Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

' X: ]: v2 F) ~& U9 U9 KWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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- ?, n% b; ?  N* X/ B( \2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

4 X7 m, o7 }2 _3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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6 ]# [/ `* f2 W8 f! e4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5 y5 ?: }4 w5 U4 a3 R2 C5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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4 r' z5 R$ X$ g, Y# Q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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' m& B( P9 K+ q, n# {7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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& x) T4 P8 N# d6 g& `" A8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

0 f; }4 |: q( {! P10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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1 G9 L. [5 J) \( o11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

7 B# A# l3 t7 O2 l$ }4 q0 S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

( L' |8 o* g# D4 h# E( h( e0 f$ H5 O16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

. H4 a% [. @$ V7 @18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

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2 v2 k  {; `# O6 w! ~+ q0 M22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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5 {+ O! [( [5 _5 c# o1 Q+ R, g25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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