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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.% o, g) ]0 U0 H/ d" {
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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( A" t6 r: N3 E8 S4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 }, e7 @( \% h8 _' d0 F
& |8 |0 V* }- p; l8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. l" v5 R2 j& ]- M
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( j% v8 y5 @* S
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.% D+ s+ E( u \
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12.) Super glue is forever.7 l2 ~. r X* l2 h$ Y& l- M7 @
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ a5 d" Q2 A r7 u( z% d' c3 a% h! ~
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.& n0 \% G5 O0 E+ d" p+ D
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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0 h. e. I2 t% K/ R( o# j c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.& J% W/ w) }0 r1 D0 P9 d$ L
5 E0 ^& q; G+ K19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; Y$ c: g( A9 Q
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.& W5 A! `( k# F1 c, `& m& ]
# V$ T: `8 o: t+ G* {; R22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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