Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 ~; O/ c* Z( P8 g$ e- _'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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4 U2 M; U( @5 Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 N# p6 c3 m) O9 W& A' Y" u'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
# c7 q: N" g" n6 ]3 V'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
5 k6 `2 U' u) {) R& `'For reading a book,' she replies
  
1 r% H( s# o' O: Q: }1 i! J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
" v4 ?4 v; P. ^& Y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
- Y! Q& n4 e6 @! ? 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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2 h7 f, I& ^" d. l6 e9 F'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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: s7 s, q$ T+ R6 m. ^8 m[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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8 t% @' Q* r2 H- H[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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