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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you5 [. N3 P) G; G: q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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2 ^% p* r6 O1 V" M( z' {The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop. W! y! t' J) _/ a
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: Y C( @0 x0 r, L0 z/ v; t0 \* }
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' % m9 ?% ~# m: m: I" F
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
* t, K2 |( z0 Pin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
9 Y* T: Y: O1 g( M1 gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The# G2 k7 L4 }7 E6 `$ i' N
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,2 P" |5 C/ K0 T+ v
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: k; h* z0 E: z; V. }9 L- Msat there looking on in silence.
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( ~4 A& [3 e2 m1 h. m) yThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, ^3 Z& R# P* {3 y& ] t- j
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter+ G) F0 v$ A# l9 T
with you? Why did you do that?'1 Z: M) c" u! x! P
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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8 F1 d1 s. Z$ d- y* gCanadian soldiers who are protecting your2 c( ^1 K7 G& ?+ Q) g$ P. u
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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