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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.1 Y! C' @6 e. Z4 ]) \$ u( D

# M7 W  ]- P# ~9 }+ y' ?$ W3 f1 dI was a very happy man." W+ T8 S& j! G
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
- H) Y+ q+ x) h8 J$ vThere was only one little thing bothering me...' [* d4 _, ]2 y  z
It was her beautiful younger sister.5 O! a5 B# j/ W$ z5 f
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.* n- ~  N) G6 V+ |
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
4 w3 d) m+ k8 d! x  B4 W* \It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. |6 X  {: ]2 J8 n* Y, j6 \
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
3 J# {1 v$ X8 K2 q) rShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome." e, G  l. R* Y' `& D) N
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.0 A' V7 H1 R# v3 K- g' _2 s# d
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.) {6 c# V2 T6 a4 _( ^2 R
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
4 c# l8 x( s2 b% r; D4 i+ x( MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.4 N8 v: s$ F( r1 E( v
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.9 O! t5 X$ }4 D- S* }
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.7 u. f  u8 t; o" h- ~+ a
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
/ R+ G7 S, }0 `* f$ tWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
0 T$ q! ^) h5 b. i0 f6 xWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:0 h: C: f2 u2 Y4 v3 N, d
      
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2 |! n$ X9 f- bAlways keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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