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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* o6 J9 Q+ G/ o4 W/ Y1 e- ~0 a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 Q4 Z  L$ q! o# N. Z) B% rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& Q4 J1 o' r$ Q4 B/ dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" \1 d" L" M* ]& m4 e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The, k7 E1 P) o5 E  M$ L
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I1 h8 E  T' I; Y
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,1 ~# ?. E; Y2 d: M4 _( u9 |% ?
you pay me only $5. ( N0 [. U5 R9 }0 i. {3 O
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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4 K) q, h5 o0 p This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 J. O0 M) M% y# Wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. * [: Y* Y# ^2 x( T7 k

! O  o+ c  i* y  f( B6 L* xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( t! ^0 L' h; o# R) _
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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" _$ l& _: g; nThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ p: z/ g) f. j6 vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the0 I+ {1 c+ ?- [  E: u" Z% G
lawyer. 8 @8 w  `4 y" B$ {& s+ @
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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  b; A  f3 m; x7 S! lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour  _9 K7 A$ N; m2 J
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 R# H* g9 H6 l; j
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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* g3 n* l  y- \5 Y( S4 mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5+ K' X# _. P' s: t! c- k% T
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!) D  `1 P; Q4 X; o7 J2 |/ S
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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/ N+ v7 h/ E) a9 b* C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ! O% p! h9 y4 x% O; q
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason : E" X& I. O2 \1 S- z5 J* ~
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* H8 [2 o  p7 K8 k* w>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% F$ c4 s8 k( @! V* K+ S1 u3 q4 u>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct" x: Z; [# Y  W$ B' z, a% M8 S
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" A# G, m$ x4 \9 w$ ?5 D+ r>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ H" h' X* D( ?# S' L6 {) e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% \/ X  f9 y* k7 X( f>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# G) h" T1 |, ~9 X' m>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three6 _" P3 U# h! V

5 h; [' U$ B# Y' \( L6 R) A( c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's - R. C" q$ Z3 t( A( o6 c" _! J
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 ~; Y# n6 B5 c1 Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand   B+ ]0 }1 l- D" Q+ o) R" V
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ) b& [1 r7 A8 r$ ?* _- Z
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% a8 V# Y- d) x' U9 f; o. L1 plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: H6 l8 c7 _0 g, A# F8 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 c  k( J# o: N) B  J2 _: Gthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* D  r- O: c/ i3 K+ o“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
' ~# y/ u4 _1 t, F好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ P  [. o& v) w9 X2 Q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. i- f% {' t0 H! h1 Z" P5 x8 I: Q真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ; W# x  a5 W5 z* b% U

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" r& q, d8 u7 F# n5 e. r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# G7 {% Z- x5 f: d8 o“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( K: c0 P- {* q/ v好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

' Y1 ?1 c; ?- c* r7 Y真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! }2 V% Z1 ^4 y$ c0 ]; `
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真聪明,偶像啊
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9 w3 q; C9 W2 T) }2 G全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 $ _8 |% Z( B8 V: z6 o
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全盘接受一下。

- A- b, O& Y0 o& M: u6 H6 K真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 5 |) M  M% c7 F) |
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 / e% H: h- q0 K! g
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 A% p8 Q+ Y( ?' f加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 k) F* y5 O: n( W多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

) e4 O) U5 P5 y7 \+ g2 L大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 - R! e6 @# B3 a# `' A! X
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
) V* A% y) d( _; C8 Y2 z" o大学教胖还差不多 ! b$ [. B  O* I- O
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 x5 y* i. d$ g
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 e+ y& l" C" j( S( R4 K- `
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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" [2 r# f6 y; s) B哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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