Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! v/ n1 C+ W" kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 M% S! a" n2 Pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. s% d6 D- U! U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 K% q( \) i* v0 z8 l( n5 c8 Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! A2 o$ g3 [7 d6 f; k' Dyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

; U9 \" a+ i- V. B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 g- [0 J+ a. c& ~0 V1 x  v+ U/ gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' C: ^  P% C  |. e8 I$ _) Othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  }8 X/ J) s, I8 A1 l' p* RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 v% `2 x; E, K/ Q) b2 A# fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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, E0 k- @' H$ v7 |- x; HThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 M8 B: q5 Z$ o) J" G# m2 Jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, G" y- w1 Z/ T7 Z4 o3 g/ hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 W0 i1 c, V& a. gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ X% E1 \& q$ k2 E. \: scomes down with four?'

/ P9 |. \: E( J; ?% u2 X9 h1 X8 eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) c" U4 }& |4 @) O9 b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" v/ {: a; l* g) i( h$ s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( p) S2 v- d. n8 ~/ o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 D, O# h: ]9 B1 G; W/ z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: N: A" ?6 n- j* K3 u) y! l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 t" l/ U; F- v" g0 d! h! }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( X  @9 `8 w0 P: Y4 m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  F% }- B. ?, B( Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' G) Z7 n; A6 a/ Q" f  Ithe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 Z, ]; G6 Y/ t# X+ o2 }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



* @9 @  V; N& W2 ?0 a7 D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( @" \% T) o* h) ?) r* C5 Y* m; a: T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; E5 ^& Z  P1 e- l! V真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 F$ q1 ^* i9 e; Z1 p真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& h7 c2 J4 \% M- x3 E全盘接受一下。

8 l5 `: g, S; V7 @6 {4 E2 `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

; S% W' l- y# i1 Y7 j7 s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- Y2 E; v9 c9 W& t  n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' ^! N6 P$ m8 ~6 n6 _8 G4 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( n, M8 q8 l# t真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 G. c1 y! y; `4 {8 Y9 E2 {* Q, l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' v, E! f/ l# Q0 V1 ]. [她是大学教瘦？
7 i. k- s2 V; `1 y大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( u: j$ B# _4 o' H4 W7 n# W7 q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* a" J( j, a5 g/ F: y, b8 y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢