Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. z4 ~0 F7 P) Hyou pay me only $5.
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/ ]6 h) n5 c! d: t$ k6 D# r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ p8 ^. b9 p! u  \! d will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 y- F) Y/ S) I: i( I" Z! z2 Gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) j* @6 |8 f4 \7 z. rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

. [: S& a1 P5 {( ~" w2 _2 [- k6 O& o* JNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 p3 W8 t0 s% O7 k* x* b4 k2 t/ oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 K2 o* L8 J4 V' `! kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, F9 P4 L1 K$ ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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( h+ _% k) S) e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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6 i: K/ q( D4 v+ u) N( mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ z& j8 q9 p9 _7 |$ p: Y5 ~- A9 O>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) W) k& T, A& L$ z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! ^. s- R! ~5 }% p+ {, e6 q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; A7 S, v' Y0 z( m" M+ X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. K! A+ s, X+ R0 D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 {+ ?7 F# j% W' s9 a>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 ~/ M& c& G9 `5 F' M6 \' D+ EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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: e: Y. t- c- |2 d( ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! k6 m* d6 R! }& p* m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* |' v" z1 f3 l5 R5 I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 G9 O! S) y9 L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 A+ W: y' `- m: ^# F8 c: }5 ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 {, D8 T! S3 R( b- H5 _9 L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 l) P) u4 S& Y* f9 U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 a8 _8 `0 n5 s- j* ^真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

. u6 X. W) K, T* b: H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 B9 L5 g$ D' ?2 C: A" ^# ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) r  E' w$ Q! n( ]$ t. o/ y2 `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 r1 M8 t$ c7 ]真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 |* c% T" l! u- T! r6 q5 A她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
0 |5 ?7 I9 e+ ]4 r4 q& t8 z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% B3 W9 Z1 a9 Z% h说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢