Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
" Z' @' ?7 U6 V7 ]' c; e1 WThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
. E( M3 i# Z2 L$ F7 Y8 ~  hShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
$ e; {) {( E: x  k) ?9 d% KOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
9 @" P( o. s! ^0 O8 p, NShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
7 |  P% c  p0 ], Q2 SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
' u0 d( G5 ^" c) hLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
6 Y) Y0 ~% q1 N8 C# V% n$ t. h, x- QWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
3 K+ R; i& U. J9 i+ t4 [3 _" @" D) C; kWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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+ v3 T1 v4 }( O3 i/ _* gAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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