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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 u" G2 ?: c+ E9 A1 }
the newfie would like to play a fun game.   J8 M  Z- {( S
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 S. U9 _( J; Z
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,& [% p& F; R1 B; `2 K" T& g
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  ]0 {# o. ^1 D7 j
will pay you $500. # f; q3 }  R7 b0 c
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep# w& f# y- X. w6 g) V& O7 x. F: P
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 6 j# V- U4 X- v/ {% e$ W
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 \+ Y" {/ @( v1 qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% v! W0 ~) Y$ C! ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his) A) s2 ]+ D# Z3 i1 V$ d  V- \$ Q
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the5 B/ ?, m) a( [) h4 K
lawyer.   D: `, @* B9 J6 ]  }( H0 \6 A

  c4 s+ @5 ~! mNow, it's the newfie's turn.8 N, k4 t  p# B. {% Y$ _; W  r

8 Q" c# i; b) a8 Y- a1 T8 r+ CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# B- s( K- K4 ?. D) M$ @  othree legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ Q6 @/ Y+ G3 j/ DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all& r5 e  l! Z+ n+ ?
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 r1 X, ~+ X" L: Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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9 p( A) i! ~( Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right+ W" Q; J! K* @3 O2 b( Y# H
back to sleep. 0 j8 M3 H/ Q, ]5 |/ n. P* v8 c

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wakes the newfie up and asks, 3 k0 z$ s4 L1 [& L+ E' f* N2 K8 B
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and: d5 r% ]9 P. m1 G6 v" `
comes down with four?' . p& A" z- y' e1 {. q: m9 i: h$ M
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5* A- r$ R2 m- V4 {
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!& Z8 f3 |* E- Z* n

( a$ [) f- p, [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two % p$ v  b; a7 i8 W  l' O$ J
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason   w$ a! x  I2 X2 |: d7 N. R
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! Z$ C1 O0 a. z( y5 i8 G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 r7 S' X1 B0 h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct$ b' `5 ^$ W! ?8 s1 L4 Q
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 I$ s) w6 U/ a/ B  }7 V>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- `$ J, ?4 I! X# F1 k/ D$ \+ K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* V' }, b! I6 a% S) I# ]% M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 9 ^5 w( m1 a5 Q  T
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 @- \) E% c( O9 w3 ^! P6 f0 N
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% o3 t" o6 D8 ~; \) {- A- I) L+ k2 `>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the . I# Y9 T; @4 v0 R# M% y& m
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 w8 J! h# A* \6 t- {>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) c0 x5 ~% D) n6 B* c2 f/ K+ _) y$ C, RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& j" @! |4 s: v% C3 t  i2 A
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 L- P6 y; I  T( kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 g! u) L# g% ^, D; m) Ythe newfie would l ...

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% W. D2 _& Q8 `6 V* i* s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
/ r' A3 L8 q0 Y8 s0 ?* P“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,. i1 |, S: n! f) d, `
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, l8 Q$ ^  |. h& F1 a6 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 8 |) D5 W6 v- R7 [# R5 W" d

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 F/ G: n' h, Y& `/ q0 E! ]“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
: {1 l8 I, p) }$ f好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* k6 z3 Q8 j7 V- Y  U6 l, H! j真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 S) E' R# l  i

* u7 j  ]: K. `% @/ G* h9 P+ J真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 0 \' @" I# I! G

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 6 f2 l7 f* ^: q( v! U3 E

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! ]& D2 p8 b, ?( {0 Y/ l. w& a别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % q! K9 F3 i/ ]6 J3 X; P) ^
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: s# O) g$ R, |4 ?0 Z. q' S) A; ?& I多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 {( {; |) ?1 v: q% X
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?# l' s/ l+ Q% }5 s4 \; S9 @
大学教胖还差不多 ) C1 q' }' Y6 O8 d6 Q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : B. t, s0 {6 }& y% Q' V
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % c0 P9 K5 \3 L  I3 e! I
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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