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黄西在David Letterman Show上的台词[英文]

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发表于 2009-5-5 20:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Hi everybody. So... I'm Irish. I read a report recently that a man reaches his sexual peak at age 18 but I didn't know this... until I was twenty five. So the world will never know what a stud I was. No one took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe.
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I'm not good at sports, but I love parallel parking... because unlike sports, when you are parallel parking, the worse you are, the more people that are rooting for you.9 w* t! X* m* w$ K3 w5 u
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I'm an immigrant and I used to drive an old car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impossible to peel off. And one of them said, "if you don't speak English, go home!" I didn't notice it for two years.: x* ^' ?. U1 H% k% b6 C& h

4 c5 @7 Q/ F* l; I; v) ?I worked really hard to become a U.S. citizen and I have to take these American History lessons where they asked us questions like:. N0 W" I, ^* d2 i: o7 X  d
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"Who's Benjamin Franklin?"  o8 d7 p9 a) X1 D7 J
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I was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?, P7 x6 u- D( d$ w$ _9 t) X
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And the second one was:3 [5 S! ^; t" d) [, Q
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"What's the 2nd Amendment?"
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0 Y3 U$ Z; d4 `8 X3 mI was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?1 D& x, p5 y5 I
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"What is Roe vs. Wade?"
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2 T1 V6 ?# p) o, tI was like ahh... Two ways of coming to the United States?
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  S; K! H9 `. s" [% aI have a family now, but I used to be scared of marriage. I was like wow... 50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever!
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I just had my first child last year. I was really amazed at it. I was in the delivery room, holding up my son, thinking to myself, "Wow... He was just born... And he's already a U.S citizen."
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So I said to him, "DO you even know who is Benjamin Franklin?"! Z6 u+ {; M2 m: p5 h& P; F9 ^

' t9 J) l6 H9 s- hNow I have a sign in my car that says ”Baby On board.”) ]6 `/ X0 X$ q# ~+ z/ V

% j: i- l! s7 b( D/ qThis sign is basically a threat. It just says that I have a screaming baby and a nagging wife and that I am not afraid of dying anymore.
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Thank you very much!$ ?, {* Y# d, S) K. i- D/ O& m

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Implicit explanations to audience with culture difference:+ b. [$ y$ y, \5 l, E
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1. Ben Franklin's picture is on the US $100 bill.* g7 B. u0 o9 Y  P. {3 \' A* T/ A* g

# \5 t/ F; P3 \% p' M8 R2. Second Amendment refers to the US Constitution for the right to keep and bear arms.
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& u6 D2 [2 c- t/ @: T, Q. W"Roe vs. Wade" is a famous court case that you'll learn about in history class that deals with abortion.6 e, k7 C: k5 S8 `! w* u
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Joe Wong used this case in a form of a question: What is Roe vs. Wade? To which he cleverly delivered the punchline "Two ways of coming to the United States".
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Roe is used as a play on words to describe "row", as in using a boat to "row" to the US.& I- [8 U8 r0 i6 a. n% |- i0 u

0 i' c/ w5 Y  I; L: `6 d" r- `, nThe denotation of wade was used, the definition meaning "to walk in water".
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发表于 2009-5-5 21:39 | 显示全部楼层
the first passage is funny. I did not fully comprehend the humor until I looked for the exact meaning of stud, which means: $ u' {0 ?' q+ v9 L
a young man, esp one who is thought to be very active sexually and is regarded as a good sexual partner 小伙子(尤指性慾旺盛堪为性伴侣的).
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发表于 2009-5-5 22:28 | 显示全部楼层
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SHARING. IT IS REALLY USEFUL. JOE WANG IS A FUNNY GUY AND HAS ACHIEVED AMAZING ACHIEVEMNET.
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发表于 2009-5-6 06:55 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2009-5-6 08:35 | 显示全部楼层
this guy is really cool.
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发表于 2009-5-6 09:12 | 显示全部楼层
50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever。
5 I% l5 {" X: h2 p怎么理解?6 m2 {' F( R5 ^+ C3 R/ S& b: _
50%的婚姻最终走向永恒?
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发表于 2009-5-6 09:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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5 |% q; W/ G* A不离婚,白头到老
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发表于 2009-5-6 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever。- n% C* H( O: h1 K
怎么理解?& R: ~) N; _* Q% |- j5 v3 s( |
50%的婚姻最终走向永恒?
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我觉得JOE的意思可能是不离婚的比例这么高,(因为他害怕婚姻)可能他离不了婚吧。
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发表于 2009-5-6 11:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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4 c! C/ z% C: x我觉得他的意思是离婚率太高了。
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发表于 2009-5-7 19:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
同意朝阳的意见。原来没有认真看,觉着就是离婚率太高了。但是这样就没有什么幽默了,好玩的对方可能是为了迎合一些不爱结婚的美国人。从一而终对一些年轻人是来讲,不一定是梦想,却有可能是噩梦
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发表于 2009-5-8 12:12 | 显示全部楼层
表情僵硬。看第一遍没觉的,越看越觉的离专业演员差好大一截。
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发表于 2009-5-8 21:06 | 显示全部楼层
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