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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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/ X. r; @8 z( i4 ~Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 L3 j! @% e M* t- n9 d" c'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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, _7 g$ {1 i, Z, U'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
, f' Q8 C1 E& D- g, a' `) ?9 v/ Y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- L' D, y/ j4 [: b+ a'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & e/ d; ?" W' s4 C
'For reading a book,' she replies 0 `) S% |4 }. h$ b! P0 C
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 9 t( `+ K, |( T6 M
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' * _, I! Q) Y! a* s3 A/ Z' N6 x% y! q2 ^( ~
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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, ?. @. N$ Z4 \$ S" u+ X# A% K9 O'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
1 w- @" S' T/ h ]( U; N 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 0 ^8 P# y+ G2 Z9 Y
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' " p, A+ O! @3 R; n a x/ ]* V+ p' e- X
1 f9 k s7 S+ b. f0 v; I% X'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 0 ^. `7 g$ P* A1 S$ z& d0 K
; S" Q: N* n0 k7 Q1 t$ b[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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