Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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% `0 h( p+ W2 f" j5 hI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
5 e- @  d5 g5 l0 a& Y- j% hIt was her beautiful younger sister.
& J" Y8 \1 F, m" a  X, HMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
- C% V: x4 l& k4 a* n6 n/ ^She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
6 w3 u$ X, z) Y! p( TOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
9 p; ^5 b" K4 H/ V9 p) Y) yShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
" H7 M6 ^3 {1 L7 XShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
( e6 J. }3 \7 {5 ?  b& T) N0 SI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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+ B# E6 x1 x! e$ U/ DAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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