Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 e3 Q% v' x5 f6 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
: M7 i! I5 R. I" ]/ e, Y+ {/ F$ q* F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 s+ r6 G- {9 U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; e. E3 E% t: k lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& A+ H) d9 j8 X: A5 `! vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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5 d+ E4 Z1 x1 f6 Q) b* c: f. L* q6 ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

4 C- H. O% M8 C, `& u1 Y: UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" h1 p, v; L+ Y7 w$ Q( T" Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 {0 j. B3 x; [# k, `% d: rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

* R7 h; s6 R/ yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' N/ d8 Y3 A$ z% o* ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

8 Q% y# q& A7 ?2 F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% R* I) @: r) T0 T; F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 T* @- i$ P- d7 P1 `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% h# S  y5 b" r' k  ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: C! ]! c9 {. s9 N9 I* a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

" |7 W6 g- P2 ^6 v! }+ W. G$ s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ d/ g6 \0 N" _7 o, Y! _; g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* _, c% M, o% gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& b: w( r: W* V, Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' Y1 E6 ^. o" t% J, L' q7 n. C! Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. g; U4 }5 V; r$ xthe newfie would l ...

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& G% D* I9 a- X0 c- }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 ?# n9 K/ n- {8 |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: y  q! a9 c. o% d# A3 S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) v: |. V, \, P) |& N( c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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' d. o& m" Y2 a7 A' m$ ~3 v2 n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 Q) W+ p( ~, c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: z. Z; m, g6 A: ^( ]" B2 o全盘接受一下。

. N& F* a, l) ~0 Q! x9 E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 _, X& @3 W, c/ M0 L  B/ D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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/ _  N6 e, z, a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' m7 p$ N0 m; d# j# V: y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( J7 m* I" Y: H: i+ u" P真博学，偶像啊。

* \- F/ ~9 @* k! x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# T! s- m) U6 I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 V# L9 ?/ b; P& g; \她是大学教瘦？
1 z* @& O2 v' S, j* ]大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 S0 y% }! T% R6 F说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢