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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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+ q! K. }; R! q4 N8 G7 p# K8 x7 dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 f6 Q) [9 A3 {% y
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 5 s* n" R: A+ c3 Y% _. x
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I) Z6 @7 b6 u( Z7 g. ^- u) C. M4 I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 C7 K- O5 q; {/ Q  ]you pay me only $5. 3 K+ E' U! e. d9 c8 m6 b

$ s2 S% J0 B5 y- P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  H  j  v+ n, _/ @, O; A
will pay you $500. 6 t& m9 ~8 {2 H6 s9 i) k( M6 @

7 y& M* V7 t- Y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.! G7 b1 M( v1 q
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 W! l$ J# c) }; O6 S% h
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour) X2 n' b) l' z; T+ n- {
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and4 i6 c& y8 f- O9 \9 x
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right+ `9 x( }! F1 G+ T9 V0 B
back to sleep. 8 |1 F& A# _& c) K6 x! X3 }

. |1 [$ b% k1 nThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# D/ d( u9 H  n% X  ?9 k& k' m# K: w" a
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- q2 |" f9 p# n$ r# G9 i
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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2 _- o' ]: F( b$ p# \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the" \! Z& E' w: q9 s7 A

0 E" `" M- r4 d( P  I  F$ h5 J0 A6 S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, ]: c% J" ^6 R4 Q, @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 4 z2 p& n7 ?9 v8 n! o4 c
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 0 y# I# [# N% M+ M% v/ Q
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 f' r9 s0 l& u6 i; C3 I% l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ' ~  m7 {. h- K4 i8 ]1 y( |
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ n+ N# m9 s) R" c: a; a>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# h3 _0 l: U5 |) a$ @" X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# n- h& T0 b6 p% D9 ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 a& s; q! J3 H* [* x5 O
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 8 x9 i5 `% ?2 h9 }/ z7 p0 A
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ( F# P) v, ?4 P0 G1 m3 n
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 1 ~, f4 d1 s9 P8 k% K
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- p, T6 y; A5 y" |! S6 C" s  HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 ?2 ~+ x; i# N* [3 flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb( k) g/ V8 F( f4 M) ]5 {/ H+ _* U
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 |, z& d6 Z/ O$ Z# C" O“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* F+ `, K& j: P( Z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% h+ W% t- t' p7 m( v8 u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 X1 x% f8 G9 _/ I! V% s
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- R. ^) X( t) m1 l& c& x
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) Z0 p0 L) F5 ?9 D# G& i

. T2 I2 `' x0 Y  |6 s: @9 K" C+ m真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ( m" d1 P8 t/ Z
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 G" t. k5 e. |# l. |真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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0 c/ c- {& S! o/ f7 f# e5 M别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ! T; f4 w8 E1 h) D2 x( ]5 [
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

; t1 c: u! }1 Y( G你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ }% A$ _5 X0 ]3 c加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( L0 c* Y6 ~) ?8 v多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
, `6 _3 V3 z4 G; w. a% n大学教胖还差不多
+ ?1 h8 I2 k+ \5 @+ L她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / q; S6 d# l$ T" [9 \$ Z1 c
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- T7 U% ]& P- ?5 S4 W" ?; G5 e" E紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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