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: m2 r E0 w* h% H5 b4 \+ E/ clooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you. l% L" z6 E9 v2 }8 u- M' A, h
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # d2 w3 ~" h& N4 z6 ?
% C t- [7 V; O* z$ T/ c% HThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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* ~) B1 _2 ]) sTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
- q2 x, `2 ~+ M6 ^! YI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
9 ] [* B! ]* MIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
2 _3 L6 c9 Y) t' m& k' b3 Kin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and9 y; A8 n6 x8 c: q' Z
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
7 g4 f2 D& h3 o, L% [professor was out cold.
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4 w. n/ _* f. j2 WThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% M$ ~/ y% z7 k; ^silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
8 W6 z: `7 V/ d3 X. @) f& Xsat there looking on in silence. % V/ w# S1 s6 d* C
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 ^7 D% [3 j" b% q- F
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter" C: J% @( Q0 v: h1 o8 e# o0 p3 ?) j
with you? Why did you do that?'
$ P" v/ K3 m! S# k3 `The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . ^* m$ l% r I9 J& k3 D
# u+ y7 e# y* \* JCanadian soldiers who are protecting your! k( {. ~3 q* D5 c5 z( ~: t+ r1 Q
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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