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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... U' U2 O" S; ~ N- W; r" g b
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+ d5 }5 S$ l! p) U2 J9 k8 z7 l1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.: ^$ ]" }1 w0 {
- ` k! h7 J. O% `; b3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' h9 u4 ~# A; |/ A2 K
% s1 l- f" J5 o5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.) O$ ?/ a3 V$ t
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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' Y" ?% I8 t# Y- C; w8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.# A. R5 l3 y7 ~. @ f
' [9 m5 N- b; V3 E- [9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.5 f3 ?5 P5 @( A
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.7 V* Q Y+ ~2 G! \
* r, d3 M3 A, T/ n. u11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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\. t& D8 ?: z* U$ t7 B' x9 ~12.) Super glue is forever.. r1 E' ]1 a/ c$ \: S; T: D
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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; d! L* D7 V) T" B2 \' t15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes./ W1 `& h6 k) q6 ]1 O, j
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- k% H x( D- ?9 ?: u; x
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.% z' {8 C- E, U$ x7 |2 G; ^7 ]
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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# w5 Y% [8 s& g9 {8 U+ f' b! T21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( ~7 o/ l+ i) X f4 _, K2 B
5 v$ @- y; Y3 W, [' P22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. }$ `( V( _3 r. r
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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8 W' _3 B2 M! B/ j$ K24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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" D% h$ r; l0 @1 o" ?# _. O25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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