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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... I# z. T% t6 o3 {
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8 O3 X2 s1 u7 j5 |7 Z" U1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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* N/ ~5 O8 Q. w( F: l5 v z9 w2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. v' K* {0 r! c4 ?: F6 M
( {3 O4 K/ _7 C! [3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant./ C2 Q0 f; w$ [* e# E+ h/ b. m7 g
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.4 A6 P% w5 L* x9 `9 R
% _; O" J. [' i0 d( P2 @$ C5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 ]7 w4 r0 Z$ n) P7 f) h
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 h6 _+ P" Z( `
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( q- q0 D: K6 b8 ?# q
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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! v: s4 Y. s2 H) E! O1 [12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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1 P8 I" F: \7 X5 n14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ i. m. N% D. K( M) G
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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6 T8 N0 k8 i4 `2 J" ~9 P17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- U) D1 }0 F9 p, k4 B
Q9 S N+ p _3 G18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- k) M/ L0 {' P
& J) z/ y4 a/ X* a. d/ M19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.+ n, b- B; p9 u
) s6 N' O: ?) K) p20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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* O: F& y+ Q, `0 ?. C1 G% P21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 P, K1 j3 j' m0 o( i/ i: m1 [
" d+ [+ y) W3 A22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.% b( a, _2 G1 m
$ j% c4 ~$ \/ O& w23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.) _1 L: {, T; E H; |
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. }0 W; Q- v, J+ u$ r v2 W
1 y+ t5 a3 b1 M& u' |9 w25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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