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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and3 Z) e/ ]- M+ G! t, ]; r
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you5 [. N3 P) G; G: q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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2 ^% p* r6 O1 V" M( z' {The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.  W! y! t' J) _/ a
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: Y  C( @0 x0 r, L0 z/ v; t0 \* }
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' % m9 ?% ~# m: m: I" F
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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9 Y* T: Y: O1 g( M1 gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The# G2 k7 L4 }7 E6 `$ i' N
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,2 P" |5 C/ K0 T+ v
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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( ~4 A& [3 e2 m1 h. m) yThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, ^3 Z& R# P* {3 y& ]  t- j
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter+ G) F0 v$ A# l9 T
with you? Why did you do that?'1 Z: M) c" u! x! P
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
+ `6 B' P9 g2 x/ K! oOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and' ?+ g3 ?/ V+ i* l' b1 l* M# K
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 R1 e1 A/ X+ i- [% b1 U9 i$ n
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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6 L6 n7 v9 B" x& L& j1 \+ [下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha....... ]6 o/ n) J& |/ e1 Z/ f( [
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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