Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 N: u; i1 Y4 v  g" Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ C; ]" c4 D' {% `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

" r& O+ V/ c6 F# F8 I, t4 w This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ b' O* _7 d7 u  C# m$ X5 LThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  e  r0 e' ?1 v6 Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ T8 n  V) g3 opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

9 e/ j3 ?1 Z+ o4 kHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 T, h4 z/ H! o: v. `7 J2 ythree legs, and comes down with four?'

. Y* F" G1 j* ~. V. Q: h) l/ sThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 e, Z; Y2 V2 k* h4 m4 Jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# R) P$ s# s- c2 f, xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

- `3 y9 u. H: x2 ?4 ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

/ f2 G" v" t# i; W, N9 q. s) gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
" {( x7 N) ~' Y; @8 D9 l2 qand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

7 e2 b4 ^/ k: L* b# z9 CLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

1 d: G' N4 x9 y6 o8 P7 h0 L+ L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 P& \2 j7 }" @8 W1 M/ M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# k9 [& c' }+ g" e6 |>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- B& ~3 w6 a8 @0 q& p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ w% ^$ ^+ Z) I, W9 x( K) j7 D" |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' j; `6 f* F/ N) X: g>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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6 I, |( E$ P7 @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 r, {8 b- k- y# J$ ^2 e* g>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% X8 X, {( O; r. f/ Z) C* a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' m4 U7 K, i6 u* n# K  R# E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ s* q/ Y# G! X. u; @0 U8 t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 Q7 K% ~& C2 v0 s$ j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 c6 x# u$ \% f" _& n( y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! [( _* r, z6 O: b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ J: e; `# b5 {" k. d# e" T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 {8 `5 a% ?, k- h0 ?+ i7 R真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ A- Q! ^( S! e0 t+ `真聪明，偶像啊

/ o  W* W* x0 ^! N" p4 A全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


( }# C# M$ l* m" `) s0 o3 ?全盘接受一下。

9 U8 ]+ h9 M, s0 d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# }( R2 e$ J, Z2 e* ^  D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% Y* s& J) S5 C* @多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  L: ^" Z. d% B; ?* i3 w真博学，偶像啊。

8 `; b& Q8 P: d4 e: x) I8 t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% w! `( n' Y' O/ d4 l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 s4 y1 w0 E! y2 A3 j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 E( q% q- U7 F( o- ]8 \5 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 I6 c2 n9 a: d& i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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