Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) w! f1 C2 V! ?5 W; |9 p; lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ a/ t+ a- U5 L; r" m" H he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 Z! R$ |: R3 X3 W, ]) C+ J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 n4 {0 |% y6 v' F, ?+ ?6 E" b- Lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 V; H1 s: O. G/ v* j, O; V9 H, f; I1 Uyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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$ v5 H+ I  L& s! ^3 C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" Y& F, D& Y/ J" G, }* A, y! Athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. {( }0 n% Z, h( R  |/ d( d, XThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# ?, j& W5 O- q7 Z: tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

: E- x9 b) G# E4 w% v% }! bNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# D2 T1 Y# z# F1 H# o2 T- bthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 H. d) n4 }! W0 E$ Wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: N1 e# g# A# y6 D6 c. fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# C( E! S5 P- n, k$ ~/ ]wakes the newfie up and asks,
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; m, {. P) ^2 V  h) O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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; n/ H' \* X% l/ Y+ _  H- pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ U3 }0 `8 `2 i' G9 Tand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

- E8 [& ~+ @; D: {+ u. L& c+ y. NLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  D8 [. |1 ?% \- N8 e' B  \6 B5 n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 K; `5 ~0 W6 x5 W0 C' H; ?# L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 Z4 U6 r9 T1 x( u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  O5 Q/ O  S/ W>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  Y& h: c* W3 X9 T% Z1 s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 ~$ g/ @& L8 `6 ~" P. Y4 xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- L" v$ I3 o! Y8 ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 f; s3 ]" L$ {4 ]# u; V( hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, F  J: y& G/ L) Ithe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 [  A4 O# J3 w! X6 B1 l$ D: O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ F% h: S) L' s, d; [2 P9 t' Q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( L! b4 s9 S" V, t5 p& j2 s! Q, z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' M5 }, I& X) s- B2 C真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) T% J# \+ W* C5 f真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, f" @& X% }1 g, a4 x全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

# S. t1 x0 _: i- V5 L. M别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- H. M! e3 C0 U/ T* k! X9 f5 |; Y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

! C9 e* a6 b! V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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; w) I; z4 V6 X# y+ k. m% \* Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
! S+ G7 P' U7 n& i8 ]2 Z6 d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' z1 q5 x" S" r3 B# ]7 U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 Z$ f0 y+ D  W' q0 f, S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢