God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

' y5 j  C9 \7 VThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& W9 Y) G8 k3 u4 {) Esilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
8 L3 [* I- o2 e- k- ysat there looking on in silence.

/ V- S" C! D; a  s1 F- {) _2 l9 A- cThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
' m& ?  O6 ]- j6 BThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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: j! w: B, K% ^# q/ `! xCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
5 W4 y, t5 _$ {1 i, m. g  kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
, x& f( j: u- F9 Q' vOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
7 g) J) B7 a7 V- rare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

* q! U9 M$ U1 S6 m9 v! Z. D% H下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
9 C. G  v4 p! n2 @9 H+ Tso true...

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