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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
/ l7 F/ C+ x4 b1 j# AMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
8 b0 }+ K. S5 k; z# M, e3 }" dThere was only one little thing bothering me...
8 j4 M% o5 S' n* J/ @It was her beautiful younger sister.+ U" Y A, z3 \' Y3 [9 ?7 S
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
) N% P: G* L' p! p$ W7 P9 TShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
! p' D6 Z, [ Y6 N! h: lIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* T: v+ A2 a# M m' @
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.8 \; g4 {! g) v" k
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome." v `" f9 A# k" ~
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.$ |5 j5 v, ^0 s' p
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' X# G! y7 x3 w' e# [She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'4 x( r: p6 s8 o
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
% y/ n! w/ a/ e* H( w3 [, D3 |I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.) y6 U: {# t0 \' c
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
' [/ k6 r$ d* e0 d/ s6 r/ c( N0 eLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!% L0 E( }& T! F. k6 e
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
1 q; @3 F" O) pWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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