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9 ?6 N m8 n0 j- f! G& `looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
. g* ~4 s9 ]! C- k0 lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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' Q# ?" N1 n- p9 BThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.. \8 z3 c2 j8 W' m
T. B4 ~, @1 }1 T$ uTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
$ E5 a, Z# U1 C- \1 x3 b: H& Y' OI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
3 @" u4 `) N$ ]. _* BIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier) Z2 F* I4 U2 {3 [2 J. W
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and, p; x) ?" d# f: b# U
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 v7 s" t' K) C4 eprofessor was out cold.- r$ A2 U- Z) |$ H" A
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,6 s2 n( o5 o. }$ M) p: n' {
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and. Q% v$ H# |) R3 o) y# N
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked( Z5 t* [4 r" F! P8 N
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
6 E- S% ?6 C) a9 R1 \0 {; Swith you? Why did you do that?'
% s' m1 m" F nThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your4 U) n0 V3 q/ P( Y& Z, g% l' y
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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