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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.' u9 B* M* Z$ k, @) B8 n# r+ G
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.! { }3 Z5 e$ R$ l* z @
There was only one little thing bothering me...5 b1 Q! y$ z: K2 \) ?2 D7 [
It was her beautiful younger sister.+ ?. {: y. Y$ o2 d0 L8 n% L0 m, N# `
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less." r! G3 {5 @- b z
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
( l; z& s) s" q8 _It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
9 D9 d3 u- p* `) B% [One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.! A' h' z" F9 U6 J& J
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
- o3 K1 n. z9 I, T c7 NShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.0 P% A5 X3 K; l, ^+ {
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.2 _; @' R+ [6 P A" R- b+ [: Y/ e5 s
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'+ W" Y# h" x, @, y' z
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.! ]" `% z& I- m. H2 [
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
P8 Q; W+ D$ T' N# uI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
/ |& I2 Y G6 [* h& `; } JLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!8 j! _0 l9 o' p) L0 V, Q/ _
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
6 ^6 s! r o- Y# A$ I- h% PWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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