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Wanna share a joke with you guys:, ?- a K% [9 d% L) K; w! m
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
5 a9 D4 @9 d6 X$ \2 q% _anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.1 t" n- ~- {! ]/ P3 e
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/ t2 F8 n+ a% k" p! f9 F2 c; B7 CThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.) ^; ] Y: P! A( s1 D8 C( J Q! r! S
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
G$ w3 Y$ i' K7 q5 L. _ thad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
* W, \% |, u7 Jnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:/ e$ o+ e5 k2 |1 g
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.... Scroll down ! 1 e; E9 k3 S/ p
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You'll love this ! . U, C8 L$ L2 V, g2 w% v- i
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'You have Male!' : c3 _$ {# l, m& x
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