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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# D; i8 y9 K4 p8 C; P
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3 N* m8 ?6 L. p3 p8 V* \8 @( G1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.; \8 j% A7 q/ k$ V* s5 G1 K
& O* O1 A, E k2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.+ C: T+ w0 R% k% W
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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1 M; D6 t2 `0 ~5 y3 R4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& q n9 D5 [3 ~$ T; q
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.: |: k) d; |4 O' j2 g8 n6 c
8 U! l& C. \ Y# N- N6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.& w/ G, a' m4 I; ?: ?' O4 h, X
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.; ~5 y2 F' U4 b; P) K
0 u8 d: B+ ?" \. q/ Z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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/ Y- f% G; v9 g* q' G" ~) j11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( c: d5 j1 Z4 i) S
0 z# @+ `7 g; i- z, J- i, U2 p# F12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.+ i- Q- P4 G- ~7 D. B. h
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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- c- t/ i1 \. V) `6 @3 ]15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.3 z+ g0 m/ L: d& u) S, T
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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$ F4 M8 q8 z1 s$ |+ j! b, C19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.. m# ~( } M7 @- g6 O( E
7 U( @/ F+ Y( C8 C21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 E# Q9 n/ F5 z% D6 q- e
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.3 M, P. P# X6 P8 W i
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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