Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

0 L4 g  H7 _( X3 h/ ?% v; l& W2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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5 C7 x( e0 S  M0 P7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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) @, ~2 A$ Y9 W9 ]8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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1 g) {4 d7 q. y8 ^: e10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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) s! M& C3 p% E11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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9 B7 S  ?* H: ]+ t# t13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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: H& ]" P$ L, P15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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9 J5 X/ o9 ]7 g: b* o& l. `  v17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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, f6 D& \1 ?1 M3 m- K18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ J+ ^' B' j/ i5 Q( w* O19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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7 g# ~8 G+ X6 X6 j6 q5 f8 ~8 N21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

. E7 ]- j: |- x) W23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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