God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 i& W4 v1 X8 [$ u9 K1 y* Z8 Zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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) x5 i3 [6 m- h; W% p5 RTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
; E  T! B3 I9 A" o; n. kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
6 d& G: Z7 Z4 oin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
- H+ V6 N$ q/ |& X- Qcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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; h% ^, G# b- Y; cThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
1 N+ Q  m2 l( L+ Ysilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
9 a1 l9 Q( |/ l# xare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
% s4 p* X3 ^  k8 U1 rso true...

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