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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. & W9 N7 \7 |* j) I, w
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' & P. o! W4 w* m% k$ _  Q) k
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 3 c% X0 y& Z5 T5 o3 B* O& ?0 B
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
& d; l" ]$ x$ t* q& E0 \'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
1 k5 V4 P  V7 @+ Q) l& u. b* F'For reading a book,' she replies ; B3 F1 ^4 X# ~8 `/ ~/ \. I
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 5 z( ?; z4 H( g
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- O+ h- H& W7 M! ]'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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; q* X' `4 H9 p8 M6 J3 ~'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
0 i6 c9 _/ ?0 l1 d7 z0 t# m 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
3 s8 K, F2 Q/ l6 r6 q. Q'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   1 \- l7 S- g1 n

5 M) Y4 Z' w9 \9 N3 Q'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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+ v  i# G* I% M& `# kBut a funny story. 7 q& S" j. Z- Q

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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2 ~, o1 ~# J5 X6 z' Q8 i[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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