God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% A5 l6 P. \, i* Oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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$ ~. W  w8 y) R  R7 @9 cThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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/ J( R6 ]$ o, jTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ c- F+ j8 P6 jI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
/ n+ G* y  u* p8 Fin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
% k$ D  H/ o+ ]professor was out cold.
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2 x- C% u. j: r' E1 ^8 |The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

" z5 Y% G. e- M9 u4 G& c( ~The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
5 P* ?$ w* z* N" a; Hat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
# J* l& [2 E; h) m& G9 UThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
1 K; L# u" y0 _! t+ [! |9 |right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
6 A3 B+ Q# ^4 f6 u/ f2 }One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
1 E0 m+ b& J9 v- u4 [  p9 H( mlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
  [9 w2 ~# S% i# I' F) e4 j2 r8 Zare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

; C4 ~" k) ?1 }  ^: M下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
0 N) }1 f, x0 {! zso true...

yayoyeyu

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