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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and2 i/ K/ P% `2 S1 `
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; ?- ^! d: r" M5 G" _
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' , W& D! O) V; x" s# m
, T/ S9 y8 y H6 S" r/ t! t' C# \% V' _The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 B( E( @ l* V; ~/ G* g$ }
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here h' M( _3 h) M8 J k
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ; H3 s' J: m& E) X/ P, N3 a
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' s! z% J n1 K" R# O6 ^
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 d) g$ [/ T1 A1 L/ g( a* i5 J) ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 Y5 c# N6 W. |+ U: r
professor was out cold., y( s' k; Q7 T1 w K
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,# i% i& C( d, w
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
8 Y' ]' y2 ?2 t8 E4 U. nsat there looking on in silence. - U: w% I' i0 G% e
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% i) x9 }" E0 ]at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
! A. b3 V# g) _, mwith you? Why did you do that?'
5 C# j6 R$ Y9 \$ f0 zThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ) I% m& l9 P& b/ E
! }! W7 j3 P+ d: R9 CCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
, k4 L g) s/ P3 k: X' Gright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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