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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." n7 j( N4 n9 s7 P: ]
1 Q/ w% y4 |) w2 Y5 D, _& ~2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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: W6 ^1 p7 b/ Q7 O" P% N9 K' _1 t4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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E7 o& H5 W' i5 ^2 B- ~5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 N1 m" U; K. x4 M6 P
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8 b R0 @/ z6 H7 C$ N& Z/ x/ h4 _7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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j6 v5 B& G: o+ t7 L8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.( g8 n# f5 l) O. [6 F
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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) U. J6 Q. [ v4 f# _10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 ?1 p* }2 D3 p( k8 N0 Q' u# [+ P
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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: y7 p4 D4 z: |" e# U6 x; ~12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.3 E4 _! `# q/ h- P" \
M1 @4 t6 \; N18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.6 a6 C, V- @/ H2 E
0 y- h! b9 R5 N* z# s. L: y1 O19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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4 A: g6 h6 v' @5 S' u20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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0 r/ t. M$ {8 S( M- b21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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( q& _+ X; _% L* i' d22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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2 I# ?' }& ^# g- k! |) l; H( k M23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; i0 Y5 r9 |, x: g6 L& P
7 K g' W' y r$ F/ o3 M24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.( b: [- P- V6 V- n8 I$ T
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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