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4 M8 a( B4 z0 hI was a very happy man.# u: W6 g, q$ ^) ?; o
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.; K! O2 a; {, P/ ~2 S4 Q
There was only one little thing bothering me...' F1 k# j" X: `, P) ?
It was her beautiful younger sister.+ S& m4 R# q j7 k0 x, i% ~& l! C
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.2 ^- L. b, L: y& n$ x. e6 T
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.8 P' K1 ?0 b4 ] K1 {
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
L: }. F! l1 {One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations./ M R1 z# J+ X. j& v8 R) x
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.. \7 v3 } y: |7 X+ C# w- U
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
! w2 b" C" J" Y3 v% fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.9 p" N- H# A4 `- z
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'% k2 e( X- B$ ?, B' l) x+ Q X; y
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
, y4 `8 P/ o _* n1 II stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.- V$ M1 ~( H2 P, C
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
+ h0 t$ Z K2 _" F/ FLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
. a- y) j# V$ N" G2 E- EWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
0 Q$ k: P& @1 o; N7 Z v" t8 O r, aWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:* N6 Y+ A4 x+ p. e" v+ E
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