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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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% r+ l# M3 E# {3 L& kthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 1 u, t1 K: a$ A
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so3 B  N  U/ J4 K2 ^! v: s( n
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 y  }) E2 I4 Y/ h9 t2 ~& {, ^ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I# k9 _7 ?# ]' u# y7 V, [' Q+ s
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# ^3 Z# |4 a' C8 i6 \  V- s4 Ryou pay me only $5. & x. e. O, J9 c$ S

1 w7 r0 a# [2 A* f. V) ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I& N3 M& ~+ _; L' g  }- @+ K5 f# Z
will pay you $500. * m/ `7 H, D. G1 m

3 B$ [! _( }: [& d6 Y9 M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep8 e0 y: J% l+ Z! Q  b% ~3 d7 g" H
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ B5 j- i  o$ A1 p' z
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' * a2 Q( {. e& P/ c" R
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his& }! z8 C! m7 _& U* e6 L3 A
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the  O3 s4 U; m. q8 b: d! d* I
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.9 w$ P! b! |4 W3 I2 ~) u) i
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& o% w/ m8 L  e. ~
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 T0 I& [% X4 F, M. k) F* {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) q+ [* S% M7 J9 P  H# Dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 s5 _  ?$ [, \) f3 xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 Z& C( x1 Y8 A$ I0 R
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right  Q! m  J9 s! y6 d! g" C# h0 c
back to sleep.   U/ ?# @$ t" B5 I. G4 r$ U
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ J% v7 K) v" m! W( q8 c% V( Qwakes the newfie up and asks, - ~, Y& F+ G  Q/ e+ p' ?3 m* D5 B

2 Q* b. I8 B# a' S( T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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, g* @' H; i$ c% h0 VLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ J5 |7 U' `4 p3 R7 b; v>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 P- ]; y1 R- X; l: I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ; F. p) n: m, Q! l4 |1 }1 ]
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: I* |  g: `' L: n2 g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct7 B' s" c  }0 V0 d/ K5 M

, w) e/ u8 N0 [7 j) O2 R% [>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ) B/ m: G" i$ I# m0 q7 s
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 8 Q& y8 v/ M) Y+ G8 W
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ ~/ _/ J4 _; X: x' M) \" S  f" n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, - X5 c+ }5 l0 u
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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3 R9 t# v+ H) g7 u- Y. y# U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ) k* i" c3 r: t
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 I6 T9 y9 _, }- C, Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 ^7 _! M2 Y" B; J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 2 G4 I1 V/ q5 u$ c; `
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* e7 {6 _; G8 t6 x
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb) N; u: s9 w, q0 u9 h
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 F; s/ E( v: K8 c: Z7 W7 V$ K- L* Pthe newfie would l ...

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2 W' L! b9 N6 w2 q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 Y. J' N! E9 J5 x“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% Z% N& I6 A; F好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 / m3 s  G2 z( x4 N; ~' P
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% Z& W0 L; i) N% R; w7 a5 D/ Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& k3 j( T" X3 C; M4 o$ d0 [“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ }& D2 N  k" y, C6 z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * n* u' t* Q: T) h# r0 q" f) |
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 0 z# W# m# a, B: L, |

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/ A$ W. P! z. h% }7 Y全盘接受一下。

4 ?' x+ |7 F9 ]8 n9 f7 s: K真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ! v2 ]4 k; Z3 A2 J. G0 N1 v" a

8 m7 o# E3 T# f+ _真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! S/ n9 h- {2 ^  A你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, @, M' C; R+ p% m, r; N加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

6 t' ~+ u  ^+ m大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

+ A! w. D# c! C6 X她是大学教瘦?
" p9 r" L4 ~2 T大学教胖还差不多
, P& ]/ A& H: }( c她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * N3 b) ]' h9 S" `. n. o* D
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 t  @' i; Z3 |2 T说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& `2 L* p. }6 y0 w& W紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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( Z/ ~% W& N4 u# y/ l( x哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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