Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( Z0 w1 b; I% W" Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* V+ u# `8 n! k" p5 Y" G2 Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 D# `% \/ G/ vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* a6 }  l' e* n: _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% Y$ x+ X2 V7 j4 }+ S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

- f% `  w- i, j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" G! U7 C# q! f1 H7 q+ T9 lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  L3 ^. W, P5 IThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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. S; Y2 n# s6 _, d! w) Y; CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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6 [: k1 p! w( H. K) CNow, it's the newfie's turn.

# `# Y8 t2 v$ C4 Q0 dHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 k4 [) W7 D, w/ \4 P& bthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 Q  Z0 I& W4 T1 {$ W5 chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 J4 Z  c8 _5 @" s  E; k) mback to sleep.
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% Z% l4 G" B2 h" K8 J) yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- E: v( v+ q  ~% ycomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 v  O  E. m7 h+ o" I>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, i2 A4 T. X0 C0 `& E& z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ J, z) X/ M5 _7 c, C, C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

3 |9 ^7 u  L4 T! n8 @& P- w# H>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ B& e% j0 y3 S) d( y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 N# h. h. `- p. i9 `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ u/ e9 H) |/ B6 \  [1 LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% D5 M, ]* m4 m2 [& T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; U2 O. b) f) M) e! R! m/ x“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& H2 b4 {5 h% z) `真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 R7 ^+ B# ]) e7 U" y8 S& h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ H0 v1 |+ k! F- G) ^真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! K: F3 K$ E0 e2 Q3 ^( |8 s真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

$ ?' W- ?1 R" H
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

; G% C$ o6 Y6 G: r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 y0 g5 |1 |% k+ C4 j/ J2 S* G多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
1 |7 y2 G0 b8 G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: c8 Z9 s8 n* N+ d( l8 T7 i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  M5 E0 u& y' y! d/ g3 b. p8 K哈哈，你们在这开小会呢