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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. $ g3 p, P4 D& O' v9 Y" a
, m! ]( y, G/ X; {Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' " C/ H s% X) V/ g
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ( L/ J. W6 A) T. @4 {
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ' A# {5 z2 ^" L7 [( A+ E' {. q
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' , q0 J# F# J3 v, m) S
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
. [( d' S5 d4 m b" d2 ~'For reading a book,' she replies - M) [/ a. K2 Z6 ~- J% U. z
$ y6 a: ?0 n; f' s, _6 C* B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 6 \) m0 Z2 R) I3 ~: ]
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 ~9 E N$ A( E9 k: P+ Y- {$ w& a'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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: q6 }5 r; A8 D'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
7 t V" g& g m 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. + U% B1 u1 h) L& u/ u* w' Q
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 0 K/ r1 v3 F: P' e
: {- P# q* r! k. e5 }'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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