MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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: I. R! K1 U& i' dI want to live my
5 j" m# A1 Y" ~7 P. |next life backwards!

; I1 q4 H( Q; Y8 pYou start out dead and get that out of the
4 |9 m) I2 I$ d4 a& J1 Rway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
2 f2 {" }( E! T, @- t' i3 e- C) sfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
5 I- Q) ~% p: R( M3 h3 B3 w  oretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
# d! n! L9 _; Dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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3 \! E1 ~2 X- O/ X  NSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
' d1 t! q7 n8 Yand party.
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% A: M+ b' G5 \9 \9 b# ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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7 D4 a. c$ `5 o" XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

# R* F' D6 j" L4 e2 x; c9 kIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

. ?# a) l/ \  C7 w- [& uYou spend
* P; b9 Z. q% s/ kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
' R+ @: Y3 t5 zcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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. e# I8 g' U: K- E$ d. XUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!