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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and+ p$ x/ n' J0 X- n4 T, p/ O% c
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you5 }+ E/ N! k: T. n
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / N% K$ C! E7 q) A

4 K- _$ ~' ^3 I( @) HThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here" r+ R1 s$ F9 i! U" B
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 5 p$ M! J& _) n# r$ @
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ k5 g! f3 ^8 q- y  t) q
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
2 a* A' E' [3 Gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 h/ a3 e  H  Aprofessor was out cold.
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* `% V. y4 V$ y, \  jThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,% {9 T1 A7 ]* J6 `+ p# l
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and$ r, B- l. k/ L+ ^0 [+ B
sat there looking on in silence. ! j5 A& t$ A4 W
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
+ z0 g! k  a6 d$ V6 p+ Zat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
+ [' \% C6 t- _1 i6 g; x$ H% B* Mwith you? Why did you do that?'
8 V& s8 y- X4 a+ y) ~. t  CThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ Q/ E6 g" Y- z. ^3 L# R+ N& gright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
1 f5 {$ @2 E; z( w! EOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and3 A) H# Q$ c: V! I6 _
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......6 X. z' d+ l+ H
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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