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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
" h- r2 b0 ]1 o+ o, A; elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( h9 r7 X7 G; p0 n2 Pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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: v8 U% K  ?8 c' Z9 J, `The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( F. G4 O6 [4 Z5 j( i
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and4 P% Y+ A( u0 K% ?* ?
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The. ]  |# E5 f$ f7 k8 p0 l) j( a
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. ( [  {8 O' N, `9 l! n7 \

! i5 k& f$ [# ^The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
4 X2 I0 N+ i+ T) D- T6 f; o8 l* Gat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ n, F; Z& F) p$ H4 \* Z2 T; ]5 \. H: ~with you? Why did you do that?'
1 x5 K- X& P" T9 @The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 S8 }3 K: q4 T+ J- {4 lright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 & ], g5 [$ u; n* d
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
1 o3 ^0 }- w3 B% i8 ~/ }# i! Nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; e% g4 {4 }: q- Eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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) g% {( h. F0 G9 N1 h3 [下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......' R  B  I0 W: m1 o" p. _
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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