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This is not a new one but in English this time.% A2 I# C+ G5 w% c) J
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I was a very happy man.0 W0 k; v4 ]! `; ^4 v% F5 Y$ l; }/ N, w
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
. n* [2 j. L& V# X4 V! U3 iThere was only one little thing bothering me...7 z4 Y) X3 C. h2 a" {' S
It was her beautiful younger sister.
! @9 _2 P5 {" d: cMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.. Y* h, }' y* }
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
9 y: b) Y& ^, |) E) A6 r8 s3 [It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. j; m9 B3 O6 P6 O- {& {; W
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations./ M# {2 A% S. ?# Y' l# m
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
( t* C2 e& w* C5 `! `* S: dShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
/ w4 k3 r" [3 y$ K# n1 v0 J8 FWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
/ h( [. v8 P- y# R" hShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
/ ^) P5 g4 G& J% ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
5 z) y1 X! |, c* @I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
; y# O: m2 Z& O% qI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
6 }9 k" S5 B) {4 h4 L% a+ @5 CLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!+ i& l6 V( F g5 @1 O
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
* `! b3 M2 n2 p, YWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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7 f+ _! m2 i/ X2 d( ~/ JAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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