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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！- `* {# U6 S# |. S, J
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Where did I go wrong?
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7 I) G' h. b; @A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.0 E9 d$ M& [/ r7 o& d) O
. G5 v! a6 I/ s& n xWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. , o6 L: W8 k3 L- g9 e
' A1 J) G8 v9 G, i- T/ m; BThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. " N" |* ~7 M( V' t5 R
' r. d+ L: z5 b5 U. RHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”+ _; G! g8 X6 H1 a* I, ?0 S
( W, c' M% [; l# zHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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