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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ t3 Y. C8 t1 g( s" Z9 @

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) o! O+ W: [2 l7 J

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5 ]. e/ I. J) {$ L- R: I3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ x' |* W5 h( l& x: }, M
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ R7 U9 s% y! W& w1 g
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.& g# r9 e  V& L& I8 v

+ `- o7 v* C# |* n' N" o1 k7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ A1 h& N- a& b8 }

' N1 L$ n  _4 l  E8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 ^/ j% T5 r! m& v! u8 B
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.6 q$ w- `6 @8 ]4 y- G& |
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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& a/ X9 Q5 Y+ u5 y: S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. L0 Z: J6 R* |( e5 S* r

: d5 a, Q* q8 t8 F9 _14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.& x& k* h  o: J5 h

0 d7 @$ f4 Z* f15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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) i- F% y* `! @8 l0 n16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.1 z6 y( y; p! \; z

6 ^$ U: J. t) X7 d- p& K% v+ M17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 l8 B* q; w7 F( s' W7 `

. s! ?5 u4 X( E4 Z, Q9 A: S# H19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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. N, N# V$ O# w; ~, N21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 y1 i; G; Z, Y, a' i: F

: G2 B+ |4 b7 J% a/ d24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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