Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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4 E& I; O: m5 X3 W, h0 H/ V  wI was a very happy man.
: `& ?9 T/ W+ I" D6 WMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
2 n" m7 x( Z5 X: D' m1 g. {My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
2 o0 J. `; Y, V) v( K( JOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
' s& }6 ^1 j0 n) a2 RShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' |: Z, }1 m6 W( Z# g/ T+ b% n. [She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
7 T0 F& e. Q2 p+ ^I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
+ `% X9 {* [5 V* K. RWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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