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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ A8 ?0 ^2 S6 s) a: _looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you& ~8 l5 _- G2 h# h
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 1 [% g/ s5 j7 b3 S# u
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 X( J9 K3 l& o+ y7 P
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# H; {  X& l$ D- o2 o$ _5 MIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 X4 e, v' @& H/ q0 d! fin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) t# w& i1 T& O" pcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The! }9 h( m( W3 W
professor was out cold.$ ^. T- b4 |! ^

* {4 {8 a  v- {! f7 eThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
0 Y$ ]; x1 b  V! asilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
, |6 t0 V5 ~4 R9 `sat there looking on in silence. : l( p' V: {/ ^, q, m$ e% L

3 `( k3 t- a5 h3 l# p3 k7 yThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked2 i+ Z9 S+ \8 ?$ _
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter) i0 W* m6 g4 y- j* g# Z
with you? Why did you do that?'
* U: V7 r8 p) p1 EThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 0 n+ I, y3 z" B

$ F: O% r% M: WCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
8 z% ?/ O2 g4 M5 }right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
* o( s8 m5 a  ~% }9 h6 AOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and$ s1 v/ ]- Z9 U" o3 V" M
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% n. t; l6 R" Q& Q: G6 T1 Q* ^
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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  n$ Q% @% M% |$ m下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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