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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 k" i9 {' G2 F  m
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: \' Z* V9 C+ `) J) ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' V0 ^: C% N( z6 J6 Y3 D( Mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 _! X2 P4 k+ q" q! O+ ?# K he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# l7 d4 i/ M# ~+ K( z( g4 T6 O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. m- D/ v# \* ]9 G" ~$ fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- f8 j5 w: ~6 myou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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' J+ _5 I% N9 Q( z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's' Z+ k! o' r* r
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' * y  ?' {5 P! T8 c) R" i/ x  z
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his8 V0 @3 ]/ S4 ~6 }
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the0 Y" v" u) C% i, C$ V; x" e2 v3 J' P
lawyer.
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% r4 W+ q( h/ eNow, it's the newfie's turn.% W5 J4 P( N7 ~8 k+ L3 H
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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$ \: J$ W( C4 y! v3 |  C; gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all- y. i! P( Q; W0 i8 z, U$ k* T7 ^. \
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all  H! [; u8 ~& ~- r9 g) ~
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour! @1 }) E9 C5 w0 q) e+ F
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and. x0 I5 H- Q" W0 _
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ x$ Y' y" a* y7 ^( ~
back to sleep.
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. N# k$ w3 `4 {, p9 fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% m0 g! d( G0 |; Bwakes the newfie up and asks,
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7 l7 S! i6 q9 A8 e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& z( E, W( D0 R" ^# e7 E  Dcomes down with four?'
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2 H  L; F+ B; ^6 F" u" p' V7 w/ ^The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the1 z% V  i6 X( h2 @% A9 u

" _# |8 H- `2 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 \" U9 U2 I1 e7 B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 a% O8 y4 I! X* d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ I% w) t' D+ h" n0 ]" B% g>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* E6 M% x6 E- a" N6 W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 A! \4 _& O( Y# X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 9 }: h! c$ N0 W% p: g6 z6 K4 z
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( k' U0 m: ]% K: l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ r5 [& y: z! C" w7 p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ! J6 {  ]! L( w$ v
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  V: b0 j7 q; P! ]4 X9 o& ]$ [2 ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 6 u" x: ~/ g/ o, R3 ^, P$ D
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 . t$ E# m$ `& j  X' k9 h& Z
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! ]+ L3 |8 g8 U. T/ e6 ]' vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 d( o. w' Z% P$ S* |/ e
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 o7 I# X- W8 \& n, gthe newfie would l ...

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3 \; G! A. h3 }, h2 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
/ t; A1 N0 u2 z( p, i- N5 _- ]“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 U" H, L5 a8 g& k1 j' J" ?
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) y4 g4 q: \* p: P加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) h. K2 a. t3 Y. t1 {/ k真博学,偶像啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ( K8 z  p1 c) D% d6 \

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- y# y* v  {& X8 }/ ?9 A% a7 {* [
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
) v+ _2 e9 c% H3 m好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 _0 U4 B4 p: r$ n2 H* z3 J
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & A' Z( n2 S( t* G; g2 R+ ~; X& k
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全盘接受一下。

5 z+ v% \2 \% @- h真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 6 K- {, O3 ]$ V( A& t9 M5 d, {

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 n/ X- w0 t: b, Y3 Y你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 }9 d- B6 M* X' V" r
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ p) B0 q0 S! z5 P# C5 a5 R
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
' u, x6 @7 C. u* T- {$ E大学教胖还差不多
- f* \8 O$ A9 V+ B- m  [& h她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - e- j; S6 ?6 @; L" o
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 E5 P. Z/ i+ Y说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 d4 {2 N4 G! Y: P# _' Z4 I紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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7 J- v7 B! H! O0 ~' A- r哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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