God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
0 m2 K9 x6 B: ]6 b6 Dlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
# G( v+ O9 O$ w& Tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 k) |3 }! L8 |! ]# ~It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
; K% i# d0 _$ \; Fin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

3 m" a) g7 g) K+ VThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
4 M, A1 F* d  |1 K; U5 usilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

2 x2 _: `, }. D8 EThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
2 e+ X: y2 r1 R  |+ E' b9 eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
% E0 u3 d, T9 \8 Cwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
: ?6 l2 I: D! p0 e" L1 fright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
7 P: n* ^) S0 P4 O; x! IOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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5 u+ J0 I, n' _9 U% s7 Z* q下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
- g. C* R0 ]# lso true...

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