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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.+ o: E7 Z. N7 z0 A

, w  C7 r& N; u* j, \I was a very happy man.
8 P2 k& @. e* M! bMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
4 v: s9 Q* K8 Y; o  V+ }* gThere was only one little thing bothering me..." B% q( Y6 m% \6 i! x2 w
It was her beautiful younger sister.
+ w$ x/ Z' z; e( Y8 D2 P6 WMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.9 D& K) ]. k9 H" F8 r% f
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.6 D  L! ~  g, D" n$ N" g- Z3 \
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. A; z" x' p1 F
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.; c& y# N  T# m) J: u* P7 J
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.9 L( ]( \$ _7 H) K4 l0 N* A
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.' T5 V' u& L9 l! a
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.( T5 F, N% r, r: S' z6 ^
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'5 R* V3 a6 h. r' P( k2 a
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
* u" n5 @' k$ }& F8 v! D& lI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
  o8 |5 L) y$ b- D$ Z: u4 p/ x# ^I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.' i4 \9 d6 q8 Z9 j
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
: b3 ?' K8 [4 X6 [$ z8 ?With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.) X' Y  W0 g5 n- _  [& Q' T
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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. S& g" R/ ^. }+ IAlways keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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