A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

/ l- ^( n( r, c6 a7 h# fHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

9 ^6 V2 y+ ~6 q  C' pDear Vincent,
1 ]# M( O0 g  Q8 `$ C! `I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
" Q# A" T3 }5 X" ^* l  L2 f, vLove,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
- z" a5 V) ?4 `; n6 EDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
  }# k. p) I2 F2 V; ]6 cLove,
( N( |/ }5 A; u# N3 dVinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
' q" |+ h3 d9 o+ XGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
$ n: M, L& G8 C5 J7 j& rLove you,
1 a4 R! O; \3 y# i; h) FVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了