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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...) Y" P) l9 U: ]' |' O0 L- t
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f; I# W R3 t. t5 v! Q* R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.$ W- X: b8 ?7 s0 f3 I7 {( }
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.& x$ O# }% q& A. g0 ~5 _
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. A' J9 i- _. d2 o
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& ]+ f8 S5 ]( B7 D% f6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.* p# T- O" S7 ]9 [: g# j' ~1 J
2 W' r8 g# K5 O- B6 C( a* x. ^( g! T7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.5 m: O# J% F0 {6 J' ~& X1 i4 b9 u2 Q& }
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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( U% c. M0 ~8 J- \9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.5 K8 |3 R% A* g
1 t& f/ i) S8 i- M10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 S# _+ [2 _" J1 a3 a' d
8 b3 _$ [* ~' x) B- |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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$ A+ t$ _/ s# V9 y" Z) Z12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ f7 _/ C: f. x& ` a2 o
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.' m* Z: `/ ]. a! k
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' a0 i1 f/ t. M16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.8 S6 W; H: ?+ f" ^
( h$ _; ?7 i: u5 D- ^) R* q17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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1 }8 J6 U& U; H$ G* I19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.2 L# `! T. a+ m; a
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.1 X- |7 s1 N/ U: {4 o/ B0 @ ]
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. ~5 C- f5 J( F" L- k1 R: `- F
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.1 K8 B1 {4 E3 ?, E- [! c
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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