God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 h% @% G, K" G3 p2 Sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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8 @6 E) q6 K' A2 N+ U5 E6 L; GThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

) Q5 s2 \6 s; U9 G" {/ s0 nTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
* u0 V+ l' D! q, n4 S" G5 xI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 e) g$ R" ^5 z0 [2 QIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& C! k, u+ ]9 ~- i  k) |in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! T  m/ W2 M5 v4 m5 r" [cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

4 u/ O2 u0 \8 c" u7 r/ FThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
  M8 q5 ~$ u+ |; F. K9 R% u4 Tsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
4 A$ L  |% Y& w  _8 bsat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 Y' c9 u3 F, q& N4 swith you? Why did you do that?'
7 w# X5 u5 S3 aThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
; ^" M) J4 e- s$ j$ o  j( hright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
2 q) [  w4 G( B) g: p: L+ GOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
4 R7 B/ r5 `) P2 slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
. }2 _: m2 M9 ]: [3 C# lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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