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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you7 ~# b8 A4 [8 `) M/ f
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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6 b! R6 V! g- }! v4 {* UThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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' r& \5 Q5 p& U( y' d" ~( B# cTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 q) a" o; e+ T
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 7 A+ }& n: i6 H: Q* d7 l8 S
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier4 R. z, |4 v% w+ Y+ K- p' d9 E- G
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
. ? M k9 B* i t0 U8 C! vcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ z. G2 d" E! D4 k- x: x2 e/ X( }' f; B4 z
professor was out cold./ Z: r) l# ]) P6 W
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
+ q2 I9 O# k, c0 f& V/ @7 lsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" H) v, Y4 { [: a. l; ]
sat there looking on in silence. 2 j! `$ v) m) X6 S
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
& u4 Y. u6 [2 S# d0 r. {. Y! tat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
, i. @, y9 f+ W7 Q8 vwith you? Why did you do that?'
0 `: ]0 p7 {, v5 C: ZThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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