Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- a- C5 C+ X" g- B7 K2 t. q6 k* ^) v- h. olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ r  Z+ h, B% @& j- R5 N5 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, M" B0 i% I$ V- z/ Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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6 y- W  R. Q; W" k$ MNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) P" |" M- }+ Gthree legs, and comes down with four?'

( P# p% V4 A# E0 j; y' [7 D0 R3 SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 S5 o0 z0 h7 u) G- P# W7 ^; O( mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  f' g2 A$ \1 W+ ~# Hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( f+ E, M$ E* v# J& sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: ]% ~  e' M  F+ vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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& R  O! C' X+ {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- Y5 X4 E& U2 `; C6 F. B4 ^' nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 r4 e3 S) N' M2 C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 k6 k) z: c* L4 g: Q* x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& U! C0 l  j0 m5 O5 m8 Q( s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 T. z) r1 T1 E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ \' R  b$ P1 f5 Q( ^8 V, _& R2 E! c>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- t$ q6 ~$ Y- k, ?# I3 ?* R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% r5 ~5 `) Z; J7 |  c) c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 S& j/ O$ A2 U! B( Q& A* R. O$ i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 j) n/ A# ~6 Y7 L/ ?5 X* k! pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. q* I# r" b8 j8 U9 |* \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

" B) d9 R, ]2 `0 Z  u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* d" v) x* _. [5 i) R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 ]& G7 R9 M+ z& V6 M9 H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 ]1 L4 i3 z5 o' P真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ t3 u3 ^$ L* D! M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 H9 N$ \; @- ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

' |& `6 k9 U( ~. S( e8 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

" ]6 ?1 E) j$ S% x* c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* L: u% K6 }7 d9 z! k1 B5 I你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; t9 W3 R4 g( A& f( [+ x! ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 \/ t, I, Y2 b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% f& K* r7 D9 k. a( x2 h( n她是大学教瘦？
) b2 Z( V( G* g0 Y3 Q8 I9 y' B9 s% k大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ w. @3 C! l! R7 _, H4 b紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢