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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and' j& ?( f5 l* l; y
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 b3 ~9 g% M9 ]9 jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 5 x3 |( \  k, H- P3 y# d; {
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop./ n- A% a9 I& s

: z: l6 w' H6 }) n* w% zTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here9 k% n- i# Q4 R! S1 f# b/ ~$ f
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' . ?& Q& I: C6 i* i$ |4 F
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier9 o  _, |1 f0 }, F/ [) Z) S
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
7 k3 H. m. k0 Y# ]7 i2 W% x- Fcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
2 D$ m. l5 `( A9 S5 w/ mprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,* T+ a  w( c& r1 F2 ~" P* M- `
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked+ C1 C9 I9 P, O* C5 b! d$ Y2 t
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter" X5 Q( L/ Z0 m& }  O2 C
with you? Why did you do that?'
2 t7 Y1 s6 y8 RThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
* N; k( g7 F. g2 G" z+ }) {4 BOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
- i( {+ }( l; C" `0 k" M  glooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( n1 e2 Q% m8 ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
, L0 Z, Q( x) |so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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