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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.: K  ]. ~: N3 v' I

4 O1 E9 y' O: I+ CI was a very happy man.) R6 U* K& B& c1 W2 ?0 u9 b
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.0 _' L& o7 x+ B1 Z, |
There was only one little thing bothering me...
9 e+ t9 d$ f: n: C' u  `$ `' @It was her beautiful younger sister.$ E# H6 O2 p9 f$ W
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
3 W; Y5 g/ c6 \/ y  ]6 gShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.; D5 h% @/ @- f8 U" A" d$ l% E. R
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
3 U$ H4 Y  Z- T, }- ?, NOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.0 D2 Y% l+ Y6 ]/ A0 N
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
" s  d$ [3 C! r: D2 n$ BShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.8 s" b- a( q4 s
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
- G: T( Z. G7 P: J* I) |7 @" m$ ?She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'& P. v/ y" G2 y- W; H( k
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs., U1 K2 e6 `! `/ H
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
: {- n, Q3 ]( d, n5 YI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
  n( \( z& {8 o' E! N, w2 S/ T+ OLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!  y0 c% ]3 Y3 ?8 [: D. X  H0 G
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.. E9 G) w/ N6 _% Z6 L  I" h
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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. C0 [0 H6 ^2 q1 PAlways keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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4 }6 ]# ?7 s" i通过测试的恐怕不多
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