Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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: d0 ^/ t! i, a2 \+ sWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


, c/ u" u" u6 Y- i% Z1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

$ r" d) s3 O* x% k3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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) {4 R# s1 o  D8 L5 V2 D3 t2 o/ J7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ K6 Y5 D7 o7 h1 b8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

( k$ e( o: R% K- v# {9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

3 X2 s; f- |. b! y5 n8 ~7 a/ j  T10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

; m) B+ ?. Z% u  h) Q8 @11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

. _# u1 }, U: \9 h12.) Super glue is forever.

/ Y8 H" g) ~6 r. S+ P8 k9 P. [13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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. z  Z# R' U0 |* K9 }2 e! W14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

/ A; c" n0 m# W% E6 H* P15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

9 W" Y/ s8 r$ s& ]16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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4 _0 K- q8 A3 x" \  {20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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4 m2 g2 j. K% i, c& J21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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8 Q. D3 j0 t1 q2 i' J( _23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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