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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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; M1 _! L6 n$ E l1 j- `Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
8 E6 U# R! y2 RTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
! t U7 l' H2 S: H! XShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
- w! z8 O, @0 ~* {1 {$ aCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
9 r3 U( D7 c6 `0 l& Z$ jHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.) r& ^+ Z, _% i
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
6 ^9 _4 K8 P6 g# O/ y/ \ B9 {He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,. g5 q {! p- c3 ~& p
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.% D7 h; B* S$ @5 y0 K
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,: N! h' Y9 E) \( f8 H: z7 o
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.' q3 B" V0 k$ Q/ e* O: Z
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
, E' R3 j4 @2 ~ W4 m2 i) n8 U) IWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
" }0 L+ P* _5 M: A- y* E# Q/ e3 V, |1 KDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
! \$ c9 w) ?! cTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
6 A7 p$ l, V2 v3 k9 g; D1 }# tAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
y1 q9 F& M# ^, K9 v" J"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid.": g; i0 q I* e4 |6 T. d
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
1 \) V6 q: M k3 K7 I0 n5 `# }Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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