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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and8 H' l; \( f' p" U0 q5 d  o
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 R% J! q9 \- I  s' a) Y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 9 V4 O! c- m  ?2 G
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 G: v. _# D1 d& {

9 t2 V* {& x$ W  a* f' dTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
- @" F6 |1 O& dI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
5 S4 ^. d8 b6 \It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- M9 Z) r; w' G1 Z+ G7 K, }
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
: _' A7 `8 x% \" ]8 x' v" \3 wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 Z, Q3 ~" ?0 i2 r5 Oprofessor was out cold.
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0 f  Y& x+ h6 j0 }The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& V9 F& v% R5 i# I$ {silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and: U& e/ h: z- b% p+ C2 M
sat there looking on in silence. 1 L. O+ K' U! X& o: j& q
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked" F; G1 F  g- [
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
& b8 O& @' h0 K" L& d4 s: M! Wwith you? Why did you do that?'
! I( Z- O8 M# zThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting $ b1 D' g3 w( [& w* W- d

; F+ K  I# J. _; {& MCanadian soldiers who are protecting your0 \; }5 S5 g& O1 O$ c& Z' y) [" s
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
4 P8 }" o" [0 ^3 t6 z0 ~One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 a6 c+ N$ h* Y# r: Nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you& I* L3 G8 r% x, X9 F. o
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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1 f% k' i* {5 y0 u3 e下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
; A% k# n/ f5 @0 E1 Q1 K4 kso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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