Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! y! h6 n6 M6 W: o. Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% p7 D$ |1 H7 m$ W$ W0 y" athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. t5 F* Q; Q2 N* ^. |+ n# w( Vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: C8 n2 M, a/ S& r3 b% K lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 @; e" J0 ]2 \# H6 z; p3 Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# i% }* s' x- l' w" Syou pay me only $5.

. z1 s  X$ X- L You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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/ K+ }* Z3 h: t8 E! j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

( l2 P2 L4 m8 ?: ~1 \+ DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  M+ j- [' M1 F' }( R2 Z) Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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. Z0 Y  O0 ^7 d" E( HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 {# ]) I- L1 mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ M' r, ]0 ^0 I4 R6 t9 Ithree legs, and comes down with four?'

$ H0 ~; B. y- W# i) n( Q# yThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 }5 |, G# \9 @* wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. N* ]) n  G9 o8 A8 Q; I6 s6 I- rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; Z& P" n4 I. @0 Y0 {. m3 f( {hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

* l/ d4 m) j" Q0 D! FThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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/ Z% Q% Q6 i! q! jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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( v4 j: \/ Z3 T7 g# L' Y. }8 @Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; N' ~& [9 u( I+ B+ e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* ]8 b% O8 M9 Z7 k- B  A>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) j( u) Z, s. j4 E& ]>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) |9 |1 P1 P8 T$ j1 f>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* X7 v. q& i+ W- G$ @7 b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! ~# J6 a/ k* X1 A/ v+ C: s- }>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( }0 s; _7 I" `) {$ n& N# _# a$ L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ Y% w) U. C5 b6 U6 L* B  T>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 b& b5 k( J- V: p; u' r4 H2 u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" S- C6 H' F' }8 F- f" s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ n% w, v9 [, `# j6 K/ Y) [: ]the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; _' S7 Y' K+ w6 w" P6 \4 Z* W' i: l7 W: ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ g5 z7 u3 ?) M) J- o& s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' N% w  O' s. l3 i8 z$ F  h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 R) j1 A* `! \# K6 |" t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 @; v: u0 V8 A, U6 h& L. X# t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* D, P- N/ }# D/ B0 n; T1 |全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

( u! R5 `$ N% W# B4 k) [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

6 j0 ^. A  }8 J+ I" x- h3 h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

* j9 E+ e9 Z. M2 j/ v" A! d你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ L4 O8 w' M3 B% c真博学，偶像啊。

4 {. k( l! U+ F0 c' M8 ~8 @5 w大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

8 H8 g4 I& _) g) ]6 B9 }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
4 J# w( I1 k" o+ R大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 D2 r8 Y+ {9 M8 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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1 ]) v% h: B! u* ]$ q# q) j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢