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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- N3 @4 Z7 e0 a( S& B
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
% |. i N* x, m8 ], k! z! kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# v* t# O. C" t" w RIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( @. x6 w# G4 A! Y' K* o3 P
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and% u) y9 ]0 `8 w* j8 I
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ j i1 K# s; H- E) P& z& H2 L! B9 C
professor was out cold.
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, P) q+ u. j8 f, J B; N9 IThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
( f [( o8 y6 S* M% [: V! \; osilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and. y- Q- T+ [ B: `+ h8 p2 U, o
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: T$ f0 R: v* c- d5 ?9 eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter) {2 X8 d, \" x! v
with you? Why did you do that?'
9 \ l8 j+ I- b5 o3 tThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting # W4 M( |) `0 A
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your- h8 ]( t% k1 W2 P) d$ i
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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