Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. ]1 K8 \) z1 J' T, O! }8 K: z  l: q% cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 x. g- D# h) c6 l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 J) }- j0 \/ X) [ will pay you $500.
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, i6 p1 t2 \7 V1 a0 }1 T This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ O! {9 U+ H  m) w3 a3 J$ D  Xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

) A! a% w% m( q* z+ [& HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: I! u$ v- z$ q% W( lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( |- C3 s3 }, b6 @( Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 ^' J  W9 w, p7 t3 Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 ?4 G1 b/ ^0 {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" g5 O% Y% e( f( f+ b2 Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! E5 E# c, Y" j7 ^! t- C6 \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 w" ^8 R4 }) d6 ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 F$ H! C2 X/ f* ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. M) |, s8 l+ a4 aback to sleep.

5 P- S# R' p$ Q/ }9 {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 n- v9 s) G) h& x9 Q* \& xwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

8 b  k5 ]( R' n) Y2 r" }/ [2 \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

% I9 ^2 S) i7 Q) p0 P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ b  F# Y( q) F% f& w# Z5 a5 \4 Y% a2 E>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 p* e$ x! s4 y1 i$ ~; ^: R/ ?>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" X9 S- ?: ]* Q0 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 Q- r) T% N' l" p  T0 Y/ }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 s+ m% m5 K# U; U' p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 K1 L9 B; A, }) t! S+ e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 u$ V/ y% ^, W* L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

7 U. w& D* h3 a7 v/ m  b8 |>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 d) A* ]2 M  R' ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& N0 i, Y: Z- X/ J- J: \the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ P* w: U/ w: }: t* B# y, x真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 A- E0 `$ C+ M: a- ~. m: [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ [( i/ A3 m/ d$ S# z* z, A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 D, H& q! C+ M3 x真聪明，偶像啊

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& J7 D2 }1 \8 \" ]- I全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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) Y* h9 T% q6 N& _) }9 O" o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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: s2 M+ H6 o* G4 n$ r  D别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ N4 R* V; V1 t% r7 [$ C! ^! D$ q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 R) D4 l# o9 U/ X& l多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
+ @$ G' p- s# s, o4 U; B8 H2 n大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" v- @7 [7 P9 D+ w紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 G- T6 g- A; y+ A哈哈，你们在这开小会呢