Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ u- {# L+ a: ?+ G. f9 p# [1 jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ F) B/ y3 @* I; r& ]8 B& f5 nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! q4 q5 T5 B3 q' R1 c+ ]4 y+ B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; N/ q5 t" S3 I# c" I7 T" }2 J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  F. k& r) j0 m" cyou pay me only $5.

/ A) M8 F7 x1 F. b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( R- m( o: {7 n* ]2 {4 Ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 k6 _: m) ]7 {: j* b0 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ p* I. L3 |: p$ s3 [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( E8 g" C3 s# p; J) b; p5 Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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6 o* E  @3 V# V  q  eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 G( v& M) `0 L& b: Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

! o2 w2 I, {" xThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& L$ I5 t$ @# q# ~" B+ ~references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 Q/ _8 S, |/ L9 oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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$ E9 i2 L2 q  v6 lThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 [" K8 ^7 J, [9 dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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  H6 C& A8 s! I3 B. _2 r1 @# o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( N* C  B& M4 J# B$ L5 }4 o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, z! l+ ^- {" B, g>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 ^$ g0 e+ U% s) w: O/ f>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* }. \2 x6 c6 a: _/ g$ _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ r$ R+ }. r5 q- `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: `3 h  W- f; M) \>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 r1 }1 S& K8 ?3 o) J6 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 c: M' a2 `) W, K2 m4 Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% {) g# m+ g. D! [- _& w9 c* W3 A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ H! ^" ]3 n* C& R2 ~' u* u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, \  U% t4 F! x) W" T. o* T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

3 Q1 y$ P; ~2 E1 D+ f全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


2 ~. u5 a# H0 S, h' o9 R全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 Z5 X' P' {5 R0 [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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% E  p. {* Y% a+ ^9 {+ |9 _别把我往坏路上领啊。

) f% D  c: x1 J& {你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 u1 K6 h; `5 t0 N( I- [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) @. c0 D9 @1 |; {& }, Q+ C多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 [; R( \  u3 N! W  f真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 K7 U* X; U9 l- N! i7 {# T! O她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 y2 `3 L' B4 |# X0 [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: s4 V! h. J3 u0 }) b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, }3 ^6 l2 s2 X; q3 ^, ~6 J  Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. c; i5 @2 `/ Z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢