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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and. J( h) ~* l" u. ~- X' A
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you& N! x+ k/ l0 |
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - y2 `; ?) i! Z. P8 D  ]

# k+ q8 A4 ?6 T* z. b; m0 G5 J/ aThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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* [, ~7 Z! d3 d" \; z' W. sTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 I# p; F2 }" `3 h3 Q
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* g( \. C' U: Y9 aIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
" q! p3 e; _% g& yin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 `3 ]* t# d  h" L  v4 o+ l8 Jcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The$ Z1 E5 D+ ]* @! f
professor was out cold.
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* f: t" U2 X8 y, _The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
( r" I4 I* r0 d# C) j7 @silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 `; w' a& ]7 G0 Z' }sat there looking on in silence. 3 T) F$ D- R% y8 c; a* G, Y
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: Y. h) G1 B( q. E6 P- S( h* Gat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter( z' Q: ^3 L6 [
with you? Why did you do that?'! k. {5 x9 R8 [' H% v* b0 j
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 1 y5 W# [6 a9 t/ g3 K9 N. u

# ?" m6 J" D1 o' N: pCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
8 x) z" \8 H$ K2 S' a1 k" C9 m2 [# Mright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 1 S8 Q8 J8 i) e5 N/ z  K
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 ~8 L4 ^3 I2 Y& H- @; glooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
) U* w* ]- G) u+ j' Hare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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7 y1 O) B# {: z0 b+ Y* L下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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