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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: S8 Z# W. J3 U" N5 q+ u
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4 Z, O) h! x/ l- P% q% W1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.( Y& v/ y3 L1 ~
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7 v( P! `4 ~6 i- q+ }3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.+ Y0 r0 \6 T# [. B- |) i
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ u+ `, X! A. ?6 \
( M; H6 t+ p- i- t1 E; k6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.& m$ v1 b f4 m6 L
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late./ W8 U0 O- t! I, A' z; V
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 [1 G/ X! v q7 \
; `% N: D: O7 z. h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( p7 }# ] ]2 m, {$ Y10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.2 A3 f: P+ Q% O! ~6 C h6 l
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 H+ X x7 C* ]/ [/ ~
0 _( u" W; d' l( M12.) Super glue is forever.) N9 f2 r+ A1 s" I; _
% n+ N; ~4 C# O' A1 V' \13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.! i* y, g6 q! [7 v
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 {# E9 ~" a5 C5 }9 t4 @+ @
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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/ U/ h" w4 u2 M# d9 Z3 T8 b9 \21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.; Y5 B8 q; f' {) e, w
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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- V4 {9 m5 C2 q- m! K2 p: e8 `23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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7 ^3 N! g; u6 U5 n! a24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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% _. q( ?1 m" K: D' Q# F3 W25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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