Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
# @- V; s* j( z6 P) G- t) J( t1 `My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
  W5 u9 k; ?$ _) ]( z9 A5 j, EThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
5 t0 ^: \  ~# l; R9 ]8 Z) S; [One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
% l" m* h5 l" Y# E! V  E) \. EShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
7 o, j' `/ z/ ^$ jI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
* R& }/ a) Z1 wI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
( i1 G5 o3 |9 m% ]Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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