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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( r2 Q8 d R0 G$ v. P/ k
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 v" m; F4 q# d* x& [5 v7 Z
3 _3 N7 \/ q$ {* [4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5 y! k. n2 p9 }9 W' M5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way., d7 r- D; {6 [( q T. ~
4 q" P9 Z6 F$ R$ ~6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., p: `& @. d& [4 b! h5 R
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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5 |8 t7 l. v2 A+ J8 o& {+ Z11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever. L. x2 E% g# T c7 i8 Z
& D: M- b3 X( i8 P) k4 _13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 K8 [& v' n* E( h8 B
# j" W2 _2 X& n) C1 D0 z) s& R2 D v15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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$ I6 N5 L& ^$ v3 s16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.- d- b4 X) v' K( f% ?. Y
: w0 I8 U! G$ E5 Z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 P- M0 t+ m5 C) y/ u) l
# Q8 K# a" t+ A" _18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* g A+ t; W4 T* \* B
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.7 Y, P1 N, d3 Z( f. L
t1 B2 F f5 [) R* r: E0 f20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.9 e0 o& J. S B8 v9 p0 r
8 V1 ~( a% V' G" y( j23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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2 Q- n$ v4 \& H' l0 y24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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% C, `& G7 K6 b25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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