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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...8 J! Y0 d& F! j; s8 u" T
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.# o3 U% U ^) Q% {! `( l
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way." x E# J8 f0 l/ E0 h- k
: z( h( r/ `8 a2 f- Y8 q9 o9 v6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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( L+ \: r! h) `- t: o6 }8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.! Y5 W, K) U- ]
2 b2 c+ D5 f. E0 R, r8 `$ L9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies." ~0 i2 v ^ i/ B' O. B2 Q
$ X" ~! f/ b' U; z2 f10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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( n" O; D) F9 c2 o3 p) \11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.! d6 _" e/ z$ J; \: @/ P6 R! R
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12.) Super glue is forever.6 l4 O" j: A1 n0 U0 H6 | J: H
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' s: C6 B" w, ~3 O& [8 j/ {
X/ J4 B' v3 s4 s3 V2 ^, U. j, e14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.% I; R+ U$ `" C7 {! P
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.6 }- _% a9 C1 K
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; W- T4 J* i" [% A
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." E+ n5 }" [7 {
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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4 f. L+ \: E+ v19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens./ D$ S6 a* ~/ x B/ R
$ ~4 O# j/ Y( T/ N20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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X) @7 D/ T* j. x4 U6 P) O0 J! k23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.* B% E( \- w! y- n0 t! s
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 C* J1 B8 D- r3 v: @% T
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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