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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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; x( C/ F. ?9 @; v! r. B1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 g$ d8 F5 ?' _/ }, G
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.- G7 {3 v' Y5 c! I/ q& y: @+ x) @& D
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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# U" J1 w, R# ?  F5 E4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 l$ [+ X. T, ]' `" y
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; j. G8 D9 t0 l+ _; ]

$ H1 K4 _9 d3 k* i$ B7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- D( N3 l  L& b

  T6 {1 C/ D0 w9 m8 ?10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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9 g+ g. p+ a4 F' T5 H* X11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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: Z- `% \; i7 F/ b; C6 j12.) Super glue is forever.. P7 |1 |$ O% Y7 N
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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. z" l& t- b1 n. j1 @0 o* a: h14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.' X# C5 `8 `2 T# m4 L

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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.& F8 F% s  Q) A8 Q6 z# X1 H
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.3 Z2 P2 T3 a$ ~7 ~( |( o
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy./ d" s; K5 S& a: C2 c$ O
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; A! P, }+ e5 e; u( q
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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