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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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& u8 l3 G; b/ t) x) R+ a" n6 S+ T0 ?2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.+ T! }: [2 L3 m/ ?4 O
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.1 y" ]: f. K! S2 j: w4 N& w0 t
4 C1 q. Z' e) Q/ L4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, L! Y4 M3 X- O, `5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.# \8 e; b% d/ g5 {. K
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" @5 M1 {9 t' F% v' H0 }( g" J8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.5 T# e! ?* `% R1 Q. n8 w
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.1 {' x9 B6 I9 v$ v2 a3 U9 H
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12.) Super glue is forever.1 A& @$ E& M/ U
) f/ Z+ h U% E13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. |( t) @5 z7 G/ L
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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# C) w0 o; s1 o! q/ }7 n! S" i16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.. e" \) ?6 q2 ^
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3 i0 \6 j# B, |$ p4 U18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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1 S# w9 |* x4 O6 W6 t0 y% J& F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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+ j Z) L6 _' q$ W6 X) o3 [20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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: h' P5 J9 I4 b$ M21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.1 q1 D( F" n+ W3 g7 X& K
& g5 F6 w0 E( U22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.& }& `% S! @6 Z# b9 t
+ `0 a! P, K6 O' `3 ?4 \6 s23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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/ r' a5 h9 b/ A0 q ], j/ G: @& G1 r24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.4 R) G# T2 y! {. o* w W9 z
& y. O: y6 y; ^( s, B6 G( G25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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