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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
# O C5 [/ Z# Y X: B1 N, x2 L+ n8 k- [looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' P0 F& O, _) L. G6 s4 y& Iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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8 O! }$ D6 i( x, i. w; VThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.5 I" i& {/ F* X1 X) D' R/ t0 n O( N! M
/ D) e' p. Q% I! i1 bTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: Q. ?" y5 z( \( ~$ |) O1 _+ t
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
7 m" R' |8 ~+ n* @$ `4 `9 e7 UIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier! a ?% f+ U- m6 g
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 `) x) |& h+ i/ P. Scold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
, |5 c. B% V' [6 c& e' F' xprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
! B: P6 |$ T& A% d( P- asilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
1 }2 X+ s* O2 n9 D+ S) P1 Bsat there looking on in silence. $ X7 X2 d: R. n" q7 s
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% ]. Z1 f. X9 H7 v
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter2 Y9 S% q8 G3 w; a
with you? Why did you do that?': R' l( {7 L! v- ?/ r
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
1 `5 Y* e) Q9 W- ]right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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