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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
9 E7 K% x h/ K- Z9 |- aare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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( R3 Q9 S, E# ~1 A8 q4 u ~The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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) z6 Z$ A2 Z# f8 o2 C" ~( e3 A/ CTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
. ^5 T }" X' u: z/ u7 t7 EI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
! A A/ k$ s1 I+ a+ [It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
5 g) Q% F- h; v( h: w) s) {in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and( a C ^) v. l5 `, r2 L
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
$ D& B2 U1 {( Wprofessor was out cold.* v" v; A) K& n' L9 `9 H
# l3 I1 j8 V7 l; dThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
@; ^: m2 [: V" ^# K. [silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- m6 a' c1 w1 e+ W ]sat there looking on in silence. & f- x- p' n5 f7 L2 T! J
4 Y) U @/ i" { f j# C EThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
0 `% y( ~ ?! `& t. N" n1 X: Cat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter' h) g' O0 K" S5 k
with you? Why did you do that?'
# }( O j: g: {0 EThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting + }( S7 T9 T' m" U* Q
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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