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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.) b+ f5 j8 B% a7 @# ^7 v

! k, t! x& A( h6 ~$ o0 r6 VI was a very happy man.
( W) [. C+ D" R: NMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
: ^; Q  j  M6 e; RThere was only one little thing bothering me...
( _, o9 K$ N8 F% jIt was her beautiful younger sister.
0 J; }, Y( _2 T$ z9 IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.4 E3 z9 w4 d/ w$ \) J! J" V
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
& c- I; B+ x6 [" uIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
2 x. Z- i) c& DOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.* B+ j% g+ L/ b  ^- q6 U
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
2 J5 G' B2 T6 G% K/ c- F  }6 v- rShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.6 r" N& G: a4 d$ o
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
7 E/ p  B: g, c6 JShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'' l% {3 m4 e% c# }; Q
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.( t+ C7 F0 n, A' w
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
) [: ?- Z+ X5 n. F( B5 D0 CI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.. a: B3 `6 O7 L0 k
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
4 T1 k4 P: n4 nWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
' O, y4 G* ]! g; z& vWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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