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* w, u& q; M+ J! {3 t% l6 {1 ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ n4 ^$ a+ j/ {4 K( U5 D6 q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ! E8 C2 S( Z6 P5 q# o6 _, F/ G( z9 y
3 O. F' y. F5 H& P. gThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop./ z0 Z- P5 e+ m! J( a1 t/ L4 O
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ X0 l! r R/ G; V
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
& j9 _* p/ D0 u$ ~9 R# gIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier/ K% V5 F% v2 t6 d- J
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 D* s" q: `7 Z6 C/ rcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The2 z7 I2 X" w6 [. u
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
- {( ^6 G5 G6 V) ]7 usilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and1 V3 `" x! {6 H, G: R
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
- f) x4 l% M: j9 ^8 e* a5 eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
+ `4 \ j* m3 D8 ?/ @7 O2 @5 mwith you? Why did you do that?'# w a7 R! [: z) s, H
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 1 k, _ r- s" d
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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