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! z, F3 { b% u8 P, a" L% {A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.+ s; C+ v# P1 V
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, S# `7 E" l$ N' i3 n% {The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a$ |6 x- ^, m* V$ k7 K
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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$ ]+ `& L# ^- Z8 W; x/ p* JWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.9 k5 ~8 O+ n0 W: e9 n/ W. N: x, R
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'./ m/ U6 _6 p) L" _' D
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.+ {% \: M5 }- C) i2 d# m; L
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
+ s* I# f! m6 `& O; V8 PThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! : D8 X# U3 M$ S# m$ N( p6 C7 E
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'7 T7 Z- t& ~6 M* e: }1 n" o
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