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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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2 X6 _+ t/ n2 N) o! ~7 v' uWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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  t, v1 k4 m& Z: j4 w1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 d7 s9 C5 W& {: T2 R% [

" K9 w6 g. z" _+ z. ?4 b# [+ j# q2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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- t/ Z0 K( t, P! i& B. y0 d( H4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.8 Z1 C% f0 ]( i' ?, A; B) P) f

, Q. P, U0 |0 ^, h* z# [5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' ?: `/ E: N" P& I" H8 I

% `( C8 `: A' f  ?6 ^6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- M3 A! B) y5 W  |

# V. O1 I9 u! m7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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( f/ U- F* ]4 E4 z6 T% u6 D8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: X/ K; Q; u5 W% u
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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3 q' L6 d0 D% Z3 j' I5 o) k11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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! p# F% C9 x  {3 ~7 A12.) Super glue is forever.
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/ K# t! q9 g/ i2 m13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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3 [+ c$ V4 @# F9 [2 M) M15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." L. L/ d# J! J( {% l
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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; g$ S# O9 X. l18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* K+ w7 u; u( p' w3 R
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens./ ^! T9 p' v% j, X
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.* y. X/ {+ E. n. e  d2 s  t2 W

% n0 T. K% ?/ o21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 Y0 X; R5 L0 t7 a
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5 _5 V2 r3 E* ~- k& X: |  b23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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3 e9 N. N( _2 T# m; v5 l24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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  T4 x1 x' o! @) q% Y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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