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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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: L0 |8 U; l9 ?5 r2 a& d3 ?' w/ M( aI was a very happy man.; r/ x/ {4 \$ A
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
) C. b2 L% q: E: P H5 h- jThere was only one little thing bothering me...0 }, ?0 n% Z5 u+ k. B* E( h
It was her beautiful younger sister.# M( O) q9 p& C0 `! b5 b- H
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
* d |$ f4 P% tShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
, u) G4 _0 m% ?$ u5 u5 `* A! \It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
# \, d _. Y EOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.$ x' i7 I3 b* ]& E/ U+ L+ n
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
0 c X! A) T9 ~! `- bShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
8 k* m0 |+ Y! W8 b+ bWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. U/ X+ t1 f2 K9 d% g1 r+ W: ~
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
) y z+ c5 y7 l( DI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
1 X2 z% {4 t; M+ kI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.' a3 ?/ x; q! y7 `! k) W
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
0 `& C7 Z* @- b, f% OLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
7 _0 E# H" [# }1 pWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
2 [/ n6 I A' y5 T3 O7 xWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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