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1 ^4 U9 y/ P/ P" l1 R! [4 {looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 l" R( N G; [are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 6 d, D D2 L5 Y
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.' o2 i( E4 g! j i U/ a5 t9 o
- c9 |6 ` x4 p0 T4 u2 WTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
# V& n |8 U5 [2 m- _8 iI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 d1 {/ k* _. V2 K6 u3 Y: kIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
0 J. [0 v) A$ @& S6 P! d) {+ f+ ]in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and( m2 j" B% e8 l% r8 _
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- L$ c6 f% X4 ?/ ?$ n/ D
professor was out cold.
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3 `. q" S9 [8 g2 @0 j- t& |The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ A+ h k& H/ A1 Q0 R) T, nsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
9 q' m, z% p8 ~8 ^# Ysat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked; Z* G4 Y4 w. y% [4 B$ w8 c# M$ X2 d
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter9 \& F; H* u* f
with you? Why did you do that?'
d1 p, O; E! ~3 W" sThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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+ H( V' v Q! l2 T" C M( wCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
. o6 f+ x D9 X7 |6 ?$ H7 }right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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