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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.3 Q& n" E: `9 g  w  e4 L# [

& S+ p% m. l0 e1 Z+ uI was a very happy man.
  }: m$ d  ?0 m- `0 N! h& M0 r7 ?4 c* GMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
+ Z" v1 T7 x  i$ v( J9 B' cThere was only one little thing bothering me...6 y3 H( `7 _7 x% v5 ]1 L, D
It was her beautiful younger sister.
" r9 f5 ~+ S8 b. u6 }6 gMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.. z. l4 }) P# r" ^! v# N$ @
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view./ v) q8 L( @3 T' O! S
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
1 ^7 e( w# }/ l5 _One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.& `% D+ c4 u) _% ], h/ X
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
$ e: z  @: `7 U; v5 V2 q. mShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.- C4 K5 n$ R7 ~. X, `4 S* L7 G
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' j6 h5 G9 y! AShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.') q7 s' Y& ~% x/ D% F
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
+ U! A; r" O/ J/ V! R0 e6 Q( G/ mI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.1 ~% b/ ]% q. L% r
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
) u: z" g* M' Y8 {% l& ~1 h- z9 x$ ?Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!( Y$ L; H/ p  S
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.) T& n" b1 i/ f2 Q* s
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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7 ~) x  ~/ ^) P5 |+ z8 {0 `通过测试的恐怕不多
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