Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

7 K8 w, F+ ]+ b3 e5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 [3 k; g8 p. L1 {: V9 [! o6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

1 Y; C2 o/ U2 I0 Y, X# ]10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

' B' r( X  h% c11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

9 ^$ b) \) ~5 _& g3 j. A12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

) H9 n( S8 c0 V) r7 E# @3 O3 t15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

7 n9 o7 i. t& B% Z' A  I16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

. B$ z9 h7 u, k. @& _% @20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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+ {8 P) n, |  [' o! X! a1 A22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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# ^- \2 c* T$ n) _23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

# e; M; w0 q% u! d# n2 ^! Y  x24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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