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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.3 q6 C5 w- v+ @/ d
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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+ P% @& ?  m* g2 M8 z. V6 E1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." ^+ I) Q" _% h! l: r5 L4 V

: M/ i0 e$ a) m) C$ X9 A2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 ]9 _4 d/ V; h3 W0 F

4 B# H7 j0 l( v3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.0 b2 R* @9 o& [2 e# _% g" J" g
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ d, D/ Q. d6 q
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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* i; N% A. u3 ~9 e4 r( J8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.' E. D! @1 J* O) u. {( b% @

8 s4 L0 a& e9 d" m) Q4 x9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.7 g! d8 s  y6 Y
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( U0 `1 @4 h3 t

1 M- _3 H1 T/ m) y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.4 ~0 V8 q" t# C2 m% k  A; a6 e

5 l( i8 I3 B( [2 a2 f9 W3 {13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 n1 N* R6 K8 u4 e5 K. f' h; _* Z

- |3 L5 e& f$ _/ {8 ?6 q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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  |; a! f+ Z5 P& K! @& Q6 K15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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, ?8 {- v; D& F4 n' w16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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1 t, [0 R" J1 |. @: V$ S: ]19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.4 L' o7 y  Y+ P; f

( D- L: U4 J% Q5 \6 d20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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& h8 N# f, a6 k$ D8 G' }22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.$ }; \$ C) L; h# y5 k; C

: j2 }- R* M  F23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.4 x, f" Q$ F8 h; B# V

3 g/ n  O2 l& e$ F/ Z* @1 `" w24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 o+ W( Z" ?; h4 Q) V, ~: O25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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