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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 {7 B" C7 C' K, U/ A$ L$ N
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; D9 _, J; Y& m3 W1 D! E$ o7 R( m6 T3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.1 F5 F* q7 j6 {/ E* X2 B
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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- r( F( j( {$ ?' ^* b5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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" w/ G6 k% M8 b; J7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8 R3 y. S( ^* i" V8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 U3 ^8 V9 t( _
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence." |! L: M, K, B8 {, p! R# ]2 b
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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|& y# K0 _8 i( m! X4 b1 H- c2 `14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ y& [* ~) |5 r/ `
! U* U7 C& h- C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.! ?( D0 u4 Z$ K% S2 ?0 V/ c" O
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.' N$ O# \$ R' z1 e( X' D7 k
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.# A) [! _3 X$ m* b/ K
" ~% y" _$ I, U; t2 ]19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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6 e* x! X0 ]+ p# \1 v. W5 n% N21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.0 P; ~2 A4 R% O- p% [7 b! Z3 N
) X5 t* w* q; }' r0 Z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy., Y8 V4 Q- A9 i
! x D% o. i6 H6 z E$ i24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.( A1 h5 t, X6 \( }
- _3 w5 T n" F u8 n25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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