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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and1 v9 {% F: _- h0 t( |: v: F5 x0 U
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you7 j1 q6 i; Q" Q1 j6 Z  F* r
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / A" Y2 |4 `, K, f0 A! @

8 D8 w1 D7 b+ @* H! [+ [6 W8 K. nThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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* ?, e6 N/ Z$ g$ dTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ a+ t7 S0 y0 @# j; n! _, W0 VI am, God. I'm still waiting.' # g( r3 S1 @8 |
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier* o# {2 P9 a. J. k: G6 t
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 p7 [' j7 b3 B) d8 H# B  s
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( j2 k$ i3 d- j! w% w* Gprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
: E( M, N( W6 s( Csilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# t. Z( F6 `( ]sat there looking on in silence. 4 l/ d: X8 S* B$ U
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. n. T! O7 r$ \0 {! i5 S. e4 j, p, Nat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 b; X) Z; O9 K9 M" l9 r
with you? Why did you do that?') ~2 M/ ]0 B* @! b. c
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting & S% e: ]0 G) @% ^) ]7 K: N

3 o5 e$ m/ m- L% _Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
( w; i8 @5 o8 D' V) qright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ! C: I! x2 O8 X; g5 I1 {# D& _7 b
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and. z& V' F- a* c& l+ @- Z" H
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
  d& b& m7 n1 Q" Sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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/ z& i3 u0 r% ^* K6 T3 t0 f* i) K下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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