 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you6 ~0 i' n1 D! @- Z! C
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # W- ?8 f- E5 S1 _0 ^" i
2 J& B( q$ e- _( h7 K- g+ R/ HThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop., r6 F1 {% D8 J8 J/ ]
: v5 A# p, z3 x/ J3 RTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
1 ` t% c$ S9 A# f4 ] ]9 \I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 @. ^; e2 s z1 @1 s" c
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier3 b' M+ l$ x4 E# M5 B
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
" f0 ]* c# T& c- Q+ q& V$ Z1 Bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
6 n1 Y: k( t0 c) T. A& yprofessor was out cold.. \# c9 F1 y- G% r( ^+ b B- ^- v
* B# }7 N5 l! q
The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# c/ m" L3 R& ?silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and' _( v9 @: G1 [
sat there looking on in silence.
& p" E% M+ L. R+ U3 h3 l4 e. q, x& f7 i. ~7 \: {, b; b
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. r* A8 P2 L3 H w+ O' uat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; z1 X3 V/ C3 i6 wwith you? Why did you do that?'* E1 T) Q9 G( r$ _9 k
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
8 ?# K) H9 E3 n3 h: i8 h1 G* F" I5 C2 P2 G
Canadian soldiers who are protecting your- O9 y" M: y' A1 b+ _7 a5 n
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-5 12:53
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-12-5 13:11
