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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... n& B) \6 r C8 t" g. a
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 h0 I) K7 c _9 }2 v- v
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.' C! r; x, N; @, f# \( F/ [
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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( w% K" x5 O9 y9 V3 A# J0 }) l4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 H: k! o2 P! X- r) |% }2 M5 r7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.: Y& {* r3 _4 B1 e6 @
6 y, R! o6 K6 j3 h8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it., [, s% x* [; v% A {
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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9 o. g8 J# | k2 c$ ~% N/ b10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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" |. l" M7 F9 W11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence./ g' ~! n# {: j. {: [( f7 w
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12.) Super glue is forever.0 S: C8 l% F: }+ v5 q5 I7 A
1 p" ]. j: L4 d( D13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.4 b2 e5 [( F0 n/ s- V
5 c0 @" ^8 w% g7 B14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.' x& p6 m! o: p) \+ X; w
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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' L) Z3 p! B0 ?6 T8 C# x: p% c16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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* i6 o6 y$ v& G; @3 f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is., S; _5 n& Z1 r1 Y6 a6 D1 K
9 q% _1 k4 i8 Y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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) X6 u" M. j( W( k20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.! ~$ h4 z J1 |8 r. S8 }
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 u" y) V+ M6 ` c
1 o7 a5 m3 v/ y/ X9 G- N5 I& I4 p8 R25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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