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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and6 J# m4 c; i- t! n: M& m6 I
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: c- ^4 m. b+ ]9 a) t' Yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.$ _$ _( E3 S4 n! d% R' W# ^9 ]

2 ^9 S0 Z9 j$ n1 s) v0 F0 aTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
7 D: w& V7 D# \! P* lI am, God. I'm still waiting.' $ j8 C" W! C& F; d; j
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) a% X, _4 G" |in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
2 J/ p, i: `2 B& t% z$ W" n1 wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
8 i$ E5 l1 F1 f* x: X5 l0 W* fprofessor was out cold.3 Z) f3 G3 g# y! u) z  n

5 R! d1 W. ]1 y( b# E5 UThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 ~( P/ Z0 G0 X5 ?3 \
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and9 A  z; z# D2 V: J5 H6 k% R
sat there looking on in silence. 7 `' G" j( G! h3 x# v( d
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'
0 H" Z% m) i" {: D- v0 I- _1 KThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ) ^# O+ z# }& ~; B5 p8 t3 h

) ~) `7 g* y6 I  c8 B! aCanadian soldiers who are protecting your. J/ W, |0 p1 }8 E7 V" W
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 - g) q, p6 y' O( K5 d  K
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 V0 y. R3 n2 Z& `6 llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
9 b5 `1 A1 @7 p; ]8 Eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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2 ^& q* M/ Q  P/ d下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......8 ^7 B: @4 n/ m9 O: j; x
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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