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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and9 D" T5 o/ f/ E2 _
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, w4 z! q( r4 J! p5 n' Gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ' ^. q9 i; V0 Q1 D, V/ l7 e
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here; \ Q) l% \1 Z; L( _9 p
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 4 f0 K( \) l/ Y" p" y4 M0 ~
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier2 s' O" [ z9 y2 z1 e
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
1 ]2 D3 R& V3 J9 E2 S5 p( tcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
! z: s8 l3 `7 {0 O. n4 xprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
8 K7 \9 E' o& G% R) ?! Y' m6 e5 dsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and5 }6 b# V# E( _/ c
sat there looking on in silence. # G) ^/ L$ f' e4 N
8 X$ W5 f) O" {! C& ~" ~$ u0 xThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked* B( K- g4 m n+ e
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter0 Q$ v4 w- ]. B% g
with you? Why did you do that?'2 O# T H% d, ]/ Q5 Y
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your2 M9 L) Z" ?8 v2 |# ]1 U
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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