Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" r9 a9 H* J6 r+ X/ `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
7 L( q0 l# {4 M! v8 Q3 @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% k2 b* k9 k; ]+ L* u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' @& v) Y; b3 L4 |9 Cyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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/ Q+ R6 [( {+ P, ^ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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( D4 W% m9 d% ?$ tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' A, k' t$ s( ~3 \& E" o+ h1 n4 dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ T) Y( m' j( U; E6 A3 b4 Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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3 S9 j$ n3 I4 U0 i- VThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- v: O% b2 E% ~- ]  Zwakes the newfie up and asks,

- G! i8 j4 i! L% t# z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; g6 O4 ^% t' @7 W  P! R2 Icomes down with four?'

5 I% q/ w$ K1 k; s( `& dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  y3 a& y% d% x2 |, L1 S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ Z4 ]5 m2 h+ D% ?: M) O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 N; Y+ Q3 e( z* L! `+ r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; r! I' c" w; H4 Q, T2 j/ e8 ?2 Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 V4 s: M% W8 {! j& Xthe newfie would l ...

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% G7 [. D, \/ [8 h. y0 t, a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: @6 h$ M; ?5 X# Z8 H5 ^. J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 d3 s9 K4 t$ @# K* O2 b+ M: v" q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" `+ ]" r$ M- P5 N1 X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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, v# U2 D( {) L  H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) W+ l! s- G# ?) a& I0 a7 q$ z6 h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: R  D+ T6 `" S" V真聪明，偶像啊

- ]  x( {+ ~$ m+ {' l! |: E5 |全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: ~- J) w$ W$ a4 G  V0 p+ a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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0 }) X5 }& ]$ b8 ~8 u  L' \* ?2 u别把我往坏路上领啊。

! C- @4 \/ m$ T你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 s6 r7 Z+ B# l% f" y她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 B5 W* a" n% b3 l2 U6 K! U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ `: M4 }9 ?2 Q: r7 M4 x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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