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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and  s- M: H! Y9 X
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you' H7 C9 e# k# B4 ]' z6 ]# I
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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8 \% J# T- i, \1 C8 ], o, BThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* X' S* k% v1 z' w8 \

: V* W- d9 J% e# E$ ETen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
9 M9 `. i- S& o/ M& iI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 3 N6 z! G1 y! o! M. p4 {
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier6 r: _; H3 s9 P$ R+ ^. M
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
. K1 S& T: D/ w4 h8 ^- `+ `" q1 L6 ]5 Y+ Lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( t7 M0 Y! \3 N$ [% ~professor was out cold.
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: ~; U) f/ s, ]The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 e8 e' W! U) d! q
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and7 r2 m  Z% Q8 s& m5 M% ^
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
' h2 J; t6 o0 ?$ X) c+ d2 eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter' c0 ^8 p% |0 t$ Q- [
with you? Why did you do that?'
8 L: W  ?6 M1 d" [2 |0 E. CThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting % _+ C: i3 f. D9 l" a8 {7 w* ]! t7 K
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your0 u/ g& k4 |( x6 S  a5 i3 V
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
3 L; M$ o- i! E# L2 HOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and# y  e8 P5 G  Y+ z8 b- G/ t
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
8 V/ |/ E" Q- Yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
$ R9 h, e  u4 r# w" cso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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