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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
. ~% W6 T! K- H! Jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.3 W" x# C/ _; S/ x
" m l) U3 v3 ~4 DTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
) e i( h) }1 hI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 1 }' d1 D2 H2 {7 z ^ q! w
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- Q7 K# w5 T$ u1 ~: S4 P
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and/ c, C0 x2 |9 \7 y; D% q7 H& k; a
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The2 A0 c: g) s2 G7 s
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. K3 [4 C7 X' E7 `- d7 M& A
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
9 O) q" T5 _2 u( q4 Ysat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 T6 Q! u& ^/ b& d
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter0 r# H% Y5 S5 W g+ Y6 b$ _4 p
with you? Why did you do that?'0 O6 @2 ?! x2 F& g( C
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' I h2 P% `$ [9 V) k) Q' M9 w
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your/ a/ |9 B# o2 i6 Z9 A
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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