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+ C0 z/ Y3 b" H' w# ? r' {3 Y; ] m# YA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?") M5 d8 J j4 P3 J' p
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* \! T4 V0 J: Y3 g$ G TThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out8 n: e: z4 l9 a4 O. q
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
3 W8 \$ Q# R6 \, ?3 p# b/ I; Y2 GWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download( e3 z* U+ {5 \* F4 h/ L( h4 o+ x. i
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
6 h# u" ^" T- s% w1 r8 s, K. nhad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
$ T9 ?7 d' t9 Dnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! / r0 s' n6 u) e( I- Z
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You'll love this ! 9 ~- I' U. j- p8 G7 q, t* b4 B4 Y
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'You have Male!' $ T2 n0 F& g' s9 Q" |1 F
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