Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
: B6 W0 Q% }5 i* q* dIt was her beautiful younger sister.
2 c! f! C, E# q0 Z# Q( E" QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
. ~; l7 |) `- {, T* {* xOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
& h: P1 d0 H0 u0 }She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
% o3 s9 Y6 e/ o. C( D7 ]1 iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
) H; F% Z. z, D% @' N0 k. IShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
4 {( V; T' ^& k9 j0 D; AI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
" |* u2 R7 o  s- @0 C2 o/ |; II opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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