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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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# K( w3 s# c9 K% ZThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.1 |4 J# U, y: x/ x
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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_% H+ v- L4 K: oIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# h, @8 V% ^8 E0 [9 q: d$ k; w9 ]6 W. R
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
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professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,9 y' ]0 @, [- j
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 G8 u) G. ^8 tsat there looking on in silence. P4 v: Y2 r! c' i, X' i$ w7 _0 R
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'
, n$ ^+ c9 F* G2 C( _" K9 BThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your4 T+ Q1 O& Z9 @3 }& q, K/ x
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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