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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. , @$ [# L! i' B: o& }: w- V

6 u& J  `: d- {7 T. cAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
. _( S6 _! e" a# N' `'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   , D) Q+ c3 {. Q2 k
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
2 W  m  Z9 u% ['I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   0 N6 x8 S3 M% j. V# C# `/ e' X
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ' e( G4 O& h# R3 U
'For reading a book,' she replies 4 m, |1 y" t. x) v
  
' X" W1 h! e; g0 u  A- \# k2 Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
5 w4 ^! I# l* t* B7 [: c; O6 \'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' % O3 y. D! B, a2 Y' B
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' % F: \: a, X& @6 n
  
: ?# ~1 x1 b* m'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
  s  M4 h! v3 i# f 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 7 z! G& a4 w& Y. |' V2 I: S
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   5 f+ y# E7 `8 y2 ^
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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