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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and8 e2 J+ g1 K* n
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 T! C: q0 Q2 R4 n2 F
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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+ C: u  E6 O5 \4 o# T) u$ W. tThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.$ T* L! j5 v2 R2 B& ^

/ K# L9 D- k4 v: p) ~Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
5 `! d- }$ v# b2 [% II am, God. I'm still waiting.' # ^- F* u$ A$ C
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
* U  V/ y2 x8 V$ Min the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and: O0 Z; h% O2 B' U8 d: I9 M5 t
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
6 F. x/ ~9 t8 B, z6 }1 q3 uprofessor was out cold.
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; H+ f; \' V+ n# n+ YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
) |0 E- Z) [7 `( Q+ k5 `5 Psilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and; @% \  j4 e1 b
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked" U5 w- o: T" a: }+ ~# a
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter) Y( P/ J3 N5 P: k
with you? Why did you do that?'% J; W1 f* Y' h
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
) z  o4 F: p4 ^$ ^3 EOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
' M0 z8 \) }. G+ Q# o) r1 p0 q" Xlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you" Q2 ]& u( K2 Z9 N5 E& H0 e
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......) b5 w; `+ i: p, f& y3 a
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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