英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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* d$ q# [' @2 v6 g# @" Y& X"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

/ l  b$ J# C) j7 g6 V"Well done. Who was that?"

"My granny."

/ f/ r: ]5 v3 J" X" Q"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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* ]$ m$ F( L) ]3 c"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点
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“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。

“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

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小叶子

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