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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. / C2 w3 C+ k8 }" C2 z$ |
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 5 ?. ]1 T0 W* [( U! M! d! R
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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/ t5 w7 k% [0 N'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
+ T1 Q; C0 C8 U c S- M/ n0 D( P'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 o# r6 q4 N) ?'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' / R5 ?% p: v5 E% d9 ^1 K; q. |; r
'For reading a book,' she replies , k5 N. Z; v) M, G9 d9 h
$ k2 ~% ~: X' L5 k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 9 T. |/ v6 u) ~1 S+ B
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" b R1 `8 G1 |$ ]: l& l- T'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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, @& P8 D* ]1 r'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. % O; c( v& o) g$ G Y: q
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! Y$ W/ r' b! e+ B, O" L! Q'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 2 {, a) v4 ^; \' u8 A& B
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. : N: R- i# y5 x, ?! h8 Q
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