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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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7 l' E; p; L3 ]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 ^% }" m! }8 r
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.1 v# p. y* A. \5 U- h8 w7 p
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) V' l. {, L( T2 ]9 y" X4 \# W( ]
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ r8 v. ]' g3 R
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.* ^4 ]! n. N' n3 X( m
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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, i2 k, x7 g" W m8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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* ] }; u' H/ F2 F6 Q. V) J5 \10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 h& P3 L. y% `3 k4 X% F
0 P* T2 v: u) c& A11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 n, j6 w0 ?6 P
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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/ J0 q e1 j' E& k13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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: f" s, V3 n* A6 R$ W0 R14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.. |6 V" h$ c3 A; z9 ^
0 m# `# T z) A& X15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ [/ z3 C# D) O' h
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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6 V+ b/ l5 X! T9 `! X2 ]: l. v18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 K; X% X8 K9 {/ C1 w
, p4 @, A% @) D! J* z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.: I9 t6 o Z7 u. M. q# D
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.2 z: V$ r4 ^4 R7 H
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( U( Y7 t. i5 P1 O6 N/ e& Q
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# \7 [ x g1 s
& \8 |1 H7 c6 K& z23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.* q: t+ E4 y9 E. \0 ?
% V3 x" C% b% W) ~8 w24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.9 L2 h) m/ @6 F3 X( g H
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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