God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

9 V1 b7 j6 Q7 G; tThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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( m0 V% q0 f% t9 zTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
- Y0 w" E9 v$ n+ k+ ^It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& \' t2 [) U% {- A" Jin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
/ |. O( q2 b" q# m0 X. \# Jcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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/ U, d9 g) i* @6 p$ h, s; t# }: jThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

- I. U$ R  k  d7 k: G: m# l9 yThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
% Z# v4 E; [+ A4 ^+ p( M( Swith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

3 q0 G8 ~8 H6 \, m2 _! w1 A1 aCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ R2 ]" D7 v4 ]* B! m3 I, aright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

# e4 |2 U7 A/ ]下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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