God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
7 X! ~/ s8 L! f! E+ i5 c+ Qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
" e: c) u' }* t) u! Lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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4 o1 i/ h, x5 V& mThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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( b  r3 b: i" R- \9 |# S' m7 M  UTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
/ C. [  [8 ~* m, Q2 Ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
" t: S! E' n5 k7 Dprofessor was out cold.

' W( q- ?3 ~1 p0 [5 ?( pThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
* j9 ~) n7 S! m. U) Usat there looking on in silence.
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% m+ \+ b2 n" E( x; r. {% rThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: F% H( P  a& E; }. Y- Aat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ f. D; d" `' R2 b% F+ ?with you? Why did you do that?'
$ W8 e* ^( d; q  MThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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  M8 ?( A% }1 PCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
* z+ J' S' o6 H- u+ a. X* }5 J! jlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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