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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,
$ o( q0 J6 S& z% Y6 U4 R) n; K: s> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
% d# K9 j" s6 ~$ _) P5 U> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.+ {6 e4 `7 R( B# X
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+ o+ C; h0 D. K% I r> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
5 w9 W' Y" G/ }( j3 B> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?* q) {8 u/ V: L2 a: G9 T
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE8 L: q" M, X8 D: d
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
! V/ v, ~4 O. q/ }; y> I DON'T THINK SO.6 p: v/ [* a( o" W2 l
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
- n8 a C( ^7 J: y V! D' D% J> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?# H5 C4 X0 N% x
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT) y$ V) Q( |0 }+ @- [
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) _7 N) l, |& R0 x: \> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
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> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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! K, v+ K5 @5 `/ W- _" s1 W> I DON'T THINK SO- l" [2 E) u8 x& Z: p! ?, q9 U
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
" W9 y% a/ f3 _& F6 g+ p> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS# X( M& h* m! m1 d- |2 K8 h7 y t! ]# L6 g
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?6 L5 _' z1 o; G3 [
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK( ?6 A# d0 n! h7 ~% n
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
Z0 z# L* P7 ~) P* C> WANT TO FIX STEPS
$ x0 \. h! v3 t> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!6 B2 j) o. l' X2 p: t
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0 W9 N' w1 r% r5 g> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
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> TO GO HOME
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( t* Y. R' C* Y0 n! R> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES' I# {* P2 m& `2 F9 T2 R
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.. `2 @. @& o' a) p
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.2 G) ^7 w( y3 ?2 o
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# J% y2 q2 N0 _4 n# P8 \> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?8 f- S" _: _6 p
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT, N1 q' y# f+ R" p) }
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.- c4 C, _ u0 s3 ]
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: h6 E1 ?0 r" n; i" q0 ^> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME( g# G1 q) S3 Z) A7 Q. l
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.5 `) W) Z8 d0 Z k, V
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND$ _/ Q6 t# ^) n" R0 E7 L
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER0 A& L% V+ R' W6 k
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.9 z+ F! u5 r+ Q1 u$ [) b5 Q) A
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> HE SAID,
' L0 K# {, k3 w* z> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?8 Q* \" G1 F% p" d5 f9 W2 J J
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> SHE REPLIED,
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& T. ~- y8 K: T( ?+ z7 H' G> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN7 v& ?- M9 {! {1 e, |# a% D# x
> ON MY FOREHEAD?' ]8 f) y! ]7 S- S' v
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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