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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 P7 C) R9 h9 D4 b; I
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9 }6 [$ `3 Z* T! r5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ H( Z+ ?8 |9 O0 k4 I
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.# ^' e8 z0 h8 X% y; p+ U
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.) d: F O$ z7 u9 s/ q/ d! ~
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.: m6 `6 d$ N; R: w3 L. I
' t( a, p1 r8 N4 w! |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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P* D Y+ d0 d$ O7 q( \, l12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water., L @ ?+ Q: u% u1 }7 u% |( ?$ w3 o
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.5 |. p, C I& Z6 e
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.& x$ N1 ~' x& O: }
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) \! t' o2 Q; Y5 f- p5 J# g17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.6 ?& d/ n% x6 }$ ?) z
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.7 d6 k2 D @' Q, R: L( j
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. G, L. A" i5 }: S! S; V9 }: _5 R. k6 B
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 q3 }6 Q8 I" }" S
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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0 T: P2 I0 Z& q1 j8 Q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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