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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 J6 B' O' y5 |: m) t3 D2 S7 Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb7 i2 v6 ]- f% m& q2 S+ `
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 }2 F. Z9 c+ n  K' R& D. Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: h1 n+ D; F2 [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 g. x  V3 m+ l4 T: O) |3 E
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The! T/ c$ D0 l8 ^, t# l8 Y
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# X9 X5 H: @) j6 Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 O3 c7 r0 M. f" `0 E6 G0 i* t0 Eyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep( r4 p! y. D) V. R( t
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's. `2 Y8 Q; \: Z0 @" _. i
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' & k  B7 C- _+ r

; Z' N6 R3 u  ]: E+ @The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his, i' m2 ?- a4 f' J1 A0 Z! \, ~
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the- a( _3 Z6 t' w" ]7 k( n4 X) N
lawyer. 8 r9 _& O3 R2 F5 m  d! m( V) _+ a

3 W1 w7 l, S( _$ t  T3 L4 c! P  a9 cNow, it's the newfie's turn.5 z' z# K: j- B, |

- N, O! B4 {: [+ }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- z" O7 U0 P; W3 Z% N2 m0 S2 ~three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all% o3 l  ?  Y2 Z9 e
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all0 |( r  `) Q1 `
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ S. i" |0 n) hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and+ a" _# }: q5 a+ U0 y* z9 y0 A2 z
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right7 d$ ]7 g& ~0 Z+ U- f; ^
back to sleep.
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( z: G! Z" R9 k$ Q* r. R& E: KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He4 d) l5 z# t" f% q7 `% d
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  [& ?# [* ]8 T' q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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! B- M) @* z/ f$ }7 N# X, ?7 _The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5& ^3 W2 H, Z- h* z
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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; g7 w) D% ^% s% y$ [- |Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the4 N9 M, g3 k6 y" j; e' a- m1 h% J

$ q5 @1 `( ]4 N0 U9 n' C) h1 M  [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' z+ O. g+ t, u0 e" K4 K>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason   m* x0 g! P" s, L% F! `: K: ^
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the   l; E- v. m; f+ |( z: l
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, : C5 N7 v+ s* J2 ~
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct( ]- T1 R# Y/ D
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ( Y& j  l- v$ W' T4 u' m
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 5 a, c# U' l  [* r9 \
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three7 }  N! W5 T3 {" j2 R
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 8 V$ ~  v; D7 e, m9 f* g1 l
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 U+ I7 S5 g3 ?* M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 J" j" c  M* b9 v6 t>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ Y4 s/ Q- b- l1 `9 R" OA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& |$ w5 |( O: L, plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! U. g; A: `" {. c4 cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; H) [  E8 S2 f' g
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
6 g! f- M$ L+ i7 M4 i3 ~' T4 x“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 O' L. N$ g# K% w好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   `, V8 c! _0 r$ j' z  d7 {
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 T8 ^+ Y; O5 q; ~" f. K  K真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* V2 E2 j/ ~* [) _; \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) J' ]9 ~7 ~- y2 i+ t- R. ~2 M
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 H3 ]7 s0 q" J* t好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; m4 Y% l  M$ s1 t& a) c% w
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ) K; }; ]; P- R) _3 H4 M+ i
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/ P( D3 r$ [! q) @. ]$ p4 m1 F全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + v; G5 f4 g; L* }# {

  O  ]  Y- {7 H/ a3 o真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ \: I  K, w% T1 m2 c你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 X/ v3 v5 W9 c2 z9 D  o
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ D' H, }# u- u' p大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% J* r4 g( ^  n: i. w& n大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
8 S/ `) z  m" o+ d3 s( d大学教胖还差不多
4 t* r) e" D" [0 D) Y她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 _! h% ]/ W4 M/ P* N0 U紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% l: Q0 v7 e, ^说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  X. M, K5 T: E' H* m" S3 M; Z% R紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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