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Risk and Moral

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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3 I$ e; L: r" e& SI was a very happy man.
1 |$ g0 n7 }: J- yMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.; z2 s. F8 `. E
There was only one little thing bothering me...
: k* L2 i. B6 p2 ^It was her beautiful younger sister.
, Y4 M/ G5 o" o# m" jMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.8 W5 d$ D4 t7 j* a( }) F
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
8 l- L& J5 y9 M! y. y5 qIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' \- u7 R, h7 q  _( B8 n
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations./ o+ U! a& q0 ~: \+ }
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
; j  ?# ]; `" n2 z9 d% L4 B$ qShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.* m$ W, P5 Q/ {/ [* a# p7 `2 M
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
6 C" |0 W/ a# H, k' X) xShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'& E: t0 ~8 R5 ~! C
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.4 D; O* ?3 D, v' H. ^% T
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
# ?3 h9 e2 |$ NI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
3 C$ x# w3 }6 ]Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!- Y* P2 ]  P( q, C1 m$ q3 x4 c& \
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.; m, {" x7 [0 S1 S  m+ |7 D
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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9 s, d' t" A$ s; `; t) f通过测试的恐怕不多
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