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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you! v8 C G4 v7 C+ n' `' w
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 1 n. O* D! q% I( [5 A' y
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop." ] P) H# K7 {
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
1 Y6 I3 ^- e3 o* ~I am, God. I'm still waiting.' & R2 x% g8 C' [0 s$ S! N. N
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier$ d4 U" Y# K: Y6 o6 L2 C3 I
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! N3 e/ O$ v% h1 x3 V- K5 r' K3 N3 xcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The! d& [4 p" s- G
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ t$ y/ D2 {, k9 q
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 q! j- ~' r5 a% M5 A) h; ?sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked z6 q9 B. O" `1 C; t4 q
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter6 r0 {" l. }7 i
with you? Why did you do that?'9 P# o! j# N: M1 G$ Q# K' P- X7 F/ z
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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