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8 X3 b" I7 J3 S. X5 Ulooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) N" |7 E) E: F( q F: x! O
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 3 } a1 f4 @# j" n
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.$ u/ p9 L/ B9 P0 _5 [1 s8 A5 X
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier. S |* [) t( C- k$ R# t8 c+ |3 t: w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 w; o3 d3 m* e1 ?cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
- F8 ~- u( J" T& ]5 |: o+ |professor was out cold.& s! Z8 X+ O: ?) w- {
, D" s7 A# A( I/ c6 ^The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% M! ]% ` h$ |- {8 J2 Z5 Q; vsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 G3 [, R/ \! U8 A6 d% n0 G# x0 ssat there looking on in silence. . x/ N& D! }$ J7 l) Y Q9 W" e' L
+ v9 f/ b0 Y% x/ ?1 z0 A8 r0 {The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked3 r) ?7 k4 `0 a' J2 a1 J% c
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter3 R% w+ \1 B/ W5 T7 c- z
with you? Why did you do that?'
/ C' L( f0 T& V/ B! vThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your; a" e+ ~2 J0 [- E; y3 G. n
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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