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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 5 y( H* A1 Z6 `& J
7 I9 R+ l' T9 r( J$ ?Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
4 p7 w6 N2 f" h! r9 S5 M'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 4 A6 n6 t5 b" A6 Z7 u
" x# l; d( K, T) Y2 h7 r7 B+ `'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ' h2 F0 }: y& b7 l+ b+ v
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 G7 b- x4 i9 Z' }" k* C'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
8 b C, I) W K5 _' g1 a+ y; g) z'For reading a book,' she replies 0 B, H% M+ ]" R( K! u
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. # @9 m! n1 ]& ^; h, C* b! k- T. r
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ! X, Z* z0 }3 N7 [8 F& e- S
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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3 X, r6 g: B" G'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. + ^" ?6 J# ^4 m+ c
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
f3 ~) ]/ z" Y- V7 L% v1 Z- ]'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ' l+ l$ I9 a7 c8 a' S
" B; D; R8 a- ^5 w+ f& C'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ' S! @- w& t! @1 D# }3 ?
f+ Z' h* M' O8 K2 ~" n! F( p[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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