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, M0 v- E/ A8 k6 Q! n/ y+ z3 dlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
) ~. r- Y2 a* a6 Mare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' , B" I# G" c1 K- E$ h
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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$ E+ t4 g, F7 S/ h( _Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 t6 Q1 C$ q! V3 w, j& t3 R# E
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' " D% u% T& f; [1 a
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" Y* k' }3 t( `( Q
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
" G. W% u& {1 {9 l" U2 Tcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
# o' z0 m+ ^- c' s4 G- Aprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
H7 {( D6 i3 V3 b& rsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and9 S5 Y9 s2 ?2 d3 f
sat there looking on in silence. ' Z* Y% ?# l# l+ F+ I; t
6 G( b' T5 f4 a% eThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
5 B6 ~6 J" h5 ]! J" L* Z8 oat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter+ D) {8 @, l6 s# ?
with you? Why did you do that?'
0 o L% o8 s% n. s8 d/ O& F/ Q X$ hThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 6 `! k/ } |: J) I% x7 Z
5 i% ~, q* _4 a% \+ v0 M4 FCanadian soldiers who are protecting your, b# H0 S W C6 ]- R
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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