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This is not a new one but in English this time.; }$ t1 T) X1 d( z4 [* d* P! C4 ?: K
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I was a very happy man.
1 i3 T/ ~8 Z/ d+ j( mMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
, Y' B5 b7 T+ r$ Q' I: {2 LThere was only one little thing bothering me...
1 A2 y% Z) h/ g7 t$ B' N: h+ g' TIt was her beautiful younger sister.
0 @. `0 A$ Z- ], w' Y% i" PMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.2 |8 e; k# e9 H' Z
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
! F: L- W# b$ V5 r# {; ^It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
3 Z7 b7 @3 x r; z5 F% C8 MOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.! G+ \: k1 H) e$ D* `0 T
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
) [5 s. Z- x. l7 ZShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.9 E( v" l7 j7 J# i/ y
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.; `8 c; {% A3 H/ Z; Y- r+ h! F
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
! o/ ^8 \+ A6 Q" C& p5 l. n C; qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.( {3 g: m4 z' a; j6 J9 d, i; n& u
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
0 [# g) u- B9 z. P5 O& r0 LI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.! B' o( E" Y8 M
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!! L% H9 n: o4 a2 u' K
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.1 h, w) N6 P. J
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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' H4 r {" O3 Z7 E8 _ k1 V2 h# A) F% DAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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