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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and1 _/ H+ Z3 _5 Q) v5 A
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you( E5 `1 e0 p1 l1 T1 ]
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' & I4 E' [/ U- n2 N

8 l/ j: {; Y7 ?7 uThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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- B& a* \( E  s& C# n1 PTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here  t4 a$ P1 a7 J& A, I
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
- ?3 J% b, [1 o9 uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The* i0 {* j9 X) m* r, W, P( r
professor was out cold.% `+ G/ s, p) T# Z7 o
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,- `6 _2 |2 J* v& S( x* ~
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and' [) [! {1 k2 i: T7 j  |4 p
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 Q2 g4 R7 g# D4 ~
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" X$ h7 E7 Q* o. w! w" rwith you? Why did you do that?'1 n8 \! ?$ u" n+ K' e$ N
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 2 y4 R/ A) o3 `; v: V
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and' a9 T! @9 h2 R5 ~$ i0 O0 O8 J& ~+ G
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( h8 p' q& f; D. Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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3 {0 K1 W0 b- y; T下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......5 [' [2 m8 X0 q+ M- L; C8 v% r8 `+ t
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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