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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
3 N; i& v, s9 {$ sMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
8 R+ Q& G. [' G! R  rThere was only one little thing bothering me...4 T7 R) _/ |& T. n
It was her beautiful younger sister.
: a; B/ I# W: u' ^  CMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
2 ~" G/ `7 W. u* p4 e3 M  nShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
" `$ ?- h8 I( ~' V3 UIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
. k4 E, E- ^& f" P2 D* Z4 mOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
% y" f0 R* R) f/ O, \9 t7 ^She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.% @* G$ P& I5 {8 a9 u
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.# \) A+ W7 d( H: o' Q# v  I# p- q
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
% ~- H" \8 `1 y9 gShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
$ V. r3 o* d1 ^1 R  xI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.+ n0 y7 ]4 y' L9 v! @0 \0 v* [, {$ P6 E
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
0 P7 O! x0 N* n, \4 n# [I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.# X( u9 F8 @  N) s( d/ e8 f! P
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
. ~& E! ]8 t  `With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.' Y4 n. t6 I" u" R( e! s
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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' Y7 G# ]- ]. }+ q  v1 qAlways keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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6 d9 O/ I9 v5 w7 ]$ y通过测试的恐怕不多
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