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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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) j) y# x) G# S) A6 r"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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8 n) X% c! _1 v! }7 x"Well done. Who was that?"
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"My granny."
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/ ?. U# R2 e9 r% }- k; N2 w5 K"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."+ m& Z* a1 \. V+ ?& n& ?2 B0 s: @

8 `' T* _+ U( _, G. n$ q"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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% f8 f1 Q; m/ r/ `9 {“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”   U1 o5 c. F$ p/ Y* i3 m# E
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 4 t6 q1 }- R* r& d! k. N8 s: s

( F0 ~1 |7 n) t( }* g, L“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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