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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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- N" T8 C* x/ a9 e' k' W: iI was a very happy man.7 _+ s$ _" V/ Z9 {
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
6 m; c' u4 S0 K8 ]7 m( [% ?: qThere was only one little thing bothering me..., ^; O" r t7 x0 ?; y/ u1 E$ I
It was her beautiful younger sister.. y& o, L& y( B4 }- i" z" x
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
6 i* T5 s+ a- tShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
0 y1 G0 m4 L4 N- rIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
9 M9 ^0 C3 C. C! `One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.: Y7 J! j! d- Q3 O" u {! y4 D
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.- {4 U0 m1 \# j+ A! E& k( S5 \
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. V! o3 u9 Y* J( _4 @: i9 q
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.4 K+ W- y* E/ m) t, L/ p! r9 J
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'& }: G8 S8 o I6 A7 ], a
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
0 X T! \6 _# x( ?I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
Q0 a" I& N; ]* a3 ]2 p# ?I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car., ]+ j# _! T) u7 `7 j
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
: G1 `1 p9 R7 Q$ HWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.! h( f! J' T4 A2 n) T5 w* ^
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:/ F( H# }3 l- k# l4 S
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