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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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' V1 f$ b7 X, A7 l0 zI was a very happy man.
; B$ s) w( W7 t5 S4 j" J. ]0 q/ {My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. p7 j; ^/ x: x) f) }* q9 J
There was only one little thing bothering me...
8 ^- F5 @ I# H, _' M/ i1 rIt was her beautiful younger sister.9 W2 {, h) n( h
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.! O* b! v. b2 E. ?' n( q$ a- |4 ]
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view." t4 F5 U* K. O- P( Z
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 Y( l4 H6 B6 j, x) h1 u
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
! @' Z& |- Q" E8 p, F* R! uShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
' T8 i- T6 J/ ^( _' L5 ?She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.8 Q5 V) L& C) r8 E1 N Y8 \
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.+ n2 z5 `+ A ?8 p
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'0 Z2 S; H7 g0 w; w. Y* S
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.) T5 i4 G( R) b' n! Y: p) |0 r
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
& g5 p4 m4 b+ K2 G* d. ~0 T( CI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.1 u& T; k* n" K; f8 e
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
& T5 K, r) U( p! U! n7 xWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.+ _% T4 q! r: |$ V3 a' T) c, S" |
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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" q7 q- k T: c: ?% e4 uAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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