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4 ^' I1 E+ C9 M1 W$ D: ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ F- s$ A% j% `. t( E/ j' ?4 pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / ~* _- W6 t9 i6 v3 k% d
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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1 P; E* W; L6 ?" f3 Q: |) j4 UTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
4 C/ \( Z2 v, ~& m- mI am, God. I'm still waiting.' , ]4 ^# |. q' T: y6 W; y: U
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- s1 Y$ t$ g5 R; |- E6 m7 g( i
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
3 Z6 O X+ S. B; y6 Ecold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- @& ~- x4 Z p+ v
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,: X+ {3 n: E: B
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
6 ^& e$ v8 w' \& I! Nsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked; Z5 n: I3 X, O N7 A
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter1 L- w- [" A$ K9 N+ ^9 e( b
with you? Why did you do that?': q; d; m* u" E" V' r
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 1 @. e: N/ f9 U: N$ e# W4 k
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your5 ]# v p$ L; E& m H7 f
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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