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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and. `6 y9 V4 K: d5 H$ ]* b- H0 V
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 }) ?% d1 }4 q. care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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: {) Q) }* d1 w( W# {6 C9 V/ O4 |The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here  _. m( \+ j+ p$ }* ^
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 7 ?, `2 X4 u. o+ {9 S) c! d3 p
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- Y% Z/ L4 G+ K0 J' E! t/ z# O
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! O$ [/ D) X: P2 Bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
, ]/ d; r8 `3 u7 E; T% q. D5 b* rprofessor was out cold.# f% \# h/ S" r0 u

" x$ z: [) }6 n- c5 ]) FThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
. E3 ^, ]0 J& j$ vsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 _2 C9 l4 A1 M/ o- _( c/ N" S
sat there looking on in silence. 7 n, U9 @" y' V; b

3 c7 v3 F% F& ^5 {+ KThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked4 @' b) s' o! n! N! N
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ P. L7 \: N; C5 F2 t/ L. Owith you? Why did you do that?'4 h" u, ?  P1 p$ ]! {, \! e
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 1 G1 X* s8 m  T; G8 I

+ k0 O, @5 ]5 U) A# N% j- A4 KCanadian soldiers who are protecting your8 e1 S0 X' n2 U7 R# T( F8 ^
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 4 O5 N: P( [1 l9 j: z- f
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and3 j; A' K0 @2 P
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you' |% N* L& c+ M: B( `/ }, e* @
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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+ V; I/ Z/ d" {6 b- a下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
' s. b. f/ o% Y1 u" bso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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