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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.1 S4 k6 C' G: E
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.2 a. d4 n9 v. N i
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: \9 o. H* O8 v/ A* ?9 N
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* o; Z; b) R5 ]6 ]6 c
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.8 s# E, z" ]2 z* a( h8 \" w. {3 l
% x6 p& _2 w5 F7 W) i11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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! E, u+ `, ~! P K$ `. B6 o, _12.) Super glue is forever.
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' A" d; ^4 H" a7 e# U# S2 ~1 R% ^+ r6 y4 n13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." W1 l7 ^$ P& V
W0 H% O' n0 j1 G7 ]14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. U M7 g/ [; X! A4 v
' `$ L8 Y/ n# X+ Z' _, S* C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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+ a- \' G; N' Z2 C& d16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.6 v" j8 _+ K/ W* n* a4 e* _- I) G
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) M7 x1 u' _+ T- B! z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is., y0 z8 v$ N- G/ j- E( o
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens./ ^ u/ O1 {" ?
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 ^% r; A3 @" F7 J, I5 Y$ {
0 \" x" H6 F3 {# V% e% \" d! l' ^22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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, N0 w8 B P2 g+ \+ X( K+ Q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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+ ^/ q1 l4 d: } r. j. ]24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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