Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! q% [+ h* G0 _, D& Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 y: r; U* f" p, F7 e9 {% Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* y% j6 A2 r) {7 d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 d6 t) b& x9 E9 x# A* e7 Ayou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 D; i5 Q5 K4 Z5 _1 b8 Hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& \% V) {' P, J5 U" bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; e, g! T. ^  q9 C/ t( x; Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& }5 _/ z$ |: Y9 t. spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 e( l- B. p4 w0 Q. T* e) RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  |" h# @) ^7 Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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  ^6 `# w7 T' P7 s# ~- F& O% a* G( AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- P' \4 ?0 N! F, r! o( f# dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 B6 \' L( _4 d3 W$ a: m4 T, S& h4 qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ }) e+ j5 m+ q9 X& M  ^7 Ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# f+ g: B& Q: r9 P% w& u4 L7 sback to sleep.

$ `6 g' T# @6 \% a7 @' M2 U8 r& DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. d! o8 U$ x" d$ ?5 uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

+ o6 l( C# P& M. G* F" DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 p5 B) R% E8 a! q# w' @$ t2 C9 vand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) G1 O# I- t8 I$ u% r7 Z; x( ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& s/ g, Z$ z. d6 q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 ]2 I* ]5 k- i4 i& g, {4 T0 F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 p5 u& G6 l5 X, }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  A) U" p/ a4 h- ^3 V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" a: k9 }4 U% t>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 \2 l8 K6 w9 y6 g; P9 u/ s9 {>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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3 H' I  O5 S, Y. t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. r" j3 L- x. u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; }  i- H4 A' Q+ V/ z; V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

1 s7 g1 l2 F4 b( G) E, b8 _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

/ ?2 h( p0 b* [& }! F. }) l/ ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- _$ r5 c3 C- m0 z% H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 Q1 b. X+ p! k9 b别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 b/ N2 ?/ O0 Q( J你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

; n" m1 K/ x! S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
$ L* ~0 ?' L# ?: x大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 c3 C9 h5 f7 k, `. C. d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 U5 U" C  W; S1 h说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 `7 f- h& a- L2 a) O" S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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