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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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1 R/ Q6 \% e6 O, I. ]I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 I1 E% D a& C7 WI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
; s! W q% K' h, P' M% o7 KThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.% f6 s8 y; h y" Q2 W) |. [
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( E+ G" B% V& Kthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for( R/ Z. w# }/ I' c' k
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
" |7 n9 V' ~# z e% t/ w) P2 H. u- uwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.2 N8 y7 o S) G: |& B: c! A
There are some people that are not into all the words.2 W# t! p% F/ N7 A
There are some that would have you not use certain words.- q" G/ d# ^$ p7 Z
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7, R9 p8 W n: s# _
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
) [1 n, M) r+ \# p7 q399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous3 [" ~% N: ]! l3 o
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,6 ~/ H: K: H8 S. ^1 j
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?" P+ `' D- i0 }) w5 `9 F: Q* D, w
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,. x6 T2 o6 k( Q0 a ?4 H
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
' c% B. e4 @0 A8 g5 _"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
: h" P0 y: A0 o9 B! D, h$ }Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,0 r, `6 e$ ?6 P$ g
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.; P, p* k4 p, L3 ?" s/ i7 x
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% i% [# D$ _ F9 u) d
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly) n! l5 w6 `" t: \
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,# u- l- A3 j0 c/ {, K
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
; B7 R; ` n0 Qsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist; g4 Y' O' H" h$ L0 j, r, o
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
- ]" N) N# f2 O7 I% g$ x0 Q0 r h6 R( F% dPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
( b/ p0 h/ {5 Y; TOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does( w$ I9 _5 M; \# n" y5 ^4 q9 y
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list, T) A# t! `; c, ^6 c
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not% ]8 i2 v8 f6 O' K- V# |2 n8 u! {
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
- r N, z; \/ O+ v0 H/ hsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and, o0 H# e" [3 G2 H6 }9 U) C
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on% c7 Z) g2 U+ Q0 D$ c, s0 P& K, l# C
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.% q/ z% ]! y; u, K0 P D
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend5 |- C; B. Y! [5 n! Z
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at& o# i* D5 w9 O" v0 Z- ?/ K! X6 Z* e
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.", S! K9 H5 l6 c. E
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the! x8 T, d" ^9 [& `" D# E0 w3 G, c
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go6 @8 q8 G$ R& _+ [0 j
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that6 Y; ], v7 H$ Y# T3 ` J
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were6 J3 I6 w* U( g& q Y1 F' i
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
( G6 [$ ~' E0 @6 ~! k( A5 l9 Ndon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
2 A' V( I0 w2 I. B! r/ s/ t1 @9 fstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."3 K# k7 ^9 C( }; G; J
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
, c# r% a% F3 I: aaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
$ e; w7 T9 x( \8 Q& Mit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very8 A/ g. i( \- l# P+ J0 Y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to. h! F. Z6 \' U$ i
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 B& Q X% t5 |5 d
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love* a6 n5 f: ^) }( v. a6 {
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
2 m. {+ C0 T& f! U. i3 [a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
# r4 E! N3 \( N. }3 iI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
7 {, M1 m2 m' M; f/ c" W- |" ~5 cthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,/ K; W; ]8 g; I& h5 k1 x4 ^
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
. D+ {* b% B% l" ~9 {* r4 |So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
7 ^1 Q7 p5 E/ x0 ]I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
- m6 F4 C( Y8 ~' t1 ucircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
8 R# M6 {% ]+ z9 y$ {clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
! i2 L3 m, O/ `& x& m# P! Sand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
: J: D( D; F! ^3 Z% t8 u, I8 EBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.& H4 {4 e# S2 y% G1 s
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock( b3 u& n4 t' M3 f& P
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in) r2 B$ D8 v" {8 ~" L5 C4 e2 y9 q* m
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for% Y8 M3 c5 w; |: o) e
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't: L, o* u1 ]+ u6 o
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
- `; ~% r+ i7 H3 b* k5 Vthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
+ d- K! U7 Q Z8 H% ~% cgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
6 W) X" H& ?: }: G3 y$ }2 w! Gcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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