Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

! b+ Z: o6 g; e0 o0 z9 z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

9 H8 ^* o( I, c  p6 L/ F3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

& h5 e1 Q8 v) W4 a( r2 }5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 D/ ~3 ?: ~. N. w' K* X7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8 c. h! }+ h7 h7 o! D7 P( O  T. B8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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; R  ~$ {# R( [& t* f9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

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, t2 q/ _$ f* r* Z+ B/ `9 s' l13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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* C0 p" a$ Q: X% Q# H+ d15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

+ r4 P  r0 B1 L* p6 e$ h  _17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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! O0 }. E  n1 J18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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* ~; I0 j% J4 a$ o- P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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; B/ g/ A% c$ ?4 k7 w8 H22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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, d% f1 A! T8 j( {) O; K24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

6 z" X  O1 Z! k5 }25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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