Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* w' a2 g4 b. t  dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# l4 D2 ^/ s# o7 \7 h# D; S" e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" C6 i& `, t0 X7 U+ t7 |4 S( G1 L" B lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- k; |' @8 e" _9 gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- f1 s+ T  J6 _9 VThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ E4 ?; M( \0 p0 }8 M7 tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 O& Y- C- b; ]7 {1 g% C% mlawyer.

: H+ e: o- A) {% L( V; aNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. z/ n4 P' j1 DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ R$ x  g/ P* B# Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) }& o/ V/ x$ \9 {9 h8 U' w) B' d) \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, C1 A$ W! D# {' }* ?back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! R: g4 B2 e- y  y5 N; I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, S2 J# i3 p5 l. M$ ^5 p; Z8 Z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. Y7 a: S! Z) P& a( P>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% w9 R/ J! U3 p$ Y7 I: R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( Q0 H. L; V; vA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' H/ S6 U  i" Y; U  ~5 F1 flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# B' t& a5 E4 _% W2 hthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 F# u. @, [5 v" u% ]5 k4 \真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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9 t* b7 M' ]0 l* C4 ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' h  d: T3 i) L8 [: U4 k4 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 K- G1 C; t7 Q) _# {3 s真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


, k6 C3 |# B; L* f/ F全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

4 p9 w' [5 i; u, \1 l+ b7 ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# z+ E( N# U: a  s; ^; T多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- `6 K1 n; _& ^! D4 Q真博学，偶像啊。

9 H2 E3 O  ^* I- n, u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) J0 D3 q4 o, w; @7 W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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% B+ g/ D; }7 u5 X% I  H* W; ?  u3 ^, W哈哈，你们在这开小会呢