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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite." i1 T+ X8 Z, V3 j
9 S: u( T) S$ @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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) w3 u t; P# P: R& w0 H) d& P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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- k: Q* F$ \% j: z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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$ @$ J1 ? D: Q! h6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.& l! w# V1 s% _" u% Y
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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. b W2 J8 @8 Z1 E9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 e! M; H7 C4 U# X
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 B/ I3 S# }* o9 s9 ]
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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3 I r- n% s! \9 [13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.5 \. c" z4 E: T t1 w! x& n! H
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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' i. N) d% G- K0 c15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.! k! W- {& c: |9 j# C& u' r) F
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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& e& p& n" V# q9 ~1 T17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens." c& F; A& R9 E3 n
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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7 x: b8 ]! H+ n) K z/ T23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( v9 K6 i5 J. Z; S/ F
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ _2 @+ M/ x5 M. W
& |( q* n2 `4 \* k% F25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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