Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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0 g2 Y/ }7 |- ]. z; z' XI was a very happy man.
( ?$ w  ]8 d  `My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
; L* ?/ K! H, e. g  pShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
+ ^* S* ?8 q( P) y/ O( u7 H& r( DOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
  [- k- F0 \5 J; A) K3 l, pShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
+ q, Q- _0 _* c7 N- t7 Y8 BShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
2 c4 ~3 ~7 c  `6 tWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
( h$ `! R6 U" P! O' C2 t. E3 o! iI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
+ Q: A4 a1 y9 Q. d! m3 gI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
  C$ m2 H1 t$ W- L% r" v! l8 z/ @Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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; B6 D6 h: y' K" T* NAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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