God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
; V% C" b: d. N, L1 hlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* ]# v& C! Y9 |* Rare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
* g, H$ e! `: Q8 e. g* C
* G7 ^0 g! z' Y- uThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
7 @6 R/ x5 C7 N  Y& M7 \
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
& b/ U/ X; G0 q1 e  i1 [- t* K. y- XI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# j+ s1 X4 Z1 J! l2 NIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
  l) Q2 G* W$ ain the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
* M; y7 Y4 V/ u4 D) @  Xprofessor was out cold.

8 b$ g: N+ R3 O9 N) A% Y- YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
  x; y2 L2 E% r! k3 ~sat there looking on in silence.

4 @8 s0 v7 V2 hThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
; G) f5 o4 i' hat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
! K# o+ y2 K8 U. o8 m3 A: w8 ^% x
7 O, w+ E4 P3 i3 i  t! S- zCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ n' y' O/ }5 z+ b  Xright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

猪刀小试

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
+ L6 `. w% F" W" D+ j2 O  b* B) GOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ V2 w5 _' w# i* M) z4 zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
) B$ B+ q9 R( ]- B. }$ fare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

& w$ k7 _& B* W9 ^; D9 g% r
5 U) `; x) \9 U! Z6 d7 G0 e下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
+ A$ x$ d# }. ]: a( u0 F5 f! O( Aso true...

yayoyeyu

西游Q记外挂
剑侠世界外挂
完美国际外挂
: u) ^* N, B0 q9 i, e# \: `$ C传奇外传外挂