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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and6 U9 u9 P, T7 h, L
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) b5 U/ D" t6 i% L
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier9 y0 m( m3 b- I% ?' I# X3 s
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and- {$ W" U1 \0 B' L# Q
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
$ S! B2 }$ u1 w( N' r, zprofessor was out cold.
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0 S5 o- \, n. `( r- P IThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 y% U7 X% \: g8 m
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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9 u8 N) w4 t7 f1 H6 F& y! X" LThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'
8 C4 C2 F P" a7 Y6 } sThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your7 }: {- _6 Q% ~1 @7 C
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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