Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 W& u0 R; X5 x$ u+ m/ Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 t5 I  I, p5 J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* @0 C) }) y4 U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* |$ k/ X; N6 |5 b* ~# E' K! E" k1 xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 D/ I7 N# R4 R) a; _% a: Q will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% H7 O) \) o' d2 S  x/ a" T7 n* fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

# ?  }6 j% R/ L& G, U+ J5 kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 x4 p0 f) L6 e) slawyer.

7 P8 S4 U2 l  y' ^. I1 eNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 P( m% O& V' W0 [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& T( q* L! I7 k& u+ [references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ y# L1 _) b* l. \3 E* o) gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ r7 g; J9 P& z0 [of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 H& x" \  `$ Ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& M' ^9 c% w: A$ `* q/ Qback to sleep.

1 w6 N7 {9 E$ t6 h' ]& GThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

  ^3 X% e. C* d'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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( M) H5 a9 y0 [  ]# OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: C# M; H$ l1 S7 F' `: n0 Y9 D>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. N, |% e5 }# U6 W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ I3 l8 ~% b: C) ~( H2 @. Z  I* G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 L# L! G. `' T5 Q; L( [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

8 g! q2 P; x- _# c% b; i- ^8 g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ v- l% s" L; R4 l7 }0 Q; p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 m  E  l5 M) D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& d, s0 H# T$ }' V  y! \: p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

$ ~7 w$ Y5 w8 m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 o: E' g$ A# X6 Z( Q  s) |0 I, p! q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 f% `) N( o. e/ Q' y6 K4 e. W2 [( C>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# r' M( q6 w2 U0 P5 j+ |1 r9 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  g9 Q# s: V1 I& w2 U' E2 gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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* B# I, y" z6 E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 C3 _- {/ C  u$ \9 z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ G2 p; E4 ], N. E4 |3 Z5 |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" \# w3 Q* ?/ _! T2 f. Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  f' Q1 s# Z) `% m# {真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



: B* j2 B2 G# R+ z, Q$ p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, e) S! L8 n" C5 k2 O& `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- Y1 X& i& U$ ^) u' Y  W& S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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# E" Y( p- u2 r! h5 p  H别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% w: m" {4 z  W, I1 N( R+ Y. ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( n! e& J1 f4 i1 r+ x真博学，偶像啊。

+ b2 Y  H- q$ I* g" V! B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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: N. t% V9 N8 s: f% g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 @, @+ a2 J/ w7 L8 r, i' s' M% ]她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- U# m4 ~4 S8 j# x$ m  h1 E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 ?* e/ B1 W$ B2 F- h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢