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X, C/ y0 I& H- F1 K* N, vlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, H0 U, E k8 N- B2 U5 e3 @2 vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 3 O# b* Z/ h2 `$ e# c5 @
1 `4 f1 y; N5 e. c7 F6 |7 OThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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; K, d3 \9 J t/ |Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
1 O( P& L% a0 O; _I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ( f: V, X6 j7 ~3 }
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
, i' p& o5 _7 ?in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
8 T; E* N) O' ^- K j9 `cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; k- g4 G8 \- s$ o& U* C. Hprofessor was out cold.2 g' t5 }( e+ l" f2 Q# q# l% Q" C( H5 i
4 R# G+ p( j1 U' d- oThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
m( `5 o9 H8 V$ p* ~: l# ~silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and& h' ]9 A; ~# o3 R% U
sat there looking on in silence.
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, I7 A% r# _9 E/ C# B6 `The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
- n3 K8 O1 A& pat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) O$ f- s# b! q- h7 q9 qwith you? Why did you do that?'- t; v8 O1 E) x1 I; K/ R8 ]" R+ _
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
5 b! o2 h5 G v( i' h. wright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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