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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.6 j% b# Z0 ^" W% v4 W
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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9 C  L0 B. r: X3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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: I( z3 `9 G, ]4. Then analyze the situation:& Z6 X4 h7 {( c8 o
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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, N& `' p! [( Rb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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6 I1 `  w6 d4 @7 w/ h+ R7 @4 ~/ Zc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.; a6 e  z; q- [" r1 u
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.( F6 R7 k. z* c/ ]5 S3 w6 s: |
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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! ]4 p6 g' M; ]6 N0 {g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.2 }: T3 b% l; L' `/ B1 }
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources." U7 ?( I  S8 K# Q$ v7 M/ m
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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  E- ^: C4 F- y7 \$ Ik. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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' k6 |0 L8 o3 P$ Q& ?$ j* V/ tl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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' H3 s- E4 G$ Y( AFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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