Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

% X  N9 D1 A+ E0 `; vWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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" k/ T0 a; Q2 i" }$ S7 d! i1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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# _: d/ b! s/ J# ]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

5 {  q/ }! ~+ T+ {/ y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

) f- {. w$ `5 a5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

) `4 B9 y7 A; u7 e3 x# ]7 e( n7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

9 k2 u1 q( a1 R( e) \: a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

1 P" {" D# |9 O3 B3 q  M7 G/ @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

0 S3 i+ J: t1 U! B5 I! d+ {# q# c11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

8 e" }) D: [9 T. f' f) b/ J12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 X2 ]" a6 P) y5 X# [8 B13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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( ~' k# g% ^' {- R14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

( t* r# z7 q6 B0 H15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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& X3 U# [- t, k2 P/ N17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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& u* k- s; B3 a& k0 J( |18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

- ~! l. \/ X$ e& \0 {; _19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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; r9 A; ]6 A. F; r( z) i, n21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

9 B5 b, R7 S& S6 r4 `7 V22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

/ Y9 s: r# C& j( ]24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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