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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and6 e0 h0 e$ C* u5 w1 z1 ]7 d: r6 r, S  q
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: h9 P# w7 g+ ]9 n8 ?0 Q+ {9 nare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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+ C& U2 I! v" p$ oThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 y% b1 w* R) M( d5 H1 Z
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' . k6 E/ B$ F0 q' X  n5 s
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
7 K, n5 T2 d1 w% X4 a7 F  Fin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and. E/ c* R+ L9 a7 [) E9 x
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The8 V5 G0 d: R: e
professor was out cold.
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+ f- s/ b8 A7 n, r3 x0 @The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,4 B$ [# g9 J3 ~7 e- @% u
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 R& J6 U9 v! F6 L- ]" c, r  {, L4 eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; Q% k( F2 n+ c* ~with you? Why did you do that?'
2 y% b! x, ~5 D0 BThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your1 e! Q2 ^6 ^8 D+ z! ~
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
+ C3 c( ~; V& \- M* sOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
9 G- d1 a# a+ U- {+ r' R4 K( Tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
& r1 g& M9 _* e0 p$ w( Jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......- q! t( o# h% ^! P( A8 a& E. U: ?) @2 x
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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