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: S% X" w9 K; n8 ?1 V* Clooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 }6 a/ p! w9 h; E, c
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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; K; y8 `: E7 Y. ~$ eThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here- ?7 h+ W4 r. J$ r P
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' $ A0 q- t( M f+ K- }5 Z
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier3 |, _% A: @, l9 ?3 P0 X& F s
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and% Z% |1 r% B9 _
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The. d- f/ o" g- u/ X1 o8 ^
professor was out cold.
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- m o$ a0 b H) L$ gThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
! V, v% k; z. A6 V# |+ msilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" W1 W0 W. U W8 \, C" R- ^
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 Y' [/ f( e! b) v1 E0 k* ^# u
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter. ], Q0 o6 b- a6 _6 l* K
with you? Why did you do that?'( k F% k8 H+ N' X
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 T4 I! l# X& s
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your8 M0 h8 Z2 T* L3 u: A
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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