Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# Y2 W& N. n& W. A8 @' plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  N+ ^1 }% a. g# j1 ?5 ]! gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 v- g8 O5 Q1 Q0 x+ E5 e2 ]- D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- n( i% B% s8 _% @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ y8 k: V6 t! i! Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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' @& U  u4 ?* q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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: Q) ^; F0 r6 H& V$ O, k( B7 OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 b6 D  x/ [/ S2 ~2 b0 ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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' V1 G% _0 d. F0 ]3 XNow, it's the newfie's turn.

  {# l3 u  f+ r: J& F: [2 p) }" |He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 j6 [- }, y& r7 {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& B5 \# g; b! S) ?( m, qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( {4 X6 h9 ^. }. R; Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 v5 Y" h3 ^4 O  j6 p: K+ W9 uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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8 Y0 g% }: n0 uThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 y# q. e. D8 K3 {: f( }" I'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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- o2 O8 Y9 m) V$ _Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) F1 F. O/ T# s) s$ V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; f6 L  D$ f4 m7 w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 x2 g5 Z5 }3 {5 I* m$ N>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 Q4 V& n  Y' K. b, l>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 Y4 }. c/ F' H8 \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& L( i% L% U( s5 e* I  J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 x, v1 h4 r8 b) v6 d# q9 `% m2 K4 N>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- v3 d" d8 Q9 c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: g6 s4 W- [/ q8 R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: h1 z+ }" Z5 l7 x. U1 kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% f1 s5 B/ u- N& Y2 A, o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) I' d1 {2 \5 n- ]) l) e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 l- ~0 R% o5 u3 y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) e5 K4 k' m3 f0 |7 |$ h; j; s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: s& [6 r" N8 R& p) V& p, c; w3 o真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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+ v5 s9 {- r% j; [. ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 n, n! X5 N; |) U9 _+ J9 \4 F6 @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ x7 R+ d. Q9 p3 {% {; H1 ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" T/ m/ \0 L: y4 p9 R  D真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

8 G& e; m6 ^: J" F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, }" d3 I, s. N: T3 H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



6 R+ \& L3 G6 E别把我往坏路上领啊。

( o$ O4 P2 Z. K" O, V1 ]你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ i' D7 U/ P0 L& h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
! F/ r( A. p9 N1 Z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢