Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 H( W! l6 P- X; a2 E& dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  R+ I' L& a. xyou pay me only $5.
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/ s, Y0 V# M. R# H' S. A! [. z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' z; v6 L9 g5 j5 A- R6 X will pay you $500.
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' {# {$ ^! b+ h: O% R6 F7 r This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- `- o3 W6 F# Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

1 s7 d( X7 R& r* S" U9 cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 Y" m$ B) a; z% T& W$ vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' J: c- q$ N+ d# I/ ?, u2 {4 J. ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

" `: s6 Q) {: F% |$ k# zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# X$ F6 ?2 K" \6 K, \% kcomes down with four?'

* E- C1 f8 R( N$ w, VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

' K5 f% F6 q7 j6 |/ k3 ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 `" m9 U: j8 i>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 p# K% q+ v! ]: o8 x- \# w5 `3 M" E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 n& I6 Y5 p: B4 [& a$ s8 }>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 s6 o6 x: Y0 v% R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& Y5 h$ D& o5 g8 l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" [  Q+ c, S6 T9 ]) V/ L% r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* e0 p% |9 I8 p6 S* ?$ y8 C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' c+ {# H. G  k/ Y4 B8 W% [* R8 `! k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 f5 e: k5 _4 Y8 v# z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  M4 M- X, f5 B5 \( S# O* }  I) X& C>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ r$ E) m& r2 i5 k3 E) x" {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 N0 N4 |1 o% S4 r* V8 f5 P8 hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, @/ `4 {7 ?7 i, o1 ?the newfie would l ...

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! w, s3 _5 l1 B3 X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: @. E' S* ?6 j8 ~3 F5 p/ [/ V+ Z' k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 k9 q( q+ O4 y2 h真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% v6 g+ J: U7 U4 D9 G- M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, T  y# e' B& m" l! d$ J$ v" t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" I3 C* |$ c7 N( [7 M( P, S1 m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* L; R6 |9 D4 E6 V" J, F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  W5 e5 {( \/ {# B6 f1 A$ K别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 ~# I& z1 a% Z/ m9 P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 C% `/ M, x; i9 w多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( J) }/ L" P; D$ m) O8 v真博学，偶像啊。

* W/ ?3 z) v& m+ a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% Q  `/ u' D; g2 G7 A" @, s6 x她是大学教瘦？
9 Y" R' N( q2 \$ m  E! f0 G大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& x* d6 T; k/ i' D  U! `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 a  N: J: P6 @4 h7 ?说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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% }3 K3 V4 g; {7 z0 J哈哈，你们在这开小会呢