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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.9 \  w2 a$ E$ _3 a" w
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I was a very happy man.
6 J$ |1 z& O" y, KMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
2 r; B- w; r8 c# tThere was only one little thing bothering me...( u; {. [* @; G* Y0 e
It was her beautiful younger sister.& i0 g2 ]* E# ~# K
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.; z$ T7 W+ e$ i, @# {1 f! X& l; K
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
0 h& v" d1 o3 l) t% L! \6 qIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& W5 o- o6 ~4 @* @: J1 r
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" \3 x- t5 E: Q% d5 p) m8 TShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.; ^0 m; H4 R1 j. [. j, m( v
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.9 |3 o3 f" E% ~) r2 t
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
8 i  q' L2 [# F1 n% j) [She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
# Z0 Z4 Y  J% b- _I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
7 p. o9 [) A" I  U* \5 lI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door." Z: o1 m$ ^3 j5 ~# b
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
  D5 W9 I0 h" jLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!% K) I, K* {! A9 H
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
9 t! O, ]  A7 C' Z) W* ?We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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