Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ c; B. x8 o1 a  e+ hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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% C, {& W9 }- j* f; y" T9 [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 q$ g& Q4 i& J+ Xthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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" ?' ]' M" Q3 r& k- H* gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' [3 |. k1 Q! dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 I( Z  q% _, z: r& mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ h2 j! J7 q8 w* r' N7 v& _9 `5 Cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  v, V! q% V; f, q$ R$ U1 oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: R: X* g% v5 E  H0 F- K0 l" Qwakes the newfie up and asks,

' t& j4 y5 n* x* }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 U- Q, K1 w0 I' ^7 bcomes down with four?'
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* O$ O8 b: @- _: }$ `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# k6 r- Y6 e/ b6 }: p9 b5 {9 o- H6 J0 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" d6 U9 k. F$ P$ B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' j7 A5 n# H' s2 k9 N2 Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: j+ }+ h8 q( X& I9 m. ~0 O/ V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

1 H# p; r6 G5 x( S4 J+ `- |$ C0 z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 a- y7 O; d- i5 ^4 t  q; B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

0 o  T( A; y+ U- [$ G1 I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 v0 K& L) w1 Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" L1 s) g8 c* S1 }- O' `, T( L) Y) C: v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 t. b' Y, w! x: jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! Y4 `' i  I/ V/ plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- a4 X0 A" Z4 v9 u. fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

( L: T$ n4 ^" r) V8 g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 }8 g( H; {+ D: n! K+ B真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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, d* ~! P& F+ r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# L, s( m0 n6 |+ e& C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 U9 k  B/ ]; k. r( f) R+ Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 ], W, t6 ~% a" h* g5 s; E, a真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ B. Z% ]' l5 e# n  |真聪明，偶像啊

3 `' S$ z% T  a& o. V) Y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

6 d. {. J; C+ [$ ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

/ A5 l$ }3 j5 J7 [2 N2 t4 Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) z; V$ U* _) y& n* c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 w2 y) ^" V+ o, |别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

; `1 T0 P% y$ @2 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 o; w, P" }! `$ r. m; V! F! K她是大学教瘦？
/ x" U: }2 g6 K& A7 W大学教胖还差不多
. \: X8 j5 ~. O5 j- F4 A) D她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 r3 X5 s0 s; y( d' M" F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ X. f0 ~7 M0 [' t说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 H8 S+ {( b$ j! f) M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢