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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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' y) s: _0 k! b. h5 a7 I1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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4 s% e6 `/ M' N# z8 r( y7 Q3 L2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.& o' ~" l {8 n. M1 C& H
. ~. Z. D: _5 \# l8 }' C3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ I, k& G) N" i' q2 o
- l# Z+ b+ k! M! T* V1 X. N4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., ^* g! ~- k0 f V9 V2 f
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.& F: N( Y* y2 ?$ W. i
3 C( k) b8 q' W C. i( ]6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.# R) u& A1 M+ j+ c @2 X
; I+ e) p+ O4 n% m7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ N* s5 n Z. a
" M1 y2 ?$ \; L' D3 w9 N8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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/ m7 }+ T# G6 D, C Q5 N% p9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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/ g6 Y4 v$ ]& R# r10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.3 X2 R/ Z$ Y+ @
8 u0 W6 H" r8 v" F+ @6 Q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ Z* E* Z5 G- |13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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% ~9 J" u& Y! u# L, [14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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4 g3 d' d# z/ P' v I. ]' R, [15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.1 ~" V; ~" A I& r" `
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.! a# l( u; U6 \! N. a
' J0 A9 V" O- W8 g$ a) a- ^18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* t$ r& {" T- G" c& y3 S) \/ H
; ~4 h0 E! G7 P; I5 F2 v2 n7 n1 e, U19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." |; ] D3 j8 ?/ h1 [
& ~1 w% B0 }( b3 A- ?* I7 w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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: ~2 T( \% ~( J22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.5 k) x2 H& [% {! a$ ^
- ~. z, w9 S$ J E; y5 T23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 B$ ]4 w0 a% l0 Z
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- B. v& {- {8 k25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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