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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
+ N. X, f* O. f1 p" zMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.: E3 r& \" o( c
There was only one little thing bothering me...
6 n0 R6 ?: Q1 \It was her beautiful younger sister./ X) b3 A: }- M
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.( o L( j; i% E+ [: X+ ~
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.. P5 P/ e* h6 g- k& c: ?
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) ?+ v- Y8 `* ]/ n1 V) }
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.1 f V7 a! g. H( Z j
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
4 r" u5 w6 ]( J+ [" P( A; H* JShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.7 W, p. y# s! V& j% j
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
: k2 s9 G$ P1 j; k, R% c, }9 `# r" }She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'5 x5 {+ U0 C' C4 ?
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; x" |( Q w" B2 U2 s4 z% y. ^I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.* Z. B7 c3 A- P# b# u
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.$ ^, i N* x9 V9 L+ g& |
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
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We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:% K& e1 V5 N2 Q, L1 j
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