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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. @/ s5 m3 j  _6 c
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  I  t+ K3 ~' ]% i. P9 K. b1 A) V
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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9 B7 s5 z5 m- O8 C. o/ |& y: f9 e1 S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 Y: H" W/ C. gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, B. _1 R& \. Qyou pay me only $5. 9 V: \& w+ F4 B( c" B$ l0 t* k
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep7 j6 N5 d. _% e5 z) G2 J$ [
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. " u4 W$ _/ r5 v! A
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's0 B% Q- C6 c5 A5 c7 P# _
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 E6 ~' A& o  u4 r4 I1 n' p$ X- Q
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) n' W2 T. L1 ^, p  v& c
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.0 s- x5 b' y0 @/ b( M" P
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! K" F4 j9 S. A7 m/ Qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( h7 w0 P+ W2 i; othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 Z. O/ M2 [, }! g! aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 h5 }4 }( N) E7 N1 C$ i% vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ y; P6 A  j) f( N. u2 I# h
back to sleep.
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2 s' [9 Z  Z+ R, S+ @& p3 B  PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& C* r, ~' r" t
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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2 T1 ^5 ^2 c' y& Q# JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* y7 Y, ^" Y2 C2 N+ b, Z# t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ Q! f1 C/ O2 ?7 R. g>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 e2 ^- _+ C; o, G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* S: F3 l8 X/ o* G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct2 `& m! H3 o3 E

' ^% X' d7 W! q. P( Y' d( c. e. o>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research * ^8 h. o4 I) }6 r
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 2 ^' r/ C/ d1 k# G: m  r  u' ~
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 ]! h( P( Q& O: @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; p+ t) m, e7 q0 G' _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three' B3 {& o% X! b1 P: P% g& {

! G- s$ U) E% s) s! |>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 l% V1 H# m$ c5 a/ S( z0 m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the + U9 ?& `( X$ }) r. ?- _! L* {
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
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long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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9 @1 \+ d5 g& U) ~* O3 a. W  }* Cthe newfie would l ...

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0 d4 {8 N; E$ Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 w* d1 k5 R, G  y: f# s$ U1 V
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,* a2 r$ f) ]' p+ ^
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , R* s1 g/ c. O
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ E8 s& G" y. b# `1 d7 d
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* S7 @4 L  U6 u9 F好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

. t5 P' C- h0 e5 \1 q: ^; O! E: H, h真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( d% W, R; N2 [. S9 B3 `真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 : c4 u+ H/ ?. h8 K: B
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全盘接受一下。

$ [' ]  J  p; S% v7 n真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) S8 j" N0 W  Q# P5 _别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 D" y9 g- v+ U( p  y" w  d
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 o& G4 N/ m" Q+ _  ^1 X8 F' p
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?0 G' R6 G  N  Z" E4 T4 [$ c
大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ r# r9 G' N( U/ L  _紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 K2 V4 i2 K# H0 W. m, O8 p说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: [' j9 w7 f  l4 G! N" _紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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