Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

4 x0 h9 G# |* c) ]I was a very happy man.
' H: r$ }6 Z, HMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
* H1 R% b+ W  C+ kIt was her beautiful younger sister.
4 P" ^4 p1 q. A$ K' R: e, g% V7 R" z, IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
5 D/ y3 h% Y% Q9 y: {6 p: D, sShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
: Z0 b8 j# b2 F( ~1 gOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
& [: q1 b' I4 F/ q2 mShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
# e7 G8 N8 |* }5 U! ]5 wWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
- p$ h8 f6 }* i# gShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
& h8 L3 D) `% }  xI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
% B8 u2 Z: G! y6 jI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
: b' h/ C: @( ]2 @Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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- f3 ?! A* F& c" n; HAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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