Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. w) A2 h6 b1 z( Q! e1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

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4 }4 H( o) w6 g( o8 D# c2 j8 s3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

, U' |) H- J; @& z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

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1 v& W" t/ j# O) y1 T6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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' ]  X3 x3 c8 v* j9 S" L, a4 B+ Q# G7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

  X7 F: h! T1 G* A5 q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

" c$ f" _. c- ~10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

6 t6 M- A/ U6 T  r/ B/ t7 j11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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" b1 ]- I1 ]  W$ o- R% T0 L12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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- L* ]4 D$ l$ L0 E% ^17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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: v5 \# G2 l, k* A5 Z21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

1 @4 }" w( X& d# @: d' ~23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

' n, x' L8 Z  r* H& |; a/ d25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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