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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and9 R- J6 ?: k2 K. A3 Q7 R9 b& X9 K. v
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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/ U4 \! U$ V; \, yThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 V( b0 X( [# p6 ^( ]
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here1 t7 R# j1 K) q$ c
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 2 }& q% d8 Y9 F5 q! |
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ Q4 B0 ?6 `" M2 O' S* J
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
: m( q/ f0 t. |0 Z% S$ ~cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The. t" w. C: s; [! n! b1 D3 u
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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& O8 l# X" n1 \9 C$ ~. sThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% Z1 y$ Z6 `2 i/ j: a- R4 R! P2 M& H
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter3 u6 P& d' v5 ]
with you? Why did you do that?'
" e  J. x8 g5 e$ p) w5 y0 g7 W$ Z" R1 N7 bThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your0 k1 ]. [- [/ G- x4 I
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
$ g4 C" S. I- s- l2 o7 bOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
) o1 T* B9 H  H$ {% M& ?looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: ~- J* [+ `# |. h) Vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha....... r: s) \9 j. l* t, w& B
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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