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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...0 r# m4 o3 k( |3 ~6 b2 I
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; a2 X Y. y+ s, N6 I, V1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- ]1 Z$ m) x+ N! G2 {
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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6 r& o/ k* ~5 T" a$ R8 {3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.& I' l* D% L1 F7 D8 H
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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) ~) E5 m, W" z8 |/ a6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 Q: f" ]1 [( i2 ~, Q" ]
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) x, o4 F* R3 b/ @6 {% p2 z7 J! B
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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8 a' m& ?! e3 T* |8 t14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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& T9 j" v/ q7 r" Z15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ [3 ?7 t) n! g, V) ]
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; _7 x7 Z" D, l5 \
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.. s2 k+ {1 H3 g$ }4 ~
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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$ T, t4 [- l: M+ W22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.5 f+ z- D: r1 |! i- d
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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6 E- u- x! C( [9 k3 l+ C: c24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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