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% [0 z y8 t9 p3 ~ C7 I1 j8 Rlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you/ b4 x _% A y0 [
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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' K/ U4 q9 E" Z7 `% r$ z4 d2 VTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 U# u1 X5 X/ J: L0 u! a7 V) fI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% Q5 L. O* N" ~9 bIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier5 G$ r2 F8 U; o8 \8 B
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 u; e6 J; S9 f1 p) }! fcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 J2 `$ A: z# B
professor was out cold.
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5 _4 H7 c0 J( F9 J: LThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,6 {3 r2 m6 L4 ?
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and/ ~# ]* U+ l, l8 l4 e
sat there looking on in silence. 1 X, r- u$ ^$ _3 }5 p0 E
8 g- ~; n# [+ r, w- T6 F' |: cThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& o3 l, l. @: L* e# Q
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
9 d" _) |' T, f. B" h" |8 L; |with you? Why did you do that?'
% L4 f2 N( D8 v* d: yThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting : d- X! k% N6 U$ ^
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your7 p' ?- O2 p5 C+ T( U3 ?
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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