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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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]( G& v, \5 G7 U0 n7 Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2 ?4 n/ D5 {& ?$ h5 f/ M; c% C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.& C( I4 w$ @$ v) r, L7 T3 Y6 b, i
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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! I% K* f$ m- g6 p- T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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, Q! _# r/ h$ H7 i8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.; A; F4 I1 Z* J! Y
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 v- s& X4 I5 e) Y8 C. H- a: ]& Y0 _: f
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ S; H$ d/ T+ J
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12.) Super glue is forever.. {- n. p' ^( ~, U4 d
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% w4 [# m! P* k) `8 q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 _8 \- K8 t9 k6 Z6 d* e8 E- D
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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, F1 u8 H F5 x P1 A" a* Z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.6 a) p$ F" o) _; O! C
4 A% e5 M& i4 D23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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8 W0 @2 {* K8 d6 [25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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