Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

- ?" [$ d4 g% k" E# E" Q7 l# |: f5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

9 V% }* x9 b5 f6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 N5 y" o& ~: K' F6 \* G( o- V7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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# B' c' j4 Q1 C* c6 A. ?9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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  R: G5 W; b) ?12.) Super glue is forever.
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/ Q9 e  Q) T  Z* t1 W13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

, u8 A! I& H. ~# p: i* P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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; |; n2 t( S  n* g" w22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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/ ~. P, V3 e# U/ e23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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  _3 Q9 ^: n) I- L3 G# B24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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" u: V! t7 n0 \, P2 w: X, W6 b25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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