Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
- H& u8 U3 D! J7 _6 i2 P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 p, P- z6 D+ j, r$ Q5 K he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' T6 ^4 Q7 y& Z/ F& p5 A6 q: Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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, j0 c) C4 k6 s5 O5 E7 H' [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- M( Y  b; |7 w+ [' othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 J  l6 g5 O2 ?' Z. u/ Q$ {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: I4 r7 o) I7 T$ G  R$ ^' N, fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  s4 @8 f2 m: _5 g' C6 VThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 y# I, g# d' Q8 rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: D# d4 |. `& y. j8 lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 l0 `5 o2 L, `/ y- @0 Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! V1 G: z6 V: |5 }6 Yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

4 K: ?% w0 m8 \: t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 M- l. I' G8 c  x* d; |8 Vcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ x" b8 N3 i% x1 e& qand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

/ g; V4 i- [& T* w: p: DLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, R+ B" l  J3 D! j, G8 j. ~>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" T# m& v& k6 m5 G+ b% P>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: l8 _; C: A4 G- {( B' H7 M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 {' H. z2 P* t9 ]3 b9 R* r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 D. c5 J8 X' Q/ H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 e, ]' S! a5 ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 T' x% L9 L" G, `/ G5 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) e. f3 h( R9 f* h, H>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% f3 b- R2 a4 P+ r# R8 r- n7 @1 q4 kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; G9 U2 K9 z3 H% l' C. M* vthe newfie would l ...

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  L( N2 W2 a$ G* g3 x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" g4 T& Z. {3 I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 c0 k* u/ r& M- j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ U) _6 D7 ]- n$ K8 v' v! I* N真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! @. F; n2 h7 Z4 t5 _: e; H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; P7 B1 w( T( A' a% o真聪明，偶像啊

9 [( ~# Z- Y8 H% I全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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# ^8 h$ p7 v  \全盘接受一下。

" r4 Y5 l$ I9 M" A  O% |7 U: [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. w0 b0 n7 Z' X% T5 f- v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



$ P: q5 A2 [7 V! c$ K# ?+ I别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ o2 c! }8 R2 T4 V) L你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 ~6 e& {' d+ T, i8 J! J7 n. ^! P4 n: E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! W) O" I: E* r, M+ F6 ?# T真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 L+ P% p: O- f# |0 p2 c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' X  n9 C6 _/ r* V- u( P她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* D. u( c) u/ L) s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 ^, M% L) D/ y/ Y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! F" |$ {- O. ?3 j" S/ a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢