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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
: I' K- ^9 |7 E% X6 hlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you7 Z7 }- I2 t/ Y, \/ A# B
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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4 D% M9 \0 }+ C; w E4 Q/ gThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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* J( s( V$ V% q- c( Z7 pTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here1 s9 _/ t- w: `( y$ Q4 }* l
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' . C9 F0 P. |5 \7 x3 ~6 O
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
8 Q+ r2 O, H2 D2 l5 e% B$ ]in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 `. E+ I5 v- f# O+ c. Y3 g- i. gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 c" X: c7 V7 V, ^ v1 s$ _) v" m
professor was out cold.0 ?* Z4 I, Q! }9 K8 Q' s+ b
5 V! S! ?! u: X+ ~! }The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,& m2 P" ?# i' b7 P
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
7 I% _& q" i: K5 ]sat there looking on in silence. % j8 I# c8 |' J9 N7 S5 }# ~
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked! y; x) r$ ^# {' s8 Y" \
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
2 F: ~! g% P: e& G3 vwith you? Why did you do that?'( p6 M6 h' _, {/ }; W7 h" {/ n
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 4 A3 Z- `' b" Q5 A. O. u
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your* g* n. ^" G6 t- t# q0 ]5 W& p" \
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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