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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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5 p" K. @: _1 v9 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) Y8 h- X. N  h* l; c
the newfie would like to play a fun game.   [$ B/ X- r; ]) a9 T1 |
  
4 i; F3 B1 x) }" F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so: b4 e6 d: I5 W) Q) p) Z- C
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* }3 \, `, |4 {& K" y- } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 A' H1 q, O2 L- x- m7 O
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( X+ P- c8 q% Q4 I, B/ vyou pay me only $5.
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, H6 h# j, [1 z5 z2 ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' B+ w6 l# V' g" e) S
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. , `7 J, @4 P( A- B/ N* f, I# h

# [7 y: v$ p5 y7 P, j) z. wThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 O+ i8 H# _& {' j5 I% a# D
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' . A/ f5 f; o+ `. n4 u
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. & S- ?  T* `7 y' p# V* [4 Q
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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- e: z2 w# A9 U; dHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with, I5 b* ~  I. c1 o) ?/ B
three legs, and comes down with four?' # L; K3 [6 m' y0 Q! @
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 M7 M* V9 s. P% p; Iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ D1 o5 `9 T$ W$ I
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right* {% t; F4 Q  k- [# q
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He6 ^( A" I4 y& s7 e  ^/ v
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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* p# W1 |% f5 ^6 O3 L0 ^  M1 DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $58 D0 D) A% k% Q
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 F3 {9 {  b- X2 u- j6 v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 N2 V% T9 d  u7 @  n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 L- `+ a7 |! }4 }( ^( y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 Z8 u( }8 y* ~- D" }>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, - n7 M8 R/ p7 r$ K# i) a
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct1 t3 o) t1 ?* v3 U$ f1 h

9 @9 |8 S; {; u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research $ h. P6 P" f2 c0 x
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a & c4 O3 t" N7 S2 G
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' y0 i* O* t5 D>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( X8 c. c' N9 J/ {* N0 }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three; H! h% f, B4 v( k5 z! g5 d7 k
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's " E, a; f. O" n- x% r
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% y" Q0 M1 e" c2 ~+ {) M" M" N( u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 d- e1 `; G$ s" xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 ^2 q/ r4 F4 Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb) n' P+ g' N& u0 \, l, n
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 s# I" a3 |6 v9 A6 t0 O
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# L0 r' Z# l+ ^# j1 s; k* _“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 b1 S7 _% Q) U3 Z4 C
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / `* U" V) {7 D* [# g
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  R" z$ u. t" s+ l1 d% o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
" [5 ^! H9 `3 D8 N& n7 y“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. ]( y' Z' _7 s; G! p) R  |2 ~好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

) a5 g- Q5 @. f3 \9 N真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' S; A( A, b+ }2 g

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全盘接受一下。

3 j, a$ X1 Z  c+ v4 C/ P; o真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 z- V" ?$ P0 B# C+ N真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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( S7 M4 y8 r0 C9 d: z/ X: h别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 6 N; C' h, _; L& F4 @) _) Q

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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) [: y) M3 ]5 n加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( N  q9 Z: N, u4 C$ @% E0 j多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, m: |' Q, H# p* H0 D2 S1 ^9 |  P大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

' k9 O8 `9 j7 s9 M$ R她是大学教瘦?
/ ~- ?5 x; `4 g% F* H$ K6 v大学教胖还差不多 : U  ?8 ~% t: W( i! z/ P
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 j; K/ m% R, s1 R
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" U$ v/ g) o" J" F4 M" g紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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& U$ W9 x7 P- i# {; x哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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