Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

9 a1 C* l- e1 @$ A! AWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

& ^' w* \7 T6 D$ g' T2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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+ n# J! {/ z1 }# e( z3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

  k$ g& y" N4 `' F; h+ L6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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' g% P- r' ~& R* o5 S/ l! w$ _8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

. ]  m8 Z, ^# u+ e$ m6 e% m! h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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1 Y9 v" H9 p7 I- \7 S4 |12.) Super glue is forever.

" r: @/ I6 h0 F$ J* j( k' f13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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1 N& s. r6 W% H+ u5 q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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  _9 k* B# B; }3 [2 w18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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9 c+ p& ~( ?5 A8 w/ c* l9 I- {19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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& @2 }4 N. x9 u6 C20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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  Y% _6 X; x- Z/ j- t22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

: \& T1 G6 {( D% y0 A& }+ X23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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