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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and. G, Q6 a. r7 B- q3 c7 ]- B7 u
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% R  _! {/ F7 L, K) E# ~
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ' {* Q' h9 L. z! A
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier: k! r" w# [0 C: |: m. @6 C2 Q
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 P' ^  h- l5 T' x0 v
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The+ D6 j/ i0 M& l% e) J4 h
professor was out cold.$ p9 I" c2 a/ \' ?& T; g
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 T: ]! J2 ^& ssilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and6 J9 j+ k0 |( b% W' M3 o+ U" `" c: u' S
sat there looking on in silence. ( U! W1 E% `  S1 G2 s* j  b
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked  [6 k5 `+ b% J3 V  i, S
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter8 B" ^! V6 ~+ x' q$ T! l+ M5 f
with you? Why did you do that?'9 ], a$ z3 `1 {8 d$ \2 x# }+ k
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting - I4 l' w+ Q1 n/ k# i% ~" X  Z

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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ) S6 P# T8 h% f& m
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and9 t5 l5 }% w; M* O" w9 G
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 ^; z. I5 U' C7 ?are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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* y1 R* n2 j! I, S/ ]; T/ d下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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