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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and8 U! T+ A9 x/ _1 G$ I
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
& P. C0 P$ K! t! ^- q* nare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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, b" |. ~0 F) x9 H$ x; O8 tThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop." P  A( i3 x% H; z' o  b

' C1 m- M8 P9 z# v, qTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here* \( L. o2 F( _) M
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
/ W" E6 }1 d5 t. NIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& x3 K! m$ ^* {; @5 G- [) r2 b* {
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
/ W, W9 N1 G$ bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
# e" }+ Y, y8 R$ fprofessor was out cold.7 w7 b# P4 G( I% |8 N

3 r! P7 i: u: |" S, ]2 M7 x& M( }The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
, e( @: i% o4 L' V* Y7 Qsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and; m4 M0 X: t0 \( X! ~" {5 P5 r" R
sat there looking on in silence. ; U; v& W2 f$ q4 i& F
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'' ?& |5 j. H/ X) f5 @
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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8 {! L9 H* J$ @; zCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
' G4 A" Q5 n* ]! a# N" _right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
. n9 h& ~5 p- _- g4 W  vOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and" g) t, e1 }3 z0 L! q. K
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: Z9 ~$ @2 u. E4 nare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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3 d) |* u% v& ~; U# ]4 J! F下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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