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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
( d- M6 }1 f% G6 [7 {looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' h! ~. b, j( G$ D4 }  Aare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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# S1 Z; C9 U- q" e& sThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* t0 V: [  V( |

  h7 L7 y$ X# G2 qTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ i' ]. }# U! ^7 p  q" T' K3 k8 Q; kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
1 u2 s! ]' F2 O! X7 T; h) @; @It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
! b4 `" d! a" f1 L3 |2 F. h5 Sin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
9 o) B9 F% `$ r8 i6 qcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The2 t1 @- q- Q* M: {7 Y
professor was out cold.1 w: Q0 r/ |: a6 v" o

9 }' K$ P! |; C9 O5 N* }The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,4 E  S+ s0 g3 t/ E3 B, c
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and$ g1 K* j# w* w/ i, }9 \% K/ y
sat there looking on in silence.
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4 H% K" T# `4 T1 xThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked+ }6 g7 m0 ~' {$ F+ Y
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter5 _4 c, R, H# F
with you? Why did you do that?'
# g& @, j* l! I# J" T5 W; @The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 4 y" m9 c/ }! ^0 R
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ l  A7 N1 N1 c0 kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
1 m, X6 o: H! k/ |1 o: h$ E! H$ S- t# FOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
' @2 \' d& S9 B9 B- U. a! X: Elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you6 h4 i. H( j; e; _$ ]  m
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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2 ]7 a  `+ @! ?3 ~3 g4 S下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
9 ^! G% g3 c: k& Dso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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