Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" ~- [0 \8 h; o( plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ f/ s$ g' A* Z) mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 ^2 r5 ^( u0 d" d* S0 U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: i" M$ `- O9 L! n& C* a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 V0 e8 u! G9 H# I' b5 lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 T* _, T, m2 ?of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

1 Z5 P. M! o# K  c0 n9 f2 n) s7 v8 \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

" r2 m8 S; C$ mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& [# v  X- b  ^: h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" G2 r1 u" {% m4 ~/ s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% i5 [$ D4 V3 m: V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; E9 b5 \. ~6 T! V2 }/ ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: T! P, c/ i! C! A5 D& V: v; q% @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 m$ z: M' ?% o% C$ b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 e7 |' x4 q. k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 o$ @: s' {" `, r3 S1 }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 {5 ~4 {2 |4 b" R+ xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 e% a# t  b5 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 ?" R' u1 Q- O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" }% A5 ]; }1 _4 e+ p( @# A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: ?! Q# E8 ^" K- d; D7 g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& k7 J0 L( f! j5 H& ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' @, x+ T  m7 w' ]8 v4 r5 a9 z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

% p: Z; e# w+ a. K0 e$ X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 t0 V. N( K# U: X- E2 E4 N( J/ }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

' |: O4 e$ w6 ?9 v/ ?# j别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 A: {! K3 ~3 q8 G3 I0 Z, U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ g+ W: G& t; F) F5 m, L# K真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. h* t% v7 U8 H" d: e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
  e% t# `3 A, f0 M大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; D2 V# D& H( g: D5 h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- P+ K( T5 ^# y4 l哈哈，你们在这开小会呢