God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
& L- J+ ]1 P/ Y- X! X3 Ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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" P# c$ N) J0 O& t3 X( wThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! f  \& ?' p/ {0 G) L1 U! Hcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
& _! J6 o6 _- _4 D" z7 n: ~professor was out cold.

- b$ E5 ^- k8 E# cThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
6 s; Y% o$ i6 R- Q$ l: `! gsat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
) `* ^$ \1 q" }7 u! aat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
2 |; m8 d% c7 aThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
- E0 p5 ~& f$ r8 I" p! ^* Gright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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; N" ?0 x" z+ a4 [' }下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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