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" o4 X" ~% I7 P2 r% X. R$ tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you: U& T$ L: L6 D+ ?! D2 U. _
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 8 T# b! O. O! ~ Y/ W5 l5 V; G
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.# }1 t j7 }( h) p; E' D3 r3 D( m
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here5 m, P$ y: v$ `1 ^2 u
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 7 s3 ~& M n0 B5 w- Y& [4 {- `
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier% x7 b! W, A X& t
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# v/ d4 t) P& t7 Z( g1 _6 Ycold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The2 x9 q2 c# J5 ^
professor was out cold.* ^5 y5 v: o& C( G9 Y9 q4 A+ G
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,! f$ g# |) k4 q9 V- x& r
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" x8 X& I( }9 a- Q
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
/ |+ o4 ]( I: Rat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' V& x0 H2 {0 d3 k4 o+ v) wwith you? Why did you do that?'
; W* O7 ^: u. ~3 J1 Y- C* z, j v$ `' kThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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