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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and* B t+ S+ H; F+ `9 J
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
t" C4 x5 q' U1 x; {' U; l2 Ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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' B q1 F2 y* M- bThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: s* o1 p& u }
" L5 `0 R7 C& ~! \& PTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
! x( m( u2 ] N# uI am, God. I'm still waiting.' : m4 _, c! F' c: D9 K: \
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 v8 F r8 M5 J# [' F4 y: B
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and6 ?, c1 A8 c8 a' K! F3 I! H% V
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
/ P! v6 T" M7 U) E& c6 dprofessor was out cold.5 a+ o# `% |4 U5 @) U& C6 N& F& B
* n! w; m) F$ v: \$ w" WThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 m3 [: @$ T$ p5 O' \9 e3 u9 }
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 [, H0 Z6 H6 L
sat there looking on in silence.
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' E. Q: ?- A* c" S* B1 @0 [; i1 iThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
* k. N; h9 W0 U: E( {( [at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
( ^' a8 E# W Gwith you? Why did you do that?'
9 I k" {% u" B9 x6 [6 D RThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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# G6 P8 k6 K) X4 P, i3 N: k, PCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ C! b" @2 ^1 t6 i4 g7 p2 dright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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