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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
3 m; }) w+ M+ B) f3 F, l' N" uI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
1 |2 t' U0 R5 Z" W6 s: k4 m7 F7 N- ~They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
2 p2 U4 P: b' t3 nWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
2 Z; b* k6 r* I- h( n0 Lthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for' T2 v& F+ j2 K0 U; p2 v: L5 w
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
# c0 ^" S. p: n/ E5 `3 \7 Swords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
7 ?$ m3 E. S, ~% N0 S A) yThere are some people that are not into all the words.
) H3 B5 V3 z# ~3 b7 E1 ]' e, IThere are some that would have you not use certain words.) N/ V z" M) F
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
+ v7 ~& a) X- }4 y- vof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is." r- q# j- r N
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
" D, \& H( t l7 _- w, B! j# M2 Jto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
9 |1 S% e( O1 ]# W+ ZBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
. ^2 ^) b1 t9 q# K8 _6 i$ J+ x"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,2 } E: k) Q& Q$ U
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
6 M. L \0 Z# S% i"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 f/ \: v& d& jThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,- z/ b) G" J7 T* C
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
. A) v6 W/ |6 R; q* {- U"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 ~% t6 H' [. {7 q
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly/ I' K: C' }. F ^* t+ U' x" c
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
$ }1 a# B; R( \. nman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a* E, X1 y0 w5 x2 D1 U! P1 o
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist1 S) Z1 C9 l4 }% m: L$ C3 {
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,4 t- \2 r A; E) `
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
3 N8 S# r0 ?. c) l% T2 rOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
) h* m5 d/ A' Enot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,* B8 X. P$ g; k& ]9 y
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
$ s; Z6 l9 A6 [' l# Wcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why. O& f1 P! {( G/ ^
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and# }+ A F( C; V) e
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on2 i: m$ P! v* ~6 w. c5 o- g
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling." f- w, L1 O! o- R: ?' {
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend; s8 n u3 K+ i: r1 t3 |; D& Q8 }# u
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at3 O* `- I+ S3 Z+ q
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
9 Q! r% \( U% F1 mIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the- {& }- ]$ G7 w z
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go' }1 V }$ P5 o% I2 ]$ z; H
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that n" ~" j& {0 y. y8 W9 ^7 G
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were# F) D/ o2 i# U3 Z5 N `
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I; X/ ?3 S! ~% H2 t( e: w
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such8 w& B7 @/ W9 l3 l; @9 A" F$ e
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."7 L$ f8 j2 B1 x
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
( V i% o. `# Caccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
4 Z `7 t n3 A# A4 xit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very! p% i( O/ ]1 N% |1 \; n
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
+ Q* A' ?$ T! ~) O0 ]) xhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
, S- ]1 c2 R+ s, \"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
! \8 b! d7 V7 b5 [6 C) b5 `4 ithan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is" e9 C Y9 C1 E/ a2 y Y9 C% _# q
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but' T6 j; p: l) ~% ?: @
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; k# S1 Z! q( Z1 P
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
+ q; i1 x4 s8 h, p7 L: r; c" U2 VSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."& S, H$ i3 Z9 k' k9 ?' \' t
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
1 y6 t" y" ~- v; JI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any: h- S' b4 J7 t2 v
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
, }+ ]- c# I% @/ Y/ ]) F4 P$ hclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
" h' v- F. R# s0 Xand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.- ?- m* S( U; t
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
8 d3 ?, T- U1 O1 V; ?2 URemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock4 f! u/ W: w {' X
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
$ }1 k4 P' @3 @/ D4 Y- Y# Q6 nthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for! x4 [' {: r! Z2 L9 {
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't+ G5 l/ l7 S, `& C
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding# K) T; I0 {( F, m( X+ {' e
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
4 @ Y. u: h4 k; r% [- _1 T( R0 Sgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You: B9 F% s, ^& I4 ~9 o
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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