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9 Z1 q+ H7 J0 ~8 Q) o3 L9 zA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.9 t5 d- d' h- Y
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' K5 R- V( c2 r1 _7 _! hThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a0 v8 r( R& Y, T1 K! x+ m$ j
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.9 j q; A( Y- Q1 m8 p& q
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% c4 V( n0 E" k7 j5 `2 tWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'. H% Q; e& a# y* a" p c0 X; ~
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
1 V2 ?. q+ R0 B; n3 f- I5 QThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.6 ~! d7 Q/ }: Q: M6 v M
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
" W8 p5 J/ p# n0 i% D: y$ V2 dThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?') H2 u" m" h. H( p! b, y! \3 X
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'% g5 D# f) N6 F* ^! q
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
1 _% {$ T% b J0 }: ~5 S% {Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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