Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

6 j$ ]& v5 l5 v8 [* b4 lAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
8 M) B8 J; b5 T( x# u% v! i# t! G'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

8 p# n- m" o+ k% V8 Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 Y% R% N/ G1 U% }  b'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) W7 T/ S8 S% b# `'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
2 p3 T# r; a2 y; a7 W'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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" ?, L' X# j! ]& r0 n! `[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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