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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
6 D6 `  O& Y1 U; P9 T- Zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
1 }; p* H1 I8 Hare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 0 M) D  r. O* k+ @. e3 f/ q
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 d7 I" Z! M! R& k0 t% S* @# ]
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ m; A* V, G) e# L$ x8 O
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'   a  w6 q( c& ]/ e
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ h8 }+ }# \1 [3 B4 \! B
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
& F7 W6 }5 y0 }, Q' U" Hcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
* v8 x$ J! \, a) g% wprofessor was out cold.; ^4 O- A) U' b

( C2 y# X; m3 `& O/ p+ W$ u2 n" QThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, |% `: R6 h+ Q, i
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and; v' Q% F' }" Z+ V. g
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: f# p$ D0 `( G9 V1 [) Cat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) n3 i* K% C/ S+ z3 X) Cwith you? Why did you do that?'
: h5 f0 y6 m! k" i. a4 k% d9 V4 S7 ZThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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4 [( W" ^4 z3 D! x, S1 w* r* iCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
' k  o5 O, a0 e5 E- E6 a3 sright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 1 Z) V9 p4 S' t9 g
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and! E) S  h& T+ T/ {
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......8 V/ m; L$ I/ |, U/ R
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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