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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and6 H2 _% m& n( U; K1 c' P) L
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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; c0 H* f8 v$ ?) b2 f+ z! g' \& t2 AThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here. |9 X/ d* B5 e
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' G" w( F- x7 f; D# pIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
0 G8 H' V* O  Z: l. W, d, j  `$ qin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
9 s5 O% x$ ~& r3 Dcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 R8 Q1 K, I' p" A* }$ m
professor was out cold.
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7 a7 w3 h9 h; }5 z, kThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# [- z: V3 A8 [# l2 [silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
; s$ e7 L: x& {! j( U9 dsat there looking on in silence. * A% o* @8 A) W$ m9 m  j
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'  z! ?$ G! H/ M' I2 z
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 e: p' r; U6 ^8 q4 lright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
$ S+ F7 D9 V% X$ x' a* TOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
5 j6 @* k3 p* F4 v9 A% D/ Glooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you' Y) f1 \9 m0 q: [
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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! G# m3 H1 V9 j& |. R下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
; k. @* N  T% D' Vso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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