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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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! y5 m( B5 S! i6 r8 W3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.0 `  p4 Z: V- o2 K1 s* @0 A5 c
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' e% F# V7 H% Q& w' x
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; \4 d  j( G- N8 X* R0 k$ H+ g

+ l, h" ], b2 l2 a; q, Z" t+ a' X7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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' `, ]' O$ p- _7 s8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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* c. a: G" Y) N9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.9 `" ~# }$ Y" h" @

+ v7 }, H. ^; N2 q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 c: Y! d; d8 t1 a; R3 l
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12.) Super glue is forever.0 K) V; b% t9 o% j) Y
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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! t. D# A! ~2 Z2 t# V0 s14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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0 `3 t2 w0 B( x6 n7 H1 X: a9 F. }' @15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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5 w) F% K) n* U2 l; K- w- z16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2 F4 d0 U  C( v+ G1 C
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.! _  r, F/ W- A: [$ }% x$ q

9 z: o9 u! d1 p& ]9 k19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time., U5 M1 _% o/ E- {! X$ w0 Y: O
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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, A6 J- g8 j  V7 h( b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.$ F& Z! s2 ~% N+ d. @

2 A1 Z7 H9 D( W0 v& ^6 t- K23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.! H$ q0 q. k. D9 V5 D
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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5 i/ W; _6 }, E% D& ~25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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