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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% [/ x0 d; ~4 x" b5 D+ d. k$ q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! }. L) P8 T# ~! l+ k
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# a+ k; q/ |: S$ ]& l. S$ v
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
: u( T8 G' y2 hcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The! H# X% @; }( D; b& S& E
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" A% h' S5 ]4 psilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
+ Y- h1 q; B' K/ l, bsat there looking on in silence. - W* G# ~8 Y& r% z1 c
$ |) `1 n0 G3 r/ z. P3 LThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked Y c! _# ?3 O& c& p% a
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- t, r5 |; V1 B, X( _) \with you? Why did you do that?'
3 n& C- D) g* d' a' SThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 1 t9 k$ h1 u. ]. n
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
* M$ @( u: s. Z* V V1 Eright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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