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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and$ G4 v/ U, |- n
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- Q( B1 B/ e% b7 h* o* }9 V+ |) ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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- I" R" ^; {! c# HTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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9 b( u* S# K6 \+ uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier/ `8 W6 v7 r' K2 \/ a
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and* ~0 @8 [) v4 N( H4 x
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The$ e. r: i6 n' q/ c( I
professor was out cold.$ b1 Z4 e! N5 L: B: H
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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. s9 ^7 ~, a- v, ]The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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: E8 t9 n+ f/ P! }% o! X3 }with you? Why did you do that?'
( p$ G7 r5 o# ?- g7 V% Y7 TThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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