God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
# O  C5 [/ Z# Y  X: B1 N, x2 L+ n8 k- [looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' P0 F& O, _) L. G6 s4 y& Iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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8 O! }$ D6 i( x, i. w; VThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

/ D) e' p. Q% I! i1 bTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
7 m" R' |8 ~+ n* @$ `4 `9 e7 UIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 `) x) |& h+ i/ P. Scold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
, |5 c. B% V' [6 c& e' F' xprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
! B: P6 |$ T& A% d( P- asilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
1 }2 X+ s* O2 n9 D+ S) P1 Bsat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
1 `5 Y* e) Q9 W- ]right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
9 C' p% g. q  H* L: a+ HOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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5 Z, c& U8 X: ~7 {0 n4 O9 H& P下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
4 B0 `, C# d. C% q* r5 z7 m* hso true...

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