Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; M3 V7 l0 s, ]0 B- }3 b
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ! U& R9 @6 z* T$ b3 B9 I- P8 i  M
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 s# x5 D+ p. v3 U$ i
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The9 `' t, T3 B, y/ C' g
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 b% M" _8 v4 M0 kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,' ^+ d; u; A) L! c/ g* h
you pay me only $5. 3 h: C0 y7 G0 ]1 n0 I, P  {1 p
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 M  ~0 l, @: L" z4 k3 d% L
will pay you $500.
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& b, x( Y6 p8 L  S5 O8 O5 e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep# J+ X, {, R1 P0 G+ y$ p3 m
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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5 h- i0 _: F/ h3 ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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) }, C& P- x& [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 A: S) j* w; Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. + j" B5 Y3 `" Z; n! R! m

, R$ _: w. H  P( z" O. y) CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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) t$ ]" N* v0 B5 u5 o% _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?' ; L7 d7 h7 r4 }/ [
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
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long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! I- B/ v2 \# l
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 `0 Y' x$ x, E" z$ i/ s3 G0 Ithe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 `: L, J0 \' \6 a# V( R
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ( l, S/ [' y- i. a: e4 D8 \

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：: b$ }; N! E- w( t) V$ ~3 E
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 i2 b& @/ d4 o y$ Q) A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 z8 y3 X+ H0 U. ]- P: }( r! \9 |" L

( q/ o7 h1 _8 V# A* l8 o; Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , f$ ?* _" m0 d. u0 A" G# M
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; s6 u' o' h1 V' s. K0 K" D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! S9 Y- i! \ F9 c+ e) K

2 _( N. ]( O0 y& M0 S9 N0 ^ \真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 A: P9 \ w/ |$ i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( i# [5 q& ]' S# R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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