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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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* l( F2 ^& n3 M+ @1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.' X- g$ l) O" o$ r
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.- `0 K0 [) w5 l, ^0 E, N) _, l3 y
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.9 c6 v) z |8 ?8 ?; J
) H- w7 }1 D' M1 _4 d6 q3 `6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ l& @+ d6 \/ c5 U7 W
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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% t7 u8 X1 J) O% g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 F! g2 s5 A2 u" a
) `- v! i" \* @- J3 R2 i9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% a0 d2 l, ~: f/ z
7 v7 s8 \4 |# ~# Y% y9 Y10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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/ Y4 P8 l- p! p4 }$ e6 Q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 i( ?; Z6 {6 l: @, A4 ?6 |' V# X9 I) N
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( N1 [* m' a0 U" M% W. B6 n) d13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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3 h+ V9 [9 O- y( Q8 c( t" w; J14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.# [* l7 |. B3 \2 Z+ `" E( S6 H) J
8 a) I0 x- h- h- y4 k15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ h# `" {7 q8 e* y1 S
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 f" {. ^3 i7 w: u+ D
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 K0 @9 t; o9 t6 r- q$ T
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7 Z# C" L0 `7 w( c; S- D21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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9 O0 b. H$ Q3 a( ]. S, s$ s7 Y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. d& T6 d# \4 k! K- i24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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