Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
# o8 M- @5 R% ~* DThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
2 s( I( d% H% e; j* \  R, X/ |She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- ]- Y1 u, x9 O2 _One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
% @/ X( U5 Y2 J/ d0 VShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
! `( m8 a& O0 T8 c$ GShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
9 T- Z6 |; v+ K5 R# |Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
8 M$ d1 K5 u' k* sI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
: E) I; y! [5 K. z0 ?9 {* m3 fWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
. F* t+ n# @' v! M( wWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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