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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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4 E& I; O: m5 X3 W, h0 H/ V wI was a very happy man.
: `& ?9 T/ W+ I" D6 WMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.* ]! h8 A% q7 h! _( R) T j) a. X) z
There was only one little thing bothering me...0 `* V: b8 Q6 T
It was her beautiful younger sister.
2 n" m7 x( Z5 X: D' m1 g. {My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.0 z# n+ m4 U+ f k' T! G1 u
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view., `6 Q, @1 T4 o! W% H
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
2 o0 J. `; Y, V) v( K( JOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.4 ?+ |6 u6 }! l
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
' s& }6 ^1 j0 n) a2 RShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.% d4 y) B5 W3 q# o5 Y: U" X5 W
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' |: Z, }1 m6 W( Z# g/ T+ b% n. [She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
7 T0 F& e. Q2 p+ ^I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.( t) T1 r. P! e$ V* @
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.$ a7 o; Q+ l9 c6 f6 F
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.2 h! N; W6 \. h& F) _1 C T }+ F
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!$ B2 F$ o9 T n
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
+ `% X9 {* [5 V* K. RWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:, W0 q Z. f3 P8 i
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