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This is not a new one but in English this time.3 F% k# u4 @, T w
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I was a very happy man.
: [; D- I4 A# O: rMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.- c" e: U0 K: ^; R% B
There was only one little thing bothering me...
: N( W/ X6 {. @& [; l9 qIt was her beautiful younger sister.. M+ V$ f1 H+ t* K
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
+ j7 V9 W! r! u+ rShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
5 @/ b& p' f# R" d8 \It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' L- t" n/ D0 m6 B3 N
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.( |2 Z& {/ H. _# {% Q" S
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
l( c% [* r$ N" M! [8 |9 V* wShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
. r7 V# d5 Y4 d% _) U; {" NWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.$ C2 I+ p* J$ `$ _8 z
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'1 B3 C5 t$ L. V2 w! G6 R, f
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
! Y9 r m0 b, g7 E$ C: I6 B! L' F" GI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door., E9 I% F+ t) D, r8 g
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.( o* i' ~2 V4 i% Z' B( f
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
2 Q3 S6 D2 o8 v+ ?With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
j0 R# E: I/ v" W8 A3 u7 h! pWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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