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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.4 i5 I2 l. P$ Y# L# e+ q% `
* f6 y- h* Z8 x) h7 [$ sI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.: b g. S/ p9 k: s! \
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
( O- Z1 \0 L; F; f" h, sThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
! A6 O8 I/ ~3 m% }6 uWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.3 I& u& L" l2 _$ N. ^
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
0 R6 H4 H1 x) J2 Fthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
/ g$ L0 K1 Q) Y z& p* @7 jwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.. m" i2 p; o. [9 {5 {( w
There are some people that are not into all the words.) ?: c+ w2 z0 p9 m1 i: v) N6 q
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
o- p- w' s! }! ZThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
- V( }! v3 b6 D* uof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
9 T. Y* r+ d" H$ W399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous: D' w- t: y& n$ v4 a; m) f
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
* P9 r+ F+ R+ n6 EBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?5 I- u" ]) _) a$ F
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,( q2 i$ U) D+ A6 u& l- m
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
6 [8 w' t, N& }3 k"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
* \1 l$ F4 e$ IThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,( V6 L- F$ |+ ?- {5 [; L
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war. q8 w) z% q. W' c. e
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 n: \. C2 B9 P, S% UWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly2 D& X" @ w) s$ { F
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
3 `9 K$ q0 ~4 v- [5 rman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
8 j) P, J& Q$ k1 Nsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist6 b- s( N) m$ o2 ]# K% _
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
# j" Z% q" M1 l& ePizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just* i6 n, K/ Z5 g) n) h/ M2 U
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
5 H+ h$ q; |4 u1 y) Onot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,7 O$ ^) ?7 e/ q n" S, k* P
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not" h z& k8 J$ G. ^( k/ Y" {( g
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why- a4 r1 N6 a @, H5 j
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and" {. q6 ^( x7 Y6 b. v* N
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on1 }( I& y9 g# M7 j0 Y2 ]
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
* f1 g1 b2 s( l k" V3 ?* uI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend; ?) \8 i9 Z/ j- g. N2 B4 T* T4 J
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
$ |- x' A. W/ eyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
: O5 g5 Z4 f6 E( S- F" Y' KIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
; y! T5 V* y" }5 n7 z. Pother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
5 i+ g7 ]6 ^/ L8 m# Q5 Ftogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that- }* i/ I4 o! d, j- I
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
# {! y+ U& t2 p2 Dcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I" K- P& f) H! i8 B8 _4 V
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
+ f" S* [7 \3 O8 [. Rstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."- L; S9 E1 G# a
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
! y) q, \' ?8 k( T5 v9 Q+ N1 [accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think8 V+ B% }5 z- @, Z7 H7 U
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
; W0 y0 {/ S$ N% @5 _; _ P: pimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
% e0 S: p/ A% i6 @( f% I7 jhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
& k' N' s' @; M"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love: m* \; W2 U o# Y+ z$ `9 n
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
4 }3 g, C& v* r. w Q* ma great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
+ h" N% S& ~: D. p) b! |! N5 D7 lI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
" m! s0 K- L8 m0 D @$ Zthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
1 j8 d7 @$ {/ V1 r. u5 dSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
8 h6 G+ T$ x# X M. {, ]2 ~So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.5 X/ _. x) l2 g' i0 @7 V9 R
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
+ F& ~, [( v1 F% P* Qcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even! d) ?% s. v, X2 F; o5 b
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,' m6 F% M4 y8 x- C( a0 E" v. Y* {
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.# Q' @3 ^% z( ]! i
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
& `& n# {! e7 W+ q* R4 URemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
, j# m* u/ K1 Z6 m6 H+ K6 n3 tCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
8 {0 |' x' S3 V _$ A/ i& Bthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
7 S* T, Y: m5 [Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't s: n# f9 Q5 C2 g- H3 ?
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding$ k; I0 G1 N. \( A2 [
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that( M' O! O( r, @7 h, h! w7 [
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You. b6 l ]( m* j
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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