Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

6 U: r9 J0 ?3 K$ RI was a very happy man.
* ]% T; j9 Y( u! T; S/ C9 n5 jMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
/ {" q$ {- |; F' u' L! K2 NIt was her beautiful younger sister.
. O  M/ o. M) I. q) E7 |& UMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
$ o% k- h; `* V" GShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
  ?* T; J6 y3 VIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
; \% C* i: \  @1 k" a6 _One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
8 f5 w1 h' A# g3 ^( H. J3 kShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
3 E& L# i9 a3 f* J7 yWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
/ d6 k' b+ b8 s$ h2 pShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
/ _4 u' X1 l5 h4 _I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
! G* R7 a  z* ?! x0 |I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
4 a: k* X; |4 X' iLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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