Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* D' Y7 W7 g/ M8 l% dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& X. h8 V3 v( I% }) y( Mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 V1 `+ r5 G) l% H& Q- f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! l6 O$ [% Q$ Y; kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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; L" i/ b. g$ J* T/ B# R- G4 j" J- k# uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, h: i6 s7 G& n& K; cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ J: B; W# X  p9 E* Othree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( w" H7 h; b( tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) c8 M+ j2 u& F0 m9 Q8 ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# @7 S! J6 C" m7 r! j0 K) Y+ iback to sleep.
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* U1 H3 F6 Q& P# c7 p# mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 J! g" C1 |# awakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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9 ?8 Q% k7 {" s3 @: i4 p( v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( \2 }8 M6 W0 p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. n0 Y/ [, ]' D6 H6 q: ~4 s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 w# K7 r2 ?1 ]! [: m>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 \# i2 U; L9 |; t# \( i' k. W>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

* N, C/ m& F( ]" ]: Q! }>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. X# i; q( z# o* J; j" p' f/ y+ o4 i>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& N" b! R" s0 Q/ Q& J$ s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 s/ {5 W, G( W" N0 ~3 G# S, [A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ _% v$ ~7 I0 F/ I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 E, ^( p% v( e+ g真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  r+ u' J+ Y0 p) q1 ^- N0 `4 G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# ~+ ^: I% S7 A1 ^6 \“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" \- R7 X! ]& v% A0 ]; y# C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. ]% }8 i% [4 ^1 s: y4 g全盘接受一下。

  p7 ~5 w: u7 S1 l% p9 A9 ]. O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 K8 n9 [( L7 K" o, ~7 t4 r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 v# i  g# ~  h8 ?! [多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! L# s7 x4 o) q# A真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

' w# I5 ?) B* O) S) l1 D2 Y. g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
$ `! f# c; q$ r( T她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* W% k" ~8 V7 N; V( b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 O# P! x; J. E9 i7 k1 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢