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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and6 d3 E! z) ]! m% M% C) v& f/ L1 f
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you( ] z" @! U+ G( z; k. ^- \5 n
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 5 q5 n# v6 Y T
1 y( i- A- \4 \% q }3 W7 F" L, }3 GThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here2 O" l6 B% m! D5 ?. B: e
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' & I5 |7 S# ~0 w+ u- Z
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier$ l, V) Z8 Y0 \$ E& Z' o: q- T
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
. f1 l' E5 P S& V% K* _cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 h: [6 S, k7 \ P6 g0 ] ]8 [2 c y
professor was out cold.' ]+ w6 ^" S% _) u1 c
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 H. x" X: e& W
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
O& q" ]; J8 Rsat there looking on in silence.
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4 e) P% k1 |* s/ RThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
' @6 E+ d$ d9 T* D J4 _at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- v7 J) `/ p8 @with you? Why did you do that?'
/ v) C$ e9 a) l% _The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ! F* C/ d9 p* ?3 d4 T5 p$ ]. z2 }& l
7 K* Q: W9 o# ` r" hCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
, o, s; P1 c; h8 a! iright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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