Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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' L' _0 z6 |9 ^% r7 z( x1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" N  ?* q4 ~3 Z; d4 r3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& g, X& o, B8 j& V# E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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) k4 W6 a7 R; ?3 N7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

1 S: v* M  ?( [; F  V7 N" R" w8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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: \+ C$ d' y. s10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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  |1 r/ q8 a/ r: J" V13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

: O( [/ C  G# ~$ s9 `17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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. H6 f  L. j5 F" v5 O+ Z1 r0 u4 r19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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" t4 e2 x* W+ x3 M21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

5 m% Q/ o7 e3 g" Y# I6 \+ b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

. P6 F5 `# P" y+ J- e2 _/ y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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4 j9 W5 I5 e: [$ `# v& o24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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4 h7 I" W0 f/ O5 V25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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