Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( t9 {5 `# }- othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 U5 M9 }0 L6 w+ i1 zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ F3 A& _5 q& j. M' ?' h- ?you pay me only $5.

/ g; x" u) ~. c9 o# N$ t You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" x# q- q  L* Y4 C will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! |. j7 [: }* `' pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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+ Q# _4 z: ^0 uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' W/ e) g, g( f8 Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ J7 B) o4 `  B. h0 ylawyer.
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4 V( U( J  ], y  B- ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( b. \0 z. m" ]three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* {+ `( k8 |& B4 vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; H& T+ k( i% Pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 P# g- J" {1 v( h, @- d' L3 V+ qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* z5 M4 T1 K- Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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: t" T- b% j  {+ m- b; b2 ~9 `. f* yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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* a8 f3 o8 h4 s0 |8 j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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" n* ^4 J0 j0 d" _6 W8 MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 ~5 |" ?/ R3 m3 K2 u0 b& q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; i, u' b8 M. T( ]. i- @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- e) r5 N+ s- m$ }- S/ H: V1 M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 V9 ^6 S, x! r+ `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ d2 i( [7 {# s* `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 _( O' f1 P  F( T: Z& _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 `) R, m$ r$ sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 l2 O$ h; q) N3 Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  f7 x) P" N  f7 {/ u7 C# W5 B& Ethe newfie would l ...

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: s+ {/ V! _1 S; d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 g, s% P+ x1 Z1 }* V" _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( D& ~0 R3 }4 u# @4 s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) b% E8 L9 u$ Q  p0 c) [' _5 G% c真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& ?6 S  {7 X  U2 z- @$ Z; p( N真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

3 R, `) @, K- J2 ?) T) F6 ]全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 |) O+ `# U8 S6 ?5 Z1 {  F别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 g7 {6 O9 U; S) ?3 O/ N你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* E* k  L3 }1 W8 e1 F  \多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( ]6 e: l" n+ C她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 ?  S) W; o7 E  x; i- t8 R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) g' L: j* `) o  R0 e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* ~  U2 M0 T3 s说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& N7 P7 l, T# S* a1 p; L" Z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢