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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. , q, Y i5 m' L; T0 [
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% G# K: \, I* f) ~2 g/ j'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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$ P$ @5 S7 x* x* {5 P: U8 n0 j'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her . d( F% I4 l% C6 K0 G
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' # z2 B* q+ j/ T; N$ J
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & m, S1 S: k1 Y* ?$ G
'For reading a book,' she replies ' s, c. Z6 ~: w* k2 |/ c# H, c$ p
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' \- |0 F# N3 C/ P% _) n'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
) l$ z7 p7 f: D9 }1 A'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ( Q) m z( V3 N/ O" J# [: Z$ r
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
7 o8 `* e7 F+ ^7 l; Q+ r'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' / c/ G! y2 F2 k8 M: A4 f' E
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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