Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* U; C) X# l% N7 |5 f+ i- hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 i7 c8 ^9 i4 Q0 Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( R# v* l  l) s" Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

  a3 |, ~$ o; V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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* ~- L3 G9 U/ u5 K& L3 qNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 m5 |/ R  ], d' K# j; G: B6 ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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6 U3 O+ _# \0 C& i) ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& J( d) \8 N# Preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& q+ I' L' K  G, F' n) O# t' Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 d7 W# b* i5 thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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, d  `% \- v( b* d6 V+ y4 q2 UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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* Y) P" s+ ^) S, M# f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

6 [4 q  ]& M! i% d+ ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 l/ P3 |# R6 N2 s3 v8 W>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 W6 P6 W6 d! N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; d# x! e! @; J/ h. W>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 i( F3 \7 \& p# ]% L' J, ?5 hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! h* b& x0 y$ e/ b$ q& j! f7 \the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% n( b* B. ^) Q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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0 }- ^! g6 H7 k# z4 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" w1 ?- q  B/ d' x; q1 {真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 V1 f9 r# H4 P$ v5 l0 y  A真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 F/ n- O9 e% n* x, l9 ?全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 ^, t5 l2 q. T) R- R8 w别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 o# |# |3 a2 n真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 y' C/ m: B* j  g大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 h$ @: Q/ G' ^% m9 W* _2 F+ z0 j' g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% x+ j1 a) G0 A3 M3 H; ~( m% X% f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 e4 L; q) f) x哈哈，你们在这开小会呢