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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
9 D; K1 b- \. U1 _0 f1 elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
8 _ |8 A W- I2 x& x% Vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 9 } d0 s5 R% ^; I& v
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! ? v( y8 n( w: d8 y- `; K
7 J8 o+ E% W" n3 e) lTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here% i% [+ X9 A1 J, X: N
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
" `% g6 v' N3 C# F$ gIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 f. f5 j2 V# Y! |% T% Q) pin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
* R3 A4 R$ f! @4 [1 _cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The( e% r. M' F& S d* F
professor was out cold.6 t" d/ [( M& y6 r% |8 @% i
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 N9 y8 m; }9 ?silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
1 z* r$ g: w8 E$ z; [sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% X+ z6 s8 w" G$ @2 Pat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
( z w* Q" X# e% O/ Owith you? Why did you do that?': P( C1 p; J5 g$ G( Y
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
: c \$ }5 M4 xright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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