Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
4 V, q$ J+ \4 L7 q% ?6 g5 p' Z3 yMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
9 }5 n1 c" V' W: ~% \  m' v9 SMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
% U$ I$ e! \; O/ g3 l' ^( |) a5 S- X1 tShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
9 E; d3 p% n" X2 e, v1 c6 @One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
1 R9 t. [' }) G+ u3 c% EShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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