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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 X8 Z/ i* I! [4 _
! m4 `3 M# p# m! x- t+ W) o2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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* `7 g P. P! x3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant." Y: W3 ]0 q6 k7 l9 @6 `& F
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! V4 m4 ]/ @* i3 }) H% ?% U; v: J
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.1 [$ d5 t8 x4 k& @% G$ M4 j4 O
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.: {( A) T* M [9 y- _
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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, I; G/ @2 h6 H5 C' q3 h9 D8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.3 x& P: w" k9 z L' M
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 B1 s% y; a8 z8 v9 v13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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7 @7 V; f3 C1 H6 m j7 \$ Y q% Y14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! C* X2 X8 q' F5 Q* n
3 d* K3 N, p8 g7 C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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# a. K7 S$ @1 v. u9 C16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.: A5 C# j" V5 g' {
( h% I: n' j% m9 [17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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' {9 F2 `8 K$ @9 L) d5 G+ ^18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 Z) X7 S; D4 w
! P M% _2 z$ ]9 w! b19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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5 E/ E/ X$ x7 X7 `6 g) }% @20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 v0 d3 i# O+ F/ }3 u
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. t3 R X" V3 \7 M$ Q1 g1 A
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.& R4 `/ o6 \+ S' q8 V
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 R+ I, g8 V1 r
, |! ?* M$ F( U7 c25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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