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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
Q: j! m. _2 n& `are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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) E6 h; Y( ~5 m: U, s1 R( H! kTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ }7 K+ _! A% T. y! Z
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' * A7 c5 k i9 v: P) V
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
" D" O [+ D" v2 I: P# iin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and1 h9 x$ I# g, |
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( } S7 s6 W0 f" v yprofessor was out cold.
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; w# V2 M9 f6 h2 B7 d& _The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
8 }# o n0 e; g# q# Xsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 G/ ^3 l4 _. X' Y* K
sat there looking on in silence.
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6 q; n! {' N" A4 J6 jThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ Y% X5 k: e' j+ x
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
8 Y; l7 {1 j& b$ A8 |2 c) Wwith you? Why did you do that?'
' e+ m* {6 u& H& IThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 G. e$ N) d- C, `7 v/ t
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
4 ?- M: w- Z4 P1 M9 s% kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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