Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( I6 B1 h' C" q5 u, L, ?, `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& T% k/ m5 [% \/ L! ~& othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ {  {& `! ]5 l8 Q' Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! ?5 d1 h" e3 Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 j; H) T4 @  z  z- d5 }# Xyou pay me only $5.
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& S, Q$ H8 P, k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 b3 {  c' _3 M+ R1 q will pay you $500.
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, F3 K3 a0 a# _# J/ l4 y! j3 `8 j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; x) V# p% \. J; `+ ]The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ \7 U# U; L5 [4 t+ E! \pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 C6 [6 ?" b- g' D4 Y3 N/ v" X. Ilawyer.

( v0 U8 ]( \; C0 I+ W, d' ?8 PNow, it's the newfie's turn.

. A1 Q( I8 h9 xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( w+ B7 N$ a6 l+ k3 v: b2 wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ x3 p& |1 |7 h$ g2 Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 s1 n, d1 j3 i0 o5 f5 T3 c2 c* ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

  N" {! f& f+ Y% a! KLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 {; s/ X2 a1 ~* _, j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ d) s. b0 k, Q  x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" \1 w7 O* C6 R% @+ S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ ?5 f) Y$ [/ ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; \- f0 }; |; ?4 b1 `. Y& \- q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, F" U+ @- V, Z% C& ~8 \% S7 ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

. j+ {6 X3 g; Q5 s8 ^; X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% ?  @% l5 z- \& _' N) W3 z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! b5 }& ?2 J+ x: k, t真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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- C; z/ K! G1 Q+ p7 V- k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" }1 m; J! |/ G/ Y9 S0 g/ p, q1 m. ^真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, A$ f0 d+ j' c- T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

: U/ k7 V! M1 _$ A; t别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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# e4 F9 s9 g6 s: U. P别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 Q5 g* ~3 Q- x7 l9 g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 @8 l& b* X8 g9 R6 K多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' @' E7 P+ L  [) n3 T1 v5 p真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 A# w$ {* P* R8 c' }# a; P! h她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 L; d3 r4 P3 @% w+ R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" P) @, r2 B$ j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢