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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and# A/ |4 i* ?. N. f
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 I5 i; _" n; ]( X3 Q: b$ j% {are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' " z2 L- Z+ n& @! ^+ g
5 a; c% A, n' QThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
) G5 F5 P8 |% {, EI am, God. I'm still waiting.' $ A1 u7 S2 _1 {7 l$ ~1 B o
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
7 ^6 L4 g* v! a# m' Din the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
% j$ [0 C* W; b. W3 `cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
) P# v6 V: m. P% oprofessor was out cold.
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7 K# Q. B2 |; aThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ j# s" P# F3 n V0 W: |silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
) T5 e8 `! Y! ^- {. U% Gsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'
/ q! T G% X+ N: I0 K" S1 iThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your& Z6 i8 ~9 L# b" j9 A$ r
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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