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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ I2 E; ?7 t* Z' q$ r4 \- B
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* V$ g6 u; i) S. C* J1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.; i$ D+ v% I% c, X: ]
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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: H( F9 q% [5 m% a3 r4 U& ~3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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1 i: w+ ~* h- r3 k* E7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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) F& A% {! s9 @# r/ Y. t- _( s: P! |4 R9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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8 s0 i/ @1 q; M- D11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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) M3 d n- S- I. @+ k5 N1 G; F14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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8 \: C% l" W! v$ @15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.8 p0 e3 c) ~3 U Z! P
1 h7 n4 O3 \0 \) g16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.* N! D1 n* V' x1 G) B
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- n' _2 a6 |: N. ^4 l4 v, b) n7 x
# d& x- |- Q. d# Y18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.9 N5 H1 e* u9 h$ G1 }5 [
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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$ z% X1 L. Z( I$ r20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.5 l" P; v* l8 j/ s3 C) h
7 R) _: |& q" y% S21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 k# u0 \* z* W# |# `
2 V0 |1 M4 p5 l# Z2 ^22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.+ Y9 d. H6 J a
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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