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写给美国总统：1 h: t* J& d4 f5 R
5 y/ D8 B) ^' h) A) ?Dear Mr. President:' S$ y# O8 H8 c7 z
S2 ?& P& J. b. |Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.* x' E' c, ~- s; p9 O6 M
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander8 Y! B6 R9 ^" C% ]
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following, g4 N) F+ D& @! j! i3 p
plan.1 e5 G8 ^" V' N9 v. R6 L0 t
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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5 G3 b: ^9 B4 `1 {! Y) [/ d; WThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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; E4 T% B0 P0 n0 K) h. _Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the+ E2 [7 g `* r2 ^7 l9 R
following stipulations:
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5 h' ?2 G+ f. o" Z8 o& m$ F1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
+ ]3 h/ l: Q' `% w8 q( b" {5 `: yUnemployment fixed.) o+ W" p0 Q& t, M8 {0 t/ M3 d1 i
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-1 D; O& ~3 t- t$ J' B
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
0 a; l2 K9 h5 VHousing Crisis fixed.+ p( Z y3 B% k! B
1 d% |+ R5 }8 h* |0 FIt can't get any easier than that!+ S7 I0 O% R$ Q1 {
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their; O$ _" l# F7 z2 {" p# m
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