Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

8 Q. X# ^% F2 _; KAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

; E+ S2 H! `. b" s+ I. i'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
; B  f' d  V1 `'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
$ b. @9 @3 N# |'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 s: n. w2 E- Y( E) o! V'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
5 B- r6 C# g% g, i& V 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
  p( s# u6 r! h9 d. T/ R'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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! f+ }. j& Y/ P  t2 Z! ^2 c4 l'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

, F- ~: U4 d$ O% _[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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