Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
( X0 F% H  z. t; }4 C'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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! a1 P; i9 Q3 ?1 S2 d'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
& ~7 Q/ ?" Y" Z5 r'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
% k  v- B" \% ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
! x( P& d* ^- `2 {. r'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

# E- g$ r# W3 Y& Q  _  |) H" s$ Y+ F'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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8 i1 F  P& O1 r1 P0 {& T8 j5 T) f[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

6 K& p, O  b0 ?+ O  WBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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, A4 y* G1 m+ ][ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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