Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: d( k7 U' Z* n7 C. d1 ]2 s" M& glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& p8 c% A/ w# Q0 G# z% k: `+ sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ o  J' d* r1 k6 j. K+ `% ?) R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 j" B( r5 |4 V6 ^2 y( ^5 Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" W! Y  e) h. G: I! b% m5 q8 r. H6 Pyou pay me only $5.
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% h- t: Y' P4 U$ l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

! {' R  B2 J. C9 a  B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* y6 `) w8 p" `$ Q+ @4 |& O4 D! Ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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. H* T% I# c3 C/ c! ?4 M1 H' hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ M; ^( e1 K3 O* t, K8 _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

, p' |" J& R' g7 h1 {1 X& xNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

' B8 r; |9 |5 x5 R3 {- rThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 F% I! ]; B* A" f3 \references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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. H" }* A- A( ?& A' J+ EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

+ y6 P  G$ @# O8 @6 l4 g0 y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

9 ~- z8 l0 ^. ?1 ^7 C- c. ?( l- r6 }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* @4 n' A9 }! g# L, ~# `, q" f; D6 N- n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 L  z) r8 u* y  r: F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ X$ T: o! E- }# i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  ~3 B6 d. i" Y: X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# r0 N  @4 j, ^$ ?; E1 o% q6 ~+ XA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! Z  z& A( ?" r9 z+ Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 V2 b' e: p6 Dthe newfie would l ...

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# t5 Z$ d: V8 I& X' S! g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. Q# @/ I* m3 h! }9 N# O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 }& M% l+ j5 m1 R9 m/ a5 V" B+ ]: A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) p$ F  b- D6 G; m6 D真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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5 I3 f; Q: |7 R4 [6 X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( g, F) b* I5 y  ?8 ~' ^3 @+ q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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) o& ~% _! x9 |7 p. @) w3 C7 s全盘接受一下。

0 e" X, M' a0 ~* e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( b4 p6 [( K4 b, X2 n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

. ~' y8 ^. }% ?" o& D别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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* _$ \5 \2 }9 a别把我往坏路上领啊。

# Z  |$ S9 p2 Y5 E% m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# ^8 k! u, i6 G7 X" _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 A6 q9 L, I/ ^8 Y5 D$ E4 o多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

9 e" j6 Q+ ^8 {0 t# W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 B* M+ n; l+ l9 |# C4 U8 R她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  t( Q, c3 l2 d3 }: {8 `. `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 `. `; g' ^. ~- T9 H7 y% c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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% h9 M8 t+ L& R' v9 k6 j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢