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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...; R& k: B {1 t! q, ^6 }
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 `; S; Z! c y T5 q* e
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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% G& C7 k+ [3 z& W0 ?* X3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' `- c1 g2 T& l0 F/ z K1 N
# P9 h0 I& D' c- ~+ W. I9 J+ I5 r$ E4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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8 I) h+ p( f" @5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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, H6 |+ _: ~, y5 @3 G2 w& ?, X9 s6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.. `+ o; y' I; [# Q/ f) c" C8 R
( A# Q2 A" `" D: F5 i7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.% j0 p' N1 g/ J" N) }, O! p7 l
8 z3 n) t( x: D) v6 R8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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; l; ?+ k) H/ i# U) d10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.* B* O8 B6 ^5 h7 l9 B* h
; r$ P" {( m0 S* y+ F# D% U7 N11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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) l5 k5 {0 E4 N$ _1 N12.) Super glue is forever.* A% k5 u0 q8 p( F( \5 p
% S- t1 P& T- ^" D) g% `13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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+ _. r5 o l2 `2 C8 ]7 B( X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) n7 Y. H# O$ Q e G) h8 `
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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6 q B9 |2 ?4 [5 B16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes., I% [: ~7 h! d/ P, Y3 N
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% a2 u4 G, ?1 v p
4 }* ?2 q& k4 |" M' u18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 _3 h, O; I1 Z1 Y7 O5 g8 V8 X0 ~, n
6 ? N: l* ~% Z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. p1 W5 A/ l; E: F
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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: R2 h" X# y$ d9 B; F24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.& c! Y/ i% h$ m4 U* O* v# P# P0 C
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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