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Tiger s Holiday Poem( w) O! c% k$ e- s+ l
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
5 T* k# l8 X) O& C4 g* CTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
- {" c$ K$ Q: a, q) Y! I ^( }She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,9 M+ ]8 c) D/ j/ C" e8 P3 p6 b" v
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.+ R. \/ L7 P' K- j( }
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.% V! ?. Q5 ]$ E3 u& }0 y
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.- I. R8 x9 D" g
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
+ C$ R/ h0 ~# C+ Q9 JWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.* H; L. s6 ], ]& |
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,9 Z) F% h& o4 `% u2 M, d/ Y- L
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news./ l8 S! f9 C$ C2 ~, ?: v K% n
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,# f7 T/ e, U8 W8 A8 t% X
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
! d" M _6 B2 R8 jDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',, p/ f; A9 p( \
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .( c. k* F% ]6 g2 u0 I$ y
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,& }6 ~7 } p2 N- k" l. a
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid.") m) ^4 ?9 n7 L v {% @
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,4 w: U1 ?5 X2 t; `8 q
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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