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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ i  E, X9 z& X) J" N* m' d' U. {! Slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 N9 J! [; B5 b' ^1 T1 ?3 qare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' : a& P/ F3 o& M  ]  X; @6 P

& O. D* H; D4 [, m% \The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 D9 C9 x, K, J; i1 i
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
* u; i9 S7 r! kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 B  M4 l, {# q/ u; qIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' ?5 h7 }& [3 B( G3 d) Y2 i1 X7 C
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and  O% V! f  |: [; N% ~
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The5 }' @7 i; N' M) y( g
professor was out cold.! y+ L9 F" c" v6 {8 r

8 j; D5 a' P, O+ b4 o* ZThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
! M6 V0 x2 y2 g9 F: ?- ?silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
& V. D0 Y3 D5 \# l! w$ v5 n0 L3 ^sat there looking on in silence.
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5 |& T5 E" h' @: |The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 `+ N" R1 d- P) Q  w+ a6 ~at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter7 P! E3 h% F: L5 ]
with you? Why did you do that?'% `) z7 l; h/ g. ?/ h; m2 Q* x
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
5 w" L3 ]. z: l9 M2 sOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 _2 r+ D* J+ {  Glooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you7 N. k/ G# i% p: @4 H2 q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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+ h' N3 H6 ?1 C* o; O下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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