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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
# N# G) T, |& ^7 q; e4 qMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married., j& H; |5 e3 q1 I' O
There was only one little thing bothering me...
4 D( p! g* _1 Z9 l$ @It was her beautiful younger sister.* h) A1 c5 z, Q% P3 Q5 A8 T g7 x
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.8 ^, M6 o2 v h
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.8 x+ i0 j- Y7 N1 {5 A' |; h
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. r: C6 I, W5 }* v1 r& e
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations." w, t) ^/ R$ W: n
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
9 t+ K& z, \% e9 ~, _. C! d3 JShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.6 T$ Z6 o& Z% }+ \4 L
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
# L; H! X% h/ T8 s- NShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
! f7 x4 K/ o" o: a" ^( YI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs., c( q8 e0 U8 R8 |# n+ c8 T# l$ Y
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.9 n h, \" J4 D# ^
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
# |+ D# f0 C$ G1 R5 uLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
; p; V _3 l7 A8 T( qWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.0 J) j5 C+ S& Z1 K% X6 `9 j! C: c
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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