God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
4 r4 A* ?. `7 L2 b' C5 y! klooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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9 j+ J& {1 l0 |3 A2 RTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
) @  Y  k2 i& b- q$ H: m4 KI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' e: c* O( ]1 Y; r3 CIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
0 L5 M3 z9 K: rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
+ y7 ]+ w; j1 s! ucold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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2 G# M3 N( X- \- t0 X/ U+ O' D  [+ HThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% z1 G2 ~1 Z9 Q% I  j- m2 m: {silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
* s% c$ e8 R1 Qat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
+ ?& f! g6 E( z( z/ ~The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
5 f, x9 P! v: n# D' MOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 ~3 L' G1 G, L4 T( Y2 r7 x* @are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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9 B$ t9 R+ u9 T) ?2 o下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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