Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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7 K% e% k6 {9 F' ^% j/ pI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
0 x* r' M; n' k* R4 @5 AThere was only one little thing bothering me...
( E7 U' ^2 l7 L* TIt was her beautiful younger sister.
  j* m) v) S/ w+ d+ r' p: a& PMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
# z, t; X0 w9 z9 v& GIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
' K$ u) Y4 [  [One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
& X- A9 ^  ]- l: A9 {She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
) z& }% `' l  V& xWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
9 h  `* \; Q" j  s. g! P4 hI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
) m2 e1 S1 g2 f: R  PI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
; y! O, ?7 N9 M  TLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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