God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ A8 ?0 ^2 S6 s) a: _looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# H; {  X& l$ D- o2 o$ _5 MIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 X4 e, v' @& H/ q0 d! fin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) t# w& i1 T& O" pcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

* {4 {8 a  v- {! f7 eThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
0 Y$ ]; x1 b  V! asilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
, |6 t0 V5 ~4 R9 `sat there looking on in silence.

3 `( k3 t- a5 h3 l# p3 k7 yThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
* U: V7 r8 p) p1 EThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

$ F: O% r% M: WCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
8 z% ?/ O2 g4 M5 }right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
* o( s8 m5 a  ~% }9 h6 AOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

  n$ Q% @% M% |$ m下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
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yayoyeyu

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