Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 d- r: a/ `# B, [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( `) T, I$ j; h- N# m8 N0 g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ M4 G1 h: ?/ b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 }) Z$ N) ?! @) x7 x lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& x$ j, D4 K% ~7 j0 V4 C# myou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 P3 g4 |# K9 ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

7 ]1 h- o( d. I1 {% m0 _- o9 Y& e1 jNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ k( B0 r/ Q+ ~* N# ^( X8 J5 }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, q6 g3 z  S; M8 |( x# T: zthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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' E8 [/ h' ]) i- f9 s7 wThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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  k9 E8 u) |. v- ^  T0 CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  y+ ]4 g; l7 V% b, U3 C2 Swakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ D% p) l- g' x+ a5 B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' _9 I. m. b6 I" r. L: rcomes down with four?'

1 }9 D- t: }+ s2 d7 uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
8 J3 i: t6 I' P" aand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; f: l' U9 ^7 `; j$ T( H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! v% ~1 [6 K% k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 T& O+ V& i2 N8 Y& |% F! o>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; r; h1 m4 o; l/ Y; B. i>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# h4 ~# U1 ]2 b" x" F& `* _' M7 Q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( l8 r$ l8 |% W) }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 f( M" e& \2 U# v>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* Q6 B. `7 S3 i>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 G& I* @' {3 X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 r) p* {1 n! ]: k# T: f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) }5 S1 Z( x+ g/ n! B( o>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

$ w+ Y9 c' Z( r8 i# x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# P$ w# t# |/ [* {! ?; {4 D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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. c% @  `4 i: @/ D0 L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ b; ]/ t0 c0 j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

  Y& f3 j' R1 r% [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



# X% h: |6 k4 K0 B' |- n, F2 x) F/ W别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 _6 Y5 L( Q% C% l' `4 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 G: i' L2 y2 r2 ]( o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! z+ n) D% ^" S" t9 P+ w& ]' P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( p# F- N/ ~6 }5 u她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
+ Q! I, }2 y$ W9 t& P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 U) L# G7 ~$ Q/ p8 @说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" e* \8 U5 H# X1 x; r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢