Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* M7 u9 Q' n8 h" b" _" dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: U2 P6 `7 p; B, }) Z$ |9 Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ i$ x$ |& P. X* q0 _1 O# E' V( e The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  ^1 d9 R, m+ t% ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& @1 W4 X# b  ]! H6 Z$ i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. G: `& F* y( X* F- V- Uyou pay me only $5.

( V3 c+ S+ u5 X: S: n* @" f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

: P9 x" d) \( V5 ?; S! X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 K2 T' K+ }- k% Othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ r1 v. D7 f4 Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 o) l& n$ g% |2 J) tlawyer.

. r  ]$ ^( G) p$ y5 s+ ~. s' wNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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- s" n. {$ T" h) R/ T: UThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 [1 I  y( I7 h; ~# Gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 c5 M5 n: w. S# N& a, Eback to sleep.

: i5 {! v# L" N6 Y3 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# F6 O- I4 r) L" ywakes the newfie up and asks,

% B/ V# ^' A7 D& e% J. u6 y- F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 i4 T  U; U7 w5 m! p) W6 R! d3 Ecomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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8 f* r1 T5 r2 C* p0 oLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ }, T  t. o; ^/ G/ z0 Z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 I8 E3 G9 I9 H" E/ j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( \8 g" K$ m1 Y/ p+ ~: q5 h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* a- i* ?( `$ }- w# V, F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" K! b: ^( t' N4 H* A: |; ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

  H3 `) E$ O9 k8 p$ E" m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 i$ F/ n) h: g$ M* g) L- G0 Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. A4 c+ @. G) Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 C- Z9 D5 z/ E" \- `8 ythe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  H" q7 r9 @# g& B: r8 A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ ?5 t# s  _9 ^7 h. I" X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& {3 `7 u& c8 B. t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 V$ }* r9 E; L* K- I9 Y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 C9 _; d$ K7 k6 X& l3 ?5 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) I5 }1 d% s# |* j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# i8 J. ?3 q% l  C真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. X6 {# `0 G2 [# U6 c8 I) Z1 ~, z真聪明，偶像啊

. A; u' o* B2 u1 S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# n+ A/ K# r" ]9 T多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ {: d9 P& f/ g5 V# p2 w5 W真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
! l- D- C" v0 P3 B- j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ }4 A; C1 Y- u& i, i- U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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