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3 ^0 U9 J7 r5 n" |# clooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% r/ Z' W, {- [
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.0 r6 K2 k9 n% U, K
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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0 M( k) G- `% ?8 }. d# vIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier0 P2 T$ B4 f; S% n
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and2 j$ x8 Z3 k6 r C& l
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- \- O; R4 M6 a6 b
professor was out cold.$ A. |' k0 z0 B9 F9 m$ `
7 Q1 Q+ u" A" g- u2 s6 _The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
( g7 }6 z c3 r( ]silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- k! _+ _1 U0 A! D1 D8 C+ w) Ksat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 a% n7 i6 m2 S/ o: O
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter. O3 Y( [+ Y1 p; ` E0 e. j
with you? Why did you do that?'
7 b% r. y. f: M) e" vThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ; {; [8 ^( O) D1 ?
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
3 J; W/ B) R6 y! t& |right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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