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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; C9 e0 B# G6 h# |& |# `1 q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here, H, q# S& `1 L; a( H2 C
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' " O$ m1 q' K; D% s, I: u7 S: a# f
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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1 F1 Y" |- v" I Tcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The& _0 F s/ T6 R) g3 @# P- C& H5 B
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,! v! {. W* ~. D5 q1 ]$ z3 X
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
/ W D- a+ W" q; P( K8 [sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked) C2 H, _$ ?$ n' s0 N9 V
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter$ n# M: q" F: X1 M2 E
with you? Why did you do that?'
1 b3 a3 W) S) y) |1 e2 [4 b6 dThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting # T X+ G/ k, p" o
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
4 y+ d- A* @' v F4 o H9 x) uright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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