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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:/ W4 P( _' h8 `+ S

( e1 ^3 b) l. G6 `) Z2 c$ Y/ FDear Mr. President:6 S# r2 P/ U0 O* {4 A* G* C6 E

2 @6 h4 B1 Z% }. Y7 rPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
9 D, m- U, r$ `7 p0 N5 FInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
) Q9 g+ ^8 i) E8 L# |the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following6 I  L2 D2 K" K) ?' e6 P
plan.
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/ |( {9 P7 z1 W7 t3 J* }- rYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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( f1 F( X; y7 E1 _4 L, S1 SThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 a/ H3 q, T. ~; {% O& H
following stipulations:" U& G$ Y* e% z% {7 b0 O. R# G- r
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -, a  `3 F' U9 A+ ?$ O( d
Unemployment fixed.
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' `/ i1 P" f9 \( h& f2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
! U% k0 S+ w' b7 m3 o) j4 AAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-; D, k* Z/ o# i* U% E
Housing Crisis fixed.
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% e& _9 Y9 E! I" k/ UIt can't get any easier than that!! q9 b) p* D' c) r0 g* b
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their) {  A) O7 Y5 [+ P8 C
constituent
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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% U- U4 K2 g- b$ r. j6 s1 x好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 # I+ W! \5 l0 [" j( z) e  d- o4 M
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
大型搬家
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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