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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
; d0 g# R2 N# h' n* `# x+ YMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.7 I$ X# W% f' u- q* W) h; l
There was only one little thing bothering me...
: x- s/ d) g) I1 D5 Y; Z9 T1 o1 ~It was her beautiful younger sister.
; c/ U0 G' H& |' U/ O$ |" w. ?' rMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.  L4 g5 C# e" E* e
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.8 v9 A- ]/ V5 k7 m8 C( U
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ P/ g: S* {4 h( ]+ R" m0 A& D% ~! B
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
3 Y& H  d0 I; [; P3 W: p- IShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
! {+ d) u+ t) KShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.2 o9 M  Y5 [* i1 k  z& E
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.3 C4 O8 L$ b1 z) N: s1 W" f
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'0 ?$ ?2 m% ]4 A8 I& U; M3 ]
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.5 {& L7 ?# D' l9 ~
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.4 i1 g; c) E* S' G/ B8 L8 c" [. Q
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.4 r) ?7 I& m; R2 C" B: _
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!7 `& b* Y  [( v" F8 A, E6 p1 r
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
, J" _7 B+ ?. H* v) {- {* t" bWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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0 S2 T: Q! Q4 Q, E  A# iAlways keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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