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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2 I7 F5 u( L" G6 b# i) G2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 W! n  {! K1 ?- h% c

& I# a5 m4 j$ X2 J& G9 j3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% [- @; i  R0 S+ d
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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# |1 w9 R3 c. K! ?7 A6 M  `' a' }5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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) I/ T' x/ Q! p0 \9 Z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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, m. z' `4 L6 f1 N2 }7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. ^4 ~2 T/ T4 h% R

. u0 Q3 S6 I; b8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.1 h: U+ N. _, L# A' p
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.7 O& `) r, n2 P! m/ o9 h

( p" R2 l, E3 ?1 H5 G7 d- ?10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.. \: e# q9 c8 Z5 A+ A
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12.) Super glue is forever.. S! S' B& K) j6 M$ ?

& u2 L/ t+ k) v4 [$ i13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% k! x3 e& ^/ R: V1 b1 @, ]
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.% ^- R$ j5 b6 O4 q9 V1 i; v4 I

, o+ ?. g+ q5 o/ N15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.! X: v- y# _- u1 d5 c
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.  |7 s1 n+ o  R( t
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 u. j* j9 {) R- r* |/ w
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ Y2 }, A0 M- _3 U7 a8 Z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.0 {& L6 g8 d0 E6 p; l- ~

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3 ?4 P1 L/ V$ t  _21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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0 W' B! l4 i7 w22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' K5 s& Q. y  h9 m

! t+ q2 O. o% y, S4 L( k7 D23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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4 E( i! }) \) L9 f0 e24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.) n+ j* e& o; f, M$ e
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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