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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and# [' I9 f" z6 b" Y- f# H4 T
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you4 M- N' D/ i5 K  K$ J
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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) l1 X' Q: c- r- H# j' u% RThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 G+ }: D# y8 ^8 G8 _
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
! \" ?& G1 a* m5 s. y( _/ _$ j- _I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
) s1 C& M: g4 E" s! f( HIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( [* w2 v% G+ h. Q3 Q0 O0 U* Y
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) Y0 g4 L; M7 w, X9 k( l3 hcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
1 e+ U' y, r6 {professor was out cold.4 d5 m2 ^1 y: e3 e* H9 F" ^+ n0 T

: ^8 T* q5 s7 ?# ~The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
. [. U: Q- u, l1 I- g6 Asilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
! r6 v: j) X( n- f' y5 C! ]6 Osat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 i& Q$ [0 r7 z
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
0 ?  P$ J, ?# H' b1 v6 xwith you? Why did you do that?'6 H$ ?4 v' d5 U$ q1 Y3 U; G6 V
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting   f8 M7 A! l& |; }
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your, Y# i3 p' W. X- K& g
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
2 p. [% W  p' u0 h1 x" ~! xOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and! w+ r: B1 U5 w; l
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you' ~6 Q+ y5 P& i& O
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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" p' A/ o% A! M下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
' }6 h  w& C6 B! M) ?* C3 Sso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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