Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

& o/ B6 `  |; H6 X; HAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
/ Z/ p3 ?$ U$ q  E'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
( g4 ?8 W' N9 S4 s1 s' U. O'For reading a book,' she replies
  
+ R, o/ O- U! z& ^- [: P. v! _'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ D" ]; Y4 U: s4 W'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
/ A) s" s" w! y7 l+ b'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
* s& [  g* s% i' D$ i( L'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
. J* P. `' o- L, M8 X6 @8 r# w: f 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

% r+ j# k! ~& _7 v; }'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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