Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ H& M: q6 o9 i% jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- B. G7 A3 r: }& H6 d/ Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ P1 ^( e6 `' ]3 ]1 f: g- M4 Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 d& w. e7 l3 N1 S  {you pay me only $5.

$ X" g3 \% y. @: r4 y% _+ `4 B You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 E; a, s6 l1 B: W. W will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 b1 p6 M5 I* K% Y5 ~- _4 Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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/ Q& c+ R, R$ _Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

; t) d% z! t8 s, q  SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( [5 T0 z5 s6 c# Y5 |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 ?5 U- g. _* Y$ U; U* k8 Fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# l) e1 `) |# L% s. Zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 [5 c+ i& Q) y: ~1 T; \/ [hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ p% N. D+ m4 t, S- Awakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' D: \$ I8 {$ V, Z. i8 v' Zcomes down with four?'

% Q2 a2 i; K. kThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 g' [* h* o6 \/ [) |$ ~! s1 F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ s" c* D' O% Z( G  c( H$ N% v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 U' v" j$ |: Y! l. y1 n- k% T" M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 L' i$ G6 P. x7 x5 ^+ q# W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% F0 `3 g$ n! `+ \+ e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 D5 M  W* v5 q  N5 z* B$ v( t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* e+ n. C" X7 R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: @: c6 t+ e1 M% `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( ]$ {. s  K' |long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 }2 X8 q& Z2 Q% t) Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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, D& @3 i! i! X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, Y' ^' I4 v  a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 m2 ]9 Z+ i" ?& b  `3 q% h! h; E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- x8 a( B! [5 q& f+ w" @8 t* s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: F1 v+ @8 z4 D' G, E' f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! ?3 t; D. A; [& \. z- w, }: Q- T真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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7 `8 T: c8 T( W7 {) R全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

' R0 `* V% i$ @3 i1 B% d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# _8 m: ]! N8 S  G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 L8 `9 j. P" }% j1 g4 q& j# z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

+ Y! I: X. p6 ]" `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  ?5 x) K! \' }+ v0 v2 y, Z( w8 w1 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 z9 `( L; V5 o) A; q& u% K! n+ }她是大学教瘦？
  D8 S" [2 J# v大学教胖还差不多
5 |! p# A+ W8 G# o2 _# G5 E她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 {! p6 X4 U: l% H说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢