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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.2 ^! o2 h6 C2 C+ z/ F
# W6 k0 p% q! A2 B( aI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
% }5 ^2 `. k" zI want to tell you something about words that I think is important." O7 U m: G7 k; o
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.6 F6 p9 q* Z1 _7 k
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
1 t6 t3 _) B' F$ |then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for* c& y7 [' ~5 Z
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same: y, I; S2 s4 _2 d( O! H6 n& Q
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
9 @, N" f6 `. d) H$ hThere are some people that are not into all the words.5 z) b) J6 ]4 f: T
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
: V6 X& w! t o) @7 w) r6 J# nThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
/ {. B& g9 _6 z* qof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
2 o- S: S) Y2 n8 d: C( P) e' M399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous& f) c5 a- p% c; l3 O# E
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7," c" R* L* L( \; x; ?+ B
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?: M* [0 w0 W* t* i
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
2 M+ ~; j6 i- g% x) O; C( Oand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
6 @) o0 W8 Z5 C: N3 g ~"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 N5 }( s/ w2 l5 V- V- \3 u% o& ]Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
/ f# D4 x) ?. \% q5 A' U, Zcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.0 ~. G6 h* L% ^# ~& w. l5 m0 a
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" a$ W; x; D+ X
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
2 j* U, G+ M |, F2 {7 asounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
/ e* L: x* h7 d2 t0 \; R+ ~* L* Jman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a% @8 _8 A9 |0 P3 G1 ?
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist% R$ y! p3 C4 f; L4 I( x( \
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
9 P, |% q# D o) KPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
+ {- w' f( ]1 p; V* QOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does' ?9 Q# g1 T/ `
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 o5 y; S/ T1 C! _7 M4 z% @
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not" K6 K5 y& g0 @" y3 K0 m
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
8 N9 j3 y+ f: o9 ]some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and E) _4 w- ?9 c( {1 R
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
! j$ H; S0 [# C$ ?there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.) f% l( q+ S6 g" q; X# q
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
; z0 f2 ?/ a) z% H# Lwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
# I# P% m8 N5 a/ g4 S$ z0 U6 byou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."' o7 D" y3 n4 E- n" u6 F& _! U
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
0 D$ y2 m" k, r% @4 f! V' pother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go w" U5 B/ L* S9 P+ `6 v
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that7 | _, R% a3 t, G$ g) k5 b4 ]
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
$ ~) V9 k& n* u( `. }certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
6 s( e/ m( N5 [! C( zdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
& d) T9 A4 ~& w: k2 ^stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
$ U$ Q4 K. l$ u; K+ ]' Y' T! t+ z3 vAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more- N) S8 ~9 J+ W
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
" |- B. x' z1 @5 Ait takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
0 N9 u1 L' o' L9 I7 G) iimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
0 l0 P* ^1 t" Zhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
5 f0 L, v4 N9 ?3 O9 n' J2 F"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love- B4 R! b9 f2 _2 \ |7 Y
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
, p' x- v9 C1 X, Q4 na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
* R" m a+ y9 MI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for# k e$ v1 I2 }7 M( {' B6 J& g
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
9 n' _% J! w9 k' ?! |Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
5 Y- u% i7 f) | w4 T- rSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.7 [: x! V# A1 D% Q: X
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any# m9 M( _8 ]" X# ?, |* @& M3 ?
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
) i) l8 w3 W7 w7 p! |% Zclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,2 V4 a2 z( v* K( b
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.0 k3 [) ^0 i0 X Y
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
2 }! |5 A. s/ b* |, BRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock. m7 i3 l, B" I9 I% |4 w! x! D
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
- t% Y; I" ~( [3 y8 I0 ] n. zthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
7 r' g0 p C, ^6 YKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
7 L/ j9 Z5 f+ C3 Y! Vsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
2 p/ O/ C+ g6 u* I2 h8 Ythem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that2 G R( _9 U* r" E
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You+ z/ p3 N1 F# J2 y( G0 T& {1 n
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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