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- ^( e& P% s& z" n' ^+ ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ j3 a/ J/ _3 F; |9 {, o
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 5 y" `# ^ H+ u7 h
8 v; U9 {; \- B u: d8 ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: }2 U, ]8 H; T5 f. v3 x& f
' x# j$ K' s/ pTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
9 L Q, B) y$ ^- z! @6 ^' \- b OI am, God. I'm still waiting.' + ^. ?& i( u) A
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) V& `# b) T: B; ^. c% \" {# Iin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
& Q$ J" j5 i! n$ gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 X+ t2 E" H8 \- @+ m5 R
professor was out cold.
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! v% H; z q) G' A! ]9 H' kThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,) |; w+ [6 e6 [2 u+ ^
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 v0 s1 v* v# w( i# D+ ysat there looking on in silence. , C( D3 y( _. t0 T# N
* a% [' S# f# \# j( Y; K& _3 ]The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked' n$ ^% I% h7 N
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
2 N, b) d& l: G. {with you? Why did you do that?'3 [6 }0 `" F4 k' R" Z, U. P2 P/ ^
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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7 G. j: B+ c3 s# G+ OCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ [4 A( |$ z3 H! Hright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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