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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
, w2 b' c% p' `- v5 \( bMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.% A  e( Y+ x9 o: g
There was only one little thing bothering me...
; H1 k6 q( k( k( F; eIt was her beautiful younger sister.
6 n8 g3 V5 e1 O2 A4 h2 N  CMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.- O6 I, K" e* m7 A2 y: f1 y- B- q$ S
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
# a+ V* A6 e, R$ y3 w/ i: vIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' o* h7 j# }2 W# j  y
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
: v" f" i" G2 d7 [: h6 }# bShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
# M" D$ m5 J& i# ^4 {6 l) n5 v* d" DShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.' X7 X4 y3 C4 y1 ]
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.. ~" G! k- p1 D5 Z
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
! N& A0 f7 w0 i7 n6 g: {I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
2 s; Z3 u2 X. f& K, H! MI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.$ Q. C, m- D# n4 ]) m2 i
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.6 ?7 I& {5 P( z9 N7 q3 g
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!' f8 V+ \$ d# G$ B; g
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.( N( z( m$ h2 b' l
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:) @  ~: x4 O; `  }" y3 Q' {- Q7 [
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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- X7 v1 W/ v' m通过测试的恐怕不多
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