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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and+ ~. M2 o; ?! K6 a
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- T* [4 O) l& f5 l7 qare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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5 N# G8 l7 ]( L: m! l$ V: Q# t( JThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.# d9 q' I `! R
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 ^1 A; j N3 sI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ) ` y& q) O' F+ g! Q
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
0 q9 \& Q# Q" _3 [7 C. N+ rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and5 S# Z; X$ T5 ^. N: X8 F, S4 z3 r
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,! p1 c2 u) s6 |" N" D
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
7 n) K( C! E, D" p6 t8 A9 Z5 `6 \sat there looking on in silence.
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/ N8 ]; `! e% w) y1 r; b8 Z3 VThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked9 w% i# Z7 U5 R9 j2 a8 W' i9 `
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter% Z8 Z+ r/ [) T" b5 T q
with you? Why did you do that?'
6 i% C" H7 N! l6 }9 q6 D" SThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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% {5 e5 F: l# q. i( aCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ B2 Y& r2 S: _6 J, H! ^; sright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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