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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." b! D. w8 l) ?$ |
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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" X7 Z2 k9 l9 h1 p$ V2 c2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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% U2 B( n# R9 s1 n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' [2 X- Y4 p) w# F
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.8 q" T, Q8 M+ n. P7 `
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.* F1 F; Y2 x2 q9 @( B
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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7 ^. c0 E( H `: L. e4 A9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.) `9 j2 [! U5 D# A( j) @2 x) P. k
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) N( e8 I4 B; m: c. L4 ^% D
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; H8 E$ A$ p2 Y/ L
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.7 }8 }' S y0 B0 D5 Q
- ?* H, \8 B. B- p5 g$ m14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.+ _8 @% O! }) w3 C
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.5 b$ f+ i6 c! u. D/ v
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 I! s0 n5 C" F8 R, [
! D& z. N U9 j, ]" g19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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3 L% Q! v* Y) a$ c# |: R5 I4 F5 _1 N20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ D1 r2 h! q7 c" @. N$ L% a7 h
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.! U# j+ L; o$ t) ?2 W
! a) [$ @3 o. Z4 e. ^) p4 W22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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( A9 v( h2 z" Y) z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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