Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# }* z& |' b2 v4 Sthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 V1 D( L8 P& A/ q  A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 B2 M1 Z9 U1 I! r  y0 o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- y0 J# j( h, T1 @5 H1 j: c$ V( L; b lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. l: \% ^  z: v. _# M% v, [" H& Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

  N& k- J& d% b% P- m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ T7 Y; D3 t& z# \/ h will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 P1 Z* ~; X0 G2 y' D1 r4 y4 [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

. M4 K" K4 z( L$ x8 i5 T: tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 [& L& c( A+ ?6 v( |4 _the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! z; D. D1 B% r! O, @pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 p( c0 e4 G+ \& }+ i4 s8 sthree legs, and comes down with four?'

! U8 h( A2 i- z+ n" w% ]) I$ N# |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ K' ?/ z3 q7 X5 k0 ~9 s6 ~3 vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 S* o3 ^$ J5 l/ S5 sback to sleep.
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. R4 @( P2 @6 c* Y$ kThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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5 V+ n' N9 v: c+ y  v/ vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
% X) B, |, t% N. }1 g7 x% yand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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: _0 ^, s9 N& s+ wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

2 I1 x7 s+ _9 s- X/ g* r4 g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% P% u5 k( }3 x, K% I# ^9 `5 `>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

0 r  W6 W0 m/ D% r3 [>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 I2 A* q3 d5 V* b0 |' c+ LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 b- S# Y  W, \/ Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  W' @6 j% E1 L) r. Tthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( _' ?- T$ q, e* D5 Z9 ?9 \) O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 U( f9 Q0 c/ w8 T% U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ v& W3 N: }0 X- n7 ?! E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 d2 }0 k5 `. x* {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 j0 N: J5 S+ g- P* y; r" _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 ?& S% E5 q! P* `! [* O, J真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

) N+ i# I7 {1 |& p: a" g2 L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 G/ O/ H, d2 F# R$ S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

! z$ z0 f4 n& ]! a9 N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# m; O+ H5 m. N# a3 {( |她是大学教瘦？
' J3 L' V1 P9 r9 [' d; Y- u大学教胖还差不多
  l5 t( M) ~) c" l. v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 D) E; x! j3 u1 _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢