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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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: r8 j1 W0 o; L/ K# J" a7 h wI was a very happy man.6 _3 C5 E7 h" y# c% t' d+ k. ]
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
* B( t8 N: F$ p9 c0 N, oThere was only one little thing bothering me...$ j: K- \. Z$ |
It was her beautiful younger sister.
7 r. D6 x, ?& g0 \; H) U% VMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
( q9 l1 _7 x, E* R- XShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.9 O- {7 _0 S' }( T, @0 {
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 p3 Q1 l* y* N5 T
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. A$ t6 n5 f, R: H3 L5 m
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.( ?1 i; T; P. s V6 A
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.( p5 ~$ n7 z* X; Z. ]- |3 P# @
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
% Z5 G/ v5 _1 d5 B- \; c/ ^She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'5 [6 \0 F( q0 k* N# c
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.: n9 | H8 Q" V/ ^% }% N B4 ^
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.; ]; W/ Y( e- \
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
/ h9 z% d; ^0 `; L+ GLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!% |# E8 ~1 v* u, u3 w& B/ N
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.1 T9 \: J y" g7 l' X& j
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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