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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you& f$ O9 R: W1 G1 K3 X
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' & y3 K6 |; z) o5 `( q
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
" o% D. U( M/ EI am, God. I'm still waiting.' . ?$ t* p" M/ y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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: M6 V3 W$ s5 s: g8 v+ H. VThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
8 X7 {4 w; v _; `1 `5 J3 G* Ysilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# h0 m. w- I1 l+ x$ n8 Fsat there looking on in silence. - c" z3 y+ g" _' x
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& w4 f/ l- s6 a7 k
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 u+ M0 i3 O3 c; J) y+ c
with you? Why did you do that?'
5 s5 P" e7 a5 Y4 \7 CThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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; D1 m, V2 e: L% W# ]2 P% R$ ]& A" a1 x# YCanadian soldiers who are protecting your6 k0 M) m Y' b. W3 i0 ]; P7 s
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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