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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and1 [( `3 _( j7 U
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you7 ~# b8 A4 [8 `) M/ f
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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6 b! R6 V! g- }! v4 {* UThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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' r& \5 Q5 p& U( y' d" ~( B# cTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 q) a" o; e+ T
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 7 A+ }& n: i6 H: Q* d7 l8 S
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier4 R. z, |4 v% w+ Y+ K- p' d9 E- G
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
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professor was out cold./ Z: r) l# ]) P6 W
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
+ q2 I9 O# k, c0 f& V/ @7 lsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" H) v, Y4 {  [: a. l; ]
sat there looking on in silence. 2 j! `$ v) m) X6 S
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
& u4 Y. u6 [2 S# d0 r. {. Y! tat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
, i. @, y9 f+ W7 Q8 vwith you? Why did you do that?'
0 `: ]0 p7 {, v5 C: ZThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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: y' t' C. q/ _4 lCanadian soldiers who are protecting your  ^( l7 |& I; q5 h0 Q8 ^1 A
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ) [6 n' K3 G! N4 h
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and; L! I4 |+ V7 u! ?6 @" o7 E
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) v/ j! q, ~( y0 q% n% J! f4 e
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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* W- e+ b2 N& h. a6 L! V: u4 q下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......7 S/ }* S4 S# Q4 z# k( F/ g
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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