Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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$ y. }3 ~, _$ z+ T8 L5 ]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

9 s" V, ?1 ~" E- p* S" ^8 m+ ?2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

) B  R, X/ `: {- B) a' A3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

6 ]' a  g- n( Y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

* X0 {1 \& C+ }6 n% J5 s7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

' R6 v. ], m: y7 q/ E8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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) Z/ Q7 K( D2 {' t2 ~10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

5 I# C- b( h( O" q3 y0 V+ g13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

( n3 j7 A6 \+ [0 e4 {6 r16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 n) P; @. ?9 ~* G9 C19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

+ N% E8 O! D5 X$ A5 y' [20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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  X9 J( v' E& b( M# I2 R23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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$ g4 y* O6 L; x  G- W0 n- s24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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