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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you* k% d: @9 q% G
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / j: y+ _; m; f+ A* U
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 v% S \1 a6 d# k8 b5 a0 sI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' I+ [! \$ W7 V( ?4 L E2 ^It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier0 h8 {; O6 @8 B+ l# n- F; K
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
* O o5 M0 F5 Y9 [cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The6 ]* A4 x7 D. z1 Q' [) ]
professor was out cold., f( ]" R- [$ S. m0 J
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
6 I$ P" v- d6 |2 t0 i( G+ csilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and# M7 E6 d) T4 M9 k
sat there looking on in silence. 5 ]# ^8 s1 V$ n0 n$ h9 h
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked6 O5 `$ {7 t4 `6 m% L3 {
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter7 m, @# U- ]* l0 v" C
with you? Why did you do that?'
- F- I% p7 K: G$ HThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting & o+ F* P) x+ F6 m; T
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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