Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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( i* C' u" m7 f+ gWhy boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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0 q: O. L9 i: g  ]/ J4 H/ P2 ~4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

/ {# [  q7 ?/ p" K% |6 G5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

. d8 h0 Y8 x+ c# S. Q6 a; M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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( i, b: x) z, ?# @" d7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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, x$ v! f1 e3 U% \) U9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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. I2 [: t1 P3 v! u10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

4 t# F: c! U* }1 u1 p14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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7 W" P% D3 A2 |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

8 F4 [# A5 S( `2 J  k17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

0 ^+ U/ {$ P0 x) M/ I. N, _: d18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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  P( `- b+ ~. K3 W6 P/ N23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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( a6 A4 l# C- w; j2 j25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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