God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
  ]# \8 ^" A+ V* I2 |8 H$ q! G  zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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" d8 w4 a  N0 C& }7 k# M3 @The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

, S! K# @* o) U4 M" c# _Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ I6 h6 k6 {0 ^. T' {; EI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
" ]+ ~" S, \6 D+ m$ M: xcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; A* J$ c# J! l6 e( B6 x4 Z3 hprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& T. R4 Q  `, V- R7 J; fsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

' ~* Y/ y' z" p. t: e9 ~! ~The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

; D! O8 a" T- _" L' U( i8 ?9 x% w+ ECanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
4 ?7 D) [' d7 b9 e3 C- }8 N( qOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
- S: ^5 u( O% b; Y: [looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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" ^# J* _3 @, _* ?4 T下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
1 u2 d- Q0 _7 vso true...

yayoyeyu

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