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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you4 j- L$ W" O7 ^, Q4 F% ^( i
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ; F, R9 y& {) S/ z# R
$ y, l2 _0 r2 J* DThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.5 c% d/ m3 [; z+ m. @9 ~
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ b. f3 \* X T% Z4 q# w8 w/ N
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
& R& x# s- P: r: L2 X/ bIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& _* X& E% O' m! G8 U7 Rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 c" V) @% `* G6 C. o9 ?! Xcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% y+ p0 X' b5 c& ]) K9 n) q: C3 A
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,# B z5 t3 a) N
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
+ J; V6 X$ E$ L0 X& Q9 {! r4 l& o# |/ @sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked6 N- N- h% ]- ^. W3 |9 ]0 b: W
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
V$ q, G; \$ O, B$ b9 `with you? Why did you do that?'
1 v6 Z X; Z% ^0 ]9 ~. @The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ) ~6 |- l. M8 l3 ~" U
8 N5 U$ }% x, t2 ZCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
( i2 P( i) s( V; \7 Yright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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