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$ S0 b' ?$ \7 b( ~# F9 n0 E! B ?2 qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% U4 c. Z8 M( m/ D& \are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' [# W: A ^9 a# l! _4 z! H, U
1 c/ l/ l3 x1 ^ D* _% ]The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* j: W, g1 c" N5 K2 [& c/ h8 i% N% _
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 q3 }& t& | Y
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
: x, q( x6 @( y5 |8 a1 KIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
# m2 N9 P; N* Y7 b0 Cin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and* n# P6 B3 k O+ w& Z
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
3 I$ {2 g; u x' G) k" q( Mprofessor was out cold.) C: O0 A9 o7 k8 X- l( e# q" r. |
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% p6 W6 K* Y, `, m& {2 B+ b; dsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and5 i' s( ?" c- Z; I& Q Q$ ~. c
sat there looking on in silence.
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6 x3 ~' ~, B9 v9 A( k. aThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
, e5 ~9 i. h& m! G* C5 k% Xat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
O! ]9 f1 n* R' f& `+ o) r0 Kwith you? Why did you do that?'% E# N: v$ q% m7 C: h' A
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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/ C/ v2 m4 m. l( N- j% X8 KCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
- i' b$ o4 K& U1 i. Vright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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