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. N- G" {/ Q3 D* I5 n" kI was a very happy man.
' J4 L4 u |( J# I |My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.; b# O8 n. `5 ?
There was only one little thing bothering me...
0 R- Y7 S2 J3 tIt was her beautiful younger sister.
/ v( ?0 h$ m* r0 aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.9 N" y6 h1 D* n" c0 o# G
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view., r& n8 ? a3 \) q- j
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 @: Q6 Z: s/ z1 N5 l/ E
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.7 K4 Z; m* {* G2 P2 S, P
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
# v; b- t) l* p1 O( K/ PShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.0 U1 [6 |" G$ S4 h: ?$ i
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
6 D: r1 {& e, \! B' w% zShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
; O- \* ~/ i, c: dI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; v2 f D7 r8 u4 V$ s5 f5 KI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.' ]' |9 Q: u' C _3 z8 O
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.& \5 A6 q; P) f2 M2 _3 E" E( p% M
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
! j# H/ G6 a+ Z0 q1 `* @. v3 IWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
# `/ q1 s- s: A2 _' `( SWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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% {" c( V }6 a0 N1 ], LAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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