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Wanna share a joke with you guys:+ x; `. `: `% j
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
4 [& P3 P; h8 t O' H! @( fanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.5 Z2 q0 Y' ~5 ?
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download0 z! H8 D* n6 ]# ~. K5 K }' U. x
from my hard drive.
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M4 `4 x$ r# S" P" B/ z% vAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:6 a8 b7 K6 Y9 \; q; H
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.... Scroll down ! . h' p( f( [' l. y5 G: e
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You'll love this !
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