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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...' D/ t% j. {8 [$ K" C# }* D7 T; [
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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; e. Z, i% T- J, g; a2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 a: M' P+ ?; T4 \) C
- H% Y! K5 {) D: _3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.5 ~, W4 W0 d! I7 g( X! h
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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! Y. O% E2 B1 x6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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( I q, R) w2 ?8 J7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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$ M& }/ o# }% l: d( a1 C& f* A! F8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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/ ^! x: Z( T+ u# x4 h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.3 r/ [8 m$ W5 w6 [7 J9 w
! ~; R& f" d2 B, U12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 O. C6 Q4 @# u% ~
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.% \# q( ]7 i+ a& Z; S: X5 H
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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* l: i ^4 _& Z# d16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes., b3 h7 n! h7 Z( O
1 B1 X$ G. v, }. l; O17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 z: }0 j! Y1 O1 _4 O. N; Y
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* a6 N0 j# A* ` Y4 R
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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. |2 m# y t: J" x21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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+ d9 N2 }$ {5 ]+ S+ e22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. d( C P3 z. d" F8 q$ c2 W3 O' S
- _. k) S; p: M$ @' k7 P+ T, m$ z6 `23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.- n7 j' R5 V- }; t0 d# l
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.# L1 B& h- @/ _# Q7 B
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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