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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 [1 R: g9 u5 z1 Y* L0 a8 {& f. |looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; [1 V+ B* |: a) E
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.. H @& b% W, _# \, ?6 g. l+ d
" f7 z' w) K9 H2 T' STen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
; o: u* T1 E. \) h; K+ l4 uin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# V" k9 `1 D! i5 _
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 Y; C% y5 a# g, t* w/ A* N5 Lprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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/ A2 D2 V2 s* h3 g# QThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 e8 a; z" U! ~7 ]5 @
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" d% H1 b, [( P7 U& N2 x8 ~with you? Why did you do that?'
- K9 T- X4 y( F7 fThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . X# Z. x7 `3 I2 @9 p/ `$ G
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your4 s2 [6 i6 `; }: ]1 r+ N
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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