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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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/ j4 P! }+ ~5 T2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.1 H1 O5 D. _5 C, R% H N
' R8 s( p$ c8 c- k+ Y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant." p' \9 b1 E7 [* t/ r1 Y
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 `' b/ R g5 e0 b( N( e
# \! g1 v9 [5 M8 S5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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% c5 ~) ]5 p- r: z8 B9 A6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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4 U, M; h$ ~8 ?5 P" C& H) t- Y! p7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 v& j. j9 a; i" h; w; G4 c
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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' v, L' ~2 h) ?10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.9 a! G( s( c2 R* q+ Y1 J2 k/ x
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12.) Super glue is forever. Q; }+ Z( q2 A& Y* b$ a9 @" w
# v5 M+ S- r% [& r$ P; S0 U13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 Q6 U* O' s" f! @" ]
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4 ]9 ]& s9 {7 j" | z( d! E15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- E+ z" W; A# E$ X& I
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7 ^) y6 \; i6 i, g# q! E6 a& |5 M17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.9 k! T6 m0 Q; g$ z1 n; o
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.% K: d8 [( P& J0 f) h2 [
9 M1 N3 R: p( i/ R! b+ J$ j21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.# M+ l0 \" m" a8 c6 c, Z' A
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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4 ?* C/ w+ I* O; H& R25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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