Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
5 s  l8 q3 s, U5 U+ P5 h. nThere was only one little thing bothering me...
. W" m( G7 Y$ cIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
7 e3 V$ ~1 O# F7 }* TShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- }' m- y7 @& ^& F6 ?One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
2 ~3 E, n. C" kShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
5 _! p: A8 N8 b7 M! G9 _: F8 jShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
2 A; L9 l& c9 A0 cShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
6 X/ ]8 _/ ?5 B4 l- B5 H, P( kI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
2 ^6 r& ?5 c; j8 e* TWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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