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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.3 U2 C* @, v8 j9 a

9 ^+ ?3 j1 \1 [' y* I' E2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.6 Z7 m7 d7 s6 z% u- v: u; `: I: k' E6 g
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.  \1 v* @' W0 u
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4. Then analyze the situation:9 D. ~+ N! @3 {" V/ d
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.: O% k2 l$ W  O. H3 k& A
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.9 R# l2 i5 I/ P% _/ ^
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.' S8 }1 K2 Y9 |/ e
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.' h* i& J+ m. R
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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1 C) M* E% T8 y4 B  V, _: J( G: D! `j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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3 a( E" h7 ~3 J* M4 E5 `5 O( O% wk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning./ Y- d# i; j2 M
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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