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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and# t! A! T' Q3 S0 ?  e2 Y
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you* C6 y  F$ u- ~3 d, |1 ?; S
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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1 Q9 d8 g5 N& y0 c0 k3 R# }The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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& |  z4 y/ O0 h1 J2 D- LTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
" j( r1 b4 E% |$ }7 o0 n/ qI am, God. I'm still waiting.' " U8 m0 T- T6 t6 T" t. R
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier) i. e1 _# R6 I& g1 p) Z
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and3 @6 J1 F& t0 H4 _/ J
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 L1 }9 z, D4 N+ M! k- }4 Y
professor was out cold.
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6 X. H! H  T. V  eThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
( G6 Y& J0 n# P4 e3 |3 }% csilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
8 ~) T+ b3 h4 osat there looking on in silence. % f! f- u0 M. h9 [
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked; u) \$ y$ N. z% \" |# k) w  T* X
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
3 `! H* c: y4 w6 g5 i' ewith you? Why did you do that?'
1 e5 W9 @# `7 |/ x" kThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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# m9 i$ x9 u0 N- u+ I$ nCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
! S9 M% f& V% C* x' gright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
# O; z& n9 \- F. q! qOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and- g, }) x' ]6 N# n8 `
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ M! }3 S: |; w' [# @- |are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......5 \& k2 z# ~7 }
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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