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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.. U+ e( f# c% G3 t
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
' ^! h) F8 V6 }6 p! i* u( AThere was only one little thing bothering me...
/ R) H* O: O1 ?It was her beautiful younger sister.0 {' r5 J5 i+ C# Z
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.( |9 g# N& |# ^; i
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.4 ^2 U$ F, O: K" I! U- f5 b' t
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ X& Y, y5 {8 b) P" P7 j" B
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.3 P5 J* x6 x8 k0 C) t
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.# K- o2 E5 S1 Y
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
( R1 S7 A+ X# h" U7 EWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
- V( L, `1 q1 dShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
/ r/ v" u. q/ W4 X, r0 k0 ~$ GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.: o4 u5 G: M+ E8 M% ]9 f4 u
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door., h( q$ `+ v1 _- c& e3 R
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.; ~4 f* r( q/ ?5 m* L$ C) V
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!: A, q s0 D3 S1 E
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
+ y. v- ]/ ?% T; {5 A- yWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:+ Z# D( q" ]+ L' y2 B3 X6 m
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