Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

4 W1 Q. m3 G4 N- Z/ p4 AWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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; H5 r' Y+ w: s, R5 T. _1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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+ `( d% S: j; r3 O- h) B( L) k2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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0 G8 |' [$ `, e: z* z0 q0 S5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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9 _! k, U' q8 G" {( M, m6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

5 C$ [9 F; ~8 j) c) j( |# B0 F7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

1 S  L' u; \% f2 q/ }10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

2 o" G0 q5 L$ {+ Q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

; p( z4 y8 d: ~! p0 a1 T: F5 L13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

+ R9 d( `6 h% {. \14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

0 f* A2 a; I; M5 g, y3 G8 I15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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# Q% ], v( k& \9 V/ u20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

0 u  W* p! x; x22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

# N2 J  T* r. }( G6 m0 ^23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. ^5 m# Q" N( k4 R2 e24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

$ x% C) Q7 V) e/ H25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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