Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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8 G' N6 Z# M( m, ZWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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( u! O2 S! E% x5 _# R2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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0 C& S: ^8 z: d5 Z% b4 s5 t) N2 T! D3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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. b& V: l- k& K3 W4 u4 k' Y5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

7 Q( Z. r: h9 P' n$ Y* z- T8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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$ V3 W) `9 w2 h# S& }8 m1 M! W9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

  T! [: ]* u4 }( \. e9 K10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

2 `  k" j1 V6 d3 @7 l2 i12.) Super glue is forever.

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7 s, Z2 i. `: [: \14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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; G: T" `/ \8 R" ]5 f6 o" }  h15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

# Z& C: `+ M9 \0 j- E! O: V21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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4 w' R3 e- G. `% V* E23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

. e- U1 w9 `; z$ r24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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