Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 g7 s- S) `: N8 e6 s# R- m' x3 @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 s- x: @, |' U' g" Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; s  P/ }4 P4 i/ l; N3 z, X- |the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 ^* G2 ?" Z: X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 _3 m) g0 V( {5 V# M will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ T7 i1 m3 ?" |6 lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) l9 c! m- T0 C0 Z6 kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% P7 H- K$ R# F2 ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& p( s3 o7 b, N: O  t( M, Ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ q9 V+ p8 {6 e$ \2 t# T, Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 r, q% q, z1 a! xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 h- x8 V$ ]. ^  Jback to sleep.
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0 n. I+ t* r2 Y7 T4 {4 e' E- |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* F1 u" ^8 ^4 o8 R) \: ~# hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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6 g( K- p$ o* [  |0 }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& l8 H$ g( l/ w! U7 e, D+ C$ p% gcomes down with four?'

$ U, ^- p# A$ iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

: [7 R. B9 ]6 E0 h0 O2 G3 U7 o/ a. m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* _7 a) M; P1 Z9 e( ^# U>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

3 s0 N! V5 P) G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 q% L( o, N, H; F4 N/ i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) {$ f5 G$ g2 C6 P) o( ]>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ G1 j7 q# J( v) J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 P9 a' F" Z! @$ W0 f. R3 Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- T2 I8 ?& q! ]* U& s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( O4 Y, A6 `' m; f' A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 n( R( ]( v/ W- `  D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& z5 ]2 q( n) l真聪明，偶像啊

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8 T) N0 ?6 M% o2 X) f0 K" Y+ Z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* k! \* V9 ?' v: \/ W; y1 G# m, I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

$ O0 c: T- @; V( `& K' S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 n  @. z# z2 }别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" h) r) Z. |9 `( {" w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

+ S9 I) B; _- Z* z6 }8 L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 y& Q  k1 v0 P3 F% \  f9 y她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢