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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man./ D5 N- R' d4 {4 ]* W
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
; j3 Z r) H$ J7 H0 m) V) ]) i% WThere was only one little thing bothering me... L, D0 _+ x" k( T! h4 _
It was her beautiful younger sister.
+ ]4 k9 T3 o9 w8 b- `4 p5 gMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.) E; M: c* X- v
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.. _; @# C4 T- a9 s
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
9 G6 Q) E) T: q7 c* UOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
$ v* ~& _6 [! h% H/ Y( Q% R E0 T" XShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
- V5 c# S S% S) hShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister./ S$ Q- K y5 U# K& O. G9 Z. M+ ^
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.4 ^: Y8 z% I1 Q" M" ^7 \" l
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'2 i" r; l, v' f3 y+ p
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
4 A$ H( }4 r" p0 O4 GI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.$ q7 P& d2 j* _' _2 ]# v' }4 j
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
& j! e- o$ u% x- R) b$ zLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!0 J6 V* N2 h# ^5 s5 v" O0 {
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test., _$ _ c; Y/ Z3 [8 N* s
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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