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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...$ z# |& r4 O7 ]8 I2 i" h3 y; d
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, ^6 y$ [7 q4 u9 Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.1 Y5 ^3 u$ t2 R" ?$ e
) y+ }! D! z5 R8 A3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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- h5 z! W& H. c+ y$ @9 `2 y* G4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.9 }- _$ I: @+ e% ~, h7 i. B
& Y# B4 y7 ]3 I u* r5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( @2 j' @3 a- @, k% A8 W0 ?
' X8 [+ k) J/ m5 k( P' X6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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0 B4 x; }2 K# e5 p8 {* ^' p5 \ h7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ ]8 v4 A/ u! A) Q0 }6 C
, a: c1 @, [$ G' U2 j6 \: q# O* ^8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 i0 X$ c4 ?% [1 E7 `. X
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: `# f4 C( Y- J; ^: K8 M' }! ^
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.3 \. X( u7 E) S7 {, ^
+ p% l L* n6 g" [# U11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.) n4 f7 Q' I( J+ E" t
0 J( `; z0 @/ F+ E4 K12.) Super glue is forever.. v& X3 |* ]) l, n- \
1 I6 I9 W9 m" y2 o! e: R13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.( ^1 ?0 f4 T% K2 m" [3 U
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- O r; k# z7 T+ o- Q' H B
. d5 ~( E) Y3 \0 Y8 g5 e; [16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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# E7 z) @) n g' O& k) n* Z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.1 d! K% E" _9 @# H: M+ S
; D( I6 |! [8 K6 ?; c19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.9 L/ G0 G* z' I! d! D
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% P" V! G* c- ]+ k0 z' |: P% H7 x
- J% ~$ U7 w. A6 m0 i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.0 ?5 r8 J6 \8 J( D3 ~
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 o) e9 g2 z9 z# P
+ `0 [" j L" P- ]$ c9 _* W24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; x3 \& ?) E5 o; p
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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