Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

8 A' u* {0 Z( DI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
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. |! O( D& [& |2 tIt was her beautiful younger sister.
# ], D8 c0 w5 ~My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
) j7 P+ F% Y/ t% @, |# i& [She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
, N  w" h% S2 e7 u4 N2 WIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
* z8 u* N. B6 w/ \; E8 ?+ K2 YOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
- ?. ?' S) j5 r2 j+ EShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
6 P8 M6 R- v6 U  b& ^Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
& K& D+ X/ U* \+ Y. nShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
" M2 I2 \1 `- F% PLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
3 y2 S8 x" W8 N% @& I4 j9 ?7 D) uWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
3 c6 h; T( s0 ~- o% R  S8 LWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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