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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...2 x, j/ `) i' g: D2 @2 Z: ~
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9 Q) B0 }5 O2 m" E' ?  t* }1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.1 i- _* W. N/ o" K6 A5 @
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! l# I& V: L+ r& i

; N2 Y/ y' s" K' @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' n, ?; i' S  R9 U! ]5 W. q

6 Z0 |& L* m: _4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 N7 b. |  p( [/ N. F9 I0 d% i

' S& ]3 l( u# C2 N* o6 S0 }5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 m& N& b! o+ f

" W; p! Y' p( U( j$ O7 E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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0 Z% s) h1 I. `5 Q  ^) Y& A7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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! v8 B& z; j2 ]0 H* P7 {" b8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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) f2 D( v& L4 w& o5 u5 j9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- u) a. `8 |* l7 J2 `
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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% p  U. f; y" a4 ~& M* F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% V2 O6 ~7 O' x) Z9 j8 r

- D) R& g$ \2 f" Y+ b5 \7 v14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 F, u) @$ E0 J8 \

; A2 h8 ]$ ~9 B! r  }15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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( ~" }0 W) w* g& |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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0 `( `- t- `% Y. d. @7 y, }1 Q18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ T  C& T0 A3 I4 D4 X

$ |3 O3 J4 t% f19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.  S2 j1 p: ?/ R  E3 C# O  j( _* _
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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: [0 _& g# W0 a/ ]23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 G, [  }2 }( k" {% ^& E

* T; R* Z! ^. ?- c24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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