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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ [4 q3 ^4 r$ Qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; W+ J8 s- }2 e& }" Y( ?
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.$ P$ x- z) ?% i- u$ \

$ T  U* k5 _+ U2 ~$ n1 ATen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 H  u( Q3 B5 s
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 7 ?( a# u4 Y1 `: S3 @1 v
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier6 f6 q% c& A; Z/ k+ N
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; `; j+ K4 V3 @# h9 @9 v7 A4 vcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
2 s4 n1 ]3 L2 `6 t6 tprofessor was out cold.
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+ z+ R- c2 i, x8 G; {1 q8 s% ~The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. 0 V" y; v$ A1 I- e. j8 n4 D& F
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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4 m# x2 P' \0 W4 n) |$ Dwith you? Why did you do that?'8 C7 `5 I) {8 ~. J0 m- M
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 5 u# E# ]1 e8 i& ?- x/ Q! T" q* ?
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and" `, _5 I% C& P8 l4 g5 h4 @
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
# ^+ \) }. M1 e8 }4 Lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
& n. t5 G# P* X) ^. Jso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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