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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and! R; B8 F, C. Z5 }
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you/ i) {' i& K3 ^6 F
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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8 Y0 n9 W6 p7 ~( [- l2 B: \The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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8 P& y: K" `! s# k8 f1 u" V# q: \; y* kTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here5 a# R4 V- I6 R" H1 b
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
( t8 P9 F7 O3 W! `/ QIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
: q  c7 w8 V; w0 qin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
$ N+ {9 O5 t" Y9 }# Kcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 n" ^# u& ]8 |; E  v  N3 b& _
professor was out cold.
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$ ?2 k5 E; R; p0 F/ ~  ]! yThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 Y2 n, ?& [9 ^# E, ?4 K
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" R' y4 I; v  |3 |, e& w
sat there looking on in silence. 3 Z/ L0 d- P3 P8 Q- b4 W& F

1 d* I, v' M% F6 w" b! jThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 ~3 z+ `" ^3 w+ [) D$ B' [' q( Nat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter$ u' F& E( c$ i, T
with you? Why did you do that?'1 F/ r7 {) V9 V4 {1 R5 h" b8 p
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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  `! H; j! m. |Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 2 k- X0 n8 ?" G% D
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ e& l- P# i3 V/ e  b, }looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you6 ]1 _) _- ?& m; R/ F0 @
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......0 w4 O, `, U2 j) |+ D* H
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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