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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ O  ^& D: y+ R: |
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* M& ~* W4 F. ]+ e: @
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 j5 `0 L7 \& M
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ; w$ e/ Z6 h2 _( i: Z2 z/ h
  
- H& u8 U3 D! J7 _6 i2 P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 p, P- z6 D+ j, r$ Q5 K he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' T6 ^4 Q7 y& Z/ F& p5 A6 q: Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I$ M; A+ ~- z$ q6 Q+ N! q
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,: m' @( e* j" }1 U. }% c* z
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I. V1 a+ T! H9 ?' _) o! e
will pay you $500.
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, j0 c) C4 k6 s5 O5 E7 H' [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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7 J  l6 g5 O2 ?' Z. u/ Q$ {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: I4 r7 o) I7 T$ G  R$ ^' N, fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ; s4 e; x9 E- D1 h: [

  s4 @8 f2 m: _5 g' C6 VThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 y# I, g# d' Q8 rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the4 b3 P- O7 P* x$ e' E! @' s
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: D# d4 |. `& y. j8 lthree legs, and comes down with four?' % C9 F8 s7 B$ r$ W3 c$ k# n
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 l0 `5 o2 L, `/ y- @0 Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all, c1 M# Y" M5 U# j. K' c
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour* E$ }* {( y) I2 O
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! V1 G: z6 V: |5 }6 Yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) ^8 e4 h7 r- o% _2 ~: Y  N
back to sleep. + Z+ j4 N; ]" @0 {2 h
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& Q0 Y. Q# s3 `! |' R: w, c9 M
wakes the newfie up and asks, 0 c/ w1 C  I- G. D+ N/ \

4 K: ?% w0 m8 \: t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 M- l. I' G8 c  x* d; |8 Vcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!9 y2 u- c9 R5 t3 d  x9 {) c

/ g; V4 i- [& T* w: p: DLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the7 T+ w% o: t: g& Z
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, R+ B" l  J3 D! j, G8 j. ~>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" T# m& v& k6 m5 G+ b% P>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: l8 _; C: A4 G- {( B' H7 M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 5 b( h: |7 h! i* u7 \
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 {' H. z2 P* t9 ]3 b9 R* r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research & D/ f! u# p2 Y9 @0 i+ q" t) Q
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 D. c5 J8 X' Q/ H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 e, ]' S! a5 ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, . P7 |* @: I9 b- }
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 T' x% L9 L" G, `/ G5 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) e. f3 h( R9 f* h, H>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 6 d: n9 _1 f5 G0 S5 o; I1 G. P* A
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 S) x! \' m7 N4 I) w9 q; ~& Q
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% f3 b- R2 a4 P+ r# R8 r- n7 @1 q4 kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 j7 X+ E/ s6 N: ]( a* l9 u+ h6 k
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb4 l, E' S' r* q" T0 O) B+ R" \. o! [
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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  L( N2 W2 a$ G* g3 x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
" g4 T& Z. {3 I“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,: n9 e& i6 j& C' f9 }1 R7 U& Q" i
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 c0 k* u/ r& M- j加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ U) _6 D7 ]- n$ K8 v' v! I* N真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 - c' V4 f4 p# m# z' L

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: X% z, K2 `6 _; @2 w% E7 X
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
! @. F; n2 h7 Z4 t5 _: e; H好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; P7 B1 w( T( A' a% o真聪明,偶像啊
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9 [( ~# Z- Y8 H% I全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % I, y& [) [) J1 Q' x$ M' S; Y

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# ^8 h$ p7 v  \全盘接受一下。

" r4 Y5 l$ I9 M" A  O% |7 U: [真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. w0 b0 n7 Z' X% T5 f- v真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 # a  }: m' P( M# [) N
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$ P: q5 A2 [7 V! c$ K# ?+ I别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ o2 c! }8 R2 T4 V) L你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 ~6 e& {' d+ T, i8 J! J7 n. ^! P4 n: E加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! W) O" I: E* r, M+ F6 ?# T真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 L+ P% p: O- f# |0 p2 c大学教授哦,能不剥削?

' X  n9 C6 _/ r* V- u( P她是大学教瘦?% t: i$ V: g# |1 r% G; T% J, |$ K
大学教胖还差不多 ! G9 P+ a% K2 k2 [
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* D. u( c) u/ L) s紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 ^, M% L) D/ y/ Y说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! F" |$ {- O. ?3 j" S/ a紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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