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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and: C: T3 ^$ I) Q/ d& Y H M
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 Z- O- A! n8 B
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 7 J! D1 a Y, d% d4 b4 h
9 V1 b7 j6 Q7 G; tThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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( m0 V% q0 f% t9 zTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here6 ]+ [5 n# H/ I. m; r3 z; P
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
- Y0 w" E9 v$ n+ k+ ^It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& \' t2 [) U% {- A" Jin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
/ |. O( q2 b" q# m0 X. \# Jcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The$ q" f5 N# |5 r0 n
professor was out cold.
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/ U, d9 g) i* @6 p$ h, s; t# }: jThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,# _9 s3 o) A7 w# h
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and; z7 w4 T" ~# j$ C9 H( [
sat there looking on in silence. % P$ p8 Y+ I$ _" ?# X
- I. U$ R k d7 k: G: m# l9 yThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked l7 ]$ U: j8 V( @
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
% Z# v4 E; [+ A4 ^+ p( M( Swith you? Why did you do that?'2 w$ ^' ]! G% Q
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 8 I1 `7 o! e, P5 T
3 q0 G8 ~8 H6 \, m2 _! w1 A1 aCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ R2 ]" D7 v4 ]* B! m3 I, aright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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