Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 T9 ?) B( ]  ]$ v! i; bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 x# n0 j9 P* V* Y9 c2 e' I; n) z7 W4 `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 R2 \' d* \! b The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 u# s! Y! u' K. _4 z7 Q4 ?+ {2 v$ @# K7 ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, j* {3 X/ e0 J& u; o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" c, _8 }+ }8 C! a2 Q5 \, M7 L9 {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 t& y& C/ T; j1 j/ y- E. C9 gyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ {6 T* m1 j6 ^( U& q3 V* x will pay you $500.

. l! r1 G- N6 D7 i+ i! _$ O- t This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

: P) Y" x2 ~$ yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# ~3 Q( b- e; |- ?' u. |the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 E- t1 L, A4 ~/ c3 J2 }  `5 i! ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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/ T  o+ F/ x3 b$ A8 |9 h' fNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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! X& i& n  Z! S/ N8 ], eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 G: C9 o' v% Uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 S; v- i. z8 x1 b5 x; L' Y4 g- Xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ [6 _+ g& ?3 }2 @0 b) ?3 z; W- hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 o9 l& v( U( W5 m6 n0 j) Ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 g2 U4 J% \8 V/ _# ^% wwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 N% \' \$ L* u  s3 h0 K8 @& ]comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 h7 ^/ g: F$ o5 i* A" V+ nand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ `' i7 k0 v! P+ o! c>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

1 I) x1 t: |4 V" H: D4 t>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 Q9 F( i! R: @( f>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 }1 ]! h( j2 V& }1 @  b% J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 n- p& v  s' y% j9 s, G0 U; }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* M9 Z9 {, _. x3 w$ g# h" H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. P! |6 p/ _# _" P2 P/ ^# h6 nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 j8 Y, x' C. Y1 l0 D% S' g0 R. h6 E! Vthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 a1 u# _/ v- {' N' F$ M7 m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  a2 z. `9 r" q1 S& F  G& d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 R8 g9 C2 P" \( j+ u真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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. T% z$ N& H3 U" }% \: B$ r全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. G" l6 u- i' h( v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! c" A. y: p: ]) l5 K别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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  [- r7 j$ ~+ y" j( U2 b; K你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 w* P  w' i* Y1 u4 ~* @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 i" x7 N2 D2 X3 O* i1 |" ^1 G多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

/ d/ p7 `/ G9 Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ m2 ^- [# f$ g7 d& H# s( @& l2 T' e) P她是大学教瘦？
- a6 C, J6 A7 t1 d: P# Y+ y大学教胖还差不多
4 K8 u0 b3 B. U7 c8 U( M她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 R8 C2 e8 j( ]+ Q, A0 M& C哈哈，你们在这开小会呢