God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
) k1 Z2 J: b( t) e! H2 ~, u9 Vlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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5 g" m4 y7 F' A7 ?  nTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
  }9 d  I# h. N4 ZI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
% D$ C! W  Z6 P; Vin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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8 N; F: {" w$ rThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% ]. a. E$ R1 T" }& u0 bsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
9 h5 ?8 o. C$ D: H  O. Mat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
: s, U( G8 |4 Q1 Swith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

8 f7 L9 V0 s# i9 U' j' z下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
8 O, T' e% N3 V# T: vso true...

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