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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.. Y& L, `* S/ o+ V
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 N+ C$ w8 c* Q |9 t
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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2 y2 |' w! p6 `( H8 q% Q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way." i/ M, d+ W# b0 {2 a/ I, S
& C/ f) H* c9 d, c' i" C0 o6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., o; f7 c6 o" q' c0 |0 G! J( l/ S
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.: C' c$ }; }+ i1 K$ ~4 H
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.) b, v' H9 ~, f
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8 l- `5 U+ S6 `5 P4 ^11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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" p. g! b+ v- ]- i) o1 r' ]- d12.) Super glue is forever.. o; F$ l R4 Z
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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3 r$ ~! M3 M5 y4 K14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.; V E6 N7 W9 I. T6 q+ S
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.. |; J9 b5 r5 b1 f
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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8 j6 x9 Y7 [0 Z. v: L20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- i8 _7 u/ Q9 O1 x4 p
. S% T1 P$ a# n- L) u2 R/ P4 H21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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) e1 u% {0 w. e23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. X0 J) k' y. N2 n' S9 R
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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