MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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1 j+ [# K' b0 {  w! x1 }I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
% g- [7 R: A+ T; \2 i3 iway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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) e' _9 U( l  J' ?7 oWhen you are kicked out of the home
) ^& d% G  O* f6 v3 ]for being too healthy, you spend
* a2 O' z6 [! ?  Z, a& k8 Zseveral years enjoying your
1 O% q# A" j4 V1 T6 F! Iretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
* J. Z3 H3 ~$ Zso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
( [, |5 u' d# ]; ^" B7 Cyou're too young to
work.

# @2 h8 E" _4 u2 k" c7 FSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

3 F, ]3 f  Y* E# k# W( [7 N) _0 GAs you get even younger, you become a kid
: Y. S: \) U; V: _again.
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+ t! m1 Y2 E/ gYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
6 K0 U  q9 ]1 U2 h9 l6 Geveryone runs themselves ragged
2 _6 Y" [" ]$ {6 l$ I9 s5 ~4 f! skeeping you happy.

You spend
8 m7 J4 F) d, ?$ Y7 ~2 Byour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!