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+ o( T1 c j8 K/ l+ N, W- X9 m8 C: ]& SI was a very happy man.
0 o+ K$ k. G6 w' [& V" AMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
1 B) }4 }, R- A- \There was only one little thing bothering me...9 _' J8 Q5 @ y' t, {; \
It was her beautiful younger sister.
: c; M& S5 s* _My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.2 P B5 [1 }- H3 T, Q7 I8 d, s
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.* f. @' B: U2 T0 Z# G
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- e" [5 v/ g6 }6 |' g1 n
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.* n0 y' t9 x) ]0 m# i5 q
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.6 J' C5 w+ ^* b- ~% u
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
2 z2 X* q, `& A( r) bWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. t7 c% i+ S" v; } W0 V' I* r
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
5 E+ [2 K# k' |7 n7 hI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
* F; U# r/ r" C2 `I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
1 s5 |6 Z s0 i$ n1 }I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.1 @* ^- s" n: f
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
6 Z5 A% c# U/ Q! i8 l, P* ?With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.: M: h9 W7 b' |2 T
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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) M4 O! j7 w: [4 Y$ j; e: h ^( oAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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