Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
+ D8 J- S  w; s. ]5 CThere was only one little thing bothering me...
# E3 `) D1 D5 g8 C6 }It was her beautiful younger sister.
, |, N- G, t% [9 AMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
/ ?; O1 I% J& A3 M- v9 E& n2 u9 y, oOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
' Q: i$ e: {) ZI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
/ W3 d+ Y$ K" |& P% H, s2 V% @8 WLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
; P2 @% v. w6 X5 wWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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, R; d/ D' v& x( F* Z7 lAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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