Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
, O/ S7 _) `  j# L3 f& Q' O/ iMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
3 x5 {6 E4 F- n$ q4 D/ ?She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
2 s6 z5 V6 C7 ]; |( zIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
. |9 k2 @% x% V% `% s$ I2 L# aOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
9 G: D) J* K8 [; l3 GShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
+ c) ?2 ]) C, ^; \4 AShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
5 d$ S& R3 x2 RWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
6 l# \' i, B# rShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
. z  i' j5 I; l/ a5 {4 FI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
0 u6 m: p1 H* d, w: ?2 x; kI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
; U! B! D9 K+ G4 h# aI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
" l, o5 n) v5 R0 IWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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