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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...$ t+ \' {3 P7 p1 W7 m0 ~5 y' d
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.; ~5 ]8 q8 a. S
+ O/ b$ T) X' D; X4 \) M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.$ p3 r9 y/ C6 l% O# a5 D; r9 D
/ P- c) D' l& I3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant." T! S# \( c4 z' [9 o# P
& B$ a6 V* Y5 x" u$ a7 a; t1 o. P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5 Z3 Y7 J5 d/ f$ ^; T. j3 `5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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9 ?1 s6 H" ]1 B6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.# i2 |& s- y" [; {9 r9 j
2 O/ P; q9 A/ X. J7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.9 `0 @. W* X0 U4 E; T
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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8 H$ M' h0 f1 t! e' x9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.& \9 E! X( y9 q; F6 E' v+ [/ @. B
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 O5 e4 C% h7 K/ |+ S3 i" M13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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; T5 Z: b- D5 s8 l1 M- t14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 j" V! N$ p+ D/ f. s* X
- m5 \% Q! [( T0 ^; J i- @15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.; u# }5 i+ j, J& j' A: o' [
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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9 I* U) H& k. u17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 n7 f- c V+ q
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.7 S8 U9 o; v m) x' q4 f @, C
; E- J0 w1 K5 C5 F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 X% |' [& X$ X: r( r
/ U5 `. _8 S3 A; y3 ]5 l20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.) t! Z @8 d" ^$ X5 P+ D \1 S( y
4 r! v$ g4 }7 `( e1 H' A3 Q' f8 h21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." |, S3 Q3 m5 G0 @
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2 @- C9 B7 Q: \% p23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( X; h* ~$ H& _" Z6 d2 G
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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. b j6 ?1 o0 l& ~ n6 c2 {( w25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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