Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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/ t5 w7 k% [0 N'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
+ T1 Q; C0 C8 U  c  S- M/ n0 D( P'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
0 o# r6 q4 N) ?'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
$ k2 ~% ~: X' L5 k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" b  R1 `8 G1 |$ ]: l& l- T'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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, @& P8 D* ]1 r'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! Y$ W/ r' b! e+ B, O" L! Q'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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3 n) ?3 M+ F% I0 B/ {[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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