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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and: C5 H" \5 G* g( l5 b. `& G6 [
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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% P2 y; }+ n0 t: X" i4 ~The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop./ l3 h6 x8 Y2 d. s5 g; i
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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" u! J' o5 Z1 w) J1 J+ o# OIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ E2 I# ^9 R4 q& \
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
, p. F0 t6 ]8 O( p% t0 Vcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% {! S( ]. S( L4 `! B3 K' \
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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, D8 P+ g9 v7 I* ~# asat there looking on in silence.
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/ W5 o. Z7 {/ G6 \2 JThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked/ u; d, H! ?: W% Z. W2 X! T
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter$ r% G8 d* U0 A# s
with you? Why did you do that?'6 Q; N, q- Q( h- |
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your* d' X) M! c9 J) K  B# ^
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ! q% Z3 z# L& ~, j6 @' ?0 n! {/ \2 P
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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