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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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/ k: f2 B2 x7 yI was a very happy man.
* k3 Y# y+ k {* D4 m+ ?My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
+ ^8 w" `+ V6 o- t$ vThere was only one little thing bothering me...
& o2 L+ e7 y2 D! Z* ^& a" XIt was her beautiful younger sister.9 k: ^! }; `4 m/ J8 p2 y
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.1 K5 X3 ]; ~ S
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
6 g3 y+ D; r* P0 r2 pIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else." w K; D, s4 r# B _, n
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.0 C3 j2 f7 G2 d4 W; G5 q. |
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.* q% v2 F: w; E
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.7 f* T0 j: w- Z; g. @9 G
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.4 ]9 |/ j- b/ j( f8 a
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
i/ x+ l4 a) \- b/ dI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.; c0 a5 S9 O( y' v" o
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.# Z d* l! J& {( v
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
, N5 ^, _0 f( h/ Q9 M8 ^$ z4 l4 zLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!; v0 }. G' Q$ o
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.4 r/ c' }! x: q' e9 Z
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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