Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

8 P0 {; [) Y( @' i% H  O  c2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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5 ]. e/ I. J) {$ L- R: I3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

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' N1 L$ n  _4 l  E8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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& a/ X9 Q5 Y+ u5 y: S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

: d5 a, Q* q8 t8 F9 _14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

0 d7 @$ f4 Z* f15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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) i- F% y* `! @8 l0 n16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

6 ^$ U: J. t) X7 d- p& K% v+ M17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

. s! ?5 u4 X( E4 Z, Q9 A: S# H19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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. N, N# V$ O# w; ~, N21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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0 Q" I3 `. T" S( ]$ ]0 i4 [% u8 R22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

: G2 B+ |4 b7 J% a/ d24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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