Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
: ]/ R0 _9 f" OIt was her beautiful younger sister.
% S% {/ h0 r0 H2 @2 xMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
4 y# y) p3 I7 }* d9 oShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
* U1 r: N) v# x4 i6 F8 qIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
# I9 ^( c. [# b2 LOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
( F  \1 T- W' ^/ O3 ^; BShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
) E0 T: R2 C5 ~/ a  |$ X; y0 WI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
% ^3 Y8 U1 T) q- U- R5 A5 pLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
1 v; d! j8 l2 X# lWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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