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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( b6 V, C6 d! @8 y! ^; m& h& x) K8 }are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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5 A P) G" \3 iThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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3 c1 Z# h& e4 \! C; oTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here5 J& R# T& p% q# c
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' # n; O# X* Z2 k2 t% S5 l7 ^
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
5 ], D2 i! ~ H" i7 [, Wprofessor was out cold.8 h- i& A# \- U$ y F6 ], |
8 {6 H/ x0 ?0 ^" lThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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; ~# m2 S8 Q8 {/ J) MThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% g& q& P, M) v4 f m; Z
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter5 o" u+ f# X; C; C: M% X
with you? Why did you do that?'& `! O; M5 Z. @' d0 q& D. e
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ; @3 J; C7 _( y, C
+ p* v' T* C- c, G0 |$ A0 rCanadian soldiers who are protecting your' _) X1 ]9 B/ b8 G. V( }: W
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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