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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- W+ @+ X1 D7 n' Q* V5 ^are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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$ F0 B5 Y, t+ E8 G6 ~The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
) L5 y! k+ D8 t( c+ nI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 6 d# y m) l9 X7 F& W/ ~6 a
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
9 S" r p5 o4 B; Y( C+ I, v4 Lin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and- X$ E: \. V H$ E, x+ Z0 j$ y
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,5 S; [) D, N) E# ]+ L& C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and! `; ^/ z. ?2 F* `
sat there looking on in silence. ; _8 W9 m+ R% O \
; s% f; D; M: k" a4 x& K& ^The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. ~: O3 J' |) Cat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter6 O% L. z0 G, E7 Y& z
with you? Why did you do that?'" v( Y" @' {+ `" y! |/ C
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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& ^% B% @! x/ }5 aCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
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