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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you. c3 l" E# A* E
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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; P) |8 a3 n% MTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here3 y2 X" T0 c) J1 d" r( }9 x2 v
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
1 }" V2 S: B3 k$ t& qIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# |1 I$ c+ g* J! K4 \
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and; I' x: g& X% l% w3 w- O/ I
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 K) a2 O2 P" d7 Q$ L+ }professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
8 {' s! {; u9 f; q2 d9 p4 d! W4 d5 Bsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and4 t+ D/ h: O4 y2 c' o+ j
sat there looking on in silence. ) h# B; Q% i$ M4 m( L
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked9 K! I& H# y# b1 @; p7 X
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" @4 x; ?: g; |2 @0 C4 P- bwith you? Why did you do that?'
& O$ X. b4 r: L! YThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your& Y* U/ ^! P2 B3 p8 a
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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