Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

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; r. K1 q& d0 O1 V& g0 w'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
! }9 h/ M- c6 A0 @0 b" U'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
6 I: H; j' s' B9 p! _'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
! e: O! [; @5 z% e& r'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& l, y$ T7 F$ X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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- \: C" H! M/ c% Q: Y7 P, T5 t# O'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
/ a/ s  {) _, O8 L4 M  _ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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