God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
9 e) g, G8 Z# L& d$ y/ c3 Z; s9 Clooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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& `/ l1 g4 U+ I: I8 X; ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
5 {5 `$ {# a  M; Ksilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
, ]# F" c$ h2 y- ^. M3 V' Ksat there looking on in silence.

! H" {8 |. b( W! C0 j* ~! YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
$ y) \1 g) `$ g6 }  ?at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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4 Y2 p* l1 `: _, SCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
: \0 m1 P- Y9 H/ Jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
$ k6 S- e- O3 b) D/ ylooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
9 r$ x6 I! a) F7 O7 P5 qare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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$ Y+ ]% D" `3 X$ W, U下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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