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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
% d r7 \7 E+ c/ N: V j" M2 qMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.+ A u- F. r* M5 O$ Q# s$ Y
There was only one little thing bothering me..." W$ n+ P7 b- p) `0 [
It was her beautiful younger sister.8 A% G% h0 h" B) P. q |' k0 m2 D. X
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
' H' k, T" M8 {* Z2 ^. pShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.: e% J1 o0 V4 {+ j! d# G
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% A7 R- Q. P& _+ s0 i/ y% F
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.; ?( o9 u! @" k% T; ^9 S! X
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.7 ?' k0 G8 K9 G$ R/ u3 d& l1 M
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.# w( R! Y% ~% _, h6 D$ t) ^
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.- v) G5 p4 _/ _3 w7 F, A; g
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
+ K9 x+ E1 t6 t" F* SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.$ b' Z1 ?9 B. M
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
7 h( Q6 i0 h* X6 ^$ q6 NI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
/ ^5 n( x' e" ALo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!2 i0 j' r( ?. h$ M5 l/ }7 C
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.# g. `/ m" T+ C$ q
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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- A, @8 Z7 @( r5 mAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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