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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:
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6 P' k; ?1 g% p( H% u8 _+ |Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
9 i8 D/ h' e. x5 FInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander6 Y8 V7 b% n+ c3 p6 ]
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following: Z+ Z" g. j! b; j
plan.2 S* \; C" t' t7 U6 g6 f. ]  ~
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:: L% c1 y# X+ [$ }0 _  U
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -4 F* O1 A9 o$ }$ N5 J8 o
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-. `/ `& q* ~  V: R% l. Z# K
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
: |2 Z! E$ v7 U4 e: AHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!9 l. A3 y: b- T- x
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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& i2 A" D/ S' W/ C% Q2 J$ n, f7 i好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。
" i1 X, X0 Q; k  X& N! o给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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