Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ U& S( N1 L. a6 c: V" Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 G. z/ a- g2 {. R0 s* ]) K( w' fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
0 T0 a4 @' ]5 ]; n8 G The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 Y! D% C0 C- D7 h2 R( g" P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, P7 k( {2 m5 G$ g; q. W; Cyou pay me only $5.

. E  P9 R9 l/ R; U: Y: F You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

* n* S4 j" ^7 M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 o. V6 }7 O# Q7 s6 n. f9 eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; R: ]5 d2 I3 ]# ~6 K( dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* r# y# E0 i' A: r  r) l* n/ kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ ^/ b9 y5 x0 s+ l! Q) I/ C6 [three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

6 h( Z2 z8 \$ ?' r" T( jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* E. b. g& c7 f* w7 p, @wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ t2 T% {) w; u* Lcomes down with four?'

& n" b( S7 P1 t, `! a  P' \) p) pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. k3 m5 U$ ~* b) u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. h! u3 ^# Z! A' j6 N* K% d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( |  B' J7 r+ ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 z' m8 O9 |$ K$ V/ j, N6 {>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; @. ?( |3 c' M& X3 E+ [1 P0 e>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' ~8 b; T% g1 N. O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: p$ W! F5 I3 M4 ~8 e7 R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 W, A$ C- }4 s0 f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( m( v7 j# y5 M$ [$ @( Y- X* kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 @, n. M3 ]5 Q, E9 r& olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 w. @, ~' @6 t8 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

9 Q* C. i; a3 L$ \2 j3 d4 u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 s' k  L7 Q( k! q! |$ Q5 \* d" L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 U! T4 y! o& \2 H8 K. O! Y: Z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ I' v/ z5 Y' q" d; g真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# @7 _- z* ], w& v# Z真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* y9 V+ G' x  D全盘接受一下。

: }) w1 j  v/ j# P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ E! k6 |5 m- R( |1 p' m+ S% `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

5 i( G- ?3 B4 q6 S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 u5 \4 @% e, [8 |* {! ?6 H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 f$ g7 W" E% D4 i她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ d) g* `3 A% N! f0 n她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 c8 T1 S' |- u- u1 s! m0 U+ o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢