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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ Z' y" \* P# k+ C, S
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.- O" R# R# @7 e, z
: r/ D- T$ v0 O1 n' `% a5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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: ]/ ^# M8 \: T5 d. s. Q a9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 e( O. N% q; f
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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" K) t) r1 {+ h$ z5 U/ Z0 M11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 t p, w2 R9 J) d' H
u/ D" g! E) L! F6 f12.) Super glue is forever.; t+ p6 A$ S' \# w2 K1 p
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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# i' @5 u! L% s( [" K15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do." U9 c0 m, G4 g: O
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes., j3 i( j1 I. L" ?/ k
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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! u8 W! j' I& [19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ p5 S9 j+ D' f" w
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.; r# \4 b( }0 c- k u" Q
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy./ n0 W8 B/ [# ]
, u: f/ |- m8 Q% e6 s( ~$ ?24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.5 S4 j$ W2 I1 H7 F
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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