Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

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, x+ v8 g  G( m3 T7 L2 HMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
5 g! C+ C) i  Z8 u4 {4 c) [& I( Y) U) uThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
0 I( r" B2 `% g9 KMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
3 m1 R7 R7 S0 h  ?- z. I0 vShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
  |* o% P5 u1 H; x4 dOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
" a9 _+ O: z, {1 R1 q5 ~% AShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
7 y! h0 r) h) vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
3 i6 y9 \, T1 n$ xI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
- A, C# F% O# g' vWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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1 N% b7 J- o: j: `' WAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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