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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and2 ?' d( ]0 x: z& n( n/ m# A
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you3 U* W7 x. i! h
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' + i1 e3 j2 o* c' X
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ e2 u# L7 y( { ^; q
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' & F' m+ i: [/ ?' {2 H" v5 X
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
, r F% g3 z, \1 F0 Vin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
/ `( |2 b9 v% a" lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The+ { a5 E7 K1 p. i
professor was out cold.' m+ Z j$ g, S1 m Q' V" j
3 r) `) D4 B6 I% Z) l# \The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 |& h0 _5 b X$ E2 e" ?
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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1 B2 g2 N6 _- A8 h, lThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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m" a- T+ c+ }& Fwith you? Why did you do that?'
. M/ H2 }1 G/ o" TThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting # @7 s! R/ P' \0 @
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" d2 T: i; g9 X9 ?( rright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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