Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ D7 j- q  L" J/ Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, F: C- R' S) T: C& b5 U: n" X1 X0 cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; }, a, h# K$ Q' J/ }9 Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 r0 H" \( v1 j5 f) g5 E2 \: X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 u5 F& }- k* O" _6 U! _& i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, U! [9 u' b( B6 @ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# E- D" Z2 B" [; y5 D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  |- O1 Z! n' a# I3 V. Y8 ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

+ g1 Z# a! d2 k8 v  {% l+ ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

5 y. c1 [3 C  a+ qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. C7 ]9 x- ^- ^, n. d! Ithree legs, and comes down with four?'

- n* N7 d5 u( fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 r5 f* s6 A1 `. P, S5 i, s9 Creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 ?  N& W6 V; x9 Z8 J  E' Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! p$ L- P8 V2 q: T3 _of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 V: Z! W( Y  o+ ^3 c& qback to sleep.

# j( T4 w! Y% a& ?" k& Q  ~: ~The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

5 o: h- B/ V7 d3 J8 ILawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

& u: i/ B# s  r! b6 \, z) V( U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ a8 S3 q# Z) o- q8 f' C! D>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 w3 m7 H  m2 b5 I0 I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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7 F! ~: f8 W" O/ A, h. E6 [>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. K6 k# R3 Y# R% }>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 D4 y+ h4 R0 e( w$ r- ?* C; ]5 y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# |. s3 ~6 W7 z$ @( K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! V1 k, A  v: M" o2 f6 |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ i. F2 X3 a: Y: ]9 ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ b4 Z4 }5 m" I. D* m+ }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 t1 m. b/ y* y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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# t) }3 p; O* t* Q: j. W6 L3 q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( r4 i9 U$ u, e5 i% B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 b3 ]; Y% b) a/ t% `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 u: ]3 j# y' E& n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

, n7 t& n7 }+ U3 I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 P9 o* ~: s2 \; R  s' I' Q! J; X# b别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 x" v1 q4 S2 h+ r/ t你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 f  a# B/ x$ @1 F0 t  k3 Q- X  ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% h( Q5 |) |- w$ ^7 Z2 K) @多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

- ]! M2 h6 c& ]/ ~1 `% v2 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 |/ s. G7 c: K4 C4 T7 t3 }她是大学教瘦？
* ^5 W6 Y+ {5 ^; c* o( j大学教胖还差不多
. d, |. V1 Z8 ^她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 ]2 O7 d+ a8 I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' l) p; X( c4 N8 u8 g哈哈，你们在这开小会呢