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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.& I0 t* z4 n" B0 u2 q: \' d! o0 @
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I was a very happy man.
* V+ O, s- }( i. |  ?My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
1 j/ Q0 L0 }3 A1 U1 P8 W$ CThere was only one little thing bothering me...5 B5 l$ t, S' F1 K( l5 A) ?6 [
It was her beautiful younger sister.
  S7 t! `6 P! @3 NMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
/ u* [+ H$ }' w" G6 _- }She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
% V5 R' H" b- d# |2 D4 \It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 c9 D' ]$ X" [( t& L2 h
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.7 t8 x: K; }% i; J* l9 N/ @
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
( J' @6 E" y$ T8 f. H) {. y4 RShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
# R: f# d8 O- r8 ]2 C/ R" Y1 LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
$ I% W; c! D, ]9 ~1 ]  t; |. MShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'- m# j# G5 N$ J. ]
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.8 y/ s$ Y+ [7 k- Z6 s; X; w) C
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
3 r- ^, [8 C$ F( F7 m4 U: vI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
4 p7 C8 m/ [+ rLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!: ]( X/ ?2 y( ^2 t$ L6 a' y4 b
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.  D5 N1 I7 u4 p0 J1 K. b2 O, B
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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