God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

" [) X: i! q* ?9 UTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
  {9 o8 y3 Z* x3 F0 ?: lIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
" F7 G: O# P0 s, z; _2 U7 tin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 s! T  w, {6 D5 s* d) e6 Vsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
& ?- \4 e% f' I6 tat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
3 [: Y1 t+ E3 t4 Y. aOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
, G# k" a. B+ f* D# N7 O5 zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

$ B$ R+ a% q. u4 _下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
2 |0 y9 M6 n& n7 u* M+ T. }so true...

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