Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

. _& Q5 f; K& N% W! C# r  p3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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$ B! G0 ~9 g( X3 A4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

' x: W+ {8 [) }8 u+ }6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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3 |7 r2 [$ m- }4 G$ W4 i5 K9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 E5 N$ e& G( b6 Z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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3 U4 {# u! g3 F! l& c1 G8 |2 O16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

4 O9 o1 T; `  S17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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; F1 N" D& |8 x- o19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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& H7 b1 |2 x( l4 N  ~0 I- p20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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/ c* _" _' R, |! E7 U21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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- n: d' h, i  J  B/ j  }$ R+ A24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

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