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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and5 ?9 }# o6 F8 ?+ z0 T
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
# k! ?3 D" U% o: W/ K: I8 tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' % u" B8 ?3 N0 I( `' b
8 h) c( z* T: C' J8 `The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.. _, ? c- F2 H: \% r& \' l
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here( a7 H. _; |% M
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 W! o) `9 a/ @$ f! t VIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& \2 U! ]2 ?. h+ F1 ]' ^
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and6 W0 S3 U9 Y7 z3 Z6 x/ P* Z
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( L+ }, E. i( y- y" n1 ?6 Iprofessor was out cold.; \& r" d1 k1 m8 ^
7 z A6 o3 o! y. F. f: b4 yThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,: Q4 y: L5 D9 A, A
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 w5 A/ ]) I7 C. D6 {sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked; b0 s2 M6 T7 H, n5 T# v) k
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
s- G" R5 s1 z5 F) P1 ~with you? Why did you do that?'
& \1 N/ U( Q8 y( p+ p% AThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
9 ~: i' Y8 y1 U4 y$ f" u: ^6 W" Zright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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