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4 m; W8 a) D) B$ Elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you$ E0 z4 H2 P0 ]1 d
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 0 M* p- s+ E# G2 X8 L& J
# G% ^7 P) S3 [' m; I* |The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.) D( h. M) O" {0 L6 w" H8 i1 Q8 N4 @
) ?! c8 e" z) j9 w1 U3 XTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
! M$ I; R3 B4 W9 F( N4 c& C3 ~I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 3 B8 L) U: D2 r
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
7 d0 [, o, U5 Xin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and+ R4 Y% Q7 r! i8 K2 [% d0 w
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; c$ E- ~6 j4 e8 x yprofessor was out cold.0 q; D: O8 L) J6 P E
8 t1 Z$ y8 S q& G4 k/ xThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,* O }3 H% l$ n+ O; m, a. _
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
' H# L7 H& \. }sat there looking on in silence.
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4 _/ `' S1 J h7 JThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" i1 w( {: a) V/ z! t; Iat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
+ C: D& o. M, B% k7 Hwith you? Why did you do that?'& ]# e/ _4 h) w4 ]: {0 j
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting P" u0 m% ^* z9 W$ j
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your! |) ?. T/ D6 x) q
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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