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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 8 x* d( p2 s# p0 ]& U, O0 p

, [8 }5 F$ {4 F/ v. `5 gAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
1 C: S# O2 C, F3 t7 E3 M  w! `'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   : S( \9 v' G+ Q' p

: K) |$ A& t# v0 Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: r9 t9 F( X6 \& ?'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   ) @+ o# ^" |& S
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
/ H2 d; W1 p$ {'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.   v) i& s, r! s6 g8 H
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
' N/ h' }( i1 q# g2 A2 s, Z! t'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 1 z) c% n" C0 a
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
1 v# o2 ~- p* w7 ?9 ?" c& r* ^; k 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
% L* R: C  t& L+ T8 f" v' V'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ! ?* a  _- i( a" {$ C) B

# Y/ c/ I: t) h/ `. C'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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  ~, E% i- [& H1 D5 y[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 4 E. S8 w6 ]$ |# R

- a# C: T7 V! |, ?# w4 NBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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