Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
! Z! n: s" g; W- a# OMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
  Y/ U% L; n7 e  d+ V* \0 lThere was only one little thing bothering me...
9 G9 }) }- O" r9 v5 a6 F0 @3 jIt was her beautiful younger sister.
) v3 m  R5 Q) P7 E# [- ^My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
/ [( F3 K; |: ]She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
" E4 V5 e' ~- G6 `% z7 y8 pIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
! t: c  t; D2 d1 S; h- lOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
2 F& w+ u5 @$ g* L/ aShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
& h$ N. @. r% N) W$ N7 P! dShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
) z6 q4 P9 z/ f6 V# z5 qI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
# e, Z, ^7 ]( F7 yI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
) f5 J; c1 n% c2 E5 u" a% HLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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