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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you& f; U% H& R! f2 [
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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7 G( L5 g% x& a; s. u4 UThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here% S9 x x1 u! A. E+ H& [. u: }+ O8 a6 e
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 b- E. {1 K( O4 J
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# \. X* ~9 K; }: `6 Q+ f
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and' J( _2 U) F6 j% s7 Q1 W4 h
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,( b% a8 D, K" _$ r0 P3 q- M: R
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
1 b7 M3 j0 e1 M% C( J$ Esat there looking on in silence.
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) d: y% @" e. D+ }* @- p7 UThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 s- d5 Z2 e4 h; U$ Y
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
: ^# z" W% v% a0 Q- ? a* F) qwith you? Why did you do that?'& L3 Z1 @& m: z4 W8 g' ^; G) ^. K4 W y
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 4 O2 M& o' p4 p4 v
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
- F7 K5 [8 z6 B) f/ ]) N, Q/ I* Tright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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