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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and3 V' g+ U9 N: `& y% s, w3 s  y& H
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you* r5 [6 Q+ `. B: ?
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' % o, C% j$ o9 Y+ V  ?$ f
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.% }; K5 k! N5 p1 _6 x" d
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 e) C' @6 T( k( y  o
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ' s8 |1 V$ g  q: n3 C$ i* `9 ~0 O) k
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
% R# V4 L4 \4 ?! W  y# H( s% v4 N; Gin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( t  q4 a9 w" p" p0 q7 jcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. n" F) t9 _2 f0 s3 V7 e( gprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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3 l: g7 n" |# a& |" psat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'
/ S4 N6 b& [* f: mThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting / x, B. g2 D+ F4 k3 S
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your6 h3 |* @) O* F& `
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 + [2 m6 R/ u' t6 o
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and7 ]: ?  r2 l: j) x6 n" {. c
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you* X+ k; q6 |2 B6 P) c+ I
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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% t: ]8 X; m! [. f; k& |6 [) r下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......, f0 `- C4 o" C7 @+ Z* k, H/ y
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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