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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
" [, W- `# p. @) z, k' _looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, r; k: m3 w* @are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ( m9 h# p+ h/ [; @+ M. O" B0 n

  e8 s8 S' x4 wThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
- |0 O/ |7 R: }3 z6 a6 bI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 3 s0 y" F6 c  l- h6 W0 t
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
* K1 Z1 W; Q' v3 S5 Y: Ein the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) X4 c( ~* I- W9 Z6 }* A! ~0 v$ e5 Xcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The' T/ N, O$ i8 e0 p, ?% a' J
professor was out cold.6 }) y7 z* F* k: N/ f4 b

& Q9 {8 J0 q  h8 R& F4 ?' f, {; i/ WThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
2 I. R2 c7 D8 T/ V7 ]2 }: osilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
6 y- Q, a4 j. G( z. ?6 z' Fsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
8 ?! E) l' f6 E8 _% ?9 Q' Q8 E" ~: l! Hat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter' A- v. y3 E' s/ ^7 b2 N5 G5 M& P* n
with you? Why did you do that?'
7 d4 T0 P; L5 m& k# qThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 Q& I2 B* R* X9 d

' Q( q" N7 E( Q. aCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 r& s. f* h6 m9 Iright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
4 ]  p6 T6 r. n/ wOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
% y: p: g: M" m9 w- Blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you! D4 V% C0 z- c: A6 l$ f- _9 e
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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, |0 @2 n) G: U  J  P' K下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......4 {2 s. n& y6 F& I, H
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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