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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 M3 u# J# G+ ?0 q l
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.- M9 s+ l H' ^! m. `0 T
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., k7 A0 v- [" h+ }- R% T+ a
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way., l: t/ I' I5 f# x
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies./ N4 w& `1 ?9 D0 R, O# U. m, _
8 W- O$ e' o6 t: a) ~" q8 i% i10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence., W& g* e8 d A( h2 W
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12.) Super glue is forever.% N$ u, o" m1 F% y! X! X
# [ `8 R0 R* G7 @/ X+ W13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ Z$ H+ |* x# G ]; c
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 X; f' t6 M: o: R
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. ? ^5 w9 Y( e4 M8 o: k4 k6 s
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ ~" m% M- b5 }7 P0 d
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time., [$ s1 f( Y e
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy." w) j' b. T& K
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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: Z+ A2 l8 d, ]) @! h# `( a$ d25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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