Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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4 e8 D8 d7 _8 }) X# E, OI was a very happy man.
* I/ t/ e, x4 y# C( A( {& HMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
4 G, e5 x+ `8 M; ?" XThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
! F( S& ]1 g* B6 DMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
/ u: S" ]3 f7 d+ q" V- `7 ZShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
& u' L: J, D- O- M2 }! cOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
5 Q8 p( w5 t" dShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
* g6 [" M# }) n' _; `3 O/ XShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
- e  M1 b2 ?4 k. ~I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
% ]: \. ]1 U9 k1 ~! c9 ~Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
% m- u. M* z0 j8 Y- G5 {2 FWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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" Y+ Q" O7 `8 p0 @( L$ B* Q3 SAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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