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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! g b. x9 g3 l7 |; [
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8 u+ k% i& h6 P; d$ l6 Y* ]" L1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2 j1 c6 t+ E7 ^/ L& a2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite." I; G# x3 _" s) t) P! O4 \2 o! T
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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6 Q. a6 L; M `/ h4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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0 C9 ~/ F* {/ ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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p& o7 {5 x2 f4 Q) [+ Z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% }" x$ `5 M3 a2 {& X
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.% ~$ ^* o+ U( ?0 w& V: G
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.2 ~; T& z! U) S9 p5 J
4 G+ \ `. a, r! d H# C10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( b) v) T: L" m
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 T, `# [/ V0 s- |
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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0 ^' X) M) B8 S* j! p6 g13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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1 D C1 c6 f/ |+ V15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.. a; x. l* Q& m) {+ _* [- A
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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$ J, M& j- l( n+ S; ]18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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( G/ m4 }1 S& t" m2 h. n- q/ O9 |19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.( Q! U: I% {) ^6 E
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4 E, N7 l/ i- ^! f21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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0 I4 l: u6 J" m, m! R- e, G22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% ~: x1 s9 p" b, n23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.5 P7 \/ F. A: J4 Z
3 a" x( _* f" k- X2 b8 m25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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