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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...7 `3 z' d: u9 L8 D7 k$ ^5 H# \
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6 ^6 u+ _" W- ]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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. \( F- U) h; N: f( G2 A- d; t6 ?( }2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# {! r& M: U: D6 i5 e/ J' ^$ i/ @
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.2 g, N' k1 [' C8 b% B6 e  V7 |
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# C) G2 F6 P9 f2 D

, J& U9 f0 @( w! A6 `6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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$ |1 C. `) I4 }! g) ]7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.7 b+ E* \5 ^3 s* X( i. ^& e* f! V

6 [2 e% C3 x% d5 T7 M+ b; c8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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0 Y/ W( D% P0 I. ~10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.& P: U; N- I8 {, ~6 ^2 U0 {

$ s# W+ u! N5 h. _12.) Super glue is forever./ \; C- w0 g  U7 {+ G
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.  j  W* ^% L. h* P' K
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 \7 g0 R" t! b5 D( |# K# ?

2 Z( e9 a. A4 j1 y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.9 Y0 W- }* t2 j
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 B0 ?8 V1 p' f9 A

1 _7 H- ~- A' A) b6 \17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- h8 Z# z' O7 C4 I3 y

, R$ I9 T( z$ Z7 ?, n* Z2 a* d18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.( Q' F3 y& K7 [8 s/ o
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.- c8 L4 j/ |8 k8 G& T. c
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.$ ?8 l* f( v5 S% t$ R  L# b8 h

( J/ f/ [4 l# |+ \8 |9 r21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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) w+ ]. i( j1 c: ~( E) i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.+ ]: S. W( M( c& N! B
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. @: h9 q3 m5 n- O- h2 A/ p, Q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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