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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
% x* B; _* j+ u- ?' C3 mlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
" [+ ?" Z; J! \. l0 D7 v. P) Tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.1 W8 W  D: O& T' [; C0 O6 A
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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! V8 X4 Y9 o9 l0 j: y& eIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier3 T' x( D7 T. C
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and) L  E7 x4 }$ T# j$ H( @; H
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The; J2 K- l' W! m$ S9 N. @
professor was out cold., }6 K  e9 x% `  E% _5 d

* L, b% J$ l  k* YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
* I" K. Q4 ^1 u' u5 `silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
& u+ e2 x7 p# h& V* b! osat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: N+ [+ ]9 x2 I) `at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter* o; e& c2 C1 ~
with you? Why did you do that?'& N1 _. s  W2 e. G7 ?6 ]
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ b( y8 a' J0 y( ~4 X/ v- xright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ! ^& a, e+ _! q  I
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and0 G- v8 }" C, z3 s3 u
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you5 A7 s1 `- F+ P
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha....../ y. X( U0 \/ M9 r! Q% x) J2 `
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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