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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! q% [+ h* G0 _, D& Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 y: r; U* f" p, F7 e9 {% Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; g& _, v! g! n' e$ l
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* y% j6 A2 r) {7 d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; g! g: [, n; E8 J9 x' X
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 E! L% r. N6 {1 g/ |+ R
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I% M1 l7 w) e) U+ C5 J+ x! |
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 d6 t) b& x9 E9 x# A* e7 Ayou pay me only $5. 5 ~% j- S7 `! t$ f/ N$ {6 C4 @
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 L% y. B& u# X& X% Z
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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& \% V) {' P, J5 U" bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. ( {6 B5 K" p+ v; L9 z7 G
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 e( l- B. p4 w0 Q. T* e) RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  |" h# @) ^7 Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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  ^6 `# w7 T' P7 s# ~- F& O% a* G( AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 B6 \' L( _4 d3 W$ a: m4 T, S& h4 qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ }) e+ j5 m+ q9 X& M  ^7 Ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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$ `6 g' T# @6 \% a7 @' M2 U8 r& DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. d! o8 U$ x" d$ ?5 uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and8 x- A/ }2 T* m: d+ |
comes down with four?' 1 N3 e: r' [3 y1 i' N

+ o6 l( C# P& M. G* F" DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& \0 N  a9 q! d
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 2 q* B2 G; r# m, H" y, n, E
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason " T" {+ f5 \5 G  \. m# w: |' w
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ( [: a+ `1 u- E4 h. ]& c3 _
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) G1 O# I- t8 I$ u% r7 Z; x( ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 6 P4 E8 l. I: e+ E' ]8 o8 I" Y
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& s/ g, Z$ z. d6 q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 ]2 I* ]5 k- i4 i& g, {4 T0 F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 p5 u& G6 l5 X, }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  A) U" p/ a4 h- ^3 V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" a: k9 }4 U% t>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the - _( w( p. W& d
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 \2 l8 K6 w9 y6 g; P9 u/ s9 {>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # N6 ]1 W+ O* b% i3 g' b# H/ x2 A1 v
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" m) Z! ^7 E  ^0 A; Z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% s5 G3 u+ l5 `* G
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- ?7 C* _" g' q& c" y' h  N1 ?
the newfie would l ...

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3 H' I  O5 S, Y. t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:* t% [$ r0 q/ ?0 n
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,( H5 J8 n* F2 S0 ~. F# g# n8 k
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , ?% c( ~8 H8 b  Q$ P4 @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
. r" j3 L- x. u“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
; }  i- H4 A' Q+ V/ z; V好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % G+ s) t/ ~. K& \, }

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全盘接受一下。

1 s7 g1 l2 F4 b( G) E, b8 _真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 . e5 [' w' c4 Y' Y* S4 M, @" N) E

/ ?2 h( p0 b* [& }! F. }) l/ ~真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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- _$ r5 c3 C- m0 z% H别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 Q1 b. X+ p! k9 b别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 b/ N2 ?/ O0 Q( J你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % }: A! ~2 P% u
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , k& l7 [/ E6 b- n, d' e* N
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真博学,偶像啊。

; n" m1 K/ x! S大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( z- m: ~' u9 K& P, a! T; z. f
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
$ L* ~0 ?' L# ?: x大学教胖还差不多 ( m- L3 g- q0 L
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 c3 C9 h5 f7 k, `. C. d紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 U5 U" C  W; S1 h说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 `7 f- h& a- L2 a) O" S紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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