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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:
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- T+ c! h1 R. w2 b* O- RDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
' Q0 o4 \( s& i7 _2 b+ HInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:, W$ `6 V3 I7 w! A& {( f4 U/ q+ _
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.+ V# D# L# k9 E" A

) }3 W& x4 o- U- pPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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8 i* \( Y1 p! ^, [# R% _# w0 j1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
$ e6 G& r5 I) [$ W- K6 Y8 G' f: WUnemployment fixed.
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, z+ y* L* B3 q2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
! _* W  y. c4 r$ KAuto Industry fixed.
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4 Y5 k4 G7 {+ B& n3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
! w: L/ k2 m" P; d* R" \Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
" [7 L9 H5 C. \+ w% q) pIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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鲜花(4348) 鸡蛋(18)
发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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5 w' y; c* K7 q9 _! l好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 / c5 h0 |4 e6 c4 V/ R$ D2 O, N+ e
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
鲜花(55) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
鲜花(35) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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