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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ d* k7 Z1 L) ~+ ]& _
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 2 q5 D# }8 \& `
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.8 N) \! R2 s# w
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
; \+ C+ w8 F3 [7 z# _' @I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 i7 g: x9 n2 J. Z8 gIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
/ Z& f. H3 ?8 ^/ B; ^0 i8 _8 ?in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and7 g6 C) r6 \$ A3 @! r
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( x) t/ Q/ `, V2 m/ d' jprofessor was out cold.
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9 e+ e9 t. T' {9 U0 B* D* _# M! v p5 VThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
4 }0 |+ H/ v$ B4 W$ csilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
4 w: J% {/ u, z6 h3 H- Tsat there looking on in silence.
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6 Q3 z9 f; J2 M9 tThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
) |7 v' {6 d4 E6 h+ jat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter6 i8 s/ o9 M" b* x2 P# v
with you? Why did you do that?'
5 N, H/ z2 f2 d2 DThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 4 Q! E' V1 _/ C2 K! {/ B! q
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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