Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
; R; j  o# V% ~: N2 u'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
$ y! B/ e) e" H2 B$ e'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  s4 G% r1 A' y'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
0 L' G7 N' N% x& H9 M5 s'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
/ l( P' Z/ l. K' C" l+ C 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
6 ^# m0 `  }/ \! U; {'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

2 r$ P; ^& T0 ~! Q8 j[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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' k3 @. C" \3 V% g  V, V8 T# N[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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