Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 a% T4 K7 e& i  ?# ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ K1 l6 v- Q/ @7 L4 p* S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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& H" ?9 m9 K$ l5 r; ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ a' D; I3 b2 l1 ?& ? will pay you $500.

$ |/ A( Y! F7 C4 p' B3 V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; |6 i+ E( y3 d$ dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& R3 G5 `- R$ p3 L6 q& a, Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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# u0 w: z# i* Q! c3 L9 G+ zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; E2 i( k- b7 A% l. r; Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 S; l( y) n# r7 K7 [# |5 rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* T5 T; c+ N+ Q6 f0 I$ m+ h) Lback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 C3 ~/ ]% f+ ^( z% z% Owakes the newfie up and asks,

; m6 s6 J0 l0 T9 p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

: y/ K% o! j& T$ I! ^$ V4 kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* \5 R; X, q$ {7 x$ J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 l5 G* z* F7 n5 c) j! b- N>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. D/ Y* Y/ V- @) T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 f; \& m; T' Q% ^>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ }3 u9 \+ f4 I6 `7 v( j>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 |  B, j5 y( ]+ a9 Y4 W7 O. _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, D5 k& m2 [7 along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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6 U4 {3 l8 |; I+ E& n! g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# |  }4 h* P! B: n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ @; N2 B5 ]" H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ t$ E& @1 Z& B; ?+ u: S* }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( A" u' U$ M  R% N9 [% t/ }! e# A真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


, v4 Z5 e7 c" t
: L" _9 m1 ~& m  e, ]3 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ ]9 \. W- Z0 V+ R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( a" o4 L: ^; V  v1 q: Y4 Y) r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( S+ o( f; o. e/ i* O$ [  T真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 S5 K3 W6 d4 T* V/ G" W真聪明，偶像啊

5 B) L' y4 b& z& ?9 A+ r  B+ g全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


+ o$ A' a: ?# C& p全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
- B5 K# ]+ e- |, S1 V( e- Y
9 W9 g9 L* U5 v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

6 C  F& J: y" |) p# q+ I. X
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& N- |. @+ d/ h# b" w* \2 c( y* c9 p9 m别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ `/ q4 ]+ A( R6 u- i4 b* D4 q3 e你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 P* a( k* @  ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" c: T3 G8 I9 L/ f真博学，偶像啊。

3 T4 o3 ~. u* A% @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

4 d5 W5 P8 S' ~: Y3 _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- w0 i# g% }! \大学教胖还差不多
/ S7 j  f  k/ e- |; d& w  I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. ~8 G+ ], r: r9 `  |/ r1 h1 b紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% W: m3 A- O6 N8 d# c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) v' `2 p& d6 g& @6 \  [. w; D; N哈哈，你们在这开小会呢