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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.4 d/ ]6 m! D9 w$ J) E- j0 }$ d
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
" i5 d/ v0 }4 Q# }I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
: U0 k. q5 `9 Z) k& VThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
6 ]9 U" ^# }4 m. ~8 U1 w. t( lWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid., J" V |# U7 W# n+ C* ?
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for' Z k- W# B. y% B8 r6 d- \, ]
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
! P9 b+ W$ u% K: z5 Nwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.$ F! |$ q% y" S' ^ b
There are some people that are not into all the words.7 ~; e& x% ]* U$ c
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
/ y* h$ A2 o' W; D5 YThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 79 F! y8 D8 D$ @2 Q N
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
. P2 w! C+ ~5 N4 S6 b+ [399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous6 p9 t- i3 q' [
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
% J b8 `. W4 k7 B0 b' WBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?' |5 ^6 t6 {; K, J' s5 m
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
( Y$ K$ A2 H7 t% Gand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
j9 l7 A% R0 I" V"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ ~8 q! V' k Y# ^; Q$ a. D4 SThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
& [* W8 n- [3 ^' ecurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.; {7 j7 Z6 u. s' j
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 R7 b, N1 Z) x8 e0 q8 Z, m9 [Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
E! K; ~+ I$ G, ssounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
' p3 r* I8 z1 {' e3 }man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a6 x3 b6 Q7 `, z( f: D
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist$ ~2 a' F7 P Q" M/ ]; g
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,+ K5 B* K# Y& p6 Y4 v m
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just* H# V" e7 Z* k* e
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
: g U e& ~: h3 \not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,2 v1 g) `8 Q' c" @: y: E2 [' n! b
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not0 V1 i" {8 v3 f- Q& [! h7 r
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
2 T+ i4 p( @/ R5 h* ~0 ~% |some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
3 e, O ?# B. ^0 x8 fMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on+ q, B0 i( K* z& B
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.7 D7 E( |7 a! x. A& B% j6 @
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend+ W, Y! B1 T0 \/ J' f9 M+ @
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at* }3 d4 R* B5 R8 {" j; ]
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."5 d- g& ~- |/ D; ^4 n# {; |" n
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the, i0 @( p) p1 _
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
+ ]4 i9 Y' [, u5 Q7 Htogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
! i" E; v, _; {; x# dPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were+ O' d R9 Q% R- e
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
% g) [ f& k' l# k% s8 `- Ddon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
1 s1 V. q& g; Q3 r( xstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.") X. \8 \: r5 H# x1 c$ K3 h+ r& T
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
& {0 K _, H; s1 c6 o" z) w* Taccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
% T- c8 l9 _4 yit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 w* ]6 A+ u# ^% C: |imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
5 ^" J# ^# [5 O4 Yhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
: l9 f3 H' g5 K"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
* E5 Y9 v& @: A# k% \than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is. H, T. Y: L' T) ^
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but# |# y: r1 I% S0 r
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for5 @) f; W2 L& a% B
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
4 h4 C! |, M! SSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."; Q& n: Y F( U# z" \% ~( l0 Y
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
; D% {& ^5 s+ t% \6 g* Y5 J1 i) B- II hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any, {$ d. P+ Z9 k3 ~9 a& r \6 g# ~
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even* D* Z' u( h, |' ~
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
' y- G" D) a2 ~. ~3 e+ `6 Vand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.9 ]' P! U4 }- ?" b7 u+ ^
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.% s! O" H7 X4 W, V9 g" j! C
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock- j+ b t5 }7 h2 Z5 F
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
9 a/ |; v) `/ N. z7 ?8 w8 Fthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for( ^5 c4 v. K, G. _6 P4 d$ ?: p
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
6 N7 S9 n1 y/ Y( {say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding; _0 x. c Z d1 A2 u2 J ^& R
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
, H- @, W9 w# ]goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
% r% W/ d" N. v- Y+ x) q4 Pcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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