Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
. W3 ?/ {  [+ M; O0 O  ^My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
: M3 K9 n+ o% u! }& QIt was her beautiful younger sister.
6 F* E: l9 b! j: X  c7 bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
- n3 P$ V" J) _, f; AShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
; Q8 S3 q6 Q! aIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, E) ^' F2 S1 u; p, k, I! {$ ]One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
( k! h1 s, y+ x& B5 MShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
' i# h; f& K9 K2 mWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
7 ]/ _* [& E; gI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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; Q  d6 w1 c6 u$ u- n* \Always keep your condoms in your car.

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