God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
7 J$ n- [2 U& f' F; C( C5 blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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( R' j/ X, x5 }7 R" R" ITen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
1 Z$ A! {. u  z6 F0 E! H, tI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
- H  l) \+ P5 D7 ^  qin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# A4 X. }: c9 A3 Qcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
# t1 j, Q: |6 _* s; jprofessor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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; }: d8 v/ X. k  M: {The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 @- y8 m" L  [- T8 x8 ?: n& bat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' o) J( V' r' I, ^3 v. Y7 x+ [with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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/ T% t8 Z9 j0 ?4 n8 |" D8 eCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
! M, k, ^+ u8 {* B+ w5 ^3 Y3 |right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
& [/ @: Y+ U% qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: x3 H8 i+ B: }! P' Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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0 C. f  x, m' m7 G下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
, D) T) U& l3 n' |* z8 gso true...

yayoyeyu

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