God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, w4 z! q( r4 J! p5 n' Gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
1 ]2 D3 R& V3 J9 E2 S5 p( tcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
! z: s8 l3 `7 {0 O. n4 xprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
8 K7 \9 E' o& G% R) ?! Y' m6 e5 dsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

8 X$ W5 f) O" {! C& ~" ~$ u0 xThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
. i+ c  P+ X3 J9 b1 K# k0 ~One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
  t: X, |: O! S8 F! `8 Elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; S4 y. z9 U% @  M; I& dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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- T$ P$ Z/ g: R; l2 F下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
# Z0 w: u7 U$ F' z) I* b- l* lso true...

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