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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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% T3 B" A5 j! i" z5 L) H* zI was a very happy man., \+ b: E3 T7 `8 u* f# t
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
$ g6 J/ }  y3 w9 sThere was only one little thing bothering me...+ R# s5 T. Q& }6 L$ G# N" ~  J3 f- H- o
It was her beautiful younger sister.1 R  q# P4 H0 s
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.1 @8 |% p7 O, d/ Y2 f0 n! P
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
" u7 \" t5 n* b3 S' EIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ I2 f0 w# E5 K+ W$ Q
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
- Q- i7 m$ a3 @! oShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.( @+ R6 v7 I" }! d
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.6 `1 g5 J" J9 \; f* Q4 g
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
8 K7 v' y4 c3 I, P1 oShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'* B. i7 S* ^4 S) v$ `
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
1 {; i" f7 y" m& w8 mI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.' |$ X0 t$ H( Z- Y; B4 r& O( |
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.- j4 C' c; B% x9 K* h) g9 j3 P8 n
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!% g4 l# g8 Y( b& T
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.) z* J7 o$ G" T6 E& b- z6 W' v6 n
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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, x, F. F8 ]8 `  i# h. N  \Always keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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, X, I% i* r6 Z- Y' n通过测试的恐怕不多
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