Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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8 A3 ~% H- C4 k. J1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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1 f- Y' P# s7 T" H- o- I4 h; B5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

% o- w% }+ z- `. S" c; c9 x$ }' F7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 q1 g9 `$ @9 i! q, N. R9 [8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

# H7 x  V# _" M3 d" ^" z3 n10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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- ^1 C/ T6 p( {5 J/ n+ J! b11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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& K: [8 |6 N4 s( x1 m1 B12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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$ c- W5 [3 k. F9 }4 a' s15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

- M( ^$ K% [% N- P# X7 }24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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2 j2 }4 x2 j: M& ?  x* x* N25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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