Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

8 _! ?- f" }; p% f& O5 sAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% |' n  H5 Z- j3 W1 e& B'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

4 B9 G. f7 m7 t& i; d  q4 n- l'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
) y- ^. H( r$ f! s% F% L6 V) m. U'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
: x* T8 U# Z+ k( \' b$ E6 R3 s# v& a'For reading a book,' she replies
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# B1 ?- d3 n) ?/ }) N$ W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
. C( l. d0 V7 {  B* p# o'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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% H$ m4 R- b% G7 e, u'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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( M; O- m( E( a4 x4 S[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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