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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 f6 k* L9 ^5 m/ s  ^* s4 B4 t8 {
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so  P; a7 m( I# Z" ?- h7 b' W" y
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The# l# C% _$ ?( v# }
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& o# ^6 p3 ^9 d, a8 {  iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 w$ ^& b* |. H4 e. Wyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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1 A" B0 L/ J- W9 v; w/ uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- Y* i8 U+ k; [* bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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0 d. F4 J" [: Z8 aThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his* D! j% R% d# a4 N
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the" {% c* ~- Z0 T6 J
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.5 ]9 h4 j; Z8 r- U* u4 ~8 }6 U

' R4 W* @, F6 e& {. \1 wHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and; p2 G8 V+ J) o
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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5 P7 _5 B: i- zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( S3 o: R% I% S3 Z" B- P$ ~
wakes the newfie up and asks, " [' q3 T% y6 z$ X

, k% n# ^2 ?2 H# o( k' V: S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and4 h! y( Q# K& J( E, K+ f
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!: Q, [' @! ^5 p# X$ `
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 K' _# {* u8 A3 D' a8 z- s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason - x. @$ Z) L6 M* ^3 o8 j3 u/ g
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* S9 l6 Q0 M0 w% ]1 R5 g, s>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: C0 ]: j! i- b) q4 X" ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct; j% Q8 l3 a# g" `5 W) E. U5 I

7 s, ]9 U. ~6 i: [5 z& O, v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research & W6 I: }* G  h9 r4 r# V! m$ @- U
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ) V( R& U% n8 j2 q
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* }5 E# _  f( G$ G, @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 0 E, r  a9 }7 U/ ~, c
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 4 ^4 G$ u$ U% E8 J/ T; h1 O( a
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the . u/ K  A' t3 W" z( D( w7 x$ j
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: }& f' {! L( I  P+ f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 5 H6 D3 Q; D! i
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ Q* L# B1 k5 o1 c, q
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- y3 j6 P( z9 z% g“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
$ G# R" c( M( c) b$ z; [好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

1 Z/ l5 h, A4 N真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " L6 O+ J: w3 }+ x$ f8 c

$ q' N. U9 ^2 A真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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) a3 r$ V& N  F1 ^# _  ^别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 7 g4 c- h7 @6 c$ H
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) C- ]' T) Y9 v2 @2 U+ K- j你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 N2 T8 r4 @' \& Q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# w4 ]3 T) U! H! b多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; O9 {/ [% s, J! i

+ d) [' V5 _: x6 p真博学,偶像啊。

7 v4 A2 h6 ]7 J! y. g0 t* L' D大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?& W( r, u3 b8 p% _. m
大学教胖还差不多 * X4 h; W' L3 r
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 Q- i, U3 q" o  D# k7 t5 k
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 P& N; r" _( u' o说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 r1 G  v+ ^- H3 g" Q8 v8 \& U$ D, j
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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