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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
4 d6 {7 a/ v; f7 ?. C7 L2 NInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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( z% _" u7 H) X% ZYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:9 y9 T' A _( e- Y. F: ^
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.5 a' \" b5 F* x% ^3 }
' R4 W% T/ W8 T( S) O9 k8 QPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the( e, Z _; x# p- e5 o3 r
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -$ m* {7 P: S4 q+ m
Unemployment fixed.
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$ Z) M0 i! t0 |+ B0 @) h: q1 k2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
& a: [+ f6 N) C X* aAuto Industry fixed.
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\5 |9 \% j& Z$ T: h: {3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-3 w. f5 r: @% i8 J- w( B
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!4 z* _+ M+ H" z4 D
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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