Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& g* ^; |% k2 z" W$ N8 {/ G) xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 d7 T( W1 D! W3 i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) P  e  G2 S' I3 h+ L, K- W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 z1 i) @* A: c+ i/ Nyou pay me only $5.
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% s0 l8 S1 N5 n$ z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. }4 r- J& u9 b! t1 K) e$ a( [9 S7 G will pay you $500.
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; a' r, }# i9 m' e5 J% Kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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( s- e: a4 e* M" M) cThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 t1 d1 N4 V% opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

3 _2 T5 L6 l. j. l2 X3 MNow, it's the newfie's turn.

% j: y, b9 W! J1 b( J6 N* N- D% FHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 Z2 ~, v9 [$ ]) C0 A& pthree legs, and comes down with four?'

8 s: @0 R2 X3 U0 Q, D5 PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, l0 B+ f& h7 P' o, K) G$ wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 f- I5 U0 g2 t7 y# Dback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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# V' O" b+ J7 r'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

* T1 N) ?3 Q$ n: S/ KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, N. M9 o- m. u; q: g9 r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. X6 D# q# e( b/ X$ H: s>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! b- ]- t. c( R4 @6 W7 x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' ?* h: ~7 \8 v- h7 I>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 d8 w8 b" \& e& m- A6 w>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% S' V0 d  L4 pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: T+ A( b$ [3 ]! _2 M( c( Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ s; I  a* u6 ^7 L6 Lthe newfie would l ...

* U% d; y2 ?1 l. N! n) O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* h. J/ w0 W/ O5 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 r/ C" B, z3 U3 `% b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' N7 n' d- h" ~3 W( Q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) F( W0 w, z. }- l. c# s真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


( X( p) q" P$ d7 {, [全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 [+ j6 V; I, Z7 |( R& p$ g" }* |真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. s/ U/ `; _0 P别把我往坏路上领啊。

- g: y! J1 K9 ], L3 O你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& B. @  `" |- N( v& l( s+ Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# a0 a6 \. D4 I# J多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' p( e1 B0 h  y  _" E7 z真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 l( N3 C' ]" u* K7 Y% I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" u' e0 b( `; j. M她是大学教瘦？
: `$ d# b( E2 W8 j# ]/ Q6 q大学教胖还差不多
6 l" r( m3 A3 h她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% Q# a. `- g2 c3 e5 y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢