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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you: s3 N" b& D0 l( h: F" d
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop., X5 x7 @! `4 @" m& ^: A7 {
2 h8 Z( O6 |, nTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
$ Z8 e! D `4 g: ZI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
; _: N0 U6 a" mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
! N7 A! y3 ^6 ~1 N" `' h' Cin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and4 D# J9 n4 v3 Q# F- V( Q& {4 m0 A" l" J) p
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The) L! z% W' G- ?
professor was out cold.' o% R" g1 I9 F; ]/ F9 z& q
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,: T5 u- h7 q* f W
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
' B9 q7 f3 Z# f1 E2 Asat there looking on in silence. / E) f! }) E* M1 s+ P/ {
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked( O9 ^, N/ m- K- z! z2 ~
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. t6 l8 f) }. g: g1 @8 Twith you? Why did you do that?'
0 `+ e4 i9 W' D6 V- e6 kThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " z7 O3 b0 t! L" M3 ]. M2 [9 k
q5 T: o* y6 D* l6 n- pCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
4 z1 q% ~( M3 ]& p% D! x, cright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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