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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
0 ^" h$ Z7 R& S* V8 D, mMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.0 G$ `* n3 w( |0 H
There was only one little thing bothering me...) Z+ v6 e1 F9 ?% b [
It was her beautiful younger sister.) Z0 F4 ?5 W/ y% a. o9 z0 C
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less., N+ Y0 v. H7 ]! ]7 r; [
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
. }" W/ H8 Y7 JIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
$ T6 N# y7 g8 D; P- L. T5 v9 iOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
- n* t$ x( i8 I! Z& |/ y9 L2 V3 t3 ?She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.! r% [ M/ @/ [1 t
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
% V4 H; u8 X* S, T2 ]' \Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word., A" ]9 C1 c7 G" h( ]( G
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
6 s% v2 r# w4 }5 jI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.. x& f* O) }' S9 y. D# S# Q: d
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
1 X: m$ M. p6 }0 E- GI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
2 H8 R p6 t$ U" uLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
# [' t) M1 |/ v% v/ B9 s& kWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.& T+ A7 ?' k1 I) C6 ~8 H# X9 Y3 [" G
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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1 }/ z/ B3 c J. O" C4 h8 P& PAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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