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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 t1 P9 N5 Q/ n" v$ Q+ D; ^+ V! R
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% J$ N/ d+ Q+ [. a# S# }
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! \0 F" ~* B1 _; J4 v) tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 ?# y: F5 k; W+ P6 r7 A% ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The# ~0 R5 ~* N0 O& [0 W; R
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" V, T/ \$ K4 J3 b- Cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,! f; f7 g' r" k( u
you pay me only $5.
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( N" d. U" ^2 ^5 |% c5 y! d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 Q6 r  ^; z. y( b, m
will pay you $500.
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, P2 u/ j* ]" r5 P8 ], b  d. o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep% ?0 P, `5 T2 K! C$ P/ t
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ y: D; S1 e# t- A# ^$ ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 Z/ q8 X8 J) n# c( e( w/ j( \# z0 n% sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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: g. C, T4 w4 O: V" H  EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# I5 c! ]$ h; c. k7 ?. T  a1 ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the2 F7 u# a4 D5 R% o
lawyer. 6 v1 S3 S1 }  m8 V1 y

3 i! |9 ^# c4 t6 {; fNow, it's the newfie's turn.6 E  e( p8 }! K" {9 r
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with) ^" j" e9 l* p" I) r: G5 \- V
three legs, and comes down with four?' 7 g+ w& F) U* D

* E, ?) G, }" W4 _! y3 ?1 }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! l1 Q7 P! j# A4 Creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 n5 L, g7 x) b2 J6 p5 z0 D$ gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour. W: t" M+ l8 ^# j- l& G: m3 Y
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ T3 S, U. e' U( I- s5 @% O, Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right* D8 n, y  Q) ?1 `( m- h8 b
back to sleep. 6 h, ^$ y: P5 b
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" F  P  P% P: T- o  owakes the newfie up and asks, $ I4 C( s9 ^: Q# {) O9 q- [4 }

( \. L* G' t; ~8 q, u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) D1 _+ N6 B8 H$ N  N# S
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $58 `4 d" W1 X3 U
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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) g7 o- X$ n8 ULawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& m2 {! f; z, j) c% S) |0 }
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) K6 D& l; A6 S% c5 ~4 v( d! ?# @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ D" M, {- H" W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ! ?9 b- h' a8 V5 z! J( J
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 6 T3 c. k7 N2 F2 j* n9 L, d: b/ {
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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+ ]' G$ e! r/ p$ ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# ^6 W9 d' b1 Z- ~( t$ q/ h. O/ w0 c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 0 d0 C( J- B8 T3 t) h
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ [' B! b) `: c! w/ _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 9 {9 w# p2 L9 b7 W3 m2 ^
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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3 O4 }& O; q3 c. }+ V$ y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; w* k6 b2 V  |9 Q' v: G>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 H+ i9 q% M  E! K; j% A) B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# `# x' ~4 j8 d# e: z2 y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ) P4 C; k/ [  O  g
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ I0 \2 x5 W4 \. mthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ n. l; J+ Z$ p0 O* J
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ ^7 J# A/ `1 j" Z7 `7 w好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, w* U8 x5 f+ f) Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' f; B' ~& ~2 H. }$ Q7 a真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 ^8 x# U  Q; Y' X- b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
5 G! p5 @9 [7 ^% f. X' Z2 C“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" W* {4 B% [9 b4 K! q) N$ g+ P好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 9 E9 \" n# j% s' v* z" s5 b, H

8 u5 a% q  _3 R2 @+ ?, ]1 e  y# b9 [真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % ~# j6 d$ `) M. \
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全盘接受一下。

2 j$ A+ k- L$ g' d9 e* d真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 [; U* I0 q4 p3 ~" i- Z# R" c真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; K5 D2 r  X! V; K  |) V7 u加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: u) Q; V& |3 H* c9 e真博学,偶像啊。

  v) p" @; `% B2 ]# z1 [! |2 L3 u大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 U  R6 F/ e: N" \

- b# Y3 J( A+ h) ^3 `大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?7 \2 s0 u' E2 ?: g7 S3 a+ X7 Z
大学教胖还差不多
3 O1 G9 L! V" b( h, T( s: k% J她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 `) u$ G1 m3 u
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) f9 Z0 Y* h8 F9 g! |# i, M$ a说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* [( {/ n- w- P: G6 s: d紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ F+ e" M; ~% L3 f- U哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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