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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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; w$ M( g; F1 C# q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.2 m: |) c4 e1 `6 r
1 Z. t% z1 }: ~8 n2 C0 h2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.' j; n' H* H3 a: Q9 V, d1 x& X$ L
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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! N9 p2 e! U5 r A& Y' ?# [0 Y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* @' @1 S, h0 ~$ {
! ]2 }. r" Q1 c. u* A; m5 Y1 _5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.. y* \' Z& l& {( r7 u
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7 }* ^0 N0 k4 y* Z2 l* K7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.: x: g& d* f3 B2 n9 q6 m( h
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it./ a9 o# I$ |. A
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies./ P& j J. r4 m8 L2 B3 i [4 @
Q; H+ ^" ^6 G$ r10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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M$ I1 l# X- b# I: f% [0 U3 z11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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' L2 h4 i5 i( G12.) Super glue is forever.# v" v6 c0 X# d: T$ z
, j+ m& L# l( E13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.4 V! z9 Y2 j* R* K
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.$ y) K+ [" d& ^$ |. g7 B+ E
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5 |! o* `6 k+ O# A21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.3 R" l! C7 t5 G7 K9 T) C* I
3 ^- A p/ ?' Z8 @+ L23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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, m% Y ~( P% r1 n1 u24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.9 A. M$ n3 C7 E* N6 g* R& E
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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