Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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9 d  l, v4 p) ~I was a very happy man.
9 P& f+ c6 b4 C: zMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
& f" A- H* H) ^3 W  }+ _# UThere was only one little thing bothering me...
! }* V) s" V6 B* [3 uIt was her beautiful younger sister.
' g( r2 N  l% Z2 E, m- H+ ~6 TMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
% [% a: W1 D8 A% Q# I/ R7 t7 mIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
0 y2 P6 j9 v& [One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
$ ?. D9 g0 h5 ~Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
. z, {& f2 F0 s+ N8 I5 t! |) cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. V8 ?* J  ^1 H& }; P! KI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
; n: P, e( J0 m; y7 V% UI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
* D5 w) Q9 r9 B  [3 t! G9 XLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
8 U6 R& K" U$ Z9 D) `We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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$ A+ }, R/ m9 y, ~2 m; T9 }- E: zAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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