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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and) O4 m+ W& H; |# ~% U2 N/ D( Q
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 [- [  _7 J7 k7 n2 A
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop./ d9 _! \1 I3 L8 d1 @. q

7 }& v; U& R) D  VTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here9 t  Y- _9 \9 c$ ^: a& M
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
) U3 G' T2 d. H9 B  [0 V, p' w% @It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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0 ~3 A+ e( j9 e# c1 Ucold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 h( y- _* p* Rprofessor was out cold.
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6 o6 c; M6 ^4 E  w3 N) N/ j0 B8 nThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
, f, ^3 _4 h- z" J, E; N7 Hsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and) q6 q- n7 }* T
sat there looking on in silence. ) i, j0 c6 d6 H" J" r
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked( ?7 P* ~' R; _6 S4 ]9 e
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) H$ z+ p* \$ v- j/ `with you? Why did you do that?'
4 V  r. T* w/ ]% l) O5 ?The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting - l" A& q: V9 e
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 J# g/ V1 j) ^# h# \, p2 {right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 9 J! k  ~7 ]1 Y9 E2 t6 k; c; S
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and& ]( w5 n6 q" ~/ Z7 z$ @/ |$ q9 |, Z
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you9 W# _' E* m3 ?4 d- m, D
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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- t' F. I" E% M" I5 j5 `9 P: d下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......4 m- {+ s+ c; U
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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