God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 c8 s) X2 T8 L% y6 Alooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

1 y* R' f: G6 u0 k# K/ j5 b: r; YThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

/ Z. I+ a% n9 e( p& A* _8 P3 NTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
/ Z/ N( i5 p) uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
( G  G+ n5 x+ m* ein the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
" e0 S; q3 @! Z( q& R) ~6 wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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3 b8 _& n6 V) r: @0 |The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
+ ~! S$ U& a( K; Q- C! \sat there looking on in silence.

% C; [5 }0 R9 iThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
# a- }* g: l6 f3 N; H5 Oat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
" G2 V% e2 W- @* q% I2 t. M. Z$ ~The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

) R7 T- U$ q; B# O/ b3 n) YCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
( X/ Q  d% ?1 I5 S4 Nright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
$ |" X& ]  j; Z) LOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
! O! a8 J# x4 U. f1 X# Q- G8 o2 Flooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 r7 Y* v5 z; d" l5 l( tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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