Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( z7 E9 Y: ]9 ^9 z0 g6 S
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 Y% r8 g* x8 T! A
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- L. Q- v' C* n% }+ `
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 9 S( V. U& V8 Z+ a: m) `4 g

0 b$ _: j, z$ k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so* ~" w6 w! _- V8 G+ i$ g! I3 y
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The9 F6 a9 ^8 N, ^& Y2 y8 x: B- }
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I( v% m3 d- s+ W' `
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,! u2 F: z# p& n
you pay me only $5.
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$ m. o0 d7 v0 N8 u' s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I, n) [4 e" ^/ o4 ?+ \
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep" `$ t" p( U( R+ z$ C& c. j' b
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 2 m( x- i- q8 p) g% s7 \+ S4 K

- z" O, a" T2 K& c3 LThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 s7 B" J' o' ?! @4 u& Y' breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  `+ A; ?7 _% ]# q5 s' ]3 }the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ B0 b- u9 s( M0 fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  A3 ^( V9 d. C& ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right  g( Q: {8 p- e2 N4 u
back to sleep.
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! q, J0 `$ L; t! `! v& J! i1 aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He6 N) j( d; c% t, @
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $53 G2 D9 U4 K! ^
and goes back to sleep.0 \  W) _9 V! {3 }* P# y( j& l3 x

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" \2 ^. y1 k+ {1 D1 wA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 d, I" A' F7 P8 f9 E
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 O5 U6 f# J: n/ \ Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* j* ~3 V# Y! A: Fthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , F$ T" S* Z! ?2 v/ q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 f- z1 d+ v5 q, d3 E! x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 d: ^* k6 a5 @3 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) D% h& Z9 a S2 w. c' `& T1 W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 - R1 a+ ~+ V6 r* h
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& v% O" C% Q Q3 o: E$ [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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# |: g8 J ^; U别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' |9 p/ X* I7 \5 o6 t: b7 D; L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 z5 Z. w" ^/ F, J3 N5 @
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " A8 C% @/ X4 X

1 r% q, O/ Z5 ^" P/ f" B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : C0 w6 ^+ E1 w9 ?
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 \9 w+ g, j4 |5 w R1 t& X
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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