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4 i/ w1 U4 A2 X; \, ^2 s: Rlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you/ H/ Q2 f0 X+ `
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ S. b }8 `4 s. @: EI am, God. I'm still waiting.' . V% j( J! {# [8 T; N, w# E
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier7 Q1 C+ {8 I! i, _) {
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
8 [" C$ `+ k0 _4 q" w) P! Kcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
# B& b; x! D9 j/ \% Q# uprofessor was out cold./ M# V. G: Y+ z& g
$ }% a$ L0 ^" @2 o; \4 _0 OThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
) w, c3 _8 l5 a9 A* G& Z# H/ [5 Ksilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
/ x2 Y' K) l$ ]9 {/ P% M/ vsat there looking on in silence. / X% |6 ^6 s! b( w
& _- D( ]) W6 u+ D( `; q' EThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
5 S+ J: A! i- [* D) M, aat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
5 V5 {* h @. f4 dwith you? Why did you do that?'
# M# f6 m v% {/ I5 n; V% C" ]) AThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your M# x* l7 h$ N: _; B y+ y
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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