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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and& a2 W+ n' H. i* K3 a
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you9 \0 U0 b# I: V0 t. Z
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.1 a, G+ X- v1 P
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here) b( \" R5 \9 Y- S) I7 n( l
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 5 r* R( d/ [4 x `/ h- X
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier, x j1 ~$ ~7 w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) Q ^4 Y h7 l. tcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The8 U& `: [9 \, I, N- O L/ z
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
0 R5 Y. x' {3 x Jsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
3 J( V3 Y" G7 W1 y) C$ nsat there looking on in silence. 7 ?8 x0 W2 O) Z8 ?% D1 Y+ L
; I8 {3 q/ {) x# t/ a% d. O9 JThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked" O+ k) M& P/ O$ g: o- g/ d' y
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter0 h7 R. U7 P# _( o7 G7 [
with you? Why did you do that?' i0 s% i$ e0 {) j
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ; J2 \; {0 x+ S
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your" D3 o! _5 V+ o# A+ b
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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