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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you" n' o3 w; u. I5 r/ n) y: N* Q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ; `$ ~ t/ k, Q( D2 r* j$ a$ T
! \) C1 q1 r' k, G* c' zThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 r( f3 ~+ S9 N& M
9 d* w! C2 D7 }Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here# H C9 d0 z* a, Q' a: ~
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 i* Q) }3 w7 N5 n! HIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ o1 V$ d* |. j* Gin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and! [$ O$ m1 S5 w& J; y) Z! f
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The5 i) ?9 {! K' ]4 \9 H! f
professor was out cold.( ?3 u7 B8 B* p4 x1 x" J8 H
; n: I! v0 y! }$ ]. Y- o$ wThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% ~( m. C- b3 l' t wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
7 F6 K* ?# o6 c+ V' L0 d# Gsat there looking on in silence.
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# ~) a4 C% l' v0 t- YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, ^6 a, Y! f4 o8 z- {& }
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. ]' t9 Y$ D! ]( S6 J& j/ j/ cwith you? Why did you do that?'
0 N. ~+ J3 Y6 S( Z9 Z! L3 K |The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ( S q l" c8 M2 I% ^
$ c4 q1 l: G. ]' S/ u4 TCanadian soldiers who are protecting your" |6 Y4 y; Q6 ]* v+ F. T
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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