Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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  W, @$ Z7 d( O+ f( Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ A, \9 C1 l7 W3 x! Q2 L/ Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 x8 l. j! G( H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ f% W0 B  i8 O, Y( E5 P' P* ]6 P+ Q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 \. \' v' c# J& ]- s, ]+ ?ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 E8 o4 N8 [7 W) I% I0 N7 myou pay me only $5.

& l1 q$ P2 F. b0 z4 M" M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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2 m4 A# q2 }! C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 A# ~6 u# W$ ]5 D8 L3 VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 a) P& h- F5 s6 ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* r5 b/ z) S2 b8 Xthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- U5 E* ]5 J7 [9 D: o* J7 P1 H9 Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- ?) t. `, q) |back to sleep.
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; W7 n7 Y8 G4 w& i/ ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ t5 j5 z4 b) h) vcomes down with four?'
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' u) Q: B7 a9 Y; rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
0 N, q+ k" o  h( w0 l: land goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

. W7 {1 G9 E4 G: `) L5 i4 K3 vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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: F. U+ \# D& G, N5 Q: u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! J' r  v+ N; F8 v9 e>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ U9 _+ _! c1 r% n0 C0 O4 a% f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ q, m/ i0 T* s( g# ^* r, K7 g>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' A/ u5 x( V+ |. O2 Z; Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 b$ q; |5 T% w% l/ b4 |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- o7 k5 p; u8 |) o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: p6 S+ s7 `- U1 h: ^: TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ C3 R  g  p$ C+ W! r3 ?7 U: Fthe newfie would l ...

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5 K2 f/ B1 g0 j+ w# i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% q4 l0 y" @3 j: Q- T0 d- g& X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 {5 W& T5 S. Z  X8 y; L7 X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% ?! o* b0 g7 V. G真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* v' w# |, J/ J. k* Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ ^' X5 Q1 M2 C/ }真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

: W, ?/ M9 |" F: O' B8 i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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+ N/ ]. D" o3 w" J1 D& ~1 ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 P( j8 M% c# n+ A' w! N% A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" g9 H) |0 A  K4 q/ Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 ]2 M( g2 y1 ^/ s. B' H真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

) ^- k5 x  X/ k/ q0 W1 ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  t* a' ^  |& ~% S6 ^! W9 U她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
% x, x1 R& p8 @, {% E* k0 L! y9 }5 M她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& q+ w) N  b9 p% Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢