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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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6 {- ^4 E# W; Z3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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' T" y; \7 S: A  m; F7 u+ a/ }1 E4. Then analyze the situation:' m- _7 Q3 Z3 p
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.  Q* p' ~. c/ F& c. I! w

7 T" b# R2 I; A: yd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.1 V2 z, h3 o0 l0 x2 i1 R0 ~

" s0 D, K4 j: \e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.! [3 C; t0 S, ?8 S8 G

# u3 g3 W# j, m. d/ e2 A6 A5 Li. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.2 J1 W; i: S3 Y$ J; G& L
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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