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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# ?; \" M5 z; p- V  u+ Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 ]( V- F9 H; @6 h. o; ?/ ~
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so5 N" k% |' C% R/ [
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 x1 z1 l9 T# \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 P  b6 y' j+ M0 _, q8 k4 Q
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' r$ V+ j3 L  @7 O  j9 _you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I6 @$ O  i* B. a3 b
will pay you $500. 3 G! P4 D/ a3 [' F1 D

4 k- J% Y. @  `4 e5 z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep& a& H2 S' D* _  K
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 R: Z$ r6 ^6 J' r4 D4 A. SThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. w- v, H. R7 U% I
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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2 j4 t$ \2 O( J/ HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with( S; Z" e; f2 [6 ^2 G' ~  _
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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/ q5 {% Y3 Q' Z4 f/ H& DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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+ N, b2 `4 Y! Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and7 b: m3 y8 }  v
comes down with four?' 3 k6 ~) I" Q) b4 R( J) {; e

6 Y3 |2 p: \' r/ i4 m: z8 F% dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5: Y  F& Y& n% ]$ k) r& x
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!9 T9 V" u" C6 k( m. a5 Z
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
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>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the - X) D  `5 I2 g+ v3 [' V
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 m1 N1 V9 `2 v/ {+ m* j8 z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct) M+ E; S; e* V! p6 G% A( }
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research # a5 n# _' F, `7 k
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ' u, X2 v3 r% O3 [. R4 |
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 2 e) r5 v) G7 o6 Z
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  t& y4 f4 Y4 b) z& A9 m8 T  X! r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three# [% _$ H7 l2 e, A, O1 U. m) J

7 k& M. p; O# f) Z- l/ o; H>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ! T. R( R- D8 W
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! F( M* b5 [& W$ F/ |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' _' X& x+ `, jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& _6 h3 w; z, K  m0 n2 `
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 }  Q0 ]2 C/ l- A% fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& w: x8 B! W+ C2 |* w/ D( V
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, q& J( Z0 `" [8 [. S9 Y
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- M* \8 S& R3 r0 U, Z5 p' C
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & \* C4 h  Q+ B6 d0 N) V+ z, z
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! \* x4 i+ i/ x+ w' D4 `& Q/ c真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* F: _, s/ k! p! S& ~“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ D) E* r% u# x# l3 I& z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% D4 \- u" {" [, c1 o$ E( }! s5 P真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 K$ S2 ~( @5 e; }$ i6 o1 L0 p

( t  j+ D& S, M% i; A7 |4 Y* O% A5 u( O真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 : N- l7 y6 `! C4 W4 n# o4 m7 K$ U

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) s: ~6 U0 N3 s; W全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 5 h, T6 X5 W5 g8 M- H- k* o
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 U; O. ]+ ?' f, F  A0 j/ [+ B加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  D5 Z( r" y/ v+ O) S: l/ k3 s5 B多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + m4 w1 ~0 V- o2 O

  X4 U8 k0 [( w+ h真博学,偶像啊。

  P$ R) B4 e, P. Y$ k4 I8 Z7 Q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 ( a7 n) i; F' i, m
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 O! t7 Y1 [* _+ R
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . {3 w: \9 D& d' K
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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) n3 ?8 r' s: E! |# l! |; O; D1 x( k哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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