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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh., a2 H+ U, b) j5 Z. F

7 q& c1 o0 o! }Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 W4 t: B% S) v, \) k6 J

# \3 i  {* p) ]0 V& ?: b3 G3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& T: i1 J, J1 g0 E- H

/ y, ]7 u3 f+ s5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.- x  G. }& k  `2 Q

( F* Z: t1 s6 `& y3 N0 c9 s$ l1 R0 J6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 \6 {! u1 K& g* ^# J
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.8 v# A- }" B1 F5 Q
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.! J- {, p" N$ J+ H

4 o. W0 I8 Y( Q- K( R# k  f16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is., Y4 |$ k6 ?" c9 C

1 K* K2 W; ]# J$ }19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.1 x3 Q, ~, }- u0 s
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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. X; C; n. I# m% `0 o1 I22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.6 F8 B) _* K' {4 K! i8 K% L+ m8 u

2 ]9 P* P/ L! y2 r/ ]23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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9 M8 D" u0 J2 l25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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