Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
$ P( f# z5 \* I1 ?1 TMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
4 \' @2 V6 a. _- A7 L+ fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
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It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
% G3 Z. }& C; m4 z+ |One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
9 c2 R" W! R1 B; c/ AShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
; B, c" p9 x- R* nShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
& x/ g3 B( j7 D. @$ sI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
" t. [' y- ~/ ~7 E5 GLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
' n0 E6 l- S6 x- ?7 ZWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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