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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! e; T: K6 \& P) u8 r0 j6 B; ^1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite." a2 b& d! M% T9 E& P
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ X/ O* Y# A+ c7 ~+ M7 F3 r6 Q
2 }+ w! b' b1 \9 M @4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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# P z. F: B! A1 h; `" j7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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, Q+ N3 H+ p2 |; p/ N8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 R& ?; G; e* _( `. g- q Q. B
# d! Z! w- m5 r& c10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy., x) b" p# h1 U7 h- ~
* r% N2 l# s) o11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. [( y5 j) s% d5 E( s
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.1 }% E) G; h- P% @/ M
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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9 l6 R: n P! p17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ P1 Y4 h) O+ f" [9 D: P( i
3 j; x/ `" a+ F18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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' C3 ^/ y+ [: i: y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.2 d/ X7 }% t8 X. j: f
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.9 Y# O/ E2 I% L
" r. ]8 a" h2 ~! t' ~! u21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 A8 N) x$ B9 y+ ^
}5 R/ C7 J' Z; U; K; x( f2 l22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* U4 v$ K! o |: k( }
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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6 w3 M& v+ u7 D: v: A24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 d) x. P. |( p* o4 n
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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