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Canadian idiot
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( D t) D: }& y- P6 z, ^* W7 S' w, Y- HDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
! w7 N0 Y8 ?+ e C. UDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut" N7 m! G2 A' r' l! M; d0 _
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
o3 m, o# u5 _/ tI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed# G! o G: P2 Y+ x3 u* c/ a+ O9 D
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They all live on donuts and moose meat2 N: J: S; \3 \ ~& W
And they leave the house without packing heat& f- R4 h* z$ r
Never even bring their guns to the mall
. R& p1 l ^* n3 p4 [ W) cAnd you know what else is too funny?/ V4 w: n; v4 F
Their stupid Monopoly money7 q- \4 w7 t" _$ \8 j" G
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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1 A4 {. x8 E. F' RWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
* I* r, p7 P& I! x! W8 J$ k9 w9 eThey treat curling just like it's a real sport/ o3 e" i/ V. n% x8 o
They think their silly accent is so cute% S3 F# n4 s! b
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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" b- @: v' w; G" `$ [: u; dSure, they've got their national healthcare; r1 p9 N; H, N. J; l) m
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
4 ^: ^) u- Q1 O$ lThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion7 o* o2 \! a! {3 \) n2 T
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
1 ]( p" @1 {5 c0 MAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
; P% C# o0 \6 Y% H8 o4 c6 Z, L0 ~" QAll over Saskatchewan1 c; i [- ]$ F6 g* i& |& [ H
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
! \( L) T/ K- Y6 y# m5 D( @wont figure out the temperature in Celsius( |7 C( E" X" k: ^7 x
See the map, they're hovering right over us
1 T5 S: N4 D& {5 y- y' dTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous8 Z; ~6 |' m0 j- W5 q: o
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Always hear the same kind of story/ v: C. o9 n2 n9 v: Q8 ~
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!": T6 i2 w' k$ M/ D5 }
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?7 h* S$ i* s# z' X* f [2 b, v
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
/ E$ {. K0 y1 ^2 x% f6 C/ pSo quick, before they see it coming" T7 z# Y$ w/ C
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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