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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( m$ _% V- } v' Bare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 3 h( `4 P# u- _; v
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop." U' K4 o% l9 a5 T- Z
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ j1 {; {$ c) X9 m
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and7 a' i) U* V& D/ S U C
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
1 ?' p5 V( m6 Z1 G1 e" ?) ?4 j9 Lprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
l0 V( h* w) F# {. Tsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and9 a9 X4 A& e5 @ }; Y
sat there looking on in silence. $ \. o( r1 M5 Y+ w0 n: c( H1 y
$ G1 o. t+ D4 e5 | YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
1 ?- m2 h' R& [# W+ ]at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter7 U" ?! }( N5 e) i+ D
with you? Why did you do that?'" \/ J( u3 b! e% W( R" {, b
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 8 v- }3 g% w3 v$ z v
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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