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! l6 O& B/ Y# S" Llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you0 O/ V0 c6 k; h; y( q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 F) Q3 s" \' F) R
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' * y1 E& w, A( h2 @( b5 Y& s1 F# l% r
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
8 q6 Q0 s* l8 ~( din the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and7 I3 N2 G7 x+ B' h
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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) b* `, K% ~: U6 S+ ^The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,5 ~* V; C. L; p: W. f
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and6 z0 g# G2 f6 e6 M! r
sat there looking on in silence. * r% U' i9 ]1 p
! @3 R2 i5 I7 z/ w7 l$ l: j* YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked6 X. a+ O9 M _! u
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
# I+ q7 X4 Q9 g/ gwith you? Why did you do that?'' }7 t+ L! ]' g0 H; F8 x8 Y
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 7 b, v7 V6 J) l. L4 p) g A
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
% R. c1 {& J# b: y4 f* Nright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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