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3 A1 B- U/ R3 K) g# Jlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) X' J% x( W& n% r+ Z0 @8 qin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# W/ H# m n9 p# \2 ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
3 n. L8 C2 h g3 Y" `professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,' h4 `6 [6 [: j+ G
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and( ?8 r( d0 z3 ^' u9 A
sat there looking on in silence.
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; D0 B5 T0 M% _The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 ^' H# f1 J2 K8 H
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter, D( Q% J# o! h+ o. U
with you? Why did you do that?'
) q N1 w- H8 t2 X: l. H% IThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting - e0 [8 y( E% U6 ]6 U" u# C
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
* a8 i U, Z6 ?- pright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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