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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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# O' W- W! N+ @; K1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 I l3 k6 W, R& E L; _
8 {5 u1 w$ o* A* A2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.7 L* K( q7 d6 }& o& O0 _2 O
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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- c; S+ i" p5 S+ u6 i3 z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; L- U; L0 ]( V
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.% ?( ^0 V* [9 @* [% S# N! }4 K2 M* ] [( q
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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0 p, D( A _2 w9 H! G9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 }+ ^+ }' O& s- I8 Y' ^4 s3 G7 K! ?% B
6 }1 ~, z2 t3 O10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 C' C& V" S0 |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.! t8 m: ]0 [ E& s( ]9 f$ {
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& W. y0 b3 z9 F" f- c
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.6 j( E' @' _& e' e1 \
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* s) T& D* S2 U0 R/ L
( v: L ~$ b! t/ w19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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0 {, q. X3 N1 l" @; D5 N/ i20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ }# r' j: t# ]- H4 q: z
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.& z/ c: h6 t6 Q: P& y6 f" x( k0 g
' @7 g* n7 c1 F, e- b24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.# `! @, @9 ? @7 A; P
$ N# U" b6 I4 l+ w3 u% o25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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