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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol: ?9 |' w, ~; B0 N6 m" T
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) b K% f4 _% `% W1 EThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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8 [ j) l5 t' Z% X, l; e$ M1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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0 m6 [+ b4 A ]. t' H2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.9 w+ ]8 G7 e1 P& e0 d% i2 {
5 p: H! A, L' L3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.2 W) x: \7 p. ~( P6 N8 e/ t
2 `+ Q! ^9 t# ?, A+ o1 R5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& L L9 z) N4 q$ @
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% `5 D6 f; b4 _% @6 j6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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M: T5 c( b" B! _ H5 w. J6 C8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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0 w- P; }* J4 e2 B' ?4 ?! v: J9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.# o* o( k# E% [: }& ^3 [
# _5 k# E' G& f8 o12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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6 H! Q8 S f8 \( H ~3 l2 T13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!+ ]" O8 E! O) A% u7 M" D: F4 [
5 ^9 c' j% h$ @; \6 `14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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