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" x; P- S1 ^# C' X0 u7 S2 jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 9 ]" G9 } a1 S8 u' |8 P z% Z) k$ ^
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.9 X0 G% K' g2 S7 V# \! J, X
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here. g/ ~1 }3 ~+ m# c( Y& L
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
3 t$ e( e# G. R5 yIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
( M2 {* N7 P2 s+ Jin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
: j0 Q) x1 x" |# U' ecold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The9 J5 {0 }$ S; u+ u# o4 L/ ]$ Q
professor was out cold.: h, u; J0 a" N1 e/ V
" a# Z0 c6 i' ^/ |The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ C" V2 w O! G& S9 V
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and3 G2 {4 t# c$ D2 Z/ Z( t3 E# \9 k% ^
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 |& H; S3 M- K
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
r+ r0 Z2 [4 awith you? Why did you do that?'' u+ }7 N& i3 L1 x* t
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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