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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., k2 B! [: L% X
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.) u+ O# ]- m( q' Q4 g
6 ~! P2 q: f4 t5 M; |% Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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# A5 ^/ W$ m0 Z& [/ @, G& S4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' i- a9 {/ R2 b* F) i4 G1 K5 J
4 {- D$ |2 G1 ]& E1 h0 a5 M7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.* `1 L/ O# v3 H$ E& o
! d0 @1 i( K* Q6 ^: E9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ p5 F& `* [2 ]10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.* l6 }( N# Y. {2 w3 V5 N8 w% G. l
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 }7 L4 P; h- y ?8 u9 ?
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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7 C I4 w2 }3 t% G% u17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 q# o/ x7 s' P: J" u
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is." b' i' v, L V: G2 F+ ?+ F
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.$ s' x: s6 h& n& y; [/ A7 m
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! p9 v1 O3 l8 e" u$ O3 K21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.0 o0 z. L. q- ?5 j3 d9 K- L
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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/ n q' H. A- r3 i% y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 G1 }& E& n% s# ~
! x, b( h% W; l0 V# S& U R4 F: z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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T0 e" k" Y6 ]4 H5 G25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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