Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

& V0 k0 ], s+ S; k3 _4 ?I was a very happy man.
% c: q* [. _/ s0 d( lMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
5 }8 l6 I( {& m- z1 O$ [One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
9 L- W2 l  m2 D/ i& N  @She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
6 v2 @: @) ~- B# p0 `, t% ?She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
% t/ p& C% J  }  Q( V! I; BWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
/ ~% B, o  y9 ~# F5 k; CShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
$ W& S$ ?0 Y9 d1 ^+ J( }I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
/ F/ a" ^! X7 T. y$ I4 O+ \Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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