Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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) a' s* t) P* q  [: d/ z: L1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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1 M$ A: z! _  F  K2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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! k+ C3 M- u; k5 B5 u3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

& S1 `: h9 b" z. R2 z: U# E8 e" }6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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& u: t2 R: U2 q& l7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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# e; x8 L* N, z& ?- `8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

7 ?7 E- h) e; K$ r  w  B8 f9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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4 z' x% x  }- B10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

5 m* X- R& G  N13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

4 i% _0 b% R1 P' M3 p15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

$ K8 l4 H: G! ?17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

+ d" Z* c, [- s6 Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

8 v; o2 K# S0 j* x! p  z21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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4 T1 |9 q8 u7 g2 s  T# K25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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