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This is not a new one but in English this time.' K j: | X4 w) f. e S
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I was a very happy man.
$ I& y" c v; B5 A8 \6 ?8 p+ c' vMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.6 E c, P7 U: d Z6 X% d
There was only one little thing bothering me... z, ]$ J' k0 i, E
It was her beautiful younger sister., N* D8 W1 j0 h+ [0 G: |% x8 U
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
6 }# ?0 S! o3 \She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.5 C( h) D1 |" ?) j# q
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else., f6 q6 J! _' o4 l
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.& V J" b5 G0 J9 G# b& H
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.; [3 l) Z7 X( c# G
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
$ u" `9 P8 v9 d+ R) ~& \4 |Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
1 [' J# _* T/ \* w; QShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'8 l' O7 Q8 T$ k, A
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
|; _+ q$ f0 O- Y9 c& NI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.: k6 v8 G6 y6 X- n2 `* k: D
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
4 {% {# @( I9 JLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!2 I: o% L: _2 W" ~* ]# H. n
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.3 b1 p, }0 d2 L
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:% o* o/ @7 L8 k. k
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