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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...6 E: \/ m6 q0 H0 U8 E) N1 U) K
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1 }( y& |3 r, m! U' {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.' h) F- [/ m. O+ a( ~
5 S( E. `# z0 _8 v0 z+ c2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. F1 D7 [& p1 q$ n b
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 c# A" y+ p! V, y
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ C3 ~0 @3 t5 @+ A
7 n) |+ l% |( f4 }: c& h1 i6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 e+ t+ T& b" ?6 a
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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* N" l; x7 Q, p8 F8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.* r4 l( g! _# _3 K" k9 D
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* q7 C1 i/ t C! Q1 ]
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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0 O, ]/ q$ h% y+ @- R7 Q12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water., J8 y$ g& l$ ~9 h h0 K5 N+ `. K
0 s5 ]" Q5 F9 j14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: S3 A) U( R1 y6 z5 C: g, ?/ Q
4 |0 y; F% g2 J [6 X% W7 ~" o15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ D/ @0 k+ _ g* }$ K, z8 @
2 B0 | X, r, T16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& ^% X2 T6 N. O# w5 ^
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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6 b, g: t) J& t) M8 X( |20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.. J l; |! @0 k1 |
% i' F* c8 b& {# n/ @# Q21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.1 [9 y4 Z) ` i! G* x2 |/ ~0 }: Q* Q6 L
; K3 y. j0 o4 y. |4 {1 ]- w22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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0 |0 \$ B% D) H0 q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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6 o9 n; ?# j5 V6 n2 q1 X24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.6 ]4 c6 ]$ f* O
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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