Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


+ z! T0 q% A8 C2 I6 i+ l1 y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

* H5 O% K" L. S9 q* |: Z* T6 S2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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/ _( y/ s$ o4 [0 _8 f$ ]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

0 S9 t! x8 o" S1 c6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7 \" z2 W, n. D1 `1 ^: _- \7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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7 x1 p6 V$ x6 g5 g* f$ O8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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0 h8 G) {) R7 C6 R; P9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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+ T8 H5 j5 k- M14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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$ J1 |) }: Q+ F! E4 i0 j; C! B17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

  m0 T$ D  ~) B: c2 q18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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* Z" k6 ]+ Y5 w3 x- ]' B19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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5 m# R' ^5 f0 |9 [6 c* A) i9 @21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

0 I1 X$ O0 j0 T) c0 z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

3 J! Y7 o( [8 e& I( O) [23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

: L. T" w- n  C  e25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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