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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.) l$ ]- X% U. P9 l: J
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
5 w3 n8 |: _3 E: |, N5 i6 XThere was only one little thing bothering me...+ Q7 E2 G. G* H0 Y3 Y! ~
It was her beautiful younger sister.
& {! A/ {) [' {8 u1 \- y4 f1 ~My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.$ B. D7 m2 w+ P- `
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.% @# f& p5 Z, ^% C2 u# H% j6 I
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
" \2 ?$ v0 {: M/ C/ t/ @One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.# ]. J8 J8 S" A+ j
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.2 G6 Y0 n1 z' P: m) A' j3 x5 h
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
! f0 _+ l9 R6 y1 yWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
1 c, m8 v# I; ^2 z" s5 W, zShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
. j( T" H# n3 q. P3 q$ g% lI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.1 ?) f+ @. |' _
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
" _2 ^4 f. r4 A2 r3 ^+ z9 yI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
& z5 }6 v% P& _2 R b; mLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!" V r* k5 k! V
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
& i: q. p# M4 S- q W2 a9 f& TWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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