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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...2 r% }: S W+ z8 }, h
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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; N" j) W. Y+ L2 z" D* P6 W/ X, z3 g2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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! ]- D3 K+ I( _; F1 E4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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; t' I: ~0 g% D- k3 ~4 ^6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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2 r+ T$ I, v% v; w' S7 k7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late." }" C) s% f( d: [* {
% i! ]4 c3 s: R2 {( Z8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& ^9 g5 D! H6 D5 G# o5 L
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% H3 E: O1 |/ o5 `
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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' C6 u1 D+ n- _& F+ W, c( E; ~; j11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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- d! l) o, q `) r$ U! y& ]12.) Super glue is forever.
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8 a4 A: [' T5 P13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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% p: }; I/ u8 Q' M0 [15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.8 ~: C- i- d$ k/ F6 Q3 {- D: x9 {
# _6 l# f8 P0 l/ R7 x17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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4 B4 o, J" Q' I6 G! n18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 H% h/ |2 v9 J( ~6 M- G5 L
$ o/ {+ O' K! P4 B2 v9 _19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; w' D5 w0 Q$ [2 N5 f6 B
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, Z a% E; C4 _; ^* R! w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 o5 E6 q% ?; Y4 {+ k
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.2 T Z2 \" _+ v/ T4 j& \) Z
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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! |5 q2 Z$ s6 T4 X; _24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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; c0 _, k+ ], y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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