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I was a very happy man.% A. M5 b! h+ w" }. Q' [: p
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
8 h" L: J c2 v* a7 V! g: A7 I nThere was only one little thing bothering me...
& |; T# O- S5 j/ h) n- J# O) a5 [It was her beautiful younger sister.( d$ x% D* I W$ o
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.6 w( }' ^8 t% ?$ v: d
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.2 a& L4 t' y, d7 T2 g' }8 d0 F
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
) Y6 y& x& T; M% j7 e2 K5 oOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
0 B4 t7 w2 h% v, _7 R4 c2 j- SShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.7 l5 R+ V! L& s$ r9 r) n
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.! z* X, }5 l( z% X7 d% ]" a. m
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. x- A* i+ V) D6 u' i
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
* F8 j ~" [3 dI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.7 x5 J8 I4 N3 [+ n
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
: p) g0 p2 b6 N0 L3 nI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.8 d' v& U; F4 t4 T
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
0 d l& [- q! L+ a0 v% \+ f. bWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.' _* `: z, T# f( Q0 ^& q2 d
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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