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I! s: o4 A0 m8 ylooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you' l J) N3 B: ]$ x2 o- A3 O9 s
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - p" ~6 J9 z) `/ m: f$ X
3 F1 G* ?" }2 K T2 c6 o' zThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.8 @6 f" J k' v+ O3 B+ [9 O) e
1 A, M. S3 o* M6 BTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here% a3 O2 a \; x, p6 P" W2 P
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' , k* R) f" M- n
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier6 e5 t8 R% v) w# U1 V
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; u7 u& y. z4 F+ l3 E$ dcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The) j) `# V, Y( }* r& ?2 x" r
professor was out cold.: ~( R, j1 n2 U# |) O! z
4 ^: R( F8 Y6 A# H1 L- M; W, KThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,2 v9 R9 E" D/ g' r: ?. [9 _3 R
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
) i/ w, G5 {% u) q+ Tsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked+ c8 {0 \2 I) ^/ `& M1 @$ Q" w' @3 L
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter* s4 K% j3 P$ }% m$ \
with you? Why did you do that?'
: l/ S1 S7 O3 _# H: `The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
3 }9 J$ K f5 b vright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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