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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and3 A5 f7 v1 A: \1 t9 ~! F! A2 ]
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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) E6 h; Y( ~5 m: U, s1 R( H! kTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ }7 K+ _! A% T. y! Z
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' * A7 c5 k  i9 v: P) V
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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; w# V2 M9 f6 h2 B7 d& _The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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6 q; n! {' N" A4 J6 jThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ Y% X5 k: e' j+ x
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
8 Y; l7 {1 j& b$ A8 |2 c) Wwith you? Why did you do that?'
' e+ m* {6 u& H& IThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 G. e$ N) d- C, `7 v/ t
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
- n; O, r  h+ c- dOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......# i0 e. w4 V/ e# m% u$ B
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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