Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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, K  b3 y5 x1 a7 J9 g  L( [1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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8 S% d% }( p! o  O+ f$ }3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

0 N# h$ v* C2 @2 l! q5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

7 ^7 c: J+ U) a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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1 G$ r; y- r  V: ~( v% S' B; f5 {9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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9 P& b- c2 K9 c+ v3 X: ?10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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5 ?/ d/ }* b) l$ G- {11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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- O- Z# V' u& N13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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  I# P* P$ e  _1 V5 E7 u14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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6 O" I- T( l- s( F. B15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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' t% t# [+ _3 [% W$ j1 ?8 u19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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- C9 W6 }" F9 R: R0 K7 P( A21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

! e; K( C. D# @$ P( V' Q% B24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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, p+ m6 K' U8 `( e25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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