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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.1 V! b8 S7 c( c& w- A9 P4 z
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
D# f( L" u. B& z1 U* v3 v- eThere was only one little thing bothering me...7 p4 c9 Q- _/ N f( B
It was her beautiful younger sister.5 d3 P* Q/ S U3 A
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.- n5 x' y$ X4 }; e
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.3 W2 ^, y6 o8 I% h0 a8 q
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
" k1 E, U; |) A8 u G* Q/ }6 iOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
# d! t& G+ T7 H$ _She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.0 [ |+ R% n5 M+ M; c/ c' _( Z$ S
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.* h4 F4 n. G4 k5 c6 L& K( R
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
3 J1 U y" V, e3 m1 rShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.', b) p' ^, b O( C- A
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.8 L6 ]7 m+ w# l% e
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.& j, @9 _$ Y0 p5 o( w- K
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
! Z! k9 Q- O6 u7 U0 |Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!: u, ^9 Q9 W G0 Z& P$ Y
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test." a! F! k) I+ ]4 q/ d7 z2 o
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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& [- O1 w2 n6 S( R* ]Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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