Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' d- Q5 c, K* p1 D6 u( `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; b/ ~0 t2 b8 l% s3 f5 {5 L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; H4 ^) Q+ d# Q8 v: F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  u! k% A; r- S3 G% d# W2 Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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% B" n( e! ~8 ?6 l! O' l# A You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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: B. M- ^$ x7 \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

: u2 Y  s: `( {# u) e! qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. l. }7 F4 T+ M6 athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 L/ O9 h! u- ^* Q  |4 \! t" |0 n. w2 RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 j- l. m( z' V$ h: a2 ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: d  I' A4 J$ z# k% Llawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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: S9 |4 k8 U; D' aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* I" b9 x7 E+ A# F* M; R) hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 G5 H3 g  S; [6 l) L1 r/ Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) Z/ q$ F5 p1 j; i, Z2 sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 y% X! d% L1 T3 |; d& s) `back to sleep.

8 `' }* V0 X1 J. G  T6 ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* y9 o$ i' t2 i" P3 q2 @2 X" {% mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 S) O" L, ]; \* `% C'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 k$ \" D8 t/ A- j; e, l4 X5 s2 Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# u" R' Y) r0 r2 w" O5 @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& R$ N4 Z; L  N; F0 w# V; o% I7 U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

# q/ \5 \% N* {% T>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: m! }! u! h2 X' x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 D' O! K3 w  {7 d/ Q1 t, j0 ~; I# T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. o1 o3 ]" S: Z1 p) x- ~>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" g' m' u, Q- P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  x7 N5 ^  y- [. D& w; |0 |A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% {/ K+ U$ g5 ^3 b好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 `7 J4 {6 R0 _8 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" A9 G% A" ?: U真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


- f) o4 i" F4 G+ e# {% G全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( @4 |/ J: O6 F, l你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, B, c% o# R# C真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' [( R, G4 o: w+ T* U' v她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' n& y# F4 m6 t" B2 D说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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