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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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C2 L* g: A. [. z( i1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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' V) R8 c4 X% m0 N4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., j& z5 { g2 ?4 @$ y
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.9 z A L7 G) l+ D+ r
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; j. `0 ^6 F' c3 O
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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3 P A6 b5 y+ K2 p8 h* D' v) q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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4 m: E& a) f0 c% V* X9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.7 Y; H9 L7 s* v- T4 |
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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) g- v" a" Z8 |( O: Y8 Z% i11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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X4 i: Q* L. v13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.5 T+ R( J+ U6 r6 n+ R2 l# T1 b
8 C5 w0 t4 U; p+ B% i/ _# i5 ~# z2 V6 t14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.3 P8 G5 {9 | Q3 B: X
6 S3 S$ |, B9 X- Y* x15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.; H. W. N0 n+ b" X' x
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes./ ]) b- E6 C. L% Z: I. y
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% x3 c. F. y/ y+ g) u. k' H
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.0 |0 l3 ~1 t4 G
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% z! X# r0 C4 c- r21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., W/ ~( l, |; v( \) a! ~
2 c2 F9 \# N6 N" k2 Q22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* ]' W, E! ~1 X- U0 p! X$ R
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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