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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. # m7 a& n- `& `4 J. w. P0 J c
5 D' o0 Z8 a' C) Y' x+ v3 p1 }Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ' m6 N8 S4 l' `4 Q+ I
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ! u9 W# @ C$ K# y+ k+ `
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ y: e$ S2 F0 e0 |6 X" _% \3 p M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
`( c! Q7 h( m" E/ c'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
+ }9 j) n3 P! Y'For reading a book,' she replies 8 ?: b3 h X" ?
* F& l$ G4 ^6 l: j' g+ c6 v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. : l6 S- L/ Y7 w3 s% f0 ^- F
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 2 D. `) Q7 c" p4 {
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & W% F! [ y3 ~8 f Z$ b1 `1 G
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
6 J+ A0 G1 v7 z6 g 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
1 m6 ?8 p: t; _9 [ e! H. M+ }'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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6 N8 S9 z1 u0 [" b' ?0 M'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 7 x) o9 {) i# X1 `) ]
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