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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...9 [& n4 }/ n% _2 B( C
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 C' F4 N. r4 L9 i
# I+ x* H+ I3 H7 S& W8 |' R2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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% ~* P& K) i/ a" b0 l& H. b8 s6 `% X5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ J3 {5 @# {! L) V4 i' H% W
' S. S# L$ V1 n. J; {6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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0 r% q/ a* L" n; X6 Z' @1 T+ a7 }( R7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.& ~/ B$ L5 ]* _6 {5 A" k3 o2 v* k. W
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.2 g; J: S" [$ P' `
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ T% K8 Q9 C, k
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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: p$ P5 R$ i& Z5 U- I( O12.) Super glue is forever." c! K9 @, G, V. W/ [, l" {
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." U8 }( Q7 Q( Z1 b' j) Q1 w
7 k# B% _# t P6 o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 g# K: m4 b5 ?; R( j2 {3 X
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.% q0 ^9 h6 ^) \
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 D; g n0 T; L
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 H. m+ @2 c7 K, s/ J# D9 B
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.( v5 `' i( X9 w5 P% @3 {
" d8 V3 {, }9 T) B3 S; D+ g20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.) n( L* c+ @# [8 c
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' I5 @/ [: w5 x1 O+ P7 _
% X# D4 t( x6 r$ @- `, L$ T23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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7 r4 Q, k v3 o' n24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.# J. R' P6 o* M" C% S4 E
! m+ x) i X) k2 t6 g: V* y$ A25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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