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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and) L; @% d% O, t7 ]
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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" c: v8 ]# H5 J/ dThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.$ N; Y/ z# l3 x8 R+ l
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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' F+ p8 E% v: t1 F/ FThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your: T9 X, J% E4 l& {
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
: G* k! M! b/ D; D, g" l  ~# ROne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and& D! j4 J+ X; ]# D$ K* m
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 @: i$ }" |7 pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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