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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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; O# l8 g& Y- b' M+ u% ?I was a very happy man.
( X2 p3 T3 G+ p e$ m6 L/ ~" k: @My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
8 Z f: i6 R$ k6 uThere was only one little thing bothering me...
8 X+ C4 ~; J. y- h( u& h+ l0 z; SIt was her beautiful younger sister.& u8 \ i' ~ A, D6 f& Y8 J# Q& y5 t1 e
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
/ U4 o$ c9 f( b' t) @, lShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.- k% X$ w% l/ F7 e7 V( V0 \
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 [4 `$ Y1 a* Q) [3 B
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" s' \: L1 H4 S9 k1 J% f( SShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
0 @9 K5 Y3 Q7 m: N* o, |She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.+ Q! g8 ^( [0 z0 w
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.4 J( E/ l) b: R3 `$ g
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
! g; O! F9 O3 \6 `9 dI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
1 Y% E8 k: G1 z5 U! oI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
0 ?6 X( ?& x A+ Z: D6 z9 D4 DI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
) q8 m! K. L0 _/ I) yLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
8 [! U9 _) m" HWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
$ w( D) j+ X" D; Y" i0 G0 y }6 UWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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