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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and* C. G7 r+ N4 r' y* v
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 |% V( [: M5 ? j
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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6 d/ C D6 ~9 e5 z: |* q; ^The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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% c6 K* f. G9 \) NTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
# b) S# }, q4 W R* N" AI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 ~ V' t( j! TIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier, h/ g8 c7 d! \! B- q9 I
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! T/ D! s% }4 g6 ^) Gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The* V( C2 q9 H8 U7 k' @( M$ @& g
professor was out cold.
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, ]+ t' X6 p9 x( _1 Y2 d0 A8 @The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
2 s x/ I6 J# H |* ]silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# U1 U. w1 ~# G: ssat there looking on in silence. & y/ L8 l# z2 M- A: i* a& y
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" X$ L. N9 [1 ?: U1 r* O. Pat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ j3 d. l7 B3 y4 R- ewith you? Why did you do that?'
5 ], [" Y5 p2 n5 t5 tThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " b' S3 l0 a+ C7 N* X
6 G; j3 V- D! b7 fCanadian soldiers who are protecting your: V% _5 e' V+ E5 s) a i- J9 o
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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