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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- J* y% D3 y. _/ s' C8 |5 R3 X( @
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.1 p" V* j! R" Y: T$ ~ z/ d+ n9 ]
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room./ u9 l) N! v' R+ l4 h
) x: T; W; @( E% K j, k% A" U5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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# Z. h B3 Z) A$ |2 v) D6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.5 i) O% v# R8 j5 v( Z
: q( I' X7 V6 x ^& n; b7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 U- f3 I6 U( v! R) k- f
& i/ u: B5 h g$ v- ~9 v7 Y9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 H7 D+ f0 y& b8 k. N# O& p c
7 n7 z- P1 O5 H0 m6 R0 Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.! z& z- I4 i/ N
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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* p: {$ G7 f [6 ~1 `2 d0 q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.& l8 P2 v7 L: [8 C
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.5 ?' M! s3 P7 p% V- L" ^
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.# S9 D2 q7 X1 j& h# S/ Y& }
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- H5 j( r1 M% c. C' k
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. ~. ?7 J0 z! d2 d. n& ~/ n6 o( K& y
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2 m: r% d; n0 v0 z1 z( _. E22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy." b. K) Y, q6 p+ a$ z
/ ^3 i- k- f+ E7 p23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.) }4 }. B6 Q& @" |" m
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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. F6 N- R2 o, }5 k# b" Q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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