Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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# {+ a: w5 t6 v. ~1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- C/ C5 C$ S6 a5 q% R, H# f+ Y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

( X8 u6 \8 c5 R: N! K" J, Z2 @4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

( h7 j8 q: n- q0 [5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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- K9 ]1 _! N! @% I  T6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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7 _& C, |6 I( u7 `1 d" A$ n10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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- x& [" l$ D$ S1 M" o/ T11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

0 ]' H* \; i6 i: C' I9 D$ v12.) Super glue is forever.
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7 d1 t  V; }; s0 H1 J13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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! P9 a2 ]& u- ~$ T+ O; P16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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) R* _9 R. i2 J17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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6 v7 C9 U: B1 p0 K8 j18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 U. T& k2 Y: i5 O0 R3 L9 {19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

6 X- P: ]( c: n! t# \20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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- ~$ |, f  F# J" U9 ]/ _; x/ b4 ~21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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4 m9 ?$ S: E% o: p3 M23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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/ S- s5 L5 S3 C25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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