Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

* A* w$ U1 |2 p* f7 q8 d6 `9 k4 dI was a very happy man.
1 |! f/ o5 f/ WMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
  t! A3 L7 }! N* _* ?: a9 EThere was only one little thing bothering me...
$ d7 W  J( ^5 \8 E& @& KIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
* U5 C, ~! A4 R" F1 B6 [It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, e0 K* x0 A+ s5 s8 F& nOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
* ^: r" w# L% Y/ }+ _! `5 x* OShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
& _' s$ P4 G3 EI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
1 Y2 b' |- ], r- _# m* z* q8 MI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
. z/ r1 S; {" B) d8 b6 gI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
" Y' d% Y% n- a( i4 x( @, nWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
. f1 e# @1 S) d6 x7 Y/ CWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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