美国少年原创MTV红暴网络:加拿大傻瓜(视频

爱城一粒沙子

美国少年原创MTV红暴网络:加拿大傻瓜(视频
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爱城一粒沙子

Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
' @4 X# @  s2 KDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
# a- K/ a9 A$ `5 l" F) V" PAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
' y+ h8 _$ ?6 g5 L' r$ c- DI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
  P* G, x7 e/ jAnd they leave the house without packing heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
% H. l3 b0 d5 N" I( |* x) [) aAnd you know what else is too funny?
% C0 o6 w' j6 QTheir stupid Monopoly money
# B) V5 K; _* l2 U" BCan't take 'em seriously at all
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  R6 e2 d6 \5 l. [* F0 ^$ l8 ^Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
3 W5 k8 L3 x  X4 x& X/ Z; iThey think their silly accent is so cute
# g4 ?/ d6 P3 o0 LCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

& p. O: ~% B" h- @- B( T$ QSure, they've got their national healthcare
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
( m% [. |& U% }) T5 \8 aThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
7 t- t  l' g" f! K* z; G! `. ^Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

$ i8 y4 S- o+ h0 l9 m. fDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
/ u- R5 ?! U: `) `0 S  ZSee the map, they're hovering right over us
, V4 @2 v3 G) z+ YTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
; c7 N8 l' x/ b& T* J$ TBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
) i1 a3 f. P8 M+ Y! L# gTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
. _& W0 X/ r! Q  o5 i8 S" K; M. PIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
7 ~6 f4 J% ^7 E. H; B2 U1 rTime for a pre-emptive strike

今夜无语

真好.顶一下.

烟雨江南

过儿

好像是2年前的吧。有N个版本。还有加拿大人唱 "American Idiot" 的，呵呵。

小柔