God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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6 d/ C  D6 ~9 e5 z: |* q; ^The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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% c6 K* f. G9 \) NTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
# b) S# }, q4 W  R* N" AI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 ~  V' t( j! TIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! T/ D! s% }4 g6 ^) Gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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, ]+ t' X6 p9 x( _1 Y2 d0 A8 @The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
2 s  x/ I6 J# H  |* ]silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# U1 U. w1 ~# G: ssat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" X$ L. N9 [1 ?: U1 r* O. Pat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ j3 d. l7 B3 y4 R- ewith you? Why did you do that?'
5 ], [" Y5 p2 n5 t5 tThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

6 G; j3 V- D! b7 fCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
5 v+ P& [0 h* f+ f5 r+ dOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
7 h3 R+ c/ A; ^( |& X  \6 rlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
) e* _7 ~) g. t/ p0 n2 V+ ?so true...

yayoyeyu

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