Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

  b4 L, T6 f+ I! BWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

# e: c  e2 T2 g. g  v8 P* d+ H3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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7 \9 ]8 t) G% b5 f: R5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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6 _% U/ Z* Y, l, v7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

+ p. C; j3 C- _+ l1 P' a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

& A( S- Z) o7 Y2 k0 d: q+ t+ v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

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2 R& W3 q3 @% n; b/ J5 ~' d+ ~8 N11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

* K- e3 R/ p' j8 E( D' t13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

1 v/ p# O0 i* ~3 x7 V2 e14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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% N. S! e  C2 E4 D# g15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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9 \4 A% j: q; M9 U17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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9 j7 Z: E! D" X( y! _& U1 g; @; ^18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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& P- G" l9 C. `2 C3 A7 z4 }19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

! i2 m; V; x* B7 y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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- L) ^$ W$ w; q& L21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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