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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
; H. e' Z2 D6 Q5 b3 j" Rlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you9 k( l% _- ^  w+ D+ V( i, {% n
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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+ L2 S7 b  H& v0 _/ W4 q  YThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here) @3 |: I7 V" e" `8 T+ @9 x
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 5 a4 Z* W6 Q* y0 M0 j5 B
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ h2 t$ C0 U6 d9 |7 k+ Sin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and! G8 {1 {) a  k1 O" ~9 J
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 _  g) |# s& f2 I0 r6 zsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and4 b8 i3 w2 B: I* y! p; O- E. `& `
sat there looking on in silence. ! K: y' ?( L9 W  Q
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
& Q, v  a% ^1 L0 ^  u1 qat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
( u: M6 b6 Y! O5 p; h  C- Y% j  ?with you? Why did you do that?'
5 Q0 z! U1 T) b% e, d/ dThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 ^& U+ i( l( ~, j) H

+ a0 L6 k2 }$ A6 yCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
$ W& P% A9 V( O( R+ t5 l9 Pright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
* t" N: S) L2 Y0 D% d" S! ^One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and( k+ C4 o5 g( h
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ m- ^% x, D/ e  X, u
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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8 [9 U5 H5 S; K8 G下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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