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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... H, P$ _, R; H% N0 d! z }
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.2 \2 M! m4 k# V' C
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 [" \) m/ @4 {$ @
3 I x0 [! E2 }* T0 I+ c5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.1 F" K7 \9 i( \
8 h- u2 F3 ?1 c6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan./ ~2 z( ^2 e) i" D* j
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.* s6 X0 \: r8 T6 z; Y/ a3 p1 f
" A+ E i. K' ]' k/ I5 ~* ~9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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1 Z0 |% w; T' D: u! A; E" [10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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4 V ~# m: {2 b8 x: J11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence., f' k9 e' j* |
1 V" d% Q2 _/ M- |2 x/ n12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 ]* u; c. ^% l6 @# f, Y, R
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.( z0 q- J1 d/ J; L. Y
0 E2 g6 p8 s Y3 p7 E15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.% Z$ c, n5 B2 i/ S$ {
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." [# y( n, r+ R! [$ @1 y- D
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! l5 x- \, G8 _, P* }6 _' G, X% l* G19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.6 J0 O" P' j+ D- ]" }" m( J$ Y8 B
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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; ~' w; n5 w* C8 W22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.- L% O W9 L: {4 t/ q u
* X1 B' Y8 y. L# q/ D/ I" p23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 o5 B' ]& f% ?; ~8 [' N+ N0 C' k
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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