Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

0 j& b, m$ g* w+ qAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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4 J' u" [* u8 S4 V: v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* Y. Y& F. Y' F6 T4 C# X* _'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
; F7 W3 |. l- I9 U'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
' L6 ]! r. q3 [+ V7 z6 p& @'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
2 M0 F" O% ^  E- Z( a' C, F'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
+ Q' k. a) c5 k, F! S: g! |'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

1 D! n# e$ C  J- a1 O& CBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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