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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man." y- @$ m1 }1 O" A; S' M
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.- l0 F: W3 D: F [
There was only one little thing bothering me...
( I1 k B$ b0 t! Q) mIt was her beautiful younger sister.2 r5 [$ h, s# n3 W9 a: M2 K
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
9 D& a" c8 H' h4 L6 gShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view." @7 T% s) q( A0 U2 ^7 @6 _; L! a1 K
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 X+ L) }& k% ~0 L
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.1 A" x) r: x B
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.4 o( y- _! ^/ C0 n
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
. L$ I% b6 t) q, aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
* `; e3 e/ y' ^, g( ?1 y. FShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'2 W; e% ?: ^% z' ~
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.6 m1 g* O# @5 A: Y0 s
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.6 l6 t4 t6 l) y% Q" M3 {
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
: m; |. Q/ V5 `( K! o& lLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
/ s) l/ p% j' T- s. |4 c2 t4 ?With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
4 ?1 |% y8 S' u) I a( F0 P2 T0 PWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:% E/ w D/ ?0 `/ h( |4 ^9 |/ }
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