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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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4 m8 W8 E; `' b7 e! ~1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: Z$ N8 e' ?; I" e! n$ Y' Z
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. z0 L, c9 U* t, Y( N0 }
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant./ w8 d+ p* W2 b' m/ n
' {! A3 _. x5 e1 `2 l4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 e6 b `3 t2 g) D0 k- Q+ N
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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1 [- G+ K4 J) u( X6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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1 |; |; T8 y. i6 B8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." ^) `# o! W' r, G" x3 h9 R" k) H
4 a+ a- s! V& `5 [8 b% b# D% B9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., l9 G7 u5 g4 B4 i* p/ R
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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0 y: x# u; U' r* a- m! x11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.3 s- C; R8 ?9 P' k
' @0 N) O0 |/ T7 Q! k" F9 W12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ e; r' y3 m/ b1 J7 g X- j
; |% K4 F4 N' N( V" m14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ \0 m, q' K9 d# _
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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) a/ _* E5 Q, K3 `* c16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.* Z+ G& `6 \2 v! b u0 Y0 `
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.9 A, c0 P: ^6 W- d2 T& r6 m
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.$ _! o5 R+ c% `' K& g8 h
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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8 W) w( {3 s U+ d: _! l* I22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.) ^/ p* h; X' {( y6 D. j3 l- e3 s
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 ^) b3 B* Y+ Y
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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