Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 e$ F+ F; S% O& Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ J& {' Q2 d& j* V) z4 ]2 p/ B% Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 M+ B# V& E" M! ?* u8 s1 O8 [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 \0 b! V' R$ U  {- I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 |, r$ W0 K3 x8 r" f' R" `* A, ayou pay me only $5.
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; ~, j( v, _8 q7 S7 E, o& ?, l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 t3 S! h( D& S: X2 @3 }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) a+ N, W! Y- l3 ]6 b. M4 olawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ w. j7 i/ [/ A& w- iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, _- Z$ p" K$ l7 Dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 v( F% `. w4 Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. V: F- ~; N8 Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  a( q4 J" A( M- j" e. Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  `# P( z7 L' O5 Y' R! Xback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. q& y8 p/ f4 Uwakes the newfie up and asks,

5 T5 m: i. z* Y% `3 Z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, F2 J& }# }* e% J( p. ]comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( k( f) G4 ?" X: K# m# R7 Q3 t>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' Y$ `+ B9 a! H* q+ M6 R7 P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& ?6 p) X3 D7 {% o>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* c9 l; D5 g8 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 K1 o! Z% f4 ?+ E* Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 I1 r5 ~# L: U6 e, mthe newfie would l ...

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- d" ?% i/ ^) L% n4 e+ B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, H5 {1 D  g3 E1 h5 r8 S9 ]. E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; f$ k* b' c: O5 N( D# h真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 t( R, ]- z  E! g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: n  ~$ x$ b1 W2 ?4 t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ }& \/ Q8 y) o' X: W$ w; G* V3 q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( N% D7 x! }, s2 I1 e5 t, R真聪明，偶像啊

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9 ?) |  L7 v+ e! [$ Y1 S5 {: ~* y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. |$ j# g. y/ L8 m全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 a3 u- ^% Y% L2 @$ E3 p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 n/ i8 o! r( Q& {3 P( K别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 [. u2 C, \- m$ g3 I3 S, I: L! F你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% G/ O) T: {# V2 u& y真博学，偶像啊。

3 [8 U' F# C& Z5 Z0 s2 i) x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 R' p) v! e: K# w7 l6 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
( T* J5 y) [5 g% C% y) S0 n2 C大学教胖还差不多
# O7 F% Y4 I: z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 l! b6 u" J3 `$ y) I9 X) {说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* ?1 l1 d1 E+ l4 _$ n/ h& V! f( J" c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 S- o& ?. h0 A. m% Z0 ?哈哈，你们在这开小会呢