Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' R: h" C2 E3 e6 C8 M3 _& Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) w' v6 M4 H6 Z' A" Mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
7 ]8 K$ O, N1 x) | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 o2 @, q5 u9 W4 s/ e0 f' Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 ]* E, g$ h! @( R/ }' c! jyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ @; A! c2 ]: @- }. R3 h" P! T+ A will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

4 z" `' r) K+ ^$ ^( O! x% ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: ?0 ?) ]' E. Y2 ~$ `' P4 d. Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

' v+ R; C8 N7 B% P$ O! pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  y) \9 f5 v# e. u6 H; Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

* k# H; S8 L1 ^/ b  y2 ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. s! A7 I4 g; @% J, c7 n+ E1 k/ ~three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' c: x( b5 V: R" u: z, OThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 F" E9 a8 t9 m; w. ?% N4 twakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( Y/ j; ^6 d+ j$ O8 Rcomes down with four?'

3 \7 I% f8 j( A, z* g" rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; |2 c5 H& a* j' T5 k. t1 V# pand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

) x! z7 v, ?; m' yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 [( k4 v1 H; n, R>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, ]/ o4 Z& e9 h2 n: i* q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, E8 ^( |6 X0 A& q1 s; f>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. m+ {' a! B* d; u1 N>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 T8 C3 G6 B2 c& e. \) ?0 P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% B- Z% W. @; N, k- W# B7 |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. f# _, J' ?; r+ h>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 U$ N3 @. N1 l>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& N3 _7 s9 @- Q# c# f5 f. o3 P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 O  |+ q' |3 k) L7 r/ S" _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) N: W# k6 S+ o6 _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% c4 W8 A0 |9 D. N8 |" P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 F% n/ n- F3 ~! c3 {5 K. J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  u2 `6 q+ c2 N* y+ M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ B, X" y8 |3 q4 f# }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% I+ v! b0 T: Q- G/ _" ~; G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

, f- Z3 V4 m1 J5 [' w; z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 c1 m  G  r4 N  h: o8 t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; e7 d; g# p( T+ r" W; W别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% r+ t; ]! r5 |0 m1 S别把我往坏路上领啊。

" c4 N* O& M/ f你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, v( ?  X" U7 z6 G' g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
% H* p8 b  o0 h9 `/ x2 L她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. F. H- q: g8 t! ]( @) W7 S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ u5 g" H5 |4 ~7 C& A% s1 ?说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢