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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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% Q! Y- c2 v8 i% J5 d1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 m( c, O; u- {5 _4 v; D! l
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 ]* h$ t0 N5 c9 ~6 f, Z
0 u8 M0 k7 o1 V, Y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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7 _; ~1 K! k, D$ r0 y# F3 Y% ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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* b8 x* O- q3 A. T7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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4 y9 T, |; H5 q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.* J. R- u! R1 Z4 n" {; f8 r7 J" S
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.- w, V" ], r; W
) {4 ]9 I4 x2 {) ~11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.3 O9 v7 e! r- j) D/ D' @- }+ ^
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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4 b2 ~7 |+ s+ U7 c0 b14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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0 R9 `+ i* f9 N7 j# N15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.* ?0 J0 c, u7 Q3 s" p
# B- [0 }- d% V0 h% k$ K. H16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. A3 i6 U% s1 {; ^
7 {* _4 ^$ Z/ a7 q, u5 H17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.: S9 M4 c: E2 v% f2 Y
* X+ Y+ U! _" M- J- r ]0 o6 _' e19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( }2 n" U4 l* b: F* s20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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2 V5 D3 G6 S7 ^% {( h) X21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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( X' ~5 k: [0 [4 E/ B% z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.) Q% S& b' r1 Z; |7 m6 j
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 ]* A; Q( O8 b- _
5 [1 W' y% M% g3 Z/ P" c5 X. E24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- l; D; e9 V, U5 J' U. X25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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