Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

  k$ `( ~5 m5 Z' U) g0 _Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! c7 v# A# R$ u9 G* ]; C5 A) ?1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

# K; G0 m1 z* r! U3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

) O! w2 `" S# R1 ]+ c4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

0 s* k  K/ n. E0 U2 K5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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  M; ^" h2 R+ Q+ D# F" n7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

3 g3 L+ Q$ R! O: G% N! t) G10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

* Q5 N* t3 G. m* b+ Y/ J& u) G11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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. g, e9 Y! ~, l) d1 x  ]12.) Super glue is forever.

; W9 w- c: b- ~- O13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 T! o8 T1 @  D7 R6 [15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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6 R3 t' a# Y# F7 D* Q2 Y) r16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

: A' x) U8 t! T( E( H; G: T17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

+ _7 }# y1 y# N1 F/ _$ s6 |9 L18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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" C8 `+ w4 U! R; H& m19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( B- d  d0 r3 x2 ]20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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3 C: w9 z% t& }3 g24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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