Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
. z0 x8 }* M+ M4 O3 G: Q. w( T0 SMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
& M8 F& H4 P9 b$ _9 t& SThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
/ u5 w1 U2 a9 {. cOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
# i+ T9 X4 l: x9 ]& V8 T5 ^She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
$ E' |0 P8 t9 d) jShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
' N( j6 u+ X" HI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
6 a; D5 s# v* x) vI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
; M. g) \  J  dWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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' t+ c* s9 B1 `  tAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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