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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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5 _& m6 N1 J) h4 r2 nI was a very happy man.# X+ M( n8 v& `- D
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.$ B5 f0 Y1 C- ~2 f
There was only one little thing bothering me...9 b% z$ |4 z/ c @' X! l: T
It was her beautiful younger sister.3 F0 m# J+ {: E" B9 g" x9 r: W
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
) B1 J/ {% ]1 \# L* a! O6 t% h- FShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.2 [9 u) H7 W; H
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) [- I" c8 E: C: |0 Q2 l1 a' U
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
1 d C' I' Q+ L3 n4 _) }1 D6 qShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
" k a: z3 U7 z `, M( mShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.. U' T! m* k" u- H0 Q
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
% X2 f$ h O7 P3 ?3 p, C1 k3 {She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'* O" y1 C8 u" `. _0 m E9 j! Z
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
6 D5 \% K$ I1 P- ~2 @I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
( Q4 C" e* G1 V$ ~/ J5 Z# W8 zI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.! a: M( D; {2 }+ _3 V& V( v0 k
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!, Z+ F& |& _. {% y' d+ V
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.* z6 d# F9 S1 ]$ K3 z
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:) q1 C, ~7 U& V, L; \5 j
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