God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 W. i) z4 f* P" V0 W/ }are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

' |: @- I3 D% z0 X6 l6 [The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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8 s' n" j- l, S- x  K; G" ~' zTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
5 A, g  ~  ]6 ~! q: n. bI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ N# {7 C/ {) ]: \in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
+ s% _8 n3 p8 r; c# u  Mcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
' y  p+ k4 y2 H: B: a" Z7 Sprofessor was out cold.

* m* o$ Y  a' y. ]- Z  j5 ^5 i" k" wThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ W  G" [/ O6 V! K& Y0 g0 O/ fsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

# i' i& C1 Y' O  bThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
2 n6 a2 B+ g8 {' ]9 b! x; ^  `: a& aOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
0 t. O0 w0 @6 ^1 @! Elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
; a4 k5 _, }# Pso true...

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