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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and( V  n# U' y  K8 x3 ^* q2 O
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you, z  J- T5 l! e9 B, F, ^/ A+ M
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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' e6 X3 D# u/ C" ^3 G6 S9 FThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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# Z3 q; X! K/ z7 aTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here  Z8 K- ?5 G0 W  K4 l3 M
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' : i$ H, y1 w6 n. d6 F
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
( {2 \3 d" y! U2 g. V# o# }in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
/ `# o2 U2 |1 J* ?1 x9 _, N% Lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
+ l- @9 ^! W" @( Y" s( n! ]; Tprofessor was out cold.$ K( i4 _/ l/ k: Z# \2 ~7 _* g# d! K# c2 M

" o1 a( c) g! i  ]7 \0 |  I, lThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there," ?7 Y: U9 ^6 }3 n# D
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
$ o" r9 \9 ?1 M  L! L3 w0 j4 E* ~; Esat there looking on in silence. 6 y8 w# Z5 Y/ g6 d5 l
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ o. k* D. _$ F" B: j0 h
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
5 P& }/ {) f4 Xwith you? Why did you do that?'
* M9 T5 Y& }. E& `6 lThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
) X$ p) j% s  u4 r/ {7 @6 Aright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ( y: X) X2 V" A# {0 S. Z+ S; p
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and) i( X; e+ i# @/ X* i0 Q0 U3 D
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you6 o; ~1 j' [2 K8 I2 N1 K
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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! B6 `8 e! o" o- c# i/ G+ l下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......6 N2 e) D, y9 P
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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