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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
* w, u& q; M+ J! {3 t% l6 {1 ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ n4 ^$ a+ j/ {4 K( U5 D6 q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ! E8 C2 S( Z6 P5 q# o6 _, F/ G( z9 y

3 O. F' y. F5 H& P. gThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop./ z0 Z- P5 e+ m! J( a1 t/ L4 O
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ X0 l! r  R/ G; V
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
& j9 _* p/ D0 u$ ~9 R# gIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier/ K% V5 F% v2 t6 d- J
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 D* s" q: `7 Z6 C/ rcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The2 z7 I2 X" w6 [. u
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
- {( ^6 G5 G6 V) ]7 usilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and1 V3 `" x! {6 H, G: R
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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+ `4 \  j* m3 D8 ?/ @7 O2 @5 mwith you? Why did you do that?'# w  a7 R! [: z) s, H
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 1 k, _  r- s" d

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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
& p/ B5 P8 T- z' HOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and9 ^; {4 n6 p1 o6 g7 u  C0 c4 ~8 A
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
8 e$ s8 V8 |( y! x5 pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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  v1 B' J, ]+ o; B0 O下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
/ \" u: g0 U5 Q) c: K& t4 ~so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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