Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 d3 D! N" H6 |. I' R) T  v/ ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 G+ x+ T  {$ Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- P! P" T1 f2 _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& M- u' O  [* R! V6 x8 [you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. P, I" G0 _1 X5 |- w) w will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 p  ~  k" @4 x/ M4 |8 Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  E8 Z- j- M% Q& n: QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( U% {# d3 X2 d) y; Opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 o. K' c5 s5 T/ X+ ~lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" O' ]8 u/ q& Z% Y+ Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 v3 ~+ e: g& {8 N3 C9 Nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, L" j. a! y" b- Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' {* o: T7 t  H6 [7 o3 N9 Yback to sleep.

1 I3 J( i7 M- zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  k$ Q& K# v8 u) Y: C  O$ ccomes down with four?'

% K' D( U! Y7 W7 w0 n3 {% [1 i' |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ e" @6 O) G% S, ^4 O. T: zand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( z. K7 \( Z# Q4 f>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, e7 ^) d% |+ T9 F. |>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 O/ O& V  d2 w+ T5 v& S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# u- }) p3 s2 T3 [- k% k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# t" p: F8 p0 {+ ]0 T% t: B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ m& ]; o# Q1 k4 z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 f; L3 f( ~. x0 D8 A- ?the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 B7 \1 d; n+ w. k3 t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% F6 c' e( {, J& w  Q& p' F( I* W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  M; Z6 q! K) x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 p9 K  ~6 e! F& G真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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' ]0 G8 |- m0 @6 I& U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 {" _- Q1 u7 e; i0 m# I1 c1 i$ k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. o$ C* d2 h1 i$ L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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% q  f- W( R# g7 P1 _  k- I9 t全盘接受一下。

7 s5 z8 w8 ]7 o1 B  i8 V; M, W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 S3 P+ {! M" g- ~$ E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 {3 i6 a$ _' S! `% v别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 z7 B5 Q) k9 s" `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" F& M2 w6 j6 c$ A多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! J3 s( m) B! ~真博学，偶像啊。

# ~& k( X2 \( L3 q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 l9 m# t1 `8 p. @% `; k3 l3 G  G* s大学教胖还差不多
; H! [0 x5 h/ ]- p* `! \3 l她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 @! x5 D/ H& ~4 |% U% }- k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢