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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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: {# m5 |1 [0 h6 V2 F1 R* @9 ~ {) M* H1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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4 J H d' P T2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ R& W P/ c' b2 u
8 j+ z. s5 b! R' _# O/ M4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.0 k! A3 K- P( y, t3 A
5 O7 t& E+ i" ~% ]. R4 j& R5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 n" {7 `( C$ K8 w
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! e" a7 G* |' m% J
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" i. K& z: u/ X& i( b/ o O9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.) ]% \( h5 U; ?; [" D0 o$ Z
" y2 K# D) Z+ i# k) c- B% Y4 ]% s10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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; t5 w* g! t$ [7 I12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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# f4 }( u0 `1 n/ A4 @* N15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# T* i3 Q* p/ }! ?4 D \
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.' x9 g& u& Q2 ?" Y' J% ~
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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/ U* r. B F9 ~( l# A) z) |19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.$ ^5 B5 v. S) u% Z& u8 F Q& i
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j0 {/ G7 \) X S/ G21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., G8 o* ]8 y* x$ D6 X* B
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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* \; z" Y) f2 N& D) Y; x24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.5 v: y' u! I, E# c+ Q1 }" z
% j& E2 _- N: M0 u4 Q1 F25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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