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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* J( V" X: L/ a! y5 @

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# q) s& q: R3 ^1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 J: T2 y1 H0 i* V  o1 o

# X' U- j# d2 _' I7 c. p6 j2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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9 Y- k. ]' Y6 |5 O0 K3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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& r: A! k4 U5 j1 C/ A) H5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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; T, u* g  X& c  O6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.5 X5 i" r7 K1 b. ^# d: U
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.& O+ v; f; L9 K. `
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.0 \1 p; J6 d) U' n" {0 p: i' u

; e% ^" _! l& P: Q& g13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& \( q2 Q* e: z* k; F$ t
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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% C" x. V# R% P17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 V7 Z% X" \: _" ^& Q1 r2 k3 C21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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  g" Q# p* k1 o8 \8 C% I22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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/ g! G4 A+ z: M0 S) s# j24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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