Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 J% E  f' P: _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* z3 w% Y% B; E5 I/ Z9 ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" g- p1 h( Y( B6 D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ W9 T3 d$ V5 r' f3 j9 o1 cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ |& I, [( V- f3 P8 a  Tyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: r! d2 Z: w! ^4 s! Z  O will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

8 `" r5 a6 k. ~, m/ I$ p8 u* dNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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% c. u; E6 l& V, `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) C- y9 y& R" kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 x* @; C( c+ b2 u+ v! Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 h1 S3 V5 e6 d9 thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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5 e- R8 _- ~1 `  L2 qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

, m) d! J* E8 V" A9 V8 {3 VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

. a$ q- X+ u8 O4 q6 M9 E1 w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* L/ o. o: M. t/ E>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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6 R9 G  [" A# l" l5 P& o) F>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& ?0 R6 v; Q+ R>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 }5 E# K8 w7 ?" x. L' t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 I" J# q( W$ c- x. q/ m' F>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& g0 _3 N3 y9 l% ~) M$ i>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% h/ H* k' F' Y7 G1 G) F9 ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 R$ I/ A" K% c! @+ r" U, c' bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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- J8 t2 @) F- V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% ^# H# W) h7 b% H2 ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! I% l) L- k! Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& g8 \+ A1 e6 `8 r真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ z# T9 [# O  ^真聪明，偶像啊

, T' P# x( J2 s. y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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3 W7 B$ ]) W1 z0 L0 H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 ]; j0 u! m( {: M( n别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 x( K* ~, ^3 z* q$ {别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ g; t4 f3 V# W4 w! {9 R. G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 ?$ U( D8 W4 Z2 S3 L& h真博学，偶像啊。

% {& a# _+ y* z* z+ ]$ X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 Y1 v' i2 c' C# S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 u- d+ n6 P  Q  ?9 _; B大学教胖还差不多
- {0 y' k$ W: a1 a- v% I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* w0 s3 S3 R$ j/ R  r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 \9 \* @1 ^# P! z5 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- U2 K+ l2 R; E) I5 ^0 G9 V哈哈，你们在这开小会呢