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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier* J9 u2 A& M& u6 i3 C
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and% T* b9 c+ |! c% F, `1 Q k9 m
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
3 P3 T8 _, _; Rprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. 6 O" c" [, T# t% j; T6 ^6 L8 L7 J
" F0 D2 _/ M+ T c3 AThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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