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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 f  Z6 B1 f! n8 R; V; C
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% R8 L- c* n1 e7 V7 n2 \1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.. Y9 k9 k4 T) X% _
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.% o! ?! L, l* k: G; z
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ M, W+ l: I- x  y$ s& Q( O

* E+ Z) O  c7 l- q* Y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 g% v! A) o' h

/ p) Y6 d9 Q, f: y" E6 q: L9 a5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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* Q. O1 K2 B+ M9 W6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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' f* E9 J( F0 {! w% }& _7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.! F2 ?7 @3 W( @5 w( a" r

, `/ z; }4 `1 p2 [8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.  z7 S* ]3 w5 o% `' h  ^: ?

, U9 P: ]$ `1 ]9 I5 W7 k9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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. X* I! v+ P& g11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.. U* p: V  K# n& F, l
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& E5 t% W9 R9 k! [& K, o0 z- i

1 R- I( F" G- n7 a+ u8 e14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.$ G; H/ k: ?& e  `$ H
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ m5 e1 m. H8 F. @# f. g0 Z6 J9 U
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 V- |8 w& _# t4 n

4 n' N, f" H8 J: g9 {5 u18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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9 W% w9 W$ H* K0 S0 H21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 Z/ P% q4 s" X3 a
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.9 X* Q( k+ S4 x: Y+ v! @" {) ^
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.% ^" n; w* p+ e* |+ B: n9 W+ Y
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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4 A. m& i  O$ L25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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