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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and2 z" J; q9 G8 J0 W& P" m u
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you9 y* n% S8 ?: N E9 P" E
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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# |) l/ {. j9 L# wThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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$ X' [5 A- f, {5 oTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ H; y x. [% k ]" z3 S
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' q& V8 ~, t- UIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
M. I6 T0 ]4 Y# u: }( P2 nin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and2 Y/ W9 [0 S. d& z$ V6 R
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The: j4 [, c' w. H R5 S2 i+ @
professor was out cold.6 e( e1 u( g3 Z4 C& [5 X
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,4 k/ l6 Z; Z% }* E& f
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: o5 R1 }! d. S$ E, Q* Ksat there looking on in silence. 4 j9 J0 s' B6 q! f
, a% d; p/ o1 t2 ?, y- N' N. u# hThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
1 g8 b( V/ j9 [9 c7 U" g, h) u9 `# rat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- ]# ?7 V* T8 U4 B* dwith you? Why did you do that?'
9 {5 S5 m/ [" f& T* ^& H& n. iThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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6 B5 y0 L" T! f+ F" {) x' aCanadian soldiers who are protecting your! y2 E" T! _. p8 z5 k- M h
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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