Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ r) q1 l* [' W2 Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( [1 u0 ?6 |% O+ K8 R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' L) u0 z7 C2 t' H7 @ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 \& ^2 e+ j. k2 u6 i: Iyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 V7 L: A$ R- J% o+ p- K will pay you $500.

; r. B- F0 d  X: Q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* h9 i; J1 H1 w0 tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' g6 L. y" S0 n- g9 u$ {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- e9 G/ Y/ _" m9 Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 h7 |% Z* M; Nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

% r8 n  |! p* h0 p' h- VThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 E, @2 W+ l0 |6 [( x2 Dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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& y: _7 F* y, b' u; o  x0 h& u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 b, N0 i+ J- ?% cand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

+ r; e0 r3 m. O0 hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* M$ r- y: d; [# J  S>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, w4 u2 \4 F; H* s! ]/ L8 K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; S- N$ |7 R- T" `& N) Z- P( f3 X>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) A, L- i7 m6 [+ E) M>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; Z: `# R2 i, ^8 H! n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( G( P" L2 I1 G5 L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ Y- ^0 t0 `% q, `- l1 v% j8 Y" d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 S+ i0 O# B, C, J  @* M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 |* {3 E" ~+ s. H+ V1 h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  ~9 G, A% q. B; C0 }1 S' ~8 z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 d5 T4 u( H9 B4 y5 J+ O7 a% v: I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* I5 i8 `9 U' d2 M; Z4 G0 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 X0 Z! n( Y- K. r真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 W7 o- J$ S* B# }; m% g. b全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. V& B$ A8 x! F  D你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% l+ D0 S+ C4 G0 v) T8 o" W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" g0 K' _6 e1 I1 F3 J% D多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; v) @4 h1 q' Q6 m真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 K! ^; A1 _% J- E1 T& y' |她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 u& K: ?0 D- G! x& Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' W- Q3 f2 ]; z. e5 M7 `说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- U  F8 x6 H* ?( `3 V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 D! G3 H3 b4 K1 v: Z: p哈哈，你们在这开小会呢