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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- z2 J7 ^; J1 v3 h g: a
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1 M+ W6 v7 P1 r- T: R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. C5 i( g. y2 \8 r0 d
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.8 p1 C5 |1 ^0 C
" ]5 ?/ x1 _, d" p- t* a2 Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 H5 i- x& a- q/ `0 I6 K4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.2 Q7 S6 ]; X3 T' K! n" `, h( k! q! a
( r! O% i6 U! O5 d, t! q1 A* `0 H6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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f/ |5 w! X9 j3 g1 ^, f! u0 _7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.' f: j0 Y9 @; J( Q3 Q" T: F6 p1 B
2 H7 k% e- \$ ?3 B. U$ e. t0 j/ Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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. h) v8 R$ F: i. L8 F' i8 }11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& p' D6 W( w( ~3 r7 g" J
. g* i7 ?& a+ b2 R( X: Q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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' ~& s* W, p0 c16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.0 I( ]3 e& ^& d2 z/ ?0 H/ L
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.. T7 M9 @( G$ ?. T$ R. ~, d
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.& ~7 k' C4 F. V9 B0 [* E8 W
/ k- R) [8 u# V; t7 m! f19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! F; S4 T9 j# V, G; V& T* k9 m
$ B. `5 w1 B0 G2 e7 F% S20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.& x# t. n; [ e2 n' z
0 h1 W; c3 c+ j, ]* t Q21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.$ s9 n# r4 N6 r/ [% G2 g; s+ D8 i
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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