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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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+ {7 I3 e7 L/ E1 v4 F6 q. k/ \- y5 g1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& v/ Y2 A/ L4 N
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite./ Z7 {: e; c+ E; n( h6 p& h
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' N: N/ E+ H q6 _* H; A
% z( k4 t3 |0 j$ J* j" Y+ x4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& D) [: p: v1 |5 q
/ a5 C1 y5 W4 _+ X' t. c5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.' V7 ]- O8 a. X: R9 q: R! e! p
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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2 w/ E5 ^# ^1 ~9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.2 ]: c$ j5 y+ Q8 t: Q1 |
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.- d" f7 a# B' A& Z; R% g
2 k N7 M8 Y# m) P( F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 {) Z" J$ C0 e5 M7 o7 r17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& c9 I3 ]$ G- [
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.( d! L" C: _# _
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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; E8 ? o1 l- ?7 O+ o2 }" [! D20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* l+ b4 q4 h9 h' I0 `4 |
9 F7 y& u C( z) _! x3 h23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 ?4 e( N9 m9 R8 |' ]9 B5 L1 A" W# {
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: z. l l3 @" Z% f
4 \+ P5 w# n; U+ Q6 v' Q1 Q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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