Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 h; e+ g/ u' t0 V; ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( k6 a7 ]$ `6 o% ?/ rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) L. O& _: s( X( I! a' ^) R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ f5 m! f; h% ~# m he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. ]+ ], Q+ [* }& s  x8 ]6 h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. P+ V* `* r' L7 b! r0 Wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 |! l' n; @, `0 O5 {2 xyou pay me only $5.
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2 }6 k; F# G6 C" }5 [8 f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* c9 m8 S4 a2 Z. t0 J+ \# L* i' ~ will pay you $500.

4 r3 }0 f1 D6 m1 O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 e% N' |. ~% g9 [+ k: g4 t6 \- mThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ V1 [/ ^! M$ Cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 s! Y/ r  o+ v5 p" jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 d: y( B! P! f8 U* Y" b) Wlawyer.
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3 ?# V0 z0 J6 N7 a: cNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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: K# l8 D! m) H2 h7 u0 e- ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 {7 `: J. N5 y" \3 Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'

$ x7 `6 z: a8 x+ [8 b+ ?: J9 {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ i* @7 A: i$ \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( K# ^9 I" Q, P& o5 x; tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 l1 \! a% k7 G  M2 s& Q( x9 Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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, X6 e1 R+ w$ {0 ]8 Q" _7 p9 pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 A) V% r7 @" e: ]. awakes the newfie up and asks,

$ v+ `6 F0 I; I3 D9 k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 @/ M+ d* A! \8 M3 S% v" U9 Dcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- ]! A# s0 D9 T+ R( J9 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 c. }0 I. \' ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 |# A+ X6 m5 F! @( \7 \; f>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* R; D! g  D, @/ p>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& m! r1 O- h7 V! s2 _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- m+ l9 R3 ?! l( f& ~the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* u% G8 G0 ^2 M! W: c) U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# f' J: \' a( g$ {- {# E1 ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% S' R: y6 o! k  S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' \; C" ]# {7 r# ~! H你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 w3 ]) o5 l3 `, Y, {/ Z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 |- J, i" ^# f3 ?/ F1 y她是大学教瘦？
$ A* b% B% v# q) F9 A7 C大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. n3 M% c( F0 d' S; z6 s! g' V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 [- u. L! K3 P  t- ^6 |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢