Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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. T! N# t0 Z' {1 _% \: y8 p1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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4 B) Y; u3 u2 V3 S& \3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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$ }4 V" q* X% _4 K4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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* o, Q7 @/ o0 X& D. F+ ]# ]7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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# c1 O  _% [# O- g; m8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

( C7 z$ K1 ?0 t: O( r# h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

1 b4 j8 U$ M% ~' ?2 C  W12.) Super glue is forever.

2 h$ K( N( m/ }0 N3 C0 ]13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

! Y0 s/ e3 |+ A: S20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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2 b" ^- j1 \7 p; ^24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

( l, b; g+ r. W. R8 L+ Z, e% z+ }1 j* |) G25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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