埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 3304|回复: 4

Why Boys Need Parents!

[复制链接]
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.; V, \# g' p5 ^; A" Y
5 L4 D% O% \+ |5 A" w* @
Why boys need parents...
1.jpg
2.jpg
3.jpg
4.jpg
5.jpg
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:47 | 显示全部楼层
6.jpg
7.jpg
8.jpg
9.jpg
10.jpg
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:49 | 显示全部楼层
11.jpg
12.jpg
13.jpg
14.jpg
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
8 W- M7 Y& @9 `8 T
* V( Q4 @0 ]( w) j* J; ^- T9 X% M* H% s% @, y
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) A- i  H/ R* C( t0 E; b! I6 R, D

& ?. J  E; @+ c/ M  {5 a2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.- j. a8 p0 ]4 L$ T9 j7 h* G

& E" ~5 w( Y# N4 _+ t3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ U2 Z6 @6 P* _/ t
: O3 {) ?) [, r: y& q: b0 }
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
0 _1 E8 H4 W2 G3 |! ?9 K) L4 u$ K7 ]+ T* i# c! u) ^& |# p/ Y
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
( w5 a- [' `0 ?7 i
, [3 D  ~  G# D6 [6 @6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- X8 u4 Y! r, q' q' v2 l- e; E+ ^

3 m( S" K8 E: }8 I7 ^) D6 h7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.- A; ^( o. \0 g0 _# E6 @
  b. A( T2 m$ P6 g
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
4 I# ]' F+ n; R+ n  Q3 O/ ~" c/ L# m
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% J) z9 ?) D9 K; f% U2 G9 z

- m  f1 U9 V; C  R0 l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.8 `6 @% L2 w; R0 {6 x: G* c" Y

, `+ W( ^) p& M0 W  z' n11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
: g! w/ f; L  J/ q7 K  s
& J% @# T5 p. x& _- ~1 s12.) Super glue is forever.
/ w0 W: h- m4 E9 w1 Z, O( X% S! f
) B3 `# N5 W9 E2 J& ?6 b, F/ U13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
4 N- M5 p% |" _
6 G* G: G# w8 n14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
  O* K* B6 d3 @3 ?9 y, ?& l$ I; S) r6 J4 ]6 c- x3 f: a+ v
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., c' ^" \7 d$ H/ u+ i- p

5 o$ b1 ^9 |$ z16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
; i  N2 ]- G7 W' X9 \/ W& r& D& K6 C+ L) s( n8 |
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.( V/ ^4 j8 w; M" G

% U" A. |: Q' t* u9 d+ F( [4 z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is./ i: [0 W  h  }
2 c, c! q( o1 H# }
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
: R( |. [/ X0 w
: e( X5 M) f) k2 u  q2 }20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
! c  C- m! ?# D4 e5 \* N  D: c) [6 Q5 ]& Z, [: D
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.) z' \8 q4 V0 S1 P7 D# i

( i! b5 o0 k$ e; h22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.3 T& W6 H2 u8 F* ~1 r
% l+ R' U% g7 y; i( e+ L  h
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
. ?$ R# A, A7 [7 O  t2 O: U# i8 F( y/ D, E9 J- c0 L
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
0 _) T- [0 Q8 w. d- b; `9 v2 ]. A' U* M/ I1 d# V
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

8 f' c6 }- v  O( a  _Amusing
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-2-1 12:40 , Processed in 0.245014 second(s), 13 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表