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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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2 z5 N: t! o/ N; L6 t1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& U5 {- v5 x6 s, C; z
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.8 U, P* k' f/ Q1 K& F7 ]
- K9 Z9 [ l/ W, U( s7 n! i6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.5 [& Z" W! i0 P' L
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.- U/ W" K8 G" M" n( ]
; a' [# ~; W+ Q2 v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 d# z( T/ S$ J8 t0 Y
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. T. r1 a: m2 p3 J8 u% n" |, j
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.- ^! y* O5 P, o: `5 S) {
/ L1 g u, o* s: Q12.) Super glue is forever.2 S- d, [% I8 E
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 q7 P; S* J0 {& J
5 G8 x8 Z( b) W- M/ b' s2 X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 ~) r) Y) F8 X2 Q- W
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- p1 Z$ b3 d" E; v6 I) P b
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.: Y& o( v: |# h/ L) u- I
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- @. Y1 w7 |6 ?: n% @9 n) ]
0 i5 r0 L7 u# }+ Q W18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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5 q7 ~9 b3 C4 m: _2 h4 ]0 y% v20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ a& d; @8 r: b+ ^1 v+ W; ^) ]
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5 A8 N$ l7 U) l3 ] m( \- v22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* y9 [ o3 c1 G! }4 Z% ^- q
9 E( x/ }4 u# L- X; }" _/ Y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.9 [1 s/ w/ ?' |& h# I
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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