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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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: u& C) A+ J5 x# o1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.0 u# J/ \& O! x, K& J
' N2 m* G& q& z/ w8 C+ U2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant./ E! I% L7 M/ _- |+ ~9 g M, o
0 I4 j0 ?7 @6 x4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* k8 _0 v) L5 ~
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.) U2 C& c- Y: ^: {7 g4 X
2 S7 T+ q$ e+ K8 U7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.2 S6 p) i; e% c! _& a
9 K; Y" @' ^, B9 f, \0 n6 u8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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, }: s* `4 O) }; N9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.. Y1 i+ D; `2 Z" ^" j
0 K* V. s" y8 G% a* f- {! q, \11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.7 W8 g- Q* K1 X& i7 {& I( }% q8 R
1 O# Z* G- \0 w3 B/ T14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 K2 O' Q+ Q1 Q' y
$ U' E; o0 Q8 q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.0 F9 R/ m! g/ T: f: k; M5 ]+ k7 N
! P, O* P, ^, V* J" s& O, Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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, x! }$ ]+ C# r3 H2 k! ^21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( r% n$ f2 H+ C5 I. e# q- F Q
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.$ c9 a" F" ]- d% C9 i: i! Q- E
+ q! t. J) u8 \" p23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; M( W4 C7 W; Y9 ^3 g% ~1 @
) \$ I/ d6 c5 {2 S8 U24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 ?: E& M) {, [! \& ~
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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