Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. n3 o8 Q0 X4 e5 \, [2 vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 R8 l# V) K/ `; S& n8 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ s, z5 |# y) s! q$ b- e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" C5 h3 P* A) G* w1 j) p3 r6 G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

9 Z" O9 L2 y$ E& b( w. m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
. g+ s/ |4 F) t3 n) O* v# B4 zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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. K9 N* [+ V( i/ {/ e- I3 M, GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 ?, \1 M2 i8 s* qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ D, G/ c. k1 qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* P/ l4 a0 n; j: Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% ^( b% |& c* l1 d& Y* Dback to sleep.
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% V' t. q# |- I9 j$ fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, V5 r$ _" d1 ]& ]% K$ l' C; i: Z: }wakes the newfie up and asks,

8 M" n9 z  ~1 t" q* `, w+ I'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 v5 \' s# ^4 W& m8 Gcomes down with four?'
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1 ]( ^0 f8 t( UThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
" L- e, Q0 f2 \$ T+ J' l) `1 ?9 Qand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

& ^! Y4 f  t% Z* y8 k5 q( K3 R3 eLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# n, e" |+ E7 h/ N. g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- F: I) e- v( {>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 q: ^; ?/ P: |# X; D2 r1 h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# T! e( x  S6 V- P2 K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 k! z( M# ^0 a5 s" u>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& n% U6 i3 ?/ C$ f5 O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 |4 v( T( Y! C; j, v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- i: x- l4 p6 |& ]) y4 ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 ]/ S" V1 {6 y4 f( r% G/ {>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

4 G  k  O. J& w5 v* f( m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! j- ~3 A( \# \>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) }8 u  {8 s  {) q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& H8 ?% I& q7 @: T- B5 R! `>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 r2 |" M& T0 w- i1 j% R" NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( H  j6 T: I0 A2 P" F8 Tthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 s4 m+ I1 X& b; s5 h8 U' P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* Z% Y( u$ `, b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 E' M, @" y& p. ]7 |真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! m) v# T2 J4 j  y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' t" D) K! X) |" z$ N, M真聪明，偶像啊

' S4 ]% j! w7 m) U7 I2 t4 c  P全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

7 S8 D; a0 E- \3 X# u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

1 f6 u$ a1 Y: L$ Y) n* E+ V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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# |  x' U% ^8 X% p; A别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

2 |: P1 m0 r0 e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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9 Z5 D( d  p4 I$ R' `0 ?) m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 i, L. t7 i: z* y她是大学教瘦？
, ~9 N2 E7 b, R* J+ \& H8 W大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 E8 F" {2 v$ |4 l$ \- T( S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 H% w! T% G( G. _( J8 {" e哈哈，你们在这开小会呢