Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

: r/ D- T$ v0 O1 n' `% a5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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: C7 G) g% x$ W) ]4 N6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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: ]/ ^# M8 \: T5 d. s. Q  a9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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" K) t) r1 {+ h$ z5 U/ Z0 M11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

  u/ D" g! E) L! F6 f12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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# i' @5 u! L% s( [" K15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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0 M6 L3 R! ?  Q/ `" e18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

! u8 W! j' I& [19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

, u: f/ |- m8 Q% e6 s( ~$ ?24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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