Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
# ^/ r4 I" W2 `* W6 iMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
% S' S, S; }  a- B: `2 d9 d  ^8 jThere was only one little thing bothering me...
& ^, L- A! v% l/ mIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
3 ~) S2 I. @4 a$ U) y9 g. f. dOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
# x: s( N0 i  b7 `0 O; VShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
6 K) }$ q- F- S8 U. N; n& p8 RWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
, D, K$ y$ i. |! X2 w+ HI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
6 t; k1 r! j9 a1 }1 h; KI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
# h. E3 ^- e$ c  ?- q2 y6 zI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
* C: [  j6 Y1 ]7 t- {1 rLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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