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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* P5 Y+ @% @/ m# [
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8 ? p2 ^* X+ f! N; x3 _1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.1 r y2 `1 w% Y" a+ B0 B9 K
b7 w+ K+ r% [7 j8 m( v1 B3 c8 w2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ w3 D8 d$ |4 b
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.- N5 A- u2 D$ x: H: w' L
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 i4 F' \: {( u! k5 c
3 r2 V/ X0 X, ]$ y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.( ?3 ], _5 d& s/ Q W3 u! E2 r
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ _: i) _& d+ b, I
9 U) n0 W2 z5 j8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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) o& N; v% W+ W, e/ d9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 u4 r' d3 n' O! L& y
# j \: `/ f ?& n. q0 x. ~/ Z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.8 u' x$ G1 {' t4 m/ @% }
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 Y, g. Z! l+ s9 ^! x
# k4 E" f2 w8 {& |4 f/ ~12.) Super glue is forever.' n8 R4 B- }( o" U" _2 q
+ f4 F# L e1 x/ E3 W% Y- a13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water., m B/ M: p9 |. b* r. x
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.; X: h7 a+ a+ B/ T, I) p6 O+ t
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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; B/ ^( y5 E% K. z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ n( l3 s d+ M. O
3 ?+ v% g6 e& s) e+ u. M18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.& y7 }% u7 E" s0 r0 F0 v# W5 r
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.0 v, i M4 y1 Z
* a- h% n- i1 ~22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy." X; h& |& |0 u* E& e
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.! `& N/ ?5 V9 y; {$ n
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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