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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
]# \8 ^" A+ V* I2 |8 H$ q! G zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% g/ R9 {9 K! K' X+ n: N6 M% M
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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" d8 w4 a N0 C& }7 k# M3 @The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* T8 Y- o+ O/ n- E
, S! K# @* o) U4 M" c# _Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ I6 h6 k6 {0 ^. T' {; EI am, God. I'm still waiting.' + m4 }7 z# h% v% ]( z) Z9 ]
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier k C+ c! t8 o5 o4 T
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
" ]+ ~" S, \6 D+ m$ M: xcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; A* J$ c# J! l6 e( B6 x4 Z3 hprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& T. R4 Q `, V- R7 J; fsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 @' x, |7 i# w& o4 d: p8 A, K* r
sat there looking on in silence. % l. K, Z! m9 n) ~% `
' ~* Y/ y' z" p. t: e9 ~! ~The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% i ?) a# s4 D1 y* G* i
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter: c, @8 I$ E+ s/ O6 h+ v
with you? Why did you do that?'3 J1 Q) \, e8 F( m5 }0 P
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . f: \- W+ b2 U' ~, P% n
; D! O8 a" T- _" L' U( i8 ?9 x% w+ ECanadian soldiers who are protecting your$ A7 ?( n& y: C6 h4 g: _' E
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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