A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

8 z  I2 n9 w2 y( X' a2 VDear Vincent,
3 N5 G  f: N% J6 k! w! c: f  h% D! VI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
1 V. w3 K' l( pPapa
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:

8 _* T3 ]0 A" z3 `Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

! o* T) b7 N+ N8 w& f$ v8 SThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
( y6 z: w2 `, ~, d, O8 HGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
  j! W" g) U: g) U4 s4 ALove you,
" L: U5 O! Q- ]* w  N7 sVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了