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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
( f g P- l% T% C; ]; |& ~looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 v& {, o3 S& p/ x
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ! P" U2 z. S. s: U+ ?& v8 y
% R; r8 R3 ]' }The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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9 a6 h8 i* d1 x5 DTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
5 l0 `% G; n4 r6 v' lI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 8 A& z6 o: l c% F$ I8 z x$ N- T
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
L, b) C/ U% Y! @$ c7 D2 Xin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( @2 c5 o% e. U/ M) X% rcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The: F( O9 V9 w, O" Q! E# p
professor was out cold.1 x) l5 ?6 m5 S' D5 i, e
7 [8 `3 h+ F, O+ Z. r( h4 T* N/ zThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ L& g& [4 S8 k1 xsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and5 ?6 u% k- e8 Q
sat there looking on in silence. " i7 S) N& o. \! P, U
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked4 L$ M7 a; F3 f# c+ {4 }( m% ]
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. W* T( V7 s: cwith you? Why did you do that?'
8 e- a- a. k- Q' u: k. zThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your; J/ b3 {- e3 ^ d& J
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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