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; }8 u$ i, g, O7 K) Elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 K) r9 m# E" N# K& V+ g! O5 sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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3 t* s+ ]4 e5 r8 s* JThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( C( Q) f6 Y# E2 z' c# N5 C6 q
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here5 O! h6 K, _# v5 j- I8 x6 ]4 }/ k
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
- D2 a0 h- c ?) @# a/ jIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
! L! U- t& X: c( m- iin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and7 O* N+ A% N, |1 n8 |0 V4 u
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
: a; U& ]; m" J" lprofessor was out cold.
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3 N, T; F9 r. ]0 n% u* U" nThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,: d j4 {" y6 V; |
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 j7 J, H# I ~8 Hsat there looking on in silence. & ]4 @3 k$ G9 [- m4 x
1 {3 I f! }/ L! bThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
5 y5 x4 i+ J; b9 ^! fat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter7 Q# ]5 R4 W; c0 G4 C" J! N
with you? Why did you do that?'
, I! _- Q4 j% Q/ R$ u X! a- aThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
9 i8 M/ t. z, @! Wright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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