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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
# `' {& k! Y) x ~4 d0 W3 SShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 6 g/ @+ V. Q& ~ }
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 7 |2 f. `2 d% r# D9 y
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. + H8 c& r l9 H0 Z3 W+ L
. v3 J" x k4 Q# W. e( ~Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 7 v8 Z5 f' G: [" z
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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5 c9 n7 H* N. l2 {For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 0 h0 c7 O3 v: |2 x8 o$ S% L9 A% W
3 a4 D. c. r5 aThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. - n" D8 k( e: c1 _9 {
0 A. x Y- o# a# ^1 ^The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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7 T) z' j+ {3 G+ s& w% N" X1 fSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! # z" v4 n4 X: R; e/ B
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. $ k- ?/ m5 D8 k: w) V# F. T& z
$ R# B; T j' L" t# D9 }4 ~The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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! v2 S$ \! r% K1 GThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 1 @; c: K. A4 g" p6 ^4 X$ s
5 d4 v5 H: n# ^4 `: C$ c0 G0 wSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 5 `' V1 @ e6 G$ l" i" M" Y" \
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 6 F! N9 S" e4 d7 s, V5 N
# K k- ]3 |4 SMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 0 G4 @- M0 q" m: r
( O7 I9 p. B, x9 |Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 9 C2 G+ r5 \% B
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Male readers : Please scroll down. , _2 A( \0 z6 l" K
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7 [, _* O) N+ r1 t5 BThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. 3 N, I1 v$ F% v5 C/ ]
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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. |" Q. ?+ v" I0 G2 KPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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