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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. 6 q3 J3 J# Y }! z1 }" H- D n
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
% W& G, f3 N5 D3 G2 ]For their first night together. 6 g/ T- |2 b+ [0 v& L/ F& S/ o: Z; N
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -, c0 M5 P, T* t& `, a
gets up and has his breakfast.
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As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet.
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: m, V* z. g- \$ g6 uShe replies - No. 9 Z1 b1 P& q/ f, Y4 v" H/ M
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Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?
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& ]4 W' H5 U# Q' D+ B. CHis mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.* t; T' y1 ^6 t% n
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -5 k& A& Q2 P; o/ M. D; e
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
1 y' U& Z' ~2 ]+ EShe replies - No., r: c5 Q. q/ _' A i/ Y" k" G
Johnny says - Do you know what I think ? 1 J n+ ?3 P! q5 l- C8 b% F
His mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school .. G$ I# ?. v( t+ Q- V2 p
After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -! k7 F/ T7 q* H* u
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?9 w/ y8 B" W& x. M# v/ G, e
His mom says - No.
4 s) t0 Y" h' nHe asks - Do you know what I think ?
8 ^5 _. k4 @* H2 ]/ hHis mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think& d% a0 ~ a: o# z
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue. |
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