Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
- ^/ E1 v4 A7 r7 A1 `1 }3 K1 zMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
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It was her beautiful younger sister.
3 n/ g) v0 t, V) G6 vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
% _4 t0 ^7 L. g7 u' ^0 nShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
8 W. @: @8 K/ h0 PIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
! ]+ a+ C/ f) R7 @One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
8 x$ F! w' J6 jShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
" R8 m: E) D9 _' g5 _! d( fI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
- K  u( o8 t; R" r4 fWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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$ z) f3 Q& ^; }" XAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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