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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.# J/ ]8 {- W! Z
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
5 J6 N9 V# N2 R6 g5 V; y  |' _There was only one little thing bothering me...
& P: t% N% B2 r4 Y& v8 L9 P$ CIt was her beautiful younger sister.. f8 `. p0 d4 e) V8 q8 t( _1 v
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
4 c: Y; m1 o* I8 JShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
. m1 K% d1 R* R8 }, j2 YIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else., w9 h& s+ A: T
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
0 @; J. W4 L: l, n- OShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome./ ?9 t8 j7 u% k4 J5 T' ^! o4 f6 \
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
" u- \* \6 {% H% p; OWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word./ [. Y# [& x1 I" B# Z; X4 {- O# J
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
; T& p7 Z' T9 T( cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
- O( C+ j( t; ^' ~/ L2 }+ UI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
- k& i( M( S# oI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
" o, J3 S- y  p. L) I+ hLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!" m+ t+ {& z! @+ L
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
3 I5 M9 g, s8 ]; L/ }2 D5 ?) b; G% e. V/ ]' pWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:, `1 A: |! `& `, l+ m
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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* {9 v* e# Y& \; ]) L; @" Q通过测试的恐怕不多
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