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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and; V: j  N" v) ~  Y: ]) N
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 S4 q) w/ T/ H0 P1 M2 J7 b3 B4 p+ {
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' $ y/ L- ~2 _( L) h) ~* Z  k0 {5 y

& [1 L" S7 C7 `) U. iThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.4 w) W" d) `( p/ N

1 z: k3 o5 L- k' b& @Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 I4 X+ D0 P4 L8 u! P/ r7 w
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' / _8 v5 M% o2 |1 r* d/ `
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' R- D9 q2 }* ]
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 ~0 W4 b9 q# v" B
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The; C) T) q6 j/ v1 N5 V8 j/ o
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 O( c1 j0 r3 B; Z' S
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
; P, W  B, T% P/ f: Q; Z' U& zsat there looking on in silence.
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9 m& H- H* }" R2 w8 oThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 X  F& a9 r4 d
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter, X% Q: q) M0 }& p. d
with you? Why did you do that?'/ q2 V5 K% W) \& j) e% Z  L
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting - }7 }- F  g& r8 w; {  }7 I

: _$ q* j. g+ M: kCanadian soldiers who are protecting your' A8 O) v1 }  m+ L, m3 {
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 5 y! I- M) L8 j8 n8 E0 y
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and" O9 r6 L0 t8 m" o2 k! L
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you9 t3 |7 B- b. R! Q' D  f$ ]
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......0 J  [: Y8 k5 S/ j) V0 |9 ?6 f. D
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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