God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 |, U* L+ T! f( z' O: {: v+ o) Nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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& M! }5 ~; X7 E8 FThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

0 K6 D$ S. r- Z+ T' HTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ @: E5 L1 {  n/ v1 t8 g# N% j# k$ TI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
+ P2 _. ?& j! n* t' M7 ^professor was out cold.
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7 k  A% @2 b" ]2 G4 ^' L# bThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
7 Z& H0 p, b9 Ysilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- I. V! ~' k& s: T% h4 Hsat there looking on in silence.
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9 ?* Z( K+ h5 X% M3 j$ F7 oThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
+ ?/ `6 P" N0 _& ]. q1 Iwith you? Why did you do that?'
4 B, S0 f  n- e, iThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
7 Z- l- i7 M7 E- v6 b+ Vright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
7 _2 z3 w0 `! E9 q, t" TOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 f/ v8 S0 s2 _( \: X! f7 h1 D7 ~looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( B2 u1 I7 e$ K7 q+ |6 Lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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: R. `& a1 n* d& e下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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