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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and2 y! |$ \5 b) u. I' m3 m
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
& _5 ~, z5 f2 L9 K0 vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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( S  V. Z2 Z* eThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.0 `$ D8 T# M' T, y9 _- }! H
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here3 n3 V" N5 V/ E4 i
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* Z  t! g1 S* u7 g! @; c" mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier4 s: P9 c$ j2 B7 C
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and+ z7 ~- t5 @/ M% s* y1 p
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 a( `& f& n8 j
professor was out cold./ p# D, g/ P* V0 X3 K& A- J

. r9 ?' t( V9 n/ D7 N% uThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,6 E2 B1 j, L) O* U; X/ ~( }/ m
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and4 g% j/ |( H/ {7 L
sat there looking on in silence.
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" `% R$ r8 V( x- M& YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked( h# f+ t) _% T+ T) y" x$ [
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter  J! Y3 `9 U( W3 j
with you? Why did you do that?'9 X  y0 \  d9 e1 M# {+ }
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
" c+ Z$ i: t4 TOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
) Y4 v# V7 N) Wlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you. c* J2 U0 K& U* Q$ A/ j9 N
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
8 B& u# d& D$ ?( bso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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