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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* f" q" |3 E9 ]1 {5 k ^are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ; j4 h" B; F0 x; x/ N( a# Z
, e8 r r9 p* v9 o( ?, m2 OThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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^- ^2 \+ `% k, v/ Q FTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
b; J: [2 F8 g( n8 U6 DI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ; i5 q& S" Z/ ~2 }; Q, ?" G$ i
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier. }% \& c) I0 c$ g
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and4 [7 v$ @ `' T4 P
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The: ~) Z H! A4 G7 i- w1 j
professor was out cold.! Y/ ?% a. C7 s6 Z& i
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,8 C/ ^, E7 n$ W; D: C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and: M% ~2 n4 ~- Z
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked- R3 i, g, k6 G( X
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 E9 R0 w) S' M- F+ A+ ]9 W
with you? Why did you do that?'3 Y0 \5 |0 A! r+ {
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting + S- F& r3 v5 ~- L
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your# [- ?9 L# \8 P& w! H
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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