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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; M' B; E$ N8 s2 B& Yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.% ^. B8 A* a, H# O5 [
/ i. u O% U' f9 f. m$ [9 nTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here5 r X; y! @3 E0 @ ?1 D
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 K- D% F: x; y! y- p
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier! W9 H2 b- l" {5 r" f3 `. a x9 A3 Y
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 Y. }; U* Y& Fcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The( V5 b& S. x% A g' o) H- C
professor was out cold.+ F! j6 G" k$ b
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
1 l4 D3 }9 U' |+ d( dsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and0 ~# r- C$ J6 W( L+ v6 X$ z2 {' k
sat there looking on in silence. 6 p. t W. G2 a! B+ C* d+ X
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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, y' S5 D. ` h" `8 pwith you? Why did you do that?'* f, x9 r7 q9 H7 L
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your" [% ~9 n3 l. [$ M
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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