Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 ]0 ~) J# k% A8 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 g2 g9 e  m! E: X2 w& Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 b% k. `5 G- O- hyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

  C1 x" e% I1 E+ ~1 h, d This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

. o* J/ Y0 j  d5 _" WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

6 b& ]$ a; T* V/ t$ \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 e- b% k7 E. i3 Zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 R- S* }2 i& K: c) L4 d' zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 w  U  n( W7 I6 Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ o$ x) O6 e/ n; {: zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- r, g; Y& z* n( mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 V" |4 S* R& P- z3 J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  r3 {: J) g0 lcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 \. [+ Y  T4 n! ?6 F8 i2 Xand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

0 y9 E: u4 Q/ E4 MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, g6 }  Y- T# I7 s8 }5 ^9 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ y. _+ m' n1 _0 K# j>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( h( C/ {5 e$ r& [7 ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' A  \/ D9 S+ Y4 g5 j( x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) o" z6 Y: ~1 S8 E6 p0 z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- @# ~; g2 H6 ?) C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& y3 W9 U. M; {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 b5 a" G5 n& \, V" i1 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" U  ]8 p. y; Y5 p1 Dthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( Z" _  V. V. K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, W% {  R/ Y3 o  h7 R6 Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" w3 W: `2 q1 D, I( E6 N6 t* e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 x% U7 n  F& l: @3 o( ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 T; a) g7 ~2 D; I) n  Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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5 M# C/ r5 z) Y  _$ c/ Z全盘接受一下。

6 S0 ^. E8 i0 q+ r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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% K$ `/ p# c1 B6 q* s- H) p" k别把我往坏路上领啊。

! U$ w. e8 d  n9 z! i. z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 `- {* k) w# \& k, C& Y0 W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! [, d0 e+ K8 O5 ]7 l& G; p0 y真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 Z+ V9 [' @3 S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  o9 ]; T/ z6 p5 }' J% A她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; a9 S' x# i2 X4 A哈哈，你们在这开小会呢