Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, [7 G; f4 Y$ Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 }% W/ l" w2 m+ P6 Xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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, |9 @6 Q1 a$ ~3 ~4 m  X! e$ k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& C  u2 N9 J2 f+ h* h4 u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 A/ o2 u0 k. J& Q# Y) v( Z9 U" O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& C2 z+ s6 t' _3 E  aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. s. C3 @2 k* x  e" P. y1 a" H0 zyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

9 {. f4 z$ P' @Now, it's the newfie's turn.

7 S$ {* w9 T" yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, H  H  v, G: f& u! s5 Ithree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: Z. x% W9 w8 K* s/ g6 bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" X& W7 U  e4 L: Y6 Hback to sleep.

5 w7 l9 c8 K' E( N$ `1 FThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" z# V1 |; O! d( Fwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& N% D: f& E5 p3 s+ W. Z4 Bcomes down with four?'
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2 Y( Q0 j% N: n3 t* c0 R8 \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. q* \  p6 z* j# H& N6 Vand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: M# _- o! V* ~3 Y1 [+ w: ]>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; G6 S8 S/ g5 _% u" U9 ~* \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 f# ?4 W* a! R8 c4 r/ `4 k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
2 s* U5 x/ c, O- ]: h) W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ v5 O' v8 g% O' c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 G8 p" Z9 i9 T* A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 ]  w* f8 r3 d1 D! q8 ~: c: Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 X- |8 C( `3 f5 N1 V>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ F: `5 A  T+ r5 _" hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% l5 H" g1 ^; n$ K7 I1 Y" D$ rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# J, H) F7 s0 l$ c+ W( O) F9 k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# \- f1 P$ G" M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ ]! ?  _6 k- h0 D* `7 {2 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: C  U8 @7 d' t$ H2 i9 N0 H真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ U5 S/ o& w6 I( G+ ?7 A真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% r5 {8 S" D; \, R别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ P. o& t1 Z( ?8 F( p1 w你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. C/ z9 i2 r/ k5 j7 K  r0 L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  ^: d- K' n5 ^* z! p5 {真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ }5 N7 }* F" C+ o3 A  w' _5 P, p& r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% E' V& V* ^, r* Y; e; i她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' d7 }: ?2 U' H$ M7 `4 C$ ^+ [她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 [! N3 e1 X+ V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 e  }) `; m/ [) @3 O  X! e+ s说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢