Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
6 J7 j: I5 ?* L0 Q$ r( Q; e$ RShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

4 G" q; a) p" y4 l" f2 TWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

$ s2 J* I, o# O* L; J. qThe woman said, 'That's okay.'

( d% F" i1 Q' g2 DFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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) w6 a9 `8 B. n" I! T' o0 g: s: QFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

- p% ]  [9 B5 `6 W8 lMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.
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5 G3 y$ C7 t5 B- HThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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- O3 e' c0 E5 a  a3 HMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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: ^# b* x8 @7 gLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

9 D* S- a: c6 Y: N9 O5 }PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.
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Very nice a story. Thanks for sharing.