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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 i7 ^) ^# m2 o) f
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ( F5 `9 n m: L7 r7 S8 ]0 q0 J
7 z) m$ S3 j6 j9 e# @" k% OThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.+ N0 p2 B r* j- `' R
% Q. L7 S7 H5 W( o, cTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
; {! Q7 r$ [5 F1 j6 n6 KI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
4 L( C, l! E) b' ?It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
$ A) L) W: w# T8 d- sin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
* X K& C( a( b; c; g1 ^cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
, g' H, p1 m7 U2 F! b0 Pprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. N* `' d4 K7 p, k' v6 {
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
6 y( D- ~& d- f* x& Z7 g! V. o% \sat there looking on in silence. $ O' u# ~- A& j$ w% o; ~, k% l, O
# }/ ] ~# `' F4 L& |; [The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& {/ O3 U( \; J; c; o9 L
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter: w- q) V* L4 X: @5 h
with you? Why did you do that?'2 n' }3 v5 Z2 A% g4 i, k l K
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting : B' ` V S% O8 L, c+ u/ h
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your0 r* e! {! A% c, ^
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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