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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you* i9 j* e3 f) w) O6 ^
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' $ u, o. ~7 W: J$ x0 p* o/ P1 K
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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; l- C2 w9 Q" O X7 u6 ~8 nTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here1 s. o3 _% k8 B% g; k a+ j }
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ' H- l1 H7 F+ h$ y1 \6 P; d
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" E8 s \0 q/ i9 r
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
+ Y9 J; D1 L% Bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
- O. v% q: h5 i& G! J3 N8 K) Xprofessor was out cold.
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% r; K, w( h8 e( Y# T6 R# s3 @The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,: E+ U- l" W* p @! b% V
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and( o/ I2 W+ o& P& Y0 x$ G
sat there looking on in silence. , M5 Q! E; y1 A5 x+ H7 Y" D6 Z
4 P( \* Q5 {5 G0 NThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 t0 c n6 [7 g- Q5 p4 M$ }! C4 B# o
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
: K7 ~- j2 B, T. Fwith you? Why did you do that?'9 ^3 l# V; k# R3 h" B
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 5 [7 a' ]4 h) n' h0 S5 Y
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
* e9 @- M5 V7 a4 u2 ?7 L( bright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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