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This is not a new one but in English this time.7 n" L9 j/ v/ X6 w- \1 k
# J+ |- \" B. B5 A7 dI was a very happy man.
! g. ?, C) V% v7 M- i0 TMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.( Y. c! t0 H1 _
There was only one little thing bothering me...1 Y& J+ g& `. F3 K
It was her beautiful younger sister.
. u# z! z# }/ g0 LMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
# _6 V& p4 S4 n" QShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view./ w- }& d# l& H3 H6 _( q n8 ~) h4 d- }7 C
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ z |0 j3 f. i; u
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
7 o5 e# u2 ^+ X& {7 O$ @8 W) kShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
& P3 ^: J8 T+ s7 X' b; dShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister., `- N. b$ k0 B0 v1 h# o$ j2 j
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.( f5 f; B1 g7 t# }
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'% \4 B2 ?8 a/ ?3 ^8 v
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
' s6 U) |6 ^4 Y% G3 B$ b1 ?I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
8 \4 b, L3 |5 Y) _5 m; O$ y6 EI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
% ]! ?+ P2 l+ @( \/ ^* ?5 jLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!" C/ j! q! w& D: G: j/ i$ k% R
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
- |* t& W! J) F2 GWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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