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MY NEXT LIFE' R: {1 f& L. C
8 L( B$ w# e: |I want to live my2 u6 J8 Y! U/ p8 y/ z# d
next life backwards!
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( o8 l+ H$ C0 zYou start out dead and get that out of the
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: j+ c' f" ~* C" t2 c: qThen, you wake up in a nursing home5 \! Y# e! E% I7 _3 b
feeling better every day.! z# B* M8 _1 M2 \- p" ^( d! o
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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) X8 i3 V! A! G! `; pWhen you start work,: R( y9 F1 m. L# X9 s. X/ C
you get a gold watch on your first day.' j. L9 S0 O; S+ m* \
* G0 y: c0 ^9 \4 DYou work 40 years or
! A; J1 V& l8 |% K2 a( T# V- @so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
% U8 d/ E( \% [/ Kyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,8 o9 a% _% ~- N
and party.
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( {/ p T" Q1 ^' G2 vAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no& h' i: C% n% W1 v# e- P! `
responsibilities.7 F. T) j9 u) R+ n$ E: W
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In a few years, you become a baby and
% n% a0 a0 Y8 Neveryone runs themselves ragged
$ U5 [0 t0 X |2 L$ @keeping you happy.
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{' s y3 \$ E: G: fYou spend, Y% S) T. B9 k* l( B* @$ q
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
$ s. \0 B( e' B8 s! U- Dspa-like
& H8 x. B0 S2 S5 y: K$ l" I' F7 econ ditions: central heating, room service on, _" Z) R+ r- ~
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.4 i; T7 A+ s8 p* B; B/ z0 G+ V' S
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