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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 O) F/ H! B3 U) N8 qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- g! p0 t% n$ X( u5 n9 y1 i3 tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 P5 J# l4 i4 c) [( Y0 d$ ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 B+ W) L8 F% u0 D& j4 {; v, H8 J
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The6 Y1 H0 r+ ^8 c" G! F/ t& N3 I
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I# J7 Y  t: x6 |. j: }
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,+ v: {) j; Y( e  b* Q) G
you pay me only $5. 6 P% L+ `, B0 ~0 ]) y1 D
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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7 X# }* [, L' J3 t5 M8 y4 L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep$ g2 o* Q1 V+ [5 ^* y; L: N# o
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 z( J( P/ B, a" e# t: j4 Z
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 3 K5 ~) x7 `3 w6 |; c

8 K! ]* x; s  MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his- R0 ^9 ^$ z$ {% W0 S* h7 m) e
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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& f! W  ]$ u  L4 jNow, it's the newfie's turn.7 T; i2 v. r" v
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: c) M7 n( Y( ~9 I- }+ Ythree legs, and comes down with four?' 8 x9 w* C- W) g2 q: z

- I& ]) b+ O+ fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all7 b# r, L0 A( k
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* d& @1 X! K$ n8 r# |; y& nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right9 e8 A7 P3 w1 f$ P' l
back to sleep.
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# b; Z7 z5 I# oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# r& f. R. [6 i) z1 @  Swakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 [! {2 T4 h, `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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1 H! _! ?; l5 wThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $54 Y) {  W/ g# ^0 C3 b7 @
and goes back to sleep.( n* |; k% m# C9 z+ A

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!4 g& ]5 k, e/ X" W# B  q3 E- w
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' p; j7 G. [+ M5 a9 l* q4 Q8 W1 z% d
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 Z2 u# j2 e- F5 z2 d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason - t( h6 e, L; K
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ' V+ T& v9 `3 p- w# |
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, & l; y' r* V) j5 V% P7 g7 w, i
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) X: B" ~  s+ l3 i" R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research : S* @0 M/ E  p4 Y9 S- X3 T3 V/ `
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ; e4 h7 v! y0 f1 c, J5 R
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 R0 H# u) a( i4 N. Q$ l: [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, , v* H" K: d5 x3 u+ x, C  M9 ]
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three. ^; y, b, O' ~* G
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ W, C/ b: l+ B" Y% f/ ~- n" E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the / H- J6 G$ j4 i: |+ F& a# M7 b4 k5 ?
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& O) q$ o8 w7 k3 _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, b$ w: O$ z  WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a1 E7 c2 M5 r6 l% _7 S: `
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 Q1 K5 q) ]; G7 q) nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- F# \& `8 t( e( ?& Uthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- a5 V. e0 a' h5 {“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,; P3 m, e# z6 q0 w
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 ]% f, B; a$ [2 F% c
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; R' S/ f: l! _- ?0 t) Z, z5 K9 s真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 9 R1 s8 E8 d& ]7 r5 c. `
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ j( n* F- x4 _7 g( r" E
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
) r7 E7 P2 u/ M# S! `好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

) b+ ^, M& q& p4 k; N0 O6 D/ o6 ~- W真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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. _: o5 U4 N% [; ?7 i6 B, d全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

4 X8 R; ?% s8 D4 q* ~8 h真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * I/ _2 @4 j" [: u. g8 M
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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/ ]/ \; u' @" S9 }# o! A别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) K8 }# Q; w! j你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: o) X; L( w  i; v加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 P6 }$ m7 q( _$ p( G4 v( g' u

. Z- D; j: [3 G. `4 n/ n% k: @真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 s5 V- ~$ X5 `1 |- x+ g# z$ q3 s/ N

0 v+ N! K+ w) A4 p& ]; b1 S+ D5 D大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?6 G& L( q( _- C' {
大学教胖还差不多 " t7 ~. ]1 ^6 I/ h6 b
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ P5 y6 I" G) ~1 M, x/ h' m
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ ]- f4 P1 S" \说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, ]2 m" K; \) Q1 ^7 Q紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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