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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here0 W1 _! Y: c0 m% M+ R2 _0 t% O
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
/ d! K/ |, c4 X7 [3 N9 |) A8 [! WIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier/ h( ?5 w0 b, x8 H, d- n
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and7 K7 z1 O: Q- z
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The6 D. W: v2 G" ~. c
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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" |' x; P; F7 B n& TThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& k' }5 H! j6 `
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter9 d7 L! G# S& e
with you? Why did you do that?'
1 t" q4 u, E! V" L1 P5 TThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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