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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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% Z1 F, w4 Q! t" c1 Z) J8 m" QI was a very happy man.
+ p* L* L. d  \4 x, iMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.8 b0 x8 i2 q: ?' `" W( Y/ U  d
There was only one little thing bothering me...
4 K5 e8 @5 S- @! sIt was her beautiful younger sister.& z" L9 n7 i+ _' m
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.8 R) e5 \' }3 |+ D# B: S$ L+ X) ?9 e7 s, c
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view., \/ f# |2 W9 T- I- i
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( ], l# n# _  ~1 m" l8 [1 F
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.1 Q7 X: |- m0 _' m8 l3 O( I
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
. b3 t& f9 L" A6 d. ]' OShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
, B+ M) f- G& J4 I. e$ B' DWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
+ u8 ?$ t9 _2 a" ]1 L4 Z4 H& jShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'( f2 R- V3 ^3 [# a3 g% Z3 U- \
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.1 w- h% `2 f1 A" }2 q  ~: q# |
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.$ o3 A8 @* H0 j6 N9 M
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
; c" p( `- }3 y  lLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!) C6 b7 Q! d; ]: V( R9 F: B/ Q
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test." Y. e6 `* Q8 t  t2 F+ u7 }6 Q$ k, L
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:3 _9 H7 v( p$ K4 |
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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