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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
) j7 m: Q/ w5 \- U' ylooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you" D+ [/ n, m2 z
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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7 q& L* L7 b5 A- {3 [The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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* B! j* M$ z6 Q" p3 P7 h* y% STen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
# A2 t2 f! H9 L0 U" F8 VI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
9 m/ [; v# N# k& J! LIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier; D& t( D6 O! B5 \* k& M
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and* s$ l% E$ m4 R0 P, H" c, {9 w
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The. O6 |+ T2 w; b
professor was out cold.
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1 ]3 n- n3 O5 _The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
! h- m6 w& u1 B' d: S0 P( r; Rsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and3 m$ f* F3 \( X/ I+ n% H3 i: S
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked: S' S5 {6 u  b6 A9 R4 W( y% p" [
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter# p# B  d) h2 n4 y% P' F
with you? Why did you do that?'7 i$ k) m7 m9 d3 ~1 O+ j
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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5 I  M' n" h* O4 bCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
  M. F& L. O! B; M# q, _% Jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
# [  ?# s0 M2 D2 A1 \- NOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and. V3 H2 A& [- k2 z& Y1 H
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you# I# V: H! }- @" O/ ]
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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* M/ ]. f) G8 q4 m5 P8 |下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
8 U& j' o4 r- ]6 xso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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