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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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4 e1 {# h1 D7 y+ z* Q, q" V1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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1 Q1 [) h9 t1 Q( M. K2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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+ K! u8 l. e0 k- G+ w5 K9 W$ j8 I3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ W# W& P* L0 L0 u
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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2 k: [8 a' B+ u' S1 U7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.0 j, U, y& K7 c0 \. Q) d
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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0 A' U+ ]" ]$ T4 z9 |, B10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( t+ V+ y2 r! U: G
: y( h/ W' O- i2 c' U5 ]1 K9 P+ p11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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* ?! O* }# J" J9 T! F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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: T- x8 a' j- _: ~* M5 J8 B9 }14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.- v7 z: U+ U3 q7 G
/ b( y* D' z) P6 Y d' S# Y/ l15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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( y0 N5 I& M9 P5 W2 r17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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! r! |, `, R7 X! ^2 i( f+ F18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' ~5 R i1 X# [) x, j( t5 W8 D- Z) G
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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+ A0 o# K+ e( a+ d21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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' G. |3 j# j$ V5 q! O5 f' M+ z0 o23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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