Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ v3 s8 H3 |/ i. m% q0 Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% q9 q' Y* _* ^0 {% @, L. tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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: k3 D% w  E  y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

; c1 c1 ~+ L8 {7 f1 b* d$ NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ S4 k3 u7 O, Y- p+ ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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, b7 Z- q$ x6 a3 E, ~The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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6 c1 \' k- j$ o1 FNow, it's the newfie's turn.

- e1 q- L9 V& A  @; e% fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 X: z& _5 h+ J' `7 r& f0 f  @7 lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; H& G* ?0 n5 S3 @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# G  P: K/ Z1 J: Iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

0 \: s7 R) y7 b9 ~: X3 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* A" e1 u8 o) M3 B  ?2 Gcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# E/ V5 m  @1 X: @* I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 n1 x$ b6 k# i) R+ U1 B2 j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; I8 W& Z4 Z: G, j; S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 K% o$ G9 ?0 V+ ^4 a( o>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, E) Z. j5 D- [( Y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, f9 k5 t0 l6 J0 o>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( x4 ]3 S/ q' h( }$ E8 v# vthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& h# `9 Y! q0 p% L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( V8 L% L6 ?2 q6 v+ L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  V* o3 Q& K" G) D% a( [真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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* P5 H1 V9 W* G- B' H$ P5 \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- i1 O) h% B: `: m! S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ k1 x# |! I2 t1 |! [9 }真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


9 M) K% \/ r6 d; m全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* j& N- p& z* P, f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 ?+ n& |7 j8 Y- U  q1 J你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ P; w" d. M( D9 N  f( f6 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% o, T! ]) X0 C' j# K' D+ z% d多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 w' u" ^, |/ O# z0 V) d她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' x; L" [, s! E! e) o! i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 W  V( T+ M/ v( N* d+ S- ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- M+ }; F8 Y; L% h/ }) p% G; D哈哈，你们在这开小会呢