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/ `4 f M" R( a% l3 R- q7 ?2 Lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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& D! Z1 G% k2 {% @The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.5 M7 C, [, Y5 r% g
( Y6 M0 H; l, t# j' w* _Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
: L1 h* C g. C* A; w+ iI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ) v3 R& i8 h6 E1 }2 i4 C, l
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" `* C; @+ z" R( H+ w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
- o* D, `, \+ N& Jcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
: R, |( J) W' c5 L/ a5 wprofessor was out cold.6 Z9 O6 ?5 f% k0 b
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'+ l2 u" Q' _. H @5 m' f5 B
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your/ i+ C$ g5 l. `: i1 g; j
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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