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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 m# {, _( P2 z
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.# I) H$ F* v. m+ G8 P' M
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.' k0 @2 B# m& n+ O
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 E* [ f, e, M1 J- ] d
! s: w1 w2 p7 }. @, e4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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9 Y* O1 X2 G" F; ]* z( D7 b5 U5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 u+ w8 \" `& L: `. S
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.# b, ?- K5 m# s! k
9 v" `# |4 l1 }9 T3 O" V( X10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.# x* P F9 e b3 e% @! ~4 D
7 i" u2 X5 w! d6 a3 l11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.2 R# n7 {4 @' b* `, g6 T4 _& H# X
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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4 _4 Y0 {9 B4 C. O# ~( j14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.; X0 C \8 T) G* v4 y8 ?
: H9 s4 {+ G/ P2 q7 |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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6 u o; D- X: L1 u9 f& @18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ b2 |& Q. R5 O, }" s& }
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 N' F- e) T. K) p
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.3 o, |$ j: z4 _% a: T4 j' @9 \- C" y
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 u' R: |4 p* U+ n* ^" F1 L3 O* k8 w
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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