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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 I. ?. X0 e6 z% V% ]
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ' a3 N9 T. w0 d: H7 p
# q# \& `' P* k2 ]7 fThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 T [, ^2 C( y4 P Q! Q- ?2 A% tI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 `. {4 A v; l& T& GIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
* g; N7 F% [( F0 K0 [" [in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
& b! ?3 X- D4 V, A1 f6 gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
% A s9 g& `; x1 x6 B. n& ^% \: a* Bprofessor was out cold.& U1 \ U8 N8 v, S4 A' L! U
0 [* d: {: e( xThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 E+ W& w5 |& V" L
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
W7 Q4 ~/ v6 X- K! z: Zsat there looking on in silence. : }% e% R5 p# M
' K* `( i3 k- F* tThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked# e C2 t2 J$ u. c" M! Q) y
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 ] u- C( `% Mwith you? Why did you do that?'
# I$ t: \7 {/ b Q1 q: D& g* GThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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g" q' q( i$ m! f2 [( Y. d. L1 e% O6 ^Canadian soldiers who are protecting your: _) }5 v, k2 i# Q2 _* t+ a5 P
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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