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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.; @8 n" N* O: w0 Z- K
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
1 n% u0 w) d7 ]4 A: IThere was only one little thing bothering me...
9 z$ o/ P! @, U. a: s$ E" kIt was her beautiful younger sister.9 Q$ D; e! s" c6 k
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.: o" {8 f' W/ @. C  p% h8 U  z
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.; N6 j! A3 Q9 b" b3 n
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- g$ b9 S# m3 w" c" R5 G: bOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.) F" X. e  N) r) n- t9 i: }2 a
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.9 \8 H; s# h9 x
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.5 ]8 {, `+ h# T/ v5 n
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
* O2 y8 e9 f9 e9 FShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'6 u; H8 \8 n3 v/ s& S5 x
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
# {6 S  _+ ~8 O. V+ Z: p. ?I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door., r1 O+ ^: T2 [# E& D
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
# L# J1 k/ Q+ ]& M& X" h( ?Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!" V9 d& ]: h! p" A, D0 t
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.: {& B* F% B& C; N" |: a
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:& W$ Y! M' H! j( v' m: O
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3 h. C) D# F2 Z5 ?* N* }Always keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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8 E0 f+ q8 u2 e1 J; ~通过测试的恐怕不多
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