 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and) l2 }3 W) j7 S0 n2 c: k
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 S3 J( A7 r3 l" z6 {) L2 G+ q0 g
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
' k7 _1 U/ N/ I5 t' ~+ y- X- B6 L: \! h1 O) G; Q- @ H" G
The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: f0 i& O7 R3 }7 ?. o3 U
' s; l& \/ M/ X; Q6 f
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here. S+ [- r! J, ]% T# i) I
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' N5 B8 U8 [8 J# S5 O4 ^+ R
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier6 g. |6 r& Z: U
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 C, c0 H4 d( ?/ d+ D
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% L4 F4 I% u1 p2 G( u: b1 p
professor was out cold.
3 F: q ^# M& R9 @
+ K$ L: s- e; I$ w# T3 WThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,% C9 Q: x: K8 N0 k- r
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
9 j7 h s: N6 Asat there looking on in silence.
8 t9 M. O+ L( Y( F
' H, v. c* F4 w1 n2 ?4 @4 S9 JThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, b ^: `& P/ U8 p
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
6 q% Q7 T5 L* ^4 \4 cwith you? Why did you do that?'+ ?% r" J; m9 X
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
' F# V. z1 g0 y0 P( p8 k
; T" k, O5 r q2 w: X& o4 f1 ]Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
O7 |, i: w. x: q+ L+ Cright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
|