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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* C9 {6 p* \ Y8 Care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' " J3 n6 R }5 z) X! w5 b' p
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
7 w! E4 j: e5 \7 ]; w4 NI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 2 N8 V+ O1 |7 a. U' }
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
* ^9 D w" T- b3 u" M/ u0 _9 T+ a% Pin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
7 Q1 D2 e3 v2 x2 x1 S, G" ?cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
/ A+ v& ~7 h9 e7 ^& b# Sprofessor was out cold.
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; K: h# i3 K! I" mThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,- _2 Z- z6 ?. Z6 E! ?* R
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and0 U. E5 o8 W' J
sat there looking on in silence. 4 l1 V! r+ g% Q
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked3 `" p) z9 L1 E
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
# d; N9 v: c9 q2 Q! G$ w4 Ywith you? Why did you do that?'- S5 K9 T, ?7 w7 x
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting : X+ v5 g, T7 t
) R$ _3 z! d, M5 g9 O$ |Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
% o0 E$ i2 z: ^2 n- y+ }( ^6 Y( M2 _right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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