Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 r  B3 I7 H1 L( n. Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 L' F: J. p) `% i0 \; o& ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# u) y9 H3 b" k, qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ [: f. L, r" B) N! i% _) u( D- q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ y3 O9 W" C* z6 d" m5 e& F4 K" eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

5 Y8 ^' m/ N  J) D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; b& o& V5 P9 K1 S! ` will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 l. T0 |' b! O2 ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

5 _7 ~1 Q% b" v1 ]1 C- LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

" g" m3 F9 s9 G4 jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ J9 [( h- m/ k: E* M( W! jthree legs, and comes down with four?'

/ x) J, `/ l: C- z# D" EThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% s' t; k% I" a% k$ x' \. T6 e. zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# N/ W& }7 P. _- T5 M6 owakes the newfie up and asks,

- i$ C# o9 F6 F  _9 t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# ]+ X3 j. C3 i( x5 zcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 v4 w6 D6 c7 t& [- o>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, O* B" C4 y! s4 \9 l$ X/ B- I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, @0 }: N8 e4 w5 \>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: ]$ G# }4 h" d3 L7 o' }; p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 e( B7 e& k4 K4 [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ k" k1 ]2 w) M; |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# p+ T  J1 j. e* w  Q6 \  b7 x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 Y; M& E8 l% g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& ]  t4 j" e* u. eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 g0 ]& G6 @8 ^/ [( zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& s0 R; z7 Z( b5 X2 ]( d$ |1 mthe newfie would l ...

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/ N2 z& q# d8 o0 y6 _) u: p+ S7 m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. C( @: i: w( A; _8 S, L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. f9 y8 ?  f* e; u$ f% ~8 u/ U  J$ f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. ]' _" k3 C7 y  Z' m% x# V4 d0 Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& V! y2 g# g" q" o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 ?2 H- [& A7 P( a真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 m- f% V% {* U$ n: e真聪明，偶像啊

+ r& u. e" ]' c; x$ U4 U全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

$ s3 l3 |* E* c. L7 m' U, T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
. A# A. i% E% }) s, \大学教胖还差不多
  O2 a. Y9 C; j. l  D她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢