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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you5 y3 T1 z) c. Y( h
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.- @: E. F$ [, I* J
/ p' g3 \& Q7 P! C% G5 p! ITen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here) C& g6 {0 N: q" b& }+ r
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
& h3 u, |( n r% ]1 X# \It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier5 }1 H, v; l. q+ F* k( {
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and% a$ v k, X x: U
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The* |; g+ p9 E% a
professor was out cold.
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, g% T# ?' E% R7 eThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there," I. f& Y: n9 N: {7 A
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" j4 N- _8 S% ^, s1 Q' _
sat there looking on in silence. 5 s7 q% P: I7 C' A/ V. [
( m4 N/ W* \+ \% AThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, G, Q4 b6 P' ?: o3 T* S
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 ^/ G8 V% y, t# mwith you? Why did you do that?'
) k: ^8 ~) [% J O$ M {The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting : [- I( A; `/ Z4 d( j' A
1 [1 \( Q3 Q2 v6 F! pCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ _. C- [" C8 Lright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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