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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 t/ \9 Z! l8 N8 d
7 a: {) j$ ~. [- H" ^" D# Z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 J1 {7 N& `. n" L+ z
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.- {+ y) o, c, A! g0 M) O b
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.1 f6 [* J9 H s2 r* `: U8 G
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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* z2 E' {# B/ l& Q" Q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.$ ]: v% B/ i ^1 U8 y" X6 M) f% p
. h I& D+ Q3 y9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.$ Q4 y) F% S p- T2 L. z6 `
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. O) D5 e$ F6 I% R( k# l! W! N W
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.$ d2 }, t" m& ^; z
4 U- E" f" r) G t6 J( d13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 [, I. {9 ^( x( ? `" o9 ]$ @
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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# D" X0 V. [7 f15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 _- h* }" ]0 y" X' P# @18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. g5 U$ m* N$ V' u
9 E7 F) ]2 ]; |' z( T F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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+ Q5 W( g1 R: m- C( c: l& d9 O20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." ]! \: ^( N0 ?- t) M& [& u4 w& ~
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy." ^) n5 x; ^7 @, Y! Y8 m
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.2 F& x# k/ Y' Z/ x& _& }6 }7 A" X: a c
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ Z. ~6 k& R- h+ }9 s6 s& ]7 k& {
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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