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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 h8 ^# T7 r0 A/ X# Q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop., }+ {7 w# C6 G# r* {3 [! [/ K
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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- ?$ j3 Y+ O% F+ |) `" G1 }) X! M0 YIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& p7 U# d) D: c" C# v
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and" F/ d/ p) P. Z/ |8 {: d7 U
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The( w) a8 r% ^6 X3 W
professor was out cold." B- K4 e; D# N' s
) T7 e8 K5 X! S% c4 NThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 a0 @* a2 c, J4 n4 t* d+ D
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- }+ }5 Z% y" s) b! O& Y2 t* Xsat there looking on in silence.
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; z1 H. p# ]* n: gThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 U& p" J8 L7 b W6 h
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter+ b9 w" {! h7 ^! l: t' {* Y
with you? Why did you do that?'
, j0 j, I- M/ Z6 PThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 4 M7 o, y; P5 m" e0 X3 s ]; o5 J
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
1 j! _7 g. N5 Z8 l ^right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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