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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
9 R3 o w: ^2 N: D% D6 k5 gI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
/ ^- U2 z# E. x- i& I3 _They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion." A/ p. b% E' ?+ @ X- j8 o8 ~
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( ]$ A' B% z1 dthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for" N" f4 q7 I! \
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
8 ?. D- \2 Y0 e. W/ mwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.6 K. _; a2 N4 V
There are some people that are not into all the words.
/ w8 S4 C- _2 _) ^" S' J3 x* xThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
) b* ~9 x/ p2 o* f& o0 i& m' yThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
1 C1 i! v$ ^7 Gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
; I7 C& _' M8 ]$ D V: g399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 x8 R7 D4 X2 B7 W( N% E0 ]' ^
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
4 L" u) e8 t# P' v8 D4 E% CBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
$ r2 }! K6 L' u/ ~% p. \"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,% K$ @( O( Z* l3 N
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
! T( A( c/ x. O1 h; [. J. J"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" C0 S8 p& X$ K5 w" AThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
0 F: f% f* Z. ~2 y) Ecurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
$ S) z$ [1 p' ~' m"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
2 s p# m# K) a4 p/ EWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
& n& Z' A4 Z) |/ @/ ^sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
* b2 |* B$ @- T( d: x6 Gman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a/ d3 [& F" e- b# `; J7 f( n
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
6 w N9 j# d( G2 Z+ Xsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
6 Y6 b* x5 U. w3 W4 QPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just7 p( G" v/ L) i
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
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but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not% N' `- ?5 T* q9 S4 W4 j5 e2 |
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why9 W% m6 t8 G ^8 J
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
5 n- c2 a1 Q9 SMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
) \) \: {& _: i% Tthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
6 i& U f4 w2 k* o! QI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
$ B$ c4 M. i+ @# zwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
5 s' }9 ]; T' l4 Myou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
9 P) y3 c# m$ n( r. T0 ]8 i- i& qIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the( F! w* P. K# f2 Y* y7 y7 M* s: T
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
% ?7 Q3 w5 v3 ?: Gtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that2 i4 A9 P( W/ o- \! G
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
( n* }+ W q# t# U% J$ ?certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I) s: f& _% R1 o+ _
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such* j. d. n# P9 e# z! g
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
4 v, T: P" ^ G! _And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more5 N$ o8 S' x" I; n- z; r
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
5 }9 s9 R* l8 q5 _) c, s2 e% @it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very4 u; F& M7 z. E* V- Y6 E
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
/ X$ N$ C8 F$ ahurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,! N1 `% B* _1 l5 E4 Z6 d' k+ W- ]
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ J8 C& u$ k; i. `2 t2 f5 u1 f6 rthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
3 B: ?- w- Z* s; Y S Qa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but& Z9 n0 p, O; p7 x
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
& S' |9 y& s W7 U- Lthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,- Q' i1 v6 C; p' ^! `, ?
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
# ?) D5 l6 D* `: Q+ s4 fSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
+ I% J# F1 l, |) J1 O9 VI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 `7 A2 a7 B1 V% o& ?4 pcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
$ f# Y. j @- W6 h. R* Sclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,9 O" Q/ _: l* K+ D4 s6 B
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
% o/ d `% V/ Y, Z2 xBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words. u$ R1 S% t' x" Q
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
0 A! s; M0 q8 A5 W' iCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
; f6 Q3 V, k w9 o$ j$ {the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
* z M0 b5 L7 p5 oKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
/ N; j% e0 V' U# J6 I# Ksay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding/ `4 t Q, K$ f0 T. l
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
X3 Q/ _/ l' `3 ?7 R: N3 ?1 egoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
2 J4 u3 f; k/ ?( X" b1 lcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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