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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." / [; ^2 ^" ~3 c* T6 e$ c0 N/ a
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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& P0 m6 Y6 m" c' I"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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9 `& G' y2 A% W( \: a# _ N3 ^# a"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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+ ]# C" h+ i# v8 ?. D, w4 z& LThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. 1 ]9 h8 W+ V+ ]# O$ P. _* i
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." 9 a, o1 i% E9 C5 E2 ]% K/ v
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"So, what's your problem?"
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! _5 ]* ]. t0 W+ r"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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