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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.3 r5 a, d5 h2 b' T+ i

  k$ `( ~5 m5 Z' U) g0 _Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! c7 v# A# R$ u9 G* ]; C5 A) ?1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.7 V, c% p/ T6 t) {( c4 U* U
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# p/ t* w6 u( W2 C8 o' ~8 U8 l

# K; G0 m1 z* r! U3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 n. Q' k8 [6 k7 z: d+ Y  x

) O! w2 `" S# R1 ]+ c4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.4 Z- J5 a5 S4 W4 I* X& K

0 s* k  K/ n. E0 U2 K5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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  M; ^" h2 R+ Q+ D# F" n7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." R: B1 o- w0 t7 T+ m$ A
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.& I, J! D* A! D6 ]) K& k* ]; Y- |

3 g3 L+ Q$ R! O: G% N! t) G10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ B  p5 m. g; g; N! Z2 Y

* Q5 N* t3 G. m* b+ Y/ J& u) G11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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. g, e9 Y! ~, l) d1 x  ]12.) Super glue is forever., V3 m" G/ O4 G* w8 A1 I* O+ [' k

; W9 w- c: b- ~- O13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 G& q( S# x8 b; s/ M
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 T! o8 T1 @  D7 R6 [15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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6 R3 t' a# Y# F7 D* Q2 Y) r16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2 T' p8 O# I2 I. o; w

: A' x) U8 t! T( E( H; G: T17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 p: z* g/ Y1 r4 J& l7 M3 F

+ _7 }# y1 y# N1 F/ _$ s6 |9 L18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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" C8 `+ w4 U! R; H& m19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( B- d  d0 r3 x2 ]20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.) ?) Z; N, }8 E8 L3 t6 a7 A! N  R$ S
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* ]6 z! G' w5 U7 K
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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3 C: w9 z% t& }3 g24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.6 ^6 `% S' F( j$ U; S3 l
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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