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This is not a new one but in English this time." v7 _) E( L, B( ^& F2 h0 t
( \; @' p" s9 O& c$ q3 {I was a very happy man.
0 C! k# a" f( O+ `7 @! K6 G8 MMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.. q q" N( c5 u, n1 i1 d
There was only one little thing bothering me...
9 l" ~* E F: F4 K# hIt was her beautiful younger sister.
, m! i7 S( U9 E* bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
- v e' [2 q$ m: oShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view., g6 O, u x3 K' R& C$ O
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) k9 r0 i5 q. f+ T; Z
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
- v- t# }" v" U, l4 H9 qShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
6 w' l; d \/ |6 P/ h9 X, ` mShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
( {" u9 h8 i. q- r$ I* MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word., l; B+ W: i) \' h( `; z
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
3 |: `! t" v2 I' [* W8 OI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.7 g9 d+ B! B5 |
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
! b& F1 g n( k( Q$ B1 {) fI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.6 y3 s1 e# u0 s1 ~/ }* c( G
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
5 G% g8 x# Z- l+ h' }2 D3 m, A+ \% JWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
/ r. w4 c1 U7 s2 P! y {0 XWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:0 q& m6 `, M/ q. A7 R
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% ~9 m; H$ s5 CAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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