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: q0 }1 |" M3 J6 x# g7 Nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you. v; }1 y+ A8 r6 ?# i9 L% h l
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 4 }, o3 @1 @; Y" ?
1 D) r3 E2 x" @1 s eThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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2 w. s+ v" t- y. ~: t% o8 L5 fTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ }4 f/ P( G! Y
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 r5 _, f3 \0 V+ LIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
* U. h% R- b/ \in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
w) F9 T* C" @7 d8 ~/ C6 _% Bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
* {2 G' p) D. O# \: Wprofessor was out cold.8 R3 k/ Y& O! U# |/ [+ H( y
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,% b8 T* h5 \' h: ]
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and( h+ t+ `- Q/ H- w) y: F) S
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% Z3 v" Y- p U+ Cat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter9 f) }! v. A- h# ~7 G
with you? Why did you do that?'6 Z6 o0 _$ [1 g) d6 f
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
9 k' B/ b8 [# ]( H! h1 yright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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