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2 J) q" N+ [# LA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a2 u N! ~) V5 p$ u# T' b! I& O
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.: b& a6 F" J1 X9 [# V
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8 Z+ x2 {) x5 D# f- \& v8 T( R6 YWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.7 L) K6 v* P ?1 O" u! p5 l" k
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5 ^% T8 q5 H5 f Y7 S1 @The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.; L) k( T8 u3 h% v5 n4 \
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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' w$ x i8 p6 k" z9 j8 Y- G The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.8 x8 L) m; H5 K
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'8 E6 p8 D D( y
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( @! P' _& {5 A/ W( G! iThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'/ \3 B' W( i( W$ T# d' u9 m8 V
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies." y1 J B+ i# ^/ j$ g* I2 ]9 v! A" y
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7 ] r. m! q0 R# [/ k'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! + j6 K- M8 p4 M
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'( `! D* C; j9 `# r/ i
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