Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
1 I& U4 j: N2 u'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
+ f1 X' H' z  F+ f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
& ~. Q4 r1 V: }8 X'For reading a book,' she replies
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  {+ x- I" B6 M; f' y; X3 G5 M'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 x" h; G2 e7 f& F'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
  ^5 S. X2 T: q6 j( ~; ~3 ]/ [/ Y'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
+ e4 r, ]1 U/ _, G- s! d'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

; r' q5 `8 ^& D7 l- a3 M# |But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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