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/ O$ h: G' C; zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; H" [- m# z- N9 r& [. oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' * P$ \9 x+ S3 w0 H
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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; p& r' E' X GTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 ^4 f9 K( S7 F- X/ h
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' & D/ |" Q: m& n/ D2 C$ V$ q& Z
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier2 p; n$ z5 h: j0 @! @- g7 e
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
" }, B( Z( K/ E6 zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. `6 z* S! Z: R0 Dprofessor was out cold.) z' N! p( k; ~& ^+ p5 r+ C: Z
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there, p0 c# [' s& W1 Q: L
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 v# b4 `7 c0 ^8 S
sat there looking on in silence.
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: q/ B$ R; I6 u) G) cThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, u- p; b% h. d, C3 v* l* g4 y9 Q
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
: `* l F# }+ M0 [with you? Why did you do that?'
0 N( B, a! {. f9 }The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting , I% |/ ]6 _5 x- v+ @1 N, P/ {
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your5 P8 h$ t9 n5 g5 T/ E
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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