Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


4 }) i/ ?9 k! w% y- n1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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9 O! j6 x* P/ C8 Y9 b2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

. b2 a8 `5 a( K* c# n: [3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

& a# R, I  D: C6 L! B/ W6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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$ \1 O5 R# T$ }# V- X: @1 @& V% S/ Y7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

% y' ]& V. f6 s6 j8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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4 G; [4 i; u  q% _- M" _! N9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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+ A" b; c2 H  j) ~; ]3 }; B11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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# v: t! L/ z4 \2 ^1 {3 H9 M$ \" A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

% S- L- |* s$ _+ i: R7 g2 _# k/ w1 D15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

# j9 v/ B& q0 O& ?/ G16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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& I" Y* j6 a) M- R17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

- Y$ w) F9 B& |9 |$ p( H9 o9 P; R18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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  N9 W9 e6 ?# d1 I/ P20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

4 T! g3 }( N) s0 o/ u: C21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

6 R. n2 J# U( F& D0 ]22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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+ b1 ]6 }) z8 [  U/ }  T9 j" b9 j23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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