Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
9 {3 r2 [8 U+ E% j' ?+ ^) t
Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
4 I3 b) }1 J, @; @* {+ P7 ?2 t" X
6 [8 Y1 p, a0 j  E
; x( C/ F. ?9 @; v! r. B1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
1 f- S) J8 K0 b. C9 A% V' V, p& j
# U" J1 w, R# ?  F5 E4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
1 g. R! f! M# W) `, [$ h
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

$ H1 K4 _9 d3 k* i$ B7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
) J4 ?# }4 U7 L6 H" O& o
0 ~& h" K$ K% o* e/ `8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

  T6 {1 C/ D0 w9 m8 ?10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
" }' F* }& `, T# w4 d  p+ G
9 g+ g. p+ a4 F' T5 H* X11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
; Y# G* T3 x  `" m. H5 Q
: Z- `% \; i7 F/ b; C6 j12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
+ [8 @& l5 t" G1 Y
. z" l& t- b1 n. j1 @0 o* a: h14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

' Z' j' B  V. F# E2 x* O8 D15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
7 W  _# P9 R. _8 t) x9 [3 @% z
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
( X  ]: b2 n  w# A6 L( ?) t; a% K
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
7 {8 l/ }. ^0 u0 e9 ~  o+ W' q# H# h
! O( K3 @" U7 t5 b20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

" k  H  d7 U4 \8 ~- z/ d7 O21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
$ ~' i& ]8 p& h. h/ h, m6 X# I
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

billzhao

Amusing