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" |+ [! b' i/ F! m( q9 qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you: Q5 H9 b) N& i, d# u7 {
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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& t3 {- e, ~: [" \, c' S3 fThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.) S4 W# B+ g% [; \
8 [5 L" k2 t2 |- ^2 bTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
M2 O5 s' p& m/ PI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
v/ g* z7 B2 U2 X* hIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 `0 s$ E. c$ Yin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and0 y/ J% k' L% p( l" M
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The$ j* K4 g9 h! V4 y9 `
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
1 x4 S4 C& v5 @8 m. Y* asilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
' r2 z$ p: b7 m8 M7 nsat there looking on in silence. 2 L, l* k# L+ ~7 k4 j% o6 d
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ r2 x; G2 a1 w3 O
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
Z- d* U Q' ], I, P6 Iwith you? Why did you do that?'
3 C. h- l: @- zThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting # @" |6 Z. D* r8 `+ Z
; i- x: ]! b b) iCanadian soldiers who are protecting your- c y2 s+ c: P" U+ }5 T' Q
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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