Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 M8 |2 `  ]- a4 s- w$ w he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 \+ Y" {/ @( v1 qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% v! W0 ~) Y$ C! ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

  c4 s+ @5 ~! mNow, it's the newfie's turn.

8 Q" c# i; b) a8 Y- a1 T8 r+ CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# B- s( K- K4 ?. D) M$ @  othree legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ Q6 @/ Y+ G3 j/ DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 r1 X, ~+ X" L: Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" t+ n( s8 i; d  n: dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 p( A) i! ~( Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

, d/ e1 p& L2 F" K2 x& zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

( a$ [) f- p, [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! Z$ C1 O0 a. z( y5 i8 G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 r7 S' X1 B0 h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 I$ s) w6 U/ a/ B  }7 V>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- `$ J, ?4 I! X# F1 k/ D$ \+ K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* V' }, b! I6 a% S) I# ]% M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% o3 t" o6 D8 ~; \) {- A- I) L+ k2 `>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 w8 J! h# A* \6 t- {>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) c0 x5 ~% D) n6 B* c2 f/ K+ _) y$ C, RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 L- P6 y; I  T( kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 g! u) L# g% ^, D; m) Ythe newfie would l ...

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% W. D2 _& Q8 `6 V* i* s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ r' A3 L8 q0 Y8 s0 ?* P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, l8 Q$ ^  |. h& F1 a6 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 F/ G: n' h, Y& `/ q0 E! ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: {1 l8 I, p) }$ f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* k6 z3 Q8 j7 V- Y  U6 l, H! j真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* u7 j  ]: K. `% @/ G* h9 P+ J真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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! ]& D2 p8 b, ?( {0 Y/ l. w& a别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: s# O) g$ R, |4 ?0 Z. q' S) A; ?& I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢