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4 S1 d4 z, f1 t) }1 DI was a very happy man.# [5 R+ i' H2 ?. A
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
6 U1 ?: l* e* g R) y1 l3 rThere was only one little thing bothering me...
* \3 H" n5 P: f) J. OIt was her beautiful younger sister.
+ {0 v6 z* [% Y; _5 @My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
7 i# N. p5 q( _+ `' L3 @She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
, A2 N. _ T; G5 g& UIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
8 x4 z. s8 Z% c! G. N& j, p7 Q! cOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
- ?# @2 s+ I. w6 E+ ~, b O- ?She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome., y+ e0 b6 Z( h+ z. I
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
l5 K/ ^- l' t' _Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
7 `- {2 _9 X P( M0 s, J7 RShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
+ G7 q4 H% a- ?( j, tI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
4 @# s" C& U# ~I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.8 B+ W4 d5 m2 |3 R
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
4 J. \* r3 N: {( {6 x# ]1 o" f1 U& DLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!7 x8 X* v6 e' C5 Z& c J/ \+ n
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
# P, T$ f( A5 c) e4 iWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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