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: ?, i5 n) C% mlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 ~2 i% A% E$ Q; X. n& A
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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3 ?( A# `( W& a1 D% h/ JThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here6 x: h* |" H: ^4 T/ C+ C p
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' T" u. ~" t9 z, C9 f3 W' qIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier9 c7 h$ _" g' F! U/ h" S+ x( g& F
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; D: |- g. i9 z2 R( ]. z/ Ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 t% f: B/ y: h4 W$ X: v+ e
professor was out cold.
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0 T5 ?1 E. w& W5 u9 s* B( \5 aThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
* d5 [7 \+ R5 V/ k( G% ]silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and! Z, S( n' X2 \+ A* A. ]
sat there looking on in silence.
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! y+ \' x- f) lThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
+ a' n! b" a/ j1 @" z6 M+ Bat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter$ q" R; h# o" }
with you? Why did you do that?'
/ ]4 B1 O9 V9 fThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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9 ~) r3 I7 {6 f* X2 M- b$ }Canadian soldiers who are protecting your; Q7 I# M1 l2 D0 D: M' d% z
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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