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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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( V! Q# @ q1 ^4 T! {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 q9 n; S2 y- f# P3 J& q2 y5 g
; Z" M. h5 R( b2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ G9 M7 h5 j2 t5 `7 y5 R+ n
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* }6 i* a2 X( z6 W4 {5 U
3 e6 g6 J/ z. w- a; G5 Y- y t5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! A1 |9 E' }# \ W* e) z2 a* F$ y% X
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ x. t+ b! r+ S% e# ~" [% {" P
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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) C1 i' K: d0 C& c9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( m4 x) F* Y& w0 G0 [
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ ^+ q9 e' @2 a: _
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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0 d0 [) o. V4 q1 c6 Z4 e! v12.) Super glue is forever.5 ^3 J6 S+ \9 S9 t* A
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 y2 ]7 _5 d- T0 q" m3 u
. q# f- \4 m4 w14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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8 y9 a( o. b. M15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.7 W) j' {4 T" F8 P# v2 d6 j% j! Q
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ ^; K5 t! m6 v$ i. W) }& q" J5 y
; X* u2 i* u, E) {, R; K) W, h18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.$ Y/ m: P% H: l4 a; h! m; L( Q; L2 [
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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4 n' Q4 g& r$ C5 _* U0 Y! x20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ V$ Z3 Z* o* ]+ s) `4 }
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.6 m) S. }6 m2 E: X) G( O% Z0 |
, k+ c5 _8 ?6 P; ]2 S) d- L# Z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 ^: Q: Q" X; k1 }- J* F
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.4 o: q, @$ C! C4 g/ _" e, T
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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