Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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9 w4 z" b& D6 V4 I: f2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

1 h% ^1 o$ l: s$ d3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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" V7 a0 V8 `! M! V3 D4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

  E5 ]7 l6 w- ]+ T* y+ Z- Z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

: B% Q$ k) X1 i" L) w9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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, F& l$ e' o3 z0 p' Q12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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$ _7 w5 y' ]" Y, Y, Q& ?17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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4 F* i# s* }# f' Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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% D; S, a- P& J) B21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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: z+ ^7 [0 A+ S$ h& h22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

: C9 W, q7 T8 }0 U6 P23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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