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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...1 W' G; Q/ Z6 U, z/ H- [
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/ F" t, k ?+ x) ]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.. F8 d/ d# V/ U' w; R4 d: ]* H
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 F: P9 [, X& g" ]! F! H
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.& F7 i/ R7 O) l" \6 H! N6 \- W
4 }3 P* b }* L( z* K: I1 E" {: K$ n; ~4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 T I2 o5 i U+ f
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ s' C0 `, `- `; R j
+ }5 n! I' x! e/ a, t6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., F. J/ {' n3 ?5 a x5 s' p
e5 V# `& e2 @# J7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ `- K R$ x) I& V- m) |" {
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.# _# k7 W$ N) _
/ N7 Y( X' W% z& e4 G; Q' A10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.4 R7 M4 @; T5 j- D
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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2 J, n6 x- M4 ^5 ]; T2 Z, ^, o12.) Super glue is forever.3 p) c& ?- H3 w+ Q
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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& U+ a) F7 y: W. q" U/ }& U) `15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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6 i9 }2 X- D& T, X2 e( h n17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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+ S9 s3 T( q/ d" T# [2 ^18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* p8 j1 {( q7 q7 V* n
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ Z4 `& f/ Q$ {
" V2 o0 o! J3 o& z& T21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.2 a6 l( T$ A. |
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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+ S) g6 Q' o, J, e0 P" _% n& ]24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.9 @4 \& d1 `8 h8 `" W. K6 C N
: k2 V6 q. r3 m& u( X25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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