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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and- N  h  R  u* z
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) S- Z. F  F4 ~+ h# V/ O
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' $ {5 q5 E. O6 X% A
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.; r& N# V7 a: U5 M. g. }' g
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here! U8 D, K- T! m( K, z
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' " L! |- N# J4 z9 y5 C1 j/ u( A
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 Y2 N6 M% @8 [3 ]  U: H# S$ G
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and/ v- y; z& i. y! ^# p; l
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The$ b9 T8 ?- y* O. i
professor was out cold.5 o" T) a2 R! j6 q9 ]! Y$ r

4 Z0 i% J! h- y) x4 RThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
' a0 K* C: a4 d2 G" tsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 F% U) `: t: }2 g! r6 C
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' J  G" m7 `. [" J; w2 Rwith you? Why did you do that?'
; N4 m; I( {0 r& xThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your4 L# ~' A2 C' j9 Y
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
% l7 D( L/ `6 ?  R/ LOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and& E& ~  ^7 b7 K7 v/ A
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
1 L' M: W3 T# P# h& Pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
( f0 ]! w3 c, q* ]/ zso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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