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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 |, U* L+ T! f( z' O: {: v+ o) Nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you4 C- i _; R; j$ y- W0 ~
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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& M! }5 ~; X7 E8 FThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.9 ]( H: k' |, w1 i# w# Y Q% T
0 K6 D$ S. r- Z+ T' HTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ @: E5 L1 { n/ v1 t8 g# N% j# k$ TI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 9 G& Z+ n! o. i+ l* R" l
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier. [8 u# N- U1 I' k
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and n, p9 K j* o- E
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
+ P2 _. ?& j! n* t' M7 ^professor was out cold.
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7 k A% @2 b" ]2 G4 ^' L# bThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
7 Z& H0 p, b9 Ysilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- I. V! ~' k& s: T% h4 Hsat there looking on in silence.
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9 ?* Z( K+ h5 X% M3 j$ F7 oThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 q5 }/ }+ M2 i% f& d: N
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
+ ?/ `6 P" N0 _& ]. q1 Iwith you? Why did you do that?'
4 B, S0 f n- e, iThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ( P8 ]% Q% h4 Z
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
7 Z- l- i7 M7 E- v6 b+ Vright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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