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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ o& |2 y9 V0 [# {! flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! J6 E$ A6 H5 z  ]4 X6 e/ nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 h! P) @, g" t0 [5 I6 x( ithe newfie would like to play a fun game. 7 N; r" K" f8 N* _5 x7 I  `4 I
  
$ A9 O- Q$ R+ r- f0 y3 A3 x+ I0 w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 p# A. ^# t; B# i& `2 \ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The' f) P- h+ s9 J  e7 ]& \% t
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) D1 M9 L9 B/ P2 C  o6 C) xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" b( m" }8 h$ _- Lyou pay me only $5. 4 I# j/ W' K8 |8 Y/ Z) I2 x

% u- S) F  d/ r- {9 q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ a% e% n$ @5 r! A$ T will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep7 w$ J  T$ b* [  ]$ H% B, H
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's" k4 X' [" z4 G/ D* N
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 q# G  t/ w9 }3 A8 M( o- JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" V- C) z( o. W* \7 ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the+ e2 d& b( x! t1 U) Q( Y0 y
lawyer. ) f7 g: X6 H. T( r6 ]$ w
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all: T4 c! o6 W) G2 c4 @* j7 T
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all" N) W$ w1 d& g2 T
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ X0 l  T! Y/ U0 z' j6 O. H
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 }+ Y, D1 z' d/ I6 j0 hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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" [9 a6 N* |( D) f  U1 {! SThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He7 r' }( w: e4 B; q# P. j9 h0 r0 \9 R
wakes the newfie up and asks, : G$ \$ U+ P) g) s+ {
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# Q5 B& _! N8 b; p/ J! Xcomes down with four?' * K" H$ m4 x$ j0 x$ v6 L" p2 ]5 I$ T) Z
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!" F6 D, s$ n2 W/ b

8 k7 k' }0 f1 HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 4 P9 o1 q# ~6 b) m! d
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 G- D0 X, V6 V) T/ S; Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 8 p8 K+ J$ r; l$ ]9 A& q
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 `- u- F* |2 D8 I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' y6 L; p4 L0 d  {9 X5 e0 E9 v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ N( K4 v% d9 ?2 q6 a6 N  a>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 h9 `9 V* S& b) e# V+ m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# F& l9 {$ O! |! {1 @  H# b9 |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's & Z1 r, w1 F- }& l" z5 K/ j
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the % E, K) d, v% e2 w( P6 A& Z4 h: b0 B
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 g" ^  }. P9 {>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 E/ [) w! u) DA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 V9 m: r4 j+ `' ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb5 z* i0 q/ T4 ~
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ _; Y" \% s6 j9 ^# i6 y
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
/ a: i6 H8 u+ q! ?1 u' t“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- S) r, ?- U$ L
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 _0 W5 J6 @0 j8 x$ b
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 . x( [& i% Y; x6 d- W' k
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# G7 }( [( _* M$ M! t  N3 I) g# \9 ]- u/ a* [# X0 m! Q( {$ w! D
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, j1 h; M' {0 V4 u& |“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
' H. U" U( q. ^' _5 [' Z/ K' N# K好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

" X4 V1 E+ K: r# F真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 {" p3 q: w, ^5 w3 l

' c) n- }5 U; K, H) y真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( |' W2 m, D+ h9 c' |全盘接受一下。

& g$ u" D1 ?5 l1 p6 v真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" N* ^: B; Y$ Z; t5 K. [# |- L6 A真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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7 o8 L2 e3 a, Q$ ?; g/ y2 U9 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 s% G. X# g- b9 o- @2 _别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 S6 ^! O. _. Y4 r$ ~+ Y# B; t; `8 n你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 T' J4 X; X. n3 \: g7 Q1 x加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

% s( ^9 b- ^" c5 l, z大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 0 `2 T  j. s1 n; i

' M4 G% `# Z" _( q/ U+ g4 r大学教授哦,能不剥削?

! [; ^% T) |5 O7 o$ W她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + u* c1 l+ W! C) Y( L
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 k/ G1 A9 H) U6 i9 x
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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