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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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1 |( [  R, F" g; II was a very happy man.. ]7 D( u/ U' C( M9 e
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
" y  c' }  r2 f+ B# B: [There was only one little thing bothering me...4 Y' w# y' v/ i( r# j6 ?! p
It was her beautiful younger sister.
3 x1 f7 ?( S( s- i0 R" JMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
! m! W$ R. v6 ^1 I- g1 KShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.* o8 s7 \" p! p% I) g/ w- U& l
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
) W6 W5 u" d6 ]+ }One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations., f5 y) C3 d0 }
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
! w6 d* w+ [+ Q: [! {5 eShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.% ~" \5 c/ o# B$ r/ }
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.# ~; J1 G5 U- ]8 ]: H# L# C
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
& ~/ {1 n2 j& E+ r, PI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
& q3 S5 a  X# N' \. A0 WI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
  P5 X& M- l2 f/ \8 {& HI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
5 b, N; S8 c. f" M' x7 b$ ^  sLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
% Q2 J6 P. Y8 Q6 {& q: wWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test./ {  y5 i: _4 s# E# x
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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# {9 |& ~% _  o) [Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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