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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...$ {8 H$ k; U3 l4 Q8 \/ M6 S( Q. z- S
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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) k8 W2 l+ ?9 c: M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 G7 V! W4 \2 C* `
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 |" ^% | a0 c: m: G
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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. ?* F1 w& `& D" Z/ y4 d0 E9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.; B8 r4 m$ [$ K+ o" r x# B9 H
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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0 m0 o- ?+ Z/ Q' L! }11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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3 B7 } G' Z) e12.) Super glue is forever.
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9 [ w2 \ K% C. e( u) ?4 N13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.6 w9 M/ ?" D* P: G2 R# |- ^- d5 Q6 }
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.% a+ `' H Q/ T6 w% c3 U
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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5 j' W+ {: x) j! z. v17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.4 b4 K$ H' J7 A5 \ r% T
) {2 \3 x1 M; F& {20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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, g& a+ z8 u$ ?" ]2 O* j21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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- P6 i6 e2 ^5 J' Q- i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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