Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. Y5 }6 o  H, Q, D2 i. ?: Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 U! _& b7 U6 F8 B9 F! }2 `1 xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' R+ w& d8 D2 cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# R6 W' L$ J6 s8 O7 c" ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 m4 W# |7 {6 W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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) }2 l% i# c: f. E You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 R- ?" v' T: |' n1 y- V will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& h5 u' R7 i6 K) w: D, b0 C3 l  Ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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4 ?( l2 w7 o- S% D+ f+ V: kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 u* @& H& r( D; b% M- P5 O6 S, o% Jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ D; V5 j7 G, v; V4 {4 W% n4 }back to sleep.
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& Z0 O3 p1 |" j% cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# ?% X9 T: ~0 m2 I1 c>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- `" m$ z5 u3 Y) O>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 j- r* D% J9 s7 U# ]/ `6 y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: S9 b3 d  Y/ A8 g4 h2 U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: |3 C  J9 V. c. u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 p: n; F9 {- l& l2 j: |+ o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) D: D8 x5 z+ ~- R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. R1 |( }! A& L9 |5 pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; i+ c7 t8 |3 U2 b! `" W* `: m. zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- {2 r) _$ K+ Wthe newfie would l ...

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: ^$ Q7 Q6 e% ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. d* w: Y' ]6 s4 ]( L* \# `: h  g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( [8 p# P3 g6 S& H  u' l5 m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% n! d2 @4 |" |1 s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ w/ D/ \& l. o: C. Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 T4 h4 p9 I  m" L7 C" q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 s; N/ J; w; `" v/ p真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: ^: y5 @3 {  V# B全盘接受一下。

. q* J6 c7 X% h) T" m6 h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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5 P. [4 w; a( X& \  g别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# n1 ~% Y) v# e7 V% ~4 Y2 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. _# e; @% n( `) ~, L多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 O$ i( ?  n" S2 _2 m真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
2 J' p0 O- m. A- F大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% F+ p5 `4 X( C: r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢