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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.( x: R! {: `8 b' R
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I was a very happy man.
+ ?- c6 {/ N% z! X0 pMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.; A/ b! g9 o% k- g4 O# K0 B
There was only one little thing bothering me...5 v' ?0 [5 H7 L
It was her beautiful younger sister.( x8 \4 B5 p! t8 h
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
9 @# t# X' t, _) Y# gShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
/ `- K8 ]7 B' i# CIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 q/ I  R0 c* n6 N/ b6 x* |! x
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
  u- q- z& ^4 l/ w6 t" R# p5 }She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
' @- J9 Z$ T! M' @7 fShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.) A* C4 J0 p9 e9 B
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.5 b1 ~% G1 K* |# c. P
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'1 G& k+ k1 q& ^; x: W2 W
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
& R: ~# n, W0 Z; x3 P$ d3 J4 AI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
0 o; o/ t- W( R/ c; DI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.# a. @% s1 }# \
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!/ A  t6 _0 z+ A8 N% y6 B
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
' K8 t8 }* i0 @' E6 G% jWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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