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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ R0 W7 e5 P  j6 q2 U+ h5 F
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 e3 Q% v' x5 f6 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if2 m$ H4 @& l( u7 @1 V7 g1 P% k2 x
the newfie would like to play a fun game. . P0 t6 f4 L3 z$ s2 I# Q  E
  
: M7 i! I5 R. I" ]/ e, Y+ {/ F$ q* F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 s+ r6 G- {9 U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; e. E3 E% t: k lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& A+ H) d9 j8 X: A5 `! vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,& h% g+ I4 G5 S- A: @7 b2 z
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 G1 f$ B2 p# _
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ q4 H1 f% X9 n8 |" D0 ?* W) }the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. : M( `2 z% a5 S5 P# E

5 d+ E4 Z1 x1 f6 Q) b* c: f. L* q6 ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's; V0 H, H; o" M
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his- u, g' R7 n  a# W* X! H
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.$ b  v# R& _  J8 x3 _

4 C- H. O% M8 C, `& u1 Y: UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' x) P* `+ t4 U7 Q, X7 d% m
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all% G/ q! C* ]( B+ u6 r& d
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all+ j) g( A1 m+ F2 }! k% U
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" h1 p, v; L+ Y7 w$ Q( T" Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 {0 j. B3 x; [# k, `% d: rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right  L9 t1 ?+ S1 U; ?- M6 x( D; y# H
back to sleep. 1 A" }7 t2 A1 L6 I3 C) i5 J

* R7 h; s6 R/ yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' N/ d8 Y3 A$ z% o* ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. S8 y6 B8 e6 }
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5: m, x7 e! X) l% [
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the4 \" S! g0 K6 z7 j9 k/ e' Y; B9 t

8 Q% y# q& A7 ?2 F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two % Q" ?% W7 s0 S8 w, q
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # e1 g6 N* N; d  i. t+ `0 b
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% R* I) @: r) T0 T; F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 T* @- i$ P- d7 P1 `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' l) H4 I  Y0 O% G& b

% h# S  y5 b" r' k  ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research + }& H3 y2 f' p; q
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a * `; q1 |) b: Q0 P1 C
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: C! ]! c9 {. s9 N9 I* a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ( v- ]8 C, u. i& Z9 ^) d
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three# D8 L$ A; e& O6 K% O

" |7 W6 g- P2 ^6 v! }+ W. G$ s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ! }) H0 j0 r9 z& R& r6 ~
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ d/ g6 \0 N" _7 o, Y! _; g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ! \6 B) J1 l' z9 Z
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* _, c% M, o% gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& b: w( r: W* V, Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' Y1 E6 ^. o" t% J, L' q7 n. C! Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. g; U4 }5 V; r$ xthe newfie would l ...

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& G% D* I9 a- X0 c- }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 ?# n9 K/ n- {8 |“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
: y  q! a9 c. o% d# A3 S好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) v: |. V, \, P) |& N( c加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 - A, D8 p/ d9 N" x$ V
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' d. o& m" Y2 a7 A' m$ ~3 v2 n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 d1 O% B. q$ \9 |1 @
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 Q) W+ p( ~, c好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / |. P2 w0 p9 o, B( g( l
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: z. Z; m, g6 A: ^( ]" B2 o全盘接受一下。

. N& F* a, l) ~0 Q! x9 E真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 % F' E: ]1 G& ]1 n4 l1 B) ~) P% |

9 _, X& @3 W, c/ M0 L  B/ D真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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/ _  N6 e, z, a别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' m7 p$ N0 m; d# j# V: y你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , Q' s6 A$ I# O( d- H
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* \- F/ ~9 @* k! x大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# T! s- m) U6 I大学教授哦,能不剥削?

5 V# L9 ?/ b; P& g; \她是大学教瘦?
1 z* @& O2 v' S, j* ]大学教胖还差不多 6 @9 @+ @  U: H9 g3 x! O
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 A4 i" c3 N  O% R0 m% W
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 S0 y% }! T% R6 F说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " a, Y; Z& v7 b
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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