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, U! F" e; o! xlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 O3 U5 ?) w7 S. V2 d
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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# n4 Q D6 j" y# v* STen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
2 D- G3 W4 _ A8 v$ p7 {I am, God. I'm still waiting.' : Z: E* D4 {* K/ @% X
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 Z0 T, S) r4 G' win the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and' W! i0 b K/ V' j
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
u8 Z* `( k5 _ S/ j+ W% ^* fprofessor was out cold.# R7 u( ?* N( L- y
: g1 L$ l! o, h4 b0 g/ r6 J7 uThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 O# D/ g" r: l. G! R* A" S- n" |" esilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
; X3 a! H: M+ V# F1 F& U# o- U+ B `( hsat there looking on in silence.
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& q+ x; e- K; C' W wThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
8 Y9 w! m/ S$ Y9 o& [at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter7 r E5 `6 i; s; x1 u/ Y9 a9 A
with you? Why did you do that?'
2 F T1 S1 R3 G$ v5 rThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your" A% \' o) T+ s V1 R
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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