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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: ]: t( [. H+ {9 W
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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7 z1 {! g/ L& b+ J8 J3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.2 x7 u: L. f) B
& }+ f5 C. G2 [# o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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$ v$ r0 v6 C3 M0 k5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. M: O/ t. y# ]% F0 g) d
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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1 t6 G' z8 n1 r7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.2 x* Y( X3 W" I
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 _6 b1 S; {0 }, c4 v- B& y" W
3 o; L/ v" d3 Z5 z3 ~& q1 d: V10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.5 |1 A0 @ o+ ]. w) w
4 r$ x1 v' q8 q& ~: u14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 ]8 g- s% B6 L8 e; v ]! h
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 o9 `- z* F& Y0 ~$ \! {$ i# c
" \( j: d! K# H. G- R9 n) \16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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) ^9 b8 B9 w1 Y. E17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.* N- c, H) K. z/ Z1 y) g' u. A
4 p3 z4 M) g& h- v0 O" \1 \$ A( {18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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5 G' w% h9 X) Y) o5 |1 Z2 I [21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* R8 P9 }/ |2 ]. M
6 Y4 M4 m. e% G9 w$ s8 s1 l23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids., X: o# K6 Q' C+ Q" M
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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