Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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, }) V  s( |$ @1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

+ {$ r: m, J5 O0 c: J4 Y% U2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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: G' F" O& Q7 c0 Y$ J* A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

( ^# R) X. U. q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

) E/ L: @8 N+ y5 C9 m, g9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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) e. T* o4 v8 n% b10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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& t, ]9 \3 A: ?; @* `& P" X& n! ~12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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5 `3 Y# W; k: Y16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

% J" V/ p  V$ c  f4 {17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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* G$ L% L/ U) x! Q  c$ H8 \18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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( C% z1 k% D/ Z  Y! H9 q" j21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

5 u9 ~; Z/ r4 L7 F* u; \, J22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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2 R( ?! `( @. A# t% Q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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