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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...1 M6 I1 [; ^! [3 Z
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9 G9 U3 e8 `+ T! Z( z3 \1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.1 ~3 G7 b, H4 I% T3 x! Q
2 f+ _3 F8 R- K9 z1 M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! @$ F" U* k9 a3 U; t* m
4 n+ d7 ~& i3 ~4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room./ _9 E3 s5 ], a- f: c+ [+ H
4 w; g. u8 y6 T3 V" v1 U8 d7 j5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% l& X" t/ {8 ~; E
+ o% w2 i, U5 J( x. Z. H+ i6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan." |7 n' l$ y. M
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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S! B. p3 l" o9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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* {% }( h8 _6 e7 ~* l9 |% O10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 _) Y% ]) {9 N3 S O/ C
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( \2 ~* \& }7 `- V( h
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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2 {" }1 R. ?; Q2 ^2 G: U- o& Z$ I13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.; B0 E/ L4 C: a6 D1 D
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. \1 k0 L+ ^. Q; ?
\# w- M4 s [15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.1 ?) L+ m1 E$ M$ b. m# v- D9 }9 J
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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0 ~+ J: b4 C$ ~8 F% R2 |18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.: ~# i0 M: X- {2 I2 ]
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. q9 U2 |9 F+ n3 ~) b
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.. F4 V# u6 I1 T, r. h- m2 F- z6 `
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ q' a) F7 x# w. L/ V1 a7 a
7 D( G+ u$ {8 Z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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M. U8 u0 U9 `0 s& j) `4 d25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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