Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

3 B8 R8 J( u' T- b; V+ [, vWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


3 q8 Q$ {) g- t5 t3 U4 v5 b1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

0 U4 h3 Z. ]# D3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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7 f. |6 J$ V( K7 i% x" B5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

& R# n. S& r4 w( C9 y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

/ o$ B9 x: B* s2 h0 ^7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

* }  z7 r8 j0 V/ s' m9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

$ e) E3 U; I0 {$ v/ J7 z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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# o: R# p7 ^/ A2 K11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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" ~, e1 S: W9 u4 a) c3 u15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

$ E" z; U! r0 P17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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8 n& I3 _1 C5 ?. m+ }; q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

0 F2 G6 p7 a/ z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

' U9 `7 Q+ v3 b, g25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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