Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

# G# f5 b8 a! P. O'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
( M' E4 g: s% X# o' @0 R6 ~'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
7 i1 \9 n, q# b' ^% x4 O* f, B% P'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 r) {' K6 k6 i: H3 @  w  \. h& n'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 H' @9 p3 R7 `' e5 g7 P'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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0 w- M3 d9 B' w2 C' j1 T'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
; B  A! X- d0 B6 Q4 p4 y# G) c% Y'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

  r, S6 ^3 h. M, m'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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