Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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5 c8 M$ M- F  b% ~; {( x$ ~) H" Z  C) {I was a very happy man.
- i) t* I0 |' h6 o' {2 ]) {My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
6 r( v+ B* z8 ^4 rIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
# Z! R6 O) x  M/ W/ J' C- u, s! nIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
: X" I$ S# b9 j8 q% b5 S$ a! V8 k7 pOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
7 B. a5 N, ~5 Z0 c  UWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
6 ?. D, v* H6 EWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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6 s% U* Q$ G- sAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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