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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and4 t# `& Y5 M0 r+ t. |
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, v6 @6 u" @ _) I2 k* Jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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( q# ~/ y+ t; ~6 Q3 }1 u& S( k9 {The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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" ~2 J" H0 H; p N( @0 \. DTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier9 ~% M1 k" ^+ Y& [7 t+ v v
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and6 g9 a( B9 P( m7 a" \& u& ]* I
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The0 b- @( i8 [; V. O; {
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
! j2 X I/ U9 P }9 J* B$ N9 Wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
\" V5 C% H# I: }; Q! _3 t% A( Msat there looking on in silence. ! O0 x7 U" u3 B! G4 K
3 v1 c/ d) d8 P7 [5 Z$ K, V- MThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 O8 z& i- M4 M, q( A. ^9 k; Xat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
, C# n- w8 h* k# bwith you? Why did you do that?'
: T m# ~8 U9 \ O* R* B7 x* DThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting & k2 f8 b! |' x! ^0 `4 f ~
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ \- i6 m' Q% m9 N- @4 iright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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