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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
- J/ E3 J3 |& w2 c/ aMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
7 x/ w5 v7 T; b8 K- m, D" _4 H9 |2 _There was only one little thing bothering me...
$ ]4 O, h0 P+ R9 w' vIt was her beautiful younger sister.* X& E; W. S, W
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
" j- h6 l7 v2 @5 pShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.3 P3 Y$ q2 H+ E/ a' f
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 S4 ~! {% L# t' x) b
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.2 A+ |/ F3 ?) z/ V
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
. u- a( p r. U9 W1 x' N6 s* O4 w7 dShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
+ P5 m; N9 B+ V8 S4 ]Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.9 s5 D* n o/ |) s" d
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' p, R! `( ]4 r: z
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.# M/ f$ N! N& U
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
9 o& M7 v% M) l hI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
: X9 `, F+ f4 I& o- b; H# XLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
9 X9 ?- c7 r) x$ \4 W/ |" T( DWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.4 ^! O3 y3 j% f# W' [) ^
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:$ L% X0 [' l% R
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