Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

" L( V8 K; A2 m! `; b* Y6 kAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

3 E% b4 [9 r& J* @. }6 ^'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
( I' w' w; g6 Y$ f& y# E) s'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
4 N! C+ M5 H% J- h'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 |0 r1 ^* D0 ?) ]'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 _" T8 y1 X( v" [' i5 g'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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8 Z6 }/ V$ s" _+ X' ~' K'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
; @5 v3 R; G6 t" q 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

  n: D0 H4 ?6 V( j  z# a: t9 OBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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