Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
8 N" [' R* Z6 y) u1 t3 nIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
% S% K1 N( S. m9 U/ x: A' OIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
& x7 V7 t, f' Y6 G& E1 `4 Y" oOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
2 w* ^* r8 e1 M) Y, x$ pShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
. W7 @% M% l' E( ?7 e0 u1 q* s- RShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
& _) T+ \' l$ V4 d9 fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
/ |8 h2 L7 n" K( i' eI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
) \+ @! \+ M! w6 ~- E5 tI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
. [- S) L. ?2 O* z5 nWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
  p; u* y* S2 T& _5 rWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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  i0 q) w( r+ ?9 f  ]; X) yAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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