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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and( |5 S( i/ @6 T6 J) W( H
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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: Z9 V+ k3 {/ r0 {; G4 l# C- SThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
7 K$ M* s, f- c/ c! P/ WI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 4 z. o- K: u1 d
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 D+ q0 E. k1 L( ain the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and+ _: ]6 Y) ?! G. y7 E
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
. F7 V+ \! S9 i7 k* rsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: d- m, ?. }; Q' d& U" v$ z6 esat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'7 k: c: P8 t* R4 N& h0 `
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' r6 J" m, ^( y  ^' \
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
; t6 z' c5 v, e; d1 T+ Y" ]% wOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and4 M  @5 {& q; n0 m: s# q3 M6 _+ b
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ C8 a3 v) J, ?) }9 vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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, [/ {0 }, p# n3 m$ x, \下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......+ o- t# _1 f/ t/ o, [4 e, W0 W; x6 K
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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