Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# T# q  R- E4 g5 O7 Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- N& B, ~0 L4 d  mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- `  r% L! J* y6 V6 J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 E& Q4 ]8 \5 S9 o2 v5 K- `3 Jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" R6 }) j: m, L7 P8 G4 j. Vyou pay me only $5.
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4 F) }# d0 S6 o# V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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0 G7 k+ v, x) y& y* t% } This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ {% B& T) F. ^. a: q5 YThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 @, p, }: d5 K8 D% W+ R( V& cThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 Z( X: o1 z, ]8 V8 Qlawyer.

, @( Z$ e" w. ~; P/ R, ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 F) u; x2 p$ R; G5 I- CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) D. ~, N8 R5 V# Z$ M0 Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

6 V$ E5 N% ^: O1 iThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" R2 {" ~( v" y7 t) x6 treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 h; q) c5 |; Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% ?" L% L: X- [6 }  mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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. \6 \: Q: j9 ^0 k, \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  N% f' `, [3 \1 u( iwakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 N7 T2 x! o5 j$ b/ ~9 |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# h, u, E) @6 D0 U- F. _' g& Fcomes down with four?'

/ y: o. T; H4 x2 X; Z/ aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. l) s9 w( g0 J" b$ Sand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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- E( S* E' l  ~( uLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* Z# t! f7 i( C# F) r2 o* E' ~& b1 ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ b' }5 n5 }7 z! V  P>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# i0 |# j( i" ~7 J( @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; U( p# {! Q0 L/ \  Y( t>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# K% e: s2 d& i8 }" r3 O, `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 D+ V* H  w! h+ p' t>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" R, [2 ~. |+ Z  O8 |>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) p0 N3 n$ F+ @$ w# n9 [  b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: I, F  r  M0 z/ c$ {; klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ h' e: r5 }" ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& F: A/ p! V& c% T: G% lthe newfie would l ...

+ x/ a" s/ @+ ?' p: U0 W" |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% P; }7 p4 f+ x, x" w! E- l) `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  ~! Y4 b$ z& p" M) U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. \) c# |4 {! e5 G! N! i3 H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. ?5 ~4 J: Z' u* O* f5 t+ C4 s& Y: A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 G) m" l/ S. D! G5 J全盘接受一下。

+ r8 f) D2 i" u; d2 x7 b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; _; s# c5 g1 ~1 k+ S5 ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ d0 u0 m5 R$ |+ S+ W8 J别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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, ^0 K! B$ g6 [! e" @8 N别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 Q; Q. Z. N! C% A! A9 }% K, V真博学，偶像啊。

) E( M7 ]3 ~0 j/ S; [3 ]% x* c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 F/ N& M. T4 S2 s, D5 C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; i% e) [  z/ _她是大学教瘦？
. J4 k+ P1 r$ h' H  r" U2 H大学教胖还差不多
# {0 [9 I7 \" O# z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; s9 V$ F5 D: y9 k8 _3 O. ~说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; h0 f) c$ U) R8 V哈哈，你们在这开小会呢