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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! O C p4 P, [: q* R3 x2 x1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.% Y6 I& d" u. m
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.2 z3 [$ n* V" e1 {
- P+ U& P- Q1 b4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. ~' C+ p- u p
; y6 i$ O4 _% B. |# I5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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9 U( M' o' Q+ Y( L% V8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ ~4 Q6 e/ Q4 U9 F$ x0 @- N
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence." ^8 R2 }4 [7 P1 M1 _# B
L% ]8 Y o8 @2 i- V12.) Super glue is forever." c o7 J3 w5 v" w9 @* a" j* ~
. c* D* B. A2 E. H1 m% F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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, \- I% I4 n4 V! l; _. J8 J6 Z15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.; A" W6 d' P3 f# B4 Y% U" N
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8 J6 Z+ `6 q+ s7 p2 e17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.0 C9 J- o, Q. c. ]+ }
2 z* `4 @8 m) Q' b. t$ g3 t+ ~* `18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is./ s; B+ W* ?5 [( S
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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& W( W. y5 L& q5 j, N7 ~% o20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 ?! \# k2 b" B: I
/ r1 P8 s2 `8 w& p' R3 M7 P P' m6 b21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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. g. r/ o+ a- n R% c! x22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* A' Z) [7 o/ I# y9 J" U4 q
2 ?# k9 U6 Q7 _! P# m23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( a; r7 }$ n5 v' C
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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