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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and q/ J8 K, h; H
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, n4 d5 i& R3 u# k9 Tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 2 M) }! J" L/ r4 O. s9 D
/ ^& E# v8 v0 P/ k, b: _The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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, Y, p! p+ ?0 f% v% E! t7 ETen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
! _, Y/ R/ D* ^- e- fI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
$ g2 ^$ o( k. oIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier5 ]4 q& u5 J# G% r& Y
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
3 v X0 e: _5 f& Ucold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The+ n, P( i( L0 D6 w1 s. d
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
0 S" U* y e5 k6 P/ X# Psilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and9 z- z u }% L* A& s8 }" G6 i9 N
sat there looking on in silence.
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* x9 i5 Y: S, [' {5 S* j+ qThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked6 i$ N& V4 \) q# p
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
r$ F; @6 F( |: ]( c; D- ^with you? Why did you do that?'
! ?) Z$ i+ l% D, B; M( Y, g% `% }The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
) l, j7 T' C2 x' b6 q; _right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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