Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ }: o8 |+ B3 e; Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' e. I  K) F1 q* y# k$ [the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
2 Q# g3 H% p* f$ U, p# _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ |  n: M& P; C) B; j2 ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 H$ H6 \# G% myou pay me only $5.

4 _( ~! {# X& t; i" n; k8 n: L) T You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 L) i/ S& L0 g/ z; q+ x  r will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
. K4 u2 P: Y7 B0 d7 u! L, j; kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 {. v* h. u: h5 ?3 othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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: j) D: }& m, S6 k; k1 IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! D9 R6 G! G+ H) ?/ l8 m& gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 X' {7 e# y. Y2 x9 Glawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 L8 V0 @" _( e+ L/ R  @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- m9 t/ _: |$ N3 _# ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 r0 k3 j- X$ yback to sleep.
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6 y$ p1 @3 h( e2 Q' qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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! @* |0 Y" D0 v0 x  ^. pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

! C4 _. J8 i1 e1 g9 HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 K. u1 y* v+ v: y6 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* I- L8 h& k4 E# k# T7 ^>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) V& p% [$ k( O& f& {>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- B% P" A1 w9 f! y* |2 M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ ?/ y% h9 @' \. f4 |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

6 ~- }5 K) K9 B2 K; K>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 X3 p7 n$ i' z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ J& C0 ?! i# A- \# g9 }) C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  N/ f2 E6 T% [$ I" H$ |6 F  b* D>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: T( n* ]* s% `+ Z: u; glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 L! V9 p& D$ J; T( A# t0 rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 @1 f$ d* a1 v9 [the newfie would l ...

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0 f( A; u4 _+ A( \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ C: r, R0 B/ ]9 U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) _* q: o. \7 ^( p) {& A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& p$ [, ]& o8 q0 U' o$ |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& N, m) K9 d# D$ \# D( s+ ]: w  u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ _6 q4 d) T( T0 I6 ]8 b; S% `真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, I% E9 ]: Z$ m& ~全盘接受一下。

( _+ R3 s# o' \6 t- S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

4 K6 Z- t0 v2 w( v7 G8 M5 `: X+ e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

1 ^7 Z) c$ J7 n2 u9 T; A; ~8 ]" s别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& j) m  z; F  u+ A. |' M/ E& E多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 B) L" D' ~1 @8 w/ d& U8 M真博学，偶像啊。

) i0 k/ h; y  ~+ G* D# n4 Z/ \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

+ |9 y; e/ ]1 g+ H0 J0 U! M% g4 E' k8 w大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. U; P. K) E' @* }) u) u" W她是大学教瘦？
$ o' X4 s7 E& ?/ E5 n大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" \. g, J' w7 e7 p/ c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% J$ {5 n) ?8 a2 c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢