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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& @' C) G4 T G! }
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.* X, \( m6 `+ Q: Q3 N5 \2 p/ O! h% U
5 n% Q. h$ D/ |2 Z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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) {+ b2 b4 \" `1 H3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 M8 X9 z- f4 W; d2 g
2 i, J8 U: T6 |; J& q( O: M5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.2 q- h& c) b% ~* e$ }5 |% E
( n* \. e* m6 c, a6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.: \3 u: T3 E$ q. _# N" L+ r* c7 Z
# E1 Q/ V9 y' S' k, u' V7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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. M _) @/ A6 g! c, r8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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) i9 o8 Y# G! ?% T4 ]1 r7 w9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 k# v- J! i# N5 Z
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) t' ?& c3 `4 i) X4 X( e! X5 j
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.: q& L. j, B- g+ d. f& T
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 b7 y0 X# c( E) Y) S* ~. t15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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, k( e. E. f) R$ X/ X16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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+ a9 X) x c7 T {9 y17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 K1 L+ ]1 s2 P3 H7 k- \2 ?* h
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% K9 x) ^7 c0 F3 v5 {; {- I
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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$ c4 Q) o. b# ?/ Z# h( D3 p( f4 K# s6 ?20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.0 `% @* p, t- ^' H
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; T- m+ v( [# s' h P( i1 H' k2 U
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.' F9 A n1 V0 q; e
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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