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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! d6 }) i# \" X4 h1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ X( i8 z G. `
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 e% d2 `) D# s- B. V
' ^4 H( `* ?; @" c7 {7 k3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ P9 {, | @' E# O
, X9 y' m/ i: y6 {; r4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 k- _0 G1 a* Z8 M9 d
5 |% _/ V+ o3 n3 @5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.5 f. @' k; v# M; U' n
! e5 E! q5 {6 F) w# N9 n7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 p3 x$ `6 t1 n" E) \2 ]% j
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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0 F k# t, i' Z& d' G9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies./ i) L8 C; c5 y' i
$ P. t* p9 L5 g0 O* r10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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7 ^6 r* p+ w9 F3 H$ A# ~& _; u# I11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 j; |6 s1 a' |5 s' v+ `
% D0 X0 h: A4 Q12.) Super glue is forever.! W6 H* {3 z, ` W5 ]$ x# {
' P, ?: u3 m( t' D3 Q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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4 |" b, [. @; |+ C1 m& K1 d. [6 M14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O., F: y- r5 i( d& K
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.' G+ l3 N! v7 z5 e0 a) {
" l. G+ n3 y* H16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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* s- |( j- n6 X2 x" p( @( O9 u% V20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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. y% L* ]( i7 K/ y21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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N4 D% A* {# o$ |) [. d: f3 B4 S, m22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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$ B6 c$ ?7 t3 F8 _6 L! u% d, M23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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7 ~0 m$ y" X5 ~' Y m# O24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.( j# H* O6 O- n3 }1 B0 @3 j, O
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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