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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
! B. l/ s- S- A, _1 ^' d( _are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 X) J- k# A" M7 qI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 9 x8 o9 P8 n: q9 P3 m$ D/ g
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- @! Z- r; l- u/ u
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and+ N; }1 A) l- y4 \; U
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
# J1 k& B8 b7 a6 |" u4 Eprofessor was out cold.( S, h! u+ e9 c" ~% s) J
- X" B4 K" ^8 W9 H0 QThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
: l" H) Q& n w. hsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* ?* P/ p9 X/ M# T8 A2 j6 v
sat there looking on in silence. ( E2 w4 i1 T1 V9 p1 ^
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& x9 X s0 R' j7 b( J) }
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter0 @0 _6 i4 F& d% M1 @+ s
with you? Why did you do that?'
# b& n9 w0 G6 KThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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