Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 {( ]& A$ ?" @5 p' i'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

& M" l  ]1 u- t& r) \'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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; {! a0 P6 a! t  ]'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
- e! ^- O; j) V2 c4 a'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 a# D! C1 K* b$ {'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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' W; M- O, r2 I9 ]( |'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

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, ]$ m( i% F; r: J" M* A( L6 ][ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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