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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* K" ^$ q3 ^7 a: x# R
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{ s* x9 q8 c! l0 {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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6 C5 G2 i) @3 l2 {. V8 a. l2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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+ _7 N' P6 ^. V* p7 g4 Z {4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.: Q2 s$ L9 r9 b# n4 ?4 ~$ G
/ V% i' b- T: J' R$ V5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% m4 u1 n" s# l/ }4 e0 ]* q* w
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. r. m# Y' l( r
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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+ J2 C6 E$ W. X) ?8 ?1 r9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.; O+ Q( Z8 [) M
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ z! T( G8 B. {$ e, k! p8 P( Z4 X, n3 `
3 `- B& G5 f1 \1 J; S11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.' V5 |, L+ D7 j8 V/ \$ W1 w
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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, o( R+ F# p2 G/ C& [ N13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) q, S7 y( b3 X
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 E4 P- ^) ]8 E% `% F8 a" i: ?8 q
" [7 A! }, S) {4 Z1 A$ I" U( {0 q' p) y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.: v, y& L2 [0 a/ a' S: o
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% n( q. g3 A" B! ^ A; h$ v
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. T, [0 f5 O+ _; J
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; U7 ~3 G. w' u9 ~7 i3 j- y3 }' L! ]( Q
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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4 H' a1 k5 P" f- {: y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# t. p5 l p4 _7 G# d- _
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.# q C: o/ @% y; P7 H9 ]( a
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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) ^1 M, a1 H: \; J$ O9 {) H25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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