Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- x: U# v: g6 U9 Q& xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 Y9 F- q  C$ |( q) T" r3 g+ [! M' @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) q, _  m$ I, v8 f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 T: X% r7 h( U6 T$ U8 h* ]" Dyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 J  y. b: N2 G! \) ]9 q& h will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; R7 O9 z, K" P* Y; Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 P. F  b# v+ k( ~( Q& {5 GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* b) Y1 U( R- A4 G; M3 `1 o4 n  S8 r6 kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
, ^* d5 M$ a* r1 ]9 Olawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# v- M. T; G0 e; L  ythree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; R& z6 G' w  v% w3 Y/ `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 z( @( J: N* q3 yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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/ z3 M+ B9 G( |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% W& }( _" c" ?" }6 F9 _wakes the newfie up and asks,
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3 y4 ?& y- o" b% e  d' E3 n4 B2 ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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. s: v4 Q, U: l( E8 z# _# PThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

& s+ ^3 ^$ s8 Z4 M! G' |& w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% _- K  Y. I1 u1 l8 O) }6 x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 D. R  Z: }" }' C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% n6 c8 f( X7 Y8 X>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# m! \+ O" b0 }' P0 a" U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& v$ w- D4 g* \" ]& j% U/ l>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" j! R* \5 g. y/ lA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% x" d# E" t* T, D! `) \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 N/ l9 Q% `* t! w* i. Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" R$ d6 t+ r, }- @! u/ D# O5 h. Y4 Y1 n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! R! @5 s4 b: \9 M) ?) D9 i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: J3 o3 u. J5 o; l2 V- l/ {真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



: t/ O0 D- c. M( r* v: o3 k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; M* |6 h! f) @/ u3 }1 T& I- @真聪明，偶像啊

* n, l: |1 @+ f! r* x3 R. Q) [全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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6 x. J( C7 v/ o, A$ J% k全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 e) A3 L2 K  t; c( `9 g别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

* z8 j8 n/ I$ V! \你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. Q# e; E' f% Y真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- _; G4 j/ m7 `$ p她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 Q2 A- {5 P" R# V0 H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, X3 u: ]  h5 V4 `: J6 U. M说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: K: _' g0 j% a. T& U; d哈哈，你们在这开小会呢