God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 g6 p, c7 q; L1 ?7 c- o: sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

3 v; D3 E% o7 ATen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
( w' B$ \9 G, x0 nI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
, N7 S* W9 R$ g& `% x3 {9 Fprofessor was out cold.
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+ r, J; }" \9 _/ JThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
0 y" `* _/ K! l5 ?; A2 l8 xsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
) G2 q, a& |1 ?' k' vsat there looking on in silence.
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; B$ I! A7 }( t9 P( i3 G! n$ [The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
6 |; `! X9 y, n% R) E# Bwith you? Why did you do that?'
' L: f& ^" e9 v; IThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
! O* s% P+ x- {4 U+ [- V1 L4 ^right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
/ p% i7 h& ], X5 s. EOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 f; _8 I6 l5 {are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
! X7 Y6 z$ L# \; b2 Sso true...

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