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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& B+ H6 H6 P: {- t: r' K
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. I* k$ q& \4 z, T1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.$ d4 c% s0 ]$ X& N/ Q
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- @& H& n# D4 W! I/ e3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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- I7 M; \) i7 c2 U \, Q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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6 r h$ o! T! C5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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9 n" R0 y- n7 v2 J9 I6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.3 t4 C( z: h3 G* Y* f
9 i+ D5 A- W+ W* E5 C7 U: O9 F7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 C- v7 p' M. i9 P" K) W& p) M
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.1 ]; U- v' I0 p$ b
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. `" L& `# G" N5 b9 Z& t* F
1 y# f% g$ F( ~& x4 g10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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/ M/ K1 W( e! Y: Y t# ]0 ]14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.. J9 x& n( F B
. U; _5 `/ d! @- z% I9 T16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.# v' z# a5 ~' t3 A9 i
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.2 b* F) s7 c+ P
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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5 {9 i0 M7 ~! [) B' I21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." }/ x/ }9 m* O i! m
: R# | S' K% y k B0 D22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 r6 l* o1 V, a6 D8 z R
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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( w* U6 O& d ^ t$ W8 {25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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