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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." T# L8 V4 J% s
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.7 |3 ~. N- A& n3 k' B
% c/ h1 J4 s1 m8 K9 v3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.7 p8 [: c$ K$ T8 ~# l* N
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! f' }4 d6 h3 y
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' e8 [7 O. V- B4 o* x
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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& L8 N5 p) H; z2 N* n7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 M' l, o* e! \8 ^6 b
4 Z" q* s+ R+ w2 \/ y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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) k- x [& U: U1 g5 a8 t4 Q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; w% P( g- P; D
8 o* v7 i$ q) G& I7 e/ v11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.4 A6 f% V U' X, G- i! x) Y0 `
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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6 [/ [( D% x" v3 ]/ H" o! j15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.5 ?- Q. v2 ~( x5 N
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." u- `- B, I2 X, q. f2 Z) f% o
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.7 v& I+ ~% ]" A
: A% @; p, v- z; ^% F$ |19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.1 y" n$ @6 v. p$ p! _5 C2 S
8 A( S8 T. q" B2 f# V3 `20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 u/ M' S1 n' e) q+ `) c
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( p x) d7 f+ h. L4 ~7 \: [
1 H& I7 `0 D+ E) d5 O24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ k+ y& B1 T1 M1 i$ Y% [( X
" P, S8 o3 [9 ]! [25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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