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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you. D' b- Y6 C( t/ t! g6 Z
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 W; }( V5 C* J! a
' S- P, E$ c- u) y6 Y7 xTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here1 [5 d: \: F, r% P9 y
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
+ ?$ ~8 N* X+ V0 P3 K6 u( y/ q1 bIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
I; b( }: z, G3 a* D7 l X3 g8 p- yin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# z5 O' E4 n) Q2 q) mcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The' }- R# G4 m9 q+ V Z+ ~
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,6 J+ I7 ?& `) I X8 m$ v
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 A) @9 ?, L2 Dsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked+ @' x3 \8 ~" ^; q
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' h& b5 l, y* _+ H- F$ k9 uwith you? Why did you do that?'
O/ a* M2 t9 `: p- t. P' JThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
( Y! s. P; P/ z# M \* ~, [right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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