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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& I7 `2 S2 s9 y* E+ o- q6 K
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.- ?% t$ E6 G% s5 X
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.; i8 z1 ^/ q, R0 p: T
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.: S4 q( E( m# @3 u t
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way., r0 @( v" k3 z6 J
/ a3 H& y z9 M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.) p+ [& l1 ?3 p! O% N
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ ]0 _) G5 R8 }+ d. H8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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/ H+ R9 f- ?1 Q j* ]6 q5 u9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. ]: Z$ `0 F5 h' b) B+ O+ _
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12.) Super glue is forever.- `! i' F z7 f( O; i
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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$ c2 l' ]" R6 _( s15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. d; B$ Y5 W1 u2 m
9 K- o8 n; `- p& n16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.8 S! _) q% q3 a- \8 z" _2 c7 i
" j* Y- h! E U6 @" \9 n0 E17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.' g! Z3 L+ Z1 [, ^* p& ^$ V3 z
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.1 e% t2 h p U% [1 _6 I3 w
" p5 r" p9 R5 H3 B' Z4 Z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 k8 N: @, B$ m& l4 I" z
$ O$ J' a, c: R6 O$ E8 p21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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- f, c! I+ b) C/ H" i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.7 R5 Z2 Q; x) L3 O
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.$ y9 U L' ~ L% }2 @1 I
1 G( I; p# e4 {/ ]25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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