Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
0 v- G3 `1 p, p The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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8 t% j4 Y. q  s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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0 Y( @6 i8 M& u( O) H* G4 C* G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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: e5 X! `& Q9 y8 F4 j" C! _1 g) \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

: k; v$ E" \, q" E& vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' S, {; O3 R. Y; F6 k) g1 Lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# |' m, k# G5 m9 {5 e& ?. H" fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- h& ^+ y  o1 V" X$ E4 T2 g+ G1 g+ w$ v) jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" l# h7 V& |; X+ Oback to sleep.

$ W6 W1 b( P, t3 K$ C' C3 yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 w, P% U. O! ?7 C5 @wakes the newfie up and asks,

6 h- Q/ i% e9 E! S; S9 _6 M'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 d+ i$ P9 V  A8 m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' W1 ^0 K. D  \, G( X! a# u$ [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 j  o) @: R5 N. v5 ^+ k>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 l- y; n7 A9 }% Q1 i! a>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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, ?  o1 e- N" T, `( C0 o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. A  Y8 S1 s8 ]4 M; b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' G8 M% g: S, V: M. T  V* e) s: i4 aA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 F# o  ~$ A( k* T' U+ b* E2 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 c1 _; y! q' Z0 q  q  A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



1 o2 V; |" t5 N: ^% I$ T4 u( s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 l. i( e0 i% j. T2 N& D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% I0 e# o' ]9 d, D. C; a7 h真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

* e; [- l' l9 |, Q5 ~. K% h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

' u  F! }0 o# `0 L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# v8 R$ y4 ]6 X; Y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) y$ `6 n& ~& u1 ~; }# U真博学，偶像啊。

  B9 A4 X! }! e" p& L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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+ ^7 I5 _+ E/ Q2 ~9 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 B$ w  {$ D: ~: |: e" O她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ y8 V& t% Z6 v3 j4 ~, L她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! A" o1 n, @. S0 A3 N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  w* h  H0 N9 q  ?9 i, Q& R( Y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% ]0 p0 U) Z0 Z" T3 J* S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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