Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
8 k' ?6 n( P4 Y( o1 Q& w& U8 y" } The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 c- O3 Z4 j2 T" M/ b& y- [  M he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' E8 |: V* S6 ]# h, `; H0 q* u* g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

* ]4 i7 i+ w- A+ V4 G# I  }+ O8 Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  {0 C$ u1 Z6 f& hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

6 }6 l& _1 Y0 \5 G5 O* mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- M- u9 C) E4 c3 a+ oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ e& P1 [' s" D5 K9 ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ G( o3 L1 I' M/ g- g) V5 K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 C) J7 w8 K8 \9 P# k1 L- pcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ |# o  v* H9 I6 {  \# Eand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 ]! X3 x" J9 P* @* Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 j5 L! a3 i, {6 s& D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' _8 G5 U' M/ N9 B7 F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" V) P3 R3 u! L* o: J: |5 v& K>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; A4 P0 i7 ~6 o: J* |4 Z& Z4 X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 V2 |. [  }0 u4 H; M% X; g- X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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2 S, e5 d7 c( @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 t/ |- z4 _' P+ @2 a3 u3 r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 \! `7 ]6 s! P$ H( {& w% CA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. y3 ]- ~3 E0 Wthe newfie would l ...

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5 z6 m+ f$ c  G7 _4 Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( P  h7 D! Q* p9 [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ ]) k6 J/ K  \$ |- k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' h5 a  l- t' `0 X, x3 C; G# b真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ [% y4 E  Y" r- a% Y- F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ _# A  S" }( z" j* ?真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 K" Y, M3 B2 b% @# x4 w真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

5 P0 K  n& H5 \9 l" F别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 k6 E2 I. c' ?6 X2 M% J你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  s$ ?" h: L6 I, M, y/ h多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
# c2 l4 @( m9 Z* Q- N+ c3 ]6 q大学教胖还差不多
+ z; G2 x& S" n4 |. P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" e% X, m0 Y, y: t" t! x' n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 @& A5 @1 {1 @* Q* ?7 N# R/ m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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