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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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( Q5 r4 \ V$ j& y: M3 p% D# R% }1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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4 D$ I6 Q( Q, F1 C- g0 c5 Z: E2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.1 ]. B u8 s+ a( Q& ~7 P' x
- N( b+ f0 m H3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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' O$ p7 n7 f6 X, |' p- j. ^4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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/ I; {8 A' S" G0 Z: h& z/ ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.& N* U- U) [* M( F7 l
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.. B. |3 z; ^: b! \/ M
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.: I* s& _" T* i# j! B6 \
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* U% O) c8 t: T! c$ V) M
$ b& q& `- F& O! r) L. ?10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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5 w1 r) w9 X' x- U11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever. @, t. c! z- R& s8 {0 i
1 T* \5 a0 z8 c* |13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& J2 b8 J7 U; `0 ~1 E2 x; R* m14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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. v% q( \2 ]4 G' [# k16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.' z. p& ~3 _8 N6 [+ Y, p' Y
* u! C, c: g0 ]% o* [18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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! u( H8 c9 ]7 O& U) K! u19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.$ l. c ?9 V% @
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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% ]& c1 o* v$ {' P* ~! t- M21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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+ z7 i7 T- E9 j1 K! r" y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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: ]! n, f* f0 q1 F, `23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ i2 `9 R8 y) f0 B
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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: j1 j1 g" i2 w8 D: m25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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