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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
; D. z# V! G: M& Y1 V; TMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
! G" U7 z" b2 s$ L6 ?: y# }There was only one little thing bothering me...
7 g" c! D& X# JIt was her beautiful younger sister.
/ H8 u2 v. T* i! xMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
. J4 X1 \# ?) G) cShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
" d6 j# H+ h- _4 J5 nIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# m2 x4 u& g8 N8 `! i2 A
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
+ u- O2 B, p6 ` D d$ |" ~She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome." ^! a4 Q9 f8 R0 H! c7 o
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister./ j. l( r& M/ I. U2 Q3 e! m' l
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.# |6 J( Z- ^6 e W+ z
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'4 F1 T5 d7 i2 u8 J8 V
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
: }1 _( |8 c. [" ~I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.+ x9 j4 F$ L( p" l* y# I
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.3 v. ~' `6 D) m U
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!, P$ n0 U( ]& Q6 o% m- D' h
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.. A! H5 P4 D: f4 j2 L2 J
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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5 Q& S0 P. ~: \1 T" k. U$ _Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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