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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
4 C( a4 P. H2 dMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
: z  D! f, W+ b" L, e  E. @+ W$ MThere was only one little thing bothering me...
% w6 K3 ~  a3 hIt was her beautiful younger sister.7 C/ H6 K1 n. g& E! r5 ~" S" S; I
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less./ t' [# E1 |: }* N
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
4 t: y# u, k4 Z. w+ iIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ m" |6 Q/ }0 K& @' k
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations./ P; R" M' ?8 W% {0 J0 O
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
0 d- A6 p0 n$ z# R- \She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
* L+ W* \2 Y) d" e2 M( |; R' ?6 mWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
; h' y& \/ w( @. v+ wShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
2 v7 l. ?5 r2 Z/ a$ }I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
* r9 \& m' m4 B9 ~- GI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
  |5 b* D/ `) P& \I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
, j& N% y* i9 R" d& ?+ i- B; u! yLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!( x& s: ]& l& D9 \! F1 D
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
( [. _$ O; Q+ L6 a0 i1 nWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:  l- N6 s6 J) J$ O$ E7 x9 G
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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' M  B8 q1 L3 c0 g/ v通过测试的恐怕不多
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