MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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5 m3 l0 C6 f8 |0 b+ Z0 [: A, M2 n6 ^I want to live my
7 g# |# g5 r0 W4 m# T2 mnext life backwards!

# H7 E& a2 A: ?& |$ ZYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
! z2 ]# E7 _+ R6 G2 Fseveral years enjoying your
8 H6 L* S9 O  k7 Hretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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9 v8 ]) j) B4 d8 n- V, ZYou work 40 years or
- J  ~1 R! j* {9 c) X& \& dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
* ^7 o0 \2 Y( H9 c4 Mwork.

8 B! |4 w' ^, _+ m! DSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
& [. \0 u! h( u. mand party.

2 l5 U& K( |7 z* F& @. S$ Y, S5 cAs you get even younger, you become a kid
( @, h5 L5 M* {. o+ Qagain.
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1 G8 q6 V4 y# O! d3 uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

$ s1 O, X0 M+ D2 o& `! v8 iIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
" b; w, e- G' o3 `0 B3 G! m/ xkeeping you happy.
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7 b/ k! B2 @$ AYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!