God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
4 ?; `4 p  {$ a9 |3 ]( K5 zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

2 K( Y( E% V% p; Z5 g/ }( C5 ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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. g" b( |6 o) x" m, B% b2 MTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* @5 m7 v) r2 sIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) [; K$ O. E' Q3 [! Ain the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 U) Y9 R- g* ?! [; l! ~: N3 i/ K2 mprofessor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
' ?. b& L/ g8 M0 Osat there looking on in silence.
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* ?& ~5 u" w' }# \+ ~4 [The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
3 ^2 U# V2 L+ g6 GThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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' T/ L4 w1 f8 C! d+ }Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
* I9 X7 ~3 Q( x, f) Y, jOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

0 Y8 J1 \1 u0 f8 a下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
5 f8 i6 H3 M0 F5 ~0 \so true...

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