Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 L  \: B8 Y8 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. X8 s1 d. g9 ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 u  W0 v2 p( O9 _+ F2 @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# s' }& u  _: `) Y+ q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ V' R$ p- L, Z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( T# }" U4 k: q* l5 ]ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! ^1 V2 d* b  k3 n( m$ A5 b* y' K7 uyou pay me only $5.

- X0 N5 p1 v/ I, u You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  s' y6 b- ^) v  D2 |. r, I, N) L, t" r will pay you $500.
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; w, }; U. F' Z) g  H5 e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 X' N& G5 }$ `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) Z# `  I) |0 Y  l$ C2 Z/ Z- z0 ~7 Lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# w/ G6 U+ @9 p, E' w7 t) Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 s0 L6 L4 j0 e* i1 Wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# `1 i5 |6 B6 M8 `% X0 D- Eback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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# ^% b- l+ M- P6 R( {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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, t5 T* r- B4 W/ F* c" {Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 G* l( i6 C  j+ u* ~  J5 P6 p2 S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 h# B& U3 M- D  ~$ w$ j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  K; P. O1 K7 H: w: S  Y# M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# p3 j* b+ J# x/ H2 K# q& m  C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 u' c7 r! h+ ]8 r>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. o: Q$ f; @) B# _1 ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 [' o! K; n8 n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

1 U8 J8 U8 O: c: }: P/ Z/ p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% u9 L5 }( u2 {/ I5 X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ O- Q: S- D$ O0 F8 w/ A8 n>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! W* A2 T2 p# `6 `/ ]! GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) \- W7 M) k7 l7 b" `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 y: V) W9 S- O' qthe newfie would l ...

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/ e( R7 U3 l5 K& h8 X: r6 D4 v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% S0 n% h% ?( r( q! H& K2 O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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8 R1 j% d6 T+ a- z5 C7 _3 A: a7 e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) B, N  D! G: b  V4 }真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 O' |4 o* X6 `7 n" k9 T7 K% y) j真聪明，偶像啊

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7 f. ^3 C8 y% p3 g全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

- h0 _2 Z* I5 r/ H" r6 Q6 J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

6 W9 a$ x; a& S# ~4 @# [别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, G% [3 I' ?! }$ o. l别把我往坏路上领啊。

( V3 _1 Q6 L" r9 b你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; P8 b9 W$ c% G: _" |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
2 z# c- L  k5 x  H! A8 q6 h大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 e2 F6 ^7 o9 z5 T7 H4 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; A3 m- c4 ]2 @8 s- p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢