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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and4 n/ C9 s" M6 Q. r) {
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you: s3 N" b& D0 l( h: F" d
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop., X5 x7 @! `4 @" m& ^: A7 {

2 h8 Z( O6 |, nTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
$ Z8 e! D  `4 g: ZI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
; _: N0 U6 a" mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The) L! z% W' G- ?
professor was out cold.' o% R" g1 I9 F; ]/ F9 z& q
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,: T5 u- h7 q* f  W
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
' B9 q7 f3 Z# f1 E2 Asat there looking on in silence. / E) f! }) E* M1 s+ P/ {
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked( O9 ^, N/ m- K- z! z2 ~
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. t6 l8 f) }. g: g1 @8 Twith you? Why did you do that?'
0 `+ e4 i9 W' D6 V- e6 kThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " z7 O3 b0 t! L" M3 ]. M2 [9 k

  q5 T: o* y6 D* l6 n- pCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
4 z1 q% ~( M3 ]& p% D! x, cright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 7 B1 k" n5 n4 b# a- ]
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
& x5 ~$ G# n8 S- o9 Plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
1 f' I0 x. r4 Vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......* z1 l* ]5 G+ H) a- {+ \4 ]
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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