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This is not a new one but in English this time.0 T2 e9 X8 f& J: O
- ?' l5 N3 T+ s# T% \I was a very happy man.
+ |9 q' A# m' L" ~5 W* h+ ?My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.# ]9 U. X: L4 }) c" _+ L
There was only one little thing bothering me...
O% L) o9 `' _1 w7 Y4 c5 W# aIt was her beautiful younger sister.7 C9 c- i6 p9 U/ R" z' g+ y
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
: i8 }4 ?( I# B5 E& DShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
) _; r" r8 h) c. AIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
5 x* q# {* m' w7 @One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.7 M) Z2 _# @& r
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
# `# u" l3 o3 A. T, \+ \6 AShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.# L# B2 g- @% l
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
: [1 U; \4 G1 E) iShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
[* j7 ^; r) Y' r# f" c$ n0 Z" F9 \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.4 M- |0 M7 n) ^
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.$ U7 s) `& E$ V( P+ ?& r- `, K
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
/ v; I1 D5 {# k* {Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
1 y* F" } z! Z, A! hWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
3 ~- e! t3 b7 t0 _% Z/ T( RWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:. z/ F8 G% q, C8 F; {
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