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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...0 {% F) w- U5 [. q3 ?7 v, c# g* F5 R
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+ h. K0 e! c+ c6 |2 e1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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# C; |' B9 B$ g% P& c9 y6 }# `* I2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.$ \+ F2 R5 U" f
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ R% i% x6 B- `0 ]6 ]
4 T/ Q8 c3 Q. f- y2 A+ `! V4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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* R) K" H7 O- ?3 ?3 b5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.* \/ T; n P* y( R6 ]
3 W5 E3 O2 @8 o- D, e7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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3 J/ c+ {1 n2 H7 F6 @; G2 p10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.! @. }9 o! E( O8 v& n
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.% [5 ^4 L8 `# _
3 D$ S+ B/ C' k0 d12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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$ m1 _) J1 u& J9 o, S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 `. H4 Z4 @8 v2 p4 i
0 o3 J D0 k7 G: j: n2 D3 W16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.# _, I6 n' u7 s7 f
1 V3 a8 J+ {0 g) p$ a) P" w0 g17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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Q- Q0 p6 O/ o% w: s19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.9 l/ J3 \* y$ U
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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* ^' t3 e/ a% g$ T# O% x21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 v8 g! m) j9 g5 c2 ]# j0 F- L
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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. \% e* ~1 M' G) C4 {, S' J23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.+ x+ ?0 D& o0 Z( s
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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