Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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* Z0 J; @/ Z: M1 p6 KWhy boys need parents...

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老杨

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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( ]% y) J: i2 T& R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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+ w7 [# a* H5 a0 n- E  ^3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

- E0 `% Y  H. c& q; b5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

; O2 A2 M0 P: ~) a, \0 m3 G6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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$ S  z# K+ J6 h  U- R9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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& ?& `* ~4 }- p& H1 ?5 G# @5 r10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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& ~2 H) z2 B7 z5 g1 ^13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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1 `8 ?9 D% P3 V14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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5 I8 n' D4 _+ c! R2 L: t# i6 e17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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1 V) j- i# y- x! z9 v19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

) m) x! l$ S3 H. k21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

3 t8 K; a3 q( l4 m* {22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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0 V, T/ j4 ?/ G) n3 F( D' a  _23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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