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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
9 I* A: ^! x$ f6 IMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
# a/ o) g+ G0 K3 D. UThere was only one little thing bothering me...+ A6 Z- ~$ Z. t) k# R; P2 d
It was her beautiful younger sister.
0 @2 I$ s5 r+ ~; @My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.7 p3 ^. S! m& @# U* ]; v
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
$ d' t2 z+ S# o$ ]It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
4 i0 Y* t8 {+ D( k0 ~One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
8 U' f+ K: J' v+ ?& ~2 CShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
5 X6 R1 E' `& v- i$ `She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
; ?+ w. l u4 E+ h. d: ]* VWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
* a$ T; E6 f! [) l3 t* I6 WShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'3 ^7 g/ _! W9 I2 F. ~- d
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.# u: U7 U0 E5 a0 |0 d4 _, K
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
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; `2 K M1 c; V; V8 h0 _0 n( P8 TLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!2 W! w- o+ \0 T" T$ W0 G1 r
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
& y/ {; L6 h" v8 Z0 b. {. ~5 K7 WWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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