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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
0 F( z0 o' x2 }: w; _looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( J# }" f1 q! A+ J* }are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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3 n! U. }& r8 K  O/ S. UThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* }& C" B( V* z' |

' C' E7 X& L6 h' D+ e3 d9 ]Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
1 a. M0 k6 s0 {! n9 D+ `I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
! c" ]2 e7 ?" B) V. uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& z7 X- b' u$ V. Y" o7 A  q$ `in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
& L6 Y0 @6 f$ zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
1 N) C. X0 t0 j! E. W( hprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
7 d8 o* n! k) M$ _. Gsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 G) y2 q+ i) f2 K- o5 j$ O
sat there looking on in silence.
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+ Q% K8 h* q8 i0 U4 k: c) SThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" @. v( Q6 B! ^( n6 Z3 Gat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
! g2 o9 m/ @) y. [with you? Why did you do that?'
- J, M1 s$ t: c4 ~$ l0 h) dThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting * v2 ^. P3 Q/ I2 B9 r

$ ~0 |" w0 H( h1 A5 h8 ZCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
) D5 Z/ `3 L: b* j( h5 lright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
- u4 g* S, |/ H6 |One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
" z  k2 B) c; o" ^. T. T7 A# Cso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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