Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
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It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
  E  F; e$ P" L1 ^One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" D' u1 ]8 p2 nShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
0 V( v; G1 h$ D1 f- zShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
# C# |. c2 |: g. h. kI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
8 c# m8 e& I2 c6 B  uI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
: t: @4 W( c3 ^# ZLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
; |0 {3 C+ I- z6 a# U3 nWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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