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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
. K/ j& ~7 G9 S' T: J# I0 W& ?. j3 rlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
/ `4 f  M" R( a% l3 R- q7 ?2 Lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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& D! Z1 G% k2 {% @The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.5 M7 C, [, Y5 r% g

( Y6 M0 H; l, t# j' w* _Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
: L1 h* C  g. C* A; w+ iI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ) v3 R& i8 h6 E1 }2 i4 C, l
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" `* C; @+ z" R( H+ w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'+ l2 u" Q' _. H  @5 m' f5 B
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your/ i+ C$ g5 l. `: i1 g; j
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 ; s6 i7 K3 ^( B% T2 N' ~7 _
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
. U8 v4 }5 k, l& `8 p2 z. Xlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 P+ z" |5 C! ^5 ^- W- r( g2 y$ s' _are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......7 T* O  k$ s$ N; ?- d: Q% S
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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