Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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* v8 f! B3 H4 H' C5 `8 ~- {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

/ w5 u3 x8 w& R' m# K5 N8 d2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

3 Y; H; [  t: D+ o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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# E- e1 l8 n( W+ n3 v6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

( v4 @% W) {6 @* E- E: J7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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3 V) x* d& ~! S  C% e4 k. G& m8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

8 I* K2 h. Z. M+ t4 @! `; s11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

( m: \$ U/ k* u5 a7 Q4 X! w12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, B. ^: z* r5 C0 h, B3 I14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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0 `, z3 V4 Q) J! O1 F17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

0 {/ e+ n8 F+ `% J: M- x2 x18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

' U+ b8 x, }8 V6 R4 G# Z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

8 y& u- ]9 r- @# T5 a# U1 s9 r) f21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

/ p) K4 b/ q. s1 Z( {22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% O4 l  X; i5 u: G8 |) f# R23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

5 N2 k  p1 w) }: v24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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, x( \/ f# v6 c25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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