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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.2 I6 A2 ]& d% A
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.7 z: j2 |% a/ X5 @
7 x4 @% V1 I' O3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# t; k7 p* y2 a% C' Z
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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g6 y7 k! n0 T- O* z! O% M8 o5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% h8 w- Q. G) ]0 E
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; c5 v, N7 U8 }8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.4 v+ `$ |# A, J# s
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 f' K7 j0 [# F+ z5 H
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.2 u3 p# [1 X! M5 J) S9 j
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.1 v1 B5 Y, M) z( N0 a& f
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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/ v1 ^7 J/ e2 N4 s V- J14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 C( D8 U* }5 e0 |8 w' K V. j# o$ u
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- k2 `4 m8 X0 Z/ M9 {
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is." g' D& E3 M- m0 }
! ?2 i8 ?$ i; J8 Q+ j# ~$ q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.9 R; t! e7 r- u
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) T& \/ {% ]! @21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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* _6 e7 B. O0 ]4 J3 V- O22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% W) r4 l5 }7 [; W23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy." r9 Z% \3 [. e# u* m
: ^5 m, }; R% N2 H6 g3 d24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 i7 b$ \1 L- t& @# D% N7 R6 b: {
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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