Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 X8 @' e, e: v6 G0 ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ W' _  G! p1 _; U3 }4 J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  r# v! F  I) y- b, V) Z# L! @5 a( { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 b& B/ F4 r$ A% U8 oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" W3 e3 Y% c! ryou pay me only $5.

. K, S2 v; j# n4 O7 A7 a4 X, } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: E) W' f( v/ g0 E8 i! ?8 S; z' F$ j will pay you $500.

8 O% A$ d7 M6 H; {; N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ b; K, \* v. Q9 mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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. T& _: ?' a* S  a1 u3 KHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 F3 k2 T6 [- l  L+ Bthree legs, and comes down with four?'

, n! }' m/ d" s' I, k8 z" XThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; m* x: y# w1 Sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* o" \: |# Q8 Q2 {; phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

8 [: b" U9 J" b, C9 oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 Z+ ^3 ?  `% Q3 Q) U: u+ b- swakes the newfie up and asks,
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: L$ l! p9 t7 o6 u) P. V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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& j9 C; `5 J* `' w% \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; k' l" ^8 i6 {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: n7 o' V3 t3 h, e! V' n# A>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, j" m# V; a9 U# O* G5 {# I>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

) F5 V% i( {. I8 _: N! n>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ y& x! x* Z8 i1 n% L& Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- J( O4 W+ U* o3 C2 m. C! e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ Q; R$ V- O! n/ v% k3 F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ A+ ^6 X7 l% j. X6 M0 y$ R# l1 pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 ]0 S4 A. e! Z& \) D4 g$ Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) r7 |7 P6 w4 a* X. k/ _7 Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ }+ j2 Q$ C1 j+ P) u. x& {the newfie would l ...

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8 f, N- \+ ^# ~/ B* p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( A0 g5 c: P+ O8 A, D5 A5 b5 Q2 u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. i! r) a3 j8 z0 D% g; p* _8 {  `真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 [* X; q0 l0 Y. x& g# o( r: W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% {& ?  V. D8 ]4 a. ^7 o真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


2 k  r7 @/ R+ N& ]+ @2 n! N) ]全盘接受一下。

' o3 h: |& Q. P% e, ^4 @2 k: V( M* A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

  Y, h6 i: b- y; w& T0 A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

$ Y8 _% e6 _. {2 q3 F5 c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% n* l6 n4 L# L" Y" C% `+ h" w别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ S1 y1 e+ o, Z/ l6 W你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; x5 D( Q5 N! Q! a, L真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- B0 S3 b, e9 B. p) e她是大学教瘦？
3 b. Y! v+ t/ Q大学教胖还差不多
* I( j. i8 D5 s她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' u4 M) O6 n  P& d6 U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 U) z3 O" o' U3 i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 X. k( }* W3 u哈哈，你们在这开小会呢