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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.  S! u" R1 h) d/ b" s. F
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ ^% [/ G+ e1 `1 W

2 q! O; S# H) u4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' p& R7 G% e' y+ v+ e% U8 O
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.  x6 M( s9 j! U2 e1 I( g' n8 A+ n. }" _

. A: w& s; Y" w6 D$ W. y9 g6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 ]' o- _! J5 w: z/ g6 m6 M( M* v

$ H2 O: o2 Y# z! G" J( |) T0 Y7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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1 V' F7 H" N' \" l) O8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.- j$ y. Q) j( [3 P# ]- o

5 Z; N8 y& E. A$ C  |* x; {9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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- F, E1 ^7 |. q7 \% \6 v/ @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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# b  u- L9 z# c! S9 F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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; A* x2 _. K$ {# N3 e; e$ _12.) Super glue is forever.
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! t8 D0 R, O  D13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ x+ m6 c! o( c2 J% Y

5 ?4 N7 J" y' @) v: ~14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving., x% L8 H6 L/ m! j9 E" s4 @% }
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.  z2 h  c/ W; R8 f5 A

3 C1 M2 P, x! m! g1 a* c  V19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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" d8 M% W0 ~& A/ Z; ^, P7 |20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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4 |( p, P" j/ `2 o! U4 C" m* n22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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2 h/ a3 f8 R$ L; O% w23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% K0 y" L4 g& F! j- n, x( f

3 w, }( K  {& b25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

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