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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and  c$ N' g. \; N: n9 W) `
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you  g1 O: b' _5 K* e+ m/ K# w
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' % b7 j, W7 ~( }. B" R6 b
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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# _) [# C  V$ UTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 Q( P* M& A/ d% ?$ e' H3 k) \
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 {6 b0 h6 o3 Y+ P* u8 u
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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$ I* ?! i" P0 i0 s4 {* V! W$ M0 MThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" t2 J# q3 a6 r9 P8 ~( g$ Dsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
1 ?% A# \: f. Csat there looking on in silence. 3 m, H/ i1 A$ E- A7 C% u! Z
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& I) e: U$ y5 R3 s  W
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter# z( ]6 F& C0 w5 [2 l& A6 Q- M
with you? Why did you do that?'
) p6 j( D+ D# }4 d8 W9 X4 mThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
4 d- v, _* Q4 v# v) YOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
1 @0 Q5 X( F) }: Q0 j6 ^8 slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you! Z# Q& I. j3 v9 f
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......1 H4 A) n- ?& S) X: R! c. |$ ?
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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