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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.3 v7 p- F0 G, q9 m( g( j/ F4 }
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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, }) V  s( |$ @1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., c+ c3 ?5 `. C

+ {$ r: m, J5 O0 c: J4 Y% U2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( l. \' S$ f7 S: ?; ^1 e" O
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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: G' F" O& Q7 c0 Y$ J* A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 @2 M7 R; Q. a8 W4 G0 L

( ^# R) X. U. q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' {+ w' H# \* C1 I
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. ~2 x% G7 ?% A
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 E; R9 R/ U  l2 L2 Y. z3 Z% ~) p

) E/ L: @8 N+ y5 C9 m, g9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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) e. T* o4 v8 n% b10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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& t, ]9 \3 A: ?; @* `& P" X& n! ~12.) Super glue is forever.! U) I% u" M  `, T8 U8 p
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 }/ |! C5 a  L2 G6 K
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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5 `3 Y# W; k: Y16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; W% @! t( f) [" V3 I2 q& J( i

% J" V/ p  V$ c  f4 {17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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* G$ L% L/ U) x! Q  c$ H8 \18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* W/ R+ J4 }1 B
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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( C% z1 k% D/ Z  Y! H9 q" j21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 N( e) T0 ~9 Z0 W6 \

5 u9 ~; Z/ r4 L7 F* u; \, J22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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2 R( ?! `( @. A# t% Q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% W" l$ w3 k3 S
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

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