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This is not a new one but in English this time.+ ^6 \. _# c9 N4 r
z( p; e; z" o6 T* l9 {9 n# ?I was a very happy man.; x4 W1 w7 ^; {! d$ u# N8 O* E9 z2 O
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
2 w6 ?! y6 \" s5 c y9 aThere was only one little thing bothering me...
6 G- h1 Z( r% _! K! S" HIt was her beautiful younger sister.
( y7 ^6 f2 d( C( B: i UMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.( @7 M! u. a0 C4 [( w
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.- |9 U% _8 [* u
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 n% u; `- r8 C! L3 I
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.' e& R7 K i _! L7 k
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.% z) R4 l t$ z( D4 |6 E i# q1 c
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I% x. Y2 u4 f' p: LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.8 z. v7 ?4 R& X6 F0 P
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'! x) o$ h& W8 k8 m9 q
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.; o( Y; V! I: }" ]5 d- n
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.6 o. k$ c7 ^0 V8 ^, o |
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.3 l2 ^/ G# j8 q9 O" ^. i
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!+ w/ d2 D1 a! Q
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
$ K" ~2 {+ }' e+ ~8 ?We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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3 W5 q8 V% }# `" x9 o& t% HAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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