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Risk and Moral

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is not a new one but in English this time.$ T. |2 a% I- j* U4 G& d! B
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I was a very happy man.
( K  @6 j3 |0 t' iMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.* D7 t3 z9 F0 o
There was only one little thing bothering me...
: U6 E6 n0 t' I7 \/ q  y1 [! EIt was her beautiful younger sister.! L! q+ p* H' F& C- d
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
* A1 h9 Y  I6 W4 nShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
3 O, C2 ~3 `# Q- j/ YIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 A% L, T* i4 W) D$ q0 y0 T
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.; `! x9 r- V0 `4 T* ?
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.9 X7 h% n) i% J0 A# a
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister." k2 @; Z5 D( {* y6 }
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
( l: ^6 V, q3 O9 m9 x& K% RShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'& P- {& C. p: a% W1 d
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
1 @% j3 \7 Y& WI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
# {/ q' T8 W# RI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
8 q) p8 v, n8 m/ GLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
, g+ \! u! C$ r% ?With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.' Q; n. T9 ]' |0 c  a% @
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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