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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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2 x6 n% M, z- g8 a, b9 A# uI was a very happy man.0 Y5 ?7 h: T, E6 M
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
' m& X( G# K# G5 @" ]9 S7 i- o3 mThere was only one little thing bothering me...
% D; a4 {- m+ Z7 vIt was her beautiful younger sister.
, Z/ [) a# |" F' j! \: G( N9 T2 eMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less./ G9 O3 f7 y) @6 l' z# t
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.7 o- g+ c$ g# ^% x4 U) L
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 I" E3 B" L Q
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
7 r1 \' W4 G8 C7 h1 eShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.3 T! z" z9 P l3 P
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
6 g) \8 s* m- ~+ \* y. gWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.1 \1 y$ T! v& K! o; Y6 ^0 l
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'& J/ A. b% i" A6 }% K0 J, T8 ^
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.! o, c3 f; R C3 }
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
7 F# t4 v) q3 o* vI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
% V0 Y3 y* k7 z! }Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!" F: B L8 A5 ~7 f9 N4 `
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.$ }" F$ F' `% x5 x9 ~8 h/ q, |
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:7 `8 m, }! j: a+ P) K# @) q
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Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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