Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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; O, ]8 e4 j, U! ]3 H- A3 J1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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! }9 j1 J0 u0 F$ `* p/ I$ m2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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# x/ A7 F: H" O) t4 O! ^3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

, c7 H$ O+ a" ]8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

# E! p4 R( t" L: `# k; m15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

# h; Y% R$ ?. g0 N1 k17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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8 d7 I% c3 ^  q" m& p- F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

7 H$ H) E' i. ?9 c20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

2 Q& Y* [2 B5 L! u5 A+ n8 C  l21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

. |1 ^- J0 l7 K22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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8 ^+ }% a+ P. N: F25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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