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+ f# m+ Z" T, J4 wlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you" V5 o h% d. G4 P& W; ?/ O
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 7 Z; T) T; ~: G/ Z+ P H+ N
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* F3 o' S' y/ {( G) `
$ k5 W5 a7 M" b6 t; L% OTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
z* }* K/ W3 a, p0 ~9 hI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
3 [) l- Z4 m2 Y) Y2 }It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
. ~' V$ P" ]; ?/ [8 n9 Vin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
, q- o# Z- \; S4 E( V# d) wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
* D5 f1 ^4 v0 w7 eprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,& ]9 L/ M: \5 p1 e
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
) J2 A; g: i9 isat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
5 ]2 W* X @, J$ f% |9 ]1 `6 Sat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
# Z( P2 u: x0 o' n; o1 iwith you? Why did you do that?'# g' A5 j' |8 `% w# y. Z% W
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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9 s/ \; [ X6 d1 }* DCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
8 w+ W4 H+ C6 s) w4 Q$ d7 Bright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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