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0 P% c$ w( z( r' N: |# glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb+ P1 l# ?. j x% D2 G$ }
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 H: L1 A" ? @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- N8 n5 o5 P1 ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 Q7 A' F6 K& n5 Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,0 E( h/ L+ ]9 u; G3 D+ [& l
you pay me only $5. 6 h6 [6 J( l8 p+ Y
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ ^+ d& y t' P' C3 }7 j2 _ will pay you $500. ! ~$ s. y) T6 [( `) `1 |
, L& b" Y; z6 D+ W0 t f3 E, Y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' B' L9 c6 _/ B- D) X6 e: d2 Vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ' T; s+ P) ]% ~6 d. B' ?/ j% S& l
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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7 U+ {* O; I! [. c& _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 N2 i- E% x* q& P' Zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the7 a3 U9 Q' F [- S6 ~, Q
lawyer. ' P; Z) G. q7 M2 K, K; u6 F
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 {5 m/ C' m, T2 h5 ~( }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all! U! l! \) E& ?' z& d
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 t# w/ z4 @! \4 _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He! K: b; w: z& F# U# [; S. G% }
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
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