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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
6 `) W- A+ [8 ^* |; ]5 V/ blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
6 E. `- Q9 ^! r) g# X% c7 Mare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 0 K+ W" \3 G& m* l0 A
& N# F; c; h; Q" X6 [4 h5 r% s6 j! TThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! C1 I8 C, @0 G) y$ q; u* Z. p; |1 Y
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 {- Y7 H2 L. Z* a
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' . h* c, |& h: A8 z
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 @4 e7 j V6 v- J" ?# a
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 i* t5 }2 b0 g6 ]! Zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The: j- ?; M& W8 D+ {& g
professor was out cold.. ]) _8 \7 G4 O R
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 A& E+ ]2 p: k8 M* u/ qsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
1 d' p! P- r. z& e& r y; s, w7 dsat there looking on in silence.
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$ W9 k3 u5 D* {+ O% {2 G( t. U$ zThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked: R* d3 G8 t9 [! Z& c
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' t% E# X8 I* \# c# Y# F- Iwith you? Why did you do that?'
: B2 D ?2 C4 q3 uThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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6 R) W1 w8 y/ I6 S3 y' R; {5 `Canadian soldiers who are protecting your0 ], e- x5 [- p6 t* M
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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