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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.! I5 E' J) D1 g6 L
' e! T7 Z* R5 [5 y$ [2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.5 Q# o5 |; \4 w5 J
" y( s: B' Q7 }2 }3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.. T, v9 e) m1 R, [5 n
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., ~6 \3 S$ \ `- p; V
4 H" i Y6 h6 ~2 L: M+ G5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.5 [/ @+ \: R- h+ g; Y) U
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it./ D# ]" |% Y) i; ~
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.. D5 b0 }& B' e0 X9 Z4 n! d& W: v
# i+ d/ P- n7 y, \1 x. }10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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- u' c0 R1 O2 q' N11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.1 K9 v3 [) G# |4 ~7 ?
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 E+ @5 N% w1 w* q: q! Q
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- ~ O C, ^ U: S T, Z; F5 g5 C
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.3 s* v L& R- W5 ^. ]% F8 a! X% j9 y
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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2 d) E' Y# e' ~# q/ J19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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2 @$ @* @/ X, s: E9 e21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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+ m2 K/ u2 x' d: D: [- b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.) D" e* Z- I9 _! I
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.+ g6 f* d5 c. n% f t4 A' c2 L
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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