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' b$ A( b S. z. b# x8 Tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you a2 m' K/ t- @# f q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' + J4 v9 h8 A& d+ T- ?+ {
) a9 ? ?$ C" o C" [* DThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.2 z! M8 N( ~# E& {
: D, h! d% @' ]/ z0 _Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 ]" L! @* o3 \; ]* CI am, God. I'm still waiting.' / C( u( v4 ]9 Y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' o$ m9 t w$ q3 o6 V; q0 l
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 [3 J! a/ x0 |6 Vcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 z3 l3 B8 Z( d( f, z
professor was out cold. J: u! |8 l# U* W0 l/ h0 _# d
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,& P/ x- h2 U' t2 [ {2 r5 ?
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
, U; v3 r, O% _sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. H0 o+ w' Q- D' m% @7 l/ |. X3 @at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
3 E" t9 v! D% N+ Cwith you? Why did you do that?'
, @( k, q; D6 @; XThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ; v7 Q* [* e9 H9 r" c. S( \) w
5 n5 T( H/ ]3 @) xCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
& ^# _1 E) o3 O/ W8 r3 ` Bright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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