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Canadian idiot( R' u* l( G5 z* _+ o
, ~& h2 @* i1 P- e2 e! NDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot- h+ b' Q5 c5 d9 y N
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
) X2 j6 I y) ~% l$ yAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?2 u2 i, W9 Y4 C+ E' M0 Z {
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat% P7 p/ X O6 F) \1 q' y% j
And they leave the house without packing heat
1 L) @4 K) G4 ?) Z9 h3 JNever even bring their guns to the mall
: _/ o% d9 m) X# u6 Q; X& uAnd you know what else is too funny?+ ] u5 S5 b. M
Their stupid Monopoly money
4 b/ a; m" [, _Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export2 Y7 M/ z4 e; I8 F2 H# U
They treat curling just like it's a real sport/ x8 J5 x9 s% |& E
They think their silly accent is so cute
4 F5 O. q% g# q1 d* N' ^& b8 ECan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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. v& L- e2 e# V; ?3 O# ySure, they've got their national healthcare
' b, y x, Z6 {' |) N" C) m) y( o" \Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air5 e3 f$ i+ j8 E* y& s/ }* g3 x
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
! Z3 W. Q. | T ZEat their weight in Kraft macaroni6 t* D i5 N7 G8 u
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
! p# {, U) j- [! g% t) TAll over Saskatchewan
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7 \/ y: k- U6 U1 D8 \; P- Z9 d! o- CDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
' D, M' b4 V. T6 K) Mwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
" `/ B" M& u1 x& N4 v b# f, _. ISee the map, they're hovering right over us5 X9 R( M6 Z& H& h
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
! o K* a0 }) M9 C7 E5 I( r! E. r- TBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
~; {9 ], y9 L# _6 F! ~5 uTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
9 u' }, H1 e cIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
6 b6 y' ?0 ]$ P! OSo quick, before they see it coming: A! x# @# }% [, i! e) c
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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