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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...0 O) W4 c1 R' Q
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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% h: Z( I9 \- O5 c2 c# X6 |( r3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ I K) y/ m8 j- @2 _
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* Y$ c" H1 z: e0 p5 P8 S Y6 O. {. l
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.8 U) n( l$ ?3 y! V7 K1 y
$ ~4 W" o. X! _( b% e; [3 d7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.: f7 k: M! d, x) }# f
' Q3 a% H! {4 _- ^- j8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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- {5 X; ]( I2 J9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies." S* a9 O+ x, g4 R+ x
2 m7 T2 ^+ y3 I, I) O% ~10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.7 k2 M9 \; f9 D
$ |4 N3 ?5 |" T# s7 R! [ n2 Z11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 N& k5 _ o5 ?
+ ?2 ?- w% |+ E: R8 W- c12.) Super glue is forever.
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# U% m; D1 T: i5 @0 S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.# q- c `* c9 J/ U
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 T0 G' h" b6 t. v$ N h; d15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.) [" p- u$ c5 R$ b
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s8 z3 n+ n& ~! F2 t- p; D$ Z5 p& E17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& v$ T' d1 Z9 ~9 j3 W# S
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.8 ^1 g7 A5 c- P' |" u, w X% \
4 i9 v" P$ C4 \: t* N0 P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( s' p0 K% N/ e, T/ H20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- i+ m. c+ W2 z9 b2 o
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.$ q7 c$ o1 H& x1 I. {5 l5 S" }
$ m; Y* K/ s F1 ^23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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% c( p/ J1 T, b" B24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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' U3 c5 \( d6 O25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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