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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
5 U- g$ X$ O. m( Z) Blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ B# Y) `% Y" i; r( I
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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6 C. ?- W1 O% f- F: Y/ u- wThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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# b6 H- [" E" ~" z+ ~& O+ e8 v4 ]Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# E, x& n; s7 F
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and2 v8 ~) j+ n! Y; e8 ^9 T( G% o
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The( {# B6 f1 f8 X( J& h% {, H
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 X% L) P; c4 ]2 V; `silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 S0 q9 F. }1 y& B9 g, V. X* Usat there looking on in silence.
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0 ^0 G6 t8 o7 G7 Y8 GThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 r3 b) b) T' b
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
$ F3 ]& L5 Y: P3 O$ L% _with you? Why did you do that?'% X; {- G" K  \/ c3 v
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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2 G& u$ m0 t+ b5 DCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ I7 L" V; r( ^% ^5 aright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
: h( a% w( T$ `1 T+ MOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
1 T" s$ K% i, M1 I8 tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
! q0 J/ F* r; d6 c; @/ @5 {4 Tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
+ a, l- C; a9 a+ {so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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