Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a  ], [1 I- T' I9 T" E
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( \/ h$ ^& P) \1 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if2 v1 L! J7 @9 l5 v6 j! {" R7 s1 h% W
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( Z3 D1 `6 n: Jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 {8 F, Y1 l9 M5 Y. {# @- ~$ Yyou pay me only $5. 9 z3 [8 ~3 l3 H; k9 C

1 |. v1 X' ?; O! p2 |3 z1 ?, e* g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 P; l1 k' ~3 N$ R5 Y
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep0 J* d7 M6 s8 N+ F# Q
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. : q4 T! c/ A, W# @
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his, O9 U" c- q; s" K$ B
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.; |) @( `0 ?. Y8 ?6 C

% ?5 z0 t; a* \. d! U  XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with  H/ ^1 B. ~- F+ K1 D1 F8 k  c
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' K" y# a' F1 j  CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 m; H7 ?  @* c+ N" v  greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) e9 L1 I# o& X  p, c. o4 Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour* L% r4 C) i$ H
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and% a( g4 K+ l* d$ j; D! o
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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  c  L; ^7 ?6 M. f; i/ }2 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He, q# ]5 s2 i3 n. b
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and  E2 ^+ z$ ^, Y- b7 m- B8 V
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) F/ F4 | [8 m k/ \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- ?2 S- N- n% x' n6 S
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb3 @7 X* f5 a4 L2 Q$ g
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! M4 T* W% l" k9 j1 w
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , v1 M1 U. n' _5 @. K1 v2 n- T
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：( c* d6 \" b( \9 H4 t4 @  `
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，4 t( o- _4 ^5 @  Z; e) r
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 Y* {0 o: q; M, |. [* Z

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ( R2 N' q8 [9 b e
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, K: S0 X: }* {/ u别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ]7 O6 r" Y- q% m C, G1 f# r4 {
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: u: X+ [9 {2 O. d真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 A1 r# _$ W- [# }, |) x+ w

& |! b; Q& I! _! o$ A大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & |. r- I' H, h) O0 Q
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. q' ^( y. ~: X3 S$ P5 G! M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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