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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! u4 e5 J3 T+ o$ x6 A
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.- T- K4 {. u6 c
9 e ~/ u1 ~% L2 X8 o! b# X3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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. F0 ]. q0 G+ p) m/ X1 h$ x4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.; K% b2 g, z5 \6 {4 I {
8 Y3 L) B- D9 T% t6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.2 v' p1 \8 Q7 x5 I
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.+ i3 ^5 f4 n) t/ @2 }
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.. u: S' y/ _& U' m1 ]) z3 n6 m4 m
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.- `- y3 B$ ]: y9 _; _5 H Y5 r
6 b9 @2 r/ f7 I. Z1 Q" y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 k4 x; l# h% \, i
' X; `! U2 A7 t' `8 g& @12.) Super glue is forever.
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2 R! F1 V9 T. g$ {3 u( o0 P( ?13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.+ E o% ]) J7 C
# e% A3 ^9 j3 J4 Y, w14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.- H: U z: r7 G' `% [
7 d" P) S1 J7 e6 H8 |2 w15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.% P/ d. H6 A4 e7 n" K
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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6 |) _) m# Q4 y3 u9 t19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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' M. }4 p/ l, A9 Z& q2 x+ G$ N( i20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.( Q# `9 g2 \5 J6 L- F0 H- P& L
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.. z. h* K5 C: Z! K
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 r, u4 ^7 M! f! i- x1 k# g7 B
* t! ?2 P# K9 I7 |" a! y' ]! n25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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