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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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2 s* `. k2 Z9 Q1 Y) u+ K6 J1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.0 e2 J3 d$ g2 O2 I( R5 P
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1 b4 n* r' i" e- o. m9 t3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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3 E7 ~$ M4 }" G% n1 P6 `; L' G5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.; O# Z3 E2 @' G- K' W
: w, D' J& \4 o; X9 T6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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+ H/ Y4 t4 x# G. r7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.5 Y2 _/ U9 H/ R" r2 E
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 b! z2 f) o1 {. x) N) h) A# {5 l
- n1 e/ Z1 Y7 {/ V# s" c9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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]. F1 U: e, s# g% o2 F10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 U' C/ s R! O4 a7 y: @11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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2 P2 u# W" c: v; ?- S+ \! h6 n* v12.) Super glue is forever.7 O8 n3 P$ Z" Q2 t
+ V$ ?: V1 U. p13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 D% E# M* H! j6 t# U5 M
$ f8 W% l0 L# n4 B6 [14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 ^# C7 ^5 L/ M6 b" t& m9 h
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.* v- M6 o. ]+ T
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. M. d9 N; h; b
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& z0 O' ~$ [' j1 Y' e
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.( o) _7 H: d' K/ p6 @7 _( A
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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+ G) n8 [; |4 j% |20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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7 d; U4 O6 G/ n21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.) P+ i. ^& o! C8 M; R6 N
5 a H) m4 e" B( c& q* G% K' e. z) T23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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