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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you5 ?7 \7 u- v, o' k' t
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' . z. [( h( U/ L Y$ A
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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3 T- e* v/ V- s# r' P/ a$ mTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 R0 z4 j& d4 Y9 M9 A* p8 f; VI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 1 d8 v9 B/ k7 @% ~7 j8 R! m
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier n X9 N Y: n7 a) ^* T& o* L
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 Z- p. Q [6 acold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
# ~, s/ }1 W3 H4 |1 W/ Aprofessor was out cold.* ^9 v" ]6 s: a& M
% b3 a' D+ I: D1 fThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. {2 t$ t! V2 L- N+ ]; d. Z c0 o
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and ~( x4 f7 A! J4 A j* ^0 a& z
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 C; d' d6 ~2 J' j% U6 W; w$ y
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" P* ?, H. D) ^. Ewith you? Why did you do that?'" k! |! ~5 r! r* I9 E8 K6 Q% T
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your! D& T. }3 O g1 ]8 f
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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