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7 Q* ^ ~" X: Q+ Mlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% v5 | b9 b* sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 ~: k1 n6 ]- q* d) B: u# `
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
7 t ?8 m- m. a8 XI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ) ]' M* v+ Q* s# C6 n' D
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
( a5 P7 q9 q1 h8 w$ |# H: ^2 g& Tin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and1 c# X- w& g8 _7 |! m1 k& {
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
: C& S8 D3 C1 S; r# }3 r5 [professor was out cold.9 U8 z5 P( ] s) b1 g( l" _
& Z" V7 h8 K; X" YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 g3 q1 R: x- N+ Ssilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and- {1 D% ?& s8 h1 K" U/ Z
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
( Q" R+ F* P. D) L0 D$ i4 }at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
1 I( I% a' u' E4 |with you? Why did you do that?'8 {8 p/ `9 X7 J
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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1 B3 E! q5 F: ^; m+ NCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
6 U! Y H4 i7 P: C: yright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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