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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! y1 `" K! ^* R( c( g
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% z$ s9 g6 A, _' B' k: }9 R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. O% M; q: n' k4 C
4 }" C8 X" y! a1 S+ c2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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x0 ~# P* l+ f0 i1 h1 K# O4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.8 a6 e4 d& }1 k) |1 \, R; d
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.7 L4 \- @& X0 O3 N
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 f( X) t+ H- X7 i; G" M
* E# J, p% T! a8 d$ X7 Q' p9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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9 i) ?4 v% B+ C; \+ ^12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' M( c9 x+ }# H# g
7 A- G" l) u! A9 z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 Z; P8 T- W L7 `, h8 ^
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." L& N$ m8 N% Z3 Z
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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- Z c, J4 @7 ]$ v r18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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2 R# p, e3 Q4 w1 b0 }21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.- X) Y4 K5 m8 p3 u9 l
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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" N* Z2 d6 w% f) h1 [ X) {3 x25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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