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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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  N+ ^1 }% a. g# j1 ?5 ]! gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ d2 Q1 z7 R/ ]/ F. h
the newfie would like to play a fun game. - \! s- I  K# L1 b, d% n( f
  
3 v- g8 O5 Q1 Q0 x+ E5 e2 ]- D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- n( i% B% s8 _% @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The; U) N3 G1 ~5 @) m& L% I; k
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ y8 k: V6 t! i! Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,+ A8 ^5 [8 A  s5 ~# W) X
you pay me only $5. 4 J, Y2 r: V9 s- @+ b8 ^  R2 z+ S
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I- d/ W( B4 `# w# n7 `
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 n. t' }8 u" c  O$ r* y
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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: Q) ^; F0 r6 H& V$ O, k( B7 OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 b6 D  x/ [/ S2 ~2 b0 ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the' [+ N9 N; \* `! `9 A  |! @) k, B
lawyer.
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' V1 G% _0 d. F0 ]3 XNow, it's the newfie's turn.4 D, z2 g2 E- e0 p, J

  {# l3 u  f+ r: J& F: [2 p) }" |He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 k6 |* C4 ?9 R5 a  |( j! Z
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 j6 [- }, y& r7 {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& B5 \# g; b! S) ?( m, qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( {4 X6 h9 ^. }. R; Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour0 T7 Z4 C, F% Q8 y& D
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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8 Y0 g% }: n0 uThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( P" h) [5 G; Z4 e7 D8 @$ Q
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 y# q. e. D8 K3 {: f( }" I'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and" _  @' d1 Y' R  {( B6 a' ?
comes down with four?' ' [% e- L  ~! i1 J& [5 l3 R! u
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5! j1 z! \. m5 O+ r
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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- o2 O8 Y9 m) V$ _Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) F1 F. O/ T# s) s$ V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; f6 L  D$ f4 m7 w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 x2 g5 Z5 }3 {5 I* m$ N>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 Q4 V& n  Y' K. b, l>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 Y4 }. c/ F' H8 \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& L( i% L% U( s5 e* I  J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 1 v8 w  _# E* s' s, M
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 x, v1 h4 r8 b) v6 d# q9 `% m2 K4 N>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more . R$ \$ R* s; R8 }) ]& }3 X
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- v3 d" d8 Q9 c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three" r5 g7 g& l  g
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 2 {& }* m9 n3 U, d; [! r2 i
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 9 P+ C+ s& l/ l/ H+ @0 p% V
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: g6 s4 W- [/ q8 R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # g6 a9 o% S& p& _3 Q. b! d
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' ?. F  P6 K5 Q8 R) S- U; H
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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% f1 s5 B/ u- N& Y2 A, o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
) I' d1 {2 \5 n- ]) l) e“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
6 l- ~0 R% o5 u3 y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) e5 K4 k' m3 f0 |7 |$ h; j; s加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: s& [6 r" N8 R& p) V& p, c; w3 o真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 8 Z$ F, _" h. E0 \  L0 W3 ?+ l1 ~
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+ v5 s9 {- r% j; [. ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 n, n! X5 N; |) U9 _+ J9 \4 F6 @“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
$ x7 R+ d. Q9 p3 {% {; H1 ]好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" T/ m/ \0 L: y4 p9 R  D真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! S- u" k( L) |  D' {3 ~
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全盘接受一下。

8 G& e; m6 ^: J" F真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ! w  b, [$ p" d( R& P. o
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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, }" d3 I, s. N: T3 H别把我往坏路上领啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 : x" U, h& d  @% P- h
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6 R+ \& L3 G6 E别把我往坏路上领啊。

( o$ O4 P2 Z. K" O, V1 ]你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & x# i6 n/ p0 m3 O# o
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ i' D7 U/ P0 L& h大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?. c/ G' c  g3 P% O
大学教胖还差不多
! F/ r( A. p9 N1 Z她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表   _6 _8 x1 I( n( A4 ?' @
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; f- R& m) A9 z0 b$ P" w0 Q) R# T
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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