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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ i, c' z& q# [0 C, \are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' . p( e$ C6 X0 [9 d; x5 L9 ^! i
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.- e- N. G- o3 b0 R1 {
$ E8 q$ u/ m6 z7 {+ e" ~/ j0 UTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here/ p0 S7 l) P/ \) k
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
1 B5 \2 ~9 Q! H: [3 n- iIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
2 z1 W) u5 b) z1 `& w7 zin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and9 f, S. L' P6 }/ A( U3 H& N
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The6 ^% d' H1 P) e' P+ h! \
professor was out cold.( P' X! M/ h1 [# @4 H8 v. C. N# `
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,4 o5 L& z3 `5 d' }' b
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and' A0 u' v2 @. a, l2 a
sat there looking on in silence.
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- k! q' K) G0 C7 B( P& ~The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
* g( ]) I% C( Z: @9 oat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter3 x$ ?0 M& F) d4 Q0 `2 s
with you? Why did you do that?'
9 p2 u& P$ f7 z. y' V" R. mThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 4 p B& [0 ^5 k7 y1 S$ ?8 R( l
! ^& ?2 S0 D0 b5 Z7 S+ }1 i2 ICanadian soldiers who are protecting your
5 W+ d# k, t; Z# T4 Lright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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