Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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8 @% q  o  O# ^7 H) n1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

9 e6 K9 X  L1 o2 s2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

8 X( Y5 \3 d# E% @. H* Y% B# z+ ]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

! x% l. N3 C6 d8 j" V4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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; G8 W) [, k$ _3 D5 Q3 M/ V0 ^: o6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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2 ~5 N8 c( c) `- {1 [: T# ]) t7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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% l8 x* L4 ~# O8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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/ S  X& d! t3 L6 @" u( s" z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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- O+ ^; R' ?9 [8 T4 A12.) Super glue is forever.
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. O% ^* V! a* F$ k13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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; ^% d- W; X' K1 V) H5 C0 z$ h19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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# W) p8 X6 h: _* B" R21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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" `; Y5 y' V2 U( u22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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* j. r) f7 [# b  T8 ]2 t0 D23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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