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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... G* w* S" _3 y% _% O
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4 Y" `* q. @& o1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 G; Q2 j( f2 [" B0 D6 M' M- C8 W; Y
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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. g$ L5 Y" Y# X4 l7 A4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.) D* R: O. g+ ]# E
" h; N8 C/ f8 K6 X7 T8 a- U2 U' Y5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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& h7 D/ r4 D6 v5 Z+ k7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late." e4 Y! y& T3 m1 E! ~5 a" h/ q
# H+ O4 h9 F. N8 O C8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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0 L( l' X' A k. U& w# o% v6 t10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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; ]; _& V! h1 p+ y$ O+ Q6 M. v11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.5 Z: y' }5 e' W- ^$ t! q
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12.) Super glue is forever.7 f+ b9 x3 c* q" n7 |
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 S- s( |5 K8 ^
5 E+ T/ X. n& J6 w& Q' e9 p! w0 n9 e14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.6 t- U. N& k$ v8 K% X
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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% z+ r8 R& U: J$ k; t! }16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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2 D, y- Z1 D) a$ v17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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9 \$ o c3 f/ S# |3 J7 f18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ s C$ p- [6 h( \- q0 C19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.# F0 @3 K/ G7 [ Y6 U1 W- C: }. o8 O
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.* Q' W h7 [7 p) D
5 h8 Z; D4 g- ]& v4 [22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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. `1 [% i! `9 X/ K23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ a5 T4 v; W- q4 }# C: ]
9 V. ~* j7 {! ~; ~3 i24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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