Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 A" \! l2 R$ W6 t4 ~5 \- h- `6 Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 V& X  q# f/ y" B' T) P& ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. ]0 P( Z% W6 G& ?" m6 lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* n( h: e  R9 t/ U, Q7 b The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! z) ^! Q3 j6 \4 y: i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. j# _' O% u: V- |6 Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 W! c6 n- f: B  ]9 ^1 vyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 N6 w6 N) u% a" B will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) `+ ~) C2 N; Y" p& N6 b" {/ O; Dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" L" L# g0 b3 }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ \" ?% Z8 E. C( J9 D" [6 ]1 g. {the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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9 X( v- u" _+ i6 \- A, YNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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* Q- G2 p7 O0 yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 S' O& U- w) R3 K( l0 o; n8 K2 wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

/ G9 [7 T- O# f5 }7 `* }2 Z8 dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 _7 Z7 n& y% kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  D) u# d6 K' T, k: Y4 F! K! zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

- A4 t0 A) Z% k! V( Z1 u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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/ b* ?/ @3 r, v" D! pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: h( i  _/ h/ r1 ]3 G. Vand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 \* Z2 B7 Y( v( `, ?- U& g& i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 f, ]9 y9 [: q$ W8 I>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- }0 S4 [* E5 Y' A. _0 D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) O5 Z( u3 n9 [% o/ f$ X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; ?. h, E( M. l& M. W3 R* ]5 d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- r3 ?2 J) o% M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! t0 p7 X- j0 ~! s0 i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( ?7 s& L! g5 x& klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% E6 s+ {9 L. V; d2 n7 C1 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ k! Q9 g5 l. g# b; lthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: d# p: C" L3 \# n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 I5 B5 z: g# ]" I0 }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; t5 z$ U- ]" L" {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ s1 Z: m# I1 Q2 `" t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& N  @* Q0 G- E% E& f& ?真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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& _5 B9 @! l  D) J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( [3 p4 o$ y) y% `. `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! ~$ o& E+ i) D0 A# W( Q' |$ W别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



4 H1 I$ N- _/ f0 G: P别把我往坏路上领啊。

- e' Y" W( N1 I4 d6 }. _4 a3 s你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 z9 @  p+ ^( F! X7 n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# b/ c/ V  }0 h, i. J' n7 m多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) e( Z9 q: g6 x8 L! v- x真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
! n3 a- n4 O# R! G3 Y$ u& o: Q* A大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' d9 j) J6 r8 L( }6 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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