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This is not a new one but in English this time.# e$ ]: b, z# m' e9 [
5 E" ?9 d/ o) D( W$ WI was a very happy man.6 K4 _3 ]& e8 n0 V* ` ^" a7 G- f
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.0 [ w# N: K+ U0 X$ D
There was only one little thing bothering me...
: [8 K( |5 t6 l8 T2 R& _8 `It was her beautiful younger sister.
0 _- `: k' j6 M7 N2 i1 K {( uMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.) R. y' F8 Z6 V: n: ]' n
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.& P `% X; G2 b) K* @2 m/ f
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 J7 B0 G; M9 c
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.0 J* }5 C+ R: j7 a/ M* ^
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
8 x0 x! q8 Q q4 L* e& eShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.7 _& i6 L# u- @# s
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
0 X3 N7 P. U5 H, H5 K% k, k' xShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
+ }/ q6 ?1 ?, {( p& w' rI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. B% D2 {# [7 R0 g- |% LI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.' X3 N7 X3 Y9 }" J5 ~$ x
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car./ Y7 ?" }8 X |( x. [/ K: X
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
* j' n4 I5 _: j0 r& O1 H6 @5 pWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.: q# }0 H" G) v8 \
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:$ X: k) c' d, O+ J$ y
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