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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.) E+ E4 P7 _- f1 M. `$ W

8 O' W' q  o. b' `2 l5 q3 UI was a very happy man.
7 g( u! W6 h4 D0 {2 l5 HMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married./ [1 t. Y3 N9 F% m# M
There was only one little thing bothering me...
! @  E! ~: |+ k% D& VIt was her beautiful younger sister.  a, u0 Q4 L3 e1 t+ w* G
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.6 ~& V' e! \" N8 Y7 \- p
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
) k( h, [" L/ y+ J% A! J- qIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else., r% P% ?. D* \' \4 D( B$ i
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.' {8 H; i1 w7 }- k- m) d. e, u
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
1 `! C/ C  R! U3 z6 t( ?( HShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
: P' H. A: M0 U/ r1 \% iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.5 ^  ]: _8 C8 [
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
) d- p/ a' Z6 ^# O% FI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; q8 s0 v: [( x5 T" d) t7 GI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
# Q. R) ^( F- B8 J, iI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
4 z  H" P& i7 N' X- _7 c- [' c& Q% VLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!9 {5 K; o. X4 H' M+ A! S
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
* l& U0 v/ D: I* D$ wWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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' }) s- ], C9 H& eAlways keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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