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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# k4 l& ~# e: |
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite." R3 ^* Y# g) K) s4 s. d. C/ d" s
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.7 X% n) D6 f! B2 W' J' h }
( `, z) V3 Q* W$ I, ]4 S/ D& Q, D4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ J; P: }) x! |! _! S+ o: m" l4 k
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.* Y% F6 u3 Y: C- S* z& Z' @
8 |7 k% ^7 d8 F) @- v; }$ y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.0 e7 B1 p8 N; Y. @2 ]% ]5 w* T
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 Q# B0 g4 s2 @! e4 ]* v* s
, Y# c) c" T' n/ N% o9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.# _; F5 E/ G1 H# Z8 n/ s% x2 B
7 t$ p9 [1 E1 N' f4 d `' q$ F% r% _10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.8 m$ c4 b. O. K d. Y6 A6 \# @8 N
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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+ x% X1 b' p4 h8 p% a L& x13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 @2 U( D, P8 l4 Y
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1 C7 W4 e8 S0 x- S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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) [0 L& b& g2 _3 Q4 \+ {17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& k1 x# M' n8 l& d# \
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ F# S' Q& [: Y' ]( Y
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.2 Y. E, G+ d% E2 k/ a! w
h8 k5 P/ w+ h6 G6 ?# S$ }20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.% K4 l) _% y( ~0 g
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy." D `4 s; I' _8 e ~
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 V( y) s" T0 q, m7 H
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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