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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and% s* ^" r0 S7 j( n
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you6 b2 W. F( T$ d2 Q" V/ f' y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 4 s* E; n+ T$ i3 v( o
' y5 j C9 \7 VThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.4 U" j: g+ F- }* S
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here! H/ P* J/ W4 j# J* j; e2 e- {4 f
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' E& f i& l9 v4 f: o
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' h; F7 X' i+ Y. H, b3 S( e( W, i6 b
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and7 m- f$ y: Q/ k6 Z2 h. H. ?
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 V! J* T" a6 ?2 V: a
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& W9 Y) G8 k3 u4 {) Esilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
8 L3 [* I- o2 e- k- ysat there looking on in silence. ) L$ S# K( [5 d. R) o' e4 z7 t. o, E2 k
/ V- S" C! D; a s1 F- {) _2 l9 A- cThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% n9 ~' g+ j% a9 l
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter. y, ?# Y' |4 D2 V8 V
with you? Why did you do that?'
' m& ? O6 ]- j6 BThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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: j! w: B, K% ^# q/ `! xCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
5 W4 y, t5 _$ {1 i, m. g kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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