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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you' ?/ Z, t. r, h! {
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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* i$ ?3 K7 y) L5 _The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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4 q" `! ~4 F+ U9 R/ bTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here( O* c; b. Z, [0 Z3 Y* ?" J$ H
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# w4 a: l# P7 a$ J! M0 ^It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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1 I3 d: L! ^" U# Lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
0 k0 X- r q( m, ~! \ Csilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and/ p; H; G. |5 P6 Z/ r9 X' I, z! |+ g
sat there looking on in silence.
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, j |5 H5 Q5 X5 HThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked/ Y# s( Y) |1 S: ~' t& \
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ @% s8 p: y+ ~. \- rwith you? Why did you do that?'- K. a3 D- _ M O" P
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your$ r; |+ b( X4 c, a8 f4 F$ S
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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