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5 v2 f Z. \% S$ l+ Glooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 K9 ^* c- A3 ~6 f6 L. |
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 2 ?& H5 d! c2 y1 U" A) N2 K5 \
( Z9 F( q5 N% w8 PThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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/ x& D8 R& I: r! X8 [/ wTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here, h8 B; G, w# J. b" l: e" s7 I: `6 e
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
9 y/ W8 B; E; a+ [% mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
. V- w: ~; ^3 J4 `" j& a% @in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 B- c+ v! @- g" S6 x4 |' Bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 a) F- M6 j' y) g$ Y- n( {professor was out cold.' P* B; P! C4 Q- [% g8 Z
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# c1 W. D2 Q; z+ `4 R9 R Wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and) A' }% G- ^6 Q0 D, C- F
sat there looking on in silence. " U2 k5 o: X5 U' ~; N" R
1 l/ g- P: h2 GThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
) m0 J# m# O) j+ a& Xat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter3 f7 H! w7 M6 y% C! h4 I, Y
with you? Why did you do that?'
) l! e- k6 @9 l2 S$ s. L7 GThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ( ^7 o+ y) o8 ]* j( t# i
* [& ^# F8 n$ o, b! l$ ?6 cCanadian soldiers who are protecting your, m, D4 o7 r4 }4 x8 A9 B! K2 Q. a
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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