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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& L7 t @2 R7 s! ^1 e3 v* ]6 X
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4 W2 c0 q- W, @! [5 N5 E: E4 `1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( C# a. o2 c) G! g1 e$ a# ~$ e3 ?
5 `: H! R5 \: G. n6 l3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 i, T+ ?4 {* _' f/ \, x
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 r0 z3 r3 _3 W
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.# }/ y2 S5 o$ a
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 o2 u( E5 U( T0 X8 k* S
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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3 n; _+ n1 {6 [" Q; v! ^9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.1 E$ {, S4 d; j7 K. }% g
. v+ N) ~; f- \" ^$ R- j10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; w7 n/ a+ O. W- T7 X: h, G0 r
) x1 V" B) d4 R! O! S$ \) T( Y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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. ?) b! T4 e0 c& D, R- B {' d13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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7 O0 f; M& x5 U7 A( W7 c16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.) X3 U% M5 [4 V }2 @+ A. E4 {
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.: [2 u9 s# |0 l9 r
2 g0 o: g4 u+ ]18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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: k+ J4 j, s4 c2 S19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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1 E' w+ V7 ]! Y8 ]8 x20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( P! z2 y4 S$ b4 T2 f# k
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.6 e# Y/ ^& C( h( H
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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