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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. & F1 G# d# d( X) {* ~7 E3 \/ M
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' c; p: n# A5 L, q4 L'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ; Q$ f( r6 `  j( L5 a
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   9 n% m# f1 P( f
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' % p, w1 z. X4 e; O
'For reading a book,' she replies
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( Y, G0 B+ O! q  M$ ?4 K'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. * V) I5 ~# N/ u7 [! C1 Q
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ' U- J: ^6 x; f
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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" F% W& V7 ~& }- P8 z& Q' u'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
; V2 `3 G# \0 `6 h 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
& S- O; X5 I4 L7 o3 A: {8 }, ?'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   - \# I3 h4 A6 _5 ^% i

! P. _. w1 }! q0 D& C'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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1 P+ l: V5 m1 s  v. b9 W( t- nBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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