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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. # @6 E K6 d! t8 a
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 4 @5 F; P0 s( c% ^4 ^; G+ j
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ q( g3 H8 D2 o'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 7 R& K4 v8 ^, e
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 4 J6 z) d( X! C' c# i4 c- {% L
'For reading a book,' she replies
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6 v' F! K' ~; C6 Y+ e# v( o* {- G'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 5 v3 T5 S8 r; V" B: [4 O" D- k. j
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 G& }* Z1 y' S' S'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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0 j. M4 \! e7 P) k6 Z'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ) `' e/ s1 f3 |9 t8 J6 Y
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
' g; Q8 H& j8 P3 l* y5 A* M'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. * ^" b. {: L" x/ d9 G/ X: z8 b0 ]
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