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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
' o' d1 f. H1 L) X" Y4 e7 Llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.2 z2 t; t: R& x/ c1 A3 [2 |! m
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier4 g; Y7 x, m% [5 Z/ z6 J3 c
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and3 K0 j9 X. q/ ?) o
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
( x* `7 M" H. _professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,! b) R1 z0 i7 U3 \4 o
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
$ ]; a: w$ [0 o7 [! r- s- c: Tsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'- S7 x0 u' k, }1 i* l. W2 `. S
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your7 i. u4 }, H' X$ E4 C( s* N
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
9 x9 H  F$ ]% P2 k1 zOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and' \; s6 F( j/ T7 h8 o5 p; f* ?
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 a: I" M! D3 }
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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# X+ O# g% y5 {& X下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
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The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
  j' s% r: B: y1 d. aso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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