Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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4 O1 S% N* N. V'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ X0 x4 P( P, c8 ]5 C'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
9 v6 r, E  E: h+ D/ {1 |'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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2 ?$ t. M+ n, P) a. A( v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 I/ V+ H9 j* ^0 I( n% ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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7 Q7 U. `& f& ~' W; ^; d! I! y, J'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* X( U9 Q1 |5 G$ ~; U5 r'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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% B5 n* H1 Y% y3 f4 l9 j! m[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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