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( g" j' j: I1 V, u' Q5 U. c/ ~9 Z0 Blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ E' F& S w8 l( A8 @9 y' \are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
: u7 K* `6 S! z- ]7 r0 xI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
+ s5 R; m+ W( l$ I3 |) sIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier/ |' ^# F/ v; c# e- j3 o6 F, p6 P
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and$ q/ z6 ~" q \ c
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
+ |: E( Z5 `4 B; E9 H4 Y3 jprofessor was out cold.) ^8 b! x8 x7 w! H! Q3 A7 H
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
: }) g: V# w* u" {1 Z3 n. dsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and6 _1 Q, c/ S s* e
sat there looking on in silence. 0 W" l- B; K, M2 x+ z2 W$ {- ]) [$ O
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked8 e$ k3 x& `1 F- _
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
o0 R* J% y9 h: W8 I$ p. pwith you? Why did you do that?'
1 e" e' H6 B; V7 PThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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+ T. m& l' a" L jCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
' r. l" w0 U$ P; s6 F: D7 ^right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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