God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
+ v* d6 h' B1 w2 i9 Klooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, B" s( Q- o$ V% gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
: K/ j6 L. |/ E1 @I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 p. x/ ]' w2 Y) ?2 b  T: wIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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6 y! D. H8 C; b0 aThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: z/ D7 s# l/ k. K0 c. Q- Osat there looking on in silence.

+ O+ _7 Q+ m$ l; K* {The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; w4 D/ V2 ^8 Q6 b. qwith you? Why did you do that?'
( `7 z+ Y: A9 L; ^+ ^The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
, f$ b2 G( K3 Blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
/ A: U8 `& g8 Vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

5 R+ @  b0 l2 L7 U/ r下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
& T) h3 q) _" b! yso true...

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