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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and# `: n+ ^# j }5 k9 B$ l
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- Z8 S# F% {5 K4 r* `
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop." S t* M5 s5 L9 I `9 @( i1 R
; L3 N# q) Y1 v6 C) U+ n0 } eTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 ~( |- g ?1 H) X$ zI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* p1 N4 D- ?. j/ H# u1 b5 @* K9 K" h; hIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 d4 h9 e' [$ I0 z5 u6 Z0 _in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and% h* D6 }" n3 [ D% L
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
5 [0 V5 ? m! ~ \professor was out cold.) t- V/ P! h3 j+ C f* ?
9 }" O9 i" |/ gThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
, o' z" j0 b8 A3 Z' l, osilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
/ Q5 X5 d+ M# e E: l0 Ysat there looking on in silence. 9 k: N% Q1 p/ q7 B0 W
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ r1 p: g+ n& Z3 B
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. m0 |8 `4 k$ Q. M$ ^" {" _with you? Why did you do that?'2 L0 O* j: A) Y+ Q- |1 z
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting % V8 D% g9 n. F/ H: P
; I+ N) b2 v9 n8 F5 `% o; M- }Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
) ?4 V) ?' ]0 B. ]; [, Z. ^) M" Vright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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