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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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2 {/ B' s3 U: \5 A1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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& O0 }& q7 S; T2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.+ n( a+ S* j2 U3 Z1 `6 l) b
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.( ~( K. u3 {8 G- q4 H
- A# G, Z; \1 Q2 B$ r4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.9 @2 Q) p& |* K/ o5 j, O
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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2 o: c4 o1 B) a, ?* w" K% {; z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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) R9 k" i1 I1 P6 }( N7 W7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 }, Z# ^. x2 a8 n) w
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.8 f& f. R0 N# P
* d' L! Z4 p! E0 T* J9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.$ N5 v* G" U0 z
3 q% Y6 S+ ?/ U10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.4 y4 a6 l$ I! H$ W) E$ B# a
# T2 I; p+ W9 W) ~$ s$ J/ d12.) Super glue is forever.
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( M& E0 t) l1 T3 ~9 J2 p3 y13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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; f6 V8 \) w9 d- F5 E' j! @& j14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.& Q+ J3 S6 f$ e0 _3 g) w* }4 @
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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6 ?) S- c2 h& c; k17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.# }1 }. G P* S1 _8 a
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 M7 k9 r; C, N+ k2 x2 V
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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& o+ f; G1 V# N6 j. r! P. a0 ^20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." w( Q m' D- p! p+ p! ?
* {& X& C! v& Y0 |! M# `' m21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., r7 f! }! b, Q/ R T+ _
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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! H* o Y- O& D, W0 C3 J5 {& j24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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