Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

1 N4 a$ r0 F& _: {% o' uI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
1 ?, |/ b' t7 s5 l3 {It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
# D/ u/ B6 N. k+ TShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
' A9 s) q2 R6 H4 w. R; B% S0 A2 wIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
" Z! M1 q, e* N* {/ p* aOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
) @6 K) L; P, y1 M" q0 kWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
" f" Z8 i; `! c+ JShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
2 S" ]# I, @6 g4 y0 [' DI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
( E. F- Z' s7 I" ~8 zI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
5 ^' l3 G" @( [* {Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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5 o, L/ u. z6 e- T1 ?Always keep your condoms in your car.

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