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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." {7 u8 {. `) N
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8 _/ p9 s1 z8 v2 @" e1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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; t- p1 R6 d5 G7 ~4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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. l5 j3 r9 G7 L: z! t5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# W; N: t6 R& ^& w
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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; l0 \3 Y3 b6 f: Z- U7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.; |" g6 P4 }& f1 ^$ ]% a
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.4 h5 R! O+ L0 z \
0 `* b; F, p# L+ O' P12.) Super glue is forever.+ C% h- ]9 k: y
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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: g3 t: B4 J( m; B( e14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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0 Q) Q0 O& w6 Z! x0 F15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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9 `4 V# ^/ m, E+ A6 ]" ~7 @16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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% C4 _( m$ N2 e' j' ?/ f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( w) H. K$ ~% Y# G. F9 }
! H3 T& a% i* @5 i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.6 {4 G4 G- f! A" }4 J2 h- P; a% ]/ r2 Q
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: \( I8 Y2 @1 u/ k3 g
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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