Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
8 w( B) Y( Q" e: r4 _She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
# {* O. m' u) }5 [1 J. w: lIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
5 _9 @/ i6 P+ V) G( yOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
1 A( X( K# Y8 x; E$ gShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
4 o$ r% x& o3 PShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
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With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
2 i9 F5 z2 u: u( ~# T/ t% ]  lWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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