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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.  L8 f# {( O  K! l% W1 V

7 P5 @6 C  W+ g4 n) ]I was a very happy man.* t. X- t% |+ |7 \8 o( o
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
- G: c! l2 _# _* j% uThere was only one little thing bothering me...
/ {2 V0 X: C1 w2 c- c  O, S) z: z+ r1 _It was her beautiful younger sister.
& }7 L1 ^( H" i% N& D; Y7 {  uMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.6 ]( U6 {9 T, o" N* S( q
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.5 E; f% u( _/ @  `: p
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! R5 U' _- ?& i' Z/ z( ]
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.8 v  z. G/ m, j9 z* |1 p
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
" j; }- U5 N" n* nShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.' U; D- J* w: {9 [
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
, ?( b; p5 c  y7 u' @She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
1 x5 |" Y0 ?/ v: CI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.* D. n- j$ o5 w: i% |. h; p" k
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.! r/ x# u0 R+ D# q: E" `: x
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.: `/ i8 i% j! c; v. j0 ?
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
. T& D8 t8 ~8 A" v5 w0 s0 @With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
# X- O# x0 O) o- ?5 `We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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& B8 M# d3 H) V, M$ U9 Z通过测试的恐怕不多
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