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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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/ i+ D" O/ O4 i9 e! |. A( a7 Y1 R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ P9 x* |! ^ g. L% ?$ n
# G. |. | H* r+ A1 c2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.' g) S9 q a' U* x3 m
: U9 l$ y2 ^ @4 N; y* q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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& W, x1 ^4 k* g0 V' U+ g( u4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! F0 V1 m& Y. r" I1 D3 a
- ?+ q& L- t7 {5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.& H! ], h r) K8 N7 h; F; d8 A
( `2 ~6 Y; H$ M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. R* ]5 n* U, y: |3 M: l, j
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.5 H2 m- k& g9 w& l( k8 c& o
" i6 P5 }5 X& s& L5 }5 k: ^10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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1 J f- h$ T$ d* J5 u' C11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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/ r& W/ m9 {4 X0 y6 V12.) Super glue is forever.# k3 ?8 q7 T8 \+ V
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 q% G9 I& G! L7 }" \! k
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.. h" r3 k k$ g1 z3 a4 Q
e9 J8 S/ A3 g ^: H15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.6 |( W. }$ }8 I5 z$ u
0 R; i. L$ E+ N17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.+ R/ m7 p1 f/ z
) T- J, N6 N3 v% X, m. Z S18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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& P9 A R2 W4 p$ D# z( D19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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" t/ a1 b" b2 ^' |20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.) Q8 Z& d$ [% k0 b, a% S0 F
) z: ]$ x! w% l" s21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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8 E' ]# ?, l3 X- v8 Q# K" E22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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4 r6 q6 @# V4 k7 J23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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; u' q4 W, j; K. }- m- D# x24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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