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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.# b& i) e* q9 s3 _, x9 F
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.; s+ n0 d+ k4 ^+ q) v9 J
There was only one little thing bothering me...( B' @8 y$ a5 q( s4 T
It was her beautiful younger sister., b5 }' ^" d+ g& h2 E
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
3 P  L! @* T/ iShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.8 S2 R" C. B  ?4 B
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
1 @2 T) ?! W9 \! f) [One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.9 H' V* z9 z, ]( V9 F  Q) w
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.- a. j9 f4 W$ i6 z* K3 X
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.% ^  E* U3 M  x# h
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.1 H7 X' }. O) j0 A
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
1 T! v0 P- g5 o0 b4 GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
9 ~4 p: k" q2 g  j; YI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
" `2 l/ a) V. r( O  w! aI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
. p: @4 b3 M' W; ILo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!* _8 o' g% f4 v- c/ n
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.  [5 c4 o6 }/ Q* {
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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