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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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) G. J. _# B# |; ~/ R8 G% I1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." ^; C0 u$ g9 B: V* l& b. O; e
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 {& Z/ q! u; A, R3 D6 H9 N
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) w. F" H7 P! d" S2 x
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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' {1 r! }; v0 L4 L; g/ |* F- k5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& z% [% Y% V1 _) K) i6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.1 j0 [( n5 c2 o8 p$ g0 O
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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5 ~, k5 I8 |$ g" p/ j: P8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 k1 q' e- E* j
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.$ _& G& s; P ?2 C) A2 Z' j
4 I5 _4 M5 u! @/ M+ e10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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, H# n7 L9 P& Z/ f) g! J7 a11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.( b0 r$ P9 P: P3 W% N
7 A) ?9 P, @, y" t4 `13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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3 x' f3 N$ E* k8 K: W% N' q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 k& B; Z/ A" C1 c: Z. }
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 j3 r e( f: l0 j4 G9 v
$ y+ m. {! o8 @18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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+ F: `! W! o( `. @9 C20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ X4 c% f" h( A
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.' a; Z1 n* h: n( {7 B* r7 {, b3 Z0 p
2 R; g+ [7 g" ^4 _22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# w4 I" q0 e' u9 ]
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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; O- y/ h) h& J( B2 f24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 D4 ~) n* m1 @3 H B. B2 _25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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