Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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* i7 ~$ ]" B, B( [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 A- |0 R, w/ Q: q: |3 o! F! }0 Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& Y- H: o- U3 j/ A) h6 \/ o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: J1 q# \( \- q1 [  p: P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  Z, M& {. j# G5 W8 Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* o2 y3 n, L$ P! }. d( n7 {you pay me only $5.
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' h* p& v* C. v& h8 M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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' ]* p7 y6 W# G% W This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& J2 _6 g1 |  |$ \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, }9 l2 K5 n; v% B. @! Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

& M- B) E9 ^* |* K8 MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 M, c5 }% N3 |9 R! k+ J" e/ NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 H: r) M5 E; `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ T# d9 K" H# g6 mback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ ?% [2 ^. R# `  e4 }6 t# v. \" K( ^wakes the newfie up and asks,
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- `6 t2 t' j3 m$ q9 |; z) a- C'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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( R$ J# ^- v2 d9 F/ RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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  _. O3 a9 t+ Y/ Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. K! o7 {! H# `- U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! K' t. ]" t* \- x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 \3 D- _# g# ~% t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 V& r; z; j& R# d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ T. J' d/ V0 @  g- o/ h- B0 F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 G+ @; k  B- p% o, Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 Q$ D& i/ }5 I; v" P; W2 fthe newfie would l ...

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# h! H; k$ Q, K: f4 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ u" Y3 E) t2 \9 J$ P1 Q3 J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 Z% s' y  H& L( h$ H9 f' e$ t4 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 c$ c2 O* n/ j! b% g: c* m$ X! B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 Z% g5 x$ g% f' t" n$ p1 ?真聪明，偶像啊

0 i5 \; a  ?! w5 v- C8 Y* J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

- C6 ^: I; f7 M2 U$ _3 k& Q) k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 A# |- s, U+ e& l2 V( R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. \* T0 D8 u) L你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 d- ?9 }4 q7 c, h8 r) s2 b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- c, r0 `' E/ R& ~3 T* |. B0 n多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 W$ U  G# @% V6 F6 e* G) b她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
: K/ l: c/ B8 l$ I% d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 L, M+ r  h9 M1 A( Z" E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 N& i$ F: T% a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢