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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
3 g) h7 M' Y u9 X; lanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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. J3 G' @- }9 P u/ {. I! `Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
$ A: y, `1 O/ B+ h/ ?/ _8 rWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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+ O# ]7 h; { f* j2 ~6 R4 Q3 pAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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8 S; F; O& L0 o4 G .... Scroll down !
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' ~! K- v* q% b- R* j- tYou'll love this ! 9 h6 g* t; D0 r5 ?0 Z L
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'You have Male!'
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