% f# ~& r4 x' d$ Z, d4 n
3 S1 A4 c5 @9 I2 [+ x+ z
* ^, X1 u; M8 I4 Q/ `
别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 ]2 O C! F0 a
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & \5 F' F2 @+ U1 g3 F8 V
2 C! B. s4 B }) q. n2 c) @+ F
真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . Z" y- B4 Y3 H: ~
3 R/ X& l! v X) X9 @ K' {
大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " A8 E3 f2 k- { g
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ s; A& U/ Q' m$ S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

账号		自动登录	找回密码
密码			注册

Newfie Joke

Penis Study

灌水，灌水咯