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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# b! q! S; p% r- j7 l% n+ E
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7 k. q% z' {2 c1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., L- L; _! V9 n3 P# g B# F! m! o
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 M- O4 h, K- J8 N5 C
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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+ I6 A6 u: d' z; C+ w7 A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 L. ~0 X; q7 p( g6 F0 A, Y/ _
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% o% n. r7 L9 P/ _3 w
- Y* }6 ?& L/ f( v* X1 Q% \7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.7 }& \" f# j! ?. [* i- ~% p
8 i2 q$ H# X6 ^8 v2 I" k P9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., k/ D- B/ i9 l0 m Q8 h
) {# V2 V4 e1 z' k% e0 ^# h10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.4 E' ?) L) T* s P+ ?+ y% n2 G
& k0 e% q" p# x! Q- r0 C13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." W T$ r' t. F9 @$ |
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; Y/ ^ {8 W& m* D q
: o. \- r w0 j0 H, e4 ^4 ^5 l17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& y* K- `0 T3 K6 i+ o5 y7 ]
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* x6 Y% @ z' k0 S
, C! j: Y2 V c/ w4 W' J' S M19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.0 ^2 W) a; S: v
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) W4 f, l; R: n1 A0 H21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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9 v8 y# n+ U1 a! \# y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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$ B) ? J6 G, f7 t24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ I, \% {" k& F( e0 r: t
. P. x+ K& W3 {. \3 i25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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