Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

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  k6 v& X2 ?0 S! o6 V$ PMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
9 U% a+ q7 w% u5 W5 }It was her beautiful younger sister.
% x) B5 b3 ~( E0 ^3 S6 x4 b- kMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
7 Q' q2 c: m' @She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
1 ~# k8 I- ]% k8 p8 W0 [It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
3 |$ l8 I8 O" `- i0 g0 Z6 k% W8 XOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
( i- y* s' R4 b* t7 I* r8 QShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
- R5 b$ B! b( j9 p: X1 DShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
' \( {! l, J# K4 y4 \: kI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
. A9 j: F2 v  b- j3 vLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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