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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so# ?" T2 B$ i  ]" z* q2 L
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The1 U4 L5 r! u3 l; Z
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I4 L8 J9 d8 D0 q1 I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep% d( a/ X/ V2 i" I+ U/ E. H4 T
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. $ f- {6 p9 C4 d2 U% I* S
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's0 Y8 \5 K: c* X# t/ n$ Y
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his; |  b! V) {8 i, u: _! s7 w
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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* ?# T, V/ O" {( A4 @Now, it's the newfie's turn.  R1 P; n( E7 T" A$ R/ f# U
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all* o/ D; C" g3 x: w5 n* n* c
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all% l. I) v/ b* ]* D1 q1 q, h
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour  l- E& e1 T! O3 K8 m3 r
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He) ?, p- _4 D. y- Y
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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( B! f, D) |0 K1 G( W7 r1 vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!4 [3 a: N- e. t  k# Z; M

1 r( m1 b6 e; jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* h2 p+ O+ G) T; z' h5 ?1 T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% |% D0 [# R  A# ?: {: w>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & Y9 A* g# T: D1 v4 Z. w
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 W$ L) n' w) n0 s  @2 `/ A8 O& v' p>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 4 \. ?1 Y$ c  B" J/ F$ L
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " O6 w' J: {7 Q, c$ k
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 0 I/ m; S) `# l/ M* C
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& Y0 C# ?, i' d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 2 t' \2 H8 T& ]6 i
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 z: p( j* u0 D! _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# J9 z. y3 U; I0 V“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,' _. E) w8 Q6 [+ C6 X! _
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 R" b5 W( I1 W3 J0 h7 H2 a* W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: O; _/ }( |  N- ]0 e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 z; Y  c( y4 X% g1 b5 Y
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

. k4 y/ s/ s  K" m  o: q真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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: |4 E! R- U+ ]# L全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % V+ W  S1 d5 ~: U3 D0 i. j& W
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全盘接受一下。

, n$ |# o7 x; {' {# }6 h; ~% o真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 D# L- X/ ~" h, T3 s( W别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ! `! `; h& V6 c* X6 D. h5 t0 [2 I
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! y5 k* W7 [: w/ D4 h) m' w7 W4 ]你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 M  q8 b) a' z2 ~" F
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* G( a1 c' r& q  ~& p8 j多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 r/ I, m" m* u0 n4 A) d. v真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ d- ?3 f' [- b1 {5 n, `
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 / w5 \4 }# [8 ?2 I  X1 d% i( C5 n
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; z4 W- a3 s: z5 l' R紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* _6 i, V  Q. k3 D( U& e" f说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 M% y1 q& I" O$ [. r2 b% ~9 e- c0 I紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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