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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
7 Q* ^  ~" X: Q+ Mlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% v5 |  b9 b* sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 ~: k1 n6 ]- q* d) B: u# `
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
7 t  ?8 m- m. a8 XI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ) ]' M* v+ Q* s# C6 n' D
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
( a5 P7 q9 q1 h8 w$ |# H: ^2 g& Tin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and1 c# X- w& g8 _7 |! m1 k& {
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
: C& S8 D3 C1 S; r# }3 r5 [professor was out cold.9 U8 z5 P( ]  s) b1 g( l" _

& Z" V7 h8 K; X" YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 g3 q1 R: x- N+ Ssilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and- {1 D% ?& s8 h1 K" U/ Z
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
( Q" R+ F* P. D) L0 D$ i4 }at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
1 I( I% a' u' E4 |with you? Why did you do that?'8 {8 p/ `9 X7 J
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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1 B3 E! q5 F: ^; m+ NCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
6 U! Y  H4 i7 P: C: yright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 6 M' k. y6 w- S- `- s2 d' h* F: v
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
: W: V* s+ \5 B+ c, a$ f) ^) P2 H8 K& Uso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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