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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 k* w' s* O9 L8 c& _% Alooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
  M  F6 Z$ R/ I& a3 K% Jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 8 ?1 N3 u, |1 r" B* n! F
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.8 K) a1 l* w9 ]5 F, e  V

& p/ u2 y: }# BTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here1 Q* ?6 F# E2 v9 p" l" P
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ( h  \8 x) _7 x  M1 y/ R0 [, I4 E3 m
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 t3 u$ P- t+ d. G
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and7 D! l3 B7 A7 ]3 y: U9 p$ |
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
7 R! \" m# I* ~2 E! jprofessor was out cold.+ @: Z; i9 @, q( v0 S2 g

* @8 B3 J' e% s4 q. `The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 @" f/ |/ X2 o6 m. C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and6 z9 S5 P% ^1 J0 q/ L, d
sat there looking on in silence. ) s- P* j  E/ t/ c! e
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked. v0 h; e+ \3 M
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter: b3 x* M$ \' |% y, Z
with you? Why did you do that?'
# v. a3 p6 y) k( r# x, NThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 I2 P0 R9 g8 L2 d, _, m1 u

/ y# I& ?! v7 K. o' CCanadian soldiers who are protecting your2 t, l7 D) F7 ^
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
' v( L2 }% E) N# X: oOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and9 X4 _$ e$ M' e$ Z7 W
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) A$ O4 ~# R* J; b
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
8 H8 S( X" r- D7 X% r) Uso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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