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This is not a new one but in English this time./ M8 r# b9 f, @; A1 j
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I was a very happy man.
8 E! b' }; v. v1 wMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
& g4 b( n* U/ ?( V" |. uThere was only one little thing bothering me...6 e' _: ^9 [* d
It was her beautiful younger sister.
: a! k V0 `5 z. U/ @ pMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
5 e4 A) r! g6 cShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.7 m- \) f2 y/ _3 w- ^: t, ^
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! L4 G: Y, Q6 m7 l! k3 H& B6 _/ g
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
# w* s& }& K+ jShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.! V8 `3 [! Q: D0 R& g: I
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.! A. K# i& {, g6 Y4 N5 d0 E5 R- X; S
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
9 i, }" D; n5 @/ EShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
& h' ]6 N) p2 G4 Y r) n0 c9 ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
3 z5 d' s4 M' B- z3 }, iI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
! b0 f9 ^ x: }: RI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car./ A) y1 h/ o4 f
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
a: z1 k9 `: a3 M) O7 U/ \" X, pWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.5 O* p. w9 m- U7 |- n. f
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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