Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) [7 s" \# ~% i6 f2 J( n* {7 kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 `, O2 J8 g( S) n2 M- r3 l1 Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
7 N' g3 `3 p6 x' J8 J* L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- W1 U8 J# y7 |: {/ E$ j' q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

& c$ r( Z3 s( [- b8 _0 X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! n4 \* l4 r7 |( t will pay you $500.
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! [# r$ N& z  W This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* i) I/ K+ }3 e" k$ jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 |2 }2 v; j, ethree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ P5 [6 I# n' \  hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: h3 ~! Q$ w+ J0 F6 J8 f6 Q9 Pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 E$ O% K4 T+ [# w- tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 Q- E/ ]7 O) ^5 p; W- W- ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# f! s1 m+ W7 f. g) Wback to sleep.
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" G2 {: \! }4 }# X4 g  PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* y& D, a) @) z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" m7 A2 p4 T. P% O' M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* \' ]1 j2 }2 u. B4 i9 z9 [3 |0 L>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, l4 C. S" l7 @) }; g- K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 z5 w' E! _3 P) Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- w% l: o4 K2 C>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: u) ~9 |3 ~# F1 I5 W2 Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, |4 \6 M) _7 h. M- z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) t4 S  K# `. m7 L+ r$ eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 C  A/ U$ g" s# K8 G- clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; L1 _4 G3 g- b4 m; E) Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ b( S% U9 X! x; h2 S+ m1 c* Y2 dthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 [' x' X  K2 @" O( m  `. T9 z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 I, g. m% @, u" F/ @$ D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 ~/ f3 g! }% n! |! k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 ~5 h+ t, J2 w5 j+ k/ _3 x: j; N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


5 s1 X/ q, X8 s. k% t全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 |+ ~; q3 a$ ], b7 q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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/ @6 J  T4 o* P7 W* H, k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% c1 p. w9 e6 r+ n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 U; Q/ U0 n1 r9 i. V真博学，偶像啊。

3 f4 _4 q1 R& `7 U9 ]) J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 F- {' \; ]2 |; Y  C! `5 k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- H2 J; {4 d+ b" T& }说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢