God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

; L3 N# q) Y1 v6 C) U+ n0 }  eTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 ~( |- g  ?1 H) X$ zI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* p1 N4 D- ?. j/ H# u1 b5 @* K9 K" h; hIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 d4 h9 e' [$ I0 z5 u6 Z0 _in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
5 [0 V5 ?  m! ~  \professor was out cold.

9 }" O9 i" |/ gThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
, o' z" j0 b8 A3 Z' l, osilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
/ Q5 X5 d+ M# e  E: l0 Ysat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. m0 |8 `4 k$ Q. M$ ^" {" _with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

; I+ N) b2 v9 n8 F5 `% o; M- }Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
) ?4 V) ?' ]0 B. ]; [, Z. ^) M" Vright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
5 j! G! G; `( ?. z! F& COne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
! I5 }" x0 u% K- k1 `# @; ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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2 V" f( P5 S4 `0 i$ M6 U  d- Z: H下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
+ o( [: h$ I; Lso true...

yayoyeyu

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