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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.7 F4 x5 ]+ d2 B" [  f
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I was a very happy man.
% x+ S9 w9 o( y% j+ gMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.* L) t% ^, n; A% e- r1 L/ i
There was only one little thing bothering me...* t2 n( W+ ~! N7 ?- q) x" q
It was her beautiful younger sister.
, N1 l; ]; L, T) H" i# uMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.# [+ a$ [; j& J) n8 ]
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.( v6 }% }- H" L- p
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
5 j# y! T/ r; R) YOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.% N% u; {! U, S, r- i" P' N, e
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
( [. s. J; g1 b* Y4 uShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
+ H  K; ~4 C- T/ `2 N- e. v4 LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.3 R$ Q2 R0 t5 {+ U& v6 U. N$ Y
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
0 e8 O' d( D* C" W+ A: NI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
' p* V- {9 b: p4 d$ h( x( wI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
3 L: t# p; G2 r- O' OI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.  t8 G  `7 z2 b9 D
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!, |5 ]+ x/ Y0 {  n3 s
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
0 i5 D- y* u  R, _% _We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:+ L4 O( M8 D7 o+ Q. P
      
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" C( R6 l$ f$ g" G6 c: T% }Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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