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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. - d/ O7 ~* l5 \9 {0 `

4 r# u" ?) {  q8 @8 D' ~7 ?So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
8 N) F0 Y1 s- v/ C1 j: HFor their first night together.  
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -, a3 z! Z1 n$ Z% ^1 H& g4 R
gets up and has his breakfast.  9 _3 K& p  u, P" c6 z/ g& G
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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( V9 e: x& f1 v. fShe replies -  No.  
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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; _  F: {2 U1 e5 ?" J+ z1 i% D5 f: lHis  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
6 d! Z  H% v0 g3 H* ZJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
0 @8 V' U% P0 J; o7 z7 r  S' fAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
1 ^$ d/ @3 K& R1 }6 C9 c0 j: j: K& e- rShe replies - No.
: s. y9 ~4 q  U7 K# N4 CJohnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  8 T5 ~  n% k4 ?& k" p1 C1 Z7 w
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
) ], |( Z6 U2 l- Z9 [" v: JAfter school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
: P! w, }0 H  i$ x2 h8 eAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
+ x' I& U5 l5 YHis mom says -  No.   
, ?2 s( C* r" i: a5 xHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  
$ d( w% F5 W* d0 T4 @( N' W8 w& hHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think& ?$ c4 |$ G) c3 r4 ]* ^1 ]
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
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