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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 S4 q) w/ T/ H0 P1 M2 J7 b3 B4 p+ {
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' $ y/ L- ~2 _( L) h) ~* Z k0 {5 y
& [1 L" S7 C7 `) U. iThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.4 w) W" d) `( p/ N
1 z: k3 o5 L- k' b& @Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 I4 X+ D0 P4 L8 u! P/ r7 w
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' / _8 v5 M% o2 |1 r* d/ `
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' R- D9 q2 }* ]
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 ~0 W4 b9 q# v" B
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The; C) T) q6 j/ v1 N5 V8 j/ o
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 O( c1 j0 r3 B; Z' S
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
; P, W B, T% P/ f: Q; Z' U& zsat there looking on in silence.
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9 m& H- H* }" R2 w8 oThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 X F& a9 r4 d
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter, X% Q: q) M0 }& p. d
with you? Why did you do that?'/ q2 V5 K% W) \& j) e% Z L
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting - }7 }- F g& r8 w; { }7 I
: _$ q* j. g+ M: kCanadian soldiers who are protecting your' A8 O) v1 } m+ L, m3 {
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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