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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ( Q: K+ N- c. C# u4 V
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
: q+ W( |% _+ EI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 ^" J3 {# W+ IIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' C6 W a. B+ @+ B' ^& O1 |4 {
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 Q- D, C. E3 N& r) T+ U9 ]cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
% @& Q3 y0 l* X& F" n5 c0 W; Kprofessor was out cold.
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/ }& m9 X) q& YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,( j$ M; T8 D" f8 `3 S
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% C- T; f3 C2 t/ A
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
5 T* p6 t& n8 A" r8 x' G/ Cat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter* B7 w K. F! E* Q. {
with you? Why did you do that?'
. O* D7 }; [# v4 WThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
9 M5 g7 W0 c: X8 T7 P- v2 @right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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