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写给美国总统:
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6 P' k; ?1 g% p( H% u8 _+ |Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
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the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following: Z+ Z" g. j! b; j
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:: L% c1 y# X+ [$ }0 _ U
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
7 p! y- ~! O5 Dfollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -4 F* O1 A9 o$ }$ N5 J8 o
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-. `/ `& q* ~ V: R% l. Z# K
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
: |2 Z! E$ v7 U4 e: AHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!9 l. A3 y: b- T- x
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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