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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.) O# F( x  ^) y7 B7 x/ N

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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4 R8 V1 D: ~$ h# x' H) D2 X1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.2 s6 D1 I6 p4 [7 {

/ a( R6 t6 Q4 \/ T! V3 n* e" p  n2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 J+ E. ?& X. {9 p. T7 v6 a0 \

" Y; e) E6 }# C; N3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' r, M+ t2 |5 r- O, Q' E$ e

, z" r7 _* e1 ~* _% b" B) ?# G9 l4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.: ?9 N) W! A" B3 b- j2 h

( P' q, T% _1 x  l# U& K; A( a: G6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.8 o+ r; x2 J3 `8 f2 ~' J

4 G) v8 W. ]2 H: f, T0 u, t7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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. i6 t2 p$ P* i: N4 W8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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3 O  f# @6 b' H: r1 F9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.# D7 c. o* Q, r: h* S! p

9 Q6 Z8 n' {0 |10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.4 a4 g2 t6 O+ V; f
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.' t1 P% |2 H1 _) \
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12.) Super glue is forever.* z3 K7 F2 |) J# P% Z8 z! a, B
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) O7 y. M4 ^7 a

8 D9 ], s1 C) K14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.( a  m  V2 k8 |
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 b5 t4 [  H+ c' U  V3 C1 q+ r
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 W" [/ c+ D& F
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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5 p& t. b; Z* z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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$ ?- a" E7 W0 s! c21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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* F; f; c: t- b5 j- N22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. C* [2 z& G, ]0 o+ f

( q/ a2 i9 _$ R' n23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ C; W, j  F" x/ P, k. z1 f

4 s, c  L. R, m9 G" s24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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6 t! R" {. e7 a! C* D' Y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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