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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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: }: N% `$ Y* F) G. X6 n/ ?* rI was a very happy man.7 K5 L% K  i( w! r3 k% @
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
+ r9 ^) T! @' H+ U/ c4 E7 S( JThere was only one little thing bothering me...; v7 `$ o0 ]" H& f( U/ V) d
It was her beautiful younger sister.
( N0 p# h9 d0 g! tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.4 q$ Y4 N6 ?( e! p. \/ o- |7 C! q
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
. e- Y  K3 G1 Q4 w( @- S# t. mIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- J. V! W: }  N" _& y& E2 s/ |
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.0 P! U! P! {5 s) T4 I1 M3 E
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.3 _8 X5 X) u; A; t
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
6 S  S4 z; B$ r+ V! O0 rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.6 o  f9 w" \* C. f2 s
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
- ]# m% s* B) y6 wI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. X0 F  U& L5 v: C7 `* A8 q2 ZI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
" V, u: t" c- y5 l- k/ J, aI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
3 d+ v; V7 i8 ?! R* X5 W; c$ C6 {Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
& C2 x7 Z! \% h8 m4 ]With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.# H4 k1 A/ e$ U( e4 x! _( T
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:, n6 A4 l2 r/ c) N7 u8 n2 z" ^% l
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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