Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- F6 T$ ^" s0 llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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  H" i! h' [* d* [* W  ~/ d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( d5 a% i3 N3 o: V will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 |; m0 q. o0 v9 h. J' h) H/ `7 u1 F/ cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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- b3 L  |9 w1 R' fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ j+ i  B7 k; x' Z7 b1 @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

+ c* I. ~2 M" L! ^+ g  c'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# ^" Q2 {. h! o- ?! m5 J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# }  d% Z7 K. b! Y/ @' ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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' z5 F; X5 F1 B5 ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  Z3 e* Y# O. `6 o8 W>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! l9 E7 m) K+ N  t0 ]2 ]( v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; u7 a2 [, M8 Y/ ~# x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" r  t" l; d5 `, ]9 p$ l( i8 {5 b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" g0 k# d& D* p# O3 z- H- R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' a( \( P  S; [, s1 Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. {8 P; O2 S7 g5 k" r: _% Mthe newfie would l ...

* K$ s! y+ i  d2 J( u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; _% r1 F) h/ _' v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& q1 @/ W/ F# q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



4 {2 U9 ?. i% L* S, n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 E7 y% c# D# K/ u, n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 _% C! {& i2 K- t8 y) o真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

8 C7 i- V' g7 a7 Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

( r, f1 H/ v6 N% b8 S* e你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' H# i. N# y1 b& [. d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 J; A6 l2 x1 d5 T* }6 ]2 w真博学，偶像啊。

6 ]( e  o. D7 u% b( T4 M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ u+ [6 ?8 l. i; }& j, @她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 B0 F+ h* k9 g9 [- z, Q4 O! u: Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: M5 i& B2 n' U5 h" L* l# h5 ^7 \1 a说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% i. W& k( x/ s5 a  @  ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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& f9 v2 N; U, v( z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢