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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 a9 u* ?9 v% I$ plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' ~% `, l+ U" d7 J4 f$ ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* D/ T" n2 M! K- `2 [( ~
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
' M9 {6 c5 m% s8 ], n9 N" mI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
  D# V6 ~1 Q( D* X( w3 @* h7 nIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 n# ^, c$ R( K/ \, F1 Qin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
$ q' i: W+ f+ G* W1 Q# ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The9 n1 P. P' Z2 s
professor was out cold.. p% f2 g* d- }% q5 u; X9 `

7 e1 h' \* J& q/ T* yThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
8 O' ?/ E6 f2 rsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and+ y( W; s4 Y1 T
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ w6 t3 _. v% A: h" e* B( B+ {& a
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
$ d+ F( T5 Y5 \1 G& C" gwith you? Why did you do that?'
& d2 Q; K* g" p; ~: T( JThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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; o7 [+ v' d1 q; v: oCanadian soldiers who are protecting your9 Y" f1 A, n& R  [. X( e9 \
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 - P; J& z1 N$ V$ L% v
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......3 v4 y7 Z% A9 ^0 l# }
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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