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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
/ u9 g1 a& ] Q8 }5 e> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,) |+ m3 P: U: X$ {0 _
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4 Y5 h, a+ m. \> HONEY,& [+ D- i% C# {, t" _
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?, }- Y- H; x5 ?$ h/ }, W0 H. J* T
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,; h" P& o2 D) E/ }+ q7 I
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? v$ t) K+ N* f6 c- P3 _
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
5 w2 f" T5 x5 x# C> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
. o1 \* f8 Q+ q( k5 H9 L> I DON'T THINK SO.1 j6 F. J2 s# y9 k1 b* C
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, |" u4 V- `6 ]: ^+ f> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,/ `1 V0 ^' O# s! N
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?1 S$ P1 f$ F' n/ k
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,: ?1 B) z3 y- ]9 M
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?9 z8 @6 r. y# b, d
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE% K9 n! G/ `# J
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
! h2 w" s( K" [: A8 {! K1 s9 L& Z> I DON'T THINK SO% {3 |* T6 |0 R% N0 F* m$ J# L9 R
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
" c6 \3 ~' }. W4 r$ F. Q T! i8 ~ R* z> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS3 ]: [- t* H! s# m& d
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
6 O( ?- u7 h, y( R" L% K" t> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK- R) J0 p) |" s0 ]& k, I* z
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9 n$ v# t6 T: G3 d$ `+ S7 X> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
/ ~2 N5 r2 q+ S5 o' {; P> WANT TO FIX STEPS% r, L* |" d& P$ t
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE' a5 j: H) M3 @* O& l9 s0 v3 |
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?' ~# K/ f( S# m+ v
> I DON'T THINK SO
3 m( p- U A, |, `- h! `/ s/ |> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.) \1 a4 a$ h* A, r' f, {6 G
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!8 ~' N& I) c9 [
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9 y3 y" g; |7 K0 A4 A' E* n4 _6 Q> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
& Y) Q9 q0 b$ h; {* g. k> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................' i1 R% T5 h" m5 i
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
1 M8 v- g U! b> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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9 [. w0 u! L4 S' C> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES6 \1 R' k, ~7 E/ |0 {
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE6 I* R; Z G5 n* C, u1 A
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING, _5 P1 t7 E8 D5 A$ |; U) L, p
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( k1 Y: e( A0 b0 d. k; ~% L> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
& y1 s: K) \; Y9 X5 k> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.. s( T1 k/ E. f
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
' }" |+ N: W$ e: ], h3 [" }> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
# @- v: h# {& r3 R6 ^9 Q> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.7 z- X& w, f: E/ D, w, j3 d
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9 |2 W, s" h* R, Z( g( ~. U6 E> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
5 h6 y, v8 s, C2 ^5 Q6 A> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.' I2 j' I: F L
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND8 M) a8 j3 n+ \( _% H9 j
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER, F0 f' N9 b& X) @' D2 t
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.6 s% F0 }4 S" Y! j* ]
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> HE SAID,
( V% \8 }9 o8 F9 u7 a* f> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?! P: W* u2 O8 P7 E8 `1 ]$ t
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> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN3 J1 ?7 T* L% W
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
* \1 Q4 c# c) G4 I5 f> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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