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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.4 y7 L+ O& Y( W; ?+ `0 {

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: B. z3 M+ T; K/ e  R) L0 h

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0 {) h* k3 n! |2 K7 c- E- p1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- T0 O8 s# F- z- Z! B. O

, k6 h9 _8 h/ P* e  d3 {2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.% K8 N3 b) G# V0 {) ~

$ `8 Y; x- g5 g/ s# S, A3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) i% Q+ M  X" ^: X  D- \! m
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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. @) \7 a! y) o5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 q. O5 `; H# U* p2 n4 d9 N- f3 y

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, I( n  B% o. \1 g7 @7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.* _9 n% \  {' F2 N2 c$ W

' J0 v/ M* k$ j/ I. G9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence., H! M2 F0 v4 G* A2 c1 B
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12.) Super glue is forever.6 q  w- w+ ]# J& G. [) r6 ]9 Q
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& P. b$ J, U# Q( C
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 @1 [5 _" i* H& G2 m$ ^% l+ ^0 b
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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; q8 m& Q8 Z% C0 w2 r, J+ U2 S- w18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.! J6 |8 Z/ p$ A; o

" T5 a. _; J8 V- d3 W: E19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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' D% b, A- i5 a21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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  ^4 r6 ]! e  k' J22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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/ [# \5 M& t& d, Q4 A25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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