Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
0 @0 {  w4 H; p$ b$ S- N: ~My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
% E; D( s$ b# Q. G8 J  k- o3 ~  yThere was only one little thing bothering me...
0 |5 R" D; c6 @% s; mIt was her beautiful younger sister.
3 z+ w8 Z% B0 K, G7 l) z" Z2 X; aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
% o$ v) z# U, TIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
# c5 c5 T( O! w/ AOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
2 D% K5 M  E/ X% F' ^5 f* bShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
. L3 s  m9 @6 vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
5 y6 m* x4 M8 f" y' t, KShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
' Q2 O5 W" ?. \" ?I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
1 N5 d! B5 N4 o1 D! uI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
6 M; J8 F8 I# B, x- bLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
  A! t' [7 B- Y: l# [+ h: VWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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  M2 Y# z3 A2 I; W5 aAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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