Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
/ B0 Y5 Q) u  k# h5 S3 J' o  T> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>
> HONEY,
1 A# b' c% t9 p1 P> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
6 [3 @6 F3 G% k, }> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
>
3 g" i: i( F' T9 d6 u2 n3 Y2 z5 O( z> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
- M. i  K7 C' }8 ]> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
7 Q9 G/ C; S" @7 q. X& |) q> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
8 a5 B  e2 M3 a* P: h* y) Y/ z> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
' s' w, x, I4 M> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
>
  ]& I9 ~: y# L8 Y" t> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
: X8 ~) o4 O. b> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
5 P$ i3 \- Q, D$ E> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
  K8 w, d" W' W: y( m3 f! n> I DON'T THINK SO
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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5 o7 z  O0 ^: h; o% }> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
% I4 `, F: F7 r+ E> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
> TO GO HOME
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: v4 J: Q2 Y  \. O; g6 ]/ l> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
( X. }  X- u" U6 ^> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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$ W- t0 |/ ], G> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
3 Y' ^, H/ m; V0 @> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
8 x, _, C' }# H8 n> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
" i& n1 u& R% ^; C> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
0 M/ ~( G3 |6 z; _6 K6 v> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
0 S$ a/ k( r) n. U$ ]% |  t> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
' C/ [" i( O  e> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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- @- e. C5 @6 A* \> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
; v2 [* W7 N' S0 k1 Q> SHE REPLIED,
> HELLOOOOO..
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.