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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... ]+ h: e% ^6 ~8 I8 S) l) l$ f, h
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. V: A+ d+ q0 c G+ c! T
9 x6 `6 \5 F$ J& B1 P" i2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.1 u4 L& O- Q# z
6 E1 J/ ^# ~) ]9 U3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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' E2 ?/ b( n" D/ M2 b. s4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.% |) z+ Q0 G! ` _7 Y4 t
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& J* U" H t3 G% q% R7 K1 m6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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1 q6 Q$ x6 f$ V7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.7 D2 e7 K4 j! k, @* r
2 \( T; Y' Z6 K$ _- ~) u0 ~9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 v# q; _8 j* @8 P
) Y6 u6 H) f% i/ L5 H, _" h10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.! M* S! S7 B) Y) `- H
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.* t5 d' b0 z5 u( V/ O8 ~9 k' s5 h2 k% b
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12.) Super glue is forever.; t- P7 w4 }6 v6 [- |
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.( A4 }) V9 J6 E6 ^, _! x
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.- E* o9 a4 h7 p
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6 F8 g, U7 N7 R" v16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 {( _# W4 R: h: l- E+ p
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 a4 t+ ?( a' j# }
9 v; D, J7 y& a5 U, i6 B6 o# o! k19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.% q7 T: W$ O, O0 `1 C( Y
2 w* o+ }8 t+ v0 z; d21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.+ E8 O) n6 s8 q$ E4 N S
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. o$ Z# ?; \; l0 [/ f4 t3 c" c0 H24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.- P" F6 c; {" v: D) A
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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