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黄西在David Letterman Show上的台词[英文]

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发表于 2009-5-5 20:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Hi everybody. So... I'm Irish. I read a report recently that a man reaches his sexual peak at age 18 but I didn't know this... until I was twenty five. So the world will never know what a stud I was. No one took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe.
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9 U% `) m& o5 y! U" n. b; U  EI'm an immigrant and I used to drive an old car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impossible to peel off. And one of them said, "if you don't speak English, go home!" I didn't notice it for two years.2 {$ n; q+ G6 M8 |

, W& Q0 k  x2 H7 n; VI worked really hard to become a U.S. citizen and I have to take these American History lessons where they asked us questions like:* V' S, C8 O# v& y

0 b9 R# M2 n# j2 n4 @* w# P"Who's Benjamin Franklin?"
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1 w) ]. n! m5 t/ vI was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?
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And the second one was:8 V5 O# X, U3 R7 ^/ Y0 Q
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"What's the 2nd Amendment?"
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I was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?
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"What is Roe vs. Wade?"
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I was like ahh... Two ways of coming to the United States?
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  A% X% s! a' V; A- {. g. e, ~* H( `I have a family now, but I used to be scared of marriage. I was like wow... 50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever!: l0 G9 s0 Z8 H! Q

1 I2 ]5 W- s, T% F  ]I just had my first child last year. I was really amazed at it. I was in the delivery room, holding up my son, thinking to myself, "Wow... He was just born... And he's already a U.S citizen."
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. g) O3 k0 H) ^. `So I said to him, "DO you even know who is Benjamin Franklin?"+ x& U* f+ Z0 {0 y6 L6 B, D
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Now I have a sign in my car that says ”Baby On board.”
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This sign is basically a threat. It just says that I have a screaming baby and a nagging wife and that I am not afraid of dying anymore.8 a* |# R' c8 `' O

+ S3 O% ^8 ^$ v0 o* [/ C6 xThank you very much!- ^+ M: V* L2 s7 P; x: m) h/ h
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% s9 d- w- j  N+ K" _, l2 b- C  GImplicit explanations to audience with culture difference:
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1. Ben Franklin's picture is on the US $100 bill.% |  r, m- T. V) ^

' P0 ~9 l. m2 |2 r6 x& Z( m1 Z0 v2. Second Amendment refers to the US Constitution for the right to keep and bear arms.! y) N. V, s, `; w* p

! r( C9 @* ^  ?/ k8 A0 _"Roe vs. Wade" is a famous court case that you'll learn about in history class that deals with abortion.
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Joe Wong used this case in a form of a question: What is Roe vs. Wade? To which he cleverly delivered the punchline "Two ways of coming to the United States".
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Roe is used as a play on words to describe "row", as in using a boat to "row" to the US.
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  Q2 b1 V1 e5 M0 i, p6 F1 r& @The denotation of wade was used, the definition meaning "to walk in water".
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发表于 2009-5-5 21:39 | 显示全部楼层
the first passage is funny. I did not fully comprehend the humor until I looked for the exact meaning of stud, which means:
0 o8 \3 T, B' ]: ^' c$ Ra young man, esp one who is thought to be very active sexually and is regarded as a good sexual partner 小伙子(尤指性慾旺盛堪为性伴侣的).
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发表于 2009-5-5 22:28 | 显示全部楼层
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SHARING. IT IS REALLY USEFUL. JOE WANG IS A FUNNY GUY AND HAS ACHIEVED AMAZING ACHIEVEMNET.
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发表于 2009-5-6 06:55 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2009-5-6 08:35 | 显示全部楼层
this guy is really cool.
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发表于 2009-5-6 09:12 | 显示全部楼层
50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever。
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50%的婚姻最终走向永恒?
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发表于 2009-5-6 09:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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' M' ]7 Z2 Q$ g* z1 j不离婚,白头到老
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发表于 2009-5-6 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever。" \* m/ R, a$ l# w  t
怎么理解?. d1 b) ?7 u; I* ~% F% x: m% O; ]
50%的婚姻最终走向永恒?
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; S9 g1 {9 ~% |* e我觉得JOE的意思可能是不离婚的比例这么高,(因为他害怕婚姻)可能他离不了婚吧。
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发表于 2009-5-6 11:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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我觉得他的意思是离婚率太高了。
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发表于 2009-5-7 19:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
同意朝阳的意见。原来没有认真看,觉着就是离婚率太高了。但是这样就没有什么幽默了,好玩的对方可能是为了迎合一些不爱结婚的美国人。从一而终对一些年轻人是来讲,不一定是梦想,却有可能是噩梦
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发表于 2009-5-8 12:12 | 显示全部楼层
表情僵硬。看第一遍没觉的,越看越觉的离专业演员差好大一截。
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发表于 2009-5-8 21:06 | 显示全部楼层
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