Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

# [% v$ }" r/ |, wWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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% P5 A! K8 c0 [1 U# p6 o, B* Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

. i5 `4 w( Q/ v- e9 j# B8 L" @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

/ {$ L- a% ]3 ^5 w5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

; r2 E" t& J7 ~% n# |6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

) w2 f9 O# k8 q# C1 ~7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

6 V( I0 ]* E/ V, w, w; q' R1 X8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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8 B( k) q/ l0 R6 s5 b( Y: @( i: O$ Y0 y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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$ u  [: S) j+ W5 A( N: V. ]12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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0 _# T: k  _1 d* A: n18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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' `$ s% u+ w. h0 T! {; Q5 l4 ^20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

6 b: T* K6 L1 D. `" K( t# \22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

4 @3 K% P! |. Z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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