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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.  {6 R7 O7 K6 s1 ~

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- c* C9 m, M+ v3 q. V, i* y" j
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: O! ^  X  _+ i( T3 y4 k1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 J' m! ~/ n, R9 v3 ~& W5 T

2 C+ C8 E) _: g2 q) K1 j. D1 w. J# B4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.4 n% m; X% L: Q* z% ]) F" I

' @* u3 ?% n8 J) Y( U7 R5 J% W5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 Q* ^2 K5 |+ }+ g# E

" X, I) K) L+ K4 ^& h4 \6 m% |" P6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. p2 W# s# p) V4 T3 R

, T& B1 w$ O/ f% n8 A" N( w9 T8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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/ Z& F6 L# M1 E. m0 \# B10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; B- K3 B" @2 x3 Z& L) H5 z

: W" V3 H* W! A* |1 N9 M. X" h; O11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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) d% p5 M3 o1 Z12.) Super glue is forever." b- Y/ C: d" H+ `
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ E+ C9 t0 ~9 e2 A& B6 X
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.% I5 `# l/ j) ?9 Z
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.) p% M: z4 ?* g, L
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 K8 M: x/ o9 G6 Z5 X2 d
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.  X& R' F# P' X
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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* Z6 c# m* r8 Y$ B: W3 o22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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, S/ f; n$ I8 b  c. c4 [4 F25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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