Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
" e9 W; v  ]+ _) U- p$ zMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
6 p: A/ o8 G2 B* @% ?It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
5 g4 `5 t: [9 m4 sShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- P8 ^: z- ?7 q, I4 qOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
, d0 V0 X. l2 h0 \She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
/ f5 J/ e" H& u$ T' K8 aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
& g5 d) u8 }9 `1 }0 j6 N& z" _Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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( c# ~" |0 u/ v0 E1 KAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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