Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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: p- @) N0 g. L  S3 s6 k& f0 J5 Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

8 ?  E1 g4 i# ^' w! n$ b5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9 e" l. z8 k- N# s9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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2 s" d4 S4 Y1 w10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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/ _! X0 [; a0 V: f7 d' J: j11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

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- y1 U2 d6 H+ c  J& J, `15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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; m6 K2 g" U7 |1 |0 P, N17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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6 f5 i; {8 Y0 J$ U& r6 \18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

6 s% f4 _0 Z2 H# ^19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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4 ?. o! O  ?( ]& p, D) e% R21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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# K9 }0 K( L& A2 z7 W23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 G* k9 Z0 ?5 v, g) R$ {25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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