Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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  x, J2 a6 Z8 a# i- z6 |/ M7 p2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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4 H- H& E4 F, v7 x. _( `- l; ]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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: T- q5 f" m+ C( l/ U/ P4 a4 c4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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9 \& I  N6 o- L4 ~  W$ M" v) i5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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- A  }7 m+ c0 @3 _6 C6 l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

: N  q  U1 o/ }" T; ]3 r13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

+ X9 P/ v4 y- I15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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7 i0 W) J' C" `+ j4 d/ @- O17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

4 q8 @' O$ w: `; o21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

  i8 _. a$ I& F22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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9 f6 T% L1 _- _7 k" A; {23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

6 k/ r" ^8 g: b1 O6 r24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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/ W, V' G( z0 C2 E1 e- a# J. y9 H; T, A25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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