Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; v4 G8 ]0 x, b" e) \3 v: mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 f9 z- }: g* v' h- Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
6 \, _+ W* Q7 S) U2 T5 ~: K: {4 M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 S: s* j" X4 l& f, sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. X& n1 ^+ O/ A2 b) A% W1 J% F0 J* z& ryou pay me only $5.

6 k8 w/ s& ]4 M  R3 J1 ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- E! r- H+ c2 l1 {* X. P% y will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 {5 v! }7 l; ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& O; W1 {1 _6 }2 n1 J/ q# Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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% X1 \# s2 b6 _' j- E5 \" ENow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( N. _4 s' ~& ?) A" zthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" R* q* ~+ {1 I: Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 |9 |8 \6 k. m" P' n# u# K) C% [! Nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( {" l5 [1 ~, w4 B, Y" \wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 u* m4 U( @! T6 l" V' g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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6 G: H6 Y5 `  l>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. q% K  g; U, M4 m9 I6 p1 F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ p0 ^! t0 w9 I$ M) _( n) }7 ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 s( X) {( |( w+ m7 u$ q8 D( p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

# s  A: o  ?3 c3 T2 Q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ P6 X1 r, V5 x; b, Q! r" Q* H>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, H, R6 J- g( Z9 Z! q9 D0 D; ^A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# m: i0 D  g) V4 p- u% ]4 A* pthe newfie would l ...

! Z8 i) V6 O! ^* L# A: L6 ^

( I5 K' J. l" s8 |2 U, K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; ^9 n' }3 [% ~& G- w" ?$ I  ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# I5 X+ F- W8 m* ~5 ^, o( n7 y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 d" S/ N( I% F  q) c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' k# A: |$ [. F2 _2 ~3 Q4 ?真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# R) c/ K) P2 H3 Z真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. t1 P7 U/ [8 U+ H  }全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 H* F2 w& ?2 ?$ f* I/ w真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

2 N9 }' e, u& }% ^# T别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 ~' \7 Z+ d* z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

. M' r# m/ m1 @) A大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
/ x  k2 D: s+ s# T大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 M/ y+ X$ I# C9 J. A7 D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 i1 {$ N. H: I% K说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ |( h- _, O6 ?4 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢