Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


6 @8 U- Y6 R) i7 a& p0 Q8 R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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( O" x+ j9 x+ U2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" ]4 o0 r* f; g  B. n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

: ]6 ?! E3 N& C' {8 @5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

% @5 ]  t! L5 T2 \1 R6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

: Y3 I* X) i2 S% Z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

3 t3 ^% J, ^% C11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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$ m/ B8 M% K2 ~1 U8 d12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

; l2 f! m9 A' [) T# ~' T14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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1 [5 s1 y# ]8 `3 ^19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

- W7 D" g( w# f" V1 C- ^0 }. t22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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