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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...' m( d4 L( E- u; i6 a% K

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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.; Q& X# S$ F- e7 L3 J

, n! w  F6 i. U: S3 ~3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 s3 @& D2 Q! B$ Q
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." k: q% }; g4 n1 F& Y5 C+ x

, \, V4 @& P* z( i$ N5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( y  P$ F! z0 |8 U3 f
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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4 ?+ v8 l8 U" `. K9 n, L, [7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.0 M9 C% H2 @* A2 b! W, y
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies./ y: `9 c' ]; o2 e# a7 B
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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3 K& d& W" s4 M# T11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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9 x8 r( j4 e1 t; \12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 v- n. x9 k0 }/ e+ `) o0 C% M

0 k8 ]0 f! B! C% B* r: g14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.+ \8 M3 L' s4 m* b+ Q/ X
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.5 q- a: @+ K2 i% B

4 T8 r$ O6 w8 T& h16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.  `/ M' D- P2 p! a( [

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6 d! Z* v# v: C- @5 ~: q+ E) z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 i/ @% {5 P' S6 z7 @19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.  {0 N  |, a* p7 f) b' i; Q

: Y( E1 j& d3 O21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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% C% d. b4 O# \' ?9 x* L0 _+ t22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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