Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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# U) V$ d! _3 T1 j6 |' @7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

' m1 R; J( S! `8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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1 v; ]* B0 \3 U' s11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

' R1 L* [' O: N12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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) S' S9 l0 V1 D: D2 k/ n/ [; V17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

7 t- @. D* z  c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

6 V# o# A, i. I* j19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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: [9 S1 B1 X& m9 I+ S6 S20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

1 N+ Y5 H2 m( e% k2 M. V- h21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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) b/ T/ o+ f$ `! h8 E23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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5 i( t& H6 U9 @+ @24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

- u- M3 N- F+ S* u- C! M8 V25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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