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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...2 C7 v9 y, Y5 Q" h+ S" _7 J
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* v/ _ P/ A" d7 c- @$ k; @6 X1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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) @- i9 t+ R* S! H* S! `$ U2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( K( \: n3 u- x# G8 t! H1 w$ o
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ U* {) U @. J
4 i: O. o; `. _0 y6 B. `4 i4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ _9 V2 t j3 q
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.: F8 f g$ g4 b5 f' T
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 R$ D" O+ J+ F3 K1 Q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.) ?# I2 P$ z; V( t
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies." H6 t! f) |; ?0 |4 g* u% h7 F5 W
z3 v- l8 L. u! A2 W' J; ^+ {1 O10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 ^0 i: d9 `& C! J
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving., j( U4 i. x1 s) K' X
/ |5 z+ O2 k) z+ U* L( Q18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.& ]& Y0 x& [$ ~' ^# b# M
5 V: `; K! Z8 ~* k22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' x3 [6 V% Z) a8 t. q3 ~7 b
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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