Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 u3 Y. ?( p0 Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. \8 @. g& f6 d( M he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( C8 s" ?; J6 m. F& Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" Q1 Y$ y0 U3 K$ r3 Hyou pay me only $5.

2 b, y1 E8 }0 x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

3 D: X$ x+ H2 H8 Q( w1 x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 z5 M6 C% L0 wThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 T- e5 b1 f0 Z2 `5 B: Cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 |1 i( p7 m& Hlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 G( E3 w2 x3 _2 s4 Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 F- f% O7 U: H5 Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 _. V8 x' W3 g1 yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: ^) D, i5 z0 F1 n5 w& t5 s. thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( v- {3 ^; w* G+ n$ [back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

/ k$ f2 g) J' d6 U' F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: A, Y. T: d; W( }5 T' C$ U' ?comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 R1 `+ w7 v2 K& ]9 C5 E" ]! ~- ?>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* G# Z# E2 P9 Z- ^4 L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ I/ Y. l  Z4 a# f! G9 f$ u>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

. l. ?' Y$ S4 g0 c' `2 w5 q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% b5 `1 Y6 @4 p$ l7 [>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 c0 n9 Q5 O# v5 f: b>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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6 M* m# H& f+ J% D4 V, L>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 G0 B7 U  A/ S9 B9 ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 W9 v" m8 z: G0 w& @' T* WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* t3 i9 z- T# N4 z* A7 O7 i. _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; R% P. T. `, D3 V7 Ythe newfie would l ...

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8 r( F" d% D1 p3 F* ~7 X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' m& {, ]# l0 t. d5 q# v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  \/ [9 c& F1 H2 y; Q3 J5 @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* z: [3 K3 K+ C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" ?1 {7 b( k/ ^2 m6 f真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 f( V8 h+ G& ]* M& Z5 ]) o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 j/ G* a1 B. @: F5 l. D真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

. K. I2 l) A' A9 ~1 S6 O7 m6 I4 y# M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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: I: k/ r$ f2 a+ A6 M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 \4 W2 B) u' a8 R+ v, k) r真博学，偶像啊。

' X3 g4 N7 K0 x/ `& k; A$ p% q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
3 \! L6 q7 Z, _* d- ]8 `她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; k: L) n# _, q- P( c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 s$ O( [3 A& U5 s: W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢