Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
; r2 I& |; G9 _3 D& S'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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0 w( K8 {5 O7 p'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
% F9 a+ [: }  C7 y8 J5 S& v! Z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
9 o7 X  x; _8 i  b& b" h; q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
3 x7 P' l' H! z; Q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: j/ o  W5 j5 r( }0 F'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
: I. J" b. y- H6 n, A'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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3 {7 g4 r% L! t$ o5 C9 O[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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