Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

1 z6 N0 O1 ]; t+ k- D* C5 j3 G& \Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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# D7 M* o; }* u; A! W4 {) u'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
+ p/ P9 B9 G7 Z: l( R( L6 X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
9 N% a! T1 i5 r'For reading a book,' she replies
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/ |; H7 |! N0 V) I. I'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 h2 Q* A8 F4 U, Z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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! F7 n9 Z1 j6 r'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
, j$ ^! b+ C& K# G) r/ i3 q- }7 ^ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

; S8 W9 [) P- K! ]6 \'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

! y. c* I* R5 i7 u  K  M/ N. GBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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+ \8 O6 o: }) J9 ~[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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