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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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5 d. y/ O y6 M' `1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.0 x8 U; _4 ^* F+ G( p O
5 K; b$ z9 H. s$ \2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ G" M3 m9 D" w3 ~0 t
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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1 B- |- B, @; F+ d5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 X. `6 I$ {/ e& O- v# f5 G1 k
/ x* [) j; `* O$ ~/ t9 z5 d( h6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 M/ ~( p0 n: ]
+ x" y( c1 K& F) k* D/ @+ _7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 N. C& f- p( ? p G) [( h
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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/ m2 x* [/ f1 f10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.& O, n/ {, B4 q
3 w: i% w. p. J# p0 R6 ]% z% r11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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! }/ N4 a3 A3 D# x% M5 L! T12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 G" E6 A/ `9 j' U9 W& s+ M1 o5 _3 _9 H8 E13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.: {& k1 b5 j3 a# ]( M& E
6 R! S7 U+ b- F, I14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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# C3 [5 M5 Z; I9 D. i15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.' z, q! R/ Y( Z
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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2 P1 [; x; A+ z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% O+ D6 H2 q( e0 a
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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* f+ I6 a6 o1 u6 e; ]20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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. [8 @; J5 r/ O: s7 y" D }21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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+ f# K5 i; _% m5 U) C- X9 C22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 [" l9 K" q# B3 Y, ~* _
) {: h5 K, C: H" h$ {, k23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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, `* O, B0 `: _24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.4 i+ k9 J! n a( S, Y) L
( b9 }! O, w+ l* d25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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