Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# U. k5 g5 a. P  y0 m* Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 b7 K: q1 t) J! d& L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; n8 ?& a7 Q, |4 D0 J he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 m. v1 M% M. G8 r( P/ Y9 e lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 U- B, |+ c. L  Oyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& t. ~' A1 _  M3 S0 o- w will pay you $500.

+ g7 f1 g0 i6 {$ ]% P This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 f1 s; {* `/ L& sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 x" G3 Z. t; q& ~' ]The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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( i' `6 x5 d9 Z. l$ _2 FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

. [9 I# h. p5 B& X9 `' @1 _Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 F- d& `1 p, j5 ^$ p7 dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# \$ `; H" E7 h, T6 T2 jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ V) L! \: F0 {$ D/ kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 v2 p5 z: i* F. U% M" e5 Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! s" z' i; n( w5 ?& P- cback to sleep.

- Z$ ^+ X" u0 R3 p  r/ PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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. ^% N3 o3 }9 o2 v8 k) ^* ~( o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' M  q0 s0 j) X* V8 ocomes down with four?'
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6 y* O$ d. B& BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 m( d8 ?; M: uand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 v0 i3 k: A9 l& \- m; z+ V1 U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 q8 d2 y  k2 Y* }+ h, `  ^3 c2 O4 k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ _: s# s" ]# Q9 I" G( O  y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ p4 Z. u: c2 V1 X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

$ i2 |7 I+ [* ]4 [>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 \: E' L- e2 B- ]. s. U' _# E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- o, ^3 N1 P: M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 j( @& c! d0 S, n; E) M" G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 u6 q: ^9 }. d- b: T9 i$ ~/ @! \! Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% L8 ~* M; B1 C+ l( I9 ?the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. E2 y4 E( ~8 n. h& ?7 W  u7 R  [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 Z9 J$ ~& i" i9 J7 T! _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& Y* q2 k; P. Z7 q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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# J3 d( Y' h) e/ D* v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, j6 p. y5 f& C& Z0 N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ i; W5 z% B- Z# j* h% s8 j! i真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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4 s8 [( F) Q+ Y: x8 v8 A$ u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

, d; U6 z3 Y, T# i6 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

7 G4 a' v1 a" @1 q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 A# Y7 l, Z( b, J1 p" q' n别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ {+ E, X4 Q% U0 B2 n4 N" u0 \+ s你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: e" }- M- D, u/ x" a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

- y5 h) w0 Y0 L7 D7 \7 x) I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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) L& n& O; q' e% q8 c% z! w+ {  E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( B- K3 _9 q, n8 }她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% g4 B: O: F; E$ s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ r. T' Z( A" x( Y' u/ s说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢