Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

/ N1 B8 }. k! x* lWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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) X' Z1 E3 }' [! e4 x( G6 t5 l$ A2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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, \3 ^5 ~# u0 R9 L% w4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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( Z# b3 }" ]+ F- U, F. o/ e- m5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

/ k: b! q- L; C5 ^& `6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

/ V; M2 s. M  ^/ n; `0 I+ I" M7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

4 E( G0 R% f0 `( q/ C10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

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3 H7 ?- Y. ~- a) p8 X- |12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

: m0 d" a9 V& T4 R) R/ I9 R14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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" _/ B& H( l. Y6 C9 G: v! d, y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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' K/ B; y* |! S" J' G* q18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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, O' c5 k7 _  j2 L( I: F: q6 x19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

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1 ?* |5 F6 S- A, O, E$ T# Y+ f& y* K6 Y21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

2 o" f  h. H7 E3 S+ H- R23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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