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, j* h9 `/ Q. N# _ Klooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 s; I( A; h4 }6 S B
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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( o4 m4 a6 |# H3 k. q# N% ]Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
' @! I, j5 `/ g" lI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
/ C* Q- v$ k' LIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier! T6 s- b, @1 @
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
% d+ l* f1 `" v% H0 ~5 Q! Acold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The5 H* I+ _8 j: {
professor was out cold.. ~$ U$ ]( n4 H P8 n6 l
) X) s2 P/ Q4 B$ c9 gThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. a, R; q; |9 q2 s( Y: J9 h4 B, F" |
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and, f6 I; D' m+ _* T. V
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" l! X. B- p% r4 @at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 E2 g" U% N' g. b% s# \ \% X
with you? Why did you do that?': `( u+ t! K; `! {
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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$ v u# |, x$ ?. |9 sCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
0 d1 c5 F0 B' eright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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