Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 Q4 Z  L$ q! o# N. Z) B% rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& Q4 J1 o' r$ Q4 B/ dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" \1 d" L" M* ]& m4 e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& s7 \) C6 K5 m( b7 B; @ will pay you $500.

4 K) q, h5 o0 p This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 J. O0 M) M% y# Wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! O  o+ c  i* y  f( B6 L* xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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" _$ l& _: g; nThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ p: z/ g) f. j6 vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ I7 q( {9 o- x# k( h9 `7 Xthree legs, and comes down with four?'

  b; A  f3 m; x7 S! lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" C7 r) Q2 A; l: r0 R# l) creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 l6 s( g& i5 K, j" Iback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 m1 K/ u1 ~4 Uwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 _+ x( v) |( b8 B3 |/ ecomes down with four?'
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* g3 n* l  y- \5 Y( S4 mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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/ N+ v7 h/ E) a9 b* C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* H8 [2 o  p7 K8 k* w>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% F$ c4 s8 k( @! V* K+ S1 u3 q4 u>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" A# G, m$ x4 \9 w$ ?5 D+ r>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ H" h' X* D( ?# S' L6 {) e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% \/ X  f9 y* k7 X( f>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# G) h" T1 |, ~9 X' m>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

5 h; [' U$ B# Y' \( L6 R) A( c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 ~; Y# n6 B5 c1 Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% a8 V# Y- d) x' U9 f; o. L1 plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: H6 l8 c7 _0 g, A# F8 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 c  k( J# o: N) B  J2 _: Gthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* D  r- O: c/ i3 K+ o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' ~# y/ u4 _1 t, F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. i- f% {' t0 H! h1 Z" P5 x8 I: Q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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" r& q, d8 u7 F# n5 e. r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# G7 {% Z- x5 f: d8 o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( K: c0 P- {* q/ v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' Y1 ?1 c; ?- c* r7 Y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

9 w3 q; C9 W2 T) }2 G全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

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眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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0 Q% C0 @; a4 T1 k2 [* X别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 A% p8 Q+ Y( ?' f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 k) F* y5 O: n( W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

) e4 O) U5 P5 y7 \+ g2 L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
) V* A% y) d( _; C8 Y2 z" o大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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