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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
+ v* d6 h' B1 w2 i9 Klooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, B" s( Q- o$ V% gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' + W0 [$ d! ]5 m: J9 _
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.& T3 d& e1 G& u4 R" M5 l
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
: K/ j6 L. |/ E1 @I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 p. x/ ]' w2 Y) ?2 b  T: wIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier5 _2 s% A( P0 c2 G7 V$ F1 n/ k
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and; Q  X8 _% h$ W+ [9 a3 [; ?
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The$ T/ L9 s1 C; n! \* G0 M
professor was out cold.
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6 y! D. H8 C; b0 aThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,5 L: C8 ?% T: O* c
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: z/ D7 s# l/ k. K0 c. Q- Osat there looking on in silence. 0 @' Q4 F# Y3 ?& o

+ O+ _7 Q+ m$ l; K* {The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked4 k5 L% |& Z+ y  _8 m/ N6 v
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; w4 D/ V2 ^8 Q6 b. qwith you? Why did you do that?'
( `7 z+ Y: A9 L; ^+ ^The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your; Z# L) D+ C8 [, [
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 " P4 ?4 P+ `8 d% b5 X
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
, f$ b2 G( K3 Blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
/ A: U8 `& g8 Vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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5 R+ @  b0 l2 L7 U/ r下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
& T) h3 q) _" b! yso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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