 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
7 R2 ]$ U# M% E- r7 e) qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
6 A/ n, M9 n0 Y1 \are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ! t& F, S. t. }- b3 n3 D5 N3 L
& U0 |* q- E2 z) B: u
The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.8 m% Z( n: j. ]- |
/ h, e5 c6 K+ O! {8 k# ]5 n
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here, B! D( m& X6 l* X c
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 6 g3 G3 g! k) l/ M2 {* \
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier) R9 }+ W! J: p5 r3 S+ c# \3 f
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and$ b# P$ l! ^# ^- }+ K
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The" L/ p7 x' ]; h# A, O
professor was out cold.
4 b. \& h7 z D/ r: |- R- C) m6 j9 W9 Y5 ~6 X8 f6 ~
The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,; \& P. h6 F( i
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and7 U. X! }: T- A# _% w( }
sat there looking on in silence.
6 ^* A3 _, a& O T2 }8 H' n
$ K% r- W7 U: Q9 |* m, kThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked7 ^1 q: `3 ~5 ?# }0 A
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) h Q4 M" D! c' G2 ~6 P/ {8 Ywith you? Why did you do that?') L, X8 ~9 B# `2 U
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 5 [; K1 j) v+ D( b) x u, X
' n; i+ n/ Q# M8 |7 Z
Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
$ o; S- i2 M0 y/ E# eright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-5 12:53
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-12-5 13:11
