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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: U, g% D1 D/ r& v. a5 I6 {) x
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ D  D6 I0 B! U

* R$ m( r/ [2 t) C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.$ T' @" N! w# N$ o5 p

$ ~, x4 H. ?  j& l9 C0 S5 Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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9 x( X5 I, D8 R$ \( U/ Q" x5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 K9 P: n! Q  w; e' w

1 V" |& ^6 p: l6 y, i& i6 Q8 J6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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, o' }/ L6 B# |6 a6 h) L9 Z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.5 q: E3 J0 b6 ~

8 ]& z: t! Q3 Q9 D$ n) e9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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/ k& Q' i) q% F  X! W/ J8 Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy." k$ V' `( w8 j. L! P

: R; w. x( f; E9 c11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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8 K2 L2 U9 ~# S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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) q3 c/ y. W# _: N7 d0 ]" {14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ E/ J2 f& }% S9 a6 q0 o8 f0 B

# Y$ F! T% {, w$ N3 I3 q' X15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.& o9 d0 `' s; D( H

) x3 J/ {7 \! ~( O% ^16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 {' T+ t, o, X/ h" i
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 ^& @: l* C. p
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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% ^, E) ~# a! I9 _7 h19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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* _  t8 v& Y" F7 \+ N' k# p) T20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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7 X6 c/ W+ p. Y0 J% G9 T21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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- N6 q( R  h) ^0 E) l' u& k22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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9 B+ I, G* i7 Z6 O# a* F24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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! A9 T6 H6 D7 w& V' e' `' }25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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