God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 c- U6 G& p* n# N  \are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

, |* d9 f" _, x& F: ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
4 }! {% f7 o: J: G8 v8 K8 ~7 W! yIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
. O5 y% r7 n6 Z: Ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. Y3 C: E/ j6 C" B7 [' T" Fprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
* d+ T: P( r1 f4 G8 W& Bsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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# F" c' v0 |  y/ h+ T$ TThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
0 x  L9 ^% C+ Iat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
  h2 Q" I, E* t! {4 L3 A" OThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
4 t. d9 z7 g) r3 hright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
1 e5 D8 Z, `1 pOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
* A! h: W5 |" dlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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# B/ Z! L- d+ `) F下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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