Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
% M5 }& w' E  aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
, p( o% @& W: e; q- o( L) S% kShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
( W/ U+ m8 z9 T, ^$ _. NIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
$ x2 m3 ~& t, P  ?: uOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
0 P. X+ Y/ {# r, cShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
& u* H4 e9 r/ JShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
/ D- A; y  O- ~7 `She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
. s  G* q: t, E+ F: m2 p" w0 rLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
0 {8 u* `- j7 ]" fWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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7 g4 j& f5 x- d通过测试的恐怕不多