Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ @  h5 z" n' Q; O6 m) S/ q" ]0 q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 ~0 m6 h* ~, J! R9 E% T5 R8 f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 t+ e/ a9 \( d" y2 V/ t$ lyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. X9 X; b! d( L5 ]6 w: H& z will pay you $500.

0 J6 o' n+ S0 r  b5 h6 N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, x" z( V# S' F# B) Ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  ^4 j# z9 _5 F" F( {! EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  E) z: L& V/ r/ A6 j3 vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" E8 ]* J- H: R1 [1 H0 u  \9 rthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 e( h, g2 R/ p# M6 B- Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; A" }- b5 @# A3 u, `1 K( y) t" Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 h) K0 E0 S4 V' d6 E& rback to sleep.

# \' D7 E7 ^. W7 M. i/ IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

2 r  X7 C0 n4 o) \( @* ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# d# h- ~" O  G3 acomes down with four?'

! B* X, P2 d- {# y# w: |2 ]8 B2 d- `1 NThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ r6 F3 O! D1 y6 N5 land goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

. L8 }. Y7 T* b% ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" b0 `9 b- z& r& u2 s$ J0 e; E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

" J( X2 x/ b8 C( C5 N* O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) O. W' P) w) x/ L3 {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  ^  q0 i7 j* b0 o$ T, d% ~; B/ k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 J5 Y. b1 v# h% i( D# s8 k( H& ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; e1 m, P% f' o3 V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% E" J' e: l& L" D2 k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 @6 Q/ R# S( G- ?, D/ [5 G) n>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 C: K0 k, c& ~- m5 x8 uthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* @' U/ K- i% ]6 r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 i( q' T% V$ e# u9 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! p' |' F8 F! d3 N6 J真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 N/ v1 o0 g' Z! j- Y* I6 o& Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! W- I. r/ a7 K/ o( Q2 P: D* r真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

/ o8 _4 _8 ^4 G2 J( |- k$ E. L8 h全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

9 D* J* l  O8 L0 B, P6 E( {* Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% u+ {: J* }% E& `1 }# |你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ @8 F4 J( A" O# x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ n7 E: \0 c  L9 v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

7 _+ ^% g/ [, }- Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
5 J7 \: o- t' l, ^大学教胖还差不多
8 N( ~2 J/ p0 R/ b3 e她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ B* O4 f' M2 o& h说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; R2 g$ m0 Q3 U0 I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢