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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 t. H5 e( R$ ^% ~. m, p, klooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% Y; B. z4 c4 F; s8 u) W0 E# \are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 G; A" h1 h, i, u% u2 s( }7 K
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here( i$ @" H# E! i! ~
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ( W+ l9 ^( B, J! ]8 i0 r3 |8 i
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
! x  r, g- w( ~/ U) n( C8 |in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! q( x( w6 [1 P  ]" Icold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The. _4 g$ n( h% t% b) u4 ~
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ W' [. u) w6 y  a
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- t- U- q" Q2 d) T$ U/ ^sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
# u8 R7 U2 k# k, i: `9 Y- T. tat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
% {" P) D2 N* q9 zwith you? Why did you do that?'
9 s/ j0 v, \6 l, e' _& ~! \" lThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " D  y+ h" |/ P8 k$ b
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your; C; w: u( d! P- O5 O
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
* v! }3 m9 A% F/ v; ]' H: qOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and3 r) L7 I' F! Z: f* Y) ]
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you3 l  h$ H8 R4 s5 E
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
9 d$ I# c* y- d) Xso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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