God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
) j7 m: Q/ w5 \- U' ylooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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7 q& L* L7 b5 A- {3 [The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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* B! j* M$ z6 Q" p3 P7 h* y% STen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
# A2 t2 f! H9 L0 U" F8 VI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
9 m/ [; v# N# k& J! LIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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1 ]3 n- n3 O5 _The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
! h- m6 w& u1 B' d: S0 P( r; Rsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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5 I  M' n" h* O4 bCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
  M. F& L. O! B; M# q, _% Jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
# [  ?# s0 M2 D2 A1 \- NOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

* M/ ]. f) G8 q4 m5 P8 |下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
8 U& j' o4 r- ]6 xso true...

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