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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... V) h- z, k2 `7 ?
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) n" Y% B( X& Q0 y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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. t% H( L# _2 r$ J- ^2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# Z; c0 `: ~3 r' W; X( O
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., r9 i6 f9 L1 R* D5 n8 E$ d
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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/ V6 _4 i5 l! l* ^+ D5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 U! Z, n7 B: w
( J( [% H ^1 [5 A; b4 {$ t6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.: t: }. g8 W- p' C
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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% I) z, F% d0 G3 L/ @7 {2 ^3 ~" ~9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.% i5 w; l: x7 v6 |
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12.) Super glue is forever.% F, o( N4 ]2 \, j" c
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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: ?9 ^- u& w( E6 }' V# n7 j14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.& `* L8 n0 X- O% A- p( R9 G6 ~' V, |
@5 v+ Q4 r: ~: @8 ~3 U16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.8 k: ^! {+ ^# u% g# p9 O
% T/ l( u/ a4 c17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 H0 v* k: K, C9 V. \6 b$ f ?18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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" i( o6 Y: {: h1 c( A19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* h+ q. X8 s% `; U0 j+ f
; l, ?1 [: Z6 e* D9 z5 t; w20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.9 E+ e# u0 \; s( x R, c6 X
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.4 V5 ?" u, U6 p7 H
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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. \& T$ c% `# g- c3 [25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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