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I was a very happy man.
0 X, t0 x; J7 j2 ]3 sMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.: e1 U z4 I$ _9 |; H+ F/ d
There was only one little thing bothering me...5 h% f/ D# U- W5 `! C+ O% G
It was her beautiful younger sister.; H( z! j0 A* j) f, ^
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
/ G% \6 q* g s% d' u% q& }She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
1 h: n0 F8 `+ _. U. a2 xIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
: b! Y# `( P- yOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
( y9 W4 f- k) w1 g) ZShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
2 m0 Q/ W) P. u# _! P4 {. iShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
3 q" \5 O: X2 i0 U9 A8 I: L+ O0 B3 YWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' N0 y F& W1 O5 e4 ~6 I' uShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
: ?! G, Z" z( A6 nI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.9 _' K6 A! O ]: R) l( T
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
' u3 s4 ?5 P0 i8 q* f% C+ fI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
) E3 o! [# }5 b; Z% l+ |; ]; aLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
6 r% c7 L. u6 f. u# c4 K8 e7 i6 qWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
1 ^6 N, ?4 g6 H% J. j TWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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