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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.' m* A: h( y9 f6 c2 B
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# x7 P! j% b2 `
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! F9 c! A- c2 m& t
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' r- D$ m' L8 F$ q9 G9 E

- ?" [$ d4 g% k" E# E" Q7 l# |: f5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way., N) o, }- V0 k9 G9 J) j

9 V% }* x9 b5 f6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 N5 y" o& ~: K' F6 \* G( o- V7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.  v; G2 m! Q9 t# t" ]* W1 a
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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# B' c' j4 Q1 C* c6 A. ?9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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  R: G5 W; b) ?12.) Super glue is forever.
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/ Q9 e  Q) T  Z* t1 W13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ ?% Y4 y: }4 q3 B

, u8 A! I& H. ~# p: i* P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.$ V* u3 Q4 j! R: c8 i7 j3 y7 h& X% {
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.( I1 M; S! g  L
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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; |; n2 t( S  n* g" w22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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/ ~. P, V3 e# U/ e23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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  _3 Q9 ^: n) I- L3 G# B24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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" u: V! t7 n0 \, P2 w: X, W6 b25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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