Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" S1 e6 b3 d/ _, D! h9 I& rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, ~5 E- f" A5 r1 bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 j# t* y# A, O" c! o3 E6 w9 `! t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ m* w, P7 c6 I" L0 |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 t2 V2 d( S: L) E will pay you $500.
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8 N+ M/ {+ C/ `+ O+ D3 | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  e5 b$ K# v( C) k' G( zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; k- W8 X3 ]* I* JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

- O# z* P' @, n! _+ k4 p' TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

& W: s: ^5 n$ {" P, WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ U9 g) ?& ], |, Q0 [" ^& j% `1 h! zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( Y/ K! d  \0 a! ]1 _$ @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 O# |: }+ ^) ~4 {% Q/ cback to sleep.

3 g6 W1 O1 J% H. Q9 h9 aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ D% o8 M- |7 x: `# Y  Cwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 u( v0 ]4 l( X% p$ ]8 fand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! q, ]! ^: \* z/ `% V" _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ s/ Z5 Y7 p, [6 C>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 `" z" ]6 l; ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 e" i* Z& P& F# M" U# |6 A. @1 z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" q) q) |5 N; j" u- R. j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- j) F2 @& Y& `- V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 z4 ?& V% l: I$ S: Y% h  l' e2 {6 S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, F; E0 I. ~4 G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' n1 K+ f) ^3 N4 KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 ~: \/ }' k, b& ^3 s8 ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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! ^9 `0 @) n+ i5 h( p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 k" k; W1 ~! V9 f* d% M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  p; q; @6 _; b4 t. I真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 M& s" X" F9 d  g5 x: Z1 K真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


: l8 O: i5 N/ w; `& L, g! f全盘接受一下。

9 _: c  J/ V- e8 ]4 Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ l+ f" w, w: g* H2 _6 O你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% x# S% h5 `% C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 v( U9 G/ R% d; ]' P: [/ V& F4 O& T. u多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

6 p4 }6 ^5 c- |% Y& I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

3 g2 V  q" [, k- `; s9 Z1 y8 }' f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 i( N1 a8 `: I1 `* D" C她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
4 [( o# s! _# t9 |6 r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) o, I# V5 B+ T# b. v4 S/ D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 a: b! l' x: Y+ U6 p9 f( [/ d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 G  _3 S- ^% Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 O+ E! b' M8 j4 q+ H( p! |8 P1 u哈哈，你们在这开小会呢