God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
9 S: Q; Y1 k7 @2 @+ Blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

' _6 C- @; |& w5 ^& \" N+ l- GThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

& D) t" f4 P+ w% \% |Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
$ c$ d- _" d' N" x: Q3 r1 dIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
+ X2 P6 c6 o" A, j+ Zsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
% l+ M7 r# g5 T7 K% [sat there looking on in silence.
8 ?: [9 k/ x- w+ D( d
8 i$ i, E4 O/ IThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. P+ P3 ?* f# d4 P0 yat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
# I! P) x+ t- z1 H) i
! h" o& B, T2 }! b1 z/ h% n6 |Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* B0 T; D( {6 _% A, X$ _% J8 Fare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

  q# M% G$ t2 ~. I5 S下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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