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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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# k- t- [/ F# ~. X( W# `I was a very happy man.8 G! k" S6 ^0 }3 x- `
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.% I# b* m, P8 t
There was only one little thing bothering me...: w- ^, B3 S& n* F4 o. Z
It was her beautiful younger sister.
2 M; S5 g; ~- \6 i" nMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.0 P  N6 m7 R( \$ W5 |( Q
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.% Y( j- @$ I$ w) G" }' L- k
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
9 y# X$ ^  W7 c% S6 V2 G* r7 fOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.0 ~/ a* p! F: l' Y5 W6 X
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.5 x/ k1 e  @8 E$ m; H; ~
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
; k: `8 o/ d6 a% T! H2 MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.9 z& I( M- r, ?4 G
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'; F6 \* B: V0 r/ [, J
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
& k$ c& m5 l0 ]1 h! GI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
; ]* g8 a& h8 Z, a3 G6 n* wI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.: P. c  E! O6 @0 o9 [* W
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!5 }+ a/ \. ?2 ?( b4 P5 |) A6 a: c
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.2 A. Y9 D0 m2 U8 E: o
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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