God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: v1 J" v- q/ _+ uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

' }/ @+ B# j+ l% [The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
' t  u6 S4 c* w% M( U- x7 A% `I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
  R; l; E$ x$ j3 h# C: EIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
! O0 K, L$ X: S+ Fin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
: C" w& l6 D( U4 ^$ acold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
& Y" N" w1 n& u+ y5 r; K3 Sprofessor was out cold.
; p2 P8 w9 J) P- H  G
4 M1 U- Q4 P# tThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

& [6 a" Q& _' b- C5 g5 pThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
  ?8 S3 i7 n/ L# |% n3 g. Dat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
% z* H2 x) ?# S% C' \, `! twith you? Why did you do that?'
+ h; {2 W4 h! _9 I  z1 `  qThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

( _+ q9 D3 G3 j; Q% ?- p! G6 P( xCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
- f0 ^7 @4 x! q3 w. rright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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( `, Y5 O1 o7 _+ H0 {0 ^5 i1 X7 m下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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