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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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0 g2 Y/ }7 |- ]. z; z' XI was a very happy man.
( ?$ w ]8 d `My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.5 g" N6 z; E) m1 [0 l
There was only one little thing bothering me...# ?& d$ h& f* S+ m8 n
It was her beautiful younger sister.+ @) |# Z# s* K" `3 X& c
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
; L* ?/ K! H, e. g pShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.! L7 p# O, ~' C8 D
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
+ ^* S* ?8 q( P) y/ O( u7 H& r( DOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
[- k- F0 \5 J; A) K3 l, pShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
+ q, Q- _0 _* c7 N- t7 Y8 BShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
2 c4 ~3 ~7 c `6 tWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.1 B1 N5 ~/ a, b. q' K9 m0 M
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'# F! c' \* J/ w! n, j" \! F
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
( h$ `! R6 U" P! O' C2 t. E3 o! iI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
+ Q: A4 a1 y9 Q. d! m3 gI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
C$ m2 H1 t$ W- L% r" v! l8 z/ @Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!9 S0 y7 ?" S0 o0 y2 c) f2 E
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.: ?/ Z9 G) J/ V4 W
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:' e b. J/ }% H$ s* M4 {
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; B6 D6 h: y' K" T* NAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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