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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and6 i1 N# _8 w  o3 e; @
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; C9 e0 B# G6 h# |& |# `1 q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here, H, q# S& `1 L; a( H2 C
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' " O$ m1 q' K; D% s, I: u7 S: a# f
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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1 F1 Y" |- v" I  Tcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The& _0 F  s/ T6 R) g3 @# P- C& H5 B
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,! v! {. W* ~. D5 q1 ]$ z3 X
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked) C2 H, _$ ?$ n' s0 N9 V
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter$ n# M: q" F: X1 M2 E
with you? Why did you do that?'
1 b3 a3 W) S) y) |1 e2 [4 b6 dThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting # T  X+ G/ k, p" o
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
/ t/ E* z6 I4 j: s. gOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
1 A" p) t, F9 O5 h8 g- G' elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 }  Z* n: F* \: t% `0 v% @& L
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......1 O; D5 h) e! t' A1 D; x/ B
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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