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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is not a new one but in English this time." t/ e5 W3 t; V0 T% c7 ?$ U4 O3 |! I

1 L# I: y+ r( e9 b, J8 b; EI was a very happy man.
# L+ J$ D7 t  h4 @My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
. j6 p6 W' T, c$ bThere was only one little thing bothering me...2 ?9 S! H2 X( {$ V% f$ U( l/ O
It was her beautiful younger sister.
7 F. d( W4 o2 k  y' h# mMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
9 f2 i7 G$ C- jShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
+ W1 K; o  n; }5 C; t! ^It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
  U# w0 v8 T2 \% R2 EOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.  ]  f( `1 c  l  k* V6 q5 t- ~. k7 G
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
$ f2 c" d2 f# t$ v$ k* G  p( jShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.. a" j4 J2 D4 D
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
$ z$ W1 Z! f0 U) BShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
4 x5 p: t  g, CI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
7 T3 Q0 V# Q* |: u2 ~- WI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.# v* j1 x2 }! U& }
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
* M& C  x9 c8 `- s2 MLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
# `+ A( D- F7 @With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
& T2 a5 z1 f8 |$ I1 D: g& vWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:# y5 l' G8 V3 E: ?
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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