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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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! _9 t$ B  F- b) U/ B8 L8 {3 d5 j0 JAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' & F- X. k  B$ Q0 `
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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+ A4 J9 \! k" W2 y0 I# e- W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 5 T2 n5 d- r) m& ^2 t, [. ^
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   8 _) u( J9 `" j6 z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
1 h0 @5 D6 T0 ^, w9 x4 L'For reading a book,' she replies 4 x& \) u+ ^' A' ~
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; S' p9 H! N' j8 j6 ]$ F% o'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 G) o; a+ \$ @- j- h'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
9 e7 o. y' }/ m 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
$ k: b3 [2 X9 q% N! J; y9 t'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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; W' f5 Y$ \, `% l5 _' V'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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