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# B. \- W p! }# w. i# J" Slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; ^! T. T* x$ V, z- k9 Oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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) }2 B: i- r4 s9 D kThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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7 [* V- l- f* O' E9 h, \0 aTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here% O: L" _. m, O
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
" ?5 } N3 ]# T- A3 G+ T w9 CIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& s+ n8 r0 d0 b5 |in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 }. b( p' V) T2 J- L" y% bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ c. Y: x7 x$ x7 o7 q! f
professor was out cold.
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# n' F! I2 a$ t; C3 x* n+ XThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. t0 h: v5 i/ h
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and# a% b( q2 i% l N) U: W# j
sat there looking on in silence. % c8 V1 }) ^) |# Z& h( Y
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
( h- O. C" ^, G; Y0 _ j$ yat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter/ q* Z5 Q; E( K. {' g8 q! a* j9 @6 |
with you? Why did you do that?'( s/ }* z* \8 o
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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( ]4 \5 g2 F' Y( D8 zCanadian soldiers who are protecting your8 \5 F, O' w! _. z
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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