Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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6 b8 g+ O2 r0 W. K* JI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
& k, R+ |8 e7 R$ R2 XThere was only one little thing bothering me...
3 s( T0 r5 ?7 ~$ B$ I7 uIt was her beautiful younger sister.
) [2 J* J, f. V2 {( `My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
! U& b& c; j# d0 ROne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
- n8 [; v# ?! \' F0 ~She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
5 E4 G8 `3 _, e6 C5 @She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
4 a6 M( G& x5 [  W& I: x( V& BWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
8 q7 d' b/ t8 \( Q0 ~' }We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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