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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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) ]! _+ X( Y8 X; ~6 N: f1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.' W& m! l4 I5 ?& b" n7 Y. }
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( C6 j8 [: I d# Z3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 n) X5 a* V% O2 {
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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7 P- \ k" K7 O# z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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' y0 [* z" @0 C( Q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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; h0 v% @; C0 o- _12.) Super glue is forever.
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% ^8 E# Q8 U6 j+ _13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.( r& ^8 t2 }% x4 \
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 V, d0 O* D2 B& ?6 @* l
0 G7 V( p2 }( S$ b, T15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving., s6 X( w6 y8 v# f$ I4 u- @" Y
3 o, H! w* b, Y* N$ T$ j/ ~18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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% M/ _4 x0 }% Q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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- C3 g9 `4 S" q+ t2 b8 Y, P20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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+ t" w1 t( }$ X7 \: A$ E# I! `) e21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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' a8 Z3 f! O2 ~$ t( a. l22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.7 R f/ ~; }+ W$ {1 r9 \
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* W& n; o3 ~9 F8 A* K' Z6 u
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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