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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...; V3 P( }, d3 X9 h: T
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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; t& E/ F |1 }1 C6 Z8 ?3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.; _3 i) L& ?$ W
3 S. L" B: Y% m1 L+ F6 m6 |4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% d1 V. F+ Y! Z9 i5 j' f2 Z
5 I8 e# H" F R6 Y( k% e- f. u& g/ c6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.4 e3 V6 R$ u1 T |$ Y
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.- F0 X5 K8 i2 C5 _) s
$ Q3 c/ _2 g9 Q8 Q" s$ }" D4 m8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it./ h) Z! [1 [( \# f
5 V4 b5 Y# G* e: u, E' o9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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6 o( E8 ]8 A. G10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ W) q; m; I- ^
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence./ s' Z& z! ^4 Q- R$ J
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12.) Super glue is forever.( ?' E( J9 b( f; m
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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5 l {4 S# p, o2 f0 L% d14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- T8 p3 `, c7 R; Y' a5 z
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7 }0 ^1 M K) g- _4 b1 g% R17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.. ?! s o+ `8 k' R9 ]
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' ? ^, v: m6 V
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.) M, _% G+ `% d$ k9 ^; k# H6 v
3 f. J6 j" d+ O+ R$ H1 X2 }21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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1 X( t- u. M4 o9 ^2 v22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.% Y( f( N, d" v( @+ m
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.& h' T8 x! L: `; }+ u
$ J1 B/ I2 e) {% S" |& G24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.1 P" D/ H$ J, _9 t/ |7 O4 `
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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