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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the& T& a( |4 B& c7 Q0 P9 Y7 f
way right off the bat.
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& i+ p- R# O  DThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
$ M; C# M; W2 m9 ?# v- K/ W5 vretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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6 P3 p- |% I5 }" QWhen you start work,
: C; W2 f6 Z" yyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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* B8 w# @, d7 `  a$ nYou work 40 years or  k; F; z& H' g- @3 M
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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0 E' e  H. H! }+ X4 |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,- {; [5 i' C6 [7 T' f; a+ J5 \
and party.
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7 T3 |$ b, d9 z! ~* ^As you get even younger, you become a kid$ N7 ^" e: }0 p/ U  m1 c
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and1 r6 H) o  @: R$ C
everyone runs themselves ragged: H; ^7 B: R1 g8 L
keeping you happy.9 u+ m+ f) r! P

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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest! M/ L+ d( Y$ u* x- y2 @5 W5 n( ]
my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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