God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
6 [7 J* u; P( z3 vlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

/ b9 P" x2 x% ~! N- x+ mThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
0 m' Q! P9 V) @# Z: o$ j0 _- L: wI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
& ~! k" ]0 {! v  b' fIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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" w7 b7 r& u9 C3 kThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ O1 `1 b' C) hsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

: Y! M' K! G, \8 x0 R, v- YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
+ l) O8 I  V, e' [( j6 K# swith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

; @, S7 o! H3 U9 t! A下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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