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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a  ], [1 I- T' I9 T" E
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( \/ h$ ^& P) \1 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if2 v1 L! J7 @9 l5 v6 j! {" R7 s1 h% W
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( Z3 D1 `6 n: Jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 {8 F, Y1 l9 M5 Y. {# @- ~$ Yyou pay me only $5. 9 z3 [8 ~3 l3 H; k9 C

1 |. v1 X' ?; O! p2 |3 z1 ?, e* g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 P; l1 k' ~3 N$ R5 Y
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep0 J* d7 M6 s8 N+ F# Q
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. : q4 T! c/ A, W# @
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his, O9 U" c- q; s" K$ B
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.; |) @( `0 ?. Y8 ?6 C

% ?5 z0 t; a* \. d! U  XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with  H/ ^1 B. ~- F+ K1 D1 F8 k  c
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' K" y# a' F1 j  CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and% a( g4 K+ l* d$ j; D! o
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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  c  L; ^7 ?6 M. f; i/ }2 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He, q# ]5 s2 i3 n. b
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and  E2 ^+ z$ ^, Y- b7 m- B8 V
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!& R. E+ I: M) e% ~& ?8 {! z& Y6 X3 W
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the# ?! y$ q" {+ C5 g" k1 G
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 4 N5 t+ }0 ~; u  _7 i8 S1 P
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- U5 z0 l$ F4 w) t7 W7 o4 C9 H1 [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the * K( K0 r5 D% A# O% T4 {
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, + T4 k5 d! |* J* m& P
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& s( p3 R, U* M  q# ~& D# b% i0 S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 m: F+ }. v2 ?- Y/ |>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( i- z! D0 T4 M/ m>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% ^7 _, f* z" V>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 6 }8 @* V9 {  g2 k( O
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ) b7 L( R$ ^3 w: ]+ m
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& _' @+ f4 j1 _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) F/ F4 |  [8 m  k/ \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- ?2 S- N- n% x' n6 S
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb3 @7 X* f5 a4 L2 Q$ g
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! M4 T* W% l" k9 j1 w
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
7 @; m0 m; d+ x- D5 d2 A2 \1 f“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ n) H4 U2 A' J2 o' T: Y5 c
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , v1 M1 U. n' _5 @. K1 v2 n- T
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:( c* d6 \" b( \9 H4 t4 @  `
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,4 t( o- _4 ^5 @  Z; e) r
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

2 M, `. f/ a& I真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) M2 k2 b& f( o, h& c$ ]6 l* l全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 Y* {0 o: q; M, |. [* Z

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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ( R2 N' q8 [9 b  e
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, K: S0 X: }* {/ u别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   ]7 O6 r" Y- q% m  C, G1 f# r4 {
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  Z- ?& O7 Z% r& h多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 A1 r# _$ W- [# }, |) x+ w

& |! b; Q& I! _! o$ A大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?; x% w$ F& b+ G: L, Z  H1 d
大学教胖还差不多 ; B0 L" R- K0 S* }/ H
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & |. r- I' H, h) O0 Q
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( A/ l* j" f" T$ Z, @说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. q' ^( y. ~: X3 S$ P5 G! M紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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