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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol* Y3 u) z/ V2 [/ x
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4 \9 M5 Q/ O qThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking." p3 M2 N/ u, ^2 S! A
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( s% o* {" E) O5 Q ~2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. Q/ i) u$ S; G5 `
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.: R7 i) |) T, P7 V( R$ c/ |4 v
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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5 n! b' @/ X6 N# c4 s* T7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask) P4 c) p0 F2 [6 E6 }1 y9 J
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'* y% M, `# c% ]! w
1 ~1 Z6 c+ H, g: b% K9 z9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.1 G$ r$ `, |. m! a# U! }
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. w1 k/ T/ O0 Z
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.* y* }8 q0 G# G
2 X% ]5 v4 L: o* p, }7 x2 j+ R12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!' Q C" o+ ^. X: Y) A3 r5 n, K
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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