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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! W" q6 _ N# R. ?: [" L4 z; |1 X
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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" k% Y$ d7 r `/ ~/ Y1 ~' w2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite." a% @( ^6 d2 V- d3 U+ e- N
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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2 P- E# X. L; T' z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.9 E1 @: t# ?' H' n$ ?" \
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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5 V. E0 ~4 y! q, z1 y6 g& {9 Q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.* z' |1 _5 {' j& u& a: h
+ H$ I# A' |! Q1 X* v6 E8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 Z: U8 s+ i1 F4 q
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 g& _+ d& V b' Q4 _0 Y: }
2 I' G5 Q( _8 J" [9 }10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.. v% }- h* A9 e1 J
5 T0 W! e+ N# ?) \. A1 C2 t11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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8 m7 m, Z, v( o T" S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.5 g1 y2 a/ q1 ?% w8 h
1 G# ]9 ]7 ^! n9 h& l0 Y14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.3 y. c0 k( x5 ~; J. B' J* {& \
. k5 Z6 T7 |% Y. ^5 [15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ g$ F5 j% r. _( b7 U8 \
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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* L4 G) E! j& z" f$ F17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 ~: _# `# U7 A: e
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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: j. F& C1 n6 }6 g. W3 B4 F1 ~# B19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.9 g/ U9 ?" \. M+ v2 E
0 v. n" y) N( ?, ~% N, y5 V21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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3 p g7 c( p( i6 v, C22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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. q& `- s" S5 n' l9 m Y9 M25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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