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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
' b$ A( b  S. z. b# x8 Tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you  a2 m' K/ t- @# f  q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' + J4 v9 h8 A& d+ T- ?+ {

) a9 ?  ?$ C" o  C" [* DThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.2 z! M8 N( ~# E& {

: D, h! d% @' ]/ z0 _Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 ]" L! @* o3 \; ]* CI am, God. I'm still waiting.' / C( u( v4 ]9 Y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' o$ m9 t  w$ q3 o6 V; q0 l
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 [3 J! a/ x0 |6 Vcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 z3 l3 B8 Z( d( f, z
professor was out cold.  J: u! |8 l# U* W0 l/ h0 _# d
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,& P/ x- h2 U' t2 [  {2 r5 ?
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
, U; v3 r, O% _sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. H0 o+ w' Q- D' m% @7 l/ |. X3 @at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
3 E" t9 v! D% N+ Cwith you? Why did you do that?'
, @( k, q; D6 @; XThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ; v7 Q* [* e9 H9 r" c. S( \) w

5 n5 T( H/ ]3 @) xCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
& ^# _1 E) o3 O/ W8 r3 `  Bright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
7 }  [( N% X$ {7 R; P8 A7 ^One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 E$ e* e0 P3 s: V3 P' Vlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 g6 _, m* }2 L2 ^! eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......3 @' P1 _7 w- R: ?
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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