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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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5 i7 c8 ^9 i4 Q0 Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( R# v* l  l) s" Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so+ f% k1 W* n; n$ U
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. M* A+ i* _9 Y8 @! A7 \5 M! Y
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I& f9 I" u! H1 g
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,6 X- h$ o  k; y& @2 _+ R- @
you pay me only $5. - d2 @$ e4 y3 ^* Y& b! F

  a3 |, ~$ o; V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I. M/ F7 H; P+ H" ]. }8 K
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep5 P2 v+ `, W+ H  K& _/ S- {* o% ]
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his) G( D& J; t9 G0 \5 }; T* m
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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* ~- L3 G9 U/ u5 K& L3 qNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 m5 |/ R  ], d' K# j; G: B6 ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with4 I# s4 s' c: A4 Q8 U1 H9 R
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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6 U3 O+ _# \0 C& i) ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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wakes the newfie up and asks,
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comes down with four?' ' x& w! j* C. X) o' w
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!8 ?  @: `+ s. J- V, V

6 [4 q  ]& M! i% d+ ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the9 }# A& E' d; |7 I2 w. |5 M
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two . [8 l6 m2 R5 y: j7 |$ D
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 H" z6 W' ]% [( z, j+ E; X; Q
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 l/ P3 |# R6 N2 s3 v8 W>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 W6 P6 W6 d! N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 7 g* r3 T. N. i
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a / J( r, ~' e. Z0 E) g$ @( T# s: ]: [
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more * i) S9 `% ~& \0 W/ o- K' H5 k
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ( Y( X  U2 }2 H; h) z* T1 U+ I" P: k
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ; ?8 j& k) N) {  i" h& ]3 K6 x
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand . F6 {7 w: A- ~' L& y- g2 o
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # I, o: ?3 `3 O
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 v* x! |, \( g3 X- M: }$ C# n
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' }: n* C5 i4 a. @
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 _! j" Q0 w/ x) @
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - y: t% j: x  R+ ~8 A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% n( b* B. ^) Q真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 9 q- A7 A: \; b) y$ O5 t$ f; ^% {
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0 }- ^! g6 H7 k# z4 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. n+ Z9 v3 r8 V: X; z+ {0 \
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,4 I3 |" O$ {  I
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

" w1 ?- q  B/ d' x; q1 {真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . ~+ B; r# X- l: G+ U8 a7 \  V

4 V1 f9 r# H4 P$ v5 l0 y  A真聪明,偶像啊

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( p- ]# W% S9 x3 p# r  ~# A8 k全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 5 Z3 A0 T: I; l# J# s
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , S6 Q) d  q" {: u7 V, y6 t
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 h$ @: Q/ G' ^% m9 W* _2 F+ z0 j' g紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% x+ j1 a) G0 A3 M3 H; ~( m% X% f紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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7 e4 L; q) f) x哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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