Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

$ \) l$ ^, E  l8 FWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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" x+ y7 |" D  q. d9 j, P1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

) s/ g3 Z' y0 X8 n& R; \2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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9 q! U% d6 A- |6 k3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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& _; n$ H5 _) U' o5 r4 p4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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" p% y( T, ?$ x) h1 ?! u4 }8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

/ u' p) L2 l1 m" k$ j9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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3 t# z! n$ d) _) l8 j/ s# r8 _, h; A$ u4 N10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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4 O( @8 W) `) z; L! N8 o' L9 n8 P11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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  ?$ s: [/ M7 N- E9 N12.) Super glue is forever.

( U; w. R" S& z2 Y6 C( c13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

) w# a" N* q% p) r6 i14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

2 @: X( ?1 H: z5 p7 t  L17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

6 Y$ T6 p4 z% z) T$ G* q( {, o$ G18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

) N7 _2 V% S( ?, b, z7 W4 V21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

9 \6 f! o) }; Y& ~& C22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

/ s9 w8 z  o9 T, V+ a% X% Y, H4 t25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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