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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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( F( ?7 m0 W" Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if( d& Z1 z% q& U9 S7 O
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 3 f9 v: f/ `' j+ A5 j% H" h# I
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 ]8 n  p0 ~4 T6 ~) X he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 O# u$ M, d6 @8 Z8 \6 m lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* M! y7 \7 p! F$ F. g) Q$ u
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I( N, `7 k( C! e9 {+ ^
will pay you $500. * |6 X! o  t) o  [, y4 H
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep3 A3 Y- ]1 V* l' R
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 7 h0 C& d( V# g2 J9 r) k/ f! |  T
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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6 [5 W) V- c4 W# v3 P8 Q+ IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 R& D( y! Q2 n8 ~8 z& o8 npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.& m) f; o; R: T1 S/ F) T) x- y, Q

5 v4 y2 S. l/ f2 oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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- i2 n0 @- r& K- Z! KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ D: J7 E1 t5 i8 Q! C  H7 Dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: S! [0 s: i6 C! y/ x4 u+ t4 A" fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* ]6 P& ^; j8 s/ b. q9 W3 V% bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& \& r% M7 p/ Y& D! {& s+ v$ lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 }; W4 m2 q" E- J7 m
back to sleep.
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: @6 i- h, M* q: _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He9 _, h0 {, `  I3 S9 {3 p4 y
wakes the newfie up and asks, 0 u7 W1 V/ m  Q

. i' }7 Q+ k0 t1 ^; `/ T2 h( c' f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $53 v. Q8 Q8 C: y
and goes back to sleep.5 W# v+ _  a: q; Z
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!, b  ~0 V! t" Z" `4 y3 ~
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the1 o3 m4 Z8 r/ a, {& \, Z

9 {5 @; s2 n* a0 o6 g1 \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ) m9 p; d3 T4 G- f% Y
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # _& u2 _/ B- K& D4 C# @1 y! N
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ! q, _3 i3 J3 Z  k9 m5 n3 p% z
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( W5 a. X0 l0 c0 Y5 T0 [7 h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 A3 Z. p( R  s& i( k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) ^3 D0 `& |( n, q! ]4 c7 Y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( z! {0 L- c% Y) U' F5 b1 k% m- H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more $ L" Z% W7 }, w! {  w5 [$ s
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ' L/ m- ]$ q+ U" Y
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  G2 B) l. [% h; E>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  g& l+ o9 e  {' ]1 |+ M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 l3 y5 ]* o; P* I3 m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand / k) W& _  S! t, h8 x
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ' {. J! \0 A1 c9 A/ D# G" W2 r
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. ~: H! }; _) V& S& N( Y6 m& w! j9 zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 E9 k8 _. S# G, \* r" ]* ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- Z; o8 L4 T  Q( K
the newfie would l ...
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' a% r7 O! E7 g( J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ l7 D5 B4 x7 ]: n
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 b& T% n; Q* }& Q好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 t& g3 `3 k* r) U7 l- E加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 f% ?) U' v" n9 E) I( H真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 Y: U' |' ]  ]+ W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 W& R9 A* p. C9 r6 s
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 g# T! I' f* t好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 S& b! ]9 L' T: T) P' T% y
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 # _7 R' g& f7 ], v

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全盘接受一下。

, h* [5 c% K/ a& R, h/ y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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: U* F5 T9 u  Y1 T1 P; F, x别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 . o, y1 w1 y1 l* u$ P

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% m" N: X1 Z3 v5 }7 k) X你已经在路上了
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 K# H0 W0 W0 l8 F$ C加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

+ ?0 k2 Q1 S# ]* J她是大学教瘦?
& b: ~. d5 V5 q* _" H9 `; ~大学教胖还差不多 ( T' m. z: k& r7 T- L, U
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 [; ]8 Q* q9 q
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 F9 \5 U! v; k) g3 l- R1 G紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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