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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( p8 y( c! p) u& g) }. e
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4 [+ Y" f S+ N! ^% E4 m! d1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& Z! {* R$ F, Y" A3 r; \) S
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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0 x. B; a- W8 }: Q5 d! `- S4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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. r: D& C* N/ n& h5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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- G7 N& Y. |5 c' P* {8 B- \+ n6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan." ~4 N+ i6 J1 Z% O: O1 ^+ m$ N6 O
+ V- I9 Y4 z. B% J r7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. W3 i( S( s) U/ m% r: s1 P d
H; V! R8 i# X8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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+ l3 d# m9 U I V. M4 q8 e; R9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 ~& z$ B: |" }2 ^/ p4 J; ]
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.. w* B( k+ R1 j# k3 R' w" {; b
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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5 T- X: T& @& Z4 l4 B8 n5 D0 H12.) Super glue is forever.) J0 N' f2 p) ?5 I% @
$ g: ]* f3 ?/ {/ _6 j13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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% o( v! G. t0 y5 \# `6 ^' j8 e8 K14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.4 D7 p! u: J \
1 O/ l+ v$ O1 M9 R' D16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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& o+ W5 Y6 {! x" i* Z; G18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.9 C( ?; ~) |7 P0 H+ F
; F# o ^2 i M2 d: z) h19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.* N7 f/ q _" C8 z
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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9 i4 R6 ^- V& I9 r4 l* r$ U23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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2 X, J8 H/ O* ]: g25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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