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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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3 S6 a0 z: \5 W' _1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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' Y+ |& s) r- z X% ~2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.) z( X, v! y6 a9 `/ E( d
$ G9 @7 p' k4 r( E' @% x0 z7 g5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 t& N; D0 |. N
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. {/ r( T5 {& e; b. q3 Q) S
, y6 ]; {1 N1 A7 R8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 J+ L1 o% \! m) ? T0 A: ~
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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: U. T6 u- H' \5 v( E+ S% p10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ h9 Q( H6 Y0 `: }7 R
$ P2 U; W; F- S2 P: W; t9 }11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.0 b& G) f3 }# L5 X
/ w2 V! n- c3 R; u6 y9 v13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.! `5 v- ?# s5 u; A: b
: S% @% K2 c8 D ^$ A' X( T3 ]14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.9 O: U3 d4 M: w) v! B5 D
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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: Q) Z& n, }& j) ^% b( f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 p" B0 a; h4 f$ G7 v/ S5 g/ {
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.7 j) `4 Y3 s: v2 ?& j
' g2 J, `* r0 H8 s+ j% L& S/ ? e6 ~, S19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.2 I0 D6 H8 m: m' P0 |& w
; h" K. D! r# ?9 I; w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 i, O | C6 `0 h# U' |# |5 H
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 f" q$ a3 \/ Q6 f9 E: P
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 ~2 T, ?! k$ k* H3 q2 l
6 i: ~8 q, J1 G% ?24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids., s8 w; P2 |4 W6 l, `/ s
" D6 ~. U; E+ ]25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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