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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... d8 Y9 ?: {2 z. r
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: b; T2 i1 |1 @+ u& ~: L- K
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.7 Y/ U2 C. C6 n4 j
; E5 M2 ~) q0 d( ] t) K3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.: W4 O) d8 j; m& {% }
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. I+ K& m* e5 ?. a; x! I+ Z
. M/ ~6 ?! W2 P2 s. y# k: O5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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a/ q/ n% A9 ?9 c6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.$ P- F2 i, h# i' h* a
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 {" [+ }/ L$ P: R
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it., e5 |8 S( } ?. f2 Q0 D0 [2 F6 {
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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! l7 W8 |; [/ n10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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$ ?1 S9 q6 J5 @7 h/ D! c B11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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( ?# f1 |, ?. q& n, `: v12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.9 N( U- [: j v8 U" O
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 i# k2 X$ E$ P, k0 x' @
; g" f! E) n9 \$ L0 H9 i15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! k0 Z3 h/ K8 S7 c
9 \: w8 P) j+ P+ t0 m" \( M20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.- I% K! }- C4 V. \: D# x8 @
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.- d( S; h- d& v2 Y
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 T) \5 v8 T' e0 o4 f! L$ a
; x5 y, a) ?% [& c9 P25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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