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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.../ Q7 Q, h# I% _! t' \5 O
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* M4 q& _; y' h+ {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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, E8 G8 A- x4 }' r2 L$ }2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' j! ?1 ?5 ^2 u# `
3 z8 b' z) k9 @ C. \% k4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( b8 a) ]$ l% y% j" x" B, {5 I
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 @: o; @: ]3 Y& N
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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( j! V3 l: X0 e% g& O: E8 g1 S7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 i0 S( {9 ?6 [( U' h, ?% n
* J c/ t$ s( b6 B8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.7 x3 z! B- @1 r3 X
, J W+ I/ D: D. F) g" v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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" |$ G' C$ Y+ a7 i2 a1 a+ V10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 f8 ]+ i5 E6 p( a
B! T+ b. u; ^/ Q2 c12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.; h5 {& ]1 j7 e; G* g
* G" t+ P0 C5 z' N5 B; L7 P8 R15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.) p$ B$ y' z# ? X, ]: T. u
- c9 R( e. Z% F+ j16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; G! M3 K- x( E8 T7 K/ b
$ z7 v0 n8 ?6 I) | B G1 P17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.3 Z6 ~4 k- \2 d8 Y6 p/ H1 r
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 t6 D6 y( t! Z( ^% n
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., s8 P& z( n0 \( w
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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9 b" _; T" V, r, k* E) P4 Q21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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