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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* T, A- G9 l: U4 L8 ` x
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- A. ~( d+ {/ Y' a: U7 D* F' \: g3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.9 @5 r- @) Y3 s7 p+ T( v' Q
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. P- j% A+ X" S; h
1 j" X( `! G2 W/ @7 f& m t6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.8 Q& ~9 j6 e- G5 Z
# B, \4 S, F, T5 D# j' S- u# T, Z% i7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 O; S" V) ~0 t
$ c2 f6 }( S) x$ ^$ ?7 V8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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4 Q9 u( a5 V( [" F0 z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. F8 ~7 _8 K+ d4 N
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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/ D2 F& a0 ^1 ?& q12.) Super glue is forever.$ z1 O9 T- u! \7 X. [" ~5 Z
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.) a! E# B; [+ D3 [1 d
0 e: r( w/ C0 X: j16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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8 N3 ?1 O% T) j6 G7 c( q7 h17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 W# F% f5 n9 f$ t ]0 k9 z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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* i" F0 \3 o, ]1 B20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.: J' m4 Y2 N0 d
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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5 A+ S& ?+ m% B( ~5 y5 x4 w22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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/ B3 O7 y0 {3 i23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 H) C9 M7 _ j Z% `
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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