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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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( q( X2 X8 ~9 h3 m& _1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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b* [( ]1 L0 |, R3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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7 M2 ~4 n$ C1 V. Z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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2 d$ K8 G; ?* S1 G: U( v6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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. c% f, e( j# m2 ]7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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0 X6 {6 I0 T. m( B7 q8 ]8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it., J& V; r0 d" t+ O% U/ O
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% Q3 n: W% m' b/ P& T
' c% I! {% c9 A. y10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.7 n& M5 M. k+ q4 h
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.# _. u3 X9 {4 t+ ^4 Y
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& f! u0 b4 w* B" A
1 B" h) ^5 n' @" S' s14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.6 r0 R6 j5 I7 Z) n, `6 z1 k" S# S& O
2 n5 f r( K9 }% c! {2 x. M15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ ^0 \; y7 h1 N8 N- W
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; T: ]& V7 @- L2 ^7 M# i
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 Y5 P+ c+ A% n5 @, w
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.# ^ E7 B" X( r4 T* s
9 y1 k" ]2 T& j. a$ f8 ^19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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& V% R/ d, Z9 J& _# w+ s20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.$ e4 b% i3 t5 L% s0 R' K( E5 m
# X5 I5 S8 S( ]21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., d/ U2 V7 _$ w6 p7 x8 s0 R" d+ K
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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