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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..., g' t" d+ R: B9 _: G4 ?, G8 c& ^6 c9 q
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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3 n4 b+ w; M' m+ i5 X, ]1 a8 I2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! W: |; \5 c9 Z7 u1 m
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. s7 {" S9 z& V1 L/ V1 o/ r
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 S9 H2 r I8 H0 k* e
3 H5 p) O' f: W/ u5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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5 y+ k% V6 K1 S& X' T9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.# k! a3 Q) H- d$ ^- c% P' Q
; |4 y/ C1 A$ o" T& [8 X1 \10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.- C6 `% s8 K* B. O+ O9 g' \
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.0 r1 k( p+ u9 K* I) L9 I- x- n9 i- W
, l: @! v, a4 J4 R14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.; r: s8 O3 k1 x" U/ O8 y1 I) w
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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; P! c. V. s7 c8 w19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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2 g$ K- {, c* D; I! ]+ T( x22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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- e, A# d' n1 d& K; L: _" i23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.- g. t7 Z# z* b- }5 s2 H5 J' @ G
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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! k" Q6 y8 S0 [8 B0 u3 s, w25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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