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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. R O" l' ~. ^+ p1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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' [( ^; a' f! w" o; x" ~' C$ i2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! X! l6 J; F+ j4 I
% i8 v# J, X7 D" \6 P' I2 W0 c3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! F& c" c" s$ @3 I. H1 B
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' A# o$ N$ F5 G5 W, J
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 v0 d) N! Y2 L/ p
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 y" \/ `9 m7 Y* g1 |/ Y
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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2 v8 n& w1 l0 }9 ^1 n2 w3 { \# N9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ N& y& M3 ?: Z/ G10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.9 y) B9 d7 N* Q3 W4 M0 Z! Y% }
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) D+ c- @& R* ?$ \) K14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.4 t) q3 U/ G) [& ^0 V# l3 I4 e
. _! l7 R0 I, a, k15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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7 w& h3 e, |% G# [6 r18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 K# E6 |" u+ D5 d0 \4 z
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. O3 g& f3 F& U, C8 Z0 h7 M
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* T/ f6 q p* l" `& z, n
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.4 r5 U" ?' @7 P
( F2 |2 K0 X( K5 M$ u/ o$ w24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.+ t/ u* [' B# p- v
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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