Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 ]: r1 _! f2 N8 A( jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 s  t9 b6 ~1 N% Z: k! h9 Y- Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ w3 u" g- j) E+ D4 x8 c, nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( p, i  X* L; E3 D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 f7 O" X& v9 {* I2 Z; a$ O8 P# f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( o$ V+ ~3 {6 j% rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 E$ h$ q% a  @" a8 Ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

2 N8 C2 M$ T- d+ M0 {- gNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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  B7 H4 Q* F. [* g3 R) C" }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! x+ Y7 P8 d9 V. `three legs, and comes down with four?'

) }5 H% O4 J5 F3 E2 ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: ?2 t( A3 c+ Y% A3 Y/ freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 I9 Q6 A! k5 c+ I3 J, h8 ~the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 }1 s- \9 @6 s+ l( F# a# ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! ^! f% @) p% U% N4 O3 U) Iback to sleep.
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8 @8 ?* s- M, C! V9 EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, J* b& q8 ]6 L0 C6 J  k( Gwakes the newfie up and asks,

" Q+ B4 H3 l5 |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 @8 d: F1 ~( U  a1 c+ G6 B9 X6 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ I" ]% K0 p( H, [+ r( Q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 |4 v: ]4 m6 u, T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 [* @! T0 {/ n% S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& M( F' E/ j0 t$ ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& b) n' L- y$ a' r0 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 m" _2 ]5 H2 _( F+ [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& {. Z) W5 U3 f) I真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



* _, W% r6 e1 Z( }1 ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 Y/ S( n8 q& D. @8 i5 U1 k真聪明，偶像啊

  A% ?) G  a' k- Z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# d8 w+ Q8 E; Q* }1 N' d全盘接受一下。

2 ~7 D" W7 z3 E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 z" ]* W4 J7 r$ W别把我往坏路上领啊。

' \/ ]# U  L# K, v  u- V% f; Y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 q7 _6 A4 B7 r& S; w真博学，偶像啊。

& F3 j# R; h+ J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
2 ~" W3 H# k/ _$ \大学教胖还差不多
6 r2 D3 T* \+ X3 z: U. F她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 a* F, c1 n: g) @$ d! a; n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢