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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you/ e/ j; {! l$ i' S! c
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* r( |0 n; z& E+ f( l
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here' ?8 P. g; T8 L. ~: S7 r5 B
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
; o% F/ d5 d, \& [) K# b: I- uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& Y- C o# S. _ F6 f P U' ?in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
. b! P( s1 a" i x0 lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 l& l* \) g2 z" W
professor was out cold.
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9 M4 R" }0 @- Z3 d9 fThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
) a. g/ T) D) x1 ^# {) Lsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and/ m( q3 t `; }
sat there looking on in silence. ) c* K, u5 y4 `
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: T- p" P* K8 Hat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter* z, B3 Q3 u9 l. y- s9 t( G
with you? Why did you do that?'
( \# O/ k3 t' h2 q9 iThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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}( U! e2 T* w! ^Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
9 V9 C `2 ?+ Q7 Z2 @1 mright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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