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写给美国总统: _% w/ ?& _ y% |- y, \5 [" E+ s8 U+ W
/ l2 m3 J( l2 O8 t5 a' cDear Mr. President:& U7 @3 A/ j8 r, I9 o: e! h) |
1 q( d$ `9 \! L, r0 x; wPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy./ k& \9 j1 H' e& n6 X+ f/ @
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:) x# p: h. i8 h2 [
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.7 f$ ~! P$ F/ c
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the6 Z' p( w; a/ S& J" {9 R
following stipulations:. U% d& {+ Q3 W$ J; m3 U0 B; `
7 Q% M, j% S+ p; f0 a$ @- y: y1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
" p" p! H/ X! ~' j0 R# QUnemployment fixed.
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. O8 {7 e9 Y2 K2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
- K0 l2 r, k6 C9 @0 u9 WAuto Industry fixed.1 X- s1 c$ d" e" Q" C
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-! N' a8 C' T* ~6 H) W# O1 U# r# n6 N
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!* r( [; x6 K* ?
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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