Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 S3 k5 _# C2 |/ K1 M/ C! Nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 N: D) L, G/ D6 O2 C/ e2 b9 r he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( J$ O0 Z/ A; I( p! S1 s lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 U/ f9 k" }; @6 S* yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  i% a1 z. g; f! Q/ j' B* r# yyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* W/ @* |: m2 U0 ?
will pay you $500.
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2 l. e& N* x# @6 C, h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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2 o" r! c5 f) v  G; u: BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's! w9 D) a2 p$ @8 M
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 7 R6 l9 N" L; V. Q' N
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 b* }. M0 p: W  Ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the1 I! F' j6 `2 ?6 A
lawyer.
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, S2 f( v# v7 p6 K0 SNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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# i4 i6 ?$ _4 M# OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! @" P% X6 b( X% ythree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all$ p$ S  f9 T  D1 y# N
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all/ S: k4 s/ U1 l' l9 U: r; K* S
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour" D; A* _/ k! h4 l& V# F) V
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ x3 N( [! A. k, d1 J# E1 B
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right  c: N( \" ~; o6 @. w- D
back to sleep. . Q. H5 c$ W9 Y. v0 V) y, [
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 @7 {, g$ E% t* ^* ^$ [5 x8 Gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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% q: P- l0 h0 O$ L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and3 y, d/ r! |6 m, L) U# l
comes down with four?' " `  I0 J0 F2 c1 W& c4 \
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5/ @/ O  d7 k3 K% w! }, O
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : t; m4 Z: G4 x" n7 i
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 G, Z7 U7 A5 ?5 s2 u# C3 D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 w8 G# x( \# t# q+ k0 R( ~; Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ R1 ^, e: _" k7 b, Mthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . Z2 T5 Y7 D+ z
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 7 b ]% G9 i( I( n$ I# i& y% b
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( T' Z1 h! I- S) }8 c) d: N) n, g
( v* A; ~, b# V( c, j2 s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ l. [; {1 a5 T* j9 y- `7 a7 U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 |. R) c; w5 i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 + I4 Q9 b# Q+ x. f
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( S' A( K0 J' q! D) w全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 q8 k4 S( S6 a Z3 R' U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 / I* V5 v6 a6 w3 g* d4 d
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( {7 k' |5 d: a6 s7 s别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( i; ^) W3 a" n' O/ Z- s) o
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! N% K8 h! w& D9 g1 B
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . g& F& U$ M9 {+ T
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! |) `0 C: ?" j/ @2 Z& `6 J/ Q* L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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