Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

: I2 C+ n3 ?: L- _Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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6 s# k. P' l' F3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

; Q4 }0 A6 `" b6 J* T2 O5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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9 C. Q5 s. o& Z! X: L/ C4 o6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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$ J5 v2 ~* f* Q- X! \4 ~7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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3 O3 j) |1 ?- X" }: l13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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5 Q- [+ G  ~- G& \. F2 ]14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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; I/ \  [6 M! |& h1 n- S5 o! r15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

. Y% Y5 l# ~  x9 ?8 Q! j5 q; z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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. u7 x9 J) e! q8 L# e- i9 z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

6 P" `2 v$ F0 g+ \- G20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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& L$ G, Y0 h" {" \22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

7 P1 x  y9 A& p# P/ d+ W9 }7 G' y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

0 F& I9 m. L9 e9 m$ H2 u24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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  t2 g: o- D* ~( `25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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