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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.) c0 P  F+ Y1 w+ N

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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) a' s* t) P* q  [: d/ z: L1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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1 M$ A: z! _  F  K2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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! k+ C3 M- u; k5 B5 u3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ S* \% J4 U4 v3 _$ Q1 J$ p6 f
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.8 }) s1 W. P4 R9 u
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% I+ M, H1 Y0 f. ]3 h/ l5 ?4 V4 M

& S1 `: h9 b" z. R2 z: U# E8 e" }6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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& u: t2 R: U2 q& l7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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# e; x8 L* N, z& ?- `8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.! S% n' _' f% Y: x4 e. s5 \! ^

7 ?7 E- h) e; K$ r  w  B8 f9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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4 z' x% x  }- B10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) U  i4 I5 o! B' M5 ~
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence." }: n4 G) I, c
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12.) Super glue is forever.+ J' c* h' @! [% b3 Y

5 m* X- R& G  N13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 p7 o. _; L6 u2 N6 y7 _

4 i% _0 b% R1 P' M3 p15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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$ K8 l4 H: G! ?17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 ^- `- N; Y( d9 U. A8 W5 W

+ d" Z* c, [- s6 Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is./ u: D# H% o6 `- a6 A
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.& B4 z# v* w: @

8 v; o2 K# S0 j* x! p  z21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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4 T1 |9 q8 u7 g2 s  T# K25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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