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' o' d1 f. H1 L) X" Y4 e7 Llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* z4 }$ c* s% ]% B- k9 { iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.2 z2 t; t: R& x/ c1 A3 [2 |! m
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier4 g; Y7 x, m% [5 Z/ z6 J3 c
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and3 K0 j9 X. q/ ?) o
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( x* `7 M" H. _professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,! b) R1 z0 i7 U3 \4 o
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
$ ]; a: w$ [0 o7 [! r- s- c: Tsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
; b2 I' R8 L& t: T% R5 ^5 K Z& Qat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter5 ]; j$ R: g f, o9 q
with you? Why did you do that?'- S7 x0 u' k, }1 i* l. W2 `. S
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your7 i. u4 }, H' X$ E4 C( s* N
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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