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4 \9 { ?% x, v. u* P& p/ L1 Llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
# H2 ?* ~2 `9 z+ P1 o3 z/ O+ l& iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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* g1 |1 `' M* ^$ T' U. ]* lThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 C& q: ?5 L3 Q8 m6 _( uI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 2 P3 `2 y) Q7 @2 |
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
8 }+ C* z% @6 d2 t- S6 @in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and0 R$ f% A( }) D
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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& R+ q& s A: `" }$ B; IThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# x; c4 W8 \2 n; ^$ Xsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and' b) L! c/ W7 _, U. S" q
sat there looking on in silence. " h2 W6 b! _2 i$ i& `4 W
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked3 ]/ y! `4 i; C* Y1 j( I
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter3 N3 n. }! `* L* F/ r0 {' L' Z
with you? Why did you do that?'
H% C, G; ?; D; \The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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