Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; x/ r- T- I0 {  Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" U, w! c* F  I0 Z; X, B! X# `: t/ P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

0 G8 F( r: G$ E2 x8 [& c You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" v- a  T1 B' U2 t% _! Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 Y  `4 z# a7 R) ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* R/ V. R8 Y9 r9 V6 n' bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" O3 s3 f! x4 P0 X  L3 ?9 [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
" R' V2 z, b+ q! S' t, \/ Rlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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- K; ^! O' n4 T) Z: H% iThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: k0 Q# X" s0 C, B/ Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 L+ `# R( @4 S& d( l+ zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

* P0 L1 @+ P- d7 y, l9 m) e. E' a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& u! p6 T2 k: c% S. R+ m3 H7 i7 I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 @- s& _) t9 v1 n) U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# I4 m5 v" M" S. }# O) R, m& X% L>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

& M  X2 M, \, G' k6 s>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  J  G( g/ C; N; ~>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 ~# p' G' C: J$ u>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( }9 B# R0 h! n8 b8 g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 |! d& ]5 B- a0 W1 M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( i, C" `/ K( X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: C) z( I, F( m+ \) _% T0 dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" O( D; h3 m7 b7 y& H* f: othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& j1 Y! d2 k$ B. h8 u  B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 X0 A- d: W6 x8 J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 q. l  Y: S) C' M# C/ H7 p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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, b$ @; n, I& z% e全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

; x  g( ], ^$ I0 g" U+ {# y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 i+ W3 ?# ~  y! K+ d真博学，偶像啊。

6 Z, a# _  ~, A- ?9 A大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ K: ]5 b( O' k9 S, e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) x5 V' A: Q: c& R4 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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