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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.$ R7 z9 l, r' c) L* b5 |* q) w1 e
: [: D4 ^$ c" l) K9 [& j' W2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.- E/ D8 C8 l; y6 |6 n# Z
2 ~ u$ b# s9 `. J5 S; A3 ?- j0 y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.: k, `; ?+ k. {0 l4 Z) l8 o1 M n0 k
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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3 ~- }$ R. [: v5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 l" |9 b# V' _+ W5 b
( E# u2 }+ Z6 ^$ ]$ }: n6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.4 Q2 e6 w3 z2 y7 R+ q: K
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.7 _ c% D9 o$ B Z# X
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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8 i, o6 A4 h; S% L9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 l$ r/ l; A; ~# T9 K6 b6 y1 S* q
: u: R& ^9 @. n/ m10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; `" V/ \2 _! e: b
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.1 ]" B( G6 ]. D& i
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 b1 y: D" G* U |% ?% l" |13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." q$ s$ k) O- P1 w8 V3 T H
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., c/ x f& ?8 b$ q8 d' q" m N
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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( ?. @% [- @ I0 i& Q I18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 f& l2 D& z& W' p
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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$ D5 D% m6 M# H$ F- _ v% v20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ ^! E- i- B1 n. Z& [5 V
0 y T; n: w. K( H5 y' F21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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6 m- r6 |4 N R2 q22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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! U, L$ G' o) g/ Z0 S24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% \3 e; i9 _# ~$ v
/ q4 J& U" S9 Z& O# O25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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