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3 E; K( s, V% {1 B4 Tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ U! g# s2 `+ ]5 K5 b2 n2 ~& [are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 1 Y2 O7 c$ T O' M
" k6 }7 M: G# c6 C, G8 iThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here/ o* N/ i, E2 q( `. j
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* G3 `" j/ k* g( l* u( e9 DIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
' t. E+ B0 u+ N7 i/ A0 Win the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 k5 w2 b s8 @$ {% zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; d3 w5 K# ]9 E; ?, h7 mprofessor was out cold.2 `: U, P$ u; j5 T6 ` V6 T
7 f' d3 s& k: jThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,5 l. Z; g2 d% x9 S6 Y% w) X5 l6 D
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
) U# ^- @0 Y( H) N# _: I) U$ H4 Nsat there looking on in silence. % ?- Q& Q& d' R# L7 P2 ]5 q+ t+ l2 i
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 y5 O% N4 @; ~ O, }; vat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter- o# x( ?4 K. N* b7 @4 V+ Q# R
with you? Why did you do that?'/ ] H+ e* c' y# ]
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting # z- x n7 }, c1 _1 Z4 Z
+ w* v$ r) d' W3 rCanadian soldiers who are protecting your K+ m, k( C4 O7 q" E. P' {7 t! j+ n
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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