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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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P' ~$ o) g9 l3 B2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room./ G& j |! `5 C$ W
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' H5 H U" y u! l7 g& T
/ Y: t {" v. q2 R `7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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4 q# ]9 F& d- n8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.! f! S( f! n1 o
. a9 B$ k; P3 k) {" b! D9 s9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- [) A1 q* z1 P c
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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9 M. X0 p. U9 Z4 Z11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. ~/ J+ k4 I+ @1 N! P% ?* C
1 J2 x# A% W! F12.) Super glue is forever.. U- g2 {# h; V1 w. o
/ F' `$ \" a, s0 G' ?: d; V) n13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.* f7 p* y1 l$ }+ M
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.* I; D1 k& g- t7 K! \/ i0 c# d1 _
9 W* j, H+ y0 ?' n15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 n4 K1 p' ]$ F- k$ y
* e8 i' R+ J+ X9 M- w5 m16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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1 b2 c7 x, @0 K3 \% c% T17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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! a$ l+ r3 U2 q5 \18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 `# H7 F* Z+ n21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 V6 w9 Q* o8 @' E) ~
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; y# h) D4 l! A) z
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.' B% B: q+ R. I; n [: v
3 Y+ f, ]% e% A25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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