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This is not a new one but in English this time./ @! H% F" m& g2 h6 x
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I was a very happy man.
: m* }/ H* v# E5 D) e) v/ PMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.- T0 x" d" j) R* b2 J
There was only one little thing bothering me..., \7 H# x" P* b
It was her beautiful younger sister.
0 ~* E% j) C% e' L1 r8 QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.# ^- V* Z9 ~; j( `- R) a V7 n
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.3 n- O" r( `' ~* n y( K$ X
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 b* g& F0 J% B
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.' u* h& G* M5 c8 h4 W0 c6 C* W2 [
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
8 c, I8 E, ] fShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
7 [* N- I- ~9 e) }& U3 g; BWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.& s" H+ Y# |) K8 y# o
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'! N+ t9 O# a# C* W* _
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
5 b1 H l+ F6 P! H [/ U; VI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.* P) K7 K% { c, |% ]
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
; y! X+ o5 s2 TLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!7 o% N. b9 N8 z5 y! [/ U0 i- q! X
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
' c, F1 U( A( A+ GWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:9 e- z5 x/ P2 g+ G3 P4 P0 q" D5 @
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