MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
, x$ A6 |; R9 E: Anext life backwards!
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. u4 Q6 s5 y  X9 e3 JYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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) N# u4 f' Z: h9 |- [  W2 ]Then, you wake up in a nursing home
3 }3 t: |) m* ]5 ~  ]feeling better every day.

& I& E4 Y$ v4 j: g) J$ NWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
& w; z' P- \  o! Eseveral years enjoying your
3 [4 Q" |0 \% A6 w, cretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
) L5 a0 G% ]: x/ f3 Pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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$ l2 O* }+ C0 \$ NYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
/ v0 E& b4 R& r; i  ]% Veveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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8 m; W' ]; ?( K$ KYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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6 J$ j$ Q) z! X+ j( FUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!