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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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* T. w% J8 V5 f! |8 U3 X1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- P2 B" a! V9 O& ]
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 N8 A( O# W) p! j" z1 v
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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9 M2 Y3 r" `+ j7 N T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* L$ ]& {) ?7 h2 `6 N
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.* |# f( z% {/ |' O
( u$ R. H: D: L, \9 Z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.9 n, V9 k( z. o0 ~, n. n, x
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% y; K0 @1 X% A4 J+ [4 m6 j9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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+ j" O& y5 B* @% `11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence./ k, a7 s- X1 d. Q9 Z
5 D# ^/ g, \6 l# q* r12.) Super glue is forever.! |' `! s! ]+ @1 u
( Z, A: E s8 y13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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. i6 e! C: {: J8 D% w6 K9 M2 K14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 a# J9 a& q2 B1 l" T
2 G0 e1 Q) t9 }# k9 V15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.% ^7 B# b5 `" s- H5 D
) z- S/ d5 |3 |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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( ?; q& Q" N: A! z- x3 X2 A17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& [. p% p; T) i. q% ?4 T" y
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% h0 T/ ` v' y* h% n0 K9 H
1 J3 u! C2 h4 e; k19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. M' n/ t7 W$ g b5 [3 W7 [! l
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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7 n- J- v. X3 }& J$ {0 F21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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! y5 F Y% W' X6 v G l+ e24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.. j# G0 c; g/ x- b0 [
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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