Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ ^) m! v& B! z% d4 V; y, \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! r8 z: `- G9 m$ ?8 w lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 q  x: ^6 r) Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 e. L; y+ I5 k; Y8 nyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

% a, M5 {! O7 BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" q! ]9 q- G2 jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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& z, n5 ?9 w" I( C' G1 \Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' h0 ]- [0 Y% s6 [9 ^/ u8 Ithree legs, and comes down with four?'

) d% e/ X* a0 x! F8 R% ~* mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# M* ]$ P) `0 n6 _! q  Q  creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 }0 f* o6 \$ T) F: O9 }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! e# r$ `6 u! }2 P* V- f% M1 p& Nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. ^# j. u# W/ t( Pback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* I& f% u# A5 H. g8 Jwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( k- _6 o0 R' H) [$ S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- I0 ^9 P: d' @& m>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) A7 z" M* b% G5 a; I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, n' y2 l4 S* Y0 d>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; ]# X5 t9 O- G: Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

$ |5 w1 {7 ?( z7 R; d7 _! A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 d, s4 N* {% ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 q7 ]) ^! k4 {# V2 G; a) r  V* z+ Athe newfie would l ...

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# n. M' J% T; G4 i7 k% }; X0 C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( H; w7 s7 t7 b5 c9 J' \$ }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



1 w# O3 p' Q0 Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% v( c. Z6 W" x6 T' w  h; f1 J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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  `& [! Y( ]' U$ X' A/ l+ N全盘接受一下。

( n0 s  E& ~4 {+ O6 h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 c% t9 n- `0 G) a+ L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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8 i1 m# @0 G7 \别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 k5 M( ^# @( z, d8 s( `2 H! e2 D7 f4 C你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

! ^% {" o  j+ p& d, T# {9 @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( L3 ]8 |* G; ^" n2 M8 R/ A) c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& V+ V! R# C6 A  \* T大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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& D" h" }& H7 H" D# U# e2 d哈哈，你们在这开小会呢