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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( V' ~: d& g9 O
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.5 z5 U: x: m; p, W5 ]
* O( f3 ~2 G# _9 V: |0 v& F3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 F! d$ ~0 V# G# j9 O% ?
6 _% x7 {9 t3 C% m( W1 ~4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.0 d w0 Q- w! P+ p2 U0 C
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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. X) q& Q% F) d3 l; b4 P- q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! v$ F# B) A f O$ ^- ?6 B. e
5 [. x C- |+ ^' g# {( j2 \7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 T& e" i: H% c- Y o
# z! @# ?. y3 P& b# H7 _9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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8 \. k f% A% p3 k10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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$ s/ f4 a. E6 n; m13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.4 W& N) L# S: W; {/ g: N' r
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.! |- ]" f% M- I4 W3 [
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D2 \0 X4 \* I4 a17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. \) Y" U' M- f) Z
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.$ T F2 d9 M8 _, q" O
+ v, g+ t- P7 i/ m19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& e- A/ W6 u$ K# X; W
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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/ s0 S- L9 O, ]5 |21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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6 k6 _% K5 h s: s: _$ I22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 _, W R& m, O. Y
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.# P" }# x0 Z8 r m$ {% Y, a
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.' A* S) R0 }7 h) M# j7 @7 b- E
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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