Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) G; g! C5 Q" D! s6 E1 E! Y* w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 n/ d3 l" J9 C8 ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 o* K1 X0 a5 f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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9 d$ {# U; _0 B5 N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

& f' E8 s3 [: B# ?$ p. Q$ |( Q, h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 h* c( G& {1 n+ t1 [' Othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 c5 C6 }; ?  Z1 H# vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: R$ D3 T( u+ u7 a5 {& |2 wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

& ~, _4 q. ~1 U4 m; k8 bNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: l/ l  N; O6 y: Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 d# J& V2 Z* x. }5 D( [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 d" z" p! z5 a% |" G" U% Lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

* J# H) b6 C( e" y+ t3 _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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# z% ~$ V0 N* j4 k5 {Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& c+ T( V4 l# k( c/ M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- X7 x5 k, m) i0 y6 {$ U- Z/ y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 X7 i4 |, `# r* W6 M- b7 P>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 H) Z& ~" M8 E6 Y5 T9 K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 \, {7 _9 b  a! ?: ^# x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- Z2 r+ O, S1 L& Z9 k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% Z4 ]+ q/ B2 A6 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' _$ }5 v+ Y6 D9 h: Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ y3 y% ~. v$ s' |# Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% i( d% v/ t, ~% L4 b7 x/ E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* M, E. U) k/ L' R. |; [: s真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% Y/ E& ^* H9 }: y2 `1 z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

+ P) d9 B+ [$ |全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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9 Z' _9 A6 S. M: s4 ^0 [8 V5 f8 O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

7 t' G" o( n3 V8 r- b$ G$ k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ O; @- L7 E& ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! u8 w, S0 {( u/ t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* n6 U; L4 B5 g( D- G真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; C" k( Y. q7 f. W/ c; Q/ }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 h6 b" y8 N& n, T. [& Q# N4 O8 d她是大学教瘦？
7 w2 w1 B+ u9 D) f5 {大学教胖还差不多
2 }6 q% ^$ g, w+ H她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ `5 D8 A& u! d; T. N" v说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 D1 |5 [( _( v. G5 o: W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢