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This is not a new one but in English this time.& h; O4 w% T4 ^1 x
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I was a very happy man., G) E; Z. M" P, e" T, T
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married., U7 b2 B1 [3 Y( t% e
There was only one little thing bothering me.../ Z, k# ~% |2 W- Y0 ^
It was her beautiful younger sister.
. J# F3 L, R# g5 ~My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.8 K2 F6 g: I* j! D7 B5 v: L$ G* T* J
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
; @* \- c1 G* W' TIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
4 J9 \( t( p" n9 A/ @+ i/ mOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
, r o: P, A6 [, ~9 aShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.& ?4 m1 n* ~0 @) r, A
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
1 `' t9 G. U7 IWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.: ^6 n+ u0 d4 j4 B
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'- u3 G& e1 D! I- n
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.8 ^# s0 s/ c# d8 h8 e! h7 u
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
: U, v( N6 F( AI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
; w: ]4 o j3 U) K: s8 P! W0 dLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
! ?& Q7 |! }; PWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
# E3 E1 S; r# P0 A0 F# cWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:: b. L2 h$ u9 o8 Z8 s- ]" L7 p9 r
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; d1 n6 c; w. E" X% M+ k8 \Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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