Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* `8 p1 x" {' ?) t% }1 o+ I9 n% Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 B( B1 c! k" y: P) ~! @' hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 n7 O4 P4 a" {# C/ k. _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 V0 g- a  n& l* R3 I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ j6 T( O& J: L' W% O& x lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 ?6 I# l& J, N  l1 vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 `' l. N. ^& u! D. D/ Lyou pay me only $5.
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" ]8 Q  U9 S/ R0 s' }/ s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

8 Y% s$ ^$ G7 \  {; F  x  c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  R0 h. ?; S4 M* z* n, |# z5 a6 FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 @- S/ x5 ?6 qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 Q) N/ D, K' O: kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
* F6 A1 N/ ]9 ?  ?; i7 |4 qlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

& r+ ?- l6 J0 x$ l/ y# h: LThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! {) n" m3 U% Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- o' g. e4 h. x" h# l: F* ~wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# A) m  ~5 ~& tand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% g2 p1 k% V6 t>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) P5 @4 H4 C' g* k! i+ ]>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

) P# f" T. G3 A( G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 [! Y5 S$ z" D( U- `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ R6 Z6 n# x/ G' j% r$ L3 r) x2 [  j>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

7 h  ^0 W8 o% H1 b, T>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, p5 h* j9 i; b* j. X3 h6 _. l>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 F5 \: H6 C( ?! p) r9 `0 s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 R: n8 r% r3 m( b3 ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; [5 }% o6 V6 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 n% k( f! E; Y: G, ~真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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8 M3 ?1 x# d2 K, e6 [, F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: e$ u+ |  B. d. V  ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* i% X7 s2 P8 W! g& k, |真聪明，偶像啊

' @: }1 h8 y5 R  L* s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) E& I; ~1 u0 j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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# G6 O1 M) W9 P( P+ `  a别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 `% q, z# g1 x; t7 G0 s4 c! t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 y% V! Y$ p1 ?! d" k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( E# I' K8 q; [0 Q! O$ u$ ]0 H哈哈，你们在这开小会呢