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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...' N6 I) ~3 ?, u9 K' `
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 Z4 U" P h" d
6 J: }) w$ i+ F* g2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 B" V/ |4 T1 J% v t! z w4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ l& U2 g5 v0 n2 q$ i* v- {
2 X* j# ~% l" B5 i( Z1 I! Z( M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% Q$ Z. ^8 r4 g, G6 K8 C/ O
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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8 R" l4 f. N. O9 e( s9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies." E2 g/ U+ L% p" o3 J
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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% X f" V( C4 ]11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.& K& y+ Z. H8 R1 b P, L- o
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12.) Super glue is forever.1 d4 @' n3 F _5 i0 w3 c
# L* [( W! X7 C$ P7 F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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/ `: C4 P/ c( G- n" e/ Q5 ~9 ]14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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" u- q/ g3 f/ \$ B$ h/ _2 I" u16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 I* R" M C# t$ J% r0 T2 Y
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6 @& W2 U5 t3 t1 E) a L18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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* f, W: {4 s% Y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ V2 i# R3 s# A' F% L
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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. [4 G+ w7 a$ e) z/ O22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.8 m& B7 c' f" O9 Y6 J/ d
' e5 x$ p# g, g5 h) O7 a$ x& F23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* a: G1 s( f8 ?8 y
, p) g( [' `0 _7 [6 U2 Q. Z+ {25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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