Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
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2 Z* q+ @. P$ Y# AIt was her beautiful younger sister.
, O8 _, y# G# p/ wMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
& p- ~9 s" x# N+ z: h, eOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
: m5 [" u! C  S4 R* {( l4 OShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
4 s$ ]) P+ e! x% e7 jShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
. o7 j' }( |6 w6 DWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
0 H* R$ I0 U" h! kI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
' O- w4 K, U. T5 ?+ `, y' |! I* E. H7 OLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
/ K. D8 W& A+ l3 hWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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