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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! L7 d* c/ W* M" @+ ?, }, @6 w1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.' Z# E4 I3 X B- d
% V0 K8 s# v# z- i- \. e2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 E. o1 T4 z0 \
" C; I7 `2 I1 A! { R) n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) }) F8 X8 J- { u) m! L5 g, N
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." P% D- E& x/ L& G+ O2 T
% Y5 O# I/ V7 F& \( {0 @" B5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.( Y- b {, I- {; K* n+ L# r
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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. j9 X. W& X9 D9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 i0 n5 G8 I- b$ G" {10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.! r& V6 L5 P2 N6 T, V7 B/ j6 E
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& L% }5 T: P- X' a$ f
4 n# F4 B8 ~: y! b) e14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.& R3 V+ l% |' B3 G S9 r5 m$ D
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.! V, k/ C' ^ `6 Y
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& B0 W2 R4 c7 v: x* z+ j% ^
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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, P. F7 B2 B6 j' K+ ?' w6 N19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 Z' G" F8 K9 V) N p
9 o" l; f& ?' P. _& J( X21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( A- \" K4 T7 z) ^
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.( ^6 d4 Z5 t" F. u9 s! B9 x5 m9 p
8 c" l& N# ]1 x% `$ `. N& x" D23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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; d& z" X: @7 z$ d, z/ q9 O1 S25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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