Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. o/ G$ z$ _5 d# X! B9 M; i$ U1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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* m, |! e' o0 h' a! F& W3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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/ q9 Q! P4 w+ _  [. L5 N! C4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

4 M  s5 M" ^5 G) ?9 X1 q/ d7 _5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

3 e8 \  I) l' t" d" ?& p9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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3 g+ K% ^: J' B$ `% B6 w4 {" F10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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2 t  N  U5 N5 g- A$ `11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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  q; n' l0 \( k8 X13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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1 |5 m: g+ x6 C+ N: Y- f* v8 }& ?14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

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, A' f6 ?6 u% X4 i% }18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

' ?, J9 z' T$ v+ Z! V19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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8 R9 ?' d6 |! \/ B! u20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

# k4 z8 A* H# [% j- }22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

* N  Q( c/ y0 q8 J5 c; W& X8 a23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- t/ m$ B8 n, Y9 g2 r' _' z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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