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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* b" R6 o6 B1 ?8 r$ D
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& |% i8 }2 n( ]8 s- S
% y) K' @4 `6 k& V+ s2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 Q2 s- |( a% K6 Y( Z- I1 Z
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# w2 \7 K1 N Y% b) ?
! x0 r: a# I3 m: p8 H" C4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.% m. B$ ?0 F3 C
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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1 h8 X& V8 L6 o7 x; S6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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- W1 ?3 P$ o; Y$ W4 w" ^8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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5 N) g3 M/ p1 S5 S; O9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 j# h: `# v# T' V, r
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.3 ]" w# y+ f3 o0 M, z
( I$ U! a( u; p( J6 H11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.' F) h2 S# }7 ^1 b6 p e! h7 G
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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N' r5 ~; i$ ^* z13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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* }& f; h d2 S9 E% A( V14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 Z9 `% A) r( F0 v. o; k4 |
; X8 A6 V% f7 g+ j5 l9 O0 E15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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4 I: K$ H' n4 x. I( X16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.+ O2 m3 [' C+ U) }
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ T4 R( U/ z- k+ a) b% R
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 `: a2 Z: _7 _* ~
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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; c. S; ~. Q; C) T21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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+ M9 i7 ]/ K- G, D22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., f+ r+ W2 |1 A8 o
% j, L I& K* d) y0 `" s23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.% i3 m) \. k3 U0 c! p
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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8 _: S& @" A+ m" v. R7 w$ j25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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