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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and& l' Q* q, Y- N; k- V
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you( S0 g; o7 z: E1 c
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 k) H. Y5 s! r( K( }( l! p7 b
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 d) D9 c- f2 ?* ?It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( G6 [5 E2 D. L
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# `+ j8 ~1 W7 W6 H$ {' Y' U/ n
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,- v* k  o: H$ p, n$ h5 k; l& [/ T
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and$ I. ]( \$ k, z, d% {5 j' e* C
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ ~6 j0 [2 q2 {9 R
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter( ]5 t% L8 C2 Z* h3 G
with you? Why did you do that?'
# R% M& h1 n! J- f7 zThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 7 r5 I, N3 _! T* d8 O

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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
: l1 |  M! D  @* LOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and* u3 l# _: e- H6 a4 r" A  s" |  u
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ N  R3 @1 Q, S2 L; z6 k& gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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4 L$ ~  P: m5 B5 W: n: t0 K* P下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......: N1 ?" s1 v2 Y- u% I
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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