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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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+ i5 o" x8 O) X" e1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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- W5 ~: a9 p5 d7 i9 x% J2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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# U$ X8 S+ w+ k7 Z3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.8 |, ?& m S8 w
9 `$ n2 [$ w" l( s1 Q9 a9 |4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.; O& b: e6 z0 i$ y3 f
) j1 o% W8 U* d5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ R) e' I& r" }3 }& y, w8 K9 t
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.# T+ ]5 n1 X. P' ]) c2 ]
2 j3 r2 E3 d/ X. f7 h0 I1 d) @7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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W j" k6 F% g% G6 u+ V% j8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.! Q3 B' E. U9 v. w
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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8 A" ~( H5 t8 {; `' V1 r0 E10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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: p# f! E% a% n4 M+ J11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ i, {3 M H6 `9 a2 ?: s
7 I6 T b6 s- O' I# J12.) Super glue is forever.: d* B- F7 n; H* W/ h/ v
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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3 r$ N+ [) ^5 P14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.( X! j9 {9 R( e' N5 f3 B8 E( E
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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* Y" P8 `: Q/ Q h' n5 U( A4 J- C7 u16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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! [; `# Y8 A7 _1 H9 h% x17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.# B! P3 V3 N. |& }2 V& X; }
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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. X' G" d+ L" ^7 L, S20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 z7 T Y3 b& }4 }
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.2 C) |. l, V; ~0 c$ d1 ^$ h
' O3 k4 w y% K& H' K( K23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.6 ^5 v2 h, [; v2 `# [
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 r/ L5 c: w& j4 X9 j6 Y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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