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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 R6 C! n3 m! s0 t8 b$ F; {* W0 m
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 m5 A8 l3 V; }. jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  E' |. ~5 F% c6 T- G( _3 Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ' H6 j1 s' ]- ]/ e4 p0 a3 O6 v
  
( {6 E* v1 L3 Z& [: x) m The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ f8 R( d1 a/ J7 l0 i% m, u
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The7 N4 O; \! n% g& z1 O
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I: k; T* q+ g* J4 F( {
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I& o" G0 t  W9 B: I7 s
will pay you $500. 1 p/ Q, X3 U$ O$ n
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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; i- H8 u9 w$ H1 ^The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' f0 O# k7 c7 s" r4 Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% O5 Q8 g/ B9 \! |He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ P$ k& A: l) [2 F( Q( F& H' Mthree legs, and comes down with four?' : ^* @+ s' L0 q( `4 `

  P' g2 D+ u. `+ D) @8 e8 fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 {& o- M' {" S- y8 A( i5 vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 W5 }4 y0 n' \6 D  z# Fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He" T, O) G& l, ~( l/ b
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and1 ]$ G, h% S$ K) h" l6 _9 `+ z
comes down with four?'   F# y( H4 j$ |2 t$ D3 @$ h  s

  T  Z1 ]) L6 }3 A, a8 w- iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!1 W* s- B5 T+ Y% o" x
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two % }5 L$ d. B; Z# U4 B5 t, j: |
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # U  P  P1 x  |8 D- N
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the : o  |7 o& l  n
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, $ A8 u( }0 ]& w: k3 H5 u+ R/ n
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct: q) f" ]  _" ?$ R0 h$ m1 X, A

0 h1 S% f& t' C8 P5 |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ Z5 P2 h: V; q6 M( z% G1 e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. |8 L8 ^- B" d) }. a+ r' ~* S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* E8 M  V# x5 x* a' _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& w. |7 e7 d5 y" o* \2 N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three$ Z* w1 _" `  q( Y
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ I, h! S- i( Z! c% @>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, [% ^* q. R8 e- F9 A& b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand % k1 {! p. \7 @! E
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 4 [( O2 y. D, \3 o$ n4 v
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; ^1 ]& H5 ]% W& s" v# q! A
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; \, I6 V- x" S- _" Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 Y2 a) ]9 V: d+ Y
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ r& F9 p1 [& c8 h1 A“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,/ ?- T6 X1 F* W
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 v& b8 k( Z! U2 L3 y% {
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : l" T4 C+ I3 N2 P) U$ Y7 O

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 r& H) I' H4 ?& E! H6 d1 D
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# f+ J( ^0 W( z' Q6 K: L好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, t% a6 }2 h8 D  H1 u+ v! F  j真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 1 W& ^& I: z$ r9 E3 ]3 k  k
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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# f+ o5 c$ ?/ a& }; Y' l' l别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 1 O" l" v3 |4 {4 f5 Z7 F* Q1 m
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& D# Z8 a3 @$ `" E7 u1 |别把我往坏路上领啊。

% d/ K. b$ z% m5 N' B7 F% g你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' z+ X; J  R6 C- e2 q2 M5 O
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* _, R, k1 Q" ^5 k; Q8 _0 C多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

* U- U- l& S) b3 U大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 # A/ l/ b' Q) `3 K5 M

$ t5 y, C- s+ ~* R" T大学教授哦,能不剥削?

3 ~$ R' |8 S& x  ?: Z) u/ p她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. l, E) `3 \+ }1 ^# X. ^, _$ ~3 }7 d紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 y& {1 G3 \, y/ \  R& D' ^, _4 C说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 [6 _, @2 J& g9 ~7 H/ G
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ _  ~+ D5 O( q哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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