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+ [. B' B: p, S' Y" cI was a very happy man.$ ^6 [2 @3 `$ j' |: r
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
) B! ?1 T4 `, H$ I XThere was only one little thing bothering me...( ?( i) X. y- Z; k. a
It was her beautiful younger sister.
1 v+ s2 ]# k: U6 y! QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.0 H# X- H) W% ^' r( o2 _& _ t+ {3 {
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.! A8 W7 v/ V9 E/ X; _5 K0 L
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.+ _; g+ ~. ^# F5 x' i2 H' q
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.( I+ e6 h6 p2 C1 C1 r0 x
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
3 B6 y5 d; x) o" E6 aShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
4 J# Z- [' Q7 o5 E+ y. Y" DWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
) [- y% W/ t! c! j+ mShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
. x7 B* `/ O7 D# W% A! oI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
0 Q* Y* \; ^1 P' H0 VI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.% O0 N e- }4 q: \. ^' | b# t( l
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
' C' y) L3 z6 {+ R, u* W& sLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
1 e4 I+ @4 [4 _/ HWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.3 g2 Y1 s+ `* {; i+ m" H
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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