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t& w$ x* f0 ylooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.5 k5 O- C, W1 ~
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
; V( F- |0 R% x+ o9 z. ~) MI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
+ A6 k# O- Y6 j8 NIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
( M0 w9 b: H6 y1 X0 B% x' x' _in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and9 G+ R+ a; P" N' s3 f+ I
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 T# Q, N/ C1 o8 x' o6 D
professor was out cold. y8 e5 t# V, ^2 m2 F/ G) L
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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4 I6 A6 X7 |* ]% m, I- tThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 ?: \3 S) k0 @% D2 q+ V
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. b4 a8 K" P! D5 O$ F: ~) jwith you? Why did you do that?'
5 D* S- W. i; c6 f0 {' GThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting , ]3 j7 l: y1 D0 ~) C/ B+ c& |
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your: [3 K3 p; W. Z( y
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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