Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


6 ^6 u+ _" W- ]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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. \( F- U) h; N: f( G2 A- d; t6 ?( }2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

, J& U9 f0 @( w! A6 `6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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$ |1 C. `) I4 }! g) ]7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

6 [2 e% C3 x% d5 T7 M+ b; c8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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0 Y/ W( D% P0 I. ~10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

$ s# W+ u! N5 h. _12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

2 Z( e9 a. A4 j1 y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

1 _7 H- ~- A' A) b6 \17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

, R$ I9 T( z$ Z7 ?, n* Z2 a* d18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

( J/ f/ [4 l# |+ \8 |9 r21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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) w+ ]. i( j1 c: ~( E) i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. @: h9 q3 m5 n- O- h2 A/ p, Q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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