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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.# g% v" c! F. g
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I was a very happy man.. Q% Q7 y4 a; K
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.1 J. a( @3 e! M! l. s
There was only one little thing bothering me..., Z' |; u! @/ D4 f
It was her beautiful younger sister.6 S# U9 R% d6 I7 ^$ [  J
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
/ ]$ N, ?$ K9 w4 ~, M4 VShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
; I. _; I: r' \& y3 sIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% c8 _6 B9 ~( X0 a1 s
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
4 |  B$ \- L8 ^She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
6 m" ?$ f/ `2 b/ a+ M6 XShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.6 h, t" b* V3 X! Y3 g+ s; \. E6 k
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.% K; C5 t* f7 H  }
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.': U$ O9 D# M% ?# ]; ?2 o+ t
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.) h) C: b& G' K: m2 m
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.# K2 ~0 Z& D  H; s7 ]. h( W1 X
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.1 m. }6 H( y/ f9 a$ h: n
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
4 R, {" I; u8 N( B3 Z3 fWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.& B* I/ }% C( m- i+ q
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:5 ?5 R5 j  W0 \
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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