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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) S- Z. F F4 ~+ h# V/ O
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' $ {5 q5 E. O6 X% A
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.; r& N# V7 a: U5 M. g. }' g
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here! U8 D, K- T! m( K, z
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' " L! |- N# J4 z9 y5 C1 j/ u( A
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 Y2 N6 M% @8 [3 ] U: H# S$ G
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and/ v- y; z& i. y! ^# p; l
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The$ b9 T8 ?- y* O. i
professor was out cold.5 o" T) a2 R! j6 q9 ]! Y$ r
4 Z0 i% J! h- y) x4 RThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
' a0 K* C: a4 d2 G" tsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
" b# c' H; f* Osat there looking on in silence. , B2 U$ x. X; h* f
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 F% U) `: t: }2 g! r6 C
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' J G" m7 `. [" J; w2 Rwith you? Why did you do that?'
; N4 m; I( {0 r& xThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your4 L# ~' A2 C' j9 Y
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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