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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...1 v" m1 a' {8 T
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., Y1 p& s' I" h
" V: w6 O" u: e8 T L/ e2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3 q* f! L$ P) y% t& r5 N: O
2 r6 T3 X+ G4 _1 y# }( T" b: L3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 j& @+ b- n% R( S6 {7 m5 T0 a
$ F+ Y# H3 P- P" s: i5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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- D4 V4 g3 F8 H! Q- v( X0 d2 A- n6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., I. m, @5 E+ z5 d/ O+ i
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence., b1 x# F, R( U, Y! _+ V- T
3 u: p" { ~; W7 o0 M12.) Super glue is forever.* {$ @5 w7 d' ~1 e- B$ Y* ^0 F6 g) N
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) i, ^) e6 H& E5 ^% C5 ]4 h
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 ^7 k% G4 D: w9 o+ B* H1 L
' f% ? `* s& _- _+ Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.; d- F l3 q s ]+ p4 C
1 ], s; g- G8 H" G( j, m21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.+ c/ M' e2 g7 _5 q: ?( q2 }- _% r
' B/ o4 X9 ^/ N, }" G! x1 t+ A2 P22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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: r0 ~8 V+ j, {2 ?1 L- B0 O23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.& R9 v! w& @! f6 _7 t
0 ?' r: e) Y4 m" h& I7 o24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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