Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 U" H6 ?+ [/ Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) s, }& Q! n, l1 Q% T7 rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% M. V" L; t7 w! Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* e3 l# Q! b4 X4 p The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, S& c1 e+ a) k  E& g* g# b5 C he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 ?3 b( S' [: B1 mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 l5 E  P$ ^( e will pay you $500.

2 h% |6 |  H7 z, t' b( a/ T$ }  ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 [7 x) W7 P# Y% Z% s3 p* Xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 t; k3 c6 Z. V3 [8 R" w* tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" J0 p  O: d% j* L& Q7 |the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% Y3 J3 P- h" U5 {8 z4 O$ {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 b5 G, \* o1 K5 G6 p  y4 m) Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  Y. n) [1 Y" t" t- L* O; s! p0 Breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 q, c2 U) l# gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 u6 u% ~; E0 [' Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* p! A& m7 G. A: Eback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

. m& l3 P6 R5 f! `' X  m$ n: v'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

+ P5 D' l+ V" x9 {+ rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ W; h6 _0 g3 d/ }4 O8 S/ [>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 c. p  ]2 ]- C+ Z! b* `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

2 ^- Z# [$ U# d# D' A  I& S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& \% s6 }% U; d: N& [2 n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- ~' t' y  e7 R* W: ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 m- `3 L) x: {7 i  b>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' ^8 \& D/ n# Y' `5 X0 M& glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 x3 {9 R; L# w$ a& Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 j1 ?7 n: l: J3 G$ rthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 `' z3 t2 J9 Q- H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 J% l1 d6 T* x6 y/ i5 O1 A/ S) G真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% Z! O4 p. O1 ~9 b8 S* |. K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 c0 T& }$ n3 p# w$ g1 k  H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# m/ R7 ^+ l9 E5 ^真聪明，偶像啊

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. ~1 j2 v4 y; x; h" H: D! a) ]! B全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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) F" u) o0 Q# t3 G- Q% D7 ~全盘接受一下。

2 K# k/ x" K6 z9 X* J+ O: W9 a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

% N1 p& |6 I1 L& c% y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  b6 P2 U* l  @  ]: R你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) E! f+ \- |# L5 q' Z  h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ G5 p" U4 y8 [5 r) ?$ H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

4 A# _( k7 Y' b% J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
1 |& O' a- W' z6 K6 _' U3 Y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 H3 d4 w$ V0 n, V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. \/ u+ b$ j3 Q: _* K* b紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢