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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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. O. Q0 ^4 E. O( V2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.1 I' O& h+ I- d) g* P8 I) x: q; A
+ a+ } O( v( n4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 G( B; j" I$ O1 Z& g) l
# i1 l4 g6 j o% b( G* Q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.0 n$ F2 V6 e! k0 v( m, ]
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.5 a! w) o! A- V; C1 A, g
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# z3 g7 U6 }9 I% C7 g9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.) h! Y D9 W% m; _" E7 Q. W/ N
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 M6 L' u o6 C" u1 q
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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. F; M5 x( h, p* m6 O13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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5 A! E, F! H* S' f- i14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.$ T7 a# ~3 S; ^+ y9 g
$ A' z/ j2 s. c8 t) ]15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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" d1 k; W* W6 y- z3 j9 z' ?16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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1 S0 O) H, r+ `17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 o! ?2 W, ~' l' c
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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# \+ e' L% x5 M, D0 a8 g" V19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.: F7 x- V" {. z+ L( ? G
& G& w8 X! M: Y6 B4 Z1 o8 v1 ] |20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 ^" K, u. \# }
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.5 o" j2 E- b; F2 V
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 X; F9 p! m8 m9 r. E25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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