Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! R; H9 f4 p( ^' D8 S1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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% ?. {6 n$ U7 A2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

" x0 Z; J% @' \  M4 J- r" |3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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+ G7 f  i1 o8 f5 h. e- }+ W( \9 x5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

& y& F$ K) g" w5 j6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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7 P/ X3 M  k9 `5 T3 D8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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) L. O  \8 d; _2 w( I; h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

5 S4 d1 F- U4 R- p) T/ [6 ^! x4 n, T10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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& m3 v" A+ T7 K6 z& ?% @12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

+ Q% a, ^7 E' b/ k15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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" \9 |! D) w% t% D, }/ j18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

: L5 ?3 g7 c# B* t, p8 y/ H23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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$ z! ^8 t# x8 X' V2 h6 p  Y24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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. {% i/ G; z/ N# u/ G, E! k+ f25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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