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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and% o8 N/ _5 I$ I* T$ S
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you5 ?7 \7 u- v, o' k' t
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' . z. [( h( U/ L  Y$ A
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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3 T- e* v/ V- s# r' P/ a$ mTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 R0 z4 j& d4 Y9 M9 A* p8 f; VI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 1 d8 v9 B/ k7 @% ~7 j8 R! m
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier  n  X9 N  Y: n7 a) ^* T& o* L
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 Z- p. Q  [6 acold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
# ~, s/ }1 W3 H4 |1 W/ Aprofessor was out cold.* ^9 v" ]6 s: a& M

% b3 a' D+ I: D1 fThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. {2 t$ t! V2 L- N+ ]; d. Z  c0 o
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and  ~( x4 f7 A! J4 A  j* ^0 a& z
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 C; d' d6 ~2 J' j% U6 W; w$ y
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" P* ?, H. D) ^. Ewith you? Why did you do that?'" k! |! ~5 r! r* I9 E8 K6 Q% T
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your! D& T. }3 O  g1 ]8 f
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
# L% a8 ~* G2 [) \One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
1 c: s5 j+ r( w- q9 K# r7 K/ {; \looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
" }% [  U/ d; D2 u  ~1 Xare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
5 r4 [/ v% b: ?2 ?+ Aso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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