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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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4 A" O- M, g8 Z* `, o) ~0 @/ W> HONEY,
' {& n6 a4 A ]6 o> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
: @5 i0 L. L) J> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.) ^9 f) L* |/ u" g: P2 R+ o
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1 x/ h J, K! c7 r0 B' ]> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
) C7 h; u1 n7 F2 L$ m> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
' V& O; h; d1 t( P, I. P> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE6 W; j3 |4 f: j! y
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?8 ~* o1 |8 Q0 N" a- C) H
> I DON'T THINK SO. Q& [! W9 W. ~% s' g/ p8 G5 \
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> FINE,5 Y3 l' m# }2 V2 M; c8 _$ z
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& t% f7 P0 g8 ~/ t- j> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,6 u4 v% _) |/ o0 Q- M% n
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?% h, o4 }+ X L1 Q0 V; G( O+ G
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT7 c3 ^/ Z; Y( C O8 E+ G; r, E) `
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% ^8 Z5 Y# n" M9 }$ ?$ X) W2 w> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,7 b+ Y! @0 r2 G; w/ S5 Z h
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?; \6 [ {1 |5 ?, A
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS) G) N& ~0 A D1 W+ x
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS8 O0 J L- T5 Y, T8 K: B" E
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?& v# d+ I/ g0 D+ Q& d) W. L
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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4 }" V1 ~# _& b% D> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T# |: a& M% l" m, p# ^+ D
> WANT TO FIX STEPS/ W5 [! k( `( o- S+ ^' W6 f
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE/ @. ~$ l0 Y: u+ i+ l# m1 s, U; s
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?- D- E: p) n3 f+ C U. s
> I DON'T THINK SO' a6 i/ N9 [6 Z8 i
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
9 E5 Y4 B( j% R; K> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
& P- T y. P/ f2 k, U1 X> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................: B5 r3 A n4 |( R( }" _0 b
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) _. ^: I$ c/ S7 i: K% g> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
7 {2 [/ N6 t& F" X3 X9 `> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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' M% s3 R5 k3 c% ?# L> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES4 j- Z- P: a+ U6 R1 C2 o f- ]
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.& t3 _4 E* @! ~0 C$ r# k# {# X. P
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]; Z6 t! \+ R- m; I; f, M1 h> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE7 G' q2 A8 |% Q, |: h5 u# Y
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES$ i0 ~1 J, {+ R# T7 I' B& C8 V! Y
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
. {% I5 V( n+ X) B> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
2 `' u% `% j$ x0 w$ g0 ^9 \5 _> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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9 w& s2 |* v3 f( `- H' x! K> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME6 \: a8 o9 n5 F8 k6 K- f
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
* C9 W1 @! I4 F8 w+ a- y> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER! M l) r2 i! d( @+ w' ~
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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3 |* m7 D C7 L- j# n( m> HE SAID,
) j N5 X, l9 p2 p2 \8 }> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?, ?7 S$ G, Q2 m$ G; w* V, P. e
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# ^: X) F6 S- @> SHE REPLIED,; r9 T" X! V ~. S. K/ f, D4 {
> HELLOOOOO..1 p5 F7 A# Z$ U! J4 q' B& x" b8 v
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN; q6 S2 H3 G( P- s* l6 l
> ON MY FOREHEAD?$ _6 x* T* W* w! i$ T3 g W* i
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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