Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
1 i3 T/ ~8 Z/ d+ j( mMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
, Y' B5 b7 T+ r$ Q' I: {2 LThere was only one little thing bothering me...
1 A2 y% Z) h/ g7 t$ B' N: h+ g' TIt was her beautiful younger sister.
0 @. `0 A$ Z- ], w' Y% i" PMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
! F: L- W# b$ V5 r# {; ^It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
3 Z7 b7 @3 x  r; z5 F% C8 MOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
) [5 s. Z- x. l7 ZShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
! o/ ^8 \+ A6 Q" C& p5 l. n  C; qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
0 [# g) u- B9 z. P5 O& r0 LI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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