God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
) _5 Y4 s, F; B( L" q! ]; q5 Glooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
" f9 O7 h# z: I3 ]- ]3 d2 [I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 H, \% U0 c8 O$ S3 w0 Mat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
  S/ d: `9 G7 b+ Q" W" e" Z" Vwith you? Why did you do that?'
& r+ N9 p, Y: z* {: dThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
. T, I+ Y( ~) D: ^, t& Kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
, `# l7 a* ^$ H$ F; d; zOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
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yayoyeyu

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