Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

# i4 Q/ e: T& |' _, S$ \3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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% W, U7 S! K3 C# A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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- k& H) L* @8 s' G# ?: l5 k4 i7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

8 @! r! P2 o; o/ N: R4 a9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

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- E4 Y- d1 V2 H) ~! ?6 n" B13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

( z' J5 B% p  H+ f2 N8 d0 R- L5 k14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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+ `0 l0 q. O" |/ W6 E16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

) ~" I# E3 y3 r# i9 \" e  H17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

; @+ |, C$ z  E8 p, S9 M20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 Q9 D& D6 t7 M% r. B21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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  O$ B2 z/ `) p! g. ^23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

& o( L- R0 o; O6 q) F24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

" |( l& ~: I1 c25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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