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![老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!](http://web.edmontonchina.net/pic/laoyang/300x188.jpg) One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. & _" c# U$ D& R( ^) G
- M. V1 e/ P/ v9 E: @% S1 ]# |- RAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ; t9 w! M! |1 [! ]0 C
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') $ C2 U* A8 D% |
0 c( m; L2 e6 A" L3 i8 L'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
" C6 D+ `* d' M- d3 ?'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! m; F* l0 i1 F" s'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' $ q- h: r- y8 Z/ G0 U4 K
'For reading a book,' she replies
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9 }$ _' W5 ?! t' k- \8 U: e" l8 q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. - Y/ F* U2 A; o. d, B6 b. A( p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
2 b+ i' J# R1 ]1 \1 x! e/ e" }" R'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 z& r" k4 G* R+ c- B; C7 ]5 M6 s8 a
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
/ E* z3 c' i) A* C! ^2 x1 Q 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. & }' x& R8 ?# y0 A2 s) W
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 2 U7 K8 e5 R2 f9 l0 N
4 C4 V: e! N% L U3 |& t5 ?! F" e'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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8 z1 ]* Z- Z; _1 ?* z# ]" n. S[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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