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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: X- N, q+ ?; I4 _2 Kare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 7 Y, Y* h# F# K; O- ]5 s( ~9 g
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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+ G/ d/ E3 l) p+ cTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 L( F; T8 e" vI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* y9 U! e. v! `! @) `( y6 Z- W. wIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier9 a& c% e: A6 Y
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and$ D" t6 i! x- j! `( ~
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; d$ ^9 \6 F* {; _* {2 k0 jprofessor was out cold.$ K/ Q- t' t& }2 ?3 K
& r+ z/ T' X8 y; M2 uThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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% ~1 j8 U/ H+ C0 zwith you? Why did you do that?'
$ i( c3 j6 m' X. H" |" rThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 s- M g) k2 J+ E8 a
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your4 d$ U1 i+ h/ W. V
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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