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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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; J Q. ~8 r) C4 u1 F$ T) @+ U1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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8 j' I) [/ V# m, [ w( b8 |0 g2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! d% ?! Y2 ~. P; U& Y) M, i n
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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, f0 I" n, Y- A4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.# R9 v* i( i/ J2 O4 g
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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1 p, ]( m8 _% T6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.: _/ I4 V0 u7 B. M& q0 H O* l8 n
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. Y7 Y9 W; v- ~; P: R8 s
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.0 g o- D" k, M+ O' ^
8 `9 {& _. R7 A( P, W9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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2 x0 E: y2 j) f+ |$ b( t9 p0 H10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' n2 f8 X1 @8 i* `
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' A" k5 \2 p/ d5 _6 n7 l8 Z; t; y
& x1 s8 `* H/ J. P+ t14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. o& L7 o/ c$ R+ R& X2 t" G
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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9 [7 j8 O# E7 S* ]3 }. w/ {6 b6 [16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 T0 w$ `5 E' }
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4 O) f$ `! Y a% i19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 {0 M$ f; `6 f
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& l- b" ]+ M7 _. \( h h+ ~21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.0 A; i: B% \- M* `2 ^ i* e( n4 B
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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; {+ J/ G4 _5 { Q( a: A$ d23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.9 u5 `# ^* \2 O! u. T, L2 L, J
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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