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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.# E# t3 k4 ^# F* E7 A& M0 r1 j
9 Z, b T, c3 l* C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! s" {; h* V; U3 E9 V, [! H" C
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.2 i% U$ ~% l5 M
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.# A7 S% D- _, g# H; S% j
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." V' n6 n1 T4 `: V$ w7 e
# J7 S$ [7 A. N4 B9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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7 X7 q& B8 m$ X# f( G$ s& l12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 W0 h+ j9 B/ r" m4 T0 G/ f) j
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 L( b( B5 }7 W1 `/ w
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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" d" v# l$ {) g) m- ^16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes./ m3 s j4 G I
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving., i( p6 [1 `9 E q9 C5 o' c2 e
; f2 ]# p8 F; o- \/ ]/ Q18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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' d" R$ X. C* Z! t5 J5 T$ M& w19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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* `4 l! C% C: n: z) w" O1 P& x21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. M- `7 K+ W% }
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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0 v2 W& y& B/ V+ d. L24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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