Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ q) q/ E$ e( }9 J& w5 _* F0 Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* [1 ^2 e5 J, Q9 B" b+ zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, \4 l6 i5 v4 E& Y; @$ [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

8 x, E4 j' M/ h' d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 s  f: n( s1 C+ `4 Y will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) }! |* _1 g& f* kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 n: U4 c' y& s4 M+ q+ }: yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 a$ `; X$ K5 j0 |7 K% H- Q, y# ^pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ {5 {/ H7 q& H3 m6 P9 l- Wlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

6 D$ o6 J5 P, C% q7 xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& i. |5 C; k/ k. R" [- B. fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' b& W: [( }: g+ C' @4 ~8 X9 ^+ bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

0 |  B4 k/ A( o8 {+ z, D! Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. z3 D. F! A% l) h; i# W; O7 `comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

6 x, o, W7 B' H% s3 ^Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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5 [9 B0 U; J* ~5 j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 H( K% ]4 t8 f" Z1 f4 Z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* r0 h6 o0 ]' d) F, p9 B4 n: t>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ O9 m" B8 r( M5 n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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0 G. r6 T* G4 p% K6 d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( v4 y% w' P- E% d+ b: F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 `4 o$ \  r4 D/ j; I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

+ O' ~& k. r8 R4 p9 G1 c* i* d; R6 a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ @( h; u& |& L3 Y! S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* u- K5 Q7 o! b1 ]$ i' {9 O3 a& Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; s( [+ e  B% Z2 J) R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 m8 E( |$ J* n6 o1 J/ vA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, v- [* @" ^2 u" o% [& P. Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 D/ K5 G/ [7 p# K" xthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. ^7 d( M6 ~# {* O2 n真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: S/ g" }) A3 X4 K% y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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' W* r8 w& c- h% ^* @( |全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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: M- [0 i2 y9 @8 w) a3 e% {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 d" t- P4 z0 A4 ^5 A+ c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. Z1 \& V/ _0 M7 S你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! _9 t8 h' q' C0 j1 E- F3 u真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& a+ u$ W' ^6 f她是大学教瘦？
8 z9 J. d. t, H' z/ H: X大学教胖还差不多
6 c# I5 g9 n4 X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 Z2 x. g, ~. }# X说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% H& q. p, V) y; p4 R9 x; S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢