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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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% r! _* z! `, A3 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 L; h( g" w8 w4 P
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 7 ~% q! ?; _( ?, {
  
6 h1 E% ~0 q0 z0 c+ S" B: P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 X' a5 e# `* N0 b( k, D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- t( t6 f5 T  B2 n3 d' ?% f5 i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 D& z  n7 l: K1 q1 T
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,+ X7 W6 C( m, q1 I5 M5 ?
you pay me only $5.
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9 O& I; }! ^4 [8 i+ L5 n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 P+ M( c% b( Y. J4 k- X
will pay you $500. 4 J- ~) a! y2 H% J8 i
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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# D" ^, Q2 E0 r, ?The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; k6 [" R9 [1 ~! x& qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.; n5 X' i, V/ V* S, |+ G) l5 L; q" y

5 q: ]& \) l) A4 K- h$ y& ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' [. w# e2 n" l6 {, m
three legs, and comes down with four?' 9 o8 l5 ?( H: x! s0 c+ _2 P, C
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour4 H2 m% A6 B0 Z% V1 C/ _+ P
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 j# o' S' D  N7 O/ Shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ i- c" k4 I" i+ W) }+ m6 j- S
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  {! _& O0 P: [% c$ s) O; x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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8 |4 j; W" o6 j2 J3 }$ ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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+ B( f- }( |0 W+ b7 L$ YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the( a! M* z, v: l3 H0 u, O4 `; G

7 n+ p8 ^3 x$ {# N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 k/ |0 O3 U- g& B/ U4 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 s2 q1 w+ f" m
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ W# n9 k& h1 ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ! d. G8 k; `8 t1 ^3 {
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct. z% {3 l* a7 ]. p* A, J
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research % ~3 G+ l6 K8 I$ s4 T/ d
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ) o4 `* ?4 O4 O8 ^$ K
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more & g. o. e1 s! S% O: c0 y: j$ h- O
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 }+ F% D' e, S$ E6 K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the + q$ k$ \; l) l* _" o/ i
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 ?- u5 k, R+ s' P. U$ ~; M8 B>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表   G4 x8 s& I8 r. \0 }8 v
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 U; U: @3 v  g1 ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ o- h2 F7 Y% O0 a. g# U& Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ Q7 e: `0 s% L8 T- d
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 I* U- }6 ^. D. q) `$ X0 [2 Z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 ]! S+ p2 X, O. S( k2 p7 [好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 f4 _" b  {5 d/ T9 U; i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. }  b4 V  d2 T' u
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 R# z% e' q* ]& |0 l7 G' U好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - U+ H# b# a$ i3 O: q
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 2 k9 w* u# [. E/ @& ~

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! ~( r0 m, g; [- G  b全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 ?7 _$ z- }' S7 p别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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" L" w0 N% U8 s别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # h* O! q; V% k5 P$ |) H
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ K5 ^; V- v8 d  Q3 l多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

3 b3 r7 U; A- |) V: N) j大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . n7 R& d) Y. e: [0 }- g8 g

0 F9 R0 A' t' J& S大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?4 h. W: |- X; y
大学教胖还差不多
& `  Y* L* T! F: B9 H她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 r( y; j7 ~. W# C& j
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - c: g  Y( G& K% b: K9 s
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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