Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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* ?, k  P# Y) h3 F# c) GI was a very happy man.
' y! |' E4 b! }( UMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
# O4 \0 i# s( P9 D# IThere was only one little thing bothering me...
0 c: w, Q$ u/ {$ S4 lIt was her beautiful younger sister.
& G6 A: T8 `2 Z$ ]; H* zMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
: [9 [8 G/ o5 K/ v) F( _7 P1 DOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
4 ]: Q; S- K% t" v+ N# dShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
; ]$ F5 f  Z3 {. ^I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
; u' v7 [3 [  O6 R3 F" i0 V8 hI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
' x' E+ u* m/ E/ Q) ]1 |With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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0 M' o. O% F4 _$ FAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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