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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 H' \* j4 \( }3 {
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ X- x! j, H- `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; K2 S4 a1 h5 p1 m% h
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' ~1 S% v8 C1 u2 o, l; @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ F! }$ j* X4 R# T8 u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 ?) u7 w1 E0 l1 F& } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I8 G1 E  B; J! l. u0 W
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* X& D! s( p1 O/ I3 Zyou pay me only $5. + S& r' V0 W' ?2 t

: F; E  L, D. \  p& i2 q: ~, b9 ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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* }. [$ i6 r, R" G; c7 r! Z7 {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 {- J2 I4 ]$ j5 A6 c- B2 Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the; T+ c% G; G6 p
lawyer. & b! B( ]% w4 H6 v0 n3 O
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour2 n) m, t; C3 Q) ~+ u9 R0 e9 j
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 M. `. u2 h* H$ ?3 W; f$ g
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 F* A) q" J1 p. \" {
back to sleep. ' e" X& n9 A& r- r" O

  r' ?% U; z7 B" m& }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% j( g$ b1 m0 l! x( cwakes the newfie up and asks, 2 D9 a' o: X) n5 `: G6 K% T

3 E3 C5 }6 _. [+ k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) b- I' R! v7 j" C; F9 Lcomes down with four?' 8 N! ]  g/ ^# `
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!' ?7 e' m! R0 H* V. L

1 u5 c  i- j0 T4 I6 hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the" h% }& _0 W- Q3 o( Q
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 1 U6 x; r! s: S* K8 g5 W+ T
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 5 \  O: q+ M  V4 ^+ M
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & M, r- A" V: Z$ h# H/ W4 H
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, ?( ^. P; I+ g+ m! J! h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct% k' a' D$ C3 p2 S3 F

# M$ T( y" O7 z9 h# M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ' C. }( S. v6 W- V
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a # k" T- j' T& }
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ A! _; D; m+ B- X  V" b>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 K4 t4 L" K( p& O. A9 @( L$ G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 @; c- [8 S# j1 M' l5 z1 g3 G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ' G' Q  a5 v% M& B6 ]
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 5 G2 ~% C! _7 V, w# O% A# ~! @5 t
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 6 l+ X; ?) ~% J1 G9 ~
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 * `$ I! p0 H9 o' {
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 E& t7 r/ x7 c3 j& C, clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ @* O% Q# r- F* L$ K3 Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& k. a# O/ X4 k: \
the newfie would l ...

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; B# V, x0 \, P1 N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 W# {& u4 R+ `  \/ V“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
6 S& U$ U: ~. D$ S3 r好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % N, N# K1 K$ l; B- Q  Q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 S5 H9 ]3 n# V: n2 F0 g$ V& H  j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ }. n; Q" e& }: d$ W“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,. K7 H7 h9 S/ L* S6 V
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 @4 k2 Z/ t% U7 ?& C5 B7 l

2 u8 Q* T8 N7 F真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 $ E& m% F4 n/ Z3 x, U4 \6 t( d) D

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' \4 j/ o( D. ~1 y' y1 }全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ) r& O2 v7 k3 ]0 o

0 k0 I+ L. g9 k7 J4 N真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ! e% ]: r5 I; A4 v; z" ~1 v
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 V  c7 P8 k) w' N4 z# m7 A, `加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 a; j# p% n% f2 j  B! ~% S多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) Y, L( n; B8 T3 C

! F! C% N) c; g真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
7 ~3 m' O# s: L: k8 t0 y大学教胖还差不多
$ ]* l' D' m3 O+ |! W" {0 B# v她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" T6 i9 Y8 Q. j3 N2 Q- ?/ z紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& Y' r, k# |  T9 ~0 C# C7 R! z紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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