Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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* h2 F& H+ b1 C. u/ Z3 Z" P1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

0 A3 h$ v4 {9 Y  G9 e3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

& K( j) [% N9 n4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

# V, @" f; i+ S- m/ `' l5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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# b! @0 ?6 G( Q; U/ g' C: [  S8 {6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

# ^7 F& e7 A3 M# F2 s6 p5 Z8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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. l6 }' X- F% W% r+ q3 Z4 Q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

" G- Q5 Y8 k( k: L3 {/ L/ i12.) Super glue is forever.
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* z! t. j3 X2 ^' [% u13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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% T% S4 y2 L) ^/ O" l6 u8 ?2 A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

9 B' Z1 n& [5 A7 _5 z# _15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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1 ]7 w; K3 g' T/ H6 R  v# ?17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

8 e# p3 R' r  Q, t" }: @. I) T$ E" X/ t18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

; j4 \9 }% o5 x$ n19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

$ s* |( z7 f4 n( V. w6 N/ V0 k21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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9 A) Z8 ?8 X% z2 x. h0 y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

* s. Q1 T& g: o! g23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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" ]! t, R# @/ z6 h24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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