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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you7 A7 i9 E, L) `0 m; w, m
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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6 v9 ^$ `/ V" s! U& L) dThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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& M# u# m. e0 R) D. L8 aTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here1 ^2 N' N4 c f
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
@9 U# ]+ c/ ]2 `; x i1 mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
2 |& G0 o# K2 C/ \7 Min the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 U! D9 l6 c7 a6 p. B3 A' lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The; i1 W5 n# T" U' N, i. i- A
professor was out cold.
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8 b; |4 c* T; E% b1 n; [' h) SThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,# y9 |. n8 l) f; v, c0 I$ c8 G
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 C, d# w: |, _. ~sat there looking on in silence. & X; G7 e6 h7 C/ F, O, g# m+ S) y
/ ~' W7 w g4 x% b+ r" BThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked6 Y" t* G N) g( l9 L+ I
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 G- g( `, n9 C1 O/ v, M$ c
with you? Why did you do that?'
: p5 T2 I6 z% R, K' X- lThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' a# Q6 N/ D7 ` e) @. Q& C. Y) S
3 S8 N' }3 I6 _Canadian soldiers who are protecting your* j+ {7 ^ z, [7 k' u
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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