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- E- ^$ f7 G5 tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* i5 ]' C( o1 |% E( }are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 4 K9 b5 d- b. B: q7 i1 y
5 v1 N' i0 @/ ?) x4 [! JThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
8 A2 M+ {3 F( n) TI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
& h# F" _2 u$ Q- b& i% q. c: F2 H3 OIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier2 o* A$ R( ]. r5 n& Q% h2 z
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and F4 t& v; d8 K& ]: ~* y# s8 H- o) b& _
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ J- Y e8 C% Q
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 `# u; T8 G+ s9 p
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* A7 o% ~3 [$ r
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
9 u L0 V0 E6 D2 o% k. ~% Q9 Lat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter* V7 ^" q8 E9 }$ R, y
with you? Why did you do that?'+ \) ~7 ?2 N! O
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting * M7 k7 X2 q+ z) ^! e
& z" k3 H# O1 {6 `% KCanadian soldiers who are protecting your+ u: r8 `3 i) j$ P. `
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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