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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# `) y1 M: U: n ~6 H5 F. c) U
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6 Q1 s* ^: e3 O4 W$ [5 ]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. X- W1 E! |9 S' m% z @# M
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% C& C2 O* w/ i6 T, r0 F/ E
% \+ O3 I, z& `4 X' D1 p- U5 w$ \4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.% R/ U- |5 R2 K# [& f
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 G0 R# f4 m3 m& W
b! p/ v; \. n2 c7 X6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.9 u! I/ N V) w; p
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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# H! y( D1 o# Z+ ^3 y' l: V/ j12.) Super glue is forever.: E- i" f1 I0 R& I
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water., z" a# x" m3 X+ Y8 N. L
0 ^! D% s/ D) L U5 M. \( h) N14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) {; N" I! p. `1 m$ `3 y
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.3 k+ I, v$ _5 p& T. w: N- u
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; o0 j2 z! I8 Z* |- o+ p
; Q$ E( t0 n' o1 x# [17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 X; R5 k6 l, u4 j/ {. |" X
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 |, }# p$ g& i$ j+ ?1 h! a x
2 Z: ]5 R3 C9 j# Z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.7 x6 E& J7 @ Q3 h) N/ |
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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# C7 G+ K# q; e" L1 u' {21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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' Z/ @0 }* E8 b' ]8 d3 l( ]22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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c1 h# f* o. K# q8 |, {& L; F, s23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.% p6 ^0 g6 o+ V
. X8 A; C0 U7 }3 Z& }0 `0 b' Y+ V24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.! ]# {' t: h- c2 v# Q; X
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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