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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and* r% h  W2 Y3 m: d% ]
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: t1 |% t8 ]6 r8 [4 H* ~
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier! e8 J/ o4 G/ f% `0 x
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
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professor was out cold.- z6 R3 H5 d) p
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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$ c3 }0 |" _8 dThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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/ ]5 Q9 B; |9 |with you? Why did you do that?'
, P7 K8 X+ D5 C# l3 DThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your; C$ D3 Q. E' j* |
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 8 s+ R6 o0 f2 r! @9 ~9 t6 Z( m5 U
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and' d& P* `; R7 w" M& o
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you9 a0 C) B1 }. X% D
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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4 h2 {3 c. S. L( q' _下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
: ^) o$ ?8 J2 jso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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