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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ u- P3 B' Q" F$ b; X" D
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: a* l, o( v' ~6 Z0 k$ {0 l1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.* k7 H V: B/ ?2 i; E s) y
- e3 ^% h, h7 g @& Z- a6 F! N6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan." B' m+ o! I8 z7 n
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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' l( h0 p" L" B) h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.- q, g( ^% e6 ~- ~& L) v
& A1 k, z9 h. P$ K: m11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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' K- [8 K3 Q9 M5 b3 k4 K12.) Super glue is forever./ A: p7 f0 x+ w4 R; f
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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' Z8 a* a( a+ Y- J- C5 M9 X0 Q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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0 I8 a1 p2 F6 b- a8 ?# z15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.8 @) s; n: X6 x5 _9 ~/ ]
: b3 C9 F# p8 \0 e16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.: Z! w3 T) [! a7 {* V' |3 _ T1 P3 o
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 m9 i! M6 S* J, }
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.: C4 N9 M5 D. j) F* q: h: ~
' X9 q; m- d- W9 _# B8 o+ Y# Q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.5 F0 O" m5 m$ n5 n/ N: N
& K" v5 F/ F7 l$ b1 d1 c/ y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.0 }# Z% @4 ]5 B7 `. Q- x6 B& d6 P
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 K5 X+ B* j8 T# D: z8 z
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy./ y2 S4 ^; ~$ D2 b4 Z7 v0 A3 _0 b
& {0 K [) d5 x {. ]# w% L! q% [! b23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 ~7 q: f# E; `( |0 Z/ B) X
: N. l" h) J& q- h0 k24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* D/ j5 v; Y8 E) u0 ?) X
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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