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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
  A% E* a- i, k* I$ u1 ?! s- a9 BThere was only one little thing bothering me...
4 \2 K: y6 k6 M* FIt was her beautiful younger sister.* d0 @  O; L/ P' l7 r! R
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
7 `) E( E9 V! b- G: M; lShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
* h& o- V% w, n5 R+ }/ m. Q1 {0 K) CIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.2 @4 b3 K0 ^& o4 H3 A5 H
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
; t$ `9 w: L6 c8 ]2 Q3 m; XShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
3 h) g  R, T1 j! T! ~She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
( z' o% ~, x2 ?; X2 _+ J0 hWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.& r) G6 j4 A  C) \
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'. x, ?; Z+ P7 |( w8 K
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.( A/ I% z* |4 {' K
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
, G$ u" n; S3 s7 e: T- vI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
6 K: w2 L. ~* L$ P9 C. Q2 W% VLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!# b- \# ~" I5 K( j! Q1 h7 L" X" A, W
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.% w) T% o9 u- G  A& o
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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8 B3 n* _2 c& D4 F2 QAlways keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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