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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
" Y( D- U1 k+ q! m- M. F2 t4 IMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
, _: }- M& e% N& fThere was only one little thing bothering me...* }, @* e* R3 }3 d3 a1 L
It was her beautiful younger sister.9 R: `& l/ i, C; w
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.8 C3 {8 g3 R+ \6 D
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
% h0 C& C$ u- ]2 c+ N. uIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 \1 y) [5 C: L! d
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
: t# ]& {4 w& y; DShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.) z2 c1 I$ ~1 ~ D! x: |0 |8 r, H: f
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.; X+ U; u/ F6 x' ?; b
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.$ q2 U! I& x, S4 E
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'. N5 U1 J. A6 O! K) c/ N+ R3 k
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.; s2 L; \) `: h; K3 x( E( |
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.3 x+ L9 n8 U5 I. t* h
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.0 c- [" I6 M* H) R! k
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!+ \3 [8 f" y: i* V* D/ a
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.2 Q( J5 Y1 b/ P/ g& ?& u( {' D% r& T
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:3 c3 G9 ?% g1 R6 {; l
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! d! g, k) `, j! @2 qAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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