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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 1 E/ W7 o4 W* T/ T& i/ O
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 8 X) i5 m6 H4 J; D- U' Q2 J9 R( p0 Z
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' / O2 U5 q- b9 c2 g7 K! g
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. * F; Z2 A' ~( D$ H" {2 D+ E5 K
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 4 N& C3 ^3 b+ w9 ?& G$ Y
0 `# Z. {) R+ w% m. Z1 e6 X: Q2 _ aThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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: o2 W, L* {) }% fThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 8 j& z Q) |3 R: b
U' a# i/ x$ TThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' : |; w" A u6 @" a' F) s; }
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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' n/ U! u8 h% p/ @" T/ ^1 \$ C5 ^The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' * W' M; Q7 B+ K* W8 i% R$ D
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 3 ?; Y1 V3 i0 C6 b2 c7 P7 l& _. w
" B1 x8 m' W! _( ?So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ~) U4 @" n& J3 m7 Q1 `
) @# }6 ?% i$ A" t6 M' OThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. : w% `& ~0 o4 H) U5 V, ^: Z
, v& f( H: G# c* n3 V9 t! K4 PAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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, j8 R% D# a. v$ i, X! pMale readers : Please scroll down. . ~: M) p1 W1 i+ l0 u8 a% O
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; ^5 t& \5 P- `) Z& iThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 4 C; F9 w; \# G% C3 b
" p9 y/ L8 X* n9 QMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. # C1 ~2 C7 m* [/ D7 O Y( z# [
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- v: o; t! I3 C& v* a& \8 yLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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