Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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9 N$ {5 S  E- `1 s- Z5 ?( hAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 h% V3 o# [# O, ~* h; ?: B'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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/ C" s0 k6 u% P) T( ]. l; x0 d8 D'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
$ g1 i5 v- ]+ X'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
" K  c+ i- n: S: m+ z- f$ C* E'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: v2 a: _1 m9 p! R# R( q. b# c- V  r'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
5 l, ^5 q; d, B# O'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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: w7 V* ?# P- _4 A0 e$ Z% V'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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