God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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8 Y0 n9 W6 p7 ~( [- l2 B: \The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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8 P& y: K" `! s# k8 f1 u" V# q: \; y* kTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
( t8 P9 F7 O3 W! `/ QIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
: q  c7 w8 V; w0 qin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
$ N+ {9 O5 t" Y9 }# Kcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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$ ?2 k5 E; R; p0 F/ ~  ]! yThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

1 d* I, v' M% F6 w" b! jThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 ~3 z+ `" ^3 w+ [) D$ B' [' q( Nat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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  `! H; j! m. |Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
7 O& P/ ^  `# G( {0 W+ C# Jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ e& l- P# i3 V/ e  b, }looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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