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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ A$ N G( G; Q8 x: @1 e8 D
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.* E) f" ^8 C' S1 t2 ^
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 A ?* f. r' K* D: e
}% u- c1 h0 \& F( n5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.2 C, F6 n; j: w' q
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.- U! y0 ]4 O1 z6 ^; a4 m
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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( }, |& Y1 D G, S11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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* X0 M4 t5 \5 W# G12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' b- \# w& ^, E# \& |
" }7 P$ |, x3 }: F14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 Q9 q% L1 m; T2 p( y+ s/ I- d0 {
: d, e/ x, y( p: b15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.- S0 t6 K: Z5 x7 t
( T+ {! S y& V8 a7 L. q17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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/ S# q M8 ? z4 O4 z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.% k/ P# Y/ }/ H" e7 \% M% B: q
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time., c- [8 i/ ]7 H' o1 r
5 T! _) g$ }2 ^$ [9 v: g21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy./ V% s9 q, D5 N: B% `& A2 V
# w4 F: x+ R/ L% @: g& X4 o22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# n I' g/ K1 Q4 i& A3 K' i, h6 t
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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; w2 H7 z y1 I! m$ @, d24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.! V. d' E8 _1 q* e' G' T Y
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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