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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
" ^( `; |# r7 ~" C; Z/ L: Tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' : Q* r7 V5 ^2 a3 L
; j: E# P% O& z5 y4 H8 JThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.# w: q! u6 m) U6 v. A9 m4 J
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
! m- W2 r2 q* i# E r$ ~I am, God. I'm still waiting.' # r) h9 Y" g+ e+ W0 _
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
o' ?1 N3 }/ x5 R0 Jin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and7 v: H2 M: C% \, Z/ U
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( E( C ^9 |' K) S0 ?professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
( M- @& y& n4 a1 Qsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 P j$ T" p; G) m# K) n6 j+ L" X
sat there looking on in silence. - `+ S3 H/ N, V2 z# s
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked6 ^% `* ^/ I0 ~& Q3 z- c6 @
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
( P; w c* n& j% Lwith you? Why did you do that?'& E" G; g& I; x6 H( i* r6 n
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 5 t- Q. M6 G( Q6 E* D% ~1 p
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your0 k3 Y$ z6 c( G- o& h8 ?8 ~
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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