God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
( d- M6 }1 f% G6 [7 {looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' h! ~. b, j( G$ D4 }  Aare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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# S1 Z; C9 U- q" e& sThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

  h7 L7 y$ X# G2 qTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ i' ]. }# U! ^7 p  q" T' K3 k8 Q; kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
1 u2 s! ]' F2 O! X7 T; h) @; @It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
! b4 `" d! a" f1 L3 |2 F. h5 Sin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
9 o) B9 F% `$ r8 i6 qcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

9 }' K$ P! |; C9 O5 N* }The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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4 H% K" T# `4 T1 xThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
# g& @, j* l! I# J" T5 W; @The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ l  A7 N1 N1 c0 kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
1 m, X6 o: H! k/ |1 o: h$ E! H$ S- t# FOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
' @2 \' d& S9 B9 B- U. a! X: Elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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2 ]7 a  `+ @! ?3 ~3 g4 S下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
9 ^! G% g3 c: k& Dso true...

yayoyeyu

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