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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- b2 u- J( O( a# J0 t
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.! M; @, y# j! J8 j) }4 }
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( J" L& Z+ n# r/ O4 N6 b1 A7 K
9 g7 A; A- \, y$ m ?3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# x! ?2 Y% \: n* p: s
5 ]: n2 M# ]8 P- V9 U; M3 N% R4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 e- s7 U0 ^! f
* |+ }: P' g% M& q$ h6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.6 o0 M8 y6 d4 Y- J/ x; F5 [" {) `
- B& b0 G: G8 C; T- G7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% S, ~' G% |1 d
! R" ~ t. P# Y* B* I7 `6 Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 [. K& I' G3 F4 J% J
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.5 y+ \' a, Q5 H9 ^, L8 W, Q
' m: `6 s8 ?5 A) j% o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! k" k6 ^) [' f( C) p% y0 E# {
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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" c7 B& l$ P1 w8 n4 o16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.6 h5 e$ Y6 ? d" ?6 I; v
: o9 P. x* b$ h+ R17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ M+ n/ y7 j9 b5 ?5 |2 \* F
# T9 ~ w. ^% ~ q1 ^$ e18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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( Z5 n g' ]! ^3 h: W C- s19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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9 {2 E# k: x% \, w20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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* |9 W% _1 E! t' B+ \21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% ?! f, {* q, |) s, B0 x' q
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.6 f4 U$ d& }2 Z9 d r
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.9 \0 N' I1 X9 K
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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( ^; @; [# s, Z( k$ T25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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