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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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. E* z# Y- s0 N9 u3 M8 S* c' d. mI was a very happy man.& M( q2 m% x. U# j t8 r6 r1 p
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.; u$ d0 F4 M8 }, h/ j. H, o
There was only one little thing bothering me...- C( e2 i) B0 [- h; V8 A4 {
It was her beautiful younger sister.
* i! ?" X- O0 l: lMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.% V+ z! D6 N6 p) i% X5 ?
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
* Q( u& E4 @0 M; f' c/ |( qIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* Y3 y4 L9 \# Y3 D4 b7 h0 u9 i
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.1 T+ N; t3 B3 V' `+ C
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
! O0 E8 k7 A/ F5 x& ~, N0 TShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
5 d% s: z n( yWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' D \ O4 c! [. ~) rShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
& h- y5 p3 W# B7 [, a( g) T# V `* V1 D0 xI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. e1 K. l S6 O" `
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
, t( k2 b9 m) l3 Q+ t/ t' v3 ^I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.+ @/ N# h2 t; [# ], u
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
) |4 v4 G) }. {# O3 k9 }8 p6 AWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.8 v8 Q5 G" j/ q% {
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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9 q0 G* E' C3 A8 @Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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