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This is not a new one but in English this time.5 X4 {: Z, V: `3 \5 J; ]# b
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I was a very happy man.
4 q6 ~4 k9 Z( c9 @My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.5 y" G# ^3 H0 `! R: s
There was only one little thing bothering me...3 e' Z8 u$ Q5 s/ _4 |
It was her beautiful younger sister.
, a; F$ D7 d. r9 lMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
& y2 M* I6 V: H* X. \2 @/ _- P9 ~She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
# d: l3 X5 R t! `0 l! L& K hIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 [6 j, X2 e4 L# ~# C
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
/ ?+ N6 w k# ZShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
1 @& U# I. u' I6 W( [, h' `She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
6 n# W+ U3 w% MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
. N( ]+ N3 u6 `# RShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'6 s. c, {; k% B* Z9 a- y
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.# w' v& |. P$ ?
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.- W$ R# j( k0 x6 i, C! F, r
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.2 w' f4 J. w Z5 R/ i( y
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
) a& U8 N8 l. P# PWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test./ @6 \% f: m$ v9 N# T9 q
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:8 ~, v7 Y* G. @5 {/ N4 O1 I
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