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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.! C& F& p" q' [: ]; N

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 J1 h1 `/ m5 I) I0 Z# s9 N
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; J/ G7 Q3 w4 i! u4 e1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& c" K% [# ]. ~2 n
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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& ?6 `6 q; s, F3 l; R& @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% g" V5 _  X+ L# r( x" i

% o: h/ C, B: B% e+ Q% D4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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+ m$ v1 j- O  R% K! z) p: V5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 \! V8 @- \3 p& j6 i2 w
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.5 n' d# I; g8 `' {2 ^

3 L: `4 H. N! ~. A' @% B7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.( R. T6 Y6 x; \% C

! G+ ^& I: [: S" D6 S' I9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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- @0 ?1 L! I$ i10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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, [# v$ [1 T& m* Y7 }/ b12.) Super glue is forever./ x4 O. ~5 _/ `6 g
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, _$ w) B0 i9 j' N! O( Q( m14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 q* I7 `( z# ?5 k+ N7 L2 V: {

: c7 b# |" n7 r/ D% }15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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3 C! h) C: h9 c: j1 P3 G, B19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.% L6 G- {5 y1 O9 d

# h% {! @+ q" O9 u, j21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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( ]5 o* _( u5 g1 E' t! C22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.  u9 a. r3 }3 [$ @
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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2 z4 d) A$ u7 W9 r3 T24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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. \: r! \5 @; e2 |25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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