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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 k* w' s* O9 L8 c& _% Alooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
M F6 Z$ R/ I& a3 K% Jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 8 ?1 N3 u, |1 r" B* n! F
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.8 K) a1 l* w9 ]5 F, e V
& p/ u2 y: }# BTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here1 Q* ?6 F# E2 v9 p" l" P
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ( h \8 x) _7 x M1 y/ R0 [, I4 E3 m
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 t3 u$ P- t+ d. G
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and7 D! l3 B7 A7 ]3 y: U9 p$ |
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
7 R! \" m# I* ~2 E! jprofessor was out cold.+ @: Z; i9 @, q( v0 S2 g
* @8 B3 J' e% s4 q. `The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 @" f/ |/ X2 o6 m. C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and6 z9 S5 P% ^1 J0 q/ L, d
sat there looking on in silence. ) s- P* j E/ t/ c! e
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked. v0 h; e+ \3 M
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter: b3 x* M$ \' |% y, Z
with you? Why did you do that?'
# v. a3 p6 y) k( r# x, NThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 I2 P0 R9 g8 L2 d, _, m1 u
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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