God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

# k+ q8 A4 ?6 T* z. b; m0 G5 J/ aThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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* [, ~7 Z! d3 d" \; z' W. sTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* g( \. C' U: Y9 aIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
" q! p3 e; _% g& yin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 `3 ]* t# d  h" L  v4 o+ l8 Jcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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* f: t" U2 X8 y, _The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
( r" I4 I* r0 d# C) j7 @silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 `; w' a& ]7 G0 Z' }sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: Y. h) G1 B( q. E6 P- S( h* Gat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

# ?" m6 J" D1 o' N: pCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
8 x) z" \8 H$ K2 S' a1 k" C9 m2 [# Mright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 ~8 L4 ^3 I2 Y& H- @; glooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
) U* w* ]- G) u+ j' Hare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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7 y1 O) B# {: z0 b+ Y* L下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
" V/ g. ]5 v- O8 K# Sso true...

yayoyeyu

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