Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3 {0 T) W- R7 _) M+ i/ V7 P, b0 q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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+ y4 C4 }# Q% U# O4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

3 y' ^8 E' B* O0 e7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

# v* U* ]+ l5 W8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

/ `" a6 G9 U$ x; i9 C6 r* l3 X10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

" x2 {/ J9 a) V. @. A12.) Super glue is forever.

3 \- L) m, a/ E  O8 Q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

% v) q" d- T" I2 [: z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

1 V, i/ D7 `( r; h& B1 ?' g% g18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

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- k# \/ `1 I& p- A4 d! c21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

: V6 \4 i6 E) B" O5 b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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$ v. F1 S& m& T23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

" Z" y/ O  b  ^! j% r4 o24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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