Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1 i* B: w5 @8 O: @0 {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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0 h% ?# m7 d. j) n- n  Q7 ], t5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

; p- @2 a) J$ X7 w& o9 X; z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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) D3 V1 ?8 r" r10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

$ l! p1 A$ O+ _7 S2 ]: l14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

8 X7 r: |0 n: J) D, T15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

( I! d5 r0 K/ _5 o9 s/ E1 B, e16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

3 f: I6 }, D" s- i, X, `( W17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

& A. a' ^; T5 u0 |* ?' a; ]18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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: c0 I/ J! C8 a+ g0 R  \19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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4 k) z/ o* B' A  G$ z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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7 S" ]) [( J$ i8 @+ R2 P2 g7 a22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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