Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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$ _1 |7 C$ Z2 h; c" Z' K2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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! I# [% ?+ M4 p) e$ g3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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* C7 O  D6 U- r* A10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

6 R; g5 i+ m6 [11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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% Z! N7 z/ d( P0 h% [# X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

+ c5 r* P* D& P& A; E, o15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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! s7 C7 b" h: E% x7 f22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

1 N8 s% _% n4 {( Q1 p. ]1 y1 B* F23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. l5 w3 d. o0 s/ X6 h7 [* z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- A6 Z4 R1 ^- R" Y; _$ A. s; s2 b& r25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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