God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 d) D9 c- f2 ?* ?It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
# R% M& h1 n! J- f7 zThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
: l1 |  M! D  @* LOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ N  R3 @1 Q, S2 L; z6 k& gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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4 L$ ~  P: m5 B5 W: n: t0 K* P下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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