Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% G, t& k6 F6 }. R4 `' Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 S! D3 p6 ?5 N5 s/ F( n+ Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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2 L# p+ {0 s7 B3 u; s8 Y+ w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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* w9 m$ H, Q+ q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ \0 s# ~. A7 E# Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 M8 k3 m5 v" Y0 D9 [- [The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( {) L5 c1 I5 l8 ]: Cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 l6 f) M6 I- w) v" VThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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$ ~% c% Z0 ]! A& d: V, O3 C8 f2 D* p, INow, it's the newfie's turn.

4 T! M1 A" L5 r+ `' QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

6 P* Q! a! F1 qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) Z2 H' b" o# Z8 lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ S% {1 t  f& B. k) b1 ?! Q) Kback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 ~( K& j! T) d6 W3 Qwakes the newfie up and asks,

2 {* J# i5 `6 \- w; p$ W: O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# T8 @2 n! h8 P. Zcomes down with four?'
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/ `2 w. |; T; z, a& s  z$ J: XThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

, J$ V/ I8 Q- r+ ?Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ A7 K' w0 R7 l9 j5 U7 ]: p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 M% u1 `9 v- \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) {$ N; _4 b1 z: d1 V>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ C4 G7 x$ H/ M' J8 y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: `! p0 ~3 y- x4 }& ^0 h/ K8 h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ q* }$ J0 O! J6 n* v  P& @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

  r* r$ C3 c* d% b  n>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 Z2 S9 j* p0 z7 Y7 G- l. [% wA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 X8 C7 J1 D8 B: ^% {5 ~" ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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' A$ ]! V. b& e: q$ A: T! ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' P) B" g1 ~( I. ?1 S  B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) ~4 W/ r5 Z9 I2 J5 }( M. e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

4 Q, e' V' D4 H6 D" n. _/ D" G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% V5 Q' o  N3 r+ w+ @5 ~3 i别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ \3 d8 ^9 x7 C) M3 S& b别把我往坏路上领啊。

# t& N$ {5 k; {: e& z& h8 p# j你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% B9 h8 w' R$ E多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
: h, ^6 T! |1 A. u8 i大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 v* r- w1 j3 @* B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢