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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) A- i H/ R* C( t0 E; b! I6 R, D
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& E" ~5 w( Y# N4 _+ t3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ U2 Z6 @6 P* _/ t
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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, [3 D ~ G# D6 [6 @6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- X8 u4 Y! r, q' q' v2 l- e; E+ ^
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% J) z9 ?) D9 K; f% U2 G9 z
- m f1 U9 V; C R0 l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.8 `6 @% L2 w; R0 {6 x: G* c" Y
, `+ W( ^) p& M0 W z' n11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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& J% @# T5 p. x& _- ~1 s12.) Super glue is forever.
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) B3 `# N5 W9 E2 J& ?6 b, F/ U13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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6 G* G: G# w8 n14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., c' ^" \7 d$ H/ u+ i- p
5 o$ b1 ^9 |$ z16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.( V/ ^4 j8 w; M" G
% U" A. |: Q' t* u9 d+ F( [4 z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is./ i: [0 W h }
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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: e( X5 M) f) k2 u q2 }20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.) z' \8 q4 V0 S1 P7 D# i
( i! b5 o0 k$ e; h22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.3 T& W6 H2 u8 F* ~1 r
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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