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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& G' r: z6 s* F' I. t# q
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4 |, r- O/ j) E) o, h1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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6 r; S, _3 p. v9 F& f( F6 N, e* n2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 x6 B) |; M, t/ L8 R' ?
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 X% S' y* D# B0 g9 {$ ^/ \
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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- W& ~9 G0 Q9 k: x: b8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.# } y$ u6 m$ J" c M4 {+ j) x
3 ?8 K' \8 T+ g+ t8 D, I' D; c; v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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& D/ R! g8 t$ B0 E! \! @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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& `& U0 k6 u& K9 }11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 n! C2 `" x# `9 C$ j7 n
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, I- R9 d& B1 H n5 c# g& Y14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 I: U9 P) `! Q: \4 V: C
' L$ P5 \8 F0 s, q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.( W4 O. ?: z( n- J9 ^
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.$ R( M3 t1 C8 P3 S. o
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.. C, z9 f2 O$ f
2 w2 h! h( |' n7 y* ~' U: X19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.7 v% O; F; G/ _
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.) R/ F) K3 f3 F! f7 S% z
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( R! _* s, c3 a% Y* j6 b
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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