Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 L  U# W0 R" ]3 \
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 1 ~: N/ ~. H4 `9 h* F3 c0 r
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so+ ^  o  i" m/ z. l% o
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, |' C3 B( v: e) L- ~# c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  C- B! {1 r& r
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 {8 h/ q# u0 ]% }6 {. T7 |' uyou pay me only $5. . Y' i# e5 r2 @4 z9 _& }: @$ S$ p
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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/ \, @& ]: \) \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep3 t6 ^% A+ [# F- P
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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! X; U9 ?5 I/ A& s+ L4 s# AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 L' ^. S! V& j  R, z* Z2 uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 5 n2 P4 Y# X/ G
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his, [$ T' q2 Z: J1 n  R
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the: B2 T& H" k9 v- s9 F
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.4 B2 x- K  S% Q6 l8 A
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 ^. ^& p' v. k5 uthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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/ O1 X5 d, m! w5 U9 V5 h* O0 qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all/ d1 \- g1 O) e& s3 B% a2 P$ @
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all  M" F# b" G/ ?2 ?; J
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour3 w. W/ T- E# b) g
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# e& `! N* L6 J  {/ T* ^7 |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 s$ f& @  W/ Y( ]# q3 @back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He9 n* ^3 n0 Q/ Q! G5 r, r9 b, m
wakes the newfie up and asks, / t4 @, Z1 E. |" a' q' a' s- R
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- j( H% G9 f2 t  K; v/ |$ v% ]
comes down with four?' % M- K5 G; J2 d3 a0 t, P  o

" X% _9 A4 u0 tThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; w: {* c# I5 Y% q2 v# u& s5 land goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 4 e# f# s7 l9 ^5 Y& V2 i
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* Q8 r2 G4 W" B/ Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% ^" {8 J& R% L( n0 w
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 X9 \8 R6 ~& s, V
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . k: j" S' Q1 M8 o6 \9 i" R
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 # x$ _; F+ d' Z1 [6 M3 v
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：( a4 `% l! j9 e3 n# `; q# F5 @: u" ^
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，5 c2 D6 q' ^5 Z) j1 \
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) h' ?9 [6 ~1 @% t0 H

& z+ q, |" S! v2 |真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 " O# l9 [6 S! c, [& f( q

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; y2 N, o7 s0 ~" h7 d& j5 G全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 H, ?4 w* M$ c! a5 J* B: A

$ v. @: F* H! i1 l$ z9 R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 2 P g8 u1 Z0 `3 a, F+ e: D0 g

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3 a: ~, W- ^$ Y( u( T$ O* \3 P" f: N: Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% K0 b: o* l! M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 ?( E$ h+ }3 V1 }* }7 {
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * A ~9 a& H) [7 u

! R! g" K( M( }1 L2 N+ n2 Q6 a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 ^, P+ Y2 d: F+ o
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " l( h1 o, R/ i4 [
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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