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Canadian idiot
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$ `- \) O. L- [; ^8 {Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
1 }7 I$ z, _# t; i+ t- |- @9 U- jDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
# |" F* L2 }- e. L' R7 ?' dAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?! F Q7 W1 f1 h% u8 v
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed" T: o5 ]' q0 r3 f5 v9 t/ c
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They all live on donuts and moose meat4 o$ w' f) v d
And they leave the house without packing heat; ]) S, ^& [& ^* T
Never even bring their guns to the mall
9 I' b0 q9 C4 Q" J1 p4 a8 FAnd you know what else is too funny?
+ ?# y5 ` ?0 \2 d: P: g5 i+ BTheir stupid Monopoly money
( i+ s& s6 f5 L1 Z' D) H+ hCan't take 'em seriously at all
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: l* U# e4 D1 d$ {Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
) p7 z) A5 S { J( E( yThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
8 o" S# y& R/ ^# I( H3 nThey think their silly accent is so cute/ J( a; C+ y# I& ~
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot3 V. z' c& Z! X# }6 x9 |5 _9 M
# H4 G+ r0 Y; R' q9 f* d3 T7 }Sure, they've got their national healthcare/ b$ [7 k/ H" ]3 Z+ z$ w
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air: q2 u: `3 h2 F6 Z* \
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion* n% w, S8 ^' b" ?" J
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni, `1 ~1 J" V! ^9 f- \
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni" R: [' ]$ ?$ d% m% ?
All over Saskatchewan& o3 o, R. k7 s
0 B: O3 O# S4 S; T3 I, m. _) D8 A+ mDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
- [9 i) ?/ R/ I% m' a/ Cwont figure out the temperature in Celsius$ C, B L0 |# _9 R& x2 x% n
See the map, they're hovering right over us
" q8 a4 S- ?% ^8 {# VTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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/ w/ H6 J% t% @1 [8 h8 }4 \( e4 IAlways hear the same kind of story+ A( L) d( W9 a$ `# k/ b
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!" Q0 Z2 Y8 j( t: O2 J
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?% u% y4 E/ F& D. ^( S0 D
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
; ~, E/ C3 D; c; qSo quick, before they see it coming) b, A5 H D' T* T& A k" E
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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