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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 g j, J6 s( M
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 1 V4 t. }. j6 J1 u6 B V* b
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier% C7 P) S) s" Q! E& V O
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# A8 e9 W- ]! T" N* x: w: |cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The7 p$ H7 @6 w- P O* C m' v
professor was out cold.$ C# j4 j' }" Q
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 E& z0 o. J/ [. t
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
) N- j( l8 d' ]! A* J6 dsat there looking on in silence.
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; k) i- e4 t' }6 Z- f9 }9 y5 YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'9 y7 I& ~8 |- `$ h. _0 B
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your1 J" h5 Q: E) E3 p8 T, W2 D
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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