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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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  s( \0 |1 J3 c0 h3 f# ?- B; ~6 iI was a very happy man.
5 A/ X/ H# Z4 R1 |My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
+ j. M% A- E. P; D8 m. nThere was only one little thing bothering me...
6 _! J! F' o' q/ B1 CIt was her beautiful younger sister.
5 q& p, \' i5 Z* v8 aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.2 b9 y: H0 A2 ]+ x0 J5 ^
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.+ E& \1 k! I* M/ l
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, s0 i0 ]" A0 P, F1 yOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.( ?- a+ I: h( k$ D0 @: j
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.) J, X# m- U9 B3 Y8 T* P- i
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.+ T- Q5 s5 a6 v' v1 e+ w; B
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.. g/ I* l( W) i5 m( `
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'' Q5 }% a1 I. l2 o! V
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.- C- K& }# N- T" n  D$ ]9 `5 Q: m
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
$ X, k3 H+ C+ V( {' j. e' y. v: wI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.& ~) w9 ?( e; g0 I( @* o- k* r3 `
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
) o$ @- k1 r' Q% e' j6 A8 {! S! A# vWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.4 z; \' N$ r2 c: B: L
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:2 P: C. J2 Y" l/ O! B  }
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' T6 y0 {: m. G4 cAlways keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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# S8 \# ^6 Z, n6 v. c通过测试的恐怕不多
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