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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
+ P( K. _! r; g( l# ]( Zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 ~8 j! u& e" Z& z6 u
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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* {) z) {3 d1 ]  U/ X3 u1 {The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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( [' d& H: f5 E- l% g7 sTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here( w1 v& D* w& R" }9 c
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ' d) J% _9 D9 x3 @2 B! }) y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier9 z( M& [( M2 c9 G6 @# B
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
3 u* q7 D' k" V( w+ bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( }. [" d3 B& z4 B  X" @professor was out cold.6 h, S8 M9 d7 P- t
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
7 w5 P: M* P' I- Fsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
, f, Q; L* ~) U" p8 V5 r1 {# O) usat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
) P( h% m! o% Y0 E& \at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. ?2 w$ m: v2 O. f, Z( M+ c# A1 g2 U5 ^with you? Why did you do that?'  x. R# p$ X0 y4 t! W, M4 C6 M! `
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
2 M# d( q8 Y- z* K+ fOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and* r( `$ l/ C" m$ B) S
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 H% S0 _# w6 O& `4 qare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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0 d" A: L- N6 O% D7 T$ _下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......+ i  g, N7 `# Q
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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