Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. s/ U/ w$ c- U' p; ]4 h7 l# p1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

7 Z6 Z& o1 o3 Q* H2 Z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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9 q0 P2 b) a4 l  G( K1 N6 g- |4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

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' g- s! E7 V& F7 J9 o- u7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

: [, t: t% C; f+ ?* ^7 _0 a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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* `& s" f5 S, J* d6 x10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

  l+ @7 M0 r9 |0 d; P2 x11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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) g! H, k1 _: v& p, A! s12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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5 c% A% h& Q4 x6 u1 c3 H0 J15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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9 v, Y& \9 z( W8 d19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

# o3 J* x; P1 a20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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" t1 x" p& D! f4 V21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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7 e: C! n7 a  {4 c9 w22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% `  g' q  O+ O6 T( f4 n23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

* ~0 U9 j9 S9 b$ N  [3 M24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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$ r1 E" L0 Y$ M/ D5 n9 z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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