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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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- j6 M! ]7 ~7 T5 o2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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$ t+ h/ X" P4 g. ~4 @4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.: I+ m* O& d9 z1 {* R
" @# s# w* ?# i1 d1 n( B5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.. ?: x- z% `2 n; z, p
) ^ Q% e. `: o3 y1 j6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.; o/ t- X% a4 x, _9 o& `. h" E$ f
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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: L l( [0 P6 |" n( o9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- b2 l# f' f4 G3 I, j
1 n7 R2 G8 x# \& ?' I+ G% d8 {; c10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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/ @. z2 D4 q# h11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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: |; v$ z+ q/ ?& m5 D12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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" L: i. E6 c! B6 @15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., x( Y: m' ~6 @4 Z3 @% J1 d
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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7 E2 i7 h0 \2 M1 m9 _19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 R/ c" s* g6 r$ M- a4 B
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9 F$ U9 y. M& @5 T F( Y5 W# o+ C' @9 I& r21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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4 W4 B2 q* o! h$ M) d3 |24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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/ o+ U7 Q+ E5 x3 v y, _- W, v25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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