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Why Boys Need Parents!

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鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 g3 `. w) X$ N7 c/ T: Q9 n

! b+ Z: o6 g; e0 o0 z9 z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite., L7 i( M. r* \% P

9 H8 ^* o( I, c  p6 L/ F3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.* }6 ~) N# H: t8 V; q
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& T: s4 ^* w9 l3 o! U

& h5 e1 Q8 v) W4 a( r2 }5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 j  y1 Z3 W. l. `: T
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 D/ ~3 ?: ~. N. w' K* X7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.7 V6 I- E" F8 j  P+ {1 w

8 c. h! }+ h7 h7 o! D7 P( O  T. B8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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; R  ~$ {# R( [& t* f9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ r! r! p7 u5 e& k; k. X2 }' K
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.: D3 ~2 s: d. d6 y8 q( E' ^

  k. r# k# Y8 @8 v! K! |' p  W12.) Super glue is forever.
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, t2 q/ _$ f* r* Z+ B/ `9 s' l13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) ~% E( {- `" p* K* h
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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* C0 p" a$ Q: X% Q# H+ d15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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+ r4 P  r0 B1 L* p6 e$ h  _17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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! O0 }. E  n1 J18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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* ~; I0 j% J4 a$ o- P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 [9 u# ~% e* C  E+ s9 Y& d" z! t
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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; B/ g/ A% c$ ?4 k7 w8 H22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. o6 @% ?1 G& a  e- t
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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, d% f1 A! T8 j( {) O; K24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.! t2 C8 J8 U6 r4 L6 z; {0 c7 K, e+ R+ z" s

6 z" X  O1 Z! k5 }25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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