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3 ^2 @4 g9 Y, q, _: Olooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( v8 H3 K. _: C, E' @8 uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop." e9 f. }/ f* e0 y2 n% q3 ]: S
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here; R6 `- B) A$ H
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' # X: T, O8 e0 ], o( k( T' n6 `
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier3 G) D- g% v- ]+ K: H
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; R, i- j5 q- Zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. S- J2 v! {' W1 x; f) R1 p) yprofessor was out cold.6 l& L& P; c) o- Y0 L
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,6 `7 L5 ~5 t0 N7 U
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and; j5 U. `. j7 b
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" |# y* q' D5 T3 fat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter* F, R4 o, ?% f, n) \7 d; v
with you? Why did you do that?'
- L3 b* N' q) N" C5 j8 n! @The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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7 u1 N* j! ]1 D' VCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
) P# ^8 Z! z6 @3 w4 _right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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