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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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6 `& W( x4 D, v" X# QPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.% f* J- N) Y8 E c9 s
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander0 [+ ~! n$ o5 e+ u' `
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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' a, A; B# g9 y7 ?% |4 O" MYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:; o; K* t$ ~* g! t, p3 S
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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; m! R6 }: J5 X8 t- tPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the' }$ _# [! q3 @ X
following stipulations:2 n6 k& o6 U' X; B0 s1 H- k: `" d; Z
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -. _- g3 n5 M! y
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-$ }' T% i. m8 D$ i' P* ?% i, Y
Auto Industry fixed.
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, \( h1 Z: k u) v; O6 Y1 L6 i7 z3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
6 S0 d' [/ K% Y$ p! g. T- YHousing Crisis fixed.
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1 ?) r; G \, C) p, c% R" F& VIt can't get any easier than that!, r$ S8 L6 m# `1 G3 ]8 L
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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