Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

5 @" t  D& j/ sWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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" q( H/ |9 F. Y$ y7 K& q" p, q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3 w# }$ S( n2 H3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

  o% a" P$ y' Y7 [: S6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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# D7 l4 _6 X8 Z8 W3 g% }6 I1 j8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

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, |  i( ]+ ~/ z7 o4 m12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

- Q# W& E: W) d' O, g% l15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

( s0 l( ]: i+ g: }$ c16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

/ x) r& \4 Q0 E1 K17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

2 p$ H" S& ]) b; G0 f# j+ I+ c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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) v3 z1 X; p! X22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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( y! q: @9 ~# b8 N23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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- d8 y3 {/ C4 P6 T- K" g) c4 M3 n24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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