Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) b2 O" v8 _, ~; F$ n: t- j' hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
/ u$ n. l" s7 R/ y3 G- e  ]4 P# g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 X# G; ^3 D" s2 ~8 r he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 A- F8 P4 y- Y0 ^5 t2 Z' Cyou pay me only $5.
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) b1 C# d* A6 d$ s: U" H9 H: i( b; ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( t4 X4 C' c& T5 T& c2 j will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 V% w; T) U6 j  [- }# cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 G' X0 d# V# g1 ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 o0 h# Y6 j  R+ B1 [- d0 othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 V" H. h1 V+ W6 E% GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
; h# r# H) U* Glawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; Z  f. @" K) G1 w7 WHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; @. d7 S0 T3 E" \references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 }1 N. \8 c3 v, L! A5 s( u8 z3 L% z7 |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 c, p, I- o7 ~  Qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 J; G0 g. m) \" |back to sleep.

7 X3 i: L. v- N. CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 g" G  y% T$ G7 r/ o; i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! d9 D7 d* m) Wcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 O4 @. @7 U6 r( W* o, z3 }$ Q7 i1 I" tand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

8 [" l5 I7 z7 F7 RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, N- v! P5 ~8 v: s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 n( }# t3 T/ |. |  P# G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

# d# o( Z' P) e2 A) i" ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) J' P$ O$ ^2 }0 O>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* |! f5 A- n, d$ O! [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! x3 o7 O/ U) v* B>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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6 s) l9 i& @$ o% K* G+ @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- @  P$ D& M2 J! V  d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, H! \" ^7 |) E9 vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; b- |' s6 P1 Z+ i0 @" L: }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. k# U3 ?2 ~, \, D4 wthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, O: l* L: R* p8 `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  U7 I4 ~% ]  K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  L& R& P' S! i真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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; k! a0 B7 e  Z9 {7 s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 @6 T; z8 e( d, A; B- A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ H9 |3 a' d3 j' M别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. _7 ?6 k8 C* l" P8 h多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

- _& o4 o: k8 i! M+ b+ \- G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' |- W# W0 }$ o5 V( O2 h5 C' ^她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. b  y$ _8 j! Z8 S* x+ s, h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 a/ X$ H7 X+ B; O6 J, S0 }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢