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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and; F1 f9 h- l0 N" t' [
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ n5 e* V" V0 C. |are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 5 d( b0 _- K+ W

+ E1 u7 D  s' j' E; A6 `The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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; Y2 z( L2 F: V& X1 OTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here' R- w7 G( e$ N" [
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 1 L8 k7 I% D  v) ]( [
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
" r6 ?0 l7 E9 j- l- Min the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 u$ H5 C6 U7 ?4 _8 S! T. {cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The) i! C6 d. ~. F7 w
professor was out cold.+ j- E+ V# p$ l5 M8 ^

9 }' p/ E8 h* c2 S. {The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,; ?) H' [, R# V9 \7 q
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
8 g3 ^; t9 P+ D8 J9 Q7 s' Zsat there looking on in silence. ) g5 v0 l3 x  c7 u$ c
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% k" M  Q( ]& M1 U$ ~
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter6 @; E! l$ m# w, `5 F% O5 B
with you? Why did you do that?'
- f; K3 U; L4 u) BThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 7 x3 W! Y  d+ t' b$ O

/ i, \$ f# z% u9 k) Q$ ~Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
& X5 H: [. w* ~; Wright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 & E. }+ V, z0 x( Y0 K% q
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
1 M  l$ T% |) p* M3 elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
  g3 l  G# Q- Ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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: y# Q4 c" m( K# a) \8 z  c下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......) R* i0 m1 I1 v3 H" y! `( U% ~
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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