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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.% P3 W: {# i- v4 c9 x1 c. m
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
" Z' @' ?7 U6 V7 ]' c; e1 WThere was only one little thing bothering me...* d6 k# I6 A1 b
It was her beautiful younger sister./ R3 Q/ N& r8 K
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
. E( M3 i# Z2 L$ F7 Y8 ~  hShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.' \  [! C4 c( z! R- _
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
$ e; {) {( E: x  k) ?9 d% KOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.5 T  V" _9 \9 I, q5 ~3 ?# Y
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.4 W/ b) m% j" A, _3 a
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister., g# o' q! @: C  m6 s, u' \
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
9 @" P( o. s! ^0 O8 p, NShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
7 |  P% c  p0 ], Q2 SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.7 L/ A4 L8 l! o# e
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.* t9 q$ ?' E1 Z) Z' ^% {* M. S7 U
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
' u0 d( G5 ^" c) hLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
6 Y) Y0 ~% q1 N8 C# V% n$ t. h, x- QWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
3 K+ R; i& U. J9 i+ t4 [3 _" @" D) C; kWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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+ v3 T1 v4 }( O3 i/ _* gAlways keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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