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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you* e0 X' `: i3 b+ \6 v% z
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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# ?9 n1 O, h, h: pThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here/ I* J& f3 H" o0 m. G& M8 w
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ' p+ i# M. R# H! V4 r* Z
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
2 _8 }$ ]8 V. G& N) wprofessor was out cold.
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[, q$ E& ^- E9 h( e' N. Z& pThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. h. n& v+ v" z, N0 U
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
( Z) Y! h9 n2 }6 K# Wsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked D4 }8 u/ m3 J; K2 [! B+ F* c# p
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter0 D* N5 [* H+ o, u# ]" V
with you? Why did you do that?'- l4 |9 A& O! d9 C' o2 S
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
$ `/ N* `& W, O' G) Z/ wright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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