God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- Q( B1 B/ e% b7 h* o* }9 V+ |) ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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- I" R" ^; {! c# HTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 y6 Y4 Z; i& X" h% d% AI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
9 b( u* S# K6 \+ uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
. B( p( w7 a0 M. J' H* m1 `silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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. s9 ^7 ~, a- v, ]The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
/ E+ Z! b3 F' s- ^! T2 kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
: E8 t9 n+ f/ P! }% o! X3 }with you? Why did you do that?'
( p$ G7 r5 o# ?- g7 V% Y7 TThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
4 f, k/ N9 Y3 t% O6 G3 nOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
% r* x  s/ z% J; Eso true...

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