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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 B2 [0 m( }3 Z" J, A9 e1 Pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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( {0 S- B4 E5 V2 f* a% C) \2 OThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: j0 s a: L% h" o; o/ a& ]( I
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
/ Q/ e# n" H$ l( GIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 x/ S0 [# q3 T rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
& g- S7 w) c0 `$ n" d: {3 P0 Dcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
- L5 M/ W' ~4 f7 V! w: Hprofessor was out cold.
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6 [2 n7 H- x1 |% I7 IThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,' R3 j% Z' x' a
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 ?9 `% N' Y0 h7 D4 }, Y% u9 Y( Osat there looking on in silence.
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5 u" ?, W z MThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" M( a3 Z9 r7 a9 g% h1 Kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter0 R9 j( n) ^0 X( c: |% b
with you? Why did you do that?': X- a7 `/ W2 e0 {2 c6 |4 C
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ; {1 s J: J9 B1 ?
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
o7 v6 D% ^. r0 p8 |' aright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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