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This is not a new one but in English this time.' [6 s; e- A4 `
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I was a very happy man.
$ ]& s( k2 n. DMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
0 [( }" ], F- p- U$ BThere was only one little thing bothering me...
5 c0 K# I" T+ k' ^3 r$ U+ rIt was her beautiful younger sister.
: a3 R0 i$ l$ u9 Y6 m5 OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.' f5 @( i o5 w
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
4 c& i6 P% v& W, J) vIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: |, m: K3 @5 a- i! X ^0 L' q
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
; W) _: y/ b! i( K: xShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.+ }# I3 f2 e! V: {6 e
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.; }; E$ Z6 I4 D' X! f+ v/ N
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.( L! A. t7 [+ T W0 H8 }
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'9 \ u0 f& t: L" J8 }3 O
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.: _( j( r2 l S: b2 Q
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.: s$ Q: |8 ~6 [
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.7 J( G$ z4 b& ] B
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
( ~5 N G1 Y! i$ f; oWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.) {( m0 g, }# Z: N0 n; k
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:1 {% |8 D: u& X/ T
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