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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.2 T) v, H$ O# e$ A

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( c5 [& {  A6 k
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.* O& ?, w: j* C. C$ A. [+ [7 n3 t
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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! T" z2 q& r' ]1 H6 q4 l( U. s3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.2 o  m5 g- V; z3 \
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# [- P( s8 m( e  z5 A

  B% P  l8 O+ |/ I6 |7 X4 `6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ R3 }8 r  `9 ?+ v1 A+ S3 P- K

) J4 D1 d4 i# p6 w4 w3 v: F7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late., z1 |: F+ ^$ n8 v! ^; p

8 ?/ U5 p7 {4 Z* H4 m- C- F( M6 ~$ G/ S8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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+ N( C* w7 S+ r) P  t2 R, V/ [9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 A# d: e: Q+ X3 E& }7 g10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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# X3 u. a! ?! H5 b+ d" c' Q12.) Super glue is forever.% Y2 K, r) f: r" K7 O# {
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& v2 G! Y' `2 D! \% |14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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% }( e% q) R; n5 i2 b15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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! c2 C$ m0 d  X% t# Q8 B+ ^16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.$ `& h7 _1 ]7 U9 I3 D, c; W
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.# v$ [6 p% l. m
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.) N* y0 g' {2 u# b0 A9 G
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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) ~& D( E( V- d) I' g) m3 q+ \2 e22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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: b% d7 t2 c" g0 @& B23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 }5 l, Z3 A% Z% F' m& p# ?7 J

' P/ i0 H& K" |" p24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.) A( K6 M4 s$ ?' ^% V; I2 t

7 y! D9 ?  d5 y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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