God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
7 W, c0 u6 [/ ], P7 care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

8 a, k* a) [& P; H. FTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
7 ?, i- B- q+ a) p# II am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) c' X; O2 p0 j4 ]0 cin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 p& m0 [; ?6 _- ~' P. Y3 }cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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  B6 y9 B. x  v/ gThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
) w8 M8 h4 c* Z/ d/ nsat there looking on in silence.

' p0 J8 l% n# M4 U! r2 k) X6 YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
) E' Y& q2 `8 E, uat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
! T3 G4 |; h3 U8 Rwith you? Why did you do that?'
& W8 b( I8 M& I$ b) ^# `The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
  J' F' @: r2 A: ]# d  J* N7 Hright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
  M- E* B" I$ ^% n' I9 p2 z  dOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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9 I- x, h+ G" f$ M  |! r/ ~下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
* s2 Z7 z3 Y' pso true...

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