Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ i6 I3 F* u- H3 S  a- jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 R2 @2 X) }% p, {+ _5 |. y6 xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 M4 X9 k5 {: r" b! k! D! Y  ~the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! O$ y5 y, r. `7 d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. Y5 I# Y, e8 Y& ?7 G1 S6 v: W2 pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

: q7 y: M  ?9 R8 z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; L1 [, P, R3 D  H1 z will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

. i2 |2 N8 K: P% Z2 @% J+ }Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 m: E" n  S4 ?three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 I- V# `0 D! r) |2 Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 m9 |4 H/ ^' L) i* u' i3 ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 Z( L$ s  v/ A* `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

7 N  |4 _2 F# e5 q" X7 SThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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# I& S# p# u% i0 d: I'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

& o( `3 ^9 {" k! B: Y. FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% W  W3 l& N6 \4 n4 O0 Q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 T' ~4 ]: M0 d, C# o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) }7 M1 H6 B) w8 gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  N! |: M. `6 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- T; L6 {; _/ W' V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 Z. U& {$ `5 ~0 D! a2 }- C+ B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. t, a* |* t) w8 [真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 @7 n$ a4 A9 l! ~/ O全盘接受一下。

$ {  x4 Z5 N' D& G+ \$ C0 G6 ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ W) c' ?; L* o( H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



& G3 a, S9 o7 y' H, X5 ~* P别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& Y4 J% C/ M$ H! U' ]+ h4 c: E真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; J6 m% a& S6 D( {3 z她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
. M4 T4 W! i& H8 G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% H# y$ l# N+ k  i$ c3 E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) q7 q( N. `2 v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢