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This is not a new one but in English this time.+ {$ G( t$ J- W! ?' i: r( K
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I was a very happy man.9 T& d) j( x* f# z# w* y
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
( T' v! p5 e5 N' j0 VThere was only one little thing bothering me...) l0 ]- N* y; L9 E
It was her beautiful younger sister.
& }* x; W, g$ b3 Y1 lMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.. u( u# X0 z# r
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.4 ~6 W) t6 ] N; d1 G
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ x5 t1 N8 s. k+ b* Q, T* N+ n0 y; V
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.% I9 \) t. ~1 F
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.6 H6 }% V5 a% c- y+ v3 O: ^
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.1 }5 l- ~% }+ M w/ ~4 k: v! z \
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.6 l- T' C8 K, x2 x; a
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
1 H4 R. n% a1 {& P& jI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
: e; p& y0 \% f ^& Q; OI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.( m) ` F4 H I% A& R8 V) l
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
3 Y$ I9 X+ s1 P: R% z ULo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!: R5 k4 x8 b4 X
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
! l5 I" j6 i8 }1 uWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:+ J( U6 c+ [ S
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