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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: `) Y& o: T- m
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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( k/ F6 W! N" c3 ~* D2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.( G: G0 g, n1 s& j6 G5 A! x
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.) f7 {8 u6 ~' S" B# g( @! j# t
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% A6 Y. x% @7 G+ M, D' C6 h
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.) a* z% {4 [; G v [
4 q( n1 l* ]5 V8 v8 \5 l9 O8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 D" M( @" j3 u/ U( s J
: B9 ?" M: Z! E" P3 t7 d& n9 A9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.8 N+ b$ j! P/ B
# n5 ~* g- G+ C& i5 w/ a3 Y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. o. `7 W- W% ~& B& g3 Q# `5 i, I; s4 I
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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3 l8 L6 g8 r# C5 h13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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4 C2 L9 V8 c1 q+ U$ p14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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' L/ [1 u9 g$ U2 X15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.8 H' q: Z( R) H% j& h7 F: v7 K
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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1 F; y5 D, Q* v8 X) \0 A. Z7 U2 \17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." I1 u6 S" `' Z Z; R
3 _, N; o B H; _1 |' \; i18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.8 }/ ]$ p% l1 Q* ]+ D1 E# i0 K+ [' o/ J
- e1 o$ v9 r& E+ K4 ~8 B- g19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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9 K' C; p8 x+ f9 o! y. M20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.3 {; t# Y7 V' S/ _$ J
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 ]* F& l' a& B2 ]9 h, r
" b0 y: V! ?4 r" ~4 W5 | s22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.8 h4 k- u; }3 c S
- m* m+ h" P2 b5 m7 v* |23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.3 b5 V1 o2 B$ S9 E
- ^7 j A% e( J3 |$ x# O$ l1 u! w24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- t7 \7 X: X7 q+ g25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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