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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. & g& d5 t* q) u& ^( V. E' w+ m
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
9 F$ L, w ~( q, yThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
/ E+ H$ b( u" g; Q( BThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 1 W/ M1 z7 k% g# }* D; |6 x
2 Q$ e) u( w! R% gWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 5 K9 s; q* j; X* b2 O
( {. A% u+ U3 S1 N! SThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ; l. D7 T/ t! i$ f8 n, n
8 x5 f( K7 v6 FThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' % K0 \6 W7 F$ f! C1 R6 \; V
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7 M4 G$ z- B' wFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ) ~$ _# `- @2 M+ Z! p1 [
4 J, i3 T3 R7 w5 }" [ IThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 1 A6 m+ X! D: _# h) Y9 C
! B1 i& D {! o8 O" { M3 E1 L' ]The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' - O: [7 g/ x! c8 ~6 s, X
/ f+ \0 F& A+ LSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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1 O5 y z9 `, F! _ IThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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$ Y: b3 L5 t2 s0 K4 @/ R/ ZMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 3 I4 y$ u {3 [) f/ }. c
0 B1 i$ I) R! b8 _+ \0 N, AAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. * G$ K7 \/ t8 B7 B# ^
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Male readers : Please scroll down. . q/ X- q. _4 {/ d0 `3 F" ?
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- r9 N* g* n+ c* qThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ; a0 f, T" \5 ?; W) N7 y4 O
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. " l- y G* z; v$ n% j; }
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 3 J: T! ]$ v- w( W; r R1 |7 n
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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