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This is not a new one but in English this time. O1 w9 X5 U4 J, a6 k
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I was a very happy man.
# e4 X8 K2 [; \1 T, EMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married./ X3 X! Y5 @& m) G
There was only one little thing bothering me...
) B7 e! ^, V- t D5 ?It was her beautiful younger sister.
7 P1 |5 p1 L, a$ qMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.0 l7 e& Y! b7 g8 H7 m% F) i
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.! l3 `; V3 G3 A5 I
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
% I0 i/ R( \: `One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.! {& ~0 i% T7 A+ M
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.) o t* t* m% A, j
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.8 ?* ]7 p7 N0 @ q& K( t
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.. h1 [8 _" L, `! L/ e1 N
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
9 ^" F( ?- j* H% e3 _1 w% h0 {* F8 y& oI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
! Y* v9 J- o9 x/ r/ |4 Z) `2 oI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.( [- L$ X$ u8 V
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
4 o, X. w% Z4 |Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!. G! ?4 O. M1 f/ y* ?3 Y2 y
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
! Y$ F5 E1 C6 P ~/ H% O4 ~: q8 v4 {We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:% p9 j- @7 O1 u+ ]# p# B
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; K- H, f/ ?& C0 C9 pAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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