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Tiger s Holiday Poem' O8 D3 {3 C V
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house3 S6 a8 O' U2 R' Y: r Z+ L
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
9 P' F/ _. z' h) s0 T! k3 bShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
$ U, Q' q7 s. q; t$ GCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
3 l. z- z8 \" x# p+ h( L9 j! PHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed./ s! @0 F" D- d9 i' F4 A
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.- x0 H/ Z( H+ d
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
l8 f# K" S: SWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.3 r" p& h: a7 @9 \5 q
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
' q/ a0 `$ I9 u. |Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
' h6 p, i% _( n! }With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
' A0 I0 V$ R. q$ m) p6 a6 ~4 |/ |When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
: o; P+ C+ {: nDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
8 x- l2 i2 G3 }7 `! c# n% m+ P6 [Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .2 m. Z8 |: s% ?* ?, v
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,8 K2 p! H' f; m
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."/ f4 f6 A4 o5 g8 V( o& t
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
7 i# i! j- y$ ?" c6 CHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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