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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 R% J! q9 \- I s' a) Y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 9 V4 O! c- m ?2 G
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 G: v. _# D1 d& {
9 t2 V* {& x$ W a* f' dTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
- @" F6 |1 O& dI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
5 S4 ^. d8 b6 \It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- M9 Z) r; w' G1 Z+ G7 K, }
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
: _' A7 `8 x% \" ]8 x' v" \3 wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 Z, Q3 ~" ?0 i2 r5 Oprofessor was out cold.
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0 f Y& x+ h6 j0 }The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& V9 F& v% R5 i# I$ {silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and: U& e/ h: z- b% p+ C2 M
sat there looking on in silence. 1 L. O+ K' U! X& o: j& q
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked" F; G1 F g- [
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
& b8 O& @' h0 K" L& d4 s: M! Wwith you? Why did you do that?'
! I( Z- O8 M# zThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting $ b1 D' g3 w( [& w* W- d
; F+ K I# J. _; {& MCanadian soldiers who are protecting your0 \; }5 S5 g& O1 O$ c& Z' y) [" s
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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