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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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- ~) b# B! O+ J9 T u1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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* B% w- K- j$ m% ^2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 J9 @# c) n* G: N- d
3 k! V' Q6 |! s& \1 d: Y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 q: E3 w3 h r1 e1 J+ k4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way., f W6 S7 c7 D6 O$ k
, R2 T$ K5 T3 |8 i* R7 }. Y1 R6 _6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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% \$ B( e8 ~8 }) [+ O- z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.# F! ?/ @+ O% M
' Q; I: c( o3 L: O( V9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( e6 Z9 h1 V7 b; c0 h4 M5 \/ h5 s
$ `0 I- a8 s/ I% Z$ \+ g10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.! }4 Y1 s5 h" J+ H6 k% o/ c3 J$ a
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 H. j% b: A6 b& ]8 B6 _" k
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12.) Super glue is forever.* k' I* Q. z" ~2 s4 c
3 Z# O" C5 w& Y# ^13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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6 s/ a) f% n; g7 Z9 S! C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.5 z0 a4 O1 {) _' z& ]1 R7 R
( t9 i9 Y! O, B% b* e' `2 }16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.* D( e( |6 a, {, d3 H
" U' p1 s. @$ U- h9 l0 K) X17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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8 X- m6 J9 A v4 }& L! L6 o18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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6 N4 j! |/ b- }& {: [+ V19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.5 o0 _* N" f% s7 w( w
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.) M# c: M3 a3 I& ?* C8 A9 [
* ]! w* G9 }7 [9 r2 N( G22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.2 A3 V+ ~3 ^6 ^& V; u$ L1 j: ~7 |
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; l0 M$ d) |+ B6 \
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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