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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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- d a% T4 e' t1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.; V6 p) S7 q0 g6 ~- ~
1 K6 V) H1 |) ^7 k3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.* a9 r' M2 G9 ^" W' i- ?
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. t4 @# c6 K+ \
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( h: I0 H H& ~3 |/ H% s
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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- w* o8 ^0 l5 v4 m* i7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.! [0 f4 M T \/ C& I: O; x
: l% b& c. G5 }# h) `: H8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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& E0 }1 h, i. N6 e8 `& j11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( y$ P i% z( A1 X
2 p& v4 Y! |) ]12.) Super glue is forever.5 S2 \+ t& L4 o
4 v1 N. ?# n% ~; O, }/ ]/ N13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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9 w9 {9 N& B) N% o/ s14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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! Z W0 L# l! Z& Z& E) C( Y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.* m9 u- `2 t# M6 l
* D: X' g; u& {3 l. ^16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.9 j& a- K* S- R# ~( r
2 U9 w/ f; p3 G" s: v. Q1 s20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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3 Y' y t* C2 _4 e22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy./ L/ }: p& }% g, I$ m' N$ {+ `
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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! Y2 `, W. h8 u' f24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.9 S' d x) L8 u# X' g
) \. J) n) @7 W' C& `25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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