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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...9 @7 f3 A0 j% G$ I" @
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8 ]' r: V' v9 D4 H/ Y" b4 H/ K1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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( Y8 o3 f. P% K5 @4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. q7 N1 j8 }! h3 n) _+ I
; L! S2 `% k! k; c' D7 u5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 l- k. e- q0 I' [
+ M7 f- \( i* ~ w# |6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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$ V# J" S: V4 J' ~6 d, V. H7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 L1 J2 ^: \! Q3 m' R% K
/ s- o- R" \; S; `2 z3 U, L5 W2 `8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 R3 a; P# ?6 n% z& F& x
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 n: c& a+ S, A9 g' B9 T: `. \+ `2 o ~
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12.) Super glue is forever.( c) \8 b' U Z9 a3 C( {# a
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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) d( a) ]. F, Z8 A: ^- F15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.% F- [) r7 g5 h) @+ Q
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.1 |3 Z; @$ ~* H
) T0 c0 ], Q# b3 ]17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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0 J& X6 M4 p X6 g5 j18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% Q; j/ H( z3 h ` Q0 K
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.) N2 O' m1 h& n
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.6 T5 R8 p% L# O ?# J! z7 B }+ [ q# b
. J9 Q( O8 E4 r0 O, {" U1 o N22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.7 h0 q& _; Z4 C# t0 [
: N9 ^) u8 V$ i% {( p24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.8 A" ^: k9 N. K
5 D7 x) d2 r0 y5 q- H- L6 I l1 d25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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