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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.9 j2 p9 v' p5 l$ u( Q: q
- l R3 `+ \ K7 [9 ]% A2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" C' m: S9 t/ a* X; E' E9 Q1 K3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' r) x9 g4 o1 @% T% W
* M/ I: w9 K9 W" C$ H( i4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.5 C; T& U' z; W C% K# E
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 S9 u+ I/ V+ `. B- l
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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1 J( R9 D+ Y" d; W" T5 N1 H6 A8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.% S# Q- B4 B& h; r
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( J( n! X8 }3 q! A8 k* k
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ A# f! D2 y3 f9 y. n, b
; V; s4 R% [' p* ~11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.) V( x1 O; l/ ~5 B
3 e6 \' T, Q' a [+ {12.) Super glue is forever.' k o5 @* L) q+ O* X+ X
# O" x+ k& W% q+ j; W: S& \13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& U* v9 Z8 t3 E" N3 O& Y- l
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 |+ W) Q! L* V; l15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.% Y- L$ U+ u" ^/ h- y8 m
- ?$ b# f5 |! E$ z/ C17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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& K: v) U, \" Q1 L18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 z7 P* ~- ?6 I7 n) h# |/ c, W$ g
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.9 I) S8 \0 ?& }$ S3 I
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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7 D& e4 s; z' `: R0 L23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.+ X! F, x! C- [- p4 N
- e- f" ~* T" \( e3 ? [25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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