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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ p. s7 K8 S3 p+ z8 Ulooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you4 F4 I2 @4 L2 j- C: I1 A, i
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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2 [7 ?( J2 H( L2 ]* a6 V/ v3 i) U4 vTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
$ J- Z1 Y0 J5 d$ ^( ]: j# kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% [  w1 x2 t" W; k4 rIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier: j4 M) j9 t  C) R# o
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and- j% I, p4 N) x% Y- Y
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The" v; Q6 \! {; F  r* B0 Z
professor was out cold.. f5 v5 y8 q% W/ }" V5 B3 T
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" U4 f/ n4 Q) a* L! }. Q; Y5 [at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) R/ @  l3 D3 k$ W+ fwith you? Why did you do that?'
' N& ]( R  Q: z" M; I" [, y$ d$ t; G5 MThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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" L3 b, o: u; j: TCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
* P  k# h" r. Q6 j) D1 mright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
! L$ m( W6 ^# {+ q. sOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and; [7 k9 M3 z4 \% C, h' \) X
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' n# o! q$ p$ ?are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
& \. `$ `8 Q/ W. kso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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