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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 ^% N2 }7 j# M& H# J8 }looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
. d! _2 S( w6 K4 s1 N$ Lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' : u$ Q. W" v6 M6 T/ R/ i1 n3 U
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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. n5 j/ O- I2 V: c2 h! }% oTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: D: m$ {! Q8 O. `6 w
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% l' P& w( `( ]( PIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier. ]$ g- L. x& g9 d" F# o4 r/ a
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 {% w1 i4 M/ v* g- q/ R
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The5 P( T* }5 v$ @" H3 t
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there," f6 }( U' A0 D: v: t
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
' c3 t, n1 y& {- i; h6 J$ r2 jsat there looking on in silence. 2 o' S: z$ \1 e8 J1 P% Z
1 s/ r! ^; N& _; B7 L& f2 tThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
- |! G$ k- s( c b6 Q# Hat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
4 f$ ~6 `! y' }9 N2 rwith you? Why did you do that?'
* d! l% p: [5 @4 m- RThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ( Q% p3 W0 }; L. S) D) `8 z u
) {3 E: | b0 ~( ?, P7 mCanadian soldiers who are protecting your# Z0 `( v2 L; _& x" z. e
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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