Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( _& a1 y0 u1 Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 J! p  a. R+ L! L7 n' Athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" |& w: [+ C9 ?# ]; D. h" f# N The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" ~% l9 l$ p0 O: E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& j8 V& V6 |3 U: d. oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 f7 f( x# w  D2 ^4 P: Y# c. ryou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 u5 K! w" g3 h6 V3 F will pay you $500.

: J. }. u* b" W' j8 A This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 l0 m( [% E. ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 i; @7 C) {# v6 ~" h* H. TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 O; H: r* o# ]9 x8 K7 R7 v9 L0 Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

7 O9 c' h" G6 m+ i& m; V9 H" _Now, it's the newfie's turn.

8 K3 u5 x) f  U/ P8 wHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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; z% J3 q9 @8 f* o& RThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 m0 ?. B& b. H2 Breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' M! d4 _$ O  L' hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* }5 K1 C  L8 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) ?8 e- f0 E. T3 Z% {, F" H/ p! nback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 B2 ~7 J$ x7 M% r( ]( q( E1 F% O7 N>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) G0 j  P3 e* j) c+ K3 F8 c- o>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! r' k$ m! ]! t6 e( S7 n  |1 B! ^>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 L% t+ l( M: |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& C7 X7 k) h9 \1 ~" s+ \>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 |8 Q7 r4 A' ]& a>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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6 z( W# P: h; O% w>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 C7 w& C1 b1 D6 n7 @>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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# u% K! b0 J3 H# s  M8 q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 a; d% o: ?, e) k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 r3 \# [2 S" r& L0 o) }9 U5 `% B/ z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, C5 U/ F( [1 L4 f+ k; I真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( J2 D4 i& j; Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, j4 A, @. u+ }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 W% F2 Y. S3 V% E9 }$ `真聪明，偶像啊

3 T; N* }$ [8 k$ t$ ]* L全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

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眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 s, p- a  I# g; y( \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; J5 ]5 Q" e" k; Q; n别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 }) k6 L" M" B5 ^" M你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) d0 h( m1 t+ ?- H" y2 ~2 v- z# `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

. ^- {; o% t$ Q  t$ l2 V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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3 m& N. W; y/ D0 k/ \9 M, p3 Q( V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" m9 e, |6 T$ `, H' f8 Z/ ?她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 Z; G$ ]0 D; F' n8 m8 H1 t" j说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢