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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
7 j" B' D: B) {% l$ [1 `are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.1 I1 o' j+ g$ u& }3 R
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
& J F+ V" [$ b7 u, U" `I am, God. I'm still waiting.' / x6 w( W* [4 z2 A* M: S
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
* k) H) y* n2 l- |& rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and$ M d0 K) y- c0 d0 X
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 d4 b# K) M. j" p$ ?- jprofessor was out cold.
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, Q& q, m9 k7 h/ EThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,( W# _# ?$ G2 Z' Y! b
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% _5 m' b/ W# X9 k" l
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked* V2 j" }' ~9 l1 H; e% |$ x- T: L1 n# b
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter, ]9 B8 w/ G+ q- q8 W7 @; ^ f6 H- s" u6 x
with you? Why did you do that?'
+ t5 M* D" ]! R1 a) yThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting / _$ d1 M1 {/ Z) @+ T2 n* f% d
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
( i% x R' o3 Cright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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