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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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$ t0 k h; ]& E4 a+ ~I was a very happy man.
8 @$ d E: N" A8 E6 vMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
7 M- z+ q6 E3 I0 C: NThere was only one little thing bothering me...
3 ? f9 I- ?3 J3 o5 o2 }It was her beautiful younger sister.
9 ]2 V4 r# e) q4 I6 o: wMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.! p2 }" a( d$ K$ {, }7 E. U5 {5 I
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
0 ^4 ]/ X) K9 Q. q8 K _It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
% r* G, Z/ q3 ZOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.0 e* l l4 {3 y p
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.+ W$ F" r' {9 R& T/ W! k
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
/ U3 t/ P. T8 F m0 t1 J, e' v: JWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.+ Z$ o2 a) T" v4 O
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
# ~9 T. }' ?7 e8 K8 DI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.+ r7 v2 k0 E4 E; F9 N( P
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.; f& ?7 \4 a9 J2 U5 Y7 C( e% E* @
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.* L7 \4 o3 H; S
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!! Y8 S: j6 V' F$ d) l4 A- O O0 C" {
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
( @: [% ^ p0 y/ JWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:/ p% x; s0 q9 B. d
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& Y1 {1 H! M: A$ f4 E6 I& iAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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