Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# J* b- }9 m* Z4 Q. k& P, N9 b
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  d& o  s2 I) t3 I) V* @# N
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  O% I1 S  E& Z/ B8 k+ N4 Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game. - h+ u# s$ D7 `( q3 ^; W
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so' M+ ?% O- H* @" o+ a8 S; V5 d
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 b" r, ]; T& ?: h
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* [7 F$ i, s( D' X7 j/ T
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,6 y  ?% i+ o" w, |( w
you pay me only $5.
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1 ~6 t. v1 Z& ]1 | You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 X8 f: }+ S' K. d will pay you $500. 6 t7 w" J1 Z0 J+ u

0 P$ ~4 T' r* O. g4 o" R" R- K# r This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 ^6 e+ w; p6 s6 h( r9 v& [3 r5 E% uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  m. }+ H1 j5 o$ kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.5 @' H: [' g) r) \; |
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with" ?# l$ h# ~8 g- a. Y* A; a  _
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all. @4 {; G9 H7 D
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 x$ l" L3 T! f- [' B/ o/ a% athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 `$ p7 d! R8 u9 p6 `2 L" W7 ]* \of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and7 z. R& Z1 V. B: j6 [8 H& n  K
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He' Q1 G5 S/ h. l
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 P- i4 p; K) H4 R& K( d" B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and3 L, d- V0 u- m. V
comes down with four?'   ?; T, j2 n2 y+ x( F  P
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 `7 a0 K+ r3 x+ l, n3 c
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ ^; Z) N* m# x Z* R$ u M
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 e9 e( l3 A& X, S8 K
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 % G' Z: B( J, o, a0 ~: R# x( s
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7 |7 G: J- c6 F9 |5 O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 n% e' I! O, y2 v: A2 u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，: q0 l) Z) E& H* X- R( ~; R! F
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( H/ @; }6 N- e3 r! _

. `0 f; Z8 h, q h3 Q真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & Q8 `- G" u7 S* `; c; ?
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 $ G7 v: i9 u" G* }' ^
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 R, g) n" w& x( J; t, r& B; E

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5 a4 R2 y) Y2 s+ z2 u8 S别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " `: o" H2 K3 R. E4 M: s5 j
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! w3 a2 w3 u1 S& G$ W! ~) D6 o
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ; d1 Y0 L; p7 m& R5 R5 c" ^) V2 N" Q

4 R9 v( t5 Z) T+ e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( Y y0 b/ {; N% Q& V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ ]. C( \3 ~7 p8 v1 O# m$ `
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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