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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...5 A Q5 Q6 |; _
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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4 v! L4 H* j" d1 p# n4 t5 C, l# [+ _( O2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 w/ u( a g! _( r* L
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.9 n7 i) g, H' Q1 s
" }3 g, f# u, Y) I# B: a4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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' E ` l7 ]0 V2 Z7 W5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.2 O: q0 H" E9 K: b# M/ A
# J1 E/ C& g2 o$ I( Z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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: I( _7 `" O! U$ \& u9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.5 S, J6 H( j& Y i& H% j
/ r" {/ M- V5 \+ n' D+ P10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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/ K, G2 M% c7 C+ F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.0 m/ f& s6 i( q/ }: ~( E; y& |3 P
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.4 v% ?4 @4 ^0 a6 L
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: [* ~: V0 ?! Z8 X0 {+ s/ _
- q* y R( w% j4 `9 d9 |% K15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 H" N! @ I$ `) y6 C- w" L$ F
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving./ [' q6 d, I3 P1 p! P& l: B- T. @
' S" E" l: Y* i( w( K- N; I18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* x- Z" `) a, ^
7 ]6 Z" F, H5 S% R/ g2 U, m8 ~19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& B6 U0 l9 L) y% S: Z2 j
* L& B) }3 j8 c8 }4 I20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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