Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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0 v# `- i" R3 K' a# e, ]- K' a3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7 @  m  [. w0 F) W! t7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

3 i7 {$ ^2 r- ?5 q8 q$ ?( E6 U8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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5 U( I3 i! [  {13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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" |6 c8 n2 s+ S14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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% Z$ d+ r: p$ v6 k) t0 a/ [18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 ^: {- b6 v, y3 @9 Q/ Y$ F8 x7 e19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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% b- Q9 u- ^0 M9 b+ s+ j- j21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

5 E( a9 @9 B; o! m" F/ _0 B, j22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

# t) b9 ?0 O0 Z8 N5 \$ A2 n23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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2 \$ D  C" b; x0 V% `! H! m24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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