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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and3 n) }5 v3 G( A o
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
]* M+ }/ b1 ~7 eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: R- \; Z# O4 {5 p# f
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 C: j# ?6 `1 j5 h A$ J4 r) ?It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier* Y- G# J" g$ o# L' ~8 b
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
) m0 ^" Z3 d8 r) e, l5 hsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and4 B+ z1 ^& K8 T+ |( U5 r
sat there looking on in silence.
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7 v5 f4 r5 D9 L# ?The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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# k( ~" }) k0 X5 kwith you? Why did you do that?'" f+ S' Y0 n" T/ @' C. I3 y
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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