Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

3 D8 A* `0 t! c; D  W2 H2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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9 V5 v' d* s! q) M* q5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

! p+ N0 K. E4 f; M2 K8 L7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

6 V5 Z5 b7 m( k3 I8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

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" l% K8 m# ?% X( |7 a4 G12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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- _) V2 U% n! _5 i3 G) [14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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/ {+ M) |2 }& e! ?# r15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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& L( p/ ~: u% @17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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) R3 y6 ]' h8 _" [& t# l18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

' b5 [/ C0 w/ r, s% E20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

1 }8 S- w$ V+ E( Z0 V. L24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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9 N; {5 z7 G3 A25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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