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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...8 u: m, ^: ^1 d
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& e0 q# }. x0 b1 M1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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6 }# {0 x4 S! Y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.* B, ]$ V7 ?/ a
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." D' F5 g, e# u. ~
2 I. b9 H1 P8 `5 H9 ^5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.! [1 g: x. U4 Y4 c- ^) C
" d& w' S# \5 ~5 _) Y' x6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., G7 E }8 ~2 J: Z8 i
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 e: U4 `; U, P
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies./ g! t. {! R' G: O: m% H
& }/ w, L+ l. E; v: X0 |0 |10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.5 ~% [3 C# u' `
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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: t8 j R! `; d% Z" O0 ]12.) Super glue is forever.( ]3 f- x( `" T; r/ c, Q4 j
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% V- q6 _; _5 D+ X8 }
+ t: S& W9 Q5 t. c9 ^14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.3 N) Q8 x) j, Y1 a! t0 O7 f8 N
, l7 b& `5 W9 U- F. G2 O' _; I15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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( e% b$ e7 g o7 U16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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+ Q" G( b7 o, }) k17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 M: {$ R8 \1 r+ A
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- @1 ~' y5 t* T2 x4 k
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." B# n7 B: K: ?6 a. E& I, Q
0 e# `! m$ P3 m* D7 b21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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4 V7 w7 [6 y% A- G$ z7 q- X: D6 y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.+ n( q: [& h9 @5 E( x
8 I6 X8 u! V# J0 x. f5 D1 C: J24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 M' q, {' ?3 c; L# I
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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