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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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' L' _0 z6 |9 ^% r7 z( x1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 ~+ F7 a6 p* V- a( D/ P
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" N ?* q4 ~3 Z; d4 r3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 p3 h9 j# L" L: b% C+ N- ~
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& g, X& o, B8 j& V# E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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) k4 W6 a7 R; ?3 N7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.5 @3 S$ V: T. R$ J' z6 a8 \
1 S: v* M ?( [; F V7 N" R" w8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.- `, p* [; l. C4 K% }, B( o( i
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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: \+ C$ d' y. s10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 V4 T3 ~ w% T! m! z6 }$ \
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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|1 r/ q8 a/ r: J" V13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.* k3 X; \ H/ e$ P" s3 j9 N7 A
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.8 x2 N, D# M2 k6 D( ]
: O( [/ C G# ~$ s9 `17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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. H6 f L. j5 F" v5 O+ Z1 r0 u4 r19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& z+ n5 {- G3 ~/ \
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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" t4 e2 x* W+ x3 M21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.! ]( q: w1 `7 L" s6 F
5 m% Q/ o7 e3 g" Y# I6 \+ b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* f# i! g9 b" M! `
. P6 F5 `# P" y+ J- e2 _/ y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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4 j9 W5 I5 e: [$ `# v& o24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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4 h7 I" W0 f/ O5 V25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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