Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% H1 R6 Z3 g* [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* L! H7 k1 m+ m$ n  o4 f' ~  U6 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, K8 P  w" C0 D( _# m: J* Pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 s) k4 I7 s# z7 d9 Z: B% t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" ^8 z! O/ `3 T" B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ f+ r; C4 T# { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; _4 h4 ~) w# W' B( mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 Q- j2 a7 _" r( b, [ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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3 y6 r  D) e& z% m0 ]' hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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( g  C6 z$ ]0 O5 X; O- l. UNow, it's the newfie's turn.

: D6 w  N' m; f0 g9 nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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: E- l& `: g: P4 e% tThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) V4 y1 U: E- S9 y1 T1 Zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- H) z0 P( c* L' W( i3 f6 @' uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: m* Q  o, Y" M3 z3 ?of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 c9 E) V! h& s! swakes the newfie up and asks,

2 [8 b7 l6 H: m4 Q& l* `) m'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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7 U$ r, a& T( M+ v' i3 u5 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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& O) Y1 W7 D( U. e! Q6 [! mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 d% T. |0 U/ [% f: E/ m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; ?5 J8 _$ J# w6 ^( D" G>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ J+ d$ t- M8 L, V+ a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ N9 ]- W  ?+ W6 _# c* x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* F+ [6 a- v1 U9 o' s>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, }( h! ~% c; e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  C% Q. Y! ~3 O>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 B+ p9 J. {9 U5 q6 N: a' D5 I0 N4 L. qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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& P4 @9 \) B9 C: `; m+ Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  R, n# q. l. C% P+ @% J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ G8 v. H( P! u7 _* w' k6 a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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1 f8 y/ |( y; l) `5 T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* _- F  b7 d, u7 L' {5 C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ c8 ^) p. M4 n" q" ?真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

0 n+ M5 ?' X9 X0 K5 P9 t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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' g9 O2 y4 ^8 j; n5 g6 V$ e2 f% K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 F% H7 l4 \. }- B别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  C! [  z9 w7 z6 i8 p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 C0 ^. ~0 m" v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ U* K$ |% r# b& l  o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

1 F; ]4 ?. ~# j$ a; l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢