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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ q) q/ E$ e( }9 J& w5 _* F0 Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb) f- R9 w; L' f. ^% m
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* [1 ^2 e5 J, Q9 B" b+ zthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 5 z1 E8 a; k! S3 y+ A  o9 o
  
, \4 l6 i5 v4 E& Y; @$ [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so: O! [' V0 M% `, W. k) _
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The" L, L2 a! R2 P7 L( G' Y& D
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I& u- j7 m' e* z9 ?4 O4 W5 a7 d! @
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,) F" \3 z4 x7 U7 C' W
you pay me only $5. ) F" y1 R  g! T( w

8 x, E4 j' M/ h' d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep2 [1 ]' K. c: V
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ! M) M' m8 v5 |* t5 U" X
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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1 n: U4 c' y& s4 M+ q+ }: yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 a$ `; X$ K5 j0 |7 K% H- Q, y# ^pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ {5 {/ H7 q& H3 m6 P9 l- Wlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.$ D4 d' s  Y$ Q# b/ L5 @/ ?

6 D$ o6 J5 P, C% q7 xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& i. |5 C; k/ k. R" [- B. fthree legs, and comes down with four?' 2 v% O8 x2 e) `4 c
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all+ q! P# F# T) e# A3 P2 k& g+ w4 A
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and; S2 F8 v4 J4 g/ B# e
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 r! x8 h5 G# S2 C. ^' sback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He8 \6 s9 k# j' v" n4 f* J* i9 S, i
wakes the newfie up and asks, $ P3 F) k$ S4 J, b, Q1 x

0 |  B4 k/ A( o8 {+ z, D! Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. z3 D. F! A% l) h; i# W; O7 `comes down with four?' 4 K3 T, G! P. w6 J  T5 C7 H9 b- k1 H
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5& \. ^) _+ S) s0 a- F$ ?$ C
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!- z3 B# c0 n8 B/ J6 C& ~

6 x, o, W7 B' H% s3 ^Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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5 [9 B0 U; J* ~5 j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 H( K% ]4 t8 f" Z1 f4 Z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* r0 h6 o0 ]' d) F, p9 B4 n: t>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 5 ]: I9 W8 V9 ^5 W* T) q
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ O9 m" B8 r( M5 n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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0 G. r6 T* G4 p% K6 d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( v4 y% w' P- E% d+ b: F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a # s9 L) o8 M3 X5 ^
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 `4 o$ \  r4 D/ j; I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, * r2 {- d, g/ ]" H: }4 \5 }
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three  _, C# ~* y! P# N

+ O' ~& k. r8 R4 p9 G1 c* i* d; R6 a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ @( h; u& |& L3 Y! S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* u- K5 Q7 o! b1 ]$ i' {9 O3 a& Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 m8 E( |$ J* n6 o1 J/ vA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, v- [* @" ^2 u" o% [& P. Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! W; m& U# S; m- T9 u$ M& c7 ^
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 D/ K5 G/ [7 p# K" xthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:8 e5 X3 R; g8 h1 q) U, @
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- D! u, ?* d. U
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 \) J+ [2 z2 n" i# X. ~$ q9 T
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. ^7 d( M6 ~# {* O2 n真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: W- b- w3 B1 U' y  ^0 r! X
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! X" T* j8 e/ b
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

: S/ g" }) A3 X4 K% y真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 |( l) c/ y: n+ x' G. B! o
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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' W* r8 w& c- h% ^* @( |全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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: M- [0 i2 y9 @8 w) a3 e% {真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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7 d" t- P4 z0 A4 ^5 A+ c别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. Z1 \& V/ _0 M7 S你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' Y0 {2 [( B6 k+ ]% ?  A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! _9 t8 h' q' C0 j1 E- F3 u真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! k- T4 q7 p$ Z1 c& y, |
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

& a+ u$ W' ^6 f她是大学教瘦?
8 z9 J. d. t, H' z/ H: X大学教胖还差不多
6 c# I5 g9 n4 X她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表   ]- k" Q% @$ f+ m5 W( z! I  K/ a6 M
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 Z2 x. g, ~. }# X说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% H& q. p, V) y; p4 R9 x; S紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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