Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! Z: S4 F7 [& I6 G4 R3 o- j2 ?( p/ M1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

% h# F$ q1 M; h7 n/ M" j. R3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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6 W2 d: P  C2 D7 F. h4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

. b3 _2 c$ p- X% @3 W  m8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

, k) G. ^: i4 ?* y! }10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

8 B5 @+ F. T( G3 {' n% s! r3 h: |13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 l% H5 r* A) S# a% O: R15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

  b' D+ H$ o% T# d# ]17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

: C' Q, Y6 l2 j" u' U8 ~18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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9 `% R9 b$ k: b+ ~7 [6 b2 q5 P7 w19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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  {' ?: G7 k& W) B: o23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

# {8 V2 @, `. w  J5 q1 l$ n25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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