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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / a$ S) a, L- E: T, H$ J
0 A7 ?. a$ ^. o v# V, yThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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& q, H( ^9 u7 sTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here F0 P; _$ P' Y+ s2 n
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 [9 K0 b( X$ v9 }It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# j9 a4 O8 \2 }2 V4 W& [
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 ~# a5 i' d0 ~: R1 e7 ncold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The" @' C! W2 p& r; o- r8 k
professor was out cold.& x' d& f4 }% f; _2 U5 l
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" f. f% ]" ^1 P' K! x8 E6 |silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* ~5 h. d$ _1 U. r% A. J; j$ Y8 l R
sat there looking on in silence. & o; I8 t( b, W/ h4 i; @8 q
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ p. U* F$ X- o( ]+ _! x
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ Y! s6 x% R* C/ |with you? Why did you do that?'
0 `# [6 m d$ y. W! a) OThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 T' ^; i |% r
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your. I! r8 m1 F* T% _( b
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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