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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 i c) P! @" p4 A$ z8 B; e* K
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' * q0 X/ q7 `8 C J2 j
( @0 n9 A% h6 Z7 W' {) z2 zThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop., O) ^& z# }% h
& Q& F$ z+ K$ ~0 {Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here9 F% @9 a8 k a9 I1 c
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ; c% i5 R, l1 S4 U ~# h
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& D1 ], Y$ ?3 S3 B$ rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 U* b! W( J! j$ L) R7 Lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
$ ?0 \5 x7 x, i% ~( Sprofessor was out cold./ l5 _+ r S4 d' U" ~
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" p9 k" k+ B# Y# }: J6 O: P; }silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 H" g2 q! l/ ^- \" @sat there looking on in silence. ; Q6 B& a. [- s0 ~
* r9 z# S$ q& c7 hThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked# x1 c8 x$ @2 D' s4 b
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter8 Z; Y) l) G( {9 U$ i8 e( M
with you? Why did you do that?'
% q* V$ v2 l M# PThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting m" x5 \. S2 {6 c" k ~& D
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
' W. D, H/ ~' tright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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