Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, F1 T8 m( k4 o. {1 H' w5 Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ Q; t' X$ ^) x. a! R0 }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' i6 \5 M) m6 X4 bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! v  S) L3 z; [6 m. z+ x( ]4 }9 M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- Y' J0 c" J5 o4 r* Z1 m he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 \/ k3 K8 o: K- {* N' Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 X3 l6 ~: w  N8 v9 j1 W0 z, H; N will pay you $500.
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0 u% [0 U' I% ?; M/ y) i This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' I& V8 s$ m( b$ ^" ?4 fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 e2 y+ a( b5 S3 kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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+ u# _' _, F& u) H  w( RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
& L8 _( ]& l6 J/ h% ]0 blawyer.

' `- r/ E9 D5 D: d& Y4 YNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ E+ [! Q- f- G- o: Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 H4 S5 ^/ G* z# \) }, L$ Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  M" T8 }( x: ]* k9 zback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# i. Z& s9 U* B; Ccomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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3 D- q/ Y1 P! c0 z# H/ E7 Y4 WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ Q# V! E/ u% ?3 X+ q) @! j6 J, C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 }& A7 p, K+ B7 o7 b>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

# h. F% w1 Q$ F) }; x. b8 w  ^) h6 _>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' `5 {/ q* c# R6 k3 w, d+ X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, p( w; A# e; b( }+ u$ L, b" m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 F8 G+ C9 K! z8 D; L; c6 M& R) r! FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 a! l. }( N* u/ W$ q' ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ S% r  Y7 r; x, y; T8 cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) f  B) o0 B; I! c6 S* `9 k* z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. e# h! b% b$ z: ?. x& g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 y  P) ?( U; g1 {真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* z; T8 r( n# R1 \' O; L: f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( l1 ^; P. o2 u5 [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' M* q0 k  s# u3 V$ f真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. Z8 v8 l& w' U% x0 G! w8 C) ~( ~: O# U真聪明，偶像啊

" Z, x* y* d  n6 ~全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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+ h8 j8 Y" |0 v7 g全盘接受一下。

6 h1 G' a8 W. Z  U4 P7 a+ O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

2 w/ U, n7 O$ j  g/ h别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( O" n% h; f- U/ F% Q9 K; X7 e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  {( l$ I  t8 l. _9 i, a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) C4 Z, E$ b0 P* v3 A% B- W她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 n+ y& B7 d7 v! G9 Q( B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( i* J: A& z% k, v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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# N8 U+ Z. {5 M5 q! P3 F" F) Q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢