Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ G8 u5 p5 u7 D  h  p lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 F9 I( {6 c6 Myou pay me only $5.

  \! T8 L* r. A4 ~9 ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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1 B" n+ m2 d. i. L7 A' O' | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& d2 s; J6 p2 M5 f& o. xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' j5 S) Y! D# L7 rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 B0 H1 v3 t. ~! plawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* ^& K, }& ^$ I% x6 L) p/ `three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, f5 d1 q% O$ w! t5 ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 i# G: r) i! ?8 Bback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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2 O# J3 H& v4 G: NThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

( k* M% Z/ F# cLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

* r2 w! l& b" S$ F5 t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 J! }# v! L+ U  Z5 C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 y: l" M( K0 Z% \# I9 N>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 k7 `, g$ ]% f0 v( O3 p; k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

5 n- d! I3 w; w>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# w2 g% ^/ S4 ~1 G* V, P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- T2 {0 v8 ~+ _4 F+ U  y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 S& x0 I2 m# d, c' b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 K- f, d: K% q: u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; p9 w9 o8 L; {, U) q3 B>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) K1 }2 R! m8 Q, i8 z% mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 z+ m$ ?: O! Ithe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  e% s) m) E  R! a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 n2 b% v5 t9 _2 f4 H- R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( P2 k( m5 y9 I/ \' ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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: l: l  r" C  t$ f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: K9 R) Q4 }' b0 V% A# v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! z0 ~0 J4 h/ R1 b2 L真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 A1 o2 q) y  N真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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  g( F) v6 [' l$ [, h+ G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



$ t8 c' J, T5 O" e4 g, j* d/ e别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ q: c; L/ P2 i* z4 |1 Z$ \你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# y$ p( J! n0 y0 G" _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" c0 T- N& G# m! p6 y: h( e4 N, L4 u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! q" R; B# _6 c2 E( s她是大学教瘦？
$ h. A; V4 i' K) f: x大学教胖还差不多
8 _: @9 A$ O0 B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 _* o) V3 o2 O+ O$ f2 ~3 U1 O+ \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢