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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
. h- q8 e; k: ~* ~$ q# m0 R% _looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you# @/ t  s) y& C/ y+ \, K
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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( `+ D9 E+ h  @The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
4 K! t" z1 w0 Y) C8 E* H/ [I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
- m. C! z3 z* [9 O5 zIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ {/ U" M3 m* r% |" zin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( o  _9 V0 P6 t% ^7 D! Q$ s0 kcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
- P) a, C  [! k# f) cprofessor was out cold.( v( Q- f; e6 X- m6 n) n5 N

6 H2 a9 h! p- gThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
  h9 X) |1 r- Q+ _silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
( S7 `! Y- r0 Jsat there looking on in silence. ; [% r: @1 D& T
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked# L% y& x" X& @1 a& `* h  r  c
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter5 ]3 Z% h' q0 {( q. `# s7 U4 c; i
with you? Why did you do that?'
1 W/ F1 \. R$ f3 yThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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3 p9 x2 G5 k$ L$ a0 [- g. OCanadian soldiers who are protecting your/ h) Y: N2 }) `; S: n) i
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 # N+ S2 }* m8 Y8 P& b' R( |" `
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
  t$ d4 T! b, \$ Y! k1 {looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ j5 N. ^  O9 K5 k, A4 yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
6 J% {3 m& J0 ?5 T* Fso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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