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& B2 |8 x0 B7 h1 wlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) _- A! @) N' Z. m6 K
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' : K8 s, Y; V, x& K' Q8 N6 R6 g
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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) f3 N! d. f& s& p$ y# w' ?Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
0 k3 I' T7 p& D$ n* |. JI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 7 _, K2 U+ G2 R/ p; {# ^2 b2 c
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier4 `6 R! ^7 t/ h6 S. Z1 ?( _- w7 ^ m
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and' u( [, l, }' M" g% e5 T
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
/ ?3 l/ S3 h" M1 ~* c% c: r9 R; Qprofessor was out cold.& l- N/ B# `+ r4 M1 {
& @% x$ M* y. I2 J% PThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
* A# X' X5 K* K# |* c1 Xsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% I( ~$ j( C+ S# b/ l
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, V; ]: M8 \/ `' P6 p
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter" g3 A: u! `( }2 J/ n+ e$ t
with you? Why did you do that?'
: a0 c0 V0 L( p0 L% ]1 \& pThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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