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/ N2 ?# ~$ y/ ^0 tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you' H# y' f7 }: V" P6 t
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ! O0 ? I1 b, ^& s/ E4 ?+ z/ J: U
! _$ h+ e6 i hThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The9 G6 K0 a) ?: p
professor was out cold." t6 y* |$ q6 o$ |1 _6 [, E2 W
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,; d* G5 x. l# F# n6 K3 F$ n3 [* J
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 E4 i+ t4 \$ E8 F4 @; Ksat there looking on in silence.
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" ~9 y: G, Q0 p& A. gThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'
) R' b8 T2 N" {8 e" ^2 Y1 ~% M2 Y8 j- yThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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