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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. } i4 ^( H* C1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.$ n% @: a5 W! Y9 }. }% T( l
+ x, D+ I: B9 K/ P; S' T1 h9 E- Z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.$ d9 o z4 W9 D
+ x @" B4 J- |; h3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 ]& ^+ ]2 s e, j" ]! `
/ _( w( |) p' ]* B& K! `5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' A# S+ Y! c/ U3 A
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.; U+ t6 {' W" `* Z
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.; e1 M E5 }4 F" {/ ^4 O0 [" u
9 U. U8 e _& {2 n% `$ v2 a10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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: f" `% l3 j9 ]0 n/ o) Y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever./ U4 z' Y# R3 ]* _; k& G% T
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.: f9 b+ v+ z1 g& N* y
8 `1 } b e# Z7 E14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# l$ h5 z' D. k9 C: U18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% N4 [0 f* S: x) Y9 o
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.1 I7 \2 J' n" V2 a
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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. E) K i. [* {21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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. g8 H) A0 y& J- S* Z8 o1 e23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.. T5 c4 P6 \$ ?! [
2 I$ J- S" U8 t o5 c1 w24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.1 O' z# _9 @) B7 }$ r9 `( ]
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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