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9 A/ @( b8 D" T/ i$ x( r6 B4 zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you5 ^) P8 |7 e' q2 v
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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! }- k7 L& B9 H6 M6 q5 oThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here0 s* H: s; `2 O+ s
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 8 E3 w/ N. j8 e/ c1 {
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier9 M# v( e2 Q, g
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
, d9 \9 u" B8 Dcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The* f p& q8 i: H( R5 p7 O
professor was out cold.; W& t$ u; p2 W: X
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,3 p# q. @2 H! ?' n( p9 l, B
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" k( e2 { C1 R0 d0 \1 N& T
sat there looking on in silence.
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0 y1 s4 D: Z8 f, x# A, A% cThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked" l& j5 q! h: n$ t5 {' w
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. @& h J7 ^: ]with you? Why did you do that?'" O9 }0 k+ ~1 y8 L' E* L i
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
5 }# J: z. n1 S( D! ~/ {right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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