Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 y+ V0 @% W% ^" e- Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 O  Y, S: ^: X3 ~the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 e9 p5 ^' D0 f, T  x) |/ S, I5 L# h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& {/ B. J$ c; e+ }$ Lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: C: n( |3 l& Q( U9 c0 kyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! M. s9 ]: O; W4 |3 W( _( qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

! y3 Q" _$ ?) A7 h. n) xThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. D% q: C; y2 r9 [: N& T% xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

6 v6 w9 z3 d/ a4 r2 ]6 O! qHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

$ B& R- Q: m; e: @& L& BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 T, }$ H. P9 J7 r' L1 @+ s3 P& F3 \references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! }5 {5 `$ H1 |1 N# V$ K9 R: lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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4 |3 X5 q: A8 [% LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 z( ?% O' z% z  qcomes down with four?'

; p/ y% a( I* {9 g3 cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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- Y2 e5 B# b  J$ y( |1 YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 d6 Z/ ?4 T' {2 `2 ?. h# P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 R, t4 U7 K  D* q; w! t% f& P) ^>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: E( m0 `: T$ {, |1 t>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. T) P; Y1 `  C9 o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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6 Z/ H; W* {/ R1 Z9 o3 }, T5 o% D6 J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# U4 I3 U# c) |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ \9 S' c7 [5 g% c. v- Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- R+ i4 `/ ]+ h. s. e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 q: j6 C8 o  w6 h% {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) \- {9 x+ y" t/ o) p- G1 ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 h' k6 O0 J' E5 u8 Bthe newfie would l ...

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& m  j) Y. W7 f. x1 G8 Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' N" y6 E& F% F% ~' f) l2 s8 I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 J  q+ P  S3 H% e& g& D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  X1 j" w& V% L7 H- F& T( A真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! j; M4 f) Y$ y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 a1 i% ^7 k! M: _: L& S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 b) ~/ e$ R' J$ \4 }0 R1 ~真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 X* P) l- p: }全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

& L& l) k0 p6 H6 T. U; t0 `+ ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  P  @* l! C3 j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ n" n; }, Q& |. Z5 i真博学，偶像啊。

! l' Q, Q( |6 s9 ?8 A7 }* m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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9 n0 x+ q& W1 }! Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 X' H1 i5 B6 D+ F' ?, @& M0 c她是大学教瘦？
# M5 _5 _+ n3 z, G* }3 p1 M) N" x大学教胖还差不多
  t. I8 ?4 C# k( L* E% X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ G2 r; b3 ]: Z3 \  w+ b3 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 a) \- ]. J1 [哈哈，你们在这开小会呢