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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and* B  t+ S+ H; F+ `9 J
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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' B  q1 F2 y* M- bThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: s* o1 p& u  }

" L5 `0 R7 C& ~! \& PTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 v8 F  r8 M5 J# [' F4 y: B
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and6 ?, c1 A8 c8 a' K! F3 I! H% V
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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* n! w; m) F$ v: \$ w" WThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 m3 [: @$ T$ p5 O' \9 e3 u9 }
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 [, H0 Z6 H6 L
sat there looking on in silence.
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' E. Q: ?- A* c" S* B1 @0 [; i1 iThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
* k. N; h9 W0 U: E( {( [at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
( ^' a8 E# W  Gwith you? Why did you do that?'
9 I  k" {% u" B9 x6 [6 D  RThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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# G6 P8 k6 K) X4 P, i3 N: k, PCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ C! b" @2 ^1 t6 i4 g7 p2 dright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 9 R( D. |' n* [4 B: S2 @
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
7 o2 ^# ~- J6 h( j0 ^4 n9 [so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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