Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  N" i3 l8 b- W! j; Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 R8 E8 V( F  J- \: m5 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if% d6 H# H) x  K. h: `8 y
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 7 s' M1 Q3 X- ~" V6 l# Z- X

" }' ]# u1 W% Y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! t$ i9 l4 l$ N' |" l/ i
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The' i0 z/ `$ y9 w. {# C2 l" }
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ O* e. m; ^2 Q5 b$ U" ]9 P5 Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 J* c9 ]) a% a+ B3 [- kyou pay me only $5. ) P+ K0 @& t  I1 u* i' P. o* L; Q

  s% S* _6 [9 `: m. a2 @( R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I) M: ]5 \( x5 D7 ]# s* L
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 o* _: S& u2 \4 U6 m3 _% tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the* G4 q% m0 k" _, z1 {) E, }
lawyer.
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. ~% H( k+ g6 pNow, it's the newfie's turn.& `$ f. j9 _: @- I8 c6 m) d
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' c7 [% v) Y; e5 {/ ^3 q1 Lthree legs, and comes down with four?' & v. d2 O# d% b0 |, h
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ L& i% Y4 _: w/ Jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# X5 u  k# D0 N1 V: P% vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 o" S$ m7 W+ v8 p. l% dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and1 T& p, T; p- c4 C  m7 {2 t! `
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 u+ l' g% e0 z' A4 K' B1 L4 Dback to sleep. 6 W- y9 v* D  r# _' x$ g# F4 [- j
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( w! j$ P0 K& v8 w# C( ewakes the newfie up and asks, 2 t) G( ^" r4 E, W. s4 v& F% G% O
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $51 C4 M$ R  l7 ^# W
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, F( s6 T; I7 ?6 k1 s6 p, TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! ~+ ~0 V% \; C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb+ j8 E q4 Q P" X" V8 F/ K
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# x7 B. A/ c; Z4 d% f
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. ^" b- n9 H: o4 q. ~3 @! S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 4 V1 \# j' [4 E4 E( Y$ @
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：, [5 z2 H: ?9 \8 C! v" ]: W
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 ?* Z2 l3 s# v$ n w1 N) C7 Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ?3 ?. m7 S- z \& @3 h- c* q0 Z

# l& [0 O7 m& [: U; X, }9 y真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 , C: v. H1 m9 N4 t$ ?! f- [0 ~

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5 l' C5 w$ r0 W Z全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 X, ]# V; y# g$ B/ ^

8 ]& ~; P5 I6 m; X6 ?0 R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, P. ]% P; d' X' T3 Z: l. [0 W8 A别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 f5 h; B1 e" i) L, @1 F
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % c' L) `6 h- {" d" `! ~; F/ \

$ o, J* w3 q3 h' z- r# D$ [真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 a1 X2 V& @, F8 ]: E
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 B" `/ r. X4 _1 h6 f! u$ Y [0 Q
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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