God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( O4 l9 L. B6 R, @7 W! V: Dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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, m- R8 _0 D# M9 j9 ?" y3 o. UThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
, F( F3 S. A1 Q& ~7 K; E. R/ Z+ c8 VIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
+ k) l, Q2 \0 W+ o9 J1 P& Dcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
, i2 y% Z& S/ B; N5 V" M  [professor was out cold.
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5 \/ `: B7 n! wThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
: f5 v' s( Z% M8 t, lsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

* ]# M! ?- V5 W" O. Q9 o1 \The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
8 t) x2 s3 ]# x" uat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

4 b- s+ H4 ~/ ^1 [+ qCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
$ N5 u% J( v! v1 Kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
  G9 D$ s, X6 O# oOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; G0 E% n/ y8 e+ Q" Iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

# V( v3 u9 Y& U( I8 r( C下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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