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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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, r. r* ]8 B% G2 K1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.$ _* W2 ^# z' C+ V5 h: i; O

, b, f: l* v) n2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' M* T6 ]' w7 ?2 U

! \5 F5 R4 K+ i, e5 p9 G4 ?4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 P& x! `6 q* d
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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" t& w2 B! c5 _( z0 ^6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.3 ~+ }7 o2 I7 Q# w6 F
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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7 E# T9 p+ o. A; l8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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/ f) ~& @& N7 H4 V$ _10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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2 i5 Y6 I7 }" W0 ]9 r6 k, ]/ e) s& H11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.2 V+ G3 s5 g5 q3 P: D9 P8 |
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.5 `+ e% q- F: k* ?8 ~
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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' u( w* i( a1 I2 K, v& t- f- D15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.  P7 J# }  m8 M2 k" v. M. p
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 b, S% {5 i$ R$ }+ u! l18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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7 e$ U; t- C/ [6 d2 k6 t19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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- @* _& i- s0 p2 }20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.3 K, t2 G& H& R

8 e0 X! m8 X3 S! c. I/ z, \21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy./ D; Y; U" O3 q* n0 {

, D! a( Y1 g9 X* W22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy." `2 e6 r( M2 A( s3 H" E
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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" @% v) N1 P- b) v1 X  q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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