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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 ?$ n2 F, `" m, f/ H
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.* `6 ?* a9 [8 e2 B- j1 B
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; n" E5 h2 g" P- j8 v3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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: ~1 R3 v' \0 n* z6 s4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* m, b* B$ _. J
2 k* _2 e/ ?% r0 j' @- g, Q5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 P3 l0 o; n! I* i) X6 L4 f6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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: o. U, H0 o3 U! j& j; }: d7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.' J, b; ?9 n% z
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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U) ]' M, b1 G* e7 h0 b' s& v# d11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.: u, o: Q6 b# G5 O B$ m+ @
, z/ }0 m. Z n- C3 R# a! s12.) Super glue is forever./ T* G. [& l( q. J0 `7 v
4 [8 X7 r, u$ J" ~$ M13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.0 ^$ \$ N& Q5 J6 Z
" C2 v7 k5 R! r d1 C" @% v14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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9 x7 u4 c% r2 q& o) C I9 ^15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.4 C/ Z* [8 n2 y/ [7 L5 x$ }0 ?! @& ?
1 V) B+ m L) T8 I4 M16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.( k5 @) ]* r6 {# j+ r i0 F# e
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.# a- R( _/ {4 @1 R3 h# H
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.2 h0 J4 c: U' B" D, }
j4 l& [+ M/ T, b20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.! |; S/ z1 [5 R" A; N. E% ~
! s/ { _+ d' R. Y9 Y) v6 v* s' W21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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0 y3 M: h3 h* ~, q* Z0 l22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. S' ?! o9 p$ |8 W# Y8 _
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.# Y" R- @8 Y! }5 P! x, [
( q9 N. }! W7 f$ v. v$ g {24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 J! y: k O4 p* u
Z: B2 U9 a4 `! T0 b6 m) I& Q# k25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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