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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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% `0 h( p+ W2 f" j5 hI was a very happy man.$ R) Y  X4 X# h/ [  p$ }% j0 }4 ?/ p
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.+ N  A) j$ w' Z) r6 O8 W
There was only one little thing bothering me...
5 e- @  d5 g5 l0 a& Y- j% hIt was her beautiful younger sister.
& J" Y8 \1 F, m" a  X, HMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
- C% V: x4 l& k4 a* n6 n/ ^She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.) Z3 i# K7 |6 z9 y: i7 ^. @! k
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
6 w3 u$ X, z) Y! p( TOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.* S+ @4 ?; M2 F% j9 _5 V
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
9 p; ^5 b" K4 H/ V9 p) Y) yShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.; S1 u& r3 i8 Q2 ?
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
" H7 M6 ^3 {1 L7 XShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'! V+ J( m. v  f- b1 u$ C  a! D
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
( e6 J. }3 \7 {5 ?  b& T) N0 SI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.5 t* J. i* T3 Z* ~
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.3 V  Z% f4 r! q
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!# a; y' h7 u- F% w4 i. }# M& D
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.1 L/ \5 }8 n; a  Z% {4 U9 _! k$ t
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:- Y. k0 e& x0 T) V& [0 V" ^+ t
      
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+ B# E6 x1 x! e$ U/ DAlways keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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