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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
9 e) g, G8 Z# L& d$ y/ c3 Z; s9 Clooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you* B: i0 E& \) g( Y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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& `/ l1 g4 U+ I: I8 X; ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here% b* v L- }& s; i4 l
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 1 f- x6 F! S( ^- @( W8 m7 @. c
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 s+ v+ z% z- H# b5 d7 |
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and5 k- e; [ z* E3 K' P! f- S' K' R t- c
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The7 ]; v2 g* a; b3 o! Q
professor was out cold.; d+ {( r( |5 ]1 g' ]& h( m
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
5 {5 `$ {# a M; Ksilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
, ]# F" c$ h2 y- ^. M3 V' Ksat there looking on in silence. 1 C- w" B4 R8 G, V
! H" {8 |. b( W! C0 j* ~! YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
$ y) \1 g) `$ g6 } ?at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter7 `& l+ m+ G+ ^+ ~- K5 c0 a7 I
with you? Why did you do that?'3 ] @0 K' x z# Z0 @& v/ q+ F0 |
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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4 Y2 p* l1 `: _, SCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
: \0 m1 P- Y9 H/ Jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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