Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 J6 B' O' y5 |: m) t3 D2 S7 Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 }2 F. Z9 c+ n  K' R& D. Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: h1 n+ D; F2 [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# X9 X5 H: @) j6 Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 O3 c7 r0 M. f" `0 E6 G0 i* t0 Eyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

; Z' N6 R3 u  ]: E+ @The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

3 W1 w7 l, S( _$ t  T3 L4 c! P  a9 cNow, it's the newfie's turn.

- N, O! B4 {: [+ }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- z" O7 U0 P; W3 Z% N2 m0 S2 ~three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ S. i" |0 n) hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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( z: G! Z" R9 k$ Q* r. R& E: KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  [& ?# [* ]8 T' q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 |& m+ V& ?+ e# w2 L% C; T6 vcomes down with four?'
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! B- M) @* z/ f$ }7 N# X, ?7 _The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

$ q5 @1 `( ]4 N0 U9 n' C) h1 M  [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' z+ O. g+ t, u0 e" K4 K>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ p. ^7 ?& X1 R% c  ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 U+ I7 S5 g3 ?* M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 J" j" c  M* b9 v6 t>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ Y4 s/ Q- b- l1 `9 R" OA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& |$ w5 |( O: L, plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! U. g; A: `" {. c4 cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 g! f- M$ L+ i7 M4 i3 ~' T4 x“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 O' L. N$ g# K% w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 T8 ^+ Y; O5 q; ~" f. K  K真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* V2 E2 j/ ~* [) _; \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 H3 ]7 s0 q" J* t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


/ P( D3 r$ [! q) @. ]$ p4 m1 F全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

  O  ]  Y- {7 H/ a3 o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ \: I  K, w% T1 m2 c你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ D' H, }# u- u' p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% J* r4 g( ^  n: i. w& n大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 S/ `) z  m" o+ d3 s( d大学教胖还差不多
4 t* r) e" D" [0 D) Y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 _! h% ]/ W4 M/ P* N0 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% l: Q0 v7 e, ^说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  X. M, K5 T: E' H* m" S3 M; Z% R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* s. |- `$ B6 t% M哈哈，你们在这开小会呢