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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and c$ N' g. \; N: n9 W) `
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you g1 O: b' _5 K* e+ m/ K# w
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' % b7 j, W7 ~( }. B" R6 b
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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# _) [# C V$ UTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 Q( P* M& A/ d% ?$ e' H3 k) \
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 {6 b0 h6 o3 Y+ P* u8 u
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
( p8 S" C7 ?! E4 J% Iin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and* ?- I2 s' G$ V: ] f
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
! T* E# z0 }/ p% v' k$ [6 T2 zprofessor was out cold.9 ?* _+ `+ l9 q1 J$ T; G: w& L
$ I* ?! i" P0 i0 s4 {* V! W$ M0 MThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" t2 J# q3 a6 r9 P8 ~( g$ Dsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
1 ?% A# \: f. Csat there looking on in silence. 3 m, H/ i1 A$ E- A7 C% u! Z
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& I) e: U$ y5 R3 s W
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter# z( ]6 F& C0 w5 [2 l& A6 Q- M
with you? Why did you do that?'
) p6 j( D+ D# }4 d8 W9 X4 mThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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( l& B# h* V, n0 P }. I9 x8 ICanadian soldiers who are protecting your1 f" T4 X& a6 S
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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