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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...) v+ v$ a4 [- [; `- X; R4 J$ X$ O
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4 f: @9 [/ |* l1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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, m d, z% l" @2 D8 r- F2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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9 m6 `9 ^5 {9 |4 a' ]" @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 y/ _4 G' t; s6 U( G6 u" _$ @
q7 U3 F- ]% ~* A4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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% R/ U2 j4 P F; E: H' b( H7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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, G }" S6 }9 s9 p8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.# C% w5 [- a: }( z5 {
" c( _: z/ T5 i* [/ W/ c' ~9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.+ K- l0 \1 L* \, k6 t0 T3 h
, d/ s) t- t9 m: L* B: ^& x11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever." c# s" Q/ D- _. G( c( H
5 P0 W# ~, E" s9 i p7 g13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 y! T6 s0 d4 N% a* e0 q7 h+ O
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.) N! t3 C: J5 r. [$ w
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5 x7 v# l) @' C6 T/ u+ a( }/ i17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' P8 w( ]$ [) C$ [
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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5 [9 O9 }5 k, e: j1 v) J21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." Q3 L7 i4 Y- V; e8 H9 k
& @$ h* C3 H4 U7 a) U1 b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.: I+ Y! U; B! p- w, S3 {
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.% P' Q7 G. C# i
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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