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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
; J. ^1 }0 @: [0 R8 [looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 P7 E: T" ^7 k4 e- Y+ D$ n
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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  j! j: e! s6 }The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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  J# z) N0 {  p9 gTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& W6 q* g% e9 L7 o/ E
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
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professor was out cold.
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4 V$ z) J  T5 fThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,( ^! Z* r- ?/ s7 T0 p& n6 }: s
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 {* k$ F" ?% {: Y% r/ J& J3 Z7 wsat there looking on in silence.
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& N! N" [% w; `9 C+ `The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
+ `# N0 {0 E8 H( o0 q5 B# \at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter$ C/ B+ n( D- `9 ^- [
with you? Why did you do that?'
5 }& h( s; I, R- R. |5 i# I. v$ EThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
4 G4 W9 t1 w( f( B* o- wright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
9 n6 u7 g2 I" q3 kOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
# d) ^! D. g4 c' `1 `" olooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
" W# z3 H* S0 ~- N8 T* yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......8 F4 i: V0 B3 w. |$ I+ m3 j: {
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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