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This is not a new one but in English this time., }( Y1 s# t* x6 ^
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I was a very happy man.
; M: M5 X# K+ `% |My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.% C* U5 L' \3 L$ B0 Q5 w6 }+ z# E
There was only one little thing bothering me...+ l3 l) Z2 f. L9 a; w
It was her beautiful younger sister.4 T0 ]- G$ k& N8 m: K! r5 U
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.7 ?9 R( L W, G; q% ~) C: N8 k+ K
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view., R4 j' u E# R2 h1 @! F! f
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
) F! s: |5 E/ |4 BOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.* R& i; B" O4 ^7 T
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.# c2 A( B3 b) G1 Z$ `& n3 T
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
3 u6 Q! d$ }6 D, H% m' N: I! D& o" JWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
# R1 z6 a' S E: Z/ {- |+ t2 z+ nShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
3 y# T4 @ t6 v& W7 U% {I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. o4 \$ V9 [1 e9 |$ A
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.2 x) k% W, T7 m1 k( a4 B
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
, B1 J- k/ R5 u7 q: R4 f: ~Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
4 X5 ~# Y9 {5 Z( R P% K. g& RWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
& m k( }; n* H. h' tWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:& c( P/ e0 \6 H4 D" ~& r
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7 \# W( S2 X! c8 m/ p9 y4 ^ gAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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