God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, e& C9 W: {5 j8 A, `are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
* T' y* x" [+ M+ V: s' R! cI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
" F1 T4 g& t. C3 I, N# L( sIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 w1 n2 A8 G" y5 T3 f" N2 ]$ L4 vin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
* U5 P4 C. }/ {; M; Ecold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
) l9 W/ N  \2 H" D+ n: v# cprofessor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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& G1 p5 C6 Z+ uThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% u5 |7 b7 Q0 |at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

) b# S8 H' F' U3 F+ \) W3 BCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
4 E1 H# ]$ E9 s: y- }7 `5 x$ nright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
& n- y- k+ h0 g' L# f: I& s* Wlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
# k+ c* ]+ g" Kare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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( o+ K" n4 U6 V3 Z下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
/ j# @) r5 m8 R# b6 _, C9 Jso true...

yayoyeyu

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