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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
4 r4 A* ?. `7 L2 b' C5 y! klooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you/ C, w& B/ ^* R7 j& f
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ! \1 p! G" m1 N
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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9 j+ J& {1 l0 |3 A2 RTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
) @ Y k2 i& b- q$ H: m4 KI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' e: c* O( ]1 Y; r3 CIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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+ y7 ]+ w; j1 s! ucold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The, k2 c7 N' E6 V+ d
professor was out cold.
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2 G# M3 N( X- \- t0 X/ U+ O' D [+ HThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'
+ ?& f! g6 E( z( z/ ~The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your, L( O& n& u( `
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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