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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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5 O. [# |! ~3 u( @9 O, {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 W1 s! t! X. z, I9 z/ U
, @( f, H" ^* @8 R, V% C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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: q. Q+ e# ^! `" |3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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! ^$ Z1 Y) A3 m' S( b. u: h5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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: m! E H: y. G% O {0 g6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.4 r; f! T6 Z- B6 V6 I' J6 G
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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% b- Y" z6 G% _7 M( y: K, V8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.8 r) K1 [2 f+ |
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.' y' u1 x( F; s! V5 {
) u; ]3 |' J8 H$ @& f% D0 y10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.* W; [+ D6 i! ~" |
. h1 Y! m. F; A- @11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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: P: S* C/ ]7 ~# R$ ^12.) Super glue is forever.1 \% P+ J" b5 k+ Z; ? \- u
* d4 \- E) H" v5 C' v13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.; m# \2 b0 H. p9 \( a, E
1 b; W2 z$ @& B8 ]7 A! c. B/ [14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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2 X, O! p7 n; v; w3 @+ u& }16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; S. y: A A+ |' v! ]
7 L: j1 E3 d# O$ N( {2 S17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 z ]4 H4 v$ l* S3 N' O9 K* r& @
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.) |; t+ F& |4 q3 }+ _" H) _. ~2 ?3 Z# K
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 ]% N2 `4 i8 V# `
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3 Q7 {# W1 |2 `8 V4 [. Q1 Y" S9 a W21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.+ o5 b7 U$ y) P' K6 [8 v3 m+ `
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. j# y3 {6 Z2 f/ v9 m- T
) \/ p# M2 ]. Y$ O; _# s( {0 C23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.( y7 \' i8 D7 ~8 U
" ~% I2 A& W, b+ O5 R25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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