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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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& n5 a# ^* e9 i/ [4 d3 v1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& J5 X1 ~) ~0 V( V% k% A D
: \; m# P& k8 L. K2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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5 }8 i' e* N& o3 D0 \& F, t3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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. Z# ^+ x5 |3 B+ E' L, W; h6 O5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% u4 f% V- T( f% E+ u, ]
! i* Y7 O! u. v8 q8 E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.* j" S; ?' |/ r `) u
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 `' b8 h8 R! D! P/ ]" e8 J
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., L9 |6 _2 c B2 H+ I+ X
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ J: v1 E+ d6 V: [+ D+ M
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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' c2 B5 h$ D( _9 _12.) Super glue is forever.: r2 g' U, w) w" S A. I
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 x1 y4 h: Q% b7 P* y( m) I
5 _( ^( ?3 R5 [8 J0 }8 u) e6 X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.5 M M3 J* i( ]2 M
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., p$ j9 Z% b) k+ V; X8 {
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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3 M, r0 B+ [& S4 I17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 f8 [+ B# M- O- \8 l6 h
6 {8 s% P1 N6 m18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is., o, o3 E: O9 c$ A1 |9 w' i0 w/ X
- R W1 k) G% O* W5 D: ^1 v1 l19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.% \" E0 s) a/ v; q9 G3 O& A
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ g% K- v* ^- k, |7 V- a+ {6 e5 d
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 u f6 \5 G8 K) i, r
) q5 c2 ~: N" x2 f1 P2 _22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.5 f# q" U' c9 t. P$ S$ x6 _4 k
' i9 g3 R* D, I: L3 O$ L. ~23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.2 y4 J! H C7 Z- N% d1 }" l
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 n3 }( T3 C( h% q
! }" G) v- C U3 \25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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