Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 ^( H/ ], O. Y% jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. c' b- N' R' i: T# I6 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 a! _( o6 s# R( Athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 f* s& [0 m% }0 H* L) o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 T/ t6 q, I/ t. Z: u8 [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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$ f& @; q2 D: G, X6 S You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- i. B1 B6 ^9 C2 L) `" t will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ r' v/ E) P( J& h+ r: g$ Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

7 v! Q+ B; x9 y7 a) v4 T. N/ LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% R; L8 h4 k8 V. Q: v' _" ?) X) }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

7 w7 i1 j2 F. g6 @4 kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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- p7 k7 }. H$ Y+ P/ Y1 KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) r' k; p/ D8 t+ v8 ]wakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 I* e2 ^; N* I9 F! Q6 L( m'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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  T6 X8 }, e) f, h+ ~. uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* c3 H2 ]9 h% L; H+ g>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 i; p; l; u7 K1 m) m9 Z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 o) X) X( y) `3 ^  }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 b# [+ f% h0 A, y) f# h>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- J$ a% ^3 L& x6 }9 ?8 Q9 M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ p7 z6 E" _" F, O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- Z( K$ ~  ^/ E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. v) {  y- \! m6 U$ k6 \# jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' J. \4 f- Z' A( r5 e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* `- R, m* b% N1 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' F  U- K( Z5 _" f7 }1 S真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 U7 I7 q" v6 g6 M% T7 H+ r$ I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ K3 \3 u) o+ m" u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

  r# F! z2 F; p- \6 k- G
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7 W4 Z1 S6 X; `* s; i# W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" m0 E- Z% G% j& Y0 D5 _) f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 G' n& }+ H& R- W2 x5 ^6 s8 A别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' [% s4 r5 i  o6 r; ^' F" u真博学，偶像啊。

: D) O6 B2 q( V6 V& Y' E3 H7 q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' o. b+ @( p& L$ X" r她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 H% s( i6 A% u3 W4 B" c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( X2 {# L+ K# b紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  s6 F: ?1 `' S- B哈哈，你们在这开小会呢