Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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( R; @; l2 }* \Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 T! X1 E  P- b'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

0 J8 M- e/ f7 x# j'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: O, |' h, K, J/ D! v'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
6 u2 Q" z7 X' O+ N'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 P* m. H; U2 q& L'For reading a book,' she replies
  
4 E7 x4 \( E+ b/ p- `'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! I- j# o# P0 G% X. m6 [7 U'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
7 D" j( Z8 W0 T' _- ]$ H- l+ x'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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$ z# J" t6 G5 c. H: O1 B" HBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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