Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ g" ~( d9 y4 ]6 B' Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 S) n4 b( q2 v* g! z- s$ athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 j7 d+ A5 G/ ]2 I8 z0 Pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& x& D- b$ l* _6 H! S0 ]0 A1 E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 B$ n% [5 k4 i" G, m he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 A" W" I* q" L) K: _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ [. g& p* ]; P% x4 K! [you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

2 D; U% X- a0 a* q+ @1 Q4 V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 D2 H* L9 g8 H; ~9 Pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ X; k' Y" r, p0 F( a1 h% blawyer.

- \/ _  ]) d! c% |8 gNow, it's the newfie's turn.

% O! Q' D1 B2 ?( c# h  ~3 P: d! pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

: l% X# l& N1 N; G2 V* q# uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! P6 c! O6 Z! L- y/ j" u4 B; Xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( d, y. t& @5 Z" D  ~) yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

' E7 w" h& h; @; T* c/ F# S6 FThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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9 B9 N9 U- [0 ^/ [( U. yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, u  i9 t) b4 i>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ F( {# k( A. o( K1 c+ r, ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
1 ^. m  R! M' O
5 B/ t2 Q" U. C; C8 c. r% [$ A" f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" s6 Z" f. N0 ^>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
# B3 Q* c% Q" K# K
* p8 l2 `  C5 `2 K4 I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 e* s6 L# w- Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ m  a* w3 s  i5 [! J0 `* fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

4 D. p& c5 Y- n# K; M5 m- M3 S
) E, G# @8 f6 S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" p7 U; \, p; j. O' X- X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


8 `$ o" K: s  f: u; [. U
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" b+ |8 r+ S$ [# q" V5 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ R9 ?; _* v/ c1 O4 A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# i3 T3 Z# j7 V8 m" Q8 n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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: i5 S* \' s% I+ U! J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

! G( Z4 }( Q0 u7 A$ f别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 ^; x. i, ^: u7 R别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: G3 u! F% k! k8 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* L( ?! Q9 y9 T9 E1 ^4 W1 d3 R真博学，偶像啊。

+ g& P. |. A% `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- h* x/ i+ f8 X  r9 D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 P& e9 d/ [/ j, U4 E3 n' ]她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
6 U9 n3 G- \3 u' r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 z* O, S. G8 t' v+ u9 R说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ ^2 k& m. d3 H3 A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; o/ F4 ]! h4 w# b8 T/ P, h) D% w+ \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢