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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
0 ]. `; c5 x% K/ aMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
$ C+ m7 |. D' I- j. rThere was only one little thing bothering me...
: f$ v: M0 a8 Z0 YIt was her beautiful younger sister.) {. h$ \+ Z9 z
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
3 l+ m# w$ T8 e: z+ \) {4 kShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
0 R% ?" G! r' _$ SIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# F4 `1 x' H6 O# T& x( n; e7 C
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
: K  L# r' r& R' W6 m  sShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
* Q6 y  i; V, ]% M4 M2 b4 jShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.0 y: E5 h3 K8 ]3 ?
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.0 {" G& _# r- r9 y9 f0 N
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'( `- T  r3 G5 F
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.! f/ k" E( _; j5 E. q
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.' y/ _2 k5 c1 U! t6 s
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.# u! P" {- P5 O! D/ [% n  l
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
! d( k5 L. h; z7 z3 x2 A- ~With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.  [% v- K2 O& U; j  I! h
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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