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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ) p( k7 i( ~ [
5 X8 r4 l1 S: u/ }1 O2 U, T" ?! tAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' l) j6 }8 d6 k+ N) X'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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4 O6 N6 M" g9 a# F4 Q9 H3 [8 k4 Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ! O, }- [& c: H* B% i. [
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 5 I% y+ d; T4 h% U- Z5 Y0 f8 ?
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & P+ {4 e" l: A/ X3 M2 f
'For reading a book,' she replies . b# ?& m D4 K i
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ' c e1 \6 t1 n, @
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' - j, p3 I3 p7 X8 B
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 O- i. c* ^1 c/ Y0 c. b( s
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ; u7 R! j. t2 b5 a8 A, I7 i0 Y
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
2 X, b; s; }$ G'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' b" }9 A" @4 g4 ?' S
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. # C. o; s: ~, F) @% ]/ s
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