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9 q% N4 i1 p$ Jlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you, Z/ s( p3 h Y% `- h- C2 R
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( s' h' C, a. ]
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
2 d+ I0 l8 a& T _6 ]2 HI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
& ]' k# _" X3 y2 S& GIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 u# l) [5 J( t+ p9 Z6 R( Z' ^in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
/ n* c9 k g! v3 Zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The# L5 w4 H& s8 V$ v( Z, h
professor was out cold.& ^( Q% @+ O1 {; w+ r V/ z/ X8 N
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,3 B4 W0 ]% S d1 x c" n
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and5 Q+ z+ Y- J4 S
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 I) }; o# i2 A, G$ w. M/ Bat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter/ i D, n% c0 M! Q5 c9 R( }
with you? Why did you do that?'
' N5 x1 G& P9 u7 e% M& `The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ( C, {/ ^2 q' C1 T" @* R
3 q4 r+ A5 h/ N; U. ?Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
- l$ J3 B( X W& M! pright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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