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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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$ T i \' x! l0 Y9 n1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.! h! l: n$ o4 G) a7 i, T8 [6 M& k) r
( r5 H2 k2 }# W2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.$ F- ^( e% d2 ]8 ], Z
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.% ?/ x. r+ x7 `' S2 O4 C9 z
2 g3 }8 l$ G) p# z4 f% @2 ^5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.. I# ~1 E( D8 f6 B8 _/ e
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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0 M1 Q8 |$ W3 U8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it./ c5 M+ {7 e& f2 N& W4 c( Y+ b: ` B
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: O. K$ h Y% x% A5 p+ w8 L
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.1 b: y) b: W2 _- w& t1 g4 r
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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) Q9 d0 Z: a+ s4 e! H4 @$ R13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.7 _" S. ]( _# f$ b
3 S, D0 \6 |4 U14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.# U8 [( B9 }9 B5 U+ c. d
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.# W" d3 m2 c5 U/ B% g0 W
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.- L5 ~, R3 W- e( H; |# K. i
# ?% B4 l$ v9 P+ h20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.; k9 q. R/ Z. s+ p
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.3 O0 V* U9 j" I6 v8 I! i8 H6 V
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., |9 u( n" c' f" Z# q$ o3 t
, {5 _3 F4 I% Z23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.. B9 G2 \9 G& O- }( q$ z
! a- ~2 V5 U. t' Y24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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