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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* e& |) e& g4 k9 v. V4 f# X
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ ]4 E$ I: K; C, h3 F5 i' W
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! i8 j+ S5 ]1 L5 E \* T' f
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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- X$ c; F4 p8 o4 `6 D" j( R$ g W, q3 M4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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, S" e5 @) R$ {, {7 |7 R* B6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& Z9 N e7 n! j
1 N# H; W: V* K6 i! u# Z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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" o) I* [/ c9 O6 y) k& S& t11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( b: F$ o* E, A2 e
% C" U4 n9 [* M2 o0 O12.) Super glue is forever.
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$ W; T% {8 A. S4 ]3 i13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& m0 ^7 a% ?! D. O/ O4 x% G6 I
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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1 o9 N6 A7 b! p: Q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 R3 D4 E2 B2 m6 \
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ ]9 Z G. ?" D# ^9 `
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% S( H& p6 I) q6 d7 W$ Q3 K2 P- ^
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( ]3 e4 f8 ]1 O20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 c7 r* d2 O, r1 t* i& S
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.5 a8 k' }. V0 U
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ h7 A/ A$ n7 l" H) s: Y
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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