Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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2 X6 _+ t/ n2 N) o! ~7 v' uWhy boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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  t, v1 k4 m& Z: j4 w1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

" K9 w6 g. z" _+ z. ?4 b# [+ j# q2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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- t/ Z0 K( t, P! i& B. y0 d( H4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

, Q. P, U0 |0 ^, h* z# [5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

% `( C8 `: A' f  ?6 ^6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

# V. O1 I9 u! m7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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( f/ U- F* ]4 E4 z6 T% u6 D8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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3 q' L6 d0 D% Z3 j' I5 o) k11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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! p# F% C9 x  {3 ~7 A12.) Super glue is forever.
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/ K# t! q9 g/ i2 m13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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3 [+ c$ V4 @# F9 [2 M) M15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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; g$ S# O9 X. l18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

% n0 T. K% ?/ o21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

5 _5 V2 r3 E* ~- k& X: |  b23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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3 e9 N. N( _2 T# m; v5 l24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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  T4 x1 x' o! @) q% Y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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