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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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7 k+ X/ y& C8 q* p. R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) K) o! a* V. W2 A  o/ l

" w/ w1 O4 ~; N5 Q) h  N9 P; ?: A2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( @3 p1 ?  k7 M6 w) A, }" `
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ k1 O- L/ b/ e+ C

1 j! _9 i. d9 b4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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) k; V8 {- C( H" z& W4 ?5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ W- n) z- X7 i0 I- Y

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$ N6 n# F3 h) P' l7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 |* j+ k: H  u% u3 Q+ b7 L

  X- G) ]/ B% Q. \. b8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.! _6 ~2 J1 C% D* M9 C

8 t' l0 a% r/ E9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 U. a6 L# ^3 o7 g0 {10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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3 G' i  H& C1 {4 q9 J: u) y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.% ?) Y$ s7 a' q0 l( {+ S

& A+ I+ P9 {/ N12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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6 _* y' G' g: y9 E9 E15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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1 Z5 M$ L' v+ s$ y+ ?( X% l16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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) x% \& A6 N$ g4 A7 \1 R17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.0 q# l6 q( r7 d! B
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.3 y2 b, n& e& Z+ }9 a. |# k5 d
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.1 ]' |5 L' P6 }9 J) @1 C
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 h6 {/ K- ?: t# T" D
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.! A' d! ?% h/ ], \/ [0 h, V
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.2 d, ]% m) q2 J
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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