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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
9 L% x4 t( ?3 C+ Obe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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/ C4 {/ }( `2 [5 W7 U3 J. o0 mAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 w+ K) d8 m/ K2 [4 n3 w
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 Z! L- }( C& y' S
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".+ ]; h' G8 e( [
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 g4 ~- o; G) Y, b4 ], R( w' C7 W
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.1 U3 J4 P; j. i0 G* ~
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, B! x, b9 s/ s6 i  ^; QThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 Q  y, `. c: m$ P
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ \3 l5 G" x2 W7 T* Sreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- @& U# q9 ~& I( t

4 g/ R4 T0 l5 ?Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: T0 a/ r+ `/ z1 T& Dben a deterent to akurate speling.; g( Q: [$ i( L( x- |+ {
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
# \: D5 i/ q/ \7 z8 m9 bdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
2 l6 L( i* J, j7 j7 I( ["z" and "w" with "v".3 @/ y+ m7 W! {$ [' }+ u" x
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and  n/ @8 S; u) Q, g8 n6 L& ?6 @
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., c  [8 \7 p% [( t! \% n

# @- M1 ^. v9 O0 `) p" S+ Y& d+ SZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
# M; J- P5 V% g" j- }0 P5 ]+ Runderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ A7 z& t' |, B% _Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze" y1 ~5 Y( S$ _: s
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
4 _1 J5 k- S% t8 p3 j  b! b0 m4 ]7 k) I还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:4 h# \0 @9 ]4 J1 `
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

* p8 |$ f, A! n0 }8 C+ \don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
; ^) g( ^2 {) i% K8 z5 }5 P8 Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% P9 U. d3 b( i

4 D8 d4 {: H5 v[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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6 q/ `" @8 F. j& _( D* o               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
6 D! C& N" J3 `4 r这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 Z0 t; [; A- v# X! ]# u3 ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! l  H$ X2 e" O$ X你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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) S4 Z  @( v" q/ Z/ a6 ^焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!5 h1 o$ Q3 [5 ^6 X

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
; J1 S+ w/ l6 m$ C% H) m惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& s; v- ]. f3 N  i; G3 z- o& Z; ~好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
0 u7 S$ D2 ]) G. D' ]路过,让你们看看我的波

3 h0 ^2 ]4 Z) ?. v* C! J) [谢谢分享
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