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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...8 ^/ {. l" h5 J8 ?0 ?# F! ] O7 G
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. H3 I9 V5 n6 Y# {
7 P6 `+ S a8 Z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, I" T0 l& z: C+ a! I% @5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.1 j6 n4 g7 u0 ~: b: n4 V
* X% c& }5 V! U5 F, \) D' c6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.; b) Z5 y( e4 S
9 z4 }* C5 y9 x6 o8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 S5 H* x3 [- ?& v% ^% r S+ y- I
6 w3 s7 m3 u a* d5 U13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ x% J) H+ _) X$ d, N) G, b* ^
1 E; z, } ^7 N14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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' ?' N u5 D6 d* I7 c15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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) [1 [# S& G; q% H+ a" X16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.! U4 C) b& U [# b; e, k) z
0 m7 ]. H- E ~- u: M q% b/ I6 J1 Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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; y. O1 [4 w; A x# |. T( Y2 Y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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. F5 K1 L. h6 K) B2 J! T21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy./ o( L) \7 P. N$ r
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.5 h. Q+ F- ^+ v2 ]
. `* t' G1 V" W: e' X$ j3 E23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( q6 ^4 c8 O1 D
; R/ F- M, W. h24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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