Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( x* g2 l5 \) s8 _1 Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ o1 v$ z  b6 E& X% u$ R9 O1 gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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0 b# A# U  l8 A3 v, K. _$ g; g: cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* B( P; T- ?- {3 G* K5 Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ G0 B: @& |( y) v6 Vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 E; `( E3 v3 pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! l8 v6 I1 ?4 @$ [) B- rthree legs, and comes down with four?'

) W3 u1 x- r5 }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- p* K3 W( d: M- creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% `4 m) t. i2 h& p0 Sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- j1 D/ I" h4 C$ m! Zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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, o9 Y% w2 O( b1 l$ z+ yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) O7 p- J' V0 |9 zwakes the newfie up and asks,

& ?) ]; r2 o. K) v( A. ?'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, u- p, [! ^* A4 y1 f' ncomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  G) ?, H& k7 }>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 c* x& d  I7 d5 {6 q: F>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' U" u5 z* F; }>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  U2 ?* [  r6 `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. n0 R9 N& n) g: H% L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) Z8 T$ S9 w9 d2 d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 Q5 w4 C( E* |3 X$ b& KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 e( a; k$ ?6 y* klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# g$ k# z9 N' U( v2 x2 zthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 A; K- k( R1 }7 w; ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 U% S/ [. s! v) n# N% u/ V- u8 J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ {! j* D8 }, e- Q0 v真聪明，偶像啊

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* D, H9 {+ P4 `/ e全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

  F" I& i$ }3 a7 Z4 N) X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 B, i9 S5 M& w; Y" o4 d" U! U$ o5 `. |真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 v: R: c2 o" H3 \别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 o, h( O% _  ^6 x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 n$ ~& S8 M) \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 q9 W- H: L' d多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& ~' v: w  L# ]8 V& d1 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# x3 U- x2 ~# o5 j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 Y$ f9 r/ o$ w5 [& ?. i+ m  F! j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢