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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 b! ?$ N& v: N* U4 L- rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; {) I0 Q5 R6 J# `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 @( t9 E* v4 `, U9 ythe newfie would like to play a fun game. 5 h3 k; e/ F9 C5 c7 h3 p
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so8 r4 [) }1 R4 t5 p$ ~
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 q9 W) l6 [* Y& L; c9 r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- E: @, B3 z* q- Z; T4 X6 dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! }5 F' I6 B! X; Z, ]2 [! fyou pay me only $5. % s" m- }% z: ^. o, X

$ l4 b. e0 s' y: Y* ~4 s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I; Q% f& W4 H! p0 D; T
will pay you $500.
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: j$ d8 g5 k( D& [3 h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep$ A8 A4 q0 W2 W
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. + i' f7 O' V7 _% E7 P  l
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 U* O- a  @5 s; m
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' , ]& p6 s' e: y* f2 m% H9 P: H

' y. P' X; \  J. [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ H7 z- V% M, Y( R- U& ]* W% rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 l' [0 D3 A6 \% l/ @4 F
lawyer. ( f( w) k* l) T# N; K; M- M1 N

$ K# i* k' U' x, `' r/ {- ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.  x3 N6 h* ~: u( q+ c

: @) H' X1 Z1 K( @+ w3 `* aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 d) |8 q8 W+ `5 ~! j
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all7 K. d: a2 y6 [4 U% L4 y
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour: y/ r8 T6 J* L. z6 ~7 _% r
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* V; f# Y) P' Ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right# [, h8 r4 t+ t' d' A5 H4 r
back to sleep.
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3 Y$ @! G. T) Y/ s+ V* v) K% gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He6 d) m5 _, n5 X! Z. `
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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3 c$ N5 o% A% d. B$ f, F1 `5 b3 \'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and' f$ n5 T# ?: ^  v
comes down with four?'
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2 [7 z% B/ u# ]" YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, A, I% m! t: w
and goes back to sleep.5 j8 m, ^. j- g4 P

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the3 u8 i6 y/ `, W- r! [
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two , I$ D1 ]6 B8 G" ?+ [$ k. f
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# t/ t* X: \$ V4 O; P>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* a# V$ H: b3 r, N8 O# \7 i>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 5 B5 }& z# U, }. D
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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0 W7 `+ ]; e+ ~, `1 A' ?1 o>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 A1 h+ N/ b  e$ _" i% [>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 4 B: ]+ k/ r) j% s1 Y) v
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 s! V, y; }3 o7 F$ A
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ) F3 I4 [1 A/ M1 b7 j
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three4 B: }/ q1 t5 _3 C) J1 O) ]

7 o6 a( |. D% C$ b  }8 |; v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's " S7 i2 c" z) _- P. [) l
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the * H' B9 _8 K  p& _, i$ i
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ T: _' `7 w" @, G1 V4 k  L/ I# T>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 }* R% |" A  u" D* j
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 c( P6 C* @# p  _3 p/ g( D- w
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
6 i$ w6 S, V2 ~. U6 P0 V7 g“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 q& r( h4 w$ f# T/ }
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 % i3 K# U: X$ ]: U. I# B4 M

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0 L- W/ D: o8 _2 A) S& d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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" M2 E1 F# q6 B8 e" P+ I( I* L5 i好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

  [2 F- M  C& ?  P5 t& t真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- f" t. q# m- j& o真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 l- f# V, Q: ^: v1 v
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# h' Y, P2 I# H全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 {% x, v- D8 {/ e5 ?, `别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! p: b8 Q) U0 V! l3 R- A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表   r8 r# r4 [  b3 B+ U

6 S# v$ u% ?! x& l+ \1 l. i( R. \) d真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 R! E: f2 U  f7 W' C. {

% `: n' }; ^- P8 s3 S6 `大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多
: k8 F9 r( Q! ^% d( O5 K/ Q她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + B3 i5 T$ t: r* N% z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) C$ u, H% e$ s( q说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! `4 @. f: P  t, l5 V& Z紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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! D& O7 L# }* v9 x1 h6 u哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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