Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
& x, T1 x4 q4 @4 O# ~The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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9 q9 G; B% i3 G# m$ e9 iThe woman said, 'That's okay.'

4 c/ G3 P% H6 lFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

7 m3 }/ p4 e; H& T# aThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

* `) C  A7 c4 E. ZThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

5 h; j# y  D: C8 M. wFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

0 F6 {9 v: q$ p! dThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

+ }! g% S7 L2 i- x, \4 PAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.

2 r' ^. a7 M0 a* {2 uMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

/ l7 }# r" ]2 }* G+ b9 |: KMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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$ V4 w" n) v" J- d+ j* {Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.

4 A; [+ \5 e/ i* F+ \Very nice a story. Thanks for sharing.