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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 V' ?: B* m. _3 F G
# W+ {4 Q, D7 `$ \' \- {2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 o- n# s! ^7 Q+ A6 |
: G& \" _0 B; E3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.- |- n- b7 t( \+ [: s- S# d& w
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.0 K) o5 b7 u5 G4 Z# B% t i0 y3 F! w. O
" N7 a: d2 c% Q7 f0 X0 X5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( p# f7 J. k) m5 Y
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., O2 q2 `% I( o M9 L% j
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/ P$ @) E( b) Y! @ V4 _7 y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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! f9 l% A* F3 e( |3 K9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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% _; [( V7 F- Q! }& d10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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4 Y7 X# I% A* [8 t" E& W11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 V0 f; ~+ N l. y) v+ y
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2 i. q0 z; M- D6 X, f1 w' t9 W8 Q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 q7 }: F" C) n+ I/ @1 [* y
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# T# b6 s3 ~6 a; J16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.3 x5 `. t4 x0 e* I0 j
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; _. x1 s9 W) h1 L$ Z
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., i' @3 O' ~4 h1 J
, \; \; @4 ?) ^20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. p+ g' s% B Q' T2 Q O' x7 H2 X
& {! d8 z; J- u% ]) S+ |# q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% T' p9 s* [& |
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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