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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...% T( @' |9 @/ H% t
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6 E8 c6 }' ]2 K( I" K8 c1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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; H+ m3 d0 y6 U1 P' P2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 @# r. y0 a) `2 f
5 h. ^6 y. D! n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 i% ^3 ~9 S4 y
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# Y7 A8 c# `: O9 c* x6 L; x
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.$ Y. V8 E" m5 v( A" q, x" S& ~" O: y
& G0 K3 }& W) k4 e: n* G# A7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.5 q9 b x9 a0 b2 Z- z6 e$ Z, |1 [
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 e% F# v- j* ~9 X' p10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.% A3 C! p4 b) c5 P9 H
* h) G! W/ a( {, X11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' E& v8 D3 H" R1 g
/ v3 t2 |+ ?1 h2 _) ~2 [14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.. Y. Q8 M* y% l( Q& M
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 j4 e( k% ?- g0 i/ B0 X
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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6 U5 D8 n5 g$ G3 N$ d17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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) m2 w K+ R5 @. U: Y D/ b$ K18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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* i* {3 ~* Y& v! ~, x- x ]19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.. r7 P8 o5 Z/ A# Y) W
3 @7 B5 d) R, j, b, c) a20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.' x* [8 N8 A" |6 ?: H' ?
0 f' C- |1 B* o1 L# h m1 X3 q7 O9 ]21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy./ d5 W9 z$ n, g- \% @
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., |- z$ M: N# R% m5 S6 m. C
8 z' |/ I+ H% s23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 G0 s9 ?/ o, q4 d
! G s3 b' I5 i! u/ Z5 M1 Z" D( B" D24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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