Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: E' f4 H$ b0 ?, i. ]# L" S: j
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  `% J0 B2 t- x% N% m! J" _! G
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 P# ^" `2 L/ m he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The  k9 f5 l& o& R, D0 W' }8 p
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I! }7 b% c/ P) L( `( c7 p
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,' v5 @2 h( B0 t6 j
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I" m  `/ m- T6 h  b; D
will pay you $500.   M: L$ p* y: j8 H" ~* C! i

' ^" y$ m$ {, S) j2 m9 L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ y8 g/ E( g3 C& |7 w  c: L
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'   H; m: T: s+ v

, U9 _( B& y8 L' a8 fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his( p4 G- p: t! b2 }$ B3 l. w2 g9 _
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ `/ @! Q  t* F, ]& _! Ilawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% C6 O/ r6 m( U- ?4 J* d  Hthree legs, and comes down with four?' 8 r0 f% q* P% Y- y: X9 D" B
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all# ^  `) g( y- C
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ x* R- m' j7 r, M. y
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' A! N5 {" ~- S) @2 S3 Y7 Tback to sleep. ) }5 F0 b' M5 b% {8 `* Y! {/ ~/ U

9 X  U0 ?8 E- N. ^, MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 e! q& p' y! c( @6 Z% l1 v
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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7 l1 q: h. ^3 E0 Z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  Z8 y5 h+ P- L8 Y* E- Zcomes down with four?' ( C/ I) J5 E* `

0 T! c1 l8 N9 o& u' ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 * ?3 h& C/ G( ?( j$ r6 q- l
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 m8 e! L8 m1 X. l$ e* Z4 `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! Q3 V6 N+ S- y- A( J" K8 K
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 Y) b+ T5 f0 Uthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# \. c- k* L, X j Z% j( g8 ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' C& L, ?; w# A0 L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，9 I2 P9 E8 t q' b
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # ^" t% A# j- U+ K& B& _

8 s! C k3 N6 W( U9 n( @6 P: w真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 7 E. G2 s* F$ L" O' E
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5 x7 i4 `% x9 x c全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 : ~) E$ \; `" }- _7 `. ^
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ Q3 e' \3 I5 z1 y) ^1 l别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ e5 [6 g# G2 w. B% S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ w# O0 {6 G' w" h0 Q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . `6 X- a s$ i* W

; b, l% q/ K/ [6 ^7 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ g) E7 l$ e D- H& f9 v6 @' r* W# d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 e: F) x' A$ v! s! C v
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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