Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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  L+ O8 {3 I% O& y. aI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
; `& u6 ?' d& w2 s8 ^& ^- U! u9 l. iThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
5 a0 p# W+ X4 m3 x. x  iMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
' y, k* S/ u2 h, s9 wOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
* P/ I" H7 [% sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
6 O4 h. a6 s: J+ F. n8 DI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
" U% d$ N, y/ m! D. zI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
* h3 F& c1 ]1 O. k1 P& aWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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