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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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* [* y# a& H3 C6 a/ `) HThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
9 J! b& \! v* M% G: @little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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. D0 o& ?8 Q6 r& S- s, R# F- NWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.8 N& ~; p% D0 v
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.. I6 t- i1 H, N# L' s2 H
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
. G* s: v3 k- \ J: N Y. UThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'" |. n7 q% Z5 a' \( P% x
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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: K$ T2 R+ R- y5 S% z8 g5 w% ~# `' t'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.% s. B, [& P' ]$ K6 {
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
( ]1 r" N" a% J( j+ k4 u2 JWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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