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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you4 M" }, C5 u0 d/ p
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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/ a1 X4 n ^( m# n3 VThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.+ T9 }, O `) \( b$ _% `
5 f0 W2 r3 k& U. m0 W$ C) Q. h# b% NTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
5 E% w- x+ M; {2 e5 UI am, God. I'm still waiting.' . n3 K" N$ v5 ^2 P2 A* b
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 |2 Z/ s* [* L& A" P
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and0 q& ?6 R% S; r. L, }# i' o) k
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% T- e# ~) ]3 F) q
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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2 c. g8 h( s, M: n# |sat there looking on in silence.
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) o& I" T* ]# I3 @" tThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked' J+ H$ `4 L/ p
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter- A* ]" _' p! L0 [7 F+ \
with you? Why did you do that?'
6 X P) L8 c2 Q' pThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your) Z/ o8 F! ~, q/ D: A* U& I6 }$ b
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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