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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man./ O; Y2 b5 w' V& E+ W
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
- o7 j4 Z) Z) KThere was only one little thing bothering me...
, H5 G- ]+ b! X! cIt was her beautiful younger sister.7 {) ?3 l7 U y6 r3 K6 R v
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
; R+ O& Y! O x4 `) qShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.7 y) k8 k$ I. u& {! l. G# Y, X
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 P/ E O4 v1 G' L- b E- m
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
$ g" M9 t7 a' z( I! JShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.& z9 w4 d$ N% m4 Z
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.: z. k1 x/ y& r# y5 F) M
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.: q( {! u4 ?& g1 Q; n
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'( F; S w/ |" C0 I( f- e" C
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
0 A6 p; P. `. T. z3 ^% SI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.# w( u* v2 ?+ ?6 p" P4 q8 j# e
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
1 R; v4 T* I- Q2 P; D0 SLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!# M3 A7 F2 ~% N& ?- d$ ~
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
: W* J" s& T3 M" T( \) AWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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