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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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9 _4 T) |/ K0 A2 XWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.+ C9 X$ C8 V% [9 n  A  Z0 c$ X

7 D3 C, H9 M# _5 B) l% N0 i/ g# G# o3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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: a6 {" y" G8 @; v1 ?4 F5 v4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& O7 _, p6 o" g' }( m2 d
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6 n- J/ E: N' y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 y+ f) S" k' {( t4 Q8 L7 j

1 N9 _5 r: f0 h$ R0 h7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. p3 _3 ~; @& g1 \% [* `

4 S6 I+ K/ k# S! g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.0 J% r5 D0 n$ L1 [) d
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- V0 p0 {2 @& a5 p1 R
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.5 U% z7 S& M) [& l

0 i# a( p; w- L11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.' a' ?! Q5 z5 i* H1 N4 N) ]

2 [+ [1 v# h/ ^) ]12.) Super glue is forever.- A# C1 C0 j) a5 \# A  A
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 c/ Q6 O5 C: `) Y5 i

* z8 B6 A! `: g) I4 j14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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$ x+ B7 |9 U7 C9 v15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.! X0 W& ]" v5 B4 @3 c- {

2 \& ~, j8 f/ ]* X, Q16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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3 ^4 }& x4 u4 |) @7 t4 s17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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+ z; A1 G6 Y5 E8 N+ ?+ }' _+ @18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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: T2 P/ p. c9 n, y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.. T% S4 k! j* A" W3 i0 A" `* g
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 d$ R+ C2 y, ?# o+ |  m

( Z1 O" w6 `* V! h8 `, R0 \2 f. f6 e21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 v+ [7 y2 X4 z* E0 X

. s; b7 @5 a* y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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3 a7 D" x! O  q' Q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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) J% i1 x( b5 i( [. i6 N24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.6 A- w2 N* R# j

- G! G( X. {. \7 H25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

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