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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- v! ^* W$ ~3 C- y" | _are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' $ F, R! ~' H( s/ u; ^" A
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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: S. @! o* E/ `7 Mcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The6 ]" {4 H% u3 n
professor was out cold.
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( Z, m& y6 d4 E1 ^The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. 7 [. L) @, T5 u0 k
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
6 E; ?& b2 M! Y4 C, P( |* C `at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
! E. c& f# W) E& twith you? Why did you do that?'
) b! n- g. v/ {. ?* XThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 M9 H/ B% ?* S4 Z1 o9 b# E- Q
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your/ i' l$ x2 O9 ?7 t) R: }: h
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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