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Dear Mr. President:6 p; r$ s" O. f, K- R0 N$ p
5 D; L3 [) v/ [2 ]: {6 l9 YPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
7 Q) o( E( {" R7 Q' i" c: hInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
! U( q. T, p8 G0 nthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
, w1 \9 B3 v6 O# K- l# c Mplan.8 R2 M# ]8 D- k! y6 p5 D7 i
4 E$ V3 q9 l% lYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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; Q- e9 a6 `! o( S8 j( WThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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* W9 l# E- [, U/ tPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the; d) a1 C% J1 b8 B/ G' h* c
following stipulations:
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& [+ d; k9 Y" X3 S- I$ g1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
$ c% E: C6 W( h d5 DUnemployment fixed.
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3 J, v$ d, c- L0 T( A# P2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
! G( J; g$ X. c/ R+ rAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
( X- x* [" E3 I0 |8 |Housing Crisis fixed.3 J2 P5 x6 {# b, p$ v
/ [, `8 M) Y* `& TIt can't get any easier than that!' X9 n& x0 A: @1 X1 m
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their2 Y& Q; R2 p1 Z! [; H
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