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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 H; ^5 \' f; R3 r0 tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* e6 h/ D& p4 v0 ]
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: x( u; ?: ]9 p$ Q# c; dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! ~% D1 q( u: X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so5 Q# O' D- X1 ?' a1 z% C1 _
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 N3 u0 p1 i* b3 U( X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I8 R6 ]4 t( q/ s1 w5 H: }4 f, ?& z0 M
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( A* _( W; Q; _  `( tyou pay me only $5. $ k& F& ?5 t, v; }3 ]
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I, F( Z+ H2 T0 J# @$ h
will pay you $500. ) G4 c# z6 O2 S+ e3 f% x2 \. A

. g6 c# s6 j! E& n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ ^$ N  a7 M% X7 Ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 A, ?8 `) j8 r, {# U! D, kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ q4 c7 X: B  t& j: Y8 `9 K
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. + m* K' @1 Y, t( L# c- ?2 l# |

$ f4 Y, z' U! p# DNow, it's the newfie's turn.* ^' g  j6 Z6 s1 d
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 v* {$ Y; }6 c3 S# B! Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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. o) a7 P, p# v! z( w# n) [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. @/ u' _/ L5 zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all7 O. d  I- e4 f7 y( S. D5 O
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- i# B) ^9 a+ W0 r' u( zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. M( J4 p' w# e9 O; o; Q. ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% W9 n) B# z1 Qback to sleep.
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& s" l- B* H/ G3 eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 m2 i6 m. h4 y; t  f/ D  G- awakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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3 L& w9 {7 o! b& ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
( ^9 \# h4 z+ E: a3 n0 K' p; uand goes back to sleep./ B5 T7 ?" J0 S. N8 h& G

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!. [3 D( d. j2 B/ Q
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ c- L( a7 f  P& I, e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 J, r- \' i2 k% J>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason * r) P' c2 W/ d0 P/ D
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' R0 c3 {# Z3 ~( a+ F" c  {, \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ Y3 k$ a3 }4 C0 U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct! d3 z. B0 k: A$ g" l5 \

1 R+ ?& v5 p( T% L) {! ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' l/ B. v7 `: B! T$ }9 a5 A5 q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 l& d$ K, X1 c2 f" v" G( P& B0 K5 o>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more - y  p5 B4 J& w& K
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ z4 w3 z3 ~2 E2 t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ( d0 W8 |- U  G8 X+ `
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& O. J9 b) ]; k. ]# P9 a. e3 I; P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand / Y' q& i1 t# J6 L1 G8 L* I" D" T" i. u
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 S/ G  u* S/ k; S* `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 x9 W1 w- x2 u6 ]1 {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 F; J, L: r" r  d: U# }0 m+ bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if% f5 S7 u" A' J3 ?
the newfie would l ...

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5 H7 F$ t% j: j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:/ l! T' ~1 W" s2 }% P; V4 [
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  i; _# s  C( e  C! V好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. }& Y% g5 n8 i7 o加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 l5 D4 z" B( ]; i) P+ e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
7 H7 ], f+ ?; `4 x7 }- C' A3 Y“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 H" c! t: r: Q# ?' F2 o
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

; H# T3 m) @8 p6 a- _真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - q4 @- S% u' ^: g) P

' i, e7 H# u  I9 Y真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 ^( V' q* d7 T  ~0 \. y

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ! X+ y! m: [' Z7 [9 T3 I

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ w9 [: W9 D) o# |+ j加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 k/ R3 ]5 |- [2 B* o8 [' P6 b多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, L6 ]  O$ W) l6 \# e% ~$ d真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# m. E, N2 W8 p5 C4 ~5 l紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 A- ^. @0 Z" q说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # w# s" ^2 A) z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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