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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and2 i% h. x: V$ [. [; b
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you3 F2 X5 z) p. T0 A
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 6 R' [$ \1 _! \- c1 r0 h2 ~

- C6 n& L8 w2 G9 B/ B0 ~& qThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ j( W2 N* R6 Q7 }
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' - ]5 U* [; q8 K( ?% c9 y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ V- f0 X" O* q  ^
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
9 D6 e# }- t0 A* k7 c; Ccold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The* b& R4 _; u3 H& \, d0 z2 a
professor was out cold." v5 G/ o0 g) I( Z0 p0 r5 y5 {
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 n. p( s$ q$ e- F1 ]9 z
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* F9 w6 i: J4 b6 Z# O
sat there looking on in silence. 2 i4 J6 D  a. J* e! ]
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
9 L7 c1 U! o4 G+ ~at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 I. k5 i4 C; U8 ~6 u, Bwith you? Why did you do that?'
4 |0 z" y7 O- t# u( RThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your3 K+ I# `4 r8 N# v
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
/ Z, L/ Q3 R% o# Z, pOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and/ J9 e- j! P+ z! ~- {8 i' Z
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you/ s! {6 S3 q  Y* }' b2 O& s
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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