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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 [1 R: g9 u5 z1 Y* L0 a8 {& f. |looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; [1 V+ B* |: a) E
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.. H  @& b% W, _# \, ?6 g. l+ d

" f7 z' w) K9 H2 T' STen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
2 V5 t2 }9 n( X' a& rI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 9 E/ l" h( q& J0 d
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
; o: u* T1 E. \) h; K+ l4 uin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# V" k9 `1 D! i5 _
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 Y; C% y5 a# g, t* w/ A* N5 Lprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
- u7 x+ Z( g. N( N5 i' rsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
. f0 M7 I; m1 q) psat there looking on in silence. . @5 X9 i. T7 S( ]! S2 S" i5 {7 g

/ A2 D2 V2 s* h3 g# QThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 e8 a; z" U! ~7 ]5 @
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" d% H1 b, [( P7 U& N2 x8 ~with you? Why did you do that?'
- K9 T- X4 y( F7 fThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . X# Z. x7 `3 I2 @9 p/ `$ G
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your4 s2 [6 i6 `; }: ]1 r+ N
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 1 @$ I8 i, q3 U
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and! }, a. H1 W7 r
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
1 Z& e' G1 L# p8 yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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( N, Z7 T2 }  w4 L  D1 @: _下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......: k1 J5 y) J% e  m! O
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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