Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
: o5 D' A( q3 V, m1 ]  N! K'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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/ G; H. Q$ ~; z0 j4 R'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 j1 s& N" \8 m$ I- u* |, F'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
3 f: s2 d& g5 H. q5 ?' ?'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 `3 f0 O0 s( m. A9 [* ]'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; D$ a% U- z; d2 I: S$ s1 g'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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/ r! v" e+ ]! h; b% K  c'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 F* \# U( V+ ~0 H'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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, u2 f7 ?1 B# d3 p( u8 n4 i3 B[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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