God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

7 }& v; U& R) D  VTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
) U3 G' T2 d. H9 B  [0 V, p' w% @It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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0 ~3 A+ e( j9 e# c1 Ucold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 h( y- _* p* Rprofessor was out cold.
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6 o6 c; M6 ^4 E  w3 N) N/ j0 B8 nThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
, f, ^3 _4 h- z" J, E; N7 Hsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) H$ z+ p* \$ v- j/ `with you? Why did you do that?'
4 V  r. T* w/ ]% l) O5 ?The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 J# g/ V1 j) ^# h# \, p2 {right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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- t' F. I" E% M" I5 j5 `9 P: d下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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