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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.1 |: J. Y) ?( k6 H6 Y$ h; O
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I was a very happy man.. t4 c2 u% P+ B, f
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
& Q- v. ?4 `0 A$ c1 W& D$ L( MThere was only one little thing bothering me...
0 |$ Z1 H9 u: e7 u% C3 g9 `# nIt was her beautiful younger sister.
# P0 U* G/ s6 h6 B2 vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
) f/ S4 i8 G; `' N! zShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.. S( B# Z/ j6 p9 V
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
/ _! z/ m2 T5 J: O+ `# {# {One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
& L* K* L2 s1 lShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
( M/ f. W* e5 |* y& }2 K3 w% L$ ^  x7 mShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
& M, x! f) ^! }% I. @. q" {' z/ nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.9 b0 w4 a* A: \2 V$ T
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'0 N5 a9 q2 n# a( ^6 s9 b
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; k; q4 T* o/ {0 rI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.' h" w3 x& o0 r
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.' b; J  j/ R. t+ B; M
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
9 j& w+ Q2 m, qWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
0 b  W$ z! p6 e0 i6 xWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:9 \' I$ {: f, H, a" x( k
      
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5 p0 g% u- [7 A) s$ l& w6 m: WAlways keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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