Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
) q0 D: g* e4 M8 r& {/ r4 Z* j9 YOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
7 C/ A* C+ K3 |% {3 m( QShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
  l% Q: I2 K3 j: |# b4 sShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
* Z5 `  A, Q- d' k" XI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
, T# E+ q% Q/ m      

) U: U2 [6 R- J.
.
  Y4 @% b, X! a% ]( ].
" T0 J8 |1 h6 ]7 q' i4 l.
.

8 a( B& Q' j8 ]. g9 R3 aAlways keep your condoms in your car.

猪刀小试

晕，万一没通过测试，老头可搭进去俩姑娘～

billzhao

通过测试的恐怕不多