Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# B7 n5 L( `, k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 ]% e. F3 X( ^' d7 I/ F/ g5 } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 U4 x5 q, s2 q9 {0 ?$ |you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

2 c4 H- G& b( ?6 |4 \6 C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 i6 t& ?! }0 W7 [. ^' L# j% D! Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& N- S/ J5 w  K( NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ j8 H9 u- K' h$ x; R' [# Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 b8 O/ {9 R1 e9 t. |The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, }6 _4 N& F, hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

( A/ D' O( g  ^% |+ {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! {/ `6 U$ ]" Z; t5 oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 I: L9 ?5 I% V2 Xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 s  b7 L/ d; L7 T! xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ w4 H8 r- w& ^3 }+ Twakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; n; f6 {& n' o) H8 @3 E4 Bcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& [' K4 A$ F& B4 e) O& E# b5 W+ i>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 X6 k) i- [2 \>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 s6 z1 ?7 h) i; o6 m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ T2 m$ m& j* c0 g/ w- p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& t: C' H* N8 T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 k" t3 S1 |  c0 l& c1 A# H; `>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 E* b" O: D) A6 p  e9 wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ X! A4 {+ _- w' Lthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ V/ b& T5 Z  j  h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  K" |9 C" Z* i2 |! ?真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# ]" t2 ^' e5 X4 a5 f真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 P/ f. c8 z, O" d3 v- V( V全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 W6 y* c6 [7 w! ~4 u7 R. p3 y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 h; S5 y3 ]0 o3 E+ B8 V8 j真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, F8 t* d, y2 \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  a5 o% m: z5 w+ e8 ]; D" B她是大学教瘦？
+ \; I  u8 B* w/ C4 I6 x9 L大学教胖还差不多
- W8 r- `4 B) m0 G2 \; W她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ F$ |% T4 n) W5 v4 D4 g6 z$ o6 k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢