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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and5 H; B- D4 ?+ r& |( |- c
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you9 ~4 ]) T2 R7 U- D" H& p
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 3 }$ a# V' ~+ s$ F6 Q2 C- c
! V- R8 M' @/ z6 b9 R6 eThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier1 o: w' t0 q0 W9 [& I! G
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; M* m# C$ _( f- X* A. C9 P# B W/ \cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 D J* ]8 m, gprofessor was out cold.& }/ f% G/ S+ B5 l2 _
! J: h. X2 Y$ m3 g" U& z3 `1 i! CThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 A% h( s/ u% T4 \& B: k
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and3 ^- x; G% ?5 f, Q2 b4 w4 w6 k1 p' ?
sat there looking on in silence. 6 r2 ?$ q, q& \, V' ~
8 T5 e Q# M% i+ X' JThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked# C& W% s/ s) k5 |& ?7 a
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 k- P- Z# ^! Z4 _7 L% V
with you? Why did you do that?'
2 V+ Z( o) x" [0 TThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " L8 ^0 n( v. Z3 J! q
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
( d7 A+ a6 F# n2 V7 p2 xright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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