God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

/ [1 h, x7 x$ S: B8 Z7 o8 k- AThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
4 A; q% {1 W7 k. ?: KI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
$ O' S, v* h* F2 {9 PIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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$ Z5 e- |9 v4 M3 Z& Z5 m7 MThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
' K9 b* X; N. |) S$ i& @; Xsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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7 E3 {& |3 O% `$ wThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' @4 i6 w" a9 g4 m; W8 ewith you? Why did you do that?'
: @6 a( b, [; s; X; dThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

# H- R  I8 M1 T4 }Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
; ]8 K* n% q' yright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
- p1 j; K7 p5 K8 `One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% E- I2 z8 W4 T, K4 n# u* Q2 tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

) K9 J5 C! J1 h: h; u' L6 Z下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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