Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" n) z- B9 X8 S& W'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
" x3 `9 |3 [% e6 ^7 V. v# t'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
/ l( g. X$ u4 _( ~. G* f+ e8 G'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
7 U* L) I" @3 ~% f* @: O+ n) r8 h( r/ R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; I# e' X+ k$ N0 X% w; \'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! D; a) P+ N1 O/ X$ [8 r'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

7 T- v2 W* g5 O% J8 g- _+ v'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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$ d# ^; \) _& [0 N( J[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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