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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... L& w6 ?$ O% B4 H# {' ?% G. d
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: n8 H" Q, z! u' J* A: b) S1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 U; T2 {$ P: `) V7 R- ]* _# R1 q
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ X4 t$ ]. Z# C$ k; \$ M* N# h
6 m) g0 z! |% {" l. j- U6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ `( @6 |) K% k
- B) S6 p- Y9 T$ H8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., f. c$ C" ]; c) K6 I5 ]" G" n
g8 S4 ]1 o# b. B1 V10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ U8 u- Z8 V, u. _/ a4 s: J
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 }6 ]' M* h1 g" f5 r
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.$ i" s* b7 f: J
0 X7 D4 i* M/ e6 s5 _! E15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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$ U) Z! t/ Y5 D16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.- r; ?8 M2 V8 ]* ^* F3 l
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.3 j: X- D h$ A( }- }$ j8 n
) U! _5 x) _. O7 J. J' q18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* h. L* P0 ^6 p, p- n8 |6 j4 `
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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6 D) p" X l$ V( `; j* ]# ^21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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. S1 V: |( H0 T: m& R9 ^0 I23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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j2 g7 f, F0 r; b3 X0 q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.) P1 b. K" p, I! J# V
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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