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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.  m' q; I0 @; {( Z9 J" W
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I was a very happy man.
$ L& H5 E( b' c" N4 r# QMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
. _- ?* B& g- uThere was only one little thing bothering me...
$ _5 p1 z3 J  \8 N9 X$ u8 l" C" }It was her beautiful younger sister.# G  M$ M9 i" |8 {: X/ ^
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.  j3 J, D5 r. |8 F8 D, p: i* j
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.1 v# K& z) h9 Y; P9 Z# G4 x
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 X7 k$ d! X6 I, C& G
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
- i% l0 V0 t- _3 xShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
3 i0 o4 e* W/ x1 ], X8 o4 H7 xShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
) I$ g  X# @9 MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
/ @/ |5 c' F, a5 Y' V4 zShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
, ?7 N5 R& Y0 ^: |I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
- }& }( D+ O6 n1 d. S6 EI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.( W- G& P% ]: ~1 r. m: H; ]9 {
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.. z  b) G) E2 U/ P6 \* m
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
) D+ t# ?+ @* V$ K' i* w+ z* zWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.; U8 R& \  x6 ]
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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