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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
/ _4 w' {) K$ f+ Y7 w* qare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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3 Y- h: H- `$ F2 u& _2 Y' w* UTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ V% t5 v* u9 f2 J* T Z% _
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 8 b7 M2 ^; g2 C) J
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The+ Y, p/ f; [7 {1 q8 g; Y1 l
professor was out cold.
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7 y; q; d; c. O/ n: ^The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
( u& a( p7 c1 k. Hsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 i0 `. d' O1 T% n# a& ~4 \7 rsat there looking on in silence. / ?2 T$ v k+ [1 Y1 @) q
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
/ e0 P% e/ y$ H. I0 ?9 m* iat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter$ O0 O4 c- u. F0 ], u; e
with you? Why did you do that?'
+ z* b: I W' O1 k6 iThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your9 _! E! {- @& D
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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