God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

8 o$ V# i6 @; p3 S0 J( m* gThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
5 d9 B- S# m+ {( R8 @" h& BIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) a. T) N7 |4 Z% D0 O: q7 Iin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! Z" L' n; u$ E5 m0 vcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
1 F+ B+ e, Y" M$ s) _. |6 v/ f$ jprofessor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

3 i! h7 E1 e6 }+ BThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
6 Z7 J  k( S2 |' L( X8 CThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

: i/ p8 O9 S& e& bCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
0 M0 d* C$ x# @  GOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
1 S) d1 \8 V! H* [/ u- gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

( R4 L4 R& `' `下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
0 e7 B! ?% n, u; ^: {# s0 i* }so true...

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