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Risk and Moral

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.0 D) H' ]: l) i7 q# P' N: p9 ?3 B
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.- N% a/ Y- l/ M; w/ D0 x
There was only one little thing bothering me...6 s, X) l/ E7 h3 e: r: `9 m
It was her beautiful younger sister.% D0 f! y6 ]4 Z( F* S6 C+ O3 y
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
5 D6 S  s; \/ T4 V$ m6 R: p4 zShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
5 u9 s$ N# a$ L0 }+ x& |% RIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
& x6 ?6 y; Y. `0 T. R, f% aOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.; L' j% ]4 [" J
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.- }0 |  O" K& ]; T! p
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.$ B8 P) W( \# t9 i1 @
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' O8 S. G) U% q4 {: `8 f; mShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'# \+ ~: n+ x/ k5 r0 G$ V
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. |$ N$ p2 \1 s6 |* _2 o1 r+ DI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.9 p/ @! Z* l2 w3 B8 e9 ]+ E
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.6 }1 t& R: g  \/ a* g
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!* P0 C1 f. j$ ?# V. X/ v
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
0 F# q) i* g( e0 xWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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通过测试的恐怕不多
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