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/ p. s7 K8 S3 p+ z8 Ulooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you4 F4 I2 @4 L2 j- C: I1 A, i
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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2 [7 ?( J2 H( L2 ]* a6 V/ v3 i) U4 vTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
$ J- Z1 Y0 J5 d$ ^( ]: j# kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% [ w1 x2 t" W; k4 rIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier: j4 M) j9 t C) R# o
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and- j% I, p4 N) x% Y- Y
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The" v; Q6 \! {; F r* B0 Z
professor was out cold.. f5 v5 y8 q% W/ }" V5 B3 T
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# n: v y* b( V# G& {" u$ z. [* z4 Xsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and, t3 u. o& Y: U6 { D
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" U4 f/ n4 Q) a* L! }. Q; Y5 [at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) R/ @ l3 D3 k$ W+ fwith you? Why did you do that?'
' N& ]( R Q: z" M; I" [, y$ d$ t; G5 MThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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" L3 b, o: u; j: TCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
* P k# h" r. Q6 j) D1 mright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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