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黄西在David Letterman Show上的台词[英文]

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发表于 2009-5-5 20:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Hi everybody. So... I'm Irish. I read a report recently that a man reaches his sexual peak at age 18 but I didn't know this... until I was twenty five. So the world will never know what a stud I was. No one took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe.# O* Z6 c4 {0 m4 J) q
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I'm not good at sports, but I love parallel parking... because unlike sports, when you are parallel parking, the worse you are, the more people that are rooting for you.
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I'm an immigrant and I used to drive an old car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impossible to peel off. And one of them said, "if you don't speak English, go home!" I didn't notice it for two years.
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I worked really hard to become a U.S. citizen and I have to take these American History lessons where they asked us questions like:* I# O! t7 B8 [7 `6 L
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0 a6 R% F4 k  d2 j, U' |0 MI was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?
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And the second one was:' H) k! H2 _& o8 b  o5 `; X
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"What's the 2nd Amendment?"
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I was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?: m2 j1 p3 R' X8 ?- u% k2 {6 y2 A

& [! h$ Z7 v0 ]2 H( a8 `"What is Roe vs. Wade?"
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2 ]$ C7 `; a- J" h$ d) X+ JI was like ahh... Two ways of coming to the United States?3 y" H$ e/ G7 O: O

( }* L; {0 I7 J$ S0 @I have a family now, but I used to be scared of marriage. I was like wow... 50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever!
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& g; j' d% r8 A; w! N$ H( FI just had my first child last year. I was really amazed at it. I was in the delivery room, holding up my son, thinking to myself, "Wow... He was just born... And he's already a U.S citizen."; m1 g) J' I2 Q5 r$ e

9 L) H7 s* j6 g3 ]1 Z: m3 _  M+ C8 ISo I said to him, "DO you even know who is Benjamin Franklin?"3 w! Z; Y: T' i1 U1 Y7 _0 d. L
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Now I have a sign in my car that says ”Baby On board.”
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This sign is basically a threat. It just says that I have a screaming baby and a nagging wife and that I am not afraid of dying anymore.) X7 K7 n2 p1 L
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Thank you very much!3 h( ?$ \- b. G; o

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Implicit explanations to audience with culture difference:+ m. q( ~$ B3 S6 g1 i9 S. V
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1. Ben Franklin's picture is on the US $100 bill.6 ~" ?2 G2 M/ n, \* w% U9 f5 w

8 t  Z% q6 M" }' U2. Second Amendment refers to the US Constitution for the right to keep and bear arms.
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% |' x1 Y, s  z; i# C- f# ]9 P"Roe vs. Wade" is a famous court case that you'll learn about in history class that deals with abortion.2 Y! `& v0 r! s- Y1 l
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Joe Wong used this case in a form of a question: What is Roe vs. Wade? To which he cleverly delivered the punchline "Two ways of coming to the United States".
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Roe is used as a play on words to describe "row", as in using a boat to "row" to the US., m6 t$ m' q$ i

% k, v) Q6 Q& q! I, A: KThe denotation of wade was used, the definition meaning "to walk in water".
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发表于 2009-5-5 21:39 | 显示全部楼层
the first passage is funny. I did not fully comprehend the humor until I looked for the exact meaning of stud, which means:
, z6 L  y7 @/ `. ^a young man, esp one who is thought to be very active sexually and is regarded as a good sexual partner 小伙子(尤指性慾旺盛堪为性伴侣的).
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发表于 2009-5-5 22:28 | 显示全部楼层
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SHARING. IT IS REALLY USEFUL. JOE WANG IS A FUNNY GUY AND HAS ACHIEVED AMAZING ACHIEVEMNET.
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发表于 2009-5-6 06:55 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2009-5-6 08:35 | 显示全部楼层
this guy is really cool.
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发表于 2009-5-6 09:12 | 显示全部楼层
50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever。
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50%的婚姻最终走向永恒?
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发表于 2009-5-6 09:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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不离婚,白头到老
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发表于 2009-5-6 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever。4 Q- y" \& L& e- [0 v- C
怎么理解?
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cyz0116 发表于 2009-5-6 10:12
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/ K  V% u% T* n3 m' T2 A  k我觉得JOE的意思可能是不离婚的比例这么高,(因为他害怕婚姻)可能他离不了婚吧。
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发表于 2009-5-6 11:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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我觉得他的意思是离婚率太高了。
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发表于 2009-5-7 19:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
同意朝阳的意见。原来没有认真看,觉着就是离婚率太高了。但是这样就没有什么幽默了,好玩的对方可能是为了迎合一些不爱结婚的美国人。从一而终对一些年轻人是来讲,不一定是梦想,却有可能是噩梦
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发表于 2009-5-8 12:12 | 显示全部楼层
表情僵硬。看第一遍没觉的,越看越觉的离专业演员差好大一截。
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发表于 2009-5-8 21:06 | 显示全部楼层
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