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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
9 S: Q; Y1 k7 @2 @+ Blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 W/ N7 |: O0 i& j+ s
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 0 ?% g# @( V3 X

' _6 C- @; |& w5 ^& \" N+ l- GThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.0 P8 |* {6 n, R: {

& D) t" f4 P+ w% \% |Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: c8 g4 F9 H! A$ {. r5 @3 S  a4 D
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
$ c$ d- _" d' N" x: Q3 r1 dIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ g. Z* X4 [" ^* J/ g2 F
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 E3 ^" L& Q& k0 @3 r$ u
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The) a5 ^5 u% K; q* E
professor was out cold., {2 G7 m" K& l. m/ Z
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
+ X2 P6 c6 o" A, j+ Zsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
% l+ M7 r# g5 T7 K% [sat there looking on in silence.
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8 i$ i, E4 O/ IThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. P+ P3 ?* f# d4 P0 yat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 n& E( \' b& t
with you? Why did you do that?'$ F/ I- c3 ?% f6 u" V
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 5 K6 ~1 G$ P( m/ `3 {9 R/ p+ Y. A
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and, ~6 V) s7 H+ k, `4 _0 Y2 u
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* B0 T; D( {6 _% A, X$ _% J8 Fare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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  q# M% G$ t2 ~. I5 S下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha....... f; S. b9 F% o8 L5 C$ i
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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