Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ g1 Q( q% V# i7 [: ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& _2 n8 F/ u" C3 ]+ N7 ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 Y+ r! F* ^0 I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( Z1 H1 X: W9 \9 }& r% e, vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

: h1 D4 }/ W4 c+ O1 e# s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* R, ~  w2 j" d( n) H& K" A4 Fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 W! S9 {) \4 u* Z2 LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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: J1 Y7 T) j" V' E) q/ WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 @2 B) B* R- _: z: {3 l. fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

, h" |. q; f8 B% O" y( E! dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' {/ i/ R5 a% `; Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# U- ~8 f& E  d/ m/ c' {back to sleep.
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6 j4 u6 j  }" U* h8 |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& B, }* Z( D7 \# S+ Y% F( Cwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 M) r7 Z! O% _5 b" bcomes down with four?'

6 E, T+ R% j' R0 I" gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

5 W* w8 u) ?  d8 sLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. Z3 f4 s, ?+ R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# O" U' M2 K* ]# e$ j>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; s" |7 A6 i( }* ^/ e, Q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* Y; J+ B; K" g! P9 I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 i) F& w  V- M. m0 Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 Q: ~- N# x( p' p% V# C% v* i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 |8 G' Z4 d: d7 d+ a>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) B" {+ X6 \) d& c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 s4 m/ @* P7 J4 _; }, bA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: {) v5 s" P: O& M, hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: v' ]/ v) R" Q8 e2 ]1 othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 |( F: m5 N2 G% f! V2 d) fthe newfie would l ...

: I+ x4 A3 w9 K; v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 X2 p+ y: R) n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- |  a) b# v1 i) K真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% p. a1 P1 R9 B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& o" q* \6 N6 d+ r全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ D4 P7 t8 L, c# t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( l* O3 f, ~$ W5 K1 T1 ^. K% Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

7 C6 ]8 K8 Y! C) M+ a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 |! B  `8 ]7 J! \6 {0 k1 i你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

+ b: Z) E" T: I3 V$ C" t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' f$ R+ D, ~/ q2 ?% O3 L她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# z' k- T+ F/ m! b( [& R! m: v1 z  i她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% o1 q! x7 N% z4 A5 Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; W4 j" t8 ~, G7 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ O( U* Z1 G  ?' j  z9 |- X9 C哈哈，你们在这开小会呢