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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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. T) P& U; V1 v+ t2 }* S1 I9 h& JI was a very happy man.
/ C' [; v- K( ]% GMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.& q# J) R1 h; V8 @
There was only one little thing bothering me...
% f( Y( d! [# D' z; @It was her beautiful younger sister.
8 E2 j# X4 N8 O4 SMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.! u: L+ q- \9 N& |2 Z& m; |
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
  R0 T0 ^5 O, _0 H8 WIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
  d( C" a3 F% COne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
& O, L* ]) M' y8 \She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome., }, u; f1 M% n$ P* n' @
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.5 M9 }/ q7 A$ d+ {) I: ~9 F" L
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
; @5 W/ [3 ]* X: {% k" p1 vShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'' Q9 l: G$ [/ r+ e# l! j
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. _/ w3 [7 c3 O1 gI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
! A  D& U1 I8 `; @0 P( N. s  cI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
  ~. S( Y( H  u7 E" F. _+ n! rLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
: S  e% F' Z9 aWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test." S- z. h7 V$ \8 ^
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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* {/ X4 i9 R4 k0 \3 g6 MAlways keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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