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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.7 V- v c7 G5 q* N+ a5 @
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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: f% n# X- ~7 s4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.+ j2 a5 z2 ^+ ^4 V6 Z8 N
7 u j) i. T5 ?7 |: T; {/ o. _5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late./ L# ~1 E# j4 m
- e0 N2 L) |3 W8 g }8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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6 P( T- l* ~1 `3 h" d10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.. _, T2 Y; L* T* s" x6 a
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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# b$ G4 a/ K0 F u: i12.) Super glue is forever.
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. a& i. H, }5 n* ]13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.6 |& f4 \! E7 [3 a& _
k4 Q' E" ~- K: ~2 I: O H" X' S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.* Y% z, t/ e8 N ]1 g0 F6 h! u( M3 D
/ M8 d. q: w* f+ e16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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- Q7 F b* n+ w* M17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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6 d! M: d; a P) D$ |1 R' g' C% m18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.9 f( w9 C W* t: Z$ _3 a
3 S$ C! V+ c1 g2 z5 J0 i8 q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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6 G, {" k3 H1 t20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.% { C4 ^2 A; k6 T# }
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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5 C# ] E: |* t, ? J24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 ]0 m9 o6 G O3 M, _25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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