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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! n6 {& `2 I) R4 _0 ^3 | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so  C0 Q+ G$ Q. j6 O: s
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' Z' `  _: r5 u0 k$ Z* B0 i9 N( k lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I! l% J3 G5 @! ~7 E
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,  Q6 I+ `4 r/ u$ N8 _
you pay me only $5. ; H8 O7 ]' _" m  h

/ s, Z9 M2 m: M# Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I! L) q4 C# l. J. Q* [! ~% w
will pay you $500. - i3 P3 @, y, a; H

! g' }* w2 q1 {( D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep# g0 o3 }0 y% ^! }
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's6 R. }0 |; B6 \  x% C. V# ?2 @0 j3 k
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 O: B6 Q: z; x  s( d6 _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his# q9 i" B; P% A( k7 `% @' X8 O
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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! e; C3 [2 V% @- dNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all" H% h) N0 T) U9 A* }% |
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 u) ^0 n6 a) _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 V8 J& V, i7 v' p5 f. N# U* a! Xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and' ?% P% H% Z7 l: Q% C" T
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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# E" F9 T/ T4 A& \2 \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and: h6 H& }# M+ k- D9 Z: d5 V, z1 S) a
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# l- Y# P$ R" a# W2 a
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) F; G7 X2 ]8 G) ]( W/ a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 G9 J. ^9 w! H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 X4 z5 Q- p3 w4 L* T, l4 e+ D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% ~! V/ a3 l& G: f$ S/ {. B4 j* y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" S! N7 f+ z" L1 N6 q. Q/ O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct; K" j$ ~3 B) ?+ O' O7 y

$ o$ U; K/ m1 R; V' i7 \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 4 R; T/ q3 K# B
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a , ^, C) n$ M' t: o* M1 G
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 5 x! p, _( L( |2 @
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# {0 x2 @1 _+ {>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three1 J& b( h; v0 M

0 m: j% f2 `. c! |/ s: O>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 Y# s' r- [  O$ _) C>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ( V7 c9 S  N1 D/ G. [2 Q% d! B
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 2 v7 B5 Y; z9 k, r. |( `/ n* Y
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 r4 A1 i9 }1 h- U8 V# F: e: }( |& HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
  W1 n+ Z/ M/ Z  [“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 g- M; M: a6 R+ K+ k好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- V" X# v! M; {7 F& J加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& p' K! w  R$ p4 O+ ^5 U) ?
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ ^2 y4 H0 b3 ?, n$ i4 ?$ f2 h
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 j4 q2 F3 b% w/ D& N

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ! f: y* y0 A! y  z

9 A7 ]& x& p: P1 ]' E; x$ i3 l0 O真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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8 k2 o. w" B0 B' I! H别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , b' ~. ]% {! U$ w
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; u  o6 y% `/ {! y2 E$ I加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表   A% |2 [3 i$ T0 y4 [' G% y

7 Y4 J1 c  [5 K真博学,偶像啊。

* J1 G) w( C& n大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?$ `9 Q+ C  b$ c' P) t3 {6 j
大学教胖还差不多 ( N7 w/ {; ?4 H" R1 v0 Q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ c! [( T2 p6 ]/ q9 Q. {3 {紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 \+ x; U2 R0 g* X
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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