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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
# B. \- W  p! }# w. i# J" Slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; ^! T. T* x$ V, z- k9 Oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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) }2 B: i- r4 s9 D  kThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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7 [* V- l- f* O' E9 h, \0 aTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here% O: L" _. m, O
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
" ?5 }  N3 ]# T- A3 G+ T  w9 CIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& s+ n8 r0 d0 b5 |in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 }. b( p' V) T2 J- L" y% bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ c. Y: x7 x$ x7 o7 q! f
professor was out cold.
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# n' F! I2 a$ t; C3 x* n+ XThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. t0 h: v5 i/ h
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and# a% b( q2 i% l  N) U: W# j
sat there looking on in silence. % c8 V1 }) ^) |# Z& h( Y
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
( h- O. C" ^, G; Y0 _  j$ yat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter/ q* Z5 Q; E( K. {' g8 q! a* j9 @6 |
with you? Why did you do that?'( s/ }* z* \8 o
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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( ]4 \5 g2 F' Y( D8 zCanadian soldiers who are protecting your8 \5 F, O' w! _. z
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
- S, O- {  |" F6 f4 ROne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
" y. @% ?* ^" k( q, P: h; D7 ?! slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
8 |% O2 T% G( F( @) Dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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) b  b4 h# h0 I* _! M/ l下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
+ g2 d" P. K( `" Mso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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