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6 k7 I2 b5 }: Z9 w5 ?/ ulooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 ~1 i/ M1 u% N; a3 G p5 }3 j
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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3 P1 n) O. k& U6 OThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
. t* i0 U2 o6 y9 S+ S! g. B SI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
4 i& t; r: V8 ], o2 G" aIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
- N! q5 h6 e# \3 n& l$ Lin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
1 E; \5 v" \& J. Mcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 v7 \8 @. v+ ^! `$ p5 N0 I( m
professor was out cold.5 F" ^2 P! N4 C7 `
+ q9 A& g" a7 u$ h3 K1 ^/ l: XThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
- z" |) D2 I: H4 r# Vsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and/ ?3 J: L) H- g) t' ^* K6 \
sat there looking on in silence. , J! a3 _- k- g. H7 a! c
4 d! v* ?% }; T" K& E. K4 iThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
; o M) `6 e/ g6 Q6 w4 Aat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) u1 |6 j& h5 Q4 L3 o. b6 Xwith you? Why did you do that?'
8 O* [1 h7 Z+ ?8 B" X- f6 uThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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1 F4 D- C# r& P0 F; G' [- j/ i2 vCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
8 Z. l4 F* W* b. X K( aright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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