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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and- K! x6 A, t3 q3 d+ V
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you" n' o3 w; u. I5 r/ n) y: N* Q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ; `$ ~  t/ k, Q( D2 r* j$ a$ T

! \) C1 q1 r' k, G* c' zThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 r( f3 ~+ S9 N& M

9 d* w! C2 D7 }Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here# H  C9 d0 z* a, Q' a: ~
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 i* Q) }3 w7 N5 n! HIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ o1 V$ d* |. j* Gin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and! [$ O$ m1 S5 w& J; y) Z! f
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The5 i) ?9 {! K' ]4 \9 H! f
professor was out cold.( ?3 u7 B8 B* p4 x1 x" J8 H

; n: I! v0 y! }$ ]. Y- o$ wThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% ~( m. C- b3 l' t  wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
7 F6 K* ?# o6 c+ V' L0 d# Gsat there looking on in silence.
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# ~) a4 C% l' v0 t- YThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, ^6 a, Y! f4 o8 z- {& }
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. ]' t9 Y$ D! ]( S6 J& j/ j/ cwith you? Why did you do that?'
0 N. ~+ J3 Y6 S( Z9 Z! L3 K  |The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ( S  q  l" c8 M2 I% ^

$ c4 q1 l: G. ]' S/ u4 TCanadian soldiers who are protecting your" |6 Y4 y; Q6 ]* v+ F. T
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 / g. \; Q. I  o
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and9 f& s) b5 \/ [: k
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you$ @, X( Q; y! z7 ~
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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1 H: L! B& C; W下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
2 D0 ]! t+ |% H. K" ^: b  dso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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