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* Y& N3 X2 X# Q9 n4 Vlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you& {3 b, _4 v8 _# w+ z4 Y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ! X/ E- }# t$ N, b
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop." j( Z/ Z. H( P$ ?7 y+ E& B* }
8 D F9 d8 B9 f0 K/ |Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
9 {' L& J" x0 T4 l1 i% CI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 j% T6 t4 H* iIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( x3 R5 Z z4 l E" K( O
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
: @' h, r! k2 ^+ t: r" Scold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
& M. V/ B, Z& L; I- Zprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, [7 H" h- i. N) o8 p k
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
& T- Y" | k Y, lsat there looking on in silence. , R7 z4 T* R. y, @0 z' w" ~
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
6 h. a$ ~9 n# p" o% sat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter+ i- m8 I+ o8 n- [! _( S- ?
with you? Why did you do that?'7 k0 H$ `: |1 N6 U2 w6 [
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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2 c6 _" ]# a( ]9 [' V" jCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
6 X$ i$ F3 U, [ Q: ?' `4 tright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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