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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! y9 p0 p  @6 K" U, y& ]7 N
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 L& X7 J# x0 B; @/ f; H, h
  
: e/ a6 V8 x5 d/ Y; n5 r8 V# u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so3 J* D1 u/ t6 v  g$ a
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,* p( M. Q! m  s; V% ]: K) E  J
you pay me only $5.
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0 C8 ]$ M, k, _2 h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 c, u& m2 T. L- k: Q& }: Q, D
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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; n' r( V5 u4 G: T' u2 K% uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's: o2 X6 T. m* Y; A
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& Y" g4 x$ t) E* _1 z1 Ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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5 z# @5 ^2 C) Z$ ^2 Q' M9 ]2 WNow, it's the newfie's turn.; q5 t+ H; A7 T" E% u, r) a
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with6 o* |, L2 u  M+ O
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' o6 i% u9 f3 F- Y3 IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all$ _" V" w0 p- s7 X
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 N4 B; j9 @8 W  f
back to sleep. ( N* C% m% B+ N) V, o! t. H1 T% e$ O
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ S: t: [0 }, W' r
wakes the newfie up and asks, 0 Q1 w: T, J* p5 k0 e

# k! u0 b# |4 V0 Y  f  L- e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and8 z5 o0 o, ?( @( @. h  U0 K
comes down with four?' ' O( u0 q4 H( K2 a/ o, `

( S; c7 x. q+ m( y- Y4 MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ h$ \) n( h0 P* Hand goes back to sleep.& I* z* }6 ?( z8 c( s- E! I

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the+ s2 ?0 k. G7 U' k6 j) a
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ; J: M6 O1 }6 _2 n' I# U/ k' K
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. g* q. L# L7 p% W8 D1 e>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the . n% |3 k0 O, t$ f
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; o! ^* C2 y; j) Q- }>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct9 ]1 {0 w3 R& t: Q  g2 v2 B
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ; f3 I! V  ?7 M5 C
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# U9 s$ `( `: P8 O0 e( y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ b/ e( u; i. ?& I* T>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 S& J+ D6 g. r8 ~# n6 C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 9 v3 H# M) `' W/ U5 E
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 m# Z* O! M$ g( O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 9 E# e' ~- P  q, p7 {/ l
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ a2 \: v0 V3 \5 Y: n/ |1 ~- oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ M6 x! l1 _0 ~; N) a3 k2 \the newfie would l ...

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) g6 r/ J/ \( k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 h! H) D/ A' v" {1 ~1 M8 Z( }
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* Y( S. F; a6 q( `* X2 t好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 b+ m! L3 n- H! E& ^5 G, w9 ~
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 7 C( l& `3 _& a4 P. p/ a2 i2 o' S" q
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9 T) G2 b' \; a9 I1 u3 T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:8 r0 L% Z( N' l% o! w
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
3 o  U; {/ u& O- n- H7 K好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 a5 W+ _. W& e3 u8 U' L6 c/ \* c! U
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

" t' I; K  v4 d9 c真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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/ I. Q$ S+ Z) w. _' ~7 c# R4 U/ i& t别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 ]2 O  C! F0 a
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & \5 F' F2 @+ U1 g3 F8 V
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . Z" y- B4 Y3 H: ~
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
/ Q7 n" U1 |+ A0 N. g8 F/ Z, D. M大学教胖还差不多
6 `! W; s% O3 ~7 a0 T  N她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " A8 E3 f2 k- {  g
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ s; A& U/ Q' m$ S紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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0 c% j  E- B; _8 y* e; I! q哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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