Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 W- M5 U8 L. x1 M  [+ Y' H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 @) t, R1 l" D, W3 c" V3 wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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* q- V+ g6 c, @  F1 M) b: NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& {7 n% M! j1 Z% QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 C- \( u$ X0 e7 e9 ^3 A9 t2 ilawyer.
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2 h& l! Z& i: D- n6 _$ FNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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& p( E/ j/ I  lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: e/ {- y/ v! p8 Y* H  Wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) C4 I% F: h- }- zback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

& `. V! ?6 T0 qLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 D# Q& ]0 k: L( q, ~>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- C. b1 d  i. Q1 B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 ^. U# O. \9 H>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 Z; r/ g1 Y1 C# k4 g( ^* t' Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 Z$ N% p; E5 [: j7 M, z+ x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, y8 _9 V7 \; ]. B) H>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  R& k2 M' s, ~4 E8 J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  b* \2 N- T5 Z) Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, n) `) ~  n) o% E, N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, p' O+ n; W. g! D9 A% k8 W; n4 f: @>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 n  P* x) j( y& S. N2 c, n3 _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 M; B( V% R6 u) ~$ e3 r3 a( Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 s  i. l( G) F7 d* D5 mthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- t1 `7 b4 b# s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 ]7 v7 X, C( I8 A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) `# c5 F% ~- B( o2 Y" I( R1 o/ q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 R6 c9 J, X, L- M全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ G- A# I- \7 z  T( r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 j- _+ ~% p# U5 Z  c2 Y  _8 }" {多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

4 q9 n% ~0 Z- V. c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" w/ k" N* R, I  b, {9 B她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
  s  P5 T+ t6 T* J% i7 k4 |她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ v9 ?+ c3 w# [- c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. v! i) T9 l; @1 \; v" h' a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 ]8 T8 Y# N8 F& D% k- n哈哈，你们在这开小会呢