Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 w& ~  @% x' h+ Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. % Q' D; Z, ^6 S0 C* _& m# c: w( F* t

( j$ j+ v6 \. B4 U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so% i/ X5 e6 n# y* B2 M
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The6 i3 `" x/ m! s* t, O  c3 f
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I8 R/ E: c' q" U- E& u
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; W+ N/ Z: K. K  Iyou pay me only $5.
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* T/ O* M. |7 v1 @, Z/ _ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" U2 X1 O3 q# R4 f7 }9 m; K will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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. N" G: U6 m7 C$ jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his- s/ e$ U' x5 j* }# ]
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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9 y: O( P5 O) \$ O! d9 V- WNow, it's the newfie's turn.! a/ w1 |5 t$ J8 `2 a  Z; D! D; @

% q. Q+ E- V: w/ LHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 f0 r0 e8 M; P! X6 E
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all6 y% s; N, D8 @
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. ~0 ]* b# |0 U- P9 f2 e5 J
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour9 n0 I' n: U  z" c
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; D+ @7 x5 T( q9 Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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; g& {0 J' B0 u' \+ M6 v  QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! m9 [# P0 a7 w. D0 S! F3 Ewakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- q0 f$ c7 W. C$ Z: b7 M- Q( lA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 z1 u" E+ a& ~' A7 M; S9 [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, J, l! h' i. v' J$ @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 e; ?% h( e4 f& Jthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 _% G$ t7 {0 y$ o
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 `! O) V. s7 W

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& B4 |4 u; J4 j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 J8 w% q) f6 G4 ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 j3 `; t v7 p9 F% ^2 }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 + k* I! f4 c2 p5 ]6 d1 M, X

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. f, j* m ~ E8 F全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 4 u+ d( z7 h* M3 |: a1 U# p' {6 }. F
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 + R; D: d) O( e' W! Q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 Z% d: z, Q& k+ ?6 @% a
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 + Q( T& D" `$ Y0 l( N# t
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; b8 m0 t. p. C( i4 C# K Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - d5 X5 q% y/ O) Y- H
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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