Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

$ \8 A% s: w. Z, S/ b8 SWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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3 ]: c+ s3 y" T1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

* C* o/ W* M' q! R2 t2 `: r4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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1 K' I4 V" y! H" ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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! P9 x8 ^4 J& N" W6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

% ^& ^0 O0 c! l8 h9 V& y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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+ E$ g* M+ {) o* }+ n10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

0 q  B6 }  h# J# Y12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

) s- j" V5 c9 d2 |+ w, }( t- i/ a% f15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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7 U3 X- J4 O$ h% L7 N0 o5 ~17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

/ D2 Q0 K' I, U( @& b! J# Q. ~. b18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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7 ^; l+ q0 _, u19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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, V( R3 G8 A9 _& ^20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

7 v7 `. R4 c: w0 g0 K& c" p21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

4 D4 h. I% E, r) \- k: \% E# P( l* n23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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( I3 y5 {$ Y0 n% [5 {! R5 ~  A25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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