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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and7 n3 b7 |9 O4 ~, a2 {3 O; `: @
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 N" F3 m6 }: d8 ?0 I/ i' L: J- kare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - ?. P# ~- b) u, a; H0 p
) x' j) R% o/ Y' b- K7 Z0 [+ FThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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/ D( R. T* d4 E8 U: {, _Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here5 ^6 J# T* ^- c/ }$ v" h( q# S
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
! X% E" q" K v# uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier3 e* e6 W- j. ?* _* {. Z* j) @
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and; X! Z4 p- m9 Z
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. ?7 `0 H/ P2 _* W k' g( U" ^professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ N$ l) s1 f$ R9 \% L, S& r3 [silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and9 h; q7 s- w2 s D! q0 r
sat there looking on in silence. # ?* y- ^/ }# F' r2 o; N2 h7 \
$ O% S, W7 Q% I* G4 u3 |9 J/ ~! OThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked9 f+ o$ o8 P0 D! ]. R
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter- z" [9 ~! q( d
with you? Why did you do that?': Z, F/ r! H. [# x! N# a; N
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 6 P1 e. d- N, p9 }: m# r- z" j
8 a. e |5 @' x# pCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
, a5 P8 q2 N1 e" \right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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