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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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; J( J- f' y7 n; e3 b" iI was a very happy man.
/ ]) Z" G( p( }8 }/ O* h" I  v- E. ~My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
7 W2 y' x. A. U$ l& H# lThere was only one little thing bothering me...
# M+ h5 x( L8 i8 C  P( OIt was her beautiful younger sister.9 e& x5 V4 N5 S; d' D; }( r: h
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.3 s& E, G9 z. K' Y, b& p6 B# P
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.) A5 U0 k$ B  H1 n7 k; x$ o
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) V* X; [8 H! n& A- k
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.0 s; ?+ g# j* |6 @! h, J8 `
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
0 b( Y) j, h3 |+ c4 h& UShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
# Y1 ?7 ^. u+ NWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.- `/ f; U9 c1 b8 s8 w" S( f& `
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
( w3 F, d. u& T. H8 J7 {. nI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.+ H) T) g+ C* q$ g  V7 z
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
5 I( m; r9 N1 M' z" q6 `0 m- p" fI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
% s9 a# l- [* |6 @Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!$ H* Q! h4 V/ R9 ?! h  ]! j( n! b7 T7 N/ Q
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
- t0 K; H+ J4 @8 A6 n$ vWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:' q8 x4 ~9 c' p% U. |4 B# b
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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