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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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# m1 D7 E7 u+ M* X& D* E/ b1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- a; E, @( M5 o" C6 g
( O& |8 J; I( N# U9 ?) C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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5 f9 o$ v5 a1 k8 ?( A L0 i3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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: K! w7 ?: C: a" R$ ]4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.8 U4 S# D* R0 _1 I
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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/ A R8 o* P$ |, Q+ N8 h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.9 O6 p n- B8 q; w
2 x& S0 u" i" M1 H8 ?2 g10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.9 o8 F- b" ]7 i# _- E' i
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.- r) t) q: P( L) F) a# M
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12.) Super glue is forever.( p. n+ G) T& I
' l! L. e+ H: z5 g6 r. n1 G8 W9 w13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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: k, Z V5 }% r1 E2 W0 @14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.7 H& e' K3 \: P: u+ z& Y6 p$ X' s
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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) l' Z7 S" U5 t; m& i" W18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is./ P0 N% y* {, P: N
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 b6 E/ _+ P) I) @# W6 V
" o0 z. q1 G. Y( x) R0 k20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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. i N% j. r$ e7 N9 G21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 {7 V y+ C- V9 r+ w. y
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. V& X U) |3 o" A) A+ o
, H8 p, f$ ]3 R1 d! P* ^8 M23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; A9 Y0 x) \! Y/ m% _5 o& T
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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( V- l( L) \* V8 p/ z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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