God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
& P. C0 P$ K! t! ^- q* nare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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, b" |. ~0 F) x9 H$ x; O8 tThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

' C1 m- M8 P9 z# v, qTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
/ W" E6 }1 d5 t. NIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
/ W, W9 N1 G$ bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
# e" }+ Y, y8 R$ fprofessor was out cold.

3 r! P7 i: u: |" S, ]2 M7 x& M( }The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
, e( @: i% o4 L' V* Y7 Qsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. \0 V* p  Q# f7 z- y/ T! X+ Pat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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8 {! L9 H* J$ @; zCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
' G4 A" Q5 n* ]! a# N" _right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
. n9 h& ~5 p- _- g4 W  vOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: Z9 ~$ @2 u. E4 nare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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3 d) |* u% v& ~; U# ]4 J! F下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
" N! u0 e+ X0 ]7 ]6 ~1 Sso true...

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