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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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( T) b; v* X: aI was a very happy man.' n9 W; q6 R9 X9 \7 ?" G
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.3 I2 M3 f L' k; {
There was only one little thing bothering me...
# O' v1 q r2 L! R+ GIt was her beautiful younger sister.
, G L# }% a& m! p! y% |My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. F; J6 \: o( `5 l8 p- e" g9 l' ]" P" |
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.9 Y# o8 ?( P) c. ?" ~2 a
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ @$ P+ y! o i6 C1 n$ e l" R, {
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
) S3 P0 N7 b* L% r+ [, \She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. j, ?1 G! Y& g: V' L2 C
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.: d. f8 n+ Z: I- d- ?& M- z; f4 Q
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
& l! k4 Y; S" c7 QShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
- Y6 N! d6 |/ l+ e! pI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
' y9 K0 n: s8 W) Y0 }8 yI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.5 S% v5 J% n' O; f- ?# @5 N
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
) x, j3 F) y( b7 }3 T$ |Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
, K% R2 E) m0 h# fWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
$ J1 L: |! \( k; K( tWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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