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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- ~! e4 ^( d/ f# iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ) n) A4 r% s6 d! l' Z7 p' F$ v
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.+ i7 D+ \# \; t: f, t+ E- W, G
2 r6 {- H0 R, j! Z, ?Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ Z! n% f. \ h; G, A0 E% ~/ G! _2 II am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 r- n2 v5 ~/ p. _& s% rIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier0 ~) y' M O: n. C8 ^0 Y
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 V# a; k$ ?5 j* h" ?/ ?: ~ zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The; W; m8 ]( ~ \! F6 r2 g& y6 ~6 [
professor was out cold. y# d% m) e6 G0 Q: C# G* h
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
6 }6 g5 s9 C6 L7 Fsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 G' V, E1 r) w6 qsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked6 Y9 y( {- h' r
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
3 Y! f+ |5 e; Zwith you? Why did you do that?'# P6 l. O7 P3 s* m% X1 W
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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/ w+ @! q; z, q% m2 K* x! K( C" CCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
- }2 p& ~1 @9 `+ }2 S8 m; rright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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