Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

6 \7 o$ G4 F3 K$ ^+ p& v1 r" cI was a very happy man.
( J' |' E( d) dMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
1 F! n+ L. z2 u$ mIt was her beautiful younger sister.
. G6 _% m9 i0 M" {, u6 QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
2 G( o1 K: j1 P  x, [) @( PShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, @2 W" a2 C: f8 y5 }) SOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
2 Z# E$ o2 T" y5 S- DShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
( V$ i4 I* ?3 [  jWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
8 c) |9 z) S# T( l* uI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
3 i+ l, _/ Q3 M0 a1 T) PI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
1 X: J: w' a. p% `! c4 d. XLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
- D. b4 g4 ]: ?/ e- }" k: o$ SWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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7 i1 B8 p' d2 z0 NAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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