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Tiger s Holiday Poem( g$ e* e: ^: i C1 v
8 e* {9 n8 Z* a0 F: n1 TTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house" P L' X) Q2 S" T
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.$ _9 E: L2 |" V) k ^7 Q( g9 j
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
: }1 D$ e3 Q6 _( W- Z' A7 wCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.' j* K; b. u B! D9 K2 N
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
: D( C2 }$ ?* s- SWoman after woman stepped up and confessed., ]0 ^& B8 m( w' Z; I
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
0 y' `: a" D, a* c* }With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
" P, O. j- a: V' }3 \2 WFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
8 \) a) T8 t0 p+ n( l) CTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
/ S |- j- G( |; v GWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,6 l- Q% K7 e) P; V. f
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.& P+ Z7 _" m. C$ \! i
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',$ ]# b( f$ ^' J. O! A0 ]
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden ., l6 J' c0 W3 M0 g4 H
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
7 u o8 x7 Z( [0 `: ^8 b8 H0 t5 l"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
8 b, s) }3 T0 _* ZShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
/ }5 G4 b d1 \( q/ hHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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