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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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+ ?& x+ Y( P7 q- [2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( }. r9 M9 H+ _$ S
5 h: I4 L- k. j; d4 d3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 I X$ o4 a7 i4 U
$ A9 V+ P% P) ^. z- h4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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% @" y; W% Z* I- X. z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.8 m+ \7 w7 S' P9 r6 J1 O: N0 J( x
+ \& Y/ a8 e# \$ l6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.# B7 R: @0 H. F/ U* G
2 E. X* F8 ~- G7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late." _' m0 g. C) s5 f+ V* N
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.) Y( z6 n! ~7 F8 R) C
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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8 i9 Y# \; F, a% ?. |12.) Super glue is forever.
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3 Q+ T2 b9 W# t! M13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' n/ |# i4 h, C7 T8 ~3 s5 ?
- T" L+ f3 Z/ X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 J t) H) o# @6 m! T
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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) c0 O3 o$ i0 i0 L* a16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.* Z" b1 K8 R, B# e2 D
% H, o4 C1 e( @ ]8 i8 L, ]17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." f) g# X2 ~$ o. O; Z6 u
" ^5 e! k, y% N18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is./ q1 h8 r8 d/ O1 W9 h
5 S( f1 k. I8 n19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.3 l V3 n; ~7 D. r v4 j
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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# Q$ Q( v: ]' ?2 m24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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