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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time., D( N9 b. J0 \- F2 H& u! S

; E) _: s! r+ d7 M9 d1 g( J8 fI was a very happy man.7 C9 S" F0 t; s' y* }, H
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.' L( Y+ I2 @$ }+ O. H
There was only one little thing bothering me...
; E7 S! ?4 ]0 Y" v! a# YIt was her beautiful younger sister.0 H, q6 |& s3 ]
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.8 X( Z5 E% n  _7 h: @* Z9 u
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.; [/ v  l& Y: |! b
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- D1 r: N% m0 s# _5 j6 ?9 G! `3 y3 J# tOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.5 N# d! k3 C( t' U; q, g. F2 {
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
8 T1 ?& Z' Q$ n3 wShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.$ @5 S$ Q7 `: s& i
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.2 M9 r! i+ M8 s4 @7 C. F. [7 Q6 o4 ~$ H
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
9 O2 f$ }7 I1 y% U8 C7 CI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
( f' q6 t1 |" bI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.. J3 V7 |8 J* o
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
6 T% m0 Z- E0 g. b" k) ~Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!0 k( c" O5 u6 ~5 c. r) W+ J
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test., A1 V6 ^$ A8 f
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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8 w0 L# x6 U; C  o6 j) w8 gAlways keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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