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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& q+ q: J* H# {# s" T$ v; N, ^
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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% ]1 R7 j0 t J: [. P3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.* A6 q! V. E, J& y% D8 h+ z5 S$ Q
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. \# V8 M: e: B
9 M. h6 B) a8 p7 `' I [; L8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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6 S& G* }- D5 g3 L$ j9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( k: J9 \) J) x9 u: ?! j% t
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' K0 E+ t+ J E
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 Q& \: K$ |+ ~. `. y5 d
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 _$ p# t1 p, {! W13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." h# t2 [3 V8 z. e( V, k
( a: n2 \1 S; E14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 j I, e7 o3 y
, w7 g" ]' D+ C6 b% @; P1 q: |0 @15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. V$ y& r2 V5 l% Q+ Y& W4 _* I1 d
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." k" f% h" P; H" t l* c. a/ q
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.0 b# y, U# p$ N- z
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ O/ ?. F+ f; K
( m( ^: R) Y& R% m* H19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.: ~( w2 M" J; c
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.) y0 b) B5 A# u+ Z# d* h
8 J* e1 o/ U: n2 a2 y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.6 W0 ]- b* K" r7 V5 d
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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