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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
& _2 S* {; U$ J) Jlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 I$ }1 T# w# V- Z9 t
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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! } R1 j% r1 j' ]4 b! NTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier* ~: Z- i% E0 N9 b7 M$ g& q1 z
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
8 C; `8 \$ r" m, |/ L+ ^ L8 lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 c- q8 I& Q9 p+ c. i3 ?
professor was out cold.
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4 ` a2 M) D ~% Q( k8 O9 fThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,- F: K9 k( i, M' h0 s' N, f
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and+ x" g+ R3 D, h2 l! W% e8 Q
sat there looking on in silence. % O( E8 u/ C9 D* k/ W1 W# x
; ]7 \7 a- C7 \0 l0 uThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% e- A+ c+ R6 ], R- B) T6 T1 P, y
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
5 p8 t2 C& t: _% p4 nwith you? Why did you do that?'! ^# _1 l7 W: a: l* \( a
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your4 P( W9 [, u5 s0 Q4 s
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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