Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

1 L# I: y+ r( e9 b, J8 b; EI was a very happy man.
# L+ J$ D7 t  h4 @My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
. j6 p6 W' T, c$ bThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
7 F. d( W4 o2 k  y' h# mMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
9 f2 i7 G$ C- jShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
+ W1 K; o  n; }5 C; t! ^It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
  U# w0 v8 T2 \% R2 EOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
$ f2 c" d2 f# t$ v$ k* G  p( jShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
$ z$ W1 Z! f0 U) BShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
4 x5 p: t  g, CI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
7 T3 Q0 V# Q* |: u2 ~- WI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
* M& C  x9 c8 `- s2 MLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
# `+ A( D- F7 @With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
& T2 a5 z1 f8 |$ I1 D: g& vWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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