Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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# N+ A4 T, e9 BWhy boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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: x8 Z1 r: l4 `8 Q7 }5 b& U1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

6 ?) W4 t7 X; o# L0 Q0 w/ {/ g4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

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6 E4 \9 _! N, S( h7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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. ]- [; N& {! C: z1 P" R8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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" D3 M  U- p+ D. s  e5 ^11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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0 V3 ]- [2 C% w/ W9 I* \14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

6 F1 r# E# l' w# d4 b16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

1 u( N7 X9 u" R) K2 _17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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3 o  w3 D" `& Y- E: t8 X18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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% v4 E' c. p4 P* x4 u$ d20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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' h2 q6 u' S6 _! Y/ U24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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1 S% h2 n6 p  s$ E; [( c25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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