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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！$ Z! q; B: d! Q( T" ~0 u9 @, \( ?
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u; f) j/ a; @. |5 G( R1 H* iWhere did I go wrong?
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7 T1 d4 a2 l- v/ N" h3 dA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied./ \6 O( ?. X- p* K
* _' n; ~, o* ~, T. T$ R/ GOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.) m: |8 j& X/ ^1 t v& c
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. * a9 ~9 k* G: B+ t- _8 i
8 W) B- V* J: ~8 p& ]# DFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 0 [( |5 [9 L2 z& c1 p3 V9 W
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!& v/ t9 [2 y6 C7 N$ ~' m0 U8 ^# r
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”' M3 s' P$ Q/ {2 L% M1 ~, i
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”5 q4 V# a( y: G
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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