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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.- n9 n# \4 g( a$ m, p) y8 T
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.3 v( E1 l% ?( O2 P& {1 j4 J+ ^2 y
There was only one little thing bothering me..." d8 Y B# h" O3 H- r2 G
It was her beautiful younger sister.- j/ @9 C6 A( @" I+ \7 M& r2 z/ \
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
1 }" O8 O# t' Q) a! [0 U5 V/ |She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.& F& {$ N! Z8 u/ W
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, R6 S: {" w/ V4 X" l- ~, @! ~% ?One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
7 o) S+ K; N# S% _, J cShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
1 X T! ~: L* q- w- q; }She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
( ]# @- I0 ]& B9 ^Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.: j' I6 m, e/ J1 ?" Y
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
; t9 r' p' a3 EI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; t1 r* D5 y m' wI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
- ^! f4 X* N. [2 N9 i8 cI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.5 L) g( a6 x* s1 d. t( C
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!0 O1 D" U+ G; R7 a) ^2 C% r
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
/ y6 q5 |3 B3 s# \, WWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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