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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# w0 }5 m7 z, g$ S/ ]
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.$ [* z! k, [/ l4 [% U
- Q* ^% F" s5 B2 ^3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.. x/ a# L( E& W2 a
3 f6 `+ f: c' n( M4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room./ y% h: ~4 @' X5 E0 Y
. G, u' Q- w! `9 [5 Y5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 |6 ~! Y) Y/ z( \
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 q: Z% j. p# g
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.- H v$ J8 N B# }) ~! K! ?, m i
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.9 j5 g% ?9 }, ]( E
4 j0 p! }1 w Y: Y+ }$ L! K2 K10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.% n4 v6 j8 T" n
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& z$ h. F6 G) S" _! N0 m14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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# s) M. B/ q/ g/ D15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. h( x% M7 T6 C- |* s
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2 x) @+ W' X6 R; ~2 t19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.) N+ |% I/ ?6 i0 P
1 y q7 { T$ }% P( Y z/ K) M20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.# m! z/ Y. _: I, s" o+ r- ^
& C" f$ J" |6 F# z, r21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% w8 k. P5 m' l" _# i
8 n! |/ e7 U: z) Y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.* n- Y/ {. I- x+ t2 F: K
! i9 s0 W7 _/ a! b, b- w8 k24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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