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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.$ X9 `2 g1 a) r, R9 p. D) a6 z
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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H% O/ ~4 I+ k" c3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.9 ~! C6 t8 |7 _+ `) Y
1 h$ d' r1 F' L0 ^- e2 l4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.# J+ e- B7 q. P7 S* e
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way., Y5 B9 W5 P, B6 ~& @3 ]
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.. @6 o% ?! C5 Z
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1 I8 Y1 _1 K% L# Q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9 M& \, k8 m. T. w* w9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% }8 E/ v, T* J& \; S
/ f2 |2 A9 i6 H# x- E0 ]10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. Z5 {: n) t' t/ c1 e1 }
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.% z5 o1 \6 t3 F1 U1 z( ]7 I$ o
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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' d: v6 c6 D3 y# J( Z5 A! Z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 b% z# T7 i& Y" Q3 g0 {4 v
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 q% l* C8 h [5 R- c
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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( v$ Q7 D) {9 B6 n: D K% X22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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+ ?; |; [( E. Q% O0 d' c& Q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. f, |$ K8 L$ C& {4 R7 x$ o
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- o0 b8 _0 i! Q v6 c: ^; K1 m25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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