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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and$ @9 `5 s% N! W4 r
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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8 ]8 c1 t! b* }* E( s) B/ M7 i( kTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here5 | B c+ F2 T
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ' _1 U4 O. C2 ?3 H$ T$ j' K
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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! I8 O6 c- m1 z. fcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The ^7 ]4 I9 y1 Y* f; F
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,& J( O& @0 G& `# Z: C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* c8 P2 y! t$ d& o1 U' r2 |
sat there looking on in silence. 7 c* \1 B, _/ P4 p' a( i- s7 k4 O! e
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
' B, O1 T9 `* |3 j2 F! Jat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter% B; Z% s {0 L: j! r% ] @& l; [
with you? Why did you do that?'
' ?; H6 x7 I4 `. f: V" k, C0 VThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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