God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
( f  g  P- l% T% C; ]; |& ~looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

% R; r8 R3 ]' }The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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9 a6 h8 i* d1 x5 DTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
5 l0 `% G; n4 r6 v' lI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
  L, b) C/ U% Y! @$ c7 D2 Xin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( @2 c5 o% e. U/ M) X% rcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

7 [8 `3 h+ F, O+ Z. r( h4 T* N/ zThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ L& g& [4 S8 k1 xsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. W* T( V7 s: cwith you? Why did you do that?'
8 e- a- a. k- Q' u: k. zThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
# `5 S9 U7 }# s" v7 s& dOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
0 J" n  H& U) _$ E1 E7 rlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
9 b. D, C9 |" F- _8 mare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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* A, Y: C  G* b7 Q下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
6 \, G  W3 n0 V0 Q+ p# K7 vso true...

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