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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
! P) S; R5 p' p, @5 B! ]: Q- h4 dlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; N/ J$ U* W. N$ O9 d  hare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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1 {" X  I  E. ^6 L9 m5 h3 yThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop." ]% i; C" j+ r* u' n/ p- X3 d& B
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ Q, ~9 L2 \1 ^$ A# r
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' # B3 b' b& ^! `' a6 M
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& M, \+ x. w: o1 G9 Y! h
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 L; i, f/ X3 `& D5 u. L" mcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
% S- v: r1 o/ c6 k" fprofessor was out cold.1 b  D* M# i, A" Q

7 X6 h4 F! v' H9 ^) q9 U. lThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,& w  L0 v  m- a
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 ^7 D9 D5 }4 q' u4 M- n  `/ zsat there looking on in silence. / \1 h7 s/ `$ g7 R: C4 F

# L4 y  b3 G- W) n# x' hThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% N) v7 t* T+ v# R( z0 ^( X; wat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter; j% s7 O' s  Z' B2 W. j* q
with you? Why did you do that?'
0 s! b  @+ ]4 b" y0 }% RThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting / x% c# y/ ]6 d% l

# g  y0 R9 D* f" q1 s# M2 z; ~5 ^Canadian soldiers who are protecting your' W1 k0 ?. Q* \1 M/ p1 V$ T8 N
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ! w  Z4 E: m7 p! T7 x
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
0 j- o* I  c8 M# elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
/ d7 X% ~1 m& ?. |5 p" s  Q$ Ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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; }. s$ ]3 `% X; d& R$ c下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......- C2 Y0 ]" ^2 b! n  S$ _/ e
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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