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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A" u# w2 ^. k2 i/ s8 Y# I9 L! E7 J- ^
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,# W; ?( `5 b' e! M: R
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> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
; o# R" w) w# I# w$ E e0 P> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW." X6 u/ ]7 J( _ l5 J7 R' Z, }
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: u `3 p4 i* _4 e/ T% B- B& C- `1 X> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,5 Z" J6 o- U$ I, H2 {" S, }. e7 A
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?: I9 r" `! v" [8 V
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE# U( H" {* Z( y
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?( P4 i& o4 S& a1 l/ o; V) H
> I DON'T THINK SO.) _3 a0 ]- b% k/ T' s
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
$ H! G/ p% M* M/ ?) p> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? K* Y' g2 @! }' j0 S. r3 Q3 H) A
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT* t7 f, E D/ a2 N, V
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,# C+ `9 s6 v8 t; Z
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
- L) Y. V- C" X5 r> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE s- _4 m: M; K% X2 [; \
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?+ \3 `! T, J5 q$ G7 a0 B" J( x8 s* T4 b
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS d0 V. S+ S3 b
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS: I) }9 a' I9 U; G
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?- M- J G4 ?& w
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK7 s# m: T6 d+ h
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6 M k1 E( w4 f/ @7 u8 m" H5 a> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T2 A* J( W8 s5 d! z
> WANT TO FIX STEPS; G# L6 T( t' T' W- F8 }! ]
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
" H+ ~4 q' N; d+ u) g> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
' Q: `9 g# M: w' N1 I: R> I DON'T THINK SO
- S" H. @' O$ y W# a> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.2 U' R u* w/ N+ d
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
2 }' H, F" J9 ^( x> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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9 L5 J6 S$ C0 N1 \/ @> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
/ Q6 N! c" Z7 e* T* c3 T& N6 T4 g> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES) r" J! S( i7 \; x3 B
> TO GO HOME8 e' D N+ p. [* v J0 V+ d5 s
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
) M" o' z+ V1 D' p> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.* h8 [8 R6 M# q z
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8 N4 ?- m! b4 B/ Z. L+ l5 p( M> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE: l8 L# C9 s: o. V9 ^# _
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING- }* r: T$ T7 \& L5 K
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
5 J q) V5 _/ s/ K: V: V> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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* c9 K0 ~* Z3 a> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
5 a2 U& j: k" W9 W0 q7 ?> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
, i/ t l, C9 `' {0 e' L w$ f> OUTSIDE AND CRIED." ]' w+ V" i0 o; h$ I
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME; q) I% j5 e/ L9 f! u* p6 B
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.) U9 k# [! D! x. @1 O2 P M
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% g' y. Z+ w& \) |7 H> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
9 b. C% {7 \% S1 z8 J> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER; W; u7 F$ J1 j! [7 \8 f- ?
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.0 Z m: D4 a7 z" }: I. `# K! p
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8 ^1 K/ @: r8 [" O* }/ s0 @- Y8 ~> HE SAID,9 j$ ~( I" Q6 V) u6 L! H+ P1 ~
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?; j# a; K Q5 ?1 |" m- C9 X. J
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1 h- J2 N" T1 U" Q6 E! v" a9 g> SHE REPLIED,
! @8 A- k& F9 M b K+ \> HELLOOOOO..$ r; X: ?3 I3 {- r: J5 ^( V
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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