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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 j. L* ~) a; y0 t  p/ K- p! elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 V- b  h4 y4 c# }+ j, cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 S* I/ a9 _3 E, `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 h! o$ \7 H, ?5 l* [, c2 v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so7 [; C+ y& @3 V/ a# J$ ?3 u! Q8 w
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# D: `$ N4 ]3 u! S5 }6 K0 s5 `* \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I) P& c# k& {; S5 G. }, K3 J  y
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,6 F! H4 e5 G" p5 x: b% p# F. S
you pay me only $5.
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+ E/ C/ ?: L2 P9 g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& d, \4 C0 B2 E" A+ F" b will pay you $500.
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3 {7 I. Z* A/ R( Z- V! ~/ L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" P/ O7 `" F( L5 w% ?: p* `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ; f% b) n& f6 L% K, \4 X$ _4 m: }7 r( v

  B; O. [/ ?/ g% AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's* n' ?6 t3 o0 ^7 M4 b5 G( u
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' . J0 b" a) p& T" m% Z
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' K# d; G  V! m. a
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the1 ^) D, w. X/ n& D8 v. m' z
lawyer.
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& ?/ _! s, o6 MNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 y+ A8 I8 [7 J  @& sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" [5 I8 _& k- M: tthree legs, and comes down with four?' 2 m3 x! E  t: I8 D
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all" n) O- }' m# L: ~
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ f! Q5 F6 Z! h0 c. f- ~" J; u3 P
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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0 T; p8 B) f) I4 d) B, \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He1 M+ H+ r, z2 c: `6 e: |* [& f
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and! X9 D! d. {' w, g( l
comes down with four?' " N! G; @) j, X1 ^9 v
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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4 L# Y  I4 M7 c* @$ }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 t, R% t* q2 T3 G  ~1 d' t6 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 Q6 o7 ^0 E* E+ S" i4 n7 B0 G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, H2 o$ l& D) w# Y  B1 x5 O>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 1 m! O1 E) p( G% Y3 u" ]- `) b* Z
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; ]/ i! v# u0 ~/ y" n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct1 i4 w# G- k& e; L
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research % j" z% O# n: Y, Y9 X0 v$ s( I
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 w8 x- R; \/ J$ E4 z; m>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more . j  z$ o, A' P) P6 M4 w& T
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 K; s! A1 N: k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three4 s3 \: w' d# T. k; S
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 6 @. k% }! w# k7 b) x
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the + f$ j) k/ Q# Y& S
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 @/ l! }6 m' D( ?' ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # ?3 b8 B% d# y, c2 T
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, H- r6 |( t' p' {7 O5 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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% C7 ]7 v' H- \+ Q0 m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, i: e, b% O+ e+ o. C, Z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,& g- t3 o0 m+ {! \7 u& k
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
/ h/ P4 [6 w6 E* I“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 E# @9 M! ^, E) X- l( _好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% ^- j) k. `" ]真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 e' T' F* v' i+ q4 }4 y6 q真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ D; v# Y9 F1 n. R全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. j0 a! i4 a) B% i5 u: s7 b! X真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 A' b' F5 Z; V: Z你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% T" `; G4 Z4 f7 C  j! ?  d' P3 p加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& T$ V* H4 |( t. q; i多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! ^  p4 A' U) k2 P: C大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
3 x; @) t  \) W( _" y) E大学教胖还差不多
1 U. M: O  K7 N/ O! s! T, P她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) l& l; ^$ D$ E2 L7 A5 ~- g3 o) r
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ }3 P8 r  d; ~紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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