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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...9 A0 S0 T% o5 F* N
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6 @8 U- Y6 R) i7 a& p0 Q8 R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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( O" x+ j9 x+ U2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" ]4 o0 r* f; g B. n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.; e, V1 o" L$ n8 r; V/ r
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.) F& U& p6 o- Q
: ]6 ?! E3 N& C' {8 @5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ ~# Q x* m8 X5 W( m; g( }& }
% @5 ] t! L5 T2 \1 R6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: w) m% {( ~: B8 y3 P
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.$ G4 l: m! g4 w5 l {) g
: Y3 I* X) i2 S% Z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.8 ^* C5 K N$ V2 d" \' |
3 t3 ^% J, ^% C11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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$ m/ B8 M% K2 ~1 U8 d12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.# n0 p) O! M$ @5 S. D4 x
; l2 f! m9 A' [) T# ~' T14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.: {/ f: v, t- I: h$ f
- r0 u @% U9 E16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.0 D+ D1 c! H. i3 t3 \1 R
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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1 [5 s1 y# ]8 `3 ^19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.) F+ K3 D- K1 v8 n1 M3 [
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% I# `. Z0 m. N( d* N7 X
- W7 D" g( w# f" V1 C- ^0 }. t22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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