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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' W3 D2 }( x/ z* ~2 N) M
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 7 ^& m }1 i6 O5 U. H5 e! r
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
% W; q9 Y# S* g0 K( |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' , M2 c1 u9 ^$ z& |( A3 x
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 2 N4 Y1 D! N' z/ ~2 o2 w
'For reading a book,' she replies 9 C* S$ ^3 k, r) \# a" k4 _& `
1 u. w; l2 [, |$ t5 d'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ) x+ @- N; c1 D. r
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' " A! m' i6 ~2 O" N
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' . m/ M% i9 A- u; H1 X
+ N4 ^5 o: L' t. q0 G. Q: Z0 o'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
' v" O# s+ v {4 v! w 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ; p: u6 o+ r/ D6 }2 ^; c
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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