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Why Boys Need Parents!

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鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.* m: G+ i; G, I

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* z3 H1 e$ F: y

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! Y# C; u2 M& t1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.; a7 K' `4 O; t7 E

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  p+ b, w# z6 O) a+ ]5 I3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 `4 V9 v( l6 r7 P& D" O* }* A+ m
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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  p4 u8 y1 @! J6 u5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.8 E1 d$ m" V2 v& ]* W6 q7 b% X6 |( {
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! v" g8 U3 M; J  }& b# ]

' ^- Y2 F, ~! F7 X& W; p7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ A/ ~7 x6 y+ B: {3 t
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 ?  f/ D& t9 N

$ w; W" z6 ^( i2 _9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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0 f/ J9 L" H7 X# [0 ~* o" U4 o% E12.) Super glue is forever.$ L$ ^4 Z, _& S/ V) z

" X1 \; m6 j8 F; q" r  i7 h. Y13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& F' p' d0 o: O14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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6 G5 V$ J; s; h9 N  n15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.5 Q" y, d5 m6 w$ O$ c/ g7 X; ]
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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# d, q. g: ^9 d4 I17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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4 ^! O; m2 @+ g: t) _8 F" A( {% \% I8 Z, p19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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; F! ~0 [  a; Z; _1 c) n21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." Q+ j# B& _1 m9 N& Z. Q0 o- f

! L6 J! M+ I0 k+ B, t7 G22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.0 n6 U& P, t0 C; m7 V

& ]! Q4 @4 `( m3 r23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 W+ O  I# f) h% `' Q7 b4 i  f
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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