Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
$ p1 V6 o+ _  v. ?+ H! \'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: K: l5 }" ~: W! B/ C'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, t7 y! A$ {$ I* a5 M6 V'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' l8 k2 o/ G, o4 C& k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
9 D" m: y" J/ P  E+ d- i. I% J  z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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2 V1 f; t* Y+ g4 x" _5 H'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

! e" S# @9 p! v6 q$ z'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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