Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ ?/ u! _" @( i2 @7 n. Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% r; R0 K  j. m4 d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ R& O5 D+ l* _* pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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' ?0 \  Z+ x& J* k This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" _# k3 n4 J3 l8 G6 D( Y3 @5 P) M" zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: K6 i/ N9 i; x) eThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

, i' T% N, y2 W" I5 R8 r* @: F8 j; M% bHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 S3 ^/ @$ _+ Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 G$ F0 i1 d3 Z- s; ?; xThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: q# I% {) l) I" ]+ nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- p# x; u9 F, p# G9 Y- qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

2 }; U( D' K# oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' a. e9 c6 p+ Y( Y/ {( vwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 Z6 d& r% n, d2 f6 |& Acomes down with four?'

0 [0 E6 Y8 \/ L( Z2 n5 AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

/ ~0 u- p% n+ D2 tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  R. j$ [/ {' s) h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 V1 B+ L" ^& z  _1 Q% W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) |/ c* Z8 U) y9 h, |0 x2 c5 O8 W; C9 s>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% g) P0 U7 t5 a0 q' s( M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% Y6 m2 F" p% e  `0 O2 ?1 q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) V0 E0 I6 c8 J% ]4 @2 P* x! @* jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 H* q7 Q$ V1 B' n  elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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3 o" ?. D2 }; b3 Y: w7 Z9 H& o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& d3 J3 y$ ?% j! E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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) Y; R0 o+ Q0 Q9 L+ i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* T8 L9 p% j0 I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

! m- b) ~* B) Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, C/ G$ G* r9 e. o* C9 i/ |: Y( T' Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" K0 o4 m. _+ @( T0 w+ N7 D- z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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: X5 n7 O. Q0 l6 ~# o别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) {* g- x, Z6 f& q$ x7 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 I: x$ C7 s3 F" F) {5 P/ G. |& W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

) W, [. x0 U# Z6 j- [+ l3 w大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 |: c! R  B' l. X# E大学教胖还差不多
: @: p2 T( ~$ n9 T她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 u: O; C2 _0 F4 r说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ v, C8 m' e; h  A. O/ E' N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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5 s8 t( j8 U% k. {哈哈，你们在这开小会呢