Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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: m) y* [7 ]% x0 j3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

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3 J( x9 i+ s' r3 v0 Z0 b0 F& }" P8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

5 e$ N* f5 |3 w' j8 v% i0 V9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ r+ j3 I  M2 Z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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, ^1 `  _, y  q' i4 D' q& t5 e11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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" y* K+ W2 U4 f+ U  q12.) Super glue is forever.

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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

3 F: ^1 w# X% ]) S4 m' O17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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4 S* J' n1 [0 f( [' d19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( j3 J8 ~3 u. j20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

* Z! P" T( I& q5 J( ~7 n7 }! Z21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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  ^# I. [4 j5 V: I, v/ {24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

4 P9 k% R/ F$ f! B2 r$ D8 q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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