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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 B; m0 E; L& Z) M3 J% ~; y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 D) F' X/ `; H) L
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- Q% z' b* m& C# l% [3 C
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ @  h5 z" n' Q; O6 m) S/ q" ]0 q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 ~0 m6 h* ~, J! R9 E% T5 R8 f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I2 o" v( }! V  H/ t4 M; G
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 t+ e/ a9 \( d" y2 V/ t$ lyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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0 J6 o' n+ S0 r  b5 h6 N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep( o4 G( W" f, o0 p: x! O% a
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, x" z( V# S' F# B) Ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  ^4 j# z9 _5 F" F( {! EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  E) z: L& V/ r/ A6 j3 vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the  J2 U3 z& H& T0 A/ d  y
lawyer. 9 J9 D* A4 Y, w( j
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.' K+ O( x0 d; R3 e
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" E8 ]* J- H: R1 [1 H0 u  \9 rthree legs, and comes down with four?' 1 i5 ^3 E. z$ u- r9 n, w
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all; T# u9 H! {) w0 a. e$ [3 S% {; r; Q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all, i7 f& R& `9 g7 a: |
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 e( h, g2 R/ p# M6 B- Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; A" }- b5 @# A3 u, `1 K( y) t" Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 h) K0 E0 S4 V' d6 E& rback to sleep. " z' P, y% K7 y

# \' D7 E7 ^. W7 M. i/ IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He; @- k5 Y6 u( v& L7 J) w- A
wakes the newfie up and asks, : Y# N5 k, {8 p9 M! o9 J

2 r  X7 C0 n4 o) \( @* ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# d# h- ~" O  G3 acomes down with four?' * B6 k$ ^" O. M2 d/ E

! B* X, P2 d- {# y# w: |2 ]8 B2 d- `1 NThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ r6 F3 O! D1 y6 N5 land goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!9 d" S' m) _2 q) H; G9 C) G+ \4 F2 O

. L8 }. Y7 T* b% ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 Q; r$ [: |: `/ x2 m' E
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & s' c7 J. J9 e, T7 x8 o
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ! n  z: b4 E9 `; G4 w3 C, v5 e
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct. c) ~0 R3 J7 n  Z& x

" J( X2 x/ b8 C( C5 N* O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) O. W' P) w) x/ L3 {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a + |2 P7 o8 g0 v+ |
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  ^  q0 i7 j* b0 o$ T, d% ~; B/ k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, / }& D/ i% Q9 D& m2 o) l1 k8 B, \
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 J5 Y. b1 v# h% i( D# s8 k( H& ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; e1 m, P% f' o3 V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% E" J' e: l& L" D2 k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 @6 Q/ R# S( G- ?, D/ [5 G) n>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : R2 a$ {2 M. h6 F
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& ?# {& X2 d1 b, W8 R
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 t& y* K( A. f+ G
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 C: K0 k, c& ~- m5 x8 uthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* @' U/ K- i% ]6 r“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 W- j* b8 |, A* M$ L# G  t
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 i( q' T% V$ e# u9 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! p' |' F8 F! d3 N6 J真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 0 l9 n. a2 g0 d7 J' A
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, _/ D3 o: B4 X) q
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 N/ v1 o0 g' Z! j- Y* I6 o& Z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

! W- I. r/ a7 K/ o( Q2 P: D* r真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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/ o8 _4 _8 ^4 G2 J( |- k$ E. L8 h全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 * {0 b  h, L% u7 G) j
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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9 D* J* l  O8 L0 B, P6 E( {* Z别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% u+ {: J* }% E& `1 }# |你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ @8 F4 J( A" O# x加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ n7 E: \0 c  L9 v多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' w2 H% V! S# U( Y2 m, w
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真博学,偶像啊。

7 _+ ^% g/ [, }- Q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ' F7 N) \. M, f  a8 {3 X0 l+ u
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
5 J7 \: o- t' l, ^大学教胖还差不多
8 N( ~2 J/ p0 R/ b3 e她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 }% N0 s  [$ T/ z$ x6 H+ D( h
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ B* O4 f' M2 o& h说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 e. p0 V4 U  A9 G% V
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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; R2 g$ m0 Q3 U0 I哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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