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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...8 h0 [; p; A6 B& S: W4 ^
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: I' u+ r2 r5 s6 b7 L5 d4 ^+ _# Q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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& s. Q, d. N% [( ~7 { P7 r9 P3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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- W" n# i. @8 `1 t' l r4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.0 D" L1 d: ~0 w/ V3 ~# U! J l( O. i
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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; J# _1 O) O- i2 i/ C# O% P' y5 c0 `/ u6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; k. z- q/ e" n8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 F( |; v( n1 M: R" {# k# p$ ]( e
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- I+ Y% w5 z G- b6 _! W
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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' R1 k }- X' p* ~11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. K5 m) L, b. z! O$ B
! P) b6 x* p9 R2 @12.) Super glue is forever.
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( u! }% k2 X; k8 W6 ~) w13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.; i0 C( L4 ?" ]: A4 K$ L! R
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.8 z& v; }$ N+ P6 A, x
6 ~# n7 ~9 f7 }' b15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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: b2 O% F: ]% ?3 i' @16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.# s2 K0 ?) P+ J) [
8 t8 y- a K& Q20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ f8 |' l2 Y4 Y8 G" ~* K
( Y0 N8 i* ?3 T) f s U& ?- i21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." @) v: \7 F* Q) `. `
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.- I2 W+ y8 I( l
0 N, ?. p. ?3 @, [23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.: M$ W* [0 `6 I$ a6 i
4 e, F$ ^/ a9 E3 J( f) m# u4 E: E" ?24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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4 R d8 J7 z7 z9 I25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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