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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and2 y! |$ \5 b) u. I' m3 m
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
& _5 ~, z5 f2 L9 K0 vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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( S V. Z2 Z* eThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.0 `$ D8 T# M' T, y9 _- }! H
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here3 n3 V" N5 V/ E4 i
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* Z t! g1 S* u7 g! @; c" mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier4 s: P9 c$ j2 B7 C
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and+ z7 ~- t5 @/ M% s* y1 p
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 a( `& f& n8 j
professor was out cold./ p# D, g/ P* V0 X3 K& A- J
. r9 ?' t( V9 n/ D7 N% uThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,6 E2 B1 j, L) O* U; X/ ~( }/ m
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and4 g% j/ |( H/ {7 L
sat there looking on in silence.
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" `% R$ r8 V( x- M& YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked( h# f+ t) _% T+ T) y" x$ [
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter J! Y3 `9 U( W3 j
with you? Why did you do that?'9 X y0 \ d9 e1 M# {+ }
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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& q' U( P% M7 y2 @! w) T# h+ KCanadian soldiers who are protecting your3 e7 ?5 ?4 U4 x. v5 ]. ]8 I/ S3 r- v
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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