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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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+ A, \9 C1 l7 W3 x! Q2 L/ Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 1 M5 @# X8 X! z; Q' [9 T
  
3 x8 l. j! G( H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ f% W0 B  i8 O, Y( E5 P' P* ]6 P+ Q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The6 r. i+ Q! T' v5 ?
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 \. \' v' c# J& ]- s, ]+ ?ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 E8 o4 N8 [7 W) I% I0 N7 myou pay me only $5. 3 j6 B! M8 L8 ]' p2 I

& l1 q$ P2 F. b0 z4 M" M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I# w# Z& g0 `2 _+ y6 @) G
will pay you $500.
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2 m4 A# q2 }! C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep; }: w& ^9 |; e: U
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 A# ~6 u# W$ ]5 D8 L3 VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his* s3 N( q- M5 {4 r# P! j
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.0 E! \0 X$ r2 x& t3 m8 z# ^
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all6 g! K* q" X6 q& r9 l/ |
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all; j- c4 j( d' W, b) W1 w( Z
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour4 R8 Q4 J+ Y. C4 L9 I  V0 V7 `" q
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- U5 E* ]5 J7 [9 D: o* J7 P1 H9 Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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; W7 n7 Y8 G4 w& i/ ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He0 U: ]5 c$ ~0 R6 v
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ t5 j5 z4 b) h) vcomes down with four?'
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' u) Q: B7 a9 Y; rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!3 {  u  T4 O; Q6 D/ [$ |* }

. W7 {1 G9 E4 G: `) L5 i4 K3 vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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: F. U+ \# D& G, N5 Q: u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two # f2 X& B; L6 \' L( ]' v! U
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! J' r  v+ N; F8 v9 e>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the * ?$ `3 I3 r# o8 b& h
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, . e% K. ^% r9 W$ L( x
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ U9 _+ _! c1 r% n0 C0 O4 a% f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research " s. q3 M2 U/ p/ t+ H8 C# d
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ q, m/ i0 T* s( g# ^* r, K7 g>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' A/ u5 x( V+ |. O2 Z; Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 b$ q; |5 T% w% l/ b4 |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- o7 k5 p; u8 |) o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's * \2 T' T2 I# T( ]7 s3 n. x
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the & i3 k3 ]; E2 a
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ; V3 d: u& w" d9 J& D! \6 Z& @
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: p6 S+ s7 `- U1 h: ^: TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 R) h5 i6 z; {* P6 }$ @  p
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb# c2 V$ y% U! h) e! [7 ]. u
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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5 K2 f/ B1 g0 j+ w# i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% q4 l0 y" @3 j: Q- T0 d- g& X“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 {5 W& T5 S. Z  X8 y; L7 X好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; U  `# z3 `4 K
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% ?! o* b0 g7 V. G真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 E7 ?# I2 O9 G5 W9 C' Z+ n
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 B; Q3 K% X, i  [5 s3 x
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* v' w# |, J/ J. k* Q真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " q; B. z/ D' Z$ U! X  q9 P

$ ^' X5 Q1 M2 C/ }真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

: W, ?/ M9 |" F: O' B8 i真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 2 `* j2 R( F6 S- o" f  E, ^8 {
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 + r# e1 L( d4 i0 O: E* {* w

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+ N/ ]. D" o3 w" J1 D& ~1 ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 P( j8 M% c# n+ A' w! N% A你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" g9 H) |0 A  K4 q/ Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 ]2 M( g2 y1 ^/ s. B' H真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % ^2 ~' Y1 {' h$ \& J

) ^- k5 x  X/ k/ q0 W1 ^大学教授哦,能不剥削?

  t* a' ^  |& ~% S6 ^! W9 U她是大学教瘦?" ~$ b6 u% L$ ~% F& Y: Z3 L
大学教胖还差不多
% x, x1 R& p8 @, {% E* k0 L! y9 }5 M她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 m. ~+ B! Q  ?: r; M$ z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& q+ w) N  b9 p% Y紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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