Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& e- |' l. y0 ~1 Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 w  a, N8 A/ O& p% u# I$ L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 J' X( |4 g; M% R/ ?& W* ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 b$ c  v+ q" V: H9 c5 [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& p' G; v+ s9 [: j# b+ vyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& _7 e# x- D3 A2 C will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 z( m; s8 Y2 K$ k2 J8 \7 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( `, z8 j: o. k( w7 Cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- ~0 ~) y3 F: y1 CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' c. b9 C1 P4 Q# \. Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
- k$ y) a% [. \9 ~lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ ]7 Z# U9 `  Q, Y. uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 @: E" H9 P+ O0 k8 D" f( f  Xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" d2 U$ }1 D4 q8 g: ~9 zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 b7 W& r6 z7 `7 L& R9 Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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  o' s0 X4 n: p+ o# BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

) s! G% h( q$ q; C, v% n: r3 y3 B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ X, x5 ^/ i7 T9 Kcomes down with four?'
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, |# I6 q  O* O9 ?1 QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
' W/ Y6 w- c( N9 Z( a+ |$ Q; Band goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

  O5 W" [* U' W6 DLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& X6 b, H. h- ]& j5 _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( R- d; j& {0 n$ L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 Y! p( a3 J* p' j( s6 F9 d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 }* ~9 N3 _1 d3 e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* x( g) ]4 [! [" K>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ `1 s2 W5 v. l, ~3 H" a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ e+ p- S1 y1 j: {, I  n8 K& e>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 w/ D# J9 q/ x+ ^) e/ z/ p" ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 `& V- g' J: E8 W! Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 ?4 r# f* O6 ^# m, U/ R: ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  i$ Y, O1 m- P+ mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 W& M; |' J! D+ G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- o+ N( J# }4 \2 }+ B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! c) K7 v) C: ^6 x7 J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. P& @7 u) N6 d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ |( J; Q7 f3 l2 c/ j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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0 u4 S- X) O% Q6 l* q: m全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 F+ `4 ]2 ]; @5 X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ k4 T: G: r: t" j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* O6 {$ Z5 M* Y& V真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

) l% }+ t1 o+ [- L% k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
, |, X" u* m% _/ ^  w0 `' P* N大学教胖还差不多
! G2 i, n& K% D& i1 D她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 @7 l7 G+ S5 q# }/ L2 z( `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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