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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 `  J! w3 |4 M  o0 Y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 W# t& L2 {& }5 ~' j: W5 k( z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 R( i* E' W8 I$ E( Q
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 U8 E% R6 Z2 S! K
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I2 y) |+ Z4 S* @8 j& [. `$ Q
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* {: {7 J- k, f8 Wyou pay me only $5. 6 F* ]! m' }7 ^* ?

4 u+ w, N$ v) [, @; [  N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I1 O2 v% P$ L; y  Z- [! N8 F! S
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep6 h" w& @; l0 V) N# u- y: Q
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ u5 Z4 Y8 x1 b  y: L9 f+ n( S. Hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 Y+ d* Y% K% p
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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, E- b5 a# f; N( S) Y4 i) c2 BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 J/ m1 i0 m! R" q+ j: C1 }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. P- I5 d# [3 L" G
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour' \. G; N  A& K; z+ b& ~6 @
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. - X  O: e. g( e. r8 Y6 j( M
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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- M  s/ e5 j: W0 v6 H5 S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and0 e9 o4 z2 c4 N, W* w4 p
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' n0 ]9 I. p3 i9 ~$ J, N

  w  c+ U1 v# m' i/ |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ d) f* r2 F' Y1 J) ~  j3 k# _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason : N9 V/ |) n$ N% O( O+ E% V* ^; s6 d
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the   b2 b, h$ P8 T- M" h
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, # J  \5 \& `3 b9 Q% g1 p* h( s
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* p) }7 h7 h7 i) Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, / J* b3 f$ [: F; ^4 {& O6 I
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three! {! Y& N$ R, @2 D4 _: Y2 Z( g
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 3 J: K( O7 x' }" }# e
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the   D9 x+ E" G0 U) |. V$ |
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* A! j5 i' |8 Q, Z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ; e! X  p& ~! g% r' E. E
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 I7 l$ i2 |' i$ G; |2 [% n2 W( l% [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* A) \, A' u2 Z0 Z1 f8 k# F/ [+ Q$ bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if  Z! Q2 j& g. C/ g
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:% @5 b+ ^4 x9 @0 c
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 i; X$ k; \8 l2 g5 o" ?好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 ]  c. Q, t; Q8 R* T6 V! R
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
5 N' ?  Q9 ]8 J8 D- s% {“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- }; d- M. p  X- k% Z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  z) }' R0 g: l; [- e9 I: b2 [6 N真聪明,偶像啊
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, ]& X- |$ @* k* p6 w5 }全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 % @9 c7 _7 a4 I# J1 Y5 `% L% a

2 u& C& |3 a+ o! h) Y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 4 b. s# }0 p: N* a
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 N8 M# c1 m/ ]* S# y# y1 B/ @2 v
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; J  B+ K0 X) [, o
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真博学,偶像啊。

% r2 `5 F& X8 ^$ s, ^3 N( \大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& L4 z7 h% n8 V) ]她是大学教瘦?+ J8 I0 r2 E$ H- f" p
大学教胖还差不多
2 L' a( l* {2 X* H+ F: X8 U她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: Q1 ]/ U, ?& h8 z' S$ K0 l" r紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) Y" x4 K* n- Z3 A" s! @说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " y1 }) O9 M0 Y  A9 D  m3 R
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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