Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) v6 Y! f/ D7 Q' T! ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 r  j; M7 ~' O. t0 ]% P8 Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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9 I* ~& w" T6 S+ Y$ m9 u This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 t1 ~2 u) G$ \! zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) T* B7 U& p4 R! n+ k5 Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 d) I9 h7 m3 r9 @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! {& j- }7 e6 y8 M. c! s0 ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

! J$ H" O0 M1 f8 `' dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

9 _% y7 k8 k/ v' B9 b' l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" b9 g8 H& l2 I, L$ t( t( Q9 @3 c+ @1 rcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 ]! G! Z8 N" r! A+ Eand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 _& s/ P' r0 I- O/ i) V, {>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 D7 G, g9 n/ l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) s+ b  `! ~7 m' X7 U  j>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! E( z. `; c$ K! V- Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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2 R1 i: |/ V/ c6 t: {5 Z  x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# [4 c* C( [2 ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 Z6 z( ~! W; g! p& W1 Q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( J; C3 d" k2 z& k. ]" TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 y' a8 g2 S5 u% X+ z' v2 dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, ~7 B5 C# l: e2 o; d7 E' Athe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. j" J7 [3 r$ m4 B3 m% g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 V5 D: `8 p$ Z' U& z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ {  b6 }* L, l1 z4 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- N4 y; _& p& X* O' B7 M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ Z# T. n3 V+ o, f5 o7 z0 v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 t  N' V# ]2 \5 J) y: Z! Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ v. m" }- d, b9 X4 `真聪明，偶像啊

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( P5 ?+ x: ]- x0 O! ?7 ^, N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, ^5 J' Y" @3 d  J# b全盘接受一下。

6 }2 ~% U: |% y/ T. }& P( I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 t6 `4 h3 M( J  ]! ~1 u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

! B. f0 i. D4 I& b+ y2 s别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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# X/ Z2 n/ c, L. Q8 @/ t( l别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  _' Q: `7 w0 |" Z1 y4 o. k& u真博学，偶像啊。

) ^4 ]: V& T3 Q( c+ S9 `& x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; ?3 }" R/ Y/ U7 p% G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 p4 z) `* G" {/ J2 _( M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 _$ R& k/ K: T1 ^% ^0 E她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, ~4 O+ Z& G  p$ i" B+ z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢