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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.5 x0 ~  K' ~) }( {" a" A* B

3 x9 q* n5 g  l5 x; Y8 `I was a very happy man.
) h" `8 i; j$ V# E7 ]% ?! p. i7 XMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.: c( S; t2 a! r: C
There was only one little thing bothering me...
) t" @8 X7 Y! z- ~4 M3 [It was her beautiful younger sister.. [6 P4 O, b( c/ N
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
. O. h/ n; A% }5 {' K' J; |$ zShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
! {3 S+ Q7 z9 U: MIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
6 B" k7 U' H8 L8 o; D9 n! d5 o+ ~One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" e+ Q1 V+ @8 Z! fShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
& z8 B/ d5 C5 ~; q1 eShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
4 i9 B! ^2 \, z9 DWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.( f+ [  q7 `# p1 v3 ~
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
/ c& V( t; J. r; w, XI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
* b1 O- ^/ p& CI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
) z" r/ N8 Y, V9 g) L- m5 y, SI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
! L* g; X% A+ f; [8 u% i; d+ J% cLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!" c2 R, W9 n3 N  q; h- T: Y  I
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.1 Z; I/ p1 |1 T8 j4 B3 A
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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