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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, W3 d8 ]- J' pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.5 w( ?# R7 l2 J- W+ A5 K% R
, [* ^/ X! K2 t9 [" P/ s! j( GTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
9 _8 t7 B. K8 O" z$ uI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
+ G5 E4 M) Q% S1 C mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
/ ]& D0 s& P9 j9 kin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) a, B; E3 j6 C* z. W, b) r# ?cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The7 f0 B% b( U7 g! C0 V
professor was out cold.' e3 a9 K I }3 W, u( C
. R. E7 T& ]8 v0 `5 G) o/ g( K6 mThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, ?( _9 S7 V9 O Z1 X- \
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and. u- e" E$ q! @) ]6 s& Y; r) |- u
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
6 J9 }: v; \/ }; _7 n- x' ^9 l; S0 xat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter% h+ H2 s$ d, R* z. R0 {+ Q
with you? Why did you do that?'
a' ^0 j4 \* P+ y8 i! k EThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 7 P# |% h) p+ M, B. v: I3 x
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
' U$ w6 J m& j' cright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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