Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ s' L$ e2 Y- ^% h1 C2 B- Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game. / l, ^% h) y( X' U) A' R' N5 T

  U- C) W, E2 s' h) j, b( q$ u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 l8 ^# ^* v; {. X4 J; ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! c5 h$ @" Q* ^2 c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! ~* ]1 _% Q2 O. s# L: ^, w/ wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,1 p  P2 y- [4 M0 z  Y& m- C
you pay me only $5.
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2 y9 g8 D1 |" A9 L: X7 D" [" ]7 V3 J4 @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* p6 d: O: w. N9 e, M; {: J
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( Y# S6 |* K$ ~% B+ b! s4 \. y! a
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 5 A2 j4 T1 d! m  q8 g  y

# I6 y! c+ J5 E9 N7 M, eThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. y4 h8 y7 J8 }* {8 Z: \3 m+ T
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the- f3 z' ~  h$ Z; d& a. `# q4 {
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with  I. W  X4 `; k: F3 R6 s& m6 Z1 K
three legs, and comes down with four?' : W+ J& U* I, L$ d* h: I

. Q$ }$ ]4 J* R, V' y# dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 f2 T( v. ^, v& D; Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all! b. P" i' o0 D; y/ R
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour' Q/ A; Q3 S  h  e4 Y
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  X: z% m, V0 N0 K0 nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right# R, n1 z" y6 {) }: Y
back to sleep. 1 ~) r8 f4 j: L3 Q
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 n. S3 H8 @5 @* U) v1 K
wakes the newfie up and asks, + Z/ `2 Y5 h  }

* h& z6 n3 d1 ]6 [; o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- {3 |# F% e4 p
comes down with four?' 9 f- A/ w8 q! J  Z0 ?
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $55 D& S( R/ D" }7 Q/ J, H* K
and goes back to sleep.% I0 S4 u" G( i

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491 · 发表于 2008-11-13 15:32

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 6 A2 _. U5 _1 N, h) G! u; q- @
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* l' f- ~! q# L' k7 V( e
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " {0 G# p7 @6 o8 K7 D. Q% @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 & U" ?. F* n- W8 ?
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
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好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # k/ Z6 f9 H6 d3 N; F

1 Z S$ r; g, ?! t& p* c3 q7 f真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 / H/ @) w$ T; B7 n# m8 p6 S# c. R

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! ^9 y7 E, O" K, U# s
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 L4 f- ~% B8 j* [ f+ q
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 ?. r" v$ {" E; l; M8 v4 V

% K7 R- H! A% ~( V' O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* y5 h) |7 A' F3 b# u) {9 w紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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