Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ t2 B2 F; U, ]! P7 r; n4 d# T; c
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: h) D+ B- ?/ Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 `1 D7 ^( @2 g) n  l9 x1 u/ t
the newfie would like to play a fun game. : U3 u4 B6 [4 r7 _1 [5 L

8 c6 ^8 k3 R5 z- D9 l3 c: S The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ t! O6 u$ _1 c) b1 E
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 }" n7 y9 T$ l) Q( X, q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I5 L; M# ~6 B- H# S
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 T  D9 [0 H7 M, E: J* J2 a2 \you pay me only $5. 1 b! ]  T. }' g2 z# E! V& H, O
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I/ k- G( u  l# Y! q% J2 ?1 n
will pay you $500. 7 `0 Y8 z3 F! f' ?) \$ |, h: i
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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+ M; I- e! Q& ]: MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" H& Z6 B# \7 {: W6 m- @
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 J2 U1 \3 K7 R& n5 z- @lawyer.
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( o$ M0 M/ [; k- }  g, UNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with0 A) Z, P6 Y" v
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 x8 H2 G: c; t( |, i/ WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 \2 c# j3 @# oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all9 [" ?$ t, }+ r8 m3 K/ @  ~% p* B8 h
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour- f6 x1 W: B; E
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 r% ~0 U1 g$ [5 I" Xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 d! q3 y  r: a6 X1 K- a* _
back to sleep. 9 h9 [/ ]: M. ?% \* {3 v) k
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 }0 T* b6 q1 q6 T) @' ywakes the newfie up and asks, 2 }; E$ I- d/ U1 p9 L

+ ^7 X, p2 \& o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- a( F1 ]3 X9 Z: r" ~; Y
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5. N  q9 F+ |. i- L* [8 z3 c
and goes back to sleep.- n7 ]2 ]+ ~- G+ H# K' ^6 H

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 9 V7 f! J0 s- j
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ g) [' X0 a, g: z6 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb3 N% a# `: Z2 |: ]0 y% L7 t1 D" C5 z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. C( x; ?( h6 T6 N' C7 f) j+ j* ^( @
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * F6 Y% G+ V7 e, r( E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：0 }) O9 U3 |2 S, f& x9 U' s: |6 I
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，/ R, A) _ I5 |; Z* \ h
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # e; g, b( {* n5 i* ~
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 0 w$ c1 r0 d, M) ?
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 W& I9 S6 D1 E; X: P3 E& A8 R2 _ `
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 O( _4 W. W+ E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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