Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) I' n: {$ ~: ^! _& T# d7 Y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" U2 d0 T* O3 n+ ^/ v& B lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& U5 f' O6 _  yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 t$ `4 i6 o8 r4 n/ f will pay you $500.

. l: @$ l/ N% T  j  G  t' y) B8 n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: l' V; h& Z2 _7 Q* E. n9 L% {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. M' x5 h- x( W8 G3 ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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+ F( Z9 u! S6 m* {" E$ A" wThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& A8 b; X8 s% U3 tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 Q4 d/ G- p+ _; O# B! F$ ylawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

' Z* R6 q. u7 y6 d- gHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# V( R2 l% P4 ]" @0 v8 Z0 i1 _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' |) J1 r/ t$ _& C  ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

7 ~% Y2 J- U- h8 G( Z$ W/ bThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 j* \' {; C+ k5 C5 K( G( @7 B1 Zcomes down with four?'
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- S9 ]' X# a2 f/ qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
) ~& {7 I/ T& g' R6 ?  B) V. Tand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

9 D( P+ l" \! j6 gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! L/ m  N6 I# X7 ~5 v' p) {" u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  e/ q1 X. h  p1 L>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ s$ t6 C6 l! _9 W>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

1 X# a! A8 `" u" |4 S$ @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ ^, [9 v9 g1 S' l>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( B" w/ I; @+ P# ?A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ ^. u( S7 G; Gthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 P1 M( a$ g0 z& r, l5 k9 B7 @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 y5 X, H2 A7 i' @, }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  Z1 F# E$ k3 x0 ~. S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

: h7 D+ s/ l  s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


' B: s+ b' B- a+ J2 ?全盘接受一下。

, H$ L( Y0 D; P: P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

3 x* V( c$ O( A5 ^3 c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

7 |6 S. y" P- D0 @" N1 c4 L, \别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 ?9 H8 T, t' x, M5 ^% Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

4 _3 r( Q; O8 Y/ Z4 \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" n9 P! H& J$ P) a" @  ~2 c* u她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 f9 f4 Z" ^: S# C& u5 e; ]说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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5 k' W4 @# V5 c* U2 O& G: D哈哈，你们在这开小会呢