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Risk and Moral

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is not a new one but in English this time.
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7 [7 t1 ]9 L3 U( tI was a very happy man.1 R/ d4 s% q! e9 W
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
& p; c( D+ m! U' @( uThere was only one little thing bothering me...
: E+ P) @( |- B, W6 {It was her beautiful younger sister.
# Z) Y6 p3 _1 t% L2 FMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
" U9 B; D1 Y% u/ {) z: XShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.* C3 [6 ~7 ]/ h, R+ z
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
. H: Q* ^, ~; X6 D, H0 l, xOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.; |3 E% p8 w  D! w4 V) A
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.  G, h& y( b! _5 z
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.& I  v: b8 l6 X
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.4 A7 E% g: z% V; u' @
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
/ O! Q$ ^1 B  fI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.# c. N- ^+ I+ {, Y# j
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.; v2 E5 Z# k* ?9 |9 |7 M" f6 }
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
3 M% Y" N  X* j9 I) PLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
* b; F" ]) N2 O# }# OWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
% h2 j9 G- \+ h- ]5 _2 T/ s1 Y8 WWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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" f2 P0 l0 Z8 E# f通过测试的恐怕不多
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