Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; I+ u! b# l" _0 Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& o# ^6 p3 ^9 d, a8 {  iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 w$ ^& b* |. H4 e. Wyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- G7 v! c3 [: U& ] will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& k6 ]- t# j1 ~; D8 A8 [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 A" B0 L/ J- W9 v; w/ uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- Y* i8 U+ k; [* bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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0 d. F4 J" [: Z8 aThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

' R4 W* @, F6 e& {. \1 wHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# h% l  E+ N2 tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# u& c& A" K$ ]; s+ Jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( S  ~( ?2 J0 ]  W  ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( s( R, A# m6 y' @back to sleep.
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5 P7 _5 B: i- zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

, k% n# ^2 ?2 H# o( k' V: S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 K' _# {* u8 A3 D' a8 z- s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* S9 l6 Q0 M0 w% ]1 R5 g, s>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: C0 ]: j! i- b) q4 X" ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 s, ]9 U. ~6 i: [5 z& O, v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* }5 E# _  f( G$ G, @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: }& f' {! L( I  P+ f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% F& O+ W& r6 `* klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- y3 j6 P( z9 z% g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ G# R" c( M( c) b$ z; [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 E3 [9 x& }: E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: n( P$ v  ~+ m! V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 Z/ l5 h, A4 N真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ q' N. U9 ^2 A真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) a3 r$ V& N  F1 ^# _  ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) C- ]' T) Y9 v2 @2 U+ K- j你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# w4 ]3 T) U! H! b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ d) [' V5 _: x6 p真博学，偶像啊。

7 v4 A2 h6 ]7 J! y. g0 t* L' D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 P& N; r" _( u' o说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢