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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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( y6 d. H* F" jThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.8 c4 l# L, f' A
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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$ |& T5 ~1 o* W/ y8 t: Q The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.8 K% T6 j. r" s( T" }
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'8 m |+ x$ n6 {* N# H
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- y4 h \# H4 n- b! Y! OThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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* o0 k( d# d; j'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! % c; }* X) c* |: K
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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