Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 m; U2 U( ~1 |" e% ?the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( u0 T1 e7 c  R$ @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 B7 p. A& ]9 p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 C! l( Y3 ~4 k! \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 N1 [" V# F( o$ ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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1 B' ?8 O% U0 R2 L- t0 L% e* J5 yNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: R+ ?6 A$ {6 x5 @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" ]( N' K1 p: Y) U5 R# V) ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

8 f# R/ |3 R$ a" M& ]- D7 N, q& `* d+ vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ l/ S2 z% A1 |5 m! _/ Dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

) a. ?: x$ O: p- ]6 xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 G9 X5 P. ~2 d; vand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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' \* i# S  N" Y3 Z* o" ILawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 }  j# O5 @& {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# Q& p# H3 a+ [' w: ~! P>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( ]' ?0 L" W: P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) y% \2 K( K5 m" \8 e( K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# ]& l8 D" {3 V' g" K: tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 }! k% b1 {; }4 M4 t$ j, _: Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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  e6 ?! V- x0 N( k0 g2 p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ u8 \7 F: d) V7 d8 A$ D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" |- D* J+ \$ s6 _( ~0 _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ ]3 g1 n) ~8 [3 T& V真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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3 w* k+ R& e* ^全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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# b" S+ i! a) l! H9 @8 O全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

3 R5 m& d; }8 e, u+ A- l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) S: v+ s- B5 p$ E别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& B3 S  g, i. s0 I7 ~' Q& I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

5 O% n% W/ a& ~! `, D; t+ i$ o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% s, X8 Y. z% |* M- T9 @2 v她是大学教瘦？
1 ]" J% m* s: O9 X1 _6 B4 w7 z大学教胖还差不多
) _- A* n* ^2 t5 f( B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 E4 C0 F! `; v. h0 [; i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢