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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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" @# b$ c) J0 R7 X/ j1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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# k) Q/ ~3 @! s8 k" V& |2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.; q% D+ Z8 P% C

! ?! ~* g+ }+ k8 [+ o3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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9 T7 a% h8 ^% q' ?2 m  y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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: F8 d5 }, E; c7 J8 Q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.* z. ]2 f' J+ w! ]( o6 Q

7 Q& e) e0 ~2 b" |% a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.' {3 u' n1 D2 i) U, `% I
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.6 q/ r2 x8 m% j( A6 g: k9 c
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.+ l) T7 i! H2 G* K( I% o) H$ V, Q3 y

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) R  p' r/ Q2 o& X9 E1 C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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! _; j; k+ T- g; T/ V( h8 x18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.( q! Y& E. e! |2 }4 k$ H! W

! W, c; K" z" P( o. T" A" u19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.: L! ~7 g6 j# E( e: l
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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6 G/ t8 H* N* }$ ^  n8 I, ^8 E23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.- j" m& t6 R' _& M
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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9 Q+ x# u9 C( u25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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