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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. ; a; |' J& M% E( l$ y
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 7 ]4 n7 b; [, K- F
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
& |) r2 x7 V; t% s. Q) k6 YThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. & ?) T- j9 f% m0 G; F
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' ; u4 x% p$ u% v4 x9 g
/ p) ]9 M/ z7 o3 b0 }+ P+ a# QThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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4 A q( a2 j* a5 v$ I4 h) ^* m9 T3 {% JFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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8 i2 R5 ]% `& d1 t9 c) _The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 1 A X/ Y' ~- |7 e4 u( O
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' % r Q" i1 a- H* S
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 0 d& j, G3 W ]) O2 s4 g$ e2 d
# o X3 {3 D$ K2 cFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. & a; w4 }' D: c$ O
: ^3 i. Q- W6 P3 o9 @, GThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 1 q/ _% I/ W* l; {3 |0 }% R( S
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 9 {9 V% v# b) U I
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! # S5 ?2 D8 t ^ `- v# I- x
) M0 n" v; a6 k3 I/ t4 j# ~' OThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 2 @" H+ n# p: P, \; Q' J
; X K2 V+ O4 V1 fMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. # M6 c" C* i; h' e& o, i
I$ W& H) b1 o$ t- EMale readers : Please scroll down. 8 ~: I) S5 j c2 x, l
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 4 |# o- i. h+ z }6 ?9 l
5 M; j' T, d: _6 R) k. _% S! ]Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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3 v9 m. V' ]" A3 }0 Q7 h2 OLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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! X1 J. Q2 a# A8 M/ V& |6 Z" Y( UPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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