Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- P0 f# m( [$ ~* d% _. c% g7 l0 Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& E2 p; x4 u( xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& O$ C: y4 O! ?  ]1 Othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  w( u' o) n# z( |2 @  P$ p will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; K$ [: q" B& L. _  b" b( mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

+ ^4 K3 X7 F8 Y) @. ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" V( z* k) X3 |. |( H' [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) M) ^! s9 i( X$ h6 `0 Z) d% Tlawyer.
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$ U& A) g1 G' s! ~3 kNow, it's the newfie's turn.

" L6 _" N$ Q7 A/ N9 T% yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 B- G  J" V/ m5 `three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ ]1 L' G. Z: x+ Nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: y1 E, ^8 a1 w1 v& K" h' _: N/ Y( _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, z. J- h! i6 N' k' ~. j4 ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 h6 k$ L' U& V$ ~back to sleep.
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2 ~) h0 n, e; O+ z0 ^& x& eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

& o5 F& v  l, r8 s3 c0 s+ B4 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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+ c6 T* h3 E- v* {- jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

6 f' n$ g; h9 v; B  WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

0 |7 q2 a4 i/ k3 u, D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& r4 b" e: h5 s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 w, s" H3 I. G0 K) `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( p% R: {# \% l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# w8 D8 k0 U1 r& n>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 ?; k) h& ?' g( E4 ^+ L, Q, s' mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& e2 \# A  s. _/ ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& n# z9 ~, G' ^0 E3 F9 rthe newfie would l ...

+ l4 ~$ L) o, ^- F) q

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! F* @7 X( N$ j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  H) S' e, u) I: s- d6 @+ p. i加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 |, S- X9 |6 @8 A8 O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 x) j& p2 b$ g+ T, |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 @8 x# o* @( m1 g7 h- ~9 J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ G) [4 A7 |+ k" V- \! r* I7 e真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- P3 P% \. i2 j  i! J真聪明，偶像啊

) Z$ `& a2 R( O3 ~全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

, `1 m& u' a1 j( D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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4 j7 ]9 i" q$ o! y1 T- B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 C2 b9 |6 p: f, @6 j& _# x9 j别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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/ F' m" v! q+ i+ s: m! a别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 r4 `; E! C! z. i& r* }+ d多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

5 X6 g7 _- b; s$ [5 r. W  n9 v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! B6 p8 H# D; V8 C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
+ W3 g2 ~& ]# q- U大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 T3 e' X# e; q说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢