God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 S7 T& A( M- \! |- \/ i* ]3 P% Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

& S: B- h: ~0 ~4 p3 }The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

& q- T9 C9 y- u; s. L6 I+ aTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
( x, B( |0 h! x3 n1 UI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
( J( O$ ?! k$ Z4 |, ?) f; W' }& }) ?in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 }8 l# g9 t7 A- e) h6 r& x7 [cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
  s) e& s5 }1 G. r- n% e" p2 V( W% i/ Z( Hprofessor was out cold.
3 h. o) x9 o0 t
The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
* u2 e6 T# {$ V+ d! V4 hsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

; _$ F0 J, O- f. o  ]The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
4 C' q7 l" X: a! G% D9 k0 i5 Hwith you? Why did you do that?'
8 ~+ w6 {" j0 ]/ `% j' gThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

$ |' S" g5 [  ~, ?' \/ P: ~4 _$ M$ UCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ g. O8 I4 ?6 e4 U" v! |9 @# G/ ulooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* [: v- U' x1 P# G$ Aare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

# w; w; d$ [4 ~) G; N) ^下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
. D8 |; Z& Y$ T: wso true...

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