Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
$ |, [* {3 Z& n4 J" ]+ N2 tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
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+ a5 g( i& [, M; M5 J2 oOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
" }. r5 {3 d6 H3 sShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
/ v/ g$ W6 p& E# Q9 I' l5 OWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
* ]3 \9 Z3 }. e( G6 dShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
) C  W' H5 K4 {" fI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
/ f6 M6 a7 |' H/ {* O  e, hI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
) e. \, {: B  }) w( X/ s; l0 y. n. pI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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