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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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/ n% i1 B% G5 `; ZI was a very happy man.
9 A% Q  {8 \* ]; O+ E' hMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.5 c4 `( G: ~& ~/ S! q8 P
There was only one little thing bothering me...
+ f5 w# N- C7 l- uIt was her beautiful younger sister.
$ ]' B1 e$ T* m+ u- [! s% SMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.- H* [: k: Q6 R8 v# K
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
# l; e) e8 j& A9 O! c/ DIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
8 ^: A: `6 P7 AOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
% A5 c" J  G! q8 bShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
( U  y1 W, @: l  Y/ X* h7 QShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
9 l. L( K% q) d+ ]& B; A8 M0 OWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
$ B& l0 Y) h4 S$ qShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.', ~" f& ]8 V1 G. y* g$ f2 K' }
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.8 S# l+ n" C! N+ i
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
2 D' P9 o9 k6 fI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
; \7 w& J3 t2 I4 A9 v' @Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!: Z( i1 S3 p% u
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
% U0 m" F$ Y, Z. z# ]$ T3 dWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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3 I  [/ O% G) l' l+ {- L; P5 |' UAlways keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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