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Risk and Moral

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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# u. p% p1 l+ {; RI was a very happy man.  [3 y; ?% g% D; b* B) V$ n
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
9 Y& A) l" |( [% O0 \; f" j# FThere was only one little thing bothering me...* p% F# l0 P9 D# ~7 h2 l  D6 A
It was her beautiful younger sister., j* j  Q' W3 v8 \5 J$ m
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
& B0 `2 ~4 ~* F4 _/ W5 A- b, J, Q: n$ ?She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
2 ^$ j+ W( w' Z2 J# d2 L, a9 P2 F; nIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! b1 |, P# d" Z4 v( F5 Y
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
9 r/ m: ]# Y; o6 oShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
( |5 r4 s. Q) TShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
+ d- O7 t5 w& xWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.1 [3 l9 Z. |" \* C; N
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'( y3 W) a9 F1 H: u
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.1 j3 _1 {4 h% a
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.  `( Z2 g" q5 _
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
+ q* j) A2 k8 n! }Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
0 O2 c1 t4 t; mWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
& d% {3 o6 A$ s4 U# I! h# nWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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/ s, b4 c+ o5 k4 W2 |Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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