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" \& V& J# q- `/ Plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 _) s6 b4 g- X0 _+ T7 m4 A
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! R0 L6 _+ y7 p ]4 k5 Z2 h
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here) o7 V7 s8 i; R! J
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 2 x( e/ T+ B y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
% g" x @) G$ F3 e: n: j5 zin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
, z4 y, \, x3 q8 r4 C4 ]9 ]: H5 x, Ycold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
& A3 U0 m; A( Z: _1 z& hprofessor was out cold.
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, ]/ ]! @7 W! r6 {( Y; z& v! c! NThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
- n3 M, P7 R2 @* B) ysilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- i9 G" C2 x4 q% isat there looking on in silence. . S" D% M. z0 S. O
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked+ Z2 A& p5 m" J4 c
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter: e5 V2 p5 Z# ?+ G
with you? Why did you do that?'
$ |$ a! s0 M. W1 OThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
8 {9 v2 v) R. u x2 j2 F: `right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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