Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* [0 s% D- |5 t$ Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
/ P* P3 N6 O. p6 l( J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: w2 |# ^* _) y! jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" Q/ Y7 l9 t' W, K( ?0 z& Xyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

1 Y" C1 [9 P0 h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ o2 u: T' e  `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! @; W5 M' s5 U$ B  Rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) b3 B5 g- N3 l0 E: |+ Hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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5 ]+ F; M4 b9 d5 }0 HNow, it's the newfie's turn.

1 g0 a* C9 s! w) n8 JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# ?$ w5 p0 G8 p, y  lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; B% }8 m# m% ~8 Z) Y0 K; {' n) rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. P4 j2 K4 ]" jwakes the newfie up and asks,
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- l2 e% U6 q! T. J! q- L" G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ w/ w( L0 a+ E* Q$ v; ^; d/ ucomes down with four?'
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' f* }1 N2 x7 n5 ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
8 c+ P' q7 `0 t% H6 n, r4 n3 zand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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# b, r0 S7 ]4 h  CLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. ^6 E, ~, t5 ]- Y2 A$ ^! u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ m# j0 A2 m, P9 _# Z! |( x& `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 D2 i0 ]: S$ l' B3 K>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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: S- Y3 e. c* Z8 h$ X# {4 T( U, A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& ]8 N. B4 K3 d2 E- f>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 _+ d7 n4 B: Y" \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 x" l; r# v, k$ N  }% w& x8 R8 Y! N>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 I3 s! f. B& J. a  V& A>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ y9 q& f6 B: k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 V% u) e# y. _+ l3 q% T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& G3 u' |( M! `6 A: }, n% MA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 K* z1 ?8 S/ ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

- i- B6 c9 ?- T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 _! W" g9 l4 `- H' y7 k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ a$ u, s3 ]3 s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 B  y% z* O% D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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# e0 A' F& e, H* I  l; [- Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ D6 ?( u. o( }2 \" p$ P真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 j; b) Q' J) j真聪明，偶像啊

/ @0 j( X! T& n, Y5 o+ T全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

) p. z  s/ a  D6 f7 Q$ d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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- ^( F" k$ f7 o3 c7 p9 l: u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: B3 I8 _) e) S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 @8 {9 u3 G, g. M3 x$ L* L2 S你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) _: T' @; t) m/ ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 p6 N+ Y0 }4 t% C4 E$ a真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, A7 p1 f* _, G& k* L# M% r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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