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This is not a new one but in English this time.8 v" ^5 b0 N' t0 q" @8 w( n3 @
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I was a very happy man.
5 G9 t/ u4 A: V, E6 b, bMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married., ~( Z4 U, T$ d0 d3 K' c
There was only one little thing bothering me...' P7 H9 |- t2 O8 M; D3 L. V
It was her beautiful younger sister.& p/ w1 W0 H0 W7 N% _
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.' `6 Y7 i4 z1 v) r' A, n& w1 B: O
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.& u) Z) R$ `" C
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- {# \3 t4 X5 ZOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.) [1 H& S, n; D
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
: j' E4 a, u2 l8 X2 C" M2 P/ NShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.+ `* b; U; L& Q% a# r
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
6 E2 K: w [, sShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
5 T" |2 m% l0 k# wI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.! [2 w* x' t Z3 N2 E
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
0 L8 v7 ~) f7 p( w7 TI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.0 G5 L' a4 V7 h& f
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!& D0 y1 e- ?- E; w; ?2 Y: n
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
$ I" C9 a! X; u: p: q4 WWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:6 n) D4 Y0 m; |# N8 B$ P
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/ T& }: R7 ?& ~Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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