Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 X- D8 s  j' y- Z' e! a4 u8 | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 g- h8 u) k8 L/ ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( o7 @" ^# W$ c+ Pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 c7 F/ W% M: \  [4 ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- d9 ?5 P! o  q& [% `. J1 }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 L3 O- ~) f% F4 J# z4 wThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 S% h& N& n) j; J) a; Llawyer.
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6 A) k4 o( F7 Z- lNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 B$ O- a* h; v* o2 l) P' dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& ~: \6 F1 y: @8 ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 L  |) |1 l( v4 u; hback to sleep.

# Q$ K5 T/ J1 v) IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% B0 s( D9 }2 x$ bwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& q; E- c3 b9 r* _4 Hcomes down with four?'
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( H5 Z0 l' u0 a* G% l5 wThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 T3 ^, R# j" x+ F; N! Gand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. L4 H0 {: j! o4 ]# @# ^2 u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 k/ w: l9 V4 b" d) T>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: ]5 W2 G1 B$ |, f* g( g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  B9 |3 C. e1 y1 V- r) C5 `>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 l1 |! q5 c' e  M8 m  }>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ _# m, ~- |" y; j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 |( }# O& D' F8 f4 E2 p/ F; c+ X4 o' ~' Q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! R" [6 y9 _" G9 }1 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, b4 X1 Q, W* K: \“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 a. |# r: d$ e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

; @% D9 ^2 t  ?' ~0 l$ L  m全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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% a+ A: L8 I  ~. G全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

! l! U6 d7 x0 n# z' ^0 m( D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
; Y9 L( ^+ ~( }! V+ Y0 M大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 |+ Y! D5 q- f4 O! W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢