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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." t) S9 E/ F& Q$ ^$ C! @% v- p
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7 m, \' f9 X) P* @4 r$ }1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. {& U) y( J6 v0 z
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" Z0 `) K; r6 }2 g3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) P% v2 R }, M0 o* Z5 G- U- f
0 J" q+ [1 a5 s& {4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' ?+ {/ K9 ~) v' h, k c
( q- X9 X3 U' U* E/ G8 q9 j- @5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.0 e3 J o1 ]' {/ x
- n, [; l- @$ Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.# M4 Z5 S: l+ `4 z
( z, r, K: l/ X) g/ u- z0 T9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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+ b8 ?; n2 O. _$ A; k; \10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. [* j' a$ @& ^, y5 A
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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3 }* a9 A/ G7 X% M! O% l# U! v2 |14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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# m' Z& M( \ K4 u8 @0 M* G9 C) q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do." k* p+ S+ t- W5 Z7 V
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.& e$ D4 M7 j8 h' J
% M, J3 L; c( ~! {' g17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.8 v( u- b0 o; T; t0 R% \
, D3 s( z( h @) n18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.& E a, t9 _. S% G/ h& V
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; O! m: @3 n" @2 O
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.$ ^* c/ k- Y7 |/ d
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 b1 n& X! o# e0 | k
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.8 h$ d1 }% i- A+ D; G0 X& z
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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+ d5 R, x6 c% Q! @* ]! V3 x) E24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* C2 z& l% e$ F* n* o
h' T2 S, Y0 f3 f* r0 X% z0 P; r25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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