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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... {5 Q4 a1 ]# d. A% {) ~
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' J1 u4 L) Y$ W# n% H6 L1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.2 J. H0 t0 z1 D3 s" B7 g- ?( P+ N
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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! F5 F. W' J1 r; O1 v3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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- l+ i- c6 l B1 c' C! r' p* u5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 X: B+ a _; q3 I$ U
% P+ |" L, s- }6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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, H1 {1 O5 a; v. |) q4 { n7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.& p- ~. t- {( \ I( T. L
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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6 T; p- y, p: C6 a0 }' E, P9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- ^% }; H B k k2 y6 {0 H
; P; H+ o; j( j10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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2 \5 A0 J$ m" }( C8 u( ~+ e13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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0 k& C* a3 x& Q5 h6 Z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.. M, X$ G" J5 w+ j
# V: n- Z8 g! Q& t. `5 b17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% o0 r, V) L# H
l/ q! P: j$ K8 E* C. P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.! l* l' F1 b. }: n. T: d' c
H& k }1 l G21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% k' K( Z7 H5 r6 P2 }23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.: i! F" r+ \3 _, K7 H1 t: y" I
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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6 B/ C( p* n. a$ }25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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