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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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0 r( S! n/ F$ D$ b/ pAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" y( N( y$ @" h5 h'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her % d* I1 _3 d @$ K, ^( U
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ; }4 W( |6 ]0 A1 l6 T
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' - d; ~5 ?4 ?# f8 {+ [
'For reading a book,' she replies
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7 ?/ H( W2 I6 O0 n4 D% U h& N Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
* O* M3 Y3 }; U'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" I" f# Z( [1 d; ?5 O- Q( y" [* s" H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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2 i; y) ]& ], F7 ^+ h5 D( B5 p'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. % p* v; y) ^8 x- _
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. # ~; ~2 z7 G) J4 S; }
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. + r/ {" N" d. t3 A9 \. \7 j- |
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