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3 H+ x9 }* k2 M) ]1 P. Slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you4 |6 o4 H! r7 [) y: ?
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # A9 b; o& p, O! t9 { s3 z+ e4 {
8 Q# T- g: D) AThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* b6 J- \1 ^% ^5 Y1 ]6 X6 B
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: U. c& f; O& C6 W0 `' P
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
( A- H* w: o- M/ lIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
% N: w4 s: [3 h( D0 Oin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# j+ w) X# o3 w7 K- e) C
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The* I/ ~5 u% B1 U3 T% M* }% }" j
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
; h8 C& E& L. z7 j; ~silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and j! P2 k1 g* P' @! L$ U+ C
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 o2 o+ o+ X Y% m' o9 _3 f$ g4 `: J
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter9 d3 ]) v. F* k: x+ |' Z
with you? Why did you do that?'
0 r- I: q# n8 f/ z$ `% oThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 `% A# j, }% b7 x0 R* G k, Y
2 B% ]0 i8 }% @% TCanadian soldiers who are protecting your; S+ t6 h3 y9 o. R( C( C1 O0 i
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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