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This is not a new one but in English this time.% ^' X( J& l& ^) D
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I was a very happy man.) L: C3 _) Z" H6 h: r
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
2 S& e x- i, k" KThere was only one little thing bothering me...
9 ~3 e% G% m% N2 e5 V1 SIt was her beautiful younger sister.9 u& t. H( \2 T, r. Q4 ?: o' P
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
# B( C5 N* ?; F3 U! Y: JShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.% y! k7 Z7 F- L9 X
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 O4 ~/ G' K( B! t: e; K" z& I
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.) o J+ Q: `5 X# `9 v
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.3 _: G: Q7 b: {& b4 [* X
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.* O' s4 [, i: }: ^
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
) ?: b# n7 F1 Z9 U- n% {She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'7 l! R8 b+ U! U
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
8 P6 R2 X g. A" P3 QI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
* @* y- P, [! y0 C/ Q1 m& H& o( m8 jI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.9 S) q, I- K5 E i5 i
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!9 O' q9 h9 g! b( S2 S
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.% p2 a b+ j4 {8 w# K- _# K
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:: D3 v w1 u0 x6 o, w
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