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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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0 T0 d t) z, C" o/ N% Q+ I$ w+ @I was a very happy man.- ]" K0 z K* G) H+ G" I0 K% O
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
% I; `: L! ~7 n- M/ |There was only one little thing bothering me...( K) t% r1 P8 h- W. ^! ` C, T
It was her beautiful younger sister.; _! C- D/ V, e" H1 G/ `3 y
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
' g; p9 a" W9 i! X- O* ZShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.4 B; w4 t, Z+ w7 s9 C/ ^
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! F2 l1 X3 x g( V9 ^2 l
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
2 y v: `" V0 ?! A0 [* K& V q+ FShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
$ \9 G& q: q! V, J1 S) ]; ^0 \5 D9 RShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.7 a2 q1 M# `* a8 ]5 }/ V
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.+ g% N2 w5 k+ `* l/ \
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'3 j8 j" d. c/ m% f- D% E0 S
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.6 }1 w& g! I2 v
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.! y2 N' [$ o8 r L7 d- M
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
& m# v. r- b- I0 e) BLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!7 u/ F0 w- [) }. j. |3 B9 q
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
( v1 N& L1 s; W' o$ s% w" P, OWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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