Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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5 i: A  o1 n- E1 lWhy boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. Z  u7 r+ x, P' S! r+ K& [1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

' I) B6 `# j" C' s2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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( q' `, R3 J4 V3 J) l' d  Z. a# I3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

+ M% p- s' j/ `8 X7 b, |8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

# n9 Z' N4 ^% b4 t' G10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

1 @' A  l* m* b12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 O1 l+ r2 c0 R7 c% G- b13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

" X% O' E  ~* ]: f6 A* m/ L14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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- T* }7 h* J0 G6 k; L16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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7 ?/ w* d9 T8 r; k17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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$ r# P7 c2 T- c- w2 e  {& Y18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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1 w0 h. d% ?, {0 i19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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" a! M9 M/ J: Y' g3 S/ W6 m8 A4 B* ]. r20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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