Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% S# h. ~( b) W% Q' r' Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 j/ H% D, t5 J/ [ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

; \8 W& Q' Y% f( M, ^ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 K' J1 H* m& Pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
0 x3 ]. R" z% F% }
The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) Q2 ]6 w# K4 t( qlawyer.
  ^3 e; l" f# f8 _5 o
Now, it's the newfie's turn.
' ~1 I6 T1 g; @" A& B0 A
3 A& V" s# b. ^* {$ HHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

2 A6 c" Q& S  E: L+ r! G( g* pThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) i7 r* Q# L$ a- I: `! C+ hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 b' c' z. d* H: Uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 d& `1 ?* }' O" n; uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 i; C$ d  r( h0 C. Ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ w5 O4 a- X& x* [0 t+ oback to sleep.

; U- I4 X" ?) \- d: f1 \8 RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
7 f1 N, ?4 l4 D% f
9 [* m4 v( V8 Y5 g) Z2 x* w6 H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 w  Y# @% M8 J) w8 T7 X6 gcomes down with four?'

0 |7 ^6 ]: r1 I! t' s3 b+ M; p7 b  zThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% e. J+ T/ j& y! J! q+ Z2 n7 T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
' J+ {$ `5 S* r, ~! u  e+ F
>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 H0 H/ h* d3 F# a0 D3 y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# n$ _5 [2 }- Z. U7 o' E6 d4 V: s6 C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

" s: g- Z- C! {8 k  h" X1 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491

金山毒霸下载免费金山毒霸wps办公软件杀毒软件金山毒霸下载~!！!~!!~

老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 M' t" Z& U/ T- S/ Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. q+ `7 c! w/ [; ?  \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

  [4 e$ y! y4 T  O2 e
7 O2 ~. u; r8 ?8 [2 H8 b1 h) S/ L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
* V+ A! r' T5 Y' E0 l8 k
+ w5 U! X& m1 m, G  N9 G# `' H
) c! V; j& t$ A
8 u* y- X5 h" V9 |- n' z0 X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 N- T$ L, }  W* F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 O1 B- f* k6 @* M0 [8 X真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

. V+ @2 p! W" Q' q/ d
$ e5 w7 H- l4 l! V全盘接受一下。

. j: o+ m2 _9 }' M- Z4 p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
7 q# a" B9 V9 D, ~
真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

* c2 ^9 L. a9 b! S" y$ f6 E
6 l/ o. V9 O. a# p$ i- C别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

! \" v7 f! v2 U1 L

$ @! r& B! S' ]4 @0 l2 h3 E1 r) D别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 G7 i- q- `9 h你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  a  u6 P) N: B/ |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- z# J1 Z% m' L2 Q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ |$ i, w* l# N2 @$ ~7 j真博学，偶像啊。

6 f- w: a& G& \4 D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
. z) f. w: U1 D  Y( Y. w
& r: o! b' M0 |" H( I& [' M5 N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 X$ M) |$ M3 F- r8 e- t她是大学教瘦？
6 [3 R2 \8 K- f4 I) @大学教胖还差不多
7 v' X  L" A! h0 P% m' m) K0 Y- w她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; P+ I# Z( A+ d5 K5 u2 u0 }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) b( K! R5 E/ C3 Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢