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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& _: X) Q5 R1 b5 |7 o( y; p
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6 w' F2 V# Q; Z6 }- f' g1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.* X, S6 N1 \5 z- }. ~+ G
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% F0 w/ o2 m6 \3 F7 f2 O
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& B9 x0 g9 R( w: m3 A+ V2 q& F
, L, e3 ?. k, q/ T; g. M3 U4 c5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 L3 E/ O5 C0 J7 A" P N
1 N& t: S0 p- K+ h: O7 ~6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.1 I" n$ i) V+ y
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. x2 H' {+ B1 Q& N' [1 W, e
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.* M. y/ n( K9 N7 m3 v) `' E# K& f
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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3 h6 V' }9 n6 Y- @' n. a! j10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 n7 H3 _' T3 c( f L! M* T
6 x6 y* v1 E2 o# V! @$ J12.) Super glue is forever.
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5 i2 e( w# X0 s& X13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.6 P# x1 T- Y) [9 Q+ ]/ f
$ U: Y9 ?7 O0 h9 Y2 g* _) t15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; w. K8 v* f/ m: a) I$ k, ~9 P
$ G% ?4 M4 J" v" ~ {' }17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.3 g# f; C/ x2 m/ w+ u7 G
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& ~/ I7 w% q0 M7 X6 r, l0 N$ d. f0 f
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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& D9 z2 }5 ~+ l. V2 \4 N* ~: h21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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. j0 `* X; u6 c23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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7 K4 I5 W+ N2 V5 t7 T0 ]! X/ u24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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