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Dear Mr. President:: W7 a( h! x# {, L! f
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
@: ?% T# q4 c P9 gInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander* K6 q9 c4 u* {/ U* f
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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* P- [" c k nYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:+ ?! l3 k v1 ^
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.5 b9 |1 U. J, r- `% [, h& d; a
$ `! H6 _8 v2 M# ~' m" T; h/ o4 nPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the, |: x" _1 E8 o7 C% U) R9 P
following stipulations:; K3 A4 j9 W% x2 g* K
9 b \2 S5 l* {) \1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -: a# a- V+ ]6 l ^2 P; K7 Y
Unemployment fixed.; k5 T- a' e: f, _; p4 U2 d1 u
8 O: B5 J S5 q6 i: R+ J' E2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-1 ~% K) d5 p& f E
Auto Industry fixed.0 T& s/ ]' m7 ~
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-0 C0 Y% n7 D% t# y1 d+ p. |. J) d
Housing Crisis fixed.$ Q9 U# G% X5 G' q7 |, j
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It can't get any easier than that!8 I$ s- o. X7 K4 }8 o- v' g) V
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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