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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time., B4 y4 ?1 N5 s
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I was a very happy man.
) [8 C: V9 ]/ j' ?My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
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It was her beautiful younger sister.
) G$ \6 _  f+ {! i+ L6 N' Z# ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
9 o5 g6 B, Q  CShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
: \  _; @3 G. E/ m1 e' C; hIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
1 K$ S* i9 b( r% O7 EOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
7 y! U& V+ m# g: y9 L5 P$ N# R" XShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
- y" d$ E" q$ jShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
. d& N. T8 r  P; @7 N+ F& q7 oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
" S. W* Q7 z$ J/ _$ OShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.': ]+ A  l7 ]1 s8 d: }  F* q
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. U0 o9 T4 \' ?# HI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.+ E& \3 v6 J3 I0 Y; F6 V
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.: n) P" S" v- k7 m1 q% a
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!" h: N3 B. v3 O1 s3 X( z$ ?
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
% ]/ z/ P! n' A( H. [* MWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:& R3 l0 b$ T. n0 @  Z- E( J2 T# {
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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