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This is not a new one but in English this time.% u& `2 s+ L1 P% R, v$ V9 T) P
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I was a very happy man.
% q' s3 j& v0 _0 b7 e, O% wMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
0 E' \; C$ `8 O; F* _There was only one little thing bothering me...
# f- F" V, |) u6 X: i* U" |, vIt was her beautiful younger sister.0 @4 `* ?5 n) j+ y
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.& S/ L+ g S! ]3 Y+ U; w6 _
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.9 P$ p6 T4 I/ U2 x" G
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( N9 W3 x' k: H( T6 x! d9 s
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
/ W& t3 ^( o, ?. F+ N/ SShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.7 |1 s" n" s8 a% `0 [. O
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
& p) E @ b) T' p( `. gWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
+ Q, H1 t/ P8 Y! X/ BShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
" f( W/ n5 B8 n; xI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.0 w u: v$ V5 J0 L3 P+ L' H
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.% b8 ^7 ~' n( Q% L) j, x" R7 H; R
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
0 ~. r7 |8 l0 X% NLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!9 N+ Y6 j. b, M% ?
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
! ^3 S+ d$ v# B) Y! r" Q0 C1 R ^We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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/ @/ L6 I2 W% S7 Q ~Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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