God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 v- s# I3 p1 Y  Qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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& L) y4 `4 D( S, ]7 H% E/ \It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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" X) E$ d% i" M3 NThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

4 _' K/ D) {/ _0 c3 UThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
/ \8 ~* N, t5 L4 i1 IThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
. Z5 K) i; e, q1 r) w7 R$ Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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0 |! A  ^1 b0 |8 G6 t; z9 w$ x% t下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
2 I3 j; k0 ?5 L: B6 `4 L" kso true...

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