Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 R9 I1 v$ k& t# A6 G. \2 kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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2 m6 r% T1 w& s The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* g1 J; h+ g/ a. M/ F he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! c, N: Z, J0 ?, \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 d: }) b5 v2 e5 K& Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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) S* G; F7 ?, E* L5 \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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& `: G  ?2 \0 eThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 ^1 ~1 V9 G6 k% c" Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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1 z+ F  r+ s8 M1 j  S+ gNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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( z$ Y! J, U8 W# uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  l4 c7 N3 v2 c7 n6 tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

1 u6 n$ p3 _& Q; x0 U7 K8 b3 RThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 }  l  r$ `- d: Xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 g+ x( v  [, Nback to sleep.

% Q) Y  h  E& m2 R9 p5 LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ g. u. o/ {3 x$ Y$ ?5 B; W# I" i& Lcomes down with four?'

) m( `& K$ F3 c3 LThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- ~7 A# F5 i% N( u; b>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ m+ Z; L# w9 C7 b>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 d) h: k; z! o2 I" d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) R7 V" G8 S' I( _/ n8 g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ n! u, M6 _$ X! l! ~# _' h, |4 k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ |% Y( Z1 U# Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, e4 U6 z5 |4 d7 Ythe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- a; J5 W5 G. |7 i9 [0 e" v4 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ D; b7 w- J5 J- \; e: I% e8 w3 f1 B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! Y8 V# [, J. A: o/ T; F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

' g8 {0 G' ?: a7 K1 e/ O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

1 A1 t/ s4 O, Q6 ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# g( Z; t+ O$ C& h' G4 e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. z! J- Z& b; L, j/ q/ o/ K4 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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; q' K( D, m$ P& H; E你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% W0 n7 A$ y& }  o! O' {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( H- h: B: m" X2 Z7 g  @多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# |- V* q; _& i真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 m; M' W% f: B她是大学教瘦？
5 t  z8 t( a: H2 g3 I: }大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( T) ^* j3 ^$ m# h3 ]2 G& z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢