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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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9 m0 b6 j" j C+ c2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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6 s. q! M+ g( D! u3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.: C) {3 z7 l" S' A7 V+ Q
) y$ T# y* ~# F8 G" U4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' ]) k) u6 \' f2 N1 P, ~" Y3 G9 [: i* E
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.* U5 {" u5 g0 J* \; }
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8 ~- g4 R5 ?+ a f% d8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.$ ^# k5 w5 z9 K
1 F1 S$ e8 U+ C! `7 J1 b/ [9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 _+ K2 K* q, u. e8 v
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; \1 Q. V7 p- ]* o# A3 v
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12.) Super glue is forever.: G3 ]! _& Q4 o/ Z; S
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.; d+ E1 z8 ?) r+ c: d! P
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.* M: r8 X5 w$ f- e: x8 p
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.+ `; f- x, K4 P3 B) l8 T
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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. b8 x8 q6 i) t2 ^19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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# ^/ K8 c1 N5 W0 Q& W20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 {/ a: G) Y- \& b3 \5 Q6 }
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% }' e3 w7 G( h! z m. x# x" _
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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