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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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5 ?8 f( _$ ~6 I* j# ]Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ y0 r/ ], ^; H
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ! I1 P% I+ E1 u* T' x% s3 z* h
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The7 ]7 x3 L. h+ `' X) a
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. S4 c% H; x2 \1 p# g
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked) ~3 X) ]4 L- n. _0 B& v
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
% }) I! B5 A5 _4 \with you? Why did you do that?'6 C! z5 K, q9 S: t
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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