Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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+ f  Z3 n. L$ s0 F1 D) YWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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4 v! L4 H* j" d1 p# n4 t5 C, l# [+ _( O2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

" }3 g, f# u, Y) I# B: a4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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' E  `  l7 ]0 V2 Z7 W5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

# J1 E/ C& g2 o$ I( Z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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: I( _7 `" O! U$ \& u9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

/ r" {/ M- V5 \+ n' D+ P10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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/ K, G2 M% c7 C+ F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

' S" E" l: Y* i( w( K- N; I18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

7 ]6 Z" F, H5 S% R/ g2 U, m8 ~19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

* L& B) }3 j8 c8 }4 I20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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