 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ c- ~! n5 W' b& O( S( ?4 E) m; bare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
, ]3 L$ h, \0 }3 Q7 G
% K, |) I6 j; r7 IThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.5 X4 H8 o5 K4 K5 C' P
0 W; b4 \4 p& G2 C. q g N
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
2 k& `5 R1 e- O5 w7 vI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
: N9 N8 g; E: J y4 A: PIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& T% J* R! i% @3 F7 v: \5 t- H; o
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and) X( s( q& Y2 ]+ W3 p7 C7 `
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The$ t) }2 q% d# q$ h- Y, J. R
professor was out cold.4 w8 W4 R" M* }8 P& Q0 |+ g
0 l4 e4 t$ }6 U, J1 JThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,) a" ?- P# {3 L& G% v
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and1 V9 P0 E9 H w; V" i" E+ o' M
sat there looking on in silence.
6 Q9 H# Z+ U* t* w1 f$ s" ]3 k- }, L4 v6 m$ r- t; {. W
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked9 x! k& v4 ]: Y# V/ C$ {
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
9 s; v2 O. X4 O' s0 Lwith you? Why did you do that?'% t* G3 t7 r2 g/ M
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 6 W2 b0 S W* C; P) {% Y* a% Z1 k
4 ^+ m+ p% r& S1 g& v8 k) kCanadian soldiers who are protecting your$ N8 R. E" x6 E3 K: a5 P
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-5 12:53
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-12-5 13:11
