Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& F( g1 d# H7 K' _4 L; `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  y* l& ]: X" ^% S: f" O, ^* Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. Q2 K% U( O% t lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

9 E6 c8 c! N4 m6 Z! l, o' Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# V( h  o& o4 L+ Q" a5 xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 A( c* u* f% n! I- J2 b# {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 j9 ~6 B; r( O! G! M' Bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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4 J5 A- P" ?# X! ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: `$ I# g" f. T" N  F9 d9 O# f" Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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/ ~; m' [; R! L) uNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: v3 `0 E8 a, k1 I1 t+ Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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+ x9 S7 J0 E' [7 S$ d) JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# E% P! p1 p$ ?) L" Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 U' c# ]. s; w( Fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) T# m( X7 m" B( Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ v3 k4 o9 [. \" zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' h% s% e# I) w- [back to sleep.
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9 u' A$ K9 _7 i' b9 `" CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 Q8 `* w8 Q0 E# g% m# w) e" k1 Iwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

: S& K6 j' a8 G. h! `! F) D* yThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 p" O; r! r2 L0 pand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" m& u1 v. }8 B4 V6 r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" T" ^: E" U% w>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' A1 I+ L! n( [  T- u; S; y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 n2 c* P0 V+ |5 b6 q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ |+ Z5 P! z9 V5 x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 R; m" J3 F) I  I+ @* k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ e0 e- {: N! V& ~% \7 g/ N. w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 _7 X$ e: \3 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( I. z+ @4 Q. Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% H5 @& V" k/ m' z1 f8 L0 A% Lthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& h0 x. O, @+ n4 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 ?# y& n& a# V# u- D& U9 b. b真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 u- y3 t5 ]  a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( Q: o  _4 N+ y# ~. t/ a  _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 B( ^2 s% k5 @/ l" M% W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( y/ v1 B: {. Z- t. a. A. x  J真聪明，偶像啊

' T! ?* H+ Z4 z. ?0 x9 Q& r: c0 o全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

' i  x# C9 u& m/ _3 y% G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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) n# w2 P& ]! H+ A8 Q5 j; l1 R别把我往坏路上领啊。

& {8 A+ C! y) I& {4 x$ U3 r/ S9 B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# U. N2 z: K" G8 w8 ?& f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, b' a1 l5 M! h: T真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  v2 Z8 j+ X% Y2 M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

: w0 [5 `& x8 W8 V她是大学教瘦？
: F1 M$ _5 ^5 |7 M/ l大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* x+ }) O% I/ i% D$ i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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: k  |+ K: s$ F8 @哈哈，你们在这开小会呢