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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and$ @9 `5 s% N! W4 r
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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8 ]8 c1 t! b* }* E( s) B/ M7 i( kTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here5 |  B  c+ F2 T
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ' _1 U4 O. C2 ?3 H$ T$ j' K
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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! I8 O6 c- m1 z. fcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The  ^7 ]4 I9 y1 Y* f; F
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,& J( O& @0 G& `# Z: C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* c8 P2 y! t$ d& o1 U' r2 |
sat there looking on in silence. 7 c* \1 B, _/ P4 p' a( i- s7 k4 O! e
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'
' ?; H6 x7 I4 `. f: V" k, C0 VThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ( ?+ A$ y# t' O+ }( m0 A4 D) Y
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and. g5 Q- e3 }0 q, V# Q0 v0 I$ A) u
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 p+ }- p" W% u2 _# v5 b3 Yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
% \' k( e- G! ]% R. l  ~& E9 }so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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