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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
! }- c6 U8 }# v' w0 IMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
: i9 P6 b3 T- }! GThere was only one little thing bothering me...
+ Z# v$ W* h# a8 `6 u" pIt was her beautiful younger sister.
+ X: U' \# E. ~, e$ bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.- d( V3 L, x* F
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
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One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
$ d" M* e. H1 H4 {5 oShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.5 \# ~& s9 Z) [* c' @2 Q
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
: O) X5 D& B) Q# [5 J! ]' o. rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
$ P0 d5 F" X% H7 k# `4 V5 M' g6 kShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'5 U2 h. O9 a; J1 @
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs./ _: j H7 i, A! Q% O' N$ i
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door./ o' P8 O2 h- Y9 O; F; W* \! k
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
6 M. V# J/ o0 D8 q' _8 P& ~' Y2 Z Y8 y$ }Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
. P* e8 D3 O; K* K G2 A% [With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.& P0 a- r1 H4 U* T6 t
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:4 e8 {% l/ `$ w( u9 {: n+ r
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Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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