Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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! W3 s7 K( E9 S1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

' e3 P2 i+ Q1 ]$ ?( p2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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; }0 v( R) w' o4 |+ ~3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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5 }, P) P! ]: Q! ?9 \4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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' c5 j4 F: c  D! t: P8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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& J1 a3 O9 }7 H5 w: P6 d' L10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

1 W8 G  Y- y* m  ~$ t" y2 J13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, A! k' s0 L& l$ D* a4 l0 @# c' J( @14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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8 @3 C, b; R6 Y" [# N+ {* Y: Z8 I16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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2 ?/ a, Z1 \+ h' Y1 e17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 ~: s; `  N$ S19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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4 z5 g6 {, H7 d& A( L22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

+ x2 Y1 m0 d& A" f( m23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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6 y) @0 N2 c0 j6 n6 L5 M24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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% Z. w% Z) z2 z/ @25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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