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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and1 _/ H+ Z3 _5 Q) v5 A
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you( E5 `1 e0 p1 l1 T1 ]
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' & I4 E' [/ U- n2 N
8 l/ j: {; Y7 ?7 uThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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- B& a* \( E s& C# n1 PTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here t4 a$ P1 a7 J& A, I
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
- ?3 J% b, [1 o9 uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The* i0 {* j9 X) m* r, W, P( r
professor was out cold.% `+ G/ s, p) T# Z7 o
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,- `6 _2 |2 J* v& S( x* ~
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and' [) [! {1 k2 i: T7 j |4 p
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 Q2 g4 R7 g# D4 ~
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" X$ h7 E7 Q* o. w! w" rwith you? Why did you do that?'1 n8 \! ?$ u" n+ K' e$ N
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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