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Risk and Moral

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.0 c6 |! @- O) M, _9 C) ]

! m/ z1 [+ M5 Q' \6 j$ V8 d2 ]I was a very happy man.
& H+ ^! Y, R! tMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
% `  a2 T) I; e/ |There was only one little thing bothering me...
9 i# L: \" f5 y) }( p0 A. ]It was her beautiful younger sister.
! Y+ m0 o6 n  J) Z+ v$ AMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
4 j( `6 r+ D8 U' r' S. P# kShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
0 \) A6 H& |/ ^) \5 f' n! D( CIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else." @8 D) `( J! p% B1 i" w% [# p6 H
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
) S. q* N( _6 q7 G" [# G0 a) ?She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
5 D/ i7 J$ C& w$ L& W( i9 xShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
% N$ I" j3 X; Y, j$ iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word./ n) [" N/ i6 V$ P
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'6 [) \7 ~1 `" {0 I. R
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.- z# W8 |  Y! s: j7 L) ~
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.* ?! Q6 `; O/ U' k- H; Q! Y
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.+ k% [6 o/ ^) q& B. n
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
" e; m. C% [/ X5 k; S& `& DWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
6 u. L. _! c& c& c( @" Y( CWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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