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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man., f. f. t, o% i* V
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
* ~2 t! g0 a7 N; D- C. |There was only one little thing bothering me...
' r4 P+ ` @, S% NIt was her beautiful younger sister.
" R( ^/ ]9 n* e# Q+ FMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
( h. {! g6 c( N& E9 R+ xShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.) n3 _9 U8 Q( w0 i
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 W0 z! [+ ]; F; P
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.6 X% n: t9 q) R+ v
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
' f0 G, D; F3 \1 z' {+ a. `& M @ Y( HShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.1 [2 y' ^% n. @( _
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
" ?% [ d1 g; i+ k) W) W% S/ oShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
# o8 a* g. @9 X, [8 ^I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
/ V K* z) q+ S- uI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
; c( x/ v, G }0 w2 }I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.( V- E/ ?- h/ }. t7 a! v% d% z
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
8 B. G) M3 @1 rWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
+ W T3 @6 L: s3 w3 sWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:; @8 p; ~! z( P; U; w- _7 Z# a8 w
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6 v! E5 ?" @+ HAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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