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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." y# S/ K$ Q& r U( P+ @6 \
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) a- r3 Y1 L# Z* I3 O1 ?2 U1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.7 Q# I( J4 x4 m# c2 Q! F
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- @2 r, O) D( z- G% m9 @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.+ c% ]2 U. ~7 q2 [
+ g5 }9 b6 e* @, G% U5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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; u* D1 e8 q H1 a: G6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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+ L1 e& {5 j" G5 g) x; k* f7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.& U) Z) m9 K, [; ~" y3 s
4 m' | l3 k; X9 Y# o8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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" z$ N, s# C% k# {9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 v% x/ @0 k2 p% d0 F, e9 E
5 I9 A$ [ C' E& S# a$ E: x10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.7 c, o8 ~, [* M8 | h
! y N6 ]6 ]& N' X b" ^! Y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.4 L2 P, J( F: B" C2 j: G1 Y4 O( z
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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3 A J2 Y& V& j+ }: n" f15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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2 `$ I# V* @/ B8 M. l( V* [( u18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is., b7 r c6 { X4 _
; D5 K! C" Q+ }6 d# C9 p. g$ a19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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! W8 M. v+ ]( Q3 e20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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2 y" C. j( y1 v9 `22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.2 a: \' D. }# e7 r- [' l* r
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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7 C4 z: g. P" J# X25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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