Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 E9 F. q  K# E1 H' p4 m The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 x/ D$ L8 _. B; Q$ C( ]ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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, U) F8 q  ]% [- D5 f This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. u* `& {6 ]- d- Y4 n+ h' aThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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% z. V& K/ P! b0 ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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( Q- U# Q* _1 Y7 B& f6 dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* e4 \9 _# p7 P% breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ D) v$ Y9 H4 M9 }3 i( ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ }2 \! z/ m+ z+ t) Y* ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. y6 A! H0 Q9 r2 Xwakes the newfie up and asks,
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7 v' ~) ?5 z1 E4 U5 w'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 T# N+ d" G1 C- U& N0 I7 Y7 Ucomes down with four?'
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8 `! o9 i& A5 w, G$ ?& T, R9 D& rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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1 W( z+ v. P) v4 X5 iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! C4 n" I" m7 \! |% f; X) i% y+ [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

4 x. _. @7 ^& M- H+ D' G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" j4 @  [$ \( l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! E) p( n2 m, a6 U: T2 a( y" ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: V7 O. A8 E& B, L$ y( n. |( N) u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 J, n1 t" B( l0 TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) f5 d8 R4 }& Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. e3 y6 E* ^6 |! m; A6 E# cthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) k- K& r) \) Y  y. U, H; h4 B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 `" o( }) `! `; ~* ~, \1 o9 j3 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" I* d1 [1 q' i9 l, O真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% }4 r7 J, m! v真聪明，偶像啊

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$ s' M" w' z6 J+ ?+ ^9 _全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 d3 Y" ~6 n1 L8 C- N全盘接受一下。

! V. H- G0 l9 r% ]  w1 W8 P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

: Z9 u( s1 m3 H5 c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ E: P7 F. a- @' O) c你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
/ _) h( d# h4 R( y0 }" T大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. d1 `0 T4 g5 s! S. M说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ P6 |  m0 {7 T: l- d9 T7 l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢