God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, v6 @6 u" @  _) I2 k* Jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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( q# ~/ y+ t; ~6 Q3 }1 u& S( k9 {The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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" ~2 J" H0 H; p  N( @0 \. DTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ _# R& C9 i; e' @2 x; B, kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
! j2 X  I/ U9 P  }9 J* B$ N9 Wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
  \" V5 C% H# I: }; Q! _3 t% A( Msat there looking on in silence.

3 v1 c/ d) d8 P7 [5 Z$ K, V- MThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 O8 z& i- M4 M, q( A. ^9 k; Xat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
, C# n- w8 h* k# bwith you? Why did you do that?'
: T  m# ~8 U9 \  O* R* B7 x* DThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ \- i6 m' Q% m9 N- @4 iright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; @% j8 L  q9 p  O6 F9 care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

( }$ t( b. t+ x2 |: P) f: g下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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