Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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! Y# C; u2 M& t1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

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  p+ b, w# z6 O) a+ ]5 I3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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  p4 u8 y1 @! J6 u5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

' ^- Y2 F, ~! F7 X& W; p7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

$ w; W" z6 ^( i2 _9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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0 f/ J9 L" H7 X# [0 ~* o" U4 o% E12.) Super glue is forever.

" X1 \; m6 j8 F; q" r  i7 h. Y13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& F' p' d0 o: O14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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6 G5 V$ J; s; h9 N  n15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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# d, q. g: ^9 d4 I17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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4 ^! O; m2 @+ g: t) _8 F" A( {% \% I8 Z, p19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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) Y( S  {- X6 z" g2 Q20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

; F! ~0 [  a; Z; _1 c) n21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

! L6 J! M+ I0 k+ B, t7 G22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

& ]! Q4 @4 `( m3 r23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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