Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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% x+ L/ `9 ~6 j1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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3 E2 ]9 T7 n) C5 ~2 u, q2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

) d: t' p: t- m5 u( K$ R( T7 ]% y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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4 a9 b5 t0 F, X& p4 x# H/ z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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4 j! M; I) {- P5 k- @3 P8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

: k5 S; P5 M% d, U# v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

9 v4 H9 V' Z6 u% v6 @/ G10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

& ~- O( |. |3 Y12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

8 L6 i* s/ D2 x: f1 p8 L14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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- |- m1 {" g4 U9 d15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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% ~. f/ J3 x' E5 |( Z  C, b, [1 g16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( f, `7 c9 i! ?  k$ y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

, I4 _1 ~' Z* L' S24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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