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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and" o3 A; L# \: d7 G$ }2 N8 A
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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) ^, a2 f( z& E& t4 YThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ l! n! O3 ~6 r
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ! ]& b8 P  _* S; a6 c8 a* G
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 \- C" J+ o1 j1 }0 u
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and* U$ Q1 [" i& x
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% c( p& l5 b+ y4 ]9 w
professor was out cold.* v8 U$ Z, v! J9 M9 a
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. % c6 Q, G# O3 A$ ?- q5 P+ C4 {3 t
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?') B, h  d+ p: T2 @" `" g
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' R3 M2 |: r/ b
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
' B! f: |6 K: H5 m" M* |' HOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and# g+ _0 i& |6 I  q+ N
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
. V$ K! z# {4 c+ H8 b& [are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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1 E5 V: B# `2 c* a5 L! v5 E下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......7 P8 [) K. y( R6 d
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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