Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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4 q7 R) D" o* h' W1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

9 [; n  a8 g# l1 b2 j* B: y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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8 P8 k  t7 x! T4 l& E5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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, `4 S7 S: s/ m* e; l6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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) H6 A! Y( o5 ?( N5 G5 ^' U0 I7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8 K' ]9 D& x$ I: `8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

3 x; O$ p+ B( j4 g) b! V- X9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

5 J) ?3 ^2 c: S11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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/ m7 K, k* {! T( X, k7 {12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

; C3 R; D* z8 e. y1 m% F14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

  C: n2 x6 t, i17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 M, J$ I/ x4 b- U. k5 x18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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. O9 a0 [, }3 m; {: v" e+ x19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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: Z1 y) C) g# S* B1 K$ U; Z4 u8 w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

2 l0 w" e' |9 m/ h( |22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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6 f# Y3 n5 d' T  k3 ^( \  w5 h9 ]8 U23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

4 m3 n( b: T  H. @$ k24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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