Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( A; V  f+ m! M& W& ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. T+ T# P1 \+ A% s! `5 n he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) Y! W& ]! p* B1 I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* H1 p5 U7 ]: m0 e will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: ]$ n, ~9 a2 u; K" C0 d) n! Cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- f: A2 a& g+ ~1 R$ n6 t8 `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

& q) Z6 @/ T2 e- L) f$ T* xThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ Q1 U) T1 w' ?7 g# ]lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  g* |1 O+ g+ I, M$ p$ ~three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( H: g( B' D( ?# M/ {the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- [" g. `+ m8 _4 `- Z- ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

# o. E6 a! u4 I- mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
& M& W% _& A3 b& x" v( N) v. Oand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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3 m0 w  S' l* D3 s( Q, XLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 B7 I+ ~5 O- A& u+ E4 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  u* O/ Z4 h- a5 [) U) S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. K  M0 ]0 L4 `, M. m" l2 c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 ]% Y, @: q8 ]# i8 z+ D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; K2 X. O5 w1 n+ ^  \( i>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) G( P& a' m2 q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) B* s$ X3 V5 d>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ B" p" G: v/ I# g. ?>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! M: d% c5 L3 P5 Y( ~$ T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! o( N9 _7 @( h% D9 HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 h( ?% R+ `5 m; [0 G* J5 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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0 M) N2 i9 j' I- e! d; x
5 \8 e" p# J$ h  I: E& H, i* c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 J3 J4 o& C& d  ?& X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; V4 V8 x* v* c4 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# ^, D+ W/ }2 P- H7 {9 _) K真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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1 G3 p2 H$ F( o" D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# v3 [3 k3 Y0 G+ T7 _3 ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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. E$ g  ^$ j3 ?, ~( e) {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

; i7 ~& N) A4 A) O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) `; F1 U" P& n1 p4 y: n; u7 V, Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 T) c5 Q+ l, X% }% e) Y: ?你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

9 u5 n' ^$ V: `7 l& F2 G2 x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 p$ I6 o4 K( y, D/ m5 V- l/ c& T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. s1 p: v' r; v" {0 R$ N她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' ~8 h. L. ~2 D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) H! M( ?% T# C# M  r% f$ d2 g- B2 e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% d# _* R3 B" P% _" T( j4 L哈哈，你们在这开小会呢