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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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& a2 L6 x+ o V* x7 U! nI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
6 e" d+ i5 u! @- LI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
$ L" L0 @ n5 KThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
/ j' X a- Z/ b, C, u& B2 sWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
0 j, k. l' f5 F% G2 j6 kthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
% K9 F, n U( `' dthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same8 `2 e5 j! M6 X0 I) Y; h7 z3 L
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
+ |; B9 ]. B9 a, Y1 }There are some people that are not into all the words.
, r1 U- V8 B( `8 f% X }There are some that would have you not use certain words. _4 o" g" }5 x0 c1 `
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
3 d }+ K/ A2 d/ n: L( _$ A! Dof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.9 y) C* c' o# a$ ^
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 U( {( u' |, v w
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
0 }# d8 v( ?- B0 |' C+ ^$ n# g, pBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
4 c6 q# H# E7 m"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
9 E+ E$ b- P! Q6 Z# r2 h% Uand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
: n0 S) o% o9 p1 Z7 \3 o"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' F t5 c5 l4 a! T6 \, b
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
& s( S8 ^, V' H4 k2 A icurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
$ W* g& p4 O7 ?4 q5 U0 Q- l"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits": y6 i5 `$ Y& s! ?7 W5 i( \# ?" V
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly3 `) s& O7 m; K7 @
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
9 F- r8 l; t# ?' k6 J/ o3 Gman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
7 e% R d+ C' E' d% ~" v% q2 lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
. [: a) F8 |8 U0 _8 k* I8 i% Z$ W" Xsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
( U# U# }9 X- S& kPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just( ]; \9 {$ O8 i0 b" t# ~
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
( h" q! N6 R( d; Dnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,# `* N: W" Q3 o/ J5 }
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
$ H$ j8 u- h; A$ W7 F. X3 G2 }completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
# G3 R+ z$ u8 P- _% usome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and- P2 K8 S" U+ H" S6 \& o+ a* q
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
- K; S( o8 w* A; f! kthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.5 `: H/ \! m. R# {+ c# w. Q0 A
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend1 I5 R9 N1 x% R, c
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
' j( {9 U# H) a5 t, n2 syou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."7 h5 U5 r' Q. @+ z1 {
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the) ~! G' a; R6 T/ p9 ~3 z
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
0 X, T; p$ {" Q Vtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that B' g0 P7 F5 D0 H: E, m7 h- a
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were3 e7 p4 {7 B8 Q \1 k
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I2 O9 o5 S0 a' c3 y: z2 t4 F. a
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such' z# X2 P% O/ z8 M+ _
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
- Y! c+ z+ I& G2 |3 c) cAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
, T1 D0 Z4 ]+ a* z+ p5 H4 x) n5 Eaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think1 u5 \0 j" ?) Q( P7 q
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
! ^% L3 @* y$ i0 Q' simprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to1 q& v. J8 [7 G- H
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
; f2 J7 \ b1 t5 }) i% m"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love: e3 V' e6 y: C
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
2 [ n5 {/ ] r" E$ ba great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
* f# g0 [: g8 A( U( X( OI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
/ i: K4 X1 Z( m6 T/ Y7 W9 hthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,5 ^1 g' K3 o* }# T
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
8 W4 K' Q+ w6 I2 O; H! a3 mSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.! ]7 C. O: h7 L) q% ^3 f, M
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 F# @8 m- l1 a2 }
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even3 s4 c6 t4 s7 x0 M% h$ X
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
, E5 R+ z1 x* F+ E9 n$ Cand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.2 R) x" c. @% a: N% S) @: T) r
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.- N/ Y v( T8 i$ ~: G4 m( B5 r
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock5 ~: C" X1 t! r0 R! R" j& S* ?
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in2 A$ v s% y2 W9 u
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for& j7 P# y- b9 O
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
. I$ w, ?% K- xsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
$ S! E" b3 H6 t/ C4 pthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
" C& p# t) }3 P4 Jgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
7 W7 ]: N3 I" H$ [- r F( C/ l: v. Ncan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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