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This is not a new one but in English this time.+ n. I' T A- l6 a$ \) y
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I was a very happy man./ }" M& j% X* N* p! B
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.2 `4 B2 \4 H* _7 x
There was only one little thing bothering me...
( G: Z: D) v" q3 F4 a; M6 I6 O8 k- [It was her beautiful younger sister.# K' {9 x2 l5 e6 M9 w" N- x
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.' b* }9 f0 {5 h4 z
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.' N4 \, B' M: Y' W3 f7 g2 ^2 a2 k) O
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
3 o- A, O0 A+ bOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations." W3 L4 v$ a: Z2 S; K7 e, l/ c
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.' Q% X7 h4 k W. }: }
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
& u8 g& l4 q9 L2 g, uWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.+ x8 X. D3 y3 H
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'* P* A& H1 [# u- Y( N
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. ^ G% ` \* @- Y) EI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.. n/ E, X; n0 r4 w% Y6 `! k
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.: j- E+ V* J8 z2 `3 ]: `
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!1 ^4 N3 ]% r' }
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
- U. ~( X2 n) c$ YWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:( K: B: g& e" [6 W; `! T& X+ h) E
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+ D+ F) W( b8 `0 y- D h1 bAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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