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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and2 ?' d( ]0 x: z& n( n/ m# A
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you3 U* W7 x. i! h
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' + i1 e3 j2 o* c' X
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ e2 u# L7 y( {  ^; q
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' & F' m+ i: [/ ?' {2 H" v5 X
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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/ `( |2 b9 v% a" lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The+ {  a5 E7 K1 p. i
professor was out cold.' m+ Z  j$ g, S1 m  Q' V" j

3 r) `) D4 B6 I% Z) l# \The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 |& h0 _5 b  X$ E2 e" ?
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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1 B2 g2 N6 _- A8 h, lThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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  m" a- T+ c+ }& Fwith you? Why did you do that?'
. M/ H2 }1 G/ o" TThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting # @7 s! R/ P' \0 @

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" d2 T: i; g9 X9 ?( rright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
. ]! y  _$ H; x+ a. LOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
& z* H& S/ c0 {& Clooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ E9 B: p! W/ h) f, X! B( L& ]& ]are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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' j" s4 s% S" \下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......' }' ]2 v" C+ A0 Y1 m$ f% [
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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