Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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& A1 r2 A1 z' \0 n" E- {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

* Q3 ?3 }/ H- C8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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. ~- Y  \4 r5 j: f# \; _9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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) T6 [# }8 z# q- O% X% \+ V10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

' y3 K- ^% q$ x& p13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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" F/ t$ j' C' F4 p! @: U1 t8 m; _14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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9 s. X0 r2 ~" m16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

* g: L& p8 x/ L+ V9 h. W  R18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

6 q% K3 i% {% U" d( k20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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' `' `+ ?' ^& {7 A& D21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

: B( p( r' j6 |, Q* o* P. i3 |22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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6 Y, g! _$ |+ j3 X23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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