MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

* V" N) y" O0 ]4 }I want to live my
next life backwards!

6 `, s- x0 Y. Y9 fYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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# M" W: X. z6 l) y: E4 j% eThen, you wake up in a nursing home
+ X6 Z2 U* Z% t  ?8 ]$ p) K" Ffeeling better every day.

, ]9 X" T5 r! m, i0 wWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
3 ^: c' m; }: b6 b+ {several years enjoying your
2 s' a5 S3 M/ }* @, _5 v' Qretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
$ P, @2 C3 I. t; _you get a gold watch on your first day.

) x3 I& c  y' p0 S+ b5 O7 L+ _You work 40 years or
. C- F) N9 r1 T9 Nso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
% i; I" B& i+ r" N9 E! x9 {you're too young to
work.

: T1 P8 Z. O/ a: \) qSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
% p6 Y3 t0 c. Y$ Q) ]' pand party.
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) y* K8 J. |3 `: VAs you get even younger, you become a kid
( w6 i$ `$ l' b* ?7 _+ E$ Y+ f. Nagain.
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' Z5 T- Z3 i- {) l7 A+ i$ EYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
! k5 C7 c+ i6 i) R5 W8 ?responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
7 @" u% M7 ^2 \1 ~1 o) K( H& |everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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# {9 `! o" B8 a6 s. p# R) O2 H" k+ `You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
4 s0 T% a$ n2 C$ Gcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

% l5 E1 {  Z0 p( I$ XI rest
0 N% ]5 C) o# i; F2 G) ^0 Rmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!