Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
, G5 S+ O* H; }3 q& Y. G6 v0 Q; c+ h. oIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
  @. K' ?( _8 Z0 Q6 n2 Y& eOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
1 h# V$ z, U4 B# }0 i1 pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
3 G; L$ J* d( V# xI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
8 I- \0 `9 C: i; L( I/ z8 m  zI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
7 R( D; A. G9 R$ v+ h$ nLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
: e8 S! S: E4 z: L& e2 `: bWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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