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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., Q7 k% n y+ a, u9 ^: `
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. b* m4 M( Q) P7 g$ M3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 `% e9 _1 o- S: i
4 L. [' u; _/ y% E9 A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.. ^% Z5 h) n6 Y" E% w2 @; z
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 Q a0 g4 r* Y
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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, F+ h8 r" W/ J' @+ a9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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* z/ K0 X6 k6 B7 k10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.4 {1 O# N* h6 T/ V1 H+ c
% O" x R; H/ P# n( P# @11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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. }& }; r( l J8 D6 `+ \* n4 M12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.# E: ?2 I4 O+ b$ U/ i2 ~' O
- M; A8 w* w9 G& o" Q8 K15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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( M; O1 b3 D) W' w3 ^- K; u16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.. `% ?# R* |7 {/ b; S* `
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& h* E. [; u5 w5 U+ P4 O
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 ^. W/ k+ o# L* u- j# F! t
G% B6 H$ D' R" t19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' d8 P7 y: l4 l! @3 N/ Y, d0 @
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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# B9 L3 i! A" L+ }6 Q4 k u8 E21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.! B$ d; R/ g5 }4 Z3 J5 d7 m F
9 O. }( f3 w1 }+ I+ C23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% Q. T) U& g: N0 X5 c2 `6 O
0 \4 ^1 X; R3 A% O25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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