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This is not a new one but in English this time.3 y: s: X; g, ^
. B3 ^( @2 q# g8 o' v. s+ `I was a very happy man.
- V! u' O2 i: L% ~' P# WMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.% \% g) {4 L2 G5 w) t) b, s3 k N. G
There was only one little thing bothering me...
2 j5 b- a# ]/ M* JIt was her beautiful younger sister.
6 n/ Q2 H9 v4 P) a* l0 q% xMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less./ X6 G* k( B: b/ O, _* v% R, K
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.5 V# ~/ }, `) J3 V9 X+ F
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 ?+ X' }" D- R2 ?2 A9 X+ \! w/ L
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" B! J2 k/ z2 _# NShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.% t, g! k5 v6 _# s7 q( |; p
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.1 H5 F8 S$ r! R6 u3 v% O' ~, L
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
2 G5 H: O; m4 N. \! f3 h3 L6 \She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
- d( T- q0 U' t, K/ ]! K$ d/ GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.+ R) b$ y- \; @
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
' H3 W2 e' r# V5 e3 lI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
5 G1 F' i0 r( `Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!6 o* n, p$ Y H) ~
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
8 ]/ M. {+ i2 L7 U) |- m- UWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:7 V9 `# f# i; ]- A t2 d- a
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8 J! F$ h' R$ O+ N. R3 q: OAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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