Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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/ |2 a, V2 T% O, Q' [! c" AAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' Y6 J9 D6 z' z6 o/ Z. v/ ~* j'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

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, ~5 n4 ^" _) N6 S6 y, }  |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
3 Y' \, ^1 X2 G, K'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 Z2 P4 X. }% x; Y'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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+ ]7 J* I: K/ Y! x- x6 u4 t* Y'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
) G$ t7 r/ h7 `& [" Q 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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2 K) n2 j0 R4 c( |; ~1 C: t( CBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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" M4 s7 S2 e) e' E- f3 o# R% i( S, a[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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