God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 T: ]! J2 ^& ssilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 ^; z. I5 U' C7 ?are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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* y1 R* n2 j! I, S/ ]; T/ d下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
+ l2 y% b6 M/ |/ M( J& i4 W# Pso true...

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