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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.& R9 M/ B* A0 ]+ V

+ R6 p" f6 G) v) ^* g: nI was a very happy man.
. v4 i( s+ f# q: h/ \2 e; t& j% QMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.0 x- }' F: u" d( n3 `5 p) ]8 K
There was only one little thing bothering me...3 i! M; Z* C$ s$ G9 q: k% F
It was her beautiful younger sister., ?1 u2 l! Q, u& \6 j* |
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.4 _0 U2 p4 e" s6 e. O2 J
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.! p7 m# ~0 G5 G, Y0 [$ c
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 L, U7 ?: ^( c' I& |  F4 J5 l
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
  ~. Q: r* b3 H5 lShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
9 `! `% C) K  {+ YShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
: W, M' Q( @5 P% Y. U" QWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.' B3 B( P$ O6 M
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
  e% x8 }, P" Q  E5 g# f+ v5 KI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.% R. o5 |6 o6 `5 M9 K! ^9 V5 I
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.$ [; E3 }, h; s# W4 \
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
  f9 ?+ {5 R4 x# jLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!! T; l) M% S" n, O: {" ]" Z* w5 V1 _
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.& u& R( a+ B' Y+ _  m
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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