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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... f" N+ q' u: c; Z+ A5 O. Y

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.; G# a3 \; t, M! J8 X

7 V/ i2 [+ R* o! ^' j0 p# Y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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( ]5 l# t/ y4 m0 B" K8 ^4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* j  K- r1 O$ p' q, I# I# U
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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) _2 b. t5 H4 F8 @0 I6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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/ P5 s2 s9 v/ m* P; S8 I8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.$ {3 H! H' W1 S! K
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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+ u' x  t+ A% x% T10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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, f5 p! ^1 d3 q$ s11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ ?& Y& s. @1 |+ B& `

0 Y! w8 F$ B1 r% Z( T0 @12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.4 g' A1 @3 @. H/ Q% H, T
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.- j0 ~: o3 U5 d9 j- I; I0 _

. ~: c6 g. u2 K- w3 r1 J9 m9 B7 ?15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes., a( E4 I7 d6 c2 N
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 J6 M* j+ d& O3 a0 f8 h

$ }" ?2 `. j6 H" q! ?# ]8 y: K+ t18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* Z& e# u) A7 H" }/ S' C' ?
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.# {0 ?: h# C1 F) Q, _
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.$ O, y8 f; c3 m0 ]' t

+ O0 K# B0 ?  i0 f! k) X* o21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.- s4 V  c  r) F  E  _* ]0 `9 B6 M

+ @* t: x7 [: v22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy." o8 X8 `( N. W. n
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.  V. N7 p& O3 B
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.7 o5 G7 T# ^$ @2 m, e$ r1 J4 F

2 U; e5 ?. T& V; d8 |2 s; B1 k# V# k25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

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