Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 D8 _2 N+ R2 T$ u9 S4 A0 J; M7 A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 ]( f) z. f8 g& G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

/ v3 _; L! m  l4 l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( z+ i; _6 d8 L will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. @" m: `) s9 h3 W4 I/ }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: h: Z9 g' q) D# {; `& gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ A" Y" P* @. `; e3 Apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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) y1 ?1 i% v0 S; r* gNow, it's the newfie's turn.

) K, @& v1 @$ A6 R6 T1 w; aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

  p% ]& D9 ~7 uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 q  B3 g, a$ g8 h/ P2 x# F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! Y9 m- P1 I! `% B) Dcomes down with four?'

6 h( T9 ?' p) ~4 L- D3 KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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  R$ S! |1 h* a0 P& XLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

& ?2 r: ~/ i* w  @>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 W# v: s9 z7 H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: \5 ]7 B4 ~& ^) \. H6 T>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( i6 l2 h2 S8 z8 C/ B0 M% O>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ s. T" Z$ m8 @9 H& \& t+ r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* t: _% H) i; L8 }8 q7 l3 ?8 w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ L( v* ?; p0 p% k+ s1 ~/ T>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( Z& b' D( _( y' n% J) ZA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* L4 G# C4 c8 v- H, Z7 n8 Y2 H7 othe newfie would l ...

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0 j& {/ o  H/ _# @+ `, C% Q% i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# o7 l) q' K( ]& }0 {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( w! y( J1 u% x. c: E* T7 u# K真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# G& T# {) K/ ]' m; g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 O, p& X' A. R1 z8 J. y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

: I5 ]/ G) d* @. j9 u. [全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& w$ K3 f- E* ?5 D* A8 Y3 J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

. ?* m* J1 B! F$ M1 u: J别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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3 C% U- d! X/ v# r4 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

( m, n9 P( z0 j6 z, G你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, U' E: U" b; d6 C- u- o1 W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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! a9 z4 c% i, ~0 n" r5 H哈哈，你们在这开小会呢