Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 a- c: j' ]" s+ _( K4 Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ h5 \9 f5 e4 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 d. `% ^' m# \2 K2 L$ s% i  n1 k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 ?3 Q; a# Y. {9 p" w: P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

" M9 [1 u& q8 o) U' L4 d3 b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 N. j% {! ]0 W% h' U6 l will pay you $500.
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. F" H/ k0 x9 T' a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 E* s% k* R5 ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

& B' }# l8 T) J+ E, TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 c) {/ }3 A6 N# Y9 alawyer.

; D9 u* r3 j& z5 K9 c' g6 Y9 ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 _; ]* [  Z6 A8 V3 Z. D. Ethree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' [1 h- S. M  s+ g# p* Y+ R: C0 ~# _references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# v. z- z2 y3 y3 c* h$ \$ `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" ~1 A* w1 y6 }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 S+ C" e( r  S2 k! qback to sleep.

$ x$ C, t; n5 CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 w7 e. }2 k. U5 L5 t7 x9 S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 c" }! S5 d, |) K. Scomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

5 ~# y1 [& ?1 ^Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 \+ X# n$ S$ n! t' r! n* C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 X  u* c" D( X6 a# \& p>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& X2 `" g7 M  I# S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ M5 A" }* r( m& J; G>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ `5 x: t8 U3 b" P( E$ o>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ q! ]5 K5 n' }/ W% ]: C>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  s& ]7 K$ V' |2 _: Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 `. }3 H# J+ s5 }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

7 H: [: v9 A1 a9 [! u* w
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 P. ~+ b+ O( s) i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- Z( W* ]- ^: ?1 d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, @, g2 @, u8 X5 y% o$ f; ^5 W真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



+ ]/ b9 X+ S8 m. e/ x  o$ r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; t- X, U; p" i8 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 F% s+ F* {6 N& o' |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. k: S+ b5 h# ^: S& Q0 b真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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  @" w- |. A/ b" K' E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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6 ~. X) G) v# [; w全盘接受一下。

) P) x% ~- e3 S% \) H( _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" B) E* Z* ?% @+ k+ v  m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

3 h; q. i4 B: f! K1 @% ]& ^3 m4 t, u别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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2 r  L5 s7 o1 x. l别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 [; z- ?  Y; {! q5 C你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# W! i" {1 N/ k. b5 W- h5 L7 a, D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

5 X- ~. u) a$ a8 S! I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 m, c2 D0 P, C5 Q" s大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 m3 h7 |; A! ?+ s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' G# W3 l$ a- M+ x5 C6 W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢