Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 ]6 }, g, Z# V% _; V  t( Z9 {- p4 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* q% I8 r. x4 L9 C: d" O# W* p+ {+ `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
  a  u0 r1 o+ _; ~0 C The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* t7 G9 b. c7 H6 i" w1 ` he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) a, {* Z. j6 L- mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

% s+ n, C$ Y, N6 |- n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# C- D5 w! O# m6 S; u, sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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! e0 {" J+ J" d$ _8 _5 RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 U, {/ n; [" \8 H# o6 j: Rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 ~+ V; K6 b+ J: S# w7 o/ ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ n/ ~# s' \+ c+ Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 p' y" N& y3 y$ J- g/ u6 H1 \lawyer.
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' m' ]. R8 A9 W+ @+ F' {Now, it's the newfie's turn.

2 h  l$ v7 W1 S' S* C# f. QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

  L8 V+ Q1 s+ L- [& XThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* v! n8 ]* N: g" O1 G0 Q+ Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 |$ q1 c7 n% ^, L4 }, Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& g4 X6 w: M7 [7 Z( bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 ^1 k; `" K- D8 {: t1 {3 H8 Vcomes down with four?'

7 P" }$ n1 U1 T- i' EThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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. ~7 d: j; _* c8 YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- p6 o! s7 V  ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 r0 h& J% a; a" F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" i- L# Q7 v3 T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ Y  L. Q+ U5 T9 p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 i7 e; \$ l& h3 z# w. ~, U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, w2 y+ j1 U, e* U; DA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ w/ c2 F  R) q% E9 C# c/ s/ L  Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ U8 f+ R# `2 c1 l  `! X3 B/ r$ Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% D7 ^% e1 r% i: ^9 D; e* x真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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$ W+ _2 O( x$ t  l. b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 `; f- [# i& q2 r1 Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

3 s8 _3 H" H+ Y% k' c2 l全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


9 ~) o# H. q' ~, f% }全盘接受一下。

4 m! m+ T+ y3 j  I/ @# v: O2 v- [& F/ W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; \, S) Z- Q/ o' p2 H* M# A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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- d  e2 ^8 k/ k别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- ~2 e2 U: S3 F1 Y真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& J' P6 y& a1 o: J5 o9 \她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
4 O. C5 t* v0 O# F  G* _她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ _. u, G% s% i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& U) \4 s* x: w! M% @; s" T1 W说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& B( o; _# ^. ]+ T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 ]3 g1 Z, O( P: C" S" q0 d2 e* |哈哈，你们在这开小会呢