Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ l6 q2 b8 e3 Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) G7 ^) [  ~! I+ m! S1 t+ J2 mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 P3 k7 ]' N2 K: P& \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 @+ W, |% e: C6 }/ }, D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

5 x, O6 t$ y% ^4 V( e1 N) s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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/ a" h$ R4 E: \) _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 e, K9 n" ?! s$ T3 x4 x0 |) xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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6 d# E" W$ o, r" E0 Z1 q2 K( gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ R, U  q- x# }$ j9 Rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

/ a: Y7 A0 t( J$ F( I2 {2 D/ FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% U4 a  b* `( Y. hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: A3 P9 b! \0 S9 {lawyer.

0 Q# U( ?$ {) a% b3 YNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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- D4 q: U. \8 G( b8 ~6 o+ D3 BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: r6 i: v! j( w4 m1 r. C* ^3 f" {9 rthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: c: W# h8 |9 Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 N$ O8 }+ e" k5 ?* s/ p0 w) X- ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  R3 {8 ~& _2 Y+ \5 z8 n8 Nback to sleep.
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( {6 _0 X: `4 bThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ S4 z6 w. y9 Y% _3 ^wakes the newfie up and asks,

6 V$ l. U% {  e% V8 a7 L, c% T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 Z, y8 D( \! Hcomes down with four?'
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: I- w/ u5 [  @: B  @& aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' r' r/ P9 \' v. R>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ m2 t$ T7 Q( _8 H# [0 G. G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 l: k9 M% M/ _+ M- R>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 H# X1 I% J3 U& V, o: p. @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 p. m/ u0 y/ N$ c. u) KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* S5 p* c  s; Y+ K( p# Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% _7 R: `9 ?$ `the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# k( p0 o, |2 Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 }) J7 |( f) w4 o2 v7 p2 I8 x" p真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. x% Z  S( Y5 G7 j2 v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 [8 ~; v9 a9 B+ z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 N; j* d- H/ G2 ^* A, B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 Y4 f9 ]1 f/ f0 M真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

( ^: Y8 ?5 v2 U9 l3 f) R) B1 X4 L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

" k( e# ?- L6 u' z" m; {你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 l2 F% ^  B. J$ T+ |, a  H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 e: j  ^# l4 U: U% q) _( `/ N& K; P1 O多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 o: N( u3 h4 U5 x, Q$ R真博学，偶像啊。

1 m2 X6 M+ D* ^6 I& t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
0 V; q) p# z' A: U* ]2 I& r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 n. s; p4 `6 ~6 z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: Z& c2 K( j: Z' ~' p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢