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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and; c$ t( t6 {" a
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 N4 j  G* l/ I0 Z8 care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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  `# D& J6 v3 s0 oThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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3 G1 L& Y9 e* |  O6 _Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here3 J$ w2 v: c- a% m" ?1 M% m3 b
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' M1 Y( V) S7 ?4 c% BIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
  j& i! B$ u4 {" T1 ain the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
' s" R' i* A) N3 M3 o2 Fcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The+ d/ }  e; x* H( B0 b4 \* P; x0 ?
professor was out cold.4 ^& s; r( k4 s. {
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,9 D* t& G* N' m7 `* i
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and, P& C& z, v5 t5 i1 X, g8 G4 H
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
6 z/ B3 z: b1 e- \3 G/ Pat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
! d0 e0 _2 `; F% U! lwith you? Why did you do that?'2 Y" r  X5 q! X) B/ k: w
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ A7 _$ ~- B% U" @% E+ Dright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ) {; x) L0 X2 ~/ c% D7 O: X2 f
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 g) A% [0 j9 c* s5 Q; z) j! n' Tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 X5 U1 O8 J7 d1 n& P( g% w4 o  `are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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, V5 \, ]/ k; r; \下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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