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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you. j- b8 e' D- ?$ y" |5 m8 q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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5 l# W2 n7 I+ hThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop., }; t6 p: l$ p! a
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ Z8 Y. {# p$ y' b! s/ u( LI am, God. I'm still waiting.' & y7 s; |5 F- z( ]; F/ G$ I, A" [
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
; f, w6 } I$ }) z4 oin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
g' a4 @3 R- t* gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The! ~( O0 F4 J$ b' y1 `
professor was out cold./ Y+ |; W5 N0 [
7 V; X, S$ m$ l- `# ?8 `3 |* s7 vThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 \0 {) z/ {* w1 a6 Psilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and) M7 G8 b- n6 U
sat there looking on in silence. " f5 X' q+ y5 R e2 G: U
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 x' m2 C" ^8 J1 i5 n5 Q Z- }- Uat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter s7 M: r( r$ v7 h- H9 R& l
with you? Why did you do that?'
5 U7 P+ M( F. J" i* k: iThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 a* F% \) J4 m- Q
8 {$ S) A5 S7 }4 ^+ ]7 cCanadian soldiers who are protecting your' j [& t& a. l0 P
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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