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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& [* y* x5 x! I
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb/ r: G2 C& A* D
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 Y$ }! _% t- T9 C) p1 Vthe newfie would like to play a fun game. : u6 v5 K0 O+ j/ n  ^! f
  
) h+ E- j- N7 {4 q& t$ C& E/ w1 ^6 J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so5 Y9 w+ s' r" B$ V: D& o
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The6 Q  m6 A/ v2 j5 P, n
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, k- h5 E: W4 P# a6 A* h: Lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,1 D& f% k4 _- A2 h7 t5 Z3 D+ Y: z
you pay me only $5. + R! J$ E7 h5 e* w- O0 ^. L

7 }2 e6 s' D' h1 h2 `3 M/ I You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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. ]. C$ e! v9 c7 x& I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( ?! j1 v) y$ Q5 ~. ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 2 D* e1 B5 T! `
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's% v9 p" }/ P" `8 ^
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his3 R1 @' I/ ?" }8 }. F; U
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.8 s( t; P  n0 P0 K4 B; j* Z: u
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all0 j  n* I! L1 E5 b  N5 a2 b4 t
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 X- H, ?) I  m; w% o9 Ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, G3 u) Y4 z- f# B7 U3 A3 K+ }back to sleep. / n2 L, P6 ^7 |8 j. l$ d% z
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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& C' p1 S* Y6 }9 ]2 k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' L* Q1 r4 \9 e( {5 F0 `comes down with four?' 9 b( ^; B' N( C- v0 z9 s

9 j7 A; e6 e! `7 I% c+ @* Q8 ]2 FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5( Y+ c( q* s9 v6 Z
and goes back to sleep.  c* A/ [! l6 d3 D( E

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!3 O: w- Q+ s  V

" c8 S2 K6 M. @3 W( `) @Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 }  w5 c# ?! n7 u8 s" n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, A& M, ~/ x% Z/ y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason $ _% f7 }2 a5 K3 W
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 9 w8 l7 x, H+ v9 e; {
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, " k4 q# R' a; w' |
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 O( `+ ?* o, e+ B9 c0 W  p* w& J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 A) j# z5 v: X+ |( \: l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 8 y' R6 p8 g" [. V( `
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ' \/ Y# w; w7 i$ l: F6 R, S
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 d1 l3 X4 G5 Z- l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ t+ a2 R" b' o, z  q: Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 0 I# x/ y5 |9 F, z9 G% o9 @) `' k
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 8 G" ]3 q' V! V% V3 H
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ! m, P7 T* W3 K
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ H6 O+ x1 v3 t% M1 J
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) [4 ?3 ^% c$ }4 l4 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if: L7 u& E: E( m
the newfie would l ...
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8 m: \) `: V7 k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:" b) M4 s+ i4 ?
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 H" Q  d1 h$ M7 k" S4 @1 E, q% |. d好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' m" J6 }0 g* W- e$ c+ z加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' r; q6 D7 U2 q* I真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ( I% \* j5 Z5 n# x

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; x$ i0 |1 ]& U+ i: H1 A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: S- ~7 M* Z8 j5 J4 Z- E* }
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
) G( _+ i5 X, q- i好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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  h# K8 t& I, o" o% |5 C, R/ c2 d全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; u6 z- W, Z1 x1 o别把我往坏路上领啊。

" Y* w' D# _/ W. ]# j2 T你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. ?3 f" K( c7 }1 S加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' m4 D! b# T- q/ z4 Z4 D

1 v( q$ v9 ]/ _1 e真博学,偶像啊。

( ?& `( j7 M! a" F* z4 {6 c大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

2 I% \; B" v; y: ~4 T% C0 ?她是大学教瘦?
0 X) l( A# ]* Q( L0 F3 ]大学教胖还差不多 , M- t6 c' c3 h" c; X5 @  m
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 m' {7 V0 K/ y; D$ m; a紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 T/ x- t- k/ C+ v4 T
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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: A& E+ ?# [$ A哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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