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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
9 O. g3 m3 O& |8 Pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ( R( l$ ?2 k! F
8 y" j2 P+ t2 q- N! y( r9 @- v: YThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
7 v9 {( n. F$ N+ dI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 E1 o5 @! o, `0 rIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
% D" I% k E y' s! |! l7 ~" ?in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
, r% O% ~/ N* [7 N3 u# mcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- A- l! j) h/ S- |1 n9 {: j
professor was out cold.3 {# G5 y8 \) S
2 R z! n* o7 j! s$ pThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 G3 Q& ^! [& {: i2 W/ a& C' V
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
; E9 k" [) M2 {1 s5 L' D3 Csat there looking on in silence. & @3 h4 y8 b4 \; t
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 s* N7 z" A8 K6 b6 z: k* U* rat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
9 C7 q( B) Z* a/ \6 X" r/ vwith you? Why did you do that?'0 \( Z) z$ k8 e4 C* @9 N! s
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting / B0 ?) i- n @% f8 H+ z. _- u
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
1 w7 S6 v) R. E1 y4 T4 Wright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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