Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

8 |, n5 r9 _2 e4 f5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

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12.) Super glue is forever.

) Y/ h6 F  H9 b; ~* W5 @( E6 P1 G3 ~13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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0 X- l: Q/ i9 L/ k' [  O17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

: ~$ @9 w1 i% N4 o* \, k  o) a1 p18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

+ x/ T: c* q/ K# k# P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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5 J$ c! |) D4 P6 q4 }20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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& @" b7 q5 ?+ K# S5 F$ ^22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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$ i* S/ u% o) p. m3 @. F' y7 r# d23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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9 K! U* T( C4 d$ i, y% j24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

: ~6 U! E" ]* s; w, ^25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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