Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

8 B+ C6 \$ m, T2 P  U/ Z3 n" MAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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& h; `; y# ~. \'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
- b$ p/ M0 _3 _5 i* ~& h2 h  k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
! o0 }( ]  a6 o% D7 Q+ P3 t8 r8 v'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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2 \7 H" u0 _, y2 `- Y& X& w'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
/ Q( Q7 e/ S, h, G- g/ s+ ^'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
( T5 C( J/ K# _4 Y( Q: ?'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
/ _# s. g. ]+ {! _  ~" u. n$ T+ F'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

* O- G: L* U4 H, w+ F'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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6 v* q) Z: c  D* G) ]$ ?[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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