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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 ~, n( u X; q3 m; y7 G* L6 d& Q. t
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room./ _. j, D: A) @4 q, X1 Y: G- P
# h: Z8 r3 p( Q' K+ v0 @% n" q8 N5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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( K5 f4 b+ c1 U6 T" z2 s6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. b3 {; L% O( [$ m( k/ \
3 G* c& U$ k4 g4 C7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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/ k, k! w9 p( Q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.; e+ p) E5 q9 C. i9 V$ m+ h# }
% g. k& A7 q( `2 v n10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.4 y, @3 g% }: a2 o3 Z
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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5 D8 X. U3 f/ ^* m5 O- e# u+ F12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.- ]& l+ k/ W# \) h
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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4 @) b: y% K; }( N$ G! x17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.8 K$ x" z: r9 z$ \7 k* O) o
0 d! }4 f: w- q' P9 l18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.% V1 r4 U8 a: F. D7 k m! T4 C" h
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* e% i# x, k6 W2 p21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 P* _- a+ y. w1 ^3 j% c5 N
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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$ ^3 i9 O( T% y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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