Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 ]* w2 |+ G8 R/ [+ ]6 qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( q5 }9 z4 D* ?. ^. u% u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 d) d& q5 n9 T( }) V4 iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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3 G, D$ v9 w  i% k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* r1 K( @( M" G% I2 N1 i will pay you $500.

9 T6 g* ?" G' E+ ?' R) p This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 j( i8 a& T" k2 y0 O: zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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" f  ]0 V) Q! uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ B5 M4 Y- Z3 L0 D: ]5 w5 H/ `0 C' Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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$ r, p  R% B) I) @: y* sNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 E! H9 T  A1 O9 [three legs, and comes down with four?'
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+ y% T  d6 J9 p/ X: Q  |  d# _8 |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* _& q; N  @" _of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" m6 G- G+ M, p1 i! C# T4 whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& P- Q, j% F& ]2 e/ Yback to sleep.

1 M6 e$ j) j$ Q  ?3 i: q: o) z5 SThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. _0 T- C  @+ ~' I$ w' q% F, ]wakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ m; [0 H, o. p$ \7 G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 P% J. ?& ]" n& @comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 H( q, O7 {0 y5 A& E! n( ]% ~and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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/ c8 |. y  U. o8 N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 c: K, g0 v7 ~% f1 ^; q: J! U! v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: c% W; j3 z# Z3 X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! y9 }2 [- h) x3 c0 c# Y& G# s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* q8 a4 D% y6 T+ l, f>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ B5 C+ S* ?+ d! A5 U' x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* @* I: h$ y3 K2 s0 y+ [, {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! j1 U' p: {/ w% ^" N# z! `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) T; u1 f: `9 Zthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 T5 c# p5 X& o6 @% _, t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# M, Y7 U# O0 z. |7 i+ g8 C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ U4 H+ s. F" M8 S* A9 N真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: y$ ]! O. x) Q7 U( L1 {真聪明，偶像啊

6 l, s. L( L0 x1 F全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

) m7 m: t' x  h( v( j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! s0 l  ^7 c$ z/ G$ l. Z6 _9 X5 G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 u) e" B: q3 e9 k1 L+ C5 V9 y真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 c) {& }7 s, `0 U0 Y- _0 A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# n$ K+ G  g  \- m# R* x/ ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- z2 x+ q# G4 P" O2 D; a! z. i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢