Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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# B  K" r: ^  m2 }" ]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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7 S5 ~+ r" x7 d4 i4 f4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 U! R5 q2 {2 @, y( V0 c' x7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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4 W6 f, c6 q1 Z4 P3 W5 F& a9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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+ q+ j. ~; J4 P# q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

: H  S- x6 Q; M( R16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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6 N' ~+ _3 N* p4 u, G* n; H19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

0 B: ~. ]  v9 ~9 e+ X9 X# _24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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