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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...8 m: k* j7 B3 `0 o; @" [, a
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- F! C# ]1 c, @+ U" ]! a' q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite./ E9 F/ a: N3 X
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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, O3 k+ @' m9 i$ f4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.6 J7 |6 M m, X
9 U: b2 `* s! a I0 g5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 w6 [3 d% q; m
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late." M2 |5 H4 T* ?2 @# a6 C' t
) z( W" \/ E& w' O, a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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! p4 o& K7 y( u1 d* a6 q0 R9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 i2 a5 k% l6 u1 q# m+ i/ L% O
/ L' X0 }( c, M; B: \, Y% Q: e& T: {10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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% _* m$ s K {1 h) {( u" r. o! @12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.3 Q7 T6 N9 N9 q6 e4 _
% [/ y- s* y5 ~ q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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2 S4 n1 J* _. x3 z) n% l) y16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. C. e5 I% _( ~5 y
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- Q) u) x3 d$ L! A+ u0 l
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.& W* Z& }$ ?' M
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., Q0 e# H+ ?5 n9 r# z
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 n l: Y' j- j. W
+ d& w- E7 r- ]& i2 D24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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/ q: P6 B' j. u2 k e: L' u0 C, M" ^25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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