Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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- w, Y; y* C, u& W& OWhy boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

0 ^1 Q  H0 Q$ t6 `0 ]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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' o0 C& [) i3 R7 i( a0 O5 n7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

) A' |- d) J+ N0 S/ l9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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+ e' K' \% W$ s0 L4 W- _( F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

$ ^3 P( D% S9 M' ^/ ~12.) Super glue is forever.

8 u& R0 b. ~  l" ]: G13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

1 O* G& M: \) _: I- h1 Y6 p: O: w0 {15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

3 u; y' j, T  e2 A4 H19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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' K$ f2 M* m2 ^1 W4 n/ f0 A21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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2 P9 B0 e/ C* C+ D22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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9 w. U# w; p& t) _$ N* S23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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2 ]: `: ^9 }# {0 U, N. [0 I7 k25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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