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Canadian idiot5 ]2 S3 O% h6 N0 c: ~, W. f0 e7 |
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
/ v# @, [* k% Y" c# b) C5 X! ZDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
* K; P4 E, ~# C: bAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
, `* g8 r) t4 k8 dI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed$ Y+ j+ f- X1 m. |0 d
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
9 w/ d. a- ]. ^$ D1 h, ]And they leave the house without packing heat
# \' a+ O3 [* Z# C! C, I" z JNever even bring their guns to the mall
- H1 S% G. g) e/ h% j* Y$ A, _8 e) [8 jAnd you know what else is too funny?
0 z2 H* b- E- x: `Their stupid Monopoly money
" s* f% a1 i7 X0 T N3 `Can't take 'em seriously at all
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$ n& k O" q) B7 L7 MWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export: t; q4 }* d8 Q: }$ V
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
# [: E2 v6 P/ H0 g3 m9 g- pThey think their silly accent is so cute/ B a* v( e, P6 o5 o0 p9 t
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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4 ~2 j% q0 H$ s& Q, K/ kSure, they've got their national healthcare
2 I4 u: u' {4 L5 c+ B9 O; l* m0 ?Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air% f9 n# P% x- g, [( W
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
% o3 n1 c' m: @( q# @/ m& |Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni. `- p- E% T3 d1 @& E: Q) L
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
/ l- Q( u2 s0 x7 _All over Saskatchewan) C/ ]. a( c! l
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot) x, u! z7 |2 l7 l
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius) X% g7 Y5 P) T/ x1 W# O/ U
See the map, they're hovering right over us1 T3 U# \7 M) p2 L9 n
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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3 d- P2 v* K, f& {2 r: H" ^- k0 [Always hear the same kind of story
! R7 G1 ^1 Q0 ^. o( yBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!": t: X6 O' I+ M% y5 O' E. |
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?, R- f" T3 D" Z8 b* X" A4 f1 m. i Z
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
1 _( [8 b1 D3 c( R8 C+ h# q2 p$ wSo quick, before they see it coming, a9 {- ?2 [* S
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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