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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# a Z% _7 q' H
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.# \: F8 S! D+ p& m
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.; q2 |% [4 n) f; T4 M
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.: b' u) Y- y" Z' w( v
# `5 D' N4 T# C I& ~% l! s4 F4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 Z# ?8 C: k h; h$ K4 y
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.& f2 V0 R M3 V& U$ I2 G. `
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.* E3 u% r+ ?, M/ _" C
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ p) u: `( }* @1 B* S0 o10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy., p6 O- [2 U- I5 S, ]! F1 F
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; a; a6 k& o' V
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12.) Super glue is forever.' G. l9 N9 Y' Q' H i, L% U3 q0 U2 W
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) U6 h/ |6 S- I/ V. V T0 ]
7 T0 p* r/ ]% S* C0 h14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ @ b$ v3 X. l2 |8 u
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.& N" b. }' O. V3 l& Z
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0 {" g# o0 b% V: d17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& E# d# Z3 D* ]+ Q
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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' h2 W( p% w/ ]! ~+ f" r3 i20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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2 Q, h3 H! z' n6 b8 V21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. H2 ^4 q7 s5 c+ Z8 S
( \* ^) N' Z& T4 f O22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* z% } J6 w; R5 @3 b R; V
2 n+ g3 p- f9 V) S( [% g23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. c: l7 B6 `; a/ F8 c. B" x; x3 T! T24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. [- l, K0 A7 J, G* U& |
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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