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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 _* s% O4 q1 t, A# s6 k- N
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 S) y0 \8 ~. ~. @
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 X8 @' e, e: v6 G0 ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ W' _  G! p1 _; U3 }4 J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  r# v! F  I) y- b, V) Z# L! @5 a( { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The  X8 l" E# H; v6 ^1 ?) w
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 b& B/ F4 r$ A% U8 oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" W3 e3 Y% c! ryou pay me only $5. & ]. v* d4 n+ r9 m9 J, M9 {

. K, S2 v; j# n4 O7 A7 a4 X, } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: E) W' f( v/ g0 E8 i! ?8 S; z' F$ j will pay you $500. ' F9 j; C' [' |+ ?

8 O% A$ d7 M6 H; {; N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ b; K, \* v. Q9 mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's9 X1 s, U- ^, b6 f- J
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his% N( \$ O3 h( D! v0 _
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 Y4 ?9 l( P+ Jlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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. T& _: ?' a* S  a1 u3 KHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 F3 k2 T6 [- l  L+ Bthree legs, and comes down with four?' 5 ?2 x; V2 Q; {- ]) H. t& n

, n! }' m/ d" s' I, k8 z" XThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all0 a% r& ]9 R1 q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all" D: C) i, N8 A+ D8 N- |' p
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; m* x: y# w1 Sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* o" \: |# Q8 Q2 {; phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right; G/ t8 e( ~4 ~& F4 i7 K) u" z
back to sleep. # b* U; ?4 \5 }; W  ?" O

8 [: b" U9 J" b, C9 oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 Z+ ^3 ?  `% Q3 Q) U: u+ b- swakes the newfie up and asks,
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: L$ l! p9 t7 o6 u) P. V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and4 j/ ?9 _/ s* R
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5: v% z( q  l3 m/ I. i
and goes back to sleep.0 Z9 g7 k- J" z

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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& j9 C; `5 J* `' w% \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the. Y! J3 x; _( R  k: [; R9 e0 i: Y

; k' l" ^8 i6 {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two . p- d' D7 g/ Q4 Y' W* ]# P9 r
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: n7 o' V3 t3 h, e! V' n# A>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, j" m# V; a9 U# O* G5 {# I>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, - T* r7 s7 j, D# Y
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct/ E3 ~) P* N( j4 C' ]2 ^

) F5 V% i( {. I8 _: N! n>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 4 n- M! P3 J  k, F5 y* Z
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 6 D: K: K7 b. t- A. y; X1 C4 b0 o
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ y& x! x* Z8 i1 n% L& Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, - ~# @! U" {& I5 j* N' X' X
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- J( O4 W+ U* o3 C2 m. C! e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's : r! u2 ]8 a4 |' i" ]# a8 j
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 3 q1 ?- C6 A9 C) V4 G/ ^; G# L
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ Q; R$ V- O! n/ v% k3 F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ A+ ^6 X7 l% j. X6 M0 y$ R# l1 pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 ]0 S4 A. e! Z& \) D4 g$ Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) r7 |7 P6 w4 a* X. k/ _7 Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ }+ j2 Q$ C1 j+ P) u. x& {the newfie would l ...

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8 f, N- \+ ^# ~/ B* p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ [7 P8 t& y% k
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( A0 g5 c: P+ O8 A, D5 A5 b5 Q2 u好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / V4 _7 h- ?5 }& l4 K
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. i! r) a3 j8 z0 D% g; p* _8 {  `真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 H  @% @: ^! j) e3 t9 p

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ |4 v* I* F$ G. B. \0 C. T
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
7 [* X; q0 l0 Y. x& g# o( r: W好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% {& ?  V. D8 ]4 a. ^7 o真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , d6 ^' o* ~# x& H$ K9 ]
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ; M0 v/ l8 T( h% J$ Y/ W& ^
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2 k  r7 @/ R+ N& ]+ @2 n! N) ]全盘接受一下。

' o3 h: |& Q. P% e, ^4 @2 k: V( M* A真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * o: o: }" r3 }) d0 w9 V

  Y, h6 i: b- y; w& T0 A真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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$ Y8 _% e6 _. {2 q3 F5 c别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% n* l6 n4 L# L" Y" C% `+ h" w别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ S1 y1 e+ o, Z/ l6 W你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 Q& z/ R8 o* i+ o
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表   l  |* x5 u+ }7 O' P  B3 c* g& P

; x5 D( Q5 N! Q! a, L真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

- B0 S3 b, e9 B. p) e她是大学教瘦?
3 b. Y! v+ t/ Q大学教胖还差不多
* I( j. i8 D5 s她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + m& n& I$ ?9 E& P! j
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' u4 M) O6 n  P& d6 U说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 U) z3 O" o' U3 i紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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6 X. k( }* W3 u哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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