Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" j5 S6 |: o# {1 O# [6 I: Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
- R7 n: B+ W7 f& p5 ]  I9 ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 q* g" F1 ^' ^; U0 c- m; D& f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; p; N+ `9 f: [, Pyou pay me only $5.
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' I# I& A- A$ T! b* G1 \4 d1 A; E& S You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 D+ K6 ^0 k' B) r, Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% b# h) b' z; O* Qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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/ Q$ @2 u. i. u8 NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 q# Q* A& q- T0 V" `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 }) e$ z8 L& S+ d5 f2 x9 @$ e  J5 F4 Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! i5 a4 q  F% |/ U8 Aback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ M& k! F- o6 v; i8 w- y6 qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

8 l: b# r0 u/ c& I( T1 `. VLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 A9 J2 F/ q6 w4 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) E  _  K$ h1 k/ x% v! k6 b  C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" i. C8 ~: O: e. z5 D0 {) U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 f+ x0 T2 W! C3 k. G>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" v3 ~% f0 Y: r) Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 D" }8 O: {' l# q7 |5 h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 a. k' ?) y" ^3 v0 ]8 M+ p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; R. K( |. d0 z1 P. S/ D: {/ sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 A1 R2 A/ C+ I3 d$ ?( {& u  l; ?the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ A( D( r' H2 ?; k& q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! [. i% ?, H5 R5 T. Z, T( ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 K) h* ?# Y/ S, y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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; z0 J2 D- p6 s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: _$ n6 Q" `: y) k5 w3 w- ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% L- g* V. \% Z0 E# l) H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) [+ B% i2 i5 q6 b5 \' s$ W5 k5 n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" P: _8 i3 {6 n3 _6 ~6 E, ?真聪明，偶像啊

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, a8 j; U' M/ S( X' L7 x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

2 |- U/ _% b3 D) G( W5 B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# y( N+ R- g8 s% U' X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. Y4 i9 q3 ], B  f" n, N6 H! [  ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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9 H* v2 b: ~+ Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 y7 ~3 g$ M" G1 g3 `2 j) p# U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

4 Q+ f; `5 T# X" j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ T) G7 d: K: o1 s) j% M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 f! @( ~5 c5 Q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, k: \2 K3 x2 p  e& R& m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ j" `. i4 Y+ R! X+ I说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 u$ E6 {* s7 r5 ^7 R2 ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢