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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% F- d( x* `7 q/ c1 e% ~
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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2 {& n* X4 v+ w/ aThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here; N6 t- A; r$ B
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' % i3 |0 _* E0 {( ^% Q1 J
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier, B2 {( |' q4 _7 |0 v" ~7 l/ f
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and6 ~1 X: B' p7 K6 q; ?+ F! {
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 y; \) x& p4 Q( X
professor was out cold./ J5 Y9 ^+ X5 m$ v7 G6 o
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,- q- F; S7 `) F3 C0 D7 k X
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and) V y' A$ n/ L2 H1 `2 E) B% y
sat there looking on in silence. , O/ a) a# P6 Q+ @( a: @7 H
% Y- ], H& R$ L# MThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked; z8 I8 m- \" L, N
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' L& c% y2 F2 M, `: P5 cwith you? Why did you do that?'
% k2 M& Z) E8 W5 R7 _7 qThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " b" h3 o' Y; O: C4 [1 K) L7 `
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
( o* m7 R5 T0 }) W7 p/ C @right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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