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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
. d$ k6 s( K1 |) p/ ^My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
. S4 ^5 \( l. V9 \3 ]There was only one little thing bothering me...
; n( Q3 r4 R9 C, n6 y- hIt was her beautiful younger sister.
0 M, f4 G) m' Z8 }' l, EMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
3 H# j' {# h2 J. G! [' w( q" iShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
" K v& ?; |$ kIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
8 ]; R: X2 V$ A$ y- tOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
: k% ?- N$ h3 S- @$ M1 kShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.9 n% a6 S% i9 i2 |3 _. ^$ S
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.: S" C4 T1 |2 `6 L0 o
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
( k- ?# X; L; O0 I. f( OShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
- c7 i$ n6 a; T) ^) [) W5 I8 j5 M* m/ WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
$ D7 {7 g' M, ~* ^$ B3 I, K( dI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door./ l. ]% [; m2 j" p: N( Q# u
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.7 J q- x7 W7 n6 p8 r
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!% t$ ?" u. |+ ]
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.) N- W$ U; z3 o" q3 |4 D+ t2 y
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:3 E; k- J/ K6 \6 f
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