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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a1 {* ?; M9 E: v
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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9 \* l9 @( \6 U. z( mWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'., ~: E+ x r9 F3 G' H
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
2 M4 t$ _, B/ M8 j: x, [The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.( g6 I: J7 [/ v8 Q' w
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.1 G) ?2 J3 R+ b& v
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'+ @7 O e" X4 K% B t0 ?
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: K2 T/ O+ z& Q" p0 @'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.* W+ [8 t* M- r. `: l
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$ a2 @2 ~4 g G/ A% @/ o) K% R- J( h'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 0 N: D+ T: S5 d) y. E1 }, l1 \6 |
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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