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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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8 A- |0 R, w/ Q: q: |3 o! F! }0 Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& Y- H: o- U3 j/ A) h6 \/ o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: J1 q# \( \- q1 [  p: P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  Z, M& {. j# G5 W8 Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* o2 y3 n, L$ P! }. d( n7 {you pay me only $5.
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' h* p& v* C. v& h8 M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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' ]* p7 y6 W# G% W This catches the newfie's attention and to keep: y" ]0 j1 i2 }% Y- ]4 `; G' W8 _
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 8 e' ?7 c8 ^" f

& J2 _6 g1 |  |$ \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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& M- B) E9 ^* |* K8 MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his8 L9 K9 |5 j0 c* Z" ~+ P3 |
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the. [2 G+ {8 i/ X7 l" |5 Z% [
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 M, c5 }% N3 |9 R! k+ J" e/ NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- B4 U# B% v8 i, T* M
three legs, and comes down with four?' 4 ]: m0 |: H8 z0 ~% a
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all8 ~- H8 p" F0 \% |/ X0 f2 H
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and% O3 I! e$ [4 Z, W2 w( W  j
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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- `6 t2 t' j3 m$ q9 |; z) a- C'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- f0 H- I7 f7 _
comes down with four?'
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( R$ J# ^- v2 d9 F/ RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5& D. ~0 y- K& z$ l9 }
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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  _. O3 a9 t+ Y/ Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two $ O5 F: V$ W# G; f9 `
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. K! o7 {! H# `- U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the : x! y& C/ j- r- ~" E3 _9 }
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! K' t. ]" t* \- x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct- D$ X! J" C% \  I& u
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 \3 D- _# g# ~% t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 0 t5 o3 V7 j( V2 C6 {9 E, k' B
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 D8 [# c* c" ^1 h' ]$ G, U( P% w; [2 M
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ; B8 P3 J, ~! W6 ?7 ~. I+ v
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 V& r; z; j& R# d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the , Z: a; [. i4 Z" s* _) N
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ T. J' d/ V0 @  g- o/ h- B0 F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ) U( ?8 I$ k1 ~; p
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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# h! H; k$ Q, K: f4 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
$ u" Y3 E) t2 \9 J$ P1 Q3 J“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,7 J$ L/ d. k( E! K4 S; m! M9 a6 ]
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 Z% s' y  H& L( h$ H9 f' e$ t4 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 9 m' S+ `" O6 u- M2 W2 O

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 Z% g5 x$ g% f' t" n$ p1 ?真聪明,偶像啊
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0 i5 \; a  ?! w5 v- C8 Y* J全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 + y+ X) I3 y4 X  z; F; n/ K

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全盘接受一下。

- C6 ^: I; f7 M2 U$ _3 k& Q) k真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 A# |- s, U+ e& l2 V( R真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. \* T0 D8 u) L你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 d- ?9 }4 q7 c, h8 r) s2 b加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- c, r0 `' E/ R& ~3 T* |. B0 n多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 O5 U5 ^. ?. p0 t8 G
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多
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理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 L, M+ r  h9 M1 A( Z" E紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 N& i$ F: T% a紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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