A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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3 }8 ]+ U9 g! G; z+ Y$ S8 E7 LHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
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1 [7 k0 u- X8 I5 K$ E. N% ?A few days later he received a letter from his son:

) n& d$ P' L. a: UDear Pop,
" V0 N. W$ h* U0 LDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
2 H. g0 C: T" _* b" JVinnie
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- A6 S. v: o+ k5 [At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

" B! [4 `* e9 s9 U" x$ l! @" yDear Pop,
' J: Y; x& h3 w' qGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
8 ^  L* k5 I* v1 jLove you,
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雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了