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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh." h/ x2 K4 ]7 `' |
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...% ^3 k) o; j* |

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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6 \6 L: ?- D, y) Q8 J; }3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.. g! ^1 Z8 d% Y. k
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.9 ?4 E" k2 v3 z% X6 D

# g* r. o' ~7 }9 k" }8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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4 D; Y. d) v9 \0 M+ G; g) @9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.$ A" K* h4 `, L
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.2 u$ v4 s/ Q: X& l

' ~- H+ D6 [, F0 Q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.8 ^6 B( `0 ^1 c( h8 Q$ ?7 q+ }! b

5 }7 F* ?# H+ n) m- Y; E18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.) w& w8 N) ^/ q1 x3 l3 @3 O

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/ W, k5 N% J6 h4 \* f3 }21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( T( c* S- @) R8 y4 J

1 b" \6 R- K! L% O( M% ]22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.6 C# D" ]$ v: r5 |

; s+ H2 z+ x0 ?23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids." `+ ?* o* M' l' I

. B" [" c2 q1 c4 }! b25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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