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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you w) [% q! [) [ v
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' $ ?' l( Z7 P0 {( `5 x8 o- W; @
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! d2 P" k1 z1 H `0 d% E
* g/ Y4 Q/ p( j Y: o. R& |Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
5 t! z. K- l8 U5 |. r8 F0 UI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ; \. T) {( J+ W3 x) W3 o0 o8 I
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
- o) c. s) Z0 o6 m* I1 \in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
8 x3 i) S) j$ X2 m( z. D0 ?$ B8 S6 ycold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
) Z; e: U2 i5 B- e( rprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,% f% i8 P* x" i+ `* H/ R# g1 [& J
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: ?7 N) Q( k4 R; s0 q9 Osat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked" Z2 o9 |* u; L$ a2 p, q a
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter0 n, n) x3 {6 v1 N- A
with you? Why did you do that?'9 v4 j! D/ U3 g) j3 I; H
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
; C7 j- k( R) I9 \% C! f7 }- ~right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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