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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you& e) L: m. b: M5 c% A
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' + ?# B! h3 y+ B. f
6 t( ^" P4 T/ i( V: `The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
7 O( i& G' B. Y. a M( cI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 5 q: _8 W) _$ y5 R: L5 | T
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
7 N5 Q3 X$ M/ Q! a+ Z9 ]6 Bin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# Q1 Z/ @; @4 s6 h7 m4 Q2 b9 acold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
' c$ u0 k$ t! |8 ]$ sprofessor was out cold.0 m+ k* l( {$ p2 ^9 D4 U, C& S
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, l, b! \) T& p; j
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 Q; G0 l, M5 _" h9 V' M h0 Dsat there looking on in silence.
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e* f; n4 j* g p* \3 LThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: z3 O/ l- C5 I1 W% `7 A- @at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" R6 T/ R! d0 {- Hwith you? Why did you do that?'
! n, M$ ?, D$ i, G% j- J& K( [The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting # w; x3 d; b* w& |
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
6 e+ U* q$ |8 @/ w1 c5 c% U# Cright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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