Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. ?. k8 @- A  ?0 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ i3 B' K2 g8 x he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! C5 ^, g( P" Q( d4 x- p7 pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 h* |0 e6 [0 X1 Qyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 _5 Y8 {4 S4 R9 r0 b$ y, U will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( ~, W2 `8 C* n$ Lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ I9 s6 w9 j  f6 [7 Mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ f/ ~: s3 Y1 [' @4 b2 Z/ opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
* F: X: d5 z1 D/ glawyer.

6 P' }; W# p) i' t4 s  WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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5 A1 m& ~7 a  ?: {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% v/ v6 {: w( p: othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( q9 `" A: n: X; Wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, M- q' A5 Z) S: Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( k; b% S$ T, a- Oback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: K+ X4 M( x! }  R) X$ Dwakes the newfie up and asks,

* U2 w) z+ ^6 E4 O2 _2 J+ @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ w! F8 h+ o  Ycomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 u" c: e; G! ~) j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' t% i* I) L6 `( X3 R>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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" O$ P& t6 j3 ?/ I! Z5 P6 U>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 l0 O! [  ]1 X' |5 s: x$ ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 ], J* _8 ~% f>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% x# v- d: Z3 v2 ~" Q. U( t2 n5 b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  w# a3 G6 |" ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  c0 B' Q* _# a# Z; s3 `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( H8 @/ i- \0 ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" C# m7 N( l8 s* ]the newfie would l ...

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4 l6 a! X$ D! l- P  G+ j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  k' f1 e( m3 z  @9 R5 }; ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# w2 N1 o/ ^9 \* E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% G' R5 {' d0 Z# Z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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7 D" z4 |8 Y, v/ h0 f全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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4 y3 N0 d! {& Z! O- X! p% N/ V全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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' k# P$ j& g  K) c7 L# R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 H$ h8 W& `% `1 x2 T你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  k% }5 x# H0 [" c  t) q. t  Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; R0 Z9 `& V' _. Z! m8 P3 E; d3 Q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 k* c! [5 D/ \. Z1 Z+ `$ M% m  `$ q真博学，偶像啊。

* y/ _$ N! w. i2 H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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) l9 ^: T/ g% D7 M! o$ n大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  W0 K3 Z. M2 _* x0 d  U0 _! G她是大学教瘦？
8 j& i' a5 t! h. E1 M% E大学教胖还差不多
. L9 m5 l4 Z2 |& E7 j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* g" v3 ]2 K% ~7 J' u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" k: D' G2 `! m/ H/ r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢