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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... N# Y) U7 J/ E- v+ A7 ~
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.( r$ K# [7 x% U" Z
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# x7 I- q* p3 X+ [
3 O: a0 M f9 m4 ?* h V4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 d; `% I* j* a% m' e
( z7 D# _( N! O* u* L$ v5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way." |6 }: I! I. h8 K
; r" u. J/ {; j. k1 Y1 t6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan." D; z+ }: A3 {9 s; P
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.4 y: G+ c/ R8 M) E" O# ^
4 Y# H/ g0 {% M8 ?( f2 N8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 g' }9 z) y3 \0 p: d8 _
9 Y p% n+ O# [" x: [& _9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.' k" O; H! y3 c+ u
& `6 t+ C4 ?4 b1 t10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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7 u) [* W3 ^% r2 @6 p6 k% p) L( U6 a3 G11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.* A: N u( U9 z) j+ O
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, j2 L8 R3 O S1 N. U$ A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.( y% E* W! E K7 X& z. F
% H! j5 b1 r) R6 F15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ v. o1 n8 ^# b2 P4 \
4 O$ {9 F) u% q/ [0 x- G0 Y4 L4 e16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." V1 y' J, b3 F# R/ N0 Q
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& \' }# N' ^2 R. ^' o5 n- G3 n% c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% o: e6 a/ Q3 n; \
6 |8 g/ \' H- i* e' l- E19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.: x4 W, E& C, S/ E& j1 b
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( t# K2 I; o. s3 r: {
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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/ Z! ]& p' R- n; w. v24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids., R$ T) w0 X/ d# D) F' o. B
- a2 U, p* J7 T+ E25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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