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8 S; J: s: ], z: i( |looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) @6 K) S( S0 [) d. @
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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) E- e& x8 O4 L5 G& G _The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.3 x' q* f* r( v; p
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here& H M1 i( ~8 Y" j. a! r$ a7 O
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 3 Z3 @& I2 x+ L9 k( ]3 p
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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5 Z/ R# d2 e6 l! bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 w8 r* k. [+ q7 O* d
professor was out cold.
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7 g( u/ j. Z0 V+ ]1 Y" L) oThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,4 P: V' B; f1 e& F! n* @3 I. i# G* {
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and# a- k) ]8 t- l- T
sat there looking on in silence.
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. V& J0 j! w1 ~2 PThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 N9 d. {' i# L k0 `, Q4 L0 M
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
1 h7 P4 R1 m0 {' c. ewith you? Why did you do that?'
2 D: k: D7 v) u' I6 i, tThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting * V9 d8 q2 }! ^- J
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your9 H2 d; `# ]# V$ {1 A
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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