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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - C: m, e/ \" t+ ^1 m. @8 j
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.# o' H, }4 ^, s' X
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 o0 ]: T5 E1 Y9 w
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% _$ G- M* {0 x9 P4 M1 q* CIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ Y- x8 H1 C7 S1 k
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and' F. ?2 h( B8 Q# F( ]. p
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 w3 U O/ l8 y* Z+ Gprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,: n8 A( T2 i* O& G7 H
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and9 B* N$ s& G! S) _. w$ X
sat there looking on in silence.
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, P4 n( X/ u( q0 j) L! {/ OThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked+ I) ~8 p$ r5 q8 O& M8 Z: E
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter) n4 U/ e2 p. l! n9 V" \* u
with you? Why did you do that?'
8 ]0 u& k- P. T7 oThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 6 k. w' p. _( h7 U+ G. q
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your+ }! {: h9 O. s' y8 X3 r
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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