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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ _  P4 W2 `9 a1 D1 I% |( f2 a! w$ R' mlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you3 `6 w9 X$ E6 x. J, R. S
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.; k$ n9 v0 o( Y# A7 r6 E& Z
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
  f1 Y- r0 X& q- uI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ) e( s/ G; Z, W8 `+ l; p
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier$ Q: z5 t8 s# D
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# w1 z$ d/ a# R6 p8 y+ S+ E: h
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The8 z) D/ }4 m* {- n
professor was out cold.- P' U8 C! ?% w" X
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
( y) c( d6 b3 q& Nsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
; L5 z! B. _0 D, jsat there looking on in silence.
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3 ~% i6 o$ b# o: }# V$ HThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
( m+ r. \) X& z5 O3 j' o" oat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter6 A6 R( o, x# O( ^9 R; a, p
with you? Why did you do that?'
2 ^) S7 [9 }) N, c( S# WThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 4 Q  z2 W1 v3 M& A9 Y
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
9 W' \" i" j( ]2 \2 tright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
# @% O6 w5 h! f4 Z* u/ _One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and" |8 `. n4 _: W5 _2 b1 Q: A$ T
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% \' \; S* V$ E# I" Ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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