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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and) l2 }3 W) j7 S0 n2 c: k
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 S3 J( A7 r3 l" z6 {) L2 G+ q0 g
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: f0 i& O7 R3 }7 ?. o3 U
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here. S+ [- r! J, ]% T# i) I
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'   N5 B8 U8 [8 J# S5 O4 ^+ R
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier6 g. |6 r& Z: U
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 C, c0 H4 d( ?/ d+ D
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% L4 F4 I% u1 p2 G( u: b1 p
professor was out cold.
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+ K$ L: s- e; I$ w# T3 WThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,% C9 Q: x: K8 N0 k- r
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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' H, v. c* F4 w1 n2 ?4 @4 S9 JThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, b  ^: `& P/ U8 p
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
6 q% Q7 T5 L* ^4 \4 cwith you? Why did you do that?'+ ?% r" J; m9 X
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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; T" k, O5 r  q2 w: X& o4 f1 ]Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
  O7 |, i: w. x: q+ L+ Cright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 / ?% s% @1 S% l8 {! t
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and  [6 |) ^5 L& ^3 w5 \/ @0 \# G
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% h6 K+ r0 Q2 O
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......3 B% x+ N0 R4 t* b- k3 D% u1 V
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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