Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. U7 r/ r* ^8 m  l& X# Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* ]3 w# z8 j3 k. hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 o+ _: q# [% {& G1 B3 _  `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: A0 F% Q# o( P- @9 s0 |3 j- o2 U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* k$ b% M0 H: n/ \) X" e: d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 G6 T' P; d6 M: U lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 I7 h0 D+ Z1 ]* O) Lyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 T9 z; |6 W/ P! H% J- v will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) ~1 X: M% m, X8 H0 ~; P% L" othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( h7 S* R9 o4 X: ]- y6 q& c; Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
# V# n  [- k8 v5 d; _4 Z+ m* Ylawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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! q& E' ?( H* q. o9 B2 A0 O. CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' a9 @; f$ w# t4 C+ O( ^9 C4 wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

3 H" l& C) `6 ~( j/ JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 w6 \* o- H. t6 wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 y% ?* i& `2 @+ {4 T; Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- x' o3 z! ~$ X9 F8 A' I8 fback to sleep.
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( `! g9 M1 }5 }* z3 z7 V6 TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

+ O8 x& Z2 t( b7 g, f1 ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) A; K" S, R- z7 `! T: F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' C- K  p$ g! s. l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 F5 s2 K. a0 |; J' Z0 o+ p>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 t! T' _7 u0 e. U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! T- a2 N; N0 B- Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 r7 S, Z! p1 \1 tA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 z& i9 X: S- r6 a1 F3 glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 M; k. I! r0 H. @. n, C8 Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 T" N+ C; B% s* t' p+ {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 g' u) |* O# \  I% N( x" r真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



, A5 O/ `/ W$ I8 Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 f/ F  L1 u& b) d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 s+ y: n% ~$ W! W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- {9 H' C8 D' G; y1 d' e真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. W4 O# u5 [1 g2 r9 s7 H真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

: ?8 p7 D8 p" x# a. ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% |4 b0 r" B4 k( i* r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 U+ K2 M( H8 l" E( F- j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% u& V  E/ Y3 [6 U0 y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  _- Y0 Y  F+ W说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 T8 t, C  O; Z; n& ~4 ^' _; |. b6 A; q) L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢