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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and8 e2 J+ g1 K* n
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 T! C: q0 Q2 R4 n2 F
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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+ C: u E6 O5 \4 o# T) u$ W. tThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.$ T* L! j5 v2 R2 B& ^
/ K# L9 D- k4 v: p) ~Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
5 `! d- }$ v# b2 [% II am, God. I'm still waiting.' # ^- F* u$ A$ C
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
6 F. x/ ~9 t8 B, z6 }1 q3 uprofessor was out cold.
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; H+ f; \' V+ n# n+ YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
) |0 E- Z) [7 `( Q+ k5 `5 Psilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and; @% \ j4 e1 b
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked" U5 w- o: T" a: }+ ~# a
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter) Y( P/ J3 N5 P: k
with you? Why did you do that?'% J; W1 f* Y' h
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
. e C$ z6 m5 D m& V0 R& w. c3 F% sright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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