Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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$ ]$ Z) k% C* _) c1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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+ A2 @) E/ A% c& i& ?' g4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

7 x' J. }8 I5 H# |6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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" l# M9 ]7 x: |% x% ]4 I7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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* }8 P7 B4 m: a2 O6 Y% z8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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. A, V- a) S) d( S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

& i% A6 l% E! W% H8 o: o11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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# C! @" R) ?; i3 {+ {8 t0 v1 G12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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$ l2 Y) O- t  t5 v" P14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

9 }" H) G- P& B: k1 `15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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' Y2 J$ [; i% S0 O/ N16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

' x) T  P6 n0 L: T" E17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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. @. ]/ _0 O3 x+ k, S18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

& v) _% g# e5 {& e0 M; o19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

% C1 ~8 P' @( I5 c: {1 k4 i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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+ s( W: @0 W# d- K8 |  ]23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

9 d% {  L0 U) S9 @* _6 m; A24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

* Y7 x! T0 W8 d  }1 |25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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