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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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: |. ^: m. \( [$ b* f: s; c4 KTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
! V( s' x$ W8 W1 mTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
2 {( \. u6 p9 I* u1 @3 u4 u9 Y. G) cShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,2 c4 d; v4 _* |4 e* C
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.! x2 q& K% |0 O8 ]$ I) _
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
: \/ \" @$ [8 [$ P* _2 VWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.' o$ k5 Z4 M' y; `, o1 \+ l9 Y
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,) { v. I( G$ ?* Q" V9 h- \
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.& i0 M2 z2 C& U6 i# Q% _
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
' e! v( L# M" I1 A( k- oTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.9 s8 ~2 y' q* }% U; w
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,5 U! c" P$ Q, L8 ` @6 m3 X7 \
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
" u' l& }! j: o: H |Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',. s* R* R. L( T0 U8 c4 R: y
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
) J" P/ I/ q. Y6 J3 z8 j& n5 b" YAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
3 t! W# s, |" d: V3 @, X"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
, c# j1 {- D, v4 u& D2 A) iShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
0 ]: Q( t5 B6 v( bHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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