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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
3 a+ u+ s6 m( A: G& O6 pMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married., P% ]. A m) v5 ]' Z9 t6 q5 Y6 e
There was only one little thing bothering me...
' t1 f% U0 L9 }* n% HIt was her beautiful younger sister.
! u5 T+ F% D% ]My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less." o* T1 A5 l+ [+ }2 H; C
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view." | { F0 a: ^( D1 B
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ r$ T1 ~+ ?1 x( V) ^# |; P/ F
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
: Y( S; P; k& W% y! o6 NShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
/ U' i2 v5 e: ]She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.0 n7 l" [1 ]. C2 E' d
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.( a) a# j$ Z9 S3 y- J8 w
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'% j1 \0 W; O) n8 @3 D
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
7 q, [5 j" t) w9 q3 n' @: @I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.& k8 M* ], p- R6 t- U
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
& {% t( u% x' Z5 |Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
$ w6 \5 w5 z. iWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.- | s! g2 G3 X6 g* J$ U! Y3 j5 Z5 n
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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# I# V8 { ? U. k* z0 zAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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