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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and# A/ |4 i* ?. N. f
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 I5 i; _" n; ]( X3 Q: b$ j% {are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' " z2 L- Z+ n& @! ^+ g

5 a; c% A, n' QThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
7 ^6 L4 g* v! a# m' Din the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
% j$ [0 C* W; b. W3 `cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
) P# v6 V: m. P% oprofessor was out cold.
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7 K# Q. B2 |; aThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ j# s" P# F3 n  V0 W: |silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
) T5 e8 `! Y! ^- {. U% Gsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'
/ q! T  G% X+ N: I0 K" S1 iThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your& Z6 i8 ~9 L# b" j9 A$ r
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
( U; Z- K9 Z; V! q$ S) A6 mOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
- L( @# d/ a& j6 W: olooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- `1 G% Z6 K6 ^8 F& y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
& T1 J, d* i% t! N) {/ Qso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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