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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and$ z( L5 g, C6 p& ]9 }! g& a0 O
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
/ w$ r/ q0 z2 a% K5 _are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' + b6 o! ?2 E0 `: P
9 c6 J' h1 b# u gThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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- Y( |5 n" G& K: D: nTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ {0 v( @7 a8 n9 X6 o' i
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 5 o3 X* k! r2 B& ~
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 [- c' Y# r# O* b
professor was out cold. D; _5 C$ ^9 f; `3 y+ f7 L
$ Z# u- ~( a2 R' I6 {% L! b9 gThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ D& h5 M+ i$ ~+ ?* T# R& i: D1 p+ H6 B
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- [. @- w0 q, L: _- l, Qsat there looking on in silence.
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; n. D; Q% ?/ _: o$ d9 OThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked; @ W/ X% Y( z( r+ D. n
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter" D9 }' J* S, d+ @7 m
with you? Why did you do that?'
- Y# Q- W3 H( J+ [& vThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 f" ]5 u( V: m ]( q1 e
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your }! K! |3 @" G6 m3 k+ f( R! V
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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