God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
+ P( K. _! r; g( l# ]( Zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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* {) z) {3 d1 ]  U/ X3 u1 {The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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( [' d& H: f5 E- l% g7 sTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
3 u* q7 D' k" V( w+ bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( }. [" d3 B& z4 B  X" @professor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
7 w5 P: M* P' I- Fsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
, f, Q; L* ~) U" p8 V5 r1 {# O) usat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
) P( h% m! o% Y0 E& \at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. ?2 w$ m: v2 O. f, Z( M+ c# A1 g2 U5 ^with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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3 p* O  A' x# ?/ ]+ WCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
2 M# d( q8 Y- z* K+ fOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 H% S0 _# w6 O& `4 qare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

0 d" A: L- N6 O% D7 T$ _下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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