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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and; n0 @. E9 o# y6 C0 w) u
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you" [8 g; r3 m# p, v6 \; B- G; R- B* U
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop./ r: A+ v- ?% G0 g4 z

% L/ d- C& X2 vTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 `9 A5 [8 `4 S& N+ J7 UI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
: I7 U- c0 y4 _5 q" r& aIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
. U2 e7 f9 y" G  J( ^; o" Sin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and% Y2 r* Y/ A. w; ~. q. f+ n
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The; ~$ \: A8 a# E6 p# F! W
professor was out cold.* Q' \& ?- P, G* G

* r% J* o3 n9 `& a0 \/ V2 YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ p% n8 v) K- `2 X3 ~
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 `' j3 q9 _4 Y- rsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked) J2 [/ J* f: s* |; e* X
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter8 B5 h0 H+ b! Y! w& Z8 {/ v. \$ H
with you? Why did you do that?'# l1 V. h& [% E; a
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
% k6 k) s8 X/ N; b7 v; c/ }One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and" Z! m; @: l6 ?" e+ |) Y3 h
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
6 Z, {8 M6 Y0 P. B3 b# n  Zare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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/ s2 n( ]0 P# q' F! M下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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