Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

& @- K( e! u6 MWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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8 k2 b: X# W$ J8 r# F7 h1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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4 W: A8 q% k' |2 N9 N2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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6 D- K9 _: R/ L* G6 J9 ?3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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* r! _8 Y( r+ f% b. I; e5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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/ H6 P. I8 B3 V1 C6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

0 Y' B) H! t' u9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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- r- {$ `; O- s  ?( y3 P11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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% w0 U, j8 }2 R: Z7 T" o. W9 Y* ~& [14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

1 D' e$ {, u/ x15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

8 T0 [% l6 l7 h' v2 y16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

- j" D# T# c" ?$ a. k+ b17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

+ h9 J, l8 T' ^9 u3 J19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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, `$ W& _# P6 |2 e# k) A" W21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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