Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 `, f8 I/ K* J- d; slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 }, Y9 w9 @/ u) }, {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- t/ r" n4 O: a5 A he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, G1 i* \% |5 x+ S- d/ J+ A7 p lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! e7 y9 V5 j  u. q+ X; e/ X# }  cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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9 g2 G+ X" v+ S You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

% A2 M; {0 K& |! n2 Z, A  Y! _1 y+ }9 v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

' X  m) Q, t" @% y: t1 Y9 |# o* PThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 `) E" H" T7 e( hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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! `4 x/ C, E: U- C/ d% Z+ aNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" J4 Y3 s2 o6 e7 Lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 C- i" j/ g4 M' t1 E- |6 a+ Wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  Q! Z6 i( I+ e3 aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 k, c3 Q0 O4 k6 ]back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ N/ v( T8 B( l5 @comes down with four?'

4 x, l4 C1 o- v/ H2 Y' J1 AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
* J/ ]# J2 ~& j  \/ Y9 yand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 ^& m; U2 ~! m% \; A>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) r$ w, `2 j2 m! D' Q. t1 o) J) W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 n2 B; ]6 n: {- Q' l) _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 }: L+ w" ?/ j$ ]( _1 k5 i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 c' q4 G% t) V$ T4 Z4 m( L' q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ r' B  F$ Y, E& T9 b* W: h* W>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, [( m$ Q) W1 b1 Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 P2 j0 p$ ^, a6 Y4 Othe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) ?: V! o$ k: k) K4 _( b6 `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* E- c5 D8 X" {2 c% \3 W真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 b) z5 F. b2 v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& ]$ z# I- H/ b好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 |! I' _' ~: C, `真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) g+ L# K: f% H$ u4 L+ z真聪明，偶像啊

" c. I- y7 J. b$ F! V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 s/ @; s4 A' ^全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) [: I0 E1 u0 d, ]$ K+ d) f. S% L别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) B! m$ u& ~7 J8 ?% \别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 }* C- U0 f: G. N9 e4 u$ J你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 m! m, A& z) `+ o( T3 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ L! k" p% L8 i% t6 J多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; h- @- y. O8 ?( p真博学，偶像啊。

3 k2 k/ E$ m" L" H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

8 [# D) i2 o* a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 c4 [2 [  X2 W' s; `: @1 z9 d: m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 D; n' y* I, d: b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢