Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 I- j* p! H% [( vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( W8 I5 e1 F; H- K; r; wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
% C/ I5 F8 X3 n- x& ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  m7 B& I* q" v# a0 |/ h) J; Wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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! T0 J( [7 n: s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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! K9 u% m( o) D2 C  G& p" R5 |) @Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, C9 o1 W# {& |: M! [3 s( H, Xthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& E3 [9 e4 X! \% r4 e8 y& \0 ~references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

& w" h2 H. o0 v0 B3 X  g; N3 {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
% c: M3 R" [* B: {and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 f1 X: \, |9 n5 n, y1 d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ D7 v/ v0 g5 j5 K! E3 n$ s% L: v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 o! L- j- T# n, T>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  U: h2 W9 N1 |: g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* j4 l! v# g1 Y. G: ~; l0 S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

, @2 ~1 q# d% V, L: u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 N- q) [7 t1 i* s2 E& g9 U7 Z7 f>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. X6 D) Z# e, R1 V# V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. O" l2 W/ j; l: f/ W1 ^5 `2 Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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- z4 V# @( @' j& Z7 }2 k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% @' g2 r( j; ?, {, b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; h8 Z! B( w. o( W7 S, Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 z4 V* ~( f6 p- z$ _2 R8 r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 d" [; N- P  e/ a& @* g% V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 Y- J! J) X* G$ }+ o" s2 b1 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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) O$ r$ z7 t6 c* g7 K6 B2 v全盘接受一下。

7 U/ V5 J: c$ q" L2 h/ `0 F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 N' G6 V4 f! t+ U  Q9 M& a0 X% A9 S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ u, H$ h' t6 V" x1 L' B0 ~2 h3 x别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% |, ~3 [1 f6 K" ]; n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( P) v+ s5 C, Q+ m多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

$ S; e4 P; n! M0 q' F- Y  y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* p5 n# u; d8 q9 r/ I/ e/ {她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
0 U0 S  P& V, `" X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 e! o3 I9 B' b* s* D& j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢