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4 o+ b2 W0 ~1 x8 W0 l1 m* vlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( r4 A% `+ N. V3 E! L0 _2 T- v8 Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 9 H1 X/ D; g6 v$ k( d# r# S* A
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here6 S0 B9 A; W9 `) b2 y
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ) d# X7 f: t& C B! C% G& V2 \
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& Z `1 P" _- q8 ~: C
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 m; y! |* {3 {$ h* D Ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
2 b6 F; j8 C* c" [; g- Lprofessor was out cold.7 i' d( x. W9 ^! ?
: T Y+ Y# {" l9 g# t# \4 M: L7 WThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# G: M( O$ H; R1 P3 v- L9 [- wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and4 k2 c* q5 {6 N! D& R
sat there looking on in silence.
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' t/ Z/ Z7 H# ^/ @The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
, J! U1 u' P: x: F' _# b- E3 v2 k- Fat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter3 j; c1 ]: y9 l0 g7 Z
with you? Why did you do that?'
: i/ E: T+ ~5 y$ p& P0 @The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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