Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

4 B/ M" B# d8 Y' V# T- `' j" L
* v/ _  P/ A" d7 c- @$ k; @6 X1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
' m- k) Q- i! c/ t2 i
) @- i9 t+ R* S! H* S! `$ U2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4 i: O. o; `. _0 y6 B. `4 i4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
/ m3 I% r7 I2 d0 V# Y: H
9 R$ D" O+ J+ F3 K1 Q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
5 T$ x  x5 b) M
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

  z3 v- l8 L. u! A2 W' J; ^+ {1 O10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
+ y6 v  Y% V$ v3 |
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
. A" [# v( i% c
12.) Super glue is forever.
# C2 F$ `* T; ^1 d* N, @% t, J
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
0 |' G, Z3 q, h: @' b
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
) x& z+ o% @3 _/ x, g
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

# V5 g: P. ~. G+ t; d" [$ J16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

/ |5 z+ O2 k) z+ U* L( Q18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
' L& @4 K! B& J; z' c
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
( X$ j8 V  O3 y" r6 ?' y  d% N" K, n
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
. S2 H" H; W) ]6 c
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

5 V: `; K! Z8 ~* k22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
3 h. g- {8 z0 H& V6 ~- }
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
# g, w; t  z1 ?
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

billzhao

! S! N; Q8 T# cAmusing