Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  u2 \1 k; E. G7 T1 A$ zthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 5 T4 ?& J- G4 U, n8 z" c

& f7 }& w( d6 G+ t# e  B The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so+ F0 D# _! l/ t0 f( w7 s
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The8 I" L9 p8 E1 p- A
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, G! p( i9 H  w* ^3 `5 }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,2 u. {# p* p9 M1 ]' i
you pay me only $5.
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0 z  w  H2 l' q( d5 s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 i. p3 D3 |+ s7 C will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. S% P  K$ t" W6 P& J% y( z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.2 A3 Q& r8 ?8 Q* V

  c: s6 w& d: [1 @& PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ M2 Y( l% t' E" Y1 kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all2 K2 W1 g: W9 L# O' L! f
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( G$ v+ H) J, k2 X& a4 Xwakes the newfie up and asks, ( n- m9 @$ B9 q* y1 G/ h6 K: a1 I

2 }6 V% |" T2 G  X! S3 ]. l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' I3 R2 O  v9 _, j7 Pcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 + r) }+ L7 t/ L% i A9 b7 ?5 T n+ l
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 u! h% ?9 `1 ?) {+ Z- P# d) u) V
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb3 J0 K/ ~/ b, b: \/ q% f0 Z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 S9 }3 k9 P) }$ W# @/ y sthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ \3 `" s' X) M2 W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, Q$ X0 n) ~% j' @* L' ~% F4 W3 _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 D' c7 n, n' N1 X5 [5 ^7 I. o/ o d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，6 Z" s( y6 H8 p- K
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 V2 ^: F' w* K

: v& i4 L4 D, x/ {5 j+ w+ V真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * J% X) F) r" S0 _+ C' S- N

# } Y! D( I' _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 + n! l" F1 J$ D6 g. E

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 _8 K# M+ b/ f3 r% t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 : ~+ s4 p: A: w' R6 S
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " {' V' J3 | j6 P) B5 Q& \
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 T3 U% b9 h6 R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" W; e7 W! K" g" [! L- L* G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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