Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
4 u& @& p: c3 f6 t5 ?* k  y; RMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
& [( r8 E, J! GThere was only one little thing bothering me...
5 T  h3 [" a2 c6 u% e5 DIt was her beautiful younger sister.
/ I4 ?$ i" l: m2 xMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
/ Q' B& ^0 ]5 P5 NShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
0 D! }# o9 p: b1 OOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" a: |& U" E- W) e/ y$ H$ mShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
8 v! n# {% W$ c  ]+ @7 XShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
( D/ h* r3 q: e" R% N. c) TWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
! Z1 v  N) K8 ?9 Z7 @I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
5 |. ~) F/ q5 |2 Q; C3 u  pI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
1 r% J$ q6 W# k& i. r. E' R! E- K) [With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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