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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and- N9 ?  F/ x4 ?+ w  U' s8 T
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 S7 T& A( M- \! |- \/ i* ]3 P% Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - {* H" k2 p9 {

& S: B- h: ~0 ~4 p3 }The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.1 s( X. N1 h( }1 Y9 I+ b

& q- T9 C9 y- u; s. L6 I+ aTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
( x, B( |0 h! x3 n1 UI am, God. I'm still waiting.' - E0 G- t( l2 ~
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
( J( O$ ?! k$ Z4 |, ?) f; W' }& }) ?in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 }8 l# g9 t7 A- e) h6 r& x7 [cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
  s) e& s5 }1 G. r- n% e" p2 V( W% i/ Z( Hprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
* u2 e6 T# {$ V+ d! V4 hsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and, p% {5 M% H( i1 e7 }# Q- F
sat there looking on in silence. % g2 G6 d1 p7 q  N: d7 }' p

; _$ F0 J, O- f. o  ]The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 c- `0 y3 C0 O0 g! {
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
4 C' q7 l" X: a! G% D9 k0 i5 Hwith you? Why did you do that?'
8 ~+ w6 {" j0 ]/ `% j' gThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting & e- d6 S; Y% d( A. G* M: T; u

$ |' S" g5 [  ~, ?' \/ P: ~4 _$ M$ UCanadian soldiers who are protecting your5 H( \& n& }) D5 a! h9 m& m
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 6 v# W; B* y5 Y
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ g. O8 I4 ?6 e4 U" v! |9 @# G/ ulooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* [: v- U' x1 P# G$ Aare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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# w; w; d$ [4 ~) G; N) ^下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
. D8 |; Z& Y$ T: wso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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