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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:  _% w/ ?& _  y% |- y, \5 [" E+ s8 U+ W

/ l2 m3 J( l2 O8 t5 a' cDear Mr. President:& U7 @3 A/ j8 r, I9 o: e! h) |

1 q( d$ `9 \! L, r0 x; wPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy./ k& \9 j1 H' e& n6 X+ f/ @
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:) x# p: h. i8 h2 [
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.7 f$ ~! P$ F/ c
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the6 Z' p( w; a/ S& J" {9 R
following stipulations:. U% d& {+ Q3 W$ J; m3 U0 B; `

7 Q% M, j% S+ p; f0 a$ @- y: y1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
" p" p! H/ X! ~' j0 R# QUnemployment fixed.
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. O8 {7 e9 Y2 K2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
- K0 l2 r, k6 C9 @0 u9 WAuto Industry fixed.1 X- s1 c$ d" e" Q" C
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-! N' a8 C' T* ~6 H) W# O1 U# r# n6 N
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!* r( [; x6 K* ?
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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2 o" e6 }, C+ V5 @& ^3 S好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。
5 J1 ]( E5 ]. I给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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