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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
  B3 `9 b8 }$ J8 }3 h3 `3 [+ A8 Klooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* h3 ~4 K" ~3 I( eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( w2 ^1 S7 ]; [( h" e! y9 \* ]
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here5 H' v& T  ~! R. X$ H
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 i( r* F- G) s' }$ ]& e9 ~' |$ ~
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier: }. }6 S& `% o, I/ a- v: k
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
- Z  u4 Y8 m: o* h5 [cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ [' I! M( V5 t) E2 k6 a
professor was out cold." [' S8 v  [/ [8 @* D: `, t9 S

+ I% i3 k# H) ~! l7 rThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. ) R9 K) Q0 g" W% W  f& p. D

/ T- e' l( {( \) ^3 |2 gThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
* f. U0 w& Z! {; k6 Kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter+ T) n6 l& D! T, @
with you? Why did you do that?'
+ m6 ^8 ?" c7 I) g- UThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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7 l" Q& u5 ~- X! c1 n# [, cCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
9 E4 X* \. e4 v9 G1 Zright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
1 l: W7 S& s& I0 R" P; XOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and# d6 P3 c" i, L1 @  E
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- a$ x) A, C! V0 L0 k$ J3 oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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6 H% k* W8 b6 \下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
/ E4 Y$ S; ?8 M$ D0 @. qso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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