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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 l/ N6 U1 l* T- A
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 G; M9 u* Z4 w- ?. ]0 \
8 r- M$ S. w/ l2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3 E) T% Z; J1 f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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3 Z9 {" f! x" }, c$ D4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.. ?/ ~ i% W: a7 W9 n/ w0 [ _9 x
5 O1 g2 \1 N R7 n/ Z# f1 p0 m, |6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; n1 K( E4 w" `: x. ^
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 O/ F: _$ D. p" o8 q) `8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.$ S( d/ i& B0 H N
1 y( {9 X# a, m- c+ Y9 v+ T7 s9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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% V# W+ y* f$ ?10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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3 N9 ~! P' b; t+ z c14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 m! A# y( x9 m5 O2 Z
' L$ f5 o; d' n7 q3 T15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.8 L+ C. G4 b3 C% C
3 ^# n1 I, M! y5 \3 O' L2 X& K# E17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.! M! M% X) K/ m' H
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; u; c, s/ K' q
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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, j6 ^6 \" L8 a, H' d2 y- F* m21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 x( q- c$ r# y# y: Y
% a$ e% k0 j2 o5 G$ o J* Q9 n23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids., z+ r ~& B( N. q# c4 {
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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