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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 c$ w4 a S9 ~0 ^are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' & c7 _1 ]$ S: f$ p. S
7 `7 M5 |" }! L$ `1 \& E) \The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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6 M6 q9 {7 U# W9 C8 x2 STen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here9 I1 B7 x! Q4 [8 K; w M
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' # ~& {7 T l2 D, Z; i2 M5 x
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
8 W$ g" m6 |9 T; Q% m. V+ R( kin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and1 S* y* u6 v! e% w% `
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
) I0 {/ K* H8 {" Q! Mprofessor was out cold.
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6 |7 N# z) R8 E9 |2 vThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 \: q7 q8 Q, J" o, ?; O2 s+ {
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and+ H# G ]: z: o. {' K
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked8 s4 o- ^1 v2 i
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter5 V: z6 T- Z4 i- D+ Z" a% Y
with you? Why did you do that?'
8 [, C4 u* p. L6 |" DThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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# V0 u" j0 ^$ t, [Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
' \8 o& p6 F4 G' B3 _right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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