Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# W; m9 u  k7 P* s; c- }: W) Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( F( ?7 m0 W" Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 ]8 n  p0 ~4 T6 ~) X he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 O# u$ M, d6 @8 Z8 \6 m lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 e  X& D' l7 u5 I- E* Q' syou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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6 [5 W) V- c4 W# v3 P8 Q+ IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 R& D( y! Q2 n8 ~8 z& o8 npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
* d3 t' R8 E) |lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

5 v4 y2 S. l/ f2 oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. P# V# D+ h  Rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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- i2 n0 @- r& K- Z! KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ D: J7 E1 t5 i8 Q! C  H7 Dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: S! [0 s: i6 C! y/ x4 u+ t4 A" fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* ]6 P& ^; j8 s/ b. q9 W3 V% bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& \& r% M7 p/ Y& D! {& s+ v$ lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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: @6 i- h, M* q: _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

. i' }7 Q+ k0 t1 ^; `/ T2 h( c' f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- N4 B1 X, s: i1 Z+ @/ ncomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 {5 @; s2 n* a0 o6 g1 \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( W5 a. X0 l0 c0 Y5 T0 [7 h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 A3 Z. p( R  s& i( k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) ^3 D0 `& |( n, q! ]4 c7 Y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( z! {0 L- c% Y) U' F5 b1 k% m- H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  G2 B) l. [% h; E>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  g& l+ o9 e  {' ]1 |+ M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 l3 y5 ]* o; P* I3 m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. ~: H! }; _) V& S& N( Y6 m& w! j9 zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 E9 k8 _. S# G, \* r" ]* ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

' a% r7 O! E7 g( J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 b& T% n; Q* }& Q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 t& g3 `3 k* r) U7 l- E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 f% ?) U' v" n9 E) I( H真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 Y: U' |' ]  ]+ W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 g# T! I' f* t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

, h* [5 c% K/ a& R, h/ y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

: U* F5 T9 u  Y1 T1 P; F, x别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% m" N: X1 Z3 v5 }7 k) X你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 K# H0 W0 W0 l8 F$ C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ ?0 k2 Q1 S# ]* J她是大学教瘦？
& b: ~. d5 V5 q* _" H9 `; ~大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 F9 \5 U! v; k) g3 l- R1 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢