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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. O9 v/ o- S4 C9 V+ A4 V
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was2 U2 b6 d5 Q1 {: y2 d
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' g9 d) a7 G5 N* ~, K" jAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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3 L1 i4 }) f2 c7 d+ z2 g8 Splan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 y/ G7 ]3 |6 i7 f& H/ V

, V9 b. a" Y# S0 y: Y  `6 fIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& S( m* [$ V% u+ w& q
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
! C8 k2 {1 J. {0 Z1 @7 Wkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.' F, T% j, `+ a7 T

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  |$ R9 p. l3 O5 H: XThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 B; l! d, _: k% I
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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9 r" ^8 @! u; x0 O+ YIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
, t, n( _6 }. Q9 E  vreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- {# f7 h; y: L! U6 g3 `2 ^- T3 P: Q  _
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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7 s- ^7 u  {2 h0 d; tAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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' Z3 x2 V/ N4 L7 e$ |  E6 fBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with$ \' j! X; R, G5 z+ ?% q
"z" and "w" with "v".$ ~: c, D* \/ n: |& z( F, ?
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- ~3 A+ R/ K$ I' h
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 h$ ]# I# ^+ b$ [2 K

  V4 q5 {! ]( GZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
0 t& g' @: |+ [1 B# _2 Hunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
. t0 c0 ~, z3 O) F. f3 j( wUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
! O, T3 `( ~& C' X还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:$ P+ D6 h3 B2 s# o! _, `9 A+ q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

5 {3 ]% A$ z7 y5 I. P0 k9 s  tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:1 C2 t4 v# h. Z0 {, a
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 F, z; M0 d  \4 W

( U4 |" Y4 c4 ~* _1 X! j[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:% g# q8 O) k1 X* Y5 ?
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. T- c8 {( u! _# U好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
2 _  ?3 }6 R+ }8 g2 o5 {* P你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!9 s, S, `; W' X

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 l) s; T4 e% O4 a惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 |/ [! @2 K0 u) T0 x5 F7 ]
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 u1 I. [; y" T! F1 a路过,让你们看看我的波
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