Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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: `! t) R5 w& a7 T+ ?Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
: u6 \7 o5 ]. T6 t'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
5 ^5 I" r# {% c4 W5 h" g'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
! f0 z/ W& [2 W2 K1 Y- t6 \'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 w: ^: L- A& ~8 }. E* i& [* L'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
/ Q" Q& Z+ _1 g2 `6 ]% ~'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
) U9 j. _! _! d# A! \% L! x 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
" D7 Q1 a$ K& |'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

4 f* E4 }* m" e7 @8 g8 z'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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