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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
$ g# b' i5 u5 W! r/ e8 i0 \8 m( hlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% U+ x1 q! f) I0 f
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 e& }6 Y" y E- R0 n! T
& y' U) d" u3 z$ j, b# P# E/ F. wTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
' r. \ u* C9 s' s( OI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 i6 r. v4 \7 oIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' l. U. j; ?# O
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and! x- L& B+ `( L) e6 Y
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
% x, x+ f2 V/ o! e1 D% Uprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,( {$ c* r2 O$ Z1 Y% D
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" Q; S$ K3 j& \6 i0 [9 F7 N
sat there looking on in silence. : N. d$ j& G5 p8 k# w% m
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
5 x# [6 u! q; b ^& m( Tat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter. M' P$ ^- q9 w/ D+ h
with you? Why did you do that?'
. k& X/ @' B: V k! ]The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 e g/ p( E2 g; ?3 p D( P' H
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
7 `) E1 T% }& l8 L; F" ^right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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