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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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  b0 A* H$ p2 I, N3 V6 P, |' H; [Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. S3 x! I2 l1 u# b+ |5 I1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.% O. [, T2 Q/ u  M; D
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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( y, T* A% ^7 |8 }7 J7 ?7 `' l9 X4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.) X) {: F4 q8 `1 N4 [
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.8 p/ q; E' g2 {9 @$ O+ b( m
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.0 r# ~0 \# F, S6 e5 m
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- J; ]! R* o' f' T; V" e: s

, @3 }; d7 \  ^9 k! K10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.  u. C- I! ~# @; I" n# ~/ j
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.' F& ?* D( p8 u8 Y3 W

2 E' `9 N$ L8 v6 F/ [, t12.) Super glue is forever.- N4 ?3 Z( y- ?7 G) x

, q$ i, k7 h/ C8 Q6 l6 ?! b( X$ ~* f& G13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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3 [8 j+ h2 X5 q+ o- g- W" K14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.6 k7 b7 e4 g' h: T: g- t
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.  Y0 |# J; {, w& Q! L  B
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 S9 y( `" U$ ?+ n* ~

, s: O1 E" j% p. }) P! z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 \/ n. z) E* M3 G4 }# W
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.% ^: L5 h. p# o/ i- Q

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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.- T* h$ F7 p5 I
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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