Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
% {1 t  L; W3 A8 _' T1 oMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
- V. B- |! a/ U6 |5 \There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
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It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
+ l. d5 `5 v  F3 B5 l  VOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
1 p% V1 `% Z6 k9 w2 GShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
' P" t$ c6 V4 KWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
2 b. }: }9 L. t3 a3 U% }I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
' e" G: G4 c( p- B7 G7 G6 _& gI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
/ n/ r2 S7 N4 p: A9 \- MLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
1 C& }  e' H/ t" s7 KWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
$ `7 z/ |8 m) \$ r6 eWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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