Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 O) F/ H! B3 U) N8 qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- g! p0 t% n$ X( u5 n9 y1 i3 tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 P5 J# l4 i4 c) [( Y0 d$ ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ t: `8 B- V- {; f3 } will pay you $500.

7 X# }* [, L' J3 t5 M8 y4 L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 K! ]* x; s  MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 g' s/ g' O5 {) R# ]* [2 o" _2 glawyer.
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& f! W  ]$ u  L4 jNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: c) M7 n( Y( ~9 I- }+ Ythree legs, and comes down with four?'

- I& ]) b+ O+ fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- {% g/ J9 s4 v6 I- [* O9 E% `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* d& @1 X! K$ n8 r# |; y& nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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# b; Z7 z5 I# oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# r& f. R. [6 i) z1 @  Swakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 [! {2 T4 h, `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- t; g  U. g0 z! W8 `  \$ Fcomes down with four?'

1 H! _! ?; l5 wThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 Z2 u# j2 e- F5 z2 d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) X: B" ~  s+ l3 i" R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 R0 H# u) a( i4 N. Q$ l: [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ W, C/ b: l+ B" Y% f/ ~- n" E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& O) q$ o8 w7 k3 _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, b$ w: O$ z  WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 Q1 K5 q) ]; G7 q) nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- F# \& `8 t( e( ?& Uthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- a5 V. e0 a' h5 {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; R' S/ f: l! _- ?0 t) Z, z5 K9 s真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) r7 E7 P2 u/ M# S! `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) b+ ^, M& q& p4 k; N0 O6 D/ o6 ~- W真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

. _: o5 U4 N% [; ?7 i6 B, d全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

4 X8 R; ?% s8 D4 q* ~8 h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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/ ]/ \; u' @" S9 }# o! A别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) K8 }# Q; w! j你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: o) X; L( w  i; v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. Z- D; j: [3 G. `4 n/ n% k: @真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 v+ N! K+ w) A4 p& ]; b1 S+ D5 D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ ]- f4 P1 S" \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, ]2 m" K; \) Q1 ^7 Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢