Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 s5 j( r3 v& B, ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 Z" I* ?. |0 T* j+ w; y/ }% {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 h2 d8 o9 y! f3 J8 Eyou pay me only $5.

. B7 P/ s1 i+ I& u; p3 K5 D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ b9 w0 d; d1 G, o; W will pay you $500.
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. C5 G9 L" m% p6 x& p# P% K- E This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

4 T! p$ W# g# i  M( D0 l1 xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

' X0 j' O" y) x0 r" v" l. Y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! d: ]+ w! ~8 J; pcomes down with four?'

8 c' _8 ?, b8 H6 c- FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

: G  p! j# z; a* `- U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 p4 e; ~' v- B5 L0 t# O>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

4 f" c# Y, K) A$ I0 O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, W1 f- J! d( Q' Z- L: Y) V>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* g7 y' ]% u& _. J; E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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3 r3 ~& Y7 G* {, c. D2 c6 Q3 l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) h1 `* x9 e/ v. l- T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' G3 O7 ?  w$ `+ |( {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 Y# d5 l" k& h  `( H  z0 u; }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% M( ]  k8 G$ P) h* Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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. T- \# P9 k8 S  F  x& [. {. Z/ v/ f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 y5 b7 p9 n' J' g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% a: J  O6 X( t  i5 s3 F& R- V9 j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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( ~7 l) c  F2 j6 c" A- \: {6 F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; ?' d6 p( ], Y: a7 n4 x# m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

. w" e* a2 e9 [0 K全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

  n$ R; Q+ E) O; ^+ m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; b; G" e3 }& v别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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7 A* t7 y  D# Z9 Y! e2 e0 [别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 z: d9 @' L% |' I# `+ X2 r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- v4 b2 }4 R+ |. A7 Q2 L* ?她是大学教瘦？
1 p7 c5 l  E9 O大学教胖还差不多
/ y( X' }' [1 I, [她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% _' x8 I5 x5 o& n+ D2 i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 h! R) l  o6 |, N9 |说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢