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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* o* |( O6 G( i. n& Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 @& ~* U% [# d4 |" s7 ]3 f7 ]: G The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! y+ g+ G/ R7 J* s3 f7 e
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The1 E3 I; e0 Q1 J* _+ Q/ M! q0 I. D5 C7 I3 w
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I: F9 f9 i0 U) k9 V
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# |3 W& p: `9 N4 v  L% H4 |you pay me only $5. ' _7 n. A' T, |4 a

9 r7 U% M+ O; a8 ]8 {) p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  J- B2 d- C6 j7 @ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' t# N: B  V- j6 Q( A
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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6 A& d; @- k) {; f, N/ I( |He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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, a/ `7 G: L$ N! ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all; A3 S7 y; `3 J
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all! J/ f$ m* @  E% t0 E. ~# M
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour) c! N$ T0 s6 R* h( S' G0 C
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and2 Y' i  P3 I7 L. W% h
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 I2 v/ H: p  l$ J+ a: u. pback to sleep.
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  N+ K' e& A0 K2 ]6 XThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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" D7 O/ g. F9 ~1 yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the/ E+ a/ D8 @- m* A4 @

! L5 }# r9 X8 t# O8 _8 I  G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two   x& T  o4 r! f0 R1 D! P# i& r* J- j
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 5 ~4 H- ~8 ?8 i1 k9 t
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( R5 ^. x3 |. S5 V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ I8 y! g. b; p" o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct! H6 r$ c9 Y! o/ p' q) q9 \3 S8 d9 R
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% e% n; d& \8 j$ K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- }5 b& V0 D1 ]2 {$ ~) E+ v6 @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 J2 [* [# H5 S. Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: H! U7 O- K$ k3 @: E' g>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- D& i1 v, m8 J3 K$ z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 6 W" p" ^1 u& C: ?8 ^
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" \- ]" A, ~# Q3 k% V" z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 2 P4 x+ l4 C- l3 u2 m
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; L6 j; |  ^1 u& L
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; V% b; R  |( o3 p: f8 I. R
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ p1 o* j- f+ h7 f& [; Z
the newfie would l ...

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0 |& A7 t+ _, }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* _, t, K$ Q' x* b! v“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 c6 G, J* f8 G好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:7 s3 i6 L( K8 H3 ~
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
7 \/ t" P2 c2 Q3 N; v7 x好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 , g4 n8 n9 F, s4 P  I+ ~
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + t5 C4 ]( g* P2 U8 S, b

" A0 W1 u: J# W. r+ @5 L真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 T$ P% ?3 [7 {9 x- |. F2 I
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 E, T% W% ~7 a多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( E" N7 |# i& J! |1 a: w# T0 q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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7 I9 [' o6 ~0 v- S' o: w大学教授哦,能不剥削?

, v3 n% W. i, H$ `/ k8 q她是大学教瘦?. m/ }/ v5 O) _1 I5 e6 _
大学教胖还差不多
  P# c/ D8 c) P$ M她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ C% F) R/ C+ I6 ]; e- O6 U8 \/ f紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) @+ ~) E! R/ V' O说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 I% c* V1 U2 M8 P
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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