Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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+ l! s( _2 s. Z; `8 i7 KWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. R  O" l' ~. ^+ p1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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' [( ^; a' f! w" o; x" ~' C$ i2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

% i8 v# J, X7 D" \6 P' I2 W0 c3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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2 v8 n& w1 l0 }9 ^1 n2 w3 {  \# N9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ N& y& M3 ?: Z/ G10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

, e2 G  Q0 n, @4 i" G3 U' ]13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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) D+ c- @& R* ?$ \) K14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

. _! l7 R0 I, a, k15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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* e; K# i0 a" k, T8 ^- K. V3 ]17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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7 w& h3 e, |% G# [6 r18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

( F2 |2 K0 X( K5 M$ u/ o$ w24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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