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r( d1 R) }4 O) tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' x H4 L/ A2 a, `$ pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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- h, M3 [# G+ _" i& j4 EThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 R: P* I$ K7 `( Z4 ~
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ k% ~- U8 ^3 E' TI am, God. I'm still waiting.' / Y; j; m5 \% |& |+ s
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
# s: L) i. d! b/ E! q3 Cin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and x, d9 }4 G/ ~; o) h
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The+ \* m/ v0 e- ?% N- W+ s, `7 O. \
professor was out cold.# S9 B" N" s) K$ U/ G/ R% t
, c8 v8 R6 G% C7 {; E5 I7 EThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
/ n8 p( C2 u, _6 Fsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and7 ]4 L2 l. R4 _+ N
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked3 l5 _9 b9 M1 G) u
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
0 a$ E ^9 i* Swith you? Why did you do that?'
- `! R! t7 e+ ~5 T9 X+ WThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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3 b% Z9 B7 O/ i7 i2 ~' f# b6 [. f& QCanadian soldiers who are protecting your+ A4 t' [' @8 o i2 \
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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