Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ X- x! j, H- `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' ~1 S% v8 C1 u2 o, l; @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ F! }$ j* X4 R# T8 u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 ?) u7 w1 E0 l1 F& } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* X& D! s( p1 O/ I3 Zyou pay me only $5.

: F; E  L, D. \  p& i2 q: ~, b9 ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 q2 x! }. i/ k" ]& w# o- I; R will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 s7 T: W# R* ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 z. \1 I. l3 j2 c; \/ V, qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

* }. [$ i6 r, R" G; c7 r! Z7 {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 {- J2 I4 ]$ j5 A6 c- B2 Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 t3 E7 m4 b6 F# r* ~% Cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  [+ i8 G; k3 R  j- Zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

  r' ?% U; z7 B" m& }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% j( g$ b1 m0 l! x( cwakes the newfie up and asks,

3 E3 C5 }6 _. [+ k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) b- I' R! v7 j" C; F9 Lcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ C  Y& E' J/ m% a0 k0 v# x4 k' oand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

1 u5 c  i- j0 T4 I6 hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, ?( ^. P; I+ g+ m! J! h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

# M$ T( y" O7 z9 h# M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ A! _; D; m+ B- X  V" b>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 K4 t4 L" K( p& O. A9 @( L$ G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 @; c- [8 S# j1 M' l5 z1 g3 G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 E& t7 r/ x7 c3 j& C, clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ @* O% Q# r- F* L$ K3 Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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; B# V, x0 \, P1 N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 W# {& u4 R+ `  \/ V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 S& U$ U: ~. D$ S3 r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 S5 H9 ]3 n# V: n2 F0 g$ V& H  j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ }. n; Q" e& }: d$ W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 u8 Q* T8 N7 F真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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' \4 j/ o( D. ~1 y' y1 }全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

0 k0 I+ L. g9 k7 J4 N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 V  c7 P8 k) w' N4 z# m7 A, `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 a; j# p% n% f2 j  B! ~% S多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! F! C% N) c; g真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 ~3 m' O# s: L: k8 t0 y大学教胖还差不多
$ ]* l' D' m3 O+ |! W" {0 B# v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" T6 i9 Y8 Q. j3 N2 Q- ?/ z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& Y' r, k# |  T9 ~0 C# C7 R! z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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