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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 2 z; I: l) k8 P3 o f) {
, k3 g' D4 A) a/ X4 [4 I% dAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
; r. K1 q& d0 O1 V& g0 w'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
! }9 h/ M- c6 A0 @0 b" U'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 I: H; j' s' B9 p! _'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : Y( x* Q( Z4 r( W/ M& K
'For reading a book,' she replies 0 a8 i3 V3 _8 c( B
! e: O! [; @5 z% e& r'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& l, y$ T7 F$ X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ! s. _1 F3 e. H$ U6 I$ r" H
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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- \: C" H! M/ c% Q: Y7 P, T5 t# O'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
/ a/ s {) _, O8 L4 M _ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ) H6 F7 {. P5 z) n
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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