Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
5 D6 S  s; \/ T4 V$ m6 R: p4 zShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
5 u9 s$ N# a$ L0 }+ x& |% RIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
& x6 ?6 y; Y. `0 T. R, f% aOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' O8 S. G) U% q4 {: `8 f; mShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. |$ N$ p2 \1 s6 |* _2 o1 r+ DI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
0 F# q) i* g( e0 xWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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