Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
2 ~6 {" x/ }/ P9 ZMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
0 v' L0 h8 B: n! s/ pThere was only one little thing bothering me...
  S, m) y! R% L. {It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
) @5 d* A: ?2 TShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
! H; J5 y% X% ]4 ]' K6 w. t# FOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
4 G/ h& m5 I  O! `She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
* U1 g9 I- C$ r3 M% vShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
( [6 M* f* f3 R* ~# ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
4 O+ H1 s" l& I# wI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
: w2 h) V8 ~1 p& e5 Q+ f  n( OLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
1 P( r1 g7 H  j8 Q! p1 ]We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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/ g: s5 t  W. F- RAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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