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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite., v$ Z% s4 J0 C: a
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.  o) p# F$ h0 g& l
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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1 ]; h( X+ J& a) I1 z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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  U4 q! |6 x5 r& N% {6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it./ J. @% ~! b2 N7 o/ b( W% U

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1 z7 y0 @0 C* D8 J10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.! H5 B5 }+ \( W: K; s& Q: W
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.$ |! r8 p1 s9 o9 ^1 M5 t% v- O. a
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: K+ y5 ]0 c3 ?( X+ {% r
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.4 u7 |( L  ^7 J& v

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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# n. Y9 t5 ~  k! v2 G- D1 W' g5 F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.4 |! Z* x$ L' C
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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) X! y+ ^, y; a+ C21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.7 K; D+ c$ I) o& t6 Z

4 J; t2 Z( H4 d! y24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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5 i# _6 Y. _& F+ b/ C, m0 o8 |25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

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