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% D/ f1 Z3 g4 s& Z: llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you6 T: ?3 t/ v6 l- x; i* l
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: A/ z1 Y! Q! R2 v% E+ y! b
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 @4 U( J# {& ?5 A0 V- CIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier* B* [$ {7 u; e* O. B* @
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and; {' H3 a6 E# j+ z% g# A6 P) u" L
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 J3 D: [# { U/ E8 [; R1 C
professor was out cold.) V: ]* u" l+ Y2 r+ h) T5 C4 \3 l9 ^
0 w, C- M, y/ g+ h3 ]The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there," U, p9 H' a3 R* s8 Y
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and+ }% K) \* t5 W8 x. O+ o3 m
sat there looking on in silence.
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% `# i1 C- ~ A+ h9 x+ `5 l' j& ^0 TThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
# z5 B) U* O2 @at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
4 P% I! Q; M5 }with you? Why did you do that?'
( R4 m1 A4 a6 y- B1 M; iThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 R: ?6 o$ a/ ~: y W; D( C M$ a
# G* s6 j( W9 n% w+ X! |+ CCanadian soldiers who are protecting your) r- Q+ v$ b% z8 M
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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