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7 W* ^7 Q! ` h$ bI was a very happy man.
0 E* I0 P. d2 v4 J9 n/ gMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
: Y: ]4 F$ s, V+ L2 k( H0 |" AThere was only one little thing bothering me...
2 M }& L8 \2 s9 {8 n; bIt was her beautiful younger sister.
3 m% r6 e: P6 g7 iMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
; u6 {& {7 r( _She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
3 p) X7 i) K! Z1 J1 o' [7 D8 oIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
7 P. P( p' e. r1 w# LOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.) k& A* v/ Y1 f7 ~6 J$ K
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
9 S' t3 V$ I- \# V6 P+ tShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.8 v. Y* D' t5 g. j% c7 E( S2 A
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word., L6 g D3 R$ f# S B0 w
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.') V; H ^0 d) e9 c
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
3 P. m- t+ m1 C! R i. YI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.9 P" h0 C& a% A1 k1 d+ R; Z+ p) T
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.3 M! {( S+ Z# e5 d6 |% \% j
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!! ~3 t9 T8 }: }0 h8 k% [9 x/ y1 g
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test." Q1 b8 x( y5 b7 |
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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% K3 K; ]6 X2 zAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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