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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...5 C* S/ Q6 o# W* W5 a( ~
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.$ J$ K$ Y7 n- m. t/ h; Q) I
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. L2 c6 R" ?) {" _1 W& Q" \! p
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.9 e2 t( g5 Y5 G u' p+ x
; h& _8 A. ]" r, \# x4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." l2 D! [ r+ ^& u2 O6 C
% g6 q- {8 A# f2 m, v5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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# H z) u" Z7 O8 w S3 \8 @3 [6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.& h: I! `) j3 X7 n7 T V5 G
0 q* G' a3 f0 S( W$ \% y7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.: @' P7 Q0 D! @, Y9 o3 V! Y
c6 o' `; |# d$ k6 b5 V8 t8 I8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.( c9 O' Y; k3 Q4 o
, b' K6 S0 p/ S9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 a& t' p& ?% X* _$ [0 h
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ U3 Z8 h& j6 b3 }9 F7 c
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12.) Super glue is forever.# _( g2 S4 L: w4 M0 ^
6 f2 g t( g% h! r1 _6 p13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 s2 \8 u6 P& K+ l( V' ?5 Y* {' ~
2 M, O4 S) B; e3 O: J i; n14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.8 ]1 |* u, f% R- f, ^; o
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.6 j$ N% C) s* w& }+ e% a- q( E) } j
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% }# |1 c( u" d- O1 I
' t3 K5 {1 K2 I \1 Z& [' q) L' z/ v. p18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.3 t3 ~* H9 b( F0 ]1 Q" K% V1 t/ r+ W
; D5 e) \ S/ K, y, E2 N& b9 H19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 m( M( s/ b; L: z5 H: @
1 ]7 g& |; {! A20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.) V/ M6 i b5 F2 R
8 E; C" o; T5 m' ?5 V21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.3 x k7 ]8 H& Q% a& @: y6 u0 Q0 s
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids." h# H5 p f V. [3 O
- k5 F! N( _9 w$ t" z+ C25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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