Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
: j" e# S& J- n4 MMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
8 M1 V6 X& [3 w2 b0 X+ k( K( OThere was only one little thing bothering me...
9 o; [* c( O1 A9 W  zIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
7 }5 W) B( e6 ?! ?1 `" yShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
% {9 z2 g! V% Q5 V( |One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" M6 k- U2 B$ j& M2 {7 tShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
4 g9 M- F" h( |3 F# E$ VShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
( `+ `  h- e, l2 sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
% _# Q( c% t; }" o" A+ I: X* \She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
# U7 E. h- _+ Z  d1 }5 F; u8 eI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
- N% j$ |* S/ L4 L& J% Z2 D2 GI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
# I: q# Y/ A* AWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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