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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 }) ?% d1 }4 q. care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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: {) Q) }* d1 w( W# {6 C9 V/ O4 |The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here _. m( \+ j+ p$ }* ^
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 7 ?, `2 X4 u. o+ {9 S) c! d3 p
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- Y% Z/ L4 G+ K0 J' E! t/ z# O
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! O$ [/ D) X: P2 Bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
, ]/ d; r8 `3 u7 E; T% q. D5 b* rprofessor was out cold.# f% \# h/ S" r0 u
" x$ z: [) }6 n- c5 ]) FThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
. E3 ^, ]0 J& j$ vsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 _2 C9 l4 A1 M/ o- _( c/ N" S
sat there looking on in silence. 7 n, U9 @" y' V; b
3 c7 v3 F% F& ^5 {+ KThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked4 @' b) s' o! n! N! N
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ P. L7 \: N; C5 F2 t/ L. Owith you? Why did you do that?'4 h" u, ? P1 p$ ]! {, \! e
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 1 G1 X* s8 m T; G8 I
+ k0 O, @5 ]5 U) A# N% j- A4 KCanadian soldiers who are protecting your8 e1 S0 X' n2 U7 R# T( F8 ^
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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