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This is not a new one but in English this time.$ s' d I3 e; y- D
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I was a very happy man.$ J( \& B7 p2 C4 I4 V) d* I1 h) v
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.2 V, R+ k8 Y7 g5 n* |
There was only one little thing bothering me...+ V7 ~9 h% ?( c' W, U# c: J7 f
It was her beautiful younger sister.* l; \# k6 \# p8 b
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.' K0 ]8 S+ N& r. L
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.. a0 [5 M8 ~6 C
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
) q0 D: g* e4 M8 r& {/ r4 Z* j9 YOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
7 C/ A* C+ K3 |% {3 m( QShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.* \6 l# R5 V) S% o0 ?
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.+ B9 `3 A) C; N: i% F7 @$ n7 H* R' ?
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
l% Q: I2 K3 j: |# b4 sShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'' b0 s5 ^6 K5 W) p6 ?' c' q; U" l4 m
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
* Z5 ` A, Q- d' k" XI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.. m, l/ c1 u. A* S5 D2 _
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.: X2 k/ i4 c, W
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!4 k& C# {2 f( [* ?- r
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test., [4 [; I1 [8 e H6 ^
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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8 a( B& Q' j8 ]. g9 R3 aAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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