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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 p1 `7 o( p  I$ u8 n7 r" m
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb( W! b9 |  y3 s/ P. n5 j
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so" |$ M# F  ~# s9 R6 b$ l! Z! e
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The) ?6 i$ N/ F/ ]% v
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I) y6 F, Z" ]1 t; N5 ~6 Y8 i: j
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 L* Z0 H- |7 I$ uyou pay me only $5. 6 G' ?( o; S- Z4 u

! W5 y8 j3 Q, P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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; R  e$ m6 r7 B+ |6 G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep& S2 Z) z" ], b" f  A) }
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. " }% J1 {) d0 b5 E0 Z' X) ]0 N& F

4 F; a% M0 G0 [! BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's' I+ H, M# B5 k( g4 W
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' & V$ |, G8 x0 T6 W, \' \

' _' t% U, n' V) I; GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his/ t; l3 a0 ^/ {
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the6 C- V9 b. z6 l$ B$ f( `. U
lawyer. ( o" V, Q; \/ D' ~3 g) @3 y' ?
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.1 J: ]8 ^( e" C# ^1 ?
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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1 Q( E' w) B; ?* A' ^5 K3 g6 jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour# Q+ M; ~, U- \+ f! A6 U1 }; V
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* J! Y3 u- _9 b. r" Ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right  b( q, b3 z& ^# z8 n
back to sleep. * |! x" w4 r$ w4 I4 W; Z" J/ u) \  }

6 Z6 v2 [" Z$ |# G* u' vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He. F& {) B" N7 I9 g$ D+ H9 M7 ?
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 W. K, i3 }  L2 p5 S* P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 `+ V8 {* h& x# {  acomes down with four?' # ]. c* C9 t/ k' u+ I9 \8 `
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $58 S* y! W1 }+ o$ V! f& W' n
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!+ U3 u  V/ T4 y4 [
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 }, r& b/ i) |>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ! C6 e3 I- H/ J7 R6 {) U( I- e
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 v* I; B' X/ V7 ?>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) }  N# B$ ^2 _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 w) A9 w2 \+ j0 G% p$ ~>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- Y, O* \  V/ ^- i- C: r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 C  ?5 e. J3 d
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ z% r$ Y: O8 b  A5 f6 k7 i>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 4 X$ n7 N3 \8 p) ?- x" }
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & I7 ~% b3 B/ e- @: v* H5 ~
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 m( G4 @9 O. p5 T; A6 M2 d9 Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ a, F% i. @' U, A( z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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( m( U5 V3 W: }# E6 L2 O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
: l! k! R9 `% |+ J: w; a& l# F“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
7 c$ t( _2 `9 e( v  ]好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 V9 L* {3 b) @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 \5 K0 g! |9 g$ i& K% v7 x真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 e" A, c; J# D“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 Y. n# {1 _; |! b1 \+ S好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

- o5 c; h7 n( q! _) g+ N$ h真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - t. F5 n" E1 K/ S4 N9 T
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真聪明,偶像啊

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' i' {# b) H# ?全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ; J& g$ p1 S( x7 R

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, ^. N3 Z" C$ v# }3 ^全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 . y% n" p6 r' F: _/ F6 M
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  e6 L4 \* |5 Q& ?# P! q别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" G: k* U% F) \1 Z- c; {; ~! {加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

2 y6 ~& v: q! ]8 ~大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
$ f$ q2 E" v/ n7 @* K大学教胖还差不多
5 d2 B: l$ x5 O9 d) ^她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 @4 P( L3 T" m+ k. w: w( g, ~, U+ S7 H
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: z- e: d9 }8 ^4 o! a" D说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; K+ u* i  Y) E! V6 U9 ?
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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