MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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/ V% j7 B, O- I' G1 a; wYou start out dead and get that out of the
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0 d- {" J1 G1 M0 j: tThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
2 U1 K. q! }% S1 C4 m* X6 Sseveral years enjoying your
$ l: ?( }1 K3 }( xretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
2 q0 |* l  a: C# p( ^& x: Gyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
' L% X+ W. J2 C8 {so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
0 ^) S4 o9 }! C& M. f4 g& ^- Zyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
6 S% [8 @  }& C5 kand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
' r8 r7 b7 W! ^+ ?, m- i6 E( D, Wresponsibilities.

' q+ A3 k0 m1 x" @+ {% XIn a few years, you become a baby and
4 ?  y7 y" I" @- k. a: Q8 B$ d- oeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

9 l* O2 y& A3 I& `$ T( TYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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  P5 n3 l6 z8 C) Q# t2 b$ P" c# Q) y' _. lcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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9 |. {( e, b# Y- i* [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!