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/ i E, X9 z& X) J" N* m' d' U. {! Slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 N9 J! [; B5 b' ^1 T1 ?3 qare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' : a& P/ F3 o& M ] X; @6 P
& O. D* H; D4 [, m% \The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 D9 C9 x, K, J; i1 i
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
* u; i9 S7 r! kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 B M4 l, {# q/ u; qIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' ?5 h7 }& [3 B( G3 d) Y2 i1 X7 C
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and O% V! f |: [; N% ~
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The5 }' @7 i; N' M) y( g
professor was out cold.! y+ L9 F" c" v6 {8 r
8 j; D5 a' P, O+ b4 o* ZThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
! M6 V0 x2 y2 g9 F: ?- ?silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
& V. D0 Y3 D5 \# l! w$ v5 n0 L3 ^sat there looking on in silence.
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5 |& T5 E" h' @: |The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 `+ N" R1 d- P) Q w+ a6 ~at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter7 P! E3 h% F: L5 ]
with you? Why did you do that?'% `) z7 l; h/ g. ?/ h; m2 Q* x
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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3 i: T; U, q: p% f! gCanadian soldiers who are protecting your. E1 X( T5 `0 Z, u# u- }
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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