Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ h5 ?( H* m: t# [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 @# w( u/ B, Q; O- \the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
. i' G7 p! I0 Z8 J# v0 t' N1 Z. q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
0 E. ]: [' S( ?. ?( O3 b" N
You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' {; K6 }" ]+ B- _ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 E2 s8 v0 I0 q0 t/ Vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
0 ?4 ]0 U* q8 Y1 T- k( A* v
8 X: s  r1 R; e/ ]7 q* j! LThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 ~% |& b3 K$ J- t8 {the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. Q  U; P1 O& V- o. {8 ]; r2 z" mThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: Z7 y; g/ v/ h/ b% Hlawyer.

6 I+ E: j$ e! R4 o& k5 _* |Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- B" E" f$ P$ k( _three legs, and comes down with four?'

7 B0 L, A, r- J- z6 a2 g$ \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# n3 o0 N( N4 @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 B! e0 W' Z2 t! }- dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 n6 Q" k; a) }, Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; X8 {! Y0 n! m, F0 v& khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
# T, b2 k5 ]2 x  }8 [- E8 g
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
% A5 }9 X& a& W! i
+ A3 j! `. _1 z( H9 }1 r5 s* O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* N7 H/ _* l5 Z- ~" l1 P! @' K( \comes down with four?'
6 E) U9 x$ k6 o
6 c! S* Q8 k! y! K4 P* zThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: Y( `/ d$ _' R* u# d( N* b8 p( ?and goes back to sleep.
5 O. O& k; Q+ p
0 V$ I; [7 W- R8 f+ `: _8 I, @

billzhao

So funny!
+ p( d7 T9 L  B) l6 R
, V. S$ x8 L2 T# YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

) J8 b0 h/ d4 f. X: b9 G) ~/ s7 L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 V( s/ C0 ?& w9 G1 x/ n: z0 f, X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: d6 p' k0 C5 x% e/ K' B>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
4 Z" {8 A# Q- A2 \+ R- v: i) C
2 p, ]4 `9 M4 J, d& f7 j& J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 x$ ^$ s% u+ W. @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& W& U  `8 U+ d, ~' Q( S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# I6 G# \) [, Z8 p4 W. A' ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 y1 r7 J; h, A$ k! f: L3 q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491

金山毒霸下载免费金山毒霸wps办公软件杀毒软件金山毒霸下载~!！!~!!~

老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ _9 @* w* X! @. R+ Z$ y( b6 }the newfie would l ...

4 E$ ]9 x6 r: E1 a- y( U; D

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ q7 W7 T% l$ L4 `$ l( C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! e3 Q8 c, d. Q- |1 v" K' B4 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 f: |/ v- t/ y8 w' y4 [3 c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
( [6 |5 J) u5 z, c2 B( J
: Z; g/ A/ s; q8 h
4 i# c1 W3 N" S& ~
3 O+ H$ [. g; \3 O% h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 a( e3 ?9 b5 }1 B' `- D9 B0 F: S“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 H- j* J5 J$ o! O8 m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
6 m) L3 S! t0 r3 C; E2 N# q
真聪明，偶像啊

7 R# f( b. p& h  }
( c! A+ V6 {1 W3 o. v+ j7 T# l! x) ^全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
" g9 D) V1 F6 m  Y) J7 I/ b0 b
2 x% i1 [6 h; D. {" W4 v
全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 s7 C+ H7 Y3 J  B. U7 P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

* g0 o& e! c% b" }5 e$ ^" v
- y! e3 U- z, ?$ ~- u1 i7 M% p
  |8 I( w6 d" M( a( n; G别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
, ~: k* E$ S& |8 \( W5 a+ ?4 O# p8 [

9 h$ \' r0 P1 k, \
0 h7 B6 f2 e) b别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' K+ J1 e- E5 V真博学，偶像啊。

; ~! B& p& \, V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* u0 F, F- e0 R她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 E, j& z; N& \' {5 e# E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 U: p1 W" z- M9 a  B
* w# s5 V- `8 q( V3 w哈哈，你们在这开小会呢