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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 4 D* D% m2 a% P3 D" f& N1 w9 @
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
. M# `8 H+ N. G e3 K) {' {( ?The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
( v1 D% m7 ^) J9 y7 J1 d9 [( MThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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, x6 U$ c6 Q( @/ TThe woman said, 'That's okay.' 8 O; b' T; N0 e2 O' ^+ W9 t8 e
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 5 C" x/ A; Z( g* o* l
1 P) k/ ~8 n: x8 J0 _The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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+ O& x* Z G8 w# _- `! y+ G. c8 u+ nThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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: E6 a) d) |6 NFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 2 U* M' p7 | O. b, F( H: v+ X5 ]
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' ) z; s& B" A1 p( h
. M; }7 u: R/ r% \& HSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 2 ?' V$ _( V3 ~* `
0 r6 a; F$ x" ]! u8 u; wThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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3 y5 q% f7 f# s: Z/ T' e. M! A, pMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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" W. [- o0 J" Y) gMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show - K8 x( C s! q5 C" e! B
' [8 b( `- Q- Z4 gPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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