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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: c- ^4 m. b+ ]9 a) t' Yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.$ _$ _( E3 S4 n! d% R' W# ^9 ]
2 ^9 S0 Z9 j$ n1 s) v0 F0 aTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
7 D: w& V7 D# \! P* lI am, God. I'm still waiting.' $ j8 C" W! C& F; d; j
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) a% X, _4 G" |in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
2 J/ p, i: `2 B& t% z$ W" n1 wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
8 i$ E5 l1 F1 f* x: X5 l0 W* fprofessor was out cold.3 Z) f3 G3 g# y! u) z n
5 R! d1 W. ]1 y( b# E5 UThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 ~( P/ Z0 G0 X5 ?3 \
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and9 A z; z# D2 V: J5 H6 k% R
sat there looking on in silence. 7 `' G" j( G! h3 x# v( d
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
1 u* {9 G5 `7 }* [at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter1 _/ k7 ~/ N- d
with you? Why did you do that?'
0 H" Z% m) i" {: D- v0 I- _1 KThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ) ^# O+ z# }& ~; B5 p8 t3 h
) ~) `7 g* y6 I c8 B! aCanadian soldiers who are protecting your. J/ W, |0 p1 }8 E7 V" W
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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