God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
6 `) W- A+ [8 ^* |; ]5 V/ blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
6 E. `- Q9 ^! r) g# X% c7 Mare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

& N# F; c; h; Q" X6 [4 h5 r% s6 j! TThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 i* t5 }2 b0 g6 ]! Zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 A& E+ ]2 p: k8 M* u/ qsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
1 d' p! P- r. z& e& r  y; s, w7 dsat there looking on in silence.
5 H: A( S  I9 ?1 B# d
$ W9 k3 u5 D* {+ O% {2 G( t. U$ zThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' t% E# X8 I* \# c# Y# F- Iwith you? Why did you do that?'
: B2 D  ?2 C4 q3 uThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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6 R) W1 w8 y/ I6 S3 y' R; {5 `Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
& x6 T# {: w$ U) G; qOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
; t) q1 |& s. J; ulooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
6 D3 K& x$ Y. d5 y; k# u8 {" Pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

" x7 S6 s2 e8 }$ l0 Q8 V( G: J下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
/ p% C. `/ w. V' f- v' q) Fso true...

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