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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* _. X0 V, G; H$ ^
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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. B3 G- T- ^; k2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! [0 E5 [+ d% j: f' ~
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 P# P5 P' ^7 Y" Z1 x
/ W) w) |/ W" C% X" t/ \5 B* I! _4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.+ ]4 k/ ?( e& Q1 \
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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3 E8 h- u4 M9 L3 j9 b6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 i1 a4 S* P- ^ o: u9 k8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.1 q6 g, w4 o% u& o) o
2 \0 d' e _ P0 D10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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2 `5 X+ ]* N' b1 n4 m2 g11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.& V7 Y7 R* C Z# G
$ G6 v# K w) l6 ?" a* U% n12.) Super glue is forever.5 I) _9 n" f4 i' O' w& u
" h1 |; m0 q6 e4 l, w e13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& _; @9 C' c2 V14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.( D4 z, h! s% U: y J$ m l
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.% i% ~% t2 g' ]6 e& E' t2 k
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.0 p- L$ O& W1 ]; L: l7 M5 A
# h4 s8 U# k g1 ]2 x: i2 l: {5 M. @17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 j" \ X! a, Q) F) O
# |1 P0 q; [+ e) `18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- L8 a( P1 `8 c8 L
. g- u$ V1 Y$ J) y5 x19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.7 u: r/ X) h) ^4 s* Z( w; C
: l: j0 H4 [% g, S# c0 W20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 d" A) y! K9 r5 w
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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/ Q+ {7 P* a; Y) \) T( D23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.' r, X7 d( Z1 n( ]' h. v3 T
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.- }3 t2 ~, e# ?
7 u. u: w7 }$ R! q. y1 T25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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