God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- N/ Y" x' b* x8 `8 z% F/ b: \7 w* Aare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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* o  T- e% `+ L  h& EThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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. p/ ]$ R" u1 U' V  iTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# O- _: M0 d% P1 K5 ecold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
$ m' J. s7 ~: F% Z; m5 Kprofessor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
0 j0 l# ?2 x3 I* `  f* W2 Msilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- U0 y0 R; d6 q7 Csat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
( Z8 ^3 J( }( c( O& C) rwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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0 [) U& T3 ^7 H8 x2 b, ACanadian soldiers who are protecting your
3 z2 r" H" y- S7 Wright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
& i! r- V  [0 k8 ?9 e1 L2 o% Vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

2 r) L; ^  X4 `/ j4 Y* ?下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
' D8 |( [& {- t8 m" pso true...

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