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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...1 S! |; @5 ^$ b* i6 |# k
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.. l$ p+ B K, \# _1 c8 f, P
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.+ E c: m8 Y' @' H* Q
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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3 e1 Y/ Q% k, J$ n9 }4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way." s$ K* x2 V; n! W6 ~
/ f1 l, U- Z0 S; d2 S" q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.6 F% l8 G; v: M- {
2 e4 F6 f z. f% t! H$ B7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.- h, W9 V7 k# [6 I- \
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.* o+ w- @5 ]+ s
# ?' f6 v$ K# J+ N# P9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.1 l2 n- _6 K$ `8 D
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy." K. J, F# |1 g
5 V& a6 R) w: j: o+ K6 b11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 p% R% }* C% g3 @6 G4 V& s
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12.) Super glue is forever., G/ |- \$ x/ t9 l
4 n0 ?! [: W5 G1 I# j13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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. W/ y' H& l- p2 ~14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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: s. Z6 A) t6 Y2 c* k0 V- G/ j15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.' B0 `+ d; [4 E. y7 X
: s& W& h9 z7 V& V0 ^16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.) [: x4 |* X. H6 G
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; a+ d) p" ~; C
: K G. [& s& z( O; ^7 ?, v/ s5 m% r19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 o$ \- B! ?. X% r3 ]- b+ ^1 Z8 q/ `
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8 a& U. I. l' C8 N" b2 W21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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% p7 @: P: c+ E+ Q+ ?- @7 _& V22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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# f8 J0 Q7 @- F! X23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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: s4 d7 ?4 B' @* w% u( K. W24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: F: X" a7 q! K: ^4 g$ ~6 p% D. q; W
4 ?. _2 J7 v- k: Q3 [25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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