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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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; f9 i4 {  t7 g& K; {$ o( O& Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; m9 w9 A) X0 a- @
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- s* `% T2 i/ ~8 |
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The( T- f0 S/ Y1 H2 o
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 k: q$ h/ S( M1 B. T' u# Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. k1 D9 F1 R# Q  C: Y. Dyou pay me only $5. $ c; y6 B; |4 q' L7 L) r

! E7 g$ }0 F# T$ O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I) r+ A/ V% {( d7 v
will pay you $500. , F; Q3 [1 ?) D% ^, A& y2 Y6 x1 j

7 i- W3 c. [" V5 w This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 F9 J9 j% w3 o2 J, Q0 m5 G  U
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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0 G* C" y1 a. A8 lNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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: R' ?% q6 w& q, fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 k! U' `" D7 {1 L& ?% ~
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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6 G& C5 l8 {$ dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) ?" N. ^+ D5 b8 d
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. m, h% t2 o9 O% q( H6 o
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour1 [- E: E! I) x, y8 g) g
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 ^- l* P& Z( n' w# Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 C: x! D- u: b' ^3 g+ o, Aback to sleep.
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. p0 ~; P; B: d3 Y2 y7 oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# N6 F! U8 c$ B+ j% ?  a
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5* ^) O1 S# c3 Q  H. ^) ]% {
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!, @9 ?  _, M, Q8 c8 E* ~5 T! \

$ y' C1 R" U' z& |9 n( KLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, y3 o3 d1 X+ X+ h2 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason   R& b1 a8 |) H" d( u
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 @8 n( y0 G! Y: @  \, @$ I1 {8 e! ^$ Q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ; A/ R0 I% D4 q. S$ ^
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct4 f/ f9 Q: d( J1 Q! _
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 [3 T3 r% v6 A7 u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ [* r. p$ j5 o/ m* R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 H0 A+ O  |( f7 g% ?9 k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, + ]) `  ^, y2 y+ h9 a
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three1 {. l$ A% b: H/ A7 T8 Y, E
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- d. w0 C4 z# g0 G! m* u2 u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the + @4 Q0 A* F# s" i; C
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand * l$ e/ f( e0 v
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 8 Y2 y* v; a# [, ^+ [/ R8 C! M6 ]
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* d; P# d. t( H" I% Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" w1 v" |* O$ ]3 Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if( B( x% W+ P. m3 y
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
5 y4 \! h1 P. y" W% T, C  x1 p2 a“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
' P' z+ @7 J' }# B9 _好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  I3 P( `) D9 p2 R) i加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 ?4 u# ~3 R3 r( R6 L

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* _1 ]4 @: e" v/ |" A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
6 A: |) [1 ^$ u! @+ T) l“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,' P0 a8 p  ], E' S! g, P9 \, C
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

! X1 F- d# C# t9 ^& p$ H真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 h. f, p- o+ a& R0 }( s/ A. q全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 4 J3 k& I- D: J. i6 L) }
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' m2 \" x4 T$ G  u9 {1 H加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表   j% P: E: J4 E3 u; `3 |0 i# w, H

6 U8 G: m1 S' Q- A+ n# E' C真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 }* s# `8 H$ K; N大学教授哦,能不剥削?

+ K  X' v; Z) S4 \9 L8 G3 u& K: w% U她是大学教瘦?
+ k5 e; g8 ^2 P; @" A: Y大学教胖还差不多 , N( y& D, s4 b3 G1 y) n
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + W: e4 p& ^. _, C1 M
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( m* s7 F# T) {) y$ o9 S; J说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" s$ F: V& @9 ?/ T7 q" I紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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* H6 h- q$ m) q3 |哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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