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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 v- s# I3 p1 Y Qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you( C% n/ n' C/ v. d$ D( T5 ?. {
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' , Z2 n# Y# X U3 f
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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& L) y4 `4 D( S, ]7 H% E/ \It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# E* }% w9 \9 L* f0 ~
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and* @- o1 i; o$ u4 Q
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The, f8 T" z1 A0 N1 E1 u& q- P. Q# H
professor was out cold.
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" X) E$ d% i" M3 NThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,* L- ~/ |+ ]- Y3 T1 Z* u
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 v: Z* b. _6 i m: s
sat there looking on in silence. 6 f7 K& c; B- t0 {2 j1 }1 {( o: Z
4 _' K/ D) {/ _0 c3 UThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 `3 E0 o3 f; Z* r( N( F
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter! S( _8 A6 K8 D2 Q
with you? Why did you do that?'
/ \8 ~* N, t5 L4 i1 IThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your& `* o, G1 S4 `# l/ ?
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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