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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) D+ Q0 }, |7 W- N! J, B8 m
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ z& x; N* B, ^+ f- a
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if( x! B$ g! V0 O  K  ~# C
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) G; g! C5 Q" D! s6 E1 E! Y* w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 n/ d3 l" J9 C8 ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 o* K1 X0 a5 f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  l. C6 @6 A5 O' k8 L0 V8 m
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,* Y3 J% q1 t+ [, N$ A
you pay me only $5.
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9 d$ {# U; _0 B5 N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I7 ]' u0 ^& i/ Z/ q* Z1 T
will pay you $500. + I8 f5 ~, z* Y3 K, c# e) l  J

& f' E8 s3 [: B# ?$ p. Q$ |( Q, h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 h* c( G& {1 n+ t1 [' Othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. " \& u- z4 O4 u9 y! J) n! Q9 l7 ^

9 c5 C6 }; ?  Z1 H# vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's# g6 a( Z/ }' W* o
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ; l. S) O7 a+ X: K( A
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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& ~, _4 q. ~1 U4 m; k8 bNow, it's the newfie's turn.. h# L/ q3 J; v% j
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with. o: n& k; K: w  ?( x
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: l/ l  N; O6 y: Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 d# J& V2 Z* x. }5 D( [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 d" z" p! z5 a% |" G" U% Lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 u/ J* g3 z# i% h& x2 I4 f- a
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ R; I. d3 X) o% {, D
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He) y% |% A' N7 {' P* s+ w
wakes the newfie up and asks, & ?" W! I6 A6 n' y% r2 \& q( ?6 p

* J# H) b6 C( e" y+ t3 _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- g# f$ n" j( f# a( i8 k/ J8 v
comes down with four?' : u7 g, P0 ?+ c
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# l, M9 Y" j' I1 g1 g+ J3 @- B1 A
and goes back to sleep.2 a! W% E# L0 ^! E% A: m

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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# z% ~$ V0 N* j4 k5 {Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two + Z" V  e4 V7 |) b6 Z1 [
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& c+ T( V4 l# k( c/ M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 4 s5 W. d4 _( g
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- X7 x5 k, m) i0 y6 {$ U- Z/ y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 X7 i4 |, `# r* W6 M- b7 P>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 8 k. w' \6 M1 F
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 H) Z& ~" M8 E6 Y5 T9 K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more , g  b- Q+ \) O6 K. N' S% b8 r
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 \, {7 _9 b  a! ?: ^# x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- Z2 r+ O, S1 L& Z9 k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's / }" D1 k4 R9 b; C3 ]5 q
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% Z4 ]+ q/ B2 A6 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand . O; ]$ Y+ w# `7 w. O' {1 c) g
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ' _5 [- |- Z. s! ?5 B0 `
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' _$ }5 v+ Y6 D9 h: Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ y3 y% ~. v$ s' |# Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 u* j# n- y5 m4 n( `
the newfie would l ...

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% i( d% v/ t, ~% L4 b7 x/ E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 h# D1 o4 J! j% ^5 \% a
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,7 ?6 j. ~2 R/ g: E
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 o3 x$ P+ F; I2 @: d
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* M, E. U) k/ L' R. |; [: s真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% Y/ E& ^* H9 }: y2 `1 z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& f9 `" o1 S/ }) T* K4 M% p
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! z. x6 R( z/ u6 w
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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+ P) d9 B+ [$ |全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 + B* p7 r; F1 e9 k( X% ?! d6 P

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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9 Z' _9 A6 S. M: s4 ^0 [8 V5 f8 O真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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7 t' G" o( n3 V8 r- b$ G$ k别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , v' @  X2 a+ I) J! v
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ O; @- L7 E& ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! u8 w, S0 {( u/ t多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* n6 U; L4 B5 g( D- G真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 1 D1 J: t% T6 N8 d

; C" k( Y. q7 f. W/ c; Q/ }大学教授哦,能不剥削?

1 h6 b" y8 N& n, T. [& Q# N4 O8 d她是大学教瘦?
7 w2 w1 B+ u9 D) f5 {大学教胖还差不多
2 }6 q% ^$ g, w+ H她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 n# i$ T: }' i* r2 L
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ `5 D8 A& u! d; T. N" v说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 D1 |5 [( _( v. G5 o: W紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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