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( ]* W S7 l$ w/ ~8 p2 d m, eA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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( X* ]3 [& M9 ~8 Y, _7 ^, tThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.0 x# a. b* h5 ^3 {+ Q
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.4 g% N) c) ~9 \# d/ I }0 t
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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# A7 k9 @& e9 v, R( {4 o( } The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.3 H4 K/ u3 K3 S. c: }* R( ]
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'0 i, o2 d: G, n7 m7 ?
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" j9 |1 B/ V/ uThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'4 W9 x6 t4 r Z1 F. B* m8 h9 y
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.) C: j+ y4 \4 ]7 v( j0 V7 @
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- t) C/ e- ~- C: t4 j. W. n'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ! B5 e$ \. j4 p4 g) b
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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