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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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- c2 X. V8 Q. Y8 o. Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." b0 o! N- k* t
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.$ f4 ]+ H; I, Y/ ]- i( i
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., s: ?! a" Y( c {2 D9 m; `
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& H. e4 e4 `7 R! o' S+ \ j/ {6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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6 J* d/ }* [# x6 X+ Z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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. s# f N, N9 |" d( h8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.- b) Y6 x6 f) D' k |
1 Z! Q7 {2 l# \- Y9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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- r: O* r$ P7 ^% |! M11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.& x0 Y6 k( f' E0 J c2 s
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4 M+ U2 y" R* `( o13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 z# w" d8 f" P6 E; Y) q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.( D% w5 N7 @$ |/ U
& ]/ I3 H0 x$ j8 E- ]" L7 y9 ]17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ }/ d9 \/ c K/ Y0 b. \
, u( U$ ]9 X- I( x19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& i! f+ L! w! x$ T6 d& _
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.$ F! N$ U6 n/ h$ |/ A
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., l0 W& d& N" j/ J1 D& y
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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