Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" j1 ^) \2 ?7 K- o6 ^1 M" c8 V
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 Y/ [. R2 J5 `7 y3 p
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 E. s; {6 p& \% h$ ]; |& ~9 Nthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ; G1 d. T/ \4 p

8 Z* Z7 J" Q$ L# X. Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. X: ]( H2 ?/ ~. c9 J3 Q
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The) g/ Y7 K6 E( P2 z2 S
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I" N  \" G4 K1 [" d$ Z% G2 U
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 v( Y2 x, L& h. i6 _: y8 ayou pay me only $5. 0 \. w& f0 B1 J  C" r2 K
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I: p' T2 b) y' G( B2 G) d
will pay you $500. & @7 |, }: A! o1 U6 q) J

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 k: Q- w* D& b

8 n9 K; G; `6 C) L4 e. E3 rThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's, ]7 S( O% G8 l4 d2 M
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. o" V# O3 J4 w
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the; W; C% s2 a4 t( f/ P' q9 r
lawyer. $ M  R2 ~" ^- s# R# f

5 V( V. u: N) O( e; A4 cNow, it's the newfie's turn.! q% n' y( C1 H0 h
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 z; d2 M) a5 L
three legs, and comes down with four?' 9 Q# m# V; w% ^+ }3 `# D
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all( x8 Z3 W7 [8 `8 e+ W
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* x. g  a1 ^, Q7 d9 F, Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour" ~( a* u) M* A: y' L9 h) E- Z
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 T5 t9 c5 L9 Z6 Y4 Z0 X
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 v" h% L7 _6 ]0 l1 {5 ?wakes the newfie up and asks, : p/ h' ?6 u& g6 k# E) v# v
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 ~; }+ q8 ]& E9 hcomes down with four?'
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4 s( j9 C3 P; P2 h# D- MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5  [# }* O% O! j7 z) H+ a
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 @7 F& m  }$ c  Y7 o( k0 pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- T  A3 q  M1 `; \* Y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! ]7 H( x& R* M  T5 y
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 C, |  L6 }) i& B5 _8 J
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; ^. V, i5 H7 R: \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- A% ^1 j5 k" u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，* u- {# \; C* u' p3 x
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( p& ]/ I& K" \ u/ M& Q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + F0 G6 e5 w6 I/ b: K3 r
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, {2 ]" C6 z) x6 F1 _! c别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 + M0 Y j, a5 w+ b
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 ^0 a; @+ e8 c* w

# C$ l" w% E8 K* k真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 + {. B# }* l# F3 A I# K
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' s# h2 i3 ~3 }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" \4 j1 H; c/ k, C4 T$ l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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