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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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; j$ V1 Y1 D/ ?& F+ B2 I7 _# ~+ N. `2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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& d$ l; M, A% V3 ~- y( W: h p7 a' @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.5 ?3 b/ X) P. C, g5 d( w
! [9 Y/ M6 t2 _ { I4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 ~, m+ T9 U% B
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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- s9 s$ y* D' K: K4 g/ q& u" G6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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& L3 X* J8 W$ s8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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/ E, V: F! X1 Z i. @, M" L7 k11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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q0 ]$ I$ {5 C, O1 U2 E1 q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ u" m! Q% s: e z3 P" a4 T0 Y% N
8 J7 n+ D2 B5 e- h% n! U& A2 M15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.+ Q6 D8 z7 ]* [& I4 t: y6 u9 S
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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. _3 q1 e; N) N% Y7 v; l: u) g18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- v) d6 x0 `5 M: w* K& R
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.( n' a7 T9 U- R& G8 A/ `
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.. o6 Q% d0 c; ]0 ^) ~0 |
2 O% h3 Y% d9 M/ ^ `5 G21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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* ~) H% n1 g+ ` h" I22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* Y& W! H5 c$ |6 t
$ S, G6 @* |5 i( ^& N1 {+ n23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: [; b; Y8 n0 W3 o! j) ~6 C! T
; B3 {: u* u2 f0 p) q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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