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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ v3 s8 H3 |/ i. m% q0 Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% q9 q' Y* _* ^0 {% @, L. tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ u3 ?7 M' k4 ~. J) Y9 c
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ) j! P) F1 D. _/ A- U0 u
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so5 v3 z9 O4 Y* F8 q. I* D3 J
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The; Q$ i' k6 p# U
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I1 i# t  K, w9 J3 U# W5 H1 I$ N
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,- n/ A1 ]" c2 x" @, C7 |: R3 f
you pay me only $5. , I+ H+ {! ~0 i2 {( B* g: Y
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I7 M5 \3 o0 O) H# j' A- Q0 D" z
will pay you $500.
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: k3 D% w  E  y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep7 M# G# ]3 h6 u3 R/ t4 s( z
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 1 E. Q9 T$ x" j8 ?

; c1 c1 ~+ L8 {7 f1 b* d$ NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ S4 k3 u7 O, Y- p+ ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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, b7 Z- q$ x6 a3 E, ~The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his( y2 E, `3 G* ^9 @8 L, h
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the0 v/ Z7 `: {$ l' r) m
lawyer.
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6 c1 \' k- j$ o1 FNow, it's the newfie's turn.; Y; N& K- q- f

- e1 q- L9 V& A  @; e% fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 X: z& _5 h+ J' `7 r& f0 f  @7 lthree legs, and comes down with four?' 5 C% F  ^& i0 h: V2 S
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right8 H" K# D% g" c' N% Y' Y3 M
back to sleep. 3 {/ \3 x' q$ F2 _7 ]* W- E
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He9 B4 [) R0 @; b: n# g8 D8 `/ B2 ~
wakes the newfie up and asks, ( M) l5 }' X0 n% |7 f

0 \: s7 R) y7 b9 ~: X3 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* A" e1 u8 o) M3 B  ?2 Gcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $56 _+ _2 Z/ D* h: A/ [
and goes back to sleep.  d. T$ L/ @; C

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the- Z/ n6 o4 o9 ]7 T, E# i( A, M

# E/ V5 m  @1 X: @* I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two & f- p8 {) e3 }$ e; K7 c+ [& c
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ; k& [( y# Z. z& S# J" ~5 t
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 n1 x$ b6 k# i) R+ U1 B2 j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; I8 W& Z4 Z: G, j; S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct3 x# J6 [/ d$ q' k  `: P9 ]
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 2 Z9 `# x# m* U3 u* ~: u
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, E) Z. j5 D- [( Y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, f9 k5 t0 l6 J0 o>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the + R4 s+ p2 \+ i+ I- T3 I, {
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand * t3 J) b2 K* l7 }% ^# s
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ) d6 R1 u. f: ]& n. e! h, W
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a1 I( N' B9 s( c6 v* i$ i
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* e$ x/ V3 R, {! D
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( x4 ]3 S/ q' h( }$ E8 v# vthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& h# `9 Y! q0 p% L“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( V8 L% L6 ?2 q6 v+ L好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 0 J3 K; m7 F) A8 ~3 N# e! }1 _1 N
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  V* o3 Q& K" G) D% a( [真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ( w( ~. ]7 t* o% N+ M

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* P5 H1 V9 W* G- B' H$ P5 \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- t  `+ K- C8 K# t
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- i1 O) h% B: `: m! S好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

$ k1 x# |! I2 t1 |! [9 }真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 1 ]8 s9 m. Q+ r! d
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9 M) K% \/ r6 d; m全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 6 @1 ^- z) m# f% O" P& H

* j& N- p& z* P, f真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 ?+ n& |7 j8 Y- U  q1 J你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ P; w" d. M( D9 N  f( f6 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% o, T! ]) X0 C' j# K' D+ z% d多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( w- J7 z, e; Q1 }
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ) }% @$ Q* y0 `. T% _
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

9 w' u" ^, |/ O# z0 V) d她是大学教瘦?) k1 ]; f# q7 E; t* i  q6 ~# y
大学教胖还差不多   \, ~) S! J# D9 Q$ B, {& F
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' x; L" [, s! E! e) o! i紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 W  V( T+ M/ v( N* d+ S- ^紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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- M+ }; F8 Y; L% h/ }) p% G; D哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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