Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) r& u. S5 v! T, Y' I3 t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 [  ?7 O: q8 ^8 |( sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

- d! e( q6 i0 A3 B+ X: b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
. i. y) |% r) ^8 c9 ~0 m( Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ Q  o8 R( W- t( j7 ]& U5 oThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% {* n$ D$ n$ d3 s4 spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 z2 l. |  L* i  e, z# y( u1 I) Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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5 o& y. [2 n0 B1 {4 ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# o! L) c2 N, R6 {8 K3 creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 K; b' w0 F: B  x% s4 Q1 P3 qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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8 C& D' N7 M- K5 cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 U; N2 o4 d, g, [0 Z3 q* p% K8 B# icomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  R, w6 z0 T0 O- d) B>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" _3 m  F, O  N) |>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 t& r- Z+ z0 ]3 `$ r* U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# B. }" z4 d! a: I$ q6 O3 T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( ^5 e  y7 x: e& qA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! s; |  @. t; p. e$ d8 glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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: w8 e% H& K2 m  I2 D1 T5 ^& c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  A: [+ O! z% r; z/ Z( o* q0 w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 K! |! {- G! N- H9 t6 z3 `真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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) `8 C' }' O" d" d2 @! w7 Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 a* f" [- s' `2 Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% ?: F, r. T* N( t" F# m. r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, i  S4 B6 U. v2 D4 N1 _( b真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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! U8 j5 k$ B+ ^1 C* ^! {8 O0 k: t% m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 A* e; k# F1 v. F别把我往坏路上领啊。

) t+ @9 Y$ l  N4 o1 E你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

& V' E& I, ~+ Z  \4 U# T; z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- }1 |$ l# C& i她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 p3 ^: o% w( W/ U8 P2 T0 s  f* O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 h0 s% M7 n2 F说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ ?# e- V5 P  q3 s2 [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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: d  a& w. d  L: ^/ R( r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢