Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. S; P) S/ a3 g! l9 o% t! g8 K7 V1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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- L& J; ~5 e! q9 y+ M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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% \& Q* n* C, |  p4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

6 n  u; f- x, f& W5 T5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

. t" C" ]  @. ~8 H6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

, |- Z1 V# }4 K9 S* S: F  s7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

3 s  {- @0 B# k# {$ \, W, U' v8 }. t8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

0 y1 p( G2 \9 P, O9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ l, Y+ r! \! d7 l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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" u( x' n5 U4 z# F6 Q0 L9 b6 g& C" d13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

5 l: O+ D, |- l* Z% Y4 N* x/ ~" \" e16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

! M+ D' c3 y, K5 l/ m( v17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

  Z2 B5 S+ |. h3 }: n' k. c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

) X) u& E% I1 y; E! Y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

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( E) x4 _6 O. H23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

5 m, i; B8 A) T( i# U& \& A25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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