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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 {* }+ c6 {& f) E$ L5 U2 w9 l+ q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 e$ F+ F; S% O& Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ J& {' Q2 d& j* V) z4 ]2 p/ B% Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 M+ B# V& E" M! ?* u8 s1 O8 [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so& W. b3 B$ R( R4 Z* W( i& P
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 \0 b! V' R$ U  {- I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I3 y+ a/ c4 x/ _. r" t! b9 L0 }3 s/ ~
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 |, r$ W0 K3 x8 r" f' R" `* A, ayou pay me only $5.
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; ~, j( v, _8 q7 S7 E, o& ?, l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I: y/ \  Y& ]2 j3 I
will pay you $500. . E; p& c. [2 ^, Y) y
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep$ k- v: C/ j, ]  P. s+ G
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 9 D( h8 ?  p& x, x+ A
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. t+ S$ ^5 ^; O  b( }: w  W3 ^1 S
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ w. j7 i/ [/ A& w- iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, _- Z$ p" K$ l7 Dthree legs, and comes down with four?' ' `  _: v& q/ Q
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 v( F% `. w4 Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  a( q4 J" A( M- j" e. Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  `# P( z7 L' O5 Y' R! Xback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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5 T5 m: i. z* Y% `3 Z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# W) ^  \. Q9 e& j, N
and goes back to sleep.( q* ]$ u* h6 n3 I6 N

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!7 v; w) ^* r" C: U
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the9 D4 z- f: U% @
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 1 M7 B1 L  C  x1 s) W$ ^
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 7 Z$ _1 {1 u8 f; ~( I9 z9 N. I5 ^
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 8 b- n, V+ N/ \7 }) W! u6 K, }
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ' E; w; ]# @$ h0 L
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct6 L6 X/ \; b! S* N" k! [: \

( k( f) G4 ?" X: K# m# R7 Q3 t>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research " _: i3 I/ l; _9 F3 j( j$ N# T
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' Y$ `+ B9 a! H* q+ M6 R7 P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& ?6 p) X3 D7 {% o>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, . i' g4 j& d5 g, t
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's / h9 |/ R/ s% A8 S
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ) [- S* r  e$ O8 z# S6 G
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* c9 l; D5 g8 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ! A  k8 R5 X; `+ u0 X: L
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 K1 o! Z% f4 ?+ E* Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb/ Z0 p. ~: _, e6 W
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 I1 r5 ~# L: U6 e, mthe newfie would l ...
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- d" ?% i/ ^) L% n4 e+ B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 n6 F( H3 }" L! ]! Y9 [4 \" c* T
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 u5 o# k5 T1 H1 x+ |
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, H5 {1 D  g3 E1 h5 r8 S9 ]. E加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; f$ k* b' c: O5 N( D# h真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 t( R, ]- z  E! g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 L  }% {5 \# t) b9 ~
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
: n  ~$ x$ b1 W2 ?4 t好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

+ }& \/ Q8 y) o' X: W$ w; G* V3 q真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 ?) |  L7 v+ e! [$ Y1 S5 {: ~* y全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. |$ j# g. y/ L8 m全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 a3 u- ^% Y% L2 @$ E3 p真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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7 n/ i8 o! r( Q& {3 P( K别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 [. u2 C, \- m$ g3 I3 S, I: L! F你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   V, \6 g# W/ C
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 F8 I& X7 Z& u1 e

% G/ O) T: {# V2 u& y真博学,偶像啊。

3 [8 U' F# C& Z5 Z0 s2 i) x大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 R' p) v! e: K# w7 l6 p大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
( T* J5 y) [5 g% C% y) S0 n2 C大学教胖还差不多
# O7 F% Y4 I: z她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * O/ ?0 h* |8 l( t$ [
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 l! b6 u" J3 `$ y) I9 X) {说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* ?1 l1 d1 E+ l4 _$ n/ h& V! f( J" c紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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7 S- o& ?. h0 A. m% Z0 ?哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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