Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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0 m) Q' f: H7 r6 z; p& BWhy boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

" ], F5 d0 Q7 u. m7 e/ B3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

3 L; \# F6 [8 t' r& K5 c4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

3 c- f; j) m7 l13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

2 y3 t6 l  y' `14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

% l& S) \7 u# F( h5 I15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

1 ^/ I& [  x& u& D0 S. h# P: H16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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3 _9 p8 Q' Q; [+ ~+ {8 D, m18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ g% n+ K. \7 Q1 |19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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