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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...% S( j5 ^9 l' g4 [ o _
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. f9 y* n m0 y. c9 `
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 @7 X* h c# z. K' }
; e# O# u$ ^8 y$ G6 N' M1 Z1 T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.% b# {1 q" u; s
4 S! T! ^$ I6 ~' ]6 q5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.) l" z$ R) j0 u' g7 V i0 D
, |8 v1 P$ g. @+ U; a% T2 _4 Y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 o: h9 F7 y7 i% R
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 g; n! j x4 s8 ?) o3 |1 b" o
% d1 ?$ C4 I/ L7 n' ~' k" P8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.' ^3 T# Y- T4 q1 [' B
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- Z$ S! z9 q3 t L3 f- N
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence., G2 b) ^; T0 E& p7 N j" T) n
8 H5 ]( A, \, x! C; ?# q' X, B12.) Super glue is forever.+ J& |/ f0 {4 ^4 D- D
" L2 w5 I, I K6 P) r13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) X" z3 n0 L7 Y: @! y# _
6 M6 a, \" C6 E4 U9 L& ~" G14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.% X$ D/ m4 ^: t% u2 A
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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. ?$ i7 r9 V# ?* `; h2 B4 v8 K$ h17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% I0 }* d" C R' H
) N- [5 b( H0 a2 e+ {18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 O0 e) d5 f$ K z! t" h4 A
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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# P: F$ k1 t6 E; P6 @20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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{- w9 [* t" f: f, x21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., c. B# i6 C$ g$ b. X/ ]% G
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.& Z; B# u1 k: p
4 L% {. X$ Z- Z: H& m23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 b8 N/ u/ M6 d0 ^* I+ Z
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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