God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ [4 q3 ^4 r$ Qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

$ T  U* k5 _+ U2 ~$ n1 ATen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; `; j+ K4 V3 @# h9 @9 v7 A4 vcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
2 s4 n1 ]3 L2 `6 t6 tprofessor was out cold.
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+ z+ R- c2 i, x8 G; {1 q8 s% ~The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
0 c# l0 H7 ?; U$ i( H! Lsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
5 e6 v9 n: P8 w" e: Uat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
4 m# x2 P' \0 W4 n) |$ Dwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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0 f" N6 ^! M. C/ W3 y: [Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
# ^+ \) }. M1 e8 }4 Lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
& n. t5 G# P* X) ^. Jso true...

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