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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1 \, g M1 r2 G2 i6 Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 m p1 z# p$ L1 Y
5 q' K" ^4 P) R7 [$ D/ ]0 V. u2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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& r* \) _3 A7 w3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 j5 B% i4 x) i& @3 G6 S- x
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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+ u4 b: B# Z: Y0 x; B4 j z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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% A5 J% q0 C M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 N& f5 Z0 {$ m' X. e
+ U) e# n6 B1 ~' A7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late., V- K+ ], i/ A) H
/ F u) f2 z) l2 W4 |9 c8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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! _7 m3 M7 T7 W) f. u: L# f9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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2 B" k8 T6 z& f' D! o11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.4 g1 P5 {. o$ \/ h7 {0 t7 U
$ R/ d' p6 |/ U: b7 c" S12.) Super glue is forever." B6 @3 {. f6 L$ T
' Z) |) O1 }. R13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.4 Q9 N5 o) Z) i1 `# {7 T3 [$ g
+ \" Y8 _! U- x5 r9 ?( G8 b% |15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. ~, i5 c% y( {' O' }& G; \7 H4 g
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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I, }' x: m5 y D3 o0 C3 H17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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% p/ K) h) |5 G, `21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.3 c' P& o# I, I& n( H
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 a2 z( X8 ]# C: \* o! N/ N; W
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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9 l a9 {% U1 H/ T: [4 k25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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