Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ `' A! W! n& w- rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( ~( S! \7 l" B; X4 U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ s9 i% b0 k8 @) y) {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! \! `( C4 a! @. N: {you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! B3 L+ ~& f& E* r/ H0 [; W will pay you $500.
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3 Y& s3 u' d6 t This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 b7 i- V. d0 p( k4 i0 FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, K" R/ g, R4 ]. K7 Q! M- xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 V5 r1 G) N8 g9 R2 [9 m) Y3 Ulawyer.
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7 G" Y+ J3 @4 i* ?Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' ^5 X* c" z0 l4 K8 y1 a' yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. T9 z7 j+ U. @% e- \: O8 othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: n2 ?* W9 X% Bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ }" V$ j1 f. d: ~back to sleep.
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" D; F) f. L$ i. ~" g, VThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 U+ P" J' N) n; I  r0 D: ~  P5 Awakes the newfie up and asks,

, d* u% w: S2 t! q& q  |3 o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" x* M1 X9 O  K$ Mcomes down with four?'
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- j3 {; M! z6 e# _8 y$ s/ t* I* N  r; @The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ _, I  [# l* I# a) W>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 _3 Q  I+ E- F5 F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* s" Z' d& J" ]$ S  Z+ H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 k) D' _+ j, d/ P  G+ ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, `9 Y# R% `# ^9 }) ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' b* m0 F& l/ s>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, D" i! m4 k- X" Q' v! D>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" k$ a* [5 ]( O; d+ h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( |( n' g; H6 ^* }9 ^0 C! u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: H5 q( V$ _4 L6 NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 _( I- Q7 Z' e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 x7 |  e. T# }+ F5 |
7 \+ q! \# x- [( y0 ^- J4 i* f/ h: K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 p6 W$ x3 H' g1 ^$ P* y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! Z1 ~) V$ a. |& |8 h* N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


4 J; Y) n4 g/ ^3 k8 M3 Q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 ~( S" k* O4 ^- Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

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大学教胖还差不多
* a8 N, Q  Z+ A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( _( {1 T. V( N& q! y  ]& k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  n4 A8 Y& y, d# @9 P) Z2 A' |, B说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 y: `3 m4 Z8 x4 p: @; H. k2 O+ l( ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢