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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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, V% L! U5 F8 t5 z1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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% e& j6 `/ u* f* O1 {0 F7 c2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant." Q+ z9 u' _+ T% K% e5 X
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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3 m3 ^: _1 A. l3 o# F& c/ k$ K5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 t& T# b0 U3 W7 j) B
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.: f& J: b# p5 k) ?$ {& k! T- N
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 q. O$ s& @! G% @3 f' F) J2 c
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.- q% G% A6 V# w& ~
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water., ~: E/ G# J" c0 V
0 D5 l. t5 U6 ]: Y8 L( g14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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+ z7 F" a7 X3 O$ K15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.# l0 p6 ]4 }. Y! ?. d+ }2 ]
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.( D3 q, ^" o+ |, m; c/ V
5 g; j% Y. Q2 W20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.; s2 P+ W2 ^0 V- V( `
6 X j/ P w3 u- P$ g4 o; b21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., @6 E: Z' ~9 z0 z% _ ^
4 Y. l7 A$ H3 P1 f2 O* y+ R22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.: p, J; O1 L- x7 s+ f- d
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy." s ?7 Z" J9 |
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 [' x4 L' x& K4 n- P+ H
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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