Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* ?; w9 V7 S6 G! {4 ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ j1 b; x: s1 @2 Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 P, s! Z" c* }. Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
2 ?9 q4 _! g+ v/ ?( n The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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& H9 H3 B- k0 I$ J# D2 ~7 L+ g% }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, _( r  j  ^0 n. \5 ?  M+ Apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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* r1 K" u, ~0 T" d1 U4 V% ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; k- W9 ~6 K1 _references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" x6 `( a% d3 g5 h: O: i9 Jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, {; Q, k3 B1 \! aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( t2 \3 J# |3 a3 K7 D0 D/ Q. cback to sleep.
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( Y  s/ X% _! _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 [" t- p6 g8 Wwakes the newfie up and asks,
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- h" w- c' z& _+ g) U! e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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0 g  J5 z/ D( t1 z2 E5 WThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 J5 p* a1 n0 g! ?: p8 Y' y' T$ K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  G) e9 u* i8 [; f/ Q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 h' r7 {0 _& i8 l>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# Y+ j0 K. z. ]  @1 i7 @( r# C3 ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- |6 K! u/ c  m) ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; R/ E' ^& k8 f# h>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

$ H: f; {  n6 s. z! C>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' F9 O% k2 ^2 `) Q2 c) C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( T; z( }( U; X6 w# ~9 H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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0 {  Y% H% z5 W( F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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& T; P9 F, K3 Q  V+ s" g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 b. l% M5 }: h/ J: i5 r真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( f/ q8 p* B- B- G6 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

, x) |4 q! ~" i9 K0 u% o  ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 _: l) _' m! ?( P她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 u4 a1 T, @5 z3 S9 O5 P. C) c; R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  e- L% H& G% R6 J9 X( Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( X' W$ h0 X! |/ d哈哈，你们在这开小会呢