God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

  l) a$ E, ^) T) W0 u( h" ]/ OTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 I" @3 m9 `2 c' ~in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
" a" F' |7 q! L8 A& ]- Icold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

. H4 V. ^7 o6 w8 G( Y$ x- Z0 m/ G/ [The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& f- W& U- N" n/ t% n9 _+ Ssilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# N/ l, Q5 l, Xsat there looking on in silence.
6 k; z8 F1 ]6 S! V
3 b# y# Y, T" K9 B  Y7 eThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
2 j2 q+ f3 V5 o, P1 r) ~with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

6 P) E0 J5 B. H9 d0 A. g. iCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
- d4 i6 R6 T8 Qright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
9 Z' {: {+ G8 }+ z6 S2 w1 d" C1 N* qOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
: Z3 `" m5 z( ], qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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