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( y7 M1 S- H3 T6 ~* h. x9 Z% Q; nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you5 |. {7 K! a/ H2 a, R4 p) B
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ) i- o- `0 k+ ~* h
+ k0 O$ c( m: c) AThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
2 Z! {$ e% c8 v/ d1 z d( f% a% cI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 L4 G/ g* I. F$ W% x# A7 I1 |9 o4 mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ d, o% W6 h/ W& }
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# J/ x. [! _# Z) k, q
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The5 l3 w) s- t7 {" d& a5 {
professor was out cold.4 k3 h! v. l, @# g1 F
5 @! S* y7 T8 b8 F. x- p- hThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% P5 V( X- ~& J. m3 m( |silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and; ]# p$ M. N8 V) D, K1 |
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked6 k' B" d0 u( A+ V- o
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; z/ }" j+ n6 E6 Iwith you? Why did you do that?'
3 b( u( e `+ g2 [6 n4 V4 V5 O; yThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting & _) }3 T8 j( j* Z! G0 { L
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your& Q: ?* G$ ?, a/ F! W
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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