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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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9 z% d5 f9 d8 C* U/ O: |9 P7 R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2 U0 B' _* \2 y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 O% t5 j0 t& x- Z2 g6 n
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 N) A9 Q0 o* l3 r& `" B3 e
7 V7 C, Z: a w! E4 j" X4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 ~$ N! L7 C+ m2 p
0 W! J+ S- L- J r5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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' N: B4 ?5 \1 H6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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& s1 W* N$ w4 B, Q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 D; p; @" u7 ]' L3 `
- d/ s" y2 X( {, E0 j6 A9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 Y0 T2 {) {9 p( D" W
6 l. v2 @/ _/ g; w* _8 N10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; V5 T0 q/ y- J+ Q# ]. C7 W) Z
$ U! H0 w9 v! h' F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 W5 r2 X4 s& F- w1 \0 I
5 O0 W7 d* @! J+ N) Z0 c" g14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O." Y- u. X9 _, _' `
! s4 v* Y. ]0 }8 G( {! t15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. L# j$ Z/ T' y" ]8 Z& x* o6 ?
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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' a' F+ R7 [$ d# Y8 s/ V/ Y% C" C, v17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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8 C3 Y6 W8 g/ @+ ^- r4 u24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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/ d1 N; X5 Q B- K25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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