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( T' g9 g1 y- u! tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ |. N; ]: W [8 X9 U0 {
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% F8 }5 @6 X1 {It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. 8 y, z9 Q- `1 _+ t. O
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked/ a# P( \0 @8 q# N) m* i: J7 `
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter% I0 h c, i, o# Z1 w7 q
with you? Why did you do that?'
- g9 O$ N" E ~; Q- g6 `The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your6 v8 x3 H$ b# N) K: Q b5 V
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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