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This is not a new one but in English this time./ _) a, D8 P) N# _8 I
3 {5 x/ I5 b% s! c% }4 ]I was a very happy man.
2 {( y) u) Y ~! q. T/ zMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.: F7 Q0 M1 A+ f' Q+ X8 W5 w
There was only one little thing bothering me...$ F# F" c$ ]; ~5 Y/ h! V
It was her beautiful younger sister.
- d$ y, d( y5 @; H: WMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.$ D$ C# {3 U; W# r; ?1 p. e( q
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.6 P8 q" e9 \' e7 ~/ Q) t
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 Y- K r3 ~1 {* I0 }
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
! G4 `# o2 b# X# W% ?( h+ UShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome." }# i' L9 H1 U) ~" u2 v% Z! F9 w
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
" _" \& m5 K% h9 e0 ?7 F) EWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
9 k: E- q3 i+ O1 `, wShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'0 v% J' U4 X) T9 m4 ~
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
6 H' e) _+ D1 n' lI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.1 s& x( I5 J- B/ l- D
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.' h. r0 _: C E
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!9 c- i; s' k+ J. ?" c
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test./ l& C7 ^ b. {' J; N& O5 ~/ t+ I
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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