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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if2 ^) q" {7 z7 n3 `3 v- Y) l$ D" }
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 3 z% M* y3 f9 v3 D
  
3 T& n! Q4 Y5 c; W The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; b3 K0 f1 \$ ~ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  G( N% V2 w- z' O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! D& a4 E1 h! k, o4 t3 Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 ]: h# o4 A% U8 Qyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I4 [0 H1 _4 h% [! ?( P* b( D
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep3 g; K) e' [2 E
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. $ u3 n" K' N2 S1 `+ O( e
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's% v9 V8 u$ B4 C6 Z% e9 ~* s
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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0 i* \% |5 `2 pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 \$ |; K3 l+ M7 S' _9 f
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the/ N# n; L" a" T. K( ?  O& |
lawyer. ' ]; ^0 `- w/ [# C" q' a9 x/ l

2 m1 F+ b4 e9 r/ n. L4 ENow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with9 [# R3 S- Z* S0 i
three legs, and comes down with four?' 1 C- Z4 A; N' N( q! }/ |
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 W- t0 M1 @: j' ~
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ j. `7 G3 g' W' I0 b7 V6 dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 D. P" k& k7 D$ {) h4 t- xback to sleep. 3 g9 c1 g3 C5 }2 F# o
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- M) M; `0 B% F0 x$ I5 Q1 C; f
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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4 h% {5 U" R  h' {  X5 oLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the8 v9 E& d6 N( m. X- q; R6 e
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 V/ F2 N2 p' A$ R>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # ]- y, m$ u( s& e
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: |# J0 I1 b1 e>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 h/ I  }- w* H; K- T& o, A$ e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct/ F8 e9 ~- k  a' g1 P
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research : G& ]0 v" D! q7 T
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ ?+ ]* u  H* V) N7 f2 y# y$ Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ; d0 A5 J$ Z! G
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 v5 J' I0 |6 y5 S- d>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three1 e- \4 u) R9 l1 T% f

6 |' Z5 P: H' x9 G$ h. y7 N9 d! E>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 0 y8 [: u% ^, @. z3 x& n6 C  R5 n5 K
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 E! o6 j- i# d# W* v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand - D8 U8 x. `; v: o( D
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 8 y3 x2 Y& _- y$ o) B
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. C# k2 p- g2 R, `, t7 v( t. l
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb( _& y: X# f2 {% z( i1 u! {
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. }. H; w7 u, n9 x/ Y6 G
the newfie would l ...
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! C6 b/ T& R4 A$ C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 n2 n, v# B+ D' i0 C
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 k, R7 B5 i9 Y8 q& a# S* @% C
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - o6 V3 ^( h- v5 E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ m7 W9 F2 R) o5 a真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 K0 f, k& S7 J; e, i* L1 X2 k全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 6 E0 y# e% b6 h1 L! v
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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8 R1 n- n0 }1 f- Q别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 6 I$ j+ v" @% j; |: y4 b9 @
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! l) r4 p, r% d' F. Z: h1 m别把我往坏路上领啊。

( ]  G0 t! x" _! C8 F你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & E1 }' p4 A9 {7 {$ `$ ^2 c) ~% q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% j/ Z+ f! I$ {* D- t$ H/ H5 l% ^% A多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 0 Z  G, P. Z1 E7 z8 g, B) q
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
: V% |2 U  q6 B大学教胖还差不多 ' c2 v( p+ f, {& ]
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# }( P; q" Z0 n4 v& _9 D' L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) O2 q8 s5 Z& f% }; d) ~8 T- ]说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) \" }7 M3 X8 z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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