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This is not a new one but in English this time.1 y4 o. d# I* ^/ j b$ n# R' d6 O
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I was a very happy man.; g8 h8 c: p# N3 a% S, e
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married." X+ e/ C) w! w2 b
There was only one little thing bothering me...
4 o: }. q7 e9 R0 C& tIt was her beautiful younger sister.! o9 m9 T4 J! x+ t
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
7 h; z3 U# \1 Z) p7 QShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.* n- p& R, P9 M
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
2 Q/ T2 V/ c# O: ]" |! N, nOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.+ A; G# U b8 p. G8 n" ~$ @
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
5 w2 o1 J S' Q. ~3 y# wShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.( k+ o5 D. F; L' E: b
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.8 L" ?! t% P9 s- ]3 I1 q
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
. L% l: B5 g9 d' a$ [# {I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.$ A, A3 @1 t, z2 K/ p d7 V
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.* \& j& u! @2 q- R- S9 [% s
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
6 d3 M" J/ w' n4 I. d/ X& ?( bLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!' b) `+ S9 y( [, E* v
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.2 [# v5 ?6 r+ s, T$ T& U1 K2 i6 `
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:6 Q% h$ h2 u L9 \3 }- i% m
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5 ~9 n1 D0 o+ r! U" O/ G& t* wAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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