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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
4 ?; `4 p {$ a9 |3 ]( K5 zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you' `0 a" @. q% T: p5 ~& g
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ; `# [# H+ z' Y7 d# v$ ~, h+ Y
2 K( Y( E% V% p; Z5 g/ }( C5 ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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. g" b( |6 o) x" m, B% b2 MTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 X. j! F9 U8 o/ E+ C
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* @5 m7 v) r2 sIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) [; K$ O. E' Q3 [! Ain the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and( k6 B3 l5 I! k9 W' U3 U4 Q
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 U) Y9 R- g* ?! [; l! ~: N3 i/ K2 mprofessor was out cold.0 i; h2 [ I: M6 R+ Y7 l* |, J5 r
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,( [% C3 L: g8 F5 G& O
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
' ?. b& L/ g8 M0 Osat there looking on in silence.
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* ?& ~5 u" w' }# \+ ~4 [The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% G& x& c* N% f$ n
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter% P2 W6 p% t* N4 S$ T
with you? Why did you do that?'
3 ^2 U# V2 L+ g6 GThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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