 鲜花( 1394)  鸡蛋( 16)
|
楼主 |
发表于 2008-11-28 15:50
|
显示全部楼层
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...% J) O; j3 A! z: \) R
- V% u' k1 u; b$ M4 B# u, E% g1 m$ {$ l h( k: u: h
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
' Z+ h [' Q0 C5 j/ H
. j' j- @% F( j9 d& V E$ I# Z, }5 h2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3 C3 h$ I) H' S& T8 ?* I# c" f- l
3 M& [1 Z: R+ m' {( E# W
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
7 E- F3 c+ u4 }5 i; {/ ^- @
% V( T: H* d: R4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
8 p5 O' F5 ~) P* w
0 B7 }6 R Y; ?, R5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
( V2 e" J4 ?7 C: M7 W0 _7 l
& H: p' w9 @1 ]( j* E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.. ?( ^0 g3 u! V* O, D; y |
+ c! s9 I+ |+ q2 I- H4 B7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.; D2 l2 _5 W2 V; ?3 E, k9 S- m7 q
4 D% p" y: g9 ~$ |' x8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.; S6 J" N9 ]; ] ]6 \: Z; J( z
, B9 X, ^7 `. I9 G8 H* U
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
& c' L* x7 `/ z0 H7 B9 g7 T
5 f: b* z6 d1 I7 s10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
d1 x# ~* N7 L2 ?* z# @# T5 J9 b, P" h8 a3 A( v% \
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
# S+ M* v! W5 e, `9 S. q4 ]# o4 V: n+ J2 L; d
12.) Super glue is forever.
. |2 R* o: n ^; J P! r5 O
: W* J3 a, M1 v& e& s- a13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.$ R$ j5 e- }7 V. j2 t# N
+ D, o' q- y. p) o$ Y, F N14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
5 B' e6 {4 L) i, E- ~8 R8 Q) U& U! {2 _6 }
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.: A7 s; Q5 @; c3 |( ?) g
) S" X2 V' D" c, M4 g+ V! q16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.% B( C" i" w6 [8 X
" g8 ]6 S/ p) ^& Q( ^
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
* J$ N {% _: _- g8 b! I3 I
% s; U5 A; w; s6 a) c4 l18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. T d1 q* K. u. L
/ M. Q+ w) ]5 z7 o19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., e3 u; O9 `! m4 X" Z! `
3 V% ` r: N4 [2 V9 O% }
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- z- l3 A& T4 ^' n% x: ^3 x
; F3 u, k0 C: h: V. Y% l! w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." M* z$ H0 O9 v+ v4 l3 Y4 p
( @9 o" K( t5 T2 D& Z- k- }
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., u8 e" a9 d/ o, f, j3 B
/ F4 j3 V: x; k$ k- x3 r23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
) o4 \8 g/ u0 `8 j) g
. r; W' ?4 O, h& C8 g+ N24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 k& |& D/ E; j2 [
R( q$ X2 I+ m/ q: o+ M$ y
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-11-28 15:46
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-11-28 16:10
8 I8 [0 A% u" R \4 X