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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
" \& V& J# q- `/ Plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 _) s6 b4 g- X0 _+ T7 m4 A
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! R0 L6 _+ y7 p  ]4 k5 Z2 h
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here) o7 V7 s8 i; R! J
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 2 x( e/ T+ B  y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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, z4 y, \, x3 q8 r4 C4 ]9 ]: H5 x, Ycold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
& A3 U0 m; A( Z: _1 z& hprofessor was out cold.
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, ]/ ]! @7 W! r6 {( Y; z& v! c! NThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
- n3 M, P7 R2 @* B) ysilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- i9 G" C2 x4 q% isat there looking on in silence. . S" D% M. z0 S. O
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked+ Z2 A& p5 m" J4 c
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter: e5 V2 p5 Z# ?+ G
with you? Why did you do that?'
$ |$ a! s0 M. W1 OThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 4 t8 _5 m* i+ X. e8 |* p) m. t
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
6 t, A2 a& u2 C& H. `( glooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
9 d' W+ {4 B6 ^" |are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
7 C* s( d2 F4 \$ G* K+ v: \6 mso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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