Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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0 s) e3 f2 y6 }8 Q4 P+ @I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
! I, Q2 }4 {$ e* T( ^# n0 |0 |0 xMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
4 D! C& l2 y' c8 V2 rShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
: \. b: D: i1 R" n7 }# {0 E4 NIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
' U. X' d4 J- u6 Y+ MOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
# ^& M; G5 G" C' q$ Y* s3 p8 \She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
( ~) W* u- u7 R& E8 Q+ a0 ~' k" EWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
. o* u. g2 `" NI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
: {7 G, Z- q) B# ~0 vI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
/ V) O1 L/ s$ B( j, tI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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晕，万一没通过测试，老头可搭进去俩姑娘～

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