Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 Q6 x3 `& B4 d* W) z# X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ y* j' ~' h$ qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 }: @8 y( M2 Y  M# qyou pay me only $5.
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. K3 D* `5 V8 y/ }  k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 |2 s- q8 H6 q  W! f# a will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  N4 P1 Q) G" h  o; S( M( Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 j) }8 p( J2 k% k) K, {8 ~The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  r2 Y. v, K8 e' o5 q. }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

% k1 j. J+ N5 ?" l3 T* UNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 A% ]' t1 N' [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 P) w1 g6 g7 \' m* U) jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 G# d5 B% H# \; Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 U  J9 e+ O- o( N% ], uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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4 f2 C1 ?/ z0 w  q6 N3 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 l& H5 I: v9 V+ a( G8 s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

! Y  @: ^. n; r* Y* A) E3 }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 A$ o3 P+ S5 x0 n- M$ K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  P. a; p/ ^! ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 I7 v% \5 m7 N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  ]; o) E' i3 F" ?>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, o' [# F" o8 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 Z  k- \- C& k; E( t) g* g% h/ p" z/ f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! `6 F1 Y. D  `9 K% ]3 a) CA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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& g0 v# i+ I% z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 B& }* C* D, ~/ h. A/ W3 y6 @" s9 I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 O' L, j% o7 O, L7 g3 u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( n# }7 c: m7 r+ ?- _% F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" E" a# R: `& K0 `% I' K8 u. |真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- [$ d4 P9 t: X0 {真聪明，偶像啊

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8 L6 W7 ^- K( y0 p* ]全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

# _& d7 g4 q- q, L; Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 S& I- o7 f! q7 b, [) a4 \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 B+ l8 N  V. G6 W% m别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! Q' T: M# n& h3 Z6 i你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  G1 t- K. n: h% W' l, c) V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

& h( w4 B* U- ~$ }7 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 P! t; y2 Z7 K- ?; e+ k她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" D; [! F; O. E& I6 C5 m% x她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 k& Q2 q# J# @5 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. E% B% b! e% R1 W1 O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( R: w  ]1 t, e6 u/ d1 Y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢