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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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) u2 I# w- e7 D' r3 V& s' IWhere did I go wrong?4 S: E, I9 F* ]- Q8 @
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.( ?5 |7 M8 r! M1 y. F
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.- g# A* J4 N$ ?7 k4 I; d
6 H- Q7 D# A$ v7 I, L5 SWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 7 R; p6 Y" T. m8 B
& [& J; i6 I) iFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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4 R9 d6 T9 b6 Q) n; pHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”, q& {0 l$ }! x7 |/ t5 [! T2 ]
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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