Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 u' v: R4 `  H  Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# b3 ^: J; A' O! v+ r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' S. y- c1 d: ]5 B5 C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* ^6 U8 f% \( R4 C9 B8 P# B( S- task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" O$ i* J2 I- `" ]you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; h" Q" p! y5 e9 S; e will pay you $500.

  A  R3 H: x" A' d This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 b' ?- @: j! [* `( P5 c2 {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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: `/ X9 U: Z2 ]7 b0 I# L8 [( R6 |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ K& z9 i) e3 A+ o5 d- r0 S( sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. D$ X4 x& U4 f" bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  O6 ]9 {+ a$ Y- y/ _5 J) Ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. D& `" M0 h' Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& ~, {  b$ Y9 w, n, V9 yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: ^7 s' {( S2 W5 ^! S$ \; [hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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5 O. r; g8 ]( WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. G: @) o+ e9 U& L! @comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 N% P, I1 c, D, A* c0 y: D* t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 L7 f: [3 ?/ ?; l>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. i  j# [) M3 y/ H/ s4 C( p>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 Q; |5 S7 \0 D1 O0 l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 R/ D4 O! ^% ~4 W' l% ]# U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) C- _# N; ~' Z1 e" W1 u$ S* A- l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( u3 A' X/ t! Z; L1 [8 G' ^) X+ k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 ?6 E8 h0 R" a1 P& U* X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# l/ ]$ ?! b' ~4 D; P- O. oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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8 f1 x- ]  O  B0 O7 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! l' x% [: X3 T9 o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' G* r+ j% |/ W, j$ i/ g. E8 d2 l; }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 S" E7 n& {6 G/ A5 |# g% H3 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ t* B! A5 ?9 m1 `9 `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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& a2 Z( o# H2 n, w全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

/ {" Y2 J% `% W* e# m8 E% s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 b: U+ S) y! v2 x$ @5 |别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ V# P/ Q9 W: u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( X# o3 O" ]" v9 K& T9 ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

9 e) N" n% c, d% J! {$ S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( L2 o) D0 f, y6 ^# K; E# D她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
) M; c* I  q5 g, P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢