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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and( G! g6 c1 h T. x, Y
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
7 W, c0 u6 [/ ], P7 care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.3 W! n* d7 E" S& o: ^
8 a, k* a) [& P; H. FTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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5 p& m0 [; ?6 _- ~' P. Y3 }cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% T" Q# P. Q/ D j5 v% S+ \: s8 n
professor was out cold.
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B6 y9 B. x v/ gThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,! g$ W t/ z0 ^3 Y" I5 J
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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' p0 J8 l% n# M4 U! r2 k) X6 YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
) E' Y& q2 `8 E, uat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
! T3 G4 |; h3 U8 Rwith you? Why did you do that?'
& W8 b( I8 M& I$ b) ^# `The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 6 g- S+ A5 N7 Y8 t: f6 Q- E x
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
J' F' @: r2 A: ]# d J* N7 Hright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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