Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! \0 F" ~* B1 _; J4 v) tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 ?# y: F5 k; W+ P6 r7 A% ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" V, T/ \$ K4 J3 b- Cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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( N" d. U" ^2 ^5 |% c5 y! d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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, P2 u/ j* ]" r5 P8 ], b  d. o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ y: D; S1 e# t- A# ^$ ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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: g. C, T4 w4 O: V" H  EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# I5 c! ]$ h; c. k7 ?. T  a1 ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

3 i! |9 ^# c4 t6 {; fNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

* E, ?) G, }" W4 _! y3 ?1 }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! l1 Q7 P! j# A4 Creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 n5 L, g7 x) b2 J6 p5 z0 D$ gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ T3 S, U. e' U( I- s5 @% O, Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" F  P  P% P: T- o  owakes the newfie up and asks,

( \. L* G' t; ~8 q, u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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) g7 o- X$ n8 ULawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) K6 D& l; A6 S% c5 ~4 v( d! ?# @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ D" M, {- H" W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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+ ]' G$ e! r/ p$ ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# ^6 W9 d' b1 Z- ~( t$ q/ h. O/ w0 c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ [' B! b) `: c! w/ _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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3 O4 }& O; q3 c. }+ V$ y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; w* k6 b2 V  |9 Q' v: G>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 H+ i9 q% M  E! K; j% A) B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# `# x' ~4 j8 d# e: z2 y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, L  r2 U  {0 [' I5 O3 u( S6 Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ I0 \2 x5 W4 \. mthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ ^7 J# A/ `1 j" Z7 `7 w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, w* U8 x5 f+ f) Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' f; B' ~& ~2 H. }$ Q7 a真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 ^8 x# U  Q; Y' X- b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 G! p5 @9 [7 ^% f. X' Z2 C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" W* {4 B% [9 b4 K! q) N$ g+ P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 u5 a% q  _3 R2 @+ ?, ]1 e  y# b9 [真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

2 j$ A+ k- L$ g' d9 e* d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 [; U* I0 q4 p3 ~" i- Z# R" c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; K5 D2 r  X! V; K  |) V7 u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: u) Q; V& |3 H* c9 e真博学，偶像啊。

  v) p" @; `% B2 ]# z1 [! |2 L3 u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- b# Y3 J( A+ h) ^3 `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
3 O1 G9 L! V" b( h, T( s: k% J她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) f9 Z0 Y* h8 F9 g! |# i, M$ a说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* [( {/ n- w- P: G6 s: d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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