Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 j. L* ~) a; y0 t  p/ K- p! elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 V- b  h4 y4 c# }+ j, cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 S* I/ a9 _3 E, `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
- {: T/ ^9 v& J7 k& |# X# M/ Z2 B  
1 h! o$ \7 H, ?5 l* [, c2 v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# D: `$ N4 ]3 u! S5 }6 K0 s5 `* \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
7 b2 i$ _- t# v. u3 x
+ E/ C/ ?: L2 P9 g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& d, \4 C0 B2 E" A+ F" b will pay you $500.
2 }8 y- ]! W7 Y6 b" S
3 {7 I. Z* A/ R( Z- V! ~/ L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" P/ O7 `" F( L5 w% ?: p* `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

  B; O. [/ ?/ g% AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
, x. _: F0 s5 i6 T4 ?; `% _
& ?/ _! s, o6 MNow, it's the newfie's turn.
5 `' k; n- }! P) N
4 y+ A8 I8 [7 J  @& sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" [5 I8 _& k- M: tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. H& t- k9 K4 ^- }3 S, Yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 M! w' l7 p: u$ Z' x) {( Hback to sleep.

0 T; p8 B) f) I4 d) B, \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
% d8 E' W" J1 O, I% x3 S1 ?
'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
8 _. e8 B; P  S' g5 u2 l7 w/ Wand goes back to sleep.
5 J; w/ e% m0 j6 \( I( m) L

billzhao

So funny!
7 I; z9 c. G/ u6 G  J0 _
4 L# Y  I4 M7 c* @$ }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
4 ^# R+ p5 S- j) O" i
3 t, R% t* q2 T3 G  ~1 d' t6 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 Q6 o7 ^0 E* E+ S" i4 n7 B0 G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, H2 o$ l& D) w# Y  B1 x5 O>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; ]/ i! v# u0 ~/ y" n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 w8 x- R; \/ J$ E4 z; m>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 K; s! A1 N: k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 @/ l! }6 m' D( ?' ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491

金山毒霸下载免费金山毒霸wps办公软件杀毒软件金山毒霸下载~!！!~!!~

老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, H- r6 |( t' p' {7 O5 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; G9 u6 |+ E% a( F2 t6 a, z! ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

. V/ F! S6 J1 ?6 m

% C7 ]7 v' H- \+ Q0 m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, i: e, b% O+ e+ o. C, Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- v2 Z+ Y# l0 ~" z' D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
" l* f/ |8 p& r' T+ ?5 f

( s5 e% r* L% r% O
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ h/ P4 [6 w6 E* I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 E# @9 M! ^, E) X- l( _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% ^- j) k. `" ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
0 Z5 z" d6 x3 m3 H; ]0 P
1 e' T' F* v' i+ q4 }4 y6 q真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
8 J# u9 u  W1 a" y# \& U

/ D; v# Y9 F1 n. R全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
9 \2 w( D4 S: p/ [4 R1 K3 o6 M
. j0 a! i4 a) B% i5 u: s7 b! X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

! C% e7 n! N5 ?+ ~0 ]/ \
别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
+ e0 ]9 [9 t6 t6 ^; W- u

# S+ Q) G* f! }9 i, S, B
别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 A' b' F5 Z; V: Z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% T" `; G4 Z4 f7 C  j! ?  d' P3 p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& T$ V* H4 |( t. q; i多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
: V: N  J/ o7 D- U- L
真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
" ~/ K. p  S- }7 c
! ^  p4 A' U) k2 P: C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
3 x; @) t  \) W( _" y) E大学教胖还差不多
1 U. M: O  K7 N/ O! s! T, P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ }3 P8 r  d; ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢