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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& e- |' l. y0 ~1 Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 8 e" J" H9 u6 \, C5 ~8 A- d
  
9 w  a, N8 A/ O& p% u# I$ L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! X0 b/ X# X3 K" }" S9 r/ u, Y
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 J' X( |4 g; M% R/ ?& W* ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 b$ c  v+ q" V: H9 c5 [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& p' G; v+ s9 [: j# b+ vyou pay me only $5. ; l, s1 b6 j1 z  [
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep; r( z7 V* y- {( Y$ H
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 z( m; s8 Y2 K$ k2 J8 \7 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( `, z8 j: o. k( w7 Cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- ~0 ~) y3 F: y1 CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' c. b9 C1 P4 Q# \. Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ ]7 Z# U9 `  Q, Y. uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with9 C* X. e7 A( D
three legs, and comes down with four?' / [" L/ i% U4 Z9 J: m7 z
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) l( S, J) ~- F
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 @: E" H9 P+ O0 k8 D" f( f  Xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" d2 U$ }1 D4 q8 g: ~9 zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 b7 W& r6 z7 `7 L& R9 Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right$ g5 S' y  t. {5 Z; Y5 o
back to sleep.
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  o' s0 X4 n: p+ o# BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& }  A- L9 t* y, P7 p8 V- D
wakes the newfie up and asks, 3 f/ D2 O0 {' ^$ b8 P3 R, G7 T) `

) s! G% h( q$ q; C, v% n: r3 y3 B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ X, x5 ^/ i7 T9 Kcomes down with four?'
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, |# I6 q  O* O9 ?1 QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!5 u4 [  j  B- v) m, q

  O5 W" [* U' W6 DLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& X6 b, H. h- ]& j5 _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 6 p) L( i3 f7 `) {2 i" o
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( R- d; j& {0 n$ L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 Y! p( a3 J* p' j( s6 F9 d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 }* ~9 N3 _1 d3 e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct7 t+ ~) @7 t5 C# v# [4 A

* x( g) ]4 [! [" K>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ; b" p# l0 a* J- f/ N9 I
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 7 K- `8 T2 C- ]3 f9 O) ?
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ `1 s2 W5 v. l, ~3 H" a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ e+ p- S1 y1 j: {, I  n8 K& e>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three# M( L2 f3 @& J! s5 [- [" t
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 w/ D# J9 q/ x+ ^) e/ z/ p" ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the " X8 f2 h9 ~8 ]. z$ ~
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 `& V- g' J: E8 W! Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " Q9 r  r2 _2 O
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 ?4 r# f* O6 ^# m, U/ R: ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  i$ Y, O1 m- P+ mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 V8 J# F/ q7 k. F$ P( v
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
1 W& M; |' J! D+ G“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- o+ N( J# }4 \2 }+ B好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. P& @7 u) N6 d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ( M# |3 ^0 [' b2 W7 s

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 $ m+ [$ W( |% T6 E% ~3 w! c

2 F+ `4 ]2 ]; @5 X真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' ^/ F% g. E- [4 |% p5 G
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ k4 T: G: r: t" j多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 R" S0 F$ g# N, `2 ]2 m1 u! b

* O6 {$ Z5 M* Y& V真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . C5 d8 r" A7 t; x4 J$ I

) l% }+ t1 o+ [- L% k大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
, |, X" u* m% _/ ^  w0 `' P* N大学教胖还差不多
! G2 i, n& K% D& i1 D她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( X) c0 X+ o/ D: [0 d: Z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 @7 l7 G+ S5 q# }/ L2 z( `紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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