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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and( V n# U' y K8 x3 ^* q2 O
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you, z J- T5 l! e9 B, F, ^/ A+ M
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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' e6 X3 D# u/ C" ^3 G6 S9 FThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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# Z3 q; X! K/ z7 aTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here Z8 K- ?5 G0 W K4 l3 M
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' : i$ H, y1 w6 n. d6 F
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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/ `# o2 U2 |1 J* ?1 x9 _, N% Lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
+ l- @9 ^! W" @( Y" s( n! ]; Tprofessor was out cold.$ K( i4 _/ l/ k: Z# \2 ~7 _* g# d! K# c2 M
" o1 a( c) g! i ]7 \0 | I, lThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there," ?7 Y: U9 ^6 }3 n# D
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
$ o" r9 \9 ?1 M L! L3 w0 j4 E* ~; Esat there looking on in silence. 6 y8 w# Z5 Y/ g6 d5 l
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ o. k* D. _$ F" B: j0 h
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
5 P& }/ {) f4 Xwith you? Why did you do that?'
* M9 T5 Y& }. E& `6 lThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
) X$ p) j% s u4 r/ {7 @6 Aright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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