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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 Y; X' |" n# q- f" H8 u1 o: ^looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, c) k, v( P9 `* S# Z& s/ U* Jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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# K( w3 s# c9 K% ZThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.1 |4 J# U, y: x/ x
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
- o2 Y' p. B2 r+ c# E- V! X. rI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
  _% H+ v- L4 K: oIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# h, @8 V% ^8 E0 [9 q: d$ k; w9 ]6 W. R
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
/ V' N, V- x  g6 ecold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The5 r0 ~2 Z; U# V) c8 t
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,9 y' ]0 @, [- j
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 G8 u) G. ^8 tsat there looking on in silence.   P4 v: Y2 r! c' i, X' i$ w7 _0 R
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'
, n$ ^+ c9 F* G2 C( _" K9 BThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your4 T+ Q1 O& Z9 @3 }& q, K/ x
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
; ~/ A& K/ e' KOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
! v" G* \/ a2 ~. Clooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- a3 ]! l4 V% h+ X
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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6 V: H9 ]8 Y) _9 k3 B下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......, \7 e6 y+ A4 @# X) ?) F3 Z
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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