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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
7 j  Q0 B2 r4 P$ o3 O  olooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: ?( j' Z0 W( O) v; t, V. Oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 7 {$ X' i3 G( {2 i

  w* a8 d4 ^# |3 n( J+ hThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.0 P$ v6 X, F" j- {( [6 D
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ ]+ |; H4 o, B* u0 p6 m
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% C; _) |, p  u9 w, SIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier% \3 d6 b  Z1 \) @' r/ w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 M/ e9 D9 Z+ q: R- E* w
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The* t) f9 I$ I, Z  b; b
professor was out cold.
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/ I0 v/ P2 `. A: c. lThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 a+ S6 r: C  B% X3 ~, ^6 Q7 z
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 H; U9 n% V9 Xsat there looking on in silence.
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% N9 Y, R/ Q! `( FThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, R# I& `! B5 F2 E$ M+ I
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter- m& n" l8 O1 ?+ m, m4 L
with you? Why did you do that?'* z# g* O& C4 c/ S1 E
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 B% s2 C) ]* h: r5 y4 o
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your) |& S4 k- f7 Z) C8 _: i) b
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 , N6 C/ O. G/ C( |3 O0 |; \3 J: A" F
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 u* C2 J' I2 d1 ~looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
! p3 Z, v/ _1 w3 I3 P& hare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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3 U+ u) Q( ~. M( B. E. j, x下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
/ g  J8 B) D9 [- {6 Uso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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