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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.% p) \; Z$ `1 @: z. K5 i# ?7 }, D1 a8 E

% K: ^( Z6 T7 @2 e: M3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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6 d6 I$ m$ ]5 L  l1 j" K) f4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., W4 L& Q$ ?9 I' t% W) U7 {5 d
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late." |" O9 s: L2 M  C& d: N" l# ?

) O* X, N8 M8 G8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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/ J# ~; A- ^/ `% x. A8 ?7 B10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) ?) ^; _1 u9 z* Z' H3 N) U0 G
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ h: b' L+ W5 _7 S1 \
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12.) Super glue is forever./ L: w* m' ?- L

$ A& h" ~8 x# V+ X% F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.2 L, C9 a# [( ], n9 R  i

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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is." }& I- f* u/ e. B* T& V. f' m
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.5 t5 n0 g' i- v: J# Q! o+ ^! P
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.0 ~+ B, M, z/ P4 o
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.: {8 K( l+ V; f, m. q5 T7 G- d
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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