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R$ a: \; T' ]looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; [8 H0 A5 c+ U) g. d
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 a- X: h1 X4 p- r' g. Z
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
. M0 O# t! z# x7 p( jI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 v- M3 c0 ^# \' R3 a; G; uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
4 a( p6 a7 }, B/ b) f ?/ q( u$ @in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
+ p, z+ b4 G- {* Ecold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The# a& Z8 P( B( `4 u$ s/ S6 P
professor was out cold.
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6 e& F1 u3 V# u: Q# ZThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,) o1 f6 b- v/ y" X
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and0 W5 Y0 I& H2 G+ I
sat there looking on in silence. 2 H( [0 D9 ?/ |
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. `2 | m: e. l2 r" }4 Yat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter* x- G/ e/ r2 i& @& y( i7 |
with you? Why did you do that?'* v3 {4 R4 k) x5 W, E& ?) V$ v
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 7 x, v0 w/ }! Q: I$ v8 M+ U/ b0 ~
+ `( h1 I7 {5 k5 U3 d9 t# t$ LCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 p* Q: i- g7 O: W2 Mright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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