Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
! r2 _8 q# k: [7 bIt was her beautiful younger sister.
! u8 e9 W0 l3 c" A! ?$ ]My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
% S7 s+ d/ `6 U4 F. t/ _She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- J! y* o: F+ ?* {One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
+ W( J# S6 j/ C  k# Y" P. SWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
' N& Z2 |, G+ d8 @4 L; n( Z- nI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
5 S! x3 f$ P. j3 a2 oI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
, T* q. F8 q: h; ILo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
% X, W, ~* i8 ?- MWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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