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! k7 N L- g5 z# {" jlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
8 a/ @: D/ D2 R9 ? e2 N; Hare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
" x* t" g1 {* F7 S1 d8 kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# O- [9 j& E7 v+ ^# ^( eIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
# [) u1 H9 y! j( s \1 nin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and* t4 z2 Z, d: \4 d1 P1 M4 _, I! M# m
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
2 `' R* |/ V/ ysilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and6 h& @/ L k/ ]3 p( ]3 T
sat there looking on in silence. ; g" [0 u: r8 D# M* Q# ]. G. H
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked. O( G8 o1 K1 z4 R
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter+ ~% v* J+ D9 Z8 m. l
with you? Why did you do that?'/ A/ Z2 v' k8 s f. ^, ^% U& @ O
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 I+ @. D! J( E, `
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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