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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. g3 e2 S/ D9 E2 v' ?" x1 I3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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3 x& g8 J3 Q5 c: G$ o% n k, \2 T" Y7 V4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., J4 p1 t3 R' l6 A
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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0 V7 g4 {' d7 a6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' I& n: ^8 H0 j* y
/ T, y% }; H9 p2 ~7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.' W" h" ~5 c8 @& }
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: p K' W d; c# y; w
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.5 R0 P2 F" R. b8 S$ P' [- ]7 U
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12.) Super glue is forever.. g) s8 [) S& ~ }# D
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.3 Y t7 c; E7 X o; c2 K2 b! l
! j# u* _6 j9 T% x: X9 Q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.8 {9 ^7 T' Y6 F @* d
8 L, p& E8 P, N5 r0 ?16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& l9 n2 {+ u+ w) M
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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4 n- D2 Y. S0 [& Q21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.7 }( Q0 E9 I1 e: ?) E
- a$ H6 k4 u( u23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.% M7 W; w$ u4 O) s7 t7 l) ?+ }
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; \0 @4 p8 v6 S2 f
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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