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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 s( Z' e4 t$ v" \& E( P+ k7 D" O
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' * S0 O8 v: _+ t! A0 q- p# b
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( v; d- H" u4 E8 D0 f; Q
: D' R. T" Q: w9 U% f" cTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here& y3 ]+ k3 \) g6 q5 a) G# W
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
. c" F4 W3 `4 x3 ~It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier. J1 B, c2 _3 q S7 ]# Z0 }# ]. s$ G
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
9 D6 m% ^1 u6 Ncold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The5 h5 J% j* V b5 h3 _& L
professor was out cold.& h- b: O- [. U, }" v0 K0 [* O C3 s- R
: `9 y1 ~! U: D, L: w. l) t5 AThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,: N8 U6 r- ^/ Q4 M4 r, O: M
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and# O+ |" q- {8 A9 g
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
O* Q6 p9 R1 q7 u- w; T0 J5 g1 gat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter7 |9 p! {: e2 h9 K# N3 D' d
with you? Why did you do that?'
7 t3 [, ?/ \! {3 FThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your3 J2 N" b, h2 i
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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