Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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" e7 P8 m4 V/ K) rI was a very happy man.
, g0 r8 |, g" y' }* D* G" |My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
6 e9 S$ M3 w/ e. W, |  ]; w4 v9 sIt was her beautiful younger sister.
; m+ Q* B, K) s+ g5 ?My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
, i, i9 c. B4 H; K' I1 z; G: cShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
, i2 Q/ C$ ?0 [1 O' L6 L% W' T2 L# zIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
0 C7 K8 y9 l- J9 g" V2 W1 @One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
- L- D. ?. ]; S3 ~* E. M8 kShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
+ ]9 W. B1 A" N& f, t2 D  jI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
8 p( F* }- g- ?0 `4 jI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
( E: f- }* U4 {9 EWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
2 Q, f6 |/ b! `. i- x4 BWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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