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( e1 ^3 b) l. G6 `) Z2 c$ Y/ FDear Mr. President:6 S# r2 P/ U0 O* {4 A* G* C6 E
2 @6 h4 B1 Z% }. Y7 rPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
9 D, m- U, r$ `7 p0 N5 FInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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/ |( {9 P7 z1 W7 t3 J* }- rYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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( f1 F( X; y7 E1 _4 L, S1 SThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 a/ H3 q, T. ~; {% O& H
following stipulations:" U& G$ Y* e% z% {7 b0 O. R# G- r
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -, a `3 F' U9 A+ ?$ O( d
Unemployment fixed.
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' `/ i1 P" f9 \( h& f2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
! U% k0 S+ w' b7 m3 o) j4 AAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-; D, k* Z/ o# i* U% E
Housing Crisis fixed.
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% e& _9 Y9 E! I" k/ UIt can't get any easier than that!! q9 b) p* D' c) r0 g* b
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their) { A) O7 Y5 [+ P8 C
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