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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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% U: m: v. s( cI was a very happy man.2 r4 D# \/ o9 H0 p
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.# x6 }7 W/ e5 U2 p# A, `/ m
There was only one little thing bothering me...
9 i2 r2 N$ G" }9 R* ?, Q6 \4 @, QIt was her beautiful younger sister.* H* k) @0 H$ G7 A1 [* r T
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
5 V1 _2 C; |1 ^# g# yShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.9 N9 b: C; ^8 ~9 Q( ] p9 H
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 r5 z; E6 J2 m5 K3 Z# k
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.2 |( o, a( ]$ E
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
8 ]6 @4 k( C$ C* s8 [- O- SShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
3 X3 r3 U- S z; I, Z( @3 VWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
/ W1 m6 N2 x1 |& u `+ ^( s' ]% \% cShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
1 W9 S' J% |( h% j U% \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
4 s- i+ e1 {8 ?& s$ _5 r; r1 |I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
5 ^4 b2 I; k$ O, x( b) J' KI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.* L9 Y1 z3 T2 e5 I' w
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!) F. q {2 K% @
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
6 g/ L5 ]% j: B9 E* A! VWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:/ `4 p+ K8 c6 i& A
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