Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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+ s& U% O0 \6 j# f4 D, jI was a very happy man.
1 K- T  F, }$ |$ H5 ?1 r/ Q6 b2 Y/ RMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
$ T. e9 ?. t+ W( ?9 f# ^There was only one little thing bothering me...
- ^! ?. }4 h6 d' F9 ^! qIt was her beautiful younger sister.
) ]+ N3 B  v% E1 oMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
/ w3 s1 t! J6 B7 X+ `5 OShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
: K( _% I- r6 s7 U* sOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
4 i/ T# C; i5 W8 _' j8 rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
3 C, o0 a: `2 p! \She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
* J9 N  n' U& f' ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
# [: z0 p/ j: {, I/ C9 EI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
, v. Q! _' ?5 P1 VI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
: T+ k& Y# l: ?- l1 LLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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# g- `2 B3 y1 y% f0 d' u  D5 VAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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