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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and; T' `3 H1 A7 U1 O
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
S- s% e9 T% ~7 J2 ^5 P" sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / i4 B. \& ^) y
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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2 {- L' M0 ~% iTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
2 y) p, i2 [3 f/ ~I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
5 S% ^& H1 q6 ?9 FIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier* ]: s/ I- D2 A% z+ O' X
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and* A V& s3 \. {; z
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The. d3 ?! h( E/ K
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,9 C, a. q% L3 h9 y
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
" o) I7 J# \) x$ [) gsat there looking on in silence. ( d* R5 ~; y6 d$ t
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
4 J" { q& a# _( N7 c6 xat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter% D. W0 @, F" P, e6 t
with you? Why did you do that?'
% O4 \ {7 R t+ TThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ( S5 b1 o7 D$ k% F! ^) Y% d* I
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your, w2 z" J" P6 K& @% ^
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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