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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 b& }( C* F7 [5 [/ ^$ A9 P
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+ _& F! a- _( Z. l/ |# L1 h1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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, d3 T( I; f w% `; S2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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' {: D: E& g: v! J z9 U9 n. Q$ ^3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 U3 q$ p$ y2 {+ G8 m/ e
1 v J$ R. \& Q( x5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.. ^2 `. N/ ~8 F- F0 e% g! {
i- D; U$ S: [/ ]4 W7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.' ?+ w; k1 K7 H
; ]8 Q2 n" l$ j4 r1 [# J' x/ A8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9 u6 X+ J6 T9 ]2 O( e& A9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! c/ f& y, d/ p: O- k
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ p) G3 c% g7 g( `. d7 \. W% F
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 g, U8 y6 ]0 ]0 [$ u1 t7 v1 \
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.5 t2 v' {, G; c. b$ @+ I: x/ c
+ x3 e6 E" E) }: @/ P$ B q- ^16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.. v% H* j# L. D0 Z( P- D7 Q# u* K. s
2 j0 X# p7 Y3 }0 ], Z" A8 N% ^17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 W3 H# f3 Z7 U- p2 i8 c% Q! N
9 o( ~- r1 g& p18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.# M J% w# I$ {. @! S# H
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 A b. }8 A9 v
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." ^2 \) n O! E: R1 P" {& K! G
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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0 e3 E) U6 K0 g& a) b23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.: k1 \: Z; ]1 ]+ e) j
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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