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, @- s$ t$ _/ s4 ]% {. nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you& l% B9 Z: s! k5 ]* y% b: o9 s
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.+ r( A$ X5 Y: J" d7 F9 \
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here% q2 C9 c2 ~& c6 b
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 9 \+ b- ~% j: l6 k$ X- Q- T- w, X
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
* g7 [$ W( m1 B4 l4 W1 D" Oin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 O. d2 d9 P4 A3 u$ ^: Fcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The7 B4 x' e3 u" X* r: I. w
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,/ m, P7 u. U# r. C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
7 ?2 Q' E1 z: u. y, G3 I, U0 usat there looking on in silence.
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4 L4 Y( r2 \$ K5 V: x) P4 FThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked6 p0 ^3 f4 O4 d/ }6 P* i. [
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
& v( u( c5 @9 z6 B: l% iwith you? Why did you do that?'4 V% A) J! U; Q
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 Y$ c1 w* H! g+ |6 h+ O6 ]
; y, D1 E( s9 @9 U6 j0 y5 f. ACanadian soldiers who are protecting your- c( ^; @: w# @7 p* V2 c
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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