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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...9 Q! O, g5 x8 u# ?6 M, q
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0 O- L! c! m2 l3 F: s1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.$ U6 t+ ^: i/ a. Z% {
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 R( G! e. F* s" S; { \
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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3 |; y" c z4 X# _$ J4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.: e! _; E( k: x z
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' S8 Q' h0 i& p, O! b- X* g$ p
/ y$ A' g3 a E7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 X( F* a' |6 Y8 N/ C! Z7 y# Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 R4 a1 p8 h& z8 B6 K, m. S% j; e
3 K) k9 Q* u! P* K- d: t9 M5 J9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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# U! }6 {8 z, k0 W, [3 L8 c' P6 j10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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3 U5 A9 }2 ^1 e, B12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. S/ J! {' e1 w& E4 r1 j
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.$ ?; j% V. }) V0 h! K# f7 [
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ r4 p9 Z6 y$ b; m
' i! R6 l" ^# w9 G1 e5 b16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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6 ^, R- q. A. e' P3 i: O17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.0 r. A3 a: x4 ~' }
: U* Z ~6 q7 H18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is., x8 `4 K1 u9 Y6 m, `& l" b
- o: q9 i; g: F* }' U9 S h19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.+ j3 s4 G6 w' G. `2 ]
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ e& ~* ?9 N/ y E, B( Z$ Q- C
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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) s9 J$ x3 D3 z2 H' X/ y2 @' s23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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/ S6 R/ U6 b) u8 O5 V24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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