God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
; H. e' Z2 D6 Q5 b3 j" Rlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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+ L2 S7 b  H& v0 _/ W4 q  YThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ h2 t$ C0 U6 d9 |7 k+ Sin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
: Z  w( U) L' L* k+ Sprofessor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 _  g) |# s& f2 I0 r6 zsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
& Q, v  a% ^1 L0 ^  u1 qat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
( u: M6 b6 Y! O5 p; h  C- Y% j  ?with you? Why did you do that?'
5 Q0 z! U1 T) b% e, d/ dThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

+ a0 L6 k2 }$ A6 yCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
$ W& P% A9 V( O( R+ t5 l9 Pright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
* t" N: S) L2 Y0 D% d" S! ^One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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8 [9 U5 H5 S; K8 G下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
- }/ R9 \: H7 u& Cso true...

yayoyeyu

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