Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, y5 B7 s/ i( b lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  [1 {2 I+ L" I0 L' Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ ~( `) e7 J7 Q' v will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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: K! \3 P( P1 R) S& P" r2 KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ m: W. ^; @# K! zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 J, D- f: e' Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

+ G0 ~2 s( P2 M  V3 V) wNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

  y9 C7 E8 M" |2 DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 q' o- {& G8 }1 U; k- Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" [  l9 w# ?% f% _4 j& A  Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

2 k; N  G, K. C- C+ E- L/ YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. D: ~2 ?5 @" G5 R' ^1 Ywakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

9 a4 W! c; a0 f1 m' `. x5 UThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: |$ v5 V  n0 S) ?  |2 sand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! m2 E; D# z9 O% ~' j6 f* V5 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# P; u$ W* `  V2 K6 y; N: O>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 s4 X7 z* L9 c, t  w: j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* [$ a9 ~0 I2 I3 u1 V, q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

' j( F7 z9 u8 D>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 d" |9 g0 X) {7 H>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 _" s, c. c! a/ A/ |! w! W6 d4 p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( k" X3 r9 a% }; y8 t# m6 ^4 C  |& QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% p: x8 S$ M2 h" u9 h' ~the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ H5 s1 w- q0 i; }! o& c" o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  ?' \  e& F" H- Q4 O' }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- F4 i/ Z+ @( E. w5 P9 Q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ n' ]: ^& b7 T1 J2 [, C# u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 \, S$ @& M4 E. ~/ }8 D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

  p" o& d2 Y* o全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% Z, O% @) P$ x" p' r7 |8 S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 g. d' j+ x9 K9 f: u0 t& D你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 p/ ~% z" V1 o8 U0 Y; U; `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ J& X7 H2 e6 W: e; |5 \真博学，偶像啊。

# f: p) j; B9 @, \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
' u/ a3 U: ]$ w0 P7 d, Q' V* o大学教胖还差不多
/ H8 m  @; _% e' c1 g她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& M# C& i, O* A+ ?6 J# D1 `% C: ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢