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MY NEXT LIFE
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' s* N7 j9 F/ e) F& i/ \& g9 @- t# j5 WI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the$ S& x0 |. W- D t" c& ]$ }: g
way right off the bat.
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5 F; O. X3 k1 e6 _Then, you wake up in a nursing home
& [8 Q9 d- r, A1 x. }! {. _feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home5 J. Z# F7 Y( m, _
for being too healthy, you spend
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/ x: s. R: H8 AWhen you start work,* V! {- s' I) W
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or& ]0 K- e$ K1 `8 q7 V, e) H
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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$ j- G4 w( F. o9 ]6 m. k" sSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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) U/ L4 ^. P- E1 b. d7 T& H6 vAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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2 M4 `- ?4 ?, t! _ Y! x# C9 xIn a few years, you become a baby and( [% e: l/ h2 O
everyone runs themselves ragged) l, n; d; t, q8 r8 S
keeping you happy.# V6 h8 a8 s) `
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You spend
5 M4 Q' V& T4 ~; \8 [your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,* L5 u+ z- m4 c* Q& G# ]! x
spa-like% m: n# A2 a |$ }
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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/ A" k5 i% i3 F* oUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# ~5 Q- Q$ f3 y) ]4 D
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I rest
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