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7 g( L4 A' a m# V* u7 A! KI was a very happy man.7 P9 S6 I8 p% |+ D
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.4 ~" M: z2 x1 }4 A' N
There was only one little thing bothering me...
( x. n0 L8 `. _6 e' c$ w, ?It was her beautiful younger sister.
$ k" K5 |/ y6 |9 x% G# d+ XMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
) E' b7 e! {6 lShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
& y' m, }* m {, d! ? I* F1 [It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 L( ~& J0 f2 z% W7 }0 G4 {
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.7 _) `$ R; J2 X% q1 o
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome./ [ B9 U$ b% k/ q7 j
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
2 z3 b- e+ |/ q- B2 m4 HWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
, x: `* y. \) H5 l* ]She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
9 l. y Z0 O( @I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.$ z0 A) f3 g# N E5 o
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
1 ^( @8 a* d$ mI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.; }; C2 j8 a( U* j5 J
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!' ]9 K1 R" U1 W7 L6 Y& p% o
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
7 @5 c* u" S6 f7 t/ }. AWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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