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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol2 f' `. f: b2 g) `, s [
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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& h4 @& P" F! Z: |2 s3 p5 e+ o1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.. y6 d% B& D$ U) l" U `; E
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' p' b; O- K+ P9 }% E2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area5 Y4 {8 Z v) r' ~3 X- i: a: h4 b
1 X- }; p6 R: T0 v6 w7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8 N/ O) w1 t( u7 m) P8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask9 ]* m4 M, M( \5 V+ {2 J
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'9 _7 r: L4 p. `
) N! k/ b" v8 @( i6 a9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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' `# n2 W$ Q% V# |0 N' z10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.4 n, }5 c4 [+ H, P8 y& p9 o+ O
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. u6 ]; E: ]- ~9 l& S' W
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!+ K4 B v% u5 z
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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