Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
. Q- V: O, f& |5 P' \+ U  p8 T+ cThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
/ ]+ H: z0 k9 {# y" t& ^My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
1 r. ^9 n1 I& ?: B" ~5 aOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
& e( y; J' u3 SShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
7 j7 L, N2 N4 d" \7 fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
  c7 I, n9 h+ V& C* k9 |( zShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
( _. E7 e: c0 L/ z" t- ^( m" XI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
1 R% y, ^* w' x7 L% X7 uI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
8 a5 G) I0 x2 g- YI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
4 V* U! U" @8 [. j) Y' T  r( CLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
8 v* ]" S1 {7 }3 p4 L1 sWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
( ^# E1 }( W* Y% B  s$ ?: }! p" eWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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