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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 5 L+ S: z' y& ] y1 C7 j& q
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 5 x* }7 c/ T! T1 | n1 n+ l7 f
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her / b$ l" c$ D n7 }* R
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ! W+ ]! R1 i# r0 p% {
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : {& H. {# d7 N5 @/ m
'For reading a book,' she replies
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6 @+ Y2 L5 R- x( p7 |" K5 A, k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) c1 I: a& F$ a# i" C& M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 3 m- q. }! d' S- k6 P
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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/ I+ y: e/ W& T( N8 q$ a/ c- F'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
# Y( L# f, B+ p; _* d 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
4 g5 E: Q) ~( h' X* U'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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8 K9 r+ h4 ~& g'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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