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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 M- M! M7 Y5 }9 e# {# c. S$ Vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # Z& A3 E! o5 {/ C
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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' S% S" i( R$ K0 hTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: R1 l5 c& ^2 N, A8 p
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 6 x5 T$ D3 K" k
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' M1 J3 B1 U, S, `. i6 ]( W
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and' H0 E7 z8 i. e
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ ~+ c" y9 L6 Q/ c: P& r
professor was out cold.
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" b& _4 I8 @' N4 O: r- Q- ?The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
`+ l1 |8 X) k; ]silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
q1 K$ |& b+ R5 a+ vsat there looking on in silence. / L+ ~ z W0 Y% K1 L3 Y( m
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked9 X3 b+ Q. K* J
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
6 l- y) e% I, N7 g) @+ {with you? Why did you do that?'
$ z% z7 B% [8 BThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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3 H3 v! t" }$ U" h' D& M' m0 WCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
[( U7 a+ h: x zright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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