Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

8 u2 e% e- A, z3 [5 xAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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5 Q; @) w, T) r& {. B/ F/ a'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
' s5 O. L8 G+ R% o$ v: L7 \* u'For reading a book,' she replies
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$ c9 o) U% a9 ~5 U% ^'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
! F9 P) Z3 x- [( m# j; d'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
* D$ t# L# B$ H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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, m2 B' J: j- U* x. U'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
  z- k1 w1 n! L; u4 v'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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$ r) [2 l, Y$ S8 J" g& n9 d[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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% y6 v9 |0 c+ c& Z$ FBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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