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" @# G$ P0 j' S; Y9 n# tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- r/ x) `3 j+ Tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.+ b5 m' b- h1 i7 E
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 l U% [" ~* v8 F& \$ K4 Y2 e
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
! x" w) v8 ?) E8 }8 k2 n3 SIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier! n0 `9 F8 I0 V% V0 f! i% v* p* s$ m
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
7 j; k7 v3 a& B# h+ }% Icold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The" ]% j3 M( t' a) x6 T0 C5 s, _
professor was out cold.3 Z" ^) O0 I1 c2 O
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& _9 B% \6 h8 ^/ ]3 M9 s0 wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and: P0 K7 t3 S" Y. O' q9 y
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked- W7 p2 x* h- J# z$ {5 r
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
# W' l, n& ~# [2 M |with you? Why did you do that?'
% p+ ]/ |: ~# _- o( q* AThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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. s- H! t, e1 _; q4 x3 H, W; d) Q. gCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
. R5 }# h' I2 R5 B3 O) lright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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