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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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* j. U. a: l- T1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." G6 v' n. p! p5 |3 o
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" T# P1 A; h0 ^3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 r. `1 O9 m7 R* K: F0 p: J( n
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ y. _/ y1 ~0 T& i% q+ Z w( k3 t9 f
. M: U" O) N9 M5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8 Q/ n+ T7 m0 A" L1 l' o7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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7 k8 u2 T" {0 U& |9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. z1 G& h$ V3 G& P$ t8 y
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.: g3 x) |4 o- {; K2 T- |+ W
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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8 P$ k% R' \7 Y. W0 p12.) Super glue is forever.0 i$ r8 Q p% y
. V; h: ~# G% a. E) w13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, W! C2 ^9 ^5 w/ h) i, s; Q F+ N14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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% k8 U: g! H9 {! l1 L- n; V. c15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., k; d7 N: P |. r
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 R+ x' a% S. U4 Q G2 }! O
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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( g+ Q8 c8 r' x19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.- Z& a. ?' `+ \4 V
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.9 c$ F/ O/ P9 f0 I. |+ Z6 I* d
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., c2 s( N# m# g" O# v4 h
( m X. }4 E9 r$ a5 t8 E22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% ?7 [+ L# U0 t7 s23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy./ C, @4 ]9 [- m' R
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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