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4 u: l- o T+ Q( }& n6 A0 }looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
}. J' @: R3 ]% T& i- c1 O. x) ^are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.8 q( E. \) n* L e
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
9 q5 y, H! O6 Q6 v1 |$ c9 ?. t! R, U, YI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
) n; i1 D# d* W1 {" s6 F5 nIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier% l) |4 }- ]% i" S& I1 z. E7 Y2 \
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and. \$ J1 v" w$ h
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 l! u6 W) ~- ~/ ~- v uprofessor was out cold./ l) J# Z* ?9 _ L: k" V
& R8 E7 T/ Y5 X' ?, IThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% M5 M* k5 Y1 s. ~! R4 tsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
7 w) ]" m) Q- Usat there looking on in silence. 9 n5 b3 [# N2 `
- o# S' e% @" w5 g" k! G5 sThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
9 i0 b; v* l T. _4 Qat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 t' e8 \) _/ {7 Z: `9 uwith you? Why did you do that?'
/ I! T* y3 J$ X8 HThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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