Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
! M" z  M5 ~3 X. A+ O3 C" r3 h' uMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
  _" W) t" F( t% N3 Z& I7 AThere was only one little thing bothering me...
  J6 ]7 T; S4 T) UIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
! Y3 d( x: \+ q5 E5 ~, m4 Y; n* ZOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
8 }! \% q9 V: M0 {) y$ {4 s6 M. K4 U* {She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
7 P0 |0 Q) S7 Q( g* B2 x( }8 DI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
2 c9 P* d; N) z2 |, w' o' QLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
1 X! I( {7 L- z$ v. _: [With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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