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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& O# r ?7 {1 f( W* S" E
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" W0 K/ T4 M! [! E- S5 \1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.0 @0 h9 I6 |- o4 H$ g; z# r' W/ \
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.- t7 T5 T- {% ^ s6 S$ K, x4 _
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 Y' K3 A7 k4 g) l6 z B
2 i' p7 e- ^/ P. Z& y( e* z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8 G/ C7 P; W/ R. p( n c* H3 `8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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! ^" X, y$ ~1 U) y9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% s! ^- N& p3 D/ P$ {
$ \5 m7 u( a( l& A! k% t10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.* w% j/ @$ v6 S1 |7 d+ ?( H% X
6 E. D. _7 K s9 }" O9 K11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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& y, N: E; \5 ?! E+ g12.) Super glue is forever.) Y/ a( o M+ H" ^8 }0 h
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.% r& l( n) W( F/ J5 \% \
( y. A" b# E5 T" r+ G. W3 R z1 _17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; t. k0 t# i1 j3 F2 }6 g$ b1 w
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.9 w8 n+ E2 X$ b5 k5 e
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.5 \; |9 W; U7 \# L
6 s" ?. a+ f. b/ }; W7 u- [: |21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." L D" M5 c$ ], S8 Q
+ n) }! a% _3 v( z2 }* |22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.+ r* T- F% b7 U4 _
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. }( k! p+ _+ n' B/ X
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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