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This is not a new one but in English this time.' L7 {1 L/ R4 M$ K
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I was a very happy man.
$ P1 w- v) v/ p- A0 @' c' t3 LMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.2 D" J. k1 ]+ E+ Y! z3 g
There was only one little thing bothering me...# z4 t9 A, U; E9 j/ J+ B1 ]. D
It was her beautiful younger sister./ n, V, l/ h7 Z8 X0 `
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.3 ~* v/ f. Z( a0 u
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.( j, y, F$ g* u& S [
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else. @) z3 w3 ?' a" A: s1 A
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.* N* N& `0 Q( X& ?3 E
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
$ g) N' L9 X, K0 x1 ^( \4 YShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.; k' {. _5 C; h3 w1 r
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.9 t; ^' ?) w# Q
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'& p# [" i v2 q( X
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.' Z- R5 M* H2 ~6 y: r Q
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
7 k' O$ d) k& ~) A7 II opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
6 N+ Z5 U/ V* p, fLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!/ h, x# v& C, P
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.% o" d! s2 V$ H
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:" H# R$ X) D, z/ R3 M
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4 v; q5 p, R3 z' f; j" g6 YAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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