Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 l% B! H- a! ~# u# {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 y0 J! n: O; o5 q" ^  Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# h( t3 F% M5 G+ c9 ?) i The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ |) W0 g8 E6 I9 w# O& D) H& O3 N* p lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ v% ~! Q( C" ~; A3 c! Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  e- K3 M! D; M  W# pyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ y5 p3 M4 k; ?' p7 Q3 d will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 t! s# y- A* D2 b- X. N/ EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

* L" j) ?; ]+ _+ R5 B: m& qHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ b6 G4 _6 {6 N% a8 n: `three legs, and comes down with four?'
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7 _5 T1 i* C/ {' \+ b& s6 [& x$ a" {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" G% L# i. s/ E' P; `references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( c3 w0 f% i) A7 whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 g  g6 T* n4 |2 W: {" B6 Iback to sleep.
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$ C& }: K+ B/ k( _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

& @: F4 v2 Z5 T; W( b; Y9 f7 Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

" j/ Q4 O8 x* R3 vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! J) i1 _3 r! h0 dand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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' ]  C- V3 @7 `/ ~1 `+ y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 U8 c* Z; d3 V>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' P& ?' i; V( r. D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ G! b0 y( T: f3 b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* @$ d1 i' @4 W! r1 ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 l* g& Y3 g' `2 u>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% ]2 c! Y- x; _0 ?- F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, n/ V* X' ]# e- F/ n0 b) W>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 {9 ^0 ^. ^8 }$ A0 ?5 xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 w0 M" ]- \& @- f* d- @: _0 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) x6 o4 b. w4 e; E. I4 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



* i% L0 g! L" p) O& b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( O/ I4 {0 i0 e7 X! j' p& Z( V真聪明，偶像啊

/ E2 f) N( h% G+ q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

0 T2 `: Y+ y- j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ V! ~: w8 I% K+ M" l4 E+ V; Y  a- ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

# d4 k( V4 @0 z# B* N' c3 K2 X; t你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& W; ?, R! [8 P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 X9 F8 [; k: s( S* j( A真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 o5 V2 a3 L4 k: v" ^她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
+ @! w/ Y: N, R( c  F% G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 T+ o& x; I  ]+ g* A& c哈哈，你们在这开小会呢