Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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  s( \0 |1 J3 c0 h3 f# ?- B; ~6 iI was a very happy man.
5 A/ X/ H# Z4 R1 |My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
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6 _! J! F' o' q/ B1 CIt was her beautiful younger sister.
5 q& p, \' i5 Z* v8 aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, s0 i0 ]" A0 P, F1 yOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
$ X, k3 H+ C+ V( {' j. e' y. v: wI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
) o$ @- k1 r' Q% e' j6 A8 {! S! A# vWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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