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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house3 X9 a, l* `3 t3 _- Q0 \& ?
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
# O4 V2 _7 i0 H( X. G4 `8 @She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,$ ]" [2 f4 \" s
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
" I& a: U' Y% m% r/ DHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.$ t5 m }+ `: V' y4 L/ b6 e
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
9 R) i( _. a+ ~, d% W' yHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori," ?' B. |/ t- H7 H- e1 t
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
) O+ {$ |; {8 l2 `8 w# }( g$ ^From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,# o. M+ V/ H; m* o; }) ] I
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
( X4 E6 K6 N9 z* ]0 ~/ ]5 D" bWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,) p. J) p* q- K+ g$ R7 p1 C% M# ^
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
% C/ N0 {, E& `. M& y" P3 uDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',2 k, R: |7 ~8 x- C0 e( w, ~
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .8 q0 A3 p' U3 c
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,. ?5 k! k/ A, n4 O
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."% Q" a; i/ {* O3 B' n
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
4 \ w, {# }" X7 a# Z0 OHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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