Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' L& I5 Q  ^& S6 L% A0 } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 j8 I- K% k6 Z9 K# P9 k lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 i2 q: E! K3 n7 k2 h2 I  j/ Myou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; `& k0 [( _! zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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9 p+ r0 R# f  b# Y0 MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 Y- U! ~$ q4 N% v0 d% u+ o6 Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

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three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' L% m  Y2 F1 |' K; m3 E0 o+ ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% ?) U1 d' [; n+ D9 I# xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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- o! g2 P* o8 S% N  B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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9 Z( Y4 M# r) a5 i; y; sLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) [" R+ a6 L# U6 I3 k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% _( y3 x- L+ O0 I. H+ f8 G& C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" F7 w( v, C. q* C: a6 |$ b( W>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 P: U4 \" b# \8 Y  B>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; s6 _( `- n3 f# @  ?A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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$ I# {1 D, G/ L3 o1 n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% q  j) f8 W/ t8 R- R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( _+ j# F8 j# R8 O1 V) O- Z! ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

) s6 `1 H" a1 ~2 c3 d2 l+ h0 x) _: N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& c1 p/ w9 Z$ o: d1 _- S( K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  r$ q# F1 [/ u/ g% f& C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 _+ w0 ^0 v# X" d0 I$ P# w3 c她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# L- C, \: A' K5 p( f2 Q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 L* s8 |( y5 x1 W+ N% a# e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 R1 T) f% P) ~' f* j- k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 H8 U& h( d- }6 Z+ U8 M* P( l哈哈，你们在这开小会呢