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I was a very happy man.4 c% V) P; s- J
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.7 L0 [ b8 l0 x% M. l# e
There was only one little thing bothering me...
$ f+ @: i! ~- ?3 D7 i b0 wIt was her beautiful younger sister.8 R% X+ @$ o5 H4 J3 p5 c) r2 s
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
: g$ @" @- R0 f, ?She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.+ F7 V# I4 I" d8 c5 j' F
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. o3 s+ a4 _! x4 s. \9 `4 W
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
2 x8 T* [: i% R ]- m+ BShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
3 }: t. C( `0 W' ] B$ P: M9 hShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.( g# Q( W/ S" z4 d0 @* R/ u8 S
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.4 V+ d; U- q* ~; E3 T
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
8 O% G% A' r% {9 pI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
* Q( M, T0 d- t8 [; oI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.7 z1 f- G' s5 y4 r, ^1 Q7 n( f- u
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
9 f$ \) V8 f4 @1 X& pLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!1 j( n" }5 W, T! c
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.6 d6 e% [9 t0 ]; ~
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:8 ?4 [+ a$ ?# B
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+ s4 y3 |. l* V! j( lAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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