Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ i! J& `: ~  Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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( k; b9 ~- q- C5 T; yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% l6 @% I7 n! \/ U/ s4 s1 ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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7 P' j2 J0 J/ Q3 ~* L; n$ wNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 d% T6 |+ e: E/ u; ethree legs, and comes down with four?'

* R! r' }% f5 V% }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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# x6 ]+ c( Y. y! `! F* OThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; b* C1 m  S5 x. R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; |) u6 j; s0 t6 s1 Q" O  B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 ~) q  S+ d6 C( d! `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* W+ F- B# L  P( p6 [>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 o3 B5 h" C# }4 Z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 P+ m8 i6 B& x) ?5 f>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 g0 |( R, S2 g. J4 ?# d$ y" c  l- a3 R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 S5 A8 ^; \5 E2 q" d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ o! L$ k2 B; H0 I8 i4 P* Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* P6 D  v, t! n! D+ ]& E1 [6 a4 athe newfie would l ...

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( b! b2 M/ o/ u/ `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* q2 l) B6 z5 R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& C3 i& a( {0 E2 i真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' I  |: d' r9 \+ o2 k$ P' ^) |# V真聪明，偶像啊

7 h! g" J* m4 |全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! L- Z- e1 e  d6 A! d& i( P( P  O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! e& ~' o. m8 R2 D* e' K多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

+ B+ G5 V9 V1 k: V+ c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. d# C3 J, N  h$ U9 ^+ S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
! D& U6 E8 }; ~* c# _  ^0 X大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; A7 t$ \. B3 X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 R" M/ t! k) n$ I% K, V" m哈哈，你们在这开小会呢