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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
; V% C" b: d. N, L1 hlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* ]# v& C! Y9 |* Rare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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* G7 ^0 g! z' Y- uThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
& b/ U/ X; G0 q1 e i1 [- t* K. y- XI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# j+ s1 X4 Z1 J! l2 NIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
l) Q2 G* W$ ain the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 z$ ?; X' z; `/ p
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
* M; y7 Y4 V/ u4 D) @ Xprofessor was out cold.; }4 B6 j2 i: [+ i5 y9 R) t G
8 b$ g: N+ R3 O9 N) A% Y- YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,! a D8 G* |: [/ n& }3 {% P
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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4 @8 s0 v7 V2 hThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
; G) f5 o4 i' hat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter0 l( c" F; i) e1 l" P8 _
with you? Why did you do that?'; {/ s' C# s9 T: T& t
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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7 O, w+ E4 P3 i3 i t! S- zCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ n' y' O/ }5 z+ b Xright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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