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- M4 ?! q8 w# @0 v# v9 ^looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you `) {1 e8 q7 |: e3 P& X8 E. l, ?$ t
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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7 [) h2 E- F- }& K/ @' c9 bThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.& c; o* O4 Q `# |+ t4 o4 N
& X6 R! m, y! J. ^Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here1 _, Y( ]1 @5 y+ ]; o1 _
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
+ t* c8 J. {/ M/ NIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
8 L1 _' O/ z# w) G% m$ m1 ?1 _! nin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and6 v$ A R: K, v3 u
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The2 f ` [$ T: X% T
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,( _3 t- M3 D% z1 v
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
/ K, E- {. d, w! v0 e1 |8 p7 r( fsat there looking on in silence. * a" F" Q$ v6 q; d5 E' I
1 e3 b9 c0 e1 F% S* }The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked! ?! x0 r- H0 {& z! }" C" U4 \
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 n$ t$ B* N, ]0 ~+ o% t7 o8 D
with you? Why did you do that?'
1 F& O( E) M3 l. Y* w4 Q3 {The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 5 ~$ y& d/ z/ @; R% \5 `* w+ r( u, Z
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your, w. m$ e6 _4 h# G
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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