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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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8 h/ x. l  s8 a5 a( f# fWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# K2 B1 j' L) z
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2 [5 a& O+ u3 t# @' @: O8 s1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.* l+ A. {- @" v, z0 M

; [& ?* I+ i# ^* |/ C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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. m) t, C, L8 Q' O( `4 z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' z2 c; @. I8 h4 i/ {1 n
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& D: j6 ?# l' H8 Y, k8 l0 O6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.( f& Y0 p8 H$ C: H' ?9 _$ o# K
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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# P# T" r" L& \! i9 H- q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.# }( ?1 O3 q& v$ l/ L2 \+ X! p
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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0 G0 E9 k1 ^2 `0 H  ?10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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) y# i: H8 W0 T) E11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% b7 E) N/ g) G/ e9 I% e$ R
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! b. W6 [+ _' t  y' g2 L
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 n7 D/ n* [( g) @% U2 W

& @: @6 ]) D& k! I2 m18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.7 J( r- \  x# p
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.3 q, M$ e4 ]" l- W2 J1 E

5 z/ S% F- n0 p, f: |8 ^+ i5 D21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 I% v" c% n0 C! J- |
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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