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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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" T7 }8 Q) [* j$ N# z" I8 N1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) W+ ?/ I" J' ^- j
7 p, {2 X: F. M& ^! g, M4 B2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. F8 ?* G: h1 H# [3 F
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 K6 [- d! P. Q0 M& `# S
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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/ |' I. G: N- [/ |( p+ S! i6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.. ` w3 k% e6 Q b/ t% p% }
% {$ H- _' G3 x7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.8 W1 p+ N7 ]( r4 i. K" q( W* V
9 }) ^+ u; ?4 L! Y* j' l9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.+ ]/ J/ D. ?" n
4 H- _6 a6 q& E# N5 C/ `11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 G, F5 r4 g( u& S
/ q3 i. d& ]2 K+ @5 u% E. U12.) Super glue is forever.
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, {5 h2 O; A8 S; [+ K13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% b9 v" P9 H: t. t& b
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 h7 t0 X# Z7 }. G/ f4 Q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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( i; F" z, n/ k16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.7 r( |# ^7 {. L& { q& S) P/ y
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; D# v+ z4 R6 _. a. ^4 f2 s
! P6 S6 b/ V- t' ~5 n, U& Q$ b2 n; U Z4 i8 H19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& `( J$ ^2 `9 z( L+ I( S, N- ^" @
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- q( ~+ ^# T2 e* j2 B# T
. ?7 d* ~* a! {0 m3 M* a21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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8 ~ Q+ ^0 x, U& _7 R" j0 @; B22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. x8 m p- Y6 V
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( _+ r/ ^/ ]& c+ z0 y/ f
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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