Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
8 ~& T$ r6 b# D# ^: U5 I/ K" K$ C'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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/ p6 A5 [1 j* \* B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
2 W8 ]; D" [  m" L$ ?7 A- j! z( w'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
# {% t, u$ y$ g+ m  Y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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& Y" M8 e  R( F2 Z! K% b0 t* |'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
$ A) o, x$ B9 ^, Z' a# G 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
" Q7 U/ ?4 v' ^  c8 S'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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# d7 `6 ?' V+ f) s+ {2 {[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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