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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and. o5 C8 \( j* \$ E; K7 d2 ?
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you' e. i2 T% B5 ^0 k
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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+ U& m6 _ B" q+ X- O, J+ wTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here, M3 {* h( v! c
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' # h! ^# A8 i/ g9 A$ E% d) B+ F
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier6 \3 o5 Q1 I, F5 q
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and: l. O; Y; c# o2 z9 \
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 c% m! q& f9 s1 s
professor was out cold.
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, C& c0 x' @ ]8 ~8 E( b3 T# uThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# o7 x/ J, G2 z: d9 |8 hsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and3 h; ~1 n1 |3 m
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
9 d$ C8 g( N6 y2 k( Eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
& p3 }! }" U& Nwith you? Why did you do that?'1 f$ p& m' u6 ~! f/ @+ P7 |
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting - U* Q9 F! S2 ~1 W1 R' `. F
6 |7 r2 {5 f( v6 c, r" X* KCanadian soldiers who are protecting your6 h. P5 u7 P+ s' {* ]) q( ^
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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