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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% N, ?. P1 |! W5 r; Y, k. B
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 ]0 ~) J# k% A8 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 b4 @" G! e' J' e
the newfie would like to play a fun game. : I5 n: \  k$ g
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! y9 _; z! _! [. q2 G/ n2 s
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The: F: X" u8 H! h$ w8 P* Z9 o7 Y
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 g2 g9 e  m! E: X2 w& Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 b% k. `5 G- O- hyou pay me only $5. & h* _# J2 F' ^' s
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 Q' [% x7 ]4 I' R
will pay you $500. ; \7 G; |( q7 Y, n* ^0 \0 c/ e; \

  C1 x" e% I1 E+ ~1 h, d This catches the newfie's attention and to keep. @# b0 _- R8 q
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ) J5 O% J0 M1 ?: B( _

. o* J/ Y0 j  d5 _" WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's6 y% G+ w* b, S6 Q; c" b
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' # n( N; I' x( q- S7 o' w
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his- y! ?4 B# m+ O: }2 s: z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the1 }7 {7 q8 F4 o  v/ E
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.% {2 R) H% |  i; D
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 B6 V+ R3 R: x- H6 h
three legs, and comes down with four?' ( a/ f/ g+ F! F4 v! C

6 b& ]$ a; T* V/ t$ \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 e- b% k7 E. i3 Zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 R- S* }2 i& K: c) L4 d' zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 w  U  n( W7 I6 Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ o$ x) O6 e/ n; {: zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! Q/ I+ h# A  W# u/ y0 Z3 x% ?% S
back to sleep. ; e% _% c/ a* m8 P( N
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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2 V" |4 S* R& P- z3 J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  r3 {: J) g0 lcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!0 A" Y/ N: X$ d

0 y9 E: u4 Q/ E4 MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the* X# a4 V- u; M+ k4 V

, g6 }  Y- T# I7 s8 }5 ^9 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ y. _+ m' n1 _0 K# j>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( h( C/ {5 e$ r& [7 ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' A  \/ D9 S+ Y4 g5 j( x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, + p) x- w6 N: X8 u4 P
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) o" z6 Y: ~1 S8 E6 p0 z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a   F6 ~# |7 B2 N  O9 v
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more & X: R$ F: K8 j9 A9 c: z
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, $ @# w- f  Y: X/ Q/ T" ^0 L, t
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three: D" |' @* ^; `9 I# G/ n9 E
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's $ D# E' o/ q( N% L2 a
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- @# ~; g2 H6 ?) C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 0 q* Y/ p8 j+ o7 ~8 L. H& t' x$ d# B. m
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& y3 W9 U. M; {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 l( i$ G- R2 A# i- N
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 b5 a" G5 n& \, V" i1 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" U  ]8 p. y; Y5 p1 Dthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
( Z" _  V. V. K“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, W% {  R/ Y3 o  h7 R6 Y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" w3 W: `2 q1 D, I( E6 N6 t* e加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 x% U7 n  F& l: @3 o( ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:! v: S4 E% R; s' w
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,  E5 P. _1 P& X- f! Z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

0 T; a) g7 ~2 D; I) n  Q真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 5 s( y3 z, p" |; N1 {, l

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5 M# C/ r5 z) Y  _$ c/ Z全盘接受一下。

6 S0 ^. E8 i0 q+ r真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % U( l! K% O& R( O

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% K$ `/ p# c1 B6 q* s- H) p" k别把我往坏路上领啊。

! U$ w. e8 d  n9 z! i. z你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 c# B& l  G) K8 u
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 `- {* k) w# \& k, C& Y0 W多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! [, d0 e+ K8 O5 ]7 l& G; p0 y真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 Z+ V9 [' @3 S大学教授哦,能不剥削?

  o9 ]; T/ z6 p5 }' J% A她是大学教瘦?9 k- B" |7 X1 @1 S% `
大学教胖还差不多 : |. n) O6 O7 `0 [' P
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 U' \) i/ L# y
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 s+ i9 ?- m. \* P
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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; a9 S' x# i2 X4 A哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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