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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! n# T3 v" e3 q
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ S/ S4 P5 h- r1 U7 h+ `
" z+ i* R* {" k2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.& C7 _# P* B9 ^/ h: e
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 E/ c# ]3 j* z) T' \# p# T- f. T
; K) s- i1 Q& Z) [; B$ L4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.8 f. W; D3 c2 z
+ o$ n/ @& [ c5 Z* _8 I5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 {6 {/ c) ~* V r8 x- t/ \, E
X" x4 C0 q0 m6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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" Y6 ~ {( E1 j, L0 p' s9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy., N' d! }) E ]$ V# t5 S4 X0 n
1 e- i0 h6 D7 ]% u# a3 }11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.) K1 m$ ^1 \% F. E
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.; z! v1 X0 Z( R8 h' C$ w+ m/ X
9 b5 u: p* U1 v( S; F15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.$ ]2 S" W7 i, i/ ]: I% R5 g
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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4 j. [3 `; [$ L& R4 ~* ?7 Y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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K+ {6 G+ o7 a4 u1 Y2 J21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.- t# W; O) y4 S1 h. w5 f
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.+ F' _4 M. K1 K2 ?
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 F& ?3 s2 ]7 H# A- L0 X- I: e
# A6 ?6 c# b& {4 B$ n* M24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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