 鲜花( 1394)  鸡蛋( 16)
|
楼主 |
发表于 2008-11-28 15:50
|
显示全部楼层
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...$ l4 p/ T! X8 x6 v4 }0 ?' ?
0 g% S9 o% D; N/ C/ N
: g6 I% m: F& j" |- }
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
! P3 B- u/ A9 o7 i4 g7 a; \: z, j. d/ ?% M& ~6 k4 ]9 T
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.' ~0 _ m4 |" \* c: ^7 w
- _8 e* q: e, d3 M% }8 X5 \
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.2 G% R0 ?% C h9 t
8 B# I5 y+ h$ q& ~3 H- y
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5 q5 j% ~) \, `4 ^
$ `" v' S! h; K, R" O* N4 }. e% i7 j5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6 T7 q2 ]& P9 J+ t- X v
- B0 ~0 W5 ?9 c6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.( M: {( H4 b% d3 d- }
( V8 o2 g( u$ x
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.) f; p; u/ i |% N+ G9 ]% W. C
6 [+ }7 x$ R4 f. S, J0 S. I
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 f/ }; h, G0 n* _- @
! O0 h% a5 t) l; f' z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
, k* h# R! _2 S, f3 _0 A2 ^
& _1 D: B: H1 e" r. G10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
& O/ n0 g6 H( b e3 U3 ~& g# g L* ^( w
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ F( l, R, O9 m' ?7 v
- {0 Q0 R; R4 u+ C5 ~8 s+ R' H
12.) Super glue is forever.: Z/ }" b5 i/ T# A r5 Z
. h$ }7 J) I; T( T9 n13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." i& K# P5 S3 u, ~0 I
. m8 C8 j1 Q& K; Y14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. T8 e3 W) A" m0 H9 S
; `/ x' ~3 W d: H% \1 X ]
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. U" }$ b+ n4 h2 ^
) l: j, Q1 q w8 f, R4 x8 J
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.$ R! \! l/ S& i8 s; _: I$ L( S
4 d) ~5 \7 _0 A& R# x6 K8 L17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
7 u% `# F5 f3 w, x- B' l* g* H9 j) Y# h% u2 w
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.8 K; a, \' V6 ]" C7 o8 T! j1 P
- }8 y: F" _: f/ m, b1 w) P( e19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., r5 @8 @5 e1 c) t5 Z' |* ^- q# @
! F* ~4 E* s% p2 w$ R" G
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.: L+ R% x" u3 k$ _
0 A* I. A R3 O$ Y i) a
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
! y+ F2 A: n+ r, y _2 X6 f7 b; W* m& W, N- F) ?9 m
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# @: B- k% ^3 z5 H8 B
, C/ X! c# K/ _: `' i23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
! ~& c$ p% w9 v9 e& ^ M' O9 |8 @' A7 R4 z% O
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
1 S. c' k P# `0 I
' q/ ?: _$ J- s7 w7 ]. x; N3 V6 K25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-11-28 15:46
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-11-28 16:10
, p* ~9 b$ ?7 \1 B+ N8 e