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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol, b8 q4 U- M% D* K8 R
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0 `) X1 x9 X; a4 S$ MThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: K% W2 M5 Z/ j9 ~# h2 W& |" m
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. g. Q$ j! _$ a7 e( v$ n
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals." Z6 x7 |$ @* c6 }# R
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& A- s6 `; U* C/ I7 y4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.( b3 c& Q( m; P0 F8 x
1 S! l6 w2 ^* S- _5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.$ B, I* M0 h) u2 ~
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.0 U. R3 s7 L0 n0 T" j5 K
% F% r+ w, A- v8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask8 Y9 N5 d, Q6 Z) Z
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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% M' S. u$ A: }* r/ v9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.7 k7 I6 P0 R0 s5 h/ J, D
! d( W# j6 v/ r11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.1 ?4 g& T( W' ]+ s, x* P3 G
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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% L9 T# g& R* p. C15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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