Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
! A7 p4 C2 l' n4 d( A7 j" @'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
# R* K! U8 N& j4 T& M'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" `/ t* u/ h7 Z; Q7 R/ ]'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

* K% v& ~. R0 S/ N$ m2 E[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

! X$ y8 L! Y/ WBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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# e; L9 P! S' N- x: W[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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