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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 c4 _) M$ L; }) G4 d( p! b* D
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' * A; @3 @5 `# N2 g8 f
% Y7 G' w5 ^& M; J6 CThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here& Q1 q9 @/ h! z4 V8 n% t; W! V
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ( T4 y3 q6 X1 k! y1 i' N O( h
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier e% {7 E9 l- I
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) A& \( s' h$ qcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
- }, H4 e ~& Qprofessor was out cold.
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% `# F9 o% y3 N5 K* ZThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
7 @# ?% d2 r6 x, r' Wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% Y) p4 U! J8 d) Y: B/ z9 |7 \
sat there looking on in silence. 6 e/ P: w, Z" k3 z
- I {7 _7 b \1 _' ?! W$ b7 JThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& @' N" T# Z# G+ h- T
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter) j: U# v( s& e
with you? Why did you do that?'
" I# P7 I9 S% Y5 e1 @6 RThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting : w7 e2 Z1 }# b- H/ y' s; f
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your2 C4 |6 T# k- ~7 k
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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