Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ T; @3 |6 U3 d1 A9 t' o! I2 z* dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% e2 ]! R8 @  _" F4 O5 }- N' |; N lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 ?+ P8 x; _2 d* [$ V8 z! @8 ^/ Fyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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# I  E; |  H- }2 G+ j& l+ b0 ]6 J. ~% a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  X: |( R7 `) eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 B8 y. p; [. l& |: m) f! X$ Othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  Y- n6 J. M0 J# U$ QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! e$ \+ Q' n) l) xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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* h2 @0 m6 G6 TNow, it's the newfie's turn.

4 I2 v) d) g* c3 l* oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. Y6 I6 K) _9 W% s/ M: r7 i; n1 mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

8 y7 N1 F# ~( k) m5 V6 _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' ~( t7 h6 U/ n* q- \6 P% [" p, [  Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* Q: m6 L/ u+ @* o6 a; B; cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 q8 P5 \7 D, z; ?  ^8 B" zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& k" {4 B4 F* R* Awakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ a5 ^' ~7 J! w'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 A* C  I7 G6 Jcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 O8 ~/ T# ]4 p4 Oand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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, b2 ]4 t6 E7 z3 H/ q/ }4 }" _, aLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 I- j9 t) K& i) k>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  @7 O' [; Q; Y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 b- F' f- P/ A' x3 T* _/ K>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 L# o$ O+ z) x" I. a/ @1 |; {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ f# n0 S0 b4 c& @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( w+ l( K! j6 r6 m* x: n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 a: S6 f0 f* \) ~6 \  X>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& O8 |( C+ R8 }8 |" KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ U5 |* w  s( |: Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  I3 z" N  `# M0 Tthe newfie would l ...

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0 o2 e: z+ t8 b, x; y8 N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 [$ {  s" \5 [; r7 {) ]  s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 L0 U. H) q6 @1 W1 K7 n- v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 M: I* K+ o: o; ~$ v# k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; s/ d8 @/ r9 T+ N, S5 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

' I: u3 Q4 N1 Z. R) }0 i全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


. s' Z% J$ M* Q: Q% ^# \8 o全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 U8 E" }( M) p. ^  k, n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 x8 B0 k4 i  V2 o0 D0 R" z* o别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 O6 U  ?8 u% n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- h8 j/ O6 u5 b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 [; [& I2 l: ?! B真博学，偶像啊。

9 n! s) t' Q6 ^6 S! T: [: ]8 g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

3 C1 `; F5 ~  R$ \! s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 |; w6 Z/ E6 _7 U" t5 b她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
0 i1 h# L0 J. K她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  e0 G! o* i. j$ N3 u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& ]# j8 C2 @+ b, ~6 \9 `/ i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢