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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 o+ w+ e3 x; g7 Y1 ]5 F4 }8 ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& W2 Z! M1 s) S% p$ l9 Ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ J' p2 I' j" D6 M/ _
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 s2 ~/ [# O8 u7 [+ m
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* |7 h" b3 `# O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ }; \8 ]6 Z; L& r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I/ ~# `+ j# }) p, P! C
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. `  C8 F) c* q0 Z' ]7 T' i9 V- }you pay me only $5. 1 L1 C1 E, J: T

; G' R$ U  v: k8 `; R. @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep9 p$ T9 S' h- u4 L1 z
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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; f+ V1 ?8 l8 N4 P; IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; I" z+ V0 B& M. w. r, Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the4 l# Z) r$ r* t1 H; O1 p/ |  x
lawyer. - }0 j+ L1 ^7 q. ?
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 k& M1 U0 E% M7 O0 [+ T5 uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" F$ b9 K+ F3 s# u* Q) o7 S6 P/ Athree legs, and comes down with four?' 4 \/ [3 P& Y" I$ m) s) m% C

2 |( B8 c3 w, ~/ y# E  g' uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all4 M8 h: k4 B4 P4 v
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all* ?% G5 l6 v5 h/ H1 s
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour2 u" C  Y$ [. T, f- ?7 t
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. ) O$ _" A1 w! g+ h# V

; @3 N) l* @1 J7 `1 _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He7 M) G: P: |, a" D5 d$ u' R
wakes the newfie up and asks, $ v& ]4 w7 o$ G2 j2 }4 F
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. w5 X4 ?! J& x' d" Q/ K1 E  |
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!) r2 _% J9 L) x9 S

  P/ E5 ]" j0 ^' f8 {0 F% E0 RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the  D4 q+ K' M7 i5 K; L. o
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& \: n  ?( W9 @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason   s; A: G7 u( t" h% g
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 P, J& P3 L8 t) ]9 C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ V# n6 b/ l# L  _  m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* E8 E6 F/ ~; v1 t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a   _) c: w! E7 o0 W' n
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 0 Q7 @: ?: T7 }% A/ Q  Y% C2 S
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's $ @- `, D0 h; o$ x* N# `
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' V& K- O" u& j; }' Y* i! b% t0 @* c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ' Q3 y0 F9 x" G, n! |. V( x& a1 L- R
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 A+ q% ~/ @1 H+ `. [) ^8 o
the newfie would l ...

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; s# `& e# `" E7 q; Y* R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
/ H* s: T$ h5 o3 u9 F' k“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,$ N% L0 m% t0 k" S+ M; c. W# V
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 S6 _6 D1 p2 y- w, I加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; {  Q8 O' n8 r5 e/ S- o7 @真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ K1 m7 w9 `3 p2 [! x+ W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& a0 l! n: P( N* R7 ~* l“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 \, Z& a( h6 s9 f5 i, k好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 , v7 O- _$ }. \' X8 \& G

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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: a5 }4 j) [9 ?6 z真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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6 v9 q; I7 M2 L% }8 [, H, E- r, b别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 g0 W* \% u, T1 R1 c" g* B别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 ^  k. L$ M- l: o加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* V/ S. W* L- Q) m6 D多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / P7 g2 a/ C* I7 }4 K3 @1 Q( q
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真博学,偶像啊。

) X( J: X' f6 p! s  H: E7 b大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 - I' k3 ^: C* _! [
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

% x7 M0 e8 Y+ x7 s她是大学教瘦?+ O+ i0 @5 J, t: ^
大学教胖还差不多 3 c' E, ^9 Q- I( b$ u8 c
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 t6 s& ~% e1 B6 U
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ ?. G; U$ z6 S* c& Z紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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; a$ T7 u! x2 N哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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