Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 K. \& f! M) c! p The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 V6 D9 I" H& F/ X3 W. T lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* x( u, ~- s1 r# R( f( D) R/ Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" o; `) ?' Y9 d1 B8 x0 a. X0 Z% ryou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: ]4 X" S5 M- H+ p will pay you $500.

7 E! I% Y; F- S5 l% J  ]/ e4 N& V3 k3 A This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ h3 l" V1 P8 p9 ]" jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& \0 Z9 p1 g4 rThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 G( f3 f0 l+ `, \: Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
! l2 P$ z5 J2 Q- d  b: vlawyer.
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$ G) y5 L% D$ P$ m1 ^/ `3 Y7 UNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) O% C- o9 r. J& a. rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' p: x. y5 W9 D4 z- q, Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

9 E( n$ \4 N2 p7 mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 m9 X- E+ `$ c; `% h+ xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% F# Q# p' |# K, L% [8 hback to sleep.

$ h3 e+ p0 h+ z$ jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# t- {* N7 z2 d6 V6 mwakes the newfie up and asks,

6 q/ m1 e8 `6 r'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 k( Z, q+ r; X- xand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% _% {# [' v# ?>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 l4 X3 D, D; n' f( A8 b>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ t( J9 ~/ d+ ~$ I6 R. Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& t# g# T( H3 K& N4 E+ k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

# W6 \( R" ?9 _/ J; r( {, |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ M) P' t5 Z) y. l* y, j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 n9 p- Y1 n. ?- S. x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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8 j7 |" Q" F1 \# W4 l7 I3 z0 s$ u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  o$ A" s$ ?5 G: `, BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" z$ A& M) M# {$ v& }2 \9 W# e" J4 ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- f5 @. a& f( {. c/ Xthe newfie would l ...

( U6 s& Q6 i+ B& i( e+ p$ `

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- g$ _" E* P/ }* |" o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 P- Z' V, W2 }0 B) d. g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' T( d2 h. c6 x$ b$ L0 s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" z* R' Y/ L& L* k; e( j5 x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( h* V8 `; N, x3 ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ I* h8 o) _0 R+ @0 I) \$ j真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 K  m8 ]( u& u. G真聪明，偶像啊

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) U0 q2 I, g$ {3 g" t& n- y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ p4 O0 M  n2 Z5 @; P% i4 x/ X8 s全盘接受一下。

' n# q7 ]: }. P: u5 d$ Y7 d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



8 \7 W+ j( A3 T- ~8 f& F: z别把我往坏路上领啊。

* I( \% H$ F: j* l7 Z" x. ~你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, @' `9 @2 n' k3 U0 ~! J: `多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ {. b  [( ], U& `真博学，偶像啊。

4 x* K/ @6 Y7 e5 _5 j: `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 y6 b5 l5 ~/ J0 A  c! y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 R2 s: s4 n  C: [* z0 F她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
. d- l7 @$ r8 h8 E& A9 a她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 @. B" {+ F2 V$ Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' `) l. h/ L4 z0 t说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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0 p$ T% K" s$ S' r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢