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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol1 ~: F$ \: C& v& O) W; T! P
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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" B/ r6 G- U b x$ |$ j" Q1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.* [2 Q2 g! h5 h! C _
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8 j1 L F$ P; T1 X2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. t1 _; g+ z' w. T
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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0 x( |$ L; ?, w- O; K/ x5 y5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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* k. V7 y4 S/ {# R; G% f6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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; p, O6 O/ r. J2 _. g7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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/ [7 i; }( b- O! H4 M: I6 H5 Q8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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0 V# [) z- H$ R3 k, q9 ~6 Z9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 H V6 q' _# E" i
& D5 ?% H, D9 M, Z$ y9 g) x3 Y( ^, N11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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( p& s3 G9 \3 }; i, i& ?) ?13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME! f8 r3 `* S& R- F
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!' Q2 R$ L. s& g3 H% h; q/ q6 J' g
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6 B4 w0 W" w* ~15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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