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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: b4 J# e6 ]5 ]5 M D' r3 C2 r
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite., i# ?" O0 Y' b0 w
b" ]; K' P- j5 T0 g2 x# R3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room./ x% J0 W1 `' x V& ~$ x
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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7 O0 D; n2 G! S# L' u6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.4 V* ~. J! R# t# R
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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3 A. l5 s3 n! y) o' C' x10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 I& e7 d1 Y4 A: g
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: u/ @! j, s, y( b* z
9 H0 Z8 G3 R9 \6 A* J1 q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ o2 {( Y: a& O
5 m l1 \+ h; ?7 S/ W: h16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2 ]/ |. ~7 q: O/ o
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 k2 `0 `2 R) D6 W5 b
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, Z/ k1 w- [ l/ A' |19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.8 i2 q; d9 [# Z- q; [* T
. n! s1 [8 g' P0 e21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. h" M# m4 A- a0 K/ Q, _& R
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ j4 A* X& N; n1 V( I! U$ ~# Y
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.9 J9 b- J5 F% R7 X- C
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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