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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.( w2 _; x% M8 x1 s1 k
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.7 u' ~) l% b' L$ t" e
/ t5 `# w, a/ p! x; _' a0 V4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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. P' | F; D1 y; h4 w5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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1 _/ L& D( W! I$ O/ f: `6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! A+ K w$ a: y" Q
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! U6 Z& N7 R5 b. S6 e! Z
8 I% |) o1 a: U8 q; K2 D10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 P5 S: a7 d4 t) c" ?
7 @" m3 q0 J) \( e) v- {11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; n) `: V! Y7 Q0 P- G
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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3 d% K/ I' N; \" T' F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 N0 R: v+ ^5 {& ]( r8 F% i3 s% S# i
8 O8 l* Y6 m3 }% P! V$ E+ J" z# ?14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., h1 Y2 ^( V# C2 I/ F! b
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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L% Z5 N+ Z3 Y: q# R19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.' _. |8 y& z- V1 H2 A y( m
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." F5 Q! s, F, |: v: f' f! i: L$ W
" _- t. M: m9 ]: c8 j# O22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. L- e; C1 w8 W3 t# D3 f8 w% D
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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; |3 y0 i4 L( P, ]5 I! j25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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