Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

8 e: t; [# l* B0 V, K2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

! U3 _  S* @! m! V/ K5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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, z' c: c* B4 @7 U6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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# ^0 ~. w) K8 W9 `9 _8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

7 z! s0 B  k! S, v5 _/ f8 F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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" f, d, D( o6 {/ }# J" R! x14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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9 T% t/ f' I7 I# e- T0 N9 B18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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% K; A7 n& V- h  i5 y% K( b. _19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

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" f/ V* k7 L. t4 I( ~3 m3 W21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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2 w: G* P3 {+ K( \24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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# a7 ~% w& x3 z, |: T25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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