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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"- [2 P2 Y! t5 u% K& G6 G+ u
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out5 Y- G1 h" @+ i1 ]8 p' M* r' b" ~
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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$ [! s9 \& A) q1 T$ J6 nThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe./ l: h8 W. a& Y) P* P5 |
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:) ]7 u/ E+ O C- e
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