Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

' |; V9 _$ Y' S. ^2 X2 jI was a very happy man.
* P; g, w$ E" p: W$ {. p: D6 Y1 s, ZMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
4 Q; z8 z' ~3 D7 y1 VThere was only one little thing bothering me...
$ J5 @" F) R: F+ h( k; iIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
  d% o2 ]* D1 }1 F& `: M1 @She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
4 d1 m# V% i- F9 J0 [# qIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
% Q6 U7 X# G0 E' _# E) aOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
/ i$ H  K9 h. i2 t0 u+ }& OShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
& C; j( [" \+ [  V" T2 X7 {. |" X; }She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
# ^9 z7 x' s: s! \6 w9 q$ H' fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
7 x+ N  w! p0 w8 II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
+ p5 t) i% t; @$ C9 ZI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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