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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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2 K+ L* p6 Y' a& O0 j1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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4 k* {: H4 u7 C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% G* A! t5 N8 j; q# A
" B) i3 w, Z+ b4 x& s4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& O/ N- u/ G; }* k
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.& l& G8 }2 @! y& [2 v9 |0 @
' C- @* U O1 q: n6 ?* m6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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; S4 H# N- e: [, V7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) |& x2 x, e( g% G/ x
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.. k- Y) q( B) B, ^% m0 G
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.: h" u. {# J- R( C1 U3 b$ \
- Y; w2 M o; _$ J5 a& l6 g14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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' G4 M7 z M* g15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; [+ j6 r6 a5 T. Q) |* r' N
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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. P4 [/ w+ i8 r% p4 g; ]18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 a$ y3 x; I2 i' n# c19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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7 X( a; z& K2 |. \- o1 F$ [( l20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." d6 D+ m; _+ ?$ C- j# h* y
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy./ m" ~/ w- v' h" W8 }5 F& A
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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9 S1 ], s; S' k4 s2 H5 ~) D25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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