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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.( Q9 W( |- m" [4 U- @/ K+ A2 P9 P
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
9 T. I* G3 ]3 f) \$ VThere was only one little thing bothering me...
" e( U5 i. e* z) Y# ]1 k* IIt was her beautiful younger sister.
" I6 p% Q( Q3 @$ g$ a3 HMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.6 d, t$ e; @& s$ x, U# f$ h5 d
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
1 I6 z* }6 D4 _; _/ J, ], NIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: P7 q& ^- V$ j4 \& w; ?1 m9 l7 _
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
# q' j8 y3 ?) U5 u8 a8 fShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
& u) l( s- [3 oShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.6 _7 q9 t' m# O( k
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
8 a, ~6 P5 ?$ z4 Z1 MShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
6 L7 ]+ E, ?. n( uI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.4 c0 S6 H* U) _( y* ?
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
+ N4 ?+ a5 |% j' ZI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
# |# t3 _. j0 F4 F0 wLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
9 |& m3 H7 q' X0 f4 gWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
1 W9 ]4 n- ^% x" B' @0 xWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:2 ^( w+ _; `- C& ]) s9 ]6 R8 _
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