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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and5 ?9 }# o6 F8 ?+ z0 T
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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8 h) c( z* T: C' J8 `The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.. _, ?  c- F2 H: \% r& \' l
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here( a7 H. _; |% M
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 W! o) `9 a/ @$ f! t  VIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& \2 U! ]2 ?. h+ F1 ]' ^
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and6 W0 S3 U9 Y7 z3 Z6 x/ P* Z
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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7 z  A6 o3 o! y. F. f: b4 yThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,: Q4 y: L5 D9 A, A
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 w5 A/ ]) I7 C. D6 {sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked; b0 s2 M6 T7 H, n5 T# v) k
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
  s- G" R5 s1 z5 F) P1 ~with you? Why did you do that?'
& \1 N/ U( Q8 y( p+ p% AThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 2 c6 f& {5 X" V# U  a0 J5 ^- B; E2 Z5 o
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and% M1 D0 Z! G) P8 g9 C6 i- ^5 _9 H
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
) a0 ^$ \% x* s( g6 ^are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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" S- C1 a/ v5 n8 S$ F, A+ ]/ ^下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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