Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 m5 A8 l3 V; }. jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  E' |. ~5 F% c6 T- G( _3 Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( {6 E* v1 L3 Z& [: x) m The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 D7 U. u8 H& B+ g; U8 X2 C+ ^you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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; i- H8 u9 w$ H1 ^The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' f0 O# k7 c7 s" r4 Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& k5 @- z* _' V$ L  v/ mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% O5 Q8 g/ B9 \! |He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ P$ k& A: l) [2 F( Q( F& H' Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

  P' g2 D+ u. `+ D) @8 e8 fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 {& o- M' {" S- y8 A( i5 vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* G! }$ W1 E: ~" s- p7 jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 W5 }4 y0 n' \6 D  z# Fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 \; r( _- K5 U) gback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

  T  Z1 ]) L6 }3 A, a8 w- iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! |# i% _2 |2 Oand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 h1 S% f& t' C8 P5 |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ Z5 P2 h: V; q6 M( z% G1 e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. |8 L8 ^- B" d) }. a+ r' ~* S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* E8 M  V# x5 x* a' _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& w. |7 e7 d5 y" o* \2 N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ I, h! S- i( Z! c% @>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, [% ^* q. R8 e- F9 A& b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; \, I6 V- x" S- _" Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ r& F9 p1 [& c8 h1 A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# f+ J( ^0 W( z' Q6 K: L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, t% a6 }2 h8 D  H1 u+ v! F  j真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

# f+ o5 c$ ?/ a& }; Y' l' l别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



& D# Z8 a3 @$ `" E7 u1 |别把我往坏路上领啊。

% d/ K. b$ z% m5 N' B7 F% g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* _, R, k1 Q" ^5 k; Q8 _0 C多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

* U- U- l& S) b3 U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ t5 y, C- s+ ~* R" T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 ~$ R' |8 S& x  ?: Z) u/ p她是大学教瘦？
1 Y. M# J2 N& X1 m3 `! }大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. l, E) `3 \+ }1 ^# X. ^, _$ ~3 }7 d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 y& {1 G3 \, y/ \  R& D' ^, _4 C说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ _  ~+ D5 O( q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢