Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

6 b" W3 m& C5 ~I was a very happy man.
! h4 O, T) Y  [$ }; o; G4 s5 dMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
  z. W! I  f% M5 h5 P2 cOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
( E& X9 k, W4 \+ r" [/ A' `7 ^& MShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
0 f8 _, c. q/ x! X) iShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
+ W& M, Z' K* G9 ^" z4 TWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' h+ j0 t7 Q* L$ J- ?+ T1 ZShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
$ F  J  c8 d, p' b0 r! s# FI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
3 c1 v& K! q3 F1 VI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
: M* _: |2 I; s- M: G. {With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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, L2 F) w. W4 N( eAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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