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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
: B2 B) W0 R( {/ ?% R+ \) u# clooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you( N% P- r1 b2 k: B) \4 V8 M3 R1 e
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / a$ S) a, L- E: T, H$ J

0 A7 ?. a$ ^. o  v# V, yThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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& q, H( ^9 u7 sTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here  F0 P; _$ P' Y+ s2 n
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 [9 K0 b( X$ v9 }It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# j9 a4 O8 \2 }2 V4 W& [
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 ~# a5 i' d0 ~: R1 e7 ncold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The" @' C! W2 p& r; o- r8 k
professor was out cold.& x' d& f4 }% f; _2 U5 l
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" f. f% ]" ^1 P' K! x8 E6 |silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* ~5 h. d$ _1 U. r% A. J; j$ Y8 l  R
sat there looking on in silence. & o; I8 t( b, W/ h4 i; @8 q
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ p. U* F$ X- o( ]+ _! x
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ Y! s6 x% R* C/ |with you? Why did you do that?'
0 `# [6 m  d$ y. W! a) OThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 T' ^; i  |% r
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your. I! r8 m1 F* T% _( b
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
/ J3 e# k7 Z, u$ dOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
9 f: n9 r" E1 L& r1 Qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you6 z# U9 T  M) O' d/ A
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
0 \9 N9 v, x9 B! Rso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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