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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.( ^. Z" Q/ l3 q0 ^) c) n( t' E
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
: K0 E* s2 J6 h+ sThere was only one little thing bothering me...! F7 J4 v; }$ _8 d: p9 g+ N
It was her beautiful younger sister.4 O$ c* b; O0 @8 G( _+ L" D+ U( c
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.! G# o& y! \7 G2 q8 E
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.7 ^1 k0 B$ S" r% a" q+ C4 ]; f
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 q5 w: W9 U* W* E3 A8 Z! {
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
' j' A1 i* Y: c# ~5 jShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
0 k+ a. k  R$ i# U8 LShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister." Z0 `/ m" ^% C1 _/ \: a' [' g
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.! ?7 P8 s2 b! H) e
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
, _/ U7 d2 ]% J( ^% ?: tI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
) q& `4 D- ?6 [  `9 U9 m6 ]I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.+ n" C3 Y9 L- g/ E; n0 |9 Q7 k4 m
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
, i) V' J+ q0 z9 _Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!6 _* W! W3 j7 g
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.' P4 t1 A, ^, l, @9 [$ E+ A/ j
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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