Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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3 Y& J4 |/ L) [' H+ u1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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& M# O6 l+ g) D4 e0 v2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

- P; c. V2 |2 X. {5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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7 a- ^  ]. w% v- J) q: ~. T8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

1 v1 m% J0 Q# L0 A  l/ @3 l8 D13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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! y% n: ^8 g  k! f8 S16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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! S6 t. A- t/ ]2 Z: _17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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8 \# ?! \& K& \) j9 i18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

/ A6 @, m9 F) d4 v' B: ~( T19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

7 E+ E; s4 j( v- e/ ]8 p7 B' r& `7 f20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

0 j! ]/ g& v( j& H0 m23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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# x6 i( N0 v& g% C. e$ `% ]24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

3 p: r; N/ j0 l) y9 n( I4 ?8 L, X25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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