Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

' K# g1 K# n; l' s. ]2 V6 b( x. JI was a very happy man.
: J) v$ g$ `) d# A, C. }5 gMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
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It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
, {( o3 |; ]9 W" pShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
4 E, @: V9 }( V2 V. W, H; POne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
% Q5 ?3 _" E  ]3 `! m% Y7 MShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
% B/ J9 Y7 D4 w. E3 `4 U  t2 VI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
) V9 S  s* v# F5 z+ Z; FI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
, @& d. B/ r/ \6 P  TI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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