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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and1 v9 {% F: _- h0 t( |: v: F5 x0 U
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you7 j1 q6 i; Q" Q1 j6 Z F* r
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / A" Y2 |4 `, K, f0 A! @
8 D8 w1 D7 b+ @* H! [+ [6 W8 K. nThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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* ?, e6 N/ Z$ g$ dTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ a+ t7 S0 y0 @# j; n! _, W0 VI am, God. I'm still waiting.' # g( r3 S1 @8 |
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier* o# {2 P9 a. J. k: G6 t
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 p7 [' j7 b3 B) d8 H# B s
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( j2 k$ i3 d- j! w% w* Gprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
: E( M, N( W6 s( Csilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# t. Z( F6 `( ]sat there looking on in silence. 4 l/ d: X8 S* B$ U
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. n. T! O7 r$ \0 {! i5 S. e4 j, p, Nat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 b; X) Z; O9 K9 M" l9 r
with you? Why did you do that?') ~2 M/ ]0 B* @! b. c
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting & S% e: ]0 G) @% ^) ]7 K: N
3 o5 e$ m/ m- L% _Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
( w; i8 @5 o8 D' V) qright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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