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写给美国总统:4 k6 }: ~. X% i0 D3 ?
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Dear Mr. President:
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9 d1 B ] z; S# ?) n' ]Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
0 P. a. W" R3 X% j PInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander- N7 W3 h% P D A
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following/ M/ K2 c% c% T
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0 r, W2 E+ e5 H# ` }You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:* S8 E* b* b% W( H# w
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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& t% i( \' @" @- M( j" APay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
: }! e/ b" K. k) t# Y3 m/ Bfollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
+ |1 `8 E( Q- M: s8 G: o( KUnemployment fixed.
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# X! z1 M& G! a2 O2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
" i K# J5 d _9 `! ?3 a7 eAuto Industry fixed., e$ Z2 \9 s/ |1 X$ q+ y
. F W0 D- X. K* `! h" X3 ]3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-. h# c* Q4 a3 k3 Y9 _; O# N
Housing Crisis fixed." n$ a7 \$ _6 M" e4 ?; |! X5 h5 c- U
; t& N! U" S( iIt can't get any easier than that!* W, `8 j9 N( R: P7 f! U; X
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their0 n# r3 n# @( C$ n/ @& M
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