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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...9 Q! M$ q# p& }- N! a2 ~+ l
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 Y, L6 T0 `* _, l/ `# e
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.) d, {8 `- U# P. Y1 a$ p$ u8 i9 b
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.8 E) T, |; L4 w; @1 `$ R7 l
- ?" R$ O+ D. |) ?8 F9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. U3 h1 j9 N! p9 f% ?
3 D9 l1 m- Z% _12.) Super glue is forever.0 L8 F! K" J2 w: A( g
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.4 m* ]) G6 ~6 @, b
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/ n$ x0 M" ]1 B15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; v1 X( q3 a# n" ]( u/ s2 {6 J. ^
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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9 {# F" [ C- V18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens." b2 T9 e* h9 i/ c* g& E
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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. |& _/ A1 q+ D* ^3 E21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.4 u5 v% {6 L9 D7 d0 T* Y7 h0 B5 e
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.9 [) e9 I& Z* Z+ e, I Q
. v( P6 u7 c# e1 o% v25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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