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% u8 i7 Y8 X+ I' O5 ]4 ?looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
g9 |- ^" T( E iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - o0 g& a) `. w, D- f
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop., _. {; G n! G/ p2 ~
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here1 B! W2 J3 X5 b. k U
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 3 s5 Q( [- ]: _. x
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 u0 n s0 w& ^. I/ v. Rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and- A9 j. b' J: D3 \
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The) n# M0 C/ E( o3 z: i
professor was out cold.
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, X# m3 j' m2 s) d+ E; g* h, Z4 X4 DThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% q( h: Q( D) s( Y* t: Msilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and/ n2 i- h0 }' R8 r
sat there looking on in silence. 8 ^ ^8 g# W) V+ e- X! Z( _
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked9 r! T1 R. `( f& H" t$ u5 f
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
* |' m+ j7 f7 L( L% s" N! Dwith you? Why did you do that?'
+ U% X- _) C: c: n) oThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 1 h$ }+ w. e+ S. E0 h, i
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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