Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
, G8 j; f: s1 M- V" R1 n- pMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
. }5 I- w8 M  C+ T# ]3 \" G/ G  J0 n" fThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
7 ]( u  P: ]3 u. j; v# p8 t$ }My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
* s; A' J% K6 AIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
8 ~7 D  Z+ q9 BOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
! J! r/ n! a: E( z  U; g" ]9 eShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
& l4 `7 t5 r& ?3 TWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
: }- s5 Z6 U6 J, sShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
1 g) O( I+ r: z  O9 @! U7 TI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
) a( N9 h# d3 ?$ Z6 n2 ~9 YI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
$ E% Q# j4 ~7 N9 w+ A9 JI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
! b: {; Y  [3 ^Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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