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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and# K3 d+ r3 F0 l: R  o; D% L
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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professor was out cold.
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( Z, m& y6 d4 E1 ^The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. 7 [. L) @, T5 u0 k
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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! E. c& f# W) E& twith you? Why did you do that?'
) b! n- g. v/ {. ?* XThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 M9 H/ B% ?* S4 Z1 o9 b# E- Q
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your/ i' l$ x2 O9 ?7 t) R: }: h
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 1 P; G& S- q3 O- M% i& M3 W
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and0 Z, t2 u4 _. s9 t6 T
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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