Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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% ?( h) v. l. _3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

) v2 O% h+ ^. {- h4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5 s* S* \2 o7 M, r4 a) ]0 b( q2 N5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

- M1 z, b7 p3 i+ S* _$ K6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

+ Y6 {) b+ n) D9 x  g; _2 L, r7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

" p8 y( Q  m$ g5 n3 n% q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

# w" B! v2 s4 j6 ^9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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  P" v, a# }7 o1 A- U, X+ A10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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2 q, h. f& P- ~7 z13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 }$ B' T; k  |+ ~6 ^0 v7 ^, X15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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# m4 X. q% O+ B6 d8 F16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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! z8 o2 X  p4 c$ e1 T17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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4 g' G3 r/ w3 Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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2 v6 \6 p# p% v% _( T4 z6 L' T3 C20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

! w8 y$ u( O. G3 X0 r5 l21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

. _2 y8 W+ v  [22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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. c; S3 F; |( K6 I5 d! }7 {23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

, @% i' n. X0 f& }* p25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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