Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

# ]1 Q9 R5 h! O1 c4 {4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

: k4 X& E. d0 Q, u5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

! |0 X% L9 E+ y* j$ [9 G' G6 X11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

8 U) F/ N/ `5 l" q7 B% _12.) Super glue is forever.

$ x7 \$ R* i- B; R13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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- |$ @) I9 r& M3 `& d$ q+ y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

! I$ c( z2 R0 X' k5 R& ^, ?16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

( I* J  ^4 u/ ^7 c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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/ R# P# C& w! U. Q: {19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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2 a3 A  S9 _% d- ?  J. B) [% ?21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

1 ~& e0 d5 f9 F1 x. x: e22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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0 x3 Z! f+ C9 [5 G, r23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

! |4 l4 _* ^5 J: |' L8 ]24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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