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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.& U: R/ n! V' C0 ]

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. [; E" t' [4 B! v9 Q, L

3 P1 ^, R; V9 e) k9 @) z0 x* n+ m3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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) J' _  Q$ U3 F! X- Z+ g2 |! f4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.- x0 j! C: r( Y
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.9 H  e# }( k1 {/ y. L3 ]' j) J

- k$ c5 u4 [$ w2 |; H9 E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ W7 e# m* ^1 g

; ^$ d" B; g3 Q  t7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 E' O& E4 M' E0 w

- Y/ Z8 G; H) o9 z8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: i  y: `4 v2 X9 @9 Y2 y$ A

5 C+ T7 B6 b. }7 p( n% ~1 u2 K9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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% _: l7 j- W0 V4 j10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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1 V" ?/ H& H& T11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.! J. w/ R: @+ K( W$ E

- h+ }0 t8 q1 h5 R- P13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.: j. Q3 n: T* y8 F; L6 p5 O2 }  T
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.$ B6 `6 x6 p6 o  Y, m% t8 l  j! y
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.4 i0 O! ?$ z' D1 `* z

- @3 o$ t! r! `, e16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.' R8 ~% x7 L. r7 ?

' z) S) J" p5 d; l17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 t8 u* T, g& c' K6 ?8 l

  P! ?" k3 m* y. k$ {18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.6 E, i  I0 p8 W* K" S0 u% T7 m' U0 t

/ [) @% R0 x! X0 i# b8 C) [19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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) l, I' s( ^5 v9 C8 `4 X- d20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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2 r. \3 p! a& ?5 o1 a- L/ a) a21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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+ a4 i0 L+ ^: F- z: B22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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+ t9 Y7 T+ `+ v, z! E  W25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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