God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 N" F3 m6 }: d8 ?0 I/ i' L: J- kare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

) x' j) R% o/ Y' b- K7 Z0 [+ FThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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/ D( R. T* d4 E8 U: {, _Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
! X% E" q" K  v# uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. ?7 `0 H/ P2 _* W  k' g( U" ^professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ N$ l) s1 f$ R9 \% L, S& r3 [silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

$ O% S, W7 Q% I* G4 u3 |9 J/ ~! OThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

8 a. e  |5 @' x# pCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
, a5 P8 q2 N1 e" \right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
: X. Q& `7 n$ x' |' |; |One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
! x, _. w, H* x; hare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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