Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  {9 v  t& U2 n7 @7 [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ L  G. |' Y$ Q  e8 myou pay me only $5.
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$ g& b* P1 T8 Z# j+ s5 } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ ?( ~% r) `1 j! J3 ?. e: g' U will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

: g1 v. l' C" v- ^The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( f% A2 q4 w# ]pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

2 x# ^$ U4 |8 c3 vNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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! z3 X/ ?$ e: @: a$ \9 EHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 D0 \$ d% T' x4 G$ _+ X' M2 H5 E# Uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

, L4 V( ?8 W/ K5 r9 y% [9 LThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 F1 ]  {: `/ y& q8 W1 l. Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ y8 A0 W3 Y, Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. j9 ^" H. l* p: D" \& dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# E9 w. d7 b5 Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 Y: W. z9 }2 y9 fwakes the newfie up and asks,

7 @: m/ N' t* |) E'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% [! |# g7 ?! A  x( vcomes down with four?'
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# K$ f# r6 b+ O: J0 r1 R% j: UThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

/ a$ L8 v# g7 @1 P/ g+ h* MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

7 d. u0 s! Y" ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& J+ g9 D- m' ~  A* r>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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0 }, [. D' \: \3 d6 a>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 B3 y- L# O  ]* J4 r>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 n  D8 _# [; ]8 ?% |, d5 c. I; l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, E' x$ N% t6 z- ]>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ n7 N6 N; _; }# b8 X- Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 w- E) `$ l, L" y) N% ithe newfie would l ...

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- [; u  N. A3 n% Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 D4 T8 O4 c; S8 Y$ |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' p) @1 V$ Y4 c# Z3 G, O2 v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. j7 V& Y% Z% t& y& x7 x+ ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 m% Y7 c) P% o* Y6 S4 v' Y7 U/ H真聪明，偶像啊

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1 g( H) R, l" L1 `) c全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% b' r: R7 P$ j* c2 x别把我往坏路上领啊。

. h* e/ f) Y( @+ k9 }你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- m+ `% m4 t; C) I+ N/ z* B0 p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% d8 E) w4 B0 N多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 q1 S7 Y" o4 ^: q4 n# E, `真博学，偶像啊。

! t4 L# C! `! \( Q1 U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' e& n  m( s5 J& C+ {, z8 ^: r* ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ `( ~0 n2 U4 i, P! a" Y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" \, h# O6 a# Z# S哈哈，你们在这开小会呢