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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ z& x% T0 H$ y, _. ]
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* a4 @& {* ?0 R: R4 _
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. d* n3 Y* _/ d. x% R( f, `
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ' U  a0 u' m/ u- Y4 x% ?0 D/ u
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I# l; A! A5 D  }% ~
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,0 y3 Y. M$ F0 `
you pay me only $5. 2 Y# H% x" O! T2 h' q: u% n

& y5 ^- V8 g( w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep+ y4 W  Z7 E; l: s2 v
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- @5 o3 S+ p8 n: {! FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's/ O% O4 u0 @0 @: p& r$ d! \: T
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; W( x2 c# d9 t. xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 K, T8 q# M& @. o; K' `- c$ K5 i
lawyer. 5 @* G6 V# C! e
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.; A% u: n& C, Y6 S
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 p6 K0 K9 j; B; u" }: J+ _
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. D7 Y8 X2 e' c& C) P; F7 NThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* F+ s' c' T3 F9 I" d4 areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. S0 p# h% ]2 Z: w$ Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ @  Q5 o8 S6 t& i1 U' a
back to sleep.
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) k" o- D: r) u4 ~. @- {" dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" |! U7 `* P7 @9 Q. }8 H; Cwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and! d5 B/ e/ \% ]# R. D
comes down with four?' 8 E" \7 \. @. {: G3 H
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, K" r- m6 b/ t3 D: }
and goes back to sleep.! }# f3 t3 F: c. v3 N4 w

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!8 {7 M7 Q6 e+ S& \( M* q

1 M" I  s9 A! o/ x  FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two * O& n. z5 e/ `1 m+ n( h$ F
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 5 t% _2 [5 x2 Z2 y  B# S1 Y& W2 k
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the # I: d/ `0 ~! P" x
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, Y+ }  f% D# R- ?1 Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# ^% l( d# q! r( Q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( x* J9 @0 l4 \; g8 Z) f* o>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ Q8 {" E( W/ R5 T0 w  Q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: R# @" z% H& y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, & x( t  E: y! `7 ?2 P. ^, B- w% _
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three/ r- O! R/ k, l* w' z1 X. r7 G

- c) u7 @8 }9 J6 @7 v9 b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, c! U2 W( m6 v5 i% h' p0 W6 z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 0 A9 ^! H) x+ o6 Y9 P- h+ f
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 2 G  c/ V  ]6 W+ v; I  A
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 Y7 h/ \4 X3 ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! E1 n' P. x7 v- V: fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 a! P) R, w' |) {$ W2 dthe newfie would l ...

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! R! @* g9 E0 n# U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) }9 }. E  G, n& q# S' F
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
) O9 Y* x5 F1 n; a4 {好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , e  U, o! b4 z4 O4 T/ J+ ]! A# _
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ X6 K. S" R2 V; w9 G9 x; Q真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 . w0 O$ O9 X  D/ k5 j

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8 a3 s' G. P2 Z/ j7 X6 e1 r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:9 Y) Y! |2 u+ \6 i+ a- z
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
6 b# i, L: l7 l  I) ?* a好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

1 X" s" p0 r9 c! W2 z6 R( e: o" ~+ s真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 f8 X$ o$ n3 Z  a! S

, y0 ~; i7 n3 k% j" ]" A真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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- i- K9 I" [' v/ t( S别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 & d) C5 N0 y2 e' n. R+ d% Q
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; {) `3 u: Y- B7 l9 E0 g; z
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& C- E, G0 w% P7 U( s! {1 l; E多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) \/ h3 D& \4 g2 j. d3 m

( L$ E! j- v, I! f% t2 n真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 : X0 U" I3 ^* y5 w0 f
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
# R/ c& W  _8 H$ E, i% H" v大学教胖还差不多 , F4 n  x$ V" q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) _/ e5 \' e& J0 I! h* I
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 I' h! p2 O" }  L4 ~
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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: T4 l9 C2 v: g( R" y* ~" v* U哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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