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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* R" ]. _: ]6 M1 e/ {: r0 ~
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7 r% d6 @7 t% K' }; m6 k7 q6 h1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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" L- p7 A9 T9 y2 s9 X6 W2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.9 z( B3 Z7 a" D U
* C, o, P! w8 m4 A! y& X4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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! A/ ^/ Y7 c8 A6 ~5 k. q8 W5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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, {- @; G3 ]; T% v# n6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.2 @3 r" g$ K; ], Y6 Z
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 |7 n6 `. V' V7 s1 r8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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. p9 S4 [, i: M10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.% k6 w5 x' J+ n
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.' v8 d: e+ a- _. C% y0 ]; W A
9 q2 ?' u+ n$ _) F5 m: M12.) Super glue is forever.2 Y3 P6 ^ N; _" m* u8 [7 p
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 |0 e( K2 I2 i& h1 `6 n* D
0 ]4 [. o# I. C. n: k14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O., u' J0 w% R3 a1 J0 r9 j7 E
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ g3 D2 I3 e6 R) H* M' q
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.8 z# B9 E# J2 A/ k D
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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j' n( S% X. Z& c* o6 j18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ I# R+ r1 R) y3 t6 Q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! S3 P( d& {1 h) N+ i
! }7 r! ? P; r3 Y6 [20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.% G% R4 M0 }3 B% O3 d
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy." T1 T9 F) j# Q; Y& y* {6 ? K
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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7 @# M$ m2 ]5 r' |6 `/ L25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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