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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
) U& I& t$ }# G* D/ @) a'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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; ~) _9 j3 Q) Y7 C; E+ @8 {1 n) H, K'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her / ?! f- n" Q: A" I7 {" ~$ c
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
, b7 Q: V' j$ B! l/ K'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 }* c- v* K/ J* Y8 m0 k'For reading a book,' she replies
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6 r6 D1 [1 R" }4 E7 J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 9 [0 ?+ {: B6 v* b0 s1 m
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
/ F; r9 X3 a+ A( M'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ' r `. I7 ]% P2 g- B6 s) w0 j( m
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
" J8 O0 [5 L- J( H 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
4 W/ c* _3 s. f0 D+ ~/ K/ J9 a( X'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ' U$ {; l: R3 E" ]3 o8 Q. r8 V6 e8 E
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