Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

; E) _: s! r+ d7 M9 d1 g( J8 fI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
; E7 S! ?4 ]0 Y" v! a# YIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- D1 r: N% m0 s# _5 j6 ?9 G! `3 y3 J# tOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
8 T1 ?& Z' Q$ n3 wShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
9 O2 f$ }7 I1 y% U8 C7 CI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
( f' q6 t1 |" bI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
6 T% m0 Z- E0 g. b" k) ~Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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8 w0 L# x6 U; C  o6 j) w8 gAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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