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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.. S' B' w4 J  [' K0 F- l
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...) q+ r* _& d$ ~6 M

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant." f& \3 d; S  V( F) z7 l! y
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 q. M' K; e' W. U; S8 u
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' J* N! D; z$ E1 i: @
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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# h, p! \& N8 I$ C  Y9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.' ~: g" ^1 _1 t7 M" V
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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3 b9 V5 k; |+ g9 ]& L6 |# u11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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4 @9 P: {' N8 z' R14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 W, X1 g3 G* R& _: L
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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1 }  l( q( \5 S( A19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 ^' T$ v# q0 b  y9 s2 O# |9 U
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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( \: B0 a1 C/ a4 r- q" z1 d" @6 A23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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; W2 s; S$ z9 e# L, u# q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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