Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 X1 |: [& p) b9 Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 e  n1 ]) s4 ^. H. ~2 X; \; hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 B- g- s3 _6 uyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  ]$ ^* n9 y% ]0 z( Cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# Z# A' v, N/ H, ^/ a6 \the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 \$ u) g: q( [8 ]5 Q! B- ?1 ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

) ^0 k$ [* G' \' ]8 @+ IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ l, P# o9 n- W8 }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ n9 c7 v8 C4 k' r7 A$ Ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- V& |6 Z3 g6 khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% C- y+ K5 n; P( d- I1 \. Q5 `/ fback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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/ _5 g& t! {' G2 M3 M( O/ G# X  R/ oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" Z2 X$ \3 N, K5 t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' I$ C* N9 a$ K- V0 p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 i  a* j6 T, \1 L4 z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& I; ?! r) J0 R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 y7 h, `. A0 b( r. ^, E; a# u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! j# \2 t# N. rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 o. Y$ }& ^# y! f: @5 Q2 q; Vthe newfie would l ...

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4 E9 T! T! V+ f" |. @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, M' s1 a" z; X( U! E; @! t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, v; N* x: j5 K$ N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 o- e/ g. c' \: [" o1 }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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5 w& ?4 s8 |$ `全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


& r( u. Y; f3 l! H9 g5 n全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# X9 o1 X5 h7 I: D/ X) l/ K别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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: x- v% E& `7 n1 L" O0 y0 L9 G你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' H. f! u- P- @) S多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 X# g- \4 C! n( n" f/ c" A- ]真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! x0 t- E# O) b% v" _: K她是大学教瘦？
7 ?* c# f( ]2 h( |8 o. g大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: U5 ^. G! ~# Z  T5 C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢