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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.; D B- h6 T- p4 \2 T
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.( r0 U3 V# ~8 | x3 ^7 ?
There was only one little thing bothering me...
0 z$ F9 M2 i) g7 TIt was her beautiful younger sister. u1 u) C- h) j) R9 V$ `3 ]
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.) W8 t1 G" m1 j: P) ]- w
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
+ |- k- E$ n% FIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else." S: E' T' r: Q. a1 ]
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.( H7 y" f5 Q( S# R1 |
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.4 V6 b2 `: d& o, Y# k
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
9 V; j2 i8 e* e0 `$ nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.6 \6 L, Q* w0 |( S) ^( C8 Q
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'# ?0 u( c/ w; }6 Z: M
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.+ U, X: q0 _6 m2 V+ z, _+ k5 o
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
. J5 P! C% O/ S( N" D) R8 ^* a% OI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.5 {' I* n! f# z5 ?9 E
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!- f; w$ h- c w$ E" |2 I
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.; ]' h* W/ f: F8 k* W/ y2 m
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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# z' {; G/ a. |1 |- e& QAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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