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This is not a new one but in English this time.- Z O- e* }( f7 p3 N! W
% M% z) M, ^1 FI was a very happy man.
?; C$ y! `! f! h+ ^My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
' w+ y) A3 F9 x& ZThere was only one little thing bothering me...4 @0 ~5 K0 e1 A2 w5 n* j
It was her beautiful younger sister.
8 m# Q9 }3 s2 w9 `' D$ A9 pMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
5 L) B- f. f! ~3 ^3 t2 CShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
$ X* H9 H/ e8 }" X3 NIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! l. c; s, ~, B1 c
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.- D" q4 @) w" k
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.$ ~5 H- Y; ?+ b
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.% i* d, z! v+ z
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.& P9 a$ _" U1 K5 Q X
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
; i" ?7 |$ ~3 @I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; N* Y* a7 V5 J/ D* a0 II stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.- y1 E! p9 _7 e' c1 E1 w2 {
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
' v0 r- n, C. M- j7 @7 r. s- h$ _Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!7 U. |4 k4 W* b/ ^ D
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
4 D4 y% }) x; I, r. m! U& k/ XWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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