Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" f# w# ]8 L" K9 o) O7 Y# H'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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+ j- F7 @5 r) y/ Z+ ]+ P$ |'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
. x( i& R: D/ T3 D1 _4 c4 o' s'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  j4 f! R; s1 `0 u' X5 M0 P'For reading a book,' she replies
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2 f, y: H  F/ d# X# K+ M- @'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# z/ B; K' Q' z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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' M+ ?4 U) I3 _8 E. G' b9 k' [- G'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

3 X- a! @7 |; f'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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5 F. t& @7 T# Q  ~But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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