Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% H. ~' T. Q+ `0 n/ i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* {: {7 J- k, f8 Wyou pay me only $5.

4 u+ w, N$ v) [, @; [  N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. |" _4 h. f6 T4 S8 G' e, Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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, E- b5 a# f; N( S) Y4 i) c2 BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 J/ m1 i0 m! R" q+ j: C1 }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 T# [6 Z2 O2 @+ _* r; {) @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. m& j) u( u1 `& awakes the newfie up and asks,
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- M  s/ e5 j: W0 v6 H5 S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  w  c+ U1 v# m' i/ |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ d) f* r2 F' Y1 J) ~  j3 k# _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* p) }7 h7 h7 i) Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% a0 S( X1 M: M% ?: d+ }>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* A! j5 i' |8 Q, Z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 I7 l$ i2 |' i$ G; |2 [% n2 W( l% [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* A) \, A' u2 Z0 Z1 f8 k# F/ [+ Q$ bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 i; X$ k; \8 l2 g5 o" ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 N' ?  Q9 ]8 J8 D- s% {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- }; d- M. p  X- k% Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  z) }' R0 g: l; [- e9 I: b2 [6 N真聪明，偶像啊

, ]& X- |$ @* k* p6 w5 }全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 u& C& |3 a+ o! h) Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

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irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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, X" r) l6 r2 c! i大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& L4 z7 h% n8 V) ]她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 L' a( l* {2 X* H+ F: X8 U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: Q1 ]/ U, ?& h8 z' S$ K0 l" r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) Y" x4 K* n- Z3 A" s! @说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢