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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.) W- e1 L @; ^! f# E( G/ h& y9 t
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
8 X ~3 ]2 R8 R3 hThere was only one little thing bothering me...& R& f' }6 e* E4 E' W' C# p* N
It was her beautiful younger sister. @8 D8 h; `, v$ T
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.7 D. ^) t, P: Z p0 D2 K6 p7 E. G
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
! _0 m$ h* U# i2 r& GIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) S+ \) \+ ]! H+ |# \5 c
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.& V8 V: K( h; G3 b2 y! q" c, x
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
9 E* d# H/ D3 U8 _, D: ~0 ]/ }She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
+ B0 K6 P0 K1 f( F! F4 fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word., }( w6 T+ b6 s8 q1 e
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
- u1 g9 V5 ^ ]/ k: V: |I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
! L9 u# V( G5 uI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.! w V3 ~9 A6 K4 E" P g/ N
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
! P+ f# m# i7 V5 f. rLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!- Q% Y& t% N5 i; `
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.3 r. X$ {/ ?8 N4 l7 u
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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