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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.6 G( i" X* w$ _& Q3 m4 U

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. S; P) S/ a3 g! l9 o% t! g8 K7 V1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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- L& J; ~5 e! q9 y+ M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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% \& Q* n* C, |  p4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* h: k) P/ o, u% z" ^- C

6 n  u; f- x, f& W5 T5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% {5 v) |+ r. \% R, g: G' L( u; ]0 Z

. t" C" ]  @. ~8 H6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; J! p5 e, _* _# K) n$ @

, |- Z1 V# }4 K9 S* S: F  s7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.( x3 F- |0 t$ e3 O5 H/ I

3 s  {- @0 B# k# {$ \, W, U' v8 }. t8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.1 X! ~& r: U% R8 D9 @

0 y1 p( G2 \9 P, O9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ l, Y+ r! \! d7 l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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" u( x' n5 U4 z# F6 Q0 L9 b6 g& C" d13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.; O6 E$ q2 J( |1 j5 w9 |" p
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 n) Z+ U% \) b1 q4 A7 I! }. }6 l
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.8 `& b; M5 i1 s2 F! }* y5 [

5 l: O+ D, |- l* Z% Y4 N* x/ ~" \" e16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes./ ~9 {5 L" m; w- z

! M+ D' c3 y, K5 l/ m( v17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 ]& m/ X1 k. s1 A/ T

  Z2 B5 S+ |. h3 }: n' k. c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is., ]" O- t$ \/ k1 ]& C" n

) X) u& E% I1 y; E! Y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens." K( q8 S2 E7 F
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.* W" M  s5 l" `: O

- }8 i3 y2 A4 P3 r9 W) o22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.% x- n* m) I  W( ^4 f! D; Y6 {

( E) x4 _6 O. H23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.. \3 U& x" b! v# |4 Q1 W

5 m, i; B8 A) T( i# U& \& A25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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