 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 c* ?5 x5 S3 B9 f" Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if2 i% b& ~5 P% ?+ ?. ^! @4 i
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
" @2 J u) \- C( F* r8 ]7 U 0 W7 X# W5 R% v r% T! U. |; |
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 T. B" I2 w! ^9 o1 z0 D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The5 m9 r' C, ]' K- M! `
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# k# O. Q% H+ E9 _) l1 U6 ?$ Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 m4 R* S. E% o* Pyou pay me only $5. ; e/ M, f1 R) @9 n
; r, p$ H. ~& T0 B3 E
You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ t: c* A2 J, U& [$ c# i will pay you $500. $ t2 j# L4 x; S `, f6 c7 c5 ?+ g6 G9 |
( t# k0 _* M3 ?/ ]3 n; D$ ]+ x
This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 P+ h6 B# ]& E- t$ q1 p- tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 2 w5 k) \/ r" Q# U1 t3 t
" N1 Y; g7 A0 ?4 _
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! y. v5 s4 @' H9 Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' & E w5 {* |4 g2 T1 \" H6 x# X6 ^
& `8 M+ w U- f, N4 P! l2 j
The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his( r+ y# u" r" d! m* k( d
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 d( M" G2 ^& Rlawyer. ! y( ~; Z* j0 q8 {; A1 c
* l4 @) m# |( B: m2 u, oNow, it's the newfie's turn.+ D* [" C8 H% W! K# E& d7 n
. Y" ]3 d3 N3 b% N: a9 C6 T$ a% J
He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! N# n( P* }/ C0 t; q9 fthree legs, and comes down with four?'
9 y- a9 e1 p/ ]& _7 b1 S2 `; }
9 x9 x. u* F5 p" rThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! d0 a' P' ^0 T6 |- w" e" ]8 Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all4 U& j% U* p* v6 Z6 Y* R) H
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour3 i; p/ ?% q! j! s: [" U
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and! N$ I: Q5 P# d: n, X" b/ U% @7 V
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' n N/ l' r1 r- O; z5 yback to sleep.
9 x$ g) \. y# o0 u
3 O2 f k) t( eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He8 X1 |& b$ G1 ~
wakes the newfie up and asks, 0 A* p. o) d# X7 b0 H
" q* a) L1 ]) l# n
'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* H6 _4 @7 ?& A& Bcomes down with four?'
i5 L% Y. E/ T- O8 t" B$ D# w# N* W; o0 |% Y
The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. o( j' Q* H. E' Kand goes back to sleep.' g& p3 `) Y/ C6 d3 q& ~4 e
" z( D1 l( j7 \1 u& r2 q( o |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
）
，那叫卧底，无间道。
楼主