Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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" i* l, W6 u* W) W# o: wWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


7 k. q% z' {2 c1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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+ I6 A6 u: d' z; C+ w7 A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

- Y* }6 ?& L/ f( v* X1 Q% \7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

8 i2 q$ H# X6 ^8 v2 I" k  P9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

) {# V2 V4 e1 z' k% e0 ^# h10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

& k0 e% q" p# x! Q- r0 C13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

: o. \- r  w0 j0 H, e4 ^4 ^5 l17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

, C! j: Y2 V  c/ w4 W' J' S  M19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

$ S/ ]. K0 m& C' S% o, e' p20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

) W4 f, l; R: n1 A0 H21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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9 v8 y# n+ U1 a! \# y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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$ B) ?  J6 G, f7 t24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

. P. x+ K& W3 {. \3 i25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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