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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.$ c- m, E! g/ @( X# V8 A) Q3 B
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.9 n5 X0 D  C9 I
There was only one little thing bothering me...! s  n7 q7 `0 d' M; C0 D: C' e% Y
It was her beautiful younger sister.
! @6 L! e: f4 a3 A4 r$ G1 H, \; XMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
4 m4 w; a2 Z. f+ P2 R! ^- E/ Z# ^She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.$ B, c8 j) y0 k  S
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* \4 p* {: R1 W5 Z9 H! X
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.0 @7 i, E  O  E* J' Y. `3 O  I
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.* X& U8 ?( I/ s, T
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
! v# A- ^# w0 V2 B/ V* B3 nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.8 q3 E* g: Y+ B* i$ X" S
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
4 P" l' x1 T3 [I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.$ F" r: X1 x# ~6 G6 ]* G, A' \- x9 V: M
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
- w- e- Y# q0 T( MI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
; X+ J2 l- B1 N) X1 _+ |Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
) O. @# o9 e- Q1 G4 HWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
! e- g: K& D$ b5 C4 J: CWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:: \" X' R5 T$ g% W* b: G! P
      
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鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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