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Newfie Joke

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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ e( K) ^& V/ [3 y- b, f) o
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! O2 S- L0 e. e+ J; q
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, |) l; [% t1 }( M
the newfie would like to play a fun game. $ l5 i8 M6 E/ {& w, s6 c
  
  _& b9 ~0 \" f; B* q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 Q0 \: L: M% g0 A! h# d5 ~ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The  U6 {3 R6 c4 ~
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 C. P9 W5 Q, `+ K6 Y' eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ |$ G( J0 s) a, ~" Iyou pay me only $5. 9 Z% |% R- @. J! O& ~3 B

6 b4 i, g5 P& Y! @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* [, O1 I1 {& d
will pay you $500. 9 V2 s/ c: t  ^. i
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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' ]; h% _% P, w8 H" L& GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 N2 H: G6 u3 K  Y3 othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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! E0 W7 w7 ]1 d, G, Y4 Y+ WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: h' }* {5 G$ _0 ?pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the: Y6 `) Z! y/ \+ f3 H
lawyer. ) {, E$ J. G& c3 a. J* ~' ]

  {$ D8 V  d# nNow, it's the newfie's turn.: Y9 V4 S5 |/ L! t* t
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& H: Y9 D! i+ O6 t
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour2 {* u0 Q1 F: r7 j  {
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and7 P; N* y* o% o
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right& n- y. H! q9 T6 C& F
back to sleep.
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6 k7 W# {1 {( C$ n2 QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( u' Z0 o, Z! {0 o; r
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: x9 p3 j% c! E6 j3 `comes down with four?' - e; ^, p8 I$ Z, |0 [
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!3 O+ S: ]; n, n1 c

! t% m2 u: {. n# w) s5 J0 \$ jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the8 \6 @: P, L3 ?* k) @" U1 u

! E  c* X4 f% q& }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two - P/ R3 \, z1 {6 h, L4 P
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: u5 N8 p; ^2 [" `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & H8 P3 v- g5 z* @3 Q" B7 F$ p
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ h+ {, J$ Z8 K" w>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 K3 |3 K' y9 d5 H% z- j) q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research - `% P) ]0 }  W9 B! X
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* X! O" `. }) _3 s, @  }>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 o, C- I) }8 T" E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, * `$ ~/ |7 U1 i. w! N5 W
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 m( `- ?7 @- |0 k% r8 I. B>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ! \) \0 }# }2 h" L3 ^
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand - w6 ^% ~, p* l: K
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" w9 z: I+ N5 D; |! tA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ a; k6 X4 A8 f/ y8 \+ w
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! L, F# s# I: E9 l/ fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 U2 H# x0 y* q+ k: v4 g: Fthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% ^1 v: ~, E. T: Z6 ?“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,8 B7 O3 W2 [0 u1 M; s! i
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( Y) k8 U- ]# c- E: \; s0 K  Y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" r7 f7 |1 ]. k0 f% M, ^+ V真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , k4 N4 |5 I9 J7 e# X& j% ~& X

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 i  I+ n8 ~  N3 R6 d' n6 P) b
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 I" y4 y- ~8 f6 R3 x0 |
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 y* j5 \; f/ T5 X
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 " u6 I+ _1 C% _# J

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$ [8 Q6 Y' n7 h0 }8 o/ |# X! L; a全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 q1 ~$ p9 b2 ~1 F
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 n, }0 b! q5 R" i8 }' C( h* h% o9 p
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 k! b! M5 E2 V多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

. ?* W6 ~2 X! N, R' j大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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; F2 E4 h& A5 Z1 m; b/ r+ ]. m大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 I! S" V. ?( O# G# r9 U5 \
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * C( [6 |/ e" q" ?8 K9 ~
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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( W3 ~4 h1 n1 ?哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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