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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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" _0 A' F; V9 I% K2 U- }"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

0 h9 A8 x4 K8 `7 ]$ Q"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

' V# p: k% `3 [5 F. e: ^9 R, F$ t( D4 HThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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5 ]  N7 V8 Q. A* x5 S"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."

( H  p" H/ x, }" b" {1 b1 e" \1 d"So, what's your problem?"

) E' H& q6 |* E6 C% k# i- V" _"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

lastman

what a fat lier this guy is