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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# r$ ]% e! Z8 A; i3 _
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 c9 x" H. d3 P e& T. L6 t- x% @
7 t$ E) N) O& w( p, `, s! x: F4 W9 f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.) y' r# {% g3 u$ j$ n& @$ t, x7 ^6 a
- D w9 p. B1 o+ F. M' E5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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% s; s3 l0 u9 \6 H6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late./ J$ h* L, J G1 m' p1 H6 ^0 x" x8 {
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: J8 b) ?% i( _7 I9 V
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies." W% N e8 E7 O: C' R
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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5 ?7 B C+ a0 G. m5 s! W9 e8 }; m8 h12.) Super glue is forever.! e) ?: }' {/ h; f
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." Z( u2 M/ X. [
5 T& u8 E9 Z) w5 F9 s& h14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.8 k! ~- l1 R7 q& a( W2 O" I
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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" ]. K9 T; N4 p/ R0 V16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.5 r7 a' J" L$ b; ?- X# l" ]
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving./ T4 w* R/ T s) q& ]" H- K
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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2 N- X6 D, m, V9 X19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 t3 N7 r5 t; f# y! z9 G/ A
1 ^; C; p% @' Q" J20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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: v/ d. s' Z' W3 q( T, P21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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+ q1 V# c3 c- `% v22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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& y/ j( d( _0 H) k9 |# v23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 ?- d0 n* j3 `) h! [4 ~; h; C
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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