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- {+ A* E1 u) J* s4 Ulooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
5 T+ S( T! R8 V* q9 xare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ! ~% Z6 u; T8 D
- M& v5 L: X& {5 _8 w1 _" X3 Q* {8 a M: ]The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop." B0 r4 e$ Q' U6 A
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 G3 r; Y1 e! u* E- b' n
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' - H8 W2 D, \4 a* w' ?) b5 ^2 i0 _
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
7 g8 s; v4 C: ]/ {in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
' W6 X- ]; K# m5 y" Ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The+ n- R, ~8 F/ O9 g% z$ |, y
professor was out cold.; R' A- v9 U2 d* Y" x
& o, |' ]. {; b# e& }+ f/ r( d$ rThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" X. c' ?4 A6 N- vsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and D# f) ?( B2 Y7 j9 N N0 n+ Z
sat there looking on in silence. 7 G7 H, Y4 D+ c/ B# A1 E6 B
' V: ]" F) m( M/ n6 BThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked3 c2 R2 l' E; W3 u
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 \# M, S) z: c; }/ R+ Q1 b7 Twith you? Why did you do that?'$ T2 J* I) I) b9 V* D
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 1 e* Y0 \1 t7 S9 C9 y! ^% Y2 |
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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