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+ n- O- }! C8 u# S6 ^; l# q; N7 m: ylooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 Y* b1 d! q. B4 |
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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$ E6 x" Y6 h9 C; \% a( |( s$ Q7 r, _The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( F7 N7 f& N; P+ b1 _* J+ [
5 [0 p/ d6 r# d) r1 l0 S% pTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
# y% w9 `8 _' b' V" wI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
; F, j; Q. }# IIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
- L4 V1 ^) ` w7 T; ]* Jin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
7 L/ T w+ {4 I4 L5 v7 r3 ^' G9 zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The( M& D9 G8 o' Y+ n5 \6 P8 ^
professor was out cold. S0 F E; u D
+ P4 y* e5 c0 {$ {( D2 G7 ]The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,8 N. X% D* K# v1 d( Y. `% n
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
* ?- a8 J" @6 ], m, _( jsat there looking on in silence.
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. a) c6 j* H5 vThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked8 I. y: `" n' @! u) B
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' P3 u* D! b" M, r( rwith you? Why did you do that?'
$ ^! `* x, t5 u" m9 F) EThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 A: E: u; J! h( S! f5 e
# h- U2 i6 j! C4 M2 d3 Z. |Canadian soldiers who are protecting your: P1 `! ]5 o1 R, T1 f5 i
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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