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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
: {8 x% w" Y1 J9 k  g0 elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 `6 q& d0 b5 @* b+ eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ( Z7 O3 [$ F7 X) i- }
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier* L9 ~8 p. T# [7 K2 T# o
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and% U5 ^9 }" d  j" i
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
2 [/ X: K, T) j( d  z% sprofessor was out cold.0 {1 D2 z' ~( b" H7 T

9 ]0 G2 t: B: H6 X" M6 O* y/ oThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 ?! Y+ }& h4 ?  C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
8 c/ {/ U% z# T1 y" `sat there looking on in silence. * u" W& j2 F5 ]9 i. W- o* c- ^

6 k. Y5 g2 \! @5 ]; z( \2 UThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 `1 {2 A" r; q" T: C: o  F# Qat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 M! j6 x% c$ i! X! zwith you? Why did you do that?'. u/ ?) t8 q: C- \
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting + w$ w: m. q3 B6 r- C

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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
+ B, z7 {+ X4 x3 U$ V2 }  ]One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......3 m6 x2 ^  u# @! `9 f3 T
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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