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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.6 a/ c; A* s7 m# {8 Z( q' t+ s
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
5 [- B) h' |+ A4 I6 i! VThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.6 s# n4 s+ O$ B: L; T
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
* x2 Q9 d8 c8 |( I0 Athen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
8 f! G. T- L& }; |that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
4 k G: Z" P& U) Hwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.0 t6 E: `+ d3 t2 q3 v2 H; h1 M" }
There are some people that are not into all the words.4 Z8 K% f! w/ _8 H/ U8 v
There are some that would have you not use certain words.( C% E! c" _9 y* w. n1 k
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 79 ~1 n# N8 ~$ X, J$ J+ e" v$ ?
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 Y0 p% M7 e( e# r: {$ |, c# L399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous$ r3 x- f/ n3 n8 p# Y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,! d5 `' ^0 f+ B1 h B# l u: a2 w
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?: U/ x& ^* \$ E& t# P# L
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,! j5 f9 P% w) ]) r$ w9 n+ v& a
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?2 O4 t3 @+ B/ H/ j& @
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& D& U$ e9 W r" N! V- D' hThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,, {% }) M) b% f, r7 ]
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.5 u* m! h4 R- M4 n& z
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits". n5 L- C8 J S& L$ c% g1 i
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 x, G$ x2 {5 E' M8 d( b+ O O i* v. Qsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
3 T- M6 e% l# D1 P L- z; Eman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a }9 c# O4 i* C3 o- T; h# i
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist" t5 `! ^0 [ L9 H
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
- m' a p1 x3 \) e+ l# p0 sPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just2 N" T; v6 f. _! K5 @) S4 a) ?" K
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
& N$ u( x" q2 n, B( ^; s Fnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
& K' V( P- j+ T8 @) @but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
# \ Y/ \6 G2 Dcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
0 P* Y" w: j3 T1 g+ _$ R1 nsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
3 G3 [" {1 t! v$ JMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
7 L5 H" \$ q [7 qthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
. C2 Z8 s, U, m, i8 j' f/ n" CI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend i8 c% e1 I2 s# J. X
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
0 H) h* u+ d7 T \. myou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
; \% }' Z7 _/ ^) {3 u8 x- d& P: GIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the/ f: v& W' ?% H
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go8 a0 ^" s7 g! E2 g* G
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
: W- \9 |/ \8 N- z Q( ~Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
- w& C: s4 W) v8 g3 U6 Vcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I, B- X6 V( X: K, I0 D! ?6 h2 e; C
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
( y# c$ w7 l" X5 pstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
( l' u6 d9 R- t5 qAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more. H- o, \. L5 g0 ~. M5 _' T _
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
P6 x9 a, w' K* ]8 Nit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very$ x7 i, O. ~& M0 A7 E( ?. E4 l8 i1 Y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
5 a+ a8 s' U+ I: C8 l0 u) i7 Zhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said, J6 z# h/ o- ~, V
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
$ J$ M( O. f& Y( Athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is2 l8 b$ ~' O }3 j* V1 ?7 h
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
7 G/ X S# K: NI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
. Y$ D# t: e, M2 J- ~, e; Nthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,6 ~+ L+ }0 `3 v$ f) O! l
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."3 P( P6 ~ z6 w) R
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
5 J) ` |; ?2 Y, L5 L) j4 hI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
( i! O" o8 g7 Gcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
0 f" b, s* H) N1 ]" aclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,( `& e! E# v; Z" S0 I2 g
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.' l+ p: ^. [2 S' j0 H
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
6 w! W" `; @6 F& F, N& iRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
3 n5 v7 L6 p H6 pCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
. ~1 U7 M" d: p1 W ~the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for+ P& X' s6 A/ R$ q
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't* O7 H3 x* G1 k7 P0 Q
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
5 f5 j5 [( U5 Pthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that$ N4 h2 U# c$ N
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
) _( u$ Q2 v+ N( l/ q9 |6 Ucan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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