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This is not a new one but in English this time.( X7 V& t7 U! }/ l
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I was a very happy man.# X0 z* M, X0 Z1 Y
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
" M. c& q' S' R E! O9 k3 m: B* bThere was only one little thing bothering me...5 s6 Y& b" X' a6 d/ i( @( L- {4 h N0 J
It was her beautiful younger sister.) u( K, P) n$ d) y7 m
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.# A5 j% m& O( S) N& b, M* x
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.! h, H& z1 R- {3 i# U) W: s
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
E F; e$ P" L1 ^One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" D' u1 ]8 p2 nShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.0 a6 ~7 q) ~1 v/ R) s! n* |5 n; Y# `
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.; n5 F1 ?) x/ x% I
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
0 V( v; G1 h$ D1 f- zShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
# C# |. c2 |: g. h. kI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.2 w6 R+ [ ]9 W( c' L' z5 K. M
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
8 c# m8 e& I2 c6 B uI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
: t: @4 W( c3 ^# ZLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
; |0 {3 C+ I- z6 a# U3 nWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.) w2 M. y7 D# W! e0 z6 X
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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) U; g* ?9 C. j% s: jAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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