Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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$ r$ t3 d7 E  d( S' E& J/ VWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

  d6 @: N+ Q+ i; e. L. w2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

0 l7 S" y& u1 H9 {: J" ^! ?8 B3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

0 Q6 v' i# C& O4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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2 q8 R4 h! y7 ~" @3 p) i5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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/ D' Z4 y% D( r4 s6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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: ?, G$ u* \: t! I6 ^) Z+ l7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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* v. R1 a# c' H4 N! q2 G& w12.) Super glue is forever.
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9 N& A% j& m1 R# e' y; ~2 m/ Z13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

5 A5 d  R: k) e6 k' X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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9 T3 I1 v: U/ ~8 a15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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5 |! Q7 j/ D9 R6 i5 G$ }, u16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

+ a0 i) o0 Q4 I4 @* m' s1 v21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

1 s3 g& [" L* |( }* Z1 X5 S24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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