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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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) ^, a2 f( z& E& t4 YThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ l! n! O3 ~6 r
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ! ]& b8 P _* S; a6 c8 a* G
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 \- C" J+ o1 j1 }0 u
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and* U$ Q1 [" i& x
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% c( p& l5 b+ y4 ]9 w
professor was out cold.* v8 U$ Z, v! J9 M9 a
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. % c6 Q, G# O3 A$ ?- q5 P+ C4 {3 t
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?') B, h d+ p: T2 @" `" g
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' R3 M2 |: r/ b
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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