Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

4 O1 E9 y' O: I+ CI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
9 e+ t9 d$ f: n: C' u  `$ `' @It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
3 W; Y5 g/ c6 \/ y  ]6 gShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
3 U$ H4 Y  Z- T, }- ?, NOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
" s  d$ [3 C! r: D2 n$ BShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
- G: T( Z. G7 P: J* I) |7 @" m$ ?She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
: {- n, Q3 ]( d, n5 YI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
  n( \( z& {8 o' E! N, w2 S/ T+ OLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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. C0 [0 H6 ^2 q1 PAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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