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. h- q8 e; k: ~* ~$ q# m0 R% _looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you# @/ t s) y& C/ y+ \, K
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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( `+ D9 E+ h @The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
4 K! t" z1 w0 Y) C8 E* H/ [I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
- m. C! z3 z* [9 O5 zIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ {/ U" M3 m* r% |" zin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( o _9 V0 P6 t% ^7 D! Q$ s0 kcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
- P) a, C [! k# f) cprofessor was out cold.( v( Q- f; e6 X- m6 n) n5 N
6 H2 a9 h! p- gThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
h9 X) |1 r- Q+ _silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
( S7 `! Y- r0 Jsat there looking on in silence. ; [% r: @1 D& T
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked# L% y& x" X& @1 a& `* h r c
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter5 ]3 Z% h' q0 {( q. `# s7 U4 c; i
with you? Why did you do that?'
1 W/ F1 \. R$ f3 yThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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3 p9 x2 G5 k$ L$ a0 [- g. OCanadian soldiers who are protecting your/ h) Y: N2 }) `; S: n) i
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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