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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:4 k6 }: ~. X% i0 D3 ?
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Dear Mr. President:
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9 d1 B  ]  z; S# ?) n' ]Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
0 P. a. W" R3 X% j  PInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander- N7 W3 h% P  D  A
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following/ M/ K2 c% c% T
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0 r, W2 E+ e5 H# `  }You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:* S8 E* b* b% W( H# w
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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& t% i( \' @" @- M( j" APay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
+ |1 `8 E( Q- M: s8 G: o( KUnemployment fixed.
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# X! z1 M& G! a2 O2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
" i  K# J5 d  _9 `! ?3 a7 eAuto Industry fixed., e$ Z2 \9 s/ |1 X$ q+ y

. F  W0 D- X. K* `! h" X3 ]3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-. h# c* Q4 a3 k3 Y9 _; O# N
Housing Crisis fixed." n$ a7 \$ _6 M" e4 ?; |! X5 h5 c- U

; t& N! U" S( iIt can't get any easier than that!* W, `8 j9 N( R: P7 f! U; X
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their0 n# r3 n# @( C$ n/ @& M
constituent
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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( ]) Y% G# h9 }0 f& |* O好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 1 M3 _9 ~7 j& v' ~- J* v' r; w
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
大型搬家
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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