Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# `2 K8 _. r$ Q* Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% \$ J6 G* g8 q. C1 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 t1 y6 J) ]4 G( S2 J7 C7 `. D. fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! R/ C& q  Q# V/ A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, n- V; M$ W2 c+ o# Qyou pay me only $5.

6 g! l# Y3 Z) M$ A  h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

+ j* N4 s8 H" X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& M/ s( {+ D  v$ ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

/ k, v5 W  }" C, G/ BThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

+ n$ z3 B3 Z2 |; C% c# {/ `! ~/ JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 k" f* ~3 Z* z0 e0 ~three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- ^! u' ]" B  U& G: U# r* Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ h* t' J$ I1 p  {back to sleep.

$ ]5 N: s" _4 e0 I( ^; VThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& ~9 T/ E% M2 h3 u, G8 F$ a- @wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

2 I( [. Q* e. j2 b6 H4 t( G5 TLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) e+ z6 I8 Y. Y: |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: b+ Y3 e* y6 k; M% o9 C>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" r4 n5 j( u" n3 @>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ _0 L4 E6 S& `( K& c( T! F7 Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ w$ ~  s2 V' [/ z# V5 ~& O>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' v( _+ ]8 ?8 ^1 [  l0 t( M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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# r8 J& d$ H1 _# y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 T6 x5 K1 S) e3 H6 O" p; z2 d$ S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 k9 R6 v: S6 G- [( L( r# s8 FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 ]) ^3 b" D/ e; kthe newfie would l ...

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  C& H, z& a4 |8 P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( |) e4 e+ C) y/ x- v' ~' v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- L4 n% R4 T6 n0 L6 l, n& v$ N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  X& r7 h& r: `& [9 h, A/ W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 u- {) n4 ^/ Q! @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, u1 S3 j# V" U4 ~: m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! @. t. ^+ O7 h' @. a真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

& ~- u1 K7 G4 T5 I3 J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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5 X  x3 c* V2 J7 K7 G别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 @' u  p, D) x3 L你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 B3 _! p# `5 H, {( R) @! M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 g4 }' W, R0 C多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( U5 U4 O7 R4 C真博学，偶像啊。

+ F) W% e8 A4 N8 I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 q' }9 I/ V( v& v, G' B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* x. r- v/ l5 x- \大学教胖还差不多
1 `6 y( v% S% v8 X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) x  d( f" J0 h4 n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢