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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and! {0 w$ k& Q7 S' R5 h& Z
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, S4 z  A( B3 y5 C" n3 P* M' oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
8 H! G2 s. W# Y# [. hI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* [; V) i- A+ q+ H. _2 _: ]It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier2 `4 {& t9 v( h* [( k  O
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and, N/ ^8 J3 A9 [# l
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
2 e' o4 ?6 Q+ m8 R. w1 a3 X- K: Fprofessor was out cold.$ [" X8 e. U+ Y3 T  C' {

* Y2 s' `- r7 N! z" V0 y) FThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
4 B6 t2 t3 Y: d, Q% Xsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and; Y. }2 |0 G- J, I2 ?" k" Z
sat there looking on in silence. , m9 G8 R6 q$ N9 |1 |

) d) q) \, ?8 {$ i  h/ [The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 A" r' {; d- Z$ V- [at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter( _* h5 `# n" }9 q3 H9 X
with you? Why did you do that?'
6 r  v! t: d$ Y. eThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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0 l4 F+ {  c* p8 X+ F8 zCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 m2 q- Z5 u/ K5 T( Rright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
0 a* g- w2 S7 \One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and* w+ p/ o3 V8 O$ k. ^% _$ _4 L, q
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; R1 S+ K& x7 r" b; V4 k) Hare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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; l" a! o5 C5 h  M( c8 E下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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