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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and. p! w. M' D  x1 H$ c- U2 [
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ ^3 v, I! D0 d$ Yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' . y& V0 O5 A4 \# u9 ?

! [$ ^; c1 ], v2 v# P7 yThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: P/ `$ e: M7 d7 {% h6 r
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here* |6 Z  ~% p- }  P2 A
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' - c$ n' U6 w6 `! P* ^
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
# S) M" f  S9 @in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and5 `; @: @7 a: S1 p. b' D- L* R# w
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ W* d+ f) d1 ^0 Z# G( ~4 ssilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 `; [- I7 N- o! {2 H8 \sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked" P& r; T$ ?# p& c0 w; j) a
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; E9 A! x  A  |2 c" E! D  B$ Hwith you? Why did you do that?'
! \# C4 A9 s3 eThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your# I7 j. r- l# x% B
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
/ `  ^9 W6 o" h: @" x  GOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ I" f$ o* e/ i# Jlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
5 T% a5 `& h7 n- G! u. L, G" Lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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