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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 y: x+ l: H: Z5 l5 D4 _# ]/ slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you# j( T2 \0 i" `2 G% v7 t% B( c$ J8 V
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* P- s2 @0 r+ l. v

" M8 r3 P* J. Z" H- z( J8 F7 YTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
2 j! z7 A) m& ]. F! W" O0 S1 z/ mI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
: `! s. ]: k: D* D# t4 T$ v8 {It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier$ B8 B. R" w7 V0 @; n: w' c4 `
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and+ G' }2 I/ ?8 w; V
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
$ d" e# b% K6 Zprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 N& m+ F$ `, j: L! J
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 R% q5 `* P( {7 u3 V
sat there looking on in silence. % A) R/ c8 O9 g* o
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 M3 b2 y/ R' Q" r! d- o
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
9 _) Q$ o7 ^, s; h! ]. Mwith you? Why did you do that?'$ e2 d3 o: c. Q' a9 c
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting % r7 u* D5 `5 x3 b) W

+ e( }2 O! r- A7 U; v7 P% nCanadian soldiers who are protecting your( N7 e2 ?' O0 D. f9 a
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
0 i( l, n8 V2 d+ e; `' ~One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and9 g1 H0 @# l. A9 ~
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
9 J' C! [; {( d2 Oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
4 d- G+ h* d/ r/ Y9 Y1 uso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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