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This is not a new one but in English this time.3 l I; ~+ F& v
5 N( L+ U! m" J8 ]( nI was a very happy man.
/ _" O% s8 `' K! Z. v- AMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.) _* s) d+ o" Q6 H+ a
There was only one little thing bothering me...1 a# O! Y/ f% c8 M2 s% K9 t" X
It was her beautiful younger sister.& L$ B; a) G7 o7 R. ^3 g% t
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.* _) E7 F z A) {) N3 Q8 v6 }
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
' T2 P6 D8 ?. y# v9 ZIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 {1 e* n" ^# p) B. S8 Z
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.% z9 z9 X9 ], e
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.! C8 j* K* g4 K" C# B" [& }
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
; K1 Y& D# X( ~$ e) W- g% }Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.' s A N7 c! |3 @/ Z# o
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
8 d3 m( H# \6 |4 \1 I( O9 GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.' f8 _4 y$ J N: p$ R- n8 T g
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.$ K; w: ^: B6 h
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
$ L i# k( R& V% m) nLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!; P0 L: N& G+ `5 m1 ^$ R+ E( h, W% u
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.2 H; k1 B) I; t$ y- K4 }1 {! o
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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