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9 B( _/ Y& B/ O+ m% K9 AA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
) c; p. y! p3 @9 olittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.& |& w6 V: n6 D% T9 W
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`7 r) W# k6 LThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
2 B* D. M, f" A L! g& P" k+ [The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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+ o8 |9 I( c8 ~4 L. Q0 R The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
8 T6 r- \. L3 J1 ^0 J; qThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'$ P8 y# b. n/ H8 [6 m& {3 v* ~: T) w
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.. K( O8 }6 y9 V8 Y3 d# x/ j( Q3 [" s
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1 N/ i( `, v, C'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! * \+ U7 t/ t( D' i/ ?
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'' ?+ F2 ~7 s1 H: E$ m
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