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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) p z- K2 t5 R L( Z
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # J) y: {. t8 Y4 i- i$ ^# C
5 J X3 p6 N3 N: w3 k" x& AThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
1 r4 D6 `# ]" C' H' I9 `, \I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 k6 H. c! p3 e0 \' N, VIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( \) t! w% d& i: T$ o9 v2 K1 \
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and2 U; c' u, a% n9 |, ]$ o
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 f4 p- G9 r$ n; D8 {
professor was out cold.9 N% I# x. D4 e4 b
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
1 q2 D$ w. e: n! H, {; M3 {silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and& _4 ]3 o& ?% R
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
I/ P- n8 V$ q% @7 [0 lat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter' [' o9 t1 x, i" h* M
with you? Why did you do that?'
' C* E, \' _+ {& Y9 qThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . @) |( \( j, W' n0 h7 |# w: E
( x# A }; J$ H4 T. o# N+ UCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
) g2 J, Z8 [! I* i4 {- Eright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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