God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ n5 e* V" V0 C. |are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

+ E1 u7 D  s' j' E; A6 `The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
9 n" w: X; O4 {5 w4 }9 [
; Y2 z( L2 F: V& X1 OTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
" r6 ?0 l7 E9 j- l- Min the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 u$ H5 C6 U7 ?4 _8 S! T. {cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

9 }' p/ E8 h* c2 S. {The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
8 g3 ^; t9 P+ D8 J9 Q7 s' Zsat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
- f; K3 U; L4 u) BThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

/ i, \$ f# z% u9 k) Q$ ~Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
& X5 H: [. w* ~; Wright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
1 M  l$ T% |) p* M3 elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
  g3 l  G# Q- Ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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: y# Q4 c" m( K# a) \8 z  c下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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