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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 i& W4 v1 X8 [$ u9 K1 y* Z8 Zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- `% j l6 s, j! ~
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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) x5 i3 [6 m- h; W% p5 RTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
; E T! B3 I9 A" o; n. kI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 1 J8 h4 l1 p6 p
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
6 d& G: Z7 Z4 oin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
- H+ V6 N$ q/ |& X- Qcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The" l* |6 ?4 ?" i6 L, O" A6 @* O
professor was out cold.
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; h% ^, G# b- Y; cThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
1 N+ Q m2 l( L+ Ysilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and! }. d) Y: f) \1 E0 `
sat there looking on in silence. ' k# ]6 r* M% \, l
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked6 ]2 w0 ?' I+ @8 G
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter9 C" p; ?6 c( _
with you? Why did you do that?'0 w4 I) j- y( Q. d3 n: E; t
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your# a4 |4 J) t* W9 l
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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