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写给美国总统：. w$ B4 N2 P1 G7 |& ?7 {! _
, @! s! C k9 Z6 WDear Mr. President:
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: \4 }( M3 _$ f# j# D% gPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.& Y& O$ P1 p4 U2 q/ `0 q4 r/ V
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander, D! W. \% P' z$ `" {
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following- S, O% {# j3 H! h# Y- b+ f7 a
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:6 f4 P+ O# c5 J& T0 \8 G- D
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the) w F( y4 N( u$ h
following stipulations:9 {2 c8 R8 B/ f4 ]
g8 D" b5 z6 r# v1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
# R% q3 W- L8 pUnemployment fixed.7 s, e, a: G* V! ~
5 G6 _, L9 k0 J9 f! H9 j2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
F, X6 H% X. Q0 F7 t: B$ cAuto Industry fixed.$ y/ m8 V& U& ^/ P# d" |5 w: o
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-2 @! [' Q( b% B' v# l. ^! d' Z0 P
Housing Crisis fixed.
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/ [: h; `) d$ }/ H# b; D! YIt can't get any easier than that!
C9 `6 K9 V3 N; U/ ]* U) wIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their) D/ v( f4 |# R3 J0 N
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