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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.+ F; q4 c/ O5 B* @& \
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
. l+ X) H1 ~; ?4 ]) B& u% E3 r0 v/ o+ hThere was only one little thing bothering me...
8 j. Y( s! x! H$ d0 aIt was her beautiful younger sister.0 B$ B; Y E2 D0 g
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less., M( }% S' _+ j: R, y
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
. K, { E( g% X. C0 p1 j, yIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 j7 R: w. B: q+ K
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations." R3 ?, \+ x( q, e2 p
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
' _% G* H: V+ m6 Y2 T) U0 [2 Y0 WShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. W5 {- g- k6 ]( ^, _. Q' [
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
2 s% X0 D, ^: }4 h. b; y6 yShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.') z3 _+ d+ }3 e. b9 t+ q0 j2 [
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
3 F- A6 h! F8 I) l8 } X) zI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
/ s* } \+ u Y/ ?! x1 KI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
0 t$ d$ ?. x2 G% KLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!/ d: Z" E( ]# r; ^8 B, Q
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
+ N! B; h/ R/ k* Y' }We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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