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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and- t7 V# b0 {- B: M2 S& {
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 g  j, J6 s( M
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 1 V4 t. }. j6 J1 u6 B  V* b
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier% C7 P) S) s" Q! E& V  O
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
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professor was out cold.$ C# j4 j' }" Q
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 E& z0 o. J/ [. t
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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; k) i- e4 t' }6 Z- f9 }9 y5 YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'9 y7 I& ~8 |- `$ h. _0 B
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your1 J" h5 Q: E) E3 p8 T, W2 D
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
& k7 Y  d0 f1 |2 c6 Y( v, fOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
& a4 W" ]6 I4 ?7 a4 Tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; C, a9 p: l7 }) Yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
+ O& p7 h2 A3 f$ }1 yso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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