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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.5 W! o% ~+ x5 l% m% u" e
$ P% x7 u6 x; [. l9 U3 u: |8 L* ^3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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* l+ v9 f) @) t y+ g. b! N1 u5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 m; e/ v& g# q% \
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.% O) }* N6 T4 Y! B! c
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: g! e1 Q$ a( ?2 c
5 J$ l4 L( w/ p' P4 ^ O10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.# i; ~% H8 m4 S* @& N
8 I! y7 u/ t. E. g+ @! D11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 d7 l4 K) V( W, n, z
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* f0 }% _% h$ r% ?+ D% a7 c) h13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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B3 v, a5 S! u9 \/ [6 R14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 p. b) a Q4 S' t9 \6 y9 L
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ n5 ^0 H I# Y; o/ F8 S
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving., F) b1 @) g/ c2 Y9 u: H
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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1 {9 g, C; J; |" o! g5 A, C20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% {6 J5 Z) p: t3 V$ d
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' E' p9 B& |! c; r
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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; H1 P2 I1 f) I24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.6 |0 e) _% Q% y# K- n
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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