Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 H; ^5 \' f; R3 r0 tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: x( u; ?: ]9 p$ Q# c; dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! ~% D1 q( u: X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 N3 u0 p1 i* b3 U( X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( A* _( W; Q; _  `( tyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

. g6 c# s6 j! E& n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ ^$ N  a7 M% X7 Ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 A, ?8 `) j8 r, {# U! D, kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 j/ T/ m! ~4 n  H: ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

$ f4 Y, z' U! p# DNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 v* {$ Y; }6 c3 S# B! Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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. o) a7 P, p# v! z( w# n) [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. @/ u' _/ L5 zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- i# B) ^9 a+ W0 r' u( zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. M( J4 p' w# e9 O; o; Q. ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% W9 n) B# z1 Qback to sleep.
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& s" l- B* H/ G3 eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 m2 i6 m. h4 y; t  f/ D  G- awakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 q* b4 f+ y# Z) T5 Jcomes down with four?'

3 L& w9 {7 o! b& ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
( ^9 \# h4 z+ E: a3 n0 K' p; uand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ c- L( a7 f  P& I, e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 J, r- \' i2 k% J>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' R0 c3 {# Z3 ~( a+ F" c  {, \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ Y3 k$ a3 }4 C0 U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

1 R+ ?& v5 p( T% L) {! ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' l/ B. v7 `: B! T$ }9 a5 A5 q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 l& d$ K, X1 c2 f" v" G( P& B0 K5 o>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ z4 w3 z3 ~2 E2 t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& O. J9 b) ]; k. ]# P9 a. e3 I; P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 S/ G  u* S/ k; S* `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 x9 W1 w- x2 u6 ]1 {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 F; J, L: r" r  d: U# }0 m+ bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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5 H7 F$ t% j: j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  i; _# s  C( e  C! V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. }& Y% g5 n8 i7 o加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( ^. Y* C3 F3 G$ g5 q! D) Y- k3 _
4 l5 D4 z" B( ]; i) P+ e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 H7 ], f+ ?; `4 x7 }- C' A3 Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; H# T3 m) @8 p6 a- _真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' i, e7 H# u  I9 Y真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ w9 [: W9 D) o# |+ j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 k/ R3 ]5 |- [2 B* o8 [' P6 b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, L6 ]  O$ W) l6 \# e% ~$ d真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 {1 n1 |) L# E1 ]# B) B大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# m. E, N2 W8 p5 C4 ~5 l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 A- ^. @0 Z" q说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢