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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and5 `( E5 G& W8 A+ q+ N' F |
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- d, T2 V& l% ]. w* o! T
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - j: ?( R" h7 W2 z0 X5 y6 t5 ~$ c
6 m* g( _8 N8 o/ N' B1 x$ C# ?. ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here# `6 w- J/ p( c9 u9 s. u. C
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' : F: N4 r; A* y8 s8 [0 u4 ?9 C
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' Q+ z7 k4 F; v* ^4 T
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and; J2 o' @7 O0 B, Q: p. Q4 E
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. m7 K* {8 g2 Y9 T1 D nprofessor was out cold.* L7 H3 M0 f' A( `$ `
0 e# ?8 }" f4 f- ]) EThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
4 T9 Y$ Y# `7 q! e6 Osilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* b% O; J* M# s( X7 G n# B8 |3 t
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked2 }- r" t1 U; ?
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. s! J8 ~6 Z* {1 Q+ C$ cwith you? Why did you do that?'
! K& j7 d) ]! F2 RThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting $ x9 u9 _8 R! y& t. n, i
8 e& M: e. y2 l) i% ]2 }( MCanadian soldiers who are protecting your2 ~1 N) g6 m9 I+ Y. i' C, S S( u: y
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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