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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you6 S3 B# K+ O8 @
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
8 W3 w- v F9 p! J- F9 J) XI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 H$ g6 O3 A& rIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# d; f4 A& Q, F* Y/ K" f* R
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and5 T1 F! E( I3 t. j* _$ d
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
/ |7 O) A7 J: i- \professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
1 u/ ^- j3 h! b5 K8 k8 Vsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
! G6 {; x, Z" ~0 ?& T6 o bsat there looking on in silence. 7 o& o+ n" c/ u* }
3 p6 u+ z/ w$ N2 M7 n xThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ F0 u! a& s4 o: i
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" E2 q& w9 q. A8 I7 |% wwith you? Why did you do that?'2 J: S1 f% _1 _
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
6 ~' T8 @: Q6 y; `/ t) X3 N3 F0 eright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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