Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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  ]3 V- E) O& v* V1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

: T6 E) B7 @3 Z4 _5 z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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1 d1 ?" m& n( ]) U9 D$ v5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6 p& Y! \& s: k4 f$ @. d* `6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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% e# [- [; e; y7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

/ M! I5 x& X5 x/ a1 J" O8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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! n8 e8 n: @5 M+ c* X. T% N9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

, f5 ~% d0 y7 P: }' L8 v10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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' a/ e$ u9 q$ \* I11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

! d, g! t7 a6 {; s# Q: A13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

+ \1 q4 R4 J; f* X& ]/ m14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

( A* Y1 w$ ~( i" \  A15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

2 j; y4 ~! _0 I2 h( P$ H8 [19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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7 d& `8 M; H% k% t20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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5 V' i$ _6 f. P; N# d21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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- d0 p" v) M. I% x- g5 J. i$ U+ T22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

2 D+ y4 W# i- L& N; f24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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; w+ A4 M- F* O* n0 ]$ w25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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