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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you* s7 G6 c" e+ W1 H4 k; g0 B% Z
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( O) D. j a3 Z$ j
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( F! a% t& B$ L/ m1 V$ E9 y
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
" Q5 g* X; _% v; r3 B9 d6 `1 Scold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
" @2 {4 _6 |1 _2 P% C& D0 \professor was out cold.* O, K. h' {1 I4 P
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
2 R2 C" v/ p, \0 `silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
1 v4 _2 K! B( P C) Ksat there looking on in silence. 1 u. p2 o- `) E
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked; D1 W& a5 I/ Z' w
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter, L) x3 h: E% e+ V Y. j/ q
with you? Why did you do that?'* a q" k4 c$ Z Q! R/ m: `
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
" i+ H/ T! g0 G9 D$ Z/ M/ hright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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