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Canadian idiot
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- J& k/ _0 ?" |* x' D3 K" EDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
& Y$ x4 w" [- X5 L; ADon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut! X% A7 e$ r o7 v' k
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
9 ^6 C' w1 k2 m+ cI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed4 W* t! M% M0 ~* z* i
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
8 b; G& k' k3 O& ~9 F) n* V8 a' ^And they leave the house without packing heat3 r+ b9 O$ \( ^) _" |' d
Never even bring their guns to the mall
) s8 h2 y. O, q! v7 @: UAnd you know what else is too funny?
# q/ H! v- {( yTheir stupid Monopoly money
# h# j4 ] s+ D* }! qCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export/ w+ f. c$ p$ A( D" Y% S! T; L- k& @
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
; n1 g- T2 K4 [' ?# J0 m4 GThey think their silly accent is so cute. D. I0 e6 X6 S1 ?$ T
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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0 k8 o% J9 C4 @9 C. v7 Q5 NSure, they've got their national healthcare
9 o6 f1 `- m( J; i9 U7 r6 GCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
5 Q7 @) r' d, mThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
3 f& y+ V$ N! a# a: EEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
! O% e9 ?, F' G) V8 h& W2 A$ wAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
5 b: A0 R0 K P( A, z& ?% KAll over Saskatchewan
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% m* {: H8 j0 h" [" Q$ S zDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
: ~# ]' P$ e" R1 [) q( S) lwont figure out the temperature in Celsius% I J7 Z9 j" a2 {( B8 [
See the map, they're hovering right over us
# C9 B1 U! V! Q9 ZTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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n* V. j% C' m1 dAlways hear the same kind of story
/ Q0 i. A2 o# D' SBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
, L) V( ~. r/ }! hTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?7 I4 Z n" u4 }# N& U1 q ^% x
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
. I3 Y5 e' y" R* M* [So quick, before they see it coming
+ z" Z. b9 ~* b2 \! q( q. wTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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