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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.8 N1 C9 [) K" G2 K& U
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I was a very happy man.; c2 J6 O7 {3 ]4 V! r
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.1 q9 k6 j: y0 r  O. Z& C' w
There was only one little thing bothering me...  W3 o0 V' X3 x8 f8 a; A
It was her beautiful younger sister.
5 S/ n4 P' _: b" z% r( bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
5 l" Z# d$ e2 Y8 b% o' \( rShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.! s1 n/ Q+ u/ P4 {$ `5 }  Z. ?* U
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( ]3 l% z  A8 Y, R
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations., f+ m& e5 @$ k8 B5 ~6 V( f
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.. N7 _% Z/ C, K* {" b2 W
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.7 T: B9 ~: s; {; P. N* l& [6 V9 q
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
) [5 k& m/ V/ X( z( oShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
( W) R9 x. e# t3 [6 ?3 s# mI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
4 m' s. F: U# w- ^I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.9 p% S7 R% K( D5 |( ~, C
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.1 x% i: b4 t: c
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!( k' T' e- d0 G
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test., r9 d) I/ x% O+ ~$ z* w
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:  Y. N$ e2 b% j/ S1 a; M1 b2 a
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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