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- T+ c! h1 R. w2 b* O- RDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
' Q0 o4 \( s& i7 _2 b+ HInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:, W$ `6 V3 I7 w! A& {( f4 U/ q+ _
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.+ V# D# L# k9 E" A
) }3 W& x4 o- U- pPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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8 i* \( Y1 p! ^, [# R% _# w0 j1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
$ e6 G& r5 I) [$ W- K6 Y8 G' f: WUnemployment fixed.
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, z+ y* L* B3 q2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
! _* W y. c4 r$ KAuto Industry fixed.
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4 Y5 k4 G7 {+ B& n3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
! w: L/ k2 m" P; d* R" \Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
" [7 L9 H5 C. \+ w% q) pIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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