Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, U& Z* j. A) E% h5 j1 f/ tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 E8 N! C" a3 `5 t& E( _1 M: F+ tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ T* S0 n3 n+ |8 o6 ~- o! Z" M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 P  k- b7 d$ L- k* f8 ~, e% vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ ?2 R: m4 D( i1 @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ Y& P& p! S/ C: Othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

: ~# ~; i; N5 u' y- [Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ t4 x9 P" @6 c- Z6 A9 v3 bthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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( n$ x' i5 h+ m9 I* ^: M3 ]! EThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) L$ O- l/ C. t6 _4 S0 o- j" K0 Nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

! ?+ n' @$ Y5 o. }- _8 G  FThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ p" ~' U8 A. L! K7 Zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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' f4 H1 m! q' l; ~8 v'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& q  U- m" G5 t9 ^comes down with four?'
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; }. X* x# t/ zThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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) l: x4 K$ M9 c- d9 E& I8 q8 YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" b8 k/ B% H& t3 y6 w* {9 t0 E3 y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# v1 @2 |! {1 U* f>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' E1 L- m# l+ |+ v>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( N, E4 S7 x8 v! K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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5 R3 @0 B9 e2 p% }" M1 d$ ~; A. l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# S. C# a! z" d4 \9 U$ D>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 p. r% K  Q& j# j! G* u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

% x6 G* b$ O( C# f. j( b6 D5 ~( {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* I! f/ B) j! g. m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& ?4 V$ ^0 o# j) ?$ R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

6 n# {# Z4 n* a7 i  k全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

' [5 G) L0 g+ b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 A0 Q+ c, I* i' h2 Q% T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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8 ~  {6 W& d  v8 G0 w6 ~! i; X9 r别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


  [- r6 V4 O. U2 W* \$ G$ `
5 O: U' d! S) r别把我往坏路上领啊。

: D* S' t- G0 o8 E6 q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ P' D' W+ M8 k* f8 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 y  P7 Y# l3 M/ z8 O9 X+ Y3 M- M多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

* }/ {5 m7 [* n0 K2 i大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 E5 ]. T6 ]1 o3 t( w9 ~$ K: s$ ~; F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢