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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and* r% h W2 Y3 m: d% ]
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: t1 |% t8 ]6 r8 [4 H* ~
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier! e8 J/ o4 G/ f% `0 x
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
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professor was out cold.- z6 R3 H5 d) p
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence.
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$ c3 }0 |" _8 dThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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/ ]5 Q9 B; |9 |with you? Why did you do that?'
, P7 K8 X+ D5 C# l3 DThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your; C$ D3 Q. E' j* |
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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