God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
9 D; K1 b- \. U1 _0 f1 elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
8 _  |8 A  W- I2 x& x% Vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

7 J8 o+ E% W" n3 e) lTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
" `% g6 v' N3 C# F$ gIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 f. f5 j2 V# Y! |% T% Q) pin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
* R3 A4 R$ f! @4 [1 _cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 N9 y8 m; }9 ?silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
1 z* r$ g: w8 E$ z; [sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% X+ z6 s8 w" G$ @2 Pat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
( z  w* Q" X# e% O/ Owith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
: c  \$ }5 M4 xright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
) t, ?, |7 y5 wOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

  j* `. O7 ^+ |下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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