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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
# \- a# F+ N2 h: ?. Ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you6 g) B, A& A0 Z0 V% w
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 9 ~4 a4 }- q m0 P! w
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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& ~& w9 S/ p$ u) k6 N( oTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
- S b% @( l; V0 K- w* M+ ~" r2 oI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
! R9 j8 u% O: }% sIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
# v' }& ^1 f) N* H& Z2 \in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( D6 N) F7 Y1 Lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
) t) i* x9 k; ?6 uprofessor was out cold. R1 S) l8 n# ]) r
! P4 ^0 n5 }5 y$ P/ n, N8 @0 lThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
5 `' S b5 ]5 U n# w. \4 _silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and6 J/ m- N! U( [4 {1 I
sat there looking on in silence. " k' J; Y2 f7 y7 f. f; z1 I! r. _
1 U& W- N0 W, i/ Z- L. \The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
; F) t: s7 O' k2 ]at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
# r7 ?6 G; U: P( X% {; ^with you? Why did you do that?'
, j) t7 @8 d; D# i8 \The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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2 P. h: g* t: O" o5 m4 _; X* LCanadian soldiers who are protecting your+ D5 s& u3 F3 b m6 K1 H
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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