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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& ]* n% p/ j; G$ [- y4 n7 m, Q
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1 J, N. c1 |% h' I" u" I1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ r; N; k2 b4 N: ]2 U
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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" x8 o! U& K/ _! n; Q/ _9 w# y4 k4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.; A. ]3 O w, X6 [7 C8 O
- F9 {, O% [1 i1 x5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ a( l* B# ]7 {
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan./ ~, ^0 I7 ]4 R: ^; J8 i* Z
) g+ _8 L+ @3 }$ U1 t7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.2 a" }; X, A5 q" r
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.9 M$ Q# F& O4 N7 S/ ^
3 N/ b; L/ V$ T10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 m1 M8 {: L6 [% i$ j u2 j
4 W* G4 i D8 O+ s6 x/ @% ^11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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- g7 l5 i/ ^$ W3 n, @12.) Super glue is forever.
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8 b; ?! _, ?5 R, K0 b1 D }3 d1 Z13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. B- W- X9 J% F8 W. f; L
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O." ~* X- [& L( D4 n: i7 |
& }9 K) E; g; m+ j6 j% Q) `15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.) ]. A5 T& g5 G, W1 r
+ ~# V/ M7 F) A2 g/ X16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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+ o- C9 p+ r+ }$ O17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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$ i1 j, z' j+ \/ X7 b2 w19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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0 Q/ L7 K7 a# Y! T22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 B# F" r6 M: i
& K! a' O/ d2 C23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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