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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 u, X9 @8 v1 y. Y) a5 }! F
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.2 {7 v% `1 b9 Y9 R8 L1 }' Y
- v6 K' l7 Q4 u& O9 ]; R+ x/ x4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 k# \9 \$ K+ j8 w1 ?! r( R
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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) d, k9 H/ x, x' I- o9 w" {: ?7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late." n' f3 G: M$ v5 r. h2 |, y
- n! \; B& U# X; V' v8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: |# K1 J9 Z6 X2 D* ?8 ]
}: [5 J: ^' x& `9 A9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( _+ d, ]0 x) E9 B$ y) n10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 x! |0 D# E( u4 b$ Y
# Z* \7 @4 H+ W12.) Super glue is forever.
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7 i' R( S5 [$ i( z13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.! S0 U4 ]( X' a3 Z1 x
' t/ t9 h/ _- Y: D14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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* p/ `2 [4 \4 e8 Z4 z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.7 f, Z Z" z. b) E) h
5 B) i! t: C3 K, Y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.: I" }* ~% X9 X+ V
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+ m4 y9 E3 l8 g: A0 }+ }- E9 I21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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$ P/ v% P7 v5 r ~' w$ z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.2 W, Y( p! q b! @) {
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 c% e$ \4 }9 V1 Q/ L' f% r
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.+ y2 N0 {+ l. ~8 Q
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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