Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
; D: n: Q  R' v( _, |! |$ dIt was her beautiful younger sister.
6 j) ^: y, d0 k; X" ]- sMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
, G8 g$ g: C3 d3 ]. O) @* JIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
/ j8 b& }& ^# @& a) T/ A8 E0 DOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
) C1 H9 }# j8 d0 LShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
1 E- Q1 {8 f; ^/ MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
& \! M* j2 [1 j5 L$ TShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
+ h! r* @' a' T+ W' d% }  l( K- yI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
: F) K, ]9 ?# ]I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
+ Z3 ?6 y  ?* H7 q1 U- [; uWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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( x- P/ i/ O6 Y( Y! M* f- O1 g5 CAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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