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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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7 \- L1 o8 s3 A1 ?2 |1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ l3 n: J _' ^
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 d! u& N, k) [) L& _$ p
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) v2 A t. y7 y8 H
6 m: h0 i4 R9 K) p3 N+ P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 w. e8 B) N) j3 \ @( B
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 C, ~* y5 F; d
2 G7 h+ \$ C# y5 C8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.) n+ v& h" b, C) ~2 H! l2 F3 k
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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8 G# V2 i0 }( x' y10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.4 Z; X! |6 V! p8 g) H! p V0 [$ i
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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3 H( x+ r- f- v* Z. X13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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6 I# r8 v! }9 z2 |15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.4 S: b8 s* y# E7 {+ d K
9 q2 U# Q5 P7 l6 c& S16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.5 _+ C# _4 B: h
. v, e' Y1 |5 n* ?) o17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving./ Y. z2 i9 [+ L
* C. a( S9 A5 _$ l7 J18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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) B0 x6 i7 D- ~3 J19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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1 A; ~- K) Q |# u20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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( I I" u' ^4 y& q% x& G# C21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 }( Y* H' Y! K/ d
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 Q+ `9 ^0 }; z& m" `
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.$ o$ ]- Y$ x; L; \9 [+ ]' J# Z
( p4 U+ Y2 N: v1 s! X25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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