Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

! k, t! x& A( h6 ~$ o0 r6 VI was a very happy man.
( W) [. C+ D" R: NMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
: ^; Q  j  M6 e; RThere was only one little thing bothering me...
( _, o9 K$ N8 F% jIt was her beautiful younger sister.
0 J; }, Y( _2 T$ z9 IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
& c- I; B+ x6 [" uIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
2 x. Z- i) c& DOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
2 J5 G' B2 T6 G% K/ c- F  }6 v- rShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
7 E/ p  B: g, c6 JShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
) [: ?- Z+ X5 n. F( B5 D0 CI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
4 T1 k4 P: n4 nWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
' O, y4 G* ]! g; z& vWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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