Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
( j& q( U3 v# ]My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
, }) W) x( l* V" aThere was only one little thing bothering me...
7 Y$ @1 o: }! V' r& o8 x' M) EIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
& y) a5 V3 L; }- N# P9 ]0 ^She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
  b! }" T+ h, Q$ YIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
3 D; Y* X, A, R1 u2 _One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
' w6 w$ A/ o9 c4 O* V; H2 `+ aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
; e; J, O6 f$ }6 D. Z+ xI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
6 D; Y" Z$ E4 x5 |8 ^) \: q; LI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
" F& i2 g, {+ I! L' aWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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+ ~; d) z! o- C( i( [6 xAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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