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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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3 f6 Y8 W9 F' Y! E& z  i+ zThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out$ \5 S6 j+ I2 B4 j1 v2 a3 b2 ~
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.9 W- `) M& C; P! |$ j
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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: N6 w- F) D5 J  V3 ?nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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....  Scroll down !
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; J4 M& U( }/ cYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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) C* M# K+ z& S5 zwhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny5 W5 g3 K5 \2 a, j8 x
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.  i! t, g" ~% [' S
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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