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Risk and Moral

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.6 q$ w( _" T5 L# }$ q

' K# g1 K# n; l' s. ]2 V6 b( x. JI was a very happy man.
: J) v$ g$ `) d# A, C. }5 gMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
9 ]" a" k! Z  }: G' h/ u3 \) q8 Q' cThere was only one little thing bothering me...3 T6 a* O: G( ]4 ]* d: i
It was her beautiful younger sister.. M6 ~  Z/ w6 E  r5 f
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
, {( o3 |; ]9 W" pShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.6 H  A% E5 u7 ?. E. s" a
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
4 E, @: V9 }( V2 V. W, H; POne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
% Q5 ?3 _" E  ]3 `! m% Y7 MShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.- B5 }3 j# [% N# B
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister./ e  d% p3 ]. N) _! _3 Y' `
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word., k9 K+ o# |. @/ |
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
% B/ J9 Y7 D4 w. E3 `4 U  t2 VI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
) V9 S  s* v# F5 z+ Z; FI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
, @& d. B/ r/ \6 P  TI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.7 T4 y: T0 O/ ^, Y% l7 H
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!) I. o, I# p  M2 \1 w
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.3 S% H( W$ V! N. Y" C
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:4 ^2 ^- h! N2 s  b5 M
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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7 @: }* x5 s4 D. j) x3 O) m. c通过测试的恐怕不多
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