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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and5 `( E5 G& W8 A+ q+ N' F  |
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- d, T2 V& l% ]. w* o! T
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - j: ?( R" h7 W2 z0 X5 y6 t5 ~$ c

6 m* g( _8 N8 o/ N' B1 x$ C# ?. ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here# `6 w- J/ p( c9 u9 s. u. C
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' : F: N4 r; A* y8 s8 [0 u4 ?9 C
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' Q+ z7 k4 F; v* ^4 T
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and; J2 o' @7 O0 B, Q: p. Q4 E
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. m7 K* {8 g2 Y9 T1 D  nprofessor was out cold.* L7 H3 M0 f' A( `$ `

0 e# ?8 }" f4 f- ]) EThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
4 T9 Y$ Y# `7 q! e6 Osilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* b% O; J* M# s( X7 G  n# B8 |3 t
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked2 }- r" t1 U; ?
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. s! J8 ~6 Z* {1 Q+ C$ cwith you? Why did you do that?'
! K& j7 d) ]! F2 RThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting $ x9 u9 _8 R! y& t. n, i

8 e& M: e. y2 l) i% ]2 }( MCanadian soldiers who are protecting your2 ~1 N) g6 m9 I+ Y. i' C, S  S( u: y
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
* ?  ^/ Z. g* X( FOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
0 U( w3 A  Q$ Q( D) H0 B- [looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) o# x% Z6 h- J4 b: R: j: G2 M
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......- e2 T& G& T& S* p( Y, m- q
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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