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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and# }* h" D( s2 z- ?* T6 L
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
& x/ T S5 G$ I* P3 p0 [5 jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' " w# ?/ e. [- M* k) V
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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3 ?$ S& d3 V' R/ K. ]8 f } h3 i2 {2 H% sTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here2 l) B9 y$ p3 z! P0 e
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
, o2 w: O* e! HIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
9 J1 ~# k2 U' W, b# b& ain the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
, [; Y% M; m2 L8 pcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
# r/ V" f: X8 P) Qprofessor was out cold.5 }, C: b% r/ \. P( [- X9 }
8 X+ e! P3 k k5 v5 W3 l( cThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
/ H7 }; o# g/ x6 f% M* X) K# Csilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and5 M" T5 y" M4 J$ u) V8 i B" S& P
sat there looking on in silence.
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0 D6 d; D8 S) O0 s0 TThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
' O& R2 n. J6 O, s* ?$ @at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; f: P; S; c2 y& F) C/ Q& g0 Lwith you? Why did you do that?'$ W$ i! w: V, i1 @6 q7 X
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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