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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.: J- g+ q' [4 ]7 v3 Z& f+ z

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! ~3 @1 Y2 w& n% P8 Y# ^. r
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.% Z! X# t& d6 C' y7 H) A8 t) a
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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3 z- i: G- k9 n1 U6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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6 q# w) X% Y/ ^9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.  Q% Z/ `* Q: Z+ {# v
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.  d  c$ K. {  D5 ?5 l- g

1 _6 [% v9 o1 v3 }, i12.) Super glue is forever.% ^. P  ?, l! x4 B- n, E0 H
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.. s: F+ V0 m0 e, ?2 N4 ^1 ~

# f4 V# L0 M" l$ D# \1 e15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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" H/ ?% Q- j6 g1 _/ S5 h# f20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ A2 r  G" I$ b/ N* ?
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 ~4 e4 M& y6 S0 ?0 O' u9 O% l" N
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ u$ e8 M+ ?  F0 U: i7 `4 o* G9 a

, k, ]  k/ i1 I! Q  @& h25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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