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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.0 }) x% ?8 F$ a, E% o5 m, Z
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married./ P; ?! y( l8 x8 D& f  L" W8 Z: u8 L9 e
There was only one little thing bothering me..." i4 S1 Q- j$ w& @
It was her beautiful younger sister.
" B" D- J, [' ?, c) BMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less./ v& h# l1 _  M! b6 [2 Y0 u8 f0 n
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
: m) Q0 X& D# `1 J0 l0 O% ^) ?It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
! k2 [2 [: s2 K! n- l' WOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
4 H- _% v/ ?& g6 ^9 y: yShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
6 @8 b# X% U5 O0 @: n8 v& ^2 vShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
: i+ S  ~7 q2 Z8 R6 ?$ nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
9 t6 m% e' m: [; A& A1 MShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
5 B) [+ N/ I) F6 b" X) u% ^I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs., y, u; W) m5 A5 \  A6 Y3 T$ K
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.) K; s# u0 t6 o' u
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.* w( O: ~$ g- C4 B' u
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
1 f' ?! i1 D( C. KWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
+ Q  g/ h1 Z0 g5 O. X8 h! w6 r1 eWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:, A5 q1 @$ \/ h& ^: x
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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