Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. r: Z, o2 n" @3 d8 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; I3 z! P% |" K% |. S7 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# M- R. |& {( |4 i8 L' {) j: Z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( b& p% e4 o% L& x' s' B3 ]ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  j" U) G2 j4 }9 n: Hyou pay me only $5.

' p0 s5 Y3 j$ o7 m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- p8 k3 V! t, K/ M3 f+ t; p  n will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, L9 \0 ]' E+ Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ B0 u/ C4 r" v1 U! fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 g& Q' |- r& TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& @$ C0 n5 ^9 y, C) epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 B6 s# K0 }* r9 e! l1 qlawyer.

6 n0 z& x4 M2 HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 n+ p6 d- B, W3 j5 v; u( zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: I. K+ T- `4 c. Z4 m  nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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' @% s# K; B0 v5 j, ]( C/ SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% U9 f$ v4 q4 u$ l7 q, Ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

8 _8 c, P7 ?& R. {: o- UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ f. Q8 P9 \  q! `/ J/ Twakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- j& Z2 B" f: \. }- acomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 s# y' l% M5 ]; ^>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 }1 Y' H) x% U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- Z9 s5 c# a6 r) Z! K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! K, ~) ^5 O6 D. n5 |# C  `/ U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ ]$ N- e1 h" K8 Y- e>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 q7 j  Z* i! Z/ q! c0 e>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, p7 A* g! `0 S! `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ Y6 S! O; k: Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  s7 ^- P+ l5 p1 V' V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( e0 R: T9 T0 Z2 R0 }* }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# x7 }3 z- b8 [# L6 G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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& L! C0 H' N8 H! [  D( e, b全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

& l# |; ]: H) O9 m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  Y5 G! k  Z) o9 F你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; B8 G# R3 p3 U2 g% G+ d5 k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 E( |4 Q, E& c" X% t真博学，偶像啊。

4 v2 e" z9 R6 M: h- E" l5 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
5 F3 ?: ?$ L+ p$ C大学教胖还差不多
! F9 V& @0 G! K/ R" w% W3 \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 T- ~0 s4 ^9 o/ N( L, X) I1 X; h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* c; D$ Y5 h9 H4 G  v3 e  r( b' W! b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& `4 I4 K7 _. H- _2 t3 A: p哈哈，你们在这开小会呢