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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.5 i3 X0 M3 y" z3 d" h8 C

* Y- h9 @& Z% ~" g1 U- p+ MI was a very happy man.9 \" n& l, c* x4 K
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
6 i. I* E% D) T0 p4 E+ N: hThere was only one little thing bothering me...
5 F5 M3 o/ W6 C' y7 F0 m4 dIt was her beautiful younger sister.) \, W! m' l/ B) L) ^$ s/ A3 m
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
, t1 ]( j( h7 p+ pShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
4 l7 N6 w; ^5 W; X+ ]# P" b; E% U! \It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
2 N. X1 Z1 D+ Q( l0 ]6 ]One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
( E2 A, R8 d, ^- N# T; L: @6 HShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
/ }8 `' o$ m  P( c6 RShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.0 [& L( z/ C; e; M* A9 E" |4 b8 x9 _
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word." Q' z; z" ?" z- J' V# k, b9 R
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
% n: F) \+ Q$ V* s, c; a6 hI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
& n' J+ t, [5 }, x8 I* iI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.. [; n" {2 w# a+ f- k+ `. i
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.  @' w9 h0 L/ G1 s; ]) d, W
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
4 b7 K+ o3 u7 O+ UWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
2 v$ O7 a, N9 J' LWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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/ z8 W) g* M+ \! o; d1 kAlways keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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