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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! r. Y. _8 t& _$ a$ U1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." U5 s* B( |' q4 A! @
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.* h$ }6 x$ Y& C8 j' D% f+ I
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.; r$ d# W/ A6 X4 b8 z7 \
# ~0 t; p% v: ]7 R: M5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.0 f: b. g1 N6 ?- \
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: T" O, d9 a0 F$ S
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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$ l3 [2 k! U* ?* h+ @11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.( u7 E4 |, E9 t7 }6 [2 L
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 G& n" O: ?' ^
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 m; ~/ j; |* v
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 \2 N- I4 z4 F& R5 s9 e; q* R7 w
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! |4 E$ O* R8 J( U) }21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' ~7 l! z5 a9 d# ^' Q
. [3 W* a7 k7 ]9 a9 i. Y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 b% d4 r2 l6 D1 n
4 |/ f" M+ u, ~% }0 a8 s24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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