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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and, |. R, o! }* a5 Y6 A% f2 \
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) p  z- K2 t5 R  L( Z
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # J) y: {. t8 Y4 i- i$ ^# C

5 J  X3 p6 N3 N: w3 k" x& AThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
1 r4 D6 `# ]" C' H' I9 `, \I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 k6 H. c! p3 e0 \' N, VIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( \) t! w% d& i: T$ o9 v2 K1 \
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and2 U; c' u, a% n9 |, ]$ o
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 f4 p- G9 r$ n; D8 {
professor was out cold.9 N% I# x. D4 e4 b
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
1 q2 D$ w. e: n! H, {; M3 {silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and& _4 ]3 o& ?% R
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
  I/ P- n8 V$ q% @7 [0 lat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter' [' o9 t1 x, i" h* M
with you? Why did you do that?'
' C* E, \' _+ {& Y9 qThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . @) |( \( j, W' n0 h7 |# w: E

( x# A  }; J$ H4 T. o# N+ UCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
) g2 J, Z8 [! I* i4 {- Eright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表   \# c  T( N$ r8 i
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and1 Q) a) s8 K) s. H" e8 G& y1 Y) A
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 r% o+ A; ^3 Zare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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, E) R% K( c' ]0 r下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......4 O. E% v  y; Q* ^" j/ E2 g
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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