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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' ~, D7 U% f; S; F& glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* ~/ T4 w% b* uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! _2 T- D4 L% C5 ~5 h; n& |% m/ Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 |0 {0 ?, g3 Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 A! P, T! e  E: `6 u: P1 Y: p lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. t  o- J3 }7 R, z& eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 R" e3 @( {  F9 _* V8 X+ m7 lyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I' L* Q$ T6 @% @; i6 |' w
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's* w- U- {8 a" _, e
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  Z1 M- [0 T+ U6 f7 |The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his, \9 p4 _$ n4 G& E( G
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the% D2 ~5 K( [. L% H7 T7 q( S
lawyer.
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9 @8 U, g" f0 @! c& R- ~Now, it's the newfie's turn./ @# }! `. w0 e1 b
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with9 ^! L2 ?0 x4 ]0 Z- |! s
three legs, and comes down with four?' & ]4 l( ~* U; q4 s
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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% R+ o4 h5 n9 O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5* S/ J' H1 I# W: d4 \( F$ z7 }7 u
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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( P, Y& X. \4 z( Z1 m7 X. S2 U  ^Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. n8 a; D7 Q! _- s+ J3 w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; D9 P1 Q! A) @" X; l* P>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 [. U4 C+ X3 v+ N, i) ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; \* Y$ y8 N; i2 R# k0 J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, i5 o. O6 z! `( a7 x- V" c% d>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct! K3 H5 e- H2 R5 _
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research : u, W% ~% X- O% X) R
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 3 J4 k  \! m( l! O/ }% ]
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : |1 i4 y5 ?9 X' Y4 v% P
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: U  f: Q; z: l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three* R6 L1 J7 B8 ^  ~/ i' F* N" H4 Z
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 0 A8 K( h+ ?; b; A$ p( r
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 S! I" h3 J% Z8 a) }2 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand   y; `8 D3 C* O( x
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ; I9 J7 T7 E: F
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- T' H9 u6 r4 f, ]
the newfie would l ...

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2 J5 D, C7 }5 g: [" w8 i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& z, \; s0 {# b( M“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ p$ L( [! ?- P5 M3 K
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 z. R! W  ^$ I, @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 ^/ c) j7 ]9 k真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 7 ?- x7 _2 y% P9 n$ o4 H; a  g4 S

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. x& O! s9 U) E6 n
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
6 t' z2 P* c9 c6 t好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

( U- ^9 u* G( E! Z" W" |5 }! s真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 D% Z! M& U* Z6 n5 M! V7 x" F1 C

% I6 S$ b3 ]7 }2 u- R3 k真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 }7 u3 v: w6 `! k# H
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表   m/ s. S* s6 }- \
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 {9 M' I+ ?0 ]; k, W
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! a+ a/ W6 U4 F' t/ z别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) G( w+ c! z% Z. p
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 f' v3 ^/ O6 q( _3 q

" U' n& Q& S* i! G真博学,偶像啊。

& z( Y" V! i' F9 A2 {% @6 l/ T大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 P4 s  Y, |6 @

: d" g0 Y4 }- J) m1 z9 k3 `" P0 x3 `大学教授哦,能不剥削?

* s& C1 N" V: t3 j. E5 n6 I- u7 g她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, }$ F8 s) O. F! p紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 j. o3 j- x7 O! i说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 n& i: K, w6 x% T, l紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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