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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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; n8 o$ J, K1 a: qI was a very happy man.' y/ Q+ R% R- x- P J8 @ g8 [& @
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
) {- Q8 n7 S+ T1 o5 r% ?3 HThere was only one little thing bothering me...
& x3 B/ U: V/ w- Z# j tIt was her beautiful younger sister.
1 J5 T+ C+ K( _& [: l* f \% M& IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
( m$ \; G" s- q: @9 PShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
! \' l; Y+ j* IIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
! J2 |: n; W, L/ ?7 l, j( ]7 hOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. ]6 q, v& B: ?8 Q/ T
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
, s- V" m4 Z7 ^ y. O S4 y/ RShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. D( q" W- l! G6 f m
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word./ \2 u+ b* @- O
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'3 x* x3 n% e0 n3 W# w& Q3 }
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.$ H' C' H) G- c/ O# F
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.* a& _+ Z* r8 B2 D( s) `2 b. A
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.& |# u: H4 u4 m
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!' J. G9 h: ?0 M% {9 Z
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.; @7 ^ M4 L9 N) Z0 P
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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