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Why Boys Need Parents!

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鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...1 E! F& \3 @+ U: p6 q# l/ b

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* S" \+ ?( N0 a: {8 I# S6 \9 X1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 |9 r; t, j. ]' o

- K! _6 ?% X) g4 m) q% v4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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$ H0 [2 ]1 f, |5 M# |7 d3 |9 N6 |5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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: X$ ?* r/ r" |& l( x: h6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 I2 G1 _' {3 a6 @) C$ |
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 x  d6 a+ J! d3 ]: f1 v11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.+ `$ L" @: E0 ]5 g6 W* r

5 T# p% V! E- {7 n! g13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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1 R, U8 A3 c1 w  K  V15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.3 ?5 |6 H2 b& l% b9 \3 s6 z* {
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.7 k! l* ]6 O6 z( f, C8 b  D
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& ?& U/ e. b. r* \" _. s
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.6 V8 d3 O6 _' _( t  W# f* c
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.- b: o4 d9 j% X1 Y1 a, Z% [, B

5 U& m9 L& s" z2 L  k22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.( O& Q' J3 m6 R  A
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.  S: x. V" ?: h& W& w; a1 t

6 e+ W& U! c3 ?) G: n; P25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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