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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and: y! e+ A4 E4 C( i
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 n! N2 o1 I$ g4 o5 _$ A  D* S
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - j( P$ Y/ S7 l9 |  p6 Z
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.8 a/ {' a0 ?8 n0 |5 G% m6 v

" [) X: i! q* ?9 UTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here6 R' x  |+ M# ~6 M3 J* ~
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
  {9 o8 y3 Z* x3 F0 ?: lIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
" F7 G: O# P0 s, z; _2 U7 tin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and0 k& p# D& J. G! `* n& w; p# |2 j
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The( q3 O, G" b" `4 ~
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 C. u3 B( {6 P: d" ^
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 s! T  w, {6 D5 s* d) e6 Vsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'# n: A6 @: E3 v9 x9 E, ?5 d
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your7 q6 c2 F1 P2 S! g; l8 O% m
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
3 [: Y1 t+ E3 t4 Y. aOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
, G# k" a. B+ f* D# N7 O5 zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you, e! T; n4 @  W( ?4 \
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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$ B$ R+ a% q. u4 _下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
2 |0 y9 M6 n& n7 u* M+ T. }so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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