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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
7 j Q0 B2 r4 P$ o3 O olooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: ?( j' Z0 W( O) v; t, V. Oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 7 {$ X' i3 G( {2 i
w* a8 d4 ^# |3 n( J+ hThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.0 P$ v6 X, F" j- {( [6 D
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ ]+ |; H4 o, B* u0 p6 m
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% C; _) |, p u9 w, SIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier% \3 d6 b Z1 \) @' r/ w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 M/ e9 D9 Z+ q: R- E* w
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The* t) f9 I$ I, Z b; b
professor was out cold.
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/ I0 v/ P2 `. A: c. lThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 a+ S6 r: C B% X3 ~, ^6 Q7 z
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 H; U9 n% V9 Xsat there looking on in silence.
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% N9 Y, R/ Q! `( FThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, R# I& `! B5 F2 E$ M+ I
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter- m& n" l8 O1 ?+ m, m4 L
with you? Why did you do that?'* z# g* O& C4 c/ S1 E
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 B% s2 C) ]* h: r5 y4 o
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your) |& S4 k- f7 Z) C8 _: i) b
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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