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Risk and Moral

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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2 o  Q& x4 m  |' S0 Y% LI was a very happy man.
. p7 Y0 E. d( HMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
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It was her beautiful younger sister.% s4 e  M. j5 {/ A2 x
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
& q7 w6 g) I+ Y+ VShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.9 }. F) W! A$ m3 }
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! b/ ?( Y& E0 T" ~
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.' Z6 @0 H1 W' N3 ^( P3 ~* V+ Z
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.; L  H5 E, z  Z* [0 {/ u7 q
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
# Q. w' q) d; s! r5 \+ pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
# x  ?0 ]. I6 ^, B% ?2 v( QShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
* x2 r( z# r) n' w& A  VI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
0 }, ]7 X8 I3 ?4 XI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
' B: n9 Z+ l$ ~I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
' \% h, u, {$ _# `, `Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
  A( I9 F! N& @5 Y  t9 UWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test." Z/ G# \4 v) }" `" i
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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