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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, _9 e% m3 w4 O) J' @/ hare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 0 n9 @7 }7 I( }+ c2 u9 r
0 d' A9 k0 O6 O3 K( y! gThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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$ X+ }7 w/ c5 @/ C6 B& q; j( Z8 D0 z# QTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
: @; @4 E0 k% d# y- PI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 9 J$ J$ E, {' Z _
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ w4 w" A! d6 vin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 h Z% |4 O9 ?6 x3 f2 Qcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- U1 M7 ]+ f# }) U0 Z% c8 A
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
7 p( D" i* g# R/ X6 I' {silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 Q4 f1 F* \. O6 N; |. J
sat there looking on in silence. / s0 S/ G- u( ^# L2 ~' _6 G
$ Y2 I T% G) w2 C2 T! bThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked) b6 ]" W: K$ n) @- p9 H& o' S
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
6 d9 D( G ~& s2 L) U3 }6 Mwith you? Why did you do that?'
0 e0 K0 W3 {" j& c4 iThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
, l4 i. B3 P& l$ ^) qright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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