Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
. i  ]5 \; o7 U, ?My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
$ f! M4 Q: p4 |/ q! Y& cThere was only one little thing bothering me...
0 @  Y3 m; ^- {% |9 tIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
2 E" \+ y/ T6 j, ~. y5 EIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
+ e$ g" d6 D3 S2 O$ g' lOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
% s# W6 ]& E% @2 J% H+ {2 |8 PShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
) h) P' @1 m6 q. Z+ O+ @She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
& }- @8 t0 L, [' o2 lI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
, k* K" n8 p/ `: ^/ m0 l$ KLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
1 P/ c# J* P& [5 HWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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