Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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: ^; Y  M5 k1 |  q3 DWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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  M, |- K" e) Q' G1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

7 n. q9 H2 O* r3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

1 B- Y6 E+ d/ Y4 b7 a4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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2 [$ K/ w  T6 Z! \7 @& g* t5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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0 N$ |4 w% p$ _) o10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

; {. c4 G4 V1 s" `7 o5 B6 i12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

2 a# Q: m/ Z1 |9 S14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

6 m  ?" ^( V0 f. w$ H" C# g% U17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

1 ?% Q3 g- T( ^% {' j18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

! \! d1 A! h5 ~7 P3 a$ {& v5 X2 G/ s, o! l19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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. b/ O6 T* c* S" S1 e- Q) o) k" T20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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# `# [) {5 K. x  W, Z! B8 d8 O, _21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

9 e9 a9 p1 d1 ^7 Z2 F22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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