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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
. N4 P+ c5 c, p. c, {: Z: Rlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
1 K  W7 c. V6 d& J7 ^/ q, Aare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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2 x! v3 h) t! a: NThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier; |* J4 l( V) C/ ]& t3 @
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and7 f. B+ z6 J( f9 l+ s
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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' t# r2 L: C+ H0 xThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there," J0 b- ^& t& _& h/ D
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
4 ^' ?" Y% z, d. @sat there looking on in silence. / \9 M. t5 a0 y/ _6 H# D. Q

7 S6 z) J! }1 w' ~4 ^' ?The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 @8 P  Y3 K( Q, [) A: Q* E; dat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
5 c, `4 ?( B  e& R( S1 @0 uwith you? Why did you do that?'
: d, g) `& ]$ K& h3 S# \% jThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . U3 G( H3 N0 v8 J- d
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your9 o( }1 X- E4 a8 j9 z7 d
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
! P/ m5 y4 g# A' yOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and; G2 {9 v, J4 H1 L! j
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) x+ z  P* I1 w5 O
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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% V9 `; k4 @9 e0 P7 Z. [下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
+ n) b3 b% h! V: P( D8 xso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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