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Newfie Joke

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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  m4 `  q) l- ^* z; e1 y2 m7 q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep( M& Y/ [+ r( l9 U
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. : a5 E. U# `  x6 W
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ C/ x! T+ O$ {$ I& r
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 Y$ g$ o; U0 }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.+ J4 c4 Q# G" I' j* O' E
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all: @' _% W& m' @$ P) e
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% g9 b: K6 z9 R1 k  hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 U2 o8 z5 ?( d! R2 c0 @of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: p! ^( b5 ?; i. d7 ?2 R
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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( M: h' G5 D1 ]& J; J' fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the4 U" x9 w6 V; a5 W7 S

. p' p, f& }$ [3 g4 g5 k7 c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ p8 D( U* I3 \0 T' B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* l9 z6 Y! R6 m; l' o1 U! Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ; ~# K9 F$ |+ \1 R
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 0 L, ]; Z, y9 |9 Y: Z4 A
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more % d6 E. Q5 k% C' A  p, L
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ) }' X; y" z# a" A
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three" b* r% v+ e4 O* \! d# B
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; y* U7 E, ]) M+ n2 s>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 P% ?4 n0 I; l9 u4 x0 x: f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 J) a. a2 @8 o>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表   S- q8 p( }, Z) |
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 v( o. E( Z  a/ B* P- I
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- v1 t+ P5 q, N7 V! athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 Z0 p- R8 j3 ~7 _6 [2 Kthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 z$ s+ ^1 l( e5 V1 {
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! w; p6 S2 S! ~+ i  X/ y  o" J
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 _. [# b0 g4 X! [4 B
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; [$ A0 O- ^0 K真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 " V' Y1 {; ~( Y. p- F7 Z

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% X2 E, `/ T. k4 `; R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ L% P7 p6 g3 B, l" p+ g
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 q* u$ U; d& B1 L; H好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * {6 }! P2 t( \- i

( o; W+ b& e! v真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 * ?/ L5 q9 f" \; h3 z6 B

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1 g; Q' e$ S0 h全盘接受一下。

# |/ j; m2 Z, D/ T真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 j6 a* d% E' L' K0 T, H* a: e别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( v2 m' _/ w3 @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 I# m6 G) b4 Z( R多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 P7 g& p2 s, k$ [6 V' b# L
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真博学,偶像啊。

; ]5 c* r' ?1 c( v$ _大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" @" o, T0 M' i( G大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 R6 ^$ |/ ]7 H" O# W紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 n; C0 Q" _/ ^0 _- p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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( _+ U& a7 e; W哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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