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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! D  K. Q  f/ A0 m& T1 v+ a1 M+ G! P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( c4 B% M2 p" I. wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- W/ {3 {5 h2 f0 M
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ! h) L% n! c8 c7 z+ t5 s
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. d3 o% E$ h: @/ Z1 t
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The: t7 {3 `8 n' X& K
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( ]8 Y' g( U5 V* D% |7 Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,2 c* u( \" r0 `, q! `- G' G
you pay me only $5.
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$ {) i- X1 k# j You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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7 i; W, ?7 c4 [( kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's/ e. \. x7 A* F9 h& i( A8 [1 i
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' " \0 D+ N7 M5 O. ?% R, A2 [

) z! `  G# m6 n; |The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 _  k5 E3 r7 Y, O! `5 Npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.# _# A, p, L4 X5 H+ t  ~
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with+ N. J8 o# l+ y5 v5 f
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all4 Y4 g$ A4 v9 j# _: }. u. N
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all1 L( L! {) n7 \% ?6 V) m
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 L5 H# l8 ~3 |; U4 o5 {of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# J+ ~2 k! x+ k) p. Ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 z" G- M$ D6 Y/ ^# d- C* v; iback to sleep. 1 R2 t2 X; y" v
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 K, G: B. a. ~
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and1 w/ d1 |3 n) f0 }1 [
comes down with four?' + E/ f& x7 T- h) {. X+ w

' e2 e) ]- H) h  }! W0 m" NThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, E' C. B2 n7 n; [8 Z- t4 Land goes back to sleep.3 @; t' c7 z, W3 p/ U( @- n$ }  Y: x

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!9 ?. M/ b; J" X. S
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the" _8 v: J2 o6 H* M
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 A: R) w, Y9 s! n+ S4 F+ ?>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason " T  l# f% X) N6 M
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ; ?- W$ r2 A0 X8 Q; [+ H
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, $ n4 |: v# i7 v6 H+ [8 e% L4 E, {+ G
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct* w& ?5 L! n  b, n: b/ D# _
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 1 P9 ], l3 T# z9 K
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' s7 }/ B  Z* Z1 b* s5 A7 b>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 P  S+ s/ D# r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, $ e4 t  h$ Z* u7 q
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three$ [, N* f1 i5 I/ {9 O2 E2 L

3 B* q2 _  x' K  ?4 Y$ e9 y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: }8 W4 F' J9 [3 o" g9 D>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the : P9 N) A  v8 e- ^
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & R9 t  M/ W; A
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, l) {, i; Z$ X9 S. f
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 d$ E8 H8 E) V6 kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 s* J. E4 o* S+ H- g/ Ithe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
/ ~! Z# r% t  Q/ J6 M“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
! j* m% z$ g1 s: T- D) i8 v好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . C# ?- u' A6 C$ a' F/ h
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: `. p) [* P' L% B/ v" Q真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 / M6 b0 i: e% Y+ G/ [

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 e+ c, k  ^+ I; @, }- T“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,6 A  i9 g: c* m
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 T6 g  ^5 p1 F( E- Y! V" D

* \4 S4 i& v8 E2 j真聪明,偶像啊

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  E" f8 o/ z6 H全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 5 E8 ~; u- C3 {: }, _- P
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, {0 p* r, z3 T3 r真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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. O6 N6 w! ~% Q7 F7 O别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 ]+ X  l( @) I/ M; H  q1 c: k你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # T- ^: P! C4 r7 j  ~% B, _( M4 w
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 y5 W9 j- _) V# z多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! W6 {0 v+ m5 O5 _6 {- h: o大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

/ \# B+ s6 Z/ i1 e0 G- \" V/ k6 A/ s她是大学教瘦?+ B: W/ _+ F9 R  A" H, r0 R
大学教胖还差不多 ; Y; n* e/ B9 w3 K9 F8 C0 B3 X
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 Z9 s) `1 K( M
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' Y; V1 Q8 T, n; R& m' u3 v& e+ z说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 Y9 ^) F$ o9 m0 S6 u% @紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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