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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ?7 h; M+ K |2 a( S* I9 |0 b- [
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') " k6 e- `8 f! o
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
. I0 s, v2 p" R- z" X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
' {: }7 ]/ F* b: L( t* s0 _$ r'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' / u8 D/ Y9 R+ y- N2 ]
'For reading a book,' she replies " R; u g% M0 k
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. . p# E: l$ k/ J. |
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
9 r, l! z$ V0 U& s/ X'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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* ~! S! G) M/ M2 J% j( M! j( b% b'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
$ I9 y8 ?$ p7 A. r: ^# w2 T 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. / V, w7 j; j$ l# K" J1 ]" ]
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 3 j0 Q( Z$ H4 K# S* v$ C
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