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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
5 f; ~; @ Q# I d1 L, I w! Jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ; f' Q9 B6 ^% q' j) Q! `
2 ]5 L$ Y; M" T9 p$ G: X# IThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop./ j) `' m& p+ o1 y7 R
1 R0 @1 {* v, q1 Y$ sTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here Q: G! j5 P% |$ H- y+ Z
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 l3 h: c0 e* b0 ~) J4 _* D$ DIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
% a7 f- v7 K2 P/ Z6 w! U6 uprofessor was out cold.- Q6 ^6 M* Q3 f; {& H2 d
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,% \3 {8 ]. Y u5 x6 S: b
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and+ {* n7 d* E. [; J$ M& ]% d0 t% g
sat there looking on in silence.
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3 g: @- K3 ?7 ~& d) [+ bThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked7 z5 X4 W' a: o7 e4 q
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ U; o' v2 M. k# |" N+ awith you? Why did you do that?'
0 C9 c' A/ p: n5 B2 B& U% e2 E& VThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ! C& s: W" M# ?$ O5 |9 X/ ~/ @
% ?; q+ B' w8 b* ^$ tCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
- c) p0 V9 }* t1 l" z Fright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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