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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
* K7 z3 J' X" J( |7 D' N3 IDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
' z0 V# u' i, a/ e: O; }0 CAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?; f* |# U0 u3 b+ C& j6 m: o/ Z
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed" x0 B; C* M' C X I: W
- D8 Z" E3 @3 Q7 R1 YThey all live on donuts and moose meat
- W) A0 c- V# B( u; v4 z* WAnd they leave the house without packing heat8 m. V+ S- l' `/ }
Never even bring their guns to the mall5 [: j+ K& ~# D' H- `* I- K
And you know what else is too funny?
! A- i* Z6 A6 ~. jTheir stupid Monopoly money
7 r W9 G6 i$ m+ m6 @9 ~" \Can't take 'em seriously at all! [! ~$ G6 k2 M0 b- U
; ]6 ?" }! Q! K; C0 a" h5 O7 S$ \Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export9 H; B5 p D0 v+ _- o7 [7 t
They treat curling just like it's a real sport9 |2 f$ o# p8 F' _) J, _$ ^
They think their silly accent is so cute( t$ g9 x' P1 J8 U( K. h8 P
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
, A% j; F9 ` c4 a. ICheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
& f8 T* c, A8 k8 o+ T$ C' Q: C8 R6 j- TThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion5 \) j I! R- z& C- ^- Z
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni" X' Q8 T7 h$ {& {! y* y3 V* v
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
& u1 _9 e$ o; ]5 n1 U' o7 }' J: R [wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
) Y3 d( k& s4 y6 X2 K3 R! |See the map, they're hovering right over us
: C: E% s2 F8 B2 q/ VTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous, T6 }9 C) {6 e- j
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Always hear the same kind of story6 R6 _' _, H5 R
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!", F* r: ^4 U+ H }, {; W
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
) b% O- B4 }0 g* PIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
( M; v8 I) |8 CSo quick, before they see it coming" a, ?. I9 `& w0 O1 M. v) ?
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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