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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 o3 V5 L% H/ z0 s$ S) \" u
$ {: x0 t9 T% Q/ d2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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7 i# M, [; r% [- E' z! @! R6 h+ G, A5 {3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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8 `; a/ \. Z5 w. R6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% G8 }8 v/ X& U
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8 E4 T9 V& u- L, X" @8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& P5 D2 n p5 j) V) K6 `9 Y/ s8 N
+ c5 D- a6 x6 f6 A9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.# n+ s! h0 h) q3 y+ y/ {/ B5 N
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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4 Q) q( i+ |* J0 T) T/ T11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. N/ t6 Z7 a, O8 _( y- d; u
) U) k" R7 Z, Q2 [12.) Super glue is forever.8 H* f/ ?# { \ C) ]' T% a
- |, ]+ b5 w& P4 ~" p' [, Z13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.* Z6 I | |$ [ d V! ]
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 s* |' j3 V8 \# g
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.' f1 b! p7 }6 h/ J
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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% L( x$ {9 s* v18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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5 y4 U {; u# G; m! ?22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.$ u1 t' O# Q9 n7 y1 @
6 I: E# B+ H" Q5 B" s8 p' C23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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; g/ L& d/ \* v5 o7 k1 C25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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