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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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+ f7 p4 V1 Q* l2 H6 W3 GI was a very happy man.
# A# w0 Y4 U: T/ r6 S: m* vMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
) [% |, J/ y: @0 ~( s! yThere was only one little thing bothering me...
2 S+ n8 Y& g7 D y- lIt was her beautiful younger sister.
6 m- x& j6 N" f) \0 h% V! k5 F9 gMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.$ j- ^. S8 ]2 L: n
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
6 `% J1 ^+ I! OIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' E6 ]& Y/ }7 @3 X% s, j
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
: A. X" M; [% e' h' O1 f* |She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
- _0 \- Y3 R6 P" m- M" a4 rShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
* u) J, V% N: B+ B7 v F' f D8 fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
- m/ c6 E* V' `% A* pShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'0 z* Y, V6 c+ l* K, X7 V. v
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
/ B) v1 `0 f4 x0 q/ a+ Y" oI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
4 q' v) Q F* @- E b: I8 F6 r, TI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.8 l6 C7 u& |" h
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
2 i1 G! a3 V, x8 z4 O: N# {4 b, cWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
% P; Z* x% e+ a; ~/ G* ]; AWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:' g1 g+ G7 g3 I7 U
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