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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you' H7 C9 e# k# B4 ]' z6 ]# I
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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8 \% J# T- i, \1 C8 ], o, BThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* X' S* k% v1 z' w8 \
: V* W- d9 J% e# E$ ETen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier6 r: _; H3 s9 P$ R+ ^. M
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
. K1 S& T: D/ w4 h8 ^- `+ `" q1 L6 ]5 Y+ Lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( t7 M0 Y! \3 N$ [% ~professor was out cold.
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: ~; U) f/ s, ]The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 e8 e' W! U) d! q
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and7 r2 m Z% Q8 s& m5 M% ^
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'
8 L: W ?6 M1 d" [2 |0 E. CThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting % _+ C: i3 f. D9 l" a8 {7 w* ]! t7 K
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your0 u/ g& k4 |( x6 S a5 i3 V
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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