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This is not a new one but in English this time.; E+ V# g0 C7 o5 F: x4 B
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I was a very happy man.
1 F7 c$ I1 M4 |+ s9 b4 vMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
# M' M/ E0 a( S: BThere was only one little thing bothering me...
9 B2 g0 ?0 f1 {It was her beautiful younger sister.; q6 H, K8 |# ~1 ?! @
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.5 E ]$ T' D8 }+ B
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.. N" `0 ] e9 L# l, J: K
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else., H9 g- X L3 s$ T5 Y% L }8 p
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations." U. t5 W1 ~5 e
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
% i4 s, ^& {% [7 y& Y- dShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
( a( i; K& w5 B! t6 iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
6 D7 s$ `0 F5 ^: |( M1 F/ P% \She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'$ }9 K) Y! D! V8 Y8 O4 [: R$ ^, c" F
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
! W, \, c3 n- B1 CI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
/ _* o0 d) Q3 a3 bI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car./ S; Z s& C0 O& @
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!% w$ q5 L( s) C
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
0 c W7 `4 a5 d, H! }We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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; \* G/ [; L" o$ LAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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