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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and0 ~2 [) A7 L$ o: |/ m0 j* N( ?
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 Z+ s: u  O- Iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / S  M  D5 ]0 |; N3 W2 K9 R; j

# L& T0 i* V# C% ]$ e  qThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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8 w3 u0 U* r* c$ N6 j1 LTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 l# F# [0 p# O9 b* q/ M( JI am, God. I'm still waiting.' , v: I4 C5 b0 h5 ]  [1 i3 S
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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5 N" B* R" }0 ?+ l) ^6 Rcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The0 p% c; S7 P7 T7 G, e/ \
professor was out cold.
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: L( `( C- ~/ e, y+ R9 g& ^The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there," h+ b( b' K9 x! _/ I) b' M
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
, @: }9 ~) `5 osat there looking on in silence. 2 H( m0 ?6 U  A, T4 g

/ s/ U0 V: G9 yThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked9 n, i  K5 m( {* m0 ]5 F
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. C! h& o' F5 W1 v6 cwith you? Why did you do that?'
) U0 H: {: x. |5 q! B7 oThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
% M0 m6 Q( f" `$ {% sright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ' ]* J$ B$ l9 @2 z) R' Q8 G
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and: N, Q) S% F* P' {* _& r
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you. n: y3 B9 a' }. T. s# Q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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: [( L0 C1 T3 n$ O下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......1 w0 G1 k$ b/ ]! {
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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