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This is not a new one but in English this time.0 U3 U& w! c$ A' R9 z/ t
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I was a very happy man.) l8 x' y" @% V0 \1 `8 J* ?: ]# E+ Y
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
& j; z8 V" r. \5 ~# p3 JThere was only one little thing bothering me...9 j/ A4 G; c) ~- Q1 q
It was her beautiful younger sister.- q3 k8 m( m# X. t
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.1 L. {+ f$ F5 J' Y, `3 [
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.% ^4 Y+ a0 }8 H) t9 P$ N5 L3 I3 w7 ~
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
4 n1 u9 c$ Q; s4 a$ [# vOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.$ {4 G' f/ S: U/ L) F- D
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
/ O9 `# m. z, Y+ K, b: dShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.8 s0 z3 M. G) V" ]: x
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' ^" A7 G+ K' l4 P8 J7 z* qShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'2 O* S# m. v' B. B4 b4 l$ u0 Y
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs./ ?% n8 C# ^" _& d6 G+ u+ j
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door./ d; N: e. P' w
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
/ a$ w' e+ [: [3 KLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! `. m# S3 s' p, Z
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
4 x3 _7 }+ m g- G( L2 RWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:3 x0 q2 o5 H5 {5 {& P$ d. H+ ]/ U2 ]
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