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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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' P% ], w+ T8 A9 F. S3 l3 r) u O1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) o, U! P- y+ u% W4 P" z) k7 K" e, b
2 `% G! B; a% @# o- v2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.: ?- [3 o, n! G/ D- f/ A& E( F
4 O. c) H4 |4 r" K4 s5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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% K! ~) I$ j) ` S2 p: c' B8 Y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 A U3 K8 G! t8 o; h, Y7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 i; b* y' O) M$ c
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.! r7 Y' U" u: ]/ d
. ?+ J( U6 l+ N( |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.+ L$ _9 t8 U @$ z* Q
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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! z! H& V/ C' T, H: I+ G7 A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 [* `( A' b* S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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0 [8 Z+ q6 s7 t, T16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 L1 p' X) W' L! s2 t9 p6 m
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.8 v9 O4 o1 H' Z' U
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.) m% r0 s5 p4 e0 Y
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 B; M. U- p" q8 a# \
' u2 f+ s! d, _! Z- ^0 s w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.; f' T8 n# ^2 _3 \5 n
: c) M! u# K2 ^) T22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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, Y* r! X' T5 ?$ k23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. A; T! \( y: U- e
3 s$ n3 g# P" Z$ B8 ?) @! i24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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