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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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, @& V, z- E5 E& m+ B2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.% c ^/ \2 } X% J
6 H) u+ d* j7 a4 X; H3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 E5 e. c& p2 b+ r: [* @4 o
6 g) R5 I3 O0 o, @4 s6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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* a+ M; g- {: O( b; {& V1 h( F7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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l& l# S. `/ N$ P8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.4 [) I) [ r' }1 q4 z* c5 F1 C
+ C" x p# a3 N4 a! P- _9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.: e! U9 {9 b- a0 v! s
) W5 ^0 {2 p. d* Q. b- X/ m12.) Super glue is forever.8 d5 M2 }9 f. ] P
; O- k1 ?9 M" R/ a% x' F4 D K0 M13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.0 w' z/ Z, l. v. G" ]+ x8 {8 v( z
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! V% L7 a7 Q0 R& y
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.( N7 i- d% F9 M1 w2 L% }
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 `. {: f4 D4 x& v# [- a f# |* C19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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5 L7 [: i2 ]1 g4 c/ e! O& }. l20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- l: |1 b0 }1 m9 T# V! K M
- A& V0 X) t- ?! g. _21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.! _. _; p m+ M- @4 r9 ^
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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/ R8 r6 w. t. `) \5 _' g1 q$ A23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 T7 D+ W& G% K) E6 J
* f5 s" q5 Y+ q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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