Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 L7 b4 G) R% o: \, M- w" vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# k; x% I2 k- R3 m) _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& j2 X0 q+ O' K7 Lyou pay me only $5.
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: z& |6 {) T& H+ b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* w: P3 @% H; p7 |* N2 }' I will pay you $500.

; k) p4 ?1 [% K% i; k. u This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  t5 k7 ~1 h4 c! B) x4 R/ C/ f, Xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
& q9 j% p& S' |6 `7 ]$ Vlawyer.

# {. N0 @* }5 k! J' U- k. MNow, it's the newfie's turn.

6 k" N: D  B4 ?* e: n( m6 X$ l* \2 MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 W# G3 R" P" |, X# mthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 @( ~/ @0 y4 ]8 B( h' Vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 w# ]! c! I7 R$ {3 O1 \- Bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

. N6 J. z" W; B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

& C; M% \$ h( U7 u9 q6 z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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( t0 G4 j, \7 @" b7 h+ O6 Y  F>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" G2 T$ A5 i+ F# l7 H! k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; H5 I5 Z" P/ E- a: A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* Z9 K$ [  E0 m7 k8 G& N/ y; Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) h7 Q+ d$ E! {3 m, y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 D5 h$ \" K$ Y3 q" L5 M2 gthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, o7 M$ R  q9 Y, I0 W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& g- S# }1 Y+ N0 Y) _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# A5 ^, o3 V) s+ k0 `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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" {& f3 `6 R& ~3 ~4 q) q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 ~8 ^2 f4 j) [4 [3 i  O5 K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

4 ^9 g$ W( n" P0 U: `9 u+ z" m全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# ]0 l& c) N0 c' i全盘接受一下。

$ n$ @) c! ?7 E6 w真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

- c, |6 Y/ m# B3 x. Z. g4 i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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7 `# T, x) l& F" j1 R别把我往坏路上领啊。

) \1 m) M; R* N. S) W- g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* k' \$ }5 F: m% L0 |  [多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( y: t" H) R- y8 N; ?* O4 o& W5 w真博学，偶像啊。

. g* s# U% {5 d. Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
! A' y8 C0 B* j8 q- R' Y; ~大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! J, p* _( V4 J! c9 {$ p$ r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 G+ r, y1 c- u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% }) g9 D) Z9 i+ {6 T哈哈，你们在这开小会呢