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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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8 M1 i8 b9 T" E. ^" f, rWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.# w. _6 a8 T/ _3 [6 J8 g4 ]% o
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 [' b. b' B1 }  @
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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7 t4 \, V. x6 _5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 H1 A1 O- K* m) E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.& v+ A2 u  T7 M3 a$ t

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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." A( O: i) g( D

6 N+ W" k8 o) n- L9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies./ w% X- l# Z. I$ A  a

, [% ^. B5 p% |3 v) |! k( z9 N( z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) u4 R4 h7 y- X. X. o

5 _' F% Q9 Z/ C- q+ v- q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 l0 {. ~/ d3 ^" D2 z! E# K

6 [' o% ^/ r( I( ^' ?6 A& {4 v12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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/ N5 F# [: ]7 [3 m+ ^2 l14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.% C& C, q9 a. @+ ?$ m$ E, ?

* H7 X$ T) c* b15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.. q1 @! Q( x7 ^5 o1 [4 v3 f) S3 T
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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  D0 v# @7 I7 J# L. J! F' q/ I( f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# h1 \/ X7 \, |( T, u, {2 j18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.# c" B% R, y! t/ i

( {  m/ \0 O  U  k# i' H% g, Q* A20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 t, V$ \; q2 b
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 ]& \; U6 S# I+ b! h6 L- `

$ h; i( D1 B- ~- G23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.' [" d6 ?, U+ B( _1 O" t1 |3 Y* |
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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