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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.( j& G* D) `' c* u; I

& L  j8 \# p/ x1 TI was a very happy man.1 _( t: L2 b2 x! V
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.- ~; A- l6 |5 \
There was only one little thing bothering me...
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.3 _4 C1 L% u' f; z
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.& @4 Z$ k: F) B1 |. \( T8 ~
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
  @. K' ?( _8 Z0 Q6 n2 Y& eOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations." u; l! z" E" I( ]  |6 ~
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome./ O$ d! s2 ~) s4 o. K% \: a
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
1 h# V$ z, U4 B# }0 i1 pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.1 a& [% e+ _2 M
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'- K. l' o7 X+ V
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
3 G; L$ J* d( V# xI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
8 I- \0 `9 C: i; L( I/ z8 m  zI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
7 R( D; A. G9 R$ v+ h$ nLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
: e8 S! S: E4 z: L& e2 `: bWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.( Z- Z; t* {6 _$ l2 G
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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