God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 }1 I4 y4 G$ I9 `are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

! B+ l/ }! f& JThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

6 J- q3 K0 O5 X3 @, ~& u; kTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
% v) N4 p2 z( a0 G9 H% xcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
7 ]! Y- @7 p/ g5 h* Gsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

7 w0 p% ]5 O" J7 s) E: HThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
2 J# b; z, W- J8 s$ oat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
6 ^9 Y3 ]* a* q2 G% w4 ~with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

; `& z$ i1 h$ W& b* }& h( y% nCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
* e! i$ V2 |. Y; {3 }0 M/ Jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
" i, I' O4 b$ U/ I* MOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: B& q, W; u+ F: o- L0 |7 d" d9 f7 Hare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
2 y; H! W$ @# i3 Cso true...

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