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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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8 Z2 P! K( E8 r: x6 {* \( ^2 b- aWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...; V; s: v: K' j. [% G
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.! g3 O( Z6 {: u

; _: h; i* i# S0 D4 h2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- G( U# U. k" {; _4 `$ F3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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2 q4 L' T& d1 U& h6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- J2 ~6 G  n: W
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.) T$ w/ ~5 H. D

) ?9 }2 [" p6 L) Q1 g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.% m6 x+ \! l% M, ^) _/ C
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( S# l+ O8 e  t10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.% o* ~& b: x2 j( [& `+ L' d/ x
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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, S' i6 _' t6 p  _, k12.) Super glue is forever.( U% g3 @! n/ q% X
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.$ g3 C" @. m0 d- J
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! [, V7 J  W5 f* _; S5 q% }
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.& ^5 n2 U+ L) p7 j) [, J6 M$ S

& U2 ?3 o, ?& v- D: c* s# J16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 _% @7 P% n( {  L

% u7 p8 W+ s1 Y+ {18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 T  n; |& Q$ H8 b2 k' a6 r. T8 j

% W) Z2 `4 D# c& p1 g" p19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.0 B# W/ m/ K, S6 g- m
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.6 P/ g6 m8 {1 i( t1 m2 ]

) ?+ v$ e: H/ q4 ^$ J21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% c' K( e6 O6 \- L23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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" ^7 S8 J& U/ P25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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