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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ J, {: C; E. i( f; r0 _; L
4 N9 W) P3 N' A$ w: |0 l2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) n r+ B5 {5 P7 V. d
& W- s7 t8 H% F& A" W4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.* K" v2 k2 ]7 o7 v
$ ^; k" y# o9 Z; |6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; K# x* E: H! a3 A3 |4 K
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 T0 U; G: r1 f: y$ X/ G6 x
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: G9 N' p; X9 A- `+ `9 E! P+ `
0 ~* x; {$ N+ U8 p: h+ L' r9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., g* a; C9 u( R+ l3 z
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.: k+ ]# Y7 j& U% C( M6 p7 B
! U( B F7 G8 V J$ H4 T11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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; {! d! D/ T# B2 f% E12.) Super glue is forever.7 R$ u$ H* V- y0 @) T( T+ Z! R
8 T# }( U3 q) F$ P13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.5 Z9 d3 R% n0 b$ a' w
- U6 T; e% c. o* x8 t. f14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.' m7 w3 E/ {" t* o& w# i- J$ c4 }
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- b+ x6 o8 |/ H! Z
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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# K0 Y4 p) Q$ m) E, D19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., G0 }: w: j2 D/ {, x |& D
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.) r7 p8 Y* j9 o) t' X. \$ Y, |
6 l9 F/ _ A* w/ \6 M( {22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 W) a. X; S) S3 G5 m
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. a5 W% t! L! H" } w3 C! Z
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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