Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

' S- }0 r' X) U# @' ]" I5 d5 E7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

) e& {9 {4 X2 Y" y! z6 \8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

) y( t, L0 G4 \' }& ]* f0 i8 o11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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. J4 o# ?. _5 w3 q+ |( f! r13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

1 v" T0 b: I. I% P1 _8 e4 Q, K% [14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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3 Y" a- {1 q& R2 s( _16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

3 R8 D1 b% }+ }2 T17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

) s7 l, r8 t" Y4 c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

( A) R9 K) ]0 W, l+ ~; K19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

5 i6 m/ \' C' r24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

' F, `7 f$ f9 i2 ]+ c( a/ u25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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