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 An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:6 W5 C* x; I3 Z. R6 a& f
8 z I2 n9 w2 y( X' a2 VDear Vincent,
3 N5 G f: N% J6 k! w! c: f h% D! VI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.0 ?7 m- p6 @; ?% H
Love,
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:* G5 _3 G0 s h- X- p9 t
8 _* T3 ]0 A" z3 `Dear Pop,5 m$ }" S: s- p
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.# H, v% o: w0 H/ `( ?% M% ^" P
Love,/ }4 x& G- n9 Z- I3 v
Vinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left." c+ y3 X9 ]" }! s: p" f. ]% H9 p
! o* T) b7 N+ N8 w& f$ v8 SThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
( y6 z: w2 `, ~, d, O8 HGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
j! W" g) U: g) U4 s4 ALove you,
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