Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

+ d6 s8 U5 N+ l9 J% a2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

5 N7 g6 ~- R$ n( Q9 x6 ^$ B4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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1 u. i$ n; ?: w" |7 y5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

8 ?9 A. ]. R  C1 q9 l, O) K7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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/ D) r" y$ _) O( l. x8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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$ H/ x, {2 |' u- Q& @/ _2 Y  S! l% ]1 ^11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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2 }& j0 a- |  b8 D13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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1 E+ J" d1 Y: A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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# K) o  j5 W9 Y& q9 T1 A- I9 E; o16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

$ k& Y, Y3 z% t# w) r17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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) g- t$ S6 S6 n3 y" y+ @6 t22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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