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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& a+ b, G2 C* o! G/ E
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 p U6 ^8 }& }0 W6 s
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( _5 e4 g2 X& [9 J9 D: [& O
* H/ [6 a- X$ }2 t b6 q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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. x1 B4 f; r5 u4 D4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., k" z( M( X! n5 |
1 M/ e# U7 d# n7 s5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.* A S! i2 Z! E8 P8 v/ H/ X* D
* y# n" e+ ~* N) a3 a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 F: o2 ?" h7 T: o
, @" d/ [ I% T9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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, C9 _2 F' v1 P/ J( g2 D% ?: j10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 e$ R; m- {0 G
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.. v' k4 H. W& J
9 I* i$ X+ S" ^* W: p12.) Super glue is forever.1 C' Q* g! [# J2 }# r5 }
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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" I2 w1 s8 ]" p X/ Q) T15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.) N" y, Y+ G$ `7 U
2 S, j# R8 x- U V18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* c1 g+ ?. t5 M6 t$ n' E9 i
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; O$ ]) p* T( K+ f/ P& c& q
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.1 I+ i6 \7 b% e. n8 s: X5 K, Y3 v
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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% f) h. {; O- k3 s4 k22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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