埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 3942|回复: 6

God is busy

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and# n& c* v- _, [/ z' o( u6 x
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you& f) p1 F2 n4 `) ~! s% ^! ^
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # M( M% C( a( r/ F0 n; F5 Y

8 o$ V# i6 @; p3 S0 J( m* gThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.- C# d2 {; G! n/ b5 ]7 q
; L: B: Z% d& d' l+ r9 _; k, M
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here9 A! l% K+ Q( \+ F! X
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
5 d9 B- S# m+ {( R8 @" h& BIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) a. T) N7 |4 Z% D0 O: q7 Iin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! Z" L' n; u$ E5 m0 vcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
1 F+ B+ e, Y" M$ s) _. |6 v/ f$ jprofessor was out cold.. l$ J( J9 ?2 o+ b
, K2 P$ I2 m- U. F" V* P
The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,9 m* S& W, P$ _
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and. E$ V+ Q2 e. ~- }. r+ `$ ^9 o
sat there looking on in silence. 6 N, i  K  O' z5 s3 D8 _6 l

3 i! h7 E1 e6 }+ BThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked  T# e# f' o( Q$ ?: O" Y; Z" d
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter3 X9 k% ^& J' M, [- F
with you? Why did you do that?'
6 Z7 J  k( S2 |' L( X8 CThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting : s/ W$ l8 M) E+ \

: i/ p8 O9 S& e& bCanadian soldiers who are protecting your/ S$ T+ @7 L  y& p& Y6 K8 V3 [
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
0 M0 d* C$ x# @  GOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and& C/ a! ^" r8 F! K% Z( d& W
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
1 S) d1 \8 V! H* [/ u- gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
0 }+ y7 f7 H' o& J# y

( R4 L4 R& `' `下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
鲜花(122) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(546) 鸡蛋(20)
发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

回复 4楼 的帖子

hahaha......
0 e7 B! ?% n, u; ^: {# s0 i* }so true...
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

西游Q记外挂
- ^# ]. A6 s. V! F  ~) T' P剑侠世界外挂
3 s  n, o* H+ c完美国际外挂
7 t1 o4 I& Z4 M3 t8 A0 u  ]传奇外传外挂
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-4-23 02:27 , Processed in 0.190882 second(s), 20 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表