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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 Z; e: c2 ], V+ |( }* j( y
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) D. D1 d: A' }7 i
9 n- o, k, m, ?8 J9 G2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 @' r# G. f |) {
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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S" V" z$ s/ `) C4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ q; k/ w* O4 R, D' q
! F6 g0 t& b+ y' H( K. P$ a5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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" u: f0 J4 b1 g: k0 s9 T+ X/ |6 P6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan./ ^8 Q0 {, `1 J$ ^$ Z }7 K
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.5 P' Q- V& y W+ k
: _4 ?* E4 L$ o& u6 N8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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l1 _# Q( u& o ?- k! y b9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( R3 U" Z& u |9 f
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.1 {, p/ E7 z, x: f6 |
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.0 }, [- l) N) A7 E
, A9 ]5 I% d( O- |7 d14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.& o% ~1 k, M. A
5 B7 y+ m/ p4 g8 e/ S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.' P$ y, ^! W6 o L9 Z* ~) h
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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% ` M; g+ i; z# Q1 v& o; N18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.+ D" ^( M6 f7 g# T( @, V
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 S1 F* C! \1 ?
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.$ ^+ q' I0 X3 i
9 d4 ? I. t: m5 C; V22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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5 q! }) ]. Z4 ?3 k1 J& w24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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/ a/ {0 |5 h o' Z4 U25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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