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$ Z5 Z! X8 b7 i6 ^$ N ^& Zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, s% d: A' d. _are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 1 }2 w4 |3 _4 H$ [( a" @) n: m
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! \9 s! M& L$ ~+ p/ `( Q7 L+ Z
/ z9 m2 f0 Y |& o. yTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 x I% l& F/ R% |
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 S, [5 K( Z6 Z) X2 d8 A1 [/ n9 U
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) m+ ~& o# c2 E$ f+ n6 w4 _in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and1 h7 E5 d' N1 C v
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. T% N& s. Q" @3 R& w7 a
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and4 M- S g6 _2 d
sat there looking on in silence. 2 P' ^3 i: R& K5 X: e8 N
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: j% x# C/ v' Eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter5 p- U9 o; q# u0 m6 p" Y( Z
with you? Why did you do that?') a4 v8 Z. R( _
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 7 r3 z/ }+ \, @& e1 v" M
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
1 H6 C4 T# b" g4 kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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