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) G+ E2 e, {; X, i- nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: p5 a8 z2 f, X6 }$ A6 `3 ^are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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0 l7 `$ Z( {0 x; y0 ~The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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0 o# g5 x% O+ _- Z. WTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here& H7 z! w1 |- o* {" J+ G; z2 u7 [) W
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 5 @% [+ G" K8 P8 ^8 B, A; k
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier) L# g5 D4 \/ W+ U% s
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 \/ c! l U3 i! V* p( f
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,9 w/ }' g/ V. l5 e/ R
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
/ T) z$ v0 B8 @sat there looking on in silence. " _ O" ^ E( ~2 b6 A/ f. e( Y
4 q; Z |! \3 \9 M! hThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked7 r6 G" D5 u7 M8 c6 G, ~
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
X+ q% \5 Z; j* z9 Qwith you? Why did you do that?'
7 a9 r2 j2 B0 vThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting % A2 j+ g! M# o8 m
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
, g# d% U' Y/ P+ v6 A$ Sright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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