Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

9 a6 e) H# a$ A4 x" |: {7 @I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
4 o0 t: l1 f* z) D) rThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
2 A/ J6 }* ]: O5 v* z1 u7 LOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
' J+ b3 z- `! H% XShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
. n% J" ^/ q* X7 BWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
/ ~5 z7 ?' C$ A0 Q2 V% ?# |She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
( _9 B+ Q" n  }2 w! ]; cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
7 x9 Z: t! T( ]) q/ b* ?# vI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
  N+ l8 k. m# `9 jLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
9 a! M3 N; ~  J, [8 t  hWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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