Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
' e; A$ C& h7 h4 w2 h, n/ D9 qMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
0 \3 e) K& o4 {7 }& E2 U; ^There was only one little thing bothering me...
5 x$ ?8 ~6 _$ |3 H0 ~5 h) U0 q# SIt was her beautiful younger sister.
- g' V/ ?, ]3 a. a5 w$ @8 N" QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
  J6 E: Y) @# K( b8 MShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
  A9 Y  O. b# I4 [/ V- fOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
+ I& D0 n, S/ P; ]She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
1 X6 M: U& y% w- N1 lShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
6 S! {+ I. ]: V" ]3 I: aI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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3 Y, L( V# b: g2 AAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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