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1 {' P5 {$ r! I) \! J( _looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
9 _2 X0 E( B7 T( H* q8 L0 R+ ?2 _( Fare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' + y6 e+ |- U1 [: u7 }% Z
, @* k0 s& v( V Q1 l% o5 Y7 }The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.4 o4 C( h x9 J
- l H; F5 L) {Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
" ?, i$ I7 W2 f3 hI am, God. I'm still waiting.' , E5 l% ~& z2 u5 M
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
( l# d+ s* H8 c8 ^7 t! S5 E( q- { jin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and: V5 C# X# r& H, l! D2 m0 j
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The! [! M) O2 M4 y, v4 C9 s1 W
professor was out cold.. ^' @1 k# o5 u1 s
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,# U3 s5 B! J+ C e
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
+ r2 ?6 @% d4 Csat there looking on in silence. 8 a. r+ O5 g5 T
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& l, v5 F* s/ v5 _3 `0 ?: ^
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
# ]" W+ r/ r/ p0 t( H: ewith you? Why did you do that?'
6 O% e O* B2 c0 Z+ F$ hThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting & C- t7 [. d9 y, P! F) L ?2 K
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your7 ]% Z& y5 c+ k+ \0 i
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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