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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 4 p" n% W, p. x! V" {

8 _! ?- f" }; p% f& O5 sAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% |' n  H5 Z- j3 W1 e& B'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   4 m" \! J+ B! R' x

4 B9 G. f7 m7 t& i; d  q4 n- l'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 8 z" z' w, F, k# g* Z' j* j: B
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
) y- ^. H( r$ f! s% F% L6 V) m. U'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
: x* T8 U# Z+ k( \' b$ E6 R3 s# v& a'For reading a book,' she replies
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# B1 ?- d3 n) ?/ }) N$ W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ) W& V/ g4 d/ H' l' ?8 c+ l1 s5 ^& a- f
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
. C( l. d0 V7 {  B* p# o'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   # G7 q/ I7 O7 e6 f( J  R
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ) m8 \2 Q8 m) X  w
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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% H$ m4 R- b% G7 e, u'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. ( h& P5 n- ?- w; O6 v4 n0 R- y
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But a funny story. . ^0 N3 T' B. g) b

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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( M; O- m( E( a4 x4 S[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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