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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# S% U- r* Y8 z8 t8 y/ F, R/ y) n
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5 L4 l- @# }. _4 e8 Q' g1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 W3 \! M/ [, [+ q0 w# U; ^% n- f
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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. X! G. U0 y3 f( H& G+ f4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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' K) n% f/ H `7 a- E% ^6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ ~9 w! R" d3 l# L0 p, _" ?' q
* W& a/ q( @7 q6 m5 W9 k7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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5 I; K( f& t) ]' t+ J8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 s& }1 V# G+ p5 x4 G" F
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ Z* W/ L5 Q, m7 y& l. W. X- M$ z
! n" H) X$ |( N" J11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. x% P' j( ~ Q2 U% M% ?
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12.) Super glue is forever.& j9 t2 n+ `5 ~2 S" o
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% G6 U% Z; X3 k4 X3 @& A
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ w- X+ Z8 ?! {. a2 Y
; E8 X5 i6 n! v# m; C# A16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 y2 r3 z) y3 ]8 [
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.: G& M# ?9 e/ |' g8 ~2 q" i5 d* w9 t
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.! m8 t3 M& f5 j% p
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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( G9 p# T1 a, s2 ]/ F* u21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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1 ~, E2 i* ?% F& s22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. B$ k8 l2 R" c/ _
' z2 d; F F- y9 [* q' [" t23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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