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写给美国总统：6 ]9 S) [, Z1 a# E* y/ G9 f' `
" V3 q. P" W2 aDear Mr. President:
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$ I2 M4 K4 F0 q% kPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.9 f) u% E4 `- h7 k" ?3 l( c9 j& U( q
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
. \8 ^* V h, e3 r- g# Hthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following+ G b* W0 C' Q- e$ {
plan.% \- z1 K9 l0 f: G! Q4 u8 h3 Z
0 x+ `: ^' s9 s# ZYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:" Z, Y8 F" W! ?/ x' p% e
7 X6 C# I7 _6 l- x9 LThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.8 C6 p' N1 `3 T' g9 \
7 j9 \- |* S9 l% v- F, `6 M$ qPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the' ?# i4 E9 j) z( ]
following stipulations:0 E- C7 R) U5 ]0 c5 o5 [5 J ^5 Z" ~+ B/ p
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
+ X, [( J' z- JUnemployment fixed.
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O6 w9 g& k+ P/ v8 |! U2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-* V% k8 d9 X( d# w
Auto Industry fixed.
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# R! Z# i8 z- k' d* L4 K3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-: { s9 _# }8 V. Q: P+ \* n c- w
Housing Crisis fixed.: a* S: S; Y' r4 q
# ^' i. f/ ^8 |* |$ tIt can't get any easier than that!
# @& f m1 Y) [3 eIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their" g6 |, F$ X3 a0 r# q( F# K
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