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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and$ z( L5 g, C6 p& ]9 }! g& a0 O
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
/ w$ r/ q0 z2 a% K5 _are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' + b6 o! ?2 E0 `: P

9 c6 J' h1 b# u  gThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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- Y( |5 n" G& K: D: nTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ {0 v( @7 a8 n9 X6 o' i
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 5 o3 X* k! r2 B& ~
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
! P$ E( ^+ T) _5 h5 [in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and9 H5 D, ]/ b; S& R- y
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 [- c' Y# r# O* b
professor was out cold.  D; _5 C$ ^9 f; `3 y+ f7 L

$ Z# u- ~( a2 R' I6 {% L! b9 gThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ D& h5 M+ i$ ~+ ?* T# R& i: D1 p+ H6 B
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- [. @- w0 q, L: _- l, Qsat there looking on in silence.
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; n. D; Q% ?/ _: o$ d9 OThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked; @  W/ X% Y( z( r+ D. n
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter" D9 }' J* S, d+ @7 m
with you? Why did you do that?'
- Y# Q- W3 H( J+ [& vThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 f" ]5 u( V: m  ]( q1 e
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your  }! K! |3 @" G6 m3 k+ f( R! V
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ( K( W+ d4 U/ q4 o" w( l+ y
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
& q% j" j% [: o4 `/ Blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, P3 [+ a: h1 {, g- ^are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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' _6 C9 L# n/ k: e% i! b5 ~下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
7 g' r; N* k  D6 q% N, W' Rso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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