Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 g9 L' z  }6 t9 e1 Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. y4 i7 E; Q4 V! ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 ]) Q6 d* a  O" ^5 l1 i+ Nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 [2 a5 W5 v, g7 |7 ]! f! c" }* H& } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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$ B. ^9 P2 z6 T  h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 t- C2 A: N: [: s! {* {% Ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 b9 U! B: o7 J) e) b$ Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 `% r5 U& |) G6 Olawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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" m; l: ?; F3 ?: k$ h$ ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 D3 k7 }4 E+ zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ J1 i2 ~  l; _- c4 q' m'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' d' }( Y) `2 [: o" M2 [8 ocomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" y, _. s' o* ?9 F2 {( [- I>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; X) J" P* K, p) z: i0 f>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: ^/ j# d3 D( {3 b" G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. h# \2 e/ q) t: z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 {8 J: q* t, d$ K/ H  ?>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 l$ ]" B4 d4 [" L/ t>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: Z/ B5 U9 ?/ q5 a! n' h>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 ^' ^! f$ i3 Z7 {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- ?1 g& X9 Q6 n, e6 W+ Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

, `7 }: J3 v2 I% h, D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 R$ V/ t6 Z- Q4 c) H& U6 f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 r" G$ E, H+ w) m! U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  K. x5 b) T' a6 d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- U, {+ M* |7 w* ?/ K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 v* K/ i0 P7 x& |$ v) R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 \# l* d: a. n- k0 i真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& y, @; R9 \+ L别把我往坏路上领啊。

! G4 ]0 D  r& P: e9 Q. A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) Z3 U; s+ I2 P8 m( C( B多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

5 H* {1 z7 x& G3 Q% g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! [% k9 }" M4 y& ?, H# I# W% C, A! u她是大学教瘦？
: i" j8 a' u3 {大学教胖还差不多
; D% U/ Q. ], V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- U9 S2 c, C* b1 ?  C: x- U! B$ P/ O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. H, s. c) m4 K3 ~2 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢