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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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, U, \- r5 ]# {I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home4 |* x4 v3 v3 f( b; E# {
feeling better every day.$ ^) v5 |3 q. W

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for being too healthy, you spend9 U1 b4 x& _) Y  A* R  j: k4 h3 o' h
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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8 C. Q8 f- v* \' p9 ~  ^You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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2 a2 g$ o5 p" |( T  ^So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid0 p) ~& k' ^4 k( S
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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- l# [# J4 S+ @In a few years, you become a baby and2 m4 D* H4 j0 v" Z/ E# \
everyone runs themselves ragged( F$ X$ r+ a& \. N" f
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You spend, `- p* `: `. w% g; R
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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