Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' ~, D7 U% f; S; F& glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* ~/ T4 w% b* uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! _2 T- D4 L% C5 ~5 h; n& |% m/ Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 |0 {0 ?, g3 Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 A! P, T! e  E: `6 u: P1 Y: p lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. t  o- J3 }7 R, z& eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 R" e3 @( {  F9 _* V8 X+ m7 lyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 I4 v) h8 L% i# Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  Z1 M- [0 T+ U6 f7 |The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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9 @8 U, g" f0 @! c& R- ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 J* z6 h( A- r1 ]6 G; xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' X! J; K' }4 o, Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) @% [. A. D2 H' N8 w! bback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% D- |# ]# g: r0 H+ t: }3 {7 G# v! Jwakes the newfie up and asks,
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% R+ o4 h5 n9 O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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( P, Y& X. \4 z( Z1 m7 X. S2 U  ^Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. n8 a; D7 Q! _- s+ J3 w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; D9 P1 Q! A) @" X; l* P>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 [. U4 C+ X3 v+ N, i) ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; \* Y$ y8 N; i2 R# k0 J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, i5 o. O6 z! `( a7 x- V" c% d>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: U  f: Q; z: l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 S! I" h3 J% Z8 a) }2 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ p; y+ H% F6 N! Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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2 J5 D, C7 }5 g: [" w8 i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& z, \; s0 {# b( M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 ^/ c) j7 ]9 k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 t' z2 P* c9 c6 t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( U- ^9 u* G( E! Z" W" |5 }! s真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% I6 S$ b3 ]7 }2 u- R3 k真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



! a+ a/ W6 U4 F' t/ z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" U' n& Q& S* i! G真博学，偶像啊。

& z( Y" V! i' F9 A2 {% @6 l/ T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

: d" g0 Y4 }- J) m1 z9 k3 `" P0 x3 `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* s& C1 N" V: t3 j. E5 n6 I- u7 g她是大学教瘦？
& e& V; b3 ^& u7 i3 H' T大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, }$ F8 s) O. F! p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 j. o3 j- x7 O! i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 n& i: K, w6 x% T, l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢