Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: \' Z* V9 C+ `) J) ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' V0 ^: C% N( z6 J6 Y3 D( Mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 _! X2 P4 k+ q" q! O+ ?# K he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# l7 d4 i/ M# ~+ K( z( g4 T6 O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. m- D/ v# \* ]9 G" ~$ fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- f8 j5 w: ~6 myou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 g* U9 e! y) r: @ will pay you $500.

' J+ _5 I% N9 Q( z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; U. y; m5 p3 J/ L* G, X; ~% O! fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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% r4 W+ q( h/ eNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ w) o  O, {" c4 Zthree legs, and comes down with four?'

$ \: J$ W( C4 y! v3 |  C; gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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. N# k$ w3 `4 {, p9 fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% m0 g! d( G0 |; Bwakes the newfie up and asks,
) _8 I% |$ X& \" F/ O& \7 B
7 l7 S! i6 q9 A8 e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& z( E, W( D0 R" ^# e7 E  Dcomes down with four?'
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2 H  L; F+ B; ^6 F" u" p' V7 w/ ^The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
- U' W: E4 T/ V# A+ W1 \" Aand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" _# |8 H- `2 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 \" U9 U2 I1 e7 B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 a% O8 y4 I! X* d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ I% w) t' D+ h" n0 ]" B% g>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* E6 M% x6 E- a" N6 W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 A! \4 _& O( Y# X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( k' U0 m: ]% K: l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ r5 [& y: z! C" w7 p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  V: b0 j7 q; P! ]4 X9 o& ]$ [2 ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! ]+ L3 |8 g8 U. T/ e6 ]' vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 o7 I# X- W8 \& n, gthe newfie would l ...

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3 \; G! A. h3 }, h2 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ t; A1 N0 u2 z( p, i- N5 _- ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) y4 g4 q: \* p: P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) h. K2 a. t3 Y. t1 {/ k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) v+ _2 e9 c% H3 m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

5 z+ v% \2 \% @- h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 n/ X- w0 t: b, Y3 Y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
' u, x6 @7 C. u* T- {$ E大学教胖还差不多
- f* \8 O$ A9 V+ B- m  [& h她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 E5 P. Z/ i+ Y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 d4 {2 N4 G! Y: P# _' Z4 I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 J- v7 B! H! O0 ~' A- r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢