God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- T* [4 O) l& f5 l7 qare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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5 N# G8 l7 ]( L: m! l$ V: Q# t( JThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 ^1 A; j  N3 sI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
0 q9 \& Q# Q" _3 [7 C. N+ rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
* v+ r0 e& [. Xprofessor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
7 n) K( C! E, D" p6 t8 A9 Z5 `6 \sat there looking on in silence.
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/ N8 ]; `! e% w) y1 r; b8 Z3 VThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
6 i% C" H7 N! l6 }9 q6 D" SThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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% {5 e5 F: l# q. i( aCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ B2 Y& r2 S: _6 J, H! ^; sright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
( G; c4 p( |4 I1 ?. n" VOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 L5 @1 L$ d, F  `  t) _looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
& |+ t0 {& n* K; ]; C$ @' Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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+ `8 V: h- }) s: ~4 u  k4 _下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
1 G7 S" d" X& [& A+ u! J0 ^0 I4 dso true...

yayoyeyu

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