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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and5 H( D, u4 Y' O+ |# F9 c0 q
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ y2 f6 x& S1 r% ^
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ! z( o% Y! a) Z. |- t1 L' o0 ]
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.+ z! P& n. t$ D& v$ w! `+ g

  l) a$ E, ^) T) W0 u( h" ]/ OTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here9 p( M) t8 O7 q4 z( H. w
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'   T/ c8 R, s& x% o# e
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 I" @3 m9 `2 c' ~in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
" a" F' |7 q! L8 A& ]- Icold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The0 u2 O) g7 l0 S/ d
professor was out cold.: W& M( A: H3 O) C

. H4 V. ^7 o6 w8 G( Y$ x- Z0 m/ G/ [The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& f- W& U- N" n/ t% n9 _+ Ssilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# N/ l, Q5 l, Xsat there looking on in silence.
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3 b# y# Y, T" K9 B  Y7 eThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked8 C) I  u1 e0 m7 @* T9 [
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
2 j2 q+ f3 V5 o, P1 r) ~with you? Why did you do that?'( @0 S) F7 A' @# k8 d7 d* E! B
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting $ x( Q! H- ^7 u0 h' K+ n$ a

6 P) E0 J5 B. H9 d0 A. g. iCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
- d4 i6 R6 T8 Qright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
9 Z' {: {+ G8 }+ z6 S2 w1 d" C1 N* qOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
: Z3 `" m5 z( ], qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you$ A- G/ F3 y0 y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......" D% j# ?5 J/ g0 q& S
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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