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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
0 G* `- V ]9 `8 X1 `I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
/ v' C) s/ k, ~8 ?/ Q, w: C1 y5 `They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.' T! P* }/ q, A( k* b: |. J+ K. Q
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.4 w) `5 N7 f. j5 e' u9 ]0 ^) f
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
, E" F4 \2 h! E& x( w' |3 S: kthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same6 C9 x6 o" F+ ^) B
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.. ?) U- l" Y+ s$ B
There are some people that are not into all the words.
( `" z( G, A" {) KThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
# N! b4 k& ~( a' b% U ?There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7# L+ B8 V2 b+ ?8 U/ b1 T
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
# [0 R9 h" J2 `. G0 G399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous; X9 g/ h6 g1 P, T7 G
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,7 f4 e. R& z' I: E2 {3 V9 s
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?2 ~9 c+ g( F9 u- q: [+ @
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,& M5 X; @7 G' {% Q: a* @
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
$ b1 W5 I, o, c" G"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
4 e: Y j9 `. ^$ y4 l; hThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,/ V/ k' ]! k, r* P" [$ N
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
1 g7 m* x( F' s+ Y1 }5 t+ K* v"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 k( E5 I+ S! h: s1 c
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly& K, r+ q1 ]5 L; i* [' q: K( |$ e
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
6 z- q; m1 J, ]+ w$ Q# j4 e& wman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a( {6 i9 h, B' w8 R2 L
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
6 M9 { R1 y' R l* Y1 W, h. k* Jsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,8 o8 X& k# p3 l( Y3 _8 I
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just. r# ? B4 L: u# `4 ~: `( h3 ]
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
4 p4 B( M+ [. d+ s9 ~# G! r1 |not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
% A2 B8 z+ L3 m: ~1 h/ L5 Rbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not- Y# _7 X3 i6 l& H r, m
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
% R! f M/ ^* ^some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and$ V+ A- c: L+ I" a% n& L2 T
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
/ ^6 D$ L4 H' \' @1 N! f0 c$ Gthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
6 p& T; a; y. J1 Z9 gI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend& Q$ T" h/ e$ l
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
; j# F( e; E2 `you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."$ U8 n( v; A& j( \9 W
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the% B# d+ N; m5 @8 `) t8 b
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go, m- B9 x, \. u$ F5 e% p% G
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
6 B6 m7 Y# u$ Z/ J' Y& XPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
& W' ~- L. B4 Kcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I* s/ n) h8 k+ g% y9 F" y
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such W) G# H6 H0 {4 `/ M k
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."! k* S1 c' O3 [; c f, |5 @4 g [
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
* x7 E- W& x4 W9 Xaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
: z, Q2 @" q/ Sit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
% ^5 X5 U9 u |$ E; ?imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
7 n, u: d9 U/ t1 |3 q, s: jhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,9 w* c9 p2 J0 N* V1 D# a" O, z
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
" Y, q& _7 u* ~! S6 ]5 y' Pthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
" n! s( F4 L% T \9 Y4 Q* ~' ka great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
' l" W {/ u4 [$ G' J) D8 iI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for: d, h G* N! j5 l8 u) m1 f
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
* Y- ^! D' ~- X3 d- s8 ySherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."2 k+ J2 ^4 e* d7 G4 z( K
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
! b3 ^ e8 ?; h7 T) UI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
% [0 X3 ?2 G) Ocircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even. `4 k7 z. n$ ^7 L8 o }
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
/ H+ N; j- F# O2 y; k; [+ W9 Hand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
& w+ e/ H0 Z" Y- X* kBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
4 ]7 o: x0 k) F: R) _Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
$ }" N$ \% V3 w: FCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in- z% |$ W; h- A8 M0 k
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
: _4 i* N, I' ~! [% l1 {- hKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't" E j/ j6 }3 l# U& d6 b- m
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding1 [ j# _5 F6 n+ S
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that" E0 S0 t% r u! c6 s, K% r
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
/ ?7 e1 y7 v: I2 J9 J& Q! Hcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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