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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. g+ s4 s; D& D1 P$ \0 [" S( }
+ e p- O6 H9 `$ b/ p* j2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.& M6 P2 [6 |. [4 P
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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* ]2 K4 t# b' f) c$ I. @4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 O$ V( v! r* o# y! [
% L$ e! K- u' {3 @( V5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ t7 j9 [6 Q3 Z) S2 X
x1 O% h* [1 q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.1 v: D6 H* _( R8 {( ]
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 N# P, J. ^( ^3 K$ d# q0 P
7 s5 y" u' y4 o2 _+ O8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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; g, g2 U9 a% g8 |, X1 a/ `0 ]! o9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.8 C2 X* m! M& d; h7 t
4 }$ l2 d0 k, }/ T; ~6 E) O. ?13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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8 p M* L% J7 B \, x* }8 G14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! n1 X- G. G& E
5 |6 j) @! f' @8 D0 X" @# z6 a15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ h2 L S Y$ L' g) l' S+ P4 b# Q
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 j+ G8 X' r; L. b& _
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.1 ~5 y8 k) x6 Y* }+ N9 W Y
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.& z7 m% g* s. e0 f6 ~& ^6 i0 l
, b8 a; E5 J/ W23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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+ A8 L; [: B3 K+ ?24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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: V0 |; o: p9 f2 z+ R25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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