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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. % Z4 F4 k6 t. F7 N0 H, V* S: X* _( ?
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" n) z- B9 X8 S& W'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') * D! Z' t7 y/ e' a; d
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
" x3 `9 |3 [% e6 ^7 V. v# t'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' , y' v0 B+ {; Y
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
/ l( g. X$ u4 _( ~. G* f+ e8 G'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
7 U* L) I" @3 ~% f* @: O+ n) r8 h( r/ R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; I# e' X+ k$ N0 X% w; \'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. T% G2 {; j! r" @! q0 u- i
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! D; a) P+ N1 O/ X$ [8 r'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 0 D) z, Q! v% `/ x/ g" V) I+ k+ ]
7 T- v2 W* g5 O% J8 g- _+ v'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 7 V! R6 D6 u; P2 y2 d
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