Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

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" m! {( c0 a) ~0 QMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
+ _( M( e. v; P( }$ d& IThere was only one little thing bothering me...
0 c0 ~. g. m1 Y- h+ P5 s* IIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
' V! g# s5 F% U; x( H- ~% Y9 ~One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
3 ^9 v1 _/ {; Y0 ~- `; [She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
5 v$ ^- k3 y% `. d) aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
3 K# u) l& U& A+ i+ ~1 E8 U/ ]# zShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
/ t, H  k0 d4 S/ i7 B  K6 II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
7 ?# f0 G0 x  L. P9 `8 Q' JI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
( `" r: |* I3 q! O1 JWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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