Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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7 [7 t1 ]9 L3 U( tI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
& p; c( D+ m! U' @( uThere was only one little thing bothering me...
: E+ P) @( |- B, W6 {It was her beautiful younger sister.
# Z) Y6 p3 _1 t% L2 FMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
" U9 B; D1 Y% u/ {) z: XShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
. H: Q* ^, ~; X6 D, H0 l, xOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
/ O! Q$ ^1 B  fI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
3 M% Y" N  X* j9 I) PLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
* b; F" ]) N2 O# }# OWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
% h2 j9 G- \+ h- ]5 _2 T/ s1 Y8 WWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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