Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 W6 S" B7 X+ e. |. ]+ wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 l' B5 ~/ {6 Q8 Z. q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" U( g! Y, `0 a$ N5 X2 } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 z  V# c" {# s: a' c+ |2 Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 C. s- l0 ^/ {9 W3 i' wyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' E& i6 ]* V5 V) E  X. O5 F8 H will pay you $500.
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- K" h  k* v7 d This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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1 ?% I* e/ L7 D6 f6 D+ vThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& e0 u5 o1 e2 npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
, {% c& a: _; P. Z* n* Y4 Clawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 h7 T7 U( P/ o. \# g, I5 A! B* Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 `) g& n* |  q6 ~! p! q& Hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 E+ w1 C. r# u- Z7 |1 f) wback to sleep.

9 ]; {7 g( @  KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' L$ T- b0 ^) Z# m5 h& i. u9 G7 tcomes down with four?'

; l: d0 d' ~. p. oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ `  f! G& F5 ?and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- W" @- `6 @+ K% r0 K$ ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, e' A4 n2 I+ d  A>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 V7 r# c  i. j& M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& @" U8 N& a, v* P7 D" L5 m4 T+ b- s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. N; H7 d3 ~. z3 Z! @$ V# Q! W: t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  C4 \# \; X. u" ~( g4 A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- o. P5 ^; d5 e>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 c& E8 ^0 p" `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, g  B7 e# y0 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& z# w4 a2 y2 U8 U: ?# n& V5 F0 bthe newfie would l ...

+ j+ d7 N2 T2 t. }* S+ c4 h

3 ~" I6 r+ c7 [: f8 }! s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; q9 S( M& \, A+ N9 ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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  E6 e% R0 g" w( s4 S# z$ c- Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ }2 J& H; |" E真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 a2 ~" N" o0 S6 [; `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 A- _1 p' l7 k' N% F$ M# L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 ]  o6 {* E  G6 @1 t6 w, {多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

7 U4 N, r1 U1 B6 x7 n" m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
' |5 F$ w' `0 F! L7 T% t大学教胖还差不多
9 o9 m+ R* J" ?, V  A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" M+ E  W1 k7 c3 F' S说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 }9 D) c% E2 U, L( U  n- a/ G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; ^! f& l+ |% g3 {! ?& v哈哈，你们在这开小会呢