Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
" N& X# r5 T$ q; t; O  J+ l8 ?It was her beautiful younger sister.
, g$ s, j8 P+ L% {My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
9 Q/ J* \0 H7 t1 L/ G9 XOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
% H4 |5 R- R# }* N+ ZShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
7 F* ^  U& S% UShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
8 w; C: h$ j6 E7 @She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
4 j$ T  Q9 @7 D! d/ y: g6 QI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
& Y5 r2 d, X; i4 @1 G1 z! HI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
- P$ J) q: w) M9 ^& wWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
) Q3 A: Q5 I3 C6 T% ~* |4 ^' g& }We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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2 q) A/ D- r# J9 SAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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