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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. & t @8 r+ v' _9 R" }
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
. W, i0 O5 l4 t+ W'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 K5 Y/ ^. r) \0 \' m* E! C'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' " c6 A. U, m4 C
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' % _- _" s/ N! {/ g/ L# @# K& X/ R \
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
, p. i. [ g7 \" c* s' E# G# _'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 I4 N" h9 y. r! V3 I'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
$ U/ U# C5 G/ M- {* p% k 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
, I% b5 o9 L* ^! D'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' t, i' s% s/ T5 C b
/ p$ X1 z' ?& {1 `'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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