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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.* j- x( Q8 Y8 F2 Z# `
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.$ \: b' H. L0 A
There was only one little thing bothering me...4 y5 i; ?8 h& j
It was her beautiful younger sister.
, Y* N1 g* m& [1 r5 m/ Y, F3 d6 h8 |My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.$ ?& z6 x2 Z6 L' z( y
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.% q: G0 x2 f# n# ~7 `; ^5 c7 D
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. W9 ^5 V. M$ l/ c# r4 j
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations., A. |* t$ y- z8 c
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
0 l! H6 S6 V- n' G# hShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
) k6 z2 C5 ~0 z1 K, `: d0 o- v3 ?Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
- c" P8 v8 u+ m0 H. AShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'% q4 p3 x- g; P" I
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
4 i# s( ~4 p. BI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
9 ~4 K/ d; K8 O* K4 j. h5 gI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. f9 ]7 D2 p- G7 e: c
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
l3 k3 V% u7 a7 q7 ^. a# {9 ~# BWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
+ T! l, Z) Q. n& y9 ], vWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:9 O# A" z) r: q; Q* e. A/ t
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* D' `" a% F4 P v) `, _( }( DAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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