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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and4 k; S/ K1 v% `6 i6 y
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 g6 p, c7 q; L1 ?7 c- o: sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ~6 y8 h1 p5 A3 n0 Z) u
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.2 |6 _$ Y, x- i& N
3 v; D3 E% o7 ATen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier. n8 x, V+ |. S, Z$ T+ A; `+ w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and) R; M$ I+ u: ]# S0 s& ~
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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+ r, J; }" \9 _/ JThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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) G2 q, a& |1 ?' k' vsat there looking on in silence.
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; B$ I! A7 }( t9 P( i3 G! n$ [The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked' g+ z' _6 ~& I6 J C: c2 ~
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
6 |; `! X9 y, n% R) E# Bwith you? Why did you do that?'
' L: f& ^" e9 v; IThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 7 I9 {% G; a$ Q' L5 O
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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