Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
) w) U5 S( y) D' mMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
% P, F( s3 h2 V5 n7 C# uIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
6 l% S) C' ^3 \4 t" ~; G# i" HIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
% j- ?( h$ r8 c8 mOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
6 f1 M- a% D# a1 C+ x1 AShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
7 @. W! B, n1 nShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
+ s; L: e# O* Y! G& G8 E- w/ o- XI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
& H2 c, C- T) G* V1 m5 [4 c0 k0 X/ sI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
/ C  O; R+ R  y, F1 KLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
4 C- Q$ k/ H8 i* U2 I: C5 K* bWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
+ I" {( l, R/ X: @3 k4 k6 L: N# |We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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+ A! M1 Q  e) B; k) K5 TAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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