Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so8 |- n4 Y4 K5 r) M. f* A6 @. c8 K
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' ]8 n  }+ @/ T3 ?! Z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 x. D$ P0 @) W" r4 u* N8 S* y$ `/ Lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ k3 y! w8 G/ Cyou pay me only $5.
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' a9 Q  C" N7 W5 o$ o6 F You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- n# ?, X9 h8 h8 S3 G  T3 N9 D will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's* Z" V- M( j: x% S2 h  t, ^6 Q% h4 X
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 6 I1 F- O: e. N* g3 C+ n( W
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 H" k$ ]# {! |1 c
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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* b. Y; b3 j$ B0 U. r% H; KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* ^5 t( s9 s1 Ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all# ~7 N3 I) Z* q% x$ H
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour# n( B% x- f+ ^8 z7 m5 z
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and5 h% c. G+ j/ i
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! @8 u! a2 @; k, M1 d9 w& I) r
back to sleep. 0 a. m6 f5 q; ~" i3 m

: D; z' l- i7 u1 I6 fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He% M+ M$ k7 I1 \' R5 c9 ?
wakes the newfie up and asks, . F7 M2 Z& e8 l
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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$ c  U0 f* ?3 t9 e4 X" zThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $50 o3 W+ Z( |7 V$ {
and goes back to sleep.! I% ~- V& V# U/ ?

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 $ C: {9 d% t* q: R" s' R9 ]
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( s- U5 M/ A2 @7 l" p& T8 G
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: r6 T- U" z& y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* n5 n6 o" f+ {8 Y. c6 r4 k4 j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：) n! j# n& F$ z1 c" f
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，3 z) ` T; Y' l$ {! p9 K& R
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 1 z* t8 ^. T( E7 @
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 1 u( d) `4 P! M* W
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , t( p0 W. ^ T. g, i

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* D2 ~7 n0 E% R. G0 j, i% W( }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 L1 D& l/ p( v

, u2 s0 k2 o# C% i大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # _( _8 v! [5 e2 Y! l
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 P8 N( X9 v4 [# |) [( t
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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