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This is not a new one but in English this time.( U% D$ _% i# |- F- B6 K+ R6 n/ p
h$ o; \2 ]0 Y7 k% d/ JI was a very happy man.
( g5 Y' Y1 @3 b/ C* oMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
" v8 R$ M( ^7 ]6 @There was only one little thing bothering me...
. z& I: t. J/ T& U4 FIt was her beautiful younger sister.
7 \# |1 i Y1 f" [% x* }8 B6 ^- NMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
. N4 x# s5 Z" N; YShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.4 P/ d( E. }; D w5 ~4 q. l+ O ^. d
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& _# {8 w: X3 k' s& G
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
9 Z" W" Q: q6 r, |+ ~1 \8 p0 DShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.$ w6 E) j% s2 R
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
$ v! A8 M* S( f% g0 U. vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.% _$ g0 d# D1 [- Y3 Z
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'* O- B: Y& k$ W$ V
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
% `6 y4 O/ C4 f: s3 e& ^3 j0 ~/ z0 A. eI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.# H, U# t! Q3 _( a* y+ _
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
5 I& W$ V; z1 k7 c& m, [1 uLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!7 e2 C8 k. I4 A" Q1 z
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
' V i' l$ D6 ?1 _5 e3 z! L! |We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:- x2 @& ^& a+ d5 [' H
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