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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: h9 P# w7 g+ ]9 n8 ?0 Q+ {9 nare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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+ C& U2 I! v" p$ oThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 y% b1 w* R) M( d5 H1 Z
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' . k6 E/ B$ F0 q' X n5 s
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
7 K, n5 T2 d1 w% X4 a7 F Fin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and. E/ c* R+ L9 a7 [) E9 x
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The8 V5 G0 d: R: e
professor was out cold.
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+ f- s/ b8 A7 n, r3 x0 @The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,4 B$ [# g9 J3 ~7 e- @% u
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- c. m4 \! g1 b) z' k" Ssat there looking on in silence. ' y) g9 J' [. D" F
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 R& J6 U9 v! F6 L- ]" c, r {, L4 eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; Q% k( F2 n+ c* ~with you? Why did you do that?'
2 y% b! x, ~5 D0 BThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your1 e! Q2 ^6 ^8 D+ z! ~
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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