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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and4 _$ Y; y8 A( s9 D
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ I+ w% c, H# zare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' + Z' a# U9 ^: W4 ~  j' f6 X0 Y
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 A& s4 H/ k2 w$ H* ]
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 _: n8 G) n! B% |' Y! Q$ B( q4 _+ u
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' : g# h8 s2 M# {1 f  X7 |
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier; q5 w# ?6 T9 G  l4 B+ g  [! P! E
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and% \9 q( O- g, d, ^4 f
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 y! _% Q' `. l7 rprofessor was out cold.- H: f- J" G  T3 @: G( y9 ?( P3 I3 v& g

( r7 f  F- B# eThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,' t* x6 e" e& Q& g; p
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
- A5 J) e# z, N- x: e4 p7 nat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
5 v' j9 e2 S3 q/ ^% N6 c. cwith you? Why did you do that?'
- c! A6 ~" K% U6 t7 u, k  \9 aThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting   k9 Z. \  h$ r3 ?
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
5 ?; `$ J6 {5 J3 |& M8 Gright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 9 }( d/ a0 c, c+ W/ V9 g
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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' Y2 t. ^8 n' b* G, A+ s下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
/ S6 I6 B* L5 R/ m1 L" fso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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