Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; J+ X4 Y$ y3 |- Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 p" K. @: _1 v9 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
4 i; F3 B1 x) }" F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* }3 \, `, |4 {& K" y- } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( X+ P- c8 q% Q4 I, B/ vyou pay me only $5.
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, H6 h# j, [1 z5 z2 ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 @8 B$ I7 Q. `% N! H& @ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# [7 y: v$ p5 y7 P, j) z. wThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, I% i8 E8 j  [1 H4 rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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- e: z2 w# A9 U; dHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 d8 V. G0 J5 N3 y& Treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 M7 M* V9 s. P% p; Iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; h; |$ z' N* Pcomes down with four?'

* p# W1 |% f5 ^6 O3 L0 ^  M1 DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 F3 {9 {  b- X2 u- j6 v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 N2 V% T9 d  u7 @  n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 L- `+ a7 |! }4 }( ^( y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 Z8 u( }8 y* ~- D" }>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 @9 |8 S; {; u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' y0 i* O* t5 D>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( X8 c. c' N9 J/ {* N0 }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% y" Q0 M1 e" c2 ~+ {) M" M" N( u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! C. r  u' e+ H! _7 L: ?1 t>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 d- e1 `; G$ s" xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 ^2 q/ r4 F4 Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# L0 r' Z# l+ ^# j1 s; k* _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  R" z$ u. t" s+ l1 d% o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" [5 ^! H9 `3 D8 N& n7 y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. ]( y' Z' _7 s; G! p) R  |2 ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) a5 g- Q5 @. f3 \9 N真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

3 j, a$ X1 Z  c+ v4 C/ P; o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 z- V" ?$ P0 B# C+ N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( S7 M4 y8 r0 C9 d: z/ X: h别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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8 }" H5 z3 [+ D  H别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) [: y) M3 ]5 n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( N  q9 Z: N, u4 C$ @% E0 j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, m: |' Q, H# p* H0 D2 S1 ^9 |  P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' k9 O8 `9 j7 s9 M$ R她是大学教瘦？
/ ~- ?5 x; `4 g% F* H$ K6 v大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" U$ v/ g) o" J" F4 M" g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& U$ W9 x7 P- i# {; x哈哈，你们在这开小会呢