Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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) Y( a, a/ F: K! K: ]$ Z/ u% CWhy boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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  ]  \$ ~0 P) a6 r. `% {/ w3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

, z4 l0 O; ~5 b5 Q5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

: z6 @: m3 c% C8 ?. Y- o2 w& M) x6 Z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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' s; f4 }6 F8 v  W% s& R8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9 C4 a: R- q; B3 v* p1 u1 O9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

9 r3 `$ j2 W, R. i5 [) m11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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7 [; ]0 H$ }; D, P( U. B" f/ Q! l4 v7 B12.) Super glue is forever.
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" O; f6 d% U# l0 C/ G0 U" o# F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

7 H$ `8 f1 A( ^! s* X1 a; p& R; B3 b0 K17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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3 [' u% ^: \- z( v9 x' x18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 n' C0 A0 E* J. \19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

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. Y; \; ]! V! ^9 d% G24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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