Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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' r7 P8 O" j! Z1 E0 _9 u/ a. JI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
* e6 U" k1 i( @$ [It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
! T9 G& Z9 k: |0 C2 MShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
" G1 N9 E9 j3 J9 j: v( A5 k' eIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
& a% \# e5 L& V3 \( POne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
6 ]' V  Z+ C6 o3 aShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
, Z3 b, R+ M' |Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
8 u' @% t' v. w; t+ OWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
9 p: u5 x' Z! f: U; QWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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