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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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- ~1 k4 X' f: h/ w; ^- T- mI was a very happy man.
" }0 c4 q0 @4 V- ]. E) T$ aMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.5 V" L% C& Q, f) `( I, ~2 q5 f6 {
There was only one little thing bothering me...8 e3 Z9 f, ~* r
It was her beautiful younger sister.) g6 W- X) H/ B  u
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.! O* }- g$ i7 |/ S) ]
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
4 j4 @$ M+ E9 K9 m0 dIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 W) d3 Y" E, C8 Z
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
* v3 w3 x5 _9 W6 {  ], X: AShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.% W. D" e2 d4 P! a1 k3 Q; L' F
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
9 i- y( z1 O9 d8 t! OWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
# N/ B- p, j$ ^& j4 O5 h4 @8 cShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
6 A8 `: o  ]4 mI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.8 y: Q1 l- s. h/ }( ]6 D
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
$ y' ]$ I, V: c$ C& p( {7 @I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.0 Y" q8 T' B+ Q9 Y  ^  W
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
& P2 z3 a. [1 \  x( jWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.2 q; y; o( i$ I! D
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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) {+ p# Z' S8 Y2 _3 nAlways keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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0 {; ]5 d+ T2 a/ ^. R3 {( y通过测试的恐怕不多
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