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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
: ]& l3 D' p2 @1 Plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
# w4 |2 v( ]+ M8 e! eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 7 q: `! S4 V9 E' U
2 o4 A; ~9 }/ D) vThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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; f4 X1 ~ n8 N' G% q8 i# eTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here3 O# W/ f8 a" P' T3 p
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 ^ u* A+ ~5 T+ ]/ _, T
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
, ?/ L* V1 {) |( L5 ^in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 u7 V/ t$ |4 ^0 p/ icold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 v3 ~+ F' S2 d. J H& [; hprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
; H# h2 V( h" esilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
8 V9 d7 |7 O7 t- Jsat there looking on in silence. ! f; C& E6 h. ?. D
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" l! I7 T: v+ @- S$ Rat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter/ i) E: ^1 h( |; b: ]
with you? Why did you do that?'+ k# ?; Y8 w7 M; B
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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/ x6 v/ m! f, w1 T0 k# RCanadian soldiers who are protecting your0 h7 i; `; ]. U( a
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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