God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

% L/ d- C& X2 vTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 `9 A5 [8 `4 S& N+ J7 UI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
: I7 U- c0 y4 _5 q" r& aIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
. U2 e7 f9 y" G  J( ^; o" Sin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

* r% J* o3 n9 `& a0 \/ V2 YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 `' j3 q9 _4 Y- rsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
% k6 k) s8 X/ N; b7 v; c/ }One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
6 Z, {8 M6 Y0 P. B3 b# n  Zare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

/ s2 n( ]0 P# q' F! M下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
$ W9 E0 R& K; |  `* ^( }1 @so true...

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