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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.

! B. ]( R6 \8 p; Z. R& U5 K"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

$ k; {4 }6 Z  t, y! F"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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9 R- @. Q( v1 Y' r& U! DThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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% _$ s: I) d8 I- h8 H5 s. u  \"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."

; ?8 H7 g8 w3 E1 R8 Z  p"So, what's your problem?"
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* T0 j( x2 v6 ~  Z"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

lastman

what a fat lier this guy is