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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
" e9 W; v  ]+ _) U- p$ zMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.. V: B$ m: |4 q" n- H
There was only one little thing bothering me...
6 p: A/ o8 G2 B* @% ?It was her beautiful younger sister.. Y8 ^1 y+ H" \
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
5 g4 `5 t: [9 m4 sShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.0 E* S$ g6 Z4 _# J
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- P8 ^: z- ?7 q, I4 qOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
, d0 V0 X. l2 h0 \She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.- i$ E) X, w# D
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
/ f5 J/ e" H& u$ T' K8 aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.. C/ k. m* I1 h6 |, a
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'4 H6 |3 U5 F8 \; Z6 O5 L4 r
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.7 B& J1 Q1 g8 q4 t. i& C
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.- C& F# y/ R5 I) i8 G  g( Q
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
& g5 d) u8 }9 `1 }0 j6 N& z" _Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!$ G) S& [) S1 J- h9 h; |
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.3 G4 K4 a9 j& Q( i2 c" F3 Q4 F
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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