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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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$ W$ p0 {: w* M/ x1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. K$ k4 t* V, e0 ~
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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; y5 G( D" h# G$ G' V/ W. H5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.* P4 V- G7 b0 }
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.5 c5 F7 g/ r- E5 l( B: U
( W0 A* T/ v( l6 ^9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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% L; @$ X( g G. K! ^& Y10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.9 R: e" C# ]7 ^2 G& _% ~! {. x
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.9 o) { E) X9 u
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.3 V5 B; ]5 u/ A- { c
( D2 |+ L7 D6 V7 r. e- r; }15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 r+ s# V- `. p
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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' {2 k$ P4 u0 t" v. l- G7 C1 z+ e18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; y% {0 j c5 q7 d4 a! i" r
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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}2 t, u x+ f, b* S, G3 l20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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+ t" [4 ~- G b21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 a% m3 b S; w2 ?
8 W4 n, [& ^) K8 C$ W) C22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' z- ^" a5 p# A# O
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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# J3 `6 q( {, W, k24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. v F5 ?4 L z0 q) `0 @
. Y- H# S! J \; E2 X% q8 x25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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