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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you* r5 [6 Q+ `. B: ?
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' % o, C% j$ o9 Y+ V ?$ f
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.% }; K5 k! N5 p1 _6 x" d
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 e) C' @6 T( k( y o
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ' s8 |1 V$ g q: n3 C$ i* `9 ~0 O) k
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
% R# V4 L4 \4 ?! W y# H( s% v4 N; Gin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( t q4 a9 w" p" p0 q7 jcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. n" F) t9 _2 f0 s3 V7 e( gprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 Q! {& R9 C' ?8 x$ }3 L8 z3 }silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
3 l: g7 n" |# a& |" psat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
( c7 {7 C5 ?1 [/ u0 F! W) {' k7 jat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter! o$ `) a0 G' e* F7 o j R9 ]
with you? Why did you do that?'
/ S4 N6 b& [* f: mThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting / x, B. g2 D+ F4 k3 S
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your6 h3 |* @) O* F& `
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