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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and' U- e1 [) e& \8 T0 @2 u- C. q  e
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you  w) [% q! [) [  v
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' $ ?' l( Z7 P0 {( `5 x8 o- W; @
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! d2 P" k1 z1 H  `0 d% E

* g/ Y4 Q/ p( j  Y: o. R& |Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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8 x3 i) S) j$ X2 m( z. D0 ?$ B8 S6 ycold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
) Z; e: U2 i5 B- e( rprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,% f% i8 P* x" i+ `* H/ R# g1 [& J
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: ?7 N) Q( k4 R; s0 q9 Osat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked" Z2 o9 |* u; L$ a2 p, q  a
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter0 n, n) x3 {6 v1 N- A
with you? Why did you do that?'9 v4 j! D/ U3 g) j3 I; H
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
; C7 j- k( R) I9 \% C! f7 }- ~right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ! g  n5 M" X2 d( k  {
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and; N6 Q' ?+ {  V
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ y5 o* R" L4 A' e1 f; C0 s; Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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8 ~5 u$ Z/ ~" O  |下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
& _- p& I4 L* R0 ^" s+ Nso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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