Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 [; L9 {+ ?% b- W( Q- Q! R' Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ Q7 Z& @, b! E3 Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) p- {& O% \( v" }" I% U0 g. Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 r# {4 c" i! P7 D' `) mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 \9 A  F- A- h+ ]the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; f8 q- f, ]/ w" _% k5 a/ IThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 p5 V9 E- l. d  Y( G+ ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! B- R% b$ _4 }6 _9 f: }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 Q, m1 ^) [3 `* r1 y# J/ ^three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 r5 D; _, W- k- i* o8 d1 fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 M% I8 Y' p0 whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& W, y0 g; U- kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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; G, _7 O+ X, v4 j( h4 U& X* eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

5 q; r. X6 y, z- fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 ]. x$ m$ G" F>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& d' K6 U2 b/ n/ Q* A$ T>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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6 m4 k4 c" c8 F1 g; n+ I# y1 K! Y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 ~$ j1 ^# K" d. J+ @>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* [' o' T* A: @/ f>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 I$ Z% j$ q5 `: q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 A( |/ A/ T0 q7 T  I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 n* r& V+ P6 S/ n% x1 Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 U" a% J+ h( Y1 N+ [( _% o8 g) V>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 A% p9 p( J# k! k4 R. r2 x! w% athe newfie would l ...

5 s0 N( Z, V  t" n* U! y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! F+ e" L, ~/ @6 u9 x8 S+ A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 Q9 |4 U2 ?# ~/ A6 m/ Y" m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) ~: ]+ Q( k( p2 d" C0 E3 X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; Q/ y8 P: d, C  a真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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1 [. S1 k  I- D全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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' Q; `( S/ L7 }2 i3 D* x别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" G+ V4 a1 r8 M- B$ X9 f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ w- `. H$ o/ r. S6 v  J. h多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 L+ g+ K, N1 b2 ?: P真博学，偶像啊。

# v! l+ U) J5 ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& I; C/ T7 q) Y6 K8 e, d( P( w; ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- G" n" a2 x" V: r4 h' |8 n她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" a# {" d% y+ m3 Y# A( S( y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& h/ l: s; g9 U9 |# J说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( j) E3 ~' H9 [, J$ ^3 c* D哈哈，你们在这开小会呢