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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.9 ~9 f$ H0 C( j+ T
9 ?2 p5 Y: u# a. k5 W2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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* g. S* v1 V2 ~$ A' h/ x. y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% b N6 d$ l( m" U
/ g9 B/ N f( \4 v& o" e; Q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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A6 p5 N% y: o! }1 a6 i) ~5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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3 ^* u% A N& [5 n* q2 E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.( j0 l! h" ]1 H# l
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2 @7 S3 d# b6 e- q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., |: _ G; Q: m5 P8 I# }
& ]5 d# X, o* G# M10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( ?9 U+ k, T" T" W0 Z
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 t" J$ o8 Z; c( l, U8 v8 A/ r
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.4 X- \# V, t: r7 i
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 Z+ q3 [' L7 d. _1 G1 V3 [, P' b
' o0 E; N1 i* i7 A G15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.( ]) u0 u6 }+ Z7 k0 l5 Y
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.$ A1 h" @' E, M- o0 J/ M
" b+ n N4 T1 L3 ~0 l5 n1 A17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.& `- ^# m6 F: V- m) v! }
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& o+ L# C8 E7 ]* V) L
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.; C' p( B# x O" u2 X5 [: _
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 j3 T0 R. H+ k: Y
, \8 i2 g. w1 d& c7 E0 P) C23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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