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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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$ A6 Y7 I. P+ e7 o \5 yI was a very happy man.( G& [2 h; \' L& ?
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.0 U5 F$ W" f7 w# W
There was only one little thing bothering me...
' G* h& K ~+ n' D$ ^It was her beautiful younger sister.* V5 |8 x% |2 c1 P' h
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. }2 }" |5 x6 o1 n% H* ^
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.6 B+ w1 O6 r; z: n6 x( g
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
* ?$ n( e8 S# o* bOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.) { `7 W% |' T3 X- b1 I
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.# F$ A4 F" a+ s3 B8 E8 @+ U( K
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
+ g- u( j4 a# G. x. L+ g$ d3 R& kWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.* m; h5 K7 i2 u1 O4 w5 i7 P4 @
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
: E! l1 M" D+ Q q/ _8 ?I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.* w( a. u( Q( j1 @1 j! L+ |1 u
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.7 h' t1 |; x5 G% J- L2 E6 f+ c
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
s3 B+ s5 |: G, U/ E3 OLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
# \5 |4 o# K' F+ ?% w: F( X2 d8 TWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.8 N8 k8 K: l: @7 @ z! |/ t% h
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:& s8 h4 y S# Z6 @6 u+ k o
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