God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
1 z8 \  J9 P1 Y) f( Z0 jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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( {2 K" p9 f: W# D0 @The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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' n+ V5 Q/ P6 ^! F' ?9 xTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ D; R7 H3 N$ i% G4 X2 c! dI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
; y2 d( U7 A0 o9 r, A7 k: vIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
7 `+ ]. `3 ?( Tprofessor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
, U/ f* j8 Q  @& n. y1 vThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
. _1 L4 P5 c) ~5 S$ o* Y9 jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
. s) \. N$ |- _' v' ^One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 X+ a' f. x0 ]" I2 _6 s. e$ Llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; R- V( G1 O) T/ ?3 q1 f; Hare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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  f- T6 g2 Y! o! B+ `下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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