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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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e! Z5 G6 n9 o0 r0 r$ b0 V1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 \' ^1 v. K$ h
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.8 j$ { L$ A) k, c2 }# I7 h; Y
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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7 e4 C' V$ H0 `( a6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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4 r) g1 q1 e3 ?8 g9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.- ]1 C8 ]; J; }# z3 r
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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6 D2 r1 Y* i7 l' z- P& J f14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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3 R9 {* ]; l' u# p15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.1 b8 r. l3 }8 _3 ~3 h& S
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.# ~; @8 S! @8 Y( o, k: G: X7 \
4 P7 t4 Y D# }6 p1 H17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.- p$ m" {* x( K$ ~: a
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0 Q( b7 ~1 {9 W* f; A0 t+ O% J& p21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 f% |& j: }1 e3 J3 q
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.8 N) H& W2 p' j/ l( X
7 ~. n+ |1 P" x) R8 N4 P9 G23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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, x# c, J* j0 h; v9 ~+ P! a4 d+ M$ d7 ^24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids., V, [+ F) I& W* h' }$ _
5 {- K$ b W( f25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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