God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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" c: v8 ]# H5 J/ dThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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( L& j( H. _. R6 M; ysat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: p% e' P) @! M2 E" @" rat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
6 C8 L" ?, O: k1 {& {: t& Nwith you? Why did you do that?'
' F+ p8 E% v: t1 F/ FThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
: G* k! M! b/ D; D, g" l  ~# ROne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 @: i$ }" |7 pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
" F; }# e2 A/ |: A( e; r# lso true...

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