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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
4 o+ b2 W0 ~1 x8 W0 l1 m* vlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( r4 A% `+ N. V3 E! L0 _2 T- v8 Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 9 H1 X/ D; g6 v$ k( d# r# S* A
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here6 S0 B9 A; W9 `) b2 y
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ) d# X7 f: t& C  B! C% G& V2 \
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& Z  `1 P" _- q8 ~: C
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 m; y! |* {3 {$ h* D  Ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
2 b6 F; j8 C* c" [; g- Lprofessor was out cold.7 i' d( x. W9 ^! ?

: T  Y+ Y# {" l9 g# t# \4 M: L7 WThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# G: M( O$ H; R1 P3 v- L9 [- wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and4 k2 c* q5 {6 N! D& R
sat there looking on in silence.
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' t/ Z/ Z7 H# ^/ @The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
, J! U1 u' P: x: F' _# b- E3 v2 k- Fat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter3 j; c1 ]: y9 l0 g7 Z
with you? Why did you do that?'
: i/ E: T+ ~5 y$ p& P0 @The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 / l; n. e. J3 g9 _' X: O
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......+ o. U" C, ?/ B# ~1 g
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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