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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
Q0 @# P' T4 plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ L7 p f6 g/ J3 Aare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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" K( P' J0 Z1 e4 y2 z( @% f/ BThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.+ a- R( `/ x, N- M# Y$ J4 Q+ ~
6 |+ Z" x2 }' N7 L: g kTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
( h6 }4 n0 x1 I! }8 uI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
, \* W+ m0 H) s q% Z ?/ a) C( wIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
9 h1 ~2 [! D) k0 Min the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and! }. q2 S2 F; l' Q5 D
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- ^' Q/ k" O6 J7 D! v$ M
professor was out cold.6 J$ o* i& }/ e
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, R2 [0 q) E1 E
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
9 [" c. Z3 {& W, Hsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
* ?+ o) N8 \0 e& Kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter; i+ e T [# H3 g. `( `, G
with you? Why did you do that?'0 d, T7 ~* v' ]- D" m# L' @) B
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
. X: Y( ^6 F- T/ bright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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