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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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: t, t _3 s4 W, H; S% P2 XI was a very happy man./ Q6 Q: L% s' X: y/ U4 b
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.: o: Q% R& P& F. }+ ~
There was only one little thing bothering me...9 P1 c# a' j1 e, W3 o
It was her beautiful younger sister.# G7 ~8 k: Y( u5 \4 U
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
# {7 W9 f! [7 k& f1 o# D0 d, A. o5 `She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
4 ~6 z a" j" q" P5 |4 TIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 M7 {( g8 O* W& B
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" M0 k0 P0 s3 B5 S4 RShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.5 r: }1 z f9 n
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
1 L$ U' o5 A X1 m: K ~5 ?" E2 zWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.8 L( e- D$ M6 d: b
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
$ L8 ~7 D+ V3 u7 j/ t6 @, OI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs./ d. N4 V) m& u& A2 b6 l4 q/ A% \
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.5 |% r0 y |0 G
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
$ C) z9 N. W0 G# z4 [% T' G6 wLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!' X0 t0 I$ K' ]0 d+ M5 C
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
5 r5 d2 _# T. p9 _We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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