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8 a/ Q/ {1 w8 E) Lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ I- M& ?2 m* v, N% u0 y; \
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
- z& L7 ^" t3 K n. d- D$ y1 ^9 d8 hIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& z, I/ Y( C9 Q" j" a" ain the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
- X. g3 }$ x# b* }1 C6 ^. @" v! a5 Vcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
" a& e- v# i: U5 Z" _0 u& B, \professor was out cold.. a3 A8 n" P: V' r, z7 S
( G! a$ S& f @: r. i) UThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 e, p0 H/ b Z/ s) {1 z& _7 [5 C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 N# `5 s; @3 F) T. l
sat there looking on in silence. " ^( T8 t4 h/ ~3 h9 h6 L
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% [! ~9 i- ^( P/ {
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter( }5 ]; y" M L2 T5 A7 l2 N
with you? Why did you do that?'& G, E8 s2 V# J6 o9 k- v
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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# g- {4 x, `4 W7 }! [6 {$ ~Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
( F% p+ Y' L7 Z1 rright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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