Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

' @# Z9 h9 y/ \'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) u4 X3 Y. w4 a9 ['I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
! i. {* t& n9 m) G'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
+ a  z$ A0 [9 Y'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
+ y* B% P5 i1 N, c8 v( O4 h; u  c'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 p! z1 _7 t* D/ ~. {'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. B- O6 ~$ o" \, c'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

- k! x" n2 n: W, X1 M'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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8 y8 y, r4 z7 O$ dBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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