Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, G2 Y  A) c" T% J1 S, [  {" Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# ?; \" M5 z; p- V  u+ Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 x1 z1 l9 T# \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' r$ V+ j3 L  @7 O  j9 _you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 w  M! q% a0 T' s6 @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* W4 \6 }+ `% n- a! m. Mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 R: Z$ r6 ^6 J' r4 D4 A. SThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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2 j4 t$ \2 O( J/ HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. `7 {8 k7 \5 k" Z% O; I: KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( w3 ~! L9 q& \) B0 Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  O0 T6 u  [# g) Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) w) \6 c. C- k1 ?* s, `$ T+ iback to sleep.

/ q5 {% Y3 Q' Z4 f/ H& DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: e* o1 E  H- X$ [5 {( E8 T& I2 kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ N, b2 `4 Y! Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

6 Y3 |2 p: \' r/ i4 m: z8 F% dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 n, }/ X9 g  `. U4 \>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 m1 N1 V9 `2 v/ {+ m* j8 z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  t& y4 f4 Y4 b) z& A9 m8 T  X! r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

7 k& M. p; O# f) Z- l/ o; H>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! F( M* b5 [& W$ F/ |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: }  B6 ]2 q5 h5 q/ X) f1 s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' _' X& x+ `, jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 }  Q0 ]2 C/ l- A% fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! \* x4 i+ i/ x+ w' D4 `& Q/ c真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* F: _, s/ k! p! S& ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% D4 \- u" {" [, c1 o$ E( }! s5 P真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( t  j+ D& S, M% i; A7 |4 Y* O% A5 u( O真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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) s: ~6 U0 N3 s; W全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% D  b+ }8 n: F, Y+ r3 `4 {别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 U; O. ]+ ?' f, F  A0 j/ [+ B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  D5 Z( r" y/ v+ O) S: l/ k3 s5 B多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  X4 U8 k0 [( w+ h真博学，偶像啊。

  P$ R) B4 e, P. Y$ k4 I8 Z7 Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! p6 A& K9 ]: t0 q) c+ e( i, d  {* M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) n3 ?8 r' s: E! |# l! |; O; D1 x( k哈哈，你们在这开小会呢