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This is not a new one but in English this time.: @- M; h5 r+ n5 G( ^/ t4 F' J. X' C
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I was a very happy man.8 s4 @6 s5 ]. @! A9 M
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
# o8 M- @5 R% ~* DThere was only one little thing bothering me..." G. j6 y1 z' A) N9 s
It was her beautiful younger sister.' T9 p6 M# I8 x/ r- _+ }0 F! @+ I
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
2 s( I( d% H% e; j* \ R, X/ |She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.+ {3 P0 d- ?0 b6 f$ l& G: J$ O
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- ]- Y1 u, x9 O2 _One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
% @/ X( U5 Y2 J/ d0 VShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
! `( m8 a& O0 T8 c$ GShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
9 T- Z6 |; v+ K5 R# |Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.2 @/ s6 ?5 X+ |& W9 E8 q3 N
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'9 S; m/ A5 T9 G
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
8 M$ d1 K5 u' k* sI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.! K+ a% M9 A- T# i5 n2 Y, u6 h
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.! h; i8 @! L/ x% u# B2 |
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
: E) I; y! [5 K. z0 ?9 {* m3 fWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
. F* t+ n# @' v! M( wWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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