Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

( L3 O' V8 E# H2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

/ n; ]$ v1 {) o, b& _3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

2 k8 p: q" w3 J7 X$ y1 @+ j4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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# J+ H2 V' B6 j, t' Z* ?; Q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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$ y' c( ~3 J$ M' I8 q" ^7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

5 `9 G) r" \" c. n; X. H13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

9 h& K5 y9 S) O* e14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

' n* }  ~+ [! k2 H9 Q17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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5 S' {* }" O8 G20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

$ ~0 f& d. Z( ]6 ^" i2 ^; y21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

2 M" N6 i+ {( E+ ]22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

) ~/ x9 E0 G" Y1 q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

8 j  n) X$ d8 Q4 k: ^25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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