Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ q" M: ^) R, M6 z9 L( @9 Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 v" e; n0 L5 b2 G& {2 ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 y; S1 s. F- m" k3 a
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: C, o9 h# `  f# f$ [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, _' c  i. V7 n9 O7 G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) f, m  k8 b4 l lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I3 p6 `, j1 l2 b9 ^# F- Z
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 G6 c: p1 G- D8 Hyou pay me only $5. + ~& g. o! L; w/ h( ]3 f3 ]
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I: E) P, H' ?. a
will pay you $500. + T# ?0 \5 J3 L% L! u  ]: w

' E& o  b( U, f  B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 Y5 g) M) T% f! pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 7 c9 i' @& i8 `, j" h
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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: Y+ _% x7 h! m0 N8 cThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 E+ b7 z  T; opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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+ G- L: {/ o3 T% g/ [4 Z7 U5 m" FNow, it's the newfie's turn.7 E. h+ X; C" P2 S
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with. Q0 U. V5 A* y: Z) ^7 n0 [2 C
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all9 O# t0 t7 k4 @. o3 F% V. F3 R6 F
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all) v7 K) a4 n1 j/ u
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! G1 w0 Q0 X4 _* uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and& T. ~) W/ [' z" P1 F
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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+ f3 H- c4 f: R- Q8 b: j; }- e7 JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He% C3 |9 h* Q+ g4 E
wakes the newfie up and asks, 7 \, ?' j$ w- Q' G

/ K4 ^, C* g+ y6 I+ L. d'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. ~4 S  [2 \7 P) pcomes down with four?' 9 }6 N! P5 J( t0 G$ T2 k! k

* h& _- B2 S' h; eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $57 P2 k% i, x7 Q7 v- z
and goes back to sleep.( J# }6 s  x" V0 _8 _
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ i& R& _! @5 q4 i- p/ Y' mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; L' K; f: Y* Q4 _1 B! Y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. H) f* l+ P( M) [( Z+ y5 ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! w# Q1 \' g1 A4 i1 Rthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - R d: B/ T4 W% s" T
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. t9 ^. B: v- {. q. O( f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( \6 ?  w: `6 D, B3 P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 h3 j. I. W) e. ?  F. z, E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 a/ ~# a: {- D# z. g
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! l# G7 S. T8 @$ a' I

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3 B3 O' n! L/ R0 M* A全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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5 F, z- ^) }( O8 K% }' ?' U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ p& ?9 X$ v) g$ @* Q" Y5 v" D别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 + [4 W, B5 r4 B1 t( F
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . ^( m2 O2 y9 c2 g2 x! g; E
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 9 N& m) V& Q! \+ |- {5 B
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 K% p7 B5 K& g1 T5 e
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 H( @! I% O; `% G4 K% u8 }
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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