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, j% ?4 n7 r8 C+ Llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
/ N1 c3 q0 Z' _& D2 o6 y: xare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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. M6 E2 G- r. {7 H, H/ bThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.8 s8 p+ i, h' k: C! s; d
8 \1 v7 {' K/ L ]1 Y' ~Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here! ^0 c2 S$ P& D/ Y8 w2 d( z2 ^; n
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# o" w8 E% @0 | HIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier0 a4 ~' y9 k+ t" y" {
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and. U- y1 F* A* C
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 H. ?2 I, ?/ v* yprofessor was out cold.; D: g! H, A, Q! R
3 w) H6 ]4 f1 j1 M; d! A' M N" oThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,' b. X* t' g. a9 |8 E7 e* [
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* v* ~/ k( J7 O( S
sat there looking on in silence. t9 T, Y9 i0 w3 W9 R, c0 D
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked: U) i+ `% d9 h3 R. v; E
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter, \7 S/ @9 E C1 ^
with you? Why did you do that?': t0 h2 C3 D4 Q" Q" p0 K
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ( k0 V) q( F; {$ ^
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
, w( ?* l" K" l0 C, T4 Tright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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