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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and! e/ D: i3 B8 }& [/ Y/ M
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( O4 l9 L. B6 R, @7 W! V: Dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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, m- R8 _0 D# M9 j9 ?" y3 o. UThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here" S0 a; {+ s2 V7 s( S
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
, F( F3 S. A1 Q& ~7 K; E. R/ Z+ c8 VIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier9 V  s8 q# q, f( v: J" g, Z8 p1 t
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
+ k) l, Q2 \0 W+ o9 J1 P& Dcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
, i2 y% Z& S/ B; N5 V" M  [professor was out cold.
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5 \/ `: B7 n! wThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
: f5 v' s( Z% M8 t, lsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and0 G' [! p  F  u) O
sat there looking on in silence. 4 M, `+ b& `/ f0 w

* ]# M! ?- V5 W" O. Q9 o1 \The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
8 t) x2 s3 ]# x" uat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter2 j* x6 K1 E* J! w* @
with you? Why did you do that?'. z7 j( Z- ]' {% T
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting + c3 \6 _1 q4 Q8 |( m' z

4 b- s+ H4 ~/ ^1 [+ qCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
$ N5 u% J( v! v1 Kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
  G9 D$ s, X6 O# oOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and$ s2 [  `4 x! V3 ^
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; G0 E% n/ y8 e+ Q" Iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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# V( v3 u9 Y& U( I8 r( C下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......& _2 D, o3 S* Y$ S7 _# w# ^1 o
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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