Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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% h; f5 j7 X0 h) f7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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( _2 {/ r' w. a' W8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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% g9 V) {7 g' x" e  P( K9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

3 |: }. @5 P$ X" T+ D8 P0 j9 X$ Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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( H4 M/ a$ {+ D/ Z4 V$ Z% y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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9 w# h" h& ^) L  D4 {9 x! y5 n12.) Super glue is forever.
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/ f- n0 D  X8 I. Q) n, \13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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/ h% y2 S# a! Y- e3 D16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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; h7 G  O) J, G+ p# H/ W( T% |17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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2 O" M" ?% S! K/ O0 d18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

! l7 @+ E( W* W) Z; F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% @3 t0 {' ~6 q5 x. I' b- W23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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: @' j" G* A2 I25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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