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% G8 x+ `: w }- k- _ h+ [9 SI was a very happy man.
" m! {( c0 a) ~0 QMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
+ _( M( e. v; P( }$ d& IThere was only one little thing bothering me...
0 c0 ~. g. m1 Y- h+ P5 s* IIt was her beautiful younger sister.0 y) U' o w2 Z; [. ?
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.) s2 T5 y7 z& x4 h: n' c h9 E
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.: u$ _# C7 G* |. D$ Z5 l. C( p
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
' V! g# s5 F% U; x( H- ~% Y9 ~One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
3 ^9 v1 _/ {; Y0 ~- `; [She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.1 s8 g8 N6 ^9 J3 }& a6 t: w! j6 I
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
5 v$ ^- k3 y% `. d) aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
3 K# u) l& U& A+ i+ ~1 E8 U/ ]# zShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
/ t, H k0 d4 S/ i7 B K6 II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
7 ?# f0 G0 x L. P9 `8 Q' JI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.. Y( |) g6 n5 C
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.4 z" g9 u" f! z! S% l
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
( `" r: |* I3 q! O1 JWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.& s+ S5 j( }( h8 T9 |- w: w
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:3 U9 X& W- `0 e" `2 u
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