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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* P- s2 @0 r+ l. v
" M8 r3 P* J. Z" H- z( J8 F7 YTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
2 j! z7 A) m& ]. F! W" O0 S1 z/ mI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
: `! s. ]: k: D* D# t4 T$ v8 {It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier$ B8 B. R" w7 V0 @; n: w' c4 `
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and+ G' }2 I/ ?8 w; V
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
$ d" e# b% K6 Zprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 N& m+ F$ `, j: L! J
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 R% q5 `* P( {7 u3 V
sat there looking on in silence. % A) R/ c8 O9 g* o
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 M3 b2 y/ R' Q" r! d- o
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
9 _) Q$ o7 ^, s; h! ]. Mwith you? Why did you do that?'$ e2 d3 o: c. Q' a9 c
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting % r7 u* D5 `5 x3 b) W
+ e( }2 O! r- A7 U; v7 P% nCanadian soldiers who are protecting your( N7 e2 ?' O0 D. f9 a
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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