Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: }% D/ _; d" Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 Y. F$ ]1 j8 k; |0 [7 W) a) fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( R4 r7 L2 U# Q7 ? The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 M( Y2 {, H6 x+ l* Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 `4 Q& P9 k8 w# H) b& lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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: K$ x: c  I9 \( |5 c# l( J6 G! @# SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 m5 Y+ t4 P+ Z; P$ Lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 t( o" g+ @6 a  b  f- AThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; y' Y5 F! f+ d) Hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ F0 l3 E! w) D6 i( H3 p2 E" JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 N4 x' d: c: d. {: N; vthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* j1 i$ H3 L$ N. ?references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( I9 Z# d  i8 R' [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# j3 P7 q# K$ Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

0 C9 s: p/ B( o# RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 z: F7 i+ F6 Z7 I/ Gand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 l! ~4 Q& _1 v. U! h& q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& w7 W! J( O/ u0 h# y3 N" P* E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ H/ {" H. K% i# y0 f* B9 I! ~, k: Z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* t/ X) a; k3 Z( M, t9 [3 G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' _7 ]% W. D: ]2 w2 o+ b- Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 a3 S0 @% {9 ]$ o$ X, ^% P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ L2 J* ]! ~( n2 K/ x& Z( S3 T. L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

4 k$ C& G3 l5 x; x. m. l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 n: @. K4 ]; ~! D2 K. E, F5 c" z7 f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; ]5 t7 T* }( e+ b( f% D* f5 |6 r7 k; hA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ z/ j: J: {. Pthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 r6 U* i5 R- F$ i1 c: |8 H* S0 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- @7 \! U8 b1 m# l+ E' v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' G$ |. F4 b- T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 ]5 ]% n) U. T% t( D/ `( M1 L真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 F$ _8 \/ S5 Q真聪明，偶像啊

4 S& A$ u: u0 w" p2 ^) T全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

6 _# B, ~  k$ y2 v. F) p1 U6 K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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8 w& t9 n! T# W: }6 v8 r6 d5 e别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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% Q, u- m% |5 Z$ U8 x8 y别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 _/ W4 P. s" z' a& V你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 l: N$ @2 r; X2 r多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 M! x. p2 e" R' Y: C  N真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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+ m6 ^& I9 ^. B8 v* d' Z* Z; g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" i2 J. p( J* v9 T0 E9 E, k她是大学教瘦？
$ p3 r; I  a  B2 H+ r6 p4 w大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ V% M; s, N$ O: q" i0 e1 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 r1 m/ W, I0 C! B3 ~5 T: [( \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  ~  ~' C8 s" r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢