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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 h/ }6 C# S9 j' p
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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: s0 U* K! V7 n, H, rThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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6 V4 b7 \1 T" b& TTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 q" O9 }: F/ H! z7 D& {
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
, X# `5 s1 m/ R& wIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
0 `8 l9 U& W# v2 e- ?in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# p- F9 b! x1 e; @. t2 e
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
' [4 |3 Y* |6 m9 ^professor was out cold.8 c* F. y# `. J) K
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,/ M( C$ N# T2 o, w- T
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and! u" z$ i8 ?) }3 n
sat there looking on in silence. % i- e% j) I! m6 @, d3 a( H
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. a }) m# N# @; P, Gat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
8 f2 E! J3 V$ g6 A5 rwith you? Why did you do that?'9 U- a2 a" |& X: [9 L3 O
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 1 a. s6 ^/ M0 ?9 B8 A
6 l8 W& `3 x! p4 Z; h9 N oCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 K+ A% u) S4 zright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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