Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) ?" N2 p  y* p4 n4 C" R; z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 L9 n4 b: d9 f* n" h1 Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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$ ^. H; I* j; i& _ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 t5 F% F6 h& R1 e. V; E7 d0 H2 {% w will pay you $500.
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8 g) F; k8 W2 G- Q) k6 r/ C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

' d5 B$ \1 _8 Y5 j! A0 g) a4 ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. C  H+ _: x) Y0 ^* fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( D7 h/ E7 f7 L+ d+ S, x$ s- D" Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 o$ L" K& H2 O+ I! T' Hlawyer.
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3 e% m: L6 N8 r0 U# p. B* ?Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, ^" }5 V0 T+ Y7 `+ ^* Dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ d  m. N, U  M/ m1 Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 h% F& q& |- ]" B" K; wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ k& l# _: N9 l9 K) khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* g! q. ], _/ c8 F" dback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

" W. \' l/ X8 `4 x& Z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

4 `3 g: P5 s0 M7 h9 ~( _+ eLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 C! F+ W: z, Q, I1 s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 ^: J4 M" r/ u* }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 S' W* C8 v8 B# c5 z  A7 Z8 S>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, ~: b. S- J8 j6 D% d# E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! L; _% ]8 r  m6 N6 b1 j>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ ^5 N) j: w5 j2 h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; R9 W; @& h0 ?3 s4 N, Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( ]2 Z7 A9 g( ~) ethe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ K# L  B) N" ^8 `& S4 C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 M% u$ C9 Q6 Q$ Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( X0 C) A. F" b/ ?6 e真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ U& s/ }0 A0 p) V) Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 ]0 ^' F7 O/ l真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

* R* b+ s; n/ i* I2 B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 Y( s4 Y- z9 x* l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 U; I# Q# S9 ~7 {别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* r! G- ?% t: V) m1 }/ Y7 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

0 `6 ]# m' Y* |* v! ^* R, e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 }/ V7 x& @7 U% c3 }8 i她是大学教瘦？
1 s& H. r9 p) H0 l; Q大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ _1 z9 G# g2 F' S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 ]# T5 {% ?5 h2 }$ {! c2 ]说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢