Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* T  z9 z: w# b% r8 i& k) S8 ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% r! _* z! `, A3 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
6 h1 E% ~0 q0 z0 c+ S" B: P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 X' a5 e# `* N0 b( k, D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- t( t6 f5 T  B2 n3 d' ?% f5 i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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9 O& I; }! ^4 [8 i+ L5 n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 H% Q+ K, s7 }: @2 athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 Z7 Y8 ]3 A& d& }/ `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

# D" ^, Q2 E0 r, ?The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; k6 [" R9 [1 ~! x& qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 E! J/ `4 `' v) S' P9 o/ ulawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

5 q: ]& \) l) A4 K- h$ y& ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ x2 q: g1 |; e4 S$ U% ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 j# o' S' D  N7 O/ Shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 t( a! H* B' G2 sback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  {! _& O0 P: [% c$ s) O; x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' N8 z" E  M* H4 x, Vcomes down with four?'

8 |4 j; W" o6 j2 J3 }$ ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
( h% }9 e3 }1 S( uand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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+ B( f- }( |0 W+ b7 L$ YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

7 n+ p8 ^3 x$ {# N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 k/ |0 O3 U- g& B/ U4 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ W# n9 k& h1 ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. E  j& O' f3 n( K" G% N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 }+ F% D' e, S$ E6 K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 ?- u5 k, R+ s' P. U$ ~; M8 B>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 U; U: @3 v  g1 ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ o- h2 F7 Y% O0 a. g# U& Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

; \# m0 p  W3 H% t' P' Z

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 I* U- }6 ^. D. q) `$ X0 [2 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 ]! S+ p2 X, O. S( k2 p7 [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 \1 z1 ^4 O8 x6 Y# f0 j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 f4 _" b  {5 d/ T9 U; i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 R# z% e' q* ]& |0 l7 G' U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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! ~( r0 m, g; [- G  b全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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4 p' [# ?& |% {( o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

6 ?7 _$ z- }' S7 p别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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" L" w0 N% U8 s别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ K5 ^; V- v8 d  Q3 l多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

3 b3 r7 U; A- |) V: N) j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 F9 R0 A' t' J& S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
& `  Y* L* T! F: B9 H她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢