Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

" \% d( b* h& P) @$ F% nI was a very happy man.
! ]0 v3 h3 ~0 v0 `My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
( L6 M6 ?& f3 N. t8 }* c! yMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
8 c$ m3 Q4 p  E6 Z& JShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
4 }  x( H. p+ H. c( @; x* `One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
5 [# D0 O, p' i5 ZShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
4 |1 u3 s' N/ _# {" YShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
! S: [7 K, a( ]0 N# e6 ?I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
- u( e' Q& Y$ ~3 d& Z! m" x# w& xI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
! {  L8 k% i! K6 i3 w1 [Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
6 |/ @6 h; ?  t# ^- H3 n1 \With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
4 M" W0 x8 C# v! e$ a$ a: {, UWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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