Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

+ y4 P* `) E2 dI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
' G' a: }6 H& xIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
+ a  U2 f9 n+ ?She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
; E! U* E: E. W7 @4 B. WOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
4 v# g9 S, P- A( B1 g# K. k; z" g$ D3 XShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
+ J  Q! \- {; YShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
4 {6 Z9 |0 H0 k; d8 zWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
6 e8 P! v( ]& sI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
5 f- ~  {! I2 \  N( NI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
8 N3 V) U# _. C/ ]  {, w- aWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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  l3 G: B5 m9 }2 n: U1 |7 A/ V! OAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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