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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the& T& a( |4 B& c7 Q0 P9 Y7 f
way right off the bat.
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& i+ p- R# O DThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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6 P3 p- |% I5 }" QWhen you start work,
: C; W2 f6 Z" yyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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* B8 w# @, d7 ` a$ nYou work 40 years or k; F; z& H' g- @3 M
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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0 E' e H. H! }+ X4 |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,- {; [5 i' C6 [7 T' f; a+ J5 \
and party.
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7 T3 |$ b, d9 z! ~* ^As you get even younger, you become a kid$ N7 ^" e: }0 p/ U m1 c
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and1 r6 H) o @: R$ C
everyone runs themselves ragged: H; ^7 B: R1 g8 L
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4 R$ k% e9 `) {3 i- bYou spend6 Y: t- V1 E$ s/ V; F
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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. X& y( R( y/ ^4 fcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest! M/ L+ d( Y$ u* x- y2 @5 W5 n( ]
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