Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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3 O) R0 F2 G# x, E: `8 vWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

/ a3 H& y  z9 M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ ]0 _) G5 R8 }+ d. H8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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/ H+ R9 f- ?1 Q  j* ]6 q5 u9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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$ c2 l' ]" R6 _( s15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

9 K- o8 n; `- p& n16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

" j* Y- h! E  U6 @" \9 n0 E17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

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$ O$ J' a, c: R6 O$ E8 p21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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- f, c! I+ b) C/ H" i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

1 G( I; p# e4 {/ ]25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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