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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and& f& E' ~$ {% n1 J$ `
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 c4 _) M$ L; }) G4 d( p! b* D
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' * A; @3 @5 `# N2 g8 f

% Y7 G' w5 ^& M; J6 CThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here& Q1 q9 @/ h! z4 V8 n% t; W! V
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ( T4 y3 q6 X1 k! y1 i' N  O( h
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier  e% {7 E9 l- I
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) A& \( s' h$ qcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
- }, H4 e  ~& Qprofessor was out cold.
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% `# F9 o% y3 N5 K* ZThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
7 @# ?% d2 r6 x, r' Wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% Y) p4 U! J8 d) Y: B/ z9 |7 \
sat there looking on in silence. 6 e/ P: w, Z" k3 z

- I  {7 _7 b  \1 _' ?! W$ b7 JThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& @' N" T# Z# G+ h- T
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter) j: U# v( s& e
with you? Why did you do that?'
" I# P7 I9 S% Y5 e1 @6 RThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting : w7 e2 Z1 }# b- H/ y' s; f
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your2 C4 |6 T# k- ~7 k
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
% |, y) G. _- H7 QOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
* g6 ]1 g( {) T% Q! f! U) m+ hlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% O* D! F, M) C$ X
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha....... j, `& Q& F: V% h
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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