Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 e/ P6 J7 ~4 B5 |" {. Z% zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 D  [- @5 N' j5 u' Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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1 _" X, k, f5 q& c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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" p* n, L: ]3 x8 ?& o' RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( ?! j; o& m$ I! A! `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

6 f) s4 s/ d. ^0 n" g: o6 \The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

! E! d" q+ k9 i. A; tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# U) {0 H0 @( P  b+ ^! J0 ethree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 ?9 |" j/ M0 @! L* n8 J) F0 ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" d1 I! _, ~1 f6 Q+ T8 l! Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 |" `. i' \1 z( dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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( }. Y8 }# D4 l  H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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  m. o: M9 s: A0 z* B4 _: qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

9 O0 N! h+ d. n6 H- `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ J7 P  l, @' ~: m' u9 J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# K  Z( _- R2 P% d* C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 n& d) v! a3 v2 K) y4 S" o( B$ Z6 w8 P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ ~) w1 k6 v) X1 H>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 B" D2 a. o( N' M0 k% M" d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 x) y' o+ J+ N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  B+ Z+ Q0 X! r>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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) V( J: W" m# c7 U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 b. H: R1 [1 d2 o3 Y" p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 P1 z3 s5 }. ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 {$ B; s' U2 u% z) H+ F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: n% |- u+ c- @9 u真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 ?% Y( \# [" U, Q1 m8 f真聪明，偶像啊

* V% G2 O% n  @. \$ T全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 S) F1 o# j- ?+ R8 s' ^4 R全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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: o; A8 M7 X4 |. U3 p) c! V别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( @4 R# o3 e& X真博学，偶像啊。

8 R6 B3 |& D" S! |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* [2 q" H1 ]% U  b" E她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" e6 \+ s  h* }1 R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢