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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and( |5 S( i/ @6 T6 J) W( H
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
5 q+ s- j; g% w" X, ]are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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: Z9 V+ k3 {/ r0 {; G4 l# C- SThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 D+ q0 E. k1 L( ain the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and+ _: ]6 Y) ?! G. y7 E
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
. F7 V+ \! S9 i7 k* rsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: d- m, ?. }; Q' d& U" v$ z6 esat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'7 k: c: P8 t* R4 N& h0 `
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' r6 J" m, ^( y ^' \
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
" X) _! h% [1 Kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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