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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! a# J6 ~) G" U. D
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ |" Y- v" e% _
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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0 } A9 P2 H' j# p: i* D3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.: V$ [0 e! ~5 k9 Q. H1 M7 c' ^
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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4 T) R/ T( _9 c5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.; Y; f5 C: a2 h9 `
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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3 J0 k; J$ V& F7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.- y+ @8 Y8 D. Y; p5 w- }" I3 L, X$ E
. D0 q$ N/ B2 A) f" _) I8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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0 r3 ]: q9 Q' _5 W6 G" f7 f11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O., e! k, D d7 w1 [! ?7 j
/ e" i0 N( a5 \. Q/ |15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.2 ~. w8 t7 S; Z+ F, j0 _; w
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.! t {7 l$ `. ]; q7 z2 M# K. t
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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) w, n; a1 A% _/ _5 K( h ^18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 o2 ^' ^( Q2 {/ e
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., Y2 I& [5 d' |0 D% P0 t8 v
7 Z, k# N9 e6 g7 |, C B20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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! ?' T1 _& ~9 t8 g) {* n: H23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids., D1 w# T) h" E- I, _
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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