Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, F( J* y' D" Z4 {2 g, d' ^
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! p5 \7 n; @7 `3 G* Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 t: Z: k" U! R; f  L3 Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game. 2 R* h  T! A- w7 e( {2 H

2 A' G' k. A( x$ s) @- i3 o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so4 \# d/ A, I- ?4 m  j$ y
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The7 o) g/ ]. N4 k. }0 m
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" o9 r( t5 p  L4 l, gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer," \" k! J% Y/ d- u  {; V
you pay me only $5.
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* R3 ~. y7 j# j5 x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I! T" P3 _" r2 @$ |2 Q; \
will pay you $500. * N# C" J& Y2 s

5 }! Q/ ]7 A) z* M# ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- l9 Y; K; V' [2 u! {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 9 L- w; n; I; G9 e& m' w! H

3 b2 k, X, r, p2 D! J9 e. @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. Y, Y$ e5 A' d1 ^- Y3 dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ) l8 U+ }- ~5 |8 S
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( Q" `2 p  Y6 k0 t% \# Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.7 ?1 G( j+ }+ @1 {
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- @' z* D1 I( t2 U) x/ U6 j8 n
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' B. y& @3 e0 P3 [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: B% p3 G2 K' a" Z( H5 Xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 p+ r0 V! K3 l% F7 `+ W2 y) Uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ r. Q2 X+ \. q
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and+ ]( e1 ]- g3 X8 d* K, `
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right3 P- u* m* q  b
back to sleep. 1 c. |( o2 e& O
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 D. c; H5 s+ i: V) m) V
wakes the newfie up and asks, / `1 A$ a7 |7 K" b) p+ Y: ~
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 K- M$ a0 W, wcomes down with four?' 9 i) A- ]$ e' k
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 $ P* D) m4 U5 c; ]
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
}! J9 l0 m7 p% Z1 }9 \% l3 _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
I/ ~5 i, A% Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 C5 I+ E3 V6 n/ N; A7 p# f# X
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( f, I, @/ {( _8 N3 }% P, G
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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) `) {! i4 A; E d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：$ K2 [$ z5 ~( |, ]0 i, B
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ U$ B& X% I! T7 S. U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . y9 q7 z/ ]1 U3 t' f4 F+ b, o5 {- j3 a
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 [. Q# h# p& ? ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ! C3 y, I: I4 }6 j5 a% j/ o" ^

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) A `4 C: G! K2 o9 _4 P& U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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l( O1 d+ k6 T3 G; e7 C* w4 V8 F真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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- e7 ^: G1 q' w( c5 C1 J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 }+ ]) k) I/ H5 ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ u9 o: B. f: s/ m' C, t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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