Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 M4 d7 C- ^. T! x! u; _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* E' G8 K- F# g! s2 k0 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ D- c% M- A- d0 q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 B* }% t5 V9 B: q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 g6 r/ `  g+ e- e# Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, o/ R8 y, Q. j, oyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 y; q, K6 N5 s+ j* b/ {5 @! Lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

' [+ c2 c! D/ m9 lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ f* K8 `1 s' X4 b& ^1 ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

0 I" q1 H! Y/ Q/ l- PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ X; s- I6 V: V; v! A7 wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
, a1 X" Z- N" W2 K" H) [lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  e# Z, R, ^/ [three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ v% k' d! t5 t% m6 ]% Owakes the newfie up and asks,

+ }- q  a$ m. F. T& J- ?& |% Y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" G" P9 D7 S2 O7 bcomes down with four?'

% u  @8 H4 k- AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

9 N% Q) V- Q; Q1 j6 |  r+ ILawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

2 h& c9 G6 N$ s3 m, q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' p1 p+ ~0 C' u8 U( Y' g0 X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! G4 A% J! W, `! M! v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

  H! S' y) x: W% E" g. `$ X) Y- H>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' ^6 |% n: q8 u( |2 u3 z: W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# M* V6 Q9 J9 C. Q8 k4 m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% U2 w" ~( I! ~A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& a' F2 ~7 g- g* d5 lthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  L) [9 v3 h: f6 a) ^7 M+ V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 m* n+ {* s% G2 C真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 k" ?1 |2 h' \  d- u- Q/ T" G) p+ e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ _/ Y0 c. e, a( X" Q8 R0 ?6 b好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ ?) A$ R  ]! B真聪明，偶像啊

6 A5 D) k7 E) \. p, p2 B全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! `' K% l, d" j- H2 ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( H. e+ l: S/ Z% q# N6 _, H9 R, w! g别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- Q  o# A& q3 a' N. g# F多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% x8 {8 \( z/ K) Y真博学，偶像啊。

& L8 N  s. [  s, z/ [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

5 F4 o, J$ p( e2 _6 D. J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& E$ W0 l" k  h8 A& w( }她是大学教瘦？
! h( y0 P8 a/ O- B5 ^$ l8 M大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  T; h7 o  B' ~' b: f9 E4 [( F. s5 h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" u! I3 [, c7 ]' \, g说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! i8 O' m6 w8 E. g4 _哈哈，你们在这开小会呢