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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
  T' l. o5 G3 `3 V4 tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ R, B* B8 ~/ N+ J; oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ' k2 z# b1 C- I# N! k- n

8 r( ]6 d% o! f: pThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.3 ?2 {5 c4 H% w2 r1 I. n' V
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here/ V% c; ?9 T) L
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'   L1 J+ z: e. x; m
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier9 ~* I, X- s2 M* I9 S0 n
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
9 ]" }: }0 l& g& ~. Ncold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The+ e, Q7 U% @& O8 G  t- I
professor was out cold., I6 }; G% _1 g3 ~

: ~/ h+ G, b( q- C& `. ^+ F: |  @The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,5 q' I& t% b8 W1 B- G9 T. |
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
4 n7 F' l0 x: csat there looking on in silence. + J; p" a3 M* ^0 f1 f9 ]( e( Y, s

) [; M- z' L/ nThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
! O* Q! V2 M6 Y6 W# {at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter" g' v, k1 L) c+ O$ `
with you? Why did you do that?'
# ?$ }! E* r/ r- v0 oThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . l1 C# Z% f$ {  k

* j9 D3 P, S1 {6 F$ z; N3 H; k) T, xCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
# w7 ]5 m+ G7 F9 u% o( n7 Dright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 , G7 m( V8 [6 s7 M/ N4 n- Y6 {
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and; C4 l( g" Z3 Z4 `$ v( x; P7 A
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% H7 D7 O' g, h$ }* w
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......, M7 F7 C2 M/ R4 Y) M/ n
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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