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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
1 X! x% R. j2 J  F$ ^' `- FMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.6 l$ r. L: @9 O" J4 W
There was only one little thing bothering me...1 o* f) B: e* k0 G
It was her beautiful younger sister.4 E, H' P$ D  G. l( P( {, B9 l
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
. @1 _4 F: B! [) L9 K; p; T2 \She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.: h7 N; ]" k' _1 P
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 Q: W. n3 A6 N3 e; I" U, \  f# p$ o
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
  t: g! d+ u+ }) ~7 y6 NShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
. C8 z% Q! J4 E+ B/ K6 C9 f6 YShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.9 C) U) y# u# o5 W4 [
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.+ K+ \, n' C% W0 s9 g
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'* t' L& @8 L+ r: N: ~' t/ u
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
+ E9 p; K. j5 ^5 G* V2 bI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
0 R! u  R  H: z1 ^) i# ^7 JI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
( ]+ }7 `; H- Y+ L0 q  l0 M: {Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!- P$ A+ m, |2 h. \! ], o+ ]; W
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.% m( u0 h( I' r- k" j( i
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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