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This is not a new one but in English this time.* `$ ~4 o0 B" l0 z0 s
) h4 w3 z2 a& v7 m1 GI was a very happy man.' O6 J$ |6 ]; x, d5 m
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.; ?6 W/ K8 g2 Z B Y
There was only one little thing bothering me...
$ L( Y# r c$ p1 r0 C/ k( @It was her beautiful younger sister.2 e% ^9 E- g! X4 E' j! J' P
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
9 I) U* t5 T) h% n. _0 zShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
. J7 ^# O, h) \6 o; n8 fIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) J" g2 G6 k6 O' G
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. c; e; _" k6 s1 |* e) C
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
1 f4 z7 e7 I0 x2 j) s! }She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.; s; Y: k2 ^9 J1 ~9 r
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
, I' b; i& `1 F$ G0 U! n8 a, JShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'7 i; e8 l3 a, L j; s, |
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
* l* W" b$ G/ p6 }$ kI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.. n! z) v& ^5 D. ^$ y
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.1 a+ M# x! d% }1 I: }: K9 }5 G7 v
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
: L8 D/ h& F+ ]6 {1 BWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.! Y. Q- s9 G5 Y' G. a, J
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:6 \9 u4 H; p7 X. ?
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