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B3 `9 b8 }$ J8 }3 h3 `3 [+ A8 Klooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* h3 ~4 K" ~3 I( eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( w2 ^1 S7 ]; [( h" e! y9 \* ]
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here5 H' v& T ~! R. X$ H
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 i( r* F- G) s' }$ ]& e9 ~' |$ ~
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier: }. }6 S& `% o, I/ a- v: k
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
- Z u4 Y8 m: o* h5 [cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ [' I! M( V5 t) E2 k6 a
professor was out cold." [' S8 v [/ [8 @* D: `, t9 S
+ I% i3 k# H) ~! l7 rThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
: j2 {% d% G0 P" d" \/ _2 L& Isilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 |7 I9 y4 n5 z$ F
sat there looking on in silence. ) R9 K) Q0 g" W% W f& p. D
/ T- e' l( {( \) ^3 |2 gThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
* f. U0 w& Z! {; k6 Kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter+ T) n6 l& D! T, @
with you? Why did you do that?'
+ m6 ^8 ?" c7 I) g- UThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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7 l" Q& u5 ~- X! c1 n# [, cCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
9 E4 X* \. e4 v9 G1 Zright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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