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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& s$ k2 }9 H& a+ j
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: V8 b3 Q( {2 I
2 w9 @4 n& J6 Z) {2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- u$ P) h& N( c* e! S- r9 b2 T3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 I% r4 c+ F) s
/ C' }0 N" j r3 Y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! |) i* b. C/ [+ P0 m9 z
8 e2 H2 t) D2 n8 x2 Y4 Z2 i( P! q5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ K8 d3 R0 b; L6 w% x1 M. b8 B" R
- `% P! k1 b, `0 y6 S$ U6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.8 M' ]: F! h- D7 q, ~/ x' j
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.; Q4 y/ M9 V3 v# h
0 Y5 G ?7 e' p: z8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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. d( z0 c; E [5 _3 q g/ r; n9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 r# u. t" M' w
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.7 J- f6 [: h9 K0 c: \1 f
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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1 {; G9 h4 G* {+ Q1 B12.) Super glue is forever.+ I, G9 | x! I
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. |2 Z% @5 v7 `4 G; Z" \
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ \) u/ K; l, u! m+ p' V
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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& [' p& o F& X! m; M5 u- q0 ]16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.* m. i+ ^3 q# K$ d1 B2 P4 w
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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5 _6 ~1 Z" g4 t+ [3 b18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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! Z# j( l+ n: R. p* V7 n" @19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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+ `3 A, j% M( j$ e, `+ G3 P20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy./ C; v' X* l/ }- V/ `: r. R* `
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 n( W$ A; e: s( I% ]; b, v$ k4 d! z
0 U* o" i; U/ D; S) h8 K23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ L. e6 Y. E& J' K+ D
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- a# ]1 Y- w" R/ {9 {9 d% j25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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