Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" B7 {" `& U! R# [- O: E2 S! iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

6 j0 e) h  w1 b1 r4 O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 ]# V$ |8 Q$ n- l will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

# F/ J0 e9 b( H3 z5 _1 a' aNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

) ~( o1 z4 ], X4 t) TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ c9 `) @  o" N) rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

  g) d1 o1 _. K% P, Y4 S( b( Q2 f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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2 s; v- }! K) E! O# R8 G6 F  ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
( X7 S& |+ I0 sand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

2 X# c% q( ~& @! G; x, Q1 QLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ L' x, M+ z0 w# i5 u0 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  T# h. f- G( n7 Q6 b% X>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' F% I* V' a% k! J, m4 Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; v! T. ~( c+ @  d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* [7 D, C7 a# ~5 R% `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& o; J* z5 I( a! G>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ _( y1 n3 }% U8 B3 Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' E! U: x$ w; G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. B2 h/ \$ R; R/ a; t( r; o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" G, h" r3 _8 I1 ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 i! m1 M+ @. `* h; H% Y/ }>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' s: I; r4 i) B- V! jthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 H3 h* K) ~3 i9 ?# L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( i# t  I- \" A  C* a& |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% T( F; ^! O  N$ x  A* @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% r" Z! o: B& Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! M  ?7 S% V1 X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& \+ q- q; Y, S# F$ b* @真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) e5 e( |5 G, i! \) w# Y% U真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ L6 b4 `- `+ ]1 J全盘接受一下。

5 X- d+ d# b1 H" Q4 F* \6 i& E5 U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 }1 `1 |+ z9 e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- l5 J5 h# [6 E, }# S你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 l  P( C3 o7 p7 f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- I5 x: i) C3 u4 `; w真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  R0 S  `6 B& G) o* q; }她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) X% X6 R. I* o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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* K7 ?% I& N5 F# \# f) \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢