Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

( K" s( t1 B2 m/ ?; j4 I% kWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

$ |6 Z2 m' X1 V7 |/ n1 H2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. O( g+ p) L% ]5 W3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

' }2 p4 |* z: E) T& Q) N3 o( }5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

# C9 l9 e/ k8 G# B4 r/ Z! l6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8 O  F+ S- f0 s8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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& S/ K- f5 V* L5 L5 z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

3 [7 Z" g+ V, d8 V( P1 q" l" I! E3 u+ E13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

8 q$ i/ A! U0 ?0 W, y: ^7 e( C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

% o& }. T( F" F7 I17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

& {% \$ q. y5 S5 B5 s  Z* A19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

* b4 p& a2 y8 V7 k! N5 n) z* X1 V8 A20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

: r' y+ Q3 A) z8 L8 L21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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