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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% q9 Z, U! @* D1 s* H3 ?, z( xare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 0 a2 ~- O* y$ Y8 O
7 o' w% o9 b: g; ZThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 s; X# S! }, O% l1 X
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
" T8 W* b5 M# fI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
9 F* A! R: ]6 }It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
2 D+ e7 \" |. J b9 n% Iin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
2 W( x5 Y/ ~" X. z4 V6 r1 N+ l" fcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
/ s2 z M) }' P: S8 b5 I" z' u0 a4 mprofessor was out cold.& [. w4 V' \" [3 _0 y6 @+ E3 _
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,' h. i* I v) s
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 l; c$ j5 c) O1 z. Q& z% [sat there looking on in silence. 1 ?, l+ Z L' W7 Q* J
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 K2 a1 ~/ o H7 U, A: sat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. Z. K3 X! u+ qwith you? Why did you do that?'
; G7 J% H0 L, H2 ?The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting # i: u9 o' K: P8 ?- B5 G# W
O9 A2 ~- v/ v1 UCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
$ V/ {6 V: T0 _3 L8 Iright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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