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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and" h. B9 d& y0 Y- t3 q" _/ q
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you! @7 n8 R" n/ B! m1 `" |( h5 ?2 ]
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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# }( U5 X0 T0 `  M1 S. P0 l' k7 ~The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.4 I3 b& i% U% Z. K( ~  y$ y
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here! K5 V- D  c2 C3 ^9 V
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 Q3 I$ f) y6 J2 _/ ]) a
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier, Q+ V7 `7 o" R3 O% c+ Q) F
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and5 k& h+ B4 j, B& {( d
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 J& j* `# N* G2 r' P
professor was out cold.
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7 @; y) @7 k6 i' |( |# w- A5 PThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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; p9 r) D# F2 I: K# d' C8 `The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked9 B3 f( b- W2 \' @8 t# n% E3 s
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter: Q" |5 C/ {* w  N
with you? Why did you do that?'0 Y, M; X/ Q! x; z* D) D
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 - n$ w7 F  {7 J( v2 J8 x" o
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and+ O9 I8 e  q3 B* Y( V+ x
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; U- k; u* `9 j$ S4 j% `# K" e
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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+ N3 v' i' K. z9 {- t, n下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......7 n) T4 Y# t. Z* ?
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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