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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.- n$ n# P0 K/ D+ W& ]1 P
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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" u6 p1 U! ^' ^; b% F5 {( d: u# W' G5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% q) [" e. I9 Z. V* Q0 w' g
( A8 A6 ^3 D; W) R. J* @6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.' `8 ~( y8 a$ V! w# p# z5 [
0 v# P4 h# i6 x. |9 k2 @8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 g, Q& F& ]4 W) `8 F8 v. h) q
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- R& g, `% L( y2 M% h
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.3 J: x- y/ M; y
$ q: x/ T0 D7 T! _ [* ?2 P8 V11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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* t5 M9 x+ Q/ K1 q/ K' v9 x13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' Q+ Z6 ]8 {# n8 r) ]
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do./ k& h v3 q) r3 x
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.; A7 C: X; [! B+ X: j
4 N. c# f" c9 Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.9 Y/ I" D0 S) y q; |
: [! i) Z6 ]6 V! `! o" s( D J19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* N# c" f# D* [# V# N" x- s
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 Z( d( P1 O+ z6 n6 g- X2 m. m
+ A8 p" y$ m5 W: T0 r: D: K1 K22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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