Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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0 r( r6 f; p: T: G& qI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
: ^# N/ N% P. x# U0 E/ nThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
+ J' Y2 [, Z2 l, v7 ~+ u/ mOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
& s, A: ~  ]  Z/ [' AWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
9 B5 ~1 G9 G; N0 `I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
0 s! B- i3 Q2 mI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
6 S9 H+ G  D$ z" k* @With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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