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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1 p. m4 c) Y4 D9 x1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.' k5 X" h, b. M7 _/ L) i; K9 D0 }
1 G' G: L. }) L! U2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.$ L: X4 C& w1 y
4 ~- Y/ G% ^) B% e3 l% F2 i" W3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) d5 _' \* O" d1 E: r& T$ P& J8 S
2 G9 w/ r. X; C* j' V# d4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.- l( y9 I4 ^3 M2 j9 p2 x
) K" k6 N2 ]. d5 y" K& t5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ l) V) W8 U/ Z/ D
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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1 S0 J6 a% C) O& z2 x# J0 y7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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* p$ G/ _' \$ T' U$ }5 h8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: y2 ?7 i$ w: E( S. M) j E9 X0 @
! W% @- [4 R$ O0 ~. q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 W8 @& S4 b, d. w$ U9 ^4 k- n1 g" u
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' t2 e/ ^! Y) E
- L# m( _0 l9 y; k G11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.# U" R4 \4 r- y& }
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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- u4 C4 _# _' p- T5 [13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 R2 Q$ R, q9 D, t
. w; I% a4 e. @14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! y4 o" X& y" A4 h) m0 q+ U
3 z9 P! Q& \3 b* |. W4 R% q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.. @% P! K+ L5 j* p2 P5 N
3 J2 r& ~3 c1 G! ^" j; D16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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t" B$ O8 w! B$ E R18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 t% N3 s9 N3 N7 A1 n# c9 J0 B19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 Q4 B/ f4 t m$ {1 U; D9 C
3 l8 H9 X3 r! }20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 j- L! F/ k4 h* x
6 E# M8 t$ c3 U% C2 e21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% G e" N) z; v! h- E: n! H6 X3 \, t
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.. \1 ^+ M$ q9 a( D9 `* g0 j, o: p. m! q
3 p$ V0 |! [# e24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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