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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 G4 x- V' T+ f* v* `8 sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.0 ? s, o& T! r4 f* B. p: m+ z
: {# J5 ]+ _* R9 G) f& CTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
9 f; R0 e) A0 R# |$ C! z xI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 3 _4 M" [' F( Y. l* }
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
/ u1 h' O8 f" [9 X: {) ?6 @8 yin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and9 Y' v4 @8 b/ V+ _$ n. b
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% z s3 C2 R6 s7 v/ o% [( f
professor was out cold.
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; e% g" P* @+ V; h6 v5 LThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,) r L2 ~/ R9 C4 Y+ @! h
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and6 N. Q% d) S, d* i; L8 a5 M
sat there looking on in silence.
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2 n$ k$ i! C7 @3 l+ cThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. M" Y j, b% `. t' x% z& E* m! Tat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter: n% C0 J9 P$ \8 x8 r f- z
with you? Why did you do that?'& I9 l( M; n% D; {
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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