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8 f1 W# L0 Z+ G$ h, a9 g, Flooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- i: b. r; G% F, F$ U. K- d$ m) e! ]
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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) } r! L. @* m+ y: HTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ \; _# o& F; T$ PI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 ^3 ]4 ^: o+ M, ]2 S3 l uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
9 A6 y) {' I8 b! qin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
- g2 I( h% N! U: g( ], [9 ~0 wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- [. _- o! d: _# J
professor was out cold.
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6 T2 f& t* {6 \$ Q/ ^) i2 ?The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 r( ?4 L4 f x, I% Asilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
+ j }5 U/ o! H& Q& ksat there looking on in silence. 4 @( A$ d3 z* h" `
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked) _$ _' x, v2 J2 I2 T. @' F$ W/ D
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter2 {: j# W3 `8 u& t
with you? Why did you do that?'
. W3 w% s" |2 s/ O3 A8 ~5 iThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your5 A3 O2 v( `' l! s, P
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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