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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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6 }' i7 K: |7 H' t' H6 i) D7 ^: n1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 A6 |3 z5 s2 m0 d$ t. X7 t" q2 ^
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.7 Z" W# d- r+ Z8 Z( a8 Y
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 |' T7 l+ w% ]
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.7 e8 z" P7 t# ]; j
& F1 ]9 h6 `: y' p6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.) J- c/ A3 Y( Y+ b# G
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j& _ B2 G$ Y* W1 w$ i4 |8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.7 _% ^# X7 F. t. K* O
o; \* @: U6 z, m8 q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% N) r/ |; j" W' n4 A( r4 W
0 u1 s- L! t% B3 l$ x2 p) w10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.6 h2 Q4 l) ~) w- E7 w2 d) S
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence./ ?5 L5 o5 y# c6 V' p+ j' e) |
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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1 V7 W1 _0 k% ^* Z" l; L7 n% X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.% Z2 T8 r ` P* E
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.+ [7 M3 ]. d9 S: D2 }
; t5 ^# v# W( s) d, Y17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.+ c# T& ?7 q" B9 I7 u3 n( W$ s9 s' o9 `
5 T- O4 W7 K, p! Y/ t) a) C5 X- B, m18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% |3 K% i$ N3 p% `2 D
8 U' K/ r- l6 x' | q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens./ B) H- F" H; q/ c; H$ A
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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0 _3 [" r! ?. q# W21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 o, G& {+ y! o! Q7 B
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.9 J' I! m: d6 a8 t
2 x9 g8 c1 r, y24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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