Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- P  }( D3 w) w$ i( x) l* Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 i3 O! l/ t1 S5 R$ Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 u  S! X+ p0 J' T: u' {5 rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ i% m+ ^' s8 I/ }, {" X$ j will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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- v! R9 ^/ n5 D+ JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

% t4 q9 u: ?" _4 ^% j+ k; u% rNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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  x& k: k; B* FHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 D, |4 R4 C: L  T' Vthree legs, and comes down with four?'

5 r9 j& R/ N7 x# Z- y9 QThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! U; K& A  u( C& \' q& M' G5 Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ o2 D1 B2 _6 e6 `4 o9 Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, R; u( `4 A2 aback to sleep.

% V( R! O$ a* W% t/ sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 J) }( s$ k( p) e* \0 swakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# N5 t$ f4 M1 Z/ u3 y- F) e& Tcomes down with four?'

, h. T' H0 O) u" a% kThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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1 B; G+ H, w" u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: a( F: W# V3 d4 D0 H( o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ Z9 o" q$ Q  K! T7 Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ `; F3 o8 }; ]- h! l2 e>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; w; ]9 L' @3 P! q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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# v! q: F/ P* [3 K>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# C+ r7 z6 i2 }% P" x5 Z+ a- p9 z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! }( D" X: b( u1 F: i% k* Pthe newfie would l ...

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5 ?! D4 }' ?( p% l5 T8 s9 A! H) N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, J; a, ^8 R5 i( t4 V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! Z+ m, t2 f: t+ s6 ^+ I( Z3 n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 z& ^% x! P" X  O: h# X真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 n* O" b+ o9 _$ D- ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 }4 z2 c) h9 y! M8 ]6 f真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* T* }6 `( l" b+ n0 q& q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 ?8 F8 g$ V8 \$ M你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 \+ e6 f+ y% e$ H4 l7 i% [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( C  W* v  V' `) N多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' P8 ]$ A; X4 _' d8 k* M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ L0 K8 c5 F. @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, ~, x/ t0 s6 r- w0 l) ^她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 R, W! G. t% `3 q; d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 n& k$ `! p: h3 H哈哈，你们在这开小会呢