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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.# t8 ]; Q* ^& ]1 I9 |
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 s6 }& `" p5 u9 D
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
^1 h% z8 N* b' K1 t9 hIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier, [9 o4 I' I3 \* C
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and5 z9 Y1 r3 O3 d4 ~# \: C
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The7 T* S1 c4 n% D' u2 `
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, Z a" b/ h& L' r9 t
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% m) ]0 Z/ b* ? u& X
sat there looking on in silence. 9 \9 d) c8 d( R% E
5 J) r' H4 f5 O9 @' a5 c/ [The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked. y6 I9 {* x9 H1 `: ~0 q" ]8 T
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
Q4 A# s' X* i7 w3 \with you? Why did you do that?'
# ]& t( S N. B6 ^The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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