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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and6 i$ x8 T3 K/ K% s1 l
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 h% @% G, K" G3 p2 Sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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8 @6 E) q6 K' A2 N+ U5 E6 L; GThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.# ~+ e* d! m6 h& u( x1 `
) Q5 s2 \6 s; U9 G" {/ s0 nTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
* u0 V+ l' D! q, n4 S" G5 xI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 e) g$ R" ^5 z0 [2 QIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& C! k, u+ ]9 ~- i k) |in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! T m/ W2 M5 v4 m5 r" [cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- {7 z: Z( P. `/ R# x& t, J+ K' x
professor was out cold.- r2 F2 o, j0 f- B( N5 `
4 u/ O2 u0 \8 c" u7 r/ FThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
M8 q5 ~$ u+ |; F. K9 R% u4 Tsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
4 A$ L |% Y& w _8 bsat there looking on in silence. 5 |* _5 @- F; ]5 o7 [' Y
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked( O3 B- c9 u _9 Q# E; |
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 Y' c9 u3 F, q& N4 swith you? Why did you do that?'
7 w# X5 u5 S3 aThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting + ~2 \% l+ ^% d) q w
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
; ^" M) J4 e- s$ j$ o j( hright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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