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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and5 `- J9 i9 T. N+ q
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you9 `1 L5 }' F! \3 i5 r! v8 t
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 4 {- H- v, a6 H4 y% k+ l

% Q3 L$ ^$ f) Z# pThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here) N0 K# p5 d1 c' b3 D' V" a) g6 a& p
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' " U5 V: @8 C& s) a0 ^9 q2 i
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" z# |9 t2 g+ n7 r( G9 E6 G
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and( f% M: T7 l/ G9 n
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; R6 h/ z) N# m3 r6 E. Oprofessor was out cold.: t6 |2 Z: j5 x: P7 T9 Z' A

# [' L( S3 K) o# c! c- V( RThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,6 @& h$ D& i7 H( _
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 D! X$ D8 m- Q* a1 D4 l4 `
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 `3 [6 x' a/ n8 h
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter) @- V% w) g" W' b5 H) V8 Z2 Y
with you? Why did you do that?'
& v4 W9 R. A- ^9 P) zThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' c9 Z: H* r9 _3 R7 X
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 }* \6 z$ ?% z& Oright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 " w% ~: c& ?. a8 L# `" r1 p
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and3 O) D. P- b8 ^6 s+ |% |" U
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
1 u0 |# x& ?! W, C( V4 dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
4 N5 j' o) K0 X5 F# fso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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