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% x* B; _* j+ u- ?' C3 mlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
" [+ ?" Z; J! \. l0 D7 v. P) Tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.1 W8 W D: O& T' [; C0 O6 A
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
0 X4 O! l7 b* w+ {I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
! V8 X4 Y9 o9 l0 j: y& eIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier3 T' x( D7 T. C
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and) L E7 x4 }$ T# j$ H( @; H
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The; J2 K- l' W! m$ S9 N. @
professor was out cold., }6 K e9 x% ` E% _5 d
* L, b% J$ l k* YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
* I" K. Q4 ^1 u' u5 `silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
& u+ e2 x7 p# h& V* b! osat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: N+ [+ ]9 x2 I) `at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter* o; e& c2 C1 ~
with you? Why did you do that?'& N1 _. s W2 e. G7 ?6 ]
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ b( y8 a' J0 y( ~4 X/ v- xright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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