Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
; j4 ^( b% Q" `9 ^& yMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
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% N& J* n1 R' l. S; L: nMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
% I1 Z! U2 d7 T# mIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
% @+ i, u9 s7 k: v+ B3 ^9 s1 r. B& KOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
4 K$ H+ U3 j' M$ s' m  Z; tShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
4 q7 X% p: `7 ]/ w7 V/ \She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
. ^) i$ J, C- {. _6 V6 S7 FI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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