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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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+ ^/ |* T; X6 k- |0 d& tThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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( e5 R. O( K2 s2 m1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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" f3 T8 x& Z; S2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* ?& u5 j/ i+ J( e
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms., y* V! @' Q2 W* ?1 h
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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o$ }, I; @' f0 D* ?6 ~5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* F2 i! X4 K1 G# v5 x
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. H5 {0 S- s3 B% z$ U+ d* j6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area: M1 k* j8 T9 L# E
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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) Q' R9 c/ |9 s. C% p9 b; h8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask) m) l+ _8 W, _" \$ b1 H$ y/ F# B
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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7 q: v. r! b- n# Z% f10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.& g. U; G1 `7 x6 k. p2 X
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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; L1 Y7 C. j* c @/ m12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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+ f. ~3 [3 ^$ H14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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