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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and+ {& i9 n& V; g; C/ q
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 h/ }6 C# S9 j' p
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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: s0 U* K! V7 n, H, rThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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6 V4 b7 \1 T" b& TTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 q" O9 }: F/ H! z7 D& {
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
, X# `5 s1 m/ R& wIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
0 `8 l9 U& W# v2 e- ?in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# p- F9 b! x1 e; @. t2 e
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,/ M( C$ N# T2 o, w- T
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and! u" z$ i8 ?) }3 n
sat there looking on in silence. % i- e% j) I! m6 @, d3 a( H
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. a  }) m# N# @; P, Gat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
8 f2 E! J3 V$ g6 A5 rwith you? Why did you do that?'9 U- a2 a" |& X: [9 L3 O
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 1 a. s6 ^/ M0 ?9 B8 A

6 l8 W& `3 x! p4 Z; h9 N  oCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 K+ A% u) S4 zright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 9 D& K. b- N; z5 v0 Y5 w1 H+ h
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
' `6 S& ~% j8 Alooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* f0 a- C  S$ ~# R) {1 ?are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
$ j/ `6 I5 ]( v: d& Uso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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